Revealed: The New York Times Had Two Different Articles About the Keystone Vote Pre-Written, Each Poised to Praise Mary Landrieu, Whether She Was Successful or Not

Heads, the Democrats win; Tails, the Democrats win.

Similarly, the New York Times has already written an editorial praising Obama on the wisdom of his executive action -- despite not knowing what that action is yet.

Posted by: Ace at 01:32 PM

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1 Surprise?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 01:33 PM (LA7Cm)

2 That's efficient!

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 01:33 PM (7Oo+W)

3 They should just change their name to MiniTru and get it over with.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:33 PM (DrWcr)

4 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:34 PM (M1uf/)

5 The MFM

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:34 PM (M1uf/)

6 Though, seriously, how many people in LA are basing their decision making on the NYT?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (M1uf/)

7 So, they were gonna hail Mary either way?

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (7ObY1)

8 unexpectedly!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (vIjYi)

9 I hate them. I'm going to bite their dick

Posted by: ThunderB at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (Z36SR)

10 But...journalistic integrity!

Posted by: --- at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (MMC8r)

11 Just like BSA..."Be Prepared"

Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (ZNQKl)

12 This is my shocked face: /o_o\

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (ABcz/)

13 ace is:

Lord of the Dance!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (xSCb6)

14 And your point Ace? I am sure they already have the headline on Page One already written for both a hillary and a woo-woo warren win in 2016.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (M0mf2)

15 Of course they did. Of course they did.

Here. In case anyone missed it in the Emstompenating.

http://youtu.be/DEPbPGQpNsM

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

16 Mary Landrieu's Senate seat has had a long tradition of existence; both to the Senate and to the community at large

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2014 01:36 PM (Yc4/E)

17 >>Similarly, the New York Times has already written an editorial praising Obama on the wisdom of his executive action -- despite not knowing what that action is yet.

Well thats ok. We've already blasted the Republicans reaction to an action that hasn't been announced yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 01:36 PM (g1DWB)

18 #6: all the really smart and connected ones, i'm sure... ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 20, 2014 01:37 PM (vIjYi)

19 The mask slips and shows the festering skull of Zombie Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2014 01:37 PM (VndSC)

20 Why let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good narrative?

Posted by: The New York Times editorial staff at November 20, 2014 01:37 PM (Y0Piu)

21 16 Mary Landrieu's Senate seat has had a long tradition of existence; both to the Senate and to the community at large

Mary Landrieu's seat has also had a long tradition of existence, in the Senate, and boy is it large.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 01:37 PM (7ObY1)

22 17 >>Similarly, the New York Times has already written an editorial praising Obama on the wisdom of his executive action -- despite not knowing what that action is yet.

Well thats ok. We've already blasted the Republicans reaction to an action that hasn't been announced yet.

Good point but I have to say "once bitten twice shy" to the Republicans until I hear otherwise...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (Bn6aD)

23 This is the perversion of Aquinas' approach to truth and theology. They start with the "revealed truth": Democrats are always good, virtuous, and praiseworthy. It is the MSMs job, then, to use their investigative skills to uncover the proof of that.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (lN8KC)

24 This is the perversion of Aquinas' approach to truth and theology. They start with the "revealed truth": Democrats are always good, virtuous, and praiseworthy. It is the MSMs job, then, to use their investigative skills to uncover the proof of that.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (lN8KC)

25 The NYT has two versions of an article about the GOP response to Obama's amnesty.

They cave, in both versions.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (VndSC)

26 I saw Festering Skull of Zombie Helen Thomas open for Katatonia, Oslo, 2008

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (7ObY1)

27 Anyway, I'm pretty sure the reaction in Louisiana has been along the lines of, "Well, if was so important to you, why didn't you get it brought for a vote earlier?"

I don't think anyone was fooled by the ploy in the first place.

Really seems like wasted ink. And, if I remember stories about NYT readership properly, they can't afford to waste ink.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (M1uf/)

28 Somewhere in Hell, Goebbels is smiling for a moment.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (txvbW)

29 If this was the same as what we are doing, then we would have blasted them for acting as well as not acting.

As it is, we haven't written the story of them acting. Because what a waste of the Internet

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 01:39 PM (7Oo+W)

30 Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, I keep getting the same 30 second, unskippable ad and an error on the video.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 20, 2014 01:39 PM (xSCb6)

31 In the same vein:

Rand Paul Continues His Outreach Pandering To Black Voters By Meeting With Race Baiter Al Sharpton

Weasel Zippers

Another reason paul can go fuck himself and well might be the death of the Republican Party in 2016. I could still see him going off half cocked and running as an Independent like his wacked out father.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:39 PM (M0mf2)

32 We were avoiding the Christmas rush.

Posted by: The New York Times editorial staff at November 20, 2014 01:39 PM (Y0Piu)

33 Hey, we praise Eisenhower for having a speech ready in case D-Day failed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2014 01:40 PM (JtwS4)

34 9 I hate them. I'm going to bite their dick
Posted by: ThunderB at November 20, 2014 01:35 PM (Z36SR)

Usually we have to pay extra for that kind of action.

Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at November 20, 2014 01:40 PM (DrWcr)

35 Yeah, I keep getting the same 30 second, unskippable ad and an error on the video.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 20, 2014 01:39 PM (xSCb6)

Huh. Works for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:40 PM (mf5HN)

36 I'll bet the Food Critic had nothing but rave reviews for Mary's Etouffee, as well.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2014 01:41 PM (QMv7P)

37 26 I saw Festering Skull of Zombie Helen Thomas open for Katatonia, Oslo, 2008

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (7ObY1)

Those Scandis are fcukin' weird.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:41 PM (DrWcr)

38 That's my boy!

Posted by: ron paul (hey, check out my newsletter) at November 20, 2014 01:41 PM (Yc4/E)

39 Another reason paul can go fuck himself and well might be the death of the Republican Party in 2016. I could still see him going off half cocked and running as an Independent like his wacked out father.

Bite his dick.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 01:41 PM (7ObY1)

40 "despite not knowing what that action is yet."

You kill me.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 01:41 PM (sDapq)

41
The only thing I know about Mary is that she is related to some one who use to comment here.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 01:41 PM (iQIUe)

42 Yeah, I keep getting the same 30 second, unskippable ad and an error on the video.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 20, 2014 01:39 PM (xSCb6)

Works for me. Though the video quality is underwhelming.

I do appreciate, all the same though, AtC.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:42 PM (M1uf/)

43 The NYT: all the news that's fit to ignore. Since 2008.

Posted by: The New York Times editorial staff at November 20, 2014 01:42 PM (Y0Piu)

44 November is a tough time for me emotionally. The diminished sunlight must play a role. Or maybe it's the continual disappointment over getting rocks instead of candy at Halloween. Whatever the case, the death of the Republic at approximately 9 PM ET tonight is not helping matters. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 01:42 PM (7Oo+W)

45 Rand Paul Continues His Outreach Pandering To Black Voters By Meeting With Race Baiter Al Sharpton

Que?
WTF pendejo?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 01:42 PM (xgvvD)

46 We approve!

Posted by: Ministry of Troof at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (m2yGo)

47 Hey, we praise Eisenhower for having a speech ready in case D-Day failed.

____________________

Eisenhower was a journalist too?

Who knew? What a multi-talented guy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (2ruKl)

48 And this NYT editorial, are we sure it was pre-written by an actual NYT staff member, or just emailed to one of them from the Whitehouse?

Posted by: mugiwara at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (aph1i)

49

People like fat Beckel keeps insisting this sh*t isn't planned out by the media, with forethought.

He is delusional.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (IXrOn)

50 33 Hey, we praise Eisenhower for having a speech ready in case D-Day failed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2014 01:40 PM (JtwS4)

Is this the time to point out that Nixon had a speech ready in case the moon landing ended in disaster?

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (txvbW)

51
'Beautiful, just beautiful'
Main Stream Pravda

Posted by: Zombie Herr Goebels at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (o2Jt2)

52 27
Anyway, I'm pretty sure the reaction in Louisiana has been along the
lines of, "Well, if was so important to you, why didn't you get it
brought for a vote earlier?"

I don't think anyone was fooled by the ploy in the first place.

Really seems like wasted ink. And, if I remember stories about NYT readership properly, they can't afford to waste ink.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:38 PM (M1uf/)

What is funny/sad is that the local nightly newsies were reporting the vote as if the results of the vote were not pre-ordained. Yeah! We have the illusion of representation! Yeah!

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (sDapq)

53 The JEF is now El JEFe.

F_ck. Him.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

54
Here. In case anyone missed it in the Emstompenating.

You are the most benevolent overlord in the history of overlorditude.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (JtwS4)

55 Wait, you mean we don't know what Obama is going to say tonight?

All this expert punditry all over the internet and no one knows anything?

How is that possible?

Someone, somewhere has to know something!

Posted by: Assistant to the Second Undersecretary to the Secretary for Redundancy at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (qUO+q)

56 Alex, you'll get a kick out of this: my daughter went out at Chell this year. Only one dude recognized her, but that was enough.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (7Oo+W)

57 On the floor of the Senate this morning, Sen. Ted Cruz read aloud the text of Ciceros First Oration Against Catiline, subbing in President Obamas name in the context.
When, President Obama, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end to that unbridled audacity of yours swaggering about as it does now? Cruz asked.

Smart guy that Cruz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (M0mf2)

58 Okay I was going to give the NYT the benefit of the doubt on the Al Sharpton tax story. But obviously Sharpton has pissed someone off royally. To get away with it for years and now it's starting to become public knowledge?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (JjJUC)

59 People like fat Beckel keeps insisting this sh*t isn't planned out by the media, with forethought.

He is ~~delusional~~ in on it.

FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (M1uf/)

60 The NYT: all the news that's fit to ignore. Since 2008.

____________

The NYT: All the Democratic party propaganda that we can fit on our pages.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (2ruKl)

61 ot repost from end of last thread

Senator Ted Cruz went to the Senate floor today to quote Cicero against Obama's illegal amnesty.

therightscoop.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:45 PM (IXrOn)

62 "He is delusional."

I think he's perfectly aware this shit goes on. But, got to keep the pretense up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 01:45 PM (LA7Cm)

63 Sen. Ted Cruz read aloud the text of Ciceros First Oration Against Catiline

That's f*ckin' awesome.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:45 PM (M1uf/)

64 Huh. Works for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:40 PM (mf5HN)

And really, that's what matters, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 01:46 PM (da5Wo)

65 Dick biters, the lot of 'em.

Posted by: wooga at November 20, 2014 01:46 PM (YAVyP)

66 Anyone been reading the comments on the NYT editorial praising Amnesty? It's awesome.

Posted by: Draki at November 20, 2014 01:46 PM (0eidE)

67 Next, Sen. Cruz should read the "string of abuses" from the Declaration.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:46 PM (M1uf/)

68 49

People like fat Beckel keeps insisting this sh*t isn't planned out by the media, with forethought.

He is delusional.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (IXrOn)

It's unplanned in exactly the same way ducks flying south every winter is unplanned.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 01:46 PM (7Oo+W)

69 Cruz. Go

Posted by: ThunderB at November 20, 2014 01:47 PM (f5WTX)

70 Truman, that's awesome.

And this NYT editorial, are we sure it was pre-written by an actual NYT staff member, or just emailed to one of them from the Whitehouse?
Posted by: mugiwara at November 20, 2014 01:43 PM (aph1i)

Wait, there's a difference?

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

71 Huh. Works for me. Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:40 PM (mf5HN)Of course it will when you have a raptor over your shoulder just in case.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at November 20, 2014 01:47 PM (sWgE+)

72 So tonight will be Fiesta time! Open the floodgates we're coming in! .......

Thank you,
Your new "migrants."

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 20, 2014 01:47 PM (Bn6aD)

73 Similarly, the New York Times has already written an editorial praising Obama on the wisdom of his executive action -- despite not knowing what that action is yet.

********

It's possible the Obama Administration has already let them know the details and asked their opinion on it.

The Supra Journo-List.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 20, 2014 01:47 PM (RJMhd)

74 >>Sen. Ted Cruz read aloud the text of Ciceros First Oration Against Catiline

LOVE this guy!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 01:47 PM (ABcz/)

75 It's unplanned in exactly the same way ducks flying south every winter is unplanned.

Yeah! We just all happen to have the same opinions and voice them the same way naturally!

Posted by: Totally NOT JournoList at November 20, 2014 01:48 PM (M1uf/)

76 Belize is looking more better and more better as time goes along.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 01:48 PM (4jDmb)

77
off stinky sock

Posted by: wrg500 at November 20, 2014 01:48 PM (sWgE+)

78 I don't know how it happened, but these two miniature people that popped out my wife's butt are growing up into really awesome, cool people. I don't brag on my daughter here often enough.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 01:49 PM (7Oo+W)

79 >>And this NYT editorial, are we sure it was pre-written by an actual
NYT staff member, or just emailed to one of them from the Whitehouse?

Maybe posted to Journolist with a few blanks (Mad Libs-like) so that each "journalist" could customize it as needed.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 01:49 PM (ABcz/)

80 Sen. Ted Cruz read aloud the text of Ciceros First Oration Against Catiline

That's f*ckin' awesome.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:45 PM (M1uf/)

yup

he calls TFG a mad man

everyone should listen to this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:49 PM (IXrOn)

81 Ted Cruz is a beast.

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 20, 2014 01:50 PM (R5HRU)

82 OK, so I have to cite one of my most RTed tweets (thanks to ace, of course):

http://minx.cc:1080/?post=343296

"The suspense must be killing the media. They don't know what to praise Obama for."

Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2014 01:50 PM (L2xDv)

83 All the news that's fit to print.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at November 20, 2014 01:51 PM (UlJ3l)

84 65 Dick biters, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: wooga at November 20, 2014 01:46 PM (YAVyP)

You're a boner-biting bastard, Unclefucker!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:51 PM (DrWcr)

85 Me gustar�a vivir en Estados Unidos. Todo es gratis en Estados Unidos.

Viva el Rey Obama

Posted by: Jose Mamacita at November 20, 2014 01:51 PM (m2yGo)

86 Belize is looking more better and more better as time goes along.

It's nicer weather there, too.

It's supposed to be 77 in Belize city today.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:51 PM (M1uf/)

87 I love the WH spin. "The Republican Presidents did it too." It's just implementing a bill that got stalled in the Senate that was Bi-partisan.""The Justice Dept. said it was totally legal." blah,blah,blah... "Oh,and we don't want to stop those superior citizens from coming and improving our Work force."

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (Bn6aD)

88 So tonight will be Fiesta time! Open the floodgates we're coming in! ....... Thank you, Your new "migrants."
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 20, 2014 01:47 PM (Bn6aD)

-------------------------------------------

There was an article in another blog (WZ?) that reported hispanics are already getting in the faces of Americans in anticipation of Ogumbe's amnesty edict. I hate to think what it's going to be like after tonight.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (4jDmb)

89 >>Ted Cruz is a beast.

Yup
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ksj324e

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (ABcz/)

90 It's supposed to be 77 in Belize city today.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:51 PM (M1uf/)

That's unBelizeable.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (DrWcr)

91 57 On the floor of the Senate this morning, Sen. Ted Cruz read aloud the text of Ciceros First Oration Against Catiline, subbing in President Obamas name in the context.
When, President Obama, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end to that unbridled audacity of yours swaggering about as it does now? Cruz asked.
Smart guy that Cruz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (M0mf2)

Beautiful. I read that speech in my high school Latin class, but need to brush up (a lot) on my Latin to read it again.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (oKE6c)

92 I'd love to see someone create a Mad Libs for an NYT article, a sort of fill-in-the-blank series of praises for the actions of Dem Pols as well as condemnations of GOP Pols.

Posted by: Nonapod at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (CLP9I)

93 "The suspense must be killing the media. They don't know what to praise Obama for."

Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2014 01:50 PM (L2xDv)

Good one.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (sDapq)

94 Yup
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ksj324e
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (ABcz/)

Sabo FTW!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:52 PM (DrWcr)

95 Soo, like... does the NYT think that their word carries a lot of sway with average Louisianans? Because I would suspect that is untrue.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 20, 2014 01:53 PM (4df7R)

96 Or maybe it's the continual disappointment over getting rocks instead of candy at Halloween.

Had a little trouble with the scissors?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 01:53 PM (ZKzrr)

97 I'd love to see someone create a Mad Libs for an NYT article, a sort of
fill-in-the-blank series of praises for the actions of Dem Pols as well
as condemnations of GOP Pols.

There is one. It's called their Style Guide.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 01:53 PM (M1uf/)

98 http://bit.ly/1qAH2Rk Here's Cruz for those that haven't heard him yet. Most excellent.

Posted by: Yip at November 20, 2014 01:53 PM (84SRe)

99 What if they do this amnesty and hardly anyone applies?

Didn't that happen once? They thought tons of illegals would sign up but once they found out they would have to pay taxes and file from their home country and a bunch of other stuff they said "no way jose" (or something to that effect) and kept on with their under the counter no tax paying job.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2014 01:53 PM (KK+mC)

100 For the record, when the power grid goes down in a few minutes, it's Buffalo's fault, not mine.

Swearsies.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

101 100 For the record, when the power grid goes down in a few minutes, it's Buffalo's fault, not mine.

Swearsies.
Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

You named it "Buffalo"?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:54 PM (DrWcr)

102 The complete subordination ofa once free and vibrant American press to authoritarian tyranny is one of the biggest stories of our generation. Too bad--by definition--that story won't reach the general public.

Posted by: troyriser at November 20, 2014 01:54 PM (DU9hE)

103

The thing about Cruz is, he'll back up his words with action.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:55 PM (IXrOn)

104 Unbelievable!

Posted by: Sean Hannity on Autopilot at November 20, 2014 01:55 PM (UlJ3l)

105 After the vote, Landrieu said she didn't need Reid or McConnell to have a vote on Keystone. If this is so why did it take so long to arrange the vote (Pun). She must be relying on the stupidity of the voters, with the suggestion that she could get vote scheduled without Reid, and that McConnell was somehow involved in the process.

Posted by: Davod at November 20, 2014 01:55 PM (aiTMj)

106 Smart guy that Cruz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (M0mf2)

Yeah, but that went right over The Occupant's head.

"Latin? yeah that's who were letting in, Latin's"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2014 01:56 PM (KK+mC)

107 Spotted Dick anyone?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:56 PM (M0mf2)

108 107 Spotted Dick anyone?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:56 PM (M0mf2)

Not me, it finally cleared up. Great hash, by the way.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:56 PM (DrWcr)

109 Have you heard the news? Reagan did it, too!
Repeat it till ur blue! Reagan did it, too!

It might be all a lie, but it can't hurt to try!!

Posted by: ProgMedia at November 20, 2014 01:57 PM (ZPrif)

110
Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

I glad they got the Niagara U. girls basketball team off their bus after 24 hrs stuck in the snow. Can you image the smell of that bus?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 20, 2014 01:57 PM (sWgE+)

111 Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 01:54 PM (mf5HN)

I thought you upgraded to a gasoline powered device?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2014 01:57 PM (KK+mC)

112 The New York Times is the biggest piece of shit the world has ever seen. Why that steaming pile can't go bankrupt and spare us their insanely self-centered New Yorkistani ramblings, I'll never know. Couldn't happen to a more deserving group of fucking dickheads.

Posted by: Brian L. at November 20, 2014 01:57 PM (6e193)

113 What if they do this amnesty and hardly anyone applies?

Didn't that happen once? They thought tons of illegals would sign up but once they found out they would have to pay taxes and file from their home country and a bunch of other stuff they said "no way jose" (or something to that effect) and kept on with their under the counter no tax paying job.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2014 01:53 PM (KK+mC)

This is something O'Reilly brought up the other day.

Because, supposedly, these illegals will get SS numbers (will have to pay taxes), fingerprinted, etc, and they have to pay fees for all of it, like $500 I think I heard from that interview.

Who's going to do this? When you an still live in the shadows tax free? Free university, free healthcare, etc.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:58 PM (IXrOn)

114 About that whole teeth thing, - there's a fine line between feisty and flesh wound. I believe Obama is poised for either.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2014 01:58 PM (dVmLD)

115
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2014 01:57 PM (KK+mC)

I heard turbo charged with a ni-ox tank.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 20, 2014 01:59 PM (sWgE+)

116 >>The Department of Homeland Security will grant temporary protected status to people from the three West African countries most affected by Ebola who are currently residing in the United States, department officials said on Thursday.

>>People from Liberia, Guinea, and Sierra Leone in the United States as of Thursday may apply for protection from deportation, as well as for work permits, for 18 months, said a Department of Homeland Security official.

>>U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services officials estimate that 8,000 people will be eligible to apply.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 01:59 PM (g1DWB)

117 REVEALED: Sun Hot.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2014 01:59 PM (Ae7K+)

118 78 I don't know how it happened, but these two miniature people that popped out my wife's butt are growing up into really awesome, cool people. I don't brag on my daughter here often enough.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 01:49 PM (7Oo+W)

That's not how it works. That's not how any of that works.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 01:59 PM (oFCZn)

119 People like fat Beckel keeps insisting this sh*t isn't planned out by the media, with forethought.

He is delusional.

--

Beckel isn't delusional. He's a life-long Democrat operative. And a smart guy. He's lying.

Beckel is still trying to win from his FoxNews platform.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 01:59 PM (ZPrif)

120 About 6pm would be a great time for a EMP over Vegas..

Posted by: Yip at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (84SRe)

121 THE NYTIMES HAD TWO DIFF'RENT ARTICHOKES ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT???

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (+GmxD)

122 Doesn't Carlos Slim own a controlling interest in the NY Times?

Posted by: Furious George at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (UlJ3l)

123 Juan Williams is kinda dumb and just repeats prog conventional wisdom.
Beckel isn't a dumb man. When he says something blatantly untrue -- he knows it.

Beckel lies to advance his party's interests.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (ZPrif)

124 Did they mention all the Jooooz profiteering form the pipeline? Cause that's important to get that zinger in there, doncha' know.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (HRo7B)

125 About 6pm would be a great time for a EMP over Vegas..

He's going to Vegas tomorrow I believe....

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (Bn6aD)

126 This is something O'Reilly brought up the other day. Because, supposedly, these illegals will get SS numbers (will have to pay taxes), fingerprinted, etc, and they have to pay fees for all of it, like $500 I think I heard from that interview. Who's going to do this? When you an still live in the shadows tax free? Free university, free healthcare, etc.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:58 PM (IXrOn)

-----------------------------------------

Yeah. Sure they'll have to do all that. All they need is a voter registration card and they're good to go.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (4jDmb)

127 I glad they got the Niagara U. girls basketball team off their bus after 24 hrs stuck in the snow. Can you image the smell of that bus?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 20, 2014 01:57 PM (sWgE+)

Yes.

Posted by: Fishmonger at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (lN8KC)

128

We really need to kill the "anchor baby" law.

This sh*t would come to a halt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (IXrOn)

129 THE NYTIMES HAD TWO DIFF'RENT ARTICHOKES ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT???

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (+GmxD)

...
Yes, Al. That's exactly what it was. And they blamed it all on Busch.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 20, 2014 02:01 PM (4df7R)

130 That's not how it works. That's not how any of that works.

I had to read that a couple times.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2014 02:01 PM (Ae7K+)

131 THE NYTIMES HAD TWO DIFF'RENT ~~ARTICHOKES~~ TANGERINES ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT???

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 02:01 PM (M1uf/)

132 Beckel isn't delusional. He's a life-long Democrat operative. And a smart guy. He's lying.

And he knows he is lying but he gets paid pretty good to lie and get's real good Health Insurance thru FOX. And as annoying as Beckel can be at times, he is easier to look at and listen to than Geraldo or shep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 02:01 PM (M0mf2)

133
On the floor of the Senate this morning, Sen. Ted Cruz read aloud the text of Ciceros First Oration Against Catiline, subbing in President Obamas name in the context.
When, President Obama, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end to that unbridled audacity of yours swaggering about as it does now? Cruz asked.
Smart guy that Cruz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 01:44 PM (M0mf2)

If memory serves, things didn't turn out so well for Cicero. Marc Antony, notoriously hot-headed and intemperate,hadCicero's hands cut off and nailed to the door of the Senate.Antony then gave Cicero's decapitated head to his (Antony's) wife for further abuse. Then it gets really ugly.

There's a lesson in there somewhere.

Posted by: troyriser at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (DU9hE)

134 I approve both of these messages.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (Jj/2n)

135

I wonder if the scoamf's going to stay out of town while Ferguson burns.

Convenient.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (IXrOn)

136 You named it "Buffalo"?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 01:54 PM (DrWcr)

*throatpunches so hard*

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (mf5HN)

137 I glad they got the Niagara U. girls basketball team off their bus after 24 hrs stuck in the snow. Can you image the smell of that bus?

After that long everyone's a nappy headed ho.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (Ae7K+)

138 FoxNews gets a mix of Democrats and libs. Some are ex-Democrats who now make living bashing Dems for Fox-- like Pat F'ing Caddel. Some are just dummies -- Juan. Some have given up dreams of politics with the Dems and now just trying to milk the Fox cash as long as possible.

Beckel still thinks of himself as an operative -- just a behind enemy lines operative.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (ZPrif)

139 Got my haircut, got my suit hanging in the hall, ate lunch, picked up candies, chapstik, mints. Fully charged phone and tablet, map and directions by the door. So now I'm going to drink one beer and sit quietly for an hour or so, then I'll take off to High Point to do my first ever streaming sports broadcast. Slight butterflies, but I'm not nervous per se, even if I flop, it'll be a funny story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (2cS/G)

140 So, for Obama's Univision speech tonight, what's the drink of choice for the Amnesty Drinking Game?

Jose Cuervo?

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (VndSC)

141 Throatpunched by jazzhands.

Ouch.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2014 02:03 PM (Ae7K+)

142 A Navy corpsman attached to the Marines elite special operations unit will receive the services second highest award for valor for working heroically and selflessly to treat wounded Marines in Afghanistan after he himself was wounded by a makeshift bomb.

Chief Petty Officer Justin Wilson

A feel good story for the day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 02:03 PM (M0mf2)

143 6 hrs left in the constitutional republic, everybody - drink up!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 02:03 PM (ZPrif)

144 128 We really need to kill the "anchor baby" law.

This sh*t would come to a halt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (IXrOn)

Oh great, so now you want to kill babies?

H8tr-ette.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 20, 2014 02:03 PM (HRo7B)

145 *throatpunches so hard*
Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (mf5HN)

*cough cough*
*ack*
So...worth it...
*cough*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 02:04 PM (DrWcr)

146 So, for Obama's Univision speech tonight, what's the drink of choice for the Amnesty Drinking Game?

Jose Cuervo?
Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (VndSC)Are you trying to kill yourself?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 02:04 PM (M1uf/)

147 Sure take the day off and let Drew handle the real dick-biters. /sarc

Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2014 02:04 PM (DL2i+)

148 So, for Obama's Univision speech tonight, what's the drink of choice for the Amnesty Drinking Game?

Jose Cuervo?

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (VndSC)

Sí, Señor

Posted by: The Worm at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (lN8KC)

149 I can imagine the two articles they are writing for the runoff...

Talking up Mary for a clutch win in a runoff and downplaying Cassidy for winning a seat in one of the states which voted most strongly against Obama in 2008.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (yCZVl)

150 Good luck, Lincolnf!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (ABcz/)

151 Good for Cruz. I enjoyed the video. I hope someone is watching his back.

The only think Obama knows about Cicero is that it's some place in IL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (RZlSA)

152 Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (2cS/G)

153 >>Oh great, so now you want to kill babies?
H8tr-ette.

Now hold on there a minute.....

Posted by: Planned Parenthood / NARAL at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (ABcz/)

154
�Qu� Pasa gente?

Yo no think la New York Times es objectivo.

Posted by: Hombre Mohawkez at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (1nB6R)

155 Well it's only fair...

If they posted the first article, I'd use it to wrap fish.

If they posted the second article, I'd use it to wrap fish.

Posted by: Mega at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (hHFOx)

156 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAALLL!!!!

Posted by: Univision commentary after Obama's speech at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (VndSC)

157 128 We really need to kill the "anchor baby" law.

This sh*t would come to a halt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 02:00 PM (IXrOn)

NATURAl!!! CITIZEN!!! PATRIOT!!! NATURAL BORN CITIZEN!!!1!1!

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (da5Wo)

158
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 02:04 PM (DrWcr)

If it plays as well as the Buffalo Bills she's disapointed also.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (sWgE+)

159 I'm suddenly in the mood for a pinata and a burrito.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (Jj/2n)

160 Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now

Every once in a while just shout "Sports!!" for no reason.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (Ae7K+)

161 133,

Well, Cruz certainly hasn't come to praise Obama but to bury him...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (yCZVl)

162 Good for Cruz. I enjoyed the video. I hope someone is watching his back.

The only think Obama knows about Cicero is that it's some place in IL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (RZlSA)

Protip: Perhaps just accepting the death of the Republic is an option after all...

Posted by: M. Junius Brutus at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (lN8KC)

163 missed it in the Emstompenating.

The green tunic and panty shots or spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch?

Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (DL2i+)

164 Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (2cS/G)

Pins and needles, needles and pins. A happy man is a man that grins.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (M0mf2)

165 I can imagine the two articles they are writing for the runoff...
Talking up Mary for a clutch win in a runoff and downplaying Cassidy for winning a seat in one of the states which voted most strongly against Obama in 2008.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge

You forgot the voter suppression story that is also teed up.

Posted by: Furious George at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (UlJ3l)

166 Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:05 PM (2cS/G)

Good movie.

Morena Baccarin is hot, but I have a thing for Jewel Staite.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (M1uf/)

167 We really need to kill the "anchor baby" law.

This sh*t would come to a halt.

Just need a really good lawyer.
"Fruit of the poisoned tree"
You cannot profit from a prior illegal act.
Your parents came here illegaly? Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (xgvvD)

168 >>Beckel still thinks of himself as an operative -- just a behind enemy lines operative.

He's doing a horrible job. He comes across as a dumb, arrogant, hyper partisan, misogynistic, bloated idiot. He makes everyone else around him look better, more reasonable and more informed.

If he thinks he's running some successful undercover psyop he's even dumber than I thought.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (g1DWB)

169 152,

Serenity now, insanity later.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 02:07 PM (yCZVl)

170 Slight butterflies, but I'm not nervous per se, even if I flop, it'll be a funny story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (2cS/G)

Break a larynx.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 02:08 PM (sDapq)

171 Haha, I hadn't thought about being funny, but if all else fails, that's what I'll try. Gotta be careful, though, there's a strict "no negativity" policy with high school games.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:08 PM (2cS/G)

172 The Horde's Own Gabe Malor is cited by Fox's Chris Stirewalt this morning for his Federalist article regarding other presidents and executive orders. Go Gabe!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/11/20/ obama-takes-grammy-for-small-politics/

Posted by: Mustbequantum at November 20, 2014 02:08 PM (MIKMs)

173
Get your margaritas and Margaritas ready, and bbq those burritos.

Mexicans BBQ burritos right?

Posted by: Hombre Mohawkez at November 20, 2014 02:08 PM (1nB6R)

174 Lincoln -- I suggest "Boom goes the Dynamite" as your catch phrase.

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2014 02:08 PM (Ae7K+)

175 Anyone else excited about the fact we are turning into Honduras tonight? I like the tropics.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 20, 2014 02:08 PM (jucos)

176 Gotta be careful, though, there's a strict "no negativity" policy with high school games.
--------------------------

Just talk up the presentation of the participation trophies afterward.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2014 02:08 PM (VndSC)

177 Got my haircut, got my suit hanging in the hall, ate lunch, picked up candies, chapstik, mints. Fully charged phone and tablet, map and directions by the door. So now I'm going to drink one beer and sit quietly for an hour or so, then I'll take off to High Point to do my first ever streaming sports broadcast. Slight butterflies, but I'm not nervous per se, even if I flop, it'll be a funny story.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (2cS/G)

You're going to do great. Do the Horde proud. By which I mean whatever you think the Horde would say? Don't say that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

178 165,

Mary's voters are typically suppressed by people checking names on the rolls against St Louis Cemetery.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 02:09 PM (yCZVl)

179 Chief Petty Officer Justin Wilson

A feel good story for the day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 02:03 PM (M0mf2)

God bless him! Thank goodness there are still honorable, brave people in this world. It means we aren't all lost.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 20, 2014 02:09 PM (4df7R)

180 And Lincoln.... make sure to drop one reference to pudding tonight.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 20, 2014 02:10 PM (jucos)

181 You're going to do great. Do the Horde proud. By which I mean whatever you think the Horde would say? Don't say that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

"'Sup, jackwagons?" and "Hiya, fappers!" would not be an appropriate opener.

Break a leg, lincoln!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 02:10 PM (DrWcr)

182 175,

I'll take Honduras if it means Obama gets a one way ticket out of the country and a caretaker president fills out his term.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 02:10 PM (yCZVl)

183 You're going to do great. Do the Horde proud. By which I mean whatever you think the Horde would say? Don't say that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

Whoa whoa whoa. You know how contagious Jazz Hands is. Don't be getting that all over him or he'll start critiquing the uniforms.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:11 PM (da5Wo)

184 153 >>Oh great, so now you want to kill babies?
H8tr-ette.

Now hold on there a minute.....

Posted by: Planned Parenthood / NARAL at November 20, 2014 02:06 PM (ABcz/)

no shit..

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 20, 2014 02:11 PM (HRo7B)

185 Slight butterflies, but I'm not nervous per se, even if I flop, it'll be a funny story.
Posted by: Lincolntf

You're going to do great. Do the Horde proud.
By which I mean whatever you think the Horde would say? Don't say that.
Posted by: alexthechick

Bonus points if you somehow work in, "But first,...."

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 02:11 PM (xgvvD)

186 Oh...I know....."That shot was Puddin!"

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2014 02:11 PM (Ae7K+)

187 @175 Si !

Posted by: Yip at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (84SRe)

188 Hahaha, thanks for all the advice, I may have to call on some of it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (2cS/G)

189
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:02 PM (2cS/G)

And no "look at the elbows on that bitch". That probable won't fly.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (sWgE+)

190 And we all know you'll do great Lincoln. I'm not going to wish you luck because winners make their own. You my friend are a winner. Go show em how it's done.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (da5Wo)

191 Give 'em hell, Lincolntf.

You'll do fine. Once you get rolling, it gets really easy.

Have fun!

Posted by: wiserbud at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (5UYtO)

192 " A Navy corpsman "

Ahem.

"corpse-man"

Posted by: Barry Dipshit at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (LA7Cm)

193 I'm just looking at tonight like a corporate merger only this time US and Mexico.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (HRo7B)

194 Break a leg, lincoln!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 02:10 PM (DrWcr)

Pro-Tip: Wear pants.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 02:13 PM (sDapq)

195 193 I'm just looking at tonight like a corporate merger only this time US and Mexico.
Posted by: Viv Savage at November 20, 2014 02:12 PM (HRo7B)

Hostile takeover.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 02:13 PM (DrWcr)

196 Hey Lincoln, I'm so proud of you! God speed and don't fuck it up!

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 02:13 PM (7Oo+W)

197 Whoa whoa whoa. You know how contagious Jazz Hands is. Don't be getting that all over him or he'll start critiquing the uniforms.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:11 PM (da5Wo)

I make no promises.

Great. Now I have Tom Hamilton saying Hi again, fappers! in my head and cannot possibly begin to explain to anyone why I'm giggling so hard.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

198 I'm just looking at tonight like a corporate merger only this time US and Mexico.

So, a gangbabg?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 02:14 PM (xgvvD)

199 Lincoln,

Memorize the Latin for, "I wanna dip my balls in it."

Also, I see no way taking broadcast advice from the Horde could go wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 02:14 PM (M1uf/)

200 I'm just looking at tonight like a corporate merger only this time US and Mexico.

So, a gangbang?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 02:14 PM (xgvvD)

201

The first word out of your mouth tonite needs to be "FIRST!!"....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2014 02:14 PM (NaV4z)

202 Don't forget to run off a batch, Lincoln.

Posted by: Garrett at November 20, 2014 02:14 PM (HeUjg)

203 Pro-Tip: Wear pants.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 02:13 PM (sDapq)

There is a reason you usually only see from the waist up on sports broadcasts

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 02:15 PM (o2Jt2)

204 If it plays as well as the Buffalo Bills she's disapointed also.

They beat the Bears.

OK, not saying much.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 02:15 PM (ZKzrr)

205 Pro-Tip: Wear pants.

Only until half time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 02:15 PM (xgvvD)

206 If I am sputtering and dying, I may very well go for the big flame out, just so I'll always have the podcast to listen to myself going totally Bobby Knight over a foul or something.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:15 PM (2cS/G)

207 Double shot, rick. But separated. How you do that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)

208 Blue Light special! Soccer balls!! aisle 5!!!

Posted by: K Mart at November 20, 2014 02:15 PM (HRo7B)

209 207 Double shot, rick. But separated. How you do that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)

Underwire.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 02:16 PM (DrWcr)

210
Yes, he must mention elbows somewhere in the play to play. or as we now call them here: codos

Posted by: Hombre Mohawkez at November 20, 2014 02:16 PM (1nB6R)

211 I got it. Toss in a reference to bacon. Benign, and oh so funny.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 20, 2014 02:16 PM (jucos)

212 Walter Duranty must be so proud. Hot, but proud.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2014 02:16 PM (oKE6c)

213 Latin phrases would be awesome. Just use filthy ones and then make up whatever you want it to mean.

Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:16 PM (da5Wo)

214 Or Pancakes..... that's the ticket. Pancakes

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 20, 2014 02:17 PM (jucos)

215 "Underwire."

Ah. Of course.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 02:17 PM (LA7Cm)

216 Or Pancakes..... that's the ticket. Pancakes

"What a shot! He's gonna be eating pancakes tomorrow!"

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 02:17 PM (ZKzrr)

217 Lincoln, just remember the immortal words of Charles De Mar: Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

218 >>Also, I see no way taking broadcast advice from the Horde could go wrong.

wiserbud is a talk radio host and get this, he doesn't suck at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 02:18 PM (g1DWB)

219 Double shot, rick. But separated. How you do that?

Opera Lite. Hit send, saw typo. Hit stop. Fixed. Re-sent. Only problem? First post must not have stopped.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 02:18 PM (xgvvD)

220 Elbows I can definitely work in, maybe bacon or pudding, but I have no idea how I'll get there. We do a halftime interview of the coach and one player, maybe I'll ask a "favorite food" question. Well, maybe not, these guys take their hoops seriously. The girls game might give me more latitude, that's first, and will hopefully serve as a good warm-up/break in game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:19 PM (2cS/G)

221 You could always quote some Madden, always good for a laugh

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 02:19 PM (o2Jt2)

222 "What a shot! He's gonna be eating pancakes tomorrow!"
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 02:17 PM (ZKzrr)

Well at least the Orange Crush flushed the cheese fry out from my nasal cavity, so I've got that going for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:19 PM (mf5HN)

223 Cajones!

Puta!

...just practicing.

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 20, 2014 02:20 PM (HRo7B)

224 Remember Alex ... two-cycle for speed, four-stroke for low end torque.

And ALWAYS insist on good lubricants. Always.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 20, 2014 02:20 PM (+jsVQ)

225 211
I got it. Toss in a reference to bacon. Benign, and oh so funny.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 20, 2014 02:16 PM (jucos)

"That play was better than bacon pudding slathered on pointy elbows."

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 02:20 PM (sDapq)

226 One beer, lincolntf. Just one.
srsly, have fun and let us hear how it goes.

Posted by: LadyS at November 20, 2014 02:21 PM (5dip8)

227 Off to the Emstompenating, corgis.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:21 PM (mf5HN)

228 wiserbud is a talk radio host and get this, he doesn't suck at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 02:18 PM (g1DWB)

Well, let's not get crazy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:21 PM (da5Wo)

229 You could always quote some Madden, always good for a laugh
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 02:19 PM (o2Jt2)

---------------------------------------------

Nah. Go Grudin. Make up some shit about the name of the play that just happened.

"The twisted fist Omaha ram shot"

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 02:22 PM (4jDmb)

230 Good call, LadyS. Just the one, gets me in a sports watching mood.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 02:22 PM (2cS/G)

231 221 You could always quote some Madden, always good for a laugh
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 02:19 PM (o2Jt2)

"If the home team wants to win it, they're just going to have to score more points than the other team! There's just no two ways about it! BOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 02:22 PM (DrWcr)

232 213,

Reminds me of an old HS story.

Latin Club went to a convention and had their Latin motto displayed. They got in trouble when someone translated it and realized it said "Screw you and the horse you rode in on."

It was no Romanes Eunt Domus, but worth a mention.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 02:22 PM (yCZVl)

233 Oh this would work as well: Corripe Cervisiam!

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:23 PM (da5Wo)

234 Just, whatever you do, don't go Boomer Esiason, who once famously stated, "This penalty is usually on the offense, unless it's on the defense."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 02:24 PM (M1uf/)

235 Just, whatever you do, don't go Boomer Esiason, who once famously stated, "This penalty is usually on the offense, unless it's on the defense."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 02:24 PM (M1uf/)

Well, I think the key thing for the winning team to do is to score more points than the other team.

Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:25 PM (mf5HN)

236 The girls game might give me more latitude, that's first, and will hopefully serve as a good warm-up/break in game.

Look for a small scar around the eye. Perfect opening to ask about sharp elbows going for rebounds.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 02:25 PM (xgvvD)

237 Well, let's not get crazy.

bite me

Posted by: wiserbud at November 20, 2014 02:27 PM (5UYtO)

238 "Just, whatever you do, don't go Boomer Esiason, who once famously stated, "This penalty is usually on the offense, unless it's on the defense."

Boomer's always willing to go out on a limb with a hot sports opinion.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 02:28 PM (LA7Cm)

239 bite me

Posted by: wiserbud at November 20, 2014 02:27 PM (5UYtO)

I'm not going anywhere near your dick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 20, 2014 02:28 PM (da5Wo)

240 why I'm giggling so hard.
Posted by: alexthechick - Beware the Jazz Hands at November 20, 2014 02:13 PM (mf5HN)Nitros kicked in?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 20, 2014 02:29 PM (sWgE+)

241 112
The New York Times is the biggest piece of shit the world has ever seen.
Why that steaming pile can't go bankrupt and spare us their insanely
self-centered New Yorkistani ramblings, I'll never know. Couldn't happen
to a more deserving group of fucking dickheads.

Posted by: Brian L. at November 20, 2014 01:57 PM (6e193)

GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 20, 2014 02:29 PM (jPT60)

242
Similarly, the New York Times has already written an editorial praising Obama on the wisdom of his executive action -- despite not knowing what that action is yet.

Stuff and nonsense, Ace. You know they've seen an advanced copy of the address, or at least the Powerpoint version.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 20, 2014 02:44 PM (1hM1d)

243
Because, supposedly, these illegals will get SS numbers (will have to pay taxes), fingerprinted, etc, and they have to pay fees for all of it, like $500 I think I heard from that interview.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 01:58 PM (IXrOn)

It's so cute how some folks think that JugEars won't also put in a waiver for all those fees.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2014 03:34 PM (TIIx5)

244 "Well thats ok. We've already blasted the Republicans reaction to an action that hasn't been announced yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 01:36 PM (g1DWB)"

It's probably due to my Cold War upbringing. I expect a federal politician to have solid contingency planning for a hypothetical.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (pYEaj)

245 Here in Maryland I just received today a solicitation to get the NYT's Sunday edition for 2 dollars a week. The offer is for four weeks! It also gives me unlimited access to their online content. WOOT! I cut my name out of the bill then ripped it in half and put it in the postage paid envelope and will mail it out tomorrow. I hope they put a nice twist on my actions for me!

Posted by: zefal at November 20, 2014 08:31 PM (DP51E)

246 New York Times, Disney's official paper of TomorrowLand!

Posted by: ubik at November 23, 2014 12:12 AM (B6BrJ)

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