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Happy Thursday
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (3CVIc) 2
Yay, Cafe!
Posted by: Nazdar at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (9XWKq) 3
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (JAhdn) Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (JAhdn) 5
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9) 6
Here in N IL right now we have cherries, plums, and a bunch of other trees in flower.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (MvF+J) 7
I want the transparent screen with the motion control gloves like Tom Cruise in Minority Report.
Some of you might struggle with your adult videos though. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (3CVIc) 8
Newark is best when the cherry blossoms bloom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (nOjd9) 9
I have been through Newark, that looks nothing like New Jersey
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9) 10
Hello, Horde! ❤️ 😊
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (SRRAx) 11
Hiya
Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 07:47 PM (T4tVD) 12
Good evening horde.
Posted by: TRex at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (IQ6Gq) 13
That's the rough side of Newark. Other side is over. Near the mall.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (3CVIc) 14
Are there cannibals in Newark?
Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (AvZ3a) 15
Okay, the art is pretty cool. But I used to get excited when the rain started and the peepers peeped in the Lilly pad hallway of ATL.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (ZdaMQ) 16
*Actually pays attention to content for once*
Holy shit, that New Jersey beautification project is really paying off. Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (OtB3K) 17
Also, I really want to go to Japan. I have only been through the airport. It’s on my list.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdaMQ) 18
Speaking of New Jersey, have there been any recent sightings of the monster that lives in the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (nOjd9) 19
I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?
Yeah, it's just going to screw with your natural eyesight. Expect eye-strain to the max. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (IG4Id) 20
Where's da rats. It ain't Newark widdout da rats.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (0EOe9) 21
First Reply to the Rome McDonald's video:
sharifahazlina84's profile picture Mcdonals support israel...killer...we boycot Mcdonals.. 40mReply =========== Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:51 PM (vtyCZ) 22
I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM --- Yeah, they look cool, but what's the practical reason for it? From a user's perspective, I tend to keep my desktop covered with open windows most of the time, so I hardly ever see the desktop. I don't want transparent backgrounds because then I can't see what I'm working on. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (BpYfr) 23
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (xA5g+) 24
17 On one trip to WESPAC, our pilot did an orbit around Mt Fuji so both aisles could get a view and pictures. I could see why the Japanese hold it in reverence.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:53 PM (0EOe9) 25
Some of you might struggle with your adult videos though.
-------- I'm watching Behind the Green Door and the freaking picture is bouncing all over the screen! Posted by: a moron phoning customer service at April 18, 2024 07:53 PM (vtyCZ) 26
I have the same thought I did when watching those sci-fi movies: Neat, but why?
Yeah, it's just going to screw with your natural eyesight. Expect eye-strain to the max. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:50 PM (IG4Id) --- I just thought of one interesting application, though...Windows that change the scenery, but can be turned "transparent" by audio command so that you can see the actual weather conditions outside.... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (BpYfr) 27
Also, I really want to go to Japan. I have only been through the airport. It’s on my list.
Posted by: Piper Don't stay in Tokyo. Take the Shinkansen immediately to Kanazawa. It wasn't bombed out and was left relatively untouched by the modernization. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (IG4Id) 28
McDonalds in Rome has a statue of Michelle Fields out front.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (nOjd9) 29
Flying tent is hilarious! Reminds me of the time we took Paco, Jr. to a park to fly a kite on a windy day. We carried the kite in a gray plastic bag out to the middle of the park, but no matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get the thing to stay in the air. Suddenly, I noticed the bag we had carried the kite in - soaring over the tops of the pine trees, vanishing in the distance.
Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:54 PM (njExo) Rapid StrikesLeftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again. According to The Free Press, activists are planning to disrupt the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago, echoing the violent protests of 1968. The group, which opposes President Joe Biden, is preparing to flood the streets, regardless of whether they receive a permit to protest. The activists are part of the Freedom Road Socialist Organization and have gathered 75 organizations to discuss their plans for the DNC. The group opposes President Biden, whom they refer to as "Genocide Joe" for his support of Israel in its war against Hamas. The activists are preparing to protest regardless of whether they receive a permit, with speakers instructing attendees on how to avoid arrest and identify Secret Service members. Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide, Democrat Senator Cortez-Mastro of Nevada calls the Mayorkas impeachment -- which is entirely about Americans being murdered by illegal aliens the Biden Administration illegally paroles into the country -- "a waste of time." The killer was wavied into the country by Biden and Mayorkas: DHS released a statement. As could be predicted, Rueda-Linares was caught entering the country illegally in 2021 and released. <"blockquote>Rueda entered the United States March 12, 2021, at or near the Rio Grande City, Texas, Port of Entry without inspection by an immigration official," DHS told The Post in a statement. "United States Customs and Border Protection arrested him, and he was later released on his own recognizance June 22, 2021."Biden imposes the weakest possible sanctions on his political patron Iran as possible. In other words, he won't sanction the country, just specific individuals and organizations. In other words -- he's acting as an agent for Iran yet again. Ed Morrissey comments: Again: A transgender wrote up a 129 page manifesto explaining a plan to become famousby committing a school shooting. An 18-year-old high school student who identifies as transgender was arrested and charged over alleged plans to shoot up a Montgomery County, Maryland school. The suspect had a 129-page manifesto in which the student strategized how to undertake the crime. Andrea Ye, of Rockville, who goes by Alex Ye was arrested on Wednesday by local Montgomery County Police. This follows an investigation carried out by local police in association with the FBI field office out of Baltimore. The manifesto was discovered after a search warrant was carried out. "Ye was taken into custody and charged with threats of mass violence. He is currently being held at the Montgomery County Central Processing Unit where he awaits a bond hearing," read the news release from the Montgomery County Department of Police, referring to the female student as "he." Parts of the manifesto were reportedly included in the application for statement of charges. It read: "I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."Remember, transgender surgeries cure all of their mental illnesses, haters! It's good that they are showing Respecc for "his" pronouns. Wouldn't want to insult the would-be mass child killer. Literally nothing in Joe Biden's claim of "Uncle Bosie, eaten by cannibals" is true.
As is often the case, the White House simply refused to address the false claim and made it sound like reporters were denigrating the service of his uncle by asking about the cannibal story. White House spokesman Andrew Bates declared "President Biden is proud of his uncle's service in uniform" and emphasized that Finnegan "lost his life when the military aircraft he was on crashed in the Pacific after taking off near New Guinea."To be the millionth person to point this out: The problem isn't just the constant lying. The problem is that after he's mocked for his confabulations, and the White House "corrects the record" (which they're not bothering to do any longer), and after his handlers tell him to stop repeating the same debunked demented lies -- he just keeps on telling them. He's claimed that Beau Biden died in combat about 100 times. He claimed that the same dead man saluted him as he traveled his billionth mile on Amtrak a 100 times. It doesn't matter how many times this demented old fool is corrected, he doesn't remember the correction and goes out and tells the same lies again. It's one thing to not remember what happened 80 years ago. It's another thing to forget what year your son died. And it's another thing further to not remember that your staff corrected you about your faulty memory of your life two weeks ago. He can't remember. He cannot form new memories. His brains were always crap but now they're shot through with holes. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: GF at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (vzay3) 2
INSURRECTION !!!
Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2024 06:31 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP) 4
The constant lying is so ingrained in Joe that he cannot stop. Never could.
Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (VGOMa) 5
Uncle Bosey whipped Corn Pop's ass behind the Scranton gym, fat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (R4t5M) 6
>>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.
Somehow, leftist, attacking leftists in a leftist controlled and dominated city, will be the fault of Spectral Republicans in Unseen Realms. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (XV/Pl) 7
Jumping Jack Flash Brandon is at the top ofhis game.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (as3uC) 8
I hope they do. Only chance anyone will bust Leftists heads, fucking GOP won't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 18, 2024 06:35 PM (xcxpd) 9
Aides are a dime a dozen. Nancy's Angels are precious.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (1bNHn) 10
"The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, ... opposes President Joe Biden,"
Who's their preferred candidate? Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (wBaIH) 12
You can't boil me -- I'm a flyer!
Posted by: Uncle Bosie at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (vtyCZ) 13
Cannibal was a mean dude.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (NpAcC) 14
"The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, ... opposes President Joe Biden,"
Who's their preferred candidate? Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (MvF+J) ---- Zombie Stalin? Or Zombie Mao? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (BpYfr) 15
A 129-page manifesto? That seems oddly prolix.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (ewqMN) 16
The constant lies are just one more thing to wear us down and disillusion us. Those in charge can do whatever they want.
Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (AR07F) 17
>>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again
Leftists have had a hard-on to re-create the 1968 convention since the day after the 1968 convention. Makes them feel important, and they thrive on chaos. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (OX9vb) 18
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (3c2I2) 19
NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents
https://tinyurl.com/37457y45 Oh for fuck's sake... Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (3c2I2) 20
So what I'm hearing is that one guy ate everyone else on the plane and made up a story.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (z/ifB) 21
"It doesn't matter how many times this demented old fool is corrected"
He keeps telling the stories because he believes they endear him to voters, true or not. In his mind, they are the Politician Special Sauce that got him where he is now. Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Uncle Bosie at April 18, 2024 06:41 PM (vtyCZ) 23
So, Leftists plan to disrupt the Democrat convention.
Isn't that "insurrection, once removed" or something? Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:41 PM (njExo) 24
Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide, Democrat Senator Cortez-Mastro of Nevada calls the Mayorkas impeachment -- which is entirely about Americans being murdered by illegal aliens the Biden Administration illegally paroles into the country -- "a waste of time.
Money quote: "I got lots of aides." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (nOjd9) 25
This follows an investigation carried out by local police in association with the FBI field office out of Baltimore.
I assume this means the FBI tried to get it to use one of the no-no guns they want to ban and they refused so it was time to cut the handling. Posted by: Flyguy at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (OYxA4) 26
Look I bailed out because there were topless girls on the beach. My mistake.
Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (z/ifB) 27
"A 129-page manifesto? That seems oddly prolix."
Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.' Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (MvF+J) 28
Real Clear Investigations: Impeachment ‘Whistleblower’ Was in the Loop of Biden-Ukraine Affairs That Trump Wanted Probed
https://tinyurl.com/3dbt9dat Ciaramella is a piece of shit. Surprise! Via Instapundit. Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (3c2I2) 29
What's the over/under of Joetato actually showing up for more than a 10 min crop dusting?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (IG4Id) 30
Huntington Beach - located in Orange County (just south of LA County) - passed a voter ID law last month.
California is suing to overturn it, of course. Posted by: junior at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (G6WvJ) 31
So what I'm hearing is that one guy ate everyone else on the plane and made up a story.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (z/ifB) --- Shoulda had the lasagna... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (BpYfr) 32
Was that manifesto 129 pages front *and* back?
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (3c2I2) Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (vtyCZ) 34
Talking to my brother again. We've made very slight progress with our sister; she now gets that Biden is a POS. But Trump is still too icky.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn) 35
Boiling makes Boseys rubbery
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (oCjPU) Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (AR07F) 37
If Biden is returned to the White House, it will truly be rule by the imbecilariat.
Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (njExo) 38
Talking to my brother again. We've made very slight progress with our sister; she now gets that Biden is a POS. But Trump is still too icky.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn) --- One less voter for Biden means one more vote they have to manufacture... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (BpYfr) 39
We didn't crash. We found Amilia Earhart and stopped to pick her up. Super weird-she had the Lindberg's baby. Anyway she and that one guy took off without us in the middle of the night and we starved because it's impossible to open a coconut.
Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (z/ifB) 40
>>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.
--- cool, bring it 1968 ended with a Republican President-elect Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (oCjPU) 41
Did he at least get his Unclefathergrand's NAME right? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (n+4am) 42
>>> 20 NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his 'new country' on documents
https://tinyurl.com/37457y45 Oh for fuck's sake... Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (3c2I2) YOU GO HOME NOW. YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (llON8) 43
Five passengers took off that day for a three hour flight. For a three hour flight.
Posted by: Bosie 901 at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (63Dwl) 44
Was it a "Fine Young Cannibal?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1) 45
"The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."
What? No thing that goes up? It sounds like it was written by AI. Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F) 46
"Make America 1968 Again"
The guard will have Garands and M1 carbines, just like the good old days. Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (xG4kz) 48
The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group
Notice the distinction? If they were conservative, the extremist label would be used. FRSO is as extremist as they come. There statement of purpose is essentially the Communist manifesto. They have been very active on college campuses for over 25 years. Phuc the legacy media and any brain washed, low iq toad who reads them. Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (yps4S) 49
Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'
Sounds suspiciously like a creative writing class prompt, doesn't it? Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (zdLoL) 50
Garand's make a fine club after the clip does its ping.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (njExo) 52
"The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."
What? No thing that goes up? As opposed to the kind of stock you stick up your ass? (Popular in Germany) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (nOjd9) 53
I guess the Steyr AUG is 'sleek.' Still ugly AF.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (MvF+J) 54
*Wonders if Bing AI will write a 129 page communist manifesto for me*
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (3c2I2) 55
My MIL had dementia and I noticed she basically had a script, she knew and remember what she did and if you got her off of her subjects she sounded coherent in, she was lost.
This is the story of Biden, a demented lost old man. I mean how can any sane person look at Biden and think he's really in charge? His eyes are like sharks eyes. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (9sWc1) 56
NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his 'new country' on documents https://tinyurl.com/37457y45 Oh for fuck's sake... Posted by: Robert Do those of us who are citizens here get to vote on this? How dare he use his ginger privilege to jump to the front of the line! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (xG4kz) 57
I don’t want Chicago 1968. I want Chicago and the other Leftists who descend on the city to declare all out nuclear war on themselves.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut) 58
Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.
Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh) 59
*message in a bottle*
If you find this we went down; all hands made it to the life raft. It's been 33 days. We've decided to Hodges but not his gammy leg. Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (z/ifB) 60
In other words, he won't sanction the country, just specific individuals and organizations.
How exactly does that work? They give the money to Iran who can then give it to those indivicuals and organizations. Win-Win! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh) 61
cool, bring it
1968 ended with a Republican President-elect Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (oCjPU) I think (in part) due to Chicago 1968. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (8sMut) 62
45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."
What? No thing that goes up? It sounds like it was written by AI. Posted by: fd at April 18, 20 Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder? I aim my pellet gun the same way I aim an AR? Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (9sWc1) 63
Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.
Will they wear flowers in their hair? Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (88xKn) 64
I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 18h
This is what panic looks like. https://tinyurl.com/ywwwd689 1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD. Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ) 65
It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder.
- Ye is obviously a firearms expert. Another excerpt: "1 have also considered shooting up my former elementary school because little kids make easier targets. And, I run the risk of getting attacked or tackled midway through with high schoolers. I also hated elementary school. The teachers were evil and the other students were little assholes. I always got in trouble and had to sit out during recess. The other kids would pretend to be my friends but make fun of me to my face. It would be the perfect revenge." Dudette, little kids have smaller target profiles. More: https://shorturl.at/eowGS P.S. I don't know why kids didn't like her. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (FVME7) 66
Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder? I aim my pellet gun the same way I aim an AR?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (9sWc1) ... I am reliably informed some of them rest on top of your shoulder. Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (z/ifB) 67
Camps are coming.
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (QIiLZ) 68
Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh) You remember the very civilized year 2020? I think we got plenty of people who ache to engage in “mostly peaceful protest”. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (8sMut) 69
45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."
What? No thing that goes up? It sounds like it was written by AI. Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F) Or a ham 'n egger. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (lg881) 70
52 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."
What? No thing that goes up? As opposed to the kind of stock you stick up your ass? (Popular in Germany) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (nOjd9) Cumala would use the one you stick in your mouth... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (ynpvh) 71
Bullshit. The FBI wrote this. Their patsy got caught early.
"I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow." Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC) 72
>Will they wear flowers in their hair?
Posted by: dantesed --- No, that's only in San Francisco in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (oCjPU) 73
>>> 58 Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.
Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh) Wasn't that a bunch of Eritreans carrying some homegrown fight into their new residence, and burning shit down indiscriminately? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (llON8) 74
"I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC) ------------ this is probably the correct take, sadly. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:55 PM (tT6L1) 75
I guess the Steyr AUG is 'sleek.' Still ugly AF.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape Any truth to the complaint that the pencil barrel is wobbly AF? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:55 PM (IG4Id) 76
Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder?
12 ga SGs with pistol grips are the exception. Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (yps4S) 77
From their website: "FRSO is recruiting and building towards the creation of a new Communist Party based on Marxism-Leninism." At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J) 78
We don't need common sense gun control - we need common sense tranny control
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg) 79
I see I left the most important part off, that the FBI probably wrote the manifesto.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1) 80
Jeffrey Toobin @JeffreyToobin 22h
Trump’s new Truth Social post is a clear attempt to intimidate the jury. I bet the judge moves up his contempt hearing for Trump. From @AC360 Catturd ™ @catturd2 22h You masturbated on a zoom call. We don’t take you seriously for obvious reasons. Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (vtyCZ) 81
1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ) They might lose a whole two. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut) 82
Bullshit. The FBI wrote this. Their patsy got caught early.
Guarantee this tranny has been talking with a bunch of people at various big name NGOs that have been stoking his rage... Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (ibTVg) 83
We have to ban semiautomatic rifles with the long barrels and stock you put up against your shoulder now! To save democracy! And kids! And puppies and kittens and the teachers and first responders and veterans and immigrants and BIPOC LGBTQ++IA!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (PI/SC) 84
This is what panic looks like.
https://tinyurl.com/ywwwd689 - It may be evil but it's not the stupidest thing I ever watched. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (FVME7) 85
81 1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ) They might lose a whole two. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut) There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (/y8xj) 87
>>>To be the millionth person to point this out: The problem isn't just the constant lying. The problem is that after he's mocked for his confabulations, and the White House "corrects the record" (which they're not bothering to do any longer), and after his handlers tell him to stop repeating the same debunked demented lies -- he just keeps on telling them.
Decrepit Joe is a One Trick Pony (pony soldier that is, a plastic-faced one). His one trick (actually his mission in public life) is to make everything about him. Now he's wrapping himself in the imaginary burial shroud of his Uncle Bosey, an imaginary fighter pilot who was eaten by imaginary cannibals. Because he believes it makes himself look better having a heroic relative. Joe never publicly praises accomplishments of his relatives, friends, or staff and members of his Administration. Other than demanding everyone call Jill DOCTOR Jill, because he believes it reflects well on him that he's married to a doctor of anything. What did Beau accomplish during his military service. Joe never tells us. What did his father accomplish other than fathering Superman Joe Jr.? Joe never says. Joe is self-centered scumbag asshoe. Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan) 88
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)
LMAO that is the biggest load of scripted shit I've seen this year. Man they're really going for it and it's only April. Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (lX8VI) 89
If Bribe'em truly was a vegetable he would be a cucumber. He keeps repeating on you.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (mziIs) 90
"You remember the very civilized year 2020? I think we got plenty of people who ache to engage in “mostly peaceful protest”."
It's a question whether the normal crew of downtown Chi recreational violent thugs will coalesce with protestors, or just hit other parts of town while LE is tied up at the DNC. Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (MvF+J) 91
Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales. She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change. https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC) 92
" At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J) A “people’s agenda” that is violently opposed to the people. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut) 93
We don't need common sense gun control - we need common sense tranny control
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg) It's all for attention. Just open more drag clubs and they'll put down the guns and rush for the spotlight so they can regale you with shitty renditions of Cher's greatest hits. Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (3c2I2) 94
Hi Ben Had! How are things in TX?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1) 95
*message in a bottle*
If you find this we went down; all hands made it to the life raft. It's been 33 days. We've decided to Hodges but not his gammy leg. Posted by: Uncle Bosey Set up for Life of Pie? Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW) 96
75 Never encountered one IRL, but have hated them since Die Hard 1.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (MvF+J) 97
" At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J) A “people’s agenda” that is violently opposed to the people. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut) Because they stink on ice! Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (4I/2K) 98
ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change. https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC) -------------- Joy left off the part about Joe loving his grandchildren in ways that would get normals arrested. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1) 99
More from Little Miss Sunshine:
"1 pace around my room like an evil mastermind." - Evil I can see but mastermind? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (FVME7) 100
The rifle makes me feel powerful, like when I wear my red MAGA hat and carry a tiki torch in a parade.
Posted by: AI FBI at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F) 101
Joe never publicly praises accomplishments of his relatives, friends, or staff and members of his Administration. Other than demanding everyone call Jill DOCTOR Jill, because he believes it reflects well on him that he's married to a doctor of anything.
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan) That's not true! He called me the smartest man he knows! Posted by: Hunter at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (lg881) 102
Do tranny high-schoolers call things 'sleek'?
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (oCjPU) 103
Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ Apr 17
“We can book you a ticket to travel anywhere outside New York City” Signs posted in 8 different languages are promoting free plane tickets at the same location where the city of New York is giving illegals more free hotel rooms | @FrontlinesTPUSA Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vtyCZ) 104
There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh) No question. I would just rather that translate into votes. I’m not hopeful based on history. But I’d love to be wrong. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (8sMut) 105
Just noticed Dickey Betts passing. I don't know if any of the original members off the Allman Brothers are still around.
Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (88xKn) 106
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.
I love to give Ashley all 4 inches of lil Joe in the shower. Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ibTVg) 107
That's not true! He called me the smartest man he knows!
Posted by: Hunter at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (lg881) -------------- It's probably true because one of the last things dementia patients like Joe forget is the names of their children. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (tT6L1) 108
104 There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh) No question. I would just rather that translate into votes. I’m not hopeful based on history. But I’d love to be wrong. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (8sMut) True. It may count in ballots, but won't count as votes. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ynpvh) 109
Hi Blake, Life is good on the farm. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (mziIs) Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (V8he0) 111
100 LOL
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (MvF+J) 112
The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (lL8As) 113
No, that's only in San Francisco in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair Posted by: Don Black 1968 - Mayor Daley 2024 - Mayor Brandon Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (MvF+J) 115
Joy left off the part about Joe loving his grandchildren in ways that would get normals arrested.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1) Or the illegitimate one that he just shitcanned. What a nice guy. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (nOjd9) 116
>>Just noticed Dickey Betts passing. I don't know if any of the original members off the Allman Brothers are still around.
Jaimo Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (LkLld) 117
Set up for Life of Pie?
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW) ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoNAOfkXxc Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (z/ifB) 118
The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (lL8As) I'm getting too old for this shit. Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (4I/2K) 119
What are the chances that an Arkansas Senator would be willing to campaign with Trump in NYC minority neighborhoods?
No reason, really. Just a hankering for the headline COTTON COMES TO HARLEM Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (zdLoL) 120
ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change. https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s One, climate will always change. What, is Biden going to outlaw death next? (He will, and if you are against him, that’s because you support Big Death.) Two, if we were serious (snort), we’d follow France’s lead and go 70-80% nuclear. (I’d like to see that happen and us export coal.). You care about your grandkids? Demand nukes. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (8sMut) 121
AmmoLand News @AmmoLand Apr 17
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists dlvr.it/T5dsJm === Just like TX and CA teaming up to overthrow D.C.'s illegitimate president, aided by brave journalists! Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:07 PM (vtyCZ) 122
Biden is like a demented elderly Forrest Gump
there is seemingly no event in history that does not have a Biden component or angle Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (oCjPU) 123
Interesting, very disturbing story over at BB. Looks like Retardo managed to get about 1000 US troops in a situation where they are under siege in Niger (and why the fuck do we have troops in Niger). Things could get very bad real quick.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (0EOe9) 124
Looks like Tarantino has dropped the idea of doing a movie about film critic Pauline Kael.
Good. It was a fucking stupid idea. Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (JAhdn) 125
Jaimo
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (LkLld) Wow, I thought he passed a long time ago. Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (88xKn) 126
>Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists
--- Of course! They are natural allies! Right? Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (oCjPU) 127
ProudArmyBrat @leslibless 4h
Dan Crenshaw brings in an annual salary of $174,000. He’s been in Congress for 4 years. His dirty stock trading profits him ABOVE Pelosi’s trading! Today, his net-worth is $4.4 million. Not only that… In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab. Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’ He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake! Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ) 128
>>>AmmoLand News @AmmoLand Apr 17
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists dlvr.it/T5dsJm 5 million quatloos those documents are bogus and were intentionally leaked. Because you know why. Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (5fDan) 129
FBI is right about White Supremacists teaming up with Islam. Too bad they're looking the wrong direction when they think "White Supremacist."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (tT6L1) 130
I'm in a mood apparently.
I think Trump should remake the push grandma off a cliff in a wheelchair political hit ad except it's Biden in the wheelchair and Trump pushing it. And there can be lots of cheering at the end. Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (z/ifB) 131
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists
Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (V8he0) 132
119 In 2016, some fool put out a blurb about Dr. Ben Carson. "Carson Really Shines".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (0EOe9) 133
Jean Paul Kerry:
President Biden has been a champion for all the rights and freedoms that my father and uncle stood for. That's why nearly every single grandchild of Joe and Rose Kennedy supports Joe Biden. That's right, the Kennedy family endorses Joe Biden for president. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (FVME7) 134
Everyone I know thought it was a great idea!
Posted by: zombie Pauline Kael at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vtyCZ) 135
124 Phew! That mean my treatment still has a chance.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (MvF+J) 136
About 15000 homicides occur each year. In 2033 over 350 transgenders were killed. Far more than killed others
Over the last 5 years murders identified as transgendered avg 2 per year. Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1) 137
134 Everyone I know thought it was a great idea!
Posted by: zombie Pauline Kael at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vtyCZ) Lol Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (1oTv1) 138
Paul predicts 2033.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (MvF+J) 139
127 In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab.
perhaps we should have a national pdp-10 database so we can keep track of who's playing with a full dec. Posted by: anachronda at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (v3pYe) 140
He’s been in Congress for 4 years.
His dirty stock trading profits him ABOVE Pelosi’s trading! Today, his net-worth is $4.4 million. Not only that… In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab. Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’ He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake! Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ) And he is a big fan of “red flag” laws. Fuck this guy. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:13 PM (8sMut) 141
The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre Nah, crashed outside the Superdome. Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:13 PM (ftFVW) 142
Paul is obviously regurgitating numbers without, you know, context.
I'll bet a lot of money the majority of the deaths are suicide or trans on trans. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1) 143
How is that tilapia vag workin' out for ya, Paul?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (V8he0) Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (MvF+J) 145
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 2h
I Just Got ROBBED At In-N-Out Burger 🍔 https://tinyurl.com/bwv5uyxk 59 seconds; Benny and his crew literally robbed while vlogging about the neighbourhood's crime wave that drove the burger chain out. Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:15 PM (vtyCZ) 146
And if anyone wants real stories about cannibals, I recommend the autobiography of John G. Paton (1824-1907) who was a Protestant Scottish missionary to the New Hebrides. It is an amazing story and Rev. Paton seems like he was a courageous man of faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 07:15 PM (XkYcA) 147
Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)
I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart. Check the schedule you fucking retard. Posted by: raimondo at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (JAhdn) 148
Eh, have at it Marxists, it should be a riot
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (fwDg9) 149
87 Decrepit Joe is a One Trick Pony (pony soldier that is, a plastic-faced one). His one trick (actually his mission in public life) is to make everything about him. Now he's wrapping himself in the imaginary burial shroud of his Uncle Bosey, an imaginary fighter pilot who was eaten by imaginary cannibals. Because he believes it makes himself look better having a heroic relative.
i'm surprised he hasn't regaled us with the tale about how he named his son beau after his uncle beausey. Posted by: anachronda at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (v3pYe) 150
I'm looking forward to the day leftists realize trannies are more trouble than they are worth and once again admit trans is a mental disorder and they knew it all along. And it will happen.
Then we can stop hearing about them again. Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (LkLld) 151
Paul is obviously regurgitating numbers without, you know, context.
I'll bet a lot of money the majority of the deaths are suicide or trans on trans. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1) Turning to the Grapefruit League, today's scores were 3-2, 2-0, 5-4, and in a surprising upset, 6-3. Posted by: When Carlin Was Funny at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Idi Amin's Syphilitic Brain at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (Llt2R) 153
@147..LOL!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1) 154
He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ) ****** Wow. He is also so self righteous and condescending too. Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J) 156
I suspect FJB has cannibals on his mind because he's ordered Haitians deported.
Aljazerra News: The United States has sent dozens of Haitian citizens back to their country on a deportation flight, despite a surge in deadly gang violence and widespread instability in the Caribbean nation. A spokesperson for the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) told Al Jazeera on Thursday that one of its agencies — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) — “conducted a repatriation flight of around 50 Haitian nationals to Haiti”. “Individuals are removed only if they were found to not have a legal basis to remain in the United States,” the spokesperson said in an email. No progressive anger. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (NFX2v) 157
"The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb) 158
@85
>>There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them Replacement theory is real and not some wild eyed conspiracy, and the irony is that blacks will be replaced first and the new hispano-asian majority is not going to be putting up with their sh*t quite the way honky's have. Or alternatively... How about them apples. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (XV/Pl) 159
>>> Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide...
I am thinking of song... Pepper Butthole Surfers Well it should have been a better shot, Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (cOq4q) 160
I look forward to the day Mudpants strokes out and faces Eternal Judgement. Too bad he won't have clean underwear for the occasion.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (GQGrJ) 161
Since I accidentally fractured my dick I can tuck it all the way back and stick the tip up my butthole and fuck myself! Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (Llt2R) 162
Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’
He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake! Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ) Someone needs to keep an eye on this clown. Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 07:20 PM (W/lyH) 163
When Retardo checks out for good, I have money bet in Vegas that syphilitic insanity shows up in the Swiss cheese brain.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:20 PM (0EOe9) 164
"The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb) The kind you clamp to your hip and go full auto? Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (4I/2K) 165
@127
>>Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’ He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, I hope he made the correct business record entries, seems like something Paxton should look into. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (XV/Pl) 166
Security Council bid to recognize "palestine" fails.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (mziIs) 167
I guess "Pink Taco" was too far over the line.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (4I/2K) 168
The Dem convention will be Star Wars bar scene.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (ewqMN) 169
164 Prosthetic rifle, as in "Planet Terror."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (MvF+J) 170
If our side did politics they'd have East Palestine demand independence and reparations from the US.
See just how many reporters think they are Gazans... Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 07:24 PM (ibTVg) 171
Posted by: raimondo at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (JAhdn)
That is one of the funniest responses about trolls I've ever seen here. I congratulate you! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 07:24 PM (XkYcA) Posted by: Sandra Fluke looking down her shorts at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (ibTVg) 173
131 Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists
Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (V8he0) /Looks at Gays for Palestine... Uh... who do they think we are? stupid as the left? Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb) 174
The Federalist @FDRLST 1h
Dark Money Group Backed By Foreign Billionaire Has Dumped $100 Million Into State Ballot Initiatives thefederalist.com/2024/04/18… https://tinyurl.com/39svud3d Wyss-Backed Group Has Dumped $100M Into State Ballot Initiatives A fund backed by Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss has dumped millions into state ballot initiatives, a new report revealed. Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (vtyCZ) 175
"Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist"
FIB/white supremacist venn diagram is pretty much a prolapsed circle Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (GQGrJ) 176
FJB is also back to the story Beau came back from War with cancer.
Mount Sinai, among others: News The Facts About Beau Biden’s Cancer Health June 04, 2015) With mourners gathering in the Delaware Senate to pay their respects Thursday, the death of Vice President Joe Biden’s oldest son Beau at 46 from brain cancer brings to a light a rare, but lethal disease that remains stubbornly resistant to treatment. Beau Biden was originally diagnosed back in 2013. After surgery, chemotherapy, and radiation, he went back to work as Delaware’s Attorney General and even had plans to run for Governor in 2016, according to the Washington Post. Sadly, he suffered a recurrence this spring, and his health quickly deteriorated. While death rates from many cancers have declined thanks to better prevention, screening, and treatment, with the overall cancer death rate among Americans falling 22% between 1990 and 2011, death rates from glioblastoma remain virtually unchanged, says Adilia Hormigo, MD, PhD, director of the Neuro-Oncology Program at The Mount Sinai Hospital and Mount Sinai Health System. “The progress has been very limited; we’re kind of stuck with the same treatments.” Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (NFX2v) 177
I have no idea how Sundowner makes up shit, movies he sees could be just about as good as any reason
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9) 178
168 When the tranny Siamese twins that just married each other give a speech on tranny Siamese twin oppression I'll know they have finally arrived in crazy town.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (0EOe9) 179
157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb) I know, I thought I was missing something. I thought they all do but assumed I was wrong. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (1oTv1) 180
Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.
Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Z8Yh2) 181
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists
Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in. Posted by: Notorious BFD Both groups are Democrats. So, it is done. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (cOq4q) 182
Most, if not all racists are socialist.
Otherwise, what's the point? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:28 PM (cOq4q) 183
72 >Will they wear flowers in their hair?
Posted by: dantesed --- No, that's only in San Francisco in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (oCjPU) _______ At least, in 1968, the Dem mayor, though a crook, was a hard ass. Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:29 PM (1bNHn) 184
"1968 ended with a Republican President-elect"
in 1972 Nixon got 520 Electoral Votes to McGovern's 17. DeepState removed Nixon rather promptly ... after ?? removed JFK before that. The internet has made the truth more clear for inquisitive individuals, yet Google and the rest have managed to silence and hide so many voices, that the masses only know/believe the Google propaganda. A Republic ... If you can keep it. Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2024 07:29 PM (Cus5s) 185
The ReidOut @thereidout 22h
The number of Black American players in Major League Baseball has plummeted to just 6%, offering a warning about what can happen when institutions de-emphasize diversity. More on our #ReidOutBlog End Wokeness @EndWokeness 10h 72% of NBA players are black. 13% of the US population is black. Why no equity demands for the NBA? Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (vtyCZ) 186
There was a cartoonist for Mad Magazine, Don Martin, that often did brain surgery schticks. He would have a gold mine with Biden.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (0EOe9) 187
179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb) I know, I thought I was missing something. I thought they all do but assumed I was wrong. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (1oTv1) _______ Does it have a compass and a thing that tells the time? Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (1bNHn) Posted by: Take that! at April 18, 2024 07:32 PM (dg+HA) 189
Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.
Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Z8Yh2) Did they use my patented screw-top method? Posted by: Doctor Michael Hfuhruhurr at April 18, 2024 07:32 PM (4I/2K) 190
187 A bottle opener. Oh, Galil thought of that.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:33 PM (0EOe9) 191
188 Ha!
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:33 PM (MvF+J) 192
186 There was a cartoonist for Mad Magazine, Don Martin, that often did brain surgery schticks. He would have a gold mine with Biden.
Gold, Jerry. Gold! Posted by: Banya at April 18, 2024 07:35 PM (dg+HA) 193
Look into history, most of the biggest monsters in Marxism were the worse racist in history
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9) 194
'Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention,'
One thing. We get to see to what degree the democrats control the leftist mobs. Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2024 07:36 PM (roH4R) 195
91 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales. She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change. https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC) _______ Behar is a smart as she is beautiful. Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:37 PM (1bNHn) 196
why do people care about what the hags on The View have to say
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:38 PM (oCjPU) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 07:38 PM (0FoWg) 198
They're such easy targets.
Posted by: And we're lazy at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (dg+HA) 199
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Since I accidentally fractured my dick I can tuck it all the way back and stick the tip up my butthole and fuck myself! Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (Llt2R) _______ I think you'd be happier at the Bulwark. Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (1bNHn) 200
"We get to see to what degree the democrats control the leftist mobs."
Will the pallets of bricks mysteriously show up as in 2020? Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (JAhdn) 202
He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Absolutely spot on. Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo) 203
Jon Voight: If Re-Elected, Trump Will ‘Overrule The Barbaric Animals Destroying Our Country‘
Hollywood legend Jon Voight is in no doubt former President Donald Trump must be returned to the White House in 2024 to “overrule the barbaric animals destroying our country.” He made his declaration by bookending it with the observation Israel is also in grave danger and both countries must safeguard their futures through backing Trump because the alternatives do not bear thinking about. Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (vtyCZ) 204
I find it interesting...
Chicks going "manly" in the transgender realm get guns and kill people. Dudes going "girly" in that realm dangle their d***s in front of girls and ogle their boobs. Can anyone point to any who don't fit that pattern when we hear about them? Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (1zxQh) 205
147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)
I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart. Check the schedule you fucking retard. Posted by: raimondo Omg. I'm laughing like a hyena and folks are staring at me. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 07:40 PM (xRMIr) 206
Joe Biden Lying About His Uncle Bosey Being Eaten by Cannibals
Probably inspired by the story that Bush the Elder was almost eaten by cannibals. Bush got lucky and ditched his plane in the ocean. The rest of his squadron that was shot down and made it to land were captured by Japanese who ate them as a team building exercise. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:41 PM (cOq4q) Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:42 PM (rJ7Hd) 208
147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)
I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart. Check the schedule you fucking retard. Posted by: raimondo Omg. I'm laughing like a hyena and folks are staring at me. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 07:40 PM (xRMIr) --- The only known downside of reading AoSHQ around other people... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr) 209
Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.
Posted by: DOYLE So the first implant failed, and now the second is getting rejected too... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:43 PM (y3Tko) Posted by: Diana Rigg at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (njExo) 211
cafe is open
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (oCjPU) 212
nood
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J) 213
I would firehose, nightstick, and German shepherd dog their asses into the pavement. Then I’ll put whatever’s left in jail.
-zombie Mayor Dailey Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (NxC5+) 214
187 179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb) ---- She's watched Hollywood movies and noted that Tommy-guns and sten guns are usually shown being fired from the waist. Posted by: Ciampino - Update #13 at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (qfLjt) 215
I would firehose, nightstick, and German shepherd dog their asses into the pavement. Then I’ll put whatever’s left in jail.
-- zombie Mayor Dailey ------- Using Irish and Polish cops. Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (vtyCZ) 216
The only known downside of reading AoSHQ around other people... - "Perfessor" Squirrel"
How true! I was surreptitiously reading through the comments section several years ago during an excruciatingly boring meeting and came across some particularly hilarious observation by one of the moron wags, and felt uncontrollable laughter overtaking me. I took the handkerchief out of the pocket of my suit jacket, covered my mouth, and began to fake a coughing fit so that I could leave the room. P.G. Wodehouse frequently had the same effect on me. Posted by: Diana Rigg at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo) 217
The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day. Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him with a dreamcatcher, and then found it was the smartest guy I know. Just ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all. Word as a Brandon. Posted by: Brandon at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (0FoWg) 218
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Andy With regard to MLB, I wonder if they include dark-skinned Latino players as black? I suspect definitely not. If they DID add AA players & dark-skinned Latino players together, I suspect that the combined total would approach 40% or more, depending on who is sufficiently dark-skinned to be counted as black. Youth baseball has declined in popularity in the cities. MLB has acknowledged this & tried to address the problem. You can't play baseball in a gym, and it's a "traveling sport," unlike playground basketball. "Traveling sport" means someone has to drive the child somewhere to a game. Meanwhile, beisbal is flourishing in Latin America. In sum, it's a little more complex than just saying "blacks are underrepresented." Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (NLIak) Washington Times: Laken Riley's Illegal Alien Murderer Was Set Free Due to a "Lack of Bedspace" In Illegal Alien Dention Centers;
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