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Van Gogh, "Landscape in Stormy Weather" (1885)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 01:26 PM




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1 Where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:21 PM (wI3r1)

2 Fits my mood.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 21, 2014 01:21 PM (KFdZd)

3 Oh yea, and I will never catch fp and scream 'first', because

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:21 PM (wI3r1)

4 Nice.

Posted by: NCKate at November 21, 2014 01:22 PM (m21KY)

5 The fabulous Ms. Lena Horne sings Stormy Weather.

http://youtu.be/QCG3kJtQBKo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:22 PM (YXkpM)

6 What's this ear?

Posted by: the chicken at November 21, 2014 01:22 PM (vHjbk)

7 Bu-yow!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 21, 2014 01:22 PM (Knixy)

8 I'm not paying my subscription this month in protest of Ace's ebola affecting the amount of posted content.

Posted by: FDR's Television at November 21, 2014 01:23 PM (ne2fm)

9 Pfft. You call that a stormy landscape?!

Posted by: Western NY, buried in several feet snow of at November 21, 2014 01:24 PM (nlPax)

10 Pube-Art, a long neglected medium.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:25 PM (2cS/G)

11 Looks kinda sketchy to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2014 01:25 PM (DrWcr)

12 Hey, since this now a Banana Republic, do we all get new khakis and vests?

Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2014 01:25 PM (Rx8ML)

13 "Dirty Feather Duster Between My Couch Cushions"

Posted by: NotCoach at November 21, 2014 01:25 PM (rsudF)

14 Someone light up the ewok light.



AWOL ewok on a Friday? Has he gone to Ferguson for "justice"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 21, 2014 01:25 PM (0FSuD)

15 Van Gogh made that after a night with Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2014 01:26 PM (1nB6R)

16 Is Ace still sick?

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:26 PM (1vYi0)

17 I didn't know Van Gogh was from Buffalo.

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:26 PM (mf5HN)

18 Good sketch. Great for capturing the spirit of the day.

Posted by: Cato via Phone at November 21, 2014 01:26 PM (J+mig)

19 Don't forget the pith helmets.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:26 PM (YXkpM)

20 How many new "legals" are there behind the tree?

Posted by: LibertarianJim at November 21, 2014 01:26 PM (CMbMd)

21 Van Gogh, "The Color Cartridge In My Printer Needs Replacing" (1885)

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:27 PM (2cS/G)

22 If you look closely, you can see the TARDIS out by the windmill.

Posted by: The Doctor at November 21, 2014 01:27 PM (nlPax)

23 "Is Ace still sick?"


Still too early in the day to tell.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 21, 2014 01:27 PM (xSCb6)

24 Ace is partying on AF1 with Teh Won?

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:28 PM (1vYi0)

25 Van Gogh, "This Fucking Pen Keeps Running Out of Ink" (1885)

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 21, 2014 01:28 PM (NFl+r)

26 Found himself a french hooker?

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:28 PM (1vYi0)

27
Oh look, you can see the tiny ATC down in the lower right corner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2014 01:28 PM (1nB6R)

28 The answer, my friend
Is blowin' in the wind....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2014 01:28 PM (ABcz/)

29 That windmill makes me crave calamari...

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:28 PM (2cS/G)

30 Originally titled: "The Shit Inside My Head The Day I Cut My Fucking Ear Off."

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2014 01:29 PM (tRftc)

31 I am so satisfied with the cause in which I have engaged that my only
regret is that I have not more lives than one to offer in its service.

Posted by: Zombie Nathan Hale at November 21, 2014 01:29 PM (sDapq)

32 Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 21, 2014 01:27 PM (xSCb6)

Probably. There's a lot of things to be sick of, lately.

Posted by: Cato via Phone at November 21, 2014 01:29 PM (J+mig)

33 Van Gogh, "The Color Cartridge In My Printer Needs Replacing" (1885)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:27 PM (2cS/G)



Okay, that's funny.

Oh hey how did your venture into sports broadcasting go?

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:29 PM (mf5HN)

34 *notes Guy's address and fills out the FedEx overnight bill of lading for one hungry Raptor*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:29 PM (YXkpM)

35 Van Gogh, "This is less demeaning than freelunchmoney.com" (1885).

Posted by: LibertarianJim at November 21, 2014 01:29 PM (CMbMd)

36 Ace's job taken over by amnestied illegals?

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (1vYi0)

37 Hey Alex!


759 Thread needs moar Kpop.

http://youtu.be/JEWpCzdqs80

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:24 PM (mf5HN)

--------------

Pfffft.

http://youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 21, 2014 01:27 PM (da5Wo)

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (da5Wo)

38 Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 21, 2014 11:56 AM (o0mD3)




Just had lunch with a friend. I told him about how much you object when the topic of Bush 41 breaking his promise comes up.



He went ballistic. If you think *I'M* hard on Bush, you would turn red if you heard the things he had to say.



Among the more tame things he said was "Bush has publicly demonstrated himself to be a liar, just like Clinton."



That broken promise handed the left all the subsequent power they have been wielding. It got Clinton elected and it got all those Federal Judges appointed and all that bad policy implemented.


That broken promise was a historical turning point at which this nation leaped into insanity and decline, and it was all because one man cared more about being friends with Democrats than he did about keeping a solemn promise to those people who supported him.


It was the sole thing that have made the Clinton Presidency possible. Without the Character issue to attack Clinton with, Bush had nothing.


And it showed back in 92.





Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (txvbW)

39 Hey, we tried.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (yQ8B4)

40 Reuters Top News @Reuters 5m
BREAKING: St. Louis county prosecutor says preparing news conference to announce decision of grand jury in Michael Brown shooting.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

41 Someone say "stormy leather"?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (V70Ne)

42 Alternate title: Face Spiders Cling to Bare Branches on a Windy Day

Good show, Van Gogh. Good show.

Posted by: Mega at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (hHFOx)

43 Will I get banned, flogged or otherwise chastised if I ask why maroons keep trying to be "First"? I'm tired of it.

Posted by: Susanamantha at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (VOMks)

44 Oh hey how did your venture into sports broadcasting go?

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:29 PM (mf5HN)



Well, from what I saw, he at least looked like he knew what he was doing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (da5Wo)

45 The kitteh's rather obvious in this one.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (ZKzrr)

46 The Wind Cries Barry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (W5DcG)

47 Hey Kids! Find the ear hidden in this drawing and win fabulous prizes!!!

Posted by: Cappy Dick at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

48 #Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/535835243312582656

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/535835564856332288

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (GrXXa)

49
Now now Anna, I am pretty sure it was you that noted her shortness to the Morons.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (1nB6R)

50 Hey are there chaps in that Kpop video of Brown Eye Girl?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (YXkpM)

51 Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

Just what today needed: Chaos.

Posted by: Cato via Phone at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (J+mig)

52 36 Ace's job taken over by amnestied illegals?

-----------

They're willing to write the movie reviews that Americans won't write.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (yQ8B4)

53 Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman
Things that shouldn't have to be media stories, but are: "Top Obama bundler accused of child rape."
http://t.co/1JIxKeXJ6T

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (ZPrif)

54 Oh yes, another delightful rorschach test. "Take a look at this," the friendly and kindly psychiatrists says,' and tell me what you see."

I see evil demons terrorizing the land, howling like wolf packs, riding frigid winds of terror killing anyone who goes outside. I see smoke and pollution choking anyone outside. Poisonous gases burning in your lungs as you drown in your own bodily fluids and as your skin is eaten away by harsh chemicals.

What do you see, Doctor?

Posted by: Rudolph the Depressed at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (h62oB)

55 50 Hey are there chaps in that Kpop video of Brown Eye Girl?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:31 PM (YXkpM)



And are they assless?

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (da5Wo)

56
Hey, since this now a Banana Republic, do we all get new khakis and vests?

And Pith Helmets! And Ghurka Boots!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (JtwS4)

57 Ace has signed up to join the FSA?

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (1vYi0)

58 40
Reuters Top News @Reuters 5m

BREAKING: St. Louis county prosecutor says preparing news conference
to announce decision of grand jury in Michael Brown shooting.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

Will the revolution be televised?

Posted by: Zombie Gil Scott-Heron at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (sDapq)

59

UKIP (sidebar)
It can happen here.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2014 01:33 PM (IXrOn)

60 Posted by: Susanamantha

Then don't try to be first. Simple.

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:33 PM (1vYi0)

61 Hey, we tried.
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (yQ8B4)


We preferred scamocracy.

Posted by: LIV and FSA at November 21, 2014 01:33 PM (W5DcG)

62 Will I get banned, flogged or otherwise chastised if I ask why maroons keep trying to be "First"? I'm tired of it.


No. But you will be asked to use the Hot Air button if anything on this blog displeases you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (0HooB)

63 And are they assless?

You know the Stylebook ruling on that already.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (YXkpM)

64 Where'd everybody go?

Just put cheesecake in the oven.

TGIF!

Much to do...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (IXrOn)

65 They're willing to write the movie reviews that Americans won't write.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM (yQ8B4)



Short ones?

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

66 BREAKING: St. Louis county prosecutor says preparing news conference to announce decision of grand jury in Michael Brown shooting.
Posted by: Costanza Defense




They have let this play out way too long.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (zESFM)

67 Moar #Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/535864973814431745

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/535865278056644608

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (GrXXa)

68 "BREAKING: St. Louis county prosecutor says preparing
news conference to announce decision of grand jury in Michael Brown
shooting.

Posted by: Costanza Defense"
Sure looks like a planned event to me, to take the news cycle off of El Jefe and his tyrannical dictate.
And this is frankly, pure evil, using this unrest and likely violence to the ends of the ruling class, using these lives like pieces on a chess board.
Something an honorable man would never allow to happen, much less think on.
Sick and disgusting.
I hate El Jefe.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (wI3r1)

69 It went well, thanks for asking. The producer was happy, the play-by-play guy I was paired with said it was the best one he's done yet, this was his tenth event, first basketball game, so we were heavily dependent on each other. I knew more about hoops, he knew the technical side, like cut aways, breaks, the POG interview, Coaches interview, how all that works. I sat and learned for some things, but called both games the whole way through. Never really at a loss for words, but I'm sure I repeated myself a bunch. Hoping to get a link/copy of the game so I can self-critique. Maybe later today or this weekend.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (2cS/G)

70 ...I could use a new pith helmet.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (ZKzrr)

71 A climate change sketch. VG loved science.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (X+nFp)

72 Ace waiting down by the Rio Grande for his new 'bride' to show up?

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (1vYi0)

73 *serves AlextheChick a Hateshake*

Guy no hard feelings its just pre-emptive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (YXkpM)

74 Will the revolution be televised?

---/----

I'm envisioning Les Miserables but with Jean Valjean's pants pulled down below his hips.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (yQ8B4)

75 It went well, thanks for asking. The producer was happy, the play-by-play guy I was paired with said it was the best one he's done yet, this was his tenth event, first basketball game, so we were heavily dependent on each other. I knew more about hoops, he knew the technical side, like cut aways, breaks, the POG interview, Coaches interview, how all that works. I sat and learned for some things, but called both games the whole way through. Never really at a loss for words, but I'm sure I repeated myself a bunch. Hoping to get a link/copy of the game so I can self-critique. Maybe later today or this weekend.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (2cS/G)



Hurray!

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

76 43 Will I get banned, flogged or otherwise chastised if I ask why maroons keep trying to be "First"? I'm tired of it.
Posted by: Susanamantha at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (VOMks)

I'm sure the Hot Air button on your computer works.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (DrWcr)

77 Funny thing about the "First" thing -- which is everywhere on the internet -- most people go through phases:

First, it's super annoying, but over time it can become ironically funny (to them at least) -- precisely because it's so super annoying.

Half the people who post "First!" are the same people who a year ago were screaming at all the immature dickwads posting "First!"

Everyone hates them until one day they open an empty comment-free thread -- and then the temptation strikes!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (ZPrif)

78 Great mood art, dude. I have not seen this before. Love you, rd. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (dMEBN)

79 They have let this play out way too long.

They were waiting for the warm front.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:35 PM (ZKzrr)

80 >>>Ace is partying on AF1 with Teh Won?<<<

Or maybe Michael Phelps. Dude, you can only scrub so much.

Posted by: Fritz at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (dVmLD)

81 70 ...I could use a new pith helmet.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (ZKzrr)

Thath groth!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (DrWcr)

82 **looks at sketch**

**leans back in chair**

**sips absinthe**


Now, where the Hell should I put Pelosi on her broom?

Posted by: Vincent van Gogh at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (nlPax)

83 Sick and disgusting.
I hate El Jefe.


Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (wI3r1)

Uh huh. They are despicable human waste.

Posted by: Zombie Gil Scott-Heron at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (sDapq)

84

If you're in the mood.

Baskin-Robbins Turkey Cake!

http://tinyurl.com/kxrmt2k

There's a Turkey Leg, too!
(and a Mini-Turkey Ice Cream Treat, meh)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (IXrOn)

85 That Apache is really turning hard.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (0atFl)

86 It went well, thanks for asking.


Were you able to work in any "sharp elbows" or "But firsts"?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (zESFM)

87 Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 3m
BREAKING: JENNINGS & #FERGUSON SCHOOLS CLOSED MONDAY & TUESDAY http://shar.es/1X6ozA via @gatewaypundit

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (ZPrif)

88
It went well, thanks for asking.

Did you mention pudding? Or elbows?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2014 01:37 PM (JtwS4)

89 85 That Apache is really turning hard.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (0atFl)

Jump on it!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2014 01:37 PM (DrWcr)

90 Ace donning his Kick-Ass costume to do battle with Obama?

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:37 PM (1vYi0)

91 Two of Jon Lovitz best characters: Pablo Picasso and The Prince of Darkness.

Posted by: Chupacabras at November 21, 2014 01:37 PM (kZVsz)

92 Will I get banned, flogged or otherwise chastised if I ask why maroons keep trying to be "First"? I'm tired of it.

Posted by: Susanamantha at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (VOMks)

It's a universal thing on all blog comment sections, sadly. Even the most adult of us fall for it.I once had 8 of the first 10 posts in a comment section, and it was as if I'd OD'd on Viagra. The fact that I'd already run out of pithy things to say by the 5th comment did not negatively affect my turgidity.
YMMV

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2014 01:37 PM (tRftc)

93 Now, where the Hell should I put Pelosi on her broom?
Posted by: Vincent van Gogh at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (nlPax)


Botox melts.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at November 21, 2014 01:37 PM (IXrOn)

94 Game of War Trailer with Kate Upton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM3JURVPhX0

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (GrXXa)

95 87
Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 3m

BREAKING: JENNINGS #FERGUSON SCHOOLS CLOSED MONDAY TUESDAY http://shar.es/1X6ozA via @gatewaypundit Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:36 PM (ZPrif)

How can they tell?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (JkmfQ)

96 Baskin-Robbins Turkey Cake!


Did you read the fine print?

"This product is custom packed in the restaurant and may have come into
contact with additional allergens including Eggs, Fish, Milk, Peanuts,
Shellfish, Soy, Tree nuts, or Wheat."

Shellfish ice cream?


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (ZKzrr)

97 I wonder if that's a fruit picker's tree?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (X+nFp)

98 Just what the folks in Ferguson need: less school.

Posted by: Chupacabras at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (kZVsz)

99 Will I get banned, flogged or otherwise chastised if I ask why maroons keep trying to be "First"? I'm tired of it.

Posted by: Susanamantha at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (VOMks)


Don't sweat the small stuff.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (IXrOn)

100 Sure looks like a planned event to me, to take the news cycle off of El Jefe and his tyrannical dictate.
And this is frankly, pure evil, using this unrest and likely violence to the ends of the ruling class, using these lives like pieces on a chess board.
Something an honorable man would never allow to happen, much less think on.
Sick and disgusting.
I hate El Jefe.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:34 PM (wI3r1)



Do you believe that pressure from Obama caused them to release their decision at this time? I would think it was a state run courtroom and would not be obviously subject to federal pressure.


Of course there are entirely too many coincidences where this guy is concerned.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (txvbW)

101 Shellfish ice cream?


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (ZKzrr)

I find ice cream to be rather charitable.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (DrWcr)

102 I totally get why the "First!" thing pisses people off.
And I totally get why people keep doing it.

I'm numb to it now, so I don't even see them. My brain just auto-skips to about the 10th comment.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (ZPrif)

103 Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 3m
BREAKING: JENNINGS & #FERGUSON SCHOOLS CLOSED MONDAY & TUESDAY


And Thursday and Friday for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (zESFM)

104 >>BREAKING: JENNINGS #FERGUSON SCHOOLS CLOSED MONDAY TUESDAY http://shar.es/1X6ozA via @gatewaypundit

The cynic in me thinks this may be so that unionized teachers can participate in the "festivities."
But I'm glad that kids will be kept out of harms way.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (ABcz/)

105 Thank you, AP.

*sips*

In other news, we may have just caught opposing counsel flat out lying to us about something. Dude. You filed documents in that other action. You know, the one that's a public file? That I can get copies of? Did you think I wouldn't?

This is going to be fun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

106 98 Just what the folks in Ferguson need: less school.

--------

From what I've seen of the racist haters they call teachers there, that may not be a bad thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (yQ8B4)

107 Shellfish ice cream?

I'd hit it!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (W5DcG)

108
Ace is partying on AF1 with Teh Won?

No it's hobo season in NY. With all the snow in WNY it should push the hobo's east right towards Ace.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (sgrzZ)

109 I said "elbows" once in the first game, and it made me chuckle to myself because it came out naturally. I never did say it again, just that once. The players were young, the cheerleaders were young. Not really fit for elbow analysis. I will say the players and student fans from both schools were the most polite, bright sounding kids I'd met in a long time.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (2cS/G)

110 @ 68


Everything you said about the man--but par for the course with him.

He's predictable that way.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (jeCnD)

111 So what odds is Vegas offering on the Ferguson rumble? Pretty sure Fredo went to Vegas to bet on his team.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (oDCMR)

112 Putin annexed the Crimea.

Obama annexed the USA.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (Z5E4S)

113 Wilson decision coming?


Macy's Thanksgiving parade is gonna look great on my new 63" HDTV.

Free Mumia Brown Martin!!

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (fWAjv)

114 98
Just what the folks in Ferguson need: less school.


Posted by: Chupacabras at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (kZVsz)

Less public schooling, yes...

Posted by: Cappy Dick at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

115 BREAKING: JENNINGS #FERGUSON SCHOOLS CLOSED MONDAY TUESDAY



Because they Care About The Children who will starve to death if they don't get those free breakfasts, lunches, and snacks, eh?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (ZKzrr)

116 Shellfish ice cream?



Whole new meaning on Tuna Melt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (zESFM)

117 Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

It's not a lie!

It's nuance.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (X+nFp)

118 Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (ABcz/)

They'll claim it's for B, but they're probably all about A.

Posted by: Cato via Phone at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (J+mig)

119 "UKIP (sidebar) It can happen here."

Yeah, but the political arrangements of the UK make it far easier to start up viable third parties.

God knows I've had a nauseous bellyfull of the establishment GOP (Not one but *two* Bushes? Really? Really?).

And I am not even registered as Republican any longer, and I would walk over fresh volcanic lava for a viable third party.

But.

When there aren't even enough genuinely conservative reformers who are willing and able to oust vulnerable insider gerontocrats like McConnell and Cochran and Roberts? How far do ya really think a third party would get?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (noWW6)

120 Oh my AlextheChick. I take it the Urkel defense won't work for opposing counsel then.

Lawyer, "Did I do that?"

Judge, "Yes you did dood that! Bailiff! Get the chains!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (YXkpM)

121 Is that by the real Van Gogh or by the illegal that stole his identity? Seems racisty.

Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (cbfNE)

122
Awesome. Elbows is going to be the next Ba Ba Bouie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (JtwS4)

123 I recall an interview with an elderly French woman who recalled Van Gogh shopping at her fathers store. She said he was ill mannered and smelled. Imagine how bad you have to smell to have a French child notice?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (oDCMR)

124 Reuters Top News @Reuters 5m
BREAKING: St. Louis county prosecutor says preparing news conference to announce decision of grand jury in Michael Brown shooting.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (ZPrif)


And all the DC clowns left town.
Convenient.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (IXrOn)

125 5 The fabulous Ms. Lena Horne sings Stormy Weather.

http://youtu.be/QCG3kJtQBKo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:22 PM (YXkpM)


Just glancing at first as I scrolled by I thought it said Lena Dunham.

Whew.

Posted by: Dr. Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (oFCZn)

126 BREAKING: JENNINGS & #FERGUSON SCHOOLS CLOSED MONDAY & TUESDAY


And Thursday and Friday for Thanksgiving.


How many will show up on Wednesday?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (W5DcG)

127 All you cheesecakes! Into the oven!

Posted by: master chef CBD at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (vHjbk)

128
It's a universal thing on all blog comment sections, sadly. Even the most adult of us fall for it.I once had 8 of the first 10 posts in a comment section, and it was as if I'd OD'd on Viagra. The fact that I'd already run out of pithy things to say by the 5th comment did not negatively affect my turgidity.
YMMV

Posted by: Sharkman at November 21, 2014 01:37 PM (tRftc)



I've been there. When I find myself facing a lack of anything pithy to say I just start commenting thus:



1rst.


2nd.


3rd.


etc.


To see how many I can get in before someone else comes in to wake up the thread.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (txvbW)

129 43 Will I get banned, flogged or otherwise chastised if I ask why maroons keep trying to be "First"? I'm tired of it.

Posted by: Susanamantha at November 21, 2014 01:30 PM (VOMks)

129th!

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (fWAjv)

130 121
Is that by the real Van Gogh or by the illegal that stole his identity? Seems racisty.

Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (cbfNE)

Vincent Van Gomez?

Posted by: Cappy Dick at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

131 This is going to be fun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

This seems to be the highlight of many in the legal profession.

It's a system predicated on the "Gotcha!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (Zu3d9)

132 Yes, close the schools b/c you fear the peaceful protesters will hurt them.

I think it wd be better to keep the shools open and the kids in them so they don't join the looters. You can't expect the parents to do it. They will be out looting themselves.

Posted by: The Progs at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (iQIUe)

133 Dack Dack Dack, does it hurt when I throat-punch you repeatedly?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (YXkpM)

134 >>"First"? I'm tired of it.
Posted by: Susanamantha

It's a universal thing on all blog comment sections, sadly.
Posted by: Sharkman


Not universal.

Patterico regularly puts a comment in the first slot before he publishes his post, denying the excitable bitches a chance.

Patterico can be an asshole sometimes, but, that policy is smart blog management.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (NFl+r)

135
Game of War Trailer with Kate Upton

Such a plain girl. Too bad she has nothing to make her standout.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (sgrzZ)

136 of course

Washington Examiner @dcexaminer
Obama fundraises off immigration speech, seeks $1,000 contributions
washex.am/1tnmPZO pic.twitter.com/406bGMSsz1

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (ZPrif)

137 And all the DC clowns left town.

On a rail?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (XzRw1)

138 Are the Ferguson schools closing to protect the chillern or because the unions require the teachers to riot?

Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (cbfNE)

139 Is that by the real Van Gogh or by the illegal that stole his identity? Seems racisty.
Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (cbfNE)


Moi?

Posted by: Gauguin at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (IXrOn)

140 And all the DC clowns left town.
Convenient.



You didn't expect al or Jesse to hang around once lead started flying, did you? A brother might get shot!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (zESFM)

141 Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (cbfNE)

Yes.

Posted by: Cato via Phone at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (J+mig)

142 133 Dack Dack Dack, does it hurt when I throat-punch you repeatedly?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (YXkpM)


I could barely feel it through my tears.

Posted by: Dr. Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (oFCZn)

143 Are the Ferguson schools closing to protect the chillern or because the unions require the teachers to riot?
Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (cbfNE)


cuts like a knife

I like it!

Posted by: Gauguin at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (IXrOn)

144
129th!

Curse you!!!

Posted by: the guy who likes to always be 129th at November 21, 2014 01:43 PM (JtwS4)

145 Shhhhh - Top Obama bundler accused of child rape: Column http://usat.ly/1vtPuTD via @usatoday

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (ZPrif)

146 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an empty thread is in need of a "First" comment.

Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (cbfNE)

147 >>Do you believe that pressure from Obama caused them to release their
decision at this time? I would think it was a state run courtroom and
would not be obviously subject to federal pressure.
Of course there are entirely too many coincidences where this guy is concerned.

The WH - especially Holder and Jarrett - have had a hand on this from the beginning.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pdsfk5w


Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (ABcz/)

148 Wilson decision coming? I'm off to buy some beer, settle in for the long battle ahead.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (2cS/G)

149 That's what my hair looks like when I wake up in the morning. I don't know what the hell I do in my sleep....

Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (l/N7H)

150 I'd like to see you paint better in stormy weather, jerkwads.

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (Z5E4S)

151 "BREAKING: St. Louis county prosecutor says preparing news conference to
announce decision of grand jury in Michael Brown shooting."

::: resigned cynical mumbling :::

Oh crap. This again.

Maybe we'll just pile up the boxes of shoes outside on the sidewalk. Save everybody some time.

Posted by: Foot Locker Store Managers Everywhere at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (noWW6)

152 146 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an empty thread is in need of a "First" comment.
Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (cbfNE)

I abhor a vacuum. Fuck you, Hoover!

Posted by: Nature at November 21, 2014 01:44 PM (DrWcr)

153 Patterico regularly puts a comment in the first slot before he publishes his post, denying the excitable bitches a chance.



Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 01:45 PM (zESFM)

154 Sorry, folks, I didn't want to ruffle any feathers but I was just curious about the "first" phenomenon here and other blogs.

Posted by: Susanamantha at November 21, 2014 01:45 PM (VOMks)

155
Macy's Thanksgiving parade is gonna look great on my new 63" HDTV.

Free Mumia Brown Martin!!

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at November 21, 2014 01:40 PM (fWAjv)



When I see someone walking down the street with a stolen big screen tv, my first thought is always "social justice."


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:45 PM (txvbW)

156 Holder's been balls deep in Ferguson from the get-go, of course it was pressure from Obama.

Posted by: Chupacabras at November 21, 2014 01:45 PM (kZVsz)

157 What happened, run out of Russian artists?

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 21, 2014 01:46 PM (eytER)

158
It would be nice, however, if the 1st comment actually touched on the topic at hand, occasionally.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2014 01:47 PM (jeCnD)

159
When there aren't even enough genuinely conservative reformers who are willing and able to oust vulnerable insider gerontocrats like McConnell and Cochran and Roberts? How far do ya really think a third party would get?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (noWW6)



The NRA did not need a third party to advance gun rights legislation and torpedo anti-gun rights legislation.


They chopped off the heads of back stabbers by throwing their support behind the opposition candidate regardless of party.


Now they have both parties trained to look out for their interests.



*THAT* is how it's done people.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:47 PM (txvbW)

160 Speaking of trees, I thought this was kinda cool.

http://tinyurl.com/lhhj8sc

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 21, 2014 01:47 PM (XUKZU)

161 So, styleguide, is it racist that all the liberal elites just take for granted that black people are going to riot?

Posted by: Chupacabras at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (kZVsz)

162 "Do you believe that pressure from Obama caused them
to release their decision at this time? I would think it was a state
run courtroom and would not be obviously subject to federal pressure.





Of course there are entirely too many coincidences where this guy is concerned.







Posted by: D-Lamp at"
Well obviously I know as much as you do about this, it's all guesses; but I would see every reason for El Jefe to direct this timing, and no doubt he is able to make just about anyone, anywhere in this country, act in his interest.
Apparently even John Roberts.
So yea, I certainly think this is what is happening.
Like I said, it's just a guess.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (wI3r1)

163 That drawing is eary.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (yzQ0e)

164 Shellfish ice cream?
----------------------------

No. Jusht a little narshishishtic.

Posted by: Mega at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (hHFOx)

165 Hey, since this now a Banana Republic, do we all get new khakis and vests?

And Pith Helmets! And Ghurka Boots!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2014 01:32 PM


And epaulettes. Don't make the Empress wait for the epaulettes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (knoK7)

166 158

It would be nice, however, if the 1st comment actually touched on the topic at hand, occasionally.


Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2014 01:47 PM (jeCnD)


I think in their eyes, the fact that they are posting the 1st comment, IS the topic at hand.

Posted by: Heralder at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (/Mxso)

167 More Demotivational

http://tinyurl.com/kkbedgs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:49 PM (YXkpM)

168 Just threw this on the #Ferguson twitter feed.


http://tinyurl.com/l4gaeh8

The wisdom of Carl Winslow

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at November 21, 2014 01:49 PM (fWAjv)

169 Friday night. Forties and a riot.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 21, 2014 01:49 PM (6/J77)

170 Posted by: Susanamantha at November 21, 2014 01:45 PM (VOMks)

No big. It's kinda one of those things. It gets on your nerves, then fate one day hands you the fleeting, golden chance to deny everyone else the chance to claim First! Then somebody says First! around post #4 anyway, and it gets silly from there.

Posted by: Cato via Phone at November 21, 2014 01:49 PM (J+mig)

171 >>>Patterico regularly puts a comment in the first slot before he publishes his post, denying the excitable bitches a chance.

Patterico can be an asshole sometimes, but, that policy is smart blog management.


Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 21, 2014 01:42 PM (NFl+r)<<<

Whoa! He must have some highfalutin, new-fangled, technomological doohickey powerin' his site.

Posted by: Pixy's hamster at November 21, 2014 01:49 PM (nlPax)

172 If they were announcing today, then why close schools on Mon? Then again, it often takes at least a day for riots to get going. So, if they start tonight, they can put it down and be done with it by Mon or Tues.

Posted by: The Progs at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (iQIUe)

173 Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 21, 2014 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

I have declared war on our local garbage service. Does this count in the war on wimmen? I am pretty sure they vote (D) for dumpster.

Here's the deal: they are contracted by our county. I pay my taxes for us and illegals. Someone, not the taxpayer, decided to have trucks pick up these gigantic bins on wheels. Ok. Cool. Wheel broke. I call and tell them like a good citizen. I get some song and dance of them maybe fixing wheel or we have to shell out $$ for a new bin. I then proceed to tell lady that I am not angry at her but this is stupid as it is a wheel, and if it were ours and not theirs, could be fixed for a fraction.

Now, this is not my first rodeo. Last summer, prior to a tropical storm with, uh, powerful wind potential of blowing crap onto my castle, there were three large debris piles of deadly objects in my cul de sac (which is what John Kerry calls his package in his speedo). Where was I? Ok, so I call, like a good citizen, report it. Yada. Three weeks later still there. I call again, raise a little hell, and THEY DO NOT HAVE A RECORD OF THIS 2nd CALL. So I call the third time, go napalm in my polite and exaggerated Southern accent---which gets worse if I am drinking or angry and Dixie Carter at this point--- and then call my county rep and, bingo! The stuff is picked up within 24 hours. Granted whoever took the call at the county made a mistake and gave me the rep's chief of staff's cell phone, so he answered thinking I was a friend. Since then lawn debris is picked up pronto as I think they have my name in alarm lights.

At any rate, after my blow up over the wheel bin the other day, I got an email wanting me to fill out a "survey" of their customer service. I laughed, as that was a bite moi from them. Points! I am thinking of putting a hobo in the bin for next week's pick up. #moronthinking

Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (dMEBN)

174 123 I recall an interview with an elderly French woman who recalled Van Gogh shopping at her fathers store. She said he was ill mannered and smelled. Imagine how bad you have to smell to have a French child notice?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 21, 2014 01:41 PM (oDCMR)



Drinking the Absinthe of that period would pretty much do it. The stuff caused madness and brain damage, and a lot of people think this is what happened to Van Gogh.


Did you see his paintings of cats from the beginning of his career until the end? At first his cats looked normal, but towards the end they started looking like creatures out of nightmares.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (txvbW)

175

Censure President Obama
If Congress remains silent, it acquiesces in the president's constitutional excesses.
By John Fund

nro

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (IXrOn)

176 156 Holder's been balls deep in Ferguson from the get-go, of course it was pressure from Obama.
--------------------
Yep, and one questions the timing of his Emperor speech the day before the rumble in the jungle. Good thing Fredo is headed to Vegas. Teh mobsters and Harry Reid will keep him safe from the Americans.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (oDCMR)

177 No jodhpurs.

I ain't wearing no jodhpurs.

And definitely no swagger stick either.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (NFl+r)

178
Shellfish ice cream?

No, I just blew a seal.

Posted by: The Sea Lion at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (JtwS4)

179 The wisdom of Carl Winslow
Doh!

Posted by: zombie winslow homer at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (vHjbk)

180 Sorry, folks, I didn't want to ruffle any feathers but I was just curious about the "first" phenomenon here and other blogs.
--
No feathers ruffled. I think it's a funny phenomenon. It used to piss me off, too.

(Then one day I posted a "First!" and giggled to myself like a 12 year old saying a bad word.)

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (ZPrif)

181 DRUDGE REPORT
Police families go into hiding... http://drudge.tw/1yzyJnI

Posted by: @votermom at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (cbfNE)

182
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (knoK7)

If the empress had epaulettes in a strong windshe may fly away like Sally Fields in the Flying Nun.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (sgrzZ)

183 >>Patterico can be an asshole sometimes, but, that policy is smart blog management.

Ace could do that here. And within 5 minutes the new game would be 2nd!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (g1DWB)

184 I always thought the first slot should be reserved for the awesomest possible comment. Like, you're in the spotlight so take it and run. Instead it's gone the other way.

Posted by: Mega at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (hHFOx)

185 The commies are going riot in all of the major urban centers tonight.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (XzRw1)

186 At first his cats looked normal, but towards the end they started looking like creatures out of nightmares.




That's not abnormal for cats.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:51 PM (ZKzrr)

187 We must have at least riding crops, they go with our fabulous boots of high-heeled stomping.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (YXkpM)

188 Some queerdo named Ace just put up a post.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (NFl+r)

189 BREAKING: JENNINGS #FERGUSON SCHOOLS CLOSED MONDAY TUESDAY http://shar.es/1X6ozA via @gatewaypundit

-
To protect the kids or to allow them to do a little, ahhhh, back to school shopping?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (XUKZU)

190 You can keep the pith helmets and epaulets, but I'm in love with my new kukri.

In other news, I sat next to Judge Reinhold on a flight to AR wednesday. great guy. Said the words "I'm not a tree hugger."

Posted by: TexasDan at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (Z5E4S)

191
Being First! is just practice for the Kamps, you need to call it to make sure you get there before the soylent rations run out. Otherwise you don't eat that day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (1nB6R)

192 It's 39F and while it's suppose to warm up this weekend, it is going to rain. So, have fun assholes.

Posted by: The Progs at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (iQIUe)

193 "Will I get banned, flogged or otherwise chastised if I ask why maroons keep trying to be "First"? I'm tired of it.

Posted by: Susanamantha at"
My goal is to take that fp spot as often as I can and clearly state that I refuse to say 'first' because

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (wI3r1)

194 If someone posts 'first' does everyone receive an electrical shock or something?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 21, 2014 01:53 PM (o0mD3)

195
If they were announcing today, then why close schools on Mon?




Two four-day weekends in a row. I'm surprised it hasn't caught on more places, like kids scribbling bomb threats in the bathrooms.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:53 PM (ZKzrr)

196 At first his cats looked normal, but towards the end they started looking like creatures out of nightmares.







Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:50 PM (txvbW)


So, like a cat then.


Kind of on this topic, I remember seeing a lecture about early 1900s artists and they shows this painter's work around 1916, and then he went and fought in World War I. His work after he came out was all muddy darks, jagged edges, you could see his total emotional breakdown in his work. It was sad, and telling. Looked like two different people, and in a way, it was.

Posted by: Heralder at November 21, 2014 01:53 PM (/Mxso)

197 LA public school teacher. 150 kids.

Breaking News @BreakingNews
LASD to pay $139 million to settle some 150 claims involving sexual abuse by ex-Miramonte Elementary teacher - @LANow http://bit.ly/1vwUjvZ

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 21, 2014 01:54 PM (ZPrif)

198 Like I said, it's just a guess.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 01:48 PM (wI3r1)



As Glenn Reynolds has been noting a lot lately, a lot of the things you wouldn't ordinarily believe are becoming a lot more plausible with this guy.


The Chicago mafia know how to do stuff like this.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 21, 2014 01:54 PM (txvbW)

199 Posted by: Susanamantha

No worries. Thick skin is an asset around these parts. Or a big knife.

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:54 PM (1vYi0)

200 Posted by: TexasDan at November 21, 2014 01:52 PM (Z5E4S)

Did you ask him if he got to really see Phoebe Cates tits?

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 21, 2014 01:54 PM (o0mD3)

201 Patterico can be an asshole sometimes,
but, that policy is smart blog management.
Ace could do that here. And within 5 minutes
the new game would be 2nd!


Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2014 01:54 PM (zESFM)

202 I've been fighting with Anons all day. They are such little shits. All hey do is bully people and call them racists/bigots if you disagree with them. They also do this nonsense of dribbling info which is never what it purports to be.

Posted by: The Progs at November 21, 2014 01:54 PM (iQIUe)

203
We must have at least riding crops, they go with our fabulous boots of high-heeled stomping.


Ahhh, CFM boots.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 21, 2014 01:55 PM (sgrzZ)

204 ..and a sense of humor. Weird humor. Very weird, demented humor.

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:55 PM (1vYi0)

205 >>DRUDGE REPORT

Police families go into hiding... http://drudge.tw/1yzyJnI

FFS, where is Holder's admonition to the protesters that they'd better not injure the police or their families?

And while we're at it, this has been boiling for months - why isn't Fredo getting out in front and telling everyone to keep their powder dry?
I know why - because he's in on the protest movement - but isn't it amazing that no one is saying, "Hey, why are our federal authorities not attempting to control this?"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2014 01:56 PM (ABcz/)

206 94 Game of War Trailer with Kate Upton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM3JURVPhX0
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2014 01:38 PM (GrXXa)


100% PURE HOTNESS!

Thanks for uplift on this suckiest of days.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at November 21, 2014 01:56 PM (znT2j)

207 ...no typing skills. Oh and don't forget the alcohol, cheap or expensive doesn't matter.

Posted by: dogfish at November 21, 2014 01:56 PM (1vYi0)

208 They have let this play out way too long.

Waiting for warmer weather so that people can be more comfortable when they riot on the weekend?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2014 01:57 PM (RZlSA)

209 Christy, you crack me up.

Posted by: jewells45tryingtokeepfromgoingcrazy at November 21, 2014 01:57 PM (l/N7H)

210 Palate cleanser.
http://is.gd/y4cX70

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at November 21, 2014 01:58 PM (ZKzrr)

211 >>Palate cleanser.
http://is.gd/y4cX70

Awwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2014 01:59 PM (ABcz/)

212 Is it wrong of me to be praying for a sub-zero blizzard in St. Louis this weekend?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 21, 2014 01:59 PM (sgrzZ)

213
Game of War Trailer with Kate Upton

I keep reading that as Game of Thrones and getting my hopes up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 21, 2014 01:59 PM (JtwS4)

214 "The Chicago mafia know how to do stuff like this.







Posted by: D-Lamp"
Very much the case. These people are without morals and are essentially mobsters in charge of our entire country.
Thanks so much for that by the way you Democrat shitstains.
And I expect things to get much worse in the coming years/decades.
And I sure hope I am wrong.
But I think I'm not.

Posted by: Mrs. Ida Lowry at November 21, 2014 02:00 PM (wI3r1)

215
Palate cleanser.
http://is.gd/y4cX70

Awwwwwwwwwwww!

Ehh, it will just grow up and throw poo at you.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 21, 2014 02:00 PM (sgrzZ)

216 Kukri issued with boots? Handy for close work during rioting.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 21, 2014 02:02 PM (0atFl)

217 Did you ask him if he got to really see Phoebe Cates tits?
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 21, 2014 01:54 PM (o0mD3)

Didn't we all get to do that?

But no. We talked everything but movies for the most part. Though he did mention that his head was shaved for his current role.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 21, 2014 02:02 PM (Z5E4S)

218
Kate Upton

Too soft and squshy. Yhe girl is still jiggling after she stops walking.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 21, 2014 02:02 PM (sgrzZ)

219 We need rules:

1. AM post by 3:30 am
2. Link thread by 6 am unless Ben/Andy busy
3. One or two art threads per day
4. At least one puppeh/kitteh photo thread
5. Mid morining thread
6. Ace can decide rest of schedule
7. ONT when ever

Posted by: The Progs at November 21, 2014 02:02 PM (iQIUe)

220 Van Gogh, "Landscape in Stormy Weather" (1885)

SEE !! Even back in 1885, the Global Warming effects can be seen by the over use of coal.

Posted by: RonUSA at November 21, 2014 02:02 PM (EaqMa)

221 SEE !! Even back in 1885, the Global Warming effects can be seen by the over use of coal.
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Very nice.

Posted by: Mega at November 21, 2014 02:04 PM (hHFOx)

222


don't know why

aint no sun up in the sky

stormy weather

Posted by: ThunderB at November 21, 2014 02:08 PM (zOTsN)

223 well

I for one plan to take the new order like an ex pat in Casablanca under the Vichey government

great clothes, drinking and smoking

Posted by: ThunderB at November 21, 2014 02:10 PM (zOTsN)

224 First!!

Just thought I'd say it. I never have when I actually am first. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2014 02:13 PM (RZlSA)

225 Over grubered. This image fascinates me. The swirling smoke of chemical fires, the burning, the cries of terrified, suffering people desperate to survive another day.

This is a scene out of the apocalypse. The vivid black and white contrasts. It's like a movie.

It really is a beautiful sketch.

Posted by: Rudolph the Depressed at November 21, 2014 02:16 PM (PhlUs)

226 205
And while we're at it, this has been boiling for months - why isn't Fredo getting out in front and telling everyone to keep their powder dry?
I know why - because he's in on the protest movement - but isn't it amazing that no one is saying, "Hey, why are our federal authorities not attempting to control this?"
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2014 01:56 PM (ABcz/)


Oh, they're "controlling" it, all right.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2014 02:18 PM (zoehZ)

227 Last!

[will not stand]

there will be someone, somewhere who has to have the last word.

Posted by: Rudolph the Depressed at November 21, 2014 02:19 PM (PhlUs)

228 Je teste...

Oui, moi...

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