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Morning Thread (11-20-2014)

"A Republic*, if you can keep it." ~ Benjamin Franklin


* "I didn't mean a banana Republic, you dolts" ~ Zombie Ben Franklin

Posted by: Andy at 07:00 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, November 20, 2014. On this date in 1974 the corrupt DOJ filed its bogus anti-trust suit against ATnT leading to its breakup and the shittification of the world's best phone system.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:00 AM (u9gzs)

2 Last night a gunman at FSU took over their library and wounded three people before police shot him dead. No details on the gunman as of yet.


http://is.gd/JYuRcC

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:01 AM (u9gzs)

3 Morons up north will get another round of cold and snow today while it begins to warm up down here. It is supposed to get to 58F here today.


http://is.gd/ucmn8b

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:01 AM (u9gzs)

4 Jim Webb is firming up his plans to run in 2016. Eat it Scankles.


http://is.gd/EI8OnR

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:01 AM (u9gzs)

5 VT has killed its contract with the Grubinator.


http://is.gd/HDMH8b

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:01 AM (u9gzs)

6 The UN has given millions to Somalia and they have no idea where it went. I suspect almost all of it is in a Swiss bank account. The rest was probably spent on hookers and blow. Remember, the UN gets most of its financing from the US.


http://is.gd/Bh1dfS

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:02 AM (u9gzs)

7 And speaking of corrupt nations looking for handouts the Norks are at it again.


http://is.gd/dJx6XB

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:02 AM (u9gzs)

8 Utah is looking at a return to firing squads for executions to due to the artificial shortage of lethal drugs.


http://is.gd/kiBXDr

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:02 AM (u9gzs)

9 Obama will dine with Dem Party leaders and race baiters tonight to explain his illegal amnesty program. No Republicans were invited. That makes this a political event, is he or the Democrat Party paying for it? Of course not.


http://is.gd/ySrukC

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:02 AM (u9gzs)

10 Sharpton calls the NYT liars over their report of his unpaid bills and taxes. This is one time I will take the word of the Times vs someone else.


http://is.gd/d7DwAG

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:03 AM (u9gzs)

11 Idiots in Berkley want AGW scam warnings on gas pumps. Even at the height of their agitation the stupid warmies said autos contributed almost nothing to the greenhouse gasses.


http://is.gd/Ec2us5

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:03 AM (u9gzs)

12 Gutierrez: The Congressional Hispanic Caucus has spoken with the President on more than one occasion. We have stressed that it be ample and that it be generous. Let me tell you what we said to him. We said, Look, Mr. President. If there is a debt towards our community, a debt that you have been late in repaying, then it must be repaid with interest. We aren't just expecting that which was owed, but (also) more due to the delays.



What more does this SOB want?


http://is.gd/uyOY48

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:04 AM (u9gzs)

13 Sharpton planning riots in 25 cities once the Ferguson cop is exonerated. Why is this asshole not in jail?


http://is.gd/EwJEO1

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:04 AM (u9gzs)

14 Liberal who writes shitty handouts for elementary school children gives them a paper saying "rights" are special privileges granted by the government. Perhaps she needs to go back and study the formation of the federal government at the Constitutional convention.


http://is.gd/WNfubK

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:04 AM (u9gzs)

15 Steve King has a three step approach to stopping Obama. I am not impressed at the first two steps at all and the third is rather bland. He should start with the 3rd and next year initiate articles of impeachment. The tell the nay-sayers in the RNCe to suck it.


http://is.gd/oVXtW5

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:05 AM (u9gzs)

16 I'm still mad at ATT service. Glad they're gone from my life. Totally disagree with you on that one Vic.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:05 AM (B+HTd)

17 Six examples of outrageous crony corruption. I suspect if we had a free press they could dig into this and find a lot of campaign contributions.


http://is.gd/jC6CSP

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:05 AM (u9gzs)

18 A Republican is going after Obama's illegal harassment of conservative businesses in Operation Choke Point.


http://is.gd/10rTCO

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:05 AM (u9gzs)

19 The Daily Deals


http://is.gd/i9Zrqm


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:05 AM (u9gzs)

20 November 20: the day King 0 announces that the official language of the USA is Spanish. Eventually.

Posted by: redgrains at November 20, 2014 07:06 AM (Wom0m)

21 Morning!

Thanks for the news, Vic!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2014 07:07 AM (/9Mak)

22 Just what community are you talking about, Gutierrez, you POS? Americans? Eff you.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at November 20, 2014 07:08 AM (dxZgK)

23 16
I'm still mad at ATT service. Glad they're gone from my life. Totally disagree with you on that one Vic.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:05 AM (B+HTd)


I was fine with it. My monthly rates were dirt and I made few Long Distance calls and those were put on call cards at a very low rate.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:08 AM (u9gzs)

24 King 0 announces on this date that the entire USA is now to have a permanent Democrat, Socialist, Marxist permanent majority --just like California since the last amnesty.
All Hail 0!!!!

Posted by: redgrains at November 20, 2014 07:09 AM (Wom0m)

25 The daily picture for Bing is (for those that haven't seen it) is a beautiful picture of a ruined castle in Northern Ireland Looking at that for a few minutes (minutes, not second s :^) and imagining you're there may help lower blood pressure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 07:10 AM (RZlSA)

26 I hope the White House clears up one big question today: does the President prefer the honorific "your majesty" or "your beneficence" when we the little people write our letters to him?

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:10 AM (B+HTd)

27 It's about 26F here now but should be warming up soon. I will be bailing out soon for a doctor visit over in the city.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:10 AM (u9gzs)

28 Some rev. was arrested last nite in Ferguson. Dont know why. But they wear different colored vests to distinguish them. Why? Whay do the media and church get passes on breaking the law?

They arrested the pali guy who is always screaming how much he loves hamas, isis. They dragged him off before he cd scream fk da poleeeee!

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 07:10 AM (iQIUe)

29 Good morning... Tonight, our rule of law will be in tatters. That Democrats are not standing up and putting country before party and their President is truly telling. Interesting times...

Posted by: Yip at November 20, 2014 07:11 AM (84SRe)

30

DAY 744

719 to go (792 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:11 AM (CMkNk)

31 "Whose way?" Today's duly devotional from "The Upper Room."


http://tinyurl.com/nyfp3wn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 07:12 AM (RZlSA)

32 Not a banana republic, you dolts." Pretty good opening

Posted by: Cheshirecat at November 20, 2014 07:12 AM (Dwytc)

33
Banana. Right up the culo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:12 AM (CMkNk)

34 Also, just who is the Royal Consort: Michelle or Reggie?

It's hard to keep these things straight and I don't want to offend the Great And Wonderful King.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:13 AM (B+HTd)

35 29
Good morning... Tonight, our rule of law will be in tatters. That
Democrats are not standing up and putting country before party and their
President is truly telling. Interesting times...


Posted by: Yip at November 20, 2014 07:11 AM (84SRe)


Democrats sold out long ago. And they truly went to full bore lefty commie about the time Robert Kennedy started running for office.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:13 AM (u9gzs)

36 Tom Coburn say's O's immigration debacle will cause violence in America,



Dear Tom their already here.

Posted by: Copper Harbor Mutt at November 20, 2014 07:13 AM (/WmRg)

37 How an attitude of gratitude can lower stress:

http://tinyurl.com/y24s7ra

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 07:14 AM (RZlSA)

38
Impeach and defund the mechanisms of the Executive Branch.

There is no other alternative. Everything else makes you look complicit because, at this point, the stupidity dodge is not working.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:14 AM (CMkNk)

39 Fighting riots in winter is easy. The water canons chill things right down.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:15 AM (B+HTd)

40 oh my Cuomo on msnbc just now talking about 'extreme weather'. dolt.

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 07:15 AM (zjcTL)

41 Posted by: MTF
...............
I think he prefers Your Maleficence

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2014 07:16 AM (/9Mak)

42 39 Fighting riots in winter is easy. The water canons chill things right down.
Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:15 AM (B+HTd)


In the immortal words of Oberst von Scherbach, "there will be no Christmas. But there will be de-lousing - with ice water from the hoses!"

De-lousing. Appropriate for Ferguson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:16 AM (CMkNk)

43 Yeah.. I'm pretty sure they stretched this grand jury thing out until winter hit. Those folks aren't gonna be out all night in this weather!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2014 07:17 AM (/9Mak)

44 Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 07:15 AM (zjcTL)
=================================

Friends don't let friends watch MSDNC

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:17 AM (B+HTd)

45 I hate the DM. They are so pro criminal. They still post baby pixs of Trayvon and now that ugly thug Mike Brown.

There latest is this Rodney Reed guy. They post lies the family and defense feeds them and block any comments pointing to the facts and court findings. It's disgusting. They just love to stir up race shit.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 07:18 AM (iQIUe)

46 I hope the White House clears up one big question today: does the President prefer the honorific "your majesty" or "your beneficence" when we the little people write our letters to him?
Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:10 AM (B+HTd)

--------

You misspelled "Sucker of cock". But I'll forgive you since it is early in the morning.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 20, 2014 07:18 AM (KlVdw)

47 A good nights sleep and two cups of coffee says Bring on the fresh hell.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 20, 2014 07:19 AM (rwI+c)

48 Idiots in Berkley want AGW scam warnings on gas pumps. Even at the height of their agitation the stupid warmies said autos contributed almost nothing to the greenhouse gasses.



Science. How does it work?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 07:19 AM (tvSum)

49 The next 2 years are going to be interesting as the presidency transforms before our very eyes into thing we revolted against - The Crown.

The fact that we have orange crush and the Tennessee turtle as our "leaders" makes it all the more sadder.

They've given Sessions the boot so now all of leadership and all of the committees are going to be staffed with go along to get along "pragmatists"

So not only is the GOP not going to oppose the progs and the administration it looks like they are preparing to take on its base instead.

Well we had a good run but it appears that it's over.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 20, 2014 07:19 AM (9J34u)

50 2 -

Does anyone know where Jameis Winston was? I realize he probably doesn't know where the library is on campus, but given his list of crimes already, he would be my primary suspect.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2014 07:19 AM (Dj0WE)

51 You misspelled "Sucker of cock". But I'll forgive you since it is early in the morning.

Posted by: Darth Randall
.............
That's Sucker of Cock in Chief to you, peasant!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2014 07:19 AM (/9Mak)

52 Looking at that for a few minutes (minutes, not second s :^) and imagining you're there may help lower blood pressure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 07:10 AM


I checked it out, and imagined that the picture was a view of Washington, D.C. Yes, that lowered my blood pressure.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 20, 2014 07:20 AM (PoKIA)

53 If I were the Speaker of the House, I'd casually mention to Obama:

"Nice Secret Service detail youse got there. Shame if sumptin' happened to the funding in committee, caspice, paisan?

Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva, Sith Lord at November 20, 2014 07:20 AM (F2i9w)

54 41 Posted by: MTF
...............
I think he prefers Your Maleficence
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2014 07:16 AM (/9Mak)


My English teacher mother used to refer to the valedictorian at her ghetto high school the "maledictorian."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:21 AM (CMkNk)

55 Maet posted a Heather MacDonald essay in the ONT that still has my head spinning. It seems micro aggression is now a recognized defense against bad grades, for starters.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:21 AM (B+HTd)

56 J. J. - agreed. Take away Mooch 's travel funds and the salary for her 20+ "staff." Take away his travel money, too. Take away the chef, the housekeeping staff, anyone and everything who is in the White House "serving" his royal highness.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 20, 2014 07:21 AM (iJXt/)

57 That's Sucker of Cock in Chief to you, peasant!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2014 07:19 AM (/9Mak)

--------

Ooops, I did say it was early in the morning.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 20, 2014 07:22 AM (KlVdw)

58 You misspelled "Sucker of cock". But I'll forgive you since it is early in the morning.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 20, 2014 07:18 AM (KlVdw)

That makes barky a regular dicktaster.

Posted by: Killerdog at November 20, 2014 07:23 AM (2358f)

59 Liberal who writes shitty handouts for elementary school children gives them a paper saying "rights" are special privileges granted by the government.

In fairness, she admitted it was wrongly stated and asked to have it edited.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 20, 2014 07:23 AM (rwI+c)

60 Hola illegales. Mi pais es su pais apparently.

Posted by: dogfish at November 20, 2014 07:24 AM (1vYi0)

61 Six arrested in Ferguson last night.

FIVE from out of state.

Posted by: --- at November 20, 2014 07:25 AM (MMC8r)

62 De-lousing. Appropriate for Ferguson.



Might as well go with a fuel-air bomb or suitcase nuke to be sure.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 07:25 AM (tvSum)

63 38


Impeach and defund the mechanisms of the Executive Branch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:14 AM

Zero out the White House budget. Just leave it out. Cut it out of whatever budget (Park Service, GSA, Pentagon, whatever) pays the electric, broadband, telephone, grocer, office supplies, gasoline, travel, etc. And the WH stooges salaries. Pay the Secret Service to guard a dark cold building. Pay the drivers to sit in empty gas tank cars. Any squawking should be met with "Our appropriation powers are absolute and we determined you are not necessary."

Posted by: Lester at November 20, 2014 07:26 AM (2UPXV)

64 Liberal who writes shitty handouts for elementary school children gives them a paper saying "rights" are special privileges granted by the government.


They're feudalists but refuse to admit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 07:26 AM (mx5oN)

65
Micro aggression
white priviledge
you da raciiisssttt!

Are all techniques taught to and used by progs

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 07:27 AM (iQIUe)

66
Some bitch tried to argue that the high murder rate commited by blacks was due to disenfranchment. Sure. Any excuse for horrible behavior.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 07:28 AM (iQIUe)

67 How long before our Republic starts exporting bananas? @patsajak

Posted by: dogfish at November 20, 2014 07:28 AM (1vYi0)

68 Per King 0's decree in Nevada today : ' America's affirmative action chickens , truly, come home to roost.'

Posted by: redgrains at November 20, 2014 07:29 AM (Wom0m)

69 Ha. A moron at work on the Microaggression link:

Poohbah November 20, 2014 at 7:24 AM
I saw the Microaggressions opening for Journey at the San Diego Sports Arena in 1983. Good times, good times.


Which one of you is this?

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 20, 2014 07:29 AM (rwI+c)

70 Big day. Got to get out of bed, review some game materials, go get a haircut so I look presentable on camera, come home, get dressed in jacket and tie, then head to High Point NC for my first ever paid gig as a broadcaster. Gotta be there at 4pm, so I've got plenty of time to stew. Not yet as nervous as when I went to the studio for the first time, but close. I assume my stomach will be doing flip-flops this afternoon.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 20, 2014 07:30 AM (2cS/G)

71 They are papering Ferguson with these posters depicting black hands up. As someone said, they tested those hands and they came back positive for GSR. lol

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 07:31 AM (iQIUe)

72 Briefly, if people need to be reminded, St. Louis city and county are completely separate entities. Jurisdictionally, the county has NO effect on the city.

I mention this because yesterday the Mayor of the city was talking about what St. Louis city police will and will not tolerate. As I have mentioned before, the city police are not to be f**ked with. These are not mallcops with badges. They will shoot and kill you, as they have shown, even after the Ferguson Brownie nonsense.

Watch what happens once this all goes down. You won't see protests in the city. I almost 100% guarantee it. There's a way to handled this idiocy.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2014 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)

73 Today is a very sad day for this country. The Republicans will not able to stop this illegal amnesty by Obama and by the time the new congress is sworn in it will be a done deal. Any action will be to try and undo what has already been done, much like undoing the Obamacare mess. Worse, as usual much of the electorate, except for conservatives, are hardly aware of this or support it. The MSM, already in full lie and distortion mode on this, will blame the ill effects on an obstructionist Republicans congress that refused to work with Obama and the LIV's will gladly swallow the lie. They still love the Papa Bama and can't believe he would do anything to hurt them.

Posted by: Realist at November 20, 2014 07:34 AM (1BQGO)

74 72 Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2014 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)

I am rooting for the protestors.

I hope St Louis county is a smoking crater come Saturday.

The area deserves it for Claire bear and the donks not suffering for humoring these assholes.

Obama just won the national championship, may as well let his subjects celebrate.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:38 AM (/4AZU)

75 Six arrested in Ferguson last night.
FIVE from out of state.



The ROE the cops agreed to?
#1. Fucking stupid.

How about, "You break the law, we break your head"?
And, "The first outside agitator we arrest, we go full Sherman on you".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 07:38 AM (tvSum)

76
So... I'm a bit of a fatalist, and somewhat of a drama queen. Even knowing that, I'm still giving serious thought to taking the rest of the day off, going home and getting shitfaced.



I didn't think I'd actually have to watch this nation tear itself apart. I thought it was all academic, rhetorical... something to be sorted out in my grandchildren's time.



Yet here we are.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 20, 2014 07:39 AM (fwARV)

77 Last nite the crowd in Ferguson - half were claiming to be media. lol

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 07:39 AM (iQIUe)

78 64 Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2014 07:26 AM (mx5oN)

They always have been as well...

we have a generation of Latin timebombs aimed at the Bill of Rights being taught "its a list of granted dispensations Patre Presidente can yank at any time"...

we're fucked.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:40 AM (/4AZU)

79 The fact that we have orange crush and the Tennessee turtle as our "leaders" makes it all the more sadder.
_____________________

Uh, I think that Tennessee turtle is actually from West Virginia.

But yes, sad. Maddening even.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 07:40 AM (2ruKl)

80 Morning all again.

Just made a tremendous save on a patient. Was able to fix something without hours and hours of extra work and cost. Wish i could have a celebratory drink or 2.

Banana Republic here we come. Amnesty announcement during hispanic music awards? Pander much do we?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:41 AM (M0mf2)

81 Imperialissimo Baracko, El Rey de los Estados Criminales.

Posted by: @votermom at November 20, 2014 07:41 AM (9+j/r)

82 73
Today is a very sad day for this country. The Republicans will not able
to stop this illegal amnesty by Obama and by the time the new congress
is sworn in it will be a done deal.


Posted by: Realist at November 20, 2014 07:34 AM (1BQGO)



It's not a case of "able to". It is a case of "want to".

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:41 AM (u9gzs)

83 The lesson I am getting from all this is, "Give a black man power and he WILL abuse it, and you will not be able to stop him, because you will then be a racist."

Posted by: Null at November 20, 2014 07:41 AM (xjpRj)

84 I am less concerned about 'protests' in Ferguson for the news media to dramatize than I am about 'lone wolf' firebombings at dozens (hundreds) of isolated sites around the country a la Detroit's Devil's Night celebrations.

Sure, the protesters want dramatic video of innocent people exercising their First Amendment Rights being beaten up by vicious thug police, but the revolutionaries want hundreds of attacks taking place everywhere, and the headlines that go with them.

Posted by: Assistant to the Second Undersecretary to the Secretary for Redundancy at November 20, 2014 07:42 AM (CjCfr)

85 55 Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:21 AM (B+HTd)

It's hard to be angry at the idiot minorities who play this game.

They are simply doing what they are rewarded for, no the real assholes are the white democrats who built this mousetrap.

Your brain surgeon is likely to have gotten through Pre-Med by stamping his/her cute tiny little feet rocking side to side and saying...

http://tinyurl.com/oabztux'

Pajamaboy

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:43 AM (/4AZU)

86 Sharpton's astroturfing afrothugs are the cannon fodder of the FSA. Poor, dumb sons of bitches.

Posted by: Redleg in direct fire mode at November 20, 2014 07:43 AM (bUmSq)

87
Uh, I think that Tennessee turtle is actually from West Virginia.


Or....Kentucky.

Posted by: --- at November 20, 2014 07:43 AM (MMC8r)

88 84 Posted by: Assistant to the Second Undersecretary to the Secretary for Redundancy at November 20, 2014 07:42 AM (CjCfr)

I'm okay with that particular Democrat constituency getting to spike the football as well....

They both serve Team Jackass after all.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:44 AM (/4AZU)

89 60
Hola illegales. Mi pais es su pais apparently.

Posted by: dogfish at November 20, 2014 07:24 AM (1vYi0)

Hola dogfish. Tu pais ya es nuestro pais. Y no vamos a compartir com los tontos liberales.

Posted by: The Emerging Majority at November 20, 2014 07:45 AM (1BQGO)

90 83 Posted by: Null at November 20, 2014 07:41 AM (xjpRj)

I'll show you George Orwell's boot stamping on liberty's face...

http://youtu.be/FHjfC780Mm4

The last Six years in 2 minutes or so

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:45 AM (/4AZU)

91 Banana Republic here we come. Amnesty announcement during hispanic music awards? Pander much do we?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:41 AM (M0mf2)
________________________

Yes, but Obama had to do it, because as he explained, "I promised." (per the FNC current headline).

Seems Obama conveniently forgets that he also promised the American people (twice), with his hand resting on Abraham Lincoln's Bible, that he would "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution."

But apparently Obama's promise to pay-off his illegal alien voters with amnesty trumps his promise to American citizens to enforce the law and uphold the constitution.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 07:47 AM (2ruKl)

92 83 The lesson I am getting from all this is, "Give a black man power and he WILL abuse it, and you will not be able to stop him, because you will then be a racist."

I need only imagine President Thomas Sowell to know that your lesson is not the right one. How about: "while the media are advocates for the Progressive project, it is not safe to elect a President from a Designated Victim Group, because the media will be prevented by their ideology from carrying out their jobs in a professional manner."

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2014 07:47 AM (nl1IL)

93 Yet here we are.



And so it begins.....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 07:48 AM (tvSum)

94 Or....Kentucky.
____________

LOL. Of course you're right. Clearly, I shouldn't post before coffee!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 07:48 AM (2ruKl)

95 I hate fredo and all dems with all my heart and all my soul

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:48 AM (M0mf2)

96 In before #100! Also up before sunrise.

Morning, Glories!

Now to back up and catch Ye News & Commenterie.

Posted by: mindful webworker - never really "in"... or "up" at November 20, 2014 07:48 AM (4r9zp)

97 Geez Horde ... the Guild Navigator is from Kentucky.


West Virginia is the Appalachian Coal State to the right. Tennessee is the part Appalachian state below.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 20, 2014 07:49 AM (+jsVQ)

98 Hamas launched four rockets towards the sea in less than 24 hours, the IDF said Thursday morning, noting the launches were part of the Gazan terror group's testing and development of its artillery capabilities.


Netanyahu and the West do nothing as usual and we wonder in 2 years how this all happened again?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:49 AM (M0mf2)

99 the incredible hulk's wife says cosby tried to sexually assault her at a party......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 107 days until spring training at November 20, 2014 07:49 AM (u8GsB)

100 Oh hurray... the rabble here in Cincinnati are planning to show how 'upset' they are...

...note to self: triple the number spare magazines stored with my other car 'heater'.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2014 07:49 AM (/mTq0)

101 95 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:48 AM (M0mf2)

Chief you need to do some soul searching and decide if there is even a fight to be made.

The people who need punished look a lot like you and I and they set this bomb back in '65.

One of them is roasting in hell being gored by Mary Jo with a barbed strap-on as we type.

You have a skill that lets you go anywhere...

I'd run like hell and be happy not burn in rage down here with me.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:50 AM (/4AZU)

102 Teh tweet:
Amnesty tonight, Ferguson riots tomorrow - giant #WagTheDog squirrels to distract from #Gruber. #YOLOBama

Posted by: @votermom at November 20, 2014 07:50 AM (9+j/r)

103
I remember when I was banned from Tepid Gasleak for using the nasty word "revolution" during the ramming of Obamacare down our throats.

Looking back, what fun and carefree times those seem to be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (CMkNk)

104 99 Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 107 days until spring training at November 20, 2014 07:49 AM (u8GsB)

Bill Cosby sexually assaulted Barack Obama?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (/4AZU)

105 Jordanian parliament honors Jerusalem terrorists
Despite Amman's official condemnation of synagogue attack, Jordanian parliament recites prayer to commemorate terrorists behind massacre of five Israelis in Jerusalem.

With "Friends" like that who needs enemies? And yeah the spring king is a "moderate".
State Department to condemn in 3...2...1..

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (M0mf2)

106 I need only imagine President Thomas Sowell to know that your lesson is not the right one.



I'll see your President Thomas Sowell, and raise you a President Jesse Jackson and an Al Sharpton.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (tvSum)

107 Has anyone called or written their senator or rep and if so, anyone get a response about this pending amnesty?

Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (3qn0g)

108 It's tytlerization. We've sold our birthright for a mess of entitlement pottage.

Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (xkSSa)

109 the incredible hulk's wife says cosby tried to sexually assault her at a party......

----

See, now this is just getting ridiculous. I mean, if Cosby were doing all of this, I'd think this would all be known way before now.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 07:52 AM (PFy0L)

110 I mean seriously, Las Vegas is where the Precedent is going to announce his intention to turn us into a banana republic?

Is he gonna hit the slots and watch a topless all-male review afterwords? With the size of those ears there's no excuse to be that fucking tone deaf.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 20, 2014 07:52 AM (zxQ4h)

111 107 Has anyone called or written their senator or rep and if so, anyone get a response about this pending amnesty?
Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (3qn0g)


I just know Schumer and Gillibrand are typing off a thoughtful response right now . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:52 AM (CMkNk)

112 Yes, but Obama had to do it, because as he explained, "I promised." (per the FNC current headline).




Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 07:47 AM (2ruKl)


Like Obama's ever given a shit about keeping his promises before.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 20, 2014 07:53 AM (fwARV)

113
West Virginia is the Appalachian Coal State to the right. Tennessee is the part Appalachian state below.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 20, 2014 07:49 AM (+jsVQ)
___________________

LOL. Mea culpa for my indefensible micro-aggression! It's just hard for me to remember which hillbilly hideaway all those honkies come from. You know those old white guys all look alike . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 07:53 AM (2ruKl)

114 103 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (CMkNk)

People to thank...

Poppin' Fresh

Malkin

there's a long list

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (/4AZU)

115 Bill Cosby sexually assaulted Barack Obama?

He said HULK'S wife, not WORF'S.

So he apparently moved in on Johnny Argent.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (PFy0L)

116 112 Like Obama's ever given a shit about keeping his promises before.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 20, 2014 07:53 AM (fwARV)


At the risk of invoking Godwin, "I shall make no more territorial demands."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (CMkNk)

117 106 I'll see your President Thomas Sowell, and raise you a President Jesse Jackson and an Al Sharpton.

A little early in the morning for horror movies, isn't it?

Anyway, it's not a raise if you throw two chips with face value $0 into the pot.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (nl1IL)

118 I mean seriously, Las Vegas is where the Precedent is going to announce his intention to turn us into a banana republic?

Is he gonna hit the slots and watch a topless all-male review afterwords? With the size of those ears there's no excuse to be that fucking tone deaf.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 20, 2014 07:52 AM (zxQ4h)

Actually he is announcing it tonight at a hispanic hootinany and only use Vegas to stick his finger further in the GOPs eyes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (M0mf2)

119 "Yet here we are.







And so it begins....."




Indeed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (vGVBA)

120 115 Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (PFy0L)

You've not seen Worf REALLY angry...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:55 AM (/4AZU)

121 no more copy & paste? really?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 106 days until spring training at November 20, 2014 07:56 AM (u8GsB)

122 117 Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (nl1IL)

I hate to freak you out, but who do you think is IN the White House and all the bureaucracies and courts?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:56 AM (CMkNk)

123 Time to look up whatever insults the rebellious American colonists threw King George's way, and recycle them. Leftists live recycling.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2014 07:57 AM (nl1IL)

124 I just know Schumer and Gillibrand are typing off a thoughtful response right now . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:52 AM (CMkNk)


Know how you fel. After that Sunday talk show fiasco where Kirsten 'Dumber than Box of Rocks Boxer' Gillibrand noted that the Dems in Congress knew the president was lying abut 404Care, that forced me to email my ditzy senator.

My email started off with the salutation: Dear Senator Lying Cunt . . .

It went uphill from there.

I haven't heard a response back yet to the questions I raised. I just can't imagine why.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2014 07:57 AM (8GQ0X)

125 can the white house moat have alligators?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 106 days until spring training at November 20, 2014 07:57 AM (u8GsB)

126 118 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 07:54 AM (M0mf2)


It's too bad Siegfried and Roy aren't around. I'd sneak a kilo of coke into the cages just before the curtain went up . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

127 Here's what pisses me off.

So Trey Gowdy was on the radio this morning. Normally I like the guy. But when asked directly what the GOP was going to do to stop this, as Gowdy himself termed it, outrageous unconstitutional action, Gowdy said the GOP leaders have made it clear we will use the power of the purse and not fund these unconstitutional actions.

In other words, the GOP is saying they aren't going to pay for the Administration to not do something.

Not sure how that works. How to do you refuse to pay for a negative action?

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 07:58 AM (PFy0L)

128 126 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

The Joker needs to announce this at Circus, Circus....

Goddamn it we warned the fucking voters.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 07:58 AM (/4AZU)

129 Actually he is announcing it tonight at a hispanic hootinany and only use Vegas to stick his finger further in the GOPs


A Puto Party?
Yeah, where he said WE needed to give up vacations to.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 07:58 AM (tvSum)

130 127 Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 07:58 AM (PFy0L)


Huh? Either bad syntax or garbled transmission. Or, unlikely as it may be, I'm stupid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:00 AM (CMkNk)

131 no more copy & paste? really?



Biden ate it all.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:00 AM (tvSum)

132 Can't wait until al the newly amnestied illegals start using their work permits to start look for work besides cleaning yards, washing dishes and cleaning houses. They will quickly move into other areas to take jobs held by Americas struggling to get by and push wages down for everybody as a another benefit of diversity. Engineering profession is safe for now until the H1B1 visas are tripled in next presidential decree but any working person without a degree, and many with one, will see the effects soon. Or did everybody think they were going to keep cleaning yards and washing dishes? Those jobs will be for the new arrivals, already working their way to the border.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 20, 2014 08:00 AM (1BQGO)

133 122 I hate to freak you out, but who do you think is IN the White House and all the bureaucracies and courts?

I know, I know. We have a long rebuilding process ahead of us, and our own Long March through the institutions to get on with. It will be hard.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2014 08:00 AM (nl1IL)

134 "Goddamn it we warned the fucking voters."



Too many of our fellow "voters" are too God Damned Stupid to understand.


No hope for many of them.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 08:01 AM (vGVBA)

135 133 Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2014 08:00 AM (nl1IL)

Not necessarily, it could be done in days.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:01 AM (/4AZU)

136 118 I mean seriously, Las Vegas is where the Precedent is going to announce his intention to turn us into a banana republic?
__________________________

It's his thank-you to Nevada's own Hairy Reed. For six years of helping illegal aliens rip off Americans.

If not for Reid's "work" in the Senate, Obama would have been forced to sign (or veto) dozens of House-passed bills that would have cut off some of the flow of "free" taxpayer-funded goodies to illegal aliens. One bill alone, the bill that would have stopped the IRS practice of paying out billions of dollars a year in phony "tax credits" to illegal aliens probably bought Obama hundreds of thousands of illegal alien votes. Obama owes Harry, amigo.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:02 AM (2ruKl)

137 Huh? Either bad syntax or garbled transmission. Or, unlikely as it may be, I'm stupid.

I'm certain I heard it correctly - he said the GOP plans to defund these unconstitutional actions. But my question is how do you defund the refusal to do something? The Administration is refusing to deport illegals. I'm not seeing how defunding that lack of action is going to magically result in deported illegals.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 08:02 AM (PFy0L)

138 132 Posted by: George Orwell at November 20, 2014 08:00 AM (1BQGO)


Somewhere down the road in the not too distant future, a lot of angry black folk are going to look away from whitey and notice lots of latinos in jobs they once had and more of their lucre going to the newly minted citizens as well.

Get out of the way and grab popcorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:03 AM (CMkNk)

139 136 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:02 AM (2ruKl)

All of America "owes" Harry Reid...

and I hope everyone pays him in full.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:03 AM (/4AZU)

140 Hola amigos

Is the amnesty only for Mehicans or is going to include Canucks too? Will there be reciprocal actions taken by our neighbors to the North and South?

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at November 20, 2014 08:04 AM (3ZtZW)

141 137 Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 08:02 AM (PFy0L)


OK, I get it now. Having not heard the sound bite, I can only guess Gowdy is talking about taking away administrative funds that would give the unreported green cards, ID's, SSI #'s, etc.

Sound right to you?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:04 AM (CMkNk)

142 @127 you sure it wasn't Louis Gohmert?

Cause he said that. But the leadership said they won't use the power of the purse. And as you note how do you defund something they aren't doing?

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2014 08:05 AM (ZU2R6)

143 I'm certain I heard it correctly - he said the GOP
plans to defund these unconstitutional actions. But my question is how
do you defund the refusal to do something? The Administration is
refusing to deport illegals. I'm not seeing how defunding that lack of
action is going to magically result in deported illegals.

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 08:02 AM


I have heard this, too. Seems the Cool Kids think some sort of financial procedural bullshit from Congress will make Choom Boy think twice before he pulls this latest stunt.

What the "Republicans" are saying, in essence, is "go ahead and do your thing, Mr President. We just won't authorize the money to print 30 million new Green Cards."

That'll show him!

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 20, 2014 08:06 AM (PoKIA)

144
It's too bad there aren't people in Sheila Jackass Lee's or James Clyburn's districts who won't primary their asses for selling them out.

Maybe there are. Maybe the 4 Chicago organizers for that YouTube video exist, in spades, all over the country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:06 AM (CMkNk)

145 Have the removed Senator Sessions from the budget committee or is their time to telephone, email, text and tweet our support for Sessions? They have their rules but they hate ringing phones.

Posted by: Tj at November 20, 2014 08:06 AM (FBjP7)

146 A great commercial would be to show black people working at jobs when someone walks up, moves them out of the way, and puts Pablo or Maria in the same spot while Shirley or Duane just stand there open-mouthed.

Posted by: --- at November 20, 2014 08:07 AM (MMC8r)

147 "Engineering profession is safe for now""

Bullshit.

There, I said it. And I'm about ready to follow with a string of more 4 letter words.

No, they are not "engineers", nor are they "skilled".
What we have are a bunch (flock, whatever) of people who have taken 6 months of "classes" somewhere on the sub Asian continent and are awarded a "degree" that is now recognized here, but is little more valuable - shit - less valuable - than a piece of paper towel.
But hey, they hit all of the HR buttons: minority (even wymen!!!), "degree", "grades", and poor English skills. Makes'em damn perfect hires!

Oh, can they do the job? Why, that's microagression to even ask!

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:07 AM (gXRIG)

148 42 39 Fighting riots in winter is easy. The water canons chill things right down.
Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 07:15 AM (B+HTd)


Has anyone figured the ballistics on a bag of ice cubes fired from a 120mm?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid aint no chicken farmer at November 20, 2014 08:07 AM (Nqnyv)

149 142 @127 you sure it wasn't Louis Gohmert?

Cause he said that. But the leadership said they won't use the power of the purse. And as you note how do you defund something they aren't doing?
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2014 08:05 AM (ZU2R6)


I'd like to see Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert declare themselves the new leaders of the party and body check Turtle Dick and Orangina out of the Capitol Building. They have pens and phones too, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:08 AM (CMkNk)

150 Should be cheaper to get your car washed near the mexican border from now on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (M0mf2)

151 I guess, in all honesty, this shit doesn't bother me as much as some of you ... but only because I mentally turned the corner back some time ago.


But the thing is ... tonite's not "the straw that broke the camel's back". It's just another step in the progression. This is no more lawless than the constant public surveillance put in place by the various alphabet agencies. No worse than the asset seizures and no-knock police raids. No worse than the out-and-out transfers of private wealth into corporate hands justified in the rounds of bailouts and stimulus programs.


Tonite's just bigger, that's all. But that's how this shit goes. We all used to think we were "lucky" to be born here. Well ... looks like our luck's run out.


So why worry about it ? The patient's already dead. Let it go.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (+jsVQ)

152 I just know Schumer and Gillibrand are typing off a thoughtful response right now . . .


Chuckie Schumer has a plan:

He wants a bucket-brigade of amnestied illegals to bring that oil in from Canada to the refineries...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid aint no chicken farmer at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (Nqnyv)

153 The Administration is refusing to deport illegals. I'm not seeing how defunding that lack of action is going to magically result in deported illegals.
Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 08:02 AM (PFy0L)
_________________________

I think they're saying that they won't fund the money for the printing and processing of all the new residency and work permits for the new amnestees.

BTW, the media keeps tossing around that "5 million" number. That number is as phony as the "$2,500" Obama promised everybody would save on their health insurance premiums. They just pulled that 5 million number out of their asses, because they thought the real number might freak out "stupid American voters."

A few months ago, the administration put out a formal bid solicitation for the printing of 34 MILLION new green cards.

Think that was just a coincidence?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (2ruKl)

154 >>>>Somewhere down the road in the not too distant future, a lot of angry black folk are going to look away from whitey and notice lots of latinos

Not going to happen. When blacks notice the latinos they'll take it as a cue to ramp up 'the big takeover' because numbers

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Trap at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (3ZtZW)

155 My suggestion:

The Ferguson grand jury should hold off until early morning on Black Friday, and then make the announcement outside a WalMart.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (NeFrd)

156 "We have a long rebuilding process ahead of us,"

Hmm. Like the post Carter era?

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (gXRIG)

157 145 Have the removed Senator Sessions from the budget committee or is their time to telephone, email, text and tweet our support for Sessions? They have their rules but they hate ringing phones.
Posted by: Tj at November 20, 2014 08:06 AM (FBjP7)


"Ringing" phones. Up close and personal IYKWIM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (CMkNk)

158 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:04 AM

You got it, JJ.

They'll take away Choom Boy's Snickers Bar after giving him the whole fucking candy store.

A move no doubt given full approval by the Corpulent "Captain" and all the other Political Process junkies at Tepid Air.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 20, 2014 08:10 AM (PoKIA)

159 156 "We have a long rebuilding process ahead of us,"

Hmm. Like the post Carter era?
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:09 AM (gXRIG)


More like the post Aunty Entity era.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:10 AM (CMkNk)

160 At least a banana republic produces bananas. We've got the JEF.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2014 08:10 AM (UzPAd)

161 'Supposedly" these new legal illegals will NOT be eligible for any Fredocare subdidies???? Yeah right. That will be change ASAP we all know that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 08:10 AM (M0mf2)

162 Morning!


As a fairly recent naturalized immigrant myself, here's a question president Padishah Emperor Corino Barakan IV can never answer to my satisfaction:




"Why did I have to follow the rules?"







I'll be waiting till the year 10,991 for the answer.

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2014 08:10 AM (GQ8sn)

163 Got a call last night from Duke Energy...

...they offered me a $25 credit on my bill if I let them 'control' my AC with a 'smart thermostat' run by Duke.

I told them (politely, sorta), NO.

NOBODY gets 'outside' control of my home.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2014 08:11 AM (/mTq0)

164 At least a banana republic produces bananas.

We will be producing more and more strains of the enterovirus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 08:11 AM (M0mf2)

165
So, let's assume that we actually had a party and people willing to do every thing they possibly could to halt or at least gum up the works of this.

What exactly can be done right now?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:12 AM (CMkNk)

166 Mike Nichols died. He was 83. Think Diane will go on a bender?

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 08:12 AM (iQIUe)

167 163 -- P.S. -- The distinct hispanic accent of marketing drone didn't improve my temper either...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2014 08:12 AM (/mTq0)

168 Not sure how that works. How to do you refuse to pay for a negative action?
Posted by: @JohnTant at November 20, 2014 07:58 AM (PFy0L)
------
Wel,l that is why we ordered all that card stock in advance.

Posted by: Your DHS at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (SaMXZ)

169 Yesterday's word of the day: flimflam
Today's word of the day: debunk

I think I can work both of them into a sentence today.

Posted by: dogfish at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (1vYi0)

170 166 Mike Nichols died. He was 83. Think Diane will go on a bender?
Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 08:12 AM (iQIUe)


I fell bad more for Elaine May than that sack of rotten rhubarb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (CMkNk)

171 But my question is how do you defund the refusal to do something? The Administration is refusing to deport illegals. I'm not seeing how defunding that lack of action is going to magically result in deported illegals.



By punatively defunding the "safety nets", backed by "I'm sorry, but the president lied. He didn't have the authority to grant citizenship" legislation come January will result in self deportations.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (tvSum)

172 Mike Nichols died. He was 83. Think Diane will go on a bender?

Funny guy when he worked with Elaine May.

And Diane is ALWAYS on a bender.

Posted by: --- at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (MMC8r)

173 ScoggDog, exactly.
Nothing new about this, the foundations were laid long ago and the process has been working away for decades.

Gotta admit I'm a bit surprised at how quickly it's moving forward lately, though.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (go6ud)

174 169 Yesterday's word of the day: flimflam
Today's word of the day: debunk

I think I can work both of them into a sentence today.
Posted by: dogfish at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (1vYi0)


Debunk - to get out of bed after a fap session.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:14 AM (CMkNk)

175 The distinct hispanic accent of marketing drone didn't improve my temper either...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2014 08:12 AM (/mTq0)




In the past week, I've gotten two scam calls. One was telling me my power would be turned off because I hadn't paid my electric bill and the other was from the IRS saying they'd be filing a suit for somethingorother.

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (GQ8sn)

176 "As a fairly recent naturalized immigrant myself"

Yeah, about that: we've a handful of (legal) immigrants in the Mouse extended family.

"Mad enough to spit hellfire" is a pretty good description of them these days...

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (gXRIG)

177 What exactly can be done right now?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:12 AM (CMkNk)
________________________

You know, the fun thing about Cloward-Piven is that anybody can do it. It was devised for and by lefties, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't use it too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (2ruKl)

178 "14 Liberal who writes shitty handouts for elementary school children gives them a paper saying "rights" are special privileges granted by the government. Perhaps she needs to go back and study the formation of the federal government at the Constitutional convention.


http://is.gd/WNfubK
Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 07:04 AM (u9gzs)"

This reminds me, the most interesting thing to me to come out of the whole Ben Affleck/Bill Maher brouhaha on HBO was related to this. Affleck cough himself saying that our rights were endowed by our creator back up and corrected himself saying they were given to us by the founding fathers/govt. Thomas Jefferson must have been spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (n/ogz)

179 Sunday's Bills game might have to be moved to Monday or even Tuesday, with the next game after that moved to a Monday night.

That's one way for a mediocre team to get a couple of prime time games...just get 6 feet of snow!

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (7ObY1)

180 JJ,
a lot of gov nug-work is done by civil service types. They could slow roll all kinds of shit but i think they'vd shown to be liberal as a whole. The key must be in a strategic unfunding of various activities at various times. But alas, i doubt congressional leadership lacks the heart.

Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (3qn0g)

181 In the aftermath of the vicious murder of five Jews at a synagogue in Jerusalem, teachers employed by UNRWA (United Nations Relief & Works Agency For Palestine Refugees) have gone to social media to praise what they called a heroic operation, hoping that their God will accept the jihadists as martyrs in heaven.
Blogger Elder of Ziyon uncovered the UN employees virulently anti Semitic and anti Israel remarks, which also included a posting that was titled, a tribute to the blood of the martyrs.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (M0mf2)

182 Yesterday's word of the day: flimflam
Today's word of the day: debunk
I think I can work both of them into a sentence today.



The Thai ladyboi pron flimflam that was so pushed on the horde has resulted in a massive de-bunking.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (tvSum)

183 177

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (2ruKl)

Once you're liberated from giving a fuck about the system ANYONE can have fun fucking it over.
I owe Obama the same loyalty he showed Bush.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (/4AZU)

184 171 By punatively defunding the "safety nets", backed by "I'm sorry, but the president lied. He didn't have the authority to grant citizenship" legislation come January will result in self deportations.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (tvSum)


If we had real opposition, I would like to see the leaders make an announcement saying that, the amnesty being granted is illegal and will be revoked once by Legislative order.

Even if it's total bullshit, you think the border jumpers will know or understand. "They're too STUPID!"

Why not? I used to lie all the time to deadbeats when I was a collection agent.

Psychological warfare, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (CMkNk)

185 "Gotta admit I'm a bit surprised at how quickly it's moving forward lately, though"

It does take a while to reach the edge of the cliff.
Afterwards, things do tend to happen rather quickly.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (gXRIG)

186 Yo
Well today is the day which makes my mom look like an idiot for becoming a citizen the right way
So much for birth rights
I blame bush

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (CVCGQ)

187 "Mad enough to spit hellfire" is a pretty good description of them these days...

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (gXRIG)



It's a huge insult. My father was trying to immigrate here too. Now, I think I'll just tell him to come down and not bother with any of the fees and paperwork. Why bother?

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (GQ8sn)

188 "Somewhere down the road in the not too distant
future, a lot of angry black folk are going to look away from whitey and
notice lots of latinos in jobs they once had and more of their lucre
going to the newly minted citizens as well.



Get out of the way and grab popcorn.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:03 AM (CMkNk)"

And the proper response will be to point out that 95% of black voters voted for Obama twice so besar mi culo chingada cabron.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (PD6iL)

189 Can I haz half a million for writing coloring books and giving speeches touting my own policies?

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (7ObY1)

190 JJ

I agree. Alabama is a red as can be, we are doing our part. This is an insult to our Senator our state. I have heard Sessions say that 5 phone calls to a Senator gets their attention. If we can't use force then we need to pressure these people day and night. All I'm asking is do we still have an opportunity.

Posted by: Tj at November 20, 2014 08:16 AM (FBjP7)

191 Jim Webb announces 2016 Presidential exploration committee

http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2014/11/video-jim-webb-announces-presidential.html

Posted by: Steve at November 20, 2014 08:17 AM (vz4Jt)

192 I wonder what Obama will actually say tonight. It will be vague, ambiguous, and loaded with qualifiers. It will be mostly lies, and often misleading.

More important than what Obama says, as he trolls the republicans, what will Obama actually do, that he isn't already doing?

Posted by: Assistant to the Second Undersecretary to the Secretary for Redundancy at November 20, 2014 08:17 AM (CjCfr)

193 "Got a call last night from Duke Energy..."


Good, "No."


Sum bitches put a "smart" meter on my house last year and I'll be damned if my bill didn't start going up ever since. I'm headed for off the grid.

Screw it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 08:17 AM (vGVBA)

194
What difference, at this point, does it make?1!1?1!?1!?//?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 20, 2014 08:17 AM (HSmrB)

195
Off to the gym.

Vaya con carne.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:17 AM (CMkNk)

196 178 Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at November 20, 2014 08:15 AM (n/ogz)

The dagger aimed at the heart of the Bill of Rights is millions of "little dreamers" being taught it is a "List of Privileges" by the NEA.

Burn it all down.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:18 AM (/4AZU)

197 All of my ancestors who came over and became US citizens the right way are furiously spinning.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 08:18 AM (7ObY1)

198 193 Sum bitches put a "smart" meter on my house last year and I'll be damned if my bill didn't start going up ever since. I'm headed for off the grid.

Screw it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 08:17 AM (vGVBA)


Giant rare earth magnet attached to meter.

Just a thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:18 AM (CMkNk)

199 So, let's assume that we actually had a party and people willing to do every thing they possibly could to halt or at least gum up the works of this.

What exactly can be done right now?



EVERYONE apply for WIC & EBT and check the "Hispanic" box.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:18 AM (tvSum)

200 Too bad there is nobody in the GOPe willing to go to the mat. Optics and not the hill...blah blah. TOP MEN

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 08:18 AM (o2Jt2)

201 >>>Sunday's Bills game might have to be moved to Monday or even Tuesday, with the next game after that moved to a Monday night.

That's one way for a mediocre team to get a couple of prime time games...just get 6 feet of snow!<<<

What? What happened to big burly men playing a manly man's game? Has the NFL become a sissy league?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (UzPAd)

202 By punatively defunding the "safety nets", backed by "I'm sorry, but the president lied. He didn't have the authority to grant citizenship" legislation come January will result in self deportations.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:13 AM (tvSum)
------
But that is punishing innocent families in response to a political disagreement between the Republicans and the President./

Yeah, the GOP, mildly in favor of amnesty any way will certainly stand up in that scenario.

Their counter will be their own amnesty bill (from the 'leadership').

Posted by: RioBravo at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (SaMXZ)

203 199 So, let's assume that we actually had a party and people willing to do every thing they possibly could to halt or at least gum up the works of this.

What exactly can be done right now?



EVERYONE apply for WIC & EBT and check the "Hispanic" box.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:18 AM (tvSum)



They will find you and throw the fucking book at you. If I knew a few hundred thousand people would do it, I would jump in as well. But until then, no thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (CMkNk)

204 neither Bohner or McConnell will be able to control the base of they do not take action against Fredo. No matter what they say the "Majority" of those Republicans in both the Senate and the Congress ( more so in the Congress) want ACTION. If B and M don't act this will quickly spiral out of control which it will probably anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (M0mf2)

205 How do those smart meters communicate back with HQ?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (o2Jt2)

206 Once you're liberated from giving a fuck about the system ANYONE can have fun fucking it over.
________________________________

Yep, if illegal aliens don't have to obey the laws, why should the rest of us? If Obama doesn't have to obey the laws or the constitution, why should the rest of us?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (2ruKl)

207 In the past week, I've gotten two scam calls. One was telling me my power would be turned off because I hadn't paid my electric bill and the other was from the IRS saying they'd be filing a suit for somethingorother.

That shit was a big part of why I ditched the land line. When more then half of the incoming calls are scammers I said to myself, 'Self, why are you paying $30 a month only to be abused?'

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 20, 2014 08:20 AM (zxQ4h)

208 195. Ummmmm
Go with meat?

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 20, 2014 08:20 AM (CVCGQ)

209 "a lot of angry black folk are going to look away from whitey and
notice lots of latinos in jobs they once had"

Hmm. What's the effective ER for black males these days?

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:20 AM (gXRIG)

210 Has the NFL become a sissy league?
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (UzPAd)

Well yes it has. Love you

Posted by: micheal Sam at November 20, 2014 08:20 AM (M0mf2)

211 What? What happened to big burly men playing a manly man's game? Has the NFL become a sissy league?


Nothing to do with the players.

The stadium is buried in snow as is the entire surrounding area. And there's a travel ban.

Bottom line, nobody can go to the game if they play it.

Unless everything melts off by Sunday. But I think the NFL kinda wants to have a plan now. The TV networks would sure like to know, for one thing.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 08:20 AM (7ObY1)

212 Obami's policy is publicly hispano-centric but don't forget the Asians.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 20, 2014 08:21 AM (SaMXZ)

213 And the proper response will be to point out that 95% of black voters voted for Obama twice so besar mi culo chingada cabron.


Si.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:21 AM (tvSum)

214 Posted by: EC at November 20, 2014 08:10 AM (GQ8sn


I had a professor who's was telling me that his son got married to a Mexican, and they were having trouble getting her green card to get into the US.
(The how of this story is a bit disjointed, I think he was a solider stationed in Mexico? Do we have bases there? Unimportant.)

Anyway, he was really pissed off. At one point said he seriously considered either hiring a coyote to get her across the boarder or just doing it himself (he's actually probably capable of doing it, he's one of those "outdoor survivalist" types.)
IIRC the time it took to get her to the US was measured in months after the wedding (and they started before that.)

Rules are for losers apparently.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 7 (short) weeks! at November 20, 2014 08:21 AM (HDwDg)

215 Today's celebrity birthdays:

James Curley (MA Gov #53 )
Edwin Hubble (star seer)
Alistair Cooke (stuffy intros)
Robert Byrd (flaming crucifixes)
Jim Garrison (bug-eyed liar)
Robert F. Kennedy (US AG #64 )
William Ware Theiss (famous spacewear)
Richard Dawson (disease vector)
Dick Smothers (75 today)
Joe Biden (VPOTUS #47, keep him away from the scissors)
Bob Einstein (a.k.a. Super Dave Osbourne)
Duane Allman (RIP)
Joe Walsh (http://youtu.be/uCy8Xtp2P20 )
John Bolton (The 'Stache)
David Walters (OK Gov #24)
Bo Derek (nice cheekbones)
Sean Young (55 today)
Ned Vaughn (a sub or a whale?)
Matt Blunt (MO Gov #54)

Posted by: Gran at November 20, 2014 08:21 AM (LCIE3)

216 In the past week, I've gotten two scam calls. One was telling me my power would be turned off because I hadn't paid my electric bill and the other was from the IRS saying they'd be filing a suit for somethingorother.


yeah I got one a few months back threatening to have me arrested because of an outstanding warrant?

Posted by: micheal Sam at November 20, 2014 08:21 AM (M0mf2)

217 In one more sign of the end times of our republic, Professor Jacobson noticed that the IRS is using cites of comments from posts on his blog to justify keeping the little people out of government business. That's right, the government doesn't like the tone of people's comments and has decided to tell us all to go fuck ourselves in response. WTF happened to America?


http://bit.ly/11xzG4K

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 08:22 AM (LISuA)

218 "192
I wonder what Obama will actually say tonight."

Right thing to do...
Hard working...
Keeping families together...
Good for the economy...
Nation of immigrants...
Come out of the shadows...
Pay back taxes and learn English...

That's about it. Did I mess anything?


Posted by: George Orwell at November 20, 2014 08:22 AM (1BQGO)

219 Richard Dawson (disease vector)

Heh

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 08:22 AM (7ObY1)

220 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 08:22 AM (M0mf2)

221 Yesterday's word of the day: flimflam
Today's word of the day: debunk

I think I can work both of them into a sentence today.

****


Ace has a fever and has been coughing up flimflam so he will have to stay in debunk today.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 20, 2014 08:22 AM (NeFrd)

222 I do solemnly swear to uphold the articles of my fabricated Presidency of the United States of America?
WTF is this?

Posted by: Copper Harbor Mutt at November 20, 2014 08:22 AM (/WmRg)

223 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (CMkNk)

Sorry, but how can they prove that I am not Hispanic? my mother's family is part Sephardic, so I am by definition Hispanic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2014 08:22 AM (Zu3d9)

224 206 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:19 AM (2ruKl)

I'm certain the courts will be as forgiving of us as they are illegals who drink and drive ese....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:23 AM (/4AZU)

225 218. You forgot "I" and "me"

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 20, 2014 08:24 AM (CVCGQ)

226 I wonder what Obama will actually say tonight


Let's be clear...I do what I want. Fuck you.

(drops mic)

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 08:24 AM (7ObY1)

227 "I'm certain the courts will be as forgiving of us as they are illegals who drink and drive ese...."

Yeah, sure, whoops, I mean "si"

No habla

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:24 AM (gXRIG)

228 >>>That's about it. Did I mess anything?<<<

You forgot the Einsteins. That would be the Alberto Einsteins.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2014 08:24 AM (UzPAd)

229 227 Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:24 AM (gXRIG)

Hot tip for Horde lawyers...

advise your clients to burn their papers, dye their hair, and speak gibebrish while you "translate" it into "I are a poor boy here trying to do right by my home of Peruvia"...

if the judge is half as dumb as Tarde it may work.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:25 AM (/4AZU)

230 But that is punishing innocent families in response to a political disagreement between the Republicans and the President./



Quote: "Eggs, omelet". Unquote.

Sorry. Fairness and compassion have suffered a severe head wound and a sucking chest wound these last 6 years. Easiest way to avoid this is to not grant amnesty to lawbreakers.

If it hurts those that voted for him twice, I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:26 AM (tvSum)

231 You forgot "I" and "me"
-----
Yo y mi ?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 20, 2014 08:27 AM (SaMXZ)

232 230 Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:26 AM (tvSum)

There is at best 1/2 our caucus that is that hard...

the real enabler of the Detah of the republic wasn't Obama and the Donks...

it was Ed Morrissey and friends.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:27 AM (/4AZU)

233 205 -- A dude in MI -- Believe it or not, your power (feeder) line can act as a data line.

There are (were?) several power companies (quietly) testing the use of special modems to access the internet via power lines... this happened about 3 or 4 years ago.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2014 08:28 AM (/mTq0)

234 231. Si'

I hope the JEF tries to speak Spanish
He'll fuck it all up again

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 20, 2014 08:28 AM (CVCGQ)

235 12 hours to go, more or less.

I'm playing Homeworld.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 08:28 AM (7Oo+W)

236 Rules are for losers apparently.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 7 (short) weeks! at November 20, 2014 08:21 AM (HDwDg)




The lesson we're all learning today.

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2014 08:28 AM (GQ8sn)

237 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:25 AM (/4AZU)

It's emotivism all the way down.

This I suppose is it. We've finally decided to go full "End of Rome."

I sit, waiting for my city to burn over nothing more than raw emotion.
I sit, watching my country ready to be "transformed" based on nothing more than emotion.

Postmoderism has reached the peak of what it was to do: destroy. I guess we'll just wait to see what comes next.

Fuck it I'm going to the woods for a weekend to kill some deer (hopefully.) Y'all stay safe.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 7 (short) weeks! at November 20, 2014 08:29 AM (HDwDg)

238 "I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck."


Fuck 'em.


(I know we're not supposed to say "fcuk" but fcuk it.)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 08:29 AM (vGVBA)

239 That's about it. Did I mess anything?
__________________________

Bush did it too...

will only apply to a limited number...

(that's probably the biggest lie of all. He will insult us with a lot of bullshit about how illegal aliens will be required to submit "proof" of the many years they have lived in the U.S. What he won't say is that nobody in the government will ever verify that "proof" and that it will mainly consist of checking a box on a form -- a box that all the illegals know in advance will never be verified. It's a total scam, just like when Obama promised that there would be "background checks" done for all the DACA amnesty recipients -- to ensure we weren't giving amnesty to a bunch of criminals and gang-bangers. DHS has already admitted that they did NO background checks -- just stamped "approved" on the amnesty applications and took the illegal aliens' word for whatever they put in their application -- because illegal alien criminals and gang-bangers would never LIE just to get amnesty, right?)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:29 AM (2ruKl)

240 Hot tip for Horde lawyers...
advise your clients to burn their papers, dye their hair, and speak gibebrish while you "translate" it into "I are a poor boy here trying to do right by my home of Peruvia"...



In the Fawlty Towers vein, "Que?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:29 AM (tvSum)

241 Constitutional convention to replace legislative houses with two with distinct voting populations. One house for consumers who will live on expense-voucher from government but must work as instructed by government, One house for producers who live on cash and have no access to government hand-outs but also are free from government regulation on their personal labor. The producers include corporations and self-financing individuals and they may hire consumers but only by contracting their services through the government through set labor rates. Resulting government would look very familiar to the consumer class of voters.

Posted by: dedomeno at November 20, 2014 08:29 AM (UccCH)

242 Right thing to do...
Hard working...
Keeping families together...
Good for the economy...
Nation of immigrants...
Come out of the shadows...
Pay back taxes and learn English...
------------------

I blame ----- BOOOOOSH

Posted by: RioBravo at November 20, 2014 08:30 AM (SaMXZ)

243
"EVERYONE apply for WIC EBT and check the "Hispanic" box."

I
have a Hispanic wife from South America (here the dumb way-legally!) I
can assure we could do the above all day at various govt. agencies to
get benefits we are not qualified for and we would never be denied - if
I sent my wife to do it. There are simply no serious checks being done
anymore and anybody that looks and sounds like they are "supposed" to
get benefits will receive them.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 20, 2014 08:30 AM (1BQGO)

244 Branco has a cartoon up at Legal Insurrection illustrating the Presidents stinker of an idea by the way.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 08:30 AM (LISuA)

245 G'day Morons!

Freshest of fresh hells awaits. IF we are to apparently and eventually fight for our way of life, is not one approach to win now instead of later? Jobs, family, lives all are relied upon to keep us in our place. As they should in a good cultural way. Those good cultural ways are being used against us and the band continues to play as the waters come over the transom.

Never mind me. I'm just another asshole.

Stout hearts...

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 20, 2014 08:35 AM (zPNX5)

246 "Ace has a fever and has been coughing up flimflam so he will have to stay in debunk today."

Heh, Good one. Also, I figured who that was before I got to the nic, Seamus. It's your "style."

Posted by: mindful webworker - commentin' critic at November 20, 2014 08:35 AM (4r9zp)

247 "Constitutional convention to replace legislative houses with two with distinct voting populations"

Current day Britain, in other words.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 20, 2014 08:35 AM (gXRIG)

248 Off to buy Ms. Civility a new Colt LE6920 AR-15 and another 1000 rounds of .223

In case things go really sideways in the coming days.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 20, 2014 08:37 AM (XzRw1)

249 the nfl has been a sissy league since helmets

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 106 days until spring training at November 20, 2014 08:37 AM (u8GsB)

250 161
'Supposedly" these new legal illegals will NOT be eligible for any
Fredocare subdidies???? Yeah right. That will be change ASAP we all know
that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 08:10 AM (M0mf2)


I linked to an article a few days ago that said they were already getting it. Which, BTW, is against the law.

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2014 08:38 AM (u9gzs)

251 I have a Hispanic wife from South America (here the dumb way-legally!) I can assure we could do the above all day at various govt. agencies to get benefits we are not qualified for and we would never be denied - if
I sent my wife to do it. There are simply no serious checks being done anymore and anybody that looks and sounds like they are "supposed" to get benefits will receive them.



Que?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:38 AM (tvSum)

252 Constitutional convention to replace legislative houses with two with distinct voting populations
----
Our tricameral parliament lasted for 9 years !

Posted by: The Afrikaaners at November 20, 2014 08:38 AM (SaMXZ)

253 249 Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 106 days until spring training at November 20, 2014 08:37 AM (u8GsB)

Eh....

Sammy Baugh was a badass...

he wore a helmet.

http://youtu.be/t6eE6rIFDo8

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:39 AM (/4AZU)

254 "Off to buy Ms. Civility a new Colt LE6920 AR-15 and another 1000 rounds of .223"


God Bless.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 08:39 AM (vGVBA)

255 My oldest kid could pass for Latina.

Posted by: @votermom at November 20, 2014 08:40 AM (9+j/r)

256 "165


So, let's assume that we actually had a party and people willing to
do every thing they possibly could to halt or at least gum up the works
of this.



What exactly can be done right now?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 08:12 AM (CMkNk)"

They can pass Bills of Attainder which are just as legal and constitutional as this executive order.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 20, 2014 08:40 AM (PD6iL)

257 248 Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 20, 2014 08:37 AM (XzRw1)

I'll do "Budget AR-15 builds" again in the next gun thread....

buy 'em to hide 'em...

the Bill of Rights is dead soon.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:41 AM (/4AZU)

258 261 Yeah Vic. I saw this too.

Technically, they may not be getting any "subsidies". But you can't tell me, if you go to any emergency room or local health department, they are not getting health care.

And you might as well call it free because they aren't paying jack caca.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 20, 2014 08:41 AM (XD3Sz)

259 Fuck it I'm going to the woods for a weekend to kill some deer (hopefully.) Y'all stay safe.


Good luck and have fun! Wish I was going!

Posted by: Citizen X at November 20, 2014 08:42 AM (7ObY1)

260 "Constitutional convention to replace legislative houses with two with distinct voting populations"



Makers vs. Takers.

Oh, and in that CC? Legislation stating that if you don't have that dermatologic condition known as "Skin-In-The-Game", no vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:42 AM (tvSum)

261 I'll do "Budget AR-15 builds" again in the next gun thread....

buy 'em to hide 'em...

the Bill of Rights is dead soon.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:41 AM (/4AZU)



80% lower parties FTW!

Posted by: EC at November 20, 2014 08:42 AM (GQ8sn)

262 Dump

Posted by: Monitor at November 20, 2014 08:46 AM (SaMXZ)

263 Headlines.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 20, 2014 08:46 AM (X+nFp)

264 They can pass Bills of Attainder which are just as legal and constitutional as this executive order.



Letters of Marque.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:48 AM (tvSum)

265 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:48 AM (tvSum)

266
221 Yesterday's word of the day: flimflam




Where is mpppp?


George C. Scott had the starring role in the Flim Flam Man.
Great Flick!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid aint no chicken farmer at November 20, 2014 08:48 AM (Nqnyv)

267 Hell I'll do one now...

http://tinyurl.com/k3j694t

39.95 lower receiver at AIM....

http://tinyurl.com/lz74ewq

9.95 lower parts kit

as always follow local laws and regulations....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:48 AM (/4AZU)

268 I linked to an article a few days ago that said they were already getting it. Which, BTW, is against the law.
_______________________

They have been for years, because Obama ignores the law whenever it suits him (and not just Obamacare and immigration laws). Under federal law, illegal aliens are not eligible to receive food stamps, yet Obama has knowingly been paying out billions of dollars' worth of food stamps to illegal aliens every year since he took office.

BTW, congress is aware of this, and has sent Obama a sternly-worded letter about it! Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2014 08:50 AM (2ruKl)

269 http://tinyurl.com/ndjqld7

14.95 buttstock...

Scratch that.... HOLEEE COW

You can build an AR for under 500 bucks this week....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:51 AM (/4AZU)

270 http://tinyurl.com/ouokm9p

ATI AR-15 parts kit...


399.95

http://tinyurl.com/ouokm9p

AR-15 lower 39.95

Go to a gunsmith you trust you have an AR for ~442 bucks plus say 50 so 492 dollars or so....

WOW COWABUNGA!

As always follow all laws and regulations.... and go boating.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 08:53 AM (/4AZU)

271
The daily picture for Bing is (for those that haven't seen it) is a
beautiful picture of a ruined castle in Northern Ireland Looking at that
for a few minutes (minutes, not second s :^) and imagining you're
there may help lower blood pressure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 07:10 AM (RZlSA)

That picture is sweet, thank you!

Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at November 20, 2014 08:54 AM (DmwEt)

272 "240
Hot tip for Horde lawyers...

advise your clients to burn their papers, dye their hair, and speak
gibebrish while you "translate" it into "I are a poor boy here trying to
do right by my home of Peruvia"...







In the Fawlty Towers vein, "Que?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:29 AM (tvSum)"

I have a brother who lives in Portland, Oregon where armies of government bureaucrats justify their existence every day by harassing the ever shrinking number of businesses trying to survive in that hostile environment. The only defense against this seems to be for the foreign born business owners who suddenly forget how to speak English when in the presence of a government worker. My brother related an entertaining vignette where he had been talking to the Chinese owner of some store when a city inspector came in. Instantly, the fellow dropped into barely comprehensible pidgin, telling the government guy, "You talk my brother. He speak good English." Finding the brother, of course took quite a while and, of course, the brother pulled the same, "No speak good English. You talk my brother. He speak good English." Eventually the government minion left to go harass some native born business owner.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 20, 2014 08:56 AM (PD6iL)

273 I really like my Mini-14 for 5.56 work. The ElderScogg, however, loves his DPMS. To each his own.


Of course, that terrible day on Patoka took them away ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 20, 2014 08:56 AM (+jsVQ)

274 108 It's tytlerization. We've sold our birthright for a mess of entitlement pottage.
Posted by: I Loathe Silence Sensually at November 20, 2014 07:51 AM (xkSSa)
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I got a canned response from my congresscritter.

"Thank you for holding....your call is important to us!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 20, 2014 08:58 AM (QBm1P)

275 Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 08:48 AM (tvSum)


Unlike the executive order granting amnesty to people who have moved to the United States in violation of immigration laws passed by Congress and signed by the President, Letters of Marque are authorized by the Constitution.


Besides, Letters of Marque are an instrument of foreign policy and I don't see how they would relate to reigning in a lawless President. In fact I am not sure how Letters of Marque would be useful against any governments except Liberia or Panama who seem to provide flags of convenience for pretty much all the cargo ships in the world.


Bills of Attainder, on the other hand, can condemn anybody to death or prison without trial if you can get a majority in both houses of Congress. After Lois Lerner is subpoenaed before Congress and pleads the 5th, Congress passes a Bill of Attainder condemning her to death. The Congressional police take her outside in handcuffs and stand her in front of a hastily built wall of sandbags and she is shot by firing squad. Congress then issues a subpoena to the head of the IRS IT department asking for Lois Lerner's emails.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at November 20, 2014 09:14 AM (PD6iL)

276 The fact that the nation's fiscal and political trajectory is unsustainable fills me with both hope and terror.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at November 20, 2014 09:19 AM (ErRvA)

277 Hey now.


83 The lesson I am getting from all this is, "Give a black man power and he WILL abuse it, and you will not be able to stop him, because you will then be a racist."
Posted by: Null at November 20, 2014 07:41 AM (xjpRj)

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson at November 20, 2014 09:23 AM (q5WpJ)

278 Three months ago, my MiL had a smart meter installed.
One month later, she received a letter from the Utility Company telling her that she is using 28% more energy then similar homes.
My MiL lives like a hermit. One light bulb on at a time. One load of laundry a week. No clothes dryer.
Winter thermostat at 68 degrees.

Two months ago, Fortress VIA received our smart meter. Thirty days later we received a letter saying we are using 28% more energy then similar homes.
So have two of our neighbors that we know of in our row home community.

I am beginning to believe we are being Grubered.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 20, 2014 09:28 AM (n0a1r)

279
"A Republic*, if you can keep it." ~ Benjamin Franklin






* "I didn't mean a banana Republic, you dolts" ~ Zombie Ben Franklin


** "I feel like I should say something about bananas." -Zombie Prime Minister Robert Peel

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 09:28 AM (MNq6o)

280
Once Barack Obama declared that he is assuming dictatorial powers, he ceased to be president, in any meaningful sense of the word. He still wields power, of course; but he no longer is the freely elected chief executive of a republic.

We must acknowledge this fact in our speech:

* Barack Obama must no longer be addressed as "President Obama". Rather, as "Mr Obama", or "Dictator Obama", or the epithet of you choice.

* When addressing him, do not say "Mr President". Rather, "Mr Obama" or "Mr Dictator".

* At ceremonies, when he enters the room, do not rise. Rising is a courtesy to the holder of the office of the presidency; Mr Obama abandoned that office.

I'm sure my fellow 'rons and 'rettes can think of other way to acknowledge the new reality.

Granted, these are small things. But ceremonies and courtesies matter. Let us change ours to acknowledge the reality of the situation.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 20, 2014 09:48 AM (zcbZo)

281 As my Congresscritters are worse than useless I sent an exhorttion to Sen McConnell, Speaker Boehner and Ted Cruz.
Still clinging to the ballot box.

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