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King Obama Moves Forward On Immigration

[Update - Andy]


Posted by: BenK at 01:54 PM




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1 Gee, I can hardly wait.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 19, 2014 01:55 PM (bwjxb)

2 Hola wingnuts! Numero Uno?

Posted by: JDub (was BunkerintheBurbs) at November 19, 2014 01:56 PM (WDySP)

3 Nov. 20th is also Mexico's Revolution Day.

But that's just a coincidence.

*wink*

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 01:56 PM (ZPrif)

4 CNN BREAKING: President Paul will make executive action announcement in prime time address tomorrow , dissolving the Departments of X, Y, & Z.

Posted by: Zmaxx at November 19, 2014 01:56 PM (U7Pnn)

5 Hype, Hype, Hype, Hype, Hype.

Posted by: Assistant to the Second Undersecretary to the Secretary for Redundancy at November 19, 2014 01:56 PM (HKgHx)

6 I'd like to know why impeachment is off the table for this wannabe
dictator. We're told it is because we won't get the Democrats in the
Senate to convict. So apparently we won't do what's right because we're
not guaranteed to win? Is that it?
We should all be grateful that
FDR didn't have that attitude when Pearl Harbor was attacked because, of
course, there were no guarantees that we would win then either.
I guess we must have been a different people back then.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 19, 2014 01:57 PM (+2dx9)

7 Not sure what pisses me off more? This lawless piece of shit or the weak pussy limp wristed response the GOP will give.

We are now no longer a country of laws. Fucking dictatorship from a fucking useless piece of shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 01:57 PM (vPh3W)

8 So anyone think he's gonna speak out against illegal immigration?

Posted by: HH at November 19, 2014 01:58 PM (Ce4DF)

9 We know.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 01:58 PM (IXrOn)

10 I blame Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin for not appreciating his crease as much as I do.

Posted by: David Brooks at November 19, 2014 01:58 PM (OD2ni)

11 He's resigning?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 01:58 PM (fwARV)

12 Can't I just finish my waffle? And completely fucking up the country?

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at November 19, 2014 01:58 PM (S0A/C)

13 Somehow, I think this post would benefit from that pic of Barky as Louis XIV

"You'd think you'd be thanking Me."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 01:58 PM (zF6Iw)

14 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2014 01:59 PM (evdj2)

15 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 01:59 PM (07lgx)

16 I think the many millions who don't agree with this should announce that we're not paying taxing in 2015.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 01:59 PM (RZlSA)

17 Jeff Sessions is the only Republican I will vote for for President.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (nFdGS)

18 Will no one stop this guy?

He's just rubbing it our faces at this point.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (ABcz/)

19


Mi Amigos, we have nothing to fear with Senior Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: Juan McCain at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (LoIJo)

20 We think Mac or Marco would be the best fit for the rebuttal.

Posted by: Squandering Power - I Am GOP at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (XzRw1)

21 CNN BREAKING: President Paul will make executive action announcement in prime time address tomorrow , dissolving the Departments of X, Y, & Z.

-
Rick Perry's got the list.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (XUKZU)

22 CNN BREAKING: President Paul will make executive action announcement in prime time address tomorrow , dissolving the Departments of X, Y, & Z.

-
Rick Perry's got the list.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (XUKZU)

23 16 I think the many millions who don't agree with this should announce that we're not paying taxing in 2015.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

IIRC the IRS was one of the many fed agencies stocking up on ammo.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (vPh3W)

24 I have been waiting for this post to eat the crow I said I would eat. I have long believed that Obama would not do this - because when you get down to it - I didn't think he had the balls. He is going to prove me wrong.

Now that he is going down this path, I hope that the GOP will use all Constitutional and political tools at its disposal - as I have always maintained they should do.

What I thought he would do was immaterial. What is important is what the GOP does to stop it.

But I was wrong on this and what Obama would do.

Posted by: SH at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (gmeXX)

25
Alternate Headline:

President Obama Announces Epic Government Dorking Of Black America's Squeekhole.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (TIIx5)

26 and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning



Honestly? Ends.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (07lgx)

27 Destroying the country. And interrupting football to do so.

That'll please people.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (da5Wo)

28 I'm suddenly craving a chimichanga.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (Dwehj)

29 Rush had an idea.
Obama grants five million border jumpers deferred deportation. Those five million then become eligible to bring their family to the US to 'keep families together', and the US will fly them here.

It's only fair that we share our good fortune with others less fortunate. It's the Christian thing to do.

Posted by: Assistant to the Second Undersecretary to the Secretary for Redundancy at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (HKgHx)

30 Rick Perry's got the list.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (XUKZU)

Dept of Energy
Dept of Education

...


uh...


shit.

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (FA3Z7)

31 I love how the WH Facebook page is treating this like the season premiere of One Tree Hill or something. "Tune in at 8PM Eastern!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (4df7R)

32 As always, that Onion article is looking prophetic, not satirical.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (mf5HN)

33 We need more Bipartisanship!

Posted by: GOPe at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (J7NUM)

34 We need more Bipartisanship!

Posted by: GOPe at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (J7NUM)

35 hashtag #putimpeachmentbackonthetable

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (V70Uh)

36 I'm sure Hollywood's best fashion designers are working on a "tasteful" crown for him as we speak.....

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (bRPUY)

37 Firds!

Posted by: Bumpersticker Notary Sojac at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (MbqmP)

38 The voters disappointed him. That's not acceptable. Nobody has ever told him no before. So time to get some new voters.

Posted by: Dave at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (+vJK2)

39 Repukes will do nothing. When they took impeachment off the table they guaranteed this would happen. Thereis only one club that Congress has when a President is a lawless asshole who ignores Congress. Especially when he knows they have no balls.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (u9gzs)

40 "I'd like to know why impeachment is off the table for this wannabe dictator. We're told it is because we won't get the Democrats in the Senate to convict."

It's not what we're told, it's what's reality. Unfortunately the bleeping hypocrites on the far left that uttered "IMPEACH!" for every breath GW took are completely silent now. It would be a colossal waste of time. Meanwhile, there are actually viable options that Congress can take to squelch this assinity. I won't even hold my breath that they will take them.

Posted by: PZ at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (y8cqw)

41 I think the many millions who don't agree with this should announce that we're not paying taxing in 2015.




Tell that to my payroll department.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (07lgx)

42 So he is determined to be Queen of the Prom even if he must torch the Democrat Party to do so.

I predict that he will say that everything will be wonderful with this declaration and that it will go off like another ObamaCare.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - We Blanked Out at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

43 27 Destroying the country. And interrupting football to do so.


Its only Da Raaaa-iders

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (vPh3W)

44 On the bright side, we are all going to have awesome lawns.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (g1DWB)

45 As mentioned in the last thread this will celebrate one of Mexico's holidays.

Because patriotism matters.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (A6vWB)

46 So when Obama just EO's himself into a third term, do we get to put impeachment back on the table?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (fwARV)

47 >>CNN BREAKING: President Paul will make executive action announcement in
prime time address tomorrow , dissolving the Departments of X, Y,
Z.

It's cute you think there will ever be a Republican president after Obama finishes his fundamental transformation

Posted by: 10-30 million new citizens/Dem voters at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (ABcz/)

48 And interrupting football to do so.

Does the NFL Network normally carry his speeches?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (ZKzrr)

49 Want to know why impeachment is off the table?

Because it's hugely unpopular.

Boo fuckin' hoo.

Time to stop fucking that chicken.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasouable at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (FA3Z7)

50 Raise the minimum wage and increase the supply of labor.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (+GmxD)

51 I've heard of burying things on Friday afternoon, but this Friday afternoon, presumably after the Ferguson riots have started? That's not a coincidence. I'm not sure it will work out the way they seem to think, though. The bad news may be amplified by preceding bad news.

If I were a Dem up in '16 right now, I'd be plenty worried.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (YXmuI)

52 During Thursday Night Football? Are you nuts?

Oops, Chiefs vs Raiders (zero wins this year)......

Carry on.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (1M/xn)

53
The House Republican steering committee announced Tuesday that Rep.
Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, will become the new chairman of the House
Oversight and Government Reform Committee.


Chaffetz takes over for Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., who was term-limited.

Posted by: Gerry Long at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (e8kgV)

54
Tell that to my payroll department.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (07lgx)

Yup. That's the problem. If you have a job, you CAN'T get around the government's reach.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (fwARV)

55 Working on my unreasonable quotient.


TAXATION IS THEFT

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (FA3Z7)

56 Rick Perry's got the list.
Posted by: The Great White Snark


EPA
House
Senate

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (07lgx)

57 The only reason he will not be impeached is that he is BLACK.

Fucking affirmative action.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (vPh3W)

58

I have this feeling that the announcement tomorrow will be of something that is akin to a 6-year-old, wearing a bath towel as a cape, climbing upon a picnic table and proclaiming his greatness.

This fits the profile of all of Barakus' other achievements ... it's just how Teh JEF rolls ...

Posted by: Arbalest at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (FlRtG)

59 On the bright side, they will be self reporting for the 2017 mass deportation transportation stimulus.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (evdj2)

60 So when Obama just EO's himself into a third term, do we get to put impeachment back on the table?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (fwARV)


According to your Dad...no.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (d4ZzM)

61
MWR is back???? CELEBRATE!
http://tinyurl.com/k3gnwby

Posted by: guppy at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (xWW96)

62 Watch when giving work permit results in nearly no one wanting them because they raise the price of their labor and would get fired.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (FA3Z7)

63 I'd like to know why impeachment is off the table for this wannabe

dictator.

From last thread. Pass it around.

http://tinyurl.com/m4boe5a

No one in congress even needs to get off their asses to write anything.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (A6vWB)

64 Does the NFL Network normally carry his speeches?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (ZKzrr)



No. But scheduling it at the same time is distracting from football, and people are gonna be pissed about that. Not that it makes much difference.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (da5Wo)

65 This is Obama's secret pivot to the economy.

Hundreds of thousands of jobs coming soon for police, prison and emergency room personnel!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (1Y+hH)

66
I think Hillary's water just broke....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (NaV4z)

67 46 So when Obama just EO's himself into a third term, do we get to put impeachment back on the table?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile a

*snorts*

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (vPh3W)

68 Quickly now, everyone blame the Republicans for sucking because they aren't stopping this even though the next congress doesn't start until 2015.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (39g3+)

69 (I think the prediction is safe based on prior performance.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - We Blanked Out at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

70 Because it's hugely unpopular.

With our voters?

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:04 PM (evdj2)

71 Want to know why impeachment is off the table?



Because it's hugely unpopular.



Boo fuckin' hoo.



Time to stop fucking that chicken.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasouable at November 19, 2014 02:02 PM (FA3Z7)


And that's the problem. The popularity shouldn't matter. What Obammy is doing -- has done multiple times, actually -- is illegal. It's impeachable. Justice requires doing something that may be unpopular right now to avoid worse consequences in the future. If we stop doing what is right in favor of doing what is only popular, then we might as well pack up the truck and head for Bartertown.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (4df7R)

72 Can't wait to see what the (govt) cheese eating surrender monkeys we just handed the keys to Congress plan to do about it. /s

Posted by: Y-not, deluded hobbit at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (wlPue)

73 CNN BREAKING: President Obama will make executive action announcement in prime time address tomorrow

*******

Wait...I thought he was going to do it Friday in Vegas.


Maybe Sandoval getting 70% of the vote....made him chicken out.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (RJMhd)

74 I have this feeling that the announcement tomorrow will be of something that is akin to a 6-year-old, wearing a bath towel as a cape, climbing upon a picnic table and proclaiming his greatness.

This fits the profile of all of Barakus' other achievements ... it's just how Teh JEF rolls ...
Posted by: Arbalest at November 19, 2014 02:03 PM (FlRtG)



I would say no capes but for Our GodKing, I'll make an exception.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

75 well, if they are all going to come here, let's go there... in twenty years Mexico will be a paradise and the USA a 3rd world sh*t-hole.... and we won't let any friggin' progs into the New New United States

Posted by: MikeH at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (DNTer)

76 King? Emperor, you peasant!

Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (miAG4)

77 At this rate, I'm wondering exactly how lopsided the results in the Landrieu runoff will be.

Cassidy will already kick the shit out of her but a bunch of people will likely show up to vote for him just to give this asshole the finger.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (3rpCw)

78 >>Raise the minimum wage and increase the supply of labor.
What could possibly go wrong?

Don't forget them being added to Obamacare as well as every other entitlement available to US citizens.

Cloward, meet Piven, Piven, meet Cloward. Let's get this party started!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (ABcz/)

79 Quickly now, everyone blame the Republicans for sucking because they aren't stopping this even though the next congress doesn't start until 2015.

----

I think it is more a pre-emptive sucking.

Posted by: SH at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (gmeXX)

80 Bet you wanna impeach me, don't ya wingerz?

Go for it. Maybe you get lucky.

Do you feel lucky, punks?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (ZPrif)

81 Sorry, birthers warned you all.

King Obama doesn't have to follow any laws, including being actually legally eligible for POTUS.

Forged birth certificates, stolen social security, forged selective service card means King Obama is most likely an illegal alien himself.

All of you who didn't care about the Constitution being torn up over the natural born citizen clause can enjoy your new status as subjects to a 3rd world king.

Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (3+oi4)

82 I would say no capes but for Our GodKing, I'll make an exception.
Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (mf5HN)


How about a shroud. Would a shroud be OK?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (d4ZzM)

83 I call shotgun on the Bartertown truck.

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (/Ho8c)

84 "I'd like to know why impeachment is off the table for this wannabe dictator."

A whole host of reasons.
1) He's considered black and any attempt to impeach him would be condemned as racism, which everyone in modern society is terrified of being accused of.
2) The conventional wisdom is that impeachment is political suicide; people point to the 1996 election as if Bob Dole could have been elected against anyone.
3) President Biden.
etc

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:06 PM (39g3+)

85
8 PM Eastern? But Jeb Bush had planned to air his announcement of a run for President in 2016 then...

...it was to be called "The Love Vote"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 19, 2014 02:06 PM (/dvmK)

86 I'm watching my country being systematically destroyed. No one does a damned thing about it. At least 38% of the people are cool with it. I can't take anymore.

Posted by: despair at November 19, 2014 02:06 PM (dcY7v)

87 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (4df7R)

If govt ran based on what I think it should be run like I'd be happy. But it doesn't.

TL;DR: SMOD 2016

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:06 PM (FA3Z7)

88 We need more Bipartisanship!

Posted by: GOPe at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (J7NUM)

I agree!

Posted by: Chris Christie, voice of the people at November 19, 2014 02:06 PM (A6vWB)

89 Thursday Night Address on Immigration in Prime Time = "Big Bang Dreary"

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 19, 2014 02:06 PM (zllbf)

90
Besides the American people, notable losers from this political atrocity are hillary clinton an mary landroo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (q8I5f)

91 >>>As mentioned in the last thread this will celebrate one of Mexico's holidays.

Kind of like when the Episcopalians hosted a muzzy prayer service at the National Cathedral on the 100th anniversary of the fatwa that led to the massacre of the Armenians by our NATO allies.

Anniversaries only matter to wives and terrorists. Barky ain't no wife.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (RubNX)

92 Finally. Turning Texas blue

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (Z36SR)

93 donde esta Obamacare?

donde esta EBT?

gracias, gringos

Posted by: Unstoppable waves of illegal aliens at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (Tj+s6)

94 I imagine he looks more like this:

http://tinyurl.com/nupeuww

badgercatholic if you can believe it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (KK+mC)

95 President Asshole does this, it's time to break out the ammo that has been stockpiled. And I'm not fucking around.

By blatantly ignoring our Constitution, there are no laws on the books that have to be followed by anyone.

Hello Anarchy! (a/k/a fundamental transformation).

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (8GQ0X)

96 Hear that everyone?

That's the sound of John Boehner typing up a harshly worded letter to Obama right now.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (0LHZx)

97 Our Manchild President is *praying* for Republicans to start talking about impeachment.

You can call him a dictator, a tyrant, whatever. Just don't say the "I" word.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (FA3Z7)

98 We rethought the rebuttal, we have now selected Super Genius Paul Ryan to deliver our position.

Posted by: Squandering Power - I Am GOP at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (XzRw1)

99 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth


OMG...I just saw this.



New keyboard and monitor....

Posted by: EC at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)

100 Perhaps we wouldn't be here, or here as much, if a feckless GW Bush and Republican Congress had actually done their duty to enforce immigration laws. I remember Lee Rodgers (KSFO 560, S.F.) going nuts about the GOPe just letting in the illegals -- gotta keep those wages down, oh, and poor, unskilled, illiterate Hispanics will *naturally* vote Republican.... At least Alan Simpson eventually got a clue. We had 6 years to secure the border. It's not *all* Obama.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (oq1KH)

101 "Barack will be ready to rule from day one."

Posted by: teh Mooch at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (Qgr71)

102 Republicans should order the DOJ to enforce the law or be defunded and Holder impeached.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (u9gzs)

103 81 Sorry, birthers warned you all.

King Obama doesn't have to follow any laws, including being actually legally eligible for POTUS.

Forged birth certificates, stolen social security, forged selective service card means King Obama is most likely an illegal alien himself.

All of you who didn't care about the Constitution being torn up over the natural born citizen clause can enjoy your new status as subjects to a 3rd world king.

Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (3+oi4)



*pats on head*

That's very good, Johnny. Now back under the stairs with you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (da5Wo)

104 I, for one, welcome our new illiterate, innumerate, non-English speaking, corrupt, bird-shooting, contemptuous, racist, lawn-mowing overlords.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (0HooB)

105 3) President Biden.
etc

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:06 PM (39g3+)


That use to worry me, but not anymore. I'd take a drooling imbecile Biden over Barackus the First any day. At worst, he'd cause the Great Paste Shortage of 2015-2016.

Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (MT22W)

106 At least you didn't show a picture of Ivan the Terrible.

Posted by: Isophorone at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (THdRg)

107 Shut up, racists. It is time for your jobs as America's middle class to be outsourced to deserving foreigners who will do it for less and can be trusted to vote correctly. Sure, they may be culturally diverse, but they don't insist on any of that icky Xtianity and guns nonsense.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (FEHu4)

108 96 Hear that everyone?

That's the sound of John Boehner typing up a harshly worded letter to Obama right now.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

I suppose the tears blotted out several of the words.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (vPh3W)

109 Who gives a rip - no one will lift a finger to stop it, and at this point, we might as well accept that this country is nothing more than Tijuana north.

Get over it and start liking beans.

Posted by: Hose A He Mayonaise at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (/GgDU)

110
I would say no capes but for Our GodKing, I'll make an exception.

I got this.

Posted by: Jet Engine Intake at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (JtwS4)

111 Also, impeachment is like a 6 month circus that would consume all other work and obliterate attention drawn to anything else. And it would very likely - extremely likely with the US news media - turn Obama into the beloved and beleaguered underdog.

Impeachment is a non winner that absolutely never will happen. Not ever. Forget about it. Its like asking Santa Claus to show up in the Millenium Falcon to blow up Washington DC with a neutron bomb. Get real.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (39g3+)

112 See, George was nutso and surrounded by manipulative bastards who were doing the actual ruling.

Louis was a pompous prick who believed the world revolved around him.

Which of those fits the Occupant best?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (KK+mC)

113 America elected a new Congress, so Obama just elected a new America.

I can't express how angry I am.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (/4AZU)

114 Biden would be an improvement over Obola the #SCOAMF...

lazy stupid is ALWAYS preferable to active stupid

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (Vha1U)

115 It's Mexico's Revolution Day.

Official day is Nov. 20th, but schools' get the 3rd Monday off to celebrate. So that was the 17th.

But this whole Mexico's Revolution Day thing is just a coincidence.

*wink*

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (ZPrif)

116 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth
OMG...I just saw this. New keyboard and monitor....
Posted by: EC at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)


You should see the screenplay we wrote that explains it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (d4ZzM)

117 I guess this isn't the hill to die on either...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (fwARV)

118 Will Barry be commenting on the use of drug cocktails in the NFL? This man likes to stay on top of shit, Holmes!

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (dVmLD)

119 102 Republicans should order the DOJ to enforce the law or be defunded and Holder impeached.
Posted by: Vic

Self, do not drink Diet Pepsi and read posts at same time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (vPh3W)

120 Ready?

Set?

COMPROMISE

Posted by: Governor Chris 'gungrabber' Christie at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (Qgr71)

121 17 Jeff Sessions is the only Republican I will vote for for President.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (nFdGS)


I want Jim DeMint to run.

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (8GQ0X)

122 President Walker has just issued a statement saying he will dissolve all public sector unions by executive order tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (ttJ2z)

123 I do love this quote from President Obama just a few years ago:

"I am not the emperor of the United States; my job is to execute laws that are passed."
-President Obama

I guess he thinks he IS emperor now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:10 PM (39g3+)

124 Obama may finally be going too far. Amnesty is NOT popular, even among many average Democrats. Obama doing this now, right after being rejected in the election, and in a unilateral, illegal way could bring a lot more opposition than expected.

Posted by: Dave at November 19, 2014 02:10 PM (+vJK2)

125 100 Perhaps we wouldn't be here, or here as much, if a feckless GW Bush and Republican Congress had actually done their duty to enforce immigration laws. I remember Lee Rodgers (KSFO 560, S.F.) going nuts about the GOPe just letting in the illegals -- gotta keep those wages down, oh, and poor, unskilled, illiterate Hispanics will *naturally* vote Republican.... At least Alan Simpson eventually got a clue. We had 6 years to secure the border. It's not *all* Obama.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (oq1KH)

____

True.

We've had defacto amnesty for decades. Obama is just codifying reality.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:10 PM (0LHZx)

126 24 Posted by: SH at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (gmeXX)


He tipped his hand last night by Old Yellering Landrieu...

Were I a betting man I think the DC courts Reid just packed will grant CITIZAENSHIP by judicial fiat within 6 months....

say hello to 35 million newer better Americans....

and again...

sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, happiness

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:10 PM (/4AZU)

127 I wonder if there's some example from history where people who are ignored or mistreated by their leaders can respond in some way...?

Posted by: elaine at November 19, 2014 02:10 PM (Y0Piu)

128 There's only one reason to not impeach.

It doesn't do anything but raise Obama's stock.

He won't be convicted, we don't have the votes and still won't have the votes after the new congress comes in either.

He will get to play the race victim though. And, riots!

Democrats will have to impeach him if he is to be impeached.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (1Y+hH)

129 Impeachment is a non winner that absolutely never will happen. Not ever. Forget about it. Its like asking Santa Claus to show up in the Millenium Falcon to blow up Washington DC with a neutron bomb. Get real.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (39g3+)

Fuck, that's off the table too?!?! NOT THE HILL TO DIE ON

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (FA3Z7)

130 I want to know if Barackus Obamaus first of his name got this cleared with the empress?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (kQBSd)

131 Self, do not drink Diet Pepsi and read posts at same time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (vPh3W)


You can do that if you want.

You just have to wear a nasal deflector.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (d4ZzM)

132 100
Perhaps we wouldn't be here, or here as much, if a feckless GW Bush...

That sucker of the cock called me a racist last time he was hawking Path To Citizenship. Fuck him and his entire family.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (XzRw1)

133 You should see the screenplay we wrote that explains it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (d4ZzM)



Funny it was.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (mf5HN)

134 And guess what the Repubs are gonna do about it.....Jack Fucking Shit, that's what.

You bitches that voted for them got used again. Hope your ass isn't too sore.

Told you that getting an R Senate would change nothing.

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (x7J4N)

135 OT: I don't know why this surprises me. Tolerance at Berkeley.

http://tinyurl.com/kgp5n3u

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (XUKZU)

136 >>>America elected a new Congress, so Obama just elected a new America.

Fucking Brilliant.

That should be the top meme on the entire still-free internetz for the next month. Fill that series of tubes with this.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (RubNX)

137 Shit. Enjoy your illegal alien usurping POTUS. You deserve what he does to you.

Forged birth certificate. FACT

Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (3+oi4)

138 Surprising, he comments at the NYT article bemoaning that the beneficiaries of the largess of Obamas compassion will not receive health benefits are, surprisingly, very much anti-illegal immigration. I have doubted the many reports of LIV's and liberal turning on Obama we are always hearing but I really think this might be it. There is no upside of this for anybody and the downside becomes very obvious to everybody who's community has been over-run. I don't think Obama is aware if the shitstorm he about to unleash. Or he just doesn't care. The Dems will get hammered on this for years. If the country survives.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (1BQGO)

139 1) He's considered black and any attempt to impeach him would be
condemned as racism, which everyone in modern society is terrified of
being accused of.


People really need to stop worrying about trivialities and worry instead about their children.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (A6vWB)

140 So basically Friday all the DSS and DMV offices are going to be zoos.

Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (3ZtZW)

141 Fudge. Just fudge.

(honoring Ace's request)

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (vVMIQ)

142 "Obama may finally be going too far."

What, exactly, do you figure the consequences are?

But SFGoth is right, all this is doing is codifying what has in essence been US policy for years. Its been unofficial, but now its official, that's all that has changed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (39g3+)

143
yep just like the govt shutdown was hugely unpopular

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (q8I5f)

144 I don't do Facebook but there is a group there called
"Make Them Listen" which is organizing a protest against amnesty and illegal immigration on December 10th at 10.00 a.m in Washington D.C..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (RZlSA)

145 We have taxation without representation.

Illegals have representation without taxation.

Posted by: despair at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (dcY7v)

146 Told you that getting an R Senate would change nothing.
Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (x7J4N)


You do realize the D's still control the Senate, right?

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (FA3Z7)

147 You should see the screenplay we wrote that explains it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (d4ZzM)



Does it have the "Five Finger Exploding C%ntpunch Technique" in it?

Posted by: EC at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (GQ8sn)

148 illegal way could bring a lot more opposition than expected.
Posted by: Dave at November 19, 2014 02:10 PM (+vJK2)

Eeew harsh words and tough pronouncements.
Fucking democrats won't even help out Ms Piggy with Keystone. Think they are going to say anything differently to the Hispanics?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (vPh3W)

149 the look on those little immigrants faces when the whole system collapses and people start hunting them for food will be priceless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (KK+mC)

150 117 I guess this isn't the hill to die on either...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (fwARV)



There are no hills, just a field of slaughter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (da5Wo)

151 maybe Obama will do a George and Lurleen Wallace and have Moochelle run to take his place in 2016. Could backfire on him, as she might actually change the locks and keys to the Oval Office, but the result would be the same: shitty policy and Obama spending lots of time on the golf course.

On the bright side, think of the look on Hillary!s face when hears about that.

Posted by: mallfly at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (bJm7W)

152 Does it have the "Five Finger Exploding C%ntpunch Technique" in it? Posted by: EC at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (GQ8sn)

#NoSpoilers

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (d4ZzM)

153 "Told you that getting an R Senate would change nothing."

Right on cue. Basic civics classes used to be normal, but by the time I was in grade school in the 70s they'd gone by the wayside. Now we're reaping the benefits.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (39g3+)

154 141 Fudge. Just fudge.

(honoring Ace's request)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (vVMIQ)

Not after the great Reasonable Shaming of 2014. Never again.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (FA3Z7)

155

8:25 is Chiefs v Raiders

it won't interfere

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (IXrOn)

156 136 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (RubNX)

It's gaining steam on Twtter.

I called CW Cooke on his experience with it vis a vis Blair.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (/4AZU)

157
**taps chin**


hmmmmm....... Hector... is THAT you??..... you sneaky devil.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (NaV4z)

158 I don't do Facebook but there is a group there called
"Make Them Listen" which is organizing a protest against amnesty and illegal immigration on December 10th at 10.00 a.m in Washington D.C..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (RZlSA)


There is another group in DC called FYNQ. I believe that Barackus the First is the chairman or something.

Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (MT22W)

159 138 Surprising, he comments at the NYT article bemoaning that the beneficiaries of the largess of Obamas compassion will not receive health benefits are, surprisingly, very much anti-illegal immigration.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (1BQGO)

____

Well yeah it's an article linked from Drudge. Take the Drudge comments out and it would be 85% pro-illegal alien.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (0LHZx)

160 You wanna impeach me, don't you?

Go for it. Do it.

I dare you.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (ZPrif)

161 "You do realize the D's still control the Senate, right?"

He's on a roll...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (39g3+)

162 Also: Are our food production facilities going to go under in a fortnight becoz suddenly all the new "citizens" have to be on payroll?

Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (3ZtZW)

163 You do realize the D's still control the Senate, right?
Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (FA3Z7)


Shhhh, he's rolling.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (d4ZzM)

164 Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (3+oi4

I thought Mr. Cochran told you to go back under the stairwell?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (vPh3W)

165 To be honest, I think Boehner and McConnell will be doing a jig in their offices and handing out candy to the staff when Ogumbe announces this. It's what THEY'VE wanted all along too.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (4jDmb)

166
Cooke is Twitter Happy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (IXrOn)

167 Preznit Bumbles DeLaFuqstica

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (wtvvX)

168 You want George Washington...
You'd settle for George W. Bush...
You'll get George III...


... because you couldn't keep it.

Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (nlPax)

169
>>>And interrupting football to do so.

Objection. The Raiders don't qualify as football.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (9TK8E)

170 146 Told you that getting an R Senate would change nothing.
Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (x7J4N)


You do realize the D's still control the Senate, right?
Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:12 PM (FA3Z7)

_______

Yeah cuz when Mitch McConnell takes over he'll be super duper working hard to fight amnesty.

Get real.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (0LHZx)

171 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth

OMG...I just saw this. New keyboard and monitor....

Posted by: EC at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (GQ8sn)



You should see the screenplay we wrote that explains it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:09 PM (d4ZzM)p

I was not the one who suggested the Jell-O wrestling death match with Amanda Marcotte. I'm just coming right out and saying that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (4df7R)

172 It's not just codifying it


He is making voters.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (Z36SR)

173 There are no hills, just a field of slaughter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (da5Wo)


Moo.

Posted by: American voters at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (MT22W)

174 You bitches that voted for them got used again. Hope your ass isn't too sore.

Told you that getting an R Senate would change nothing


Of course you did, bless your heart.


RON PAUL!!

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (evdj2)

175 Meremortal ...


... at this point, I consider Riots a feature - not a bug. Would like to do a little rioting myself.


I have no idea how to start a rebellion - but I'm absolutely certain I know how to join one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (+jsVQ)

176 Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (3+oi4)


Dammit. Where do we store the Clozapine now?

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (da5Wo)

177 You do realize the D's still control the Senate, right?

Yo don't seriously think anything will be done to stop this in January, do you?

You must like what the R's do in your mouth.

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (x7J4N)

178 And that group (Make them Listen? is suggesting that everyone contact Boehner's office today (I know! I know!) to let them know you are not pleased. This was sent as toll free number but I don't know if it's accurate

888-995-2106

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (RZlSA)

179 Right on cue. Basic civics classes used to be normal, but by the time I was in grade school in the 70s they'd gone by the wayside. Now we're reaping the benefits.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:13 PM (39g3+)


Dude, basic civics? Pffffft.

Were you here for the morning thread where some rocket scientist thought that state governors could issue pardons and refusals to extradite if their citizens violate federal law?

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (d4ZzM)

180 165 To be honest, I think Boehner and McConnell will be doing a jig in their offices and handing out candy to the staff when Ogumbe announces this. It's what THEY'VE wanted all along too.
Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 02:14 PM (4jDmb)

______

Yep. They get amnesty without actually having to vote for amnesty. They can pretend they're mad as hell so they make the base happy and the Chamber of Commerce is happy as well.

Win win for those two assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (0LHZx)

181 Impeachment is a non winner that absolutely never
will happen. Not ever. Forget about it. Its like asking Santa Claus to
show up in the Millenium Falcon to blow up Washington DC with a neutron
bomb. Get real.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (39g3+)



Fuck, that's off the table too?!?! NOT THE HILL TO DIE ON

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (FA3Z7)

Is it?
If Russia or Iran nuked DC tomorrow, I'd find it hard to muster much outrage.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (A6vWB)

182 anyway, Steiner's assault will deal with that.

Posted by: mallfly at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (bJm7W)

183 You want George Washington...
You'd settle for George W. Bush...
You'll get George III...


... because you couldn't keep it.

Posted by: zombie Ben Franklin at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (nlPax)

----

Im stealing that....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (NaV4z)

184 A Republic, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (w3a0Z)

185 As mentioned in the last thread this will celebrate one of Mexico's holidays.

********

So that's it.


I thought maybe he was trying to eclipse The Gruber.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (RJMhd)

186 Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:05 PM (3+oi4)



"Birthers" were an almagamation of various beliefs and theories, and not all of them are right.


The theory that Barack was born in Kenya has been mostly debunked, but the theory that he CLAIMED to have been born in Kenya has been proven by none other than Breitbart's website.


The dispute regarding the meaning of "natural born citizen" is resolved in the minds of most of the legal system, but they are very likely wrong and the Birthers are very likely right about this. (have found quite a lot of compelling evidence supporting the Birther position on this.)


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (txvbW)

187 I was not the one who suggested the Jell-O wrestling death match with Amanda Marcotte. I'm just coming right out and saying that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (4df7R)


Thanks. My lunch is now attempting to swim upstream.

Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (MT22W)

188 "Also, impeachment is like a 6 month circus that would consume all other work and obliterate attention drawn to anything else."

God forbid we interfere with rubber-stamping the Dictator's agenda for the next year. Surely we can forgive him getting ahead of Boehner's surrender this one time. /s

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (pYEaj)

189 Dammit. Where do we store the Clozapine now?
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:15 PM (da5Wo)


Top shelf. To the right of the Thorazine and in front of the Lithium.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (d4ZzM)

190 "Tune in at 8PM Eastern!"

Just to rub it in, he'll kill and eat a baby on live TV. And no one will object.

Posted by: despair at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (dcY7v)

191 Impeachment of the first black president would start a race war that would make Fergeson look like a family picnic. With 90% of the black community Obama is the man he can do no wrong. There would be riots the likes that this country has never seen before.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (kQBSd)

192 It's so easy , wingnuts.


Government Shutdown? - Unpopular

Impeachment? - Unpopular

Repeal Obamacare - Unpopular

Pass a Budget - Unpopular

Resist Obama and the Democrats Even Slightly - Unpopular

Government Giveaways and Welfare - Popular

Watch Dancing With The Stars - Popular


See how this works?

Posted by: GOP /e at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (Qgr71)

193 Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke 9m
I also hope that the Republican party has thought about which of its many Hispanic members it is going to use to announce its opposition.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (ZPrif)

194 >>>I dare you.

Funny thing would be if the GOP actually got up off their hind legs and did it then Obama just meekly said OK and gave up.

Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (3ZtZW)

195 177 You do realize the D's still control the Senate, right?

Yo don't seriously think anything will be done to stop this in January, do you?

You must like what the R's do in your mouth.
Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (x7J4N)

Normal reaction to being wrong, I know. I'll help you move the goalposts next time! Must be tiring work.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (FA3Z7)

196 Impeachment may not be popular. And it may fail miserably.

But it has come to the point that it MUST be done. For the sake of honor.

Optimism is cowardice.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (V70Uh)

197 Were you here for the morning thread where some rocket scientist thought that state governors could issue pardons and refusals to extradite if their citizens violate federal law?

Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:16 PM (d4ZzM)



Tell me you're kidding.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (da5Wo)

198
Is it?
If Russia or Iran nuked DC tomorrow, I'd find it hard to muster much outrage.
Posted by: Methos

The next generation of interior designers would move in.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (vPh3W)

199 We had 6 years to secure the border. It's not *all* Obama.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (oq1KH)



Agree. Our side has enabled this lawlessness too.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (txvbW)

200 For fuck's sake, impeachment won't happen. You need 67 senate votes to impeach. It ain't happening. Never. Never ever never. There's a better chance of me getting elected president in 2016 than of Obama getting thrown out of office.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (0LHZx)

201 Dammit. Where do we store the Clozapine now?

The darts are in the safe.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (evdj2)

202 I wonder who is going to be tagged with telling us what Obama really meant after he says it.

Or haven't they got a strategy for this yet? Since the off-the-cuff shit always has to go through a series of perturbations before they finally settle on a meme, making Obama look even more the fool than normal, one would think they would start pre-planning for the inevitable.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (BZAd3)

203
There is, in fact, a screenplay.


MWR: Vaginassassin.

*scene opens on they stereotypical dark/stormy night*

MWR voiceover: "I'm not blatant with my hatred. I'm not even subtle. I'm straight-up invisible with that shit. Knowledge is power, and I want my enemies as weak as possible. They call me 'traitor' and a 'gender criminal' because I don't vote with my snatch. What they miss is that I vote with my brain. Women, they claim, can be distilled down to their vaginas. They're nothing more than lumps of meat and blood holding up a voting, benefit-taking, drain on society pussy. The one thing a vagina is actually for - childbirth - is the one thing they actually oppose me doing. I've taken it for years with nothing more than hateful stares and internet rants. That was enough for awhile. It was a decent way to vent. Not anymore. Tonight, my transition will be completed. I'll move from MWR, innocent flower of virtue to..."

*score swells, lightning flashes, camera pans to an obviously-liberal co-ed's room*MWR voiceover:"... MWR, Vaginassain."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (fwARV)

204 I love it. Liar King Obama wants to absolutely decimate this country and you are on his side.

FACT: Forged Birth Certificate.

It's like talking to Obama supporters. I'm laughing my ass off. You are defending Obama destroying your own house.

Dumbshits

Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (3+oi4)

205 Mad King Barack

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (7ObY1)

206 People really need to stop worrying about trivialities and worry instead about their children.

We've already got the "polar bear game" and other assorted racially-motivated violence. Reaction to impeaching SCOAMF will make Ferguson look like a Sunday School picnic.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (ZKzrr)

207 Right on cue. Basic civics classes used to be normal,

Aw gee, genius....you mean you are buying that there is Nothing oh Nothing that a minority in the Senate and a MAJORITY in the House could do via funding between now and Dec 11.

You are a fool.

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (x7J4N)

208 Perino and the rest of the Fox blathering heads just had a group orgasm.

Juan will clean up the mess.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (XzRw1)

209 "Were you here for the morning thread where some rocket scientist thought that state governors could issue pardons and refusals to extradite if their citizens violate federal law? "

Uh, it's called sanctuary cities. DUH.

Posted by: People's Republic of California at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (pYEaj)

210 Top shelf. To the right of the Thorazine and in front of the Lithium.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (d4ZzM)


*looks*

Which bottle is....? You know what, nevermind. One from each!

I'm gonna need a couple Rons help. Two to hold him down and one to pry his mouth open. Watch your fingers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (da5Wo)

211 Hey, America, go fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (ZPrif)

212 Tell me you're kidding.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (da5Wo)


Not kidding.

AoSHQ is beginning to become the home of the LIV, Conservative Edition.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (d4ZzM)

213 I am interested in listening to whoever cheers this on at work the day after.

/scribbling notes

Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (3ZtZW)

214 President Cruz announces that he will no longer enforce the tax code.

Posted by: --- at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (MMC8r)

215 There would be riots the likes that this country has never seen before.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:17

There's some things that gnaw on a man worse than death.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (vPh3W)

216 6 I'd like to know why impeachment is off the table for this wannabe
dictator.



Because the Republicans do not hold 2/3rds of the Senate.

I'll keep explaining this as long as people keep asking.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (7ObY1)

217
It's not just Amnesty.

It's an open invitation to ALL who want to live for free in the USA...including a plane ticket to come here.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (q8I5f)

218 Are we expected to throw tacos into Boston Harbor now or something?

Posted by: Howard Hawks at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (XO6WW)

219 Cheap labor. Winning.

Posted by: GOP Big Money Donors at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (Tj+s6)

220
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 02:19 PM (ZKzrr)

See 191

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (kQBSd)

221 Top shelf. To the right of the Thorazine and in front of the Lithium.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (d4ZzM)



*big eyes*

*big watery eyes*

No. No, it's fine.

*sniffle*

Really. It is.

*sniffle*

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (mf5HN)

222 Impeachment of the first black president would start a race war that
would make Fergeson look like a family picnic. With 90% of the black
community Obama is the man he can do no wrong. There would be riots the
likes that this country has never seen before.


So what?

Is that more or less important than putting a stop to obama?

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (A6vWB)

223 I'm laughing my ass off.

It definitely comes through in your little fists of fury pounding the keyboard.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (evdj2)

224
That's very good, Johnny. Now back under the stairs with you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (da5Wo)


You can make light of this issue, but the points he brings up are valid.


Obama would NOT QUALIFY as a "natural born citizen" under the meaning of that term in 1787.


It is also unclear whether he was really born in Hawaii or not, because Hawaii will not definitively say so and because Hawaii will give out birth certificates to the children of residents even if they are not actually born in Hawaii.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (txvbW)

225 a-hole

Posted by: eureka! at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (Zbknu)

226 Viva la Raza, bitchez!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (ZPrif)

227 128 There's only one reason to not impeach.

It doesn't do anything but raise Obama's stock.

He won't be convicted, we don't have the votes and still won't have the votes after the new congress comes in either.

He will get to play the race victim though. And, riots!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (1Y+hH)



I've been thinking that is one reason why he's been stoking racial animosity since he took office: It's another form of impeachment insurance.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (zoehZ)

228 Because the Republicans do not hold 2/3rds of the Senate.

I'll keep explaining this as long as people keep asking.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (7ObY1)



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:21 PM (da5Wo)

229 Impeachment of the first black president would start a race war that would make Fergeson look like a family picnic. With 90% of the black community Obama is the man he can do no wrong. There would be riots the likes that this country has never seen before.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:17 PM (kQBSd)


Hmmmm ::: taps chin ::::

Would sorta cut deeply into the raw vote totals of Dems nationwide then, right? Maybe even affecting the Electoral College?

Hmmmm.

You haven't copyrighted this idea yet, have you?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (d4ZzM)

230 216 6 I'd like to know why impeachment is off the table for this wannabe
dictator.



Because the Republicans do not hold 2/3rds of the Senate.

I'll keep explaining this as long as people keep asking.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 02:20 PM (7ObY1)

_____

Even if Republicans did have 67 senators, you know very well the McCains/Grahams would vote no.

It's a fucking fantasy that people need to put away. It is never going to happen. Period.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (0LHZx)

231 Cruz says no confirmation of anyone, no cash

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (Z36SR)

232 Yep. They get amnesty without actually having to vote for amnesty. They
can pretend they're mad as hell so they make the base happy and the
Chamber of Commerce is happy as well.

THIS exactly

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (x7J4N)

233 197 Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:18 PM (da5Wo)

Why would he be kidding?

I may work at hard at posting cryptic bullshit but I know my Ps and Qs.

I gave up a lifetime of history scholarship and civics scholarship that won awards in Ohio because the overt goal of the National Education Assoc was to turn out ignorant Birth citizens who couldn't ever pass a US citizenship test Cochran.

Yes I am an asshole, yes I am not one of the cool moderate kids, but I did not become the addled dickhead you see by accident.

I called this shit in the early 90s.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (/4AZU)

234 While I agree with HoboJerk that there's nothing the R-controlled Congress can actually do until January, what I object to is that they aren't even threatening THAT. "If you do this, Obama, we will do X, Y, and Z. We will do it. We will zero out the budget for (insert beloved tax leech programs 1-10), and we will cut off your g-ddamn paycheck. If you refuse to do the job of the president, then you should not be paid the salary of the President. FYNQ."


Do SOMETHING. Stop laying back and thinking of England when you've got the g-ddamn pimp hand thanks to the elections that happened LESS THAN THREE WEEKS AGO.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (4df7R)

235 I was thinking I might retire in Panama or Costa Rica.

But now, I don't have to. It's coming to me! Thanks Obama!

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (FB3ik)

236 Were you here for the morning thread where some rocket scientist thought that state governors could issue pardons and refusals to extradite if their citizens violate federal law?

-
Yeah, well, what kind of shirt did he have on?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (XUKZU)

237
The one thing a vagina is actually for - childbirth

Beg to differ there, pal.

Posted by: The Old In-Out In-Out at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (JtwS4)

238 A Bill Of Attainder On You!

Posted by: Birthers Kin Rite at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (MMC8r)

239 So what do you suggest the average person do to express their displeasure, Moo Moo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (RZlSA)

240 Ted Cruz vowing to block every single Obama appointment for everything outside of national security until Obama's Exec Action is removed.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (ZPrif)

241 All those black voters voting for TFG are gonna be pissed.

Who says once you've voted black you never go back? Trust me peeps it ain't the color of his skin that makes him a dangerous asshole.

Should I denounce myself or not?

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (zPNX5)

242 124 Obama may finally be going too far. Amnesty is NOT popular, even among many average Democrats. Obama doing this now, right after being rejected in the election, and in a unilateral, illegal way could bring a lot more opposition than expected.

Posted by: Dave at November 19, 2014 02:10 PM (+vJK2)



This is what i'm hoping. This might actually be the bridge too far that will force enough Democrats to face the facts of his illegal actions and persuade them to vote for impeachment.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (txvbW)

243 Edwin Chemerinsky, lib Dean of UC Irvine law school, put out a defense of Emperor Barack I today saying "all Presidents make decisions not to prosecute under laws", but he conflates "prosecutorial discretion in the occasional instance" with "creating a whole new broad-based exception to the law, affecting millions of people".

Driving a truck through a pinhole. Typical lawyer bullshit. And, meanwhile, the Revolutionary War is tuning up for Part Deux.

Posted by: MTF at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (LISuA)

244
Would sorta cut deeply into the raw vote totals of Dems nationwide then, right?


Come on you know the dead vote Dem.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (kQBSd)

245 I spoke with someone today about the possibility of a job in Ireland. Kind of out of the blue this recruiter found me. At first I thought, nah, too much of a hassle to move.

But thinking about it more and more......this country is turning into a 3rd world cesspool so quickly, it might not be a bad idea to check out some alternatives.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (0LHZx)

246
Even if Impeachment is "off the table" or extremely unlikely, from a strategic political standpoint it's STUPID to say so publicly. The threat of Impeachment is a tool that can be effective, if the GOP is intelligent and has balls enough to use it....

Okay, I just saw the flaw in this plan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (TIIx5)

247
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (/4AZU)


Pffft. Ohio's not even a real state.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (fwARV)

248 Do SOMETHING. Stop laying back and thinking of England when you've got the g-ddamn pimp hand thanks to the elections that happened LESS THAN THREE WEEKS AGO.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (4df7R)



Dude. That was before Mrs. West broke the internet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (mf5HN)

249
Gawd...... it's like I dont even know you people.


"I saw Vaginassassin open for Pussy Riot in St Petersburg in 2010."

Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (NaV4z)

250
Just in case there is anybody here from left of center to the far right that doesn't think he is purposely trying to destroy this country....

You're a damn idiot.


This guy doesn't care about Mexicans or S.A.'s. He is trying to screw you citizen of non-muslim racist country.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (1nB6R)

251 I'll help you move the goalposts next time!

Why don't you first remove the taste from your mouth? Your breath stinks from the guzzling........

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (x7J4N)

252 Didn't this "new" Senate just re-elect Mitch?


And now this "new" Senate leader is threatening to remove the ONLY Senator (Sessions), who btw is the ONLY Senator expressing a willingness to fight Obama on illegals using the budget.


So Mitch took impeachment off the table, and now he is signaling NO fight at all.


We don't need a civics class to understand what is going on here.


Posted by: pam at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (cgrL5)

253 Pffft. Ohio's not even a real state.

I believe it's #54, after West Dakota.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (evdj2)

254 u mad, bro?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (ZPrif)

255 239 So what do you suggest the average person do to express their displeasure, Moo Moo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (RZlSA)

____

Unfortunately there isn't anything that can be done. We can rant about it online, but realistically speaking, there's nothing else.

I wish there were.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (0LHZx)

256 239 So what do you suggest the average person do to express their displeasure, Moo Moo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

My guess is tougher control, free abortions and jail the social cons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (vPh3W)

257 Because the news is pretty much uniformly shit, I'd like to change the subject by offering the following gift to the Horde;

http://goo.gl/v5fFrV

Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (MT22W)

258 gun control

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (vPh3W)

259
Trust me peeps it ain't the color of his skin that makes him a dangerous asshole.


But it's the color of his skin that keeps him in power.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (kQBSd)

260 237,

Sorry, love, no time for that. I'm just here to read the meter.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (3rpCw)

261 I hope that all of Sheila Jackson Lees constituents relie that she has thrown them out in favor of a new demographic

Charlie Rangel knows his days are numbered. So are hers

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (Z36SR)

262 A lot of folks are asking us why impeachment is off the table.

Well, the reason is really quite simple.

As it is, there's just not enough room on the table as it is for the bourbon, glasses and ice bucket. And just where are we supposed to put the coasters?

Posted by: John Boehner at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (sH832)

263 Matt Lewis @mattklewis
Obama 'Trolls' The Right; Divides Nation
http://t.co/ZL9iZPfibH
via @DailyCaller

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (ZPrif)

264 247 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:24 PM (fwARV)

We had our Hopium Prototypes who jerked off to becoming New Detroit in my neck of the woods, how'd that work out?

I'd like to extend a special thanks to the "your move Mr. Cruz" caucus for empowering this asshole....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (/4AZU)

265 Because the Republicans do not hold 2/3rds of the Senate.

--

What is the total of Republican Senators, Dem Senators up for reelection in 2016 in states obama lost? If that's bigger than 67, it's time to party.

If not, add in the states where he won, but it was close.

Oh, and start running polls on those dems.

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (A6vWB)

266 Our suburban neighborhoods are going to get a whole new look over the coming years with all the ironwork and walls around each house.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (l3vZN)

267 Our suburban neighborhoods are going to get a whole new look over the coming years with all the ironwork and walls around each house.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (l3vZN)

268 Our suburban neighborhoods are going to get a whole new look over the coming years with all the ironwork and walls around each house.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (l3vZN)

269 I hope the Ferguson Grand Jury releases findings one minute before his address to the nation.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (dMEBN)

270 You know the alternative to lawful removal of a dictator is assassination, right?

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (pYEaj)

271 One day soon, people are going to start referring to Obama as SCOAMT. out of hand.

Alan Colmes, "I'm sorry, Megyn... I'm unfamiliar with the term SCOAMT."

Megyn Kelly, "Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Traitor, Alan. It's in common usage now. Jesus, Alan, Gruber was right! You fucking libs are stupid."

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (BZAd3)

272
My guess is tougher control, free abortions and jail the social cons.


Don't forget the drugs and gayz.

Posted by: Birthers Kin Rite at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (MMC8r)

273 The Triple Lindy!

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (evdj2)

274 Because the news is pretty much uniformly shit, I'd like to change the subject by offering the following gift to the Horde;

http://goo.gl/v5fFrV
Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (MT22W)



*moves you down The List*

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (mf5HN)

275
Forged birth certificate. FACT

Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:11 PM (3+oi4)


Not necessarily. I have long suggested the theory that the document is a legal forgery created by the Department of Health in Hawaii.


There is evidence that Obama has been adopted at least once and possibly twice and the normal procedure in an adoption is to create a realistic but fake birth certificate resembling the original.


I suspect that the document released (which is an obvious mashup) is the document which the Hawaii Department of Health created per court order in the aftermath of an adoption (or reassertion of paternity) proceeding.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (txvbW)

276 Looks like Obama is doing to us what Cosby does to his dates.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (P//TQ)

277 Dang! We're overwhelmed.

Posted by: LOcal Militia Recruitment Office at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (XzRw1)

278
My girlfriends name is Impeachment . . . weird huh.....

Posted by: Manti Te'o at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (NaV4z)

279 He must be stopped. I haven't heard a word from McConnell & tried calling but machine didn't give me option to hold!

Boehner, according to TWS has put together 22 quotes from TFG where he's said he can't do this alone!

Rush said Jeff Sessions is only one fighting for US and the GOPe is going to take away Finance Committee Chairmanship!

Mitch phone 202 224 2541. Try calling that limp ( use your imagination)

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (sj3Ax)

280 Its like asking Santa Claus to show up in the Millenium Falcon to blow up Washington DC with a neutron bomb. Get real.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:08 PM (39g3+)

Daaaaaamn! Now that's a plan I can get behind.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (znT2j)

281 261 I hope that all of Sheila Jackson Lees constituents relie that she has thrown them out in favor of a new demographic

Charlie Rangel knows his days are numbered. So are hers
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (Z36SR)

_____

I hear this line of reasoning and it makes no sense. The left has done a great job of creating an us vs them mentality. But they beauty of it is the us is everyone who isn't a rich old white man. So blacks and Latinos are perfectly fine being part of the us together. As long as evil rich white people get fucked, it's all good.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (0LHZx)

282 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (0LHZx)

So everybody should just roll over and play dead?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (RZlSA)

283 Oh, so you believe King Obama? Wow, now that's stupid.





Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (3+oi4)

284 They have already agreed no shut down


There will never be a impeachment

A lawsuit will take years to resolve


So who thinks they will use the power of the purse and refusal to confirm nominations

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (Z36SR)

285 AND, as a commenter said in the last thread, Baraka's announcement in Vegas would be the perfect time to make the GJ verdict in Ferguson. Watch for it. Then watch the news networks implode.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (4jDmb)

286 Charlie Rangel knows his days are numbered. So are hers
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:26 PM (Z36SR)

Cholly's a Dominican so he's golden.

Besides he can just go retire on his estate there that he pays no rent on or taxes or anything.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (KK+mC)

287 266,

I'm thinking of a compound similar to the one in The Road Warrior, myself, with the oil well and refinery in it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (3rpCw)

288 -
57 The only reason he will not be impeached is that he is BLACK.
###



That and the GOP is yellow.

Posted by: Prezy Barack O'Gruber at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (aSKRB)

289 Boehner, according to TWS has put together 22 quotes from TFG where he's said he can't do this alone!

____

OH MY GOD!!

22?

Well fuck that's it, I'm calling the whole thing off.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:29 PM (0LHZx)

290 Looks like Obama is doing to us what Cosby does to his dates.

I'm really tired of waking up only to see Obama standing over me sweating and leering and fumbling with his belt buckle.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 19, 2014 02:29 PM (sH832)

291 I hear this line of reasoning and it makes no sense.
The left has done a great job of creating an us vs them mentality. But
they beauty of it is the us is everyone who isn't a rich old white man.
So blacks and Latinos are perfectly fine being part of the us together.
As long as evil rich white people get fucked, it's all good.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (0LHZx)

No. No they aren't.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:29 PM (4df7R)

292 Well it appears the Let it Burn advocates are going to get their wish. And I just made a major breakthrough in my golf game to get me to scratch. My timing sucks.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 19, 2014 02:30 PM (yshTX)

293 Moo Moo,

You need half of the House to impeach. You need 67 senate votes to remove him from office.

Not so subtle difference.

Bill Clinton WAS impeached. He was NOT removed from office.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 02:30 PM (V70Uh)

294
So who thinks they will use the power of the purse and refusal to confirm nominations
Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM
(Z36SR)

Oh, oh, oh, raises hand in back of class, NO ONE.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:30 PM (vPh3W)

295 SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN NOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:30 PM (nzKvP)

296
I suspect that the document released (which is an obvious mashup) is the document which the Hawaii Department of Health created per court order in the aftermath of an adoption (or reassertion of paternity) proceeding.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (txvbW)

You know, I never fail to be amazed at the thousands of people willing to be absolutely silent on this issue, forgoing hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of dollars of book deals, exclusive rights et al. in order to protect Obama from this.

It's just like that whole 9/11 conspiracy. The way the government was able to get all those people to lie about what they saw, and to keep them lying so many years later...

Amazeballs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (fwARV)

297 You know how in baseball when the manager is thrown out, often they stand in the tunnel leading to the locker room and keep managing anyway? That's how I see a President Biden working out. He's too dimwitted and incompetent to do anything but make idiotic and humiliating speeches, but behind the scenes nothing would change.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (39g3+)

298 Humogus/Toady'16: Let's end this horror.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (evdj2)

299 Looks like Obama is doing to us what Cosby does to his dates.


Nah. Cosby allegedly drugged the women he allegedly raped. Obammy's making sure we're all wide awake as he fucks us.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (4df7R)

300 >>I'm really tired of waking up only to see Obama standing over me sweating and leering and fumbling with his belt buckle.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (ABcz/)

301 I'm with you, wingnuts!

Stop, Amnesty Now!
Stop, Amnesty Now!
Stop, Amnesty Now!



*giggle*

Posted by: Mitch McConnell : now with miracle ingredient Moderate Mandatium at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (Qgr71)

302 282 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (0LHZx)

So everybody should just roll over and play dead?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (RZlSA)

____

Come on, man don't do that. I'm as angry as you are over it. But I realize there's jack shit that can be done about it. The GOP said the day after the election they won't shut down the govt. That is the only way that they could have maybe stopped Obama.

So the GOP won't stop him. Who else will?

You might as well say that you're playing dead because you can't stop a tornado or a hurricane. Yeah some things you just can't stop. Obama's amnesty is one of them.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (0LHZx)

303 Bill Clinton WAS impeached. He was NOT removed from office.

DING DING DING!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (sH832)

304 I'm really tired of waking up only to see Obama standing over me sweating and leering and fumbling with his belt buckle.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 19, 2014 02:29 PM (sH832)
----

So.... you're face up??? Interesting....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (NaV4z)

305 See 191

Posted by: wrg500.


Yeah, sorry. This annoying scrunt was bothing me about work while I was trying to post. O.o

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (ZKzrr)

306
You need half of the House to impeach. You need 67 senate votes to remove him from office.

And the benefit of a futile impeachment is?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (JtwS4)

307
Even if Republicans did have 67 senators, you know very well the McCains/Grahams would vote no.

It's a fucking fantasy that people need to put away. It is never going to happen. Period.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:22 PM (0LHZx)


I agree that many on our side would stab us in the back. I disagree that we shouldn't do it.



You ought to do what is right even when it is not popular.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (txvbW)

308 gun control



Use 2 hands, breath, squeeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (07lgx)

309 Even if Impeachment is "off the table" or extremely unlikely, from a
strategic political standpoint it's STUPID to say so publicly. The
threat of Impeachment is a tool that can be effective, if the GOP is
intelligent and has balls enough to use it....


Perversely, their insistence on taking it off the table may give obama the courage necessary to do enough that it is required (by public pressure, abviously in a nation of laws he would have been tried and imprisoned after his first year).

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (A6vWB)

310 Moo moo you are wrong

Hispanics re going to chose a hispanic representative over a black one if given the choice

It nearly did in Charlie Rangel last time. It will next time. Same with shejack

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (Z36SR)

311 " Looks like Obama is doing to us what Cosby does to his dates. "


At least they got a nice dinner before hand. We don't even get that.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (0LHZx)

312 Yup. This is the move of a centrist moderate. Just like they told us.

Posted by: --- at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (MMC8r)

313 I don't think Obama is aware if the shitstorm he about to unleash. Or he just doesn't care. The Dems will get hammered on this for years. If the country survives.
Posted by: George Orwell

He dosen't have to care. He and his circle are insulated. He's never running for anything again andhe and they wish to shift the Overton Window permanently to the left. This will aid that. he doesn't need the black vote anymore, and if asked, will note that new government jobs will open up to accomodate the new wave of graft. This is the same group that cheered on a serial rapist, the same ones who announced on the floor of the US Senate that "the war is lost". The same ones ignoring race baiting and class hatred.

Remaining dems are facing the diminuation of the black vote; they'll now pander to this new voting block, much like Tamany hall pandered to and controlled immigrants arriving in new York harbor.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (Spluw)

314 You know, I never fail to be amazed at the thousands of people willing to be absolutely silent on this issue, forgoing hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of dollars of book deals, exclusive rights et al. in order to protect Obama from this.

It's just like that whole 9/11 conspiracy. The way the government was able to get all those people to lie about what they saw, and to keep them lying so many years later...

Amazeballs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (fwARV)



Asshole, you owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (da5Wo)

315 We cannot allow this this to stand, fellow Republicans!

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (evdj2)

316 "So blacks and Latinos are perfectly fine being part of the us together. "

I'm going to go out on a limb her and say you didn't go to a minority majority high school.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (BPMYx)

317 261 I hope that all of Sheila Jackson Lees constituents relie that she has thrown them out in favor of a new demographic


Frankly, I don't believe they're intelligent enough to figure that out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (oKE6c)

318 293,

He may not be getting removed but there a bunch of ways to twist his nuts if Boehner and McConnell had the huevos for it.

Problem is that the Wonder Twins are writing off all their possible weapons from the start.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (3rpCw)

319
So blacks and Latinos are perfectly fine being part of the us together. As long as evil rich white people get fucked, it's all good.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:28 PM (0LHZx)







In fact, there's quite a bit of animosity between the Hispanic and Black communities nationwide. They are NOT natural allies, as they're essentially competing for the same neighborhoods, govt handouts, political power etc. The MFM doesn't talk about it, but it's there and simmering.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2014 02:33 PM (TIIx5)

320 Time to realize civil disobedience is about the only way to put a stop to these idiots?

They're not playing by the same rules. They're counting on people to just whine about what they are doing.

There is some chance that the "Repubicans" are just laying wait for the death knell of the dhimmicrats is complete. ROFLMAO

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 19, 2014 02:33 PM (zPNX5)

321 240 Ted Cruz vowing to block every single Obama appointment for everything outside of national security until Obama's Exec Action is removed.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:23 PM (ZPrif)



And this is how a leader behaves. He fights even when he knows the odds are against him.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:33 PM (txvbW)

322 P.S. Princess Running Joke will be better placed to whore herself out to this new reality than Hilary. Bill could, in his prime; but that isn't the current scenario.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (Spluw)

323 Unfortunately there isn't anything that can be done. We can rant about
it online, but realistically speaking, there's nothing else.


You cowards deserve this.

Posted by: George Washington who would crawl into a grave out of shame if he weren't already dead at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (A6vWB)

324 I was going out to target shoot later today. I think I'll just save that ammo.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (XzRw1)

325 112 Yes.

Posted by: Howard Hawks at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (XO6WW)

326 My guess is tougher control, free abortions and jail the social cons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:25 PM (vPh3W)


We could also have another $1T stimulus package and introduce a carbon tax.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (4jDmb)

327 LAT re Compton: "A Latino gang is intimidating blacks into leaving the city that was
once an African American enclave. It's part of a violent trend seen in
other parts of the L.A. area."


link in nic

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (oKE6c)

328 As for the birth certificate: the time for that to matter passed in 2012. Even if absolute, incotrovertable proof surfaced and President Obama showed up naked at a press conference masturbating with the original constitution admitting he's not even a US citizen, he WILL NOT BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE. Just drop it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (39g3+)

329 Let 6 million Americans show up at The Mall with their 2nd amendment right.

Bring food and tents too. Don't leave until both Barky and Biden (hey, a new sit-com) resign.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (V70Uh)

330
Asshole, you owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (da5Wo)

I think I can find one here somewhere.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (fwARV)

331 297,

I see Biden going Lou Pinella, getting in the face of Republicans and throwing bases at them.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (3rpCw)

332 29 Rush had an idea.
Obama grants five million border jumpers deferred deportation. Those five million then become eligible to bring their family to the US to 'keep families together', and the US will fly them here.
____________________________

Rush is kidding himself if he thinks Obama's illegal amnesty will only affect "5 million" illegals. That's the number the media is throwing around, probably on orders from the White House, to try and soothe the fears of "stupid" Americans.

Think it's a coincidence that the Obama administration recently put out a bid for the printing of 34 MILLION new green cards?

As for "deferred deportation" (i.e. no deportation), that has been going on since Obama took office. He refuses to deport over 95% of all illegal aliens ICE takes into custody. They just release them back into the U.S. -- even if they're violent criminal illegal aliens.

Obama's "new and improved" amnesty will have some phony baloney "requirement" that the illegal submit proof that they have lived in the U.S. for a certain number of years. That is -- and always will be -- a joke (a joke that the illegals are in on). There will never be any effort by the administration to verify an illegal alien's claim about how long they have lived here. That is why this is basically an amnesty for every illegal in the U.S. who wants to submit an application -- and for the millions more who will be coming across the border the next two years in response to their relatives' calls.

Posted by: Senator Phil E. Buster at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (2ruKl)

333 324 I was going out to target shoot later today. I think I'll just save that ammo.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility

The nice thing about the upcoming deer hunt. Riffle ammo is really reasonably priced. 30-06 under a $1.00 per round.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (vPh3W)

334 Barack Cosby

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (P//TQ)

335 *moves you down The List*

Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (mf5HN)


I will admit to not knowing if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but on the off chance that I've pissed off the Empress, let me offer the following tribute:

http://goo.gl/fG4tjf

Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (MT22W)

336 The Hispanics and Irish are natural enemies, not the blacks. I know, 'cause I saw it in West Side Story.

Posted by: --- at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

337 I think I can find one here somewhere.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:35 PM (fwARV)



THAT SOUNDED LIKE A THREAT!

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (da5Wo)

338 someone better alert Joe Biden, I think Obama's trying to disqual'd out of office under the 25th Amendment.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (Gysa/)

339 You know, I never fail to be amazed at the thousands of people
willing to be absolutely silent on this issue, forgoing hundreds of
thousands (if not millions) of dollars of book deals, exclusive rights
et al. in order to protect Obama from this.




I know you're being sarcastic, Nearsider, but honest to God, the cult of personality this jackass has built up around him, I still believe people would do all of what you mention just to stay in his good graces. I really do.


Yeah, yeah. Tinfoil hat and bonus aluminum hoodie, right here.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (4df7R)

340 In fact, there's quite a bit of animosity between the Hispanic and Black communities nationwide. They are NOT natural allies, as they're essentially competing for the same neighborhoods, govt handouts, political power etc. The MFM doesn't talk about it, but it's there and simmering.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

There might be a reason why the NYT suddenly cared about the extremely rev Al Sharptons' tax situation. None of the surviving dems can command the black vote; it failed to help them even in 2010 and 2014. So, they are electing a new people.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (Spluw)

341 In fact, there's quite a bit of animosity between
the Hispanic and Black communities nationwide. They are NOT natural
allies, as they're essentially competing for the same neighborhoods,
govt handouts, political power etc. The MFM doesn't talk about it, but
it's there and simmering.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2014 02:33 PM (TIIx5)


Yep. It's not just that; my impression is that enmity runs far deeper than that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (oKE6c)

342 Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy of Vermont still has not said explicitly whether confirming Lynch will be possible in the lame-duck session, but he said Tuesday that his committee hasn't even received Lynch's paperwork and thus has not been able to begin the process of considering her nomination -- much less scheduling a hearing. "We can't really start talking about it until we get the nomination [paperwork]," Leahy said.

Posted by: Gerry Long at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (e8kgV)

343 I hope that all of Sheila Jackson Lees constituents realize that she has thrown them out in favor of a new demographic


Frankly, I don't believe they're intelligent enough to figure that out.


------

Shelia Jackson Lee isnt smart enough to figure out that her "new constituents" arent going to retain her services.

She's going to be replaced by a Suzanna Jackson Sanchez.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (NaV4z)

344 Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 19, 2014 02:27 PM (pYEaj)



I strongly advise against using that word. Ever. I think Ace will even ban you for it.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (txvbW)

345 So, u gonna impeach me or what?

Seein' a lot of talkin' -- not seein' a lot of impeachin'.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (ZPrif)

346 THAT SOUNDED LIKE A THREAT!
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (da5Wo)


Careful, he's got a keyboard still on the books that he sent back to Dell 9 months ago.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:37 PM (d4ZzM)

347 "Just drop it."

Nope. We're just petitioning our government for redress. If your gang doesn't want to hear it, they shouldn't have taken office.

I don't know what's coming, except I do know that 300 million Americans are not going to be herded into a dictatorship just because there is bipartisan consensus that there's a real payday in it.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 19, 2014 02:37 PM (pYEaj)

348 sharks vs jets?

crossbows vs long bows?

dogs vs cats?

Muslims vs the entire world?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:37 PM (vPh3W)

349
Yeah, yeah. Tinfoil hat and bonus aluminum hoodie, right here.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (4df7R)

So... no putting you in the microwave.

Roger that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:37 PM (fwARV)

350 someone better alert Joe Biden, I think Obama's trying to disqual'd out of office under the 25th Amendment.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44

I'm second in line don't ya know! I'll be darned if i know who's first in line.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at November 19, 2014 02:37 PM (Spluw)

351 316 "So blacks and Latinos are perfectly fine being part of the us together. "

I'm going to go out on a limb her and say you didn't go to a minority majority high school.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (BPMYx)

_______

As long as the welfare checks, EBT cards and SNAP cards keep flowing all is well in the Democrat Free Shit Army coalition. High school gang activity notwithstanding

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:38 PM (0LHZx)

352 The guy burning down your house has forged his birth certificate and you defend him. Alright. Can't fix stupid.

6 years and counting. And to think you could have stopped him in the beginning.

Posted by: Birthers were right at November 19, 2014 02:38 PM (3+oi4)

353
Careful, he's got a keyboard still on the books that he sent back to Dell 9 months ago.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:37 PM (d4ZzM)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:38 PM (fwARV)

354 Once you understand that Obama's aim is to reduce, destroy, confuse, confound, create chaos and destroy the unity of the people of the United States.

Purposefully with planning.

Then everything he's done makes sense.

No one could be this stupid, nor be some ideologue trying for a different system.

He's trying to break and overload the system we have, sow confusion and suspicion amongst normal allies and disrupt the usual avenues of dissent and argument.

He has ignored all appeals to discussion and compromise because he wants none. Except to delay or confuse those who might organize effectively to thwart him he has ignored all efforts to rationality.

This obviously is a group effort but Obama is at the head of it and believes in the goal.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 19, 2014 02:38 PM (KK+mC)

355 It would take significantly fewer people keeping quiet about a fake birth certificate than 9/11 which would take like 10,000 people to buy off and silence. The president has already proven he can get hundreds of people to help cover up his past (records and writings) gladly and eagerly with just a request.

But that doesn't mean I think the document is fake. I just think it doesn't make a damn bit of difference.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:38 PM (39g3+)

356 313 Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (Spluw)

BUT NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DARE MENTION THAT GOOD MORAL AMERICANS MAY NOT WANT TO SHARE A NATION WITH THESE BLUE ANGELS.

Sorry to scream, but I *am* screaming....

if Shithead gets to play "anything goes" why can't the right?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:38 PM (/4AZU)

357 Has Brit Hume nutted all over his tablet yet?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 02:38 PM (XzRw1)

358 >>Told you that getting an R Senate would change nothing.

So we are to take your word that nothing will happen or should we perhaps wait and see what happens when the new Senators arrive in January?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (g1DWB)

359 He dosen't have to care. He and his circle are insulated. He's never running for anything again andhe and they wish to shift the Overton Window permanently to the left. This will aid that. he doesn't need the black vote anymore, and if asked, will note that new government jobs will open up to accomodate the new wave of graft. This is the same group that cheered on a serial rapist, the same ones who announced on the floor of the US Senate that "the war is lost". The same ones ignoring race baiting and class hatred.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 02:32 PM (Spluw)


-----------------------------------------------


Also the same ones who denied God three times at their national convention.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (4jDmb)

360
I don't think black folk are going to take too kindly to being replaced as the top dog minority.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (CMkNk)

361 Limbaugh is reporting Jeff Sessions may be displaced as chairman of the Finance Committee in the 114th Congress. He is currently the ranking minority member.
Why? Maybe the Rovians don't want him standing up for us.

Posted by: creemeenull reactionary element at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (fBW52)

362 As for the birth certificate: the time for that to
matter passed in 2012. Even if absolute, incotrovertable proof surfaced
and President Obama showed up naked at a press conference masturbating
with the original constitution admitting he's not even a US citizen, he
WILL NOT BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE. Just drop it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:34 PM (39g3+)


I do not CARE if he's removed from office. I honest to God don't. He's already ruined this country for a generation. What I care about is resisting him. I want someone to put a frigging foot down and say, "NO. G-ddammit, NO. You are a lying, tyrannical son of a bitch, and this is going to stop NOW."

And I want them to stick by it. No namby-pamby apologies. No sniveling editorials about how we should work together for teh good of the American people. F*ck all that. Call him out for the lawbreaking asshole he is, and DON'T BACK DOWN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (4df7R)

363 I strongly advise against using that word. Ever. I think Ace will even ban you for it.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (txvbW)

Caesar had his Brutus, Charles the First had his Cromwell, and King George -- may profit by their example.

Better?

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (pYEaj)

364 Careful, he's got a keyboard still on the books that he sent back to Dell 9 months ago.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:37 PM (d4ZzM)


I hear that Dell employee has been suspended. Failure to disclose that he talked to Nearsider on the phone. Even though he works in the call center.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (da5Wo)

365
The idjits in Ferguson have the right answer.

Unfortunately it's to the wrong problem and aimed at the wrong target.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 02:40 PM (CMkNk)

366

When the Black man riots, cities burn. When the White man riots, nations burn.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2014 02:40 PM (XIXZz)

367 I'm going to go out on a limb her and say you didn't go to a minority majority high school.

Yeah right now they're mobilized against white people, but I could easily see that shift against Mexican white people. Technically they are classified as caucasian, after all. And guys like Rangel, Sharpton, et al depend on their status and influence for sweet money and power. If they feel that's being threatened by a brown wave, you know they'll mobilize the troops.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:40 PM (39g3+)

368
I do not CARE if he's removed from office. I honest to God don't. He's already ruined this country for a generation. What I care about is resisting him. I want someone to put a frigging foot down and say, "NO. G-ddammit, NO. You are a lying, tyrannical son of a bitch, and this is going to stop NOW."

And I want them to stick by it. No namby-pamby apologies. No sniveling editorials about how we should work together for teh good of the American people. F*ck all that. Call him out for the lawbreaking asshole he is, and DON'T BACK DOWN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (4df7R)

Bunk. Twice.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:40 PM (fwARV)

369 DON'T BACK DOWN.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (4df7R)

^^^THIS^^^^

Thanks Beth.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:41 PM (vPh3W)

370 Call him out for the lawbreaking asshole he is, and DON'T BACK DOWN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (4df7R)


Have you met our current DC GOP? Yeah, we are so screwed.

Posted by: physics geek at November 19, 2014 02:41 PM (MT22W)

371 America just should have bit Obama's dick.

Problem done. * twosnapsinzformation *

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 19, 2014 02:41 PM (+GmxD)

372 If we let his SOB get away with this, the underpinnings of our Democracy will be severely damaged.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:41 PM (nzKvP)

373 There isn't really any reason he can't do this, is there?

I don't mean constitutionally, but nobody's gonna challenge him or impeach him. We're too smart for that, apparently. Fuck, we won't even risk a shutdown.

And good luck punishing him at the ballot box when he adds 5-20 million voters to his side.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 19, 2014 02:41 PM (ucedS)

374 so have any gop leaders said anything?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (Gysa/)

375
hector:

STFU, dunce

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (q8I5f)

376 So we are to take your word that nothing will happen or should we
perhaps wait and see what happens when the new Senators arrive in
January?

Hey man, its your world.

But I expect you to kiss my ass when I'm proven right.

Better yet, I expect you to stop being an establishment shill and demand representation from those you vote for.

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (x7J4N)

377 Moo moo you are talking out your ass


Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (Z36SR)

378 So we are to take your word that nothing will happen or should we perhaps wait and see what happens when the new Senators arrive in January?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM (g1DWB)

______

I agree. Boner and Bitch will both fire off a harshly worded letter to the NY Times. Maybe even post a Youtube Video about it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (0LHZx)

379 "As long as the welfare checks, EBT cards and SNAP cards keep flowing all is well in the Democrat Free Shit Army coalition. High school gang activity notwithstanding"

And the point sailed over your head and into Nevada.

I wasn't talking about high school gangs, I was talking about the deep animosity between the two groups and the fact that each will fight tooth and nail to put one of "their own" into a position of power.

Of course the gangs you so flippantly dismiss also fight tooth and nail for control of power on the street, but hey we all know that's just crazy talk and they all join hands and sing "kill whitey, vote dem!" regardless of the fact that they're fighting over resources and influence.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (BPMYx)

380
Grubergate is growing. Obumbles is back to his rolling scandals mode.
Grubergate
Immigration
Next up Fergeson riots

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (6/J77)

381 Not appropriate to the thread, but I am officially psyched. Just got "the Call". I'll be doing my first ever paid broadcasting (streaming video) gig tomorrow! A double-header, boys and girls teams, for High Point Christian, a top-tier hoops school. Just watched some highlights from last season, these guys are the real deal, playing above the rim, definitely D1 prospects. So the world is gong to hell, but it's all coming up Lincoln on my end. Now I have to study stat sheets, get a primer on school histories and be ready for a "Production Call" at 8 pm tonight.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (2cS/G)

382
It's just like that whole 9/11 conspiracy. The way the government was able to get all those people to lie about what they saw, and to keep them lying so many years later...


Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:31 PM (fwARV)



Unclear on your point here. New Birth certificate documents created as a result of an adoption proceeding may be lies, but they are officially sanctioned lies done for the purpose of protecting the adopted child.


When the state government creates a replacement birth certificate, we do not normally regard it as a "forgery." It is a legal document that contains incorrect information but is legally accepted for the benefit of the child.


I believe there are something like 100,000 adoptions per year in this country. That's 100,000 "fake" documents produced by the fifty state governments every year.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (txvbW)

383 374 so have any gop leaders said anything?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (Gysa/)



They're very not happy. They're not going to impeach or defund or shut down the govt or really do anything, but dang it, they..are..not..happy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (da5Wo)

384 367 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:40 PM (39g3+)

an asshole who didn't care about doing good with his vote anymore could do a LOT of bad by switching to democrat and voting straight ticket La Raza...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (/4AZU)

385 I don't think black folk are going to take too kindly to being replaced as the top dog minority.



It doesn't appear that it matters what they like....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (07lgx)

386 Congrats, Lincoln!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (JtwS4)

387
If We The People ever decided to go out on a national strike. . .

Oh boy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (CMkNk)

388 You bitter clingers seem a bit tense. Here, have a glass of wine, it will relax you.

Posted by: Barak OCosby at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (P//TQ)

389 I say again: we're living in Spain, ca. 1935.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (oKE6c)

390 Gotta go.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (txvbW)

391 " "NO. G-ddammit, NO. You are a lying, tyrannical son of a bitch, and this is going to stop NOW."

THIS

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (BPMYx)

392 National Strike.

This lawlessness will be over in a matter of weeks.

Posted by: akula51 at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (R5qgD)

393 OT but interesting.
http://is.gd/ouZqeJ

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (ZKzrr)

394 Now I have to study stat sheets, get a primer on school histories and be ready for a "Production Call" at 8 pm tonight.

Remember to say that the team with the most points wins.

Posted by: toby928(C) gets a hat on a hat at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (evdj2)

395 "What I care about is resisting him. I want someone to put a frigging foot down and say, "NO. G-ddammit, NO. You are a lying, tyrannical son of a bitch, and this is going to stop NOW."

And I want them to stick by it. No namby-pamby apologies. No sniveling editorials about how we should work together for teh good of the American people. F*ck all that. Call him out for the lawbreaking asshole he is, and DON'T BACK DOWN."

Hey, I agree, but I'm just trying to get people to get real about all this side crap that simply is a waste of time and energy.

And congrats Lincolntf!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (39g3+)

396 This is a rhetorical question but - how does anyone think this "cheap labor" will stay cheap labor? Once they are here (legally), they'll be courted by the unions. Then all of a sudden - $35 an hour for the most menial labor. Just insane.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (LMKjz)

397 I don't think black folk are going to take too kindly to being replaced as the top dog minority.







It doesn't appear that it matters what they like....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (07lgx)


It doesn't. And the Dems know they have the black population in such a stranglehold that they'll still vote D 90% of the time, no matter what.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (4df7R)

398 "The left has done a
great job of creating an us vs them mentality. But they beauty of it is
the us is everyone who isn't a rich old white man. So blacks and
Latinos are perfectly fine being part of the us together. As long as
evil rich white people get fucked, it's all good."

Unfortunately,
this is true. Blacks and Hispanics have no love for each other but
have been taught to resent and hate white people by the Dems. Their
street gangs will continue to shoot each other on the streets but their
voters will unite at election time. The lure of Free Stuff is very
strong and White People will be the source of it. I expect many white
"moderates" to start abandoning the Dems in the years to come but it
will be too little, too late to turn things around. Not with the
demographic time bomb that is being planted with the millions of anchor
babies born year after year.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (1BQGO)

399 IIRC the IRS was one of the many fed agencies stocking up on ammo.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:00 PM (vPh3W)

long train of abuses and usurpations such as taxation without consent of the governed

Posted by: flounder at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (sDapq)

400 He is going to use the smoke rising from Ferguson to mask his imperial edicts.

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (rQe9y)

401 Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy of Vermont still has not said explicitly whether confirming Lynch will be possible in the lame-duck session, but he said Tuesday that his committee hasn't even received Lynch's paperwork and thus has not been able to begin the process of considering her nomination -- much less scheduling a hearing. "We can't really start talking about it until we get the nomination [paperwork]," Leahy said.
Posted by: Gerry Long at November 19, 2014 02:36 PM (e8kgV)


-----------------------------------------


Do you think Ogumbe is worried about this? If he can get away with what he's about to do tomorrow night, then he'll just deem her as DOJ director.

Who's going to stop him?

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (4jDmb)

402 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth

Sqqqqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Mega at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (hHFOx)

403 Let's face facts.

Boner and Bitch won't do anything. They could if they wanted to. They could defund it to start. But they won't for a simple reason.

They agree with Obama. They want amnesty. This is the best of both worlds for two of them. They get amnesty without having to support amnesty.

Let's not act like Gruber Democrats and not see the obvious.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (0LHZx)

404 379 Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (BPMYx)

There's open ethnic cleansing going on in California...

http://tinyurl.com/jwfrl35

or so says the LA Times...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (/4AZU)

405 Congrats, Lincoln! And good luck! ^_^

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (4df7R)

406 Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 02:42 PM (2cS/G)

Do they know you are in the wacky weed business? Not that that should have anything to do with the job but you know how people make connections with anything having to do with kids.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (yshTX)

407 Let's see, it's the shittiest labor market in 30 years. I know, let's make millions suddenly legal that will work for less! That should help.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (P//TQ)

408
I believe there are something like 100,000 adoptions per year in this country. That's 100,000 "fake" documents produced by the fifty state governments every year.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (txvbW)

So what you're saying is thatlegally authorized, notarized, sealed birth certificates created after an adoption has gone through is fake?

As an adopted person, I'm very interested to learn this.

Fake but Accurate to Fake but Authorized: D-Rather to D-Lamp.
-- On shelves now

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (fwARV)

409 I guess we must have been a different people back then.
Posted by: LGoPs at November 19, 2014 01:57 PM (+2dx9)


I don't think there's any doubt of it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (W5DcG)

410 Good for you, Lincoln.

As Boner said himself years ago, separate appropriations bills, not omnibus bills, are the solution.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (V70Uh)

411 He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

Posted by: toby928(C) gets a hat on a hat at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (evdj2)

412 And a Throne Room, too.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 12:30 PM (XUKZU)


Or we fired all the illegals who work in our homes and on our lawns? And hey how about enforcing the Laws already on the books. And if you go to a fast food joint and the asshole taking your order no speak da english you ask for the manager and then walk out!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (nzKvP)

413 "They agree with Obama. They want amnesty. This is the best of both worlds for two of them. They get amnesty without having to support amnesty. "

No shit. What's your point?

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (BPMYx)

414
This is a rhetorical question but - how does anyone think this "cheap
labor" will stay cheap labor? Once they are here (legally), they'll be
courted by the unions. Then all of a sudden - $35 an hour for the most
menial labor. Just insane.


Ah, but the Unions get propped up, so it benefits the Left again.

Jobs evaporating? Jobs just give people the sense of independence that makes them consider leaving the plantation.


Posted by: --- at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (MMC8r)

415 397 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (4df7R)

so we either cut the deal with Hispanic communists or go commando and vote La raza on the donk ticket to shake the blacks loose...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (/4AZU)

416 Better yet, I expect you to stop being an establishment shill and demand representation from those you vote for.

This kind of thing sounds great from the peanut gallery and I'm sure has a lot of emotional appeal but... what is it exactly you're suggesting? How do you demand representation? What pressure, what enticement do you believe you can bring to bear on the people who run for office?

Does anyone here seriously believe that through proper effort and elections we can turn this ship around? We're not Wiley E. Coyote hovering over the cliff before he realizes he's in the air. We're halfway down pulling that sign out from behind our backs "it was nice while it lasted."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (39g3+)

417 Thanks, everyone! I have no idea how it will go, but I will never be able to say that I didn't get a shot at doing what I wanted to do.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (2cS/G)

418 Not appropriate to the thread, but I am officially psyched. Just got "the Call". I'll be doing my first ever paid broadcasting (streaming video) gig tomorrow!




Congrats!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (07lgx)

419
so have any gop leaders said anything?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44




Pretty much only thing Team Republican is doing:

http://youtu.be/QYp28tEAVvs?t=22s

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (kdS6q)

420 Posted by: George Orwell at November 19, 2014 02:45 PM (1BQGO)

___

Glad someone gets it.

Yeah black and hispanic gangs will beat the shit out of each other and high school students will as well. But come election time it's straight "D" for everyone.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (0LHZx)

421
It won't matter but I suspect obama's approvals to be at 35% next week.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:48 PM (q8I5f)

422 >>On the bright side, think of the look on Hillary!s face when hears about that.

We'll need to get Huma's muff out of the way to see anything.

Posted by: Aviator at November 19, 2014 02:48 PM (3rrMW)

423 Chris Balz, be careful for what you wish for. You think the fucking Kennedys and MLK are big? You aint seen nothing yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:48 PM (vPh3W)

424 When the Black man riots, cities burn. When the White man riots, nations burn.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2014 02:40 PM (XIXZz)As much as I would love to see this dickweed out of office we will have to wait 2 long years. Impeachment will set the cities and suburbs of this country unfire. You have the Sharktons and Jackson of this country just waiting to stir up trouble. Look what they did in FL with Travon and what's going on now in St. Louis. With impeachment every city in this country will burn and you'll have white vs black war in no time.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:48 PM (kQBSd)

425 Nah, the MMJ project is still in incubation, not yet "filed" anywhere.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 02:48 PM (2cS/G)

426 I believe there are something like 100,000 adoptions per year in this country. That's 100,000 "fake" documents produced by the fifty state governments every year.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 02:43 PM (txvbW)


I gotta hand it to you.

You have absolutely shattered the record for logical fallacies this week.

Moo Moo...give him your medal.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:48 PM (d4ZzM)

427 He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation

Posted by: toby928(C) gets a hat on a hat at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (evdj2)

428 >>I agree. Boner and Bitch will both fire off a harshly worded letter to the NY Times. Maybe even post a Youtube Video about it.

Hey, I remember you losing your mud on election night that we were going to lose ZOMG! before the night was a couple hours old so I know you are easily excited. I think I'll just wait a bit and see what happens before I go to eleventy!111!!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (g1DWB)

429 413 "They agree with Obama. They want amnesty. This is the best of both worlds for two of them. They get amnesty without having to support amnesty. "

No shit. What's your point?
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:47 PM (BPMYx)

_____

My point is to the people who keep saying "the GOP hasn't even taken over yet, hold on to see what they do in January before reacting".

The point is you're fucking naive as shit if you think they'll do anything.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (0LHZx)

430 Here's the simple truth-- he's always intended to do this. There's not a thing that will deter him, because it's been the intent from pre-2008. You either let him violate the Constitution, make Congress irrelevant, and replace the voters with a more compliant base, or you remove him.

Posted by: --- at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

431 Congrats, Lincoln and good luck and God bless

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (RZlSA)

432 When a shutdown is off the table for reasons not supported by facts...


When even targeted defunding is off the table...


What makes anyone think Impeachment is going to happen?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (xSCb6)

433 There's open ethnic cleansing going on in California...

I'm holding my breath for Hollywood and TV to bring up "hispanifcation" as much as they do "gentrification" with disgruntled blacks complaining they are losing their neighborhoods. Any time now...

any time....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (39g3+)

434 They agree with Obama. They want amnesty. This is the best of both
worlds for two of them. They get amnesty without having to support
amnesty.



Let's not act like Gruber Democrats and not see the obvious.

MooMoo

It disturbs me greatly that I agree with you, but I do.

The GOPe sees this as a GREAT outcome....Obama gets to be the bad guy, but the Chamber gets hat it wants.

Obvious to anyone who hasn't drank the Kool-aid

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (x7J4N)

435 A conflict between the Blacks and the Latinos fills me with as much dread as a war between the Shia and the Sunni.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (V70Uh)

436 Congrats Linc....

I suggest you learn some Spanish and study Soccer announcing amigo.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (/4AZU)

437 Rory Cooper @rorycooper
Earnest on Obama being called an "emperor." -- "That's a criticism the President wears with a badge of honor."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (ZPrif)

438
Or we fired all the illegals who work in our
homes and on our lawns? And hey how about enforcing the Laws already on
the books. And if you go to a fast food joint and the asshole taking
your order no speak da english you ask for the manager and then walk
out!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:46 PM (nzKvP)


And if you want to know why not even a majority of hispanics favor amnesty, THIS is why. With good reason, blacks don't like it when everyone looks at them like criminals. Well, LEGAL hispanics (or illegals who genuinely want to become Americans and contribute to society) don't want everyone to hear their accent and see the name "Jose" and immediately assume they're an illegal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (4df7R)

439 98% of African Americans voted for Barack Obama.
Statistical unemployment shows them at 15%. Real unemployment shows that number north of 40%.

And with a stroke of his pen, Barack Obama will make those numbers worse.

I keep telling people- if you think Obama hates his white heritage, it's only because you're not paying attention to how he treats blacks.

Posted by: Fringe at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (oWl4T)

440 Um, my wife was adopted. The birth certificate has the names of the actual woman who gave birth to her & the actual man who made the dying carp on a muddy bank movements. It was sealed by the state of Texas, but you can simply petition to have it unsealed.

Posted by: Bumpersticker Notary Sojac at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (MbqmP)

441 I do not CARE if he's removed from office. I honest to God don't. He's already ruined this country for a generation. What I care about is resisting him. I want someone to put a frigging foot down and say, "NO. G-ddammit, NO. You are a lying, tyrannical son of a bitch, and this is going to stop NOW."

And I want them to stick by it. No namby-pamby apologies. No sniveling editorials about how we should work together for teh good of the American people. F*ck all that. Call him out for the lawbreaking asshole he is, and DON'T BACK DOWN.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:39 PM


Brb...bunk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (knoK7)

442 Could we stoke the fires between the undocumented Democrats and the blacks if we called them all "white hispanics"?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (RubNX)

443 Hey, I remember you losing your mud on election night that we were going to lose ZOMG! before the night was a couple hours old so I know you are easily excited. I think I'll just wait a bit and see what happens before I go to eleventy!111!!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (g1DWB)

____

Fair enough.
I hope I'm wrong, but I see nothing in Bitch/Boner's actions over the past 4 years to indicate they'll do anything about it. History does tend to repeat itself.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (0LHZx)

444 Shep better get all lubed up, Rove's coming and he's got amnesty on his mind.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (XzRw1)

445 he's always intended to do this. There's not a thing that will deter him, because it's been the intent from pre-2008. You either let him violate the Constitution, make Congress irrelevant, and replace the voters with a more compliant base, or you remove him.
Posted by: --- at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

Pretty much

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (nzKvP)

446 The worst part is, we have much farther to fall. The beautiful people love Europe. They love the undemocratic process (EU Congress), hyper regulation, institutionalized anti-semitism, incoherent immigration policies, bloated welfare state, anemic eonomies, the list goes on. And they are, and would be, the ones on top. In many ways, places like Texas are the anthesis of Europe, and its false promise (Liverpool pathway, anyone?). That is one reason whay they are reviled. For good or for ill, they are the last ones to bear the brunt of what they have wrought.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (Spluw)

447 Will they be cheap labor?
Why work when you've just been made a US citizen eligible for all of those lovely benefits? Not living in the shadows means not having to work under the table for lower wages.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (ABcz/)

448 I say again: we're living in Spain, ca. 1935.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 19, 2014 02:44 PM (oKE6c)


--------------------------------------------


I think we're experiencing the rise of every dictatorship that's ever existed. It's always the same story.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (4jDmb)

449 I would support the National Strike idea too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (RZlSA)

450 I sent Mitch an email & told him to fight & stop being beholden to that Effin Chamber of Commerce. He's 72 & this should be his last election.
We want fighters not wimps in office!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (sj3Ax)

451 "You have absolutely shattered the record for logical fallacies this week. "

I think you are misunderstanding his argument. He's saying these adoptions aren't fake, but that the document presented by President Obama as a birth certificate is one of these. That he was adopted and has a birth certificate created upon adoption, that isn't his actual original birth information.

I don't know if that's true or not. Just trying to help clarify D-Lamp's point.

Or, you can go on snarking and attacking. Its easier.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (39g3+)

452 433 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (39g3+)

http://youtu.be/EDAA5o6xMc4

Everything Burns....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (/4AZU)

453 " But come election time it's straight "D" for everyone. "

Yeah, sure. Primary a black congressman with a Hispanic upstart (reflective of the newly legal voting population) and see how many blacks come out to vote for the usurper.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (BPMYx)

454 denial, anger, bargaining, acceptance. I figured I left at least one out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (vPh3W)

455 Was it worth it?

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (xSCb6)

456 A conflict between the Blacks and the Latinos fills me with as much dread as a war between the Shia and the Sunni.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 02:49 PM (V70Uh)


You should, because everyone else are the Christians trapped between them. See Syria, Iraq and Egypt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (4df7R)

457 President Obama will announce his desire to destroy any chance that blacks get for employment by flooding the country with illegal aliens.

But he loves his brothers. Ha.

Posted by: bossy Barbara at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (cBVSA)

458 15702157121

this number from PA just rang me up

was it yous guys?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (q8I5f)

459 Best way to fight back is to destroy ProgMedia as much as possible and build up alternative conservative media.

That's the real war.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (ZPrif)

460 Or, you can go on snarking and attacking. Its easier.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (39g3+)


Words mean things. Syntax exists for a reason.

And read about a week of his ouerve and play spot the logical fallacy.

You'll have quite a list in....oh....an hour or so. Shouldn't even take the full week.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:53 PM (d4ZzM)

461 15702157121

this number from PA just rang me up

was it yous guys?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (q8I5f)

What are you doing with my SS Number?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:53 PM (nzKvP)

462 15702157121

this number from PA just rang me up

was it yous guys?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (q8I5f)

What are you doing with my SS Number?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:53 PM (nzKvP)

463 <<< I figured I left at least one out.

Getting slobbering shitfaced and calling your ex at 1:30 AM?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (RubNX)

464 Politics is downstream of culture.
Obama's amnesty won't be stopped.
ProgMedia will celebrate it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (ZPrif)

465 "437 Rory Cooper @rorycooper
Earnest on Obama being called an "emperor." -- "That's a criticism the President wears with a badge of honor."

You'd think an American would be more aware of what happened to the last crown.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (BPMYx)

466 I keep telling people- if you think Obama hates his white heritage, it's only because you're not paying attention to how he treats blacks.
Posted by: Fringe

they are of no further use to him. he burned the bridges. Now watch the remaining dems scramble to pander after this new wave. 2014 demonstrated that they don't have nearly the effectiveness with them that he did. The Clintons come close, but he doesn't exactly seem to be making straight the paths for her, does he?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (Spluw)

467 There is some chance that somebody in the GOP actually has a good plan. Let's give them a chance to use it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (XUKZU)

468 Christopher Taylor = Andrew Cuomo
The adult in the room setting us morons straight.

Posted by: creemeenull reactionary element at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (fBW52)

469 MWR, are you back now, or just teasing? I need to know for my, errr, research.

Posted by: Mega at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (hHFOx)

470 Fredo is going to fix our broken immigration situation by braking the Republic and our Democracy apart?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (nzKvP)

471 I haven't been clear. Both Hispanics and blacks will continue to vote donk

But given the choice of a black donk or a hispanic donk, the hispanic donk is gonna win. Next election cycle is gonna be stuffed with Hispanic donk candidates

And the Rangels, and the SheJacks, they think by pandering they will still win. They won't.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (Z36SR)

472 This is a rhetorical question but - how does anyone think this "cheap labor" will stay cheap labor? Once they are here (legally), they'll be courted by the unions. Then all of a sudden - $35 an hour for the most menial labor. Just insane.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC


It's called supply and demand. Unions cannot defy laws of basic economics.

The feds are not going to enforce labor laws on illegals any more than a city government is going to enforce housing codes on them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (+GmxD)

473 I think everyone agrees that our immigration system President is broken.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (W5DcG)

474 Well, his address is only going to be on cable news, not the networks.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (Ktnum)

475
You'd think an American would be more aware of what happened to the last crown.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (BPMYx)

How? From public schools?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (fwARV)

476 453 Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (BPMYx)

Correct, time to get our Austro Hungarian on...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (/4AZU)

477 They will most likely have to work for lower wages to get their foot in the door, and they will.

So some guy driving forklift is going to lose his job over it and these fucksticks don't care that he broke into our country to start with.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (P//TQ)

478 If Obama wears the title "Emperor" as a badge of honor I think we need to send to St Helena to enjoy the perks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (RZlSA)

479 Oh and your new AG Nomination, well fuck her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (nzKvP)

480 MWR, are you back now, or just teasing? I need to know for my, errr, research.


Posted by: Mega at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (hHFOx)


I'm back! Well, more or less. It's busy at work this time of year so my commenting will be off and on. But with the 1080 port malarkey cleared up, I can post again! Whoopeee!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (4df7R)

481 "Let's see, it's the shittiest labor market in 30 years. I know, let's
make millions suddenly legal that will work for less! That should help."

If you look at others who have come in during recent waves of mass immigration, "working" isn't happening all that much for them. Straight onto the teat of Uncle Sugar's welfare state.

Thinking among other cases here of the Somali muzzies up in Minnesocold who got to the USA and pretty much instantly began to bitch about how the free food they were being provided, while they sat on their duffs, wasn't halal.

No country in the world other than the USA runs a wildly generous welfare state and an open-door immigration policy. It's national suicide.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (noWW6)

482 I wonder if Karl's sac has that salty taste to it.


Posted by: Chris Wallace at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (XzRw1)

483
Getting slobbering shitfaced and calling your ex at 1:30 AM?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2014 02:54 PM (RubNX)

I don't know where she is other than somewhere in AZ.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (vPh3W)

484 Boehner's office is letting me wait for a representative.
Call him 202 225 0600

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (sj3Ax)

485 Will they be cheap labor?
Why work when you've just been made a US citizen eligible for all of those lovely benefits? Not living in the shadows means not having to work under the table for lower wages.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (ABcz/)

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Today's illegals just become the new "Americans Who Won't Work for $5/hr cleaning toilets". And they will be replaced by 5 million new illegals.

End result. Wages stay the same, the toilets get cleaned, except we have 5 million new legal Americans on welfare (who vote Democrat 100% of the time).

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (0LHZx)

486 447 Will they be cheap labor?
Why work when you've just been made a US citizen eligible for all of those lovely benefits? Not living in the shadows means not having to work under the table for lower wages.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (ABcz/)



Or most likely, do both: work off the books AND claim those lovely benefits.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (oKE6c)

487 No country in the world other than the USA runs a wildly generous welfare state and an open-door immigration policy. It's national suicide.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (noWW6)


Say whaaaaaat?

Posted by: Sweden at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (d4ZzM)

488 The only response I see I can support so far was from Future President Cruz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (nzKvP)

489 You should, because everyone else are the Christians trapped between them. See Syria, Iraq and Egypt.

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Um, the Christians in the middle east are minorities by a wide margin.

The everyone else here outnumbers them combined 3 to 1

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (A6vWB)

490 475 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (fwARV)

Which is why I ran off laughing maniacally and chose to clean up toxic spills at airlines...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (/4AZU)

491 111
Also, impeachment is like a 6 month circus that would consume all other work and obliterate attention drawn to anything else.


Because this country desperately needs Congress to pass more laws.

Posted by: despair at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (dcY7v)

492 No country in the world other than the USA runs a wildly generous welfare state and an open-door immigration policy. It's national suicide.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (noWW6)

_____

Uhmmmm Hello.....

Posted by: France, England, Germany, Sweded at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (0LHZx)

493 479 Oh and your new AG Nomination, well fuck her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (nzKvP)


ewww, she's not attractive at all. Hittable with a 2x4

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (vPh3W)

494 Holder's not resigning, he's just changing his title to Generalissimo.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (XzRw1)

495 I take that back, shame on me for listening to Shemp.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (Ktnum)

496 Best way to fight back is to destroy ProgMedia as much as possible and build up alternative conservative media. That's the real war.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 02:52 PM (ZPrif)


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Nice idea, but time is about to run out.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (4jDmb)

497 I've got a business plan. We can produce garden gnomes that conceal claymores in them. security and cutesy lawn decorations.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (XUKZU)

498
It's busy at work this time of year so my commenting will be off and on.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (4df7R)



Tell Santa hello for me.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (kQBSd)

499 "And read about a week of his ouerve and play spot the logical fallacy."

I shouldn't be surprised. I'm just wishing people would attack the argument and not the person here and elsewhere. I know its a stupid, empty dream and I fail at it often myself. But its a dream anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (39g3+)

500 Does anyone here seriously believe that through proper effort and elections we can turn this ship around?

I certainly do not.

When the two political parties are two sides of the same coin, there is no "political" recourse other than third party (which I agree will do no good) or apathy until a party comes along that will actually represent your wishes.

I am most certainly not apathetic about what happens to America. I used to love this country, but it has been mangled to the point of being unrecognizable and the sad, unvarnished truth is that the political "team" we have all been voting for has either hastened (think George W Bush years spending) or has done nothing to prevent (like, the last six years) the mangling.

Continuing to elect them will only get you more of the same.

Posted by: FITP at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (x7J4N)

501 Which is why I ran off laughing maniacally and chose to clean up toxic spills at airlines...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (/4AZU)


Finally! Now I have the explanation....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (d4ZzM)

502 The everyone else here outnumbers them combined 3 to 1


Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (A6vWB)


True, but assume at least half of those are pansyass leftwingers suffering from white guilt.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (4df7R)

503 It's national suicide.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM (noWW6)


Progressives do not believe in Nations States, only the great mass of fellow travelers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:59 PM (nzKvP)

504 >>No country in the world other than the USA runs a wildly generous
welfare state and an open-door immigration policy. It's national
suicide.

The Netherlands. And they're pretty far down the path of becoming a caliphate.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 02:59 PM (ABcz/)

505 Tell Santa hello for me.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (kQBSd)


HAAAH! Don't I wish.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at November 19, 2014 02:59 PM (4df7R)

506 I know its a stupid, empty dream and I fail at it often myself. But its a dream anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (39g3+)


We're all sinners, and broken, fallible human beings.

Some of us are just better at constructing non sequiturs than others. Chin up! Hang in there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (d4ZzM)

507 >>I hope I'm wrong, but I see nothing in Bitch/Boner's actions over the past 4 years to indicate they'll do anything about it. History does tend to repeat itself.

Well, no. They have all of Congress now and they can use tools they didn't have before. Like a budget that zeros out money that would be used to fund anything they don't like. Or they could use rescission which has been used many times before. None of these procedures were available to them before.

A couple things that I think are pretty obvious. They knew this was coming and they aren't happy. I'm sure they are looking at every option they can employee to turn this around.

They are in a tough spot dealing with a lawless president who still will be protected by the msm, particularly if he is attacked. Impeachment sounds nice, probably wouldn't work and would likely cost us. But I doubt they are just going to roll over and let Obama bend them over if for no other reason than they would both lose their jobs. And that is something that neither one of the them wants.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (g1DWB)

508 492 Posted by: France, England, Germany, Sweded at November 19, 2014 02:57 PM (0LHZx)

It's almost like the fucking Americans don't watch other nation's news shows....

//Denmark, Belgium, and Italy

Vote out the communists and they vote in your replacements....

//Norway, Sweden, Spain

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (/4AZU)

509

With impeachment every city in this country will burn and you'll have white vs black war in no time.

News flash, as much as I hate the idiot separatists of all hues (WAR, BPP, La Raza), that war seems to be upon us. Just no one has started shooting yet.

Posted by: imp at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (XIXZz)

510 From 2013 population estimates:

Total US population: 316,128,839
Hispanic population: 54,071,370
Black population: 41,623,897

http://is.gd/oRGUEm

Note that the Hispanic population grew by an estimated 3,600,000 between 2010 and 2013.

Blacks don't know it yet, but they are already 2nd class citizens in politician's calculations.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (PZ6/M)

511 Oh and your new AG Nomination, well fuck her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (nzKvP)


Shirley, you jest.
They'll bend over and vote for her with few questions asked.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (W5DcG)

512 D-Lamp, who knows, but I wouldn't bet $5 that this or any other outrage will shake or even affect the Dem base (that includes vast numbers of low-information, tribal, "educated" urban NPR-listener types).

And as always late to this, but MWR starts to make the point about GOP response.

Yes, apologists, unlike you, some of us have actually worked on the Hill for years and understand both the constitution and politics. And therefore we understand that part of actually being a political force, and having influence, is actually offering an alternative, and not letting the "other side" do and say anything they please without a response.

As the rumored executive action is lawless and unconstitutional, you state so in specific terms, AND you announced that your party, soon to control both houses, will prevent any implementation of the lawless policy, and will ensure its complete reversal in time. Therefore, no "beneficiaries" of said policy should make any decision based on it.

"The president has once again shown his ignorance of or contempt for our constitution, rule of law, and common sense and fairness. His executive order is lawless, will not be allowed to be implemented, and anyone in the US illegally thinking of taking advantage of yet another bit of lawlessness should think again.

The US isa nation of legal immigrants, and law. Most of those here illegally came here because lawlessness blights their own countries, and leads - as it will here - to economic ruin and social dysfunction. We will not allow this, and those who break our laws and benefit from underming our rule of law are not welcome here."

Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (afQnV)

513 497
I've got a business plan. We can produce garden gnomes that conceal claymores in them. security and cutesy lawn decorations.

Intersperse them between patches of natures barbed wire, blackberry bushes.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 03:01 PM (XzRw1)

514 I'm back! Well, more or less. It's busy at work this time of year so my
commenting will be off and on. But with the 1080 port malarkey cleared
up, I can post again! Whoopeee!!
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Excellent. I really missed you. Even checked for you on the weekends at the beginning, sent up bat signals, baked cookies. Nothing worked. You are one hilarious b*tch and it's good to have you back.

Posted by: Mega at November 19, 2014 03:01 PM (hHFOx)

515 453 " But come election time it's straight "D" for everyone. "

Yeah, sure. Primary a black congressman with a Hispanic upstart (reflective of the newly legal voting population) and see how many blacks come out to vote for the usurper.
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 02:51 PM (BPMYx)

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This exact scenario has happened all over Los Angeles and the "D" coalition is as strong as ever. Would blacks like a black politician representing them? Sure. Would they vote for a Republican over a Hispanic "D"? Not in a million years.

The "Democrats will break apart over black/hispanic fights" is an even bigger myth than the "Hispanics are natural conservatives" bullshit.

Posted by: France, England, Germany, Sweded at November 19, 2014 03:01 PM (0LHZx)

516 "504 >>No country in the world other than the USA runs a wildly generous
welfare state and an open-door immigration policy. It's national
suicide."

Cheerio!

Posted by: UK at November 19, 2014 03:01 PM (BPMYx)

517 501 Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (d4ZzM)

I was impressed enough with what I saw of the NEA and Multi-Cult I HAPPILY turned my 3.75 years of college into a 30,000 dollar hobby.


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 03:01 PM (/4AZU)

518 Fucking sock

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 03:01 PM (0LHZx)

519 Well ... here's how I see it ... not that anyone should particularly give a shit;


1). Wait for announcement. Who the fuck knows what he'll say. If it's as bad as we think - stock up.


2). Wait for the new Senate. If they fight back - shit will work out.


3). If they don't, country is dead as we knew it. Stop propping it up. The sooner we quit serving it, the quicker it dies, and the quicker we get something different.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (+jsVQ)

520 I think the recent outreach by Republicans to the Asian community was smart, but its about 3 decades too late to matter. At this point everyone is playing catchup but its too late.

I mean, we could have revolution, but those almost always end up as bad or worse than what they fought. Ask the French or 50 other revolts how it turns out. Almost every godawful dictator on earth got there because of a revolution.

I wish a terrorist would blow up the internet, honestly. Without the bread and circuses it provides, I wonder how much differently people would react to the situation they're in. Sure, you don't have a job, but you have a smart phone and streaming video. You can download porn and jack it until you forget your sorrows. What if all that went away? How long would it be before people were on the streets rioting? Days? Hours?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (39g3+)

521 Blacks don't know it yet, but they are already 2nd class citizens in politician's calculations.

They are the abused spouse who keeps coming back for more.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (W5DcG)

522 Foggy Bottom has set up a program in 3 countries SoM (south of Mexico-- the law explicitly prevents them Mexico) to fly in "refugees".
Starting next month.
Wouldn't it be cheaper to fly them home, buy them a shack and a pickup truck and give them $40,000?
I mean in the l o o n n g g g run?

Posted by: creemeenull reactionary element at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (fBW52)

523 497 I've got a business plan. We can produce garden gnomes that conceal claymores in them. security and cutesy lawn decorations.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 02:58 PM (XUKZU)

I think the Russians have a patent on that.

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (rQe9y)

524 " Would they vote for a Republican over a Hispanic "D"? Not in a million years. "

They won't vote at all.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (BPMYx)

525 Oh and your new AG Nomination, well fuck her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 02:55 PM (nzKvP)

Shirley, you jest.
They'll bend over and vote for her with few questions asked.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (W5DcG)


Actually I don't think so. I doubt it will even be taken up in this session and Fredo goes thru with this, I really believe the Senate will sit on it as Senator Cruz has said.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (nzKvP)

526 448
I say again: we're living in Spain, ca. 1935.

More like Chile, 1972-73. Socialist elected to president and starts to destroy the country and institute socialism and lawlessness.. Legislature, courts and citizenry turn on him but socialist president doubles down on program. Now what happened next?

Posted by: George Orwell at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (1BQGO)

527 Intersperse them between patches of natures barbed wire, blackberry bushes.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 03:01 PM (XzRw1)


You forgot the napalm trenches.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (d4ZzM)

528 If you look at others who have come in during recent waves of mass immigration, "working" isn't happening all that much for them. Straight onto the teat of Uncle Sugar's welfare state.

Thinking among other cases here of the Somali muzzies up in Minnesocold who got to the USA and pretty much instantly began to bitch about how the free food they were being provided, while they sat on their duffs, wasn't halal.

No country in the world other than the USA runs a wildly generous welfare state and an open-door immigration policy. It's national suicide.



Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 02:56 PM
...True, some will work though and it's going to fuck up an already bad labor market.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (P//TQ)

529 For those talking of the dangers of riots, I give you Ben: "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

This shit goes down, time to put on our war faces and "Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war, that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial."

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 03:03 PM (8GQ0X)

530 Hey! Obama is reaching out to us!

'Josh Earnest: "The president is always willing to allow the Speaker to change his mind"'

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 03:03 PM (XUKZU)

531 Wait until we're out of money & the FSA gets nothing!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2014 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)

532 41 I think the many millions who don't agree with this should announce that we're not paying taxing in 2015.

-------

Tell that to my payroll department.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 02:01 PM (07lgx)


Same here. I would love to band together and announce that. Doesn't work because withholding.

Almost like it was planned that way.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 19, 2014 03:03 PM (jp5ZO)

533 "If you look at others who have come in during recent waves of mass
immigration, 'working' isn't happening all that much for them."

And among those who "work", what work they do pick up is often grossly and cynically exploitative of their new host society.

_The Economist_ had a piece recently about the enormous organized fraud against America's government health care programs.

It's easy pickings, with boneheaded reimbursement systems at Medicaid and Medicare that will do stuff like paying out top dollar for "orthopedic shoes" for patients who had previously had their legs amputated and paid for by the same systems.

The piece also points out the fact that immigrants are the ones seizing on this. "The gangs are often bound by ethnic ties: Russians in New York, Cubans in Miami, Nigerians in Houston and so on."

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oty9jxx

Imagine how great everything will be now, with tens of millions of new immigrants scamming Uncle Sugar, PLUS Obamacare.

I like to be in Amer-ee-ca, all right by me in Amer-ee-ca. Plenty of mon-ee in Amer-ee-ca!

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 03:04 PM (noWW6)

534 Note that the Hispanic population grew by an estimated 3,600,000 between 2010 and 2013.

Blacks don't know it yet, but they are already 2nd class citizens in politician's calculations.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 19, 2014 03:00 PM (PZ6/M)

_____

Yeah but Hispanics are much more concentrated so their political weight is diluted even if they have more raw numbers. A huge % of Hispanics live in CA, TX, AZ and NY while blacks also live in those states but also heavily in PA, OH, MI. This will change over time, but right now blacks still have more power nationally.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 03:04 PM (0LHZx)

535 Does anyone here seriously believe that through proper effort and elections we can turn this ship around?

We don't even have a ship left, we're just arguing over raft space. If only we have the right captain, we can rebuild that ship that's at the bottom of the ocean! We need another election!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 03:04 PM (39g3+)

536 I'd a million time prefer Republicans be seen as anti-Latino and anti-immigrant than anti-American.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (BZAd3)

537 524 " Would they vote for a Republican over a Hispanic "D"? Not in a million years. "

They won't vote at all.
Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (BPMYx)

_____

As long as the "D" (whatever color) promised the EBT cards to be full, they'll vote.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (0LHZx)

538 Congrats Linc....
I suggest you learn some Spanish and study Soccer announcing amigo.




Goooooooooooal!!!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (07lgx)

539 532 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 19, 2014 03:03 PM (jp5ZO)

You need to claim 6 dependents, and save the % of each check you owe in taxes by your wage's bracket if inclined....

*caveat I am not offering professional tax advice for purposes of minimizing liability or meeting the letter of legality.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (/4AZU)

540 I got Boehner's VM & made my best friend call too! He's, at least, pretending to fight!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (sj3Ax)

541
531Wait until we're out of money the FSA gets nothing!

Really? They just print more.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (kQBSd)

542 You forgot the napalm trenches.Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (d4ZzM) You're making it too complicated.Interlocking fields of fire. Several. All the ammo. You don't have to take a city, you only have to hold your home until the riots burn out.
Then, we step outside and fix it. This will be possible because there will be far, far fewer liberals after the riots.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (fwARV)

543 >>Blacks don't know it yet, but they are already 2nd class citizens in politician's calculations.

And yet look at who's been partnering with them in Ferguson? CAIR and the communists. WHy? because any unrest makes AMerica weaker - easier to destroy/dominate from the inside.

They feed off unrest, so it is a feature, not a bug, if one group or another gets pissed off and starts protesting-->rioting. Doesn't matter who it is.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (ABcz/)

544 He should just announce universal gun control while he's at it.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (BZAd3)

545 128
There's only one reason to not impeach.
It doesn't do anything but raise Obama's stock.

Then Gruber was right. The American people are stupid.

Corollary is that we can never have another black president, or really anyone other than a while male, because no one else will be expected to obey the law and act within the Constitution.

Posted by: despair at November 19, 2014 03:06 PM (dcY7v)

546 Anniversaries only matter to wives and terrorists. Barky ain't no wife.




Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 19, 2014 02:07 PM (RubNX)


Tell that to Reggie........

Posted by: Osama Bin PorkChop at November 19, 2014 03:06 PM (61BD9)

547 Moo moo you can sometimes predict future behavior by past behavior. The last four years have been pitiful and they didi not fight.

Of course they were in the minority those four years so in reality there was little they could do

That isn't the case come January. They have more tools at their disposal. The JEF has said for months he was going to do this. If they have a plan to stop him they wouldn't telegraph it now.

I'm not saying they do. But they should have anticipated this and have a plan of action . We are probably screwed. But I don't know. Neither do you. But your constant hectoring for people to give up is annoying

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 03:06 PM (Z36SR)

548 526,

Pinochet'd.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (3rpCw)

549 I just want to be able to place a fast food order in english. Is that to much to ask?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (nzKvP)

550 "Same here. I would love to band together and announce that. Doesn't work because withholding. "

Oh, what's that? You have 17 dependents? Impressive.

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (BPMYx)

551 What are you doing with my SS Number?

It's mine too, Jefe.

Posted by: Juan Carlos at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (evdj2)

552 Tell that to my payroll department.

Screw that noise. I would have the fucking hamster, the dog, the cat, MIL, the neighbors kids, etc. as exemptions.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (XzRw1)

553 549 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (nzKvP)

Si

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (/4AZU)

554 I think there is a way to not pay taxes, or at least a lot: claim a huge number of dependents on your W2 then when the bill comes, join a large mob in every city, town, and village in America, burning your tax bill publicly.

I'm not 100% sure its possible, but people would have to be a damn sight more upset than they are now to risk the IRS coming down on them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (39g3+)

555 New post up...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (ABcz/)

556
He should just announce universal gun control while he's at it.

That's coming next month through the UN.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (kQBSd)

557 What are you doing with my SS Number?

It's mine too, Jefe.
Posted by: Juan Carlos at November 19, 2014 03:07 PM (evdj2)

And shit I better change my luggage combination

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 03:08 PM (nzKvP)

558 #328, I will be in my bunk.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 19, 2014 03:08 PM (FEHu4)

559 444
Shep better get all lubed up, Rove's coming and he's got amnesty on his mind.



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (XzRw1)

THEY ARE EATING POLLO IN THE SUPERDOME!

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 19, 2014 03:09 PM (sDapq)

560 As a Christian, I would find it a great honor to be chosen by the Lord to be a martyr. I believe in Christ and the Resurrection. I am not worried about the fate of the Christians in the Levant. The Lord can vanquish the enemy in a single night (OK bible scholars out there, find the passage) if He wants.

Pray for your enemies. Keep the faith.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 03:09 PM (V70Uh)

561 556

He should just announce universal gun control while he's at it.

That's coming next month through the UN.

Only rusty musket's and environmentally friendly ball shot will be allowed.

Posted by: Addison Mitchell McConnell, Jr. at November 19, 2014 03:10 PM (XzRw1)

562 531Wait until we're out of money the FSA gets nothing!

Really? They just print more.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 03:05 PM (kQBSd)


There's an infinite supply of green ink for the printing presses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 03:10 PM (W5DcG)

563 Thanks for the witness, Grandpa Jimbo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 03:11 PM (RZlSA)

564 If one side gets to act illegally, then there is no legal remedy.

Posted by: --- at November 19, 2014 03:11 PM (MMC8r)

565 526,

Pinochet'd.


Mussolini'd.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 03:12 PM (07lgx)

566 "As long as the "D" (whatever color) promised the EBT cards to be full, they'll vote."

That's absolute bullshit and you know it. Look at the black turn out in an Obama year vs a non Obama year.

"In the thirteen competitive states examined, the decline in voting among blacks between the 2008 presidential and 2010 midterm elections ranged from 10 to 29 percentage points"

Posted by: Lauren at November 19, 2014 03:12 PM (BPMYx)

567
Only rusty musket's and environmentally friendly ball shot will be allowed.



Posted by: Addison Mitchell McConnell, Jr. at November 19, 2014 03:10 PM (XzRw1)


Heh. Ball shot.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 19, 2014 03:12 PM (fwARV)

568 531 Wait until we're out of money & the FSA gets nothing!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2014 03:03 PM (sj3Ax)


The fun part is already beginning as the competing victim groups start fighting each other.

#bringbackmytoiletpaper

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 19, 2014 03:15 PM (jp5ZO)

569 nood

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 03:15 PM (07lgx)

570 Moo moo again you are wrong. Hispanics are larger or going to be larger than blacks in NY, NJ, NC

Posted by: ThunderB at November 19, 2014 03:15 PM (Z36SR)

571 The speech will begin:

"First, let me clear up a few things about #Grubergate"

He'll show you guys.

Posted by: franksalterego at November 19, 2014 03:16 PM (Fh+WR)

572 193
Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke 9m

I also hope that the Republican party has thought about which of its
many Hispanic members it is going to use to announce its opposition.


Because people who make up the majority population of this country just don't matter anymore.

Posted by: despair at November 19, 2014 03:17 PM (dcY7v)

573 Re: The IRS

For 2014 tax returns, there will be an OwebamaCare form to file. It will require insurance info and other info. My goal is to have a nationwide boycott of that form. Include it with you tax return, but leave the info blank, writing across the form in black felt tip, an appropriate comment. My comments will be twofold: "Fuck Obama!" and "Fuck the IRS!".

If 50-100 million tax returns have that protest, that will be a non-violent civil protest against this government they could not ignore.

They didn't listen to us in Sept. 2009, ignoring our protests against 404Care. Well they'd have to listen to that protest. Of course, if people are scared of the IRS, then they've won, put a fork in this Country as it's cooked.

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 03:18 PM (8GQ0X)

574 The "hectoring to give up" is coming from those who consistently tell us to wait! Wait for the next election! Wait for a "new" Senate to take office!


This mindset is counter-productive, especially since WE ALL KNOW that the Senate and House GOP just re-elected the SAME leaders who WANT amnesty! They have both SAID so numerous times!


The GOPe, ie, the "new" Senate will do exactly what the next GOP Presidential hopeful wants them to do. Make no mistake, the next GOP primary winner will be a member of the GOPe.



2016 will be the new excuse not to act, or rock the boat on ANY issue important to Conservatives.


Why is there ANY disagreement on this? Of course the GOP will slap those Conservatives (that just elected them like idiots)....because they hate us with a passion, much more than they hate the left.

Posted by: pam at November 19, 2014 03:19 PM (cgrL5)

575 200
For fuck's sake, impeachment won't happen. You need 67 senate votes to impeach.


And yet, Nixon was removed from office without a Senate trial. He was forced out by popular opinion after the House impeached him.

Posted by: despair at November 19, 2014 03:19 PM (dcY7v)

576 Some, if there are any left, sane dem should go talk to SCOAMT & tell him he will be the most hated president if he does this. We can still impeach.

Eff this guy!

Posted by: Carol at November 19, 2014 03:22 PM (sj3Ax)

577 You forgot the napalm trenches.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 03:02 PM (d4ZzM)


Foo gas. Me likey.

Cut, Jib. Newletter.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 19, 2014 03:25 PM (jp5ZO)

578 Lots of poor civics understanding right now. It doesn't matter if Mitch takes impeachment off the table. The Senate doesn't vote to impeach, they vote to convict. Has Boehner taken it off the table? Also, I believe there is enough votes to impeach, since Republicans already control the House, and, isn't imeachment a simple majority. Of course, conviction will fail as it requires 2/3 majority. And the President is protected by Black Democratium so the House won't pursue anyway.

Posted by: Civics lesson at November 19, 2014 03:31 PM (IoYyG)

579 despair, Nixon was never impeached. (Only 2 presidents have been impeached: Andrew Johnson and Blow Job Billy; neither were convicted in the Senate.) Nixon saw the writing on the wall as Republicans were going to vote for impeachment, then most likely a Senate conviction. So he resigned.

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 03:45 PM (8GQ0X)

580 I gotta hand it to you.

You have absolutely shattered the record for logical fallacies this week.

Moo Moo...give him your medal.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 02:48 PM (d4ZzM)



If you think i've stated a logical fallacy, then you have misunderstood something.


Every state produces replacement birth certificates for adopted children which contain information that is not true.


They list the new parents as the parents at birth, and that is just not true.


How is this a logical fallacy?


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 04:42 PM (txvbW)

581 Um, my wife was adopted. The birth certificate has the names of the actual woman who gave birth to her & the actual man who made the dying carp on a muddy bank movements. It was sealed by the state of Texas, but you can simply petition to have it unsealed.

Posted by: Bumpersticker Notary Sojac at November 19, 2014 02:50 PM (MbqmP)


I assume you are referring to the original, and not the replacement.



My original has the correct information, and my replacement has factually incorrect information on it.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 04:46 PM (txvbW)

582 It's not what you owe, it's who you know.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 19, 2014 05:14 PM (BKaug)

583 To all of you "Persons of Color -- BLACKS that voted for "Chocolate Jesus" ----------------------- SUCKERS TOOK IT UP THE ASS BIG TIME !!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymand at November 19, 2014 06:20 PM (Sd++4)

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