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1 Is this the Crepe Myrtle thread?

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:41 AM (u9gzs)

2 First!!!! I WIN LIFE

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:41 AM (FA3Z7)

3 DAMNIT

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:41 AM (FA3Z7)

4 Hahahahahahahaha. Nice work, Hobojerky

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:42 AM (da5Wo)

5 Buffalo Might Get Hit With 5-6 Feet Of Snow

It's a narrow band, most of it south of B-lo.

I'm in the area and we still haven't topped an inch or 2 over the last 2 days combined.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 08:42 AM (7ObY1)

6 Universities Are Now Taking Down Their Jonathan Gruber Videos

He made fools out of them and all liberals so he has to go.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:42 AM (u9gzs)

7
Sincere condolences to Victor Davis Hanson and his family on the sudden passing of his daughter.

May the Lord send the Hanson family comfort and peace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:43 AM (CMkNk)

8 Liberals on Facebook are now doing the "Jonathan Gruber was just this guy, you know" thing.

It is amazing how that works.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 08:43 AM (Rx8ML)

9 re:Elon Musk's fear of AI

I share the same fear, qualitatively, but it's not even close to 10 years away. Much further away. The next 10 years will just be the awesome parts of AI: Doing things for humans in a very narrow way.

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:43 AM (FA3Z7)

10 1 Is this the Crepe Myrtle thread?
Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:41 AM (u9gzs)

No man is an omelet. But there are too many crepes about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (CMkNk)

11 Between the Bills and the snow, Buffalo has a lot going for it!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (wtvvX)

12 top 15?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (vPh3W)

13 Suzy Hanson, RIP, so very, very sad.... Condolences to the family.

Posted by: fBW52 at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (fBW52)

14 Now that this has failed, he wants to turn immigration into an
advantageous political issue, rallying Hispanic voters to support the
president against the new congressional majority.

This is BS. Even Hispanics do not want his amnesty crap. This smells of RNCe.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (u9gzs)

15 Judge Rules Against Rick Perry: Criminal Case to Proceed

Running him through the mud.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (IXrOn)

16 Woot, woot, woot.

Today is my Friday, tomorrow starts 1.5 weeks of vacation woot.

And Dump WOOT!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (vPh3W)

17 Gruber's an unperson, just like the prominent scientist that called Climate Change a big money $cam.

No crullers for them. Or crepes.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2014 08:45 AM (7RXcs)

18 The entire Federal government as well as academia is filled with Grubers at every level.

He's not a bug. He's a feature.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:45 AM (CMkNk)

19 Why Elon Musk Is Afraid Of Artificial Intelligence

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new.

Posted by: Kyle Reese at November 19, 2014 08:45 AM (Rx8ML)

20 Today is my Friday, tomorrow starts 1.5 weeks of vacation woot.

And Dump WOOT!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (vPh3W)

On behalf of the rest of us.......Fuck You.

Enjoy your vacation!

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (da5Wo)

21 I'm in the area and we still haven't topped an inch or 2 over the last 2 days combined.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 08:42 AM

Check out snow totals for Hurley, WI.
Close to 60" so far for the month of November.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (vPh3W)

22 All your grubervideo are now belong to us.

Posted by: fBW52 at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (fBW52)

23 Sorry targeted spending bills ain't gonna cut the mustard. First of all we only have 54 seats in the new Senate and we need 60 to pass any bill, and there is NO assurance we can get that from the gutless democrats. Shut the Gov DOWN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (nzKvP)

24 The entire Federal government as well as academia is filled with Grubers at every level. He's not a bug. He's a feature. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:45 AM (CMkNk)

Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of Fed bashing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (6rKEC)

25 Buffalo Might Get Hit With 5-6 Feet Of Snow

From what I understand they have already been hit with 4 feet and it has not let up.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (u9gzs)

26 18 The entire Federal government as well as academia is filled with Grubers at every level.

yup...
er, hey wait a minute

Posted by: Judas Iscariot Roberts, C.J. at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (hKyl0)

27 In the next 10 years we will see an explosion in useful AI:

1) 2-Way translation of speech in real time, good between close languages, merely serviceable among disparate.

2) Self-driving cars will be fielded for the wealthy(and military applications)

3) Personal AI assistants, being free secretaries, managing your appointments.

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:47 AM (FA3Z7)

28
Jeez, what the hell did I start with this Mary, Queen of Crullers thing????

Ugh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:47 AM (CMkNk)

29 Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of Fed bashing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (6rKEC)

Oh, come on, you know where the Hot Air button is.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 08:47 AM (Rx8ML)

30 Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of Fed bashing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (6rKEC)

Gov't leech.

*runs*

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:47 AM (da5Wo)

31 I'm in the area and we still haven't topped an inch or 2 over the last 2 days combined.

Can't believe you did that. Keep your shovel at your side!

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2014 08:47 AM (FcR7P)

32 24 Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of Fed bashing.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (6rKEC)

I assume that ain't sarcasm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:48 AM (CMkNk)

33 10 No man is an omelet. But there are too many crepes about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (CMkNk)

Do you remember a restaurant out in San Jose called Incredible Crepes?

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:48 AM (u9gzs)

34 Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of Fed bashing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:46 AM (6rKEC)

We need to up our unreasonableness.

I'll start:

ALL TAXATION IS THEFT

ALL GOVT IS ILLIGITAMATE

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:48 AM (FA3Z7)

35 In the next 10 years we will see an explosion in useful AI:

Phrasing!

Posted by: Kyle Reese at November 19, 2014 08:49 AM (Rx8ML)

36
Ditch Gruber. If you sprechen sie Deutsch, you capisce.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:49 AM (CMkNk)

37 I assume that ain't sarcasm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:48 AM (CMkNk)

Bannion is an employee of the govt. So he takes blanket bashing a little personally. Sort of like me having a teacher for a wife.

Truth is, there is truth in the bashing. But, as always, there are plenty of exceptions. There are good teachers and there are good fed employees.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:49 AM (da5Wo)

38 15
Judge Rules Against Rick Perry: Criminal Case to Proceed

Running him through the mud.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 08:44 AM (IXrOn)

Aren't judges in TX elected? This guy is from liberal Austin so the story tells itself.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:49 AM (u9gzs)

39 Musk is a dork. How do you build ethics into machines when we can't even get our doctors, lawyers, and political leaders to recognize the concept?

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (UzPAd)

40 Do you remember a restaurant out in San Jose called Incredible Crepes?
Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:48 AM (u9gzs)

Mendelbaum
Mendelbaum
Mendelbaum
Mendelbaum

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (nzKvP)

41 Phrasing!
Posted by: Kyle Reese at November 19, 2014 08:49 AM (Rx8ML)

lololol oops

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (FA3Z7)

42 I assume that ain't sarcasm?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:48 AM (CMkNk)

Gets a little old.

The squishy middle of the bureaucracy is actually pretty competent. It's the bottom rungs - which couldn't get a job without some kind of thumb on the scale - and the top - which couldn't get a job unless Daddy donated to the party - that is routinely and roundly incompetent.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (6rKEC)

43 33 Do you remember a restaurant out in San Jose called Incredible Crepes?
Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:48 AM (u9gzs)

I've never been to San Jose. Didn't know the way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (CMkNk)

44 Fine ...

"We find most Federal Employees to be suckers of cock by choice whom are more than eager to place themselves as a higher class of citizen ... but Bannion's an OK guy"

Better ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (+jsVQ)

45 Musk is a dork. How do you build ethics into machines when we can't even get our doctors, lawyers, and political leaders to recognize the concept?
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (UzPAd)

kind of his point. If we build super-smart copies of us, guess how good at war they will be.

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (FA3Z7)

46
If you sprechen sie Deutsch, you capisce.

Now there's a mixed metaphor!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 08:51 AM (JtwS4)

47 Mendelbaum
Mendelbaum
Mendelbaum
Mendelbaum
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (nzKvP)

^5

Still one of the funniest episodes ever.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:51 AM (6rKEC)

48 Musk is a dork. How do you build ethics into machines when we can't even get our doctors, lawyers, and political leaders to recognize the concept?

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (UzPAd)

I'll let Susan Calvin explain....

Posted by: Isaac Asimov at November 19, 2014 08:51 AM (Rx8ML)

49 15 damn degrees!

Posted by: mpfs at November 19, 2014 08:51 AM (a80Yl)

50
"We find most Federal Employees to be suckers of cock by choice whom are more than eager to place themselves as a higher class of citizen ... but Bannion's an OK guy"

Better ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (+jsVQ)

I'm good with that.

::: fist bump :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:51 AM (6rKEC)

51 Some of you morons will have been following this as part of your on-going quest to determine whether Rove has, in fact, been turned, or if he really is that much of a stupid, effing loser. This is the 2nd account I've seen from Andress on the subject, and in fairness it does provide plausible support in favor of the W. Admin.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oepzoc5

Posted by: fBW52 at November 19, 2014 08:51 AM (fBW52)

52 Talked to my parents lastnight. They live about 30 milesSE of Buffalo and have 60 inch of snow in the back yard.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 08:51 AM (kQBSd)

53 Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (6rKEC)

May I have your permission to use the squishy middle is competent? I would like to use that at the end of year review with boss.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:52 AM (vPh3W)

54
There are good teachers and there are good fed employees.

But probably not Bannion.

*flips desk over and hides behind it*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 08:52 AM (JtwS4)

55 Truth is, there is truth in the bashing. But, as always, there are plenty of exceptions. There are good teachers and there are good fed employees.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:49 AM (da5Wo)

Your check is in the mail.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:52 AM (6rKEC)

56 freebeacon.org and bighollywood both have the story of Will Smith's kids

creepy, weird kids

Scientologist Obama Donor Will Smith Did a Number on His Two Kids

http://freebeacon.com/culture/scientologist-obama-donor-will-smith-did-a-number-on-his-two-kids/

I didn't know Smith was a Scientologist. They went to the same school that Cruise's kid was supposed to go to before Katie Holmes took her away from it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 08:53 AM (IXrOn)

57 May I have your permission to use the squishy middle is competent? I would like to use that at the end of year review with boss.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:52 AM (vPh3W)

Mais oui!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:53 AM (6rKEC)

58 Jordan delays return of ambassador to Israel after synagogue attack

????
Because in the little shrimp king's head it is somehow the Jooos fault they got murdered while praying?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:53 AM (nzKvP)

59 How do you build ethics into machines when we can't even get our doctors, lawyers, and political leaders to recognize the concept?

***

Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of doctor bashing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 19, 2014 08:53 AM (NeFrd)

60 AoSHQ: A smart, *reasonable*, military blog

I can't get this bad taste out of my mouth.

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (FA3Z7)

61 Your check is in the mail.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:52 AM (6rKEC)

Apply it towards the 2015 NoVaMoMe. That's already getting talked up over on facebook. We may have a new record for distance traveled. Lovely lady from Ohio wants to come.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (da5Wo)

62 42 Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (6rKEC)

Perhaps I'm using too broad a brush, and I admit it's not fair to blame many individual people who have good intentions, er, who are hard working, but look at it this way. Over the past 50 years, what has the Federal government in its entirety done to ensure your individual rights and personal freedoms as guaranteed in the Constitution and Bill of rights?

Q.E.D.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (CMkNk)

63 Here's a timely story about seals raping penguins:

http://tinyurl.com/m5u2o9u

Posted by: Feh at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (ied4u)

64 43 I've never been to San Jose. Didn't know the way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:50 AM (CMkNk)

It wasn't too far from where I used to live in Union City. They use to advertise heavily on KFAT out of Gilroy.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (u9gzs)

65 Has anyone heard from CDR M? He has disappeared.

Posted by: mpfs at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (a80Yl)

66
Your check is in the mail.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:52

Cheap? Send him a bottle of candy flavored vodka.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (vPh3W)

67 Did you see who the majority democrats let read the final vote on Keystone last night? Woo-Woo Warren. What a joke.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (nzKvP)

68 >>Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of doctor bashing.

Pipe down, foot wrangler. We haven't gotten to blanket northeast bashing yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (g1DWB)

69
Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of doctor bashing.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 19, 2014 08:53 AM (NeFrd)

Wait until AmishDude gets here and then we'll do lawyer bashing.

Question: Do we like anyone except Kate Upton? Asking...for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (6rKEC)

70
Over the past 50 years, what has the Federal government in its entirety done to ensure your individual rights and personal freedoms as guaranteed in the Constitution and Bill of rights?

Killed some of the people who needed it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (JtwS4)

71 Question: Do we like anyone except Kate Upton? Asking...for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (6rKEC)

Kate Upton is fat. Just ask around.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (da5Wo)

72 Question: Do we like anyone except Kate Upton? Asking...for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (6rKEC)

That hag?

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (Rx8ML)

73
Apply it towards the 2015 NoVaMoMe. That's already getting talked up over on facebook. We may have a new record for distance traveled. Lovely lady from Ohio wants to come.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (da5Wo)

Give us up here in NJ enough warning. I'd love to travel down for the next one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (nzKvP)

74 Perhaps I'm using too broad a brush, and I admit it's not fair to blame many individual people who have good intentions, er, who are hard working, but look at it this way. Over the past 50 years, what has the Federal government in its entirety done to ensure your individual rights and personal freedoms as guaranteed in the Constitution and Bill of rights?

Q.E.D.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (CMkNk)

TOTALLY with you.

But your argument is really with politicians who created a fucked up system, and sub-literate mouthbreathers who can't get a job without affirmative action.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (6rKEC)

75
Question: Do we like anyone except Kate Upton? Asking...for a friend.

There is a short, stacked legal professional whom we pretend to like out of fear.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (JtwS4)

76 Whence Keystone Comes

Great story of people who actually do things. No wonder their work can't be allowed into the US.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (FcR7P)

77 out there...

Willow also stated that she has never read a book that she likes, so she just writes her own books and then reads them.

"That's what I do with novels. There're no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it's the best thing," said Willow.

"Willow's been writing her own novels since she was 6," said Jaden.

Jaden and Willow also don't think that anybody else makes "cool" music, so they only listen to their own music.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (IXrOn)

78 72 Question: Do we like anyone except Kate Upton? Asking...for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (6rKEC)

That hag?
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (Rx8ML

And those saggy boobehs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (vPh3W)

79
Question: Do we like anyone except Kate Upton? Asking...for a friend.

Penelope Cruz and her sister. A twofer

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (kQBSd)

80 Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz was appointed Tuesday to become the new House Oversight and Government Reform Committee chairman

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (nzKvP)

81 That hag?
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (Rx8ML)

I'll pretend that years in EOD have resulted in your Traumatic Brain Injury.

Boobehs to blaster! STAT!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (6rKEC)

82
Regarding Germany and Japan, David P. Goldman wrote an excellent book "How Civilizations Die (and why Islam is dying too)"

I liked his comment that "neither Japan nor Germany apparently will reproduce in captivity."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 19, 2014 08:58 AM (V70Uh)

83 Penelope Cruz and her sister. A twofer
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (kQBSd)

Oh....oh my...yes.

And I'll take a side order of Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:58 AM (6rKEC)

84 Give us up here in NJ enough warning. I'd love to travel down for the next one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (nzKvP)

It'll be late June. We'll pick an exact date and location after the New Year I would imagine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:58 AM (da5Wo)

85 Dark matter = source of all the god-king Ogabe's force

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ksryfr4

Posted by: Dude! Like, my quantum fields are all kinky! at November 19, 2014 08:58 AM (fBW52)

86 83 Penelope Cruz and her sister. A twofer
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (kQBSd)

Oh....oh my...yes.

And I'll take a side order of Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:58 AM (6rKEC)

*fistbump*

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:59 AM (da5Wo)

87 Penelope Cruz and her sister. A twofer

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 08:57 AM (kQBSd)

Have you watched Bandidas? Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek wrestling in the water?

Wait, I had a point here.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 08:59 AM (Rx8ML)

88 Morning Morons. Colder in Charlotte, 21, that NYC 22.

Worthless son, who lives in NYC, just happened to plan business trip in LA, high 68, currently 55.

I hate him.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 19, 2014 09:00 AM (0FSuD)

89 That Rothman piece on the GOP shutdown sure is measured, huh? Lol.

If the Smart Set could get past their egos for two seconds they'd realize our biggest objection is to the GOP unilaterally disarming ( not to mention announcing that plan in advance). But it's easier to ignore a reasonable objection and call us deluded.

Posted by: Y-not, deluded hobbit at November 19, 2014 09:00 AM (wlPue)

90 Give us up here in NJ enough warning. I'd love to travel down for the next one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (nzKvP) It'll be late June. We'll pick an exact date and location after the New Year I would imagine. Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:58 AM (da5Wo)

Dude, we've put the word on the street in April the last two years!!

Bring Sefton for this one....his wife too.

We'll have Mrs. Nearsider there so there will be at least two liberals in the room who have agreed to remain firmly disconnected from reality.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (6rKEC)

91 Penelope Cruz is left wing bat shit crazy isn't she?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (nzKvP)

92 I like Marlee Matlin ... but only because it's so was to shut her up. Just have to grab her wrists.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (+jsVQ)

93
I have a question:

Why did the keystone bill need 60 senate votes? Was it being filibustered? Anybody?

As a follow on question, why does our media suck so bad that I can't find this in any articles?

Posted by: dan-O at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (D0bIN)

94 Fox is reporting Buffalo under 6 feet of snow now.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (u9gzs)

95 74 But your argument is really with politicians who created a fucked up system, and sub-literate mouthbreathers who can't get a job without affirmative action.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 08:56 AM (6rKEC)

Present company excepted, I think you made my point. But let's leave it at that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (CMkNk)

96 Ah....AoSHQ, my go-to place for a daily dose of doctor bashing.

Come for the doctor bashing, stay for the "unmarried women who whelped no bastards and pay their own way through life" bashing.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (ZKzrr)

97 Penelope Cruz is left wing bat shit crazy isn't she?

You're not supposed to fap to her politics.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (Rx8ML)

98
*fistbump*
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:59 AM (da5Wo)

But NO KimK.

Nope. Can't do it.

Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (6rKEC)

99 Talk about your freakish genetically-modified organisms...

"Buffalo Has Five Feet"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (NeFrd)

100 91 Penelope Cruz is left wing bat shit crazy isn't she?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (nzKvP)

Maybe, but her TandA seems to be centered very nicely.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (da5Wo)

101 If the Smart Set could get past their egos for two seconds they'd realize our biggest objection is to the GOP unilaterally disarming ( not to mention announcing that plan in advance). But it's easier to ignore a reasonable objection and call us deluded.
Posted by: Y-not, deluded hobbit at November 19, 2014 09:00 AM (wlPue)

It's like a US President setting a hard withdrawal date in a War

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (nzKvP)

102 Apply it towards the 2015 NoVaMoMe. That's already getting talked up over on facebook. We may have a new record for distance traveled. Lovely lady from Ohio wants to come.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (da5Wo)

I may just get over my distaste of air travel for that one. Just to see Her Imperial Malevolence in her natural element.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (zF6Iw)

103 Dude, we've put the word on the street in April the last two years!!

Yeah I think I was on Active Duty last year in NC at the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (nzKvP)

104 Jonathan Gruber was just following orders! Just following orders! Move along, stupid H8rs! Nothing to see here!

Posted by: MSM at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (vd4oB)

105 Fox is reporting Buffalo under 6 feet of snow now.

Faux Noise always hating on our President! If you believe that crap you will believe anything! It is sunny and a balmy 70 degrees there! Because of global warming!

Posted by: Typical moonbat at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (Rx8ML)

106
On a cold morning something to warm you morons up, becase I'm a giver.
Snake Dance
http://tinyurl.com/colg5ym

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (kQBSd)

107 64 It wasn't too far from where I used to live in Union City. They use to advertise heavily on KFAT out of Gilroy.
Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 08:54 AM (u9gzs)

When I lived in LA, I always wanted to go to the Garlic Festival but never made it. Will have to make it one of these years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (CMkNk)

108 Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (ZKzrr)

****

Shouldn't you change that 'donuts' for 'crullers' this morning?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (NeFrd)

109 >>Why did the keystone bill need 60 senate votes? Was it being filibustered? Anybody?

Veto override. Obama said he would veto it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (g1DWB)

110 Dude, we've put the word on the street in April the last two years!!

Bring Sefton for this one....his wife too.

We'll have Mrs. Nearsider there so there will be at least two liberals in the room who have agreed to remain firmly disconnected from reality.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (6rKEC)

Sweet, we can scare the uninitiated. Maybe get Weirddave to drop F-bombs all over the restaurant again.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (da5Wo)

111 @96 HR, I'm buying. (QwikTrip has "glazers" on sale.)

Posted by: Dude! Like, my quantum fields are all kinky! at November 19, 2014 09:04 AM (fBW52)

112 Buffalo Might Get Hit With 5-6 Feet Of Snow

Get that animal into the barn, quick!

Posted by: edj at November 19, 2014 09:04 AM (klzyR)

113 91 Penelope Cruz is left wing bat shit crazy isn't she?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (nzKvP)

Yes. Bashed Israel during the Gaza war.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:04 AM (CMkNk)

114 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 08:55 AM (nzKvP)

The conservative columnist Don Surber says the fake Indian was given a fake shiny new assignment to groom her to run for the Presidency in 2016. The link for the article is at the end of the earlier thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 09:04 AM (RZlSA)

115 think Fredo is waiting for the Fergueson riots to sign that executive order on Amnesty?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:04 AM (nzKvP)

116 Come for the doctor bashing, stay for the "unmarried women who whelped no bastards and pay their own way through life" bashing.

Don't cry for me Argentina

Posted by: Your retarded uncle in Japanese pr0n at November 19, 2014 09:04 AM (Rx8ML)

117 Well Heather ... if you feel cheated on the "no spawn" front, I can always loan you mine. Should clear that misconception up in no time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 09:05 AM (+jsVQ)

118 Come for the doctor bashing, stay for the "unmarried women who whelped no bastards and pay their own way through life" bashing.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (ZKzrr)

Yet another thing that pisses me off. Man....what to do what to do what to do...

I know, I'll go spend another $10 million tax payer $$

That will make me feel better.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:05 AM (6rKEC)

119 I may just get over my distaste of air travel for that one. Just to see Her Imperial Malevolence in her natural element.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (zF6Iw)

Good! I told everyone at the MoMe last year to get on your case about coming.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:05 AM (da5Wo)

120 >>think Fredo is waiting for the Fergueson riots to sign that executive order on Amnesty?

That was my theory. Good crisis not to be wasted and all that.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 09:05 AM (g1DWB)

121 The conservative columnist Don Surber says the fake Indian was given a fake shiny new assignment to groom her to run for the Presidency in 2016. The link for the article is at the end of the earlier thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 09:04 AM (RZlSA)

Yes I know.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:05 AM (nzKvP)

122 Damn. Very sad for VDH on the passing of his daughter. Beautiful girl. Leukemia or lymphoma, I guess...judging by the donation request.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (vd4oB)

123 Sweet, we can scare the uninitiated. Maybe get Weirddave to drop F-bombs all over the restaurant again.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (da5Wo)

Oh man...I had finally blotted than one out of my memory.

What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (6rKEC)

124 Veto override. Obama said he would veto it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM (g1DWB)

Nope, the Dems filibustered it. Veto override only counts if it gets passed so it can get vetoed, and, override needs 67.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (Rx8ML)

125
Penelope Cruz is left wing bat shit crazy isn't she?

This is why we can't have nice things. Kate Upton is fat, Nastassja Kinski boned Roman Polanski. There's a killjoy for everyone.

These people exist for us to project fantasies onto. So in mine I change Penelope Cruz's politics by doing her from behind while she reads Friedrich Hayek and we end up in a threesome with Salma Hayek.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (JtwS4)

126 Fox is reporting Buffalo under 6 feet of snow now.

Reality to Global Warming: Drop Dead!

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2014 09:07 AM (FcR7P)

127 I may just get over my distaste of air travel for that one. Just to see Her Imperial Malevolence in her natural element.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 09:02 AM (zF6Iw)

You will greatly appreciate being guaranteed to be around like-minded people.

Oh....and bewbs. Can't forget the bewbs...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:07 AM (6rKEC)

128 What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (6rKEC)

ohbahmuh I believe is how it's pronounced.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:07 AM (da5Wo)

129 Shouldn't you change that 'donuts' for 'crullers' this morning?

Why?

27F and dry in Indy this morning. Harrumph. I could have moved to Buffalo ten years ago, but at the time I thought it wasn't prudent to move a thousand miles without a job lined up first...I'm kind of an idiot that way.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:07 AM (ZKzrr)

130 >>Nope, the Dems filibustered it. Veto override only counts if it gets passed so it can get vetoed, and, override needs 67.

I stand corrected.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 09:08 AM (g1DWB)

131 These people exist for us to project fantasies onto. So in mine I change Penelope Cruz's politics by doing her from behind while she reads Friedrich Hayek and we end up in a threesome with Salma Hayek.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (JtwS4)

I am intrigued by your mind-thoughts and would like to subscribe to your newsletter if, perchance, you publish such an august document.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:08 AM (6rKEC)

132 Why?

27F and dry in Indy this morning. Harrumph. I could have moved to Buffalo ten years ago, but at the time I thought it wasn't prudent to move a thousand miles without a job lined up first...I'm kind of an idiot that way.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:07 AM (ZKzrr)

Long discussion in previous thread on the correct pronunciation of "cruller".

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:08 AM (da5Wo)

133 Well Heather ... if you feel cheated on the "no spawn" front,

I'm just tired of being told I'm a freak for following what was the prescribed norm for a thousand years of Western society (not having children without a husband first).

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:09 AM (ZKzrr)

134
Penelope Cruz is left wing bat shit crazy isn't she?

Who talk politics in bed with a HOT brunette?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:09 AM (kQBSd)

135 Long discussion in previous thread on the correct pronunciation of "cruller".

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:08 AM (da5Wo)

Glenn Close was masterful playing Cruller DeVille.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:10 AM (Rx8ML)

136 I'll give $10 to the first person that gets a Washington Redskins bumber sticker on Lieawatha's Prius. Photos necessary and some sort of proof of ownership.

Posted by: fairweatherbill empowering your 1/32nd inner indian at November 19, 2014 09:10 AM (vnv1F)

137 I'm just tired of being told I'm a freak for following what was the prescribed norm for a thousand years of Western society (not having children without a husband first).

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:09 AM (ZKzrr)

Those people can go get fucked. You're an Ette. That's what matters.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:10 AM (da5Wo)

138 I'll give $10 to the first person that gets a Washington Redskins bumber sticker on Lieawatha's Prius.

Dollars to crullers she has a big ass SUV.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:11 AM (Rx8ML)

139 What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (6rKEC)

Selbstgesitzpinkled?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:11 AM (CMkNk)

140 What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (6rKEC)

Beer?

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:11 AM (Rx8ML)

141 So, a woman in NY that was being " monitored" died suddenly and they are testing the corpse for Ebola.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2014 09:12 AM (v5UtH)

142
Those people can go get fucked. You're an Ette. That's what matters.

*hoists beer in honor of all 'ettes*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:13 AM (JtwS4)

143 @106 Unbelievably corny! It plays like it was edited by the sophomore committee from Film Art class at FDR H.S. someplace in Ohio.
I don't want to know, but I'd guess that was one of Tarantino's paste-ups.

Posted by: Dude! Like, my quantum fields are all kinky! at November 19, 2014 09:13 AM (fBW52)

144 What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (6rKEC)

Democrat?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)

145 141 So, a woman in NY that was being " monitored" died suddenly and they are testing the corpse for Ebola.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2014 09:12 AM (v5UtH)

Oh it's a wee bit more than that. She collapsed, according to witnesses, with blood gushing from her mouth and nose. There are pics of the FDNY in full hazmat gear on the scene.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:14 AM (da5Wo)

146 110 Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:01 AM (6rKEC)

Hey Sean! Wifey is going to DC today for a 3 day conference. All leftist professors! I almost came down for a day or so to visit with a dear friend and wife who are also lib loons.

Had I known. . .

But, I will try and sneak away for a MoMeU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:14 AM (CMkNk)

147

*hoists beer in honor of all 'ettes*

*hoists kilt in honor of all 'ettes*

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:14 AM (kQBSd)

148 What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?

Found it.

fremdscham

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM (6rKEC)

149 Did I hear someone say NoVaMomeet?

I guess I need to start conditioning my liver

Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM (lsEZC)

150 Joke's on them Heather.

I followed the prescribed procreation route ... and I'm STILL a freak, so there.

Besides, you wanted to buy cream-filled penis donuts !!! How cool is that ?!?! Can the little morally judgemental baby factories say that ? I THINK NOT !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM (+jsVQ)

151 *hoists kilt in honor of all 'ettes*

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:14 AM (kQBSd)

I think that's GGE's job. He did show up to last year's MoMe in a kilt.

Damn thing nearly got me in a bar fight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM (da5Wo)

152

Buffalo. I'd hit it.

Posted by: Snow at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM (CMkNk)

153 Off 6-sided flakey sock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:16 AM (CMkNk)

154 What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?

-
Mileycyrusen.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 09:16 AM (ee9LE)

155 Hey Sean! Wifey is going to DC today for a 3 day conference. All leftist professors! I almost came down for a day or so to visit with a dear friend and wife who are also lib loons.

Had I known. . .
Hey Sean! Wifey is going to DC today for a 3 day conference. All leftist professors! I almost came down for a day or so to visit with a dear friend and wife who are also lib loons. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:14 AM (CMkNk)

Damm it J.J.!!!! I would have taken you out!

For drinks, I mean.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:16 AM (6rKEC)

156 Speaking of movies - Predator 2 was on the TV last night. I had forgotten the following:

1. How really bad it was.

2. Related to 1, but, wow, the cop movie cliches were strong with this one.

3. A lot of familiar faces in the movie. Like Adam Effing Baldwin. And Pvt. Hudson.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:16 AM (Rx8ML)

157 149 Did I hear someone say NoVaMomeet?

I guess I need to start conditioning my liver

Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM (lsEZC)

Now there's someone I haven't seen in a while!

I'm still pissed I missed you stuffing that ewok down the front of your shirt.

*waits for comments to explode*

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:16 AM (da5Wo)

158 105 Fox is reporting Buffalo under 6 feet of snow now.
---------------

can we use Mary Cloggenstein as a yard stick?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (vPh3W)

159
*hoists kilt in honor of all 'ettes*

OK, this is sort of a brag.

I went to Halloween as William Wallace. It was the first time I had a girl reach up my skirt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (JtwS4)

160 When I lived in LA, I always wanted to go to the Garlic Festival but never made it. Will have to make it one of these years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:03 AM

When I lived in L.A., I loved making runs between the Clam Center of the World (Pismo Beach), the Garlic Center of the World (Gilroy) and the Artichoke Center of the World (Castroville).

I miss my "Giant Artichoke" t-shirt. I went back once to replace it, but they didn't have any left. Or artichoke-shaped refrigerator magnets....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (PoKIA)

161 Payers going up for Victor Davis Hanson, his family and his daughter's friends as they mourn their earthly loss.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (ur9nk)

162 155 Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:16 AM (6rKEC)

Taken me out, how? Like the Mafia or Harry Reid?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (CMkNk)

163 I guess I need to start conditioning my liver
Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM (lsEZC)

Start?!?!?!?

I thought you were always in shape for that.

Folks...spypeach has an epic conditioning program. You should ask her about it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (6rKEC)

164
Does anybody know what killed VDH's young daughter?

Posted by: maddogg at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (xWW96)

165 Besides, you wanted to buy cream-filled penis donuts !!! How cool is that ?!?!

I still would. They're probably illegal in Indiana. Hell, I think I might be illegal in Indiana. Lol.

(Thanks, Cochran.)

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:18 AM (ZKzrr)

166 156 Truly awful,they even managed to get global warming into it.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2014 09:18 AM (v5UtH)

167 It was the first time I had a girl reach up my skirt.Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (JtwS4)Bragging or complaining?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:18 AM (kQBSd)

168 "think Fredo is waiting for the Fergueson riots to sign that executive order on Amnesty?

Posted by: Nevergiveup"

Yup.
Have a nice big squirrel ! already in play to confuse / diffuse the issue.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (go6ud)

169
Damn thing nearly got me in a bar fight.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:15 AM

Now my curiosity has got the best of me. How does a guy get into a bar fight when he is not wearing the kilt?

I don't have much of a bucket list, but I'm thinking about putting this mome on it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (vPh3W)

170 I've been here, Cochran, just been busy with a lot of BS.
I still have the little ewok, he sits on the dashboard of my car and smiles at me.

Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (lsEZC)

171
VDH daughter obit just said brief illness.

I can't imagine the agony of losing a child.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (JtwS4)

172 Oh, and the snake dance? Fantastic movie making right there. I am quite sure Tarantino wrote that scene for himself.

The second best part of From Dusk Till Dawn is Tarantino gets killed. Twice.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (Rx8ML)

173
I've heard of hall monitors, but Ebola monitors?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2014 09:20 AM (CMkNk)

174 I've been here, Cochran, just been busy with a lot of BS.
I still have the little ewok, he sits on the dashboard of my car and smiles at me.
Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (lsEZC)

#euphemismalert

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:20 AM (6rKEC)

175 Mary Cloggenstein as a yardstick??? What are you intending to measure, the hair on a libtard woman's legs?

Posted by: fairweatherbill empowering your 1/32nd inner indian at November 19, 2014 09:20 AM (vnv1F)

176 Donations were being asked for a leukemia/lymphoma organization.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 09:20 AM (RZlSA)

177 Folks...spypeach has an epic conditioning program. You should ask her about it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:17 AM (6rKEC)

I have no idea what you speak of.

Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:20 AM (lsEZC)

178 (Thanks, Cochran.)

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 09:18 AM (ZKzrr)

*handwaves*

You're with us. End of story.

Now, what's it going to take to get you out to the NoVaMoMe?

Cause that needs to happen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:21 AM (da5Wo)

179 Important life lesson from NoVaMoMee - never show up late to Morons at an open bar.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:21 AM (Rx8ML)

180
Hello again from Way Down Here and it's Thursday morning..

We still have Kim Kardashian here flogging her new perfume...another stylish outfit///

http://goo.gl/rhUIqV

Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:21 AM (vQFus)

181 Why Elon Musk Is Afraid Of Artificial Intelligence

Just let the government regulate it. Problem solved.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2014 09:22 AM (zoehZ)

182 VDH daughter obit just said brief illness.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (JtwS4)

I think it was leukemia.

They request donations in lieu of flowers to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:22 AM (6rKEC)

183 Important life lesson from NoVaMoMee - never show up late to Morons at an open bar.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:21 AM (Rx8ML)

This is the Tao of Moron.

You may now leave us, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:22 AM (6rKEC)

184 The two state solution is dead... again... still. Never really lived at all, except in the minds of those who wanted Israel to cease to exist from the getgo.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 09:22 AM (BZAd3)

185
Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:21 AM (vQFus)

Drop her in the outback with no sunscreen.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:23 AM (kQBSd)

186 We still have Kim Kardashian here flogging her new perfume...another stylish outfit///

She actually doesn't look too bad in that picture, with her hair pulled back and simple makeup. Classic, not trashy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 09:23 AM (zF6Iw)

187 VDH daughter obit just said brief illness.
=======

The last sentence is a request for donations to a Leukemia/Lymphoma research charity.

Posted by: mrp at November 19, 2014 09:23 AM (JBggj)

188 I have no idea what you speak of.
Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:20 AM (lsEZC)

No, no, I'm sure you don't.

Because short-term memory loss is a by-product of the program.

A longer term side effect of wearing one's panties on one's head has been noted in some populations.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:24 AM (6rKEC)

189
Just watching Fox news...yikes, all that SNOW!!!

* reminds self never ever visit the northern hemisphere in winter except Vietnam, Hong Kong, Thailand, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Pakistan etc ...*

Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:25 AM (vQFus)

190
We still have Kim Kardashian here flogging her new perfume...another stylish outfit///

She looks hideous.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at November 19, 2014 09:25 AM (JtwS4)

191 Now my curiosity has got the best of me. How does a guy get into a bar fight when he is not wearing the kilt?

I don't have much of a bucket list, but I'm thinking about putting this mome on it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 09:19 AM (vPh3W)

Lol. Ok, so GGE was in the kilt. After the MoMe "ended", about a dozen of us headed to a bar down the street. Awesome place. Huge, live music, ask AtC about the bachelorette party.

Anywho, we closed the place down. As we're leaving at about 230am, we walk past this group of pop collared, pink shirted brosephs at the front door.

One of them starts laughing, points at GGE and yells "LOOK AT THAT SHIT!! THAT DUDE IS WEARING A SKIRT!!"

I, being of sound mind and body at that point, did what anyone would do.

I bellowed. "IT'S NOT A SKIRT, IT'S A FUCKING KILT, ASSHOLE."

Which led to him and I screaming at each other "SKIRT" "KILT" "SKIRT" "KILT" and we were getting closer to being within grabbing distance.

It was at this point that Weirddave grabbed me and shoved me out the front door.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:25 AM (da5Wo)

192
Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:25 AM (vQFus)

My parents have 60 inches of snow in their backyard right now.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:26 AM (kQBSd)

193 You should get Vic to come to the MoMe and do a live reading of the news.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 09:26 AM (zF6Iw)

194 A longer term side effect of wearing one's panties on one's head has been noted in some populations.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:24 AM (6rKEC)

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Oh, and I'm still mad at you spypeach.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:27 AM (da5Wo)

195 There are good teachers and there are good fed employees.

And, like 'good Communists', they're all pushing up the daisies.

Posted by: Sir Grumpsalot at November 19, 2014 09:28 AM (Qu+jw)

196 You should get Vic to come to the MoMe and do a live reading of the news.

In my head, Paul Harvey saying "Stand by...for news!"

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:28 AM (Rx8ML)

197
Do you remember a restaurant out in San Jose called Incredible Crepes?
---
It's not safe there, Shark's territory

Posted by: Riff at November 19, 2014 09:29 AM (/eTPT)

198
192wrg500

Goodness, 60 inches of snow in the backyard - I just can't imagine seeing that

Hope your parents are OK wrg500...

Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:29 AM (vQFus)

199
It was at this point that Weirddave grabbed me and shoved me out the front door.

Killjoy.

When I was a young Moron living in NYC I went all around a bar showing people that trick where yousmack your beer bottle on top of someone else's and it makes their beer foam up and squirt out of the bottle.

I should point out that I was showing this trick to people I did not know.

I found my friend at the front of the bar and said "there's a bunch of guys back there who want to beat me up and I don't know why". Friend dragged me out of the bar.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:30 AM (JtwS4)

200 T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams
Druuuuudge siren. RT @JohnJHarwood: Confirmed by source familiar: Obama to announce immigration order on
Friday in Las Vegas

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 09:30 AM (g1DWB)

201 Landrieu was the 60th vote for ObamaCare that will end her career but couldn't cash in a favor on Keystone that's going to happen regardless in about 8 weeks.

Had it passed in the Senate, it would have been a big boost to her chances. She still probably would have lost but she would look like an important figure regardless.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer woman.

Posted by: Altec at November 19, 2014 09:31 AM (13G+x)

202 Hope your parents are OK wrg500...Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:29 AM (vQFus)They're good. Only problem is my mom is 59 inches tall.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:31 AM (kQBSd)

203 When I was a young Moron living in NYC I went all around a bar showing people that trick where yousmack your beer bottle on top of someone else's and it makes their beer foam up and squirt out of the bottle.
I should point out that I was showing this trick to people I did not know.
I found my friend at the front of the bar and said "there's a bunch of guys back there who want to beat me up and I don't know why". Friend dragged me out of the bar.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:30 AM (JtwS4)

That was you?!?!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 09:31 AM (zF6Iw)

204 Oh, and I'm still mad at you spypeach.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:27 AM (da5Wo)

Don't be a h8tr, besides, don't you have photo mementos

Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (lsEZC)

205 Anybody watch SOA last nite? I only caught a little. Juices big speech and Gemma driving away at the end. I wd like to se someone spoon her yes out though. It's only fair.

Posted by: Baaaa! means no! at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (iQIUe)

206 >>Question: Do we like anyone except Kate Upton? Asking...for a friend.

*Ahem*

Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (ABcz/)

207 there is no ones ass that hasn't been gored. we like hyperbole and 65% of everything said is truth.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (nqBYe)

208 People who talk about AI "waking up" have as little idea as to how computers and AI work as that fucking guy has executive experience. It is just as likely as 1000 televisions in a giant warehouse appliance store will "wake up" as it is for AI to wake up. AI is just a program. It has neither self-awareness nor free will. I keep saying that the day they can make a computer with as much self-awareness as my cat, that is the day I will start worrying about super-smart AI.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (k733B)

209 I found my friend at the front of the bar and said "there's a bunch of guys back there who want to beat me up and I don't know why". Friend dragged me out of the bar.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:30 AM (JtwS4)

Good times.

Back in the day I was The Area down on Houston and one of my buddies comes up and says "we have to leave." "Why, we are having a good time?" "I just punched this guy."

Okay, well, it was time to go anyway, I guess.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (Rx8ML)

210 Don't be a h8tr, besides, don't you have photo mementos

Posted by: spypeach at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (lsEZC)

I do! The only photo I have of me with any member of the Horde is with you!

But I am still mad that you cut all your hair off. *shakes head*

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:33 AM (da5Wo)

211 Jindal does not mince words:

Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal, a possible 2016 Republican presidential candidate, will soon release this statement responding to the terror attack in Jerusalem.

"Our hearts and prayers are with the victims and their families after this evil attack on a place of worship," the statement reads.

"An attack on a synagogue shows that there are no bounds for terrorists. These are people depraved of any humanity in their hearts, and they must not only be stopped, they must be exterminated..."

the weeklystandard.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 09:33 AM (IXrOn)

212
That was you?!?!

Heh. If that happened to you at Dorrian's Red Hand, I apologize and will buy you a beer at a MoMe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:33 AM (JtwS4)

213 People who talk about AI "waking up" have as little idea as to how computers and AI work as that fucking guy has executive experience. It is just as likely as 1000 televisions in a giant warehouse appliance store will "wake up" as it is for AI to wake up. AI is just a program. It has neither self-awareness nor free will. I keep saying that the day they can make a computer with as much self-awareness as my cat, that is the day I will start worrying about super-smart AI.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (k733B)

So, umm, about that....

Posted by: Kyle Reese at November 19, 2014 09:34 AM (Rx8ML)

214 Oh, darn-

He should have just interrupted the football games on Thanksgiving. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 09:35 AM (RZlSA)

215 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 09:36 AM (kff5f)

216 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 09:36 AM (Rx8ML)

217
"we have to leave." "Why, we are having a good time?" "I just punched this guy."

Those are memories to last a lifetime.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (JtwS4)

218 HR at least ya ain't a dirty Breeder , in a trailer, cooking Meth and stealing grammas cat food.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (nqBYe)

219 "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" by Tom Wolfe was published in 1968.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (e8kgV)

220 But I am still mad that you cut all your hair off. *shakes head*
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:33 AM (da5W

All the hair?

::: grabs Jergens :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (6rKEC)

221 "Drunk in public," Ron White.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pTlCtUMvjs

Posted by: Dude! Like, my quantum fields are all kinky! at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (fBW52)

222 Men who wear kilts in public should also wear swords.

Cuts down on the nuisance comments.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (noWW6)

223 I feel terrible for VDH and family. The loss of a child, at any age, must be devastating.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (DrWcr)

224 Or maybe Obama could announce an immigration deal during the Macy's TG parade.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 09:38 AM (RZlSA)

225 Almost 10 am now and still not above freezing.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 09:38 AM (u9gzs)

226 >>John Harwood
Follow
Confirmed by source familiar: Obama to announce immigration order on
Friday in Las Vegas

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2014 09:38 AM (g1DWB)

227 I wonder if H1B visas get included into Obama's executive amnesty to make the Zuckerbergs of the world happy?

Posted by: Wendy at November 19, 2014 09:38 AM (KydDZ)

228 All the hair?

::: grabs Jergens :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:37 AM (6rKEC)

On her head, Bannion. Sheesh.

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:39 AM (da5Wo)

229 205 Anybody watch SOA last nite? I only caught a little. Juices big speech and Gemma driving away at the end. I wd like to se someone spoon her yes out though. It's only fair.
Posted by: Baaaa! means no! at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (iQIUe)

I DVRd it. Going to watch later today, so no spoilers por favor. Gemma needs to take the dirt nap.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 09:39 AM (DrWcr)

230 "AI is just a program.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (k733B)"

I'm sorry you feel this way, Dave.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at November 19, 2014 09:39 AM (lG2E3)

231 they will probably announce the immigration deal as soon as Ferguson lights up, and play Ferguson on t.v 24/7 for the next month.

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2014 09:39 AM (nqBYe)

232 208 People who talk about AI "waking up" have as little idea as to how computers and AI work as that fucking guy has executive experience. It is just as likely as 1000 televisions in a giant warehouse appliance store will "wake up" as it is for AI to wake up. AI is just a program. It has neither self-awareness nor free will. I keep saying that the day they can make a computer with as much self-awareness as my cat, that is the day I will start worrying about super-smart AI.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at November 19, 2014 09:32 AM (k733B)

This statement reminds me of this statement.

"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives." --Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 09:39 AM (txvbW)

233 Morning, all!

So snow and SCOAMF doing amnesty this week, huh? Gonna need another cup of coffee....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 09:39 AM (ABcz/)

234 Obama is just trolling everyone.He might as well step up the podium and say "Fuck you,what are you gonna do about it?"

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (v5UtH)

235 Bill Cosby jacked it while laying in bed next to me.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's sister at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (DrWcr)

236 Back it up Kim! Beep, beep, beep...
Brb

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (zPNX5)

237 The GOP Plan To Fight Executive Orders Is Coming Together

1. Capitulate
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (7ObY1)

238 On her head, Bannion. Sheesh.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:39 AM (da5Wo)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Never mind.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (6rKEC)

239 227 I wonder if H1B visas get included into Obama's executive amnesty to make the Zuckerbergs of the world happy?
Posted by: Wendy at November 19, 2014 09:38 AM (KydDZ)

500,000 H1Bs, it's the hidden agenda. Replace the middle class with more liberal people from overseas

Posted by: MikeH at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (DNTer)

240 Have we managed to disappoint Republican spokesperson Chris Christie yet today?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (XzRw1)

241 Everything was fine, until the toaster realized what was being plunged in HIM.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (UzPAd)

242
202 wrg500
Hey,
Tell your Mum to stay inside! And I had to get the converter out, inches into cms to visualise the depth...

Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:41 AM (vQFus)

243 >>they will probably announce the immigration deal as soon as Ferguson
lights up, and play Ferguson on t.v 24/7 for the next month.

I had figured he's wait until Congress went home for the holidays....just to be extra-SCOAMF-y.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 09:41 AM (ABcz/)

244
Or maybe Obama could announce an immigration deal during the Macy's TG parade.
----
Macy's has a transgendered parade?

Posted by: Riff at November 19, 2014 09:41 AM (/eTPT)

245 240 Have we managed to disappoint Republican spokesperson Chris Christie yet today?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 09:40 AM (XzRw1)

His appetite is huge for disappointment

Posted by: MikeH at November 19, 2014 09:42 AM (DNTer)

246 nood

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 09:42 AM (u9gzs)

247 The GOP Plan To Fight Executive Orders Is Coming Together

You know... once the majority of Americans come to embrace this idea that we can just ignore the Constitution (and the logical next step: that we can just ignore the law) whenever it would be detrimental in the short-run to do the right thing instead, I don't think our "betters" are going to like what happens.

It doesn't f*cking matter that "people won't like it." If the correct Constitutional remedy for the rogue executive is a shutdown, the shut it the f*ck down.

Suing the President is *NOT* the correct Constitutional remedy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 09:42 AM (kff5f)

248
Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:41 AM (vQFus)

152.4 cm

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:43 AM (kQBSd)

249 "500,000 H1Bs, it's the hidden agenda. Replace the middle class with more liberal people from overseas"

Also, apparently, the rules for letting H-1B holders bring in their entire extended families with them are to be greatly relaxed.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 09:43 AM (noWW6)

250 Just watching Fox news...yikes, all that SNOW!!!

Hi aussie, forgive me a dumb question but, do you get the same FOX News feed from the States, or is there a FOX News Australia?

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:43 AM (7ObY1)

251 "The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him. The best way to detect them is to get them to say 'Kahleefornia' "

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (k733B)

252 Lizzy, true or Christmas as a present to the progressives and silicon valley groupies.

hey why announce in Vegas why not cali?

Posted by: willow at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (nqBYe)

253 Men who wear kilts in public should also wear swords.

Cuts down on the nuisance comments.

Posted by: torquewrench

That's what the shillelagh is for. Preferably blackthorn. That's what a proper man carries on less than formal mob actions.

Posted by: fairweatherbill empowering your 1/32nd inner indian at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (vnv1F)

254 You know, Michael Steele is a real fcukwad.

Happily bashing away at his own (alleged) party along with Scarborough on Morning Shmoe.

And adding a heaping helping of Cruuuuuz hate.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:45 AM (7ObY1)

255 That's what the shillelagh is for. Preferably blackthorn. That's what a proper man carries on less than formal mob actions.

Posted by: fairweatherbill empowering your 1/32nd inner indian at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (vnv1F)

We had a Shillelagh there. But he was as drunk as I was, maybe more so......

Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:45 AM (da5Wo)

256 Because Hairy Reid is a big supporter of the plan and lots of legals work in the casino/restaurant industry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2014 09:46 AM (RZlSA)

257 This statement reminds me of this statement.

"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives." --Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

Yes, except the difference is, people have been talking about how AI is going to get smart like people any day now, since about 1955. Problem is, there is something in people that is not computers. And no amount of complexity of code or density of transistors can make up for that.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at November 19, 2014 09:47 AM (k733B)

258 Kim has 60 inches in her backyard too.

No worries I'll be here all week!

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (zPNX5)

259 Why would the MFM give time to Gruber?
He is only copying what they do all day long, all year long.

MFM is saying ... "Gruber? What a stupid amateur. You don't hear our anchors going out and admitting they are con artists, do you?"

Posted by: Illiniwek at November 19, 2014 09:51 AM (jNPeT)

260 The NoVaMoMe is a tough crowd. I was wearing a Kwame Kilpatrick "F*** the Rules" t shirt and it brought nary a mention.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2014 09:58 AM (l3vZN)

261 Like Dr. Hanson, I am in mourning this day, albeit for much less reason and with much less heartache. My dearly beloved '01 Accent (3-door) had a breakdown on Monday, and the diagnosis involves more $$$ than I wanted to spend to keep the old car running. Going out with Dad today to cruise second-hand lots for wheels, thanks to Obummer's economy a new car is not forthcoming for a while...

If I lived in Buffalo all I would need is a sled and a few dogs.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2014 10:02 AM (/mTq0)

262 These people exist for us to project fantasies onto. So in mine I change Penelope Cruz's politics by doing her from behind while she reads Friedrich Hayek and we end up in a threesome with Salma Hayek.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

I am in awe of this.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:03 AM (evdj2)

263 ask AtC about the bachelorette party.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq

Um.....hullo?

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (Spluw)

264 257
This statement reminds me of this statement.

"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives." --Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

Yes, except the difference is, people have been talking about how AI
is going to get smart like people any day now, since about 1955.
Problem is, there is something in people that is not computers. And no
amount of complexity of code or density of transistors can make up for
that.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You mean all those too-smart-to-be-machine monkey boys and girls shuffling along looking at their smart phones, thinking about buying smart cars, spending most of their time linked into the electric world like us? You mean those people, Dave?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (/mTq0)

265 222
Men who wear kilts in public should also wear swords.

Cuts down on the nuisance comments.
=========================
"They call it a kilt because they kilt the last man that called it a skirt!"
-Overheard at the 1999 Kentucky Celtic Festival

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2014 10:07 AM (/mTq0)

266 Because that's just what we need for the next
President-another Harvard Law professor who lied about her background in
order to get into school and who's a millionaire who yammers on about
the middle class whom she understands so well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And this is from the politest moron - just imagine what fun comments will be if Lieawatha actually gets nominated.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2014 10:09 AM (DL2i+)

267 A 21st Century Tribute to the Late Ms. Hanson

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Posted by: tmitsss at November 19, 2014 10:10 AM (1nj96)

268 We don't know how the human brain works and we do know it is something that grows, physically grows.

Physical growth is the key to AI, not programming, not circuit diagrams.

Posted by: eman at November 19, 2014 10:12 AM (MQEz6)

269 144 What's the German word for being embarrassed for someone who's not embarrassed for themselves?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 19, 2014 09:06 AM (6rKEC)

Gruber.

Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 10:31 AM (8GQ0X)

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