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Open Thread
Maximilien Luce, "Paris, the Boulevards, Night" (1893)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 19, 2014 09:42 AM (4IzCi)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 19, 2014 09:42 AM (fIv/H)
Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2014 09:42 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: MikeH at November 19, 2014 09:43 AM (DNTer)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (kff5f)
Beginning January 1 California drivers will see gasoline prices increase from 12 to 20 cents per gallon, possibly much more.
heh.
Keep it up Dems!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 09:44 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 09:45 AM (DrWcr)
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 09:46 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 09:46 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: EC at November 19, 2014 09:46 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: OregonMuse at November 19, 2014 09:47 AM (yRdR4)
Bed time here, and have a wonderful yesterday everyone!
Stay warm, and save some snow for me and send it to me so I can see what it looks like *just kidding, was born in Austria *
Nightynight all!
Posted by: aussie at November 19, 2014 09:47 AM (vQFus)
Among the many lessons shown in the recent election is that the rest of the country has chosen a very different path from the one blazed by California's Democratic politicians. California is now an outlier rather than a trendsetter. That's a good thing for the country. Following California is about the worst thing the country and the world could do.
It does take getting used to, but it's worth leaving. You'll never look back.
http://spectator.org/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 09:47 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 09:47 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 09:48 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Vincent van Gogh at November 19, 2014 09:48 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 19, 2014 09:48 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:48 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2014 09:49 AM (TETYm)
Posted by: Vincent van Gogh at November 19, 2014 09:48 AM (kff5f)
That's disgusting.
Posted by: Robin Hood, Man in Tights at November 19, 2014 09:49 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at November 19, 2014 09:49 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (IN7k+)
Posted by: Sandy Duncan at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: The Residents of Hiroshima, Japan at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (evdj2)
Josh Earnest tap dances like a squirrel on Red Bull cut with meth.
Posted by: EC at November 19, 2014 09:51 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 09:51 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:51 AM (7ObY1)
Also, burn DC to the ground and move the capital to Green Bay. Should put a damper on all that lobbying crap.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 09:51 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: Hellen Keller's Mom at November 19, 2014 09:51 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 09:52 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: fairweatherbill empowering your 1/32nd inner indian at November 19, 2014 09:52 AM (vnv1F)
Posted by: one armed paper hanger at November 19, 2014 09:52 AM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: wisenheimer at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (qnhj2)
"heh. Keep it up Dems!"
Well, um, yeah, you see, it's kind of like this.
It WOULD have been the case that the Republican party here in Commiefornia WOULD have been able to blame this huge gasoline price hike on the Democrats exclusively.
Except for... der Groppenfuhrer.
Republicans in this state completely lost their senses and decided that a plastic Austrian android from Hollyweird who was voluntarily married to a Kennedy would be a *totally awesome* choice for Governor.
Then, once elected Governator, the plastic Austrian android hired as staff a metric shit-ton of career liberal Democrats, and shoved through a huge pile of lunatic anti-global-warming malarkey including these fat new gasoline taxes.
So, the whole line of attack is rather _blunted_.
You've heard of "plenty of blame to go around"? Ahnuld made it possible for that to happen across party lines.
Don't blame me. I instinctively mistrust anyone and anything who has even the slightest connection to the left-wing shitmire that is Hollyweird, and der Groppenfuhrer certainly confirmed that habit. I voted for Tom McClintock and would do so again.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Erowmero at November 19, 2014 09:54 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 09:47 AM
A big A-MEN to that!
Yeah, I miss the scenery and climate -- especially the climate! -- but I have absolutely no desire to go back to CA. I suspect I never will.
Thank you, Governor Moonbeam, illegals and liberals.
I'm really jonesing for Texas, though. If the opportunity ever presents itself, I'll be heading back there....
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2014 09:54 AM (PoKIA)
Posted by: @JohnTant at November 19, 2014 09:54 AM (eytER)
Elite-istan (Manhattan)
Sharptontown (The rest of the boroughs)
The Adirondack Empire
and...
Everything Else
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:54 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (A98Xu)
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Matches the artwork.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 19, 2014 09:55 AM (SaMXZ)
Posted by: Sammy Davis, Jr. at November 19, 2014 09:55 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: one armed paper hanger at November 19, 2014 09:52 AM (kQBSd)
Sorry, kinda hung up at the moment
Posted by: Cliff hanger at November 19, 2014 09:55 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 19, 2014 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Baaaa! means no! at November 19, 2014 09:56 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bob Ross at November 19, 2014 09:56 AM (qnhj2)
Posted by: Sandy Duncan
Me too!
I've had my blue eye out for Impressionist paintings. My brown eye prefers neo-realism.
Posted by: David Bowie at November 19, 2014 09:57 AM (7ObY1)
This should be interesting.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (kff5f)
What...did you...do?????
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:57 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 09:57 AM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 19, 2014 09:57 AM (I9MDe)
How about the geographic center of the country ? Somewhere in Kansas (?), out in the middle of the plains.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2014 09:58 AM (go6ud)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 09:58 AM (A98Xu)
damage done by Democrats and their 'progressive' allies. According to
the U.S. Census, California last year had a net out-migration of over
49,000 people, the most of any other state."
I laughed until the point of physical injury over the fact that Commiefornians, who worship the sleazy crony capitalist Elon Musk, and who buy Teslas obsessively, thought that these things would get them the jobs that came with the costly new Tesla battery factory Musk is building.
A bunch of the state's arrogant political class went around to the voters saying, "Relax. We got this. It's in the bag."
Bzzzzzt! Nope! Sorry Charlie. It's going elsewhere. Not even Musk is going to build a manufacturing plant in Commiefornia these days. Thanks, suckers!
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 09:58 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Bob Ross
Did you taste it? You never can tell if it's crap until you taste it.
Posted by: cheech at November 19, 2014 09:58 AM (vnv1F)
Posted by: David Bowie at November 19, 2014 09:57 AM (7ObY1)
So neo-realism is what you're calling it now?
Posted by: Mick Jagger at November 19, 2014 09:58 AM (DrWcr)
We lost our tails, evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all, just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
D E V O
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:59 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (A98Xu)
Pffft.
Posted by: Mark Mothersbaugh at November 19, 2014 09:59 AM (DrWcr)
Yeah... The Governator turned out to be less than impressive. Yet another victim of the reflexive "we HAVE to do something!" mentality.
Hey, Republicans? Everything Government should do, it's already doing. How about we work on UNDOING something, for a change?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 09:59 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Hellen Keller's Mom
I have a cereal question. What's the real story behind Hellen Keller.
The myth is she was deaf and blind and learned language by having someone spell things on her hand.
But you can read (socialist) letters she wrote to FDR. Is it possible that she acquired sophisticated language skills with no hearing or sight? Is deaf/blind bullshit? Was she a meat puppet for someone else?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 09:59 AM (JtwS4)
...France is a racial tinderbox as home to both Europe's largest Muslim population, some six million, and its biggest Jewish community, around 500,000,...
New York's Anti-Defamation League has found that France now has the highest percentage of people with anti-Semitic opinions in Western Europe: 37 percent, compared with 27 percent in Germany, 20 percent in Italy and 8 percent in Britain...
...Nice try, but not enough to reassure many French Jews, who are increasingly heeding the advice of the late Ariel Sharon in 2004: "Move to Israel, as soon as possible." Polls show that as many as 75 percent of French Jews are now considering the move. Others, undaunted by the prospect of walking into a barrage of Hamas rockets, ready to forgo five-week vacations and a thirty-five-hour workweek, have already left. Last year they numbered 3,289, up 60 percent from the year before, with over 5,000 expected to follow this year. French Jewish emigres to Israel are now second only to the exodus of Russians. For the first time since Israel was founded in 1948, they outnumber those from the United States.
http://spectator.org/articles/61019/racist-moi
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:00 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2014 10:00 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 09:48 AM (2cS/G)
If I remember correctly it is the toluene leached out of the wormwood that caused the brain damage and psychosis. They claim the new stuff is safe.
I bought a bottle six months ago. It still has some kick. Not the worst hangover I ever had.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 10:00 AM (txvbW)
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at November 19, 2014 10:00 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2014 10:01 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 09:57 AM (da5Wo)
Wife and daughter have been sick for the last 2 days, and I basically haven't slept that entire time.
I don't exactly remember the drive in to work this morning...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:01 AM (kff5f)
Defense oriented conservatives won out in races for the chairmanships of key House panels, and in at least one case, a members perceived weakness on defense issues may have scuttled his bid to lead an influential bloc of House conservatives.
GOOD. Now rebuild the shattered Military including our Nuclear Arsenal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:02 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:01 AM
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yikes---
Don't write any emails to your boss.
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:02 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Jackson Pollock at November 19, 2014 10:02 AM (Qu+jw)
President Barack Obama plans to announce an executive order in Las Vegas on Friday to address immigration reform, CNBC has confirmed.
21NOV2014--the Date the War Starts
SUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:04 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Corey Scott Feldman: He Needed the Money at November 19, 2014 10:04 AM (RJN20)
I'm not down with the whole selfie generation, but this is kind of funny.
http://time.com/3591987/text-me-merry-christmas-kristen-bell-straight-no-chaser/
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (7ObY1)
My understanding is that she was not *born* blind and deaf. She lost her sight and hearing when she was very young, but after she had been exposed to language (3? 4?).
So her problems at home were as much about her frustration at not being able to communicate as it was anything else. What she was taught by "someone spelling into her hand" was sign-language: so she could communicate again.
Simply being able to communicate again helped enormously.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (DrWcr)
Get bent, teabagger.
Posted by: John Boehner at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Golfman
Pro tip: Do drugs. Just not the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:06 AM (07lgx)
Hundreds of people from Haredi sector respond to calls on social media to accompany Master Sergeant Zidan Sif on final journey We wont be ungrateful, we will show out gratitude to those who sacrificed our lives for us.
The Druze police officer who lost his life in Tuesdays terror attack is being honored by the ultra Orthodox community, which was hit the hardest in the deadly terror attack on a synagogue, and the community is urging Haredi youths to attend the young officers funeral service.
The ultra Orthodox community determined Wednesday that Master Sergeant Zidan Sif, the Druze policeman who died from wounds sustained in Tuesday morning's synagogue terror attack was a Righteous Among the Nations , and many urged their public to attend his funeral, even arranging free transportation from the Jerusalem International Convention Center.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:07 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: John Boehner at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (zF6Iw)
Go cry about your upcoming skin, lung and liver cancer, asswipe.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 10:07 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Zombie Thomas Kinkade at November 19, 2014 10:07 AM (qnhj2)
What war?
Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (3ZtZW)
Fredo to announce Amnesty in Vegas
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:08 AM (nzKvP)
Even -I- don't hate St. Louis that much.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:09 AM (zWC0k)
TRANSPARENT TYRANNY
Opposing it shouldn't be bad politics. Don't Republicans understand their duty?
yep, nope
Axieties within the GOP over a possible government shutdown in the wake of Obama's promise to push amnesty by unconstitutional executive order continue to grow. Those anxieties don't show much confidence in the American voter.
The fear appears to be that voters will punish the GOP in two years for opposing Obama's open tyranny. In other words, GOP leaders think the American people prefer unconstitutional government to a limited government shutdown aimed at stopping it. If that is true, American democracy is as degraded as Jonathan Gruber's infamous remarks suggest.
In a healthy democracy, politicians wouldn't even debate whether or not to fund an unconstitutional order. They would automatically defund it. That GOP leaders turn to pollsters and image consultants before deliberating on such a fundamental issue is already a bad sign. By saying in effect that they will lose their power if they defend the Constitution, they reveal the emptiness of that power.
http://spectator.org/articles/61028/transparent-tyranny
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:09 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:10 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 10:10 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:10 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2014 10:11 AM (7MWCL)
Posted by: NotCoach at November 19, 2014 10:11 AM (rsudF)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq
...Someone let AtC plan a bachelorette party?
I see no way that could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:11 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG
Welcome to my world. Every day.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:11 AM (07lgx)
The picture of Zif with his baby that's been floating around the 'tubes made me cry.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 10:11 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 10:12 AM (JtwS4)
I've had my eye out for Impressionist paintings!
Posted by: Sandy Duncan at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (DrWcr)
You are a moron and a very bad boy! This is they only blog where I could find this type of in-sight. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 10:12 AM (dMEBN)
Amen, brother.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:12 AM (IXrOn)
I have sourly begun to question whether democracy per se is compatible with anything resembling constitutional order.
Examples of this combination succeeding are not abundant.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 10:12 AM (noWW6)
Weasel Zippers
She has got to be one of THE most annoying people on the face of the earth
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:10 AM (nzKvP)
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Are Druze fighters Shiite? Who are they?
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Too loose La trek at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (Spluw)
Show me something like this though, and it allows me to try to see the world through someone else's eyes. Through the lens of their brush and the paints, and the patience and the sweat it took to create it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (TOk1P)
Simply being able to communicate again helped enormously.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:05 AM (kff5f)
I have a friend whose child was born with fairly severe CP. They treat him like a pet, and speak to him like a treasured kitty (Ums-a-who-wuvva-wuvva-you? Momma wuvva you!). Yet outside his muscle control, he has a fully functioning brain.
He's 13 now. 13 years of being treated like an idiot because you can't move.
It's a "Johnny Got His Gun" scenario.
There but for the grace of God.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (vgIRn)
I see no way that could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:11 AM (kff5f)
Lol. Not exactly. NoVaMoMe last year. After the MoMe "ended", about a dozen of us went to a place down the street. Huge bar, live music, packed with people. There was a bachelorette party there. The bride to be and her bridesmaids were........top notch.
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Keith Haring at November 19, 2014 10:14 AM (qnhj2)
I shall name this painting "Ebola Carriers Under UV Light".
Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 10:14 AM (LWi6+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq
Go on....
Posted by: Too loose La trek at November 19, 2014 10:14 AM (Spluw)
A freeloading scrunt whose every move is funded by taxpayers and who hasn't held an honest job in her life calling others selfish. That's rich.
Posted by: John Boehner at November 19, 2014 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)
Hire Cecilia Giminez to restore it. She did such a bang up job on that Spanish fresco.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:14 AM (07lgx)
Posted by: Bigby's Mittens at November 19, 2014 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sandy Duncan at November 19, 2014 09:50 AM (DrWcr)
Me too!
Posted by: Peter Falk at November 19, 2014 10:15 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:14 AM (07lgx)
She broke my heart.
Posted by: Paul Simon at November 19, 2014 10:15 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: rickb223
Apparantly with real explosives.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:15 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 10:15 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Too loose La trek at November 19, 2014 10:14 AM (Spluw)
I should really let the Empress elaborate.
I'll see if I can summon her...
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 10:16 AM (da5Wo)
If we start hearing that shit we're going to eat her.
Posted by: HR's cats at November 19, 2014 10:16 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Regally Raped at November 19, 2014 10:16 AM (XzRw1)
Over at Insty's there was a comment regarding action that the House could take by itself-
to hamstring Obama's amnesty order.
Any lawyers about that are able to verify this action:
ajacksonian
Really, as this is not done via regular legislation, the House needs to pull the spending certifications of all Contract Officers attempting to carry out any orders like this. Perhaps suspend them for the entire agency and have all spending sign-offs go through the House, directly.
Do that across-the-board for everything from gasoline to food supplies to travel to O&M and any agency will grind to a complete halt in days, if not hours. No contract personnel get paid, no programs under contract continue, none of the travel via contract carrier happens... even if the government owns the vehicle, the fuel is purchased on contract.
The House doesn't need to pass a bill to do this as this is part of the FAR and DFAR and is baked into the cake via the certification process. The House has pulled certs before to stop spending that wasn't authorized in multiple agencies, so this isn't even a unique exercise of their power. And it is the power of the HOUSE not of Congress as that is the way the Constitution reads and that is the way laws were passed to put the FAR and DFAR into place.
All of the FUNDING still happens. The SPENDING for contract work stops. Thus there are no furloughs as all direct government employees get paid. They don't get to go much of anywhere, however, or do very much... and if the buildings are powered by electrical contracts to local utilities, then the power goes out at the next billing cycle.
This is done for convenience of the government.
And via the will of the House.
Here's the link:
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/198512/#respond
Of course, such an action would require that Boehner generate femtogram of testosterone and a pico gram of spine-
but I expect he'll crawl into the corner and cry while sucking on a bottle of bourbon like it's his noonie.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2014 10:16 AM (KBvAm)
If that were true your constituency would be zero.
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:16 AM (A98Xu)
Weasel Zippers
She has got to be one of THE most annoying people on the face of the earth
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (nzKvP)
Get her ass to Mars!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 10:16 AM (W5DcG)
I didn't talk to my kids like that when they were *infants.*
I don't talk to my *dogs* like that.
I seriously don't understand some people. There but for the grace of God indeed.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:17 AM (kff5f)
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I pretty much think most of conventional wisdom is bunk and not supported by the evidence. We were told that the shutdown would cost us the 2014 election - they were wrong. I won't make the same mistake the elites made in assuming that the reason we won big was because of the partial shutdown - just that Rove and his ilk were completely wrong that it would hurt the GOP. The revisionist history over the Clinton impeachment and its effect on the GOP is also maddening.
Posted by: SH at November 19, 2014 10:17 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq
Tell her that we have crullers and kreps!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:17 AM (Spluw)
It reveals your ability to see between the lines.
Paintings that try to be like photography bore me.
Posted by: eman at November 19, 2014 10:17 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 10:17 AM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Jason Collins at November 19, 2014 10:18 AM (HstNY)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 19, 2014 10:18 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:18 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (A98Xu)
Well let's not call them Duze fighters. Druze are a muslim sect- but very separate and distinct from other Muslims. Usually they are very loyal to what ever State they live in. In Israel they are very much integrated into Israeli Society although they tend to like to live in their own villages, but that is by choice. They serve, and serve with great distinction, in the IDF. Often in the most front line and important combat Units. They have FULL rights in Israel just as any Jew does. When I have been in Druze villages I have always felt very at home and the food and hospitality is wonderful. Did I say the food is great?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:18 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 10:16 AM (da5Wo)
Oh, let me try!
"Delegation doctrine.
Delegation doctrine!
DELEGATION DOCTRINE!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 19, 2014 10:18 AM (kff5f)
I should really let the Empress elaborate. I'll see if I can summon her...
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq
Tell her that we have crullers and kreps!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:17 AM (Spluw)
In the shape of stompy boots...
Posted by: Peter Falk at November 19, 2014 10:18 AM (wtvvX)
This from a woman who is far and away the worst boss on the Hill, who terrorizes her staff to the point that they don't last a year, and some end up in therapy. At least they know to hide the knives...
http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/02/ congressional-bosses-from-hell-sheila-jackson-lee/
(remove space)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 10:19 AM (ABcz/)
"Delegation doctrine.
Delegation doctrine!
DELEGATION DOCTRINE!"
Remember to point the megaphone at the floor.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 10:20 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:21 AM (evdj2)
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Interesting. A shame more can't be like them.
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)
Pure. Comedy. Gold.
http://legalinsurrection.com/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:21 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq. at November 19, 2014 10:21 AM (da5Wo)
The world can be an ugly place.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:22 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq
She teases. I like 'em feisty. Frustrating as all Hell, but.....
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:23 AM (Spluw)
I have sourly begun to question whether democracy per se is compatible with anything resembling constitutional order.
Examples of this combination succeeding are not abundant.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 10:12 AM (noWW6)
Our government was not created as a Democracy. The founders hated Democracy. They created a representative Republic with a Democratic process.
Over the years, ideas and policies have been implemented that has slowly moved us towards being more and more like a Democracy.
The last three words of the 24th amendment were a serious mistake. The 26th amendment was also a mistake. Some would say the 19th was a mistake, but I don't agree so long as the franchise is limited to people who actually pay taxes.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 19, 2014 10:23 AM (txvbW)
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 10:23 AM (Rx8ML)
Of course, socialism is attractive to people who have no ability, or feel they have no ability to fend for themselves: Socialism is wonderful in that it says it is OK for a person to be dependent and that getting shif for tree is a right, not a drag on society and a form of theft.
surpising that a system that makes you declare victimhood sells it as a way to claim you are not actually a victim.
Posted by: kindltot at November 19, 2014 10:23 AM (t//F+)
Weasel Zippers
Well sell it or have it stolen I guess
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:24 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Baldy at November 19, 2014 10:24 AM (+35FH)
Delegation doctrine!
DELEGATION DOCTRINE!"
Remember to point the megaphone at the floor.
Beat shoe on podium, ala Nikita Khrushchev.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:25 AM (07lgx)
I've never gotten the impressionist thing.
Posted by: Golfman
Pro tip: Do drugs. Just not the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:06 AM (07lgx)
Children, this is an example of "Pointillist" painting, similar to divisionist paintings by Seurat (which all make me jittery). This is where you paint with your pointer, not to be confused with "pitsillism" where you paint with your pit bull (I made this up unless wiki copied me). I do think this would be hard to do but I do not like it. Personal preference. I guess better than the prints of dogs playing cards (which someone gave my husband when we got married and I stupidly threw away as now I want to put them in his office as, yeah, that is how edumacated he is in art). If I ever see a velvet Elvis I am buying it for him.
At any rate, not my favorite type of impressionism, which Monet, Monet, Pissarro, and other painters were famous for. Monet was very myopic, therefore I relate to his paintings and love them as I am a blind as a bat supermodel and life is very fuzzy. I have been go Giverny and think he is the best evah.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 10:25 AM (dMEBN)
Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at November 19, 2014 10:26 AM (evdj2)
realistic paintings because I have my own eyeballs, and we have these
things called cameras these days.
Show me something like this
though, and it allows me to try to see the world through someone else's
eyes. Through the lens of their brush and the paints, and the patience
and the sweat it took to create it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2014 10:13 AM (TOk1P)
I appreciate this painting for what it is, all joking aside. It certainly does convey an impression of its subject matter, which is what it was all about. This painting is pretty, as opposed to much in today's art world which is just flat-out ugly. I'd like to thank rdbrewer for providing us with these every day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2014 10:26 AM (7MWCL)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:27 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Nikita Khrushchev at November 19, 2014 10:26 AM (evdj2)
A classic. We had it wrong all these years and in the end Nikita was right and won. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:28 AM (nzKvP)
I don't know if anyone has done any real looking into this, but the original question asked above, whether Keller was a fraud or not, is a good one.
What we know of her biography is that she was severely neglected as a young child, and that usually has lasting effects on people. That a charlatan could come in and use her as some sort of tool for something else is not only possible, but is obviously very common in this world.
Personally, I'm still not convinced Hawking is for real. Maybe he is, but I would not be shocked if he isn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2014 10:28 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 10:28 AM (+jsVQ)
The IRS is reading Legal Insurrections comments. Wowza.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/11/irs-fears-employees-being-seized-with-spontaneous-diarrhea/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:28 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2014 10:26 AM (7MWCL)
Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all tarded.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 10:28 AM (Rx8ML)
Yeah, noticed that, too. Think he's close to a meltdown and they've had to up his meds.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 10:29 AM (ABcz/)
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:29 AM (07lgx)
Pfft. We already have those. They're called Palestinians.
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 19, 2014 10:29 AM (vd4oB)
Pfft. We already have those. They're called Palestinians.
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 19, 2014 10:29 AM (vd4oB)
G-D so many gems this AM. Love it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 10:30 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 10:30 AM (+jsVQ)
he looks more evil every time I see him, which I try to avoid
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:30 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Daryl Dixon at November 19, 2014 10:30 AM (YCG8H)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:31 AM (evdj2)
A 40 year old being monitored because of recent travel to West Africa,
bleeding from her orifices, drops dead in a Hair Weavery, she then
supposedly tests negative and they say she had a heart attack? Color me
skeptical.
Posted by: Baldy at November 19, 2014 10:24 AM (+35FH)
The rule of DiBasio's thumb is "do not panic the masses." I guess. I am quite septical as well of the "clean scene." I have seen many heart attacks, some lived and some died, but no one bled through their face openings that I can recall. In the good old days of medicine and nursing, nasal bleeding was a nose bleed. Puking blood was a gastric ulcer (or worse, a ruputred abdominal aneurysm). Have not witnessed bleeding from ear canals.
Oh, and the tricky ebola testing does not always show positive, right? I mean that doctor who just died in Nebraska...I figure DiBasio is a great leader (says no one, especially the dead ground hog he dropped earlier this year). xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 10:31 AM (dMEBN)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:27 AM (A98Xu)
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Probably. And someone somewhere (in Salon, perhaps) is calling that racist.
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 19, 2014 10:31 AM (vd4oB)
Personally, I'm still not convinced Hawking is for real. Maybe he is, but I would not be shocked if he isn't.
Hawking is less real as his capacity diminishes. I believe he was legit.
He has so much difficulty now pointing at letters that his graduate assistants "anticipate" what they think he is trying to say and say it for him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 10:32 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by William A. Jacobson
That Legal Insurrection reader comment and another about "buggy whipping" used in court case to justify withholding IRS employee identities.
This is just ridiculous. Quoting snarky comments in court cases. Imagine how much "content" they could get here?
I'm really flabbergasted by this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:32 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by William A. Jacobson
That Legal Insurrection reader comment and another about "buggy whipping" used in court case to justify withholding IRS employee identities.
This is just ridiculous. Quoting snarky comments in court cases. Imagine how much "content" they could get here?
I'm really flabbergasted by this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:32 AM (IXrOn)
The fact that the government is apparently monitoring private citizens' blogs should give us all pause.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 10:33 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: no good deed at November 19, 2014 10:34 AM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:34 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 10:34 AM (dMEBN)
the U.S. Census, California last year had a net out-migration of over
49,000 people, the most of any other state.
Like a virus. Like Ebola. Hemmorhaging debt from all orifices, spreading the same insanity to other states.
Posted by: CM at November 19, 2014 10:34 AM (BhP5J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Second that.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:34 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Penny Stienium-Jones at November 19, 2014 10:35 AM (Sd++4)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 10:35 AM (dMEBN)
Posted by: Governor Nixon at November 19, 2014 10:35 AM (HstNY)
I don't have a theory. He communicates with the world through a keyboard, operated by his mouth, right?
Who is to say what is actually creating the words that come out on that keyboard?
There was a story about a kid not too long ago, was unable to communicate, like Hawking. They gave him a keyboard, and suddenly everyone discovered he was brilliant. The kid graduated from high school, was on his way to college before they discovered the programmers of the keyboard were wishfully interpreting his... whatever he did, I don't remember if he banged on the think, blinked, burped, or whatever, to get it to "communicate" his thoughts. Anyway, it was all completely fake. Not necessarily intentionally, but fake nonetheless. The kid was severely mentally disabled, which is what people thought before.
He sure loved the attention he got though.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2014 10:35 AM (TOk1P)
travel to West Africa, bleeding from her orifices, drops dead in a Hair
Weavery, she then supposedly tests negative and they say she had a heart
attack? Color me skeptical.
Posted by: Baldy at November 19, 2014 10:24 AM (+35FH)
Sounds like deliberate obfuscation to me. Clearly, her heart stopping was the proximate cause of death; it nearly always is, ain't it? But what brought on the heart failure? Complications of ebola? Or ennui?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2014 10:36 AM (7MWCL)
We lost our tails, evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all, just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are we not men?
D E V O
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 09:59 AM (7ObY1)
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Good morning, Booji Boy. Did you bring the papers the Chinaman gave you?
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 19, 2014 10:36 AM (vd4oB)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 10:33 AM (DrWcr)
Nah, don't worry, we are just here for the boob pics.
Those SOB's who got The Chive duty won't share.
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ at November 19, 2014 10:36 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:36 AM (evdj2)
They've no doubt been visiting conservative sites looking for reasons to act.
In this case it was a convenient excuse to do what they wanted: to withhold information from the public.
They're not scared, they're just creative at finding new excuses to avoid oversight from pesky citizens. You could visit just about any site 9at least one w/lively comments) and find a "threat." It's called free speech, and they hate it.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 10:37 AM (ABcz/)
Michelle Malkin @michellemalkin
Lawless Friday: Chaos in Ferguson for grand jury verdict, while Obama foments illegal immigration anarchy w/amnesty order in Vegas.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:37 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:37 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:38 AM (A98Xu)
What's kickin', chickens? Is the world still full of crazy people?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 10:38 AM (0HooB)
Hey! Can you SOBs at least check my connection to see why it flakes out when the weather turns cold?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:39 AM (zWC0k)
Republicans in this state completely lost their senses and decided that a plastic Austrian android from Hollyweird who was voluntarily married to a Kennedy would be a *totally awesome* choice for Governor.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 19, 2014 09:53 AM (noWW6)
Oh yes, I remember conservatives in general doing a happy dance when Ahnuld became Governator.
Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2014 10:39 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 10:35 AM (dMEBN)
Wow. He really does look baked.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 10:39 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 19, 2014 09:42 AM (4IzCi)
Honestly, they are paintings you have to view in person. It's not just the colors, but the depth thanks to all the dabs of paint.
I went to a Van Gogh exhibit at the Met years ago. It was truly magical.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 10:40 AM (8GQ0X)
What easier way to shut them down?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:40 AM (07lgx)
Posted by: Insomniac
Great, he's evolving again; right back to his high school days.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:40 AM (Spluw)
All tests will be negative from now on and you hear about Ebola in the British papers.
Posted by: eman at November 19, 2014 10:41 AM (MQEz6)
Gunshot to aorta? Yep, maybe those symptoms. Ruptured aorta from aneyrusm? Yep. Yep. Yep. Maybe sudden burst of gastric ulcer. Maybe. Ebola? check. Biohazard on "clean" death scene? check. Nineteen days after West Africa visit? Check. The unknown: if she cared for sick patients during recent visit.
Either the "witness" lied or someone else did.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky haz no idea at November 19, 2014 10:41 AM (dMEBN)
Posted by: Sandy Duncan
Me too!
Posted by: Sammy Davis, Jr. at November 19, 2014 09:55 AM (zF6Iw)
Pfft. Amateurs.
Posted by: Colonel Nick Fury at November 19, 2014 10:42 AM (4X5NS)
Posted by: Sandy Duncan
Me too!
Posted by: Sammy Davis, Jr. at November 19, 2014 09:55 AM (zF6Iw)
Pfft. Amateurs.
Posted by: Colonel Nick Fury at November 19, 2014 10:42 AM (4X5NS)
Other than Hollywood, if there was ever a place to promote fraud, corruption and abuse, it's Vegas.
The faux columns are already in place for the faux king.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:42 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Insomniac
If those eyelids droop any more, they'd be closed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:43 AM (07lgx)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 19, 2014 10:43 AM (4X5NS)
Yeah, the guy in India had several false negatives when his blood was tested, but then a positive when they tested his semen.
Hope someone is developing a better Ebola test, because the current ones aren't looking so accurate of late.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 10:43 AM (ABcz/)
For whatever reason, I absolutely, positively lack whatever brain function is required to appreciate or enjoy any kind of still painting or photography ... other than porn.
I have no idea why.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 19, 2014 10:43 AM (+jsVQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:43 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 10:43 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: no good deed at November 19, 2014 10:44 AM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:39 AM (zWC0k)
So, hey, looking at the manual here, it says "Hey, that totally isn't us." So, again, nothing to worry about.
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ at November 19, 2014 10:44 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 10:44 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2014 10:39 AM
The definition of "conservative" is different in California, just like it is in Massachusetts. By local standards, the Governator was a right-wing zealot. Reagan? He was virtually a clone of George Lincoln Rockwell.
In short, CA 'conservatives" are from the Poppin' Fresh school of politics: say/do nothing that will offend the libs, reach across the aisle as often as possible, and always treat your fellow men as if they are honest and reasonable, even when they are clearly lying sacks of shit.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2014 10:44 AM (PoKIA)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 10:44 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Insomniac
Great, he's evolving again; right back to his high school days.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:40 AM (Spluw)
Right now he's explaining how he'd put Star Trek and Star Wars in the same movie as he munches on dog biscuits.
Posted by: eman at November 19, 2014 10:45 AM (MQEz6)
Hope someone is developing a better Ebola test, because the current ones aren't looking so accurate of late.
The most accurate method of testing seems self-evident from your example.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 10:45 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 10:45 AM (7ObY1)
It will probably be overshadowed by news about Ebola in NYC and protests in Ferguson. . . and more gruber.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 19, 2014 10:45 AM (I9MDe)
So, umm, yeah, how does that work exactly? Someone takes a blue dress to the hospital and says, hey, can you see if there's some ebola on here?
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2014 10:46 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: The NSA at November 19, 2014 10:46 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:39 AM (zWC0k)"It's a hardware problem involving a loose connection somewhere in the system. The cold weather causes the lines to move because of normal expansion and contraction related to temperature, and the loose connection increases in resistance. We don't do house calls, though. Call your service provider. Your connection is messing with our data collection as well. We have quotas to meet, and you're screwing us up.
Posted by: NotCoach, NSA Technical Assistant at November 19, 2014 10:46 AM (rsudF)
Posted by: eman at November 19, 2014 10:47 AM (MQEz6)
Gamble a little, have some free margaritas......really takes the mind off of things.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 19, 2014 10:47 AM (LA7Cm)
IIRC, Maria convinced Arnold to hire the former (Democrat) governor's chief of staff. Seemed like a stupid thing to do....
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 10:47 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Vincent VG at November 19, 2014 10:47 AM (HRo7B)
Nope. In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is judged to be criminally insane by a jury of his peers and locked up in an underground dungeon for his own protection and for the protection of a civil society. .
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 19, 2014 10:48 AM (I9MDe)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:48 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ
...you bastards are using that cheap Chinese surveillance gear again, aren't you?
Sheesh! If you're going to spy American, at least buy American...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:49 AM (zWC0k)
America's Worst University Now Demands To Know Students' Sex Habits OR THEY CAN'T ENROLL
http://t.co/Q3qbhutSR6
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 10:49 AM (ZPrif)
It will probably be overshadowed by news about Ebola in NYC and protests in Ferguson. . . and more gruber.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 19, 2014 10:45 AM (I9MDe)
We are listening!!!
Posted by: Everyone in Central American shitholes at November 19, 2014 10:50 AM (HRo7B)
Posted by: NotCoach, NSA Technical Assistant at November 19, 2014 10:46 AM (rsudF)
Hey, just letting you know, but that sock isn't us. It's some kid in Novosibirsk. Whose computer we totally don't have a bunch of spyware on through that porn he downloaded last month.
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ at November 19, 2014 10:50 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:50 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Toronto, Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger at November 19, 2014 10:51 AM (I9MDe)
man is judged to be criminally insane by a jury
of his peers and locked up in an underground
dungeon for his own protection and for the
protection of a civil society.
Good luck spotting him.....
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:51 AM (07lgx)
It's some kid in Novosibirsk. Whose computer we totally don't have a
bunch of spyware on through that porn he downloaded last month.
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ at November 19, 2014 10:50 AM (Rx8ML)"Last month? You guys are about 30 days behind.
Posted by: NotCoach, NSA Technical Sock Assistant at November 19, 2014 10:52 AM (rsudF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 10:52 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Florida Atlantic University at November 19, 2014 10:53 AM (Ktnum)
The value of public shaming can not be overrated.
Posted by: Pat, the androgynous fictional character at November 19, 2014 10:53 AM (e8kgV)
http://t.co/Q3qbhutSR6
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 10:49 AM (ZPrif)
----
I would like to know how many refused or simply said F it.
Even a high school graduate should know that's ridiculous. But who knows?
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:54 AM (A98Xu)
aka, loose nut on keyboard.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 10:54 AM (07lgx)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 10:54 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 19, 2014 10:45 AM
It'll certainly reverse the dropping population numbers in CA, though....
Taking bets as to whether this will, at last, get anyone in Congress or the Conservative Commentariat talking seriously about impeachment. Right now, I'm strongly considering "no" as the answer to that.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (PoKIA)
Nah, that stuff looks like Israeli work. You can always tell by how clean the code is.
But, dude, can I get a copy of those Moby mp3s?
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (Rx8ML)
I mean, he's welcoming these lovely diseases just as much as the people they're coming in on.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (ABcz/)
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And Moonbeam Jerry is thinking of a run for the White House based upon his great governing skills.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (XUKZU)
He be the crazy man standing on the street corner talking crazy like, "I can see! I can see!"
Posted by: Toronto, Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (I9MDe)
Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (54CK6)
State Dept. Apparently Knows its Hungarian Porn goo.gl/pwlUcq via @cmlee pic.twitter.com/ExE2BKDrgY
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 10:56 AM (ZPrif)
What, no Ebola in Ferguson?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:57 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 19, 2014 10:57 AM (8ydYQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 19, 2014 10:57 AM (8ydYQ)
Could you lean forward a bit?
Thanks.
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ at November 19, 2014 10:58 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (54CK6)
You are standing too close. ya gotta back up....more..back up ...back up, further back....back...more..Ok what do you see now?
Posted by: Toronto, Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger at November 19, 2014 10:58 AM (I9MDe)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 19, 2014 10:59 AM (yshTX)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 10:59 AM (ZKzrr)
That you idiots forgot to start the woodchipper first. Again.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 10:59 AM (zWC0k)
"Last month? You guys are about 30 days behind.
Nah, that stuff looks like Israeli work. You can always tell by how clean the code is.
But, dude, can I get a copy of those Moby mp3s?
Posted by: The NSA guys who monitor AOSHQ at November 19, 2014 10:55 AM (Rx8ML)"
Uh oh, I think you guys made a mistake. I don't have any Moby mp3s. Leave it to a governmental spy agency to be so inefficient they don't even know who they're spying on.
Posted by: NotCoach, Not the NSA You're Looking For at November 19, 2014 11:00 AM (rsudF)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:00 AM (XUKZU)
They say that you need to unfocus your eyes to see the spaceship, but that's wrong. You need deep focus.
Posted by: Mr. Pitt at November 19, 2014 11:00 AM (evdj2)
America's Worst University Now Demands To Know Students' Sex Habits OR THEY CAN'T ENROLL
I didn't have any sex habits before I enrolled.
Fixed that during orientation week, though.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 11:01 AM (JtwS4)
Is it still considered breakfast if it's the meal I'm having after getting off of work?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 19, 2014 11:02 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: dedomeno at November 19, 2014 11:02 AM (UccCH)
Elizabeth Vega is one of the Ferguson protest leaders.
While yelling "F*ck the Police!" apparently her car got stolen.
Stolen?
How dare she impugn the character of the poor person that needed that car!
She is part of the problem! She is rich. She has a car that someone else needed!
It wasn't stolen, but liberated in the name of the oppressed! For ...for what's his name! YEAH!
Posted by: Eviro-Political Administraion at November 19, 2014 11:03 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: NotCoach, Not the NSA You're Looking For
Nice try, buddy.
Posted by: RIAA at November 19, 2014 11:03 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:03 AM (XUKZU)
LoL, that's a slightly longer version of my take on that saying. Mine didn't involve jails but more of "Good thing blind people make lousy lynch mobs".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2014 11:04 AM (GDulk)
No justice! No Saturn with 200K miles on it!
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 11:04 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 19, 2014 11:05 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 11:05 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: seems legit
Well, there's your mom. And your dog. And hers. And the knothole in the beech tree in the middle of your campus when I visited there last Fall.And I courtesy copied a crap ton of groups that have nothing better to do than have fits of apoplexy over bizarre sex lives.
Posted by: the validicktorian at November 19, 2014 11:05 AM (Spluw)
Elizabeth Vega · Nov 17
So while debriefing after the action my car got stolen. Never knew a saturn with 250,000 miles was high risk for theft.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 11:06 AM (7ObY1)
http://spectator.org/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
I did just that. Never looked back.
Posted by: mpfs at November 19, 2014 11:07 AM (qhiC9)
Like joyriding teenagers ever check the odometer.
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 11:07 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 11:07 AM (ZKzrr)
*cough*
Posted by: Ferris Bueller at November 19, 2014 11:07 AM (DrWcr)
And by "cute" I mean "insane."
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 11:08 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2014 11:08 AM (vPh3W)
SOOOO glad I am flying to NYC this weekend right when it has a new Ebola scare. I guess I won't be able to fulfill my dream of licking the subway handrails and rubbing my face against strangers; thanks Obama!
*harrumps*
*reminds self to pack hazmat suit along with my winter things*
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 11:08 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 11:08 AM
I'd suggest you avoid getting a hair weave. Or bowling.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2014 11:09 AM (PoKIA)
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Is that with or without toasters?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:09 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 11:10 AM (yRwC8)
What are they teaching there, again?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 11:10 AM (0HooB)
What are they teaching there, again?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 11:10 AM (0HooB)
Anal Sex 101 and Beginner Fucksaw
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 11:11 AM (DrWcr)
Check out that pic at Drudge.
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 10:34 AM (A98Xu)
Holy crap, he's becoming Nosferatu!
Posted by: joncelli at November 19, 2014 11:11 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 19, 2014 11:11 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 11:12 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 19, 2014 11:12 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Mr. Goodwrench at November 19, 2014 11:12 AM (Spluw)
What are they teaching there, again?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 11:10 AM (0HooB)
How to lie convincingly to Big Brother.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 11:12 AM (8GQ0X)
Elizabeth Vega @chicanapoet1
Clarification for trolls having a good time laughing about my stolen car. It was stolen in UCITY not a rally and I waited a day to report it.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 11:13 AM (7ObY1)
Or all of Brooklyn...except I have to go there Thanksgiving day to see uber lib relatives at their oh so fancy brownstone. We will see if the topic of Ebola in their 'hood comes up, and how they feel about it. Not so easy to dismiss it as reichwing hokum when it's in your own backyard, amiright?
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 11:13 AM (yRwC8)
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Yep. Yay, we're being turned into paranoid, downtrodden eastern european peasants.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:14 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 11:15 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Toronto, Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger at November 19, 2014 11:15 AM (I9MDe)
128 I've been forced to retire due to my inability to make a layup and bigotry, but mostly due to my inability to make a layup.
Posted by: Jason Collins at November 19, 2014 10:18 AM (HstNY)
At least you actually got onto a team.
Posted by: Michael Sam at November 19, 2014 11:16 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2014 11:17 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Editor to the Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger at November 19, 2014 11:19 AM (I9MDe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)
Just might work. Imagine that--fighting on Constitutional grounds instead of political. But the execution would be purely partisan--locking the committee room doors to the Dims.
Naww, the GOPe wouldn't have the balls.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at November 19, 2014 11:20 AM (HBAcW)
So, 60 years later and ... most American's still don't know what the word libertarian means. Probably just needs 60 more years. Party of the Future!!
National Review @NRO
"In this great social conflict of the era, we are, without reservations, on the libertarian side." #NRanniv http://natl.re/1wYck18
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:21 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Toronto, Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger at November 19, 2014 11:15 AM (I9MDe)
Ooooh, good point.
USA Today and others seem to be rushing to pick up the story now that the Brooklyn woman's body has supposedly tested negative. But huggy Ebola guy was also negative, before Ebola put him in an early grave!
I no longer put it past the CDC to blatantly lie about this stiff to avoid a panic; they have shredded my trust in them through their shenanigans. So I don't know what to believe at the moment.
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 11:21 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Managing Editor, Editor to the Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger at November 19, 2014 11:21 AM (I9MDe)
Brown/Warren 2016
Posted by: Dreamer - nothing but a dreamer at November 19, 2014 11:21 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 11:06 AM (7ObY1)
We didn't want your car bitch, we wanted the drugs in the trunk
Posted by: LeRoy, the LIV at November 19, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)
Friday night in Las Vegas is gonna be awesome!! Me an my 7 kids get to stay in Amereeeca!! Gracias, gracias.
Now please to direct me to the nearest welfare office. I am legal after all.
Gracias Senor Obama and senorita Pelosi. I will vote for your forever.
Posted by: Juan at November 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Editor to the Spirit Guide to the Lone Ranger
Well, she's a she, and she is or was black, so there's the ole war on women and women of color thingie. But, we're lazy ass covering shits, so screw all that.
Posted by: YOur betters at November 19, 2014 11:23 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0LHZx)
There's1000's little orphans imported out there
allthat middle class affluence needs to be shared, i'm just the preznit with EBT cards to spare
VIVAH LAS VEGAS
Posted by: Zombie Elvis Amnesty Debut Show at November 19, 2014 11:24 AM (RJN20)
Lachlan Markay @lachlan 4m
Oops! AFL-CIO spills the beans on Obama's amnesty announcement with an accidental email to reporters
http://t.co/mhfgWp326Y
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:24 AM (ZPrif)
<<<
Do they want an accurate count on the crusty gym socks and fuzzy slippers or just an estimate?
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 11:24 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)
Oooh, I'd heard the first bit of that story, but not that the guy went on to be a decorated WWI chaplain. Very cool! Is amazing the paths people's live take from a split second choice.
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 11:25 AM (yRwC8)
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2014 11:25 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 11:25 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)
Teenage horniness is the mother of invention. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: joncelli at November 19, 2014 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Legal? So sorry. No standing. Welfare is only for illegals.
Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 11:26 AM (07lgx)
Word.
Posted by: Microwaved Bagel with Cream Cheese at November 19, 2014 11:27 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 11:27 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)
Teenage horniness is the mother of invention. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: joncelli at November 19, 2014 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
No PICS! I don't care if it happened.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 11:27 AM (8GQ0X)
Posted by: Infowars at November 19, 2014 11:27 AM (Rx8ML)
This isn't as clear as the one I was sent; even if it's fake, it's satisfying in some weird way!
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=rho65j&s=8#.VGzGWPldWSo
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 19, 2014 11:27 AM (6P3Qb)
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now
I find your lack of faith, disturbing
Posted by: Darth Gruber at November 19, 2014 11:27 AM (Spluw)
275 America's Worst University Now Demands To Know Students' Sex Habits OR THEY CAN'T ENROLL
Wait, UNC wants my sex habits?
Shit, next thing you know they'll expect me to be able to read.
Posted by: LeRoy, the BB player at November 19, 2014 11:28 AM (0FSuD)
Senate Democrats want to legislate in good faith. But we need willing partners.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:28 AM (XUKZU)
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Brown?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0LHZx)
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BWHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 11:30 AM (A98Xu)
____
Brown?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0LHZx)
Oberlin
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 11:30 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: RickZ
And Lo, the End of the World was upon them
Posted by: Blue hen at November 19, 2014 11:31 AM (Spluw)
The Daily Signal @DailySignal
FYI: Obama's unilateral #amnesty really will be unprecedented -- and unconstitutional -- @HvonSpakovsky dailysign.al/1yoGixp
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:31 AM (ZPrif)
Senate Democrats want to legislate in good faith. But we need willing partners.
Okay, even I don't believe that bullshit.
Posted by: Infowars at November 19, 2014 11:32 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2014 11:33 AM (1nB6R)
Posted by: McEnroe at Wimbledon at November 19, 2014 11:33 AM (1Y+hH)
Brown?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0LHZx)
Racist!!11!!!!
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 19, 2014 11:33 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 11:33 AM (ABcz/)
And all the others......
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 11:34 AM (07lgx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 19, 2014 11:34 AM (6fyGz)
And to help you prove that, we're ripping out the filibuster. Then we're going to create a committee to inevstigate allegations of pederasty.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 11:34 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 11:34 AM (2cS/G)
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Or responsibility.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:34 AM (XUKZU)
Ultrasound before abortion: gross invasion of privacy.
Sex habits documented to crusty old white dudes at a university: no prob bro!
The cognitive dissonance...I can't even.
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 11:35 AM (yRwC8)
"Thank you for calling C-------- Periodontists, love the gums you're with!"
I know I'm easily amused, but that's kind of clever.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 11:35 AM (7ObY1)
Reid wouldn't even know "good faith" if it pretended to be a 12 year old boy and hid in his bed.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2014 11:35 AM (ABcz/)
The painting...
Love the technique.
Colors are jarring, ruining most of the effect for me, but that's what the artist wanted.
I've got a street scene by a Paris street artist that uses this basic technique but is easy on eye. Love it.
Posted by: McEnroe at Wimbledon at November 19, 2014 11:35 AM (1Y+hH)
I told the McEnroe sock to go away but it said "You can't be serious."
Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 11:36 AM (1Y+hH)
"Some residents told News 4 they believe the presence of the Guard will only inflame the situation."
Same with locked doors and barred windows.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:38 AM (XUKZU)
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But first . . . .
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:39 AM (XUKZU)
That Roy William bees some cool dude, and he don't nos nothing, ha ha
Posted by: LeRoy, the BB player at November 19, 2014 11:39 AM (0FSuD)
"Some residents"?
Like the ones who have been cleaning out the gun shops for the last month?
Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 11:40 AM (1Y+hH)
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Water cannons could douse those flames I'd bet.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2014 11:41 AM (Y7ieA)
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@DailyCaller- School Paid $26,000 For Gruber Speech In Which He Called American Voters Stupid bit.ly/1yoSaiV
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:42 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
The presence of clapped out Saturns offends me
Posted by: Undocumented free lance automotive acquisition specialist. with taste at November 19, 2014 11:42 AM (Spluw)
The really really hate Fox News.
Posted by: Hamilton at November 19, 2014 11:42 AM (a3+wd)
Posted by: Name: * at November 19, 2014 11:43 AM (Qgr71)
And some of us find Charles manson lovable and cuddly....What?
Posted by: some sithouse rat crasy female at November 19, 2014 11:43 AM (Spluw)
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Oh, I'll bet Barky needs a change of underwear now!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:44 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 11:44 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Infidel at November 19, 2014 11:46 AM (cojT9)
That doesn't do much about the millions of illegals already here and the millions on the way, does it?
Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 11:46 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 11:44 AM (1Y+hH)
No reason to get that close. Your original suggestion of water cannon works just fine. Add tear gas sprayers and the protest will sputter to a stop very quickly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 11:47 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 11:47 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Hamilton at November 19, 2014 11:42 AM (a3+wd)
you just noticed that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 11:47 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Jonny Gruber at November 19, 2014 11:47 AM (Xv7f/)
I vote for water cannons on a freezing cold night. That way, the popo will have an excuse to use their batons, to helpfully chip the protesters out of the ice.
Starting with the head.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 11:49 AM (0HooB)
YouknowwhatImean Vern?
Posted by: Meremortal at November 19, 2014 11:49 AM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: mother of teenage daughter at November 19, 2014 11:50 AM (kQBSd)
The Daily Caller @DailyCaller
Separation of church and state: Maryland county offers "rain tax" break if church preaches environmentalism ...
http://t.co/Zh2OuXejLg
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:50 AM (ZPrif)
Separation of church and state: Maryland county offers "rain tax" break if church preaches environmentalism ...
http://t.co/Zh2OuXejLg
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:50 AM (ZPrif)
So for "Progressives" the separation of Church and State only goes one way
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 11:53 AM (nzKvP)
Posted by: alexthechick - koff koff Jazz Hands everywhere koff koff at November 19, 2014 11:55 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 Esq
Tell her that we have crullers and kreps!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 10:17 AM (Spluw)
Cereal question here: is ATC's proper title Empress, or Queen or Highness?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2014 11:56 AM (AkoL+)
That's why I always leave my door unlocked. Wouldn't want to inflame anybody.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 19, 2014 11:56 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:57 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: mother of teenage daughter at November 19, 2014 11:58 AM (kQBSd)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 11:58 AM (LWi6+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 11:59 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2014 12:00 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 12:00 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 12:00 PM (nzKvP)
Aren't the churches non-profit and thus untaxed? Is that a state-by-state thing?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2014 12:01 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 12:01 PM (kQBSd)
ZOMG, Gruber totes made the same comments on Lawrence O'Donnell's show like a whole year ago and FAUX NOISE is just making a big deal out of it now.
Which proves something something something FAUX NOISE!
Liberal logic at its finest.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 12:01 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 11:58 AM (LWi6+)
*shinkicks*
Not now.
Posted by: alexthechick - koff koff Jazz Hands everywhere koff koff at November 19, 2014 12:02 PM (mf5HN)
Brown?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 11:23 AM (0LHZx)
Racist!!11!!!!
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 19, 2014 11:33 AM (Mxs5H)
____
I denounce myself
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 12:02 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 12:03 PM (kQBSd)
Has Baghdad Bob opened a training academy somewhere?
Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2014 12:03 PM (HtUkt)
Lachlan Markay @lachlan 4m
Oops! AFL-CIO spills the beans on Obama's amnesty announcement with an accidental email to reporters
http://t.co/mhfgWp326Y
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:24 AM (ZPrif)
reading that made me sick
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:03 PM (IXrOn)
ZOMG, Gruber totes made the same comments on Lawrence O'Donnell's show like a whole year ago and FAUX NOISE is just making a big deal out of it now.
Which proves something something something FAUX NOISE!
Liberal logic at its finest.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 12:01 PM (7ObY1)
...and that's the more lucid ones.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 19, 2014 12:04 PM (VtfOH)
She Who must be Obeyed.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 12:04 PM (evdj2)
Maybe Shannon Watts can come out to St Louis and explain to everyone how they don't really need guns for self defense.
Posted by: Barbie Pelosi at November 19, 2014 12:05 PM (oHWN4)
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Which exlains why nobody noticed it then.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 12:05 PM (LWi6+)
Now they can be all "OMG look how awful Obama is on amnesty (ps can you contribute $25 to the RNC)!!!
And they will milk it for the next 2 years showing the base how tough they are, while in fact doing jack shit about it. Basically Obamacare Part 2.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 12:05 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: B at November 19, 2014 12:06 PM (oHWN4)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 12:04 PM (evdj2)
*shoves BC's allotment of lemon bars through USB port for you*
Posted by: alexthechick - koff koff Jazz Hands everywhere koff koff at November 19, 2014 12:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 19, 2014 12:06 PM (ZKzrr)
Hickory shampoo with a walnut conditioner is usually for just one or two.
I concur. Baton Summit for large groups.
Can we get a style guide update?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 12:08 PM (07lgx)
the page. Man, their comment section is overrun with lefty trolls.
They're hard at work denouncing the whole Gruber thing as another "fake
scandal cooked up by Faux News."
The really really hate Fox News.
The comments over at the Smithsonian article on the 100 greatest Americans have been making my day. Evil slave owning colonials, Sarah Palin, Dubya, Ronaldus Magnus, and two Mormons made the list. But JFK did not! Bwahaha.
Oh and the list was compiled by algorithms, thus SCIENCE! How can you be against SCIENCE! Lefty heads exploding, love it. Link to article in my nic.
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 12:08 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Blame Whom at November 19, 2014 12:08 PM (7wyDO)
They are also lying liars who lie (surprise, surprise.)
Gruber did not call the American people "stupid" or make any other disparaging remarks on O'Donnell's show.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 12:08 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 12:08 PM (evdj2)
The GOP Plan To Fight Executive Orders Is Coming Together?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk
Posted by: Rev. Al from the Dump at November 19, 2014 12:09 PM (sDapq)
Tracy Morgan was never "right" to begin with. I suspect that reports of his severe brain damage have a lot to do with upcoming lawsuits.
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:09 PM (q8I5f)
LEMON: And you said he made you perform oral sex.
TARSHIS: Right.
LEMON: You -- you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it.
TARSHIS: Oh. Um, I was kind of stoned at the time, and quite honestly, that didn't even enter my mind. Now I wish it would have.
LEMON: Right. Meaning the using of the teeth, right?
TARSHIS: Yes, that's what I'm thinking you're --
LEMON: As a weapon.
TARSHIS: Yeah, I didn't even think of it.
LEMON: Biting. So, um --
TARSHIS: Ouch.
ah, yes, accusing the victim....
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:09 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at November 19, 2014 12:10 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:10 PM (IXrOn)
>>Sheila Jackson Lee Smears Americans Opposed To Amnesty As Being Selfish
................
I thought Sheila Jackson Lee was supposed to set herself on fire or something.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2014 12:10 PM (wAQA5)
She Who must be Obeyed.
So, wife for short?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 12:10 PM (07lgx)
Posted by: Hans Schultz Feldwebwel at November 19, 2014 12:10 PM (C8x6r)
Posted by: NCKate at November 19, 2014 12:10 PM (m21KY)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 12:11 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 19, 2014 12:11 PM (2cS/G)
Zionist run away, run away Zionist. You are about to be killed by a car.
Yeah they sure want peace ha Fredo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 12:11 PM (nzKvP)
Have you tried Ina Garten's recipe for lemon squares?
It's pretty much perfect.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 12:12 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 12:08 PM (yRwC
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What was the science behind determining a greatest 100 list? Something like # of newspaper mentions or shit like that?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 12:12 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: alexthechick - koff koff Jazz Hands everywhere koff koff
Will you tell us a story?
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 12:13 PM (Spluw)
It's pretty much perfect.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 12:12 PM (Zu3d9)
So are her Coconut Cupcakes.
I've made them a million times.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:13 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: seems legit at November 19, 2014 12:14 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 19, 2014 12:14 PM (LWi6+)
The GOP Plan To Fight Executive Orders Is Coming Together?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk
Posted by: Rev. Al from the Dump at November 19, 2014 12:09 PM (sDapq)
_____
The plan:
Step 1: 8 hours after one of the biggest election victories ever, hold a press conference and tell the world you are ready to "compromise" with Obama
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Amnesty goes away
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 12:14 PM (0LHZx)
She does not fcuk around when it comes to using fat in her recipes.
I like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 12:14 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2014 12:15 PM (54CK6)
NOT ME. I can't speak for CBD
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 12:15 PM (nzKvP)
is an American author, Emmy Award winning host of the Food Network program Barefoot Contessa, and former White House nuclear policy analyst.
Wow, srsly? I did not know that.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 12:16 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 12:16 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: rickb223
I have the fleece warmers for the Ravage prepared for deployment, ma'am. Just say the word.
Posted by: RIAA at November 19, 2014 12:16 PM (zWC0k)
I like it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 12:14 PM (Zu3d9)
/nod
If you're gonna do it, do it right.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:16 PM (IXrOn)
No one knew anything was amiss, since destruction and lack of turn signals is tre chic in New Jersey
Posted by: Blue Hen hates driving in jersey at November 19, 2014 12:17 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Hank at November 19, 2014 12:17 PM (cb9Jg)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 12:17 PM (zWC0k)
Full title:
Alex, Lordess of All, Devourer of Timbits, Supreme Ruler of Alextopia and Other Realms of Squee, Sharer of Lemon Bars, Commanderette of The Internets, Drinker of Royal Tea, See-er from Footstool
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:17 PM (q8I5f)
Wasn't me either!
I always drive to the bar when I plan on drinking to excess.
Of course I am a charter member of DAMM.
[Drunks Against Mad Mothers]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 12:17 PM (Zu3d9)
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I had a good one on Monday. I was doing the first advisement for people arrested over the weekend. One was a pretty aggravated domestic violence. Victim wife told me she wanted me to keep hubby in because she's afraid of him but she's so afraid of him that she doesn't want him to know that she is requesting that. That's not terribly unusual. So when the time comes the court asks her for her opinion on setting of bond. She pleads for a personal recognizance bond on the grounds that he's a swell guy and her only source of income. I thought that was laying it on a little thick but whatever. Then I tell the court about his bad history and the facts of this case and suggest a high cash only bond. Defendant says he feels that jail is not right for him. What is supposed to happen next is that the judge sets bond. But before he can, wife gets up again and tearfully requests a PR bond again. Judge sets a high bond but makes it cash or surety making it much more likely he can get out.
I'm thinking, WTF? She could have just stood mute or at least not come back for round two of the begging and pleading to let him out. One thing for certain, whatever happens, it'll be my fault.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 12:17 PM (XUKZU)
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Shake 'em up in a bag, let one fall out.
Still Goddard College ( I know, not 'university'), having selected Mumia Abu-Jamal as Commencement Speaker must deserve honorable mention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2014 12:17 PM (F2IAQ)
Just proves the wet-ware between the ears is no guarantee of intelligence being found there.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2014 12:18 PM (WOKpd)
Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2014 12:03 PM (HtUkt)
Pretty much. Rumor is that Kirby thinks Gruber made his Pentagon briefings a load easier.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 12:18 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 12:13 PM (Spluw)
Yes! It's been ages since we've had an AtC story. The preambles make it a perfect experience.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2014 12:18 PM (GDulk)
Wow, srsly? I did not know that.
Her pies positively just glow!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 12:18 PM (07lgx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2014 12:18 PM (+GmxD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2014 12:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 12:19 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Hank
having married into a family that reveres this stupidity and dishonesty, I am one of the stupidest creatures on Gods' Earth. it doesn't show in my voting, but Christ knows it'll be part of the Thanksgiving parade here.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 12:19 PM (Spluw)
By the way, that happened in HArrison, so I am not sure how they could tell that anything (else) was destroyed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 12:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 11:38 AM (XUKZU)
Yeah, if you really support Mike Brown, leave your doors unlocked, and put your big-screen TV out on the lawn./signed, Justice for Mike Brown Committee
P.S. a hand truck would be nice, too
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2014 12:19 PM (7MWCL)
Now that's a nice hash you got there pilgrim.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at November 19, 2014 12:19 PM (Y7ieA)
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2014 12:19 PM (UzPAd)
All shall love her and despair.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 12:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 12:20 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 12:20 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 12:18 PM (07lgx)
She's a leftist. But she can cook, so I have suspended my disgust.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2014 12:21 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 19, 2014 12:21 PM (7ObY1)
Seriously, I can just see her tossing the One Ring into her jewelry box and never giving it a second thought.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2014 12:21 PM (zWC0k)
Empress of the Stompy Boots.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2014 12:22 PM (WOKpd)
*rings small gong*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 12:22 PM (0HooB)
All shall love her and despair.
She is demurely coy and divinely cold.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2014 12:22 PM (zF6Iw)
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Textbook case of Battered Wife Syndrome?
Posted by: Just Like Us Democrat Voters at November 19, 2014 12:22 PM (F2IAQ)
For titles belonging to AlextheChick all of you forgot an important one.
Protector of face size spiders
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 12:23 PM (kQBSd)
Assuming they didn't poison the box-office here with a batch of fymynyst nonsense-
this looks to be the squadillion dollar ultimate girliy movie, that will give "Titanic" a run for it's money cuz little girls can see it multiple times -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20DF6U1HcGQ
Yep, it's "Cinderella" all gussied up.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2014 12:23 PM (0cMkb)
...a very small gong
and, you, the official royal gong-banger, wear green tights for her amusement
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:23 PM (q8I5f)
Posted by: Just Like Us Democrat Voters at November 19, 2014 12:22 PM (F2IAQ)
They're not very good until you fry them up.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2014 12:24 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2014 12:25 PM (Yc4/E)
Posted by: WHAM! at November 19, 2014 12:25 PM (ZKzrr)
Got to scoot. Writers lunch. Still madly typing away. Over 37k words so far.
And my muse has suggested lets have a cooking chapter. German food in NYC and for eight. Now find recipes and where in NYC to find such ingredients.
*serves AlextheChick some Jaegerschnitzel since its yummy and already in book.*
Tschuss!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 19, 2014 12:25 PM (WOKpd)
Mooch in mourning?
Hey how's that gay NFLer doing? Oh yeah he is gone also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 12:26 PM (nzKvP)
Maybe she figures there aren't any of those in her district anymore?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2014 12:26 PM (GDulk)
And the Raptors are rested, watered, and ready to go. Will never turn down a snack made of backtalking smartmouths who neither know their place nor show the proper oblations...not a warning, per se, just an observation.
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 12:27 PM (yRwC8)
So coming out essentially got him an extra year in the NBA? Sounds about like what the Horde had guessed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 19, 2014 12:28 PM (GDulk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjCjXfG9yg
...and I have the legs for it too, even if I do say so myself.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 12:28 PM (0HooB)
Shit. I'm gonna have to take the gal to see that.
Posted by: thathalfrican at November 19, 2014 12:29 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:29 PM (q8I5f)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 12:30 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 19, 2014 12:30 PM (XUKZU)
Hey I got 3 of those in my house
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2014 12:30 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 12:31 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Rumpole of the Bailey at November 19, 2014 12:31 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2014 12:32 PM (kQBSd)
http://t.co/Zh2OuXejLg
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 19, 2014 11:50 AM (ZPrif)
Not sure I'd want to attend a church that does the government's bidding.
"They speak a vision of their own heart,
Not from the mouth of the Lord."
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 19, 2014 12:33 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Baaaa! means no! at November 19, 2014 12:33 PM (iQIUe)
Is deigning them to continue breathing via unprecedented benevolence the same as protecting?
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 12:33 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Hilda at November 19, 2014 12:33 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 19, 2014 12:33 PM (2cS/G)
Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke 1m 1 minute ago
I'm canceling cable. RT @vplus: CNN BREAKING: President Obama will make executive action announcement in prime time address tomorrow
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:33 PM (IXrOn)
A drunk New Jersey man left a trail of destruction after stealing a bulldozer so he could drive home, police said
Was his hair on fire?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 12:34 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:34 PM (q8I5f)
Posted by: Face size spider in AtC's closet at November 19, 2014 12:34 PM (kQBSd)
*rings small gong*
Insert Gregorian chant here > in omnem terram exivit sonus eorum, et in fines orbis terrae verba eorum
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 12:35 PM (07lgx)
I noted a while back that the issues facing us are very deep, and at many levels. When some county clown can float something like this, or when cops get their jobs back after handing off a bleeding, hysterical naked teenager to a guy (turned out to be Jeffrey Dahmer) you've got serious invasive problems.
Where did a county clown get the motion to coerce churches into disseminating their pet beliefs? Other than that he/she/it/other know they're bulletproof?
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 12:36 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:33 PM (IXrOn)
Executive action? Sounds like the title for a gay (in this case at least) porn flick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2014 12:36 PM (7MWCL)
Cripes, Collins was worse than I thought. Career averages of 3 points and 3 rebounds per game. Hasn't played more than ten minutes per game since 2011.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 12:37 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:38 PM (q8I5f)
averages of 3 points and 3 rebounds per game. Hasn't played more than
ten minutes per game since 2011.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2014 12:37 PM (2cS/G)
So, he sucked. Which is probably why the team kept him on as long as they did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2014 12:39 PM (7MWCL)
What a shame, I have to wash my sock drawer.
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 19, 2014 12:39 PM (ZKzrr)
Don't forget the ridiculously oversized codpiece.
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 19, 2014 12:40 PM (rwI+c)
what I worry about most is that obama, Boner, and McConnell have a secret plan worked out together
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:40 PM (q8I5f)
Posted by: SH at November 19, 2014 12:40 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:40 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: fly gal at November 19, 2014 12:40 PM (8TdcF)
Is this year's Oscar race going to be yet another showdown of the black grievance groups vs the gay grievance groups? Blacks won last year, so that means Imitation Game and Cumberbatch must win this year, yes? I keep hoping films and actors will win on the merits of whether they are, you know, just plain GOOD, and not all this political dog and pony show crap; yes I am horribly naive.
Apparently American Sniper also getting great buzz, but I don't see Eastwood getting an Oscar after the Chair monologue. Hollywood libs are nothing if not vicious and petty.
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 12:41 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2014 12:41 PM (07lgx)
post-election obama & the D's:
-- say F-you to Keystone
-- say full steam ahead with Amnesty
The balls...
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:41 PM (q8I5f)
I have to, uh, I have to uh, I have to... reprimer the jeep. That's it, man...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 19, 2014 12:41 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2014 12:41 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 19, 2014 11:25 AM (0LHZx)
We'll definitely need some time to re-tool.
Posted by: Brotherhood of Ballot Printers and Trunk Stuffers, Local 42 at November 19, 2014 12:41 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 19, 2014 12:42 PM (q8I5f)
So, Your Malevolence, talk around the campfire was that there is a story about a MoMe, drinking (BIRM), and bachelorettes, which could only be done justice from your Stepstool of Awesomesauce.
Share?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2014 12:42 PM (JtwS4)
Wifes' family, at Thanksgiving dinner: Pres Boyfriend is dreamy, he's so wonderful. It's a shame that he was forced to sign the EO.
Me: Forced? A black man was forced to do something? Wow, that's slavery. And you people oughta know, since you're all democrats, you're experts on the subject.
Wifes' family: we are not!!!!!
Me: Not Democrats? Sure ya are.I'm the papist rethuglickkkkkkan, not you beautiful people.
wifes' family:democrats aren't experts on slavery.
Me; except for that whole Civil war, KKK, post reconstruction, Civil Rights Actthing you mean?
Wifes' family:
Me: So.....where's the pumpkin pie?
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2014 12:43 PM (Spluw)
GOP squishes all the way down.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 19, 2014 12:43 PM (cAynM)
Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2014 12:43 PM (4jDmb)
Posted by: LizLem, Ebola free...for now at November 19, 2014 12:41 PM (yRwC
I am fairly certain that Clint is way beyond giving even a smidgen of a fuck about the self-congratulatory BS. He just likes excelling in his craft.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at November 19, 2014 12:47 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: SH at November 19, 2014 12:40 PM (gmeXX)
Weaponry. The boomstick kind.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2014 12:53 PM (8GQ0X)
Been there. Load up on facts and let them have it quick and straight between the eyes and be relentless. Yes, they will shut up and later whine how "cruel you are" for knocking over their apple cart. Tell them to toughen up and do some research. There is a reason you have opinions and they are based on facts that are easily researched-- if one is so inclined.
You will either be quietly dis-invited for future gatherings or they will cease to make obtuse comments around you. I found it a plus either way.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 19, 2014 01:33 PM (cAynM)
Do you know who's shittin bricks right now? hillary clinton
I think she is smarter than Liz and knows it's over. She will milk "running" to fatten up her own coffer as long as she can and we can all relate to that. A $100 million just isn't enough these days.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 19, 2014 01:42 PM (cAynM)
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