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Al Sharpton Has Novel Way to Economize on Expenses and Taxes: He Just Doesn't Pay Them
No seriously. He doesn't pay taxes or bills or rent or anything.Mr. Sharpton has regularly sidestepped the sorts of obligations most people see as inevitable, like taxes, rent and other bills. Records reviewed by The New York Times show more than $4.5 million in current state and federal tax liens against him and his for-profit businesses. And though he said in recent interviews that he was paying both down, his balance with the state, at least, has actually grown in recent years. His National Action Network appears to have been sustained for years by not paying federal payroll taxes on its employees. With the tax liability outstanding, Mr. Sharpton traveled first class and collected a sizable salary, the kind of practice by nonprofit groups that the United States Treasury's inspector general for tax administration recently characterized as "abusive," or "potentially criminal" if the failure to turn over or collect taxes is willful. Mr. Sharpton and the National Action Network have repeatedly failed to pay travel agencies, hotels and landlords. He has leaned on the generosity of friends and sometimes even the organization, intermingling its finances with his own to cover his daughters' private school tuition. ... With Mr. Sharpton focused on the 2004 presidential race, National Action Network's finances were reaching crisis levels, tax documents and other public records show. The group's revenues totaled just over $1 million in 2004, about half of what they had been two years earlier. Nevertheless, it picked up expenses from Mr. Sharpton's presidential bid: $181,115 in consulting and other costs that should have been charged to his campaign, the Federal Election Commission later found. The group also faced court judgments for several hundred thousand dollars in unpaid office rent and hotel bills. To stay afloat, the nonprofit became reliant on money that was supposed to go to payroll taxes, according to its financial statements. The amount National Action Network underpaid the federal government in taxes went from about $900,000 in 2003 to almost $1.9 million by 2006, records show.... In 2009, when the group still owed $1.1 million in overdue payroll taxes, Mr. Sharpton began collecting a salary of $250,000 from National Action Network. The recent Treasury report that called that sort of practice abusive also said only 1,200 organizations in the nation owed more than $100,000 in unpaid payroll taxes, which would put Mr. Sharpton’s group among the most delinquent nonprofit organizations in the nation.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Saar at November 18, 2014 05:02 PM (ALUkH)
Posted by: Rev. Al at November 18, 2014 05:02 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 18, 2014 05:02 PM (hqVUe)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:03 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 7 (short) weeks! at November 18, 2014 05:03 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Sharpy at November 18, 2014 05:03 PM (BKaug)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (SaMXZ)
Posted by: The Reverend Al Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 7 (short) weeks! at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Al "NotSo" Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (/lTUs)
Posted by: da Rev. at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Charlie Rangel at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Anonymous Asswipe at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (BKaug)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:04 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2014 05:05 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: Old Blue - No longer freezing his butt off in CO at November 18, 2014 05:05 PM (vVSOO)
Nooooooo
Plus is is the number one advisor to the mayor of NYC. Must be delightful to have him in charge
And a key advisor to the JEF.
Explains so much
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2014 05:05 PM (Z36SR)
If not, he probably has pictures of the Supreme Court screwing goats or something.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 18, 2014 05:05 PM (txvbW)
Posted by: dillhole12 at November 18, 2014 05:05 PM (uURnG)
Posted by: Rev ChristyBlinky at November 18, 2014 05:05 PM (dMEBN)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2014 05:05 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (BKaug)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (/4AZU)
Fucker.
Posted by: mpfs at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (SMXjC)
Stay outraged, creepy ass-crackers.
Posted by: Rev. Al at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (HNJA9)
Fucker.
Posted by: mpfs at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (SMXjC)
Because liberal.
Duh.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:06 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 18, 2014 05:07 PM (HkkyM)
Posted by: FishUnderTheSea at November 18, 2014 05:07 PM (rtZ6u)
#LeanForward @msnbc host screams "No one cares about Jonathan #Gruber," he didn't work on #Obamacare! http://t.co/oxv1Rv02qu #JournalismFail
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 05:07 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 05:07 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (wVWRM)
Posted by: Rev. Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (Y7ieA)
The mayor does not make a hiring decision without consulting Sharpton. He is the key person the JEF is taking to about Ferguson
He isn't going anywhere. Oh. Except on TV. When Ferguson blows up he will be there picking the pockets of the dead
Posted by: ThunderB at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (Z36SR)
http://tinyurl.com/mxh5lcd
via BlazingCatFur: http://tinyurl.com/oklb2xc
Posted by: The Assassin's Hat at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (lN8KC)
We used to tell the dumb ones that we have a "Universal Turnover Order" out on them and that they need to roll all their belongings into a rug and our men with the van would be there shortly.
Pro-tip: There is no such thing as a universal turnover order.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (CMkNk)
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I wish but no. Al is ghetto superman, things that would kill an ordinary mortal just bounce off him.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (nL3ox)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (/lTUs)
Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Steven Pagones at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 05:07 PM (A98Xu)
His "Joo" accountant not doubt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (nzKvP)
Posted by: lawdvd at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 18, 2014 05:10 PM (BKaug)
Piss on this scumbag.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 18, 2014 05:10 PM (9J34u)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:10 PM (KK+mC)
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 05:10 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Dave Chappell at November 18, 2014 05:10 PM (7wyDO)
Al "Pogrom" Sharpton.
I hope he dies after a long, painful bout with something particularly horrible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)
Somewhere The Rev. Al is cursing those "diamond merchants" that set him up.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 7 (short) weeks! at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (HDwDg)
...in the prison exercise yard...
...so much for white privilege.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (/mTq0)
Tempted I much.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Warden at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (wHAYQ)
And not just the poor. People with good jobs just don't.
Because in Detroit, you don't have to.
/yeah, and that bankruptcy thing? Totally unrelated to residents not paying their taxes.
Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (25HWz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (f7qx+)
The thugs in Ferguson have been sending out not so veiled messages for months that if they don't get their mob justice they will riot. And instead of sending in the troops to head this stuff off authorities go into a defensive crouch and try to limit the damage. What other community is allowed to get away with this kind of bullshit?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2014 05:12 PM (W5DcG)
I think he underwent a full body transplant.
His freaking head is too large for that body.
*or he's got the "bug"*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:12 PM (KK+mC)
Al "Pogrom" Sharpton.
I hope he dies after a long, painful bout with something particularly horrible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)
Michael Moore shitting into his mouth after consuming 5 dozen bean and cheese burritos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:12 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Yip at November 18, 2014 05:12 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: FDR's Television at November 18, 2014 05:12 PM (ne2fm)
Al's got the right idea but he and all whom he represents are the wrong people.
Federal tax holiday. Permanently.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:13 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2014 05:13 PM (RZlSA)
Posted by: Democratic Politicians at November 18, 2014 05:13 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: MSNBC Network President at November 18, 2014 05:13 PM (hdpay)
organization, intermingling its finances with his own to cover his
daughters' private school tuition.
What? I'm shocked, SHOCKED that he doesn't send his kids to the schools he wants to force other people to send their kids to.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:13 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Eric Holder at November 18, 2014 05:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: every prog ever at November 18, 2014 05:13 PM (1W2Op)
Protip: Don't try this at home without adult supervision.
If Al Sharpton was not Al Sharpton, he'd be in a world of hurt right now. But fuck him for thinking that somebody else should pick up his tab.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (zxQ4h)
-Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 05:09 PM (A98Xu)
I felt handy.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: junior at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (UWFpX)
Failure to pay withholding taxes is the only tax that the owner can be prosecuted criminally.
Sooo, why hasn't Al been prosecuted?
Let me guess?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Yip at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (fl1bF)
"not pay we much."
LOL.
I will never get tired of that mans semi-retarded Ebonics laden torture of the English language.
Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (25HWz)
Al Sharpton.
TAX STRIKE!!!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (KK+mC)
Posted by: wooga at November 18, 2014 05:14 PM (YAVyP)
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They say Herod the Great died in agony of maggots infecting his gangrene infected genitals. That'd probably be good.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (wUXCc)
They don't pay their . . bar bill?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:10 PM (KK+mC)
Heh. You name it, they were deadbeats. And we were the collection agency that other agencies sent their impossible-to-collect files.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Jack at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Lutherans at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Yip at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (84SRe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (tiOTz)
Posted by: tbodie at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (EyonH)
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: NCKate at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (m21KY)
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (25HWz)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (wUXCc)
Works for me.
He is a fcuking Nazi, and is directly responsible for the deaths of Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ParisParamus at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (JAq9V)
veiled messages for months that if they don't get their mob justice they
will riot. And instead of sending in the troops to head this stuff off
authorities go into a defensive crouch and try to limit the damage. What
other community is allowed to get away with this kind of bullshit?
Posted by: JackStraw
Where the hell is Richard Daley when you need him? Or Douglas MacArthur, for that matter.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Al' Baby Face' Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (OLsM7)
http://tinyurl.com/mxh5lcd
via BlazingCatFur: http://tinyurl.com/oklb2xc
Posted by: The Assassin's Hat at November 18, 2014 05:08 PM (lN8KC)
Phhhh. Yeah right. The game is so broken there is no way they've gotten far enough in story to determine that.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r)
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From the sound of things, his salary is chump change compared to the "donations" that he receives.
Posted by: junior at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (UWFpX)
Taxes? It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (0FSuD)
The UN should charge him with torturing the English language.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (f7qx+)
Hispanics shouldn't because they are poor immigrants.
Only White people, and Orientals, should pay taxes.
Posted by: Al, not so, Sharp Ton... at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (f0pWu)
But my Grievance Theater t-shirts is sellin' well, baby!
Posted by: Al Shankton at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (Dwehj)
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2014 05:11 PM (Zu3d9)
I don't usually wish harm on anyone.
...but when I do?
...It is dick cancer.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (16bOT)
WTF?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (ABcz/)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
As long as the maggots have frickin' laser beams on their heads.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (KK+mC)
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: ParisParamus at November 18, 2014 05:16 PM (JAq9V)
It comes in threes.
A) Ferguson momzer organizer has her car stolen
B) Momzer #2 has her house looted
C) Al, etc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (CMkNk)
In my expert Opinion, you are going to need more forensic accountants.
Reverend Al Sharpton is a kind and decent man who cares about his people and this shows how unjust our legal system in it's treatment of minority religious men of color.
Posted by: Paul Drake at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (7K1CH)
What about withholding? He has a pay check.
Posted by: Jack at November 18, 2014 05:15 PM (53CCM)
NAN can show that the funds were withheld, but then never deposit them.
Pretty common in crooked organizations.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (ABcz/)
Where the hell is Richard Daley when you need him? Or Douglas MacArthur, for that matter.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (4nR9/)
Who was the guy who put down the Philippine Insurrection? Pershing? Yeah. Him.
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (fl1bF)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (f0pWu)
Then, we play the waiting game...
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (HNJA9)
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (4nR9/)
So the Mossad has miniaturized the Killer Joo Sharks into Killer Joo Maggots? With lasers?
Mazel tov!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:19 PM (CMkNk)
-Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (f7qx+)
The sentiment is there and I like the effort. Forty-Three Non-Binding resolutions later and I'd be bored.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (16bOT)
In a perfect world, Al Tawana Sharpton would be relegated to sweeping up dog poop in NYC.
I wonder if he ever paid off that judgement to the DA that was ordered after the Brawley fiasco. Doubt he did.
Posted by: cheri at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rd at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (J7NUM)
Not surprised, all out of outrage.
2. Opposition Party !
3. Profit !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: Secundus
True, but if you're going full historical wet dream, I'd go with William Tecumseh Sherman.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (4nR9/)
The National Shakedown Network has never been the same since.
Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2014 05:21 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Al Shankton at November 18, 2014 05:21 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (KK+mC)
Hmm.... he is looking more and more like the Kim Jung in Team America...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2014 05:21 PM (f0pWu)
Posted by: Vana White at November 18, 2014 05:21 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:21 PM (MMC8r)
Al is not going to be long on MSDNC.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:22 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 05:22 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (4nR9/)
Pro Tip... you are only supposed to lay waste to OTHER peoples countries...
Posted by: Augustus Ceaser at November 18, 2014 05:22 PM (f0pWu)
The National Shakedown Network has never been the same since.
Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2014 05:21 PM (dVmLD)
Whatever happened to the sewer lid he wore around his formerly fat neck?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2014 05:22 PM (CMkNk)
They were a bunch of Sharptons just waiting to happen.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2014 05:22 PM (f7qx+)
The hot, much younger girlfriend is probably a very well paid beard.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2014 05:22 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 18, 2014 05:23 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: the rev at November 18, 2014 05:23 PM (WCnJW)
Well, technically at the time, it was another country.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:23 PM (KK+mC)
His freaking head is too large for that body.
He's a piker.
Posted by: Vana White
I know, right. Fortunately for her, there are other parts that counterbalance it.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:23 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: T. Geithner at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (MMC8r)
Them Magic The Johnson drugs ain't cheap.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: weew at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (0tmLY)
Here's hoping he's fatally shot in the Ferguson, MO riots. No one deserves it more.
I wouldn't put it past that fucker to self-inflict in the foot or something.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:18 PM (KK+mC)
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Did I tell you that me and wife did Red Lobster this past weekend and all the help are really crabs people inhabiting human shells? Good food though. PS - don't order the crab.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (jucos)
Posted by: speedster1 at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (C0wzD)
You got to get yourself elected then you don't have to worry about paying taxes. Jail time? Forget about it!
Posted by: Charles Rangel at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (hdpay)
"It is incredible what political simpletons Jews are. They shut their eyes to one of the most elementary rules of life, that you must not "meet halfway" those who do not want to meet you."
-- Ze'ev Jabotinsky "The Iron Wall" (November 1923)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Here's hoping he's fatally shot in the Ferguson, MO riots. No one deserves it more.
I wouldn't put it past that fucker to self-inflict in the foot or something.
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You mean, do a John Kerry. Amiright?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 18, 2014 05:25 PM (oDCMR)
Don't know about that but Tawana was also judged to pay $185,000 and she refused to pay until last year. The interest meter was running the whole time so now she owes over $400,000.
As of last year she had paid less than $4,000.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2014 05:25 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 18, 2014 05:25 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:25 PM (KK+mC)
Posted by: redenzo at November 18, 2014 05:25 PM (WCnJW)
Well it's a damn good thing his organization doesn't have the word
"patriot" in its name, otherwise he'd be at risk of actual IRS scrutiny.
Posted by: weew at November 18, 2014 05:24 PM (0tmLY)
We should just start referring to it as the "National Patriot Action Network" as much as possible.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2014 05:25 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (16bOT)
We could start a whisper campaign that Al is secretly a Jew; that'd get the UN off to a hot start.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2014 05:26 PM (f7qx+)
I'm not sure that anything can shame Rev. Al, so my guess is that the U.S. Department of Just Us is not behind the timing.
Posted by: Furious George at November 18, 2014 05:26 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2014 05:26 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:26 PM (KK+mC)
Here's hoping he's fatally shot in the Ferguson, MO riots. No one deserves it more.
Civil rights leaders, like French Generals, are always miles from the front.
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:26 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2014 05:26 PM (j6e8f)
Say... I enjoy the particular cut of that jib. If one were to procure a newsletter, how would one go about that process?
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:27 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2014 05:27 PM (kqGWM)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:27 PM (xWW96)
But he has to keep working for The Man. Why would anyone trust the guy by now? That info he keeps feeding the Feds on his comrades has to stop flowing at some point.
Posted by: CozMark at November 18, 2014 05:27 PM (gYPAF)
Posted by: Al Shankton at November 18, 2014 05:27 PM (Dwehj)
Al hasn't contracted the AIDS. Probably from a bath house in Chicago. .
I can't find a link right now, but I read a profile where he talks about what he eats every day--it's vegan and not much of it. He's getting less protein than a Mooch lunch, just sipping on grass smoothies all day with the occasional (I denounce myself) banana.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 18, 2014 05:28 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:28 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 18, 2014 05:23 PM (l1zOH)
It would be interesting to chart out the 'actual' legal system in this country. You'd have to look at the crimes investigated, charges filed or not filed, conviction rate, sentences awarded and rate of reoffense.
Once you had the raw data, you could filter for any variable you wanted... and thereby discover what's really illegal, and for whom.
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:28 PM (fl1bF)
Posted by: tinfoil baby at November 18, 2014 05:28 PM (hqVUe)
You mean, do a John Kerry. Amiright?
Yes. I could see Fredo awarding him the purple heart of justice, righteousness. and good plenty for his heroic activism.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 18, 2014 05:28 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2014 05:28 PM (qaepl)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2014 05:26 PM (f7qx+)
He's Sammy Davis, Jr's illegitimate son?
Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2014 05:29 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 18, 2014 05:29 PM (BKaug)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2014 05:29 PM (LA7Cm)
How many times will her armed security shoot someone?
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:29 PM (KK+mC)
Posted by: FDR's Television at November 18, 2014 05:29 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2014 05:30 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 18, 2014 05:30 PM (+lsX1)
That's what I'd say, too. If I wanted to disguise sudden and massive weight loss.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 18, 2014 05:30 PM (nL0sw)
-
Or just pull a Jesse Jackson and dip his tracksuit in some blood.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2014 05:30 PM (j6e8f)
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November 18, 2014 05:30 PM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:30 PM (MMC8r)
Admit it Rev. Sharpton. You are being sent into Ferguson to inform on the radical trouble makers stirring up trouble there. That is why you don't have to pay taxes.
Posted by: Perry Mason at November 18, 2014 05:30 PM (7K1CH)
Sharpton quote:
"George Bush giving tax cuts is like Jim Jones giving Kool-Aid. It tastes good but it'll kill you."
Posted by: cheri at November 18, 2014 05:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2014 05:31 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:31 PM (xWW96)
legal system in this country. You'd have to look
at the crimes investigated, charges filed or not
filed, conviction rate, sentences awarded and
rate of reoffense.
Once you had the raw data, you could filter for
any variable you wanted... and thereby discover
what's really illegal, and for whom.
Posted by: Secundus
Volunteer you must!
And thank you!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:31 PM (upVqO)
"George Bush giving tax cuts is like Jim Jones giving Kool-Aid. It tastes good but it'll kill you."
Try the grape, Al.
Posted by: --- at November 18, 2014 05:31 PM (MMC8r)
Two Americas, indeed.
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 05:32 PM (sDapq)
Never near MLK, claimed he held him in his arms as he died.
Started Rainbow, shake you hokies down, coalition.
Father a bastard child, put the mother to work at Rainbow coalition, still on payroll in CA.
Ran for president to shake people down.
Did I mention his son is in prison?
Top people
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:32 PM (0FSuD)
"George Bush giving tax cuts is like Jim Jones giving Kool-Aid. It tastes good but it'll kill you."
Pep quote:
Al Sharpton is a fetid, stinking asshole.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:32 PM (4nR9/)
Doesn't always work. A black restaurant owner right up the street from me went to jail last year for this. Plus some fraud, illegals as cooks, etc.
Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2014 05:32 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: the other all caps meme that won't go away at November 18, 2014 05:33 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: Virginia Tech at November 18, 2014 05:34 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at November 18, 2014 05:34 PM (BKaug)
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2014 05:34 PM (6/J77)
(By "Weird" Al Sharpton)
Beat it!
Beat it!
Cook yourself a bean and eat it.
Race-Batin' Junkie
"Holy-Man" Shyster
Riots and lyin'
Let's start a fire.
...then Beat it!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:34 PM (16bOT)
right up the street from me went to jail last year
for this. Plus some fraud, illegals as cooks, etc.
He wasn't black enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:34 PM (upVqO)
So what's wrong with heads being disproportionate to bodies?
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell
I know, right?
Posted by: Betelgeuse at November 18, 2014 05:35 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: THE Al Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:35 PM (1CroS)
Al Srhapton PEZ dispenser
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2014 05:35 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Shirley Sherrod at November 18, 2014 05:35 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Federal Workers at November 18, 2014 05:35 PM (XzRw1)
Volunteer you must!
And thank you!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:31 PM (upVqO)
Considering how massive a job that would be, and given the fact that I still have to earn a living at some point, I'll have to pass
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:35 PM (fl1bF)
I recommend shunting ship's power to the forward Banhammer to prevent breakthrough
Posted by: Spock on the Good Ship TB3K at November 18, 2014 05:35 PM (KK+mC)
up the street from me went to jail last year for this. Plus some fraud,
illegals as cooks, etc.
Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2014 05:32 PM (DL2i+)
Apparently he has not given enough to Reid/Pelosi Inc.
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 05:36 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Virginia Tech at November 18, 2014 05:34 PM (4nR9/)
Sorry Typo. Hokie means on your ass, as all VPI grads know, dad '36 grandfather '98(189
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:36 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:29 PM (KK+mC)
I know El Kabong.
I worked with El Kabong.
MUMR is no El Kabong.
Posted by: Baba Looey at November 18, 2014 05:37 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: St. Augustine at November 18, 2014 05:37 PM (dObSx)
Wesley Snipes, Lil Kim, and Lauryn Hill all went to prison for failing to give the feds their vig.
This list is kind of interesting.
http://is.gd/hH53aX
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 18, 2014 05:37 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:37 PM (fl1bF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (W5DcG)
Also, Sarah Palin's pick for Governor, won. Independent, she didn't support the Republican.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (hjTr7)
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:37 PM (fl1bF)
Xiandong Seminary, of course!
Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (C8ckV)
Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (qaepl)
Posted by: jb at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (/bMM/)
Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 18, 2014 05:39 PM (C8ckV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2014 05:40 PM (1nB6R)
-Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:37 PM (fl1bF)
Self-Proclamations are a helluva thing.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:40 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:40 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: The Jackhole at November 18, 2014 05:40 PM (6/J77)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (hjTr7)
But the Dem snagged the Lt. Gov. spot.
Posted by: The formerly-Russian Hat at November 18, 2014 05:40 PM (lN8KC)
I know El Kabong.
I worked with El Kabong.
MUMR is no El Kabong.
Posted by: Baba Looey at November 18, 2014 05:37 PM (lN8KC)
He doesn't even rise to the level of a Baba Looey
Posted by: MikeH at November 18, 2014 05:41 PM (cYaNh)
Posted by: Soona at November 18, 2014 05:38 PM (qaep
If the next President is a Pubbie, I hope his guys take cameras into the White House when they take over. I've got five bucks says there'll be holes kicked in the walls and sheets flushed down the toilets
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:41 PM (fl1bF)
Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at November 18, 2014 05:42 PM (C8ckV)
Or famous enough or outragewemuch enough or...
around here Not Greek while trying to run the diner he bought after they re-opened other restaurants down the street enough.
Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2014 05:42 PM (DL2i+)
What is the problem with the Black Community? They choose "leaders" like
snake oil peddler Sharpton. Enough said. You follow the debbil, you end
up in Hell.
Posted by: maddogg
In Sharpton's case, I have read that the Black Community doesn't really care for him. He is a creation of white liberal activists.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:43 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2014 05:43 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at November 18, 2014 05:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: dedomeno at November 18, 2014 05:44 PM (UccCH)
...but when I do?
...It is dick cancer.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:17 PM (16bOT)
Poor man needs a hug. From some bastard with end-stage Ebola.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2014 05:44 PM (7MWCL)
Community doesn't really care for him. He is a creation of white liberal
activists.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:43 PM (4nR9/)
In many ways, the story of Obama, to keep black people on the Democrat plantation.
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 05:44 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:44 PM (upVqO)
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:43 PM (4nR9/Just like the rest of the situation.
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:44 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2014 05:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: cheri at November 18, 2014 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Secundus at November 18, 2014 05:41 PM (fl1bF)
Personally, I wouldn't care if they burned the place down and built a new one. The old one has Marxist stench.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2014 05:46 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Al Shankton at November 18, 2014 05:46 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:46 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2014 05:46 PM (RZlSA)
Look around and see if he's on a bus or train with you hunched over a phone giggling to himself.
Of course that may or may not be MUMR.
Posted by: Spock on the Good Ship TB3K at November 18, 2014 05:46 PM (KK+mC)
-Posted by: cheri at November 18, 2014 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
Try little ointment and then let it get some air.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:46 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:47 PM (V+kmg)
Oh wait.
Posted by: Al Sharpton
Thread participation ribbon!
Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2014 05:47 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2014 05:47 PM (RZlSA)
pay $185,000 and she refused to pay until last year. The interest meter
was running the whole time so now she owes over $400,000.
As of last year she had paid less than $4,000.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2014 05:25 PM (g1DWB)
She moves from State to State avoiding arrest and oayment. She changes her name and gets new ID.
Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2014 05:47 PM (u9gzs)
It sucks to be you, honky!
Gotta go! My BFF Barack is on line 1! Good thing the phone company won't dare shut off my service just because I haven't paid them in 14 years!
Did I mention it sucks to be you? Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Posted by: Al "The Chosen One" Sharpton at November 18, 2014 05:48 PM (DLu2s)
-Posted by: cheri
You might want to put some ice on that.
--B. Clinton
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:48 PM (upVqO)
Posted by: John Koskinen at November 18, 2014 05:49 PM (cL79m)
According to his bio at the NationalActionNetwork, he said his first sermon at age four and was ordained as a minister by the Washington Temple legendary minister Bishop FD Washington when he was , ahem, 9 years old.
Because 9 year olds are fantastic counselors and ministers.
There are black churches that are NOT serious. They are fronts for other things, which is what helped form the young Rev.Al into the community agitator and race hustler he is today.
At least Jesse Jackson can claim being an "authentic" minister. He almost graduated from Chicago Theological School and was later credited with his prior classes and "life experience" and ordained a minister.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2014 05:49 PM (hjTr7)
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 05:49 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:49 PM (V+kmg)
Never heard of them.
I read it on the internet, if you don't make enough money, you don't have to pay taxes, and I've never made enough money.
Posted by: Nebliss Constatine at November 18, 2014 05:50 PM (7K1CH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:50 PM (KK+mC)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:51 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 18, 2014 05:51 PM (16bOT)
-Posted by: cheri
You might want to put some ice on that.
--B. Clinton
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:48 PM (upVqO)
or if Bill was involved some super antibiotics developed for resistant strains
Posted by: MikeH at November 18, 2014 05:51 PM (cYaNh)
Posted by: Lois Lerner at November 18, 2014 05:51 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2014 05:51 PM (W5DcG)
enough money, you don't have to pay taxes, and
I've never made enough money.
Word.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:51 PM (upVqO)
Stick it to the man, brother! Peace out.
Posted by: Fritz at November 18, 2014 05:51 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (v5UtH)
http://tinyurl.com/plfzzn2
Orthodox Jewish man attacked at Brooklyn train station in apparent hate crime
The 53-year-old, identified as an Israeli tourist, was called a 'dirty bloody Jew' and a 'f---ing Jew' by his assailants, one of which beat him with his own umbrella in Williamsburg at the Marcy Ave. station before 4 p.m. Monday.
Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (K4YiS)
of stirring UP anti-Jewish violence
Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (K4YiS)
It's like a video game.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:49 PM (V+kmg)
Considering mirrors are involved, the proper word is "shatter".
Posted by: steveegg at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (cL79m)
I think the word you were looking for was "controversial".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (KK+mC)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 05:53 PM (ZPrif)
"I'm sure the IRS will be all over this."
Sorry, we're busy reviewing Jonathan Turley's returns. Don't worry, we'll nail the bastard!
Posted by: The IRS at November 18, 2014 05:53 PM (xgyfF)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:53 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (d2Tna)
Dude, you were much more fun when you had interesting things to say. I mean...you're the only guy besides me ever to use the word "metanoia" here.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (V+kmg)
The Reverend Al has a ton of chutzpah, but no shame.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (wdHk6)
Posted by: Secundus
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2014 05:20 PM (4nR9/)
The American commander during the Philippine Insurrection was General Elwell Otis, assisted by General Arthur MacArthur (Doug's father). Pershing was just a major of volunteers at the time.
Posted by: CQD at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (tcvYF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (W5DcG)
-
That's going too far. For example, I know of nothing bad about Allen West other than that he ruffled some terrorist's hair trying to protect his men.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (Umzq1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (W5DcG) Wolf is afraid they will nuke their own city?
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:55 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Fritz
RACIST!!!!111!!1!
This slur against Welsh-Americans will not stand!
Eric "Pembrokeshire" Holder will soon launch a federal investigation of your comment!
Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2014 05:55 PM (K4YiS)
Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2014 05:55 PM (u9gzs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2014 05:56 PM (1nB6R)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 18, 2014 05:55 PM (d2Tna)
Of course you were. You were dressing like a slut.
What did you expect?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:56 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (v5UtH)
That was years ago. Long before he got banned he just posted random political statements over and over.
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 18, 2014 05:56 PM (pAlYe)
-Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (V+kmg)
Yeah. For nearly two years now, he's been either a Drive-By Non-Sequitur or a series of "Stream of Unconscious Word Salads".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 05:56 PM (16bOT)
The Hill
It seems the GOP likes snooping more then the JEF. Just fucking great.
Posted by: Federal Workers at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (hjTr7)
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 18, 2014 05:56 PM (pAlYe) So nothing has changed.
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (xWW96)
What did you expect?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:56 PM (V+kmg)
Just asking for it, just asking for it...
Posted by: MikeH at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (cYaNh)
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 05:44 PM (sDapq)
------
They seem quite content and happy there.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (SaMXZ)
She was finally tracked down last year and her wages are being garnished from her federal govt job.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (1nB6R)
#sexist!
#WarOnWimmens!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (upVqO)
Posted by: MikeH at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (cYaNh)
Prediction - it doesn't get to 60 to bust the Dingy Filibuster.
Posted by: steveegg at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: The Progs at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Havedash at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (G1XMn)
Posted by: Afican Muricans at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Maetenloch at November 18, 2014 05:56 PM (pAlYe) So nothing has changed.
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (xWW96)
*ahem*
FIFY
Posted by: Mirror of Mirrored Mirror Universe Mitt Romney at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Verbal Kint at November 18, 2014 05:59 PM (nlPax)
.@msnbc Shrill Is No Accident. It's How Liberals Really Think. dailysign.al/1vnajAC
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2014 05:52 PM (v5UtH)
You mean like his bigoted statements? Or how about his bitching and moaning about the weekend threads. He went off the deep end long ago after ace gave him a thorough smack down.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (RJMhd)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (upVqO)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2014 06:01 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2014 05:57 PM (1nB6R)
When they started garnishing her wages she quit and left the State.
Posted by: Vic at November 18, 2014 06:01 PM (u9gzs)
-
That's funny. I'm worried they won't retaliate enough.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 18, 2014 06:01 PM (j6e8f)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (d2Tna)
Posted by: Mirror of Mirrored Mirror Universe Mitt Romney at November 18, 2014 06:01 PM (V+kmg)
Wolf Blitzer is worried that Israel might retaliate "too much".
If by "too much" he thinks they will beat a dead Palestinian, then he may have a point.
Posted by: tbodie at November 18, 2014 06:03 PM (EyonH)
"XL stands for EXTRA LETHAL!!""
-Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (RJMhd)
Yeah. I saw that. Hyperbole and downright lies are her specialty. She's taken Patsy "Dogfood" Schroeder's (sp) place quite nicely.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:03 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 18, 2014 06:04 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Lauren at November 18, 2014 06:04 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 06:04 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: wheatie at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (GHmmM)
"XL stands for EXTRA LETHAL!!""
-Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:00 PM (RJMhd)
Yeah. I saw that. Hyperbole and downright lies are her specialty. She's taken Patsy "Dogfood" Schroeder's (sp) place quite nicely.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:03 PM (16bOT)
*******
She said it--or actually shout/chanted it--on the Senate floor.
(Like a third grade cheerleader.)
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (RJMhd)
http://goo.gl/h9J1yB
Kiske King
14 bites
10 inches....
Posted by: The Progs at November 18, 2014 05:58 PM (iQIUe)
Watermelons were 10 cents.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (hjTr7)
*type type type. delete delete delete*
Try computing the amount you'd owe without those four adorable little deductions.
Pardon me, I have to go borrow AtC's extra razor blade.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: wheatie at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (GHmmM)
#watchoutforthecorn
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: wheatie at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (GHmmM)
#watchoutforthecorn
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 06:06 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: MTF at November 18, 2014 06:06 PM (6um35)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 06:07 PM (upVqO)
Don't worry....they won't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2014 06:07 PM (Zu3d9)
(Like a third grade cheerleader.)
-Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM
She's also a "professional" at taking offense at military personnel being respectful and daring to call her "Ma'am", instead of "Fuckhead, Self-Absorbed Senator".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: wheatie at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (GHmmM)
#watchoutforthecorn
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM (V+kmg)
-------
#toomuchfiber
Posted by: wheatie at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (GHmmM)
What's the Barbara Boxer XL deal?
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 06:06 PM (A98Xu)
Token lip-service to the enviro-whackos to offset the Landrieu gambit?
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 06:06 PM (A98Xu)
*********
Vote happening in the Senate --right now---on the Keystone pipeline.
That was Babs attempt to convince her fellow great minds of the world's greatest deliberative body--the Senate.
I almost hope mary digs up that one extra vote she needs.
Supposedly she has 59--she needs to get to 60.
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (RJMhd)
Well at least Brawley is paying by having to look over her shoulder. I suspect her SS# will show up again somewhere.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (1nB6R)
It'll be gender bending but much cooler than some comet landing!
Posted by: Rose Eveleth at November 18, 2014 06:09 PM (6um35)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:09 PM (16bOT)
#Itsafloater
Posted by: wheatie at November 18, 2014 06:05
PM (GHmmM)
#watchoutforthecorn
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014
06:05 PM (V+kmg)
-------
#toomuchfiber
Posted by: wheatie
#TMI
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (upVqO)
Said the perp dint do nothin .
He was a good boy an shit .
Posted by: awkward davies at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Lauren at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (16bOT)
Curses! Foiled again!
Posted by: The Barrel at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (sDapq)
(Like a third grade cheerleader.)
-Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:05 PM
She's also a "professional" at taking offense at military personnel being respectful and daring to call her "Ma'am", instead of "Fuckhead, Self-Absorbed Senator".
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (16bOT)
*******
Oh I remember that.
Can't remember the exact general or admiral she made that comment to.
Just ridiculous.
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 18, 2014 06:11 PM (oKE6c)
A certain Zero deserves similar treatment.
Posted by: Erwin at November 18, 2014 06:11 PM (k+Dk7)
Posted by: Lauren at November 18, 2014 06:11 PM (BPMYx)
Posted by: Old Blue - No longer freezing his butt off in CO at November 18, 2014 06:11 PM (vVSOO)
--
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:08 PM (RJMhd)
----
Ahhh, thank you. She's a dolt.
Posted by: seems legit at November 18, 2014 06:12 PM (A98Xu)
-Posted by: cheri at November 18, 2014 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
OLD MAN: Throw a towel over it!
DR DOG: Do some push-ups, Pablo! It'll go away!
[They all laugh uproariously]
Posted by: RKae at November 18, 2014 06:12 PM (cUkY7)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:10 PM (ZPrif)
The Dems do have a suicide pact, apparently.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2014 06:12 PM (hjTr7)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:13 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Old Blue - No longer freezing his butt off in CO at November 18, 2014 06:13 PM (vVSOO)
Posted by: Lauren at November 18, 2014 06:11 PM (BPMYx)
When I was a kid, I thought I was Captain America. I did not receive surgery to make me look the part.
And no one indulged my delusion.
Posted by: RKae at November 18, 2014 06:14 PM (cUkY7)
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November 18, 2014 06:14 PM (zxQ4h)
Unless somebody changes their vote.
57-41 right now.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:13 PM (ZPrif
The Dems will do whatever is necessary to protect Prezy First. They are like spoiled children, "No , I won't and you can't make me".
Gee, I wonder why the GOP hasn't repealed Obamacare yet. They don't even try.....
Posted by: Jen the original at November 18, 2014 06:15 PM (hjTr7)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2014 06:15 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:15 PM (ZPrif)
Unless somebody changes their vote.
57-41 right now.
Damn. I LOVED that pipeline.
Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 18, 2014 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 18, 2014 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)
-Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 18, 2014 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
*HAH!*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:16 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:16 PM (ZPrif)
They had Warren announce the bill's failure.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:16 PM (ZPrif)
How?
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 06:17 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:17 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 18, 2014 06:17 PM (ZPrif)
Landrieu has no pull. That will be the end of her.
And somebody in the gallery starts chanting like an Indian when Fauxchantas calls to order.
LOL
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2014 06:17 PM (1nB6R)
Here is the new Feminist approved version of Matt Taylor's shirt. Click on image for closer look.
http://tinyurl.com/n7cl3bd
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 06:17 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 18, 2014 06:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:18 PM (16bOT)
Elizabeth Warren announced the vote--and then Indian chants came from the gallery followed by some kind of cheerleading chants.
Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 18, 2014 06:18 PM (RJMhd)
Idiot "protestors" of some sort screaming in the Senate.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:17 PM (16bOT)
Nah, that's just Babs Boxer, Senator D-CA.
Posted by: Rev. flounder at November 18, 2014 06:18 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Louisiana Voters at November 18, 2014 06:18 PM (zxQ4h)
Before the white man come to our land, my people lived in harmony with nature and did not offend the Great Spirit with ugly pipelines full of Canadian oil...
Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at November 18, 2014 06:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Paleride at November 18, 2014 06:20 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 18, 2014 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
Until I had to kill it. My career's buried in my back yard.
Posted by: Mary Landrieu, new GnR front man at November 18, 2014 06:20 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Old Blue - No longer freezing his butt off in CO at November 18, 2014 06:20 PM (vVSOO)
LOL
-Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 18, 2014 06:17 PM (1nB6R)
Is that what that was? America is a damned sideshow, man. I blame "The Real World" from MTV.
I certainly refuse to blame Alan Funt.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:21 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Princess Running Joke at November 18, 2014 06:21 PM (DM5Ao)
Dude, you were much more fun when you had interesting things to say. I mean...you're the only guy besides me ever to use the word "metanoia" here.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 18, 2014 05:54 PM (V+kmg)
Are you sure that they are even the same person?
Posted by: The Indivisible Hat at November 18, 2014 06:21 PM (lN8KC)
Posted by: maddogg at November 18, 2014 06:21 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Paleride at November 18, 2014 06:22 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at November 18, 2014 06:22 PM (16bOT)
Posted by: Paleride at November 18, 2014 06:23 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 18, 2014 06:27 PM (cxvn3)
Posted by: Paleride at November 18, 2014 06:22 PM (dkExz)
That was 57 votes in FAVOR on the cloture bill, which would have ended debate and forced a straight up-or-down vote on the bill. It failed because all it takes to filibuster a bill is 41 votes...all of whom were Democrats.
Posted by: CQD at November 18, 2014 06:43 PM (tcvYF)
Posted by: DefendUSA at November 18, 2014 06:53 PM (nAHMK)
Posted by: Big Al at November 18, 2014 06:54 PM (t4SgY)
Posted by: Big Al at November 18, 2014 06:55 PM (t4SgY)
Posted by: Buckdarmha at November 18, 2014 07:00 PM (2Z20a)
Posted by: baldilocks at November 18, 2014 07:12 PM (36Rjy)
This subliterate tootsie pop flies first class fartin' caviar, and I got smeared with sh*t and dressed in garbage bags.
Posted by: Tawana wanna at November 18, 2014 07:16 PM (y9alL)
Posted by: dead jews in brooklyn, spinning furiously in our graves at November 18, 2014 07:17 PM (y9alL)
Posted by: Mistress Not Done yet at November 18, 2014 07:17 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at November 18, 2014 07:20 PM (/EkKm)
George: Well, I know when I'm a little strapped, I sometimes drop off
my rent
check having forgotten to sign it. That could buy us some time.
Posted by: RGallegis at November 18, 2014 07:32 PM (AVODN)
Posted by: JeffC at November 18, 2014 09:06 PM (hYYqD)
These must be the end times. Hahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Rob at November 18, 2014 11:49 PM (r8cOb)
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