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Timing: Mary Landrieu suddenly wants Keystone Pipeline approved

Looks like someone got the message voters intended to send:


Impending electoral doom has a way of clarifying what's important, it seems.

In other Landrieu news, this is awkward.

Posted by: Slublog at 02:35 PM




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1 First!!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 12, 2014 02:36 PM (5f5bM)

2 Fourth

Posted by: Y-not at November 12, 2014 02:37 PM (YHOiq)

3 So that's "Against it before I was for it!?!" Let her be perfectly clear.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at November 12, 2014 02:37 PM (NXyC4)

4 So notice how suddenly McConnell matters even tho her fellow Dem is still in charge? SMH

Posted by: Y-not at November 12, 2014 02:38 PM (YHOiq)

5 Isn't Schumer in charge of the DSCC?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 12, 2014 02:38 PM (5f5bM)

6 Context....

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2014 02:38 PM (08Znv)

7 Considering all the fracking going on, the pipeline is almost not needed. But still, shove it down the Dems/Leftists throats.


Can you imagine if the party we just put in power actually had a leadership that would listen to us?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:38 PM (CMkNk)

8 Democrats can tell their "stupid" tree-huggers they simply had to go forward with Keystone to save Mary's seat. Even though it's gone already. The graft will then flow to all parties involved.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 12, 2014 02:38 PM (cbM97)

9 Fuck Mary Landrieu.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (yjPMc)

10 5
Isn't Schumer in charge of the DSCC?

****************

No, it's Reid and Bennet. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (5f5bM)

11 SLUBLOG!

I WATCHED OLIVE KITTERIDGE...GET OUT OF MAINE, NOW!

Posted by: The Progs at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (iQIUe)

12 9 Fuck Mary Landrieu.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (yjPMc)


Roll her in beignet dough, look for the wet spot and run the other way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (CMkNk)

13 9
Fuck Mary Landrieu.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (yjPMc)

*************
With your dick, not mine.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 12, 2014 02:40 PM (5f5bM)

14 Didn't the Canucks already sign a contract with the Chinese to run a pipeline to Vancouver? Isn't Keystone a little too late?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2014 02:40 PM (08Znv)

15 *does Forrest Gump wave at Slublog*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 12, 2014 02:40 PM (0HooB)

16 Drill, Baby, Drill!

Posted by: fluffy at November 12, 2014 02:40 PM (Ua6T/)

17 the corgi whistle has been sounded

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 12, 2014 02:41 PM (2Ayux)

18 Hey, is Slu Ace's dealer? Notice how he just showed up out of the blue.....

Posted by: The Progs at November 12, 2014 02:41 PM (iQIUe)

19 14 Didn't the Canucks already sign a contract with the Chinese to run a pipeline to Vancouver? Isn't Keystone a little too late?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2014 02:40 PM (08Znv)


I believe they did. But can they cancel, or can they build the one to the Gulf anyway?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:41 PM (CMkNk)

20 You can see Mary butt from the cockpit of a Bear flying in the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Vlad at November 12, 2014 02:41 PM (Ktnum)

21 I wonder if Mary will next demand that Reid allow the Senate a vote on ObamaCare repeal before the run-off?

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (LISuA)

22 Annoying thing is Obama has held out this long it will seem like a big win when we finally get Keystone. It's not that big a deal though, and should have been approved 5 years ago.

He's been holding it hostage just to have a hostage to release.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (ZPrif)

23 It's a little late, bitch. Voters are pretty stupid but they're not this stupid. I bet Obama will veto it just to add insult to injury.

Posted by: Naes at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (YhayY)

24 Too little, too late.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (GQ8sn)

25 Democrats can tell their "stupid" tree-huggers they
simply had to go forward with Keystone to save Mary's seat. Even though
it's gone already. The graft will then flow to all parties involved.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 12, 2014 02:38 PM



It's a very, very big seat. It might take two Bill Cassidys to fill it.

Posted by: huerfano at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (bAGA/)

26
They should make the bill 8,000 million-billion pages long and stick the defund Obamacare bill somewhere in the last two thirds.

Grooooober.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (CMkNk)

27 When she starts demanding that Reid allow a vote on repealing Obamacare full retard status will have been reached.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (g1DWB)

28 9
Fuck Mary Landrieu.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (yjPMc)


Nooooo thankyou.

Posted by: Heralder at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (/Mxso)

29 If she wants to throw out Obamacare, too, then she's my kind of racist.

But why vote for her when I can get the real thing somewhere else? (Does this argument sound familiar, GOPe?)

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (TKTX5)

30 Even the voters in louisiana can't be that stupid can they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (nzKvP)

31 25 It's a very, very big seat. It might take two Bill Cassidys to fill it.
Posted by: huerfano at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (bAGA/)

The stadium is actually called the Paul Prudhomme.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (CMkNk)

32
I love the scene of poor jilted Chuckie Schumer chasing her into the elevator.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (JtwS4)

33 You will be assimilated into the body.

Posted by: Landru at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (R5UOB)

34 Fuck Mary Landrieu.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 02:39 PM (yjPMc)

Help yourself. My penis is unavailable for this task.

And your taste is questionable, at best.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (cPa0K)

35 They should make the bill 8,000 million-billion pages long and stick the defund Obamacare bill somewhere in the last two thirds.



Grooooober.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:42 PM (CMkNk)


That length is unneeded. Make it 14 pages, they'll stop reading after skimming 3.

Posted by: Heralder at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (/Mxso)

36 30 Even the voters in louisiana can't be that stupid can they?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (nzKvP)


I've been down Bourbon Street. You want I should answer that?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (CMkNk)

37 Evolving - It's the new Pandering

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (xSCb6)

38 We're gonna have a deal where we get Keystone, but Obama has the EPS pass regs to kill the coal industry.

Not a win for the good guys.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (ZPrif)

39 "Landrieu ducks into elevator, Schumer hustles up to it and jumps in. She does not look happy as doors close."




Rape!!!

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (GQ8sn)

40 Too late, fatso.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (oKE6c)

41 So, this what they think pushes her over the top? So the Senate approves it, Preznit Fucknut will just veto. If they have enough to over-ride, he'll just E.O. it away.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (5buP8)

42 14 Didn't the Canucks already sign a contract with the Chinese to run a pipeline to Vancouver?
===========================

I gotta believe they'd like to avoid that construction project if they can. Those are some difficult mountains they'd need to traverse, going west, and it's open prairie all the way south to connect up with the existing pipeline structures.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 02:45 PM (LISuA)

43 Hey hey hey.

Stop calling LA voters stupid. They voted for me.

Posted by: Edwin Edwards at November 12, 2014 02:45 PM (R5UOB)

44 35 That length is unneeded. Make it 14 pages, they'll stop reading after skimming 3.

Posted by: Heralder at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (/Mxso)


True, but the other pages are either blank or read "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:45 PM (CMkNk)

45 McConnell has already said that he is going to give Cassidy a seat on the environmental committee. So LA voters have a choice, elect someone who will be in the minority or someone who will be in the majority on a committee very important to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 02:45 PM (g1DWB)

46 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (M1uf/)

47 I never took Schumer for a chubby chaser.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

48 I've been down Bourbon Street. You want I should answer that?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (CMkNk)

No, I want to go with you next time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (nzKvP)

49 If Kim and Mary's asses got too close, would it be possible to trigger a black hole?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (o2Jt2)

50 39 "Landrieu ducks into elevator, Schumer hustles up to it and jumps in. She does not look happy as doors close."

Rape!!!
Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (GQ8sn)


A shriveled up Yid and Piggy gator-bait? I can't see it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (CMkNk)

51 That length is unneeded. Make it 14 pages, they'll stop reading after skimming 3.

Posted by: Heralder at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (/Mxso)


True, but the other pages are either blank or read "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, . . ." "Moron commenter known as "EC" shall receive hookers and blow every weekend in perpetuity."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:45 PM (CMkNk)


Fixed.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (GQ8sn)

52 Landrieu in a soiled nightgown, drunk, on the floor of the Senate screaming into a microphone, "Ya'll can kiss my fat white ass!!!"

Make it so.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (oFCZn)

53 Mary,

Ever see my rendition of the Keystone Pipeline?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (R5UOB)

54


Well...

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)

55 35 That length is unneeded. Make it 14 pages, they'll stop reading after skimming 3.
Posted by: Heralder at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (/Mxso)




Could write it in cursive.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (oKE6c)

56 Hey hey hey.

Stop calling LA voters stupid. They voted for me.
Posted by: Edwin Edwards at November 12, 2014 02:45 PM (R5UOB)

Well you were a good old boy: When you were bought, you stayed bought

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (nzKvP)

57 48 I've been down Bourbon Street. You want I should answer that?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (CMkNk)

No, I want to go with you next time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (nzKvP)



Smells like a Bowery flop house urinal, except without the charm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (CMkNk)

58 Mary Landrieu's sorority:

Eta Lota Pi

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (MMC8r)

59 The Porcine Landreau will lose (54) and Manchin will turn (55). Now, what will The Turtle and Boner do? The public has send a very clear message that even some in DC are getting.... What will they do?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (32Ze2)

60 I couldn't help but notice she was going to ask McConnell & Cornyn- as though they had any say in the matter.

"Obstructionist Republicans" again, oh my.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (M1uf/)

61 We knew something like this would happen. Plus, we also know that Dear Leader isn't going to declare any amnesty until after the LA runoff. Probably the same thing with his EPA edicts.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (zi2gL)

62 I never took Schumer for a chubby chaser.


Well, Rubio stopping giving him head, so...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (xSCb6)

63 She listed McConnell first. Interesting.

Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (Rx8ML)

64 I'm skeptical this will fly but voters have proved them selves dumber than this in the past.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (39g3+)

65 Smells like a Bowery flop house urinal, except without the charm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (CMkNk)


Smells like the Old Yankee Stadium? Sounds like my kind of place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (nzKvP)

66
58 Mary Landrieu's sorority:

Eta Lota Pipe

FIFY

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (R5UOB)

67 I'm still wondering how this would help her given that Obama is going to use his phone and pen to veto it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (g1DWB)

68 30 Even the voters in louisiana can't be that stupid can they?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:43 PM (nzKvP)


Edwin Edwards, former LA gov. and fresh out of the federal pen after a 10 year stay for corruption and 87 years old, was the top vote getter in the Nov. 4th election field for the House 6th District race.

He's in a runoff, same as ole Mary, on Dec. 6th.

So the answer is 'you betcha'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2014 02:49 PM (cPa0K)

69 I'd hit it


3x


Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 12, 2014 02:49 PM (W6iIX)

70 59 The Porcine Landreau will lose (54) and Manchin will turn (55). Now, what will The Turtle and Boner do? The public has send a very clear message that even some in DC are getting.... What will they do?
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 12, 2014 02:47 PM (32Ze2)


Not. One. Fucking. Thing.

They are creatures of big government. They make money off of it.

Time for a mass rally to protest the very people we put INTO power. How's that for irony?????


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:49 PM (CMkNk)

71 Has the DSCC cleared this course of action with Warren Buffett?

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2014 02:49 PM (UzPAd)

72 14 "Didn't the Canucks already sign a contract with the Chinese to run a pipeline to Vancouver? Isn't Keystone a little too late?"

Kitimat iirc.

The biggest obstacles to it are political, not topographical - various native groups and their leftist enablers.

Posted by: ToursLepantoVienna at November 12, 2014 02:50 PM (miAG4)

73 Didn't Canada already decide they were going to sell the oil to China and not to us?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 12, 2014 02:50 PM (ZKzrr)

74
Well that's some world class pandering. Not even pretending, its "HEY VOTERS, I AM PANDERING". Vote for me so I can ignore you for 6 more years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2014 02:50 PM (1nB6R)

75 No, Chuck, you can't roll me in flour.

Posted by: Mary L. at November 12, 2014 02:50 PM (MMC8r)

76 65 Smells like the Old Yankee Stadium? Sounds like my kind of place
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2014 02:48 PM (nzKvP)


I always thought the 14th Street/Union Square subway station smelled of urine and burned popcorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 02:50 PM (CMkNk)

77 Epic Win:

Amy Harder @AmyAHarder
The GOP-controlled House to bring up bill approving Keystone XL tomorrow, sponsored by @BillCassidy, per @kevinomccarthy aide.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 12, 2014 02:51 PM (L2xDv)

78 Mary,

That was 'troll you on the floor'

Posted by: Chuck S at November 12, 2014 02:51 PM (R5UOB)

79 61,

Damage control for Miss Piggy which is too little too late.

I guess the question "what good does your clout do if you can't get Keystone to a vote?" hit home.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 12, 2014 02:51 PM (hUQVp)

80 still wondering how this would help her given that Obama is going to use his phone and pen to veto it.
-------

SEE!!!! I kinda tried! After the fact.....

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 12, 2014 02:52 PM (Ktnum)

81 Read the tweets that respond to Landriu's pandering. They're delicious.

Posted by: SGT York at November 12, 2014 02:52 PM (gw1Wl)

82 OT


Why is drug testing welfare recipients considered unconstitutional?


Scott Walker is trying to push this.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:53 PM (GQ8sn)

83 68,

EWE won a spot in the runoff by being the only Dem running of note. There were about 10 Republicans running so no way to get a win in the general.

Garrett Graves will push EWE's shit in when the runoff happens.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 12, 2014 02:53 PM (hUQVp)

84 "Landrieu ducks into elevator, Schumer hustles up to it and jumps in. She does not look happy as doors close."

==============

Schumer is lobbying hard for leadership and is probably a boor about it

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at November 12, 2014 02:53 PM (3ZtZW)

85 >14 Didn't the Canucks already sign a contract with the Chinese to run a pipeline to Vancouver? Isn't Keystone a little too late?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2014 02:40 PM (08Znv)

I think I have this right -

Kinder Morgan is applying to double or maybe triple the capacity of an existing pipeline to Vancouver but it hasn't been approved yet. I don't know whether the Chinese are involved other than as customers if/when there is more oil available.

In other non-Keystone pipeline news, Northern Gateway to Kitimat has been approved with >200 conditions attached, Canada East is still in the planning stages and the re-reversal of Line 9 awaits approval.

I used to a big supporter of Keystone but now not so much. As Obama has shown, the US is not necessarily our friend and we would be wise to find other baskets for our eggs.

Posted by: suitably adequate at November 12, 2014 02:53 PM (DvOSv)

86 I have this earworm of Landrieu and Schumer as the arguing public service tape recordings at the airport curb in _Airplane_.

[Landrieu voice over loudspeaker]: "The white zone is for loading and unloading only. Also, the Keystone project will bolster energy security, and help create and protect jobs, including mine."

[Schumer voice over loudspeaker]: "Listen, Mary. Don't start up with your white zone and Keystone shit again!"

Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 02:53 PM (noWW6)

87 Everything in New Yawk smells of urine and flop sweat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 12, 2014 02:54 PM (32Ze2)

88 >>Why is drug testing welfare recipients considered unconstitutional?

Violates the Fairness and Free Shit Clause.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 02:54 PM (g1DWB)

89 Republicans??? just pass the damn thing if they let it up for a vote.

Its important to a LOT of people... and you have an opportunity... don't YOU play politics with this like they are.

Right now, you have a bit of a moral high ground... but if you do NOT pass this, because of YOUR Politics... then you show your true colors.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 12, 2014 02:54 PM (f0pWu)

90 Hopefully, this ended up Ray Rice like only with the elevator doors repeatedly opening and closing on Schumer's legs.

Posted by: Aviator at November 12, 2014 02:54 PM (3rrMW)

91
Sometimes in life one must go slutty, and now is my time in the limelight. I'm all in on the XL pipeline, and have secretly been for it for a couple of years but unable to express my opinion due to party politics.

I'm down with it and want it approved to save my bitch ass!

Posted by: MaryLandrieu at November 12, 2014 02:55 PM (3/wAJ)

92 Another day, another cisnormative hetero patriarch keepin' the womyn down,

Amirite, Mary?

Idiots...

In fairness to Mary, she probably thought she was being chased by a giant ferret.

Posted by: B at November 12, 2014 02:55 PM (oHWN4)

93 Fuck this candidate in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2014 02:55 PM (knoK7)

94 I'm betting Harry and Chuckie will decide that Tom Steyer and the rest of the low-carbon loony bin are more important than a drowning Landrieu.

Any reasonable shot at saving Landrieu means a veto override, a show bill that dies on Obama's desk would probably be worse than doing nothing.

Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2014 02:55 PM (o+SC1)

95 We're gonna have a deal where we get Keystone, but Obama has the EPS pass regs to kill the coal industry. Not a win for the good guys.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 02:44 PM (ZPrif)


------------------------------------------


The thing about the Keystone pipeline is this: Whether it's passed by a majority dem or repub congress, Baraka will veto it....or....if he does sign it, he knows that the "green mob" has already shopped out the federal judges that will instigate an endless series of civil and enviromental suits against it's construction.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2014 02:55 PM (zi2gL)

96 Why is drug testing welfare recipients considered unconstitutional?

Do you want a real reason? 'Cause there isn't one.

The rationalization the prog-tards use is the "disparate impact" theory re: the 14th Amendment. A higher percentage of minorities seeking welfare would be dq'd than the percentage of whites seeking welfare. So obviously any law requiring such testing would be in violation of "equal protection."

Whether or not anyone *really* believes that, I don't know. But that's what they say.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 02:56 PM (M1uf/)

97 This'd be funny:

The Dems approve Keystone to get Landrieu re-elected -- and then she loses anyway!

It's a twofer for us.

But seriously, Obama is enslaved to the Big Green lobby. There would be a national leftist meltdown if Obama approved Keystone.

And then maybe we could harvest some o that meltdown to power a nuclear reactor too.

We can name it the Scott Tenorman Schadenfreude Nuclear Green Energy Center.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 02:56 PM (K4YiS)

98 "I used to a big supporter of Keystone but now not so much. As Obama has
shown, the US is not necessarily our friend and we would be wise to find
other baskets for our eggs."

Harper said at the time of the initial rejection that it was going to permanently reshape the bilateral energy business relationship between Yanks and Canucks, in ways not necessarily helpful to either party.

Thanks, Obama! You useless piece of dog crap.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 02:56 PM (noWW6)

99 Anyone who thinks Manchin will turn R is delusional. If he did, he'd face Republicans in his next Senate primary and he'd lose. He basically is West Virginia's democratic party. Plus he's campaigning for Mary Landrieu... not exactly the behavior of a waffler.

Posted by: Naes at November 12, 2014 02:56 PM (YhayY)

100 Pure lying politics. She knows it is too late for that pipeline. The Canadians have already started on the pipeline to the West Coast.

Posted by: Vic at November 12, 2014 02:56 PM (u9gzs)

101 So, did everyone see Kim's AZZZZ???
The Kardashians:



Getting black guys off since 1995

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 12, 2014 02:56 PM (5buP8)

102 @8 Democrats can tell their "stupid" tree-huggers they simply had to go forward with Keystone to save Mary's seat. Even though it's gone already. The graft will then flow to all parties involved.
-------------------

They don't even need to do that. They simply start debating it, run a couple of news stories talking about how its suddenly become more popular in the Senate... and then bury it again after the run-off.

Posted by: junior at November 12, 2014 02:57 PM (UWFpX)

103 It would be dumb for the Dems to cave on Keystone now, Landreiu is gonna lose anyway.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

104 How long has this Keystone "decision" been taking - 3 years? 4 years?
Think Canada has moved on....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 02:57 PM (ABcz/)

105 Via Moe Lane: McConnell has told Cassidy that if he wins he will be appointed to teh Energy Committee.

Ouchies!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - We Blanked Out at the Outrage Outlet! at November 12, 2014 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

106 That's something Team Stupid would do.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 02:57 PM (ZPrif)

107
i believe obama is far more angry at democrats than he is at republicans he feels they betrayed him.i think he wants to blow up the democratic party and i believe he hates the thought of another clinton in the white house more than he hates the thought of a republican in the white house

Posted by: kj at November 12, 2014 02:57 PM (lKyWE)

108 The thing about the Keystone pipeline is this: Whether it's passed by a majority dem or repub congress, Baraka will veto it....or....if he does sign it, he knows that the "green mob" has already shopped out the federal judges that will instigate an endless series of civil and enviromental suits against it's construction.
Posted by: Soona

And that;s a best-case scenario.

He owes his soul to the enviro-lobby and their billionaire donors. No way can he approve Keystone.

It's vetoes all the way down, baby.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (K4YiS)

109 'Keystone now, Keystone tomorrow, Keystone forever!"

--- Mary Landrieu

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (P1WNR)

110 I don't get it - why would Landrieu avoid Schumer?
Isn't Schumer the #2 most powerful Dem Senator, after Reid?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (ABcz/)

111 Off damn italics!

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (K4YiS)

112 85, suitably. Plus you guys will soon have the pipeline to Nova Scotia for the European and Indian market. And the downstream processing will be partly in Nova Scotia too from what I hear, bringing jobs to the Maritimes. Will Halifax be the next Port Fourchon, Louisiana? A good move.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (9tzvc)

113 Didn't the Canucks already sign a contract with the Chinese to run a pipeline to Vancouver? Isn't Keystone a little too late?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2014 02:40 PM (08Znv)


The Northern Gateway pipeline to Prince Rupert (for onward shipment to the Pacific Rim) is still in the approval process, and may never get built due to Indian and environmental opposition funded by the Tides Foundation. But there is now a proposal to pipeline diluted bitumen to tidewater at St. John, New Brunswick, on the east coast by way of existing pipelines to Montreal and onward via 350 miles of new pipeline through Quebec. That could be up and running inside of a year. India has already indicated that they will buy all the bitumen they can get, at world price, and it is actually a shorter ocean voyage to India from St. John, than it is from Prince Rupert.

This eastern pipeline is close to being a done deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (7MWCL)

114 So obviously any law requiring such testing would be in violation of "equal protection."


Equal protection? From drug use?

What?

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)

115 Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (K4YiS)

Zombie to The Barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 02:59 PM (M1uf/)

116 Barrel, Zombie.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 02:59 PM (MMC8r)

117 I want to come to the floor today to ask Sens. McConnell, Cornyn, Reid to move forward on the #KXL pipeline.


FYNQ sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:00 PM (rCGAP)

118 Right, Dems could approve it, then fund a thousand court challenges, then the EPA can reach settlement in 5 years that kills it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:00 PM (ZPrif)

119 "Why is drug testing welfare recipients considered unconstitutional?"

::: shrugs into black robe :::

::: sits down on lifetime-tenured federal bench :::

::: gestures portentously :::

::: intones deeply :::

"Emanations. Penumbras."

::: silently disappears back into chambers :::

Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (noWW6)

120 >>Via Moe Lane: McConnell has told Cassidy that if he wins he will be appointed to teh Energy Committee.

Drainage, Mary. Draiiiiinnnnnnaaaageeee!

I drink your milkshake!

Posted by: Bill Cassidy at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (g1DWB)

121 114 So obviously any law requiring such testing would be in violation of "equal protection."

Equal protection? From drug use? What?
Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)




Can you say "disparate impact?" I knew you could.


The amazing thing is that, despite disparate impact, we still have criminal justice statutes on the books.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (oKE6c)

122 87 Everything in New Yawk smells of urine and flop sweat.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 12, 2014 02:54 PM (32Ze2)


Fuck you.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (CMkNk)

123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'

So hello 'food deserts', no jobs, and no property values.

They 'hope it will go national.'

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (MMC8r)

124 WHERE WAS BIG MAC?

Posted by: Anon. Female Senator from Louisiana at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (vgIRn)

125 I was going to say something horrible but I'll just leave it at BAHAHA.

Also, this Keystone bill needs to have riders to limit lawfare tactics and the "proper study" bureaucratic ruse

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (QO84/)

126 Since Ace is fitzing around with the comments template, couldn't they just build in a {/i} and a {/b} in the template at the beginning of each comment, to prevent embarrelling forever? Such an easy solution.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (K4YiS)

127 117 I want to come to the floor today to ask Sens. McConnell, Cornyn, Reid to move forward on the #KXL pipeline.


FYNQ sugartits.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:00 PM (rCGAP)



Sugar? More like rotten stink-fruit tits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (CMkNk)

128 Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 02:59 PM (GQ8sn)

Are you asking me to defend something I already called dumb?

Basically, the claim is that since more minorities (predominately blacks) will be disqualified from welfare if drug testing becomes a requirement, then drug testing as a requirement for receiving welfare is racist.

It's the exact same lack of logic that says if black kids can't pass a standardized test, it must be because of "subconscious racism" on the part of the authors, rather than possibly being because the black kids (in general) aren't terribly concerned about getting good grades.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (M1uf/)

129 The Canadians should stop voting for and donating to Obama, after all this bullshit over the pipeline. Remember his first arrival in Ottawa, when he thanked everyone for their contributions to his election effort?

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (LISuA)

130 "Why is drug testing welfare recipients considered unconstitutional?"


Fcuk them
If I have to piss in a cup to earn it, they should have to piss in a cup to receive it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:03 PM (rCGAP)

131 123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'

So hello 'food deserts', no jobs, and no property values.

They 'hope it will go national.'
Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (MMC8r)



They should paint large Stars of David on the windows and the word "Weiss."

Kristalnacht is just around the corner, kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:03 PM (CMkNk)

132 I'm hoping that Mary Landrieu will go down in flames after her "Where Was Bill?" gaffe.

RCP polling numbers show her down, but I don't know if it's enough to be proof against fraud (ballot stuffing and such). Of course I'm sure there's no corruption in Louisiana. Not even a smidgen.

http://bit.ly/1pUBWhw

Posted by: mr_jack at November 12, 2014 03:03 PM (umy56)

133 Ya know what.


FCUK HER.

No good worthless whore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (FJqgN)

134 Are you asking me to defend something I already called dumb?


No. Scott Walker has his work cut out for him. Good luck to him, I say.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (GQ8sn)

135 Mary has to look at the bright side of losing the election: Now she can stay in her mansion in D.C. and avoid all those pain in the rear trips out to meet the great unwashed.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (LISuA)

136 I gotta believe they'd like to avoid that
construction project if they can. Those are some difficult mountains
they'd need to traverse, going west, and it's open prairie all the way
south to connect up with the existing pipeline structures.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 02:45 PM (LISuA)


The terrain is not that difficult. There are already a railway and a highway running through that corridor. I have driven that road many times. They could lay the pipeline in either the highway right of way, or the rail right of way, or a combination of both, easy-peasy. The obstacles to this are purely political, and were purchased largely with Tides Foundation dollars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (7MWCL)

137 1) Getting a bill through the Senate isn't good enough, it has to become law to have a reasonable shot at saving her butt.

2) A show bill that dies on Obama's desk might actually be counterproductive, proving that even the hardest she can push isn't enough to make anything happen.

Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (o+SC1)

138 I think drug testing for welfare recipients hits too close to home for judges.

We've got a bunch of people who are paid way too much to do nothing of value.

They want to be able to smoke their weed, dammit.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (L2xDv)

139 I think drug testing for welfare recipients hits too close to home for judges.

We've got a bunch of people who are paid way too much to do nothing of value.

They want to be able to smoke their weed, dammit.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (L2xDv)

140 So obviously any law requiring such testing would be in violation of "equal protection."



Where's the equal protection on the earning it side?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (rCGAP)

141 123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'

So hello 'food deserts', no jobs, and no property values.

They 'hope it will go national.'

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:01 PM (MMC8r)



Looks like good times for the hair weave places.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (oKE6c)

142 123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'

***

Have fun eating tire rims, acrylic nails, and payday loans, assholes...

Posted by: B at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (oHWN4)

143 123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'
How many hair extensions can one community buy?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (5buP8)

144 Why is drug testing welfare recipients considered unconstitutional?

-----

If it is, it shouldn't be. It sounds like a good idea in theory, but I'm not convinced it is a good idea. But this is where it is good to have states be laboratories of democracy. Maybe it works out better than I think it will. I just see it creating beureacratic drug testers.

Posted by: SH at November 12, 2014 03:05 PM (gmeXX)

145 Someone here quoted a tweet from DKos Elections earlier today, saying "She's dead. Reserved ad space so far is 95% Cassidy, 5% Landrieu" or something like that.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:05 PM (LISuA)

146 141 Looks like good times for the hair weave places.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:04 PM (oKE6c)


I hear Geri Curl is edible and makes a great glaze on peaches and ham.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (CMkNk)

147 She will probably fucking win now, because as much as I hate to admit it, that Gruber douchebag was right. Most of the people in this country are fucking retards.

They say that the average IQ is 90, have you ever talked to anyone that has an IQ of 90? It's like talking to a fucking goat.

Posted by: The Humpty at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (LRXOq)

148 Screw her. Political hack.
Come out in favor of an ObamaCare repeal, and then we can talk.

Posted by: ethos at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (t9c06)

149 The desperation is palpable, isn't it?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (4df7R)

150 >>>>>
Such an easy solution.
Posted by: zombie

<<<<

Right and the US could just enforce its border too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (1nB6R)

151 >112 Will Halifax be the next Port Fourchon, Louisiana? A good move.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (9tzvc)

I think Canada East will go to St. John's, NB which is already set up for tankers.

Posted by: suitably adequate at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (DvOSv)

152 "Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'"

I always figured Chicago to be the next Detroit.

Looks like I figured wrong. It's going to be St. Looters instead.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (noWW6)

153 Projected to be -4 F tonight and winter officially starts in seven weeks. #globalwarming

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2014 03:07 PM (QO84/)

154 >>Someone here quoted a tweet from DKos Elections earlier today, saying "She's dead. Reserved ad space so far is 95% Cassidy, 5% Landrieu" or something like that.

That was me. And yep, you got the numbers right.

Posted by: Bill Cassidy at November 12, 2014 03:07 PM (g1DWB)

155

They should paint large Stars of David on the windows and the word "Weiss."

Kristalnacht is just around the corner, kids.


Yup. The people playing from the fascist playbook think they're fighting fascism.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:07 PM (MMC8r)

156 son of a ...

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 03:07 PM (g1DWB)

157
Just thought of a great movie idea. Just before a town is put to the torch, the desperate residents hire a band of gunslingers to help defend them

The Magnificent 7 Korean Rooftop Shooters!

("We dear in read, fliend")

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:07 PM (CMkNk)

158 If it's unconstitutional to require drug testing as a condition of a stranger getting some of my money, it's also unconstitutional to require drug testing as a condition of ME getting my money.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (fwARV)

159 123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'



Next up: they'll be bitching about the lack of investment in "the community."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (oKE6c)

160 ::: gestures portentously :::
::: intones deeply :::
"Emanations. Penumbras."
::: silently disappears back into chambers :::

We sense cuts within jibs within newsletters.

Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (87y4e)

161 If Kim and Mary's asses got too close, would it be possible to trigger a black hole?
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 12, 2014 02:46 PM (o2Jt2)


Kim's ass is already a black hole. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: JQP at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (UsgHM)

162 Who are these Turkish cocksuckers bothering our children?! Don't cancel shore-leave. Just hand everyone a knife and a gun and tell them to go get'em. Dirty bitch Muslims need to be hammered where ever and when ever we confront them.

Posted by: goon at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (gNTQS)

163 boulder, I think Al Gore landed in your city.

Posted by: dantesed at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (88xKn)

164 For those who haven't heard the IRS admitted that it hasn't even tried looking for the Lois Lerner emails. Well isn't that just ducky. You know, if we hadn't scrapped all those Davey Crocketts this whole situation could already have been cleared up; there is nothing wrong with the IRS that the judicious use of tactical nukes couldn't solve.

Posted by: An Observation at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (ylhEn)

165 Obama has been holding Keystone hostage to keep the Steyer money rolling in.
The Senate has a veto-proof majority to pass it, but Obama is likely to veto it just to keep the money coming.
As far as Mary is concerned, she might as well get her lobbyist job lined up.

Posted by: Hank at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (iI355)

166 What would be really sweet is if the Keystone pipeline got approved and all and ended up on Obammy's desk, and Landrieu thinks, "Phew! Even if the Preezy vetoes it, it means I'm safe."

And then she goes and promptly loses in a landslide because Louisianans agree that, "No, Mary, it's not us. It's you."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (4df7R)

167 "Projected to be -4 F tonight"


Damn.


Get the space heaters worked out?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (FJqgN)

168 The implication of her Tweet that McConnell and Cornyn are part of the hold up really irritates me.

Posted by: Al at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (Qpgvm)

169 155 Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:07 PM (MMC8r)

Liberalism is no longer a one word definition. It's actually two words.

Hypocrisy AND Projection.

(don't count "and")

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (CMkNk)

170 I"m convinced that everything Obama does from here on out is going to be based on his own very ugly communist revenge seeking philosophy. He doesn't really care if Dems get reelected in 2016 or not, because he is not going to be in power, and most likely won't even be in the country. (I know the media has opined that he and Mooch will stay in DC so that the girls can finish high school with their friends....yeah, like that is a priority for him. Besides, Mooch and the army of surrogates, including Mooch's mom, and SS can watch over the girls). Obama will be off to Switzerland, Africa, Indonesia or one of a number of places where he thinks he might still be adored, and will bolster his chances to be the next coming of Kofi Annan. What few Dem friends he will have left will be in his administration and he will only appoint those who can really put the screws to the country and/or help him with his world conquest.
It's why the Dems have to ask MSNBC what is going on at the White House. It's why Chuck U Schumer is running after Landrieu, trying to get one or two more votes out of her for the Dems agenda before she is booted out of office. There is no more coordination out of the WH with the Dems, unless it is something mutually beneficial to the Administration and the Dems.

Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (hjTr7)

171 I"m convinced that everything Obama does from here on out is going to be based on his own very ugly communist revenge seeking philosophy. He doesn't really care if Dems get reelected in 2016 or not, because he is not going to be in power, and most likely won't even be in the country. (I know the media has opined that he and Mooch will stay in DC so that the girls can finish high school with their friends....yeah, like that is a priority for him. Besides, Mooch and the army of surrogates, including Mooch's mom, and SS can watch over the girls). Obama will be off to Switzerland, Africa, Indonesia or one of a number of places where he thinks he might still be adored, and will bolster his chances to be the next coming of Kofi Annan. What few Dem friends he will have left will be in his administration and he will only appoint those who can really put the screws to the country and/or help him with his world conquest.
It's why the Dems have to ask MSNBC what is going on at the White House. It's why Chuck U Schumer is running after Landrieu, trying to get one or two more votes out of her for the Dems agenda before she is booted out of office. There is no more coordination out of the WH with the Dems, unless it is something mutually beneficial to the Administration and the Dems.

Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (hjTr7)

172 Next up: they'll be bitching about the lack of investment in "the community."

The inability to get insurance on any new business will take care of that.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (MMC8r)

173 There are already a railway and a highway running through that corridor

I too have driven that road and taken that train. It's a great trip, but I respectfully disagree: its tough territory. Either way Harper himself says he'd rather go south to the Gulf since so much of the pipeline is already built.

I myself think Canadians can do whatever they wish to do to get that oil to market and I'm just glad the government is still talking to us after Secretary Shithead and President SCOAMF have so thoroughly skunked up the relationship.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (LISuA)

174 @96 The rationalization the prog-tards use is the "disparate impact" theory re: the 14th Amendment. A higher percentage of minorities seeking welfare would be dq'd than the percentage of whites seeking welfare. So obviously any law requiring such testing would be in violation of "equal protection."

---------------------

Too bad they can't use that same rationalization to shut down welfare.

"A higher proportion of minorities get government assistance when compared to whites! RACIST!"

Posted by: junior at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (UWFpX)

175 Since Ace is fitzing around with the comments template, couldn't they just build in a {/i} and a {/b} in the template at the beginning of each comment, to prevent embarrelling forever? Such an easy solution.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (K4YiS)


So you want Uncle Sugar to save you from your own post fails?

Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (Rx8ML)

176 I said this the other day: the Admin can approve the pipeline, then the EPA will quietly fund the environuts to tie it up in court

Posted by: mallfly at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (bJm7W)

177 152 I always figured Chicago to be the next Detroit.

Looks like I figured wrong. It's going to be St. Looters instead.



Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (noWW6)


Watching this nascent ghetto develop is kinda like watching one of those volcanic islands form off of Iceland. Terrifying, disturbing, yet fascinating at the same time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (oKE6c)

178 I don't believe that the fucking EU has any more landed a probe on a comet than I believe that Santa Clause is comin' tonight! Liars, fakes, cowards. They all have little tiny weenies. And they do shit science.

Posted by: goon at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (gNTQS)

179
123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'



Next up: they'll be bitching about the lack of investment in "the community."


Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (oKE6c)


Then they'll start bitching that it should be a legal requirement that X-percent of all money is "invested" in "the community."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (4df7R)

180 162 Who are these Turkish cocksuckers bothering our children?! Don't cancel shore-leave. Just hand everyone a knife and a gun and tell them to go get'em. Dirty bitch Muslims need to be hammered where ever and when ever we confront them.
Posted by: goon at November 12, 2014 03:08 PM (gNTQS)


I agree, but it has to be done outside the public eye on a proactive basis.

Star Chamber we much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (CMkNk)

181 I only hit post once. Swearsies.

Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (hjTr7)

182 You realize if Ferguson burns, that the race pimps will then cry for a federal bailout of black-owned businesses and the community right?


This shit just feeds itself now.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (GQ8sn)

183 ...to prevent embarrelling forever? Such an easy solution.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (K4YiS)
Quit your whingeing and climb on in. I suggest bringing some appropriate reading material, such as The Hot Zone.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (cPa0K)

184 179 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (4df7R)


Like the proverbial kid who kills his parents and then asks for mercy from the court because he's an orphan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (CMkNk)

185 Is it me, or have we picked up a white whale?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (M1uf/)

186
Such an easy solution.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (K4YiS)


There's already an easy solution. Beth, curse her fun-spoiling black heart, puts close tags in her nic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 03:12 PM (JtwS4)

187 126 Since Ace is fitzing around with the comments template, couldn't they just build in a {/i} and a {/b} in the template at the beginning of each comment, to prevent embarrelling forever? Such an easy solution.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (K4YiS)


WHUT???? get rid of the Barrel???

Heathen!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 12, 2014 03:12 PM (f0pWu)

188 Posted by: Bill Cassidy at November 12, 2014 03:07 PM (g1DWB)
=====================

You can tell that made a big impression. I just love to hear the wailing of mine enemies counting their dead.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:12 PM (LISuA)

189 172 Next up: they'll be bitching about the lack of investment in "the community."

The inability to get insurance on any new business will take care of that.
Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (MMC8r)




Yep. Then they'll bitch about "red-lining" by the insurance companies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:12 PM (oKE6c)

190 Remember his first arrival in Ottawa, when he thanked everyone for their contributions to his election effort?

Ottawa, Iowa, all those white people look the same.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 12, 2014 03:12 PM (ZKzrr)

191 Yes, do it.

The best part, of course, is that it won's save her.

Posted by: Mr. Estrada at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (4oWMT)

192 147 She will probably fucking win now, because as much as I hate to admit it, that Gruber douchebag was right. Most of the people in this country are fucking retards.
They say that the average IQ is 90, have you ever talked to anyone that has an IQ of 90? It's like talking to a fucking goat."

On the plus side, most of the people with sub-90 IQs are Democrats. Rs+ the Libertarian won like 56% of the vote in the run-off. Nothing will save her. Plus she's now being outspent.

Posted by: Naes at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (YhayY)

193 The Barrel is like The Lottery.

Everyone plays.

Tradition.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (MMC8r)

194 You realize if Ferguson burns, that the race pimps
will then cry for a federal bailout of black-owned businesses and the
community right?





This shit just feeds itself now.





Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (GQ8sn)


There's no "if" about it, IMO. Ferguson will burn if the grand jury doesn't indict. Ferguson will burn if the grand jury DOES indict. When you have that many people spoiling for a riot for that long, they're not going to go home without a riot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (4df7R)

195 The Barrel is like The Lottery.

Everyone plays.

Tradition.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (MMC8r)

196 suitably,151 - as I was typing I thought it was maybe going elsewhere... And certainly St. Johns needs the jobs too. Maybe some of those guys don't have to move to Alberta, then. And sadly, no, you can't depend on us Yanks right now, at least until the enviroweenies get slapped around a bit by reality.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (9tzvc)

197 182 You realize if Ferguson burns, that the race pimps will then cry for a federal bailout of black-owned businesses and the community right?
This shit just feeds itself now.
Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (GQ8sn)




Fuck it, I give up.

Posted by: Reality at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (oKE6c)

198
There's already an easy solution. Beth, curse her fun-spoiling black heart, puts close tags in her nic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 03:12 PM (JtwS4)


*preens!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:14 PM (4df7R)

199 123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'


Because they haven't noticed that the businesses employ local members of the community?

Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:14 PM (hjTr7)

200 Chucky is not sorry he did that thing in her mouth.

Posted by: Ian Galt at November 12, 2014 03:14 PM (dmepw)

201 Then they'll start bitching that it should be a legal requirement that X-percent of all money is "invested" in "the community."


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:10 PM (4df7R)


Yeah... because the fact that as a White Male, its almost impossible to get any Government investment money...

Unless I'm a disabled Vet...

Is immaterial.

Now, if I was a Minority Woman? KA CHING!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 12, 2014 03:14 PM (f0pWu)

202 Amazing they escaped.

The Associated Press @AP 4h
NYC police seek 2 suspects in brazen midtown Manhattan jewelry store heist: http://apne.ws/14cThJx

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:15 PM (ZPrif)

203 Is it me, or have we picked up a white whale?


I think it is a different, but related, species. Have to check the guide book.

Posted by: fluffy at November 12, 2014 03:15 PM (Ua6T/)

204 Does anyone else picture that elevator scene between Typhoid Mary and Chucky Schumer playing out like something out of "Sleepless in Seattle?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:15 PM (4df7R)

205 Will Halifax be the next Port Fourchon, Louisiana? A good move.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 12, 2014 02:58 PM (9tzvc)



I think Canada East will go to St. John's, NB which is already set up for tankers.

Posted by: suitably adequate at November 12, 2014 03:06 PM (DvOSv)


St. John is in New Brunswick; St. John's is in Newfoundland. If we got rid of all the "Saints", "Princes" and "Forts", we wouldn't have any cities here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 03:15 PM (7MWCL)

206 "they're not going to go home without a riot."


Let 'em riot. Then let 'em rot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 12, 2014 03:16 PM (FJqgN)

207 203 Is it me, or have we picked up a white whale?


I think it is a different, but related, species. Have to check the guide book.

Posted by: fluffy at November 12, 2014 03:15 PM (Ua6T/)


White Whale???

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at November 12, 2014 03:16 PM (f0pWu)

208 Is it me, or have we picked up a white whale?


*looks around* Can't be. I don't see Michael Moore anywhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit, aka Beth at November 12, 2014 03:16 PM (4df7R)

209 171 Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (hjTr7)


My feeling is that elections probably have no more consequences. Obama and his fellow travelers care not a whit about the Democratic Party so long as the Socialist counterrevolution continues unimpeded. They may lose an election - even historically, and yet the trajectory of the nation thanks to the bureaucracy, a corrupt judiciary and elected officials who make money off of it is always to the left. It might be slowed down a bit, it might even be somewhat halted. But it will NOT be reversed.

If you want proof, look at McConnell's and Boehher's reactions to SCOAMF's deal with the Chi-Coms and even more their non-reaction to Gruber's remarks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:16 PM (CMkNk)

210 >>Like the proverbial kid who kills his parents and then asks for mercy from the court because he's an orphan.

And worse, the earlier threats to businesses that were burned down: that when they rebuild, they'd better hire blacks!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 03:17 PM (ABcz/)

211 Next up: they'll be bitching about the lack of investment in "the community."


The inability to get insurance on any new business will take care of that.



Prime example of "shit the bed".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:17 PM (rCGAP)

212 Whoa. Slubdog. On a weekday.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2014 03:17 PM (GGCsk)

213 Amazing they escaped.

The Associated Press @AP 4h
NYC police seek 2 suspects in brazen midtown Manhattan jewelry store heist: http://apne.ws/14cThJx

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:15 PM (ZPrif)




Interesting coincidence.

Last night's episode of "Person of Interest" was a story about a jewelry heist in midtown Manhattan.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:17 PM (GQ8sn)

214 185 Is it me, or have we picked up a white whale?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (M1uf/)


Hate speech. Are you gonna finish those chili fries?

Posted by: Anon. Female Senator from Louisiana at November 12, 2014 03:18 PM (vgIRn)

215 White Whale???
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at November 12, 2014 03:16 PM (f0pWu)

Fuck this.

** dives overboard **

Posted by: Starbuck at November 12, 2014 03:18 PM (Ua6T/)

216 Doesn't look like these guys were master thieves.

NBC New York @NBCNewYork 7h
NYPD releases surveillance photos of 2 men in Diamond District jewelry store heist http://4.nbcny.com/A1PLXPr

New York Post @nypost 2h
Dimwitted Diamond District bandit who made off with $2 million in jewelry may have left behind "lots of prints" http://nyp.st/1xtdWCR

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:18 PM (ZPrif)

217 210 >>Like the proverbial kid who kills his parents and then asks for mercy from the court because he's an orphan.

And worse, the earlier threats to businesses that were burned down: that when they rebuild, they'd better hire blacks!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 03:17 PM (ABcz/)


Ladies and Gentlemen. Al Sharpton and Freddie's Fashion Mart!

Google it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:19 PM (CMkNk)

218 Breaking: Court ruling likely ends California's conceal carry restrictions.

Posted by: mpfs at November 12, 2014 03:19 PM (qhiC9)

219 Trust me, after a night in the barrel, exposure to Ebola won't even make you lose sleep.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:20 PM (xSCb6)

220 Whoa. Slubdog. On a weekday.


Thanks for pinch hitting for Ace.

You're good, too.

Posted by: fluffy at November 12, 2014 03:20 PM (Ua6T/)

221 >St. John is in New Brunswick; St. John's is in Newfoundland. If we got rid of all the "Saints", "Princes" and "Forts", we wouldn't have any cities here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 03:15 PM (7MWCL)

I know which city is in which province, I was just trying to see if anyone else did. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)

Posted by: suitably adequate at November 12, 2014 03:20 PM (DvOSv)

222 >>NATO Says Russian Troops, Weaponry Entering Ukraine Again<<

Meanwhile Obama is playing Chinese dress-up....

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2014 03:20 PM (GGCsk)

223 Breaking: Court ruling likely ends California's conceal carry restrictions.

At what point do enough States allow concealed carry that a CCW will be treated like a driver's license- valid in any state as long as it's valid in your home state?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 03:21 PM (M1uf/)

224 hahaha. Politico, linked at HotAir (in honor of Ace I'll throw that in) says the bill Mary Landrieu so desperately wants to see come to a floor vote in the Senate was sponsored in the House by none other than Bill Cassidy.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:21 PM (LISuA)

225 Wait...

"Beth" is back? Hooray!!!

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 12, 2014 03:21 PM (PFy0L)

226 Sometimes watching train wrecks is fun.

Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2014 03:21 PM (yAPdC)

227 220 Whoa. Slubdog. On a weekday.


Thanks for pinch hitting for Ace.

You're good, too.
Posted by: fluffy at November 12, 2014 03:20 PM (Ua6T/)


When I was very young, I couldn't understand what the baseball announcer meant when he said "pitch - hitting." I thought you either pitched or hit but not both.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (CMkNk)

228 >>Ladies and Gentlemen. Al Sharpton and Freddie's Fashion Mart!

Fancy that, Al has been all over Ferguson , too.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (ABcz/)

229 Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:20 PM (xSCb6)

The Zombie Vaccine they made for the WWZ movie? Made from samples taken from The Barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (M1uf/)

230 I too have driven that road and taken that train.
It's a great trip, but I respectfully disagree: its tough territory.
Either way Harper himself says he'd rather go south to the Gulf since so
much of the pipeline is already built.



I myself think Canadians can do whatever they wish to do to get that
oil to market and I'm just glad the government is still talking to us
after Secretary Shithead and President SCOAMF have so thoroughly skunked
up the relationship.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:09 PM (LISuA)


You talking Yellowhead Highway, or Trans-Canada highway? CN rail parallels the former route, and CP parallels the latter. Trans-Canada reaches tidewater at Vancouver, Yellowhead reaches tidewater at Prince Rupert. The highest point on the Yellowhead highway is at Obed Mountain in the Alberta foothills, and it's such a gentle slope climbing and descending it, that it is a complete snoozer to drive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (7MWCL)

231 226 Sometimes watching train wrecks is fun.
Posted by: ALH at November 12, 2014 03:21 PM (yAPdC)



"Agreed!"

Posted by: Gomez and Fester at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (CMkNk)

232 "Depend upon it..., when a [wo]man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates h[er]mind wonderfully...." Samuel Johnson

Posted by: Raspail at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (Xv7f/)

233 Breaking: Court ruling likely ends California's conceal carry restrictions.

May Issue, Shall Issue, or Fat Chance?

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (MMC8r)

234 Off weird sock!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:23 PM (CMkNk)

235 @216

From the article: "The first suspect was wearing a long black trench coat with sunglasses
and a black cap, appeared to be in his 40s and was about 6 feet tall,
police said. The second suspect, in his 30s, was wearing a black zip-up
hoodie, black pants and black sneakers. Images of the men (above) were captured on surveillance footage around the time of the heist."



They didn't bother to mention their race, just their clothes, because race is easy to change, whereas clothes are immutable.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:23 PM (oKE6c)

236 AllenG,

True. I was amazed how quickly I got my CCW in PA. No muss, no fuss. Done.

Posted by: mpfs at November 12, 2014 03:23 PM (qhiC9)

237 Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 6m
Landrieu, Manchin, Tester, Heitkamp all competing to be the GOP's friendliest Democrat.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:24 PM (ZPrif)

238 228 >>Ladies and Gentlemen. Al Sharpton and Freddie's Fashion Mart!

Fancy that, Al has been all over Ferguson , too.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (ABcz/)


Watch for him to say "white interlopers" and "diamond merchants."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:24 PM (CMkNk)

239 Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2014 03:02 PM (K4YiS)
Quit your whingeing and climb on in. I suggest bringing some appropriate reading material, such as The Hot Zone.


Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (cPa0K)


And bring your camera. You could do a Zombietime photo documentary on the AOS Barrel. Pulitzer material, I tell you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 03:24 PM (7MWCL)

240 Just remember, Louisiana - Mary Landrieu was the 60th vote for Obamacare.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 12, 2014 03:24 PM (PZ6/M)

241 They didn't bother to mention their race, just their clothes, because race is easy to change, whereas clothes are immutable.

Never mention race, unless its a white shooter.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

242 In that nine stages of grief or whatever it is do you eventually get to the point where you don't care any more?

Is that acceptance?

Posted by: Terminal Lethargy at November 12, 2014 03:25 PM (Uxo5t)

243 How this vote is going down:

- The Senate will vote on something different than what the House passed.

- It goes to committee to die.

- If for some reason it doesn't die in committee, the Senate vote on the conference bill takes place no earlier than November 26 so that Teh SCOAMT can sit on it until December 7 (yes, that is a Sunday, just like it was in 1941) and veto it after the runoff.

Posted by: steveegg at November 12, 2014 03:25 PM (cL79m)

244 Watch for him to say "white interlopers" and "diamond merchants"?

Posted by: Rev Al at November 12, 2014 03:25 PM (V70Ne)

245 Mary must've gotten lost while trying to find the right side of history.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:25 PM (xSCb6)

246 240 Just remember, Louisiana - Mary Landrieu was the 60th vote for Obamacare.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at November 12, 2014 03:24 PM (PZ6/M)



Cornhusker Kickback AND Louisiana Purchase.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (CMkNk)

247 Bet those gems from the Diamond District end up on some dudes pimp cup.

I denounce myself.

I gotta say that robbery at 3pm, broad daylight was bold. Very bold.

Posted by: mpfs at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (qhiC9)

248
So good news:

Law-abiding Californians may not need to justify their need to carry
concealed weapons, after the same three-judge panel that struck down
restrictions on the permits earlier this year ruled Wednesday that it is
too late for new opponents to join the fight against the ruling.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (1nB6R)

249 I posted this on a dead thread:

Have any of you migraine sufferers tried going gluten-free?

I know it sounds ridiculous and trendy, but since I stopped eating wheat I've noticed that I don't get many headaches. In addition to immediate, sustained relief from a lifetime problem with heartburn.

Even hangovers are less severe, although that may be due to tolerance.

Posted by: RokShox at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (w101k)

250 Republicans should give Landrieu this "victory", I really doubt Louisiana is dumping Landrieu over this one issue anyway. And Cassidy's name will be on it regardless.

I like the Landrieu is putting Democrats and Obama in a tough spot just to save her own skin.


Posted by: McAdams at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (NPwKd)

251 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'


That one guy is gonna make a fortune if this boycott is successful.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (UjL8l)

252 Mary must've gotten lost while trying to find the right side of history.

Not to mention her navel.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (MMC8r)

253 241 They didn't bother to mention their race, just their clothes, because race is easy to change, whereas clothes are immutable.

Never mention race, unless its a white shooter.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:25 PM (MMC8r)



But they mention the perps' genders all the time. WTF?


This policy backfires on the Reds, because I think most people just assume perps are black unless the article specifically says otherwise.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (oKE6c)

254 Yeah, both suspects are black dudes.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (ZPrif)

255 >>They didn't bother to mention their race, just their clothes, because race is easy to change, whereas clothes are immutable.

Heh. They've started doing that on local Denver news stations. WTH?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (ABcz/)

256 In that nine stages of grief or whatever it is do you eventually get to the point where you don't care any more?

Is that acceptance?
Posted by: Terminal Lethargy

It's called I don't give a shit anymore. I reached that 3 years ago.

Posted by: mpfs at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (qhiC9)

257
Would be nice to see ads with Gruber's comments and Mary Landfill being the 60th vote.

"Was Mary dumb or did she know? Either way, Louisiana, is that who we want as our senator?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (CMkNk)

258 "I'm convinced that everything Obama does from here on out is going to be
based on his own very ugly communist revenge seeking philosophy. He
doesn't really care if Dems get reelected in 2016 or not, because he is
not going to be in power, and most likely won't even be in the country."

Apres moi, le deluge!

Posted by: King Barack I at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (xgyfF)

259 About that Obamacare vote, guys: Those shifty city slickers fooled me too!

I'm just as stupid as the rest of you racist, sexist Louisiana swamp dwellers. I didn't really mean it....

So please, please send me back to Washington.

I'll go down on you, male or female--I don't care.

Whatever it takes to keep my phoney-baloney job. How am I going to keep myself in cheese crepes and sausage blintzes?

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (UZodw)

260 Schumer


Founding member of gang of eight on amnesty


Is he trying to get a quid pro quo for amnesty

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:28 PM (zOTsN)

261 I gotta say that robbery at 3pm, broad daylight was bold. Very bold.

Posted by: mpfs at November 12, 2014 03:26 PM (qhiC9)


Note the title of the second article does characterize the perps as "dim-witted."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:28 PM (oKE6c)

262 Breaking: Court ruling likely ends California's conceal carry restrictions.

At what point do enough States allow concealed carry that a CCW will be treated like a driver's license- valid in any state as long as it's valid in your home state?


Should already be. Article IV. Section 1.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:28 PM (rCGAP)

263 123 Black Panthers calling for boycotts of non-black owned businesses in Ferguson, to 'put that money back into the community.'


Because they haven't noticed that the businesses employ local members of the community?

Yep. Lots of blacks work for the white-owned businesses. Lots of things that look like "white-owned" are franchises and may, in fact be "black owned". Besides that, the looters didn't give a dam about black owned businesses during the riots. They burned them too.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 12, 2014 03:28 PM (L2xDv)

264 Have any of you migraine sufferers tried going gluten-free?

I have not, simply because I pretty well know what causes mine, and gluten ain't it.

That said, my neurologist recommended that as a possible option (before we'd tried anything, he was just listing possible things to try, we hit on the right one before I had to try that one) a good 8 or 9 years ago.

Some people really are intolerant to gluten, and it can affect them in different ways.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (M1uf/)

265
Oh yeah guys, one more thing. You can do that thing you do in my mouth.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (3/wAJ)

266 I only hit post once. Swearsies.

-
We've heard that one before.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (XUKZU)

267 Schumer is shilling for amnesty

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (zOTsN)

268 254 Yeah, both suspects are black dudes.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (ZPrif)




The hell you say.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (oKE6c)

269 They should call it 'LandrieuCare' in commercials.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (MMC8r)

270 "I'm convinced that everything Obama does from here on out is going to bebase on his own very ugly communist revenge seeking philosophy. He
doesn't really care if Dems get reelected in 2016 or not, because he is not going to be in power, and most likely won't even be in the country."

once obama's veto is overriden once...he may as well start collecting that pension.

also, Jeff Sessions will let obama shut down every national park in a budget battle rather than fund INS and their green cards

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (/ggyL)

271 260 Schumer

Founding member of gang of eight on amnesty

Is he trying to get a quid pro quo for amnesty
Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:28 PM (zOTsN)


I would not put it past that sneaky fucking momzer. Should've "given him a piece of mind" **on that deserted street when I had the chance.

**euphemism

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (CMkNk)

272 I don't want to say Mary's ass is big, but when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

Posted by: Rodney at November 12, 2014 03:30 PM (kFxpe)

273 Fuck it, I give up.
Posted by: Reality

Ain't it fun living in the downside swing of world domination? I kinda wonder now if this is how various post-Empire citizens felt?

"Fuck it" -- Ottomans
"This is Teh Boolsheet!" -- Mongolians
"Have I taken crazy pills?" -- Alexandrian Greeks

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at November 12, 2014 03:30 PM (3ZtZW)

274 "And worse, the earlier threats to businesses that were burned down: that when they rebuild, they'd better hire blacks!"

Even in places like ten-tenths liberal Portland, it's appearing that the race card is being declined as overlimit.

There was a nasty weedy vacant lot up in northeast Portland which Trader Joe's was eying for a brand new store.

Then the local race hustlers (NE Portland being home to most of the comparative handful of blacks in the metro) got into the game. They barraged Trader Joe's with demands for guaranteed percentages of black employment, and bars on criminal history investigations of applicants, and no workplace drug testing, and fat kickbacks of evil capitalist profits into "African-American community building", and on and on and on.

Finally, Trader Joe's management just said, "Fine. We're done."

And left. Just like that. Leaving the nasty weedy vacant lot just as it had been. With the race-hustler activists all suddenly realizing that they had killed the golden goose before it laid even one single egg.

Of course they figured out whose fault it was. White devils!

Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 03:30 PM (noWW6)

275 206
"they're not going to go home without a riot."


Let 'em riot. Then let 'em rot.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 12, 2014 03:16 PM (FJqgN)

Phat, crunk, and riddled with bullet holes is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 12, 2014 03:30 PM (sDapq)

276 267 Schumer is shilling for amnesty
Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (zOTsN)

The only time he isn't is when he's shilling for some other anti-American criminal enterprise thinly disguised as a law.

Speaking of which, some jerk at American Spectator of all places had a piece touting Rubio as unbeatable in '16.

I laughed and then puked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:31 PM (CMkNk)

277 News reports say it was on the 8th floor, they got buzzed in claiming to be dropping off a package. So not your average convenience store robbery.

Amazing they've gotten away ... so far.

Cops investigating whether Diamond District robbery was inside job http://nydn.us/1EuAkwT

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (ZPrif)

278 This heayah is oirl country!

Posted by: Mary 'Roughneck' Landrieu at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (FZqvP)

279 275 Phat, crunk, and riddled with bullet holes is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 12, 2014 03:30 PM (sDapq)


But it's ideal to achieve room temperature status.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (CMkNk)

280 But they mention the perps' genders all the time. WTF?

This policy backfires on the Reds, because I think most people just assume perps are black unless the article specifically says otherwise.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:27 PM (oKE6c)


War on Wymyn, sons of bitchez!

Posted by: Presstitute Organs at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (cL79m)

281 I had heard NE Portland had shaped up in recent years.

A shame. That's Beezus and Ramona's neighborhood, IIRC. Or was.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (vgIRn)

282 273
Ain't it fun living in the downside swing of
world domination? I kinda wonder now if this is how various post-Empire
citizens felt?



"Fuck it" -- Ottomans

"This is Teh Boolsheet!" -- Mongolians

"Have I taken crazy pills?" -- Alexandrian Greeks

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at November 12, 2014 03:30 PM (3ZtZW)


"Shit, bring on the Vandals. They can't do any worse than our own shitheads." - Romans ca. 415 AD.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (oKE6c)

283 277 News reports say it was on the 8th floor, they got buzzed in claiming to be dropping off a package. So not your average convenience store robbery.

Amazing they've gotten away ... so far.

Cops investigating whether Diamond District robbery was inside job http://nydn.us/1EuAkwT
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (ZPrif)



I think they watched "Snatch" one too many times.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:32 PM (CMkNk)

284 When I was very young, I couldn't understand what the baseball announcer meant when he said "pitch - hitting." I thought you either pitched or hit but not both.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
__________________

When I was a young'n, I thought it was pretty funny that Oakland's first baseman was Belly Ballou. It was kinda disappointing when my father finally corrected my misunderstanding by explaining that Matty and Jesus Alou's oldest brother, Felipe (back then pronounced by Anglo announcers without the last vowel sound), was the Athletics first baseman, not some clod named Belly Ballou.

Posted by: Furious George at November 12, 2014 03:33 PM (UlJ3l)

285 >>Finally, Trader Joe's management just said, "Fine. We're done."

Didn't that just happen w/Walmart in DC within the last year? Think the city council even passed some regulation on a higher minimum wage based on the size of business, where the only business it would apply to would have been - get this! - Walmart.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 03:33 PM (ABcz/)

286 >>>Let 'em riot. Then let 'em rot.

In the ole Kirby "Shade the Changing Man" comics the populace used to entertain themselves going to places where you could demolish and burn a car then have some booze and watch a game, like it was instead of billiards. I never really understood that until more recently all these many years later.

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at November 12, 2014 03:33 PM (3ZtZW)

287 182 You realize if Ferguson burns, that the race pimps will then cry for a federal bailout of black-owned businesses and the community right?
This shit just feeds itself now.
Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:11 PM (GQ8sn)



Fuck it, I give up.
Posted by: Reality at November 12, 2014 03:13 PM (oKE6c)

Well, think of it this way. It only took Detroit 50 years to reach bottom after the 67 riots(remember, those occurred after a "blind pig" was raided in the middle of the night by police and 80 some black patrons were detained. Someone outside threw a bottle at police and it was on. No one was shot or killed prior to the riot starting, it was simply arrests because there was a curfew in place and the blind pig was in violation.) The residents destroyed blocks and blocks of Detroit and whites fled in droves, taking their businesses, and money with them.

You all know what Detroit became. It has taken bankruptcy(which the city was just approved via the court to exit) and who is funding a lot of the repair? Yep, you guessed it, private businesses, foundations, etc. many of which are owned and funded via the evil white racist man. The grand bargain negotiated between the city, state, pensioners and bond holders has been approved. The DIA will keep all it's pricey art because a bunch of wealthy patrons have agreed to fork out money to help the city . The bondholders insurers are going to get hammered in the deal, since they will not get as much of a percent as the pensioned retirees are getting.

As an aside, I have to seriously question why anyone would buy municipal bonds in today's environment. They appear to be the least secure of any kind of investment, even though they were supposed to be paid first in the event of insolvency. But Obama's DOJ seems to have taken care of that.

Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:33 PM (hjTr7)

288 Why do Ace of Spades regulars hate my dick so much?
I meant figuratively "fuck Mary Landrieu" you bunch of jerks.

My wife will be filing a loss of consortium lawsuit against you jerks!

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 03:33 PM (yjPMc)

289 "They didn't bother to mention their race, just their clothes, because race is easy to change, whereas clothes are immutable."

There have already been a few vitriolic flaps here in Commiefornia about the description of the clothing of criminal perps being a bit too descriptive.

If an article runs or a police report is released which describes the guy who knocked off the liquor store as having been wearing "baggy pants and a hoodie"? You'll draw protests.

The future of American law enforcement:

"Calling all cars. Calling all cars. APB. Be on the lookout for... a person. That is all."

Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 03:34 PM (noWW6)

290 I'll do her, she's hot.

Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at November 12, 2014 03:34 PM (wAQA5)

291 Do you think Miss Piggy likes anal?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 12, 2014 03:35 PM (oDCMR)

292 Then the local race hustlers (NE Portland being home
to most of the comparative handful of blacks in the metro) got into the
game. They barraged Trader Joe's with demands for ... bars on criminal history
investigations of applicants, and no workplace drug testing ...




Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 03:30 PM (noWW6)


Now why ever would they want that?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:35 PM (oKE6c)

293 I'm kinda impressed the crooks managed to escape before the cops shut down the whole diamond district. But it looks like they didn't hide from the cameras or worry about leaving prints. If they have no record then prints aren't that big a deal, I guess.

But there's probably some family and friends who've already seen the surveillance pics and are weighing whether to call in and claim the reward.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:35 PM (ZPrif)

294 284 Posted by: Furious George at November 12, 2014 03:33 PM (UlJ3l)


I didn't think Jesus played ball, nor had brothers. I think Dan Brown has another novel here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:35 PM (CMkNk)

295 If an article runs or a police report is released which describes the guy who knocked off the liquor store as having been wearing "baggy pants and a hoodie"? You'll draw protests.

Beyond. Parody.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at home at November 12, 2014 03:36 PM (M1uf/)

296 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 03:22 PM (7MWCL)
==========================

I bow to your superior knowledge. Mostly I admit I'd love to see the enviros get beat like a drum, whatever route the oil takes getting to market. Why shouldn't Canada be able to sell it's oil like every other energy producer?

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:36 PM (LISuA)

297 291 Do you think Miss Piggy likes anal?
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at November 12, 2014 03:35 PM (oDCMR)


Will Ned Beatty please pick up the courtesy phone. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:36 PM (CMkNk)

298 The twitters of Mary and Schumer in the elevator made me laugh. Mary will weigh 400lbs by the election. Stress/increased cortisol and lots of beignets and beer. I want her to be beaten, fair and square and bye-bye to family who control NOLA (or think they do...with a Dad nicknamed "Moon" I guess she is "Porkrind"). I would love to know the conversation between Mary and Chuck after he leaped on the elevator. Mary is probably quite contrary these days, non?

Of course she is, now, forcing a vote on the pipeline. Mais oui. It is her lifeline. She is rudderless (ok, she has a giant rudder, so back to casting lifeline). Red flags on beaches. With Nan P. still not feeling the wave of the tsunami, and the polls showing the GOP Congress more popular than The Won, and the recent oopsie of the Obamacare video, well, all hands on deck of the Titanic, boys! #chum

Hope Ace feels better soon. xoxo


Posted by: ChristyBlinky at November 12, 2014 03:36 PM (dMEBN)

299 >>This policy backfires on the Reds, because I think most people just
assume perps are black unless the article specifically says otherwise.


It's sort of a puzzle, guessing what inconvenient characteristics the perp/criminal has based on what is omitted in the news.
Or like in Harrison Bergeron, where the narrator guessed a person's strength/skills based on what was covered/hindered. Wearing a mask - must be beautiful, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2014 03:36 PM (ABcz/)

300 "The bondholders insurers are going to get hammered in the deal, since
they will not get as much of a percent as the pensioned retirees are
getting."

Boned: more financially responsible municipalities elsewhere in the country, because muni bond insurance rates will inevitably rise to reflect this sort of risk issue.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (noWW6)

301 Yeah, if it's possible to go short on Ferguson for the next 20-30 years, do it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (ZPrif)

302 288 Why do Ace of Spades regulars hate my dick so much?
I meant figuratively "fuck Mary Landrieu" you bunch of jerks.

My wife will be filing a loss of consortium lawsuit against you jerks!
Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 03:33 PM (yjPMc)

We'll request an offset of damages based on her banging the poolboy.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (mx5oN)

303 Re: Boycotting White Businesses


Reminds me of the small MS Delta town I grew up in when the mostly black school board appointed a highly qualified Superintendent who was white to the majority black public school system. Not only did the black "community" at large orgainze a massive boycott to white owned businesses, but they had their kids boycott the schools for like two weeks so they could run around harassing white people.


But remember, MS is full of white racists.


Two decades later, the city's schools had to be turned over to the county for administration due to poor performance and rampant corruption.


But man did they show those white business owners!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (xSCb6)

304 I really hope she gets her ever-widening a$$ handed to her.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (fk1A8)

305 I didn't think Jesus played ball, nor had brothers. I think Dan Brown has another novel here!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*Clears throat* I had a pretty good Eephus pitch back in the day.

Posted by: James at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (UlJ3l)

306
People keep mentioning beignets.

What are they, and why?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (JtwS4)

307 @289 - it's funny, though, that when you look at the comments on the local newspaper sites, even the loony-leftards are able to decipher the code.

Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (o+SC1)

308 But there's probably some family and friends who've
already seen the surveillance pics and are weighing whether to call in
and claim the reward.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:35 PM (ZPrif)


And if the perps get smoked by the cops, they can cash in again on the commemorative t-shirts. Entrepreneurial spirit, bitchez!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (oKE6c)

309 >>"Calling all cars. Calling all cars. APB. Be on the lookout for... a person. That is all."

I fail to see the problem with this approach.
All people are terror suspects until being ruled out by us.

Posted by: TSA at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (ABcz/)

310 People keep mentioning beignets.

What are they, and why?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (JtwS4)



Pastries.

Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)

311 One post and one post only, Vasily.

Posted by: Captain Ramius at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (JO9+V)

312 I wouldn't worry about Ferguson or East St. Louis or Detroit.

HUD is going to force suburbs to zone for Section 8 housing developments. Because, fairness!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:39 PM (CMkNk)

313 If an article runs or a police report is released which describes the guy who knocked off the liquor store as having been wearing "baggy pants and a hoodie"? You'll draw protests.

Beyond. Parody.

-
Casual. He was dressed casual.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 12, 2014 03:39 PM (XUKZU)

314
I read Beignets as Bug Nuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:39 PM (CMkNk)

315 >>>Do you think Miss Piggy likes anal?

**skwee-eel lak a PIG!**

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Puppets at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)

316 310
People keep mentioning beignets.



What are they, and why?



Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (JtwS4)





Pastries.



Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)

Food of angels at Cafe du Monde.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (dMEBN)

317 Speaking of Canada, I see the federal government is going to run a huge deficit this year. $2.9 Billion.

Posted by: MTF at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (LISuA)

318 310 People keep mentioning beignets.

What are they, and why?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (JtwS4)


Pastries.
Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)

Fried pastries. Tasty, tasty fried pastries.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (mx5oN)

319 Reminds me of the small MS Delta town I grew up in
when the mostly black school board appointed a highly qualified
Superintendent who was white to the majority black public school system.
Not only did the black "community" at large orgainze a massive boycott
to white owned businesses, but they had their kids boycott the schools
for like two weeks so they could run around harassing white people.



Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (xSCb6)


A friend of mine (black) said the problem with education in Compton was the lousy teachers.

You know where this is going ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (oKE6c)

320 People keep mentioning beignets.




What are they, and why?



They're a vehicle for powdered sugar. That should answer both questions.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (xSCb6)

321 also, Jeff Sessions will let obama shut down every national park in a budget battle rather than fund INS and their green cards
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (/ggyL)


----------------------------------------


Good. That's what I want to hear from the repubs.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (zi2gL)

322 I can't recall the guy's name, but anyone harmed by a ferguson riot should sue the one guy who every media outlet relied upon, the one witness who lied his ass off saying the whole shot in back with hands up deal.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (/ggyL)

323 Mary Landrieu heard the pipeline would be transporting maple syrup so she was all for it.

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (6/J77)

324 And left. Just like that. Leaving the nasty weedy vacant lot just as it had been. With the race-hustler activists all suddenly realizing that they had killed the golden goose before it laid even one single egg.

They don't care. If they weren't going to get their kickbacks or grateful constituents, it won't matter to them.

Black leaders never get blamed for opportunity costs, it's always "corporate greed".

Posted by: AmishDude at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (L2xDv)

325 Beignets are delicious doughtnuts, the way the French do them. For instance. Kim kardashians ass looks like two glazed beignets

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (zOTsN)

326 305 I didn't think Jesus played ball, nor had brothers. I think Dan Brown has another novel here!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*Clears throat* I had a pretty good Eephus pitch back in the day.
Posted by: James at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (UlJ3l)


"Watch me paste dis patetic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, poi-fect, pachy-doy-miss, percussion pitch!"

St. Bugs of Bunny

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (CMkNk)

327 Schumer and Landrieu walk into an elevator. FESTIVAL !!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (W5DcG)

328 She would look sexy in a muu-muu.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (wAQA5)

329 305 I didn't think Jesus played ball, nor had brothers. I think Dan Brown has another novel here!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*Clears throat* I had a pretty good Eephus pitch back in the day.
Posted by: James at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (UlJ3l)


"Watch me paste dis patetic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, poi-fect, pachy-doy-miss, percussion pitch!"

St. Bugs of Bunny

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (CMkNk)

330 306

People keep mentioning beignets.

What are they, and why?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 03:38 PM (JtwS4)

A type of weasel. Why? Get off my lawn.

Posted by: flounder at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (sDapq)

331 Insomniac thinks I have enough money for a pool.
Thanks, buddy!

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (yjPMc)

332 Hey, look, it's an actual conspiracy by wealthy, powerful groups to circumvent campaign finance laws.

Lachlan Markay @lachlan 13m
Democracy Alliance discusses plans to finance state-level Dems and circumvent campaign finance laws

Free Beacon @FreeBeacon 11m
Democracy Alliance State Spending Plans Revealed http://goo.gl/IjZ2qf via @lachlan

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

333
Beignets

INFLAMMATORY FOOD. Delicious

Posted by: The Jackhole at November 12, 2014 03:42 PM (6/J77)

334 312 I wouldn't worry about Ferguson or East St. Louis or Detroit.
HUD is going to force suburbs to zone for Section 8 housing developments. Because, fairness!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:39 PM (CMkNk)




Good point. Because giving a lowlife the accoutrements of the middle class will instantly turn him into a member of it.


BRB. I'm going to go order my MLB jersey.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:42 PM (oKE6c)

335 320 They're a vehicle for powdered sugar. That should answer both questions.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (xSCb6)


Funny you say that. I always consider tortilla chips as merely salsa delivery devices.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:42 PM (CMkNk)

336 also, Jeff Sessions will let obama shut down every national park in a budget battle rather than fund INS and their green cards
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:29 PM (/ggyL)


----------------------------------------


Good. That's what I want to hear from the repubs.

***

I know, right?

Sessions will be chair of senate budget which means the 6 years of Obama-stash is over. He is no longer going to be presiding using the porkulus CR funds to what he wants.*

* based on my understanding of what's going on and how Obama racked up that much debt in his term. YMMV.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:42 PM (/ggyL)

337 >>People keep mentioning beignets.
What are they, and why?

Rent the movie "Chef"

Posted by: TSA at November 12, 2014 03:43 PM (ABcz/)

338 >>Why do Ace of Spades regulars hate my dick so much?
I meant figuratively "fuck Mary Landrieu" you bunch of jerks.

Posted by: Nom de Blog

Look at it this way. Based on her size it is a backhanded compliment to your endowment. Your taste ... not so much.

Posted by: Aviator at November 12, 2014 03:43 PM (3rrMW)

339 Her ass actually does look like two beignets

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:43 PM (zOTsN)

340 If an article runs or a police report is released which describes the guy who knocked off the liquor store as having been wearing "baggy pants and a hoodie"? You'll draw protests.
Beyond. Parody.
-
Casual. He was dressed casual.


Very "casual".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:43 PM (rCGAP)

341 *Clears throat* I had a pretty good Eephus pitch back in the day.

Posted by: James at November 12, 2014 03:37 PM (UlJ3l)



Better than Barry's?


Didn't think so. It was unhittable, except with a butterfly net, and you had to be standing in the on-deck circle to even have a shot at it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:43 PM (oKE6c)

342 >>Kim kardashians ass looks like two glazed beignets

Two ginormous glazed beignets that had just eaten 50 beignets each.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (g1DWB)

343 Her ass actually does look like two beignets


Baggy and covered with powdered sugar?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (xSCb6)

344 I can't recall the guy's name, but anyone harmed by a ferguson riot should sue the one guy who every media outlet relied upon, the one witness who lied his ass off saying the whole shot in back with hands up deal.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:40 PM (/ggyL)

And get what as an award? His iphone? Fancy basketball shoes? Hoody?

Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (hjTr7)

345 She ate a raaaasp-berry beignet.

Posted by: Prince at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (JtwS4)

346 Casual. He was dressed casual.





Very "casual".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:43 PM (rCGAP)

2015 AP style manual: "casual" has been condemned as a racist code word.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (oKE6c)

347 "We had to OK the pipeline, to find out what's in it."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:45 PM (l1zOH)

348 The comment progression on this thread is spectacular.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:45 PM (xSCb6)

349 342 >>Kim kardashians ass looks like two glazed beignets

Two ginormous glazed beignets that had just eaten 50 beignets each.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (g1DWB)

That's not glaze...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2014 03:45 PM (mx5oN)

350 334 Good point. Because giving a lowlife the accoutrements of the middle class will instantly turn him into a member of it.


BRB. I'm going to go order my MLB jersey.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:42 PM (oKE6c)


In the early 70's, the NYC Board of Ed instituted a program called "mainstreaming' where troubled kids were put into the better classes, in the hopes of having the good kids be a positive influence.

You can guess the results. Hijinx ensued, as we say in show biz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:45 PM (CMkNk)

351 >>Kim kardashians ass looks like two glazed beignets

Two ginormous glazed beignets that had just eaten 50 beignets each.
Posted by: JackStraw

And glazed in cottage cheese.

Posted by: Pince Ludwig the Indestructible at November 12, 2014 03:45 PM (V70Ne)

352 The oval ones, not square. Glazed not powdered sugar

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (zOTsN)

353 348 The comment progression on this thread is spectacular.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:45 PM (xSCb6)


Reason # 447 why AOSHQ is "Award-Winning."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (CMkNk)

354 AP style manual: "casual" has been condemned as a racist code word.
Posted by: Jay
----------------

Oh...
I thought it said 'causal'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (l1zOH)

355 hehehe

Thanks, Aviator.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (yjPMc)

356 Mary Landrieu? Not even I would lay that pipe-line

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (kFxpe)

357 That pig Landrieu is going to lie, cheat and steal to hold onto that sweet, sweet power.

She took the Louisiana Purchase bribe for her vote on O-Care.

She blamed Booooosh for her own incompetence over Katrina.

She's going to do everything she can to hold that seat.

The question is: Does the GOPe have the stones to fight her?

Based on past experience, signs point to "no."

Posted by: Citizen X at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (7ObY1)

358
Mary Landrieu, Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into a leather anal bar in Four Corners.

Posted by: Faux News Megyn Kelly Expose Chat Line at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (3/wAJ)

359 the Washington Post has told a whopper to explain the big Donk losses: Many people couldn't vote because they couldn't get off work. Yeah, like Donk voters work.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (XUKZU)

360 331 Insomniac thinks I have enough money for a pool.
Thanks, buddy!
Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 12, 2014 03:41 PM (yjPMc)

Shit, I think he may be getting suspicious.

Posted by: The pool boy at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (mx5oN)

361 Like if you took a black haired Barbie doll and somehow affixed two beignets to its backside

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (zOTsN)

362 346 Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (oKE6c)

How the fuck can a low-life thug hope to run with his pants pulled down below his underwear?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)

363 Her ass actually does look like two beignets


Baggy and covered with powdered sugar?


Ok! Fess up! Who has been doing blow off her ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (rCGAP)

364 Oh...

I thought it said 'causal'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (l1zOH)

"Causal" is even MORE racist. It implies agency, which implies individual responsibility. Denounce yourself!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (oKE6c)

365 Good luck getting groceries if you only shop at black owned businesses.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (MMC8r)

366 >>Her ass actually does look like two beignets
Posted by: ThunderB

Very large ones.

Posted by: Aviator at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (3rrMW)

367 @285 Didn't that just happen w/Walmart in DC within the last year? Think the city council even passed some regulation on a higher minimum wage based on the size of business, where the only business it would apply to would have been - get this! - Walmart.
------------------

Yeah, but that's Walmart. And everyone knows that Walmart is EBIL!!!

Trader Joe's management is liberal, and they're well-liked by pretty much everyone. Any politician who started attacking TJ's would pretty much guarantee their own unemployment after the next election, regardless of which party the politician in question was a member of.

Posted by: junior at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (UWFpX)

368 Landrieu's Twitter pic is at least a decade old.

She only wishes she was still that thin.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (7ObY1)

369 I failed at spelling my own sock. Spectacular.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (V70Ne)

370 Cannibal beignets ate each other at the Superdome during Katrina.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2014 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

371 Oh how I used to glaze Mary Landrieu's beignets

Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at November 12, 2014 03:48 PM (kFxpe)

372
Attach a 5 lb potato sack to each of your ass cheeks and then dress and one of the classic Redskins hogs of the 80's era, and that's Mary Landrieu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:48 PM (CMkNk)

373 Well, the third annual Marijuana Business conference and Exposition, MJBIZCON, has kicked off in Vegas. 3,000 registrants, about $2,500 a pop. My biz partner is there, hoping to pick up some nuggets of knowledge, make some contacts. Here's hoping it's worthwhile.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 12, 2014 03:48 PM (2cS/G)

374 I'd give $1000 for a beignet right now. Dammit.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (fk1A8)

375 I like the term "ass beignet". It should be a thing

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

376 oh, I know homeboy is judgment proof. But such a moral victory would take the air out of the tools that use his version of the events as "immutable facts"

cold comfort indeed, but #reprisals are the order of business. we need to make standard operating procedure of the donks (i.e., bad behavior across their various bases) to be painful.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (/ggyL)

377 It has probably been said already, but she would probably switch parties to retain that cushy seat at this point.

What an asshole.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (vSxTY)

378 Analogy for the Ferguson news release is the build-up prior to the invasion of France.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (l1zOH)

379 People keep mentioning beignets. What are they, and why?

Traps for capturing beigs.

Posted by: despair at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (dcY7v)

380 362 346 Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:44 PM (oKE6c)
How the fuck can a low-life thug hope to run with his pants pulled down below his underwear?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)




He doesn't have to run. Who wants to catch somebody with his pants pulled down below his underwear? The cops just go through the motions for appearance's sake.


Btw, "thug" is also racist. Also "low-life." Because.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (oKE6c)

381 Mary Landrieu, Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into a leather anal bar in Four Corners.


Then they had to either go in single file or use the loading dock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (8ZskC)

382 pfft.

I can balance a campaign glass like that too!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (W6iIX)

383 368 Landrieu's Twitter pic is at least a decade old.


You got a problem with that, wingnut? (buuuuurp)



Posted by: Jharles Chonson at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (7ObY1)

384
Dating Mary Landrieu requires a two pound bag of Pride of Louisiana dusting flour.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (3/wAJ)

385 Posted by: Lincolntf at November 12, 2014 03:48 PM (2cS/G)

$2500 a pop? They must really want to weed out the unserious folks.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (mx5oN)

386 358
Mary Landrieu, Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into a leather anal bar in Four Corners.
Posted by: Faux News Megyn Kelly Expose Chat Line at November 12, 2014 03:46 PM (3/wAJ)


They pull up a stool, turn it over and sit when Mary says " __________ !"


(Mad Lib time)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (CMkNk)

387 378 Analogy for the Ferguson news release is the build-up prior to the invasion of France.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (l1zOH)




Now radio messages for the Resistance: "Tyrone has a large Afro. Tyrone has a large Afro. Laquisha has a new weave. Laquisha has a new weave."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (oKE6c)

388 347 "We had to OK the pipeline, to find out what's in it."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Well played, Sen. Hammer.

Posted by: Furious George at November 12, 2014 03:51 PM (UlJ3l)

389 Lil man

ISWYDT

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:51 PM (zOTsN)

390 Had Mary over for swim party. She floats. Couldn't even get her feet on the bottom of the pool in the shallow end. That was one time the more cushion the harder and tougher the pushin'...her out of the pool.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 12, 2014 03:52 PM (WGm5T)

391 Now radio messages for the Resistance: "Tyrone has a large Afro. Tyrone has a large Afro. Laquisha has a new weave. Laquisha has a new weave."


The Obamapho is against the door. The Obamapho is against the door.

Posted by: MC Cit X at November 12, 2014 03:52 PM (7ObY1)

392 Pleeeeeeeeeeze send me back to the Senate. PLEEEEEZE!

*sob*

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 12, 2014 03:52 PM (8ZskC)

393 Interesting coincidence.



Last night's episode of "Person of Interest" was a story about a jewelry heist in midtown Manhattan.





Posted by: EC at November 12, 2014 03:17 PM (GQ8sn)

*******************
And the rerun of CSI:NY on TNT was about 2 jewel store robbers in midtown.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 12, 2014 03:52 PM (5f5bM)

394 People keep mentioning beignets. What are they, and why?


Traps for capturing beigs.


Golf. Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:52 PM (rCGAP)

395 That Twitter report is fucking hysterical.
"Mary! Mary!"
(keeps walking)
(dives into elevator)
(Schumer follows right as the door closes)

Posted by: Filly at November 12, 2014 03:52 PM (6O2H2)

396 >>Dating Mary Landrieu requires a two pound bag of Pride of Louisiana dusting flour.
Posted by: Doctor Fish

That and a hot LA summer day will get you biscuits.

Posted by: Aviator at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (3rrMW)

397 Somebody get willow in here.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (xSCb6)

398 >>Good luck getting groceries if you only shop at black owned businesses.

a/k/a "Food Desert" that qualified them for some sort of federal funding or something (I forget what - it's one of Michelle Obama's hobby-horses).

Posted by: TSA at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (ABcz/)

399 "Causal" is even MORE racist. It implies agency, which implies individual responsibility. Denounce yourself!
Posted by: Jay
---------------

Well, sure. That's why I was surprised..., and wrong, of course. Thugwear should never imply thug-like behavior or attitude. Any such association would be a spurious correlation, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (l1zOH)

400 I just surrendered to the Chicomms on CO2 reductions, why would anyone think I approve the Keystone Pipeline???

Posted by: Neville Soetoro at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (kFxpe)

401 In the early 70's, the NYC Board of Ed instituted a program called "mainstreaming' where troubled kids were put into the better classes, in the hopes of having the good kids be a positive influence.
You can guess the results. Hijinx ensued, as we say in show biz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:45 PM (CMkNk)



Those kids aren't "troubled," they ARE trouble.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (oKE6c)

402 It has probably been said already, but she would probably switch parties to retain that cushy seat at this point.

What an asshole.

***

much like Rubio is going to find out...like in the Potter Universe, there are unforgiveable spells or votes.

LAraza's Amnesty Bill will keep rubio from white house.

Landrieu's vote on Ocare will keep her from switching seats.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (/ggyL)

403 $2500 a pop? They must really want to weed out the unserious folks.



Just roll with it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 03:54 PM (rCGAP)

404 So... Ferguson decision tonight?

Posted by: MC Cit X at November 12, 2014 03:54 PM (7ObY1)

405 Trader Joe's management is liberal, and they're well-liked by pretty much everyone. Any politician who started attacking TJ's would pretty much guarantee their own unemployment after the next election, regardless of which party the politician in question was a member of.
Posted by: junior at November 12, 2014 03:47 PM (UWFpX)

I've found that the militant liberal wing will attack and devour their own just because they are a miserable bunch. Whole Foods was the darling of the left until they became "corporate". Then they really sealed their fate when the CEO spoke out against Obamacare. So now the stores seem to be supported by the elite white liberals, while the long skirt, beret wearing vegans stage protests online and shop at local markets and co-ops.

Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:55 PM (hjTr7)

406 Barry loves my XL pipeline... IYKWIM

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 12, 2014 03:55 PM (kFxpe)

407 Keystone probably justmeans more Alaskan oil goes to china. But we get the jobs and theeconomic benefits. (and my 401k energy investments could sure use a boost)

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 12, 2014 03:55 PM (8MjqI)

408 So Mary Landrieu walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Why the fat face?"

Posted by: Furious George at November 12, 2014 03:55 PM (UlJ3l)

409
Jeez, that Twitter account is fucking priceless. Y'know, I think I'm gonna try and run against Schumer.

Or form my own party "The Elevator Is Too Damn Crowded Party."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:55 PM (CMkNk)

410 Well, sure. That's why I was surprised..., and wrong, of course. Thugwear should never imply thug-like behavior or attitude. Any such association would be a spurious correlation, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (l1zOH)




Of course. Lots of CEOs, bank presidents, and surgeons wear thugwear all the time. It's a terrible stereotype that those sporting thugwear are likely to evince thug-like behavior or attitude. No one has a choice of clothing, or uses it to make a statement about themselves. Same thing with tattoos.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:56 PM (oKE6c)

411 >>>Senator Harry Reid
I saw first-hand how a strategy of obstruction was debilitating to our system, and I have no desire to engage in that manner.


hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 03:56 PM (g1DWB)

412 Mary Landrieu used to be a runway model...out at the airport.

When they tell Mary Landrieu to "Haul ASS" it takes her two trips.

Posted by: Jukin at November 12, 2014 03:56 PM (WGm5T)

413 Well, sure. That's why I was surprised..., and wrong, of course. Thugwear should never imply thug-like behavior or attitude. Any such association would be a spurious correlation, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 03:53 PM (l1zOH)

Ask Cristal champagne about using that term......

Posted by: Jay-Z at November 12, 2014 03:56 PM (hjTr7)

414 405 Posted by: Jen at November 12, 2014 03:55 PM (hjTr7)


I love shoplifting at Whole Foods. I just think of it as wealth redistribution.

(I keed, I keed!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:57 PM (CMkNk)

415 377
It has probably been said already, but she would probably switch parties to retain that cushy seat at this point.



What an asshole.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 12, 2014 03:49 PM (vSxTY)

So what your are saying is that Mary Landrieu's inner Charlie Crist has prolapsed?

Posted by: flounder at November 12, 2014 03:57 PM (sDapq)

416 412 Mary Landrieu used to be a runway model...out at the airport.
----------------

Heh.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 12, 2014 03:57 PM (VndSC)

417 $2500 a pop? They must really want to weed out the unserious folks.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2014 03:50 PM (mx5oN)


"Why are all those black and white cars cruising the Strip, man?"

"I dunno, man. Ssssssssssss. Aaaaaah!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 03:57 PM (7MWCL)

418
Save my rather impressive ass and vote for the XL!

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 12, 2014 03:57 PM (3/wAJ)

419 408 So Mary Landrieu walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Why the fat face?"
Posted by: Furious George at November 12, 2014 03:55 PM (UlJ3l)


Bartender says "cleanup on aisle 2."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:57 PM (CMkNk)

420 I would say "too little;too late" for Mary on the Keystone pipeline. However, I would never underestimate the Landrieu political machine -- yes it is a shadow of its former self since Katrina dispersed at least a third of its "base" voters to Houston, Atlanta, et al. But I can vouch that during the primary Mary GOT her voters to the polls. No telling what kind of stunts she'll pull once the run off polls open (earling voting starts Nov. 22)

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 12, 2014 03:57 PM (SvnHQ)

421 Seriously


How stupid do they think the voters are? Who will fall for this?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:58 PM (zOTsN)

422 Mary Landrieu's chickens have come home to roost... and she ate them, covered and smoothered

Posted by: Reverend Wright at November 12, 2014 03:58 PM (kFxpe)

423
Kittehs are hungry.

Will feed and return.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 03:58 PM (CMkNk)

424
I'll do absolutely anything to save my Senate seat men, so get behind me for a good time.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 12, 2014 03:58 PM (3/wAJ)

425 I wonder how Free Beacon got this.

Democracy Alliance State Spending Plans Revealed http://shar.es/10MgZM via @sharethis

A secretive club of wealthy liberal donors met this week to plan the disbursement of tens of millions of dollars into state political campaigns and to discuss how they can circumvent legal restrictions on political coordination to elect Democratic candidates at the state level.

Through behind-the-scenes collaboration and a budget that those involved hope will reach nine figures, the Democracy Alliance, a massive network of high-dollar Democratic donors, hopes to turn the tide of recent Republican gains in state legislatures and governorships.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 03:58 PM (ZPrif)

426 Mary Landrieu walks into a bar and the bartender says, "get the f*ck out of here!"

Posted by: joke what I stole from Gran Torino at November 12, 2014 03:59 PM (JtwS4)

427 Mary Landrieu has the face that lunched a thousand shrimps.

Posted by: Furious George at November 12, 2014 03:59 PM (UlJ3l)

428 Personally, I think they're just playing rope-a-dope with the Grand Jury announcement. Keep them simmering for weeks until we're in the dead of winter then see who's still enthusiastic about getting firehosed.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:59 PM (MMC8r)

429 421 Seriously
How stupid do they think the voters are? Who will fall for this?
Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 03:58 PM (zOTsN)




You know Obongo won the elections in 2008 and 2012, right?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 03:59 PM (oKE6c)

430 Mary Landrieu?
That butt is waaaay too big for me.

Posted by: Kanye West at November 12, 2014 04:00 PM (3rrMW)

431 Mary Landrieu is proof of reincarnation

Posted by: Medusa at November 12, 2014 04:00 PM (kFxpe)

432 425 Democracy Alliance



I love Red front organizations. The only surprising thing is that they didn't fold "America" or "Americans" in their somewhere.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:00 PM (oKE6c)

433
Through behind-the-scenes collaboration and a budget that those involved hope will reach nine figures,


But they're not the Party of the Rich.

Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 04:01 PM (MMC8r)

434
Mary Landow be gone 'cus she promised a chicken in ebery pot and we only got a smelly turd.

Posted by: Uncle Remus at November 12, 2014 04:01 PM (3/wAJ)

435 428 Personally, I think they're just playing rope-a-dope with the Grand Jury announcement. Keep them simmering for weeks until we're in the dead of winter then see who's still enthusiastic about getting firehosed.
Posted by: --- at November 12, 2014 03:59 PM (MMC8r)




That's my guess, too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:01 PM (oKE6c)

436 When they tell Mary Landrieu to "Haul ASS" it takes her two trips.


Posted by: Jukin at November 12, 2014 03:56 PM (WGm5T)

lol

Posted by: flounder at November 12, 2014 04:02 PM (sDapq)

437 IN THIS CORNER--Congress, looking to add to America's energy production and economic growth!

IN THIS CORNER--The President, giving away American energy and prosperity for a bag of magic beans!

Compare. And. Contrast.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Team Dancing Baby Groot at November 12, 2014 04:02 PM (naUcP)

438 Or form my own party "The Elevator Is Too Damn Crowded Party."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------------

rofl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 04:03 PM (l1zOH)

439 Keep them simmering for weeks until we're in the dead of winter then see who's still enthusiastic about getting firehosed.

/checks weather forecast

So, Friday then.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Team Dancing Baby Groot at November 12, 2014 04:03 PM (naUcP)

440 I'm just here to lay pipe.

Posted by: KL at November 12, 2014 04:03 PM (1Y+hH)

441 It's not a "fat ass." It's a cul d'un beignet.

*sniff*

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at November 12, 2014 04:04 PM (8ZskC)

442 The black leaders in Ferguson are warning against senseless violence after the Grand Jury verdict.

Of course, if it's not a true bill, then violence to them makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Roy at November 12, 2014 04:04 PM (VndSC)

443 Mary Landow be gone 'cus she promised a chicken in ebery pot and we only got a smelly turd.


Posted by: Uncle Remus at November 12, 2014 04:01 PM (3/wAJ)
But once MJBIZCON gets up and running, there will be a little pot in every chicken. And that ain't chicken feed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 04:04 PM (7MWCL)

444 I see our 500 error is still with us.

Allahpundit is tweeting that the guy who dug up the Gruber videos says there are more on the way.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (g1DWB)

445 This thread is starting to smell like old doughnuts and petroleum.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (zOTsN)

446 442 The black leaders in Ferguson are warning against senseless violence after the Grand Jury verdict.
Of course, if it's not a true bill, then violence to them makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Roy at November 12, 2014 04:04 PM (VndSC



What exactly is "sensible violence?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (oKE6c)

447 Michelle Malkin @michellemalkin 10m
Colorado model is alive. MT @lachlan Democracy Alliance raised $50m 4 state-level activities. Aiming 4 $100m by 2020

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 04:06 PM (ZPrif)

448 Mary has a toe that any camel would be proud of.

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 12, 2014 04:06 PM (8MjqI)

449 This thread is starting to smell like old doughnuts and petroleum.

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (zOTsN)


You say that as though it were a bad thing!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2014 04:06 PM (7MWCL)

450 There are already 3


The stupidity of the American voter must appear in his every speech

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

451 What exactly is "sensible violence?"
-------------------

Deployed against voter ID, or War on Womyn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2014 04:07 PM (l1zOH)

452 >>How stupid do they think the voters are? Who will fall for this?

You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at November 12, 2014 04:07 PM (ABcz/)

453 What exactly is "sensible violence?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (oKE6c)


*throatpunches*

There you go!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 12, 2014 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

454 If you do not vote for Mary Landrieu you are a misogynist. And probably racist too. So don't any of you even think of not voting for her.

PS: We know who you voted for!

Posted by: Your Friemdly DNC Outreach Commissar at November 12, 2014 04:07 PM (1BQGO)

455 450 There are already 3
The stupidity of the American voter must appear in his every speech
Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 04:07 PM (zOTsN)




I'm beginning to suspect that secretly he's one of us.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:08 PM (oKE6c)

456 Allahpundit is tweeting that the guy who dug up the Gruber videos says there are more on the way.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (g1DWB)


-------------------------------------------


Haven't they already released a couple of them? I just watched one on FNC.

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2014 04:08 PM (zi2gL)

457 This thread is starting to smell like old doughnuts and petroleum.

WHO HAS DOUGHNUTS?!

Posted by: Mary L. at November 12, 2014 04:08 PM (MMC8r)

458 Allahpundit is tweeting that the guy who dug up the Gruber videos says there are more on the way.





Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (g1DWB)

I question the timing from this former Obama supporter. Why not before the mid-term? Why not in the run up to 2016? It sounds like convenient airing of dirty laundry at the most politically convenient time.

*removes tin-foil hat; checks six*

Posted by: flounder at November 12, 2014 04:08 PM (sDapq)

459 Really has contempt for working people

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 04:08 PM (zOTsN)

460 How stupid do they think the voters are? Who will fall for this?


Forget it Jake, it's Cajuntown.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at November 12, 2014 04:08 PM (xSCb6)

461 >>Haven't they already released a couple of them? I just watched one on FNC.

Three so far I believe but the implication is that there are more than that to be released.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:09 PM (g1DWB)

462 Yeah.

WHO HAS DOUGHNUTS???

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Titular Republican of Tomorrow at November 12, 2014 04:09 PM (8ZskC)

463 "The Porcine Landreau will lose (54) and Manchin will turn (55). "

Veto override is so close I can almost smell it.

Remember: you don't have to get them to switch parties. You just have to get them to vote against Obama.

From the looks of the last election "I voted against Obama" is gonna be a nice thing to say next time around.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 12, 2014 04:09 PM (y+NVD)

464 What exactly is "sensible violence?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (oKE6c)



A civil war after Obama takes executive action to nationalize all the illegals?

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 12, 2014 04:10 PM (8MjqI)

465 Manchin can you hear me......

Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 04:10 PM (zOTsN)

466 Allahpundit is tweeting that the guy who dug up the Gruber videos says there are more on the way.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (g1DWB)


The guy out O'Keefe's O'Keefe. Unless . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 04:11 PM (CMkNk)

467 This is to make Obama's 5m look like a compromise

Also, not the protection for illegal "children" already extends to be 31.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 9m
Progressives Push President to Shield 7 Million Illegals... http://drudge.tw/1sEWkPY

About four million undocumented immigrants could be shielded from deportations if Obama extended his executive action to parents or spouses of U.S. citizens, green card holders, and young immigrants whose deportations have been deferred under a 2012 Obama program. An additional 3 million could come with various changes to that 2012 directive, called Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, that would broaden the number of immigrants eligible for that program. One example is getting rid of age limits under DACA -- to qualify, an immigrant must have been younger than 31 as of June 15, 2012 under current requirements.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 12, 2014 04:11 PM (ZPrif)

468 What exactly is "sensible violence?"

Depends on the victim.

Posted by: Mary L. at November 12, 2014 04:11 PM (MMC8r)

469 465 Manchin can you hear me......
Posted by: ThunderB at November 12, 2014 04:10 PM (zOTsN)

Actually, that was the original title of the Who's "Tommy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 04:11 PM (CMkNk)

470 What exactly is "sensible violence?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:05 PM (oKE6c)



Wait a few...

Posted by: The Tree of Liberty at November 12, 2014 04:11 PM (8ZskC)

471 463 From the looks of the last election "I voted against Obama" is gonna be a nice thing to say next time around.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 12, 2014 04:09 PM (y+NVD)




Remember, with the MSM providing top cover, they only need to say they voted against Obama. They don't have to actually do it. Not a voter in a thousand will actually check the voting record.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (oKE6c)

472 Someone better put up the cob-logger signal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (FZqvP)

473 468 What exactly is "sensible violence?"

Depends on the victim.
Posted by: Mary L. at November 12, 2014 04:11 PM (MMC8r)


When you're armed to the teeth but wearing low heels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (CMkNk)

474 >>I question the timing from this former Obama supporter. Why not before the mid-term? Why not in the run up to 2016? It sounds like convenient airing of dirty laundry at the most politically convenient time.

Would have been nice before the election but it could have a profound effect on the pending Halbig case. These videos are really undermining the governments case.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (g1DWB)

475 So, how are you thanking birth control today?.....cause it's Thank Birth Control Day.....out.

Posted by: KWdreaming at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (8QW0x)

476
Mary Landrieu walks into a bar and the bartender says, "get the f*ck out of here!"
...............
Mary Landrieu walks into a gay bar, the crowd starts singing:
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
on my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to...

Posted by: Kermit at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (wAQA5)

477 Camel Toe???? Oh hell no!

Landrieu has "Moose Knuckle".

Posted by: Jukin at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (WGm5T)

478
This thread is starting to smell like old doughnuts and petroleum.

So, like Moron sex life.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (JtwS4)

479 If Bitch McConnell had functioning testicles, he'd be having sit-downs with some of the more vulnerable Dems right now to tell them the way it's going to be.

"Want anything for your district for the next six years? Anything at all? You know what you have to do."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at November 12, 2014 04:13 PM (y+NVD)

480 Timing, I haz it.

NOOOOOD!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2014 04:14 PM (FZqvP)

481 It's time to go. Don't be willowed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 12, 2014 04:14 PM (8ZskC)

482 474 These videos are really undermining the governments case.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (g1DWB)


Chief Justice Julia Roberts to the rescue. Oh goody.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2014 04:15 PM (CMkNk)

483 "What exactly is 'sensible violence?'"

Chasing Harry Reid out of a pre-school?

Posted by: flounder at November 12, 2014 04:15 PM (sDapq)

484 Would have been nice before the election but it could have a profound effect on the pending Halbig case. These videos are really undermining the governments case.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (g1DWB)


-------------------------------------------


Which reminds me of a question I asked yesterday. Are videos allowed in SCOTUS arguments?

Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2014 04:16 PM (zi2gL)

485 Would have been nice before the election but it
could have a profound effect on the pending Halbig case. These videos
are really undermining the governments case.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2014 04:12 PM (g1DWB)

And we might have been that much closer to a veto proof majority for the whole enchilada, rather than accelerating the death spiral.

Posted by: flounder at November 12, 2014 04:17 PM (sDapq)

486 Camel Toe???? Oh hell no!

Landrieu has "Moose Knuckle".


Elephant knee.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2014 04:19 PM (rCGAP)

487 Parts of NE Portland are trendy, like the Mississippi district. Of course, they bitch about that too. Word is that the folks that actually lived in that neighborhood were upset about the Trader Joes canceling. They wanted the jobs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2014 04:21 PM (Lqy/e)

488 Keystone? Right.

She's as honest at Jonathan Gruber.

Posted by: PJ at November 12, 2014 04:24 PM (cHuNI)

489 What exactly is "sensible violence?"

Monday Night Football?

Posted by: despair at November 12, 2014 04:25 PM (dcY7v)

490 Always called it Trader Uncle Joe's.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at November 12, 2014 04:38 PM (0atFl)

491 489 What exactly is "sensible violence?"

Thai Boxing.

Those guys are pound for pound some of the best fighters in the world.

Posted by: jack at November 12, 2014 05:14 PM (53CCM)

492 Now if only the GOPe could understand the message.

Posted by: Cathy McMorris-Rogers at November 12, 2014 06:36 PM (XzRw1)

493 Which reminds me of a question I asked yesterday. Are videos allowed in SCOTUS arguments?
Posted by: Soona at November 12, 2014 04:16 PM (zi2gL)

**********************************

Late to this thread, but SCOTUS rules allow exhibits/attachments with whatever material the party believes would be useful to the Court in order to understand briefs/issues. I'd think that would entail at least a transcript of the videos, and considering that in this day and age many attorneys are attaching CDs with exhibits, perhaps the actual video as well.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at November 12, 2014 06:54 PM (0i0qU)

494 A "Run-off Pivot", that's all.

Posted by: socalcon at November 12, 2014 07:24 PM (vHlQ5)

495 Mary Landrieu's been all over twitter asking #WhereWasBill? Well, #WhereWasMary alllllll this time when Reid was blocking Keystone?

And, furthermore, why did she include McConnell and Cornyn in this tweet when they are not the ones blocking Keystone? Reid ALONE is to blame for that.

I'm sure the voters of LA are too smart to be fooled by this NAKED, cynical political move by Mary.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 12, 2014 07:31 PM (KL49F)

496
I used to a big supporter of Keystone but now
not so much. As Obama has shown, the US is not necessarily our friend
and we would be wise to find other baskets for our eggs.
Posted by: suitably adequate at November 12, 2014 02:53 PMAnd that is not necessarily a bad thing as many of America's once upon a time friends and allies are finding out........America Alone

Posted by: Rufusrastrasjohnsonbrown at November 12, 2014 08:26 PM (rrBlN)

497 I hope that steaming pile of Schumer didnt punch her lights out in that elevator than can git a feller thrown off a ball team or sumpthin!

Posted by: Concealedkerry or SubMitt at November 12, 2014 09:18 PM (kHv/o)

498 Even if'n the ho dont want him thrown off!

Posted by: Concealedkerry or SubMitt at November 12, 2014 09:19 PM (kHv/o)

499 30
Even the voters in louisiana can't be that stupid can they?

*
*
Don't be so sure. A few beignets here and there, a few crawfish "berls," and wonders can occur.

Posted by: Mary's Campaign Staff at November 13, 2014 08:30 AM (0rbVL)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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