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Number Nine, Number Nine... Fingers Filner Hits on Deputy Mayor of Escondido, No Biggie

the-count-9.jpg

He didn't touch this woman -- no headlock, no weird tongue stuff. Maybe he felt he had to be proper because she was, you know, the Deputy Mayor of a nearby city.

But he did begin peppering her with "What's Your Sitch?" questions at a professional event.

She says she did not feel harassed -- but she did think it was inappropriate, and reported the "strange encounter" to San Diego Democratic head Jess Durfee, who thanked her for the information and then, of course, did nothing.

Despite the fact that the major players here -- Lori Saldana, Jess Durfee -- are alive and perfectly capable of communicating the national media continues its intense interest in not asking them any questions.

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM




Comments

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1 He's getting close to Tiger Wood's numbers now...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 01, 2013 07:47 PM (d6TfZ)

2 Must admit, the man's got him some mad skillz...now, DENY, DENY, DENY!

Posted by: Slick Willie at August 01, 2013 07:47 PM (ujrve)

3 Of course, in fairness, Tiger's "women" were more than willing...I don't think these women are welcoming the attention from this perve.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 01, 2013 07:48 PM (d6TfZ)

4 "sitch"..? peruvian slang?

Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 07:49 PM (bJm7W)

5 Despite the fact that the major players here -- Lori Saldana, Jess
Durfee -- are alive and perfectly capable of communicating the national
media continues its intense interest in not asking them any questions.



What difference would it make?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 01, 2013 07:49 PM (z9HTb)

6 ...of course, in fairness, Tiger's "women" were more than willing...

Willing, schmilling -- the man's gotta feed his needs!!!

Posted by: Slick Willie at August 01, 2013 07:50 PM (ujrve)

7 look, we know he's guilty so we don't really need to discuss it.

you friends,
the Democrats

Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 07:50 PM (bJm7W)

8 I know Filner was active in the Civil Rights movement, but I'm not sure what all this sex scandal stuff is all about.

Hmmmm. Best just to wait for more details and maybe a court confirmation.

Posted by: Politico at August 01, 2013 07:51 PM (xvolr)

9
We transition from a picture of a Romanian diplomat to The Count?

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Vlad Teppes at August 01, 2013 07:51 PM (UWFpX)

10 WTF is "sitch?" Situation?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2013 07:51 PM (lVPtV)

11 Look, I know Filner is not a literal bloodsucker like the Count, but what he actually sucks is worse.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at August 01, 2013 07:51 PM (xDqmM)

12 Escondido is a good band

http://youtu.be/aynEsO8vGfQ

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2013 07:51 PM (2up3Q)

13 I don't know what "What's your stich" means either.

Time for another Republican sex scandal. Colin Powell probably won't make up for Filner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2013 07:52 PM (iQit/)

14 It was more like "How's your snatch" questions. She's just being nice.

Posted by: Dirty Sexy Filner at August 01, 2013 07:52 PM (Aif/5)

15 If Gloria Allred hasn't complained, then there's no "there" there.

Your friends at The MSM

Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 07:52 PM (bJm7W)

16 Did anyone check if Filcher's house has the windows boarded up and the doorknobs removed?

Posted by: Ariel Castro at August 01, 2013 07:52 PM (BTguA)

17 Hmmmm. Best just to wait for more details and maybe a court confirmation.
Posted by: Politico


Oh come on. Courts are usually wrong. Like in Sanford, Florida.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at August 01, 2013 07:52 PM (xDqmM)

18 We won, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
Now go away before we audit you

Posted by: Obama and the DNC at August 01, 2013 07:52 PM (entLs)

19 "Sitch" = situation

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 01, 2013 07:53 PM (GEICT)

20 oh I get it... nine women... a sitch in nine saves time!


Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 07:53 PM (bJm7W)

21 Given Filner's well know rep, I'm pretty sure allowing yourself to even be in the same zip code is a defacto "invitation"

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 07:53 PM (S3yfV)

22 Ladies, we support abortion, those tits are OURS. Now make with the sexing.

Posted by: Liberal Horndogs at August 01, 2013 07:53 PM (MMC8r)

23
Maybe we can make Mr. Filner our new ambassador to Peruvia just to get him out of the news. The Republicans will rubber stamp anything I put in front of them.

Posted by: President TFG at August 01, 2013 07:53 PM (mETGQ)

24 Wake me when we get to Accuser #69. Already hit Spitzer's Client #9 it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 01, 2013 07:53 PM (ZLyB4)

25 At this point I'll be surprised if Filner hasn't drooled on Colin Powell too. Colin might like it; Bob's a Democrat.

Did you know Bob's a Democrat? Because the news won't tell you.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at August 01, 2013 07:53 PM (xDqmM)

26 And I repeat....is anyone to the center/left keeping it in their pants?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 01, 2013 07:54 PM (GEICT)

27 not really apropos of anything, but did you guys see that ASININE viral vid of the little tiny girl saying "vag"

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH

made me homicidal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2013 07:54 PM (2up3Q)

28 "...at a political event for women in 2010." Dude, this seems to be his m.o. I wonder if any women will be coming forward from the rape survivors event he just attended.

Posted by: no good deed at August 01, 2013 07:54 PM (WmLrU)

29 19
"Sitch" = situation



Damn. I won with a wild guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2013 07:54 PM (lVPtV)

30 Why did these fuckers protect him? He's not some golden boy. He has done nothing and frankly he is repulsive to look at. Why the hell did he even get elected?

Posted by: Hands Off My Weiner! at August 01, 2013 07:54 PM (tCBZk)

31 "That's a nice bike path you've proposed, how about I plow you under my desk first?"

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 01, 2013 07:54 PM (ZshNr)

32 No, really, ladies. We're politically correct so we can do anything we want to you.

Posted by: Liberal Horndogs at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (MMC8r)

33 And I repeat....is anyone to the center/left keeping it in their pants?

Oh. My. God.

Henry Waxman.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (xDqmM)

34 Oh for Pete's sake, will these slutbags just STFU and let us take care of their vaginas already? No gratitude at all.

Posted by: Democrat Party at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (xvolr)

35 Same ol' sitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXG0q0qesRw

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (BuAsv)

36 Then Filner says, "You're not the boss of me!"


Sound familiar?

Posted by: DM at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (g8+Vr)

37 is anyone to the center/left keeping it in their pants?

New democrat dress code: kilts, commando.

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (S3yfV)

38 Posted by: Obama and the DNC at August 01, 2013 07:52 PM (entLs)

Thanks a lot.

Posted by: J. Christopher Stevens at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (ujrve)

39 I'm so sick of this shit. Taking a break.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2013 07:56 PM (lVPtV)

40 Purp you mean the mankinis to go with the murses?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 01, 2013 07:56 PM (ZLyB4)

41 New democrat dress code: kilts, commando.

Teddy Kennedy already codified the scotch.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at August 01, 2013 07:56 PM (xDqmM)

42 We can use you like sex objects as long as we oppose those Evil Republicans doing the same thing. Or even not doing it.

Posted by: Liberal Horndogs at August 01, 2013 07:56 PM (MMC8r)

43 New democrat dress code: kilts, commando.

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (S3yfV)



Woah woah woah. Easy on the kilts laddie.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)

44 Deputy Mayor? Mmm, posse.

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (Hx2XA)

45
is anyone to the center/left keeping it in their pants?

New democrat dress code: kilts, commando.

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 07:55 PM (S3yfV)

You left out Botox and pant suits.

Posted by: President TFG at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (mETGQ)

46 The Count-

I count Filner's ladies down the hall..
I count those he groped while in the mall.
I count the ones she said rude things to
I count them one. I count them all.

I'm telling you. I expect a bakers dozen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (iQit/)

47 Blah, blah, blah, who's up for a waitress sandwich??!!??!!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (xvolr)

48 I'm sick of this shit too Jane

apparently so long as I'm allowed to murder my children, I have to excuse rape and assault in return

makes total sense

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (2up3Q)

49 "Hey baby, let me show you my caber..."

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (S3yfV)

50 What can I say?...the bitchez dig me!

Posted by: Dirty Rotten Filner - D at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (ujrve)

51 my friends, you have nothing to fear from Mayor Filner.

Yours, John McCain

Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (bJm7W)

52 "...you can help me toss it..."

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 07:58 PM (S3yfV)

53 Hey BlackOrchid, question. Did you ever get a chance to look at that logo? Not trying to pressure you, just curious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 01, 2013 07:58 PM (GEICT)

54 Your Deputy Mayor. How much? We want to buy her.

Posted by: Bob Filner, Enrollee, Sensitivity Training Centers of Cleveland at August 01, 2013 07:59 PM (8ZskC)

55 www.youtube.com/embed/GLdim8hWR44"
Seems appropritate

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 01, 2013 07:59 PM (jucos)

56 no I should do it now - I was busy but slowish now

sorry! and I got Fusion to finally work. PIECE OF GARBAGE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2013 07:59 PM (2up3Q)

57
WTF is "sitch?" Situation?

Totes.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 01, 2013 07:59 PM (qoQi/)

58 And the perfidy of the MFM (delenda est) continues.

Because they're lying little shitbags, that's why.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 01, 2013 07:59 PM (qyfb5)

59 Feminists? They've already sold you to us, ladies. This is what the French call droit du seigneur.

Posted by: Liberal Horndogs at August 01, 2013 08:00 PM (MMC8r)

60 sorry! and I got Fusion to finally work. PIECE OF GARBAGE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2013 07:59 PM (2up3Q)



Lol. No worries.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 01, 2013 08:00 PM (GEICT)

61 Ignore 55

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at August 01, 2013 08:00 PM (jucos)

62 Come on, Ace, we shouldn't have to Google search for images...

She's got weird eyes, but a pretty nice figure for a middle aged woman. She looks like a goer.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2013 08:00 PM (BeSEI)

63 Filner's wife must be a piece of work too. He should have had about 50 steak knives in his chest by now.

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 08:01 PM (S3yfV)

64 >>>10
WTF is "sitch?" Situation?

there sort of was a link explaining this right there....

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2013 08:01 PM (/IWYB)

65 26


And I repeat....is anyone to the center/left keeping it in their pants?

Judging by the size of her pants, Hillary! appears to be keeping lots in there.

Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 08:01 PM (bJm7W)

66 37...New democrat dress code: kilts, commando.

Oh I hope not, Purp.
Because that would be kinda hawt.
Which is why I've been hoping that some of our conservative candidates would wear kilts.

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2013 08:01 PM (weSmW)

67 Bob, is it supposed to be soft like this?

Posted by: Mandy Pepperidge at August 01, 2013 08:01 PM (8ZskC)

68 Maybe Filner should have smuggled some arms to Mexican drug lords or Syrian Islamists. Now there's a phony scandal.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at August 01, 2013 08:01 PM (xDqmM)

69 Waiting for Democrats and the media (yes, I know) to trot out the meme that people who express interest in Weiner, Filner, Spitzer, etc. are exhibiting unhealthy--if not perverse--obsession with the sex lives of a bunch of creepy guys. If you're a man, it's probably a sign of latent homosexuality.

Posted by: Department oDepartment of Redundancy Department at August 01, 2013 08:02 PM (aOnaK)

70 When Bob Filner comes over, the fish stops swimming.

Posted by: Repurposed Eddie Murphy Joke to Save The Planet at August 01, 2013 08:02 PM (MMC8r)

71 TCM is now showing again The Big Sleep.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 01, 2013 08:02 PM (ZLyB4)

72 Aren't you supposed to be a little bit... tired... at age seventy?

Or maybe the fountain of youth is filled with pervert punch.

Posted by: George Orwell, the least interesting commenter in the world at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (xDqmM)

73 hey, so he wanted to put his pooch in her stooch! what's the big deal?!

Dice Clay on the comeback trail

Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (bJm7W)

74 "Oh yeah, he's just that way."


War on women, anyone?

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (Hx2XA)

75 of course, in fairness, Tiger's "women" were more than willing...


willing, and well compensated to go away

Posted by: Eldrick at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (Pr6hk)

76 Why did these fuckers protect him? He's not some golden boy.

Bob and I were the first people to introduce Progressivism to California, and he was the first Proggymayor to infiltrate that once-red city. Shut up. That's why.

Posted by: Bela Pelosi at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (qkZxk)

77 I watched The Maltese Falcon this afternoon(DVR'I'd).

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (ZshNr)

78 there sort of was a link explaining this right there....

Posted by: ace at August 01, 2013 08:01 PM (/IWYB)



There you go expecting us to do shit and stuff

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (GEICT)

79 Bob Filner is best known as the only big city mayor in the U.S. who attempted to enact a city ordinance re-instituting the practice of prima nocte.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2013 08:03 PM (8ZskC)

80 63 Filner's wife must be a piece of work too. He should have had about 50 steak knives in his chest by now.

It must be in the Dem playbook...that wives should look the other way.

Aside from Hillary and Huma, there have been other D-wives who have been enablers.

Like in the case of John Edwards.
I find it hard to believe that his wife didn't know what was going on.

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2013 08:04 PM (weSmW)

81 At least she's hittable.

She'd probably still look good in a grannykini, unlike Weiner's tramp.

Posted by: zsasz at August 01, 2013 08:05 PM (MMC8r)

82 Filner's wife must be a piece of work too. He should have had about 50 steak knives in his chest by now.


Posted by: Purp

The women who stay with these guys are also whores. They stay in it for the money and status.

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2013 08:05 PM (Hx2XA)

83 Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2013 07:57 PM (2up3Q)

Don't forget he was a freedom rider too. The left doesn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2013 08:05 PM (iQit/)

84 72 -

I think the answer to your question is decidedly no. I've heard some men, even into their 80s and beyond will tell you it's not that they want it less, it's that their equipment isn't capable of doing the job... hence, the billions of dollars spent each year on ED meds.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 01, 2013 08:06 PM (BeSEI)

85 There are two americas, one for politicians who say they are pro-choice, and one for all you tea bagging racists.

Now is my time for the exercise yard, Boss?

Posted by: Breck Girl at August 01, 2013 08:07 PM (Pr6hk)

86 Like my license plate says: IB6UB9

Posted by: Bob Filner at August 01, 2013 08:07 PM (FsqHK)

87
Like in the case of John Edwards.
I find it hard to believe that his wife didn't know what was going on.
----------

Maybe, maybe not. Her "played after she died" comments were apparently pretty nasty toward him, and went a long way toward trashing what little reputation had survived the revelation of the affair.

Posted by: Vlad Teppes at August 01, 2013 08:07 PM (UWFpX)

88 look, in the old days, kings and princes had their wives at the court and their mistresses on the side. You expect their modern want-to-be's act any different?

Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 08:08 PM (bJm7W)

89 She'd probably still look good in a grannykini, unlike Weiner's tramp.

Posted by: zsasz

I can't stop throwing up...

Posted by: the photographer at August 01, 2013 08:08 PM (Hx2XA)

90 @3: "I don't think these women are welcoming the attention from this perve."

Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Perve Villechaize at August 01, 2013 08:09 PM (FsqHK)

91 Like my license plate says: IB6UB9

What a coincidence!

Posted by: Mo at August 01, 2013 08:09 PM (d7tB2)

92
I think the answer to your question is decidedly no. I've heard some men, even into their 80s and beyond will tell you it's not that they want it less, it's that their equipment isn't capable of doing the job... hence, the billions of dollars spent each year on ED meds.
------------

They just don't know what they're doing. I was hundreds of years old when I met Mrs. Harker, but one look into my eyes was all that it took to cause her to start swooning for me.

Posted by: Vlad Teppes at August 01, 2013 08:09 PM (UWFpX)

93 Filner: Serial Thriller

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 01, 2013 08:10 PM (BVkEs)

94
Like in the case of John Edwards.
I find it hard to believe that his wife didn't know what was going on.


How can you tell that she knows he's being cheated on and lets it happen?

She denies it with venom and hatred toward those who bring it up.

Elizabeth Edwards was a nasty piece of work and a power leech.

Posted by: zsasz at August 01, 2013 08:10 PM (MMC8r)

95 76...he was the first Proggymayor to infiltrate that once-red city.

Which is why the Dems are keeping him there, and not screaming for him to resign.

They're busy installing their proggy-programs throughout the city and the school systems there.

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2013 08:10 PM (weSmW)

96 These bitches aren't playing, bro.

youtube.com/watch?v=mCDGS9vMpD8

Posted by: Pinchy Filner at August 01, 2013 08:10 PM (K7xnX)

97 88 -

Yes, we do.

Posted by: 25K Revolutionary War Dead at August 01, 2013 08:10 PM (BeSEI)

98
This may sound filthy and wrong in this thread, but I missed the last thread and I need to say I would bone that Romanian spy like a spy on a spy in a spy movie that has long, hard sweaty spy sex with cool spy video starring me as "The Spy".

Ok I guess my comment wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2013 08:11 PM (4+FWp)

99 Elizabeth Edwards was a nasty piece of work and a power leech.

Which doesn't rule out that she didn't know until it was leaked in the press.

Even sociopaths can get bilked from time to time. There's even that saying that one can't cheat an honest man . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 01, 2013 08:13 PM (d7tB2)

100 Just because you felt up a caboose doesn't mean you were on the Freedom Train.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 01, 2013 08:14 PM (BQ10H)

101 This may sound filthy and wrong in this thread, but I
missed the last thread and I need to say I would bone that Romanian spy
like a spy on a spy in a spy movie that has long, hard sweaty spy sex
with cool spy video starring me as "The Spy".

Ok I guess my comment wasn't that bad.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Have "Q" make one of these "cigars" for you...

Posted by: Me, Bill Clinton at August 01, 2013 08:14 PM (Hx2XA)

102 I taught Colin how to play "tune in Tokyo" so enough with the phony scandals involving him...

Posted by: Fingers (if I only had training I could have avoided crossing the line while caressing those women) at August 01, 2013 08:14 PM (Cjjf6)

103 Its time to do an Operation Chaos to keep dirtbags like Filner, Weiner and Spitzer in their campaigns and embarrass the dems.

Posted by: Iblis at August 01, 2013 08:15 PM (9221z)

104 I am so looking forward to seeing as a headline - Sen. Graham Mace'd.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 01, 2013 08:15 PM (ZLyB4)

105 Good grief, ace, I'm still like three posts behind.

Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2013 08:16 PM (sdi6R)

106 C'mon people, she was totally hitting on me. She said she was they deputy mayor of Escondil......oh....EsconDIDO. Innocent mistake, folks. Innocent mistake.

Posted by: Bob Filner at August 01, 2013 08:16 PM (FsqHK)

107 If the press and DC rumor mill knew about John Edwards for months, his wife knew.

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2013 08:16 PM (Hx2XA)

108 Hey baby, can I have some more?

Gone, the damage done.

This guy is a sick puppy dog. Doesn't deserve any sympathy. Screw him, and screw any reporters or party people who protect him. Accessories after the fact, all of them.

Posted by: Neil Young at August 01, 2013 08:18 PM (Cjjf6)

109 Count


I count all the many Filners "sitch"
He did all that without a glitch.

Democrat Boys just gotta have "fun"
Normal people think he's a big time scum.

We're up to nine already you see.
Will the MSM see it?-Tee Hee Hee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2013 08:18 PM (iQit/)

110 Librarian, "You don't look like a man who collects first editions."

Marlowe, "I also collect blondes and bottles."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 01, 2013 08:19 PM (ZLyB4)

111 Could Filner have NEVER actually scored with this kind of thing? Hard to believe he hits on everything that moves and NEVER scores with some bit of tail that's looking to advance herself. Or would he not go that far? Would it just be about the random grope?

It seems like this thing is a never-ending iceberg.

Posted by: zsasz at August 01, 2013 08:19 PM (MMC8r)

112 @103: "Its time to do an Operation Chaos to keep dirtbags like Filner, Weiner and Spitzer in their campaigns and embarrass the dems."

Yeah, because it worked like a charm the first time around.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 01, 2013 08:19 PM (FsqHK)

113 Why buy the cow when you can rub your hands all over her in your neighbor's barn?

Posted by: Mayor Filner, smelling his fingers, smiling at August 01, 2013 08:19 PM (Hx2XA)

114 Ft. Hood Jihadist Nidal Hasan Renounces His Citizenship, Says American Democracy Incompatible With Sharia Law…



Good, ship him to Gitmo, preferably with a bullet in the back of his head.

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 01, 2013 08:20 PM (9Xc5j)

115 And then there are the Kennedy wives...

Didn't Rose Kennedy herself admit once that it's the "wife's duty" to look the other way when their husbands had affairs?

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2013 08:20 PM (weSmW)

116 "If you're looking for sympathy it's between shit and syphilis I the dictionary

Posted by: Wisdom of a Gunnery Sergeant at August 01, 2013 08:21 PM (Cjjf6)

117 113 Why buy the cow when you can rub your hands all over her in your neighbor's barn?
Posted by: Mayor Filner, smelling his fingers, smiling at August 01, 2013 08:19 PM (Hx2XA)

MOOO means NO!

Posted by: Bessie at August 01, 2013 08:21 PM (NEIxp)

118 The wives of high profile senators got their own internal intelligence network. If hubby is out getting some strange, word is gonna get back to them.

Posted by: Purp at August 01, 2013 08:21 PM (S3yfV)

119 I am so looking forward to seeing as a headline - Sen. Graham Mace'd.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 01, 2013 08:15 PM (ZLyB4)

Love it! Would LOVE to see her take him down. Grahamnesty needs to go.

Posted by: pforeman at August 01, 2013 08:23 PM (vF5An)

120 >>the national media continues its intense interest in not asking them any questions

Intense interest?

Never, cables, etc.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 01, 2013 08:24 PM (SUKHu)

121
feel good story

vet is blinded in Iraqi Freedom

comes home and helps found Wounded Warriors

Got to throw out the first pitch at the Pittsburgh game tonight

a strike

Posted by: thunderb at August 01, 2013 08:25 PM (zOTsN)

122 Hey, it worked for so long, on so many women, I thought it was OK.

You feel me?

Because I'd like to feel you.

Posted by: Bob "touchy-feely" Filner at August 01, 2013 08:25 PM (4WhSY)

123 So...he must look in the mirror and say to himself, "Man, you are fine and desirable." When he leaves the room the mirror cracks with laughter. Who thinks that he is such a catch he can do this with any female he meets?

Posted by: Christyblinky, Queen of Scandals and train derailments at August 01, 2013 08:26 PM (baL2B)

124 The wives of high profile senators got their own internal intelligence network.

Really? Why? I'd like to see a link for this.

The wives are there to serve a noble at the court, the man who was actually elected. (Same with the husbands of the ladies at the court - ladies like Patty Murray and Sheila Jackson Lee.)

There is no reason for any intelligence network to serve the consorts when they can just serve the lords and ladies.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 01, 2013 08:26 PM (d7tB2)

125 111 Could Filner have NEVER actually scored with this kind of thing? Hard to believe he hits on everything that moves and NEVER scores with some bit of tail that's looking to advance herself.

Posted by: zsasz

---------

Good point.
He probably *has* gotten results with this sort of thing.
In the past.
When he wasn't so gross.

That's why he's still doing it.

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2013 08:27 PM (weSmW)

126 Posted by: thunderb at August 01, 2013 08:25 PM (zOTsN)

MEH...so what.

Posted by: Preznit Throws Like a Girl at August 01, 2013 08:27 PM (ujrve)

127 >>Got to throw out the first pitch at the Pittsburgh game tonight

Cool. Good thing Biden wasn't there to tell him to watch the replay on the big screen.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 01, 2013 08:29 PM (SUKHu)

128 Get out of my sock, Charlie.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 01, 2013 08:30 PM (SUKHu)

129 btw, I just looked up SJL's spouse, Elwyn, and I'm getting a hearty LOL at his professional title. "Vice President for Community Relations and Institutional Access at the University of Houston".

I am sure that Elwyn Lee earned that lofty position entirely due to his rigorous scholastic output.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 01, 2013 08:30 PM (d7tB2)

130 Ft. Hood Jihadist Nidal Hasan Renounces His Citizenship, Says American Democracy Incompatible With Sharia Law…

Bang up job the NSA did missing the warning signs with that cowardly traitorous sack of shit.

Too busy examining the e-mails of people with Gadsden flags in WordPress avatars, I guess.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 01, 2013 08:30 PM (BuAsv)

131 124 The wives of high profile senators got their own internal intelligence network.

Really? Why? I'd like to see a link for this.

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I think the key word there, is...internal.

As in, gossip value.
Power wives love to shovel shit on each other.

Posted by: wheatie at August 01, 2013 08:30 PM (weSmW)

132 4 "sitch"..? peruvian slang?
Posted by: Mallfly at August 01, 2013 07:49 PM (bJm7W)



Fremen base of operations.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 01, 2013 08:31 PM (dvRYt)

133 "I am sure that Elwyn Lee earned that lofty position entirely due to his rigorous scholastic output."

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo

To be fair, that is the University of Houston, or as we who went to school in Austin or College Station call it, "Cougar High".

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at August 01, 2013 08:32 PM (d6TfZ)

134 When some men get older they lose their "filter" that used to tell them to not get all handsy with the ladies. See "dirty old man". He probably was a pervert when he was younger and later in life forgot he was old and hideous. He needs to be taken to Alaska in the winter and set out on the front porch for the night.

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2013 08:32 PM (Hx2XA)

135 114 Ft. Hood Jihadist Nidal Hasan Renounces His Citizenship, Says American Democracy Incompatible With Sharia Law…

Great, then forget the trial and get straight to sentencing. I'm going with firing squad.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2013 08:32 PM (NEIxp)

136 I think the key word there, is...internal.



As in, gossip value.

Power wives love to shovel shit on each other.



Posted by: wheatie

True. No way in hell she was "the last to know".

Posted by: Dang at August 01, 2013 08:34 PM (Hx2XA)

137 Which once again exposes the need for the Texas "I fuckin said no, boom" law.

Posted by: UWP at August 01, 2013 08:34 PM (r98SZ)

138 Power wives love to shovel shit on each other.

Okay, this, I might believe.

I could easily picture a Kennedy wife, out on the town because hubby was busy in a late-night session, sorting books with his longtime personal secretary, blabbing tearful secrets to a Clinton aide over cosmopolitan #4.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 01, 2013 08:34 PM (d7tB2)

139 Nidal Hasan renounced his citizenship?
Execute him, that's Sharia Law for you!

Posted by: CarolT at August 01, 2013 08:35 PM (s0f54)

140 He needs to be taken to Alaska in the winter and set out on the front porch for the night.

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=28999712405

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 01, 2013 08:36 PM (d7tB2)

141 Count

Number nine is for the Deputy Mayor of Escondido
I count Filner has a big, big problem with his libido.

The "Audacity of Grope" somebody named it.
All the counters should publicly shame it.

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Thanks, Ace. For "The Count" It gives me something to play on and I'm enjoying it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2013 08:37 PM (iQit/)

142
Filner's wife must be a piece of work too. He should have had about 50 steak knives in his chest by now.

Actually, he's divorced. He was engaged, but his betrothed told him to FOAD when these accusations became public. So yes, ladies, the hottest property in San Diego, (Crotch grab, creepy leer), is Uh-Vail-Uh-Bull!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 01, 2013 08:38 PM (qoQi/)

143 I noticed a lot of folks talking about Filner's wife. He doesn't have one. He was engaged but she broke it off when shit started to go south. I believe he was married prior and was divorced - but I don;t care enough to go check for sure.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 01, 2013 08:39 PM (mHjMr)

144 ...and SW beats me to it. Owe you a beer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 01, 2013 08:40 PM (mHjMr)

145 "Our domestic surveillance programs are 56 from 62 in the time we've trampled your rights." In baseball numbers that's mythical proportions.

Posted by: Stastically Speaking at August 01, 2013 08:40 PM (Cjjf6)

146 Given the quantity of dem pervs, I'd say they were allweird, but I don't want to profile anyone...

Posted by: Beasts of England at August 01, 2013 08:41 PM (RimCT)

147 FTR, Divorced twice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2013 08:43 PM (iQit/)

148 146 Given the quantity of dem pervs, I'd say they were allweird, but I don't want to profile anyone...
Posted by: Beasts of England at August 01, 2013 08:41 PM (RimCT)

Beasts? Is that you? and profile away...the pervert wacko class

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 01, 2013 08:45 PM (ga+7c)

149 He was engaged, but his betrothed told him to FOAD when these accusations became public

Divorced twice; fiancée #3 wised up.

When the accusations were made public.

Did she not get a hint beforehand? Didn't someone warn her that, maybe, she should keep looking?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 01, 2013 08:47 PM (d7tB2)

150 I remember seeing a gag in an old Hustler magazine when I was a pup.

The Hustler Dictionary define woman as: A life support system for a vagina.

Apparently it's now the official Democratic Party platform.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at August 01, 2013 08:52 PM (6WVi+)

151 Fascinating how all these targets of Bobby The Grope's affection are so careful to keep their complaints within the shadow government (aka the Dem party.)

Posted by: JEM at August 01, 2013 08:52 PM (o+SC1)

152 @150 obviously "life support" is mutually exclusive from the "war on women" TM

Posted by: Stastically Speaking at August 01, 2013 08:55 PM (Cjjf6)

153 C'mon, who hasn't headlocked a subordinate?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 01, 2013 08:59 PM (BVkEs)

154 Ironically, I saw the most gropable woman on the Amtrak fromDC to NY why if I had the moral compass of Filner, she'd be singing Natalie Imbruglia "Torn"

Posted by: Stastically Speaking at August 01, 2013 09:00 PM (Cjjf6)

155
Being a democrat woman means having to put out to male democrat pols.
Suck it up ladies.

Posted by: Jack at August 01, 2013 09:01 PM (gWHwW)

156 I guess I still have the missing Filner filter

Posted by: Stastically Speaking at August 01, 2013 09:02 PM (Cjjf6)

157 You know how to get the best sex? Join a civil rights movement. The women will tolerate almost anything.

Posted by: Filner at August 01, 2013 09:02 PM (gWHwW)

158 Filner's only real fuck-up is that he's not black. Sucks to be him.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 01, 2013 09:03 PM (lL1xY)

159
Hey rich-at-gmu! Yep, saw Capt. Hate over here the other day. Can't JOM anymore for some weird reason - been trying!

Posted by: Beasts of England at August 01, 2013 09:03 PM (RimCT)

160 I guess it'll soon be easier to ask, "OK, who didn't Filner molest?" But not for the MFM. It'll remain equally difficult to ask.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 01, 2013 09:04 PM (eHIJJ)

161 Posted by: Beasts of England at August 01, 2013 09:03 PM (RimCT)

spam filter..I've been hit-and-miss over there too. seems to be getting better though. glad to see you, hope all is well. when I'm over there I'll send up asmoke signal.

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 01, 2013 09:13 PM (ga+7c)

162 @138: "I could easily picture a Kennedy wife, out on the town because hubby was
busy in a late-night session, sorting books with his longtime personal
secretary, blabbing tearful secrets to a Clinton aide over cosmopolitan
#4."

Kennedy wife, late-night, but only Cosmo #4? Not even close, bud.

Posted by: Every bartender in DC at August 01, 2013 09:16 PM (FsqHK)

163 @155: "Being a democrat woman means having to put out to male democrat pols."

Oddly enough, being a Republican male politician means the exact same thing. Fortunately, masters regularly favor us with their seed.

Posted by: John *hic* Boehner & Co. at August 01, 2013 09:19 PM (FsqHK)

164 Thirteen Women, and only one man around.

http://youtu.be/hOSGEEswmqQ

Posted by: 2SoonOLd2LateSmart at August 02, 2013 12:42 AM (E7HkV)

165 that mayor must have gotten more than me. I don't like that.

Posted by: occam at August 02, 2013 08:07 AM (OjZ/F)

166 Filner groped them for the children.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 02, 2013 10:45 PM (si4cu)

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