Second verse, same as the first

I realize what with the writers strike that primetime tee-vee is going into reruns, but I didn't realize that applied to the News as well: Hillary Clinton Records not to be released until after the election, when I'm sure they'll find up conveniently shredded, in the same closet in the Residence as her Rose Law Firm billing files.

Bonus points for the best "Clinton oral history" jokes.

Posted by: Steve-O at 12:32 AM

Comments

1 It's late, but I'll give it a bid:

New Hampshire: I might release those annoying afore-mentioned historical records,

Mississippi: Or-Ahl figger on holdin' on to 'em, and you know what I'm talkin' ah bout.

Posted by: Uncle Pinky at November 07, 2007 02:44 AM (nxinC)

2 Let me sleep on it. That mine is so rich that every time you plunk down a pick you find a nugget the size of a Shannon Elizabeth boob, but it's going on 3 over here, so Ta for the evening.

Posted by: Uncle Pinky at November 07, 2007 02:50 AM (nxinC)

3 Perhaps bootleg CD's will come out before the vinyl records do.

I'm sure Hillary could dance just fine to either.

Posted by: Hucbald at November 07, 2007 09:15 AM (NK1b5)

4 Vince Foster was unavailable for comment . . .

Posted by: The Colossus at November 07, 2007 11:45 AM (ivbbD)

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