Gratuitous 'Fins Posting

Yes, indeedy. A huge and some, ah, most, ah, putt-near-everybody would say, hopeless matchup this weekend. But you never quite know.

Further, I've said in the past that if Miami manages to take at least one game off New England, then the season cannot be considered a total loss no matter what else happens. This year, I think that is especially true.

Therefore, without further ado, and in order to entice the Football Gods to pull the trigger, I give you

TOP TEN THINGS THAT I, ROBBO THE LLAMA BUTCHER, WILL DO IF THE 'FINS UPSET THE PATS THIS WEEKEND:

10. Eat a big ol' bowl of broccoli and califlower.
9. Moonwalk to the office on Monday morning with a "Fins Win" sign on my back.
8. Watch entire extended version of Lord of teh Rings trilogy; Say something positive about Peter Jackson.
7. Send case of champagne to '72 Dolphins. Send case of Zima to Tom Brady.
6. Kitty litter needs cleaning out? No problemo!
5. Give every Pats fan I see a hug, a kiss and teh finger.
4. Answer dinner time telemarketing calls in pig-latin. (Actually, this sounds kinda fun. I may do it anyway.)
3. Suggest a trip to Disneyworld to the Missus and teh Llama-ettes.
2. Call the in-laws just to say I love 'em.
1. Dress up for Halloween as Bill Belichick carrying his own severed head.

Posted by: Robert at 02:15 PM

Comments

Name: (required)

Email: (required)

URL:

Comments:

Processing 0.0, elapsed 0.0046 seconds.
16 queries taking 0.0036 seconds, 7 records returned.
Page size 3 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.