The LLama Butchers

April 04, 2008

Why Can't Wii Be Friends?

Recently, and over my strident objections (ex post facto objections because I only found out about it after the durn thing had been purchased), a Wii was introduced into Orgle Manor.

My greatest fear was of an endless series of battles among the Llama-ettes over the thing akin to a gang of seagulls fighting over a dead crab on a beach. Fortunately, as I am the only person in the house who knows how to correctly hook the plugs into the back of the teevee (where the Wii has to take turns with the DVD player), I have made it clear that the instant I hear any squabbling, I will put the kybosh on anyone playing the thing. So far, this seems to have worked.

The only game that we allow the Llama-ettes to play is the sports package - tennis, golf, baseball and bowling. And of course, because it's there and because I'm a guy, I've tried it out for myself.

And you know what I realized last evening? I really don't like it. Sure, the novelty of the technology is gripping at first, but the truth is that the thing seems to fall flat awfully fast. I find the graphics to be off-putting, the music to be irritating and the games themselves to be in the end rayther dull. I suppose there are many other games out there with considerable more bang and flash, but of course I don't want the gels playing them and I am certainly not going to buy them only for myself.

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That's Not My Church - "The More You Tighten Your Grip, The More Systems Will Slip Through Your Fingers" Division

Wow. Looks like the Rebel Alliance has scored an early victory against the Episcopal Diocese of Virginny:

A Fairfax circuit judge has awarded a favorable judgment to a group of 11 Anglican churches that were taken to court last fall after breaking away from the Episcopal Diocese of Virginia in late 2006.

In an 83-page opinion released late last night, Judge Randy Bellows ruled that Virginia's Civil War-era “division statute” granting property to departing congregations applies to the Northern Virginia congregations, which are now part of the Nigerian-administered Convocation of Anglicans in North America.

“The court finds that a division has occurred in the diocese,” the judge wrote. “Over 7 percent of the churches in the diocese, 11 percent of its baptized membership and 18 percent of the diocesan average attendance of 32,000 [per Sunday] have left in the past two years.”

The lawsuit, which is the largest property case to date in the history of the Episcopal Church, involves millions of dollars of real estate and assets. With the finding that a division has occurred, the congregations get to keep the property under Virginia law.

Because the diocese and the national Episcopal Church are expected to challenge the constitutionality of Virginia's division statute, the judge has already scheduled arguments for that trial for May 28.

I hesitated about whether to post this at all, given a) that I'm no longer involved and b) that tempers tend to flare 'round here when I post about TEC. In the end I decided to run with it because this is nooz and, if you're interested in this sort of thing, pretty weighty nooz at that.

Curiously, I really don't feel much - what? - passion about the matter anymore. Fifteen months ago, when I was still serving on my church's vestry, I got hauled up and castigated in executive session for daring to speak my thoughts on the Diocese's handling of the breakaway parishes. That was probably the low point of my entire relationship with TEC. But since then, as has been documented ad nausium here, other factors both longstanding and immediate intervened, the result being that I find myself watching this business from an almost academic point of view now. (I use the Star Wars metaphors above simply out of habit.)

Of course, objectively speaking, I still think the Diocese's handling of this matter has been appalling. However, from what I understand, poor old Bishop Lee is receiving his marching orders directly from 815 Central Command in Manhattan and doesn't have much real choice. I sincerely hope that at some point the Episcopalians and Anglicans within Virginia can patch up their grievances with each other and work together for the Greater Good.

Yips! to BabyBlue, who has lots more.

AHEM YIPS from Steve-O:

Frankly, I'm tired of this, and instead of responding by pointing out TARCC's (what, offensive sounding acronyms are only for other people's churches?) record in its, ahem, litigation over the past decade, I'm just going to kiss you both and walk away.


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April 03, 2008

Georgia's High Tech Corridor

Velociman took some snaps on his way down Georgia's High Tech Corridor recently. Judging from the pictures, there are many more High Tech Corridors throughout the south than I ever expected.

Take a look.

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We Hates It

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Regular readers know that ol' Robbo is no fan of air travel. After all, had God intended Llamas to fly, He'd have given them wings.

Nonetheless, life is life and we do the things that need to be done. And in all the travel I've been on in recent months, I've gotten considerably better at calming my fears.

Nonetheless, there's still one aircraft that I particularly cannot stand, and that is the Canadair CRJ 100/200 series. For whatever reason of aerodynamics, it appears that the approved glide-slope for landing one of these beasts requires a high and hard approach, capped off with a most alarming nose-down attitude until just off the tarmac.

It also seems that every time I land in one, it is in the teeth of a gusty cross-wind, something the CRJ does not appear to like very much. Of course, the bobbing, weaving and juking might also be due to the fact that the pilots who fly these crates are way down the totem pole and are either young rooks just starting out or else embittered older losers who have nothing to look forward to and therefore no real reason to care.

And by the way, in terms of scheduling, service and general who-really-gives-a-flying-rat's-patooieness, United Express out of Dulles takes the proverbial cake. Sheesh.

UPDATE: Oh, and just so you don't think I'm ranting against small jets in general (although I don't much like them), I do not have nearly the same gripe with the Embraer ERJ jets that I sometimes have to take: much more passenger-friendly flight characteristics imho.

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Gratuitous Domestic Posting (TM)

This week is the start of soccer season for the Llama-ettes.

The eldest has been playing for the past two years on a very good team, the Creepy Green Leprechauns. They've won their division and captured 1st or 2nd place in the end-of-season mini-tournament three times in a row now (we have separate fall and spring seasons). It has been very gratifying to see the girls growing and coalescing from just a group of kids kicking a ball around to a real team working together for a common goal. All those elements of competitiveness which are carefully excluded from the younger levels of the league really have begun to become an important part of the play now.

Of course, I could go on all day about how gifted and talented the Llama-ette is and be (mostly) truthful about it. However, we have been concerned more and more lately with the fact that she is also prone to laziness. Last fall, I couldn't help noticing that she really was not pulling her weight on the team with any consistency - the times when she really did settle down and concentrate only proving what she could do when she wanted. (And it isn't just the sport - this is a trait we've noticed in the other things she does as well.)

Given the level of play expected out of the girls now and given this concern about the gel learning to make an effort, we've made it clear both to her and to her coach that if, in his opinion, she is not contributing to the team the way she ought to, we will not object to his benching or even cutting her. I'm not sure whether he would actually do this or not, but I reckon that if she thinks he might, the gel might just get off her duff and start trying harder. (The team had its first practice of the season yesterday and I'm told that indeed, she really put her back into it. We'll see if that continues.)

I've told a number of different people about this. Interestingly, about half of them agree whole-heartedly with the approach, while the other half seem horrified. What do you guys think?

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That's My Church! Young Whippersnappers Division

In honor of my crossing the Tiber, my sponsor gave me a small silver crucifix on a chain, together with tags of Augustine and Thomas Aquinas, which I've been wearing rayther discretely ever since.

Up till now, I don't think anyone else at Orgle Manor even noticed. This morning, however, the eagle-eyed ten year old spotted the chain round my neck as I was getting dressed for work. Her first question? "Who are you - Bling-bling Boy?"

Why, I oughta.......

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Gratuitous Nats Posting

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What better way to unclench after a brutal three day bizness trip than to watch the Nats go to 3-0 in a brilliant defensive battle against the Phillies more characteristic of September pennant races than early seaon shaking out? (Boo-rah to Tim Redding for his pitching!) The Nats go for the sweep of Philly this afternoon.

And the new hero of Dee Cee? Ryan Zimmerman. He's been a team leader, but this year looks to be something special - two 1-0 victories, both off Z-man home runs, and last night he was stopping 'em at third like human fly-paper. The kicker? The guy's only 23.

Sure, it may come crashing down at any time, but at the moment, we own the National League East.

GO NATS!!!

ME AND MY BIG MOUTH UPDATE: Nats lose to the Phillies in 10 on a ($#%&*!!bases-loaded walk by Colome. Never mind - we're still on top of the division for the moment.

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April 02, 2008

We are all screwed

according to The Ted because global warming will turn us into cannibals. Via Drudge.

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The angry sisterhood takes a swipe at Firefly

Unbelievable. Via NRO.

VIPS: This angry sistah apparently never saw River Tam The Weapon on YouTube .

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April 01, 2008

SWMNBN fired from the House impeachment committee

Via Hot Air.

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March 31, 2008

Dreams

Best.Blue.Angels.Video.Evaaaahhhh....

Go fullscreen and crank the speakers.

Breathtaking...

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The AARP just got SO incredibly cooler

Christopher Walken, born this day in 1943.

You know what that calls for: more cowbell.

Yips! from Gary:
Let's have that cowbell...

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Inching Closer...

...to the bare minimum level of enthusiasm for the candidacy of John McCain.

Two words: Sela Ward. Mmmmmm.

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Gratuitous Mets Posting

Opening Day, Bay-bee!

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Congrats to Robbo for the Nationals' big win yesterday to kick off the season in their brand new digs.

The competition overall in the NL East promises to be tougher this go around. It's time for the Metsies to shake off the humiliation of last season when they hit September and went down faster than Monica Lewinsky in a blue dress.

Being as the weather in NY is kind of crappy today, I don't mind having the season start in Miami later this afternoon. So, to paraphrase Princess Leia in "Return of the Jedi", now where going to find out if Johan Santana is worth the price they paid. Go Mets!

UPDATE:
Oh yeah. Worth every penny.

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March 30, 2008

Where's Robbo?

Off at the crack of dawn to the hinterlands on bidness, returning Wednesday night. Talk among yourselves until then.

In the meantime, I've no business staying up to see whether the Nats can pull off a win in their first game at the new park, but by golly, I'm a-gonna do it.

Yip! Yip!

UPDATE: Yeah, Baybee! Nats take over first place in the National League East on a 9th Inning shot over the left center wall by Ryan Zimmerman! Woo Hoo!!

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You have got to see

this news clip. A would-be mugger showed a five-inch blade to a geriatric former paratrooper and demanded his cash. The fellow knew something about close combat from World War II and Korea and went on to show this teenager he had picked the wrong seasoned citizen. Via Dr. Rusty and Hot Air.

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I had a bad feeling

when the Future ROTC Scholarship Recipient and his little sister went up to the altar with all the other children at the start of Mass this morning. Moments later, the monsignor asked the assembled kiddies: "What was your favorite part about Easter?" My son promptly responded in a loud voice: "Buzz Lightyear!" and struck the Buzz pose from Toy Story. The priest responded dryly that he would be sure to ask the Gospel writers to include Buzz Lightyear. Mrs. LMC took it well enough but I was ready to crawl under the pew.

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March 29, 2008

"Stop-Loss" joins other anti-war flicks.

In other words, it tanked. Via Drudge.

Yips! from Gary:
And Hollywood is still in denial. When asked about the dismal box-office performance, this is the insightful analysis of the studios:

"No one wants to see Iraq war movies. No matter what we put out there in terms of great cast or trailers, people were completely turned off. It's a function of the marketplace not being ready to address this conflict in a dramatic way because the war itself is something that's unresolved yet. It's a shame because it's a good movie that's just ahead of its time."
Ahead of its time? God help us if we ever reach a point when gratuitous America-bashing becomes popular with movie audiences.

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"For I Haven't Any Sympathy For Ill-Bred Taunts"**

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Swiped from similarly non-cussy Groovy Vic.

I can't seem to find any definition of what is considered "cussing" on the link. If we're talking about the George Carlin Seven Dirty Words sort of thing, I can say that I just about never use such language - in real life or on the blog - because I think it low. Taking the Lord's name in vain? Well, that's a somewhat different matter and rayther a bad habit of mine.

** Spot the quote. And if you can't? Why damme, it's too bad!

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So I Married A Looney

The Missus, seized by the daemonic energy that seems to routinely use her for an outlet, decided to take the gels off to the Smithsonian's Kite Festival this afternoon. This is one of the kick-off events for Dee Cee's National Cherry Blossom Festival, which also starts this weekend and is perfectly timed this year because I understand the cherries are in peak bloom at the moment.

I've got a lot of work to do today so did not object all that strenuously beyond pointing out that a) kite-flying might be problematic, since there's not much wind today, and b) everybody and his brother is going to be down on the Mall. You can call me a misanthrope if you like, but that kind of crowding gives me the creeps: I wouldn't go within ten miles of the place at a time like this, especially whilst shepherding our three maniacs. Just thinking about it makes me tired.

In the meantime, I just can't help posting this classic sketch, which has been floating about in my mind ever since they left (sorry about the sound quality):

Yes, yes, I kid. But I kid because I love.

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