Update: The Twice-Deported Honduran Terrorist Who Panicked a Plane by Claiming He Had a Bomb and Rushing the Cockpit... Was Allowed to Stay In the US by a Judge Because He Claimed He Was "Transgender"

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that the reason this 2x previously deported illegal alien was released into the country after his third illegal crossing in 2019 is because he claimed to be transgender and claimed fear of being killed in his home country on his asylum application, which was approved in early 2020. DHS has provided that section from his application 👇🏻
DHS alleges that this was a blatant case of asylum fraud and the "gaming of a weak asylum system."
This detail first scooped by @JennieSTaer

BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that the reason this 2x previously deported illegal alien was released into the country after his third illegal crossing in 2019 is because he claimed to be transgender and claimed fear of being killed in his home country on his asylum application, which was approved in early 2020. DHS has provided that section from his application 👇🏻
DHS alleges that this was a blatant case of asylum fraud and the “gaming of a weak asylum system.”
This detail first scooped by @JennieSTaer.
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) November 12, 2026

They have infinite lies they're told to claim to gain asylum.

And when they're caught lying, you still can't deport them, because the open borders Democrats com-splain that lies in your immigration or asylum filings are merely "paperwork crimes."

They're claiming this now with Ilhan Omar, as it becomes more and more obvious she's guilty of every crime she's accused of.

Matt Robinson
@mattrobinson
Oct 28
Jonathan Turley Rejects Hasan Piker's Defense of Ilhan Omar Federal Immigration Investigation
Constitutional attorney Jonathan Turley joined Fox News Channel's "The Story" to address online political commentator Hasan Piker's characterization of the federal investigation into Representative Ilhan Omar. Piker recently dismissed the federal probe targeting the Minnesota congresswoman's immigration background, marital history, and financial filings as a minor paperwork violation.
Turley strongly rejected that interpretation, stating that the criminal code is largely comprised of paperwork violations, including serious offenses like tax evasion, bank fraud, and extortion. He emphasized that the allegations constitute serious immigration fraud. Legal experts note that if Omar's citizenship application relied on a false age to piggyback off her father's naturalization application as a minor, the federal government could seek to revoke her citizenship entirely rather than allowing a simple administrative correction.
The ongoing investigation has brought additional scrutiny to several facets of Omar's past, including her late father's potential role as a colonel in an abusive Somali regime and unverified allegations concerning her previous marriage. Turley criticized mainstream media outlets for failing to press the lawmaker on specific inconsistencies, such as deleted social media posts, alleged staff directives to alter birth dates on official documents, and her ambiguous responses regarding her familial relationships.

Jonathan Turley Rejects Hasan Piker's Defense of Ilhan Omar Federal Immigration Investigation
Constitutional attorney Jonathan Turley joined Fox News Channel's "The Story" to address online political commentator Hasan Piker's characterization of the federal investigation into Representative Ilhan Omar. Piker recently dismissed the federal probe targeting the Minnesota congresswoman's immigration background, marital history, and financial filings as a minor paperwork violation.
Turley strongly rejected that interpretation, stating that the criminal code is largely comprised of paperwork violations, including serious offenses like tax evasion, bank fraud, and extortion. He emphasized that the allegations constitute serious immigration fraud. Legal experts note that if Omar's citizenship application relied on a false age to piggyback off her father's naturalization application as a minor, the federal government could seek to revoke her citizenship entirely rather than allowing a simple administrative correction.
The ongoing investigation has brought additional scrutiny to several facets of Omar's past, including her late father's potential role as a colonel in an abusive Somali regime and unverified allegations concerning her previous marriage. Turley criticized mainstream media outlets for failing to press the lawmaker on specific inconsistencies, such as deleted social media posts, alleged staff directives to alter birth dates on official documents, and her ambiguous responses regarding her familial relationships.
— Matt Robinson (@mattrobinson) October 28, 2026

🚨 UPDATE: Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar Elmi is acting SMUG when confronted with her immigration fraud and federal investigation after Dems won the midterms
Except the DOJ investigation is FULL STEAM AHEAD
TURLEY: "[Dems in power] DOESN'T take out the Department of Justice...the Obama admin thought there might be evidence of FRAUD by her. The Biden administration investigated it. Both of those investigations ended up being suddenly stopped. But there is growing evidence here and she's doing very little to address those questions!"
She should not be allowed to be seated in Congress come January.
Not only is it a FAKE NAME but she committed fraud just to get here!
I hope the case is building fast enough to get her OUT of Congress ASAP.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 11, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM

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1 There it is.

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 02:16 PM (ewaym)

2 THE BLADE IS SHARP TODAY

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

3 To be fair he does look like many a trans female.

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 02:17 PM (ewaym)

4 How many boxes are they gonna let TFG check?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 02:17 PM (RIvkX)

5 Of course.

OF COURSE.

This is what happens when you allow elections to be stolen by people who hate your country.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2026 02:17 PM (N1DT3)

6 Except the DOJ investigation is FULL STEAM AHEAD
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Sure, Jan. Wake me when she is en route

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 02:18 PM (RIvkX)

7 Ace, I thought I saw a picture of him in his trans beauty- same face, beard etc, but red lipstick. lol.

Maybe it was AI. I should go find it.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

8 How many boxes are they gonna let TFG check?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 02:17 PM (RIvkX)
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Apparently all of them.

And then they'll keep adding boxes until enough of them are checked off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2026 02:19 PM (s2iZv)

9 THE BLADE IS SHARP TODAY
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

Seems it could use some time with a whetstone.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2026 02:20 PM (N1DT3)

10 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones stentoriously "Nothing will happen." at November 12, 2026 02:20 PM (0sNs1)

11
Some NGO instructed the Honduran to claim he was transgender.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 12, 2026 02:21 PM (4Aqsh)

12 I bet that illegal makes a hot tranny.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 02:21 PM (FroOw)

13 Willowed:

May I introduce you to the DC shooter:

https://tinyurl.com/2vbpw5hy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 02:21 PM (hJ0+9)

14 2 THE BLADE IS SHARP TODAY
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:16 PM

Imagine a spherical sharp ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)

15 It will soon be a criminal offense to criticize a Judge President.

Posted by: President James Boasberg at November 12, 2026 02:22 PM (ODk+P)

16 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 12, 2026 02:23 PM (amcLV)

17 The quality of trannies has been slipping of late.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2026 02:24 PM (Gqar8)

18 You can't make this fecal matter up.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 02:24 PM (Fi81e)

19 13 Willowed:

May I introduce you to the DC shooter:

https://tinyurl.com/2vbpw5hy
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November

Okay…he looks very normal.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

20 Haha. According to the script he should be getting a lawyer from the ACLU any minute.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 12, 2026 02:25 PM (4UWFl)

21 And when they're caught lying, you still can't deport them, because the open borders Democrats com-splain that lies in your immigration or asylum filings are merely "paperwork crimes."
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But, 34 paper felonies!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)

22 THE BLADE IS SHARP TODAY

Very strange internet persona.

Posted by: 13times at November 12, 2026 02:27 PM (6iKlf)

23 Ace thinks this is more important to Americans than the fact that US home sales are currently the worst in 16 years.

The economy is one reason that the Dems now hold 358 seats the most in 100 years

Posted by: Paul at November 12, 2026 02:27 PM (dt1O/)

24 Can someone tell me what Bukele did with the judges in his country when he did the greatest turn around by a country?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 12, 2026 02:27 PM (qoLdL)

25

Has Jihad John Thune come out and defending that cunt?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at November 12, 2026 02:27 PM (VuTBl)

26 How many accounting entries has Nur Said Elmi falsified at this point?

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 02:27 PM (Fi81e)

27 Can someone tell me what Bukele did with the judges in his country when he did the greatest turn around by a country?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude

Something something Pinochet.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 02:28 PM (hMMdC)

28 24 Can someone tell me what Bukele did with the judges in his country when he did the greatest turn around by a country?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 12, 2026 02:27 PM (qoLdL)

Hmmm. Scared the hell out of them?

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2026 02:28 PM (Gqar8)

29 If the DOJ allows Omar to Pledge another Oath of Office, they should all be loaded onto ARK B and launched into the nearest Black Hole.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 02:28 PM (k1S9h)

30 The NGO lawyers have surely instructed the illegals to claim they are "trans" as part of the leftist org's plot to get millions of illegals into America BAMN.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 12, 2026 02:28 PM (vbXSk)

31 NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!

Unless it's just bad paperwork.

They don't mean what they sloganeer.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

32 you know what, they should all get an all expense paid trip to the various dem hotspots like martha's vinyard an beverly hills etc. and held IN there until they are the only ones left....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 12, 2026 02:29 PM (96vci)

33 TBF he makes a more convincing woman than Jennifer Welch or Angie Sullivan.

Posted by: I'm just saying at November 12, 2026 02:29 PM (anL5R)

34 We have an armed and dangerous missing tranny maybe last seen in the Pisgah area. Authorities say do not approach. Not gonna be a prob.

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2026 02:29 PM (enNUy)

35
Barbaric??

Would be more helpful, Ilhan, if you work harder to get rid of the fraud in SNAP instead of blasting Trump every day......

Rep. Ilhan Omar

@Ilhan
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57m
Trump is kicking 6.3 million MORE Americans off SNAP.

It's cruel and barbaric.

When we gain the majority, we'll restore SNAP benefits.

Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 02:29 PM (kX27y)

36 See, the Republicans never scare the hell out of anyone so the bad guys act with impunity whenever they - ah hell, never mind.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2026 02:29 PM (Gqar8)

37 THE BLADE IS SHARP TODAY
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Dull and slow as usual.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2026 02:30 PM (nEUC6)

38 Can someone tell me what Bukele did with the judges in his country when he did the greatest turn around by a country?
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had the army round them up and put them in jail.

Posted by: I'm just saying at November 12, 2026 02:30 PM (anL5R)

39 The quality of trannies has been slipping of late.
Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2026 02:24 PM (Gqar

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The gangly mahus of Wahiawa at 2:00 a.m. with bobbing adams apples and facial stubble look at this ogre and say "Nuh uh, honey!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 12, 2026 02:31 PM (kpS4V)

40 Deport him to some tranny-embracing country like Thailand or the Philippines.

Or Iran they're all tranny friendly.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2026 02:31 PM (PTbZj)

41 Great, the whole company will be calling me telling me that outlook isn't working.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2026 02:31 PM (NtVYv)

42 See, the Republicans never scare the hell out of anyone so the bad guys act with impunity whenever they - ah hell, never mind.

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2026 02:29 PM (Gqar

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Because Republicans only scare people with "fascism"!

Any punishment is fascism. Because the Nazis punished people!

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

43 There is no way a DC or MN grand jury returns an indictment against the brother fucker. Even if they did, what jury would convict. I would be smug, too. Jeffries will seat her, and she can pound her fist on the her committee dais while yelling at republicans that nobody is above the law.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 02:32 PM (PB58D)

44 12 I bet that illegal makes a hot tranny."

Mmm. Empenadas por favor?

Posted by: man at November 12, 2026 02:33 PM (pfXMo)

45 Great, the whole company will be calling me telling me that outlook isn't working.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2026 02:31 PM (NtVYv)
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They should just email everybody and tell them that.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 02:33 PM (Fi81e)

46 Well, the hijacker is crazy, and that's the first step to tranniehood.

Posted by: Wally at November 12, 2026 02:33 PM (65cLN)

47 >> Deport him to some tranny-embracing country like Thailand or the Philippines.

AFTER he is forcefully transitioned.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 02:33 PM (k1S9h)

48 The entire "asylum" concept should be shitcanned. There's no way to police the process that won't leave it open to massive fraud.

Even those south africans who were being murdered by roving bands of murderers with tacit government approval.

Sure, those people qualified. But it opens the door to any person making the same claims, no matter what.

"Asylum" will be abused no matter what. The entire thing should be burned and salted.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

49 Wesley Snipes and Martha Stewart can both talk knowledgably about "paperwork crimes"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR)

50 Trump is kicking 6.3 million MORE Americans off SNAP.

Seen on the internet:

Question: Are they citizens though?

Leftist Answer: Why does that matter?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

51 He's a convert to either pisslam or Amish based on his beard alone.

He obviously can either read or understand English, which he claims he didn't in NOLA.

You don't pick up on being transgender hangin' wit de boys as I doubt it is a hot topic. Unless there is a gang of Hot Honduran Transmorphrodites; and I could be in the dark (thanks be to God). With Rulez to Live By and Not Be Deported.

He learned or leared this from the trans news. Of the protection of trans. Of them going nuts and killing children.

I need evidence and a poor soul needs to examine his nethers. If he's shaved it is pisslam.

If he's wearing Amish underwear (does search: commando or boxers/briefs) he could be Amish based on beard alone.

However the behavior points to pisslam.

Blood test to check for estrogen.

There. All the work done for the court before he's deported with a tattoo on his forhead that he's trans in Spanish. Or, for Hondurans who can't read, deport him in a pink Barbie dress and wig.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 02:37 PM (hzuYO)

52 We will never win the AI race if we keep deporting these transgender software engineers and data scientists!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2026 02:37 PM (XHVmS)

53 Whack off his peepee and hang two great big ol' titties on him.

If he's gonna talk the talk, then he's gonna walk the walk.

Posted by: Don Black at November 12, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxPkt)

54
Question: Are they citizens though?

Leftist Answer: Why does that matter?!?
===
Archer: Does it not?!?

Posted by: I'm just saying at November 12, 2026 02:37 PM (anL5R)

55 We need Bukele to rid us of these corrupt judges.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 12, 2026 02:39 PM (w6EFb)

56 I'm pretty excited that Trump took Vance off of the Iran deal bs and flung him into Dim cities to fight fraud.

Vance and Tucker probably are lighting up the Internet right now.

Tucker is weeping so much his giggle thing-a-ma-jig function is damaged. Maybe his sleep demon will visit again.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 02:40 PM (hzuYO)

57 Leftist NGOs train illegals on what to say to claim "asylum".

Posted by: Jeb 2024! at November 12, 2026 02:40 PM (aD4fx)

58 I would be smug, too. Jeffries will seat her, and she can pound her fist on the her committee dais while yelling at republicans that nobody is above the law.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 02:32 PM (PB58D)
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I AM THE LAW!!!

Posted by: "Judge" Ilhan Omar at November 12, 2026 02:40 PM (s2iZv)

59 Losing a testicle brings a lot of clarity.

Posted by: A Certain Austrian at November 12, 2026 02:40 PM (lbtIB)

60 We need Bukele to rid us of these corrupt judges.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 12, 2026 02:39 PM (w6EFb)

He is kind of busy bombarding gang headquarters in Haiti at the moment.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2026 02:40 PM (rbvCR)

61 It's legal to buy and sell cocaine if you have the right paperwork.

It's legal to kill someone if you have the right paperwork.

Everything is legal if you have the right paperwork.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2026 02:41 PM (XHVmS)

62 Looks like he's already got two big ol' titties

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2026 02:41 PM (enNUy)

63 I still think there's a muslim terror connection here somewhere.

His attempted bombing/hijacking is 100% a muslim thing. When was the last time a hispanic catholic hijacked a plane?

Plus, look at the guy. He looks like a hispanic scumbag trying to look muslim, with fithy unkept beard and all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

64 56 I'm pretty excited that Trump took Vance off of the Iran deal bs and flung him into Dim cities to fight fraud.

Vance and Tucker probably are lighting up the Internet right now.

Tucker is weeping so much his giggle thing-a-ma-jig function is damaged. Maybe his sleep demon will visit again.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 02:40 PM (hzuYO)

That’s the craziest thing I ever heard the sleep demon thing - Candy Owens crazy. Maybe MeAgain will try to one up them. Wonder what that would be like?

Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2026 02:42 PM (Gqar8)

65 Outlooks outage message is in Espanol...the trasnflagration of the country is complete...hola mi amigos and fellow gringos!!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (8C1eU)

66 Well, I have to say, that this thread and the previous one contained some fine horde humor. On a more serious note, I assume that some leftist in an NGO tells crooks and creeps lije this :
"Tell them you're a transgender. Then you can stay."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (JrHfD)

67 In other news, my car self destructed. Every light that exists is going off, the steering doesn’t work. It is obviously an electrical failure of epic proportions. It will need to be towed to the dealership. Meanwhile, I have to get back to the studio tonight, and in the morning. Of course J is not home. I guess I will be seeing how well Uber works here! I really don’t have time for this. At all.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 I didn't realize Elmi has a pretty nice rack....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 02:44 PM (9bpxs)

69 I still think there's a muslim terror connection here somewhere.

His attempted bombing/hijacking is 100% a muslim thing. When was the last time a hispanic catholic hijacked a plane?

Plus, look at the guy. He looks like a hispanic scumbag trying to look muslim, with fithy unkept beard and all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I mentioned this yesterday. He looks like a convert.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 02:44 PM (wOO3z)

70 It's legal to buy and sell cocaine if you have the right paperwork.

It's legal to kill someone if you have the right paperwork.

Everything is legal if you have the right paperwork.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

It's never a war crime the first time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 02:45 PM (hMMdC)

71 I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy . . .

Posted by: Elmi at November 12, 2026 02:45 PM (anL5R)

72 Well, if the dude is trans, then he is. I say we make that a permanent condition. With a rusty butter knife. And then hand him a paper towel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 12, 2026 02:45 PM (5WPt1)

73 Gas all trannies. They are dangerously insane, each and every one of them. Once they have become an Orc, they have ceased to be human.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 02:46 PM (eYxtx)

74 In other news, my car self destructed. Every light that exists is going off, the steering doesn’t work. It is obviously an electrical failure of epic proportions. It will need to be towed to the dealership. Meanwhile, I have to get back to the studio tonight, and in the morning. Of course J is not home. I guess I will be seeing how well Uber works here! I really don’t have time for this. At all.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
________

Sounds like your alternator failed (or loose wiring from the alternator) and cut most electrical power. If that's the problem, it's an easy fix.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

75 Why in any sense of reality should we pay ANY attention to Hanson Piker?

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 12, 2026 02:46 PM (bXuWv)

76 In other news, my car self destructed. Every light that exists is going off, the steering doesn’t work. It is obviously an electrical failure of epic proportions. It will need to be towed to the dealership. Meanwhile, I have to get back to the studio tonight, and in the morning. Of course J is not home. I guess I will be seeing how well Uber works here! I really don’t have time for this. At all.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

Sounds like water got into the body control module.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 02:47 PM (eYxtx)

77 Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

Sorry, Piper . Can someone in your classes give you a ride, or that's an insurance issue?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 02:47 PM (JrHfD)

78 Why in any sense of reality should we pay ANY attention to Hanson Piker?

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 12, 2026 02:46 PM (bXuWv)
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A Muslim with a dog was notable.

Until people caught on to Piker shocking it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)

79 Well, if the dude is trans, then he is. I say we make that a permanent condition. With a rusty butter knife. And then hand him a paper towel.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Best I can do is spare a shop towel.

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 02:48 PM (2bFN5)

80 67 In other news, my car self destructed. Every light that exists is going off, the steering doesn’t work. It is obviously an electrical failure of epic proportions. It will need to be towed to the dealership. Meanwhile, I have to get back to the studio tonight, and in the morning. Of course J is not home. I guess I will be seeing how well Uber works here! I really don’t have time for this. At all.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

Glad I sold my late wife's Mini before all the bad shit started happening. It only had a little over 10,000 miles on it.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 02:48 PM (J4Dwc)

81 Well, if the dude is trans, then he is. I say we make that a permanent condition. With a rusty butter knife. And then hand him a paper towel.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Best I can do is spare a shop towel.
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Piano wire and an unstable stool.

Posted by: adapt improvise overcome at November 12, 2026 02:49 PM (anL5R)

82 76..Sounds like water got into the body control module.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 02:47 PM (eYxtx)

Body Control Module? .

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 02:49 PM (QGaXH)

83 I see author Michel Houellebecq is under investigation for mentioning the Great Replacement in France.

See the problem is if you mention the Great Replacement it makes it harder to do the Great Replacement so they have to arrest him for mentioning the totally not true theory

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

84 Top off your blinker fluid.

Posted by: Don Black at November 12, 2026 02:50 PM (ZxPkt)

85 Check the muffler bearings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 02:51 PM (wOO3z)

86 Is it time to talk about your extended warranty, y'all?

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2026 02:51 PM (enNUy)

87 Top off your blinker fluid.
Posted by: Don Black

Don't forget to switch the battery cables now that it's winter. That way the heat will come on instead of the air conditioning.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (hMMdC)

88
That’s the craziest thing I ever heard the sleep demon thing - Candy Owens crazy. Maybe MeAgain will try to one up them. Wonder what that would be like?
Posted by: tubal at November 12, 2026 02:42 PM (Gqar

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I could be wrong on the sleep demon vs alien probe. It was some sort of scary episode at night. Found this:

In 2023 he woke at 0230 struggling to breathe, with graying vision, and being mauled or cut by something unseen. The bleeding claw marks he showed to religious people who thought demonic or spiritual vexation. The alternatives are sleep paralysis, nocturnal self scratching, or from his dogs. He went on to, of course, podcast the demonic visitation.

I found it all hilarious and wish it was filmed. One wonders what his wife thought. I know it would wake me up if my dude was acting like this, bro.

When I wake up at 0400 I am simply annoyed that it is my stress alarm. So far no demons are scratching me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (hzuYO)

89 I still think there's a muslim terror connection here somewhere.

His attempted bombing/hijacking is 100% a muslim thing. When was the last time a hispanic catholic hijacked a plane?

Plus, look at the guy. He looks like a hispanic scumbag trying to look muslim, with fithy unkept beard and all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I mentioned this yesterday. He looks like a convert.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 02:44 PM (wOO3z)
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Yea. As soon as I heard about the attack, and then that the guy was hispanic, I was like "48 Hour Rule" because I thought that was a mistake.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

90 84 Top off your blinker fluid.
Posted by: Don Black at November 12, 2026 02:50 PM (ZxPkt)

DH calls windshield wiper fluid "blinker fluid," just to mess with me. I think it is hilarious.

He also mentioned that I should check the tire pressure because they all are still full of "summer air."

As if he knows anything about cars.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (5WPt1)

91 I didn't realize Elmi has a pretty nice rack....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 02:44 PM

And no worries about finding the man in the boat.

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (0sNs1)

92 Fking Commissar Judges need to be tossed.

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 02:53 PM (Ia/+0)

93 Was Allowed to Stay In the US by a Judge Because He Claimed He Was "Transgender"

____________________

Yeah, OK. Makes sense. Those of you with laptops, turn your screen upside down, and there's another face there. You can ignore the half-assed moustache...because all Honduran women eventually get one.

This one is a bowling ball head...so technically, we have the potential for four different genders if you turn your laptop sideways as well. Is Cyclops a gender?

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2026 02:53 PM (dIske)

94 It would save a lot of trouble and reduce recidivism to zero to drop these fuckers where they stand. just sayin

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 12, 2026 02:53 PM (i2Y1A)

95
Sounds like your alternator failed (or loose wiring from the alternator) and cut most electrical power. If that's the problem, it's an easy fix.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:46

I will await your arrival to fix it because this is me we are talking about. I don’t even put gas in my car, that gets done for me in my princess world. It is under warranty still, which is good. The tires were getting replaced Saturday, guess that is going to be on hold until after it’s trip to Pensacola for the exorcism.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

96
Time for a Car Exorcism!

*holds up car manual*

The power of Chrysler compels you!!!

...

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2026 02:54 PM (eR5WW)

97 Plus, look at the guy. He looks like a hispanic scumbag trying to look muslim, with fithy unkept beard and all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I mentioned this yesterday. He looks like a convert.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 02:44 PM (wOO3z)
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Yea. As soon as I heard about the attack, and then that the guy was hispanic, I was like "48 Hour Rule" because I thought that was a mistake.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)
*******
See! I am not alone in the beard deal! Normal people don't lack the moustache. At least the normal dude I met and married in the 1970's. This is a cult beard.

I am always thrilled to read of hive Moron mindsets.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 02:54 PM (hzuYO)

98 "Something something Pinochet."

No, this is the USA, we are better than that!

We have the technology to launch them into the sun!

Posted by: illiniwek at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (vbXSk)

99 When I wake up at 0400 I am simply annoyed that it is my stress alarm. So far no demons are scratching me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (hzuYO)

I rather doubt Tucker is in the same league as Padre Pio, who actually wrestled demons at night. This is substantiated by witnesses, so those who doubt it are misguided. I can't imagine why a demon would attack Tucker, or if it did, apparently the demon won. That might explain his mental illness issues.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (5WPt1)

100 If the Marxists take over w ith their voting fraud we will be ran by the Judiciary

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)

101 He also mentioned that I should check the tire pressure because they all are still full of "summer air."
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM

He's not wrong, you know. On average "summer air" is less dense than "winter air", and as the temperature drops, your tire pressure will, too.

Men know things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (0sNs1)

102 Late model Hyndai Santafe?? I know of 3 instances where they had to be lemon lawed because of uncontrollable, unfixable electronics.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (8C1eU)

103 Posted by: naturalfake at November 12

Oh my goodness. We had the same thought.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

104 She has man hands!

Yeah, he totally looks like a chick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM (n5tGW)

105 87 Top off your blinker fluid.
Posted by: Don Black

Don't forget to switch the battery cables now that it's winter. That way the heat will come on instead of the air conditioning.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 02:52 PM (hMMdC)

I remember back in the 1960's repair shops in South Florida selling recent northern transplants - mainly elderly widows - on disconnecting the cars heater hoses since 'you'll no longer need it down here'. Apparently one of my aunts fell for it.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM (QGaXH)

106 102 Late model Hyndai Santafe?? I know of 3 instances where they had to be lemon lawed because of uncontrollable, unfixable electronics.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (8C1eU)

Worse. It’s a 2024 convertible JCW Mini Cooper.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

107 Men know things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (0sNs1)

And in many if not most cases what they know is... useless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM (5WPt1)

108
In other news, my car self destructed.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

Related to the current Microsoft outage, no doubt.

My work email on Outlook is down. Looked it up, and pretty much every MS online software app is shitting the bed today.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 02:58 PM (y9nCu)

109 Tucker's sleep demon is most likely one of the men of al-Zutt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 02:58 PM (FroOw)

110 Worse. It’s a 2024 convertible JCW Mini Cooper.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM

Wil Wheaton loves Mini Coopers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

111 75 Why in any sense of reality should we pay ANY attention to Hanson Piker?
Posted by: Kafiroon at November 12, 2026 02:46 PM (bXuWv)

Exactly, why the f**k would anyone want to give legitimacy to Piker by having Turley react to what he says? One's a constitutional scholar, the other is a dog-abusing sh*t stain.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 12, 2026 02:59 PM (9ZFZd)

112
Wil Wheaton loves Mini Coopers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

It’s actually super cute and a ton of fun to drive. The good with the bad, I guess.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 Worse. It’s a 2024 convertible JCW Mini Cooper.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM

Well, at least there's no Johnson Rod in those to check. Sorry to hear of your auto woes. Hopefully you have a trusted mechanic nearby.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 03:00 PM (RDiUV)

114 If the Marxists take over with their voting fraud we will be ran by the Judiciary

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)
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The least democratic branch of government?

Can't be. They love democracy.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

115 His nose looks oddly like AOC's.

I remain unsure why I notice stuff that has no value to anything. It is one of my super powers.

They both look like they were face up on the pavement when a tire went over them. Smushing the bridge of their noses to have the nostrils pop out.

He doesn't look very happy to not be martyred, does he?

CHECK HIS NETHERS FOR RECENT HAIR REMOVAL! And his laptop, if he has one. Offer bacon. Have a trans therapy dog visit to see if he recoils.

I really should be in charge of this.

?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 03:01 PM (hzuYO)

116 "Sounds like water got into the body control module.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

It's a Mini Cooper. The ghost of Lucas.

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:02 PM (MWfyi)

117 THE BLADE IS SHARP TODAY
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

Seems to be a bit dull on this one.

What gives?

Posted by: I lost my nick. Can I borrow one? at November 12, 2026 03:02 PM (UaAEB)

118 Well, at least there's no Johnson Rod in those to check.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 03:00 PM

Women are always asking, how you say, to check mine.

Posted by: Paolo at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)

119 Reading the Mini Cooper forums, I learned it's only a matter of time before really weird shit starts happening. And really expensive shit to fix.

And it really doesn't matter how old it is or how many miles are on it. Shit can go sideways at any time.

Wife's was a turbo, 6-speed manual. I wanted to keep it because it's a fun, little thing to drive, but didn't want to get jacked in the ass with a costly repair bill, so common sense prevailed and I sold it to CarMax (and, yes, took the approximately $4,000 loss).

Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (J4Dwc)

120 Windows patches came down today and screwed a bunch of stuff up including Outlook and Sage software.

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (MWfyi)

121 >>Why in any sense of reality should we pay ANY attention to Hanson Piker?

Stupid people see his Subscriber / Watch numbers and think - "That's a LOT of Voters!".

When they should know that those numbers are not real in any way.

Really, the Fraud involved in Advertising for these Streamers is patently insane.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (k1S9h)

122
I rather doubt Tucker is in the same league as Padre Pio, who actually wrestled demons at night. This is substantiated by witnesses, so those who doubt it are misguided. I can't imagine why a demon would attack Tucker, or if it did, apparently the demon won. That might explain his mental illness issues.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (5WPt1)

Fucker hasn't fed us in 2 days. I'm eating his nose tonight, my brother Mr Whiskers had dibs on his ears.

Posted by: Tucker's Kittehs at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

123 If the DOJ allows Omar to Pledge another Oath of Office, they should all be loaded onto ARK B and launched into the nearest Black Hole.

--

I'll eat my shoe if 1) she isn't allowed to pledge another oath of office and be seated for the new term in January and 2) this will conclude with her being deported or denied any kind of legal citizenship status because of her "paperwork violations."

It will drag on for the next 2 years, maybe, until it vaporizes into nothing will happen status. No wonder she's smug.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (qBdHI)

124 Its only so called "Democracy " until they rule, then its a one party system that votes won't matter

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)

125 BREAKING: DHS confirms to @FoxNews that the reason this 2x previously deported illegal alien was released into the country after his third illegal crossing in 2019 is because he claimed to be transgender and claimed fear of being killed in his home country.
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Hey...whoa! Who's that *hot* chick?

Posted by: No Guy Ever at November 12, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

126 That Honduran guy's whole family will try to chain immigrate, claiming he's a 'Wanker Baby'...

(Maybe I should try to trademark that)

Posted by: muldoon at November 12, 2026 03:04 PM (qgHp7)

127 I will await your arrival to fix it because this is me we are talking about. I don’t even put gas in my car, that gets done for me in my princess world. It is under warranty still, which is good. The tires were getting replaced Saturday, guess that is going to be on hold until after it’s trip to Pensacola for the exorcism.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Mrs. F. thinks the power for the lights comes from the switch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 03:05 PM (RIvkX)

128 Wil Wheaton loves Mini Coopers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

It’s actually super cute and a ton of fun to drive. The good with the bad, I guess.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

________________________

I outgrew Mini Coopers at the age of 7 when I crashed my Big Wheel into a sidewalk railing.

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)

129 Every light that exists is going off, the steering doesn’t work. It is obviously an electrical failure of epic proportions."

1st, check the battery. 2nd, check the ground...

After that, write a check...

Posted by: man at November 12, 2026 03:05 PM (pfXMo)

130 Should have bought the Large Cooper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:05 PM (n5tGW)

131 Bingo! Why the progressives can't move away from - and believe they must use the children to expand towards - LGBTQai+++.

The Biden administration, and likely O & Joe's before, used that to justify the border jumpers - including the man who recently appeared in 60 minutes re: alleged illegal deportations by Trump administration.

The progressives have built their dedicated warriors on the backs of US citizens, often caught up in politics through practice or normal support.

Posted by: L - No nic... at November 12, 2026 03:05 PM (NFX2v)

132
trusted mechanic

It's so cute that you had the audacity to use those two words together. Like "honest" and "attorney".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:06 PM (y9nCu)

133 >>check the ground

So many vehicle issues are actually grounding problems.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:06 PM (k1S9h)

134 I don't think the actual votes mattered this round even. Nobody knows what the real count is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:07 PM (n5tGW)

135 Fortunately this is not written to us, but sounds like it could be.

Deuteronomy 28:43 The stranger (foreigner) that is within thee shall get up above thee very high; and thou shalt come down very low.

44 He shall lend to thee, and thou shalt not lend to him: he shall be the head, and thou shalt be the tail.

45 Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee:

Posted by: illiniwek at November 12, 2026 03:07 PM (vbXSk)

136 Probably a loose nut behind the wheel.

Posted by: my guess at November 12, 2026 03:07 PM (MWfyi)

137 Whatever they want to do with Omar is better be done by Christmas or that Somali lolly will rule forever here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2026 03:08 PM (gpvQO)

138 So many vehicle issues are actually grounding problems.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:06 PM

One could argue many, if not most, of our political problems are people who are not well grounded.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 03:08 PM (0sNs1)

139 Women are always asking, how you say, to check mine.

Posted by: Paolo at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)
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It's a trap, mate.

Posted by: Russell Brand at November 12, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)

140 Whatever they want to do with Omar is better be done by Christmas or that Somali lolly will rule forever here.
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I don't think Congress can undo whatever gets filed by the DOJ.

Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2026 03:09 PM (TN0g+)

141 Windows patches came down today and screwed a bunch of stuff up including Outlook and Sage software.
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:03 PM (MWfyi)

Speaking of Windows patches, I have an old Acer netbook that runs Windows XP, with Pale Moon web browser on it. Fired it up the other day, and was actually able to get into Starlink, and view the HQ in the browser, but it is pretty badly borked. Is there a version of Linux that can run on that machine?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:09 PM (eYxtx)

142 This, my friends, is a valid "Mini Cooper":

Tony Cooper (Actor, Born 1962)

• Role: A British actor (standing 4′ 6″

.
• Credits: He has appeared in projects such as Snow White (1987) as Liddy, What's Up Nurse! (1977), and Soft Cell: Sex Dwarf (1982).

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2026 03:09 PM (dIske)

143 Whatever they want to do with Omar is better be done by Christmas or that Somali lolly will rule forever here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2026 03:08 PM (gpvQO)
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You know the drill ...

Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen Guy at November 12, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)

144 Whatever they want to do with Omar is better be done by Christmas or that Somali lolly will rule forever here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 12, 2026 03:08 PM

We'll, ah, get right on it. Right after we get back from our next vacation.

Posted by: John Thune & The GOPe at November 12, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)

145 "If you can dodges a spreadsheet you can dodge a phishing e-mail!"

Posted by: Winndows Patches O' Houlihan at November 12, 2026 03:10 PM (qgHp7)

146
I don't think the actual votes mattered this round even. Nobody knows what the real count is.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:07 PM (n5tGW)

The Donkeys finally realized that you don't have to go through all the trouble of counting ballots, just issue the press release with your desired vote totals, since the feckless GOPe isn't going to do a damned thing about it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:11 PM (y9nCu)

147 THE BLADE thing is getting a bit old, like about a year ago.
Same with "Nothing will happen" guy."

Posted by: Case at November 12, 2026 03:12 PM (En+fz)

148 You just have to wonder if there is a point where DC tells it's drones they don't matter anymore?

The Constitutional republic or democracy or whatever you call it, is over, thanks for your service.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:13 PM (Fi81e)

149 106 Worse. It’s a 2024 convertible JCW Mini Cooper.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

Lucas 'Prince of Darkness' electrical system strikes again?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 03:13 PM (QGaXH)

150 "Is there a version of Linux that can run on that machine?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I'm sure there is but I don't know which version to recommend. You can run Linux on most anything x86.I would start with Mint.

Posted by: my guess at November 12, 2026 03:13 PM (MWfyi)

151 oops off guessing sock

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:14 PM (MWfyi)

152
One could argue many, if not most, of our political problems are people who are not well grounded.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 03:08 PM (0sNs1)

Well, that's the current viewpoint...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:14 PM (y9nCu)

153 Sounds like your alternator failed (or loose wiring from the alternator) and cut most electrical power. If that's the problem, it's an easy fix.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 02:46

I will await your arrival to fix it because this is me we are talking about. I don’t even put gas in my car, that gets done for me in my princess world. It is under warranty still, which is good. The tires were getting replaced Saturday, guess that is going to be on hold until after it’s trip to Pensacola for the exorcism.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
________

I can diagnose car problems in theory. I can't fix them in reality, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

154 "Same with "Nothing will happen" guy."
Posted by: Case"

Are you saying something will happen?

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:15 PM (MWfyi)

155 Late model Hyndai Santafe?? I know of 3 instances where they had to be lemon lawed because of uncontrollable, unfixable electronics.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 12, 2026 02:55 PM (8C1eU)

Worse. It’s a 2024 convertible JCW Mini Cooper.
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2026 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
__________

"Fabulous car, giiiiirl!"

-- Gay Hairdresser from Malibu

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

156 According to a crime report from the Major Cities Chiefs Association, the first nine months of 2026 saw a 15.2 percent average drop in homicide rate across large cities in the country compared to the same timeframe in 2025. New York, however, was an outlier and saw an increase in homicides of 24.5 percent. Additionally, there were 14.2 percent more robberies.

Mandami is like a Cooper electrical system.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:15 PM (n5tGW)

157 Lucas 'Prince of Darkness' electrical system strikes again?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 03:13 PM (QGaXH)

New Minis are built by BMW, and probably have Bosch electrics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:15 PM (eYxtx)

158 Not sure whether/how this would apply in a criminal matter, but Congress does and pass bills ("personal bills") to provide relief for individuals. As said don't know if this option would be available for the Somali parasite. This would be of course in new Congress.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2026 03:16 PM (U/Byj)

159 To willow this along...in the early 2000's Michelle Malkin was warning people that pisslams were coming over the border with mexican mules and groups. To have people think they were Mexican. There were half way houses for the pisslams to stop in Texas.

One was on the FBI's Most Wanted list for $5 million. I was flying a lot then, alone or with my dude.

In the Atlanta airport there was a coffee shop and we were eating and watching the down at an escalator in the International terminal. Had I been alone I would have taken action vs being with the sane person who would have stopped me.

The terrorist, and I am 99% sure it was him, met my eyes as he went down the elevator. I know it was him. I said nothing to my husband as he knows I am insane on any given day, and I try not to add to this.

I wanted to follow him, alert the Atlanta security/police and call the FBI for my $5million. He was later killed in Pakistan.

Adnan Gulshair el Shukrijumah

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 03:16 PM (hzuYO)

160 On a modern Mini Cooper you probably have to remove the engine to get at the alternator.

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:16 PM (MWfyi)

161 If all of the lights are blinking, the blinker fluid might be overfilled. Or the wrong viscosity. It is also possible the blinker gasket is blown and coolant is getting into the blinker reservoir.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 03:16 PM (PB58D)

162 Fixing the car is the easy part, it's diagnosing the problem that's hard.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:17 PM (n5tGW)

163 Many coffee problems are the result of not being well grounded...

Posted by: muldoon at November 12, 2026 03:17 PM (qgHp7)

164 I'm sure there is but I don't know which version to recommend. You can run Linux on most anything x86.I would start with Mint.
Posted by: my guess at November 12, 2026 03:13 PM (MWfyi)

Current versions of Mint are 64-bit. Pretty sure the old Acer is a 32-bit box. But I might have a memory stick here with Mint 17 on it..., no longer supported.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:17 PM (eYxtx)

165 147 THE BLADE thing is getting a bit old, like about a year ago.
Same with "Nothing will happen" guy."
Posted by: Case at November 12, 2026 03:12 PM (En+fz)

Feel free to skip over any posts you don't care for.

I do.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 03:17 PM (QGaXH)

166 I’m way late to this thread so I assume nothing will happen guy has already commented…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 03:18 PM (uAqpe)

167 This is off the subject of illegal aliens, Chinese spies or politics. I just thought it was cute. Man talking to his dog about a trip they're taking. Click for the video. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/yk7khryp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 03:18 PM (JrHfD)

168 Wow a Michel Malkin reference haven't heard that name in a long time whatever happened to her?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 03:18 PM (9bpxs)

169 So Mini Coopers run on MS Office ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2026 03:18 PM (NtVYv)

170 165 147 THE BLADE thing is getting a bit old, like about a year ago.
Same with "Nothing will happen" guy."

I find them entertaining which proves I don't get out much....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 03:19 PM (+gK6I)

171 I Can't Believe it's Not a Citizen!

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:19 PM (ewaym)

172 157 New Minis are built by BMW, and probably have Bosch electrics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:15 PM (eYxtx)

Well that puts the kai-bosh on my theory....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 03:20 PM (QGaXH)

173 The Ilhan game show: Citizen or terrorist?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:20 PM (n5tGW)

174
Citizen and terrorist.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:21 PM (/QHx4)

175 174
Citizen and terrorist.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:21 PM (/QHx4)

Faux citizen and terrorist

Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 03:22 PM (+gK6I)

176 Feel free to skip over any posts you don't care for.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 03:17 PM (QGaXH)
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It's so easy to do here. Someone pre-marks posts here as "Skip."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 03:22 PM (hJ0+9)

177 New Minis are built by BMW, and probably have Bosch electrics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:15 PM (eYxtx)

Well that puts the kai-bosh on my theory....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 03:20 PM (QGaXH)
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That's a hieronymus statement.
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Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)

178
THE BLADE thing is getting a bit old, like about a year ago.
Same with "Nothing will happen" guy."
Posted by: Case at November 12, 2026 03:12 PM (En+fz)

You're new here, aren't you.

Now Teh Horde will NEVER quit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:25 PM (y9nCu)

179
To bad we rons and ettes don't run the the immigration department.

I would issue a DENIED rubber stamp to all the employees.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:25 PM (/QHx4)

180 New Minis are built by BMW, and probably have Bosch electrics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:15 PM (eYxtx)

Well that puts the kai-bosh on my theory....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 12, 2026 03:20 PM (QGaXH)
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That's a hieronymus statement.
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Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)
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Is that even a word? You should try enabling auto-car wrecked.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 03:25 PM (hJ0+9)

181 Sure, no one is above the law

Except when it's just paperwork.

Cheating on your taxes is just paperwork....

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)

182 164 Current versions of Mint are 64-bit. Pretty sure the old Acer is a 32-bit box. But I might have a memory stick here with Mint 17 on it..., no longer supported.

i'm right here, you know

Posted by: netbsd at November 12, 2026 03:26 PM (v3pYe)

183 ChristyBlinky, one jihadi camp is within 10 miles of me and the other within 40.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2026 03:26 PM (8Uo7a)

184 Sure, no one is above the law

Except when it's just paperwork.

Cheating on your taxes is just paperwork....

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)
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"What am I? Chopped liver???" - Al Capone

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 12, 2026 03:27 PM (hJ0+9)

185 NOOD. Mold.

Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)

186 Windows patches came down today and screwed a bunch of stuff up including Outlook and Sage software.
Posted by: fd

LMAO, is that what happened?

Yes, let's move all our files and information onto Microsoft's servers instead of having our own.

At least they didn't also break Teams.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2026 03:27 PM (vJrRc)

187 Claiming to be transgender as the basis for asylum should require a tad bit more demonstration of your commitment.

Posted by: muldoon at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (qgHp7)

188 The blue wave isn’t applicable to trans people’: advocates in Washington state prepare to fight ban Legal challenge against ballot initiative that bans transgender girls’ participation in girls’ school sports is poised to set off a battle over rights

As a trans woman I'm super torn on this. I have no clue if there's actually an advantage. Since I started estrogen I've seen a significant decrease in my own strength.

the conversation has been given WAY too much significance, & it reflects a fundamental warping of our society’s values as well as manipulation by bad actors looking to hurt minorities.

there's still many of us who won't sacrifice you because it seems politically expedient. W know that when you give bigots an inch, they take a mile, and that's what these ballot measures really mean.

The decisions should not be done by politicians. And definitely should not be decided by emotion-filled bigots who vote on laws based on knee-jerk emotional reactions to the verbiage of an initiative on a ballot.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (36fAC)

189 I'm digging through Mom's bedside nightstand and found a postcard with W and Cheney. Cheney has this smirk like "Can you believe this dweeb?!"

I am dying to send this to a Lib friend. They'll burn their fingers touching it!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (kpS4V)

190 It's so easy to do here. Someone pre-marks posts here as "Skip."
Posted by: Biden's Dog...

But if I Skip those, I'll never know when it can be lunch time.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at November 12, 2026 03:29 PM (JCLJi)

191 I like The Blade.

He doesn't beat other commentors over the head with his opinion when theirs differ.

Posted by: old chick at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (F3Dlr)

192 168 Wow a Michel Malkin reference haven't heard that name in a long time whatever happened to her?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 03:18 PM (9bpxs)

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I don't know but she sold Hot Air and twitter? for a lot of money. Her kids became teens. And I think she probably got tired of all the bs people threw at her. I liked her.

She did a huge series on the border going back to 1999 and ranchers finding pisslam prayer rugs. A guy wrote about it and I talked to him once (from New Mexico) to discuss something. He had a stroke at some point and I can't remember his name.

I wish now, as I had my pastry and coffee, I had stood up when he was going down the escalator and said, "Yo, Adnan!" to have seen his reaction. He would have either run or ignored me.

I already know what my husband's reaction would have been...then to see me run away and catch one of the trains with Adnan and wonder what was in my coffee!?

I would have had a lot of 'splainin to do to Adnan (if it wasn't him, and it was) as well as my dude.

However, his tune would have changed if I got that $5 million. Amirite?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (hzuYO)

193 183 ChristyBlinky, one jihadi camp is within 10 miles of me and the other within 40.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2026 03:26 PM (8Uo7a)

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Stay safe, lady. Wow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (hzuYO)

194 Have 4 piles of leaves out back, would have liked to chop them up with the tractor, but they are very wet now.

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

195 194 Have 4 piles of leaves out back, would have liked to chop them up with the tractor, but they are very wet now.
Posted by: Skip

I just cut and composted the front yard and it looks great. The rain should be here later tonight, but alas, the back yard which is covered up in leaves will have to wait till it dries out, sometime next year.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at November 12, 2026 03:46 PM (Q/FnY)

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