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Shoebill stork & son

Literal fur ball.

When cats stop plotting against their owners and start attacking them.

Dogs: Acceleration 10, agility 3.

Wild squirrel enjoys scritches.

Squirrel buries his nut in the fur of a Bernese mountain dog.

Dog who waited six years for a home can't stop smiling.

Darn, I forgot to link this classic for Halloween.

In an update to a Halloween post, the yard decoration of a red-haired girl levitating spookily over a yard -- apparently a character in Stranger Things -- has been taken down due to a neighbor's complaint.

He wasn't just a Grinch. The neat Levitating Girl display drew lots of crowds of strangers to the neighborhood, and he feared the crowds were providing criminals and home invaders with an excuse to go into the neighborhood and case houses.

I don't know -- is that a good enough reason to ask that it be taken down?

Either way, this is what happens when a society decides it no longer wants the law and order of a high-trust society and instead wants the disorder, danger, and fear of a low-trust society.

Dogs come running when they hear the sounds of treats or keys.

Every. Darn. Time 🩷🐕😂 https://t.co/gR6mXWB0ur
— Fyre 🔥 (@ValhallaX_) November 8, 2026

Some dogs are guardians and warriors.

Others... lied to get the job.

Security system!!?!? 🐕😂 https://t.co/Fnru2RlWit
— Fyre 🔥 (@ValhallaX_) November 10, 2026

These dogs, on the other hand, believe that you never leave a dog behind.

Kumpla się nie zostawia😁 https://t.co/gqJ8k48E5Q
— Robert Karcher 🇵🇱🇩🇪🇪🇺 (@Robert08938405) November 9, 2026

A stray dog was seen pretending to have an owner after being bullied by other dogs and ignored by people. https://t.co/ngK9ab9WYV
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) November 10, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Shoebill stork is perfect for the last week!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 07:24 PM (hzuYO)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 10, 2026 07:26 PM (hG5L0)

3 The Solar System May Have a 6th Dwarf Planet – and It’s Been Hiding in Plain Sight

HEY
My tits are down here

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

4
*looks at laminated Café menu*

*wipes grease off*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 07:28 PM (eRlcH)

5
That is one severe looking bird, especially Junior. I love it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 07:28 PM (w6EFb)

6 That poor stray dog!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 10, 2026 07:29 PM (tdvAO)

7 Will Mamaws Cornbread dressing go with Shoebill?

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

8
Wild-caught salmon with pineapple-coconut-tequila-mango sauce and capers for dinner. Plus portobello and goat cheese ravioli. It was yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 07:30 PM (eRlcH)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

10 Shoebill son is VERY disappointed in y'all.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2026 07:32 PM (brIJB)

11 I'd like to see Red states declare themselves Taxcheat Sanctuaries.

Outlaw helping the IRS arrest its citizens.

IRS out.

How well do you think that would go over with the Blews?

Posted by: Tracy Morgan at November 10, 2026 07:33 PM (Fi81e)

12 Mom said gramps had guineas in the trees and geese on the ground.
The guineas would announce the geese would pounce wherefore if he be a foe there was a shotgun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 07:33 PM (hPgrk)

13 >>>Literal fur ball.

What a shameful disgrace.
--His Wolf Ancestors

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 10, 2026 07:33 PM (syz1S)

14 Democrats take control of the House in January and have said impeaching Hegseth is a top priority.

Scorched
Every whore every cocksucker every drunk every cokehead.
PDT should just call them 1 by 1.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

15
All those wild animals that like scritches -- squirrels, whales, octopuses, whatever -- you wonder if they ever get those things in the wild.

Also, responses to the squirrel vid say that's a good way to lose an arm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 07:34 PM (XJ22o)

16
Dogs come running when they hear the sounds of treats or keys.

___________

It just takes picking up a travel collar for Dot and Diana to say, "Car ride!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 07:34 PM (eRlcH)

17 Scruffy last dog.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 10, 2026 07:34 PM (NnhvP)

18 Repost without sock:
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I'd like to see Red states declare themselves Taxcheat Sanctuaries.

Outlaw helping the IRS arrest its citizens.

IRS out.

How well do you think that would go over with the Blews?

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:36 PM (Fi81e)

19
Well, I'm on a teeny little cloud because Hegseth's big Pentagon press conference today was the opposite of a resignation announcement.

And those entitled reporters, having to raise their hands and be called on instead of shouting questions. Magnifique.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 07:37 PM (XJ22o)

20 11 I'd like to see Red states declare themselves Taxcheat Sanctuaries.
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There are no Red States.
There are no Blue States.
There's only you and me
and we just disagree.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 07:37 PM (hPgrk)

21 I never tire of watching dogs react to the most miniscule of treat or walk clues.

All I have to do is pick up my shoes, and the dogs are wild with excitement.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 07:38 PM (zYpTz)

22 Democrats take control of the House in January and have said impeaching Hegseth is a top priority.

PDT should just call them 1 by 1.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)
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Well, again, the House is mainly a control on the Senate impeaching whoever they please.

Whoopie! a floor vote that says that Trump is bad, mKay!

I don't know that enough Republicans will cave--and I really don't care if they want to kill their party.

If they let the Dems do this, they deserve to be party zombies.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

23 10 Shoebill son is VERY disappointed in y'all.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2026 07:32 PM (brIJB)

Shoebill son just found out John Thune is keeping his leadership position.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 07:39 PM (zYpTz)

24
I'd like to see Red states declare themselves Taxcheat Sanctuaries.

Posted by: Axeman

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Brilliant! Once they get the White House in 2028, red states also make themselves sanctuaries against DEI crimes, ICE vehicle crimes, refusal to veil crimes, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 07:39 PM (XJ22o)

25 Scruffy last dog.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 10, 2026 07:34 PM (NnhvP)
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It's sad, though.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:40 PM (Fi81e)

26 Shoebill stork & son
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And they just want to let you know what they think of you.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:40 PM (Fi81e)

27 I'm going to start carrying Ralphy up and down any stairs. He's getting awkward and I don't want him to hurt himself. Carrying him in from outside when he knows he's getting a treat....the squirm___.

And the dancing when he's getting the treat. Tons of life.

Christmas tree lights are on. Some of the lights outside are on too.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 10, 2026 07:41 PM (Sco7b)

28 A happy fur ball

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

29 >> The Solar System May Have a 6th Dwarf Planet

2026 ED138. One of the discoveries Vera Rubin recently announced, along with one just a couple days ago, R631, an odd, retrograde highly inclined object about 100km in diameter, which may be a giant comet-like body.

Rubin has been observing these since Dec of 2025 until March, and they just announced them now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 07:42 PM (w6EFb)

30 Shoebill son is VERY disappointed in y'all.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2026 07:32 PM

A mere pittance compared to how we disappoint Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 10, 2026 07:43 PM (2S83K)

31 Shoebill son just found out John Thune is keeping his leadership position.
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What "leadership"?

Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2026 07:43 PM (TN0g+)

32
Democrats take control of the House in January and have said impeaching Hegseth is a top priority.

Posted by: r hennigantx

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I think they're more focused on him as a future president or veep than we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 07:43 PM (XJ22o)

33 Saw this on X, and if true, it's screwy.

Model comes up flirts with Russel Brand. During flirting she touched his crotch.

As the encounter continues, he touches her breast, and later blows him in the bathroom.

The breast touch is sexual assault in this sequence.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:43 PM (Fi81e)

34 Hope that last video the doggie found a good owner

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

35 What "leadership"?
Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2026 07:43 PM (TN0g+)

'Zackly.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz)

36 Saijo qualifies for tonight’s theme.

Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2026 07:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

37 Shoebill stork & son
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They've got a lot of problems with you people, and you're going to hear about it!

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:45 PM (Fi81e)

38 34 Hope that last video the doggie found a good owner
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

I'm telling myself this is one of those fake clips for clicks. I think the person recording actually owns and cares for that sweet thing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 07:46 PM (zYpTz)

39 ================

I think they're more focused on him as a future president or veep than we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Good thinking. If he's as good at politicing as he is DoW they will be running uphill.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 07:47 PM (hPgrk)

40
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:43 PM (Fi81e)

=================

Yet another demonstration of some dreary exhortation to a disciplined, virtuous life as a way to avoid trouble. Sigh.

Posted by: but it's true at November 10, 2026 07:47 PM (XJ22o)

41 Been up since 3am
Better call it a night.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

42
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 10, 2026 07:41 PM (Sco7b)

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Well, Teddy's got a lizard. That lizard sat in the hallway playing dead for an hour and I tried to sweep him out the door. He was within inches of freedom, then he panicked and bolted for god-knows-where.

Teddy found him. Sorry, lizard. I tried to save you.

Posted by: but it's true at November 10, 2026 07:50 PM (XJ22o)

43
sock off

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 07:50 PM (XJ22o)

44 We're not mad at you.
We're just disappointed.

Posted by: Shoebill stork & son at November 10, 2026 07:52 PM (2Ez/1)

45 I'd like to see Red states declare themselves Taxcheat Sanctuaries.
Outlaw helping the IRS arrest its citizens.
IRS out.
How well do you think that would go over with the Blews?
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 07:36 PM (Fi81e)

You kid but this is exactly what the republicans should do but they have sandy vaginas and what would the courts think and the law and the constitution and blah blah blah...

Posted by: Wet Taco at November 10, 2026 07:55 PM (Ssbab)

46 Here at Shoebill Stork and Son, we just have to say "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Posted by: Shoebill Stork And Son at November 10, 2026 07:55 PM (Fi81e)

47
Another interesting thing Vera Rubin is looking for is the dreaded "Planet X", another big planet way out there. Current models have it about 5 earth masses, and roughly 300AU distance, orbital period about 7400 years, eccentric and about 16 degrees inclination.

Rubin has about an 80% chance of seeing it the first two years of operation if it exists. They may already found something, but haven't announced it yet. They'll want to go over years and years of archival data before they'd even think of announcing something this big.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

48 There are no Red States.
There are no Blue States.
There's only you and me
and we just disagree."

Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa....

Posted by: man at November 10, 2026 07:56 PM (pfXMo)

49 Their bills don’t look like shoes to me.
Maybe they look like the hull of a boat but I guess Boatbill Stork didn’t sound as good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 07:56 PM (6ydKt)

50
Stork son looks like John Thune disappointed in you Republican voters for not rewarding his energy and leadership.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 07:56 PM (eRlcH)

51 Here at Shoebill Stork & Son, we're getting ready for Festivus.

Posted by: Shoebill Stork & Son at November 10, 2026 07:57 PM (Fi81e)

52 Those Storks are looking at me like my name is Todd.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2026 07:58 PM (k1S9h)

53 Willowed:

"Is your mother disappointed you never became a doctor?"

No. My father was from that side of the family.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 10, 2026 07:58 PM (LOvBA)

54 Those Storks are looking at me like my name is Todd.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2026 07:58 PM (k1S9h)
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Don't be Todd.

Posted by: Shoebill Stork & Son at November 10, 2026 07:59 PM (Fi81e)

55
While I'd love for Planet X to exist, OTOH, it would tickle me if it didn't. It's possible some of the observations that suggest it exists are just a coincidence, and if they are not, a very big massive ring of debris way out there could do it as well.

Mike Brown, the one who killed Pluto as a planet, and is damned proud of it, is big on this Planet X model predictions. He'd love to get credit for being the one who predicted it. And I've love for him to be dead wrong.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 07:59 PM (w6EFb)

56
The son stork looks like he expected better from you.

The father stork looks like he stopped expecting that a long time ago.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 08:00 PM (Fi81e)

57 Why are the birds so angry with me?
Why didn't Hitchcock cast a few shoebills in "The Birds?"

Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 08:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

58
NFC North is a combined 25-9.

The Best record for any division in NFL history at 9 weeks.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 08:02 PM (Fi81e)

59 Why are the birds so angry with me?

Why didn't Hitchcock cast a few shoebills in "The Birds?"
Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 08:02 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Maybe that's where it started?

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 08:03 PM (Fi81e)

60 Pluto, eppur si muove.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 10, 2026 08:03 PM (ZVgZ4)

61 Pluto is not a planet.

Posted by: Mike Brown at November 10, 2026 08:03 PM (LOvBA)

62 Shoebill storks are still not as hideous as Jennifer Welch.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:04 PM (2Drhq)

63 MPGA!

Make Pluto great again!

Posted by: RI Red at November 10, 2026 08:04 PM (uhUgt)

64 Pluto is not a planet.
Posted by: Mike Brown at November 10, 2026 08:03 PM (LOvBA)
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That's messed up.

Posted by: Burton Guster at November 10, 2026 08:04 PM (Fi81e)

65
Raquel Welch >>>>>>>>>>> Jennifer Welch

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 08:05 PM (eRlcH)

66 I for one do not wish to anger our future Plutonian overlords.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:06 PM (2Drhq)

67
Pluto is not a planet.
Posted by: Mike Brown

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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 08:06 PM (eRlcH)

68 Mike Brown is asshoe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

69 Raquel Welch >>>>>>>>>>> Jennifer Welch
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Not enough screen space for all the >>>>>'s needed.

Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2026 08:07 PM (41CYW)

70
Not enough screen space for all the >>>>>'s needed.
Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2026 08:07 PM (41CYW)

____________

True. Raquel should get a posthumous Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 08:08 PM (eRlcH)

71 I for one do not wish to anger our future Plutonian overlords.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:06 PM (2Drhq)
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They call it Yuggoth.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 08:08 PM (Fi81e)

72 I for one do not wish to anger our future Plutonian overlords.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:06 PM (2Drhq)
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They call it Yuggoth.
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 08:08 PM
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We're fun guys!

Posted by: The Fun Guys from Yuggoth at November 10, 2026 08:08 PM (Fi81e)

73 IBM has announced it is no longer sponsoring visas for its consulting division. Cited Trump’s crackdown on h1bs as a reason.

Current visa holders have until the end of the year to leave the company.

Good!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 08:09 PM (GW+4b)

74 Wiki tells me Shoebill Storks aren't actually storks.

So they're lying bastages as well as well as goofy-looking.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:11 PM (2Drhq)

75
Wasn't it last year when that Jennifer Welch actually bragged about some "unhomed person" jacking off to her as she passed him on the street somewhere? I still got it, she said.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 08:12 PM (w6EFb)

76 It’s unhoused person you H8er.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 08:13 PM (GW+4b)

77 Big day for me! I have a hard time bending over to scoop Charlie the poodle's poop when we're out on a walk. So I bought this pooper scooper which adds a few inches to my reach.

https://tinyurl.com/3zrr2867

Charlie and I took it out for a spin today at the park. It works well and is comfortable and convenient.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 10, 2026 08:13 PM (ndZc7)

78 Fentheads living under the bridge whack off to me. I'm hot.

Weird flex.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:14 PM (2Drhq)

79 Little bird has a serious attitude.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2026 08:14 PM (viF8m)

80 by the way, in case you forgot, Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2026 08:14 PM (rbvCR)

81 Turns out Joe and Jill were in Ireland, because, get this:

Hunter, was awarded the Gold Medal for Outstanding Contribution for Public Discourse by the College Historical Society.

That’s hilarious, and then the Pro-Palis started throwing things at them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 08:17 PM (6ydKt)

82 https://tinyurl.com/3zrr2867

returns

The link you clicked on is malformed. Contact the editor of the originating page.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 10, 2026 08:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

83 78 Fentheads living under the bridge whack off to me. I'm hot.

Weird flex.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:14 PM (2Drhq)

Well, somebody on the Welch thread did say she was an underpass 6, so maybe she's found her niche. Good for her.

Posted by: Moki at November 10, 2026 08:17 PM (wLjpr)

84 Wiki tells me Shoebill Storks aren't actually storks.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:11 PM (2Drhq)
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They've never been too happy with Wikipedia for that reason.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 08:19 PM (Fi81e)

85
The Star Trek TOS episode with Julie Newmar is on H&I now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

86 by the way, in case you forgot, Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2026 08:14 PM (rbvCR)

Watchmen: IYKYK.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 10, 2026 08:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

87 Shoebill stork & son

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“It’s the big one! I’m coming for you Elizabeth!”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 10, 2026 08:22 PM (ndZc7)

88 The Shoebills have the same stern look as Sam Eagle from the Muppets.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 08:23 PM (6ydKt)

89 It’s not even 730 and I could go to bed.

Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2026 08:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

90
https://tinyurl.com/3zrr2867

returns

The link you clicked on is malformed. Contact the editor of the originating page.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

It works here.
Amazon pooper scooper

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 08:23 PM (Cqx++)

91 I want to read "American Warlord" but I'm balking at the price. $15 for 320 pages of Kindle ebook? WTF?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 10, 2026 08:25 PM (FZzOq)

92 Ain't nobody does stink eye like a shoebill.

Posted by: MartynWW at November 10, 2026 08:25 PM (KfIEy)

93 In the next panel, a partially-muscled skeleton screams for thirty seconds before vanishing. Man, I still remember The Watchmen practically page for page. It's just that good.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 08:26 PM (2Drhq)

94 It works here.
Amazon pooper scooper
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 08:23 PM (Cqx++)

Figured as much; still doesn’t work for me: maybe VPN?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 10, 2026 08:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

95 Stacy keach es mort at 85

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 08:29 PM (YZ0Fo)

96
Bones just slapped the hell out of Julie Newmar. She had slapped him twice.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

97 That's Bob Boone, Bob mills and Stacy keach today

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 08:33 PM (YZ0Fo)

98 Bones just slapped the hell out of Julie Newmar. She had slapped him twice.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)
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He wasn't permitted to touch her.

My Lord! Star Trek is rape sympathetic!!

She did not consent!!

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 08:33 PM (Fi81e)

99 I think Shoebill Son is auditioning for the part of Henery Hawk in an upcoming live-action Looney Tunes movie.

Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2026 08:33 PM (VHUov)

100 Yeah, VPN: when I still had dogs (only cats now) I used a scooper that was a pan on a broomstick, with a flat plate on a broomstick. Worked pretty well, and you didn’t have to bend at all, but you did have to raise it up to transfer to a plastic bag.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 10, 2026 08:35 PM (r9UEQ)

101 The Star Trek TOS episode with Julie Newmar is on H&I now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 10, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)
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She seduced Spock and me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:36 PM (RIvkX)

102 Wiki tells me Shoebill Storks aren't actually storks.

So they're lying bastages as well as well as goofy-looking.
Posted by: Delurker

But they eat (small enough) crocodiles, so nobody tells them that to their faces.

Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2026 08:37 PM (VHUov)

103 The first Crocs were hand made by native peoples from tough but compliant Shoebill beaks. They were called "Nunouswacrocgongas", which translates roughly to "gay moccasin made from bird beak".

Posted by: Shoebill Facts at November 10, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

104 Better pooper scooper link?

https://is.gd/ULGo6X

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 10, 2026 08:38 PM (ndZc7)

105 Hey , the new season of The Curse of Oak Island starts at 9pm.
They're finding the treasure this year!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 08:39 PM (FroOw)

106 They call it Yuggoth.
Posted by: Axeman

We're fun guys!
Posted by: The Fun Guys from Yuggoth

* golf clap *

* yes, with tentacles *

Posted by: mikethulhu at November 10, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov)

107 Welch's Grape Jelly >>>>>>>>Jennifer Welch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 08:39 PM (FroOw)

108 "Hey , the new season of The Curse of Oak Island starts at 9pm.
They're finding the treasure this year!
Posted by: Smell the Glove"

Dang. They should have hit China by now.

Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

109 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Sen. Majority Leader John Thune has been re-elected by Senate Republicans and will serve as Senate Minority Leader in the new Congress when Dems take power. Senators Barrasso, Cotton, Capito, and Lankford have all also been re-elected to their positions.
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Who, who, who and who?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:42 PM (RIvkX)

110 A Julie Newmar siting on any air cable channel is fantastic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2026 08:42 PM (Ta4DE)

111 The Shoebills have the same stern look as Sam Eagle from the Muppets.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

* scrolls window so he can't see the son's spindly legs *

That is totally a Muppet.

Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov)

112 The first Crocs were hand made by native peoples from tough but compliant Shoebill beaks. They were called "Nunouswacrocgongas", which translates roughly to "gay moccasin made from bird beak".

Posted by: Shoebill Facts at November 10, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

Garrett's ancestors used every part of the

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2026 08:44 PM (xmXMq)

113 The first Crocs were hand made by native peoples from tough but compliant Shoebill beaks.
Posted by: Shoebill Facts

Same stuff they make Republicans from.

Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

114 . . . gay outfit.

FFS, fat fingers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 10, 2026 08:45 PM (xmXMq)

115 Melugin
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Sen. Majority Leader John Thune has been re-elected by Senate Republicans and will serve as Senate Minority Leader in the new Congress when Dems take power. Senators Barrasso, Cotton, Capito, and Lankford have all also been re-elected to their positions.
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Who, who, who and who?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Lankford is our ass senator that wrote the 5k a day are legal bill. And then got into leadership because of it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 08:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

116 "Bones just slapped the hell out of Julie Newmar. She had slapped him twice.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley"

She's havin' my baby!

Posted by: Bones at November 10, 2026 08:46 PM (MWfyi)

117 Who, who, who and who?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It doesn't matter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2026 08:46 PM (Ta4DE)

118 Thune is the best loser they could come up with. He'll do fine.

Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 08:51 PM (MWfyi)

119
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 08:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

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What's the 5k a day are legal bill?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 08:52 PM (XJ22o)

120 What's the 5k a day are legal bill?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The immigration bill McConnell tried to force through under Biden. Lankford wrote it. It was the "compromise" thankfully it was tanked by a handful of senators.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 08:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

121 Lankford looks like he's smooth down there like a Ken doll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:55 PM (RIvkX)

122 We got rained on really hard today. Big, warm drops that were part of that chinook coming out of Hawaii. We just got the edge, not the whole blow like BC.
Surprising that as soon as we were done working outside, it stopped raining.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

123 Lankford looks like he's smooth down there like a Ken doll.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

He sounds like a weird devil and he only wins here because like half the state went to his church camp. He's gonna have a hard road to hoe for election.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 08:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

124 Reelection

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 08:58 PM (YZ0Fo)

125 Hmmm. Snowflake's Mom Starry came in. She's really an outdoor cat but they've both stayed here before during winter.

My friend's house is full of kids. They're outdoor cats, not the least bit destructive and I have room during the Canadian winter. We'll see what happens.

Ralphy's really excited.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 10, 2026 09:06 PM (Sco7b)

126 He's gonna have a hard road to hoe for election.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Reelection
Posted by: BruceWayne

The single correction means you meant "road?" Those are indeed hard to hoe.

Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)

127 The actor Stacey Keach has died.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2026 09:08 PM (lJ0H4)

128 Posted by: Stateless -

I think you're really gonna like clayface.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 09:08 PM (YZ0Fo)

129 The single correction means you meant "road?" Those are indeed hard to hoe.
Posted by: mikeski at November 10, 2026 09:06 PM (VHUov)

When a guy is busy towing the line and sewing his wild oats, everything is difficult.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 10, 2026 09:10 PM (FZzOq)

130 The GOP Senate is now beyond parody. Remember the "leadership" wasn't re-selected by Chy-nah, no electronic hacking of votes, no non-citizens voting. That's your Senate GOP ladies and gents.

The GOP long ago decided to out-wait Trump, run out the clock. Mission accomplished. The voters dutifully returned these (mostly) idiotic losers throughout.

Much good can/will still be accomplished by the executive alone in 2 years. All of it (well, most of it) reversible within 24 hours if a Dem is in the WH next time. I can see the giddy coverage contractors cutting huge gaps in the border barrier, ecstatic coverage of deportees re-united with family (also illegal, still here) already. And the CVs will be flying out of ICE and the BP like Moroccans pouring into Mellila.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2026 09:11 PM (U/Byj)

131 Stacy Keach died . Lived in Poland.
Excellent character actor, The Long Riders and played Sgt Stadenko in Cheech and Chong movies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 09:11 PM (FroOw)

132 128 Posted by: Stateless -

I think you're really gonna like clayface.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 09:08 PM (YZ0Fo

I'm hoping to see movies again when my project is done. I heard it was really good.

A guy ace links too liked it.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 10, 2026 09:12 PM (Sco7b)

133 I'm hoping to see movies again when my project is done. I heard it was really good.

A guy ace links too liked it.
Posted by: Stateless

It was a legit body horror movie. Very well acted and for me got to see the true form of clayface at the end. It was good.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 09:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

134 Godzilla Minus Zero was a pretty good movie, the middle drags a little but over all a banger.

Shinden, Skyraiders, Emily, Rinzen, an Iowa battleship, Pershing tanks, and even PT boats?

All so Gojira can go Super Saiyen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 10, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)

135 The actor Stacey Keach has died.
Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2026 09:08 PM (lJ0H4)

I remember the "Mike Hammer" series with Mr. Keach. In every episode, he would accidentally drop his .45 Automatic and have to have a furious fist fight with the villain.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 10, 2026 09:15 PM (FZzOq)

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