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President Donald Trump declared Monday that Iran’s military is effectively defeated and another U.S. offensive appears unlikely, signaling that the months-long conflict could soon end following talks with Qatar’s prime minister.Gee, and such perfect timing the welcome announcement coming as it does precisely a week after the midterm elections where the conflict in Iran was in many quarters a campaign issue that in sone ways rightly or wrongly contributed to the disastrous showing for the GOP. Will there be an official surrender on board the deck of the USS Missouri, conveniently parked somewhere in the Strait of Hormuz so that the Houthis can attack it a la the USS Cole with Islamikaze suicide boats? And no doubt Iran's renewal of its efforts to build nuclear weapons will go the way of its Mullah-controlled government — that is it will ramp up yet again. On this fercockter sour note, yes it's not just the lyrics but it's also the fact that the music that it engendered included the vomitus inducing screeches of Yoko Ono. And so we go from the President's declaration on Iran to this madness about the border and immigration policy. I mean what the ever-loving Effing hell?! President Donald Trump denied Monday that his administration is considering amnesty for illegal immigrants, clarifying remarks he made in an interview over the weekend suggesting he might be open to striking a deal with Democrats. During an interview with 60 Minutes, the president told CBS News’ Ross Douthat that he would “love” to work with Democrats on immigration, said the issue had both “helped and hurt” him in the midterms, and suggested that he might allow certain illegal immigrants to remain in the United States.Working with the Democrats is the exact same thing as working with Hamas and Iran's Mullahs. Maybe, maybe they'll throw you some sort of a bone that has a huge string attached to it but in the next two years, if they can't actually impeach convict and remove you from office — remember they now control both chambers and they're on a mission from ...Satan... as they have been for years — they will do everything they can to completely undermine you by any and every means at their disposal. Because the real goal is not just removing you as their bête noire but removing every last vestige of America as founded, that is whatever yet remains of it, so they can cement absolute power generationally and forever. Every generation of Americans is told that some emergency justifies setting the Constitution aside just this once. Today’s “emergency” comes with a slogan: saving democracy. Strip away the branding, and the Democrat Party’s structural agenda looks like something entirely different—and reminiscent of the old Bolsheviki power play 100 years ago but recast for gaining control of U.S. institutions. Two new states, a packed Supreme Court, the end of the filibuster, an end run around the Electoral College, federal control of elections, and a government apparatus for policing “disinformation” are not a plan to save democracy. Taken together, they are a plan to make a future Democrat Party majority permanent. That was the Bolsheviki goal, too....THE PATTERN: WIN ONCE, NEVER LOSE AGAIN...THE ACCELERANT: A COLOR REVOLUTION IN WAITING . . . There is a constitutional answer for the Democrats’ plan. Constitutional conservatives do not need to match the Democrats with a plan of their own. We need only insist on the rules the Framers wrote. If DC deserves statehood, if the Electoral College should go, if justices should serve fixed terms, then Democrats are free to make that case via constitutional amendments or Article V and persuade three-quarters of the states to agree. They know they cannot, and that is exactly why they are trying to go around it. The rest of us, in South Dakota and across the country, should refuse to let them.The Constitution is what they've wiped their ass with for nearly 200 years now. There is nothing to stop them. The courts. please that is their first line of defense!!! So the question is How many divisions do they have? No really, should we God-Forbid wind up with a POTUS Titty-Caca AOC and VOP El-Sayed in the not too distant future, they'd have the military, would they obey their orders? More to the point is that the question really is How many divisions do WE have?! On these sour notes, one final thought: Tom Massie is a Titanic reeking, abject piece of shit. Some people can take a hint. Soon-to-be former Rep. Thomas Massie is not one of those people. Voters in his Kentucky district sent him packing on May 19, and he seems intent on breaking whatever he can before he leaves at the end of the year. He does not even have the leverage to say he could have won a district Republicans lost on Tuesday. The man who defeated him in the Republican primary, Ed Gallerin, beat his Democrat challenger in the general by 13 points. Now he is going out with a bang, forcing an impeachment vote on Secretary of War Pete Hegseth this Wednesday. From his office: Massie is doing this because he doesn't dare do what he really wants to do: introduce articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump. It is even more obvious since pretty much every one of the "high crimes and misdemeanors" listed by Massie are things Hegseth either did under orders from the Commander in Chief or with his approval.As horrendous as last Tuesday was, if by some miracle we not only survive the aftermath but it it also leads to the complete evisceration of the GOP of cancerous lesions like Massie, Thune, et al and the restoration of a real pro-American anti-Leftist party we can rally behind then perhaps it will all be worth it. Until then, hunker down, and God bless us all, and despite everything I bid you to have a good day.
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G'morning J.J.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at November 10, 2026 06:46 AM (O7YUW) 2
Whoah! Early Sefton is the best Sefton! Moar cofeve!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 06:48 AM (p9+j8) Posted by: Sister Mary Elephant at November 10, 2026 06:48 AM (RIvkX) 4
2 Whoah! Early Sefton is the best Sefton! Moar cofeve!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 06:48 AM (p9+j Early morning MRI for me, et viola. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2026 06:49 AM (x0n13) 5
If it turns out Trump fails, my last shred of optimism for the American experiment will succumb to my overwhelming cynicism.
Posted by: Sister Mary Elephant at November 10, 2026 06:50 AM (RIvkX) 6
Happy Tuesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:52 AM (/+uur) 7
After Massie's wife passed away and he took up with his staffer, I recall she began accusing him of "asking her for behavior she was uncomfortable with", which was never explained. So, weird guy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 06:53 AM (nGQj1) 8
May your MRI results be the best results JJ, and thank you for giving us such a good thread.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 06:54 AM (nGQj1) 9
Well, work beckons. Have a good day y'all.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at November 10, 2026 06:54 AM (O7YUW) 10
Willowed... about AI...
...Plus it has a kind of Tower of Babel vibe to it. “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens" The key phrase follows where God decides to confound their language because He observed that together "there is nothing they can't do" — and that phrase has haunted Torah scholars for millennia. I have coined the phrase "babelized" to describe any system that is too complex to be understood or properly managed. Like running a nation in a command economy. Which is the direction the former US is heading. Which may be possible with AI ... in theory. Personally, I see it more spiritualized and AI is the head-fake. Its the joining together the people groups (ref Table of Nations) who were scattered into a mass so that their spiritual princes will be together to pick up on their rebellion against God that they began shortly after The Flood. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 06:55 AM (pawvM) 11
/class...class...SOCK OFF!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 06:57 AM (RIvkX) 12
After Massie's wife passed away and he took up with his staffer, I recall she began accusing him of "asking her for behavior she was uncomfortable with", which was never explained. So, weird guy.
Especially since his hook-up guy, Epstein, is no longer able to provide Massie quid pro quo services. Filed under "...protesteth too much..." Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 06:57 AM (pawvM) 13
Thank you JJ. Morning all
Trump is casting about awkwardly. Not good, but I expect he’ll regain his normal equilibrium soon. I’m glad he stepped back from the amnesty nonsense… Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 10, 2026 06:57 AM (uAqpe) 14
"but IF it also leads to the complete evisceration of the GOP of cancerous lesions like Massie, Thune, et al and the restoration of a real pro-American anti-Leftist party we can rally behind then perhaps it will all be worth it."
Oh boy, a bright side! Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi) 15
Morning, all!
Time to walk and pray, and prepare for another day of subbing while I wait to hear back from last week's interview or for new interview requests to show up. Posted by: RandomDave at November 10, 2026 06:57 AM (aJQbY) 16
Ted Cruz is predicting the doom and gloom we already know will be coming soon. Numerous quotes all over X.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 10, 2026 06:59 AM (Idhcz) 17
There is a constitutional answer for the Democrats’ plan
2nd Amendment And the will to water the tree of Liberty Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:00 AM (pawvM) 18
"Here’s What Republicans Could Still Get Done With Their Final Weeks Of Control"
1. Whine 2. Capitulate 3. Suck ass Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 07:00 AM (MWfyi) 19
Scanned the links. Yep. It seems every time we get something good, it gets taken away from us. Or, thrown away.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 10, 2026 07:00 AM (1Ff7Z) 20
Ted Cruz is predicting the doom and gloom we already know will be coming soon. Numerous quotes all over X.
I wish Ted Cruze cared more about the US than he does about his engagement numbers in social media. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:01 AM (pawvM) 21
should we God-Forbid wind up with a POTUS Titty-Caca AOC and VOP El-Sayed in the not too distant future, they'd have the military, would they obey their orders?
Yes, they would. Examples will be made of those who won't and the rest will brought to heel. Posted by: Halfhand at November 10, 2026 07:01 AM (42suR) 22
Ted Cruz is of no effect.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX) 23
"New Details Suggest Joe Biden’s Mental Collapse Was Even Worse Than Previously Known"
You don't say. New data also shows that the USA's collapse is even worse than previously known. Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 07:02 AM (MWfyi) 24
I'm starting to be of the opinion there was only a moderate blue wave combined with regular Dem cheating gave the appearance of the a blue tsunami. No way the country shifted so blue, so fast.
Future is still bleak and now looks like Trump may throw us under the bus on immigration. His mass deportations should be ramped up instead, as it is the only thing that might save this country. Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2026 07:07 AM (PTDkx) 25
should we God-Forbid wind up with a POTUS Titty-Caca AOC and VOP El-Sayed in the not too distant future, they'd have the military, would they obey their orders?
We had puppets Obama and Biden which proves that the real decisions don't happen anywhere near the Oval Office. Barry was needed to spread the charisma and put a messianic face on the Bolshevism. Biden proved that they can prop up a cardboard cut-out from a 7/eleven in the WH and the Wizards of Oz could operate without fear of requiring major security. AOC and El-jihadi are just the boob bait that the mental retards who stuff ballots and shoot the Charlie Kirks need for inspiration. It can be any mouth-breather at this point. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:07 AM (pawvM) 26
"New Details Suggest Joe Biden’s Mental Collapse Was Even Worse Than Previously Known"
===== Headlines like this must mean I am a one-eyed man in the land of the blind. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 07:07 AM (RIvkX) 27
"Victor Davis Hanson:The 2026 midterm rout exposed Republican failures on the economy, Iran, and immigration. "
What failures? VDH is full of shit. Like Levin and the others, constantly whining and doing nothing, shifting with wind. The economy is better, immigration has been greatly curtailed, and Iran has been neutered. If that's failure then fine. Let the Dems have a crack at it and see what that gets us. If you are going to listen to the media and let it shape your thoughts, then just keep them to yourself. Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 07:09 AM (MWfyi) 28
Early JJ? What sorcery is this?!
Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 07:09 AM (OPGS/) 29
"New Details Suggest Joe Biden’s Mental Collapse Was Even Worse Than Previously Known"
It was already know in the 2020 campaign to anybody paying attention and not blinded by ideology/party loyalty. Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2026 07:09 AM (PTDkx) 30
I'm starting to be of the opinion there was only a moderate blue wave combined with regular Dem cheating gave the appearance of the a blue tsunami. No way the country shifted so blue, so fast.
Future is still bleak and now looks like Trump may throw us under the bus on immigration. His mass deportations should be ramped up instead, as it is the only thing that might save this country. Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2026 07:07 AM (PTDkx) Dems signed up a bunch of new voters. Republican vote numbers were on par with past midterms. So if those newly signed up Dem voters are legit, then minimal cheating… I tend to think they’re legit. The solution: the GOP needs to sign up a bunch of new voters and get them how… they did it in 24, it can be done again. Start paying Scott Pressler Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 10, 2026 07:10 AM (uAqpe) 31
We’ll know the direction the GOP will go if the reinstall Thune and Scalise in leadership positions.
Which is 100pct likely. Iran was a fiasco but the donks didn’t take control of Alaska and Texas because of Iran. They simply conjured millions of more voters. Our election systems are gay a retarded. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2026 07:11 AM (XV/Pl) 32
I wouldn't blame PDT if he said fuck all yall ungrateful turds and disappeared.
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 07:11 AM (MWfyi) 33
It was already know in the
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2026 07:09 AM (PTDkx) ===== I was there. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 07:12 AM (RIvkX) 34
Now let's you just drop them pants. Take 'em right off. Don't say nothin' just do it. Just drop 'em, boy!
Posted by: The democrat party at November 10, 2026 07:13 AM (ckEP2) 35
Future is still bleak and now looks like Trump may throw us under the bus on immigration. His mass deportations should be ramped up instead, as it is the only thing that might save this country.
I'm of the group that believes that human history has a distinct beginning and end that has a foundation in purpose. To achieve that end, particularly since the war is spiritual not carnal, there are certain requirements. Given that each of the nations (as in Table of Nations) who were separated at Babel have their own spiritual princes (angels/demons/whatever) that a reunion is required — thus there is a physical requirement for the dispersed nations to gather in an economic environment that permits some level of reintegration (physical infrastructure is needed for the humans who are the "hands" of the princes). Therefore, it is inevitable, indeed a cosmic requirement that immigration is restored to satisfy the time-line. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:13 AM (BvPIe) 36
Folks, remember… In the 2010 midterm elections, Democrats lost 63 seats in the House of Representatives and 6 seats in the Senate.
Then Obama won again in 2012. It’s not as bleak as it looks. Although yeah it is kinda bleak… Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 10, 2026 07:15 AM (uAqpe) 37
Good morning! I have come to accept that the GOP is just a useless bunch of backstabbing, bootlicking, obsequious ass hats. Ted Cruz being an example. My last remaining hope is that PDTS says 'fuck it' and goes scorched earth, then blanket pardons everyone on the way out the door just to spite the dems and their sycophantic media whores.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 10, 2026 07:15 AM (3Ope8) 38
I think that we need to undo those 287(g) agreements and let local law enforcement take care of their communities. And ICE will carry out its duties, but we need to make sure law enforcement is not aiding and abetting ICE here in Texas.”
Vargas then said, “That sounds very similar to the sanctuary state policies of many blue states.” Goodwin responded, “Well, we just want to treat people humanely.” Tell that to Jocelyn Nungaray Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:16 AM (/+uur) 39
15 Morning, all!
Time to walk and pray, and prepare for another day of subbing while I wait to hear back from last week's interview or for new interview requests to show up. Posted by: RandomDave at November 10, 2026 06:57 AM (aJQbY) Post what job field and job type you're looking for, and maybe the Horde can help...contacts are king! Posted by: Nova Local at November 10, 2026 07:19 AM (Gb7+b) 40
@36
>> Although yeah it is kinda bleak We can’t take back the Senate until 2032 at the earliest, which means even if a Republican wins in 2028, he won’t be able to confirm new SCOTUS justices without donk sign off. And if a donk wins in 2028, we’ll Katy bar the door. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2026 07:19 AM (XV/Pl) 41
I'm genuinely curious how, if the democrats have developed such a profoundly effective nationwide fraud network, they allowed Trump to win so overwhelmingly in 2024?
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 07:19 AM (7s9Qe) 42
22 Ted Cruz is of no effect.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX) I agree...his one chance to matter is to run for Senate minority leader... Posted by: Nova Local at November 10, 2026 07:20 AM (Gb7+b) 43
CNN's Jake Tapper said he regrets not investigating Biden's decline more aggressively.
Your masters would have shown you the door, you would have been branded a right wing extremist and your name would be held up as an example of what happens when property gets uppity. Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 07:21 AM (OPGS/) 44
Good morning Horde. Thx JJ hope you are doing well.
I looked up congressman Garcia . He's an illegal immigrant , gay guy who was first a Republican then a Dem. The perfect slimy piece of crap for today's left Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 07:21 AM (FroOw) 45
No they have not violated just 1 law.
They have violated close to a dozen. Did the present to an officer? Did they use a valid entry point? Did they file the paperwork? Did you drive a car once you were here? A whole home generator needs 5 permits in some cities I have worked with and each of those permits could have 3 or 4 requirements for the permit and another 2 or 3 inspections. You can have 10 to 15 violations with 1 install! Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:22 AM (/+uur) 46
Goodwin responded, “Well, we just want to treat people humanely.”
The people who shoot Charlie Kirk, fantasize the deaths of MAGA people, abort babies, push for MAID, release rapists, murderers and arsonists back on the street, persecute those who didn't take the Vaxx, sexually traffic children, enslave foreigners, permanently mutilate kids to deny them fertility, cheer women who strangle their children in the basement, burn down churches, throw J6ers in isolated confinement, assist drug cartels in the killing of hundreds of thousands of citizens, spend billions to enlarge the drug-addict/"homeless" population, cripple the population with nihilistic propaganda.... They are going to preach about what it means to be humane? Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:22 AM (BvPIe) 47
I agree...his one chance to matter is to run for Senate minority leader...
Cruz never wanted the job. He always took every opportunity to parlay his public exposure into a shot at the presidency or supreme court. The senate is a consolation prize and he treats it that way. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:25 AM (BvPIe) 48
Thank you, JJ, & g'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 07:25 AM (VyBeY) 49
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy With a load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed When the gales of November came early R. I. P. Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2026 07:26 AM (Io8px) 50
They are going to preach about what it means to be humane?
Posted by: Community Notes Well, yes. "That shit I did? Do the opposite." Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 07:26 AM (OPGS/) 51
I'm genuinely curious how, if the democrats have developed such a profoundly effective nationwide fraud network, they allowed Trump to win so overwhelmingly in 2024?
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 07:19 AM (7s9Qe) That’s a great question and it’s the reason I don’t think fraud drove this election. Dems signed up a bunch of new voters and got them to vote. The GOP could do the same but are too lazy or don’t wanna win. If the GOP hired 10 Scott Pressler’s that would work wonders… Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 10, 2026 07:28 AM (uAqpe) 52
They are going to preach about what it means to be humane?
Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:22 AM (BvPIe) Of course. They're psychotic. Until we fully internalize this truth and the nature of the enemy, we're lost. Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 07:29 AM (7s9Qe) 53
‘Gayest‘ Member of Congress Robert Garcia Compares Himself to Murderous Clown Who Targets Children
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2026 07:30 AM (zg+lk) 54
If the GOP hired 10 Scott Pressler’s that would work wonders…
And they would be murdered, just like Charlie Kirk, if they dared to walk on a college campus and win the hearts and minds of the Lost. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 07:30 AM (BvPIe) 55
Constitutional conservatives do not need to match the Democrats with a plan of their own. We need only insist on the rules the Framers wrote.
------ OMFG. This, again? I know I'm going to be hearing this for just a little while longer, and then silly discussion of "the Constitution, voting, your local school board, eagles, apple pie, your glorious forebears, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" will cease forever as even the most cement-headed people on the Right finally wake up to the new (as of 1932) reality of how this country really works. But, even though I can see the light at the end of this tunnel, it's extremely irritating. More irritating than it's been for the rest of my life, really, because it's like when you've been holding in a huge dump for 200 miles and you know there's a toilet just two exits ahead. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2) 56
May your MRI results be the best results JJ, and thank you for giving us such a good thread.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 06:54 AM (nGQj1) Much appreciated. It's a big one, but really from now on they all are. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13) 57
Nobody in the Colorado legislature set out to lock Catholics out of a preschool program.
ha Mr Rogers you are so very very wrong Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur) 58
Much appreciated. It's a big one, but really from now on they all are.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 10, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13) ==== You got this JJ Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX) 59
will cease forever as even the most cement-headed people on the Right finally wake up to the new (as of 1932) reality of how this country really works.
Correct. It's like the new fish in the joint who get ass raped while pleading and hollering that they are not homosexual. Or californians who vote republican harder and harder. And harder. Posted by: Astroglide Is Your Friend at November 10, 2026 07:38 AM (ckEP2) 60
‘Gayest‘ Member of Congress Robert Garcia Compares Himself to Murderous Clown Who Targets Children
Posted by: SMOD I can see a contest on the horizon. Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2026 07:39 AM (Io8px) 61
But, even though I can see the light at the end of this tunnel, it's extremely irritating. More irritating than it's been for the rest of my life, really, because it's like when you've been holding in a huge dump for 200 miles and you know there's a toilet just two exits ahead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2) That rest stop gets declared a major biohazard zone! Haha Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 10, 2026 07:41 AM (uAqpe) 62
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:41 AM (xhhbf) 63
You’re in my prayers JJ
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 10, 2026 07:42 AM (uAqpe) 64
Podcaster who laughed about digging up Charlie Kirk loses an estimated $8m in sponsors
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2026 07:43 AM (zg+lk) 65
‘Gayest‘ Member of Congress Robert Garcia Compares Himself to Murderous Clown Who Targets Children
Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2026 07:30 AM (zg+lk) Gayest?? There are levels of gayness?? I'd say it falls into the same category as being dead or being pregnant. You either ARE or you AREN'T. Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2026 07:44 AM (kuZER) 66
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy With a load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed When the gales of November came early R. I. P. Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2026 07:26 AM (Io8px) Have you somehow been reading my ONT prep for tonight? Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2026 07:45 AM (kuZER) 67
Podcaster who laughed about digging up Charlie Kirk loses an estimated $8m in sponsors
Posted by: SMOD I love the wailing about "I thought you conservatives hated cancel culture!" We do. But you made it clear that this was the new normal. You're only crying because we are better than you at it. Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 07:45 AM (OPGS/) 68
(And kudos to the sponsors who dropped that crazy broad.)
Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 07:45 AM (OPGS/) 69
The F-35 Joint Program Office is struggling to keep track of billions of dollars worth of spare parts for the fifth-generation fighter, government auditors said in a new report—and it still can’t find $85 million in parts that have been lost for years.
The Pentagon does not maintain complete records tracking its worldwide pool of roughly 26 million spare F-35 parts that are collectively worth about $31 billion, the Government Accountability Office said in a report released Nov. 9. What records it has are often inaccurate, incomplete, and don’t reflect real-time changes, the congressional watchdog added. Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2026 07:47 AM (zg+lk) 70
Have you somehow been reading my ONT prep for tonight?
Posted by: Doof It was on almost every other reel on Facebook last night. Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2026 07:49 AM (Io8px) 71
"41 I'm genuinely curious how, if the democrats have developed such a profoundly effective nationwide fraud network, they allowed Trump to win so overwhelmingly in 2024?
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 07:19 AM (7s9Qe) " in 2024 they believed their polling. in 2026 the fraud machine, improved every election cycle, was deployed fully, because President Trump was actually succeeding in Making America Great Again. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 07:49 AM (VyBeY) 72
Iran will still crawl out of the 8th Century sooner or later, with help of the Marxists.
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:49 AM (xhhbf) 73
In case you needed a reminder on how much Republicans absolutely despise conservatives voters, John Cornyn has already met with Talarico in DC.
And you and I both know that meeting was all smiles and laughter between both of them. And I'll bet more than half of his staff keeps their same jobs after January. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 10, 2026 07:50 AM (PdMJp) 74
For years, Maryland Gov. Wes Moore has described his Afghanistan deployment as the experience of an 82nd Airborne Division paratrooper who led soldiers in combat. Now, the Army officer who supervised Moore daily says his accounts of what happened there in 2005 and 2006 are unequivocally false.
“Be honest,” retired Lt. Col. James A. “Jamie” Gottschling said when asked what he would tell Moore. “His service in Afghanistan was good. He was a valued member of the brigade staff.” But he added, “It’s disingenuous to say that you led paratroopers in combat or that you did what would be direct action activities in a combat zone.” Gottschling’s knowledge of Moore’s daily activities in the combat zone adds a firsthand perspective to Spotlight's examination of Moore’s path to Afghanistan, his duties and his combat claims. Posted by: SMOD at November 10, 2026 07:50 AM (zg+lk) 75
Dems signed up a bunch of new voters. Republican vote numbers were on par with past midterms. So if those newly signed up Dem voters are legit, then minimal cheating… I tend to think they’re legit. The solution: the GOP needs to sign up a bunch of new voters and get them how… they did it in 24, it can be done again. Start paying Scott Pressler
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 10, 2026 07:10 AM (uAqpe) In Texas at least, the great majority of new voters were under 30, and most were Hispanic. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 07:52 AM (f/1aL) Posted by: The GOP at November 10, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi) 77
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at November 10, 2026 07:56 AM (53oGX) 78
In Texas at least, the great majority of new voters were under 30, and most were Hispanic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 07:52 AM (f/1aL) And instead of around 45% voting (R) like they did for PDT it was around 23% voting (R) Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur) 79
"CNN's Jake Tapper said he regrets not investigating Biden's decline more aggressively. "
Lying liar lied about what? Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 07:57 AM (MWfyi) 80
PS and 2.9 Million new voter regs in last 3 years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur) 81
Hegseth should publicly file a complaint witht the House Ethics committee and demand Massie's immediate expulsion for slander
Posted by: Grandma's Confused Coroner at November 10, 2026 07:57 AM (Hd1lH) 82
An honest democrap?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2026 07:57 AM (Ta4DE) 83
Well, that's certainly true; Scott Presler should have had a job in the admin from about Day Two - which is about the first time I said that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 07:58 AM (VyBeY) 84
Dammit-- that sock was three days old. I need to do a better job clearing out my schedule so I have more time to comment here.
Reiterating- Hegseth should file a complaint with the House ethics committee. Posted by: tabkdemon at November 10, 2026 07:59 AM (Hd1lH) 85
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin said he would consider legislation granting DACA recipients permanent legal status while insisting that amnesty is “never going to happen.”
=== It's Amnesty and Ds are pushing really hard on this. The entire DACA program was a fraud, the so called children were 20-30 years old! Many , if not all intruders had fake Birth certificates. And Mex consulate would give them any kind of doc they wanted. That was Obama's time bomb for us. Now they are whining that the "children" did not know, and that they are not responsible. It is a massive amnesty. Rs will lose the little support they have left with this fiasco. Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 07:59 AM (AKptf) 86
Mournin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2026 07:59 AM (77rzZ) 87
HAPPU BIRTHDAY JARHEADS! Were Tun's still here Id go. But I'll just drink with som 0311s that live to tell tales!
GUNG. HO! Clear;y "Old Corps". Shit head President its said CCORE! Kiss my ass! Posted by: rodney stanton at November 10, 2026 07:59 AM (Z3fHQ) 88
81 Hegseth should publicly file a complaint witht the House Ethics committee and demand Massie's immediate expulsion for slander
Posted by: Grandma's Confused Coroner I'd settle for a duel to the death myself. Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 07:59 AM (OPGS/) 89
This "children" all bred too, and now have "citizens" who are voting for Ds. What a disaster.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:00 AM (AKptf) 90
83 Well, that's certainly true; Scott Presler should have had a job in the admin from about Day Two - which is about the first time I said that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 07:58 AM (VyBeY) Yes, I really don't know why Rs have excluded him... Even if he has some shady background or if he wanted a ton of money...the man does do the work and get results...and ultimately, we aren't hiring saints to represent us and our interests... Posted by: Nova Local at November 10, 2026 08:00 AM (Gb7+b) 91
Heh . A Chinese Belt an Road initiative dam in Pakistan had a partial collapse . That's the second one at Tarbela on the Indus in the last few years. A tunnel was flooded after an embankment collapsed. China construction aka Tofu Dreg is ashoe
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 08:00 AM (FroOw) 92
Why do people like Wes Moore pretend about having army experience which they never had?. The internet is out there, and I assume this information can be readily verified.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 08:00 AM (JrHfD) Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 10, 2026 08:01 AM (Fv808) 94
People who lie about their military experience are scumbags.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2026 08:04 AM (77rzZ) 95
Hegseth beating up on Massie.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:04 AM (AKptf) 96
I get the impression that the shoebox in Thomas Massie's closet labeled "COW MONEY" had to be upgraded to a suitcase sometime in the last couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:04 AM (BI5O2) 97
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at November 10, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1) 98
Why do people like Wes Moore pretend about having army experience which they never had?
Because they never believe that anyone will check them and they can scream "DAS RAYSIS!" when someone does. Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 08:04 AM (OPGS/) 99
Sadly, my celebration of the Marine Corps' birthday will have to be restrained since I have to go to class tonight.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 08:05 AM (OPGS/) 100
100
Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 08:06 AM (OPGS/) 101
Why do people like Wes Moore pretend about having army experience which they never had?
-- My only guess is that 1/2 the country can be bamboozled and will believe anything without checking. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI) 102
People who lie about their military experience are scumbags.
Posted by: Bulg Absolutely. Never to be trusted with anything. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2026 08:08 AM (Ta4DE) 103
"90 83 Well, that's certainly true; Scott Presler should have had a job in the admin from about Day Two - which is about the first time I said that.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 07:58 AM (VyBeY) Yes, I really don't know why Rs have excluded him... Even if he has some shady background or if he wanted a ton of money...the man does do the work and get results...and ultimately, we aren't hiring saints to represent us and our interests... Posted by: Nova Local at November 10, 2026 08:00 AM (Gb7+b)" his effectiveness is why he was never hired, the bulk of the gop doesn't want to win. how many times now have we given them both houses and the Presidency, and they have done ... zip? (deliberate) failing on the Save Act was the nail in our coffin. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 08:08 AM (VyBeY) 104
Morn' all... Look, I'm a pessimist and the "vote" a week ago was a nightmare but even I'm not ready to throw in the towel
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2026 08:09 AM (+gK6I) 105
10 November
Founding of US Marine Corps New Netherland becomes New York Motorcycle invented, by Daimler Stanley finds Livingstone (Livingstone said he wasn't lost) Electric railway patented (yes, motorcycles are older) Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 10, 2026 08:10 AM (zdLoL) 106
It's Amnesty and Ds are pushing really hard on this. The entire DACA program was a fraud, the so called children were 20-30 years old! Many , if not all intruders had fake Birth certificates. And Mex consulate would give them any kind of doc they wanted. That was Obama's time bomb for us. Now they are whining that the "children" did not know, and that they are not responsible. It is a massive amnesty. Rs will lose the little support they have left with this fiasco. -- Heck, why put forth the effort? With the shaky Electoral College ground we're now on (picture quicksand), they'll easily wrap up all 3 branches of gov't in '28 and by Jan. 20, 2029, it'll be full steam ahead on amnesty, and voter registrations, for 50 million illegals. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI) 107
People who lie about their military experience are scumbags.
Posted by: Bulg As a 1LT, I was my NG signal company acting company commander for 3 months and passed an IG inspection that had been scheduled before I took command. Really. Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 10, 2026 08:11 AM (Fv808) 108
... and theirs.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 08:11 AM (VyBeY) 109
Massie took money from major Democrat Iranian donor, who donated to Dems and who made millions if not billions during Covid. Massie takes money from jihadi Pali donors. Same ones that donate to Tlaib, Omar and the rest of them. Real "America First" patriot!
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:11 AM (AKptf) 110
Has anyone come up with a coherent reason about impeaching Hegseth other than he hurt someone's delicate feelz?
Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 08:12 AM (OPGS/) 111
104-Glad to hear that, Donna!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 08:12 AM (JrHfD) 112
Hegseth : "It tells our Enemies, Iran, the cartels, every adversary watching that the US will actually punish its own warriors and its own civilian leadership for successfully executing lawful military operations!"
"This is not patriotism. This is Sabotage." Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:13 AM (AKptf) 113
Has anyone come up with a coherent reason about impeaching Hegseth other than he hurt someone's delicate feelz?
=== SABOTAAGE!! Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:14 AM (AKptf) 114
104 Donna, I’m ready to throw the towel into a fire.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ) 115
"But most importantly, as Iran was reeling, we stopped fighting after 38 days. And then we inexplicably entered endless negotiations with a regime that has been historically incapable of honest dialogue."
VDH nailed that one. Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 08:15 AM (7s9Qe) 116
I've always liked the serenity prayer. Unfortunately, it's gotten truncated by 12 step programs.
Written by theologian and pastor, Reinhold Niebuhr In the late '30's or early 40's: God grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will; That I may be reasonably happy in this life And supremely happy with Him forever in the next. Amen. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 08:15 AM (JrHfD) 117
Yes, I'm pessimistic about '28 and our future. There's no getting around how utterly disastrous 11/3 was and its implications. I can't find much of a silver lining here. I did happen to say to Mr. Black over the weekend that I thought there was only 1 candidate for the R's that might be able to overcome all the obstacles now in our way...and that's Marco Rubio. ymmv
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI) 118
Massie and Code Pink are joined at the hip. FACT. This is Vietnam hippyism multiplied by Iranian and Qatari money.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:16 AM (AKptf) 119
Thank you for that, FS!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 08:17 AM (VyBeY) 120
That was Obama's time bomb for us. Now they are whining that the "children" did not know, and that they are not responsible. It is a massive amnesty. Rs will lose the little support they have left with this fiasco.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 07:59 AM (AKptf) I said constantly that the polls had to be wrong heading into this election - well the polls I hated were right and I was wrong, no way to deny it. One poll that I hated most said 70% of Texas voters oppose deportation of those without criminal records, outside of immigration violations. They see immigration issues as paperwork crimes, not real crimes. That’s the headwind we choose to fight if we’re going to continue pushing a “deport everyone!” policy. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:17 AM (f/1aL) 121
They lie because it doesn't matter.
They lie, and someone will point out the lie - maybe even scream about the lie - and every single one of their supporters will say "well, you see, it wasn't really a lie, because if you just step through this looking glass, and squint really hard, you can see, reflected across a hundred of the other mirrors in this funhouse of lies, another distant, foggy lie indistinct enough that, if you just turn on your Good People Instagram filter, it kinda looks like it might be true. And obviously because he is Good People, then it necessarily follows that the people who talk about this lie are the real liars, and therefore Garbage People. QED. Kill all Garbage People. The dig them up and kill them all again. For the Good People. And the truth. And $8m in sponsorships." Cf. - everything else in the living memory of American political history. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:17 AM (BI5O2) 122
I'm not throwing in the towel, I'm taking it and going away to the far side of the swamp.
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 08:18 AM (MWfyi) 123
They are afraid to em-peach Trump now, because that did not work and hurt them, so they are going after the most effective individuals executing Trump's policies.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:18 AM (AKptf) 124
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 08:17 AM (VyBeY)
You're most welcome. May you have a blessed day! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 08:19 AM (JrHfD) 125
If Trump did an amnesty - and I don't think he will because he knows like I do the Democrats will NEVER give him a win on anything even if it means destroying him forever - he would immediately lose favor with everybody who exists. The haters will continue to hate him, the fake conservatives will continue to call him a Nazi, and his loyal voters will be utterly betrayed.
So I don't see it happening. It's talk and it keeps the other side off balance. I would not be happy if he signs a bill that amnesties just one illegal of any kind and I represent the OG Trump brigade. So I don't see it. Anything he asks for in return will help America, and Democrats ain't gonna start going for that shit just at the moment they've turned the tide. Posted by: ... at November 10, 2026 08:19 AM (w6LVP) 126
Mechkowski, in a lengthy post on X earlier today, pointed to a single line in a 2019 Bronx training guide, as reproduced in the House Judiciary Committee report. Prosecutors, according to the report, were told to "[o]ffer something that does not have the child's age as an element of the crime."
"Think about what that means," he continued. "A grown man commits a sex crime against a child. He pleads to something that, on paper, could have been against an adult. The record that reaches ICE no longer shows a child victim." "The removal case falls apart, and he stays here." (D) loves them illegal child rapist Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur) 127
You too!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 08:19 AM (VyBeY) 128
. I did happen to say to Mr. Black over the weekend that I thought there was only 1 candidate for the R's that might be able to overcome all the obstacles now in our way...and that's Marco Rubio. ymmv
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 10, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI) I agree. Vance is finished, he’s going to the new Dan Quayle, one and done. I like DeSantis a lot, but I have grave doubts as to whether he can run a national campaign. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:20 AM (f/1aL) 129
SABOTAAGE!!
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:14 AM (AKptf) Our backs are now against the wall? Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage Posted by: Beastie Boys at November 10, 2026 08:21 AM (ckEP2) 130
"(D) loves them illegal child rapist
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)" irregular foot soldiers doing the dirty work for The Party. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 08:22 AM (VyBeY) 131
They're ruthless, we're not. Pretty simple at the root of it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 08:22 AM (7s9Qe) 132
I said constantly that the polls had to be wrong heading into this election - well the polls I hated were right and I was wrong, no way to deny it.
One poll that I hated most said 70% of Texas voters oppose deportation of those without criminal records, outside of immigration violations. They see immigration issues as paperwork crimes, not real crimes. That’s the headwind we choose to fight if we’re going to continue pushing a “deport everyone!” policy. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:17 AM (f/1aL) And what did Rs do to convince people that criminal is a criminal and leaving them here is Amnesty? 70-80% of people in the US, all polls ! , showed that people wanted the SAVE act. And the HOuse passed it. But fuking Thune did nothing to make it pass the Senate. Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf) 133
Epstein!!
Trump is now sending that Israel pay for all USA expenses of the Iran war. Trump wants to give amnesty for undocumented who have been here 10 years. That would be about 75% of all undocumented. Go Donald Go Posted by: Paul at November 10, 2026 08:22 AM (pnulr) 134
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin said he would consider legislation granting DACA recipients permanent legal status while insisting that amnesty is “never going to happen.”
What do you mean "consider legislation"? You are NOT in a position to "consider legislation" you are a hired secretary who works at the Pleasure of POTSUS, your job is follow policy in accordance to the current law. Not the "considered legislation". At least make the enemy work for it, not just fall over yourself and grant every fucking wish they make. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 08:22 AM (pUU4E) 135
"I did happen to say to Mr. Black over the weekend that I thought there was only 1 candidate for the R's that might be able to overcome all the obstacles now in our way...and that's Marco Rubio.
Posted by: Lady in Black" If Rubio is nominated he will be declared the new Hitler (and white supremacist) Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2026 08:23 AM (PTDkx) 136
118 Massie and Code Pink are joined at the hip. FACT. This is Vietnam hippyism multiplied by Iranian and Qatari money. Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:16 AM (AKptf) And don’t forget that Code Pink is primarily funded by the Chinese government through Neville Roy Singham, the husband of one of Code Pink’s founders. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:23 AM (f/1aL) 137
but I have grave doubts as to whether he can run a national campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:20 AM (f/1aL) He demonstrated, at least then, that he couldn't. But some politicians really learn from experience. Anyway, I think a Rubio-DeSantis alliance would be hard to beat. Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 08:24 AM (7s9Qe) 138
And don’t forget that Code Pink is primarily funded by the Chinese government through Neville Roy Singham, the husband of one of Code Pink’s founders.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:23 AM (f/1aL) I don't forget anything... Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:24 AM (AKptf) 139
It would be like putting Dondi up against Bluto.
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi) 140
“This is what I told the troops too: don’t worry about the noise. There’s partisan noise all over our town. We’re focused on delivering the president’s agenda, which is the kind of funding our department needs in order to dominate the future”
~~ Pete Hegseth Excellent at what he does. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (+DVd0) 141
One poll that I hated most said 70% of Texas voters oppose deportation of those without criminal records, outside of immigration violations. They see immigration issues as paperwork crimes, not real crimes.
I can live by that standard. Can we place "failing to pay taxes" as a non-prosecutable "paperwork crime" ? Of no. Its totally OK for foreigners to use false IDs, fake work permits, take payment for cash under the table. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (pUU4E) 142
The troll reminds me I need to polish up my Urdu.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX) 143
Probably only you Boomers would get that.
Posted by: fd at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (MWfyi) 144
If Trump did an amnesty - and I don't think he will because he knows like I do the Democrats will NEVER give him a win on anything even if it means destroying him forever - he would immediately lose favor with everybody who exists.
The GOP brand is already garbage. The party may as well not run a 2028 presidential candidate if it signs on to an immigration deal. Posted by: Two Cheers for Misanthropy at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (jaVun) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (LEj5u) 146
If Rubio is nominated he will be declared the new Hitler (and white supremacist)
Posted by: Ripley at November 10, 2026 08:23 AM (PTDkx) Whoever is the nominee will be vilified as much or even more than Trump. This is how they roll now. It's _DS, just fill in the blank. Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (7s9Qe) 147
Vance. Rubio. DeSantis. Any other career GOP politician, it doesn't matter who...
Ask yourself - and be honest with yourself - do you believe any of them will fight like Trump? The answer, of course, is "no." Unless they are fighting to prevent the rise of another Trump, in which case he'll suddenly become the rage-filled, 'roided out butt-baby lovechild of Marion Cobretti and the T-1000. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (BI5O2) 148
Thune cannot be a "leader". The man is a loser.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (AKptf) 149
Massie, along with a number of others (MTG for example) were never "MAGA." Instead they were opportunists who used Trump's popularity to enrich themselves.
The second Trump's image was tarnished, they turned on him. Neither have anything like a political career anymore. But have made enough money not to give a shit. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (RORbl) 150
And what did Rs do to convince people that criminal is a criminal and leaving them here is Amnesty? 70-80% of people in the US, all polls ! , showed that people wanted the SAVE act. And the HOuse passed it. But fuking Thune did nothing to make it pass the Senate.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf) I agree it should have been passed long ago. The snakes inside our tent are even more poisonous than those outside it. Cornyn, his oraganization, and the Bush family machine in Texas worked harder to elect Talerico than any of the dems did. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (f/1aL) 151
Of no. Its totally OK for foreigners to use false IDs, fake work permits, take payment for cash under the table.
Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (pUU4E) ===== It is also OK to sell tacos al pastor cooked on a shopping cart from an unlicensed untaxed uninspected wetback parked in front of a legitimate taqueria that has been paying taxes for 50 years. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX) 152
They are afraid to em-peach Trump now, because that did not work and hurt them, so they are going after the most effective individuals executing Trump's policies.
-- Empeach Fody Seben! Posted by: Maxine's Wig at November 10, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI) 153
Of no. Its totally OK for foreigners to use false IDs, fake work permits, take payment for cash under the table.
Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (pUU4E) That’s daily life in any 3rd world country, which we are rapidly becoming. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 10, 2026 08:29 AM (f/1aL) 154
147 Vance. Rubio. DeSantis. Any other career GOP politician, it doesn't matter who...
Ask yourself - and be honest with yourself - do you believe any of them will fight like Trump? The answer, of course, is "no." Unless they are fighting to prevent the rise of another Trump, in which case he'll suddenly become the rage-filled, 'roided out butt-baby lovechild of Marion Cobretti and the T-1000. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (BI5O2) DeSantis will...he's shown that in FL. The others won't...they've shown that from their Senate time... Posted by: Nova Local at November 10, 2026 08:29 AM (Gb7+b) 155
If all this amnesty talk is true, they (at the WH) are looking at illegal problem from the wrong end. Dear President Trump, respectfully, go after the Johns, not the hookers - crack down on employers who enable the illegal immigration.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:30 AM (AKptf) 156
Empeach Fody Seben!
Posted by: Maxine's Wig at November 10, 2026 08:29 AM Bitch, dat be my line! Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 10, 2026 08:30 AM (LEj5u) 157
The Brooklyn-based Haitian Times noted that some among the participants expressed that they have lost confidence in the local authorities and are instead “placing their hopes” in Bukele and the deployed Salvadoran forces — calling for the president to “unlock the country” and intervene in gang-controlled communities.
===================== Surely, Bill and Hillzabub have done something top help. Right? Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:31 AM (OnpZA) 158
The Space Shuttle was remarkably useful, but cost about $54,500 per kilogram to LEO, and each Shuttle flew maybe a couple times a year. Starship promises $67 (that's sixty-seven dollars, no missing zeroes) per kilogram to LEO, and might fly every couple of hours.
That's the future, and it could begin as soon as 5:45 p.m. Eastern this Friday. For those that missed the 5th grade math class that is almost 1000X Less. It would mean a $50 dollar Ruths Chris steak cost a nickel. Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 08:32 AM (/+uur) 159
I see New Jersey Demofascists want to criminalize "Islamaphobic speech". Fuck you Democrats.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:32 AM (OnpZA) 160
If you wish to support Pete Hegseth you can write to him here:
2. White House Contact Form For digital messages related to his Cabinet role: Official Contact Form: https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/ sengov.com sengov.com This form routes messages to Cabinet officials, including the Secretary of War/Defense. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 08:32 AM (JrHfD) 161
147 Vance. Rubio. DeSantis. Any other career GOP politician, it doesn't matter who...
Ask yourself - and be honest with yourself - do you believe any of them will fight like Trump? osted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (BI5O2) I think Rubio and DeSantis have shown they can fight, though differently than Trump. Less effectively? DeSantis racked up a lot of wins in Florida. He fought the Left in creative and daring ways, and showed a relentlessness usually unseen among Republicans. Rubio has shown a total fearlessness of the media. So, yes I think they can fight. As for Vance, forget it. He's a slick triangulator. Whatever "fight" he shows will be self-serving, without the stamina of conviction. Posted by: Ordinary American at November 10, 2026 08:33 AM (7s9Qe) 162
@160 thanks Fen
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:33 AM (AKptf) Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2026 08:33 AM (wVcYX) 164
Just wondering when the Russians will unleash Steven Seagal to sort out Ukraine. Posted by: Auspex at November 10, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL) 165
Bitch, dat be my line!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 10, 2026 08:30 AM (LEj5u) Heavy is the head that wears the Triple Crown Weave. Posted by: Soff Oak Cliff News at November 10, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur) 166
DeSantis will...he's shown that in FL.
------ DeSantis a typical GOP politician, willing to pick a fight he knows he absolutely cannot and will not win, because it isn't about winning, but about impeding Trump and his movement while enriching yourself... he showed that in the last Presidential primary. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2) 167
For those that missed the 5th grade math class that is almost 1000X Less. It would mean a $50 dollar Ruths Chris steak cost a nickel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 08:32 AM (/+uur) ====================== Biden says, "that happened on my watch!" Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:34 AM (OnpZA) 168
Of no. Its totally OK for foreigners to use false IDs, fake work permits, take payment for cash under the table.
Posted by: Community Notes I will point & laugh when legals lose jobs to illegals. Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2026 08:35 AM (Io8px) 169
Thune cannot be a "leader". The man is a loser.
You must admit that as a loser he makes for a good mascot for the GOP. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 08:35 AM (pUU4E) 170
*reads JJ's MR and the comments*
Golly! Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2026 08:33 AM *runs through English-to-Jive translator* So, you didn't like it? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2026 08:36 AM (LEj5u) 171
CPI October hotter than expected
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX) 172
Bitch, dat be my line!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 10, 2026 08:30 AM (LEj5u) Heavy is the head that wears the Triple Crown Weave. Posted by: Soff Oak Cliff News at November 10, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur) You have no idea. Posted by: Zombie Sheila Jackson Lee at November 10, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX) 173
I can live by that standard. Can we place "failing to pay taxes" as a non-prosecutable "paperwork crime" ?
Of no. Its totally OK for foreigners to use false IDs, fake work permits, take payment for cash under the table. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 08:25 AM (pUU4E) There is an entire underworld of housing, cars, and jobs that live off the backs of semi-slave illegals. Posted by: Soff Oak Cliff News at November 10, 2026 08:37 AM (/+uur) 174
> Vance. Rubio. DeSantis. Any other career GOP politician, it doesn't matter who...
Ask yourself - and be honest with yourself - do you believe any of them will fight like Trump? -------- It helps to have fuck-you money and the wherewithal to use it. Trump has it. Has used it both on offence and defense. None of those men have it. And, yes, they'd fold like a cheap suit if the pressure was significant enough. Trump lives for it. Others spend their entire lives avoiding it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 10, 2026 08:37 AM (RORbl) 175
Hakeem Jeffries: "Stephen Miller is a stone-cold racist"
Bipartisanship gets off to a predictably rocky start. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:39 AM (OnpZA) 176
*Ruth Chris is still around ?? Is Sizzler still around too ?
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:39 AM (AKptf) 177
So, you didn't like it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2026 08:36 AM (LEj5u) It's not that, it's more that everyone seems to be in a mood. Recent events have angry-ed up the blood. Completely justified, even. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 10, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX) 178
DeSantis a typical GOP politician, willing to pick a fight he knows he absolutely cannot and will not win, because it isn't about winning, but about impeding Trump and his movement while enriching yourself... he showed that in the last Presidential primary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2) - And after the primary, how was Desantis's relationship with Trump? Spot the difference. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 10, 2026 08:40 AM (gsBYv) 179
171 CPI October hotter than expected
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:36 AM Climate change. Posted by: Greta the Doom Goblin at November 10, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1) 180
I will point & laugh when legals lose jobs to illegals.
Its drug money laundering 101. Take drug cash, buy shit property that needs serious work. Buy materials in drug cash. Pay for your labor using drug cash. Flip property. Use new laundered money to buy less shitty property where there would be questions if paid for with a duffle bag full of money. Now you have a fresh bankable trail and appear legit and your G Wagon has money source provenance. Wash, rinse, repeat. That is why there must be illegal alien work force if you are going to have a multi-billion dollar cash-based cartel operations working in your country. Works same way for meat-packing and any other captured industry that leverages swarms of illegals. Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 08:40 AM (pUU4E) 181
CPI for all items increases 0.4% in October; shelter rises
11/10/2026 In October, the Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers rose 0.4 percent, seasonally adjusted (SA). The index for all items less food and energy rose 0.3 percent in October (SA). If you look at the M2 from the BBB and IRA they added around 40%. I think there is still around 10% to 12% more inflation that will need to be baked into the system over the next 2 years. Posted by: Soff Oak Cliff News at November 10, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur) 182
Marines every other day: "Fuck. This. Shit."
Marines today: "Did you hear IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY?! Semper goddamn YUT. I woke up today and shaved my face with a fucking kabar! *deeeeep inhale* FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA!" Happy Birthday, Marines!!! Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 10, 2026 08:41 AM (yKhjs) 183
I can live by that standard. Can we place "failing to pay taxes" as a non-prosecutable "paperwork crime" ?
Of no. Its totally OK for foreigners to use false IDs, fake work permits, take payment for cash under the table. === excellent points that Rs should be making; but...hey ! poor DACA "children" is an easier argument for the sellouts Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:41 AM (AKptf) 184
off sox
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur) 185
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2026 08:41 AM (GS1nO) 186
From Salty:
Good morning! Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 10, 2026 08:42 AM (JNr/z) 187
“What one disgruntled and defeated congressman is attempting is not oversight, and it’s not accountability. It’s a political spectacle, a personal manifesto driven by ego and resentment,” Hegseth said a day after Rep. Thomas Massie, R-Ky., put forward eight impeachment articles against him.
“It’s a farce, and it’s a stunt, and everybody knows it,” Hegseth said ================== True, dat. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:42 AM (OnpZA) 188
Hakeem Jeffries: "Stephen Miller is a stone-cold racist"
====== *waves hands at Hakeem* Ooh ooh do me next. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX) 189
171 CPI October hotter than expected
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX) Unofficially 4% YOY...which does mean its hotter than wage increases YOY... Posted by: Nova Local at November 10, 2026 08:42 AM (Gb7+b) 190
Are the rules for impeachment the same across the board?
What "high crimes and misdemeanors" has Hegseth committed? Kicking out the mentally imbalanced trannies? Requiring officers be in shape instead of doughnut eating fatbodies? War preparations for soldiers? What, exactly? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (GS1nO) 191
Good morning! We woke up today, and that is a blessing.
Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (ZdaMQ) Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (77rzZ) 193
Happy Birthday, Marines!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 10, 2026 08:41 AM (yKhjs) ==== This Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX) 194
We are out of politicians, guys. We always were. Trump was a unique, sui generis leader... looking to the GOP for help is just ridiculous wishcasting.
The party's raison d'etre is stopping us. And for now, they have. Until people start treating them exactly like they would any other Democrats, they'll continue to. It's mistaking the poison for the cure. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (BI5O2) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (gsBYv) 196
Don’t try to cheer me up, Piper.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2026 08:44 AM (77rzZ) 197
and let us not forge the online brigade that contributed to demoralization and losses this past Tuesday :
"Eitan Fischberger @EFischberger · 1h 🇶🇦 TOP TRUMP SOCIAL MEDIA ADVISER ACCUSED OF SECRET QATAR PAYMENTS 🇶🇦 For months, Trump adviser Alex Bruesewitz has been waging a holy jihad against pro-Israel commentators critical of Qatar, including Mark Levin, Josh Hammer, Eyal Yakoby, and yours truly, repeatedly insinuating (or outright starting) that we're being paid to promote Israeli interests. Ironically, just FIVE DAYS AGO, Alex declared, "I don't take any money from Qatar." Well, the New York Times now reports that his former business partner, Derek Utley, alleges Alex received approximately $500,000 from individuals linked to Qatar through an undisclosed business or consulting arrangement. What's that cliché about every accusation being a confession?" Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:45 AM (AKptf) 198
Great news from Albany NY. The city is borrowing $10m just to make payroll and operating expenses. Mayor Appylrs who was the former auditor of the city is an incompetent Dem/Working Families Party nitwit. The city hasn't had a Republican mayor since 1921, showing how good one party rule actually is.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 08:45 AM (FroOw) 199
Amazon has a new product, an indoor security drone for homes and businesses, along with a "security robot" for companies.
Just what we needed, a noisy indoor drone flying around all night, sending surveillance video to China. And local thieves who hack your stream. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:45 AM (OnpZA) 200
176 *Ruth Chris is still around ?? Is Sizzler still around too ?
Posted by: runner I long for the days of dark, smoke filled steak houses where middle level execs and sales guys had three silver bullets and a 12 oz sizzler for lunch 'cause they were keeping it light. The closest one to me is shut down, across the street from a hive of bums sleeping under a interstate overpass. Posted by: Auspex at November 10, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL) 201
..same people who funded Abdul Dirka Dirka Jihad who cannot pass a back ground check.
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:46 AM (AKptf) 202
196 Don’t try to cheer me up, Piper.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2026 08:44 AM Don’t tell me what to do, Bulg! 😂 Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2026 08:46 AM (ZdaMQ) 203
I see that among the zillions of other idiotic bills dropped by the communists is one to limit credit card interest rates to 10%.
I don't think this is likely to pass, but if it does there just won't be any more credit cards. No one is going to make unsecured loans at 10% when mortgage rates are running 6-7%. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 10, 2026 08:47 AM (qlLNh) 204
I didn't know this hymn ( and it's not the Marine "official" hymn ) but I like it: "Will your anchor hold":
https://tinyurl.com/4yt9abxd Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 08:47 AM (JrHfD) 205
And after the primary, how was Desantis's relationship with Trump?
Spot the difference. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 10, 2026 08:40 AM (gsBYv) It's the fact of the primary that matters. The moment Trump declared his candidacy, his nomination was a foregone conclusion. This was obvious to literally every person in America, and DeSantis would know it better than most. The only possible """purpose""" for his campaign was to obstruct the presumptive nominee and rake off campaign donations. Sorry, but that stain ain't coming out in the wash. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2) 206
It’s a farce, and it’s a stunt, and everybody knows it,” Hegseth said.
================== Outrageous! Egregious! Preposterous! Posted by: Jackie Chiles at November 10, 2026 08:48 AM (2Ez/1) 207
I long for the days of dark, smoke filled steak houses where middle level execs and sales guys had three silver bullets and a 12 oz sizzler for lunch 'cause they were keeping it light.
The closest one to me is shut down, across the street from a hive of bums sleeping under a interstate overpass. Posted by: Auspex at November 10, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL) ah...what we lost.... Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:48 AM (AKptf) 208
Need a short laugh?
https://tinyurl.com/3r9ukyk9 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (gsBYv) ===================== I thought this would be about Senator Abdul the al-Qaeda Guy (a "short" laugh), but this was even better. Thanks. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:48 AM (OnpZA) 209
Is Sizzler still around too ?
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:39 AM (AKptf) Three in my area, I believe. Haven't been in years, though. Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 10, 2026 08:48 AM (1Ff7Z) 210
I'm genuinely curious how, if the democrats have developed such a profoundly effective nationwide fraud network, they allowed Trump to win so overwhelmingly in 2024?
Posted by: Ordinary American Because they expected him to be in prison, and then they expected him to be dead. When that failed and Biden dropped out, there wasn't time to organize the cheat. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 10, 2026 08:48 AM (4cbQu) 211
The closest one to me is shut down, across the street from a hive of bums sleeping under a interstate overpass.
Posted by: Auspex at November 10, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL) =================== A CNN staff meeting? Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:48 AM (OnpZA) 212
I step away for a moment and you're all back on the ledge... We've got to fight.. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2026 08:49 AM (+gK6I) 213
190 Are the rules for impeachment the same across the board?
What "high crimes and misdemeanors" has Hegseth committed? Kicking out the mentally imbalanced trannies? Requiring officers be in shape instead of doughnut eating fatbodies? War preparations for soldiers? What, exactly? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer The "high crimes and misdemeanors" are simply that the followed Trump's illegal orders (very effectively, by the way). This is the camel's nose under the tent. You get a bi-partisan impeachment through that exposes Trump's crimes in the process, then the next logical step is to impeach Trump. I think that's the deep state color revolution based plan anyway. Massie probably has some really sick stuff that he is being blackmailed on. Or maybe he's just been Tucker Carlsoned. Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2026 08:49 AM (Dv3i1) 214
Marines today: "Did you hear IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY?!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing Lies detected: None. Posted by: NR Pax at November 10, 2026 08:49 AM (OPGS/) 215
What "high crimes and misdemeanors" has Hegseth committed? Kicking out the mentally imbalanced trannies? Requiring officers be in shape instead of doughnut eating fatbodies? War preparations for soldiers?
What, exactly? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2026 08:43 AM (GS1nO) It doesn't actually matter. Impeachment is political, not criminal. They can use whatever words they want, and they may get 64 Senators to vote for removal, but I don't think they can get to 67. That makes impeachment a GIANT waste of their time and political capital and I fully support them spending it here. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing at November 10, 2026 08:49 AM (yKhjs) 216
speaking of every accusation being a confession, Massie was exposed for receiving $7k donations from ME accounts
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 08:50 AM (AKptf) 217
Amazon has a new product, an indoor security drone for homes and businesses, along with a "security robot" for companies.
Just what we needed, a noisy indoor drone flying around all night, sending surveillance video to China. And local thieves who hack your stream. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:45 AM (OnpZA) The millions of dollars in food waste in Europe due to refrigerators connected to the internet should be your one big f*cking clue to NOT do such idiocy....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2026 08:50 AM (GS1nO) Posted by: ... at November 10, 2026 08:50 AM (w6LVP) 219
Sorry, but that stain ain't coming out in the wash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2) =================== I'm not holding anyone to a purity test in 2028. "Win, baby, win" is my only criterion. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 10, 2026 08:50 AM (OnpZA) 220
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2026 08:49 AM (+gK6I) The Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor... Posted by: ... at November 10, 2026 08:51 AM (w6LVP) 221
Ask yourself - and be honest with yourself - do you believe any of them will fight like Trump?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 10, 2026 08:26 AM (BI5O2) I really hope not. "Fighting" by crying on social media about your low approval rating is really embarrassing for a grown man. Posted by: Don't Blame Me! at November 10, 2026 08:51 AM (iKYPE) 222
I step away for a moment and you're all back on the ledge... We've got to fight.. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2026 08:49 AM (+gK6I) ===== The morons are fretting this morning. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX) 223
Unfortunately, it's sunny this morning. That means I'll have to work after Her Majesty gets moving. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 08:51 AM (eRlcH) 224
Don’t try to cheer me up, Piper.
Posted by: Bulg at November 10, 2026 08:44 AM Don’t tell me what to do, Bulg! 😂 Posted by: Piper at November 10, 2026 08:46 AM (ZdaMQ) You're not by buddy, guy!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2026 08:51 AM (GS1nO) 225
The Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor... Posted by: ... at November 10, 2026 08:51 AM (w6LVP LOL.... Thank's for correcting me... Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2026 08:52 AM (+gK6I) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 10, 2026 08:52 AM (GS1nO) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0431 seconds. |
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