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Wednesday Night ONT - November 11, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

Early morning coming here at Casa Dino, so apologies for being more low profile than usual in the comments. Please don't make a mess of the place. I'd like to get my security deposit back.

Today is Veteran's Day. Thank you to all who serve.

[Top photo:Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.]

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Department of Dino News

California Sheriff's Deputy Rides Stolen Dinosaur After Bizarre Rescue

One Southern California dinosaur is back in its natural environment on Monday after facing near extinction.

A large green dinosaur from a Sinclair gas station in San Joaquin County, California, was stolen on Oct. 27, per CBS News. Police investigated the stolen dinosaur, which left a trail toward Stockton, where it was found with a black bag over its head.

A suspect was arrested - albeit not the person the dinosaur was ultimately found with, who claimed they had no idea the dinosaur was stolen.

Deputies returned the dinosaur to the gas station it was originally stationed at on Monday. But before doing so, the deputies who rescued it took several photos to celebrate their achievement.

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Big hat tip thanks to tankdemon. Next time he's late, I bet he blames the delay on a wayward dino.

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ONT Space News

SpaceX Starship is scheduled to fly again on Friday. This mini movie of the last one is very well done.

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ONT Shopping Guide

Some of you may have Morons on your shopping list and are wondering what to get them for gifts. Neither Ace of Spades or the Wednesday ONT officially endorse these personal hygiene products but who doesn't appreciate the aroma of gunpowder?

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ONT Department of Questionable Food

Spotted in the real world recently. This is not AI.

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Anything this awful must be good for you, right? Can you imagine being a cherry or lemon and thinking you are destined for a pie and finding you've been re-assigned in a futile attempt to moderate the evil that is beet juice?

After thinking further, it all became clear. Maybe we're supposed to use them as ordinance against our enemies?

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Mandatory Maiden

The time has come for Aces High. The song is about the Battle of Britain in 1940, told from the perspective of a British RAF fighter pilot. I would wager a large amount of money that many people are familiar with Sir Winston Churchill's famous speech thanks to the introduction to Aces High that Iron Maiden uses when playing the song live.

June 4, 1940:

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government - every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation.

The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.

Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.


Full speech here

Fun fact - the original speech given to Parliament was not recorded when delivered live. It was recorded for posterity after the war ended.

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel from Boylei Hobby Time. Content from this channel has found its way to the Saturday Hobby Thread, but it may not be known more broadly. This is single hobbyist builder that makes amazing dioramas, often with very creative bespoke scenes (many with sci-fi themes).

The skill is remarkable. The creativity is impressive. In many cases, the final products are personal showpieces. In some cases, they are gifts for others. The channel description starts with a bible quote - "I hope my videos inspire you to create with the gifts you've been created with." (Ephesians 2:10)

The videos themselves are simple, methodical and well done. Modest voiceover and background music, but no graphics or clickbait. Most screen time shows his hands engaged in the specifics of crafting. It is not so much a "how to" channel as a "watch and learn" channel. Many projects use a kit as a starting point and add the magic of scenery and action to give them life.

The channel has over 1.15 million subscribers and view counts range from the hundreds of thousands in to the millions. He has been posting videos for six years.

Sample video to illustrate (yes, he had me at "dinosaur army"):

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner is an internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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Pat Benatar for the big ONT finish:

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be sorted and processed and filed. Are you lurking ????

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




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1 Iran before Jimmy Carter and the islam revolution

https://tinyurl.com/559fkeny

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:01 PM (4tmEn)

2 st!

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 10:01 PM (Cjcf6)

3 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 11, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

4 That Black Jack hits from behind, doesn't it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 11, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

5 Arrrh! Arrrh!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:02 PM (+Mjp8)

6 A suspect was arrested - albeit not the person the dinosaur was ultimately found with, who claimed they had no idea the dinosaur was stolen.

I mean, how would you even know?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 11, 2026 10:03 PM (4Je4D)

7 I’m keeping you in my prayers, TiFW.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:03 PM (+Mjp8)

8 Just saw a picture of Mamdani with his new Terrorist mustache. Somehow, I don't think as many people would have voted for him if he had been sporting that before the election.

Wonder how long it is before al-Sayed does the same thing.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 11, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)

9 A large green dinosaur from a Sinclair gas station in San Joaquin County, California, was stolen on Oct. 27, per CBS News. Police investigated the stolen dinosaur, which left a trail toward Stockton, where it was found with a black bag over its head.

Stockton. That figures.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 11, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 What does Naval Diplomacy smell like?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:05 PM (+Mjp8)

11 Iron Maiden's "Powerslave" album is epic.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 10:05 PM (Cjcf6)

12 In August, 1990, I was taking a break, leaning against a tree, reading a book on the Son Tay raid ("The Raid", great book). There was a radio nearby tuned to some news station. There came an announcement that Saddam Hussein had invaded Kuwait. Suddenly my class at airborne school, Ft. Benning, became very quiet and very interested in what was going to happen next. In fact, the class was nearly canceled because every plane the military could get was going to Saudi Arabia. Apparently the school borrowed one C-130 from the KY NG and the entire class, all five jumps, were done from that one C-130. But I got through unscathed and got my jump wings. Had a bit of swagger at ROTC that Fall. Jump school baby. Huah!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 11, 2026 10:05 PM (Fv808)

13 Yay, Veteran's Day ONT!

A salute to my brothers and sisters in arms!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 11, 2026 10:05 PM (+9wcF)

14 7 I’m keeping you in my prayers, TiFW.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:03 PM (+Mjp


Thanks, sweetie! Doing okay for now, although I am quite tired today. Which is why I am here now instead of doing needlepoint downstairs 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 11, 2026 10:06 PM (SRRAx)

15 What does Naval Diplomacy smell like?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:05 PM (+Mjp


Like stale Doenitz with faint topnotes of Yamamoto when he hit the canopy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 11, 2026 10:07 PM (4Je4D)

16 A large green dinosaur from a Sinclair gas station in San Joaquin County, California, was stolen on Oct. 27, per CBS News. Police investigated the stolen dinosaur, which left a trail toward Stockton, where it was found with a black bag over its head.
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Stolen by a moslem, who assumed the green dinosaur was female and thus threw the bag over its head.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 10:07 PM (Cjcf6)

17 I'm a disabled veteran and I've never had Veteran's Day off. The government people do but not the veterans.

Posted by: Blahblahblah at November 11, 2026 10:07 PM (e6gcy)

18 What does Naval Diplomacy smell like?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


It says right below on the box. "Ocean Air + Mandarin."

So, dead fish and an old Chinese dude.

Posted by: mikeski at November 11, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

19 Back atcha, Blanco.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 11, 2026 10:08 PM (lohSh)

20 I would try that Pirate Ale.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:08 PM (eYxtx)

21 Beet juice is well known in the fitness community, as is Cherry juice ... for different reasons, but they're legit sources to address various issues ranging from improved vascular flow, to alleviating joint pain, and helping with sleep.

Pricey, but worth looking into ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at November 11, 2026 10:09 PM (oCio0)

22 Just saw a picture of Mamdani with his new Terrorist mustache. Somehow, I don't think as many people would have voted for him if he had been sporting that before the election.
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I'll know our country has begun to right-itself when its being reported that Mamdani is relocating to Canada (because he knows his time as a free man here has run out).

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 10:09 PM (Cjcf6)

23 What does Naval Diplomacy smell like?

Like...victory!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 11, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

24 Q: Why can’t a pirate say the alphabet?
A: He can’t get past Arrrh! Arrrh!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:10 PM (+Mjp8)

25 Another fine T Rex production! Thank you!

Love the wayward dino and the return to Sinclair. We still need a yard dino for the new place in Tennessee...

Thank you fine folks of Pittsburgh for livening up the evening!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 11, 2026 10:10 PM (qdXw3)

26 Pittsburgh Scanner
Shadyside. South Highland Ave. Caller sees a deer. That's the entire call.


Probability that caller is like totally baked: 99.8%

Pittsburgh Scanner
Spring Hill. Buente Street. Caller says that his is professionally affiliated with a prostitute and she isn't paying up his share. Caller says that he is in distress.


That's the most Gen Z soyboy pimpin' I ever heard of.

Or some dude is big mad at his ex.

Posted by: mikeski at November 11, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

27 Ah, Pittsburgh. Where Burger King is trying to qualify as a Waffle House and pimps call the cops because their hookers are trying to go indy.

No news on the interview despite everything. I bet everyone was out of office for Veterans Day. I'll be supervising History classes tomorrow and waiting for a phone call or email about the interview.

Posted by: RandomDave at November 11, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

28
I was taken aback early this morning when I learned that "CC", "Chris from Westchester County", a lovable flat- earther with the fabulous Hollywood hair, passed away on Nov. 3.

Here's his obit:
https://t.ly/jvb97

And, if not familiar with his lunatic, but entertaining rants, here's his Youtube channel:
https://t.ly/pmeJw

He was just 55, and there is no idea what it was from the public info, but he did look sort of gaunt in his last videos. I also learned that his mother died the day before he did.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 11, 2026 10:13 PM (w6EFb)

29 6 A suspect was arrested - albeit not the person the dinosaur was ultimately found with, who claimed they had no idea the dinosaur was stolen.

I mean, how would you even know?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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That's why we need VIN numbers (see that) on everything.
You too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:16 PM (4tmEn)

30 ONT Department of Questionable Food
Spotted in the real world recently. This is not AI.

Wonder Beet
should either be the Temu version of some stylin' over-the-ear headphones, or the Temu version of a gay sex toy.

It should not be a comestible.

Posted by: mikeski at November 11, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

31 After coming close to death three years ago, dealing with consequences since, along with other vicissitudes of living long if not well, having dear relatives go berserk, watching as muslins and commies ruthlessly advance their degenerate agendas, and contemplating the next global extinction event possibilities…

…I can truly say, 🎶I don't care anymore. As that great and wise philosopher Pogo taught us, Don't take life so serious; it ain't no-how permanent.

And although into each life a little pain must fall, there's a bluebird on my shoulder and everything is satisfactual.
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream to be enjoyed, so do. Can't wait for the good luck to rain down on Friday the 13th. Watching and hoping for divine interventions great and small. Makes life fun.

OW! DANG! Stubbed my little toe again. snarl grumble gripe

Posted by: mindful webworker - I don' care... an..y..mo-o-o-ore at November 11, 2026 10:17 PM (ou9Ci)

32 From a couple of threads ago, on folk song for social justice:

https://shorturl.ly/M_6Vi

(Goes to Tube of Ewes)

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:17 PM (+Mjp8)

33 Vets don't get Veterans Day off.
Labor don't get Labor Day off.

Don't sound right to me either.

Posted by: Case at November 11, 2026 10:19 PM (En+fz)

34 Got a call from the agency that tries to ride herd on cognitively disabled out of state brother in law:

Apparently dumbass was hitting on his Mennonite lady driver - and not just a little.

I don't need this shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2026 10:19 PM (9HEya)

35 Evening all,

We have a launch in about an hour.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - USSF-627 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: November 11, 2026 (PST)
Launch Time: 8:36 p.m. PST (November 12, 0436 UTC, 05:36 CET)

https://youtu.be/1jhH0mR5ICA

Posted by: Joyenz at November 11, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)

36
Never stop with the pittsburgh police scanner. I read it to my mom and she laughs until she cries

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at November 11, 2026 10:22 PM (XJ22o)

37 What does Naval Diplomacy smell like?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 11, 2026 10:05 PM (+Mjp

Like a night of rum, buggery and the lash.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

38 Wonder Beet should either be the Temu version of some stylin' over-the-ear headphones, or the Temu version of a gay sex toy.

It should not be a comestible.
Posted by: mikeski at November 11, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

It makes a great alternative to Jergens Lotion if you are looking for some strange.

Posted by: Prince Harry at November 11, 2026 10:23 PM (eYxtx)

39 I would try that Pirate Ale.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


There's a whole pirate brewery in Nassau. "Pirate Republic."

The latest reviews are "it sucks and the prices are gonzo since they changed ownership." And it wasn't great when I was there once, pre-Covidiocy.

But hey, a brewery in the Caribbean. With choices beyond Corona, Red Stripe, and Carib.

Posted by: mikeski at November 11, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

40 I was taken aback early this morning when I learned that "CC", "Chris from Westchester County", a lovable flat- earther with the fabulous Hollywood hair, passed away on Nov. 3.

I wonder if SciManDan will say a word in his memory. It would be nice.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 11, 2026 10:23 PM (vTZFs)

41 Vets don't get Veterans Day off.
Labor don't get Labor Day off.

Don't sound right to me either.


People I work for made Veteran's Day a holiday for everyone at the company about two or three years ago. Just another way of telling the veterans that we're nothing special.

Before that I would take the day off if it fell on a weekday. Because I could.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 11, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF)

42 But I got through unscathed and got my jump wings. Had a bit of swagger at ROTC that Fall. Jump school baby. Huah!
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 11, 2026 10:05 PM (Fv808


I wanted to go while in ROTC but my brother talked me out of it. He was an E-8 and SF and said why go when you can go as a.lieutenant, live in the BOQs and get paid TDY.
Seemed like a good idea to me.
HOOAH!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:26 PM (2WIwB)

43 Didja see this?

Police: Plane Evacuated at California Airport After “Call of Duty” Gameplay Is Mistaken for Bomb Threat

A plane at a California airport was evacuated and a person was detained on Sunday night after his “Call of Duty” video game conversation was overheard and mistaken for a bomb threat, police said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:26 PM (ndZc7)

44 Good evening morons y gracias Dino por el ONT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)

45 I am fortunate to have a WWII dad and to have cared for many of our greatest generation. Even some WWI vets, one who was gassed and had terrible tremors. Volunteered at the VA I worked at. They were not modest, they were heroic every day of their life. In war and work, raising families.
WTH happened?
Proud to have known them and served. Army rules, Navy drools.

Posted by: Don't fall for the doomers at November 11, 2026 10:28 PM (97ePz)

46 >>>And, if not familiar with his lunatic, but entertaining rants, here's his Youtube channel:
https://t.ly/pmeJw
...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc&t=22s

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:28 PM (4tmEn)

47 All the old people when I was a kid they drank beet juice from a glass. They called it borscht and it was awful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

48 I love Phil Collins and this song, T-Rex.

Thank you for the ONT.

We raised our boys on rock and roll. Some blues tossed in.

Our first boy was 2yrs when this song was written. He talked early and like a mini adult. He knew this one and when to pause and then sing again. Heard music at home and in the cars. He's the former professional musician (saxophone). Talent from his father.

Moving cross country he was 2.5yrs old and rocked and sang with us. Baby bro was 8wks old and oblivious.

Moving to FL from the Rockies in 1984 and "Home by the Sea" he sang loudly & proudly. Every band we loved they did as well.

Two years ago in Honolulu we had an hour drive from dinner to the condo one night. Younger son had Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is" playing loudly in the car. The grands sang with us. At the end as it fades out our 3yr old crazy granddaughter sang out, "I want to know what love is" and we cracked up.

Love 'em. We dance and sing and they know this music of their grandparents!

I love rock and roll and the blues with some jazz. & classical.

Supermodel kisses and have a great night and wonderful Thursday.

Home by the Sea
Genesis 1983

https://tinyurl.com/525he6hs

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 11, 2026 10:30 PM (hzuYO)

49 A plane at a California airport was evacuated and a person was detained on Sunday night after his “Call of Duty” video game conversation was overheard and mistaken for a bomb threat, police said.
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The *addiction* to the internet is a thing. I've recently called out co-workers who met me and others for lunch or dinner that were WAY too into their phones. I won't tolerate it.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6)

50 Dino army. The artist in that video is a hoot. Impressive detail too. Pittsburgh Scanner - one of the best yet.
Thanks for the ONT, Dino.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:31 PM (41CYW)

51 Naval Diplomacy Soap is not to be confused with "Navel Diplomacy"...which is just Robert Reich having a conversation with a normal sized human at the municipal building. Probably bitching about the height of the sidewalk curb screwing up his jogging route.

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2026 10:32 PM (dIske)

52 Iran before Jimmy Carter and the islam revolution

https://tinyurl.com/559fkeny
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:01 PM (4tmEn)
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The same movies are being made right here, right now. Take a good look around at what will be gone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

53 San Franpsycho - maybe that's why we haven't definitely met aliens? They all fell to their own equivalent of navel-gazing jihadists who wanted to freeze progress in the past?

Posted by: RandomDave at November 11, 2026 10:35 PM (aJQbY)

54 8 Just saw a picture of Mamdani with his new Terrorist mustache. Somehow, I don't think as many people would have voted for him if he had been sporting that before the election.

Wonder how long it is before al-Sayed does the same thing.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One
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It's just about time, isn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:35 PM (4tmEn)

55 Iran before Jimmy Carter and the islam revolution

https://tinyurl.com/559fkeny
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:01 PM (4tmEn)
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The same movies are being made right here, right now. Take a good look around at what will be gone.
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There's already a great video of what the crowd looked like arriving at Fenway Park in Boston in the 1960s. It looks NOTHING like what attends Major League Baseball games today.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 10:36 PM (Cjcf6)

56 >> I wonder if SciManDan will say a word in his memory. >> It would be nice.

I'm sure he will. Some of the other debunkers have. They all seemed to really like him, and in fact, they owe a good bit to him for providing them their content to have fun with. They seem to realize that.

Some of these flat earth/space is fake types are really vile people, with a few pure grifters in there. CC was not one of them, far from it. A lovable crank you might say. He was really funny.

Sometimes, you couldn't help but wonder if it was all an act, him just having fun yanking chains, but we'll never know now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 11, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

57 San Franpsycho - maybe that's why we haven't definitely met aliens? They all fell to their own equivalent of navel-gazing jihadists who wanted to freeze progress in the past?
Posted by: RandomDave at November 11, 2026 10:35 PM (aJQbY)
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I'm betting they're observing the Prime Directive. All the cool aliens do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

58 I wanted to go while in ROTC but my brother talked me out of it. He was an E-8 and SF and said why go when you can go as a.lieutenant, live in the BOQs and get paid TDY.
Seemed like a good idea to me.
HOOAH!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Since I wasn't going active duty, that wasn't an option and I had the time after advanced camp. I had actually done two civilian static line jumps a couple years before. Those were kind of terrifying. The mil jumps were kind of fun.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 11, 2026 10:37 PM (Fv808)

59 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 11, 2026 10:30 PM (hzuYO)

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That Phil Collins song was Phil's way of dealing with his wife walking out on him. She was, absolutely, pissed at this particular song. That whole album was basically Phil working through the split. I think she took off while he was touring for the previous album.

Posted by: Orson at November 11, 2026 10:37 PM (dIske)

60 Odd fact of the day...

Remember the movie Howard the Duck where Lea Thompson had a sex scene with a duck?

She was interviewed about it recently and several times admitted she saved the underwear from that scene.

Why...?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)

61 Odd fact of the day...

Remember the movie Howard the Duck where Lea Thompson had a sex scene with a duck?

She was interviewed about it recently and several times admitted she saved the underwear from that scene.

Why...?


She likes feathering the nest?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 11, 2026 10:38 PM (+9wcF)

62 Never stop with the pittsburgh police scanner. I read it to my mom and she laughs until she cries
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's

As a native, that's just a sample. It's entertaining as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2026 10:39 PM (X8vlu)

63 That Phil Collins song was Phil's way of dealing with his wife walking out on him. She was, absolutely, pissed at this particular song. That whole album was basically Phil working through the split. I think she took off while he was touring for the previous album.
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IF I understand things correctly, he did all of that...and then a DECADE or more later offered to take her back.

Jeez dude, let it go. And believe in yourself just a little.

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 10:39 PM (Cjcf6)

64 31 After coming close to death three years ago, ...

…I can truly say, 🎶I don't care anymore. ...grumble gripe
...
Posted by: mindful webworker - I don' care... an..y..mo-o-o-ore at November 11, 2026 10:17 PM (ou9Ci)
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Totally agree with every word. But, you know, I want to --
Get Some

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:39 PM (4tmEn)

65 On a less positive note from Howard the Duck apparently the guy that played the Duck, Ed Gale was a gay pedo...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2026 10:41 PM (sKqQm)

66 Soap? For a truly manly scent I can recommend Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap. It smells like something that would have been issued to my grandfather at the shower tent on Guadalcanal.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 11, 2026 10:42 PM (FZzOq)

67 On a less positive note from Howard the Duck apparently the guy that played the Duck, Ed Gale was a gay pedo...

So more or less typical Hollywood before we knew it was typical?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 11, 2026 10:42 PM (+9wcF)

68 She was interviewed about it recently and several times admitted she saved the underwear from that scene.

Why...?
Posted by: 18-1
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*shakes head* Hollywood does operate on its own frequency.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:43 PM (41CYW)

69 Odd fact of the day...

Remember the movie Howard the Duck where Lea Thompson had a sex scene with a duck?

She was interviewed about it recently and several times admitted she saved the underwear from that scene.

Why...?
Posted by: 18-1


She wanted to wear it Anatidae?

Posted by: this pun should be pronounced while drunk at November 11, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

70 Evening.

My favorite vtuber, Tomoe Umari, is doing her annual Veteran's Day stream raising money.

Stream is here:

www.youtube.com/live/9D6KZ47mWUg

Charity fund is here:

https://tinyurl.com/yh3zkmnt

Posted by: Robert at November 11, 2026 10:44 PM (dpXJq)

71
This is going to be a double catch attempt with Starship. A booster catch, and then a return from orbit catch of the Ship itself.

And they're doing it all on Friday the 13th.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 11, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

72 Soap. Cannot judge that too harshly. I have scents eliminator soap at the deer hunting shack.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:45 PM (41CYW)

73 Scent. Darned phone/fingers.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:46 PM (41CYW)

74 Pirate Alley sounds bad...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 11, 2026 10:46 PM (nEUC6)

75 Ace of Spades- such a classic! Love the way rhe bass and the drums evoke the sputter & whirr of the Spitfire engine...

Posted by: Lili Von Schtup at November 11, 2026 10:47 PM (kOluj)

76 Oh my gosh! Sometimes that moose out front....
He always messes with me...
I probably would have said 'hi' sooner, but jeez. That guy.
Anyway, hiya T! Hiya Horde!😝

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 11, 2026 10:48 PM (96kpa)

77 It's just about time, isn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:35 PM (4tmEn)


Gettin' closer every day.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB)

78 >>>Supermodel kisses and have a great night and wonderful Thursday.

Home by the Sea
Genesis 1983

https://tinyurl.com/525he6hs

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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There was a Genesis concert in town, said to wife, let's go
she said no.
There were so many tells.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 10:53 PM (4tmEn)

79 You had soap?

Luxury!

In my day we washed once a decade with a broken bit of slate and the tears of a disappointed mother.

You lot with your scented bars and running water…

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2026 10:54 PM (9HEya)

80 Are we in a time warp or what?
Where is everyone?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 11:01 PM (4tmEn)

81 You had soap?

Luxury!

In my day we washed once a decade with a broken bit of slate and the tears of a disappointed mother.

You lot with your scented bars and running water…

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2026 10:54 PM (9HEya)

***

Sheesh. You elites.
My mother threw me into the river and I had to scrub the dirt off using the gravel off the river bottom. And this was every other morning before school.
In the winter.
And if the current carried me out of town, I had to run back on my own.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 11:02 PM (2WIwB)

82 She was interviewed about it recently and several times admitted she saved the underwear from that scene.
Why...?
Posted by: 18-1

If she needs the $, she can auction it on Ebay.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 11, 2026 11:03 PM (Fv808)

83 Home by the Sea
Genesis 1983
-----

So many thoughts about that one.

Phil said at one point that one had the working title (so all the band members would know what one they were playing at that moment) "El Zeppo". Yeah. And the finished product sounds NOTHING like Led Zeppelin.

The finished product "sounds" amazing...musically...? But does it mean anything? Is this song *about*...anything?

I'm asking IF you made the best sounding song ever that was about a "soap dish"...did you really record a great song?

Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2026 11:03 PM (Cjcf6)

84 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 11, 2026 11:01 PM (4tmEn)
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1. In jail
B. In their bunks
iii. Canoeing with their latest gub purchases

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

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