Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Field of Wheat
Ivan Shishkin

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Nooded, probably first, but not on the main page.

Oh, hell, the post has yesterday's date.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:36 AM (NcvvS)

2 It IS on the main page, but right below yesterday's art.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:38 AM (NcvvS)

3 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:38 AM (NcvvS)

4 CBD, you need to hit the time machine.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:40 AM (NcvvS)

5 Wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 09:40 AM (ST3HN)

6 Beautful late summer scene.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:40 AM (NcvvS)

7 Nice trees.

Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)

8 The wheat was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 11, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

9 7 do you want to shake them?

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

10 no one came.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

11 Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (ST3HN)

12 contrail

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

13 You know who else painted a field of wheat?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (amcLV)

14 Quite the trip to get here...Nice calm painting

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2026 09:44 AM (+gK6I)

15
Wow! I'm in The Secret Art Post!

Okay, so I'd like order order the

Secret Art Special with chilly, cheese, and onions. and Van Gogh Fries with an Abstract Plum-Spinach Shake.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

16 And I like this one! Often not a fan of Russian art, because (speaking broadly) it often seems not very original and sometimes amateurish, but this is pleasing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (BFjnM)

17 What happened?
I'm lost.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (wzaBj)

18 I see "Cream of Wheat"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (RORbl)

19
chilly = chili

Tnx AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

20 Akshually, Norm... it's a field of tall trees with a crop of wheat underneath them.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at November 11, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Alternate title:

"Fucks! A Field of Luxurious, Waving, Ripe Fucks as Far As the Eye Can See!"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:47 AM (YSUhf)

22 is that amber? you'd think there'd be more amber than burnt umber.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

23 I guess I'll drown my post- election sorrows with some Wheat Chex.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM (wzaBj)

24 "...order the

Secret Art Special with chilly, cheese, and onions. and Van Gogh Fries with an Abstract Plum-Spinach Shake.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM"

No Coke. Pepsi.

Posted by: Dan Akroyd at November 11, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

25 should add a dog. maybe his shishkin.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

26 The Field of Wheat
Ivan Shishkin

***********

Don't Get Cross With Me, Young Man! - a limerick

Young Ivan Shishkin was insane
Something was wrong with his brain
His mind was truly incomplete
When he painted this field of wheat
All the brushstrokes went against the grain

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (qgHp7)

27 22 is that amber? you'd think there'd be more amber than burnt umber.
Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM

What about us?

Posted by: Purple mountains at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

28 Oh, here y'all are.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2026 09:51 AM (J4Dwc)

29 ivan wondering about that.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:51 AM (Bep7s)

30
I guess I'll drown my post- election sorrows with some Wheat Chex.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM (wzaBj)

Unfortunately, the Wheat Chex historic homeland wound up as part of Slovakia, when Czechoslovakia broke apart.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:52 AM (YSUhf)

31 ivan shishkin, but we ran out of skewers.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

32 oh, here we are.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

33 Yup...posting from my phone is always entertaining!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2026 09:53 AM (k5CNB)

34 Shishkin is a fine tree artist, maybe the best.

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 09:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

35 Yup...posting from my phone is always entertaining!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's there. We're here. It's all good.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (ST3HN)

36 Glory of Socialist Wheat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

37 No boobs. No dog. No sad clown. Not art.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (/eH1B)

38 Granddad grew the dry land wheat
Stood on his own two feet
'Til his mind got incomplete
and they put him in the home.

/Burma Sheave

(lyrics from "Levelland" by James McMurtry)

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

39 If one is tardy twice, does that make him retardy?

Posted by: Mullins at November 11, 2026 09:56 AM (hyQrc)

40 is that amber? you'd think there'd be more amber than burnt umber.
Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM

What about us?
Posted by: Purple mountains at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1
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I coukd never forget you, big boys.

Posted by: Fruited Plain at November 11, 2026 09:56 AM (amcLV)

41 This is better... Don't have to go past yesterdays posts and get mad all over again... Well done and serene

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2026 09:56 AM (+gK6I)

42

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 11, 2026 09:57 AM (dZdRk)

43 is that amber?
On the bed?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2026 09:57 AM (/eH1B)

44 38 raise you a choctaw.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

45 Commiewheat.

Posted by: Mullins at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (hyQrc)

46 All the other Chex >>>>> Wheat Chex

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (qgHp7)

47 Is being bucolic AF

Posted by: Don Black at November 11, 2026 09:59 AM (ZxPkt)

48 bucolic buffalo.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)

49 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S)

50 All the other Chex >>>>> Wheat Chex
Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (qgHp7)
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This guy gets it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (amcLV)

51 That was weird.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (yVYSZ)

52 Raw umber and burnt umber...

Posted by: Can't anybody cook this stuff? at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

53 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S
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Forget it, Anon. It's Russia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (amcLV)

54 Nice painting. This one is keeper.

Posted by: I forgot what nick I was using at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (5Op5D)

55 > 49 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S)

The Intarwebs say Shishkin died in 1898.

In Russia, at the time this was painted, wheat was likely still harvested using hand sickles.

Hammer optional.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2026 10:02 AM (qlLNh)

56 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S)

They provide a place to take shelter in a thunderstorm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:03 AM (eYxtx)

57 Popsicles >>>>> hand sickles

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:03 AM (amcLV)

58 Someone should write a song about this.

Posted by: Gordon Sumner at November 11, 2026 10:04 AM (vr4To)

59 Raw umber and burnt umber...
Posted by: Can't anybody cook this stuff? at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

Umber? I scarcely knew 'er.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:04 AM (eYxtx)

60 AI sez "Ivan Shishkin, An Jung-hwan, Asher Brown Durand, and Albert Bierstadt stand out as the most photorealistic oil painters of trees"

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:06 AM (Jr5Lq)

61 >57 Popsicles >>>>> hand sickles

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:03 AM (amcLV)

Popsicles > Hand sickles > hammer and sickle

Posted by: Comrade Zohran at November 11, 2026 10:07 AM (vr4To)

62 I saw somewhere that Ralston Purina (a subsidiary of General Mills) is in financial trouble since they changed the formula for Wheat Chex to add more elastin. Since then all their Chex bounced.

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

63 Comrade, I hope they served Shredded Wheat in hell.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 11, 2026 10:08 AM (qwx/I)

64 AI sez "Ivan Shishkin was largely apolitical in his personal life and focused almost exclusively on nature, though his artistic affiliation aligned him with progressive democratic ideals and cultural nationalism." He predated sovietism by decades.

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

65 Happy Veterans day?
What if I am a grumpy veteran?
When is grumpy veteran’s day?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2026 10:10 AM (MfZ5f)

66 > 60 AI sez "Ivan Shishkin, An Jung-hwan, Asher Brown Durand, and Albert Bierstadt stand out as the most photorealistic oil painters of trees"
Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:06 AM (Jr5Lq)

I'm going to put a boot in that AI's happy little ass.

Posted by: Bob Ross, Channeling His Days as an Air Force Drill Sergeant at November 11, 2026 10:11 AM (qlLNh)

67 Burma Sheave

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

That is marvelously awful!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2026 10:11 AM (k5CNB)

68 And now… the larch

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2026 10:11 AM (MfZ5f)

69 >63 Comrade, I hope they served Shredded Wheat in hell.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 11, 2026 10:08 AM (qwx/I)

When I was a wee Meta and stayed at my Babci's house, she only serve shredded wheat for breakfast. Just a sad brick of shredded wheat in a plastic bowl. And I had to eat the whole damn thing. I would have killed for a bowl of Kaboom.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 11, 2026 10:12 AM (vr4To)

70 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. All that painting needs is a herd of elk standing in the field.
Goes looking for coffee.

And a great Veterans Day to all the Hordemates who have worn, and who are currently wearing the Uniform of this great country. Coffee is on me!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:13 AM (2WIwB)

71 Comrade, I hope they served Shredded Wheat in hell.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Captain Crunch with only Everclear to drink.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:13 AM (ST3HN)

72 I see some future hefeweizen in that art. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:14 AM (2bFN5)

73 I really like Ivan Shishkin's landscapes. Natural, realistic, and he never misses details to bring the image to life. Also, his use of light on the land brings out the feel of nature. In this painting he makes he viewer 'see' every individual stalk of wheat and leaf on the trees. It's an amazing ability. The quality of the light on the wheat and the dirt path lets the audience smell the warmth on the land. This is such a simple scene but presented in a masterful way.

Check out Shishkin's Wiki page. It has a few dozen of his works, many of deep woods which I prefer.

Posted by: JTB at November 11, 2026 10:14 AM (yTvNw)

74 Reminds me of a scene from Woody Allen's Love and Death.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (FroOw)

75 I see some future hefeweizen in that art. Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: scampydog

There's no wimmins in the picture.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (ST3HN)

76 Coffee is on me!"

Nasty burn there, dude...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (pfXMo)

77 That is marvelously awful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*********

🤪
It occurred to me as I started typing B-u-r-m-

Truly spontaneous with no malice aforethought.

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (qgHp7)

78 acacia -> larch

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 10:16 AM (Bep7s)

79 62 I saw somewhere that Ralston Purina (a subsidiary of General Mills) is in financial trouble since they changed the formula for Wheat Chex to add more elastin. Since then all their Chex bounced.
Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:07

It's the top selling cereal in Prague.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:17 AM (2WIwB)

80 Almost an hour and still under 100.
What happened to this place?

Posted by: I miss the old days at November 11, 2026 10:17 AM (ORDfX)

81 Oh, this one is beautiful.

Also a repeat, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

82 71 cap'n crunch with stale beer many decades ago.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)

83 So, it's a crazy Ivan painting.

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:18 AM (Oy/m2)

84 The sniper is reeeeeally good.

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:18 AM (3ZUWJ)

85 I was somewhat surprised to learn that a veterinarian is NOT somebody who eats veterans.

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:19 AM (qgHp7)

86 The sniper is reeeeeally good.
Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic

Which sni

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:19 AM (ST3HN)

87 86 Ha!

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

88 BTW, if you enjoy Shishkin's works, there is a collection of them in a Kindle e-book for $2.99. (Iyt includes the famous one of bear cubs playing in the woods.) I use a 10 inch tablet as an ereader and the paintings enlarge nicely on the screen.

Posted by: JTB at November 11, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

89 Which sni
Posted by: rickb223

Not funny.
-- Zombie John Sedgewick

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

90 It's the top selling cereal in Prague."

At least they're not Hungary...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:21 AM (pfXMo)

91 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Wind break?

Shady spot when stopping for lunch?

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:21 AM (3ZUWJ)

92 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:22 AM (Oy/m2)

93 "BTW, if you enjoy Shishkin's works, there is a collection of them in a Kindle e-book for $2.99."

Slideshow of 352 Shishkin paintings, 34 minutes:
youtube.com/watch?v=X-cMPY9bCSA

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (Jr5Lq)

94 What happened to this place?
Posted by: I miss the old days

All wheat. No chaff.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

95 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?"

There's a kernel of humor there...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (pfXMo)

96 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?"

There's a kernel of humor there...
Posted by: man

'Tis a berry bad joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:24 AM (ST3HN)

97 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?
Posted by: dantesed

Anyone who tries will get creamed.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

98
Shishkin the best tree artist?

I wooden say that!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 10:24 AM (YSUhf)

99 It's the top selling cereal in Prague."

At least they're not Hungary...
Posted by: man
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Breakfast that Czechs all the boxes.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (2bFN5)

100 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?
Posted by: dantesed

You oat not to get everyone worked up like that !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (3ZUWJ)

101 Customer: Is this gluten free?

Shopkeeper: No. You have to pay for it.

Posted by: Groan at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

102 Breakfast that Czechs all the boxes."

Grape Nuts?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (pfXMo)

103 > 95 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?"

There's a kernel of humor there...
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (pfXMo)

Anything for a buck.

Posted by: Token Little Rascal at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (qlLNh)

104
Making Wheat puns with barely the germ of an idea.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (YSUhf)

105 101 Ha!

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (Jr5Lq)

106 Wooden eye!

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)

107 Sow many wheat puns.

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (Oy/m2)

108 Since Muldoon likes dad jokes,

The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (ST3HN)

109 Grape Nuts are neither.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Making Wheat puns with barely the germ of an idea."

It'll be no tribble at all...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (pfXMo)

111 If anyone is interested in watching the scuttling of SS United States today, a livestream will be available at the link below starting at 11:00 a.m. Central:

https://tinyurl.com/272yur4p

Safety standoff distance set by the US Coast Guard is one mile, but it's a big ship so it should be decent viewing.

There will be no explosive charges. It's a controlled flooding operation (opening the sea water intake valves) which is scheduled to commence at 1:00 p.m. CST.

Estimated time for the ship to become fully submerged and settled on the bottom is 45 minutes if all goes according to expectations of those in charge of the scuttling.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (J4Dwc)

112 If American athletes eat their Wheaties, do Chinese athletes eat their Ricies?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (qlLNh)

113 You bring in the sheaves.
I'll row the boat.

Posted by: Michael at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

114 The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?
Posted by: rickb223

That joke is so bad we should Sioux you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:29 AM (3ZUWJ)

115 Finally, a sensible solution to the housing shortage.

jay plemons
@jayplemons
Scott Galloway is upset that our parents are taking too long to die.

“Quite frankly our parents are living too damn long. Great, I'm going to get a house when I'm 80 and they're 100.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

116 107 Sow many wheat puns.
Posted by: dantesed

Sew what?

Posted by: Oh, no... at November 11, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

117 The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?
Posted by: rickb223

That joke is so bad we should Sioux you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic

*Golf Clap

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:30 AM (ST3HN)

118 If American athletes eat their Wheaties, do Chinese athletes eat their Ricies?"

So, who gets KaBoom?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (pfXMo)

119 If you got rid of the trees, the picture would be whole wheat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (qlLNh)

120 That joke is so bad we should Sioux you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic

What do you call a lesbian who is on fire? An LGBBQ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

121 A sewer went out to sew.

Posted by: Stinky at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

122 If you got rid of the trees, the picture would be whole wheat."

Roman Meal.

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (pfXMo)

123 You bring in the sheaves.
I'll row the boat.
Posted by: Michael"

Who's coming around the Mountain, then?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (pfXMo)

124
118 If American athletes eat their Wheaties, do Chinese athletes eat their Ricies?"

So, who gets KaBoom?
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM

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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: South Africa at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (4Aqsh)

125 Strong bodies. Twelve ways.

Posted by: Wonder Bread at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)

126 Field of What?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (4Je4D)

127 So, who gets KaBoom?
Posted by: man

The Palestinian kindergardens ... Those kids blow up so fast.

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:33 AM (3ZUWJ)

128 Grape Nuts are neither.
Posted by: Change my mind at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)
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You ever eaten an oak tree?

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at November 11, 2026 10:33 AM (amcLV)

129 The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (ST3HN)

I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:33 AM (2WIwB)

130 Then where does baby oil come from?

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 11, 2026 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)

131 You ever eaten an oak tree?
Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons"

Pine tree. Tastes like hickory nuts.

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (pfXMo)

132
Wheat a minute!

I can’t think of any puns!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (YSUhf)

133 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

134 Estimated time for the ship to become fully submerged and settled on the bottom is 45 minutes if all goes according to expectations of those in charge of the scuttling.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (J4Dwc)

A crying shame, but the ship is 75 years old, and went unmaintained for many decades. So much blame to go around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (eYxtx)

135 Then where does baby oil come from?"

Immature wells...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (pfXMo)

136 You bring in the sheaves.
I'll row the boat.
Posted by: Michael"

Who's coming around the Mountain, then?
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (pfXMo)

And where does Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear fit into all this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 11, 2026 10:36 AM (4Je4D)

137 Joke:

Q: Why did the Transgender Man eat a salad?

A: Because he was an Her-before...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 11, 2026 10:36 AM (l3cgK)

138 You ever eaten an oak tree?
Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons"

Pine tree. Tastes like hickory nuts.
Posted by: man

Kinky.
Posted by Hickory

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:36 AM (ST3HN)

139 Some parts are edible.

Posted by: Pine nuts at November 11, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

140 111 If anyone is interested in watching the scuttling of SS United States today, a livestream will be available at the link below starting at 11:00 a.m. Central:

https://tinyurl.com/272yur4p

I saw the scuttling of the SS United States on Nov. 3rd

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2026 10:37 AM (+gK6I)

141 And where does Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear fit into all this?"

Ask Fanny...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:37 AM (pfXMo)

142 If anyone is interested in watching the scuttling of SS United States today...

Where are they scuttling it at?

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:38 AM (Oy/m2)

143 Biden staffer found guilty after telling jury he only dismembered his wife, but didn’t kill her
. . . .
Oh, and then in 2024, he dismembered his wife, put her body parts in trash bags, and disappeared her.
. . . .
He said discovered Kafle lying on the floor as he walked into their primary bedroom to use the en suite bathroom.
Bhatt testified that Kafle was on her back with vomit on her and on the floor next to her. He said there were pills visible in the vomit as well as a bottle of pills nearby. He claimed there were also open cases of pesticides nearby and it appeared the chemical was in her vomit.
Bhatt said he tried reviving Kafle for 45 minutes to an hour before moving her body across the bedroom floor to the bathroom to try to give her water. She was unresponsive and not breathing the entire time, he said.
. . . .
I really at that point scared. I don't know why I did not [call 911]. I tried to call. I really scared. I don't know why. Something take over me. I was really, really panic. I don't know … I don't really even, like, it's been, like, over two years. I have completed more than 3,500 hours of meditation. Still I don't have that answer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

144 Where are they scuttling it at?
Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:38 AM (Oy/m2)
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Off of Ft. Walton Beach, FL.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:38 AM (amcLV)

145 And where does Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear fit into all this?
Posted by: Cicero

Don't try selling toilet paper. That's our gig.

Posted by: The stupid Charmin bears at November 11, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)

146 Apart from "it's ok", what other death threats do women use?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:39 AM (ST3HN)

147 Chief Meteorologist has many wives. They form a long squaw line.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

148 I saw the "scuttling of the SS United States" open the John Deere Festival in Moline...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:40 AM (pfXMo)

149 Oh, and then in 2024, he dismembered his wife, put her body parts in trash bags, and disappeared her.
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That's not suspicious at all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:40 AM (amcLV)

150 Apart from "it's ok", what other death threats do women use?"

"It's FINE"

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (pfXMo)

151 147 Chief Meteorologist has many wives. They form a long squaw line.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

He was into indigenous women, apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (l3cgK)

152 Don't try selling toilet paper. That's our gig.
Posted by: The stupid Charmin bears at November 11, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)
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*sigh of relief*

Posted by: That Rabbit at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (amcLV)

153 Biden staffer found guilty after telling jury he only dismembered his wife, but didn’t kill her

Understandable. In one day she went from a cherished life partner to a storage challenge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (4Je4D)

154 Chief Meteorologist has many wives. They form a long squaw line.
Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (eYxtx)

155 150 Apart from "it's ok", what other death threats do women use?"

"It's FINE"

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (pfXMo)

Do whatever you want.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (l3cgK)

156 147 Ha!

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (Jr5Lq)

157 That's not suspicious at all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:40 AM (amcLV)

Yeah, it's completely normal. Everybody does that.

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:42 AM (Oy/m2)

158 149 Oh, and then in 2024, he dismembered his wife, put her body parts in trash bags, and disappeared her.
+++

Was that wrong?
Should he not have done that?

Posted by: J. Dahmer at November 11, 2026 10:42 AM (2Ez/1)

159 a long squaw line."

Cumulus?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:42 AM (pfXMo)

160 Poll: 22% of college students think America deserved 9/11

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I mean, yeah, The Gong Show was bad but come on!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:42 AM (ndZc7)

161 So, who gets KaBoom?

It's the official cereal of the Quality Learing Center.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2026 10:43 AM (2ocoG)

162 We're living in the Gong Show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2026 10:43 AM (X8vlu)

163 It's FINE"

Do whatever you want.
*****
He knows what he did.

Posted by: Don't forget that one at November 11, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)

164 They form a long squaw line.
Posted by: Bulg

You did that on papoose, didn't you.

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:44 AM (3ZUWJ)

165 Biden staffer found guilty after telling jury he only dismembered his wife, but didn’t kill her"

According to the newz: A jury found Virginia man Naresh Bhatt"

"Virginia Man"? The Waltons now = The Bhatts?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:44 AM (pfXMo)

166 The sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
--just the punchline

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:44 AM (amcLV)

167 We're living in the Gong Show."

Where's the popsicle twins?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:45 AM (pfXMo)

168 According to the newz: A jury found Virginia man Naresh Bhatt"

He's as bad as Florida man.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:46 AM (ST3HN)

169 We're living in the Gong Show."

Where's the popsicle twins?
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:45 AM (pfXMo)
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More important, when does Jaye P. Morgan show her boobs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:46 AM (amcLV)

170 We're living in the Gong Show."

Where's the popsicle twins?
Posted by: man

And Gene the Dancing Machine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2026 10:46 AM (X8vlu)

171 And this is just Muslims. Similar situation happening in Texas with people from India, as Bo French and others have been highlighting for years. Demographics is destiny.

Amy Mek @AmyMek

THE GREAT REPLACEMENT

ISLAMIZED TEXAS: FROM 313,000 TO 1.25 MILLION MUSLIMS IN JUST FIVE YEARS?

That is what a comparison of these figures suggests:

2020: Approximately 313,000 Muslims.

2025: Approximately 1,250,000, based on figures attributed to the presidents of the Islamic Society of Greater Houston and the North Texas Islamic Council.

If accurate and comparable, those figures would represent a fourfold increase an estimated 937,000 additional Muslim residents.

Texas’s total population grew by 2,560,323 over that period.

On that basis, Muslim population growth would account for approximately 37% of the state’s net population increase.

An extraordinary claim. We are watching the fall of America happen in real time....

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2026 10:47 AM (P5BPp)

172 >>Where are they scuttling it at?

30° 07.148′ N, 86° 46.755′ W

Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2026 10:47 AM (J4Dwc)

173 Where are they scuttling it at?

In the ocean. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:48 AM (ST3HN)

174 The sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus walk into a bank.

Posted by: Where do we cosine? at November 11, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)

175
No boobs. No dog. No sad clown. Not art.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (/eH1B)

No black velvet canvas either. Definitely not art.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 11, 2026 10:51 AM (iqcvy)

176 Nope. No fraud whatsoever.

Six Texas Officials Indicted on Voter Fraud Charges, Including a Democratic County Judge and City Council Members.

On May 1, 2025, a Frio County grand jury indicted six people in connection with an alleged illegal vote harvesting scheme. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office announced the charges on May 7, 2025.

Camacho filed to run for reelection. She appeared on the Democratic primary ballot on March 3, 2026.

Frio County Voter Fraud Case is still ongoing.

https://tinyurl.com/39c8uc74

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:52 AM (ST3HN)

177 Stacy Keach RIP

Posted by: grass monkey at November 11, 2026 10:52 AM (eP4XR)

178 Poll: 22% of college students think America deserved 9/11
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I mean, yeah, The Gong Show was bad but come on!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:42 AM

Based on South Park, this means 22% of American college students are retards. Sounds about right...

Eric Cartman: Oh, really? Well, did you know that over one fourth of the people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy? Are you saying that one fourth of Americans are retards?

Kyle Broflovski: Yes! I'm saying one fourth of Americans are retards.

Stan Marsh: Yeah, at least one fourth.

Kyle Broflovski: Let's take a test sample: there's four of us, you're a retard, that's one fourth.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2026 10:52 AM (P5BPp)

179 We're saved!

Zohran Mamdani Positions Himself as Left-Wing Kingmaker as DSA Pushes AOC to Run for President

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:53 AM (ndZc7)

180 No boobs. No dog. No sad clown. Not art.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM

We also would have accepted "pronounced hooterage."

Posted by: The Judges at November 11, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

181 Update on Biden's terrible cancer: he's out jaunting around Ireland and Antifa is throwing milk cartons at him for not freeing Palestine. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

182 130 allow me.
https://tinyurl.com/rdcpd76r

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

183 Kyle Broflovski: Yes! I'm saying one fourth of Americans are retards.

Stan Marsh: Yeah, at least one fourth.

Kyle Broflovski: Let's take a test sample: there's four of us, you're a retard, that's one fourth.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Now everyone at work is looking at me wondering why I'm laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:55 AM (ST3HN)

184 Free Palestine with purchase of Palestine of equal or greater value.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:55 AM (amcLV)

185 > Six Texas Officials Indicted on Voter Fraud Charges, Including a Democratic County Judge and City Council Members.
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Hand waving away the midterms as some sort of referendum on (R) is becoming.... problematic.

Yet, many still insist on navel gazing instead of pointing out the likelihood of out and out fraud. Sneaky. But still fraud.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 11, 2026 10:56 AM (RORbl)

186 Billy Joel Is Returning to the Stage Despite His Doctors’ Warning

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I guess it's still rock n roll to him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)

187 Free Palestine with purchase of Palestine of equal or greater value.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:55 AM (amcLV)

Hopefully it's an "end of bin" sale.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2026 10:56 AM (k5CNB)

188 Yet, many still insist on navel gazing instead of pointing out the likelihood of out and out fraud. Sneaky. But still fraud.

This being the HQ I'm embracing the power of AND. The voters were retarded *and* the election was substantially "fortified" in some manner.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2026 10:57 AM (2ocoG)

189 If anyone is interested in watching the scuttling of SS United States today,...
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I saw the scuttling of the SS United States on Nov. 3rd
Posted by: It's me donna
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No one sees the irony in this??
I'm with donna on this one.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 11, 2026 10:58 AM (VCgbV)

190 I guess it's still rock n roll to him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)
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You're never too old to rock 'n roll if you're too young to die.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:58 AM (amcLV)

191
Apart from "it's ok", what other death threats do women use?"

"It's FINE"
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:41 AM (pfXMo)

*nods towards woman walking past*

"She's pretty, isn't she."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 11, 2026 10:58 AM (iqcvy)

192 This being the HQ I'm embracing the power of AND. The voters were retarded *and* the election was substantially "fortified" in some manner.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2026 10:57 AM

The radically changing demographics across the country just made it much easier for the fraud to work.

And the demographics are only getting worse going forward, considering Democrats will (1) end deportations (2) bring in more illegal aliens (3) bring in more legal aliens (and their families).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2026 10:59 AM (P5BPp)

193 And this is just Muslims. Similar situation happening in Texas with people from India, as Bo French and others have been highlighting for years. Demographics is destiny.
Amy Mek @AmyMek
THE GREAT REPLACEMENT
ISLAMIZED TEXAS: FROM 313,000 TO 1.25 MILLION MUSLIMS IN JUST FIVE YEARS?
That is what a comparison of these figures suggests:
2020: Approximately 313,000 Muslims.
2025: Approximately 1,250,000, based on figures attributed to the presidents of the Islamic Society of Greater Houston and the North Texas Islamic Council.
If accurate and comparable, those figures would represent a fourfold increase an estimated 937,000 additional Muslim residents.
Texas’s total population grew by 2,560,323 over that period.
On that basis, Muslim population growth would account for approximately 37% of the state’s net population increase.
An extraordinary claim. We are watching the fall of America happen in real time....
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2026 10:47 AM (P5BPp)

Welp, I guess the USA going muslim.

As a group they're willing to kill to get what they want.

How many Buddhists, or Jews or Christians are willing to kill to get what they want?

al USA here we come!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 10:59 AM (YSUhf)

194 Josh Shapiro is going to launch his 2028 campaign by banning guns in Pennsylvania. Clarence Thomas may actually get to issue the "Did I fucking stutter?" ruling that Alex the Chick has dreamed of.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 11, 2026 11:00 AM (2ocoG)

195 I think we've had this artist before- Just not this particular painting? Very nice paintings with many trees.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2026 11:01 AM (JrHfD)

196 nood poker munkey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 11:01 AM (amcLV)

197 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

198 You're never too old to rock 'n roll if you're too young to die.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

But only the good die young.

Posted by: And Catholic girls start much too late at November 11, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)

199 Where are they scuttling it at?

And you guys, ending sentences with a preposition.
Sigh.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 11:02 AM (2WIwB)

200 Police: Plane Evacuated at California Airport After “Call of Duty” Gameplay Is Mistaken for Bomb Threat

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 11:02 AM (ndZc7)

201
And the demographics are only getting worse going forward, considering Democrats will (1) end deportations (2) bring in more illegal aliens (3) bring in more legal aliens (and their families).
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 11, 2026 10:59 AM (P5BPp)

Of course, Donkey commie cocksuckers being commie cocksuckers, none of those aliens look like Sil from Species.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 11, 2026 11:02 AM (iqcvy)

202 Between the a and the t.

Posted by: As Mom would say at November 11, 2026 11:06 AM (2Ez/1)

203 An ode by any other name I know might read more sweet
Perhaps the sun will never shine upon my field of wheat
But still in closing, let me say
for those too sick, too sick to see
though nothing shows, yes, someone knows
I wish that one was me

Keith Reed, Procol Harum "Quite Rightly So"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 11, 2026 11:08 AM (zdLoL)

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