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Rep. Ilhan Omar
@Ilhan

We're getting justice and accountability for every single Minnesotan who's suffered under Trump's terrorization of our state.

Our time is now.

Speaking of "Squad" members with tribal vengeance on their minds: Former congressperson and stone-cold racist Cori Bush has registered as a foreign agent for a foreign anti-Israel Dark Money group.

Chuck Ross:

'Squad' Alum Cori Bush Registers as Paid Foreign Agent, Will Lead Anti-Israel Propaganda Tours of West Bank for Shadowy NGO


Bush, who was voted out of Congress in 2024 and told a pro-Israel group she was 'coming to tear your kingdom down,' recently visited the West Bank and complained about 'Jim Crow' treatment

Former Rep. Cori Bush (D., Mo.) has registered as a foreign agent for a shadowy European NGO to lead "fact-finding" missions to the West Bank--part of a seemingly elaborate propaganda campaign against Israel.

The ex-Squad member, who once warned pro-Israel advocacy groups that she was coming to "tear your kingdom down," signed on as an independent contractor for the International Federation for Rights and Development (IFRD), a Brussels-based "human rights" nonprofit, according to disclosures she filed under the Foreign Agents Registration Act last week.

According to the contract, IFRD will pay $25,000 to Bush and her friend and campaign manager, Stephany Spaulding, for a project through January to "coordinate fact-finding delegations" to Gaza and the West Bank to elevate "the narratives of Palestinian farmers and residents with settlers in the West Bank and other occupied territories." The women's contract provides for $6,000 a month in compensation and another $7,000 for dealing with FARA compliance.

It is unclear who funds IFRD, which is led by Palestinian filmmaker Gamaal El Attar. The group does not disclose its backers, but claims it does not receive money from any foreign governments. Bush's foreign agent disclosure pulls back the curtain on its well-orchestrated PR campaign, the details of which have not been previously reported.

...

After the West Bank visit, Bush and Alkam appeared on fired MSNBC firebrand Joy Reid's podcast, where Bush claimed she felt Jim Crow-style treatment from the Israeli military during the trip....


There is good reason to question the rigor of the "fact-finding missions" given threats she has made against Israel and its supporters.

After losing her Democratic primary in 2024, Bush threatened AIPAC after the pro-Israel advocacy group spent heavily in support of her opponent, Rep. Wesley Bell.

"They're about to see this other Cori, this other side," she told supporters. "AIPAC, I'm coming to tear your kingdom down."

"All they did was radicalize me, so now they need to be afraid," said Bush. The Biden administration condemned those remarks.

David Strom on Queen of the Midwits Anne Applebaum.

Who exactly is Anne Applebaum? She is the Queen of the Midwits. Midwits are people with above-average intelligence, but not by nearly as much as they think.

I believe, contrary to what some argue, that of all the people in the world, they are by far the most likely to suffer from the so-called Dunning-Kruger Effect, a well-known intellectual defect in which people wrongly believe they are far more intelligent, competent, and able to see further into a problem than the people around them. They are smart enough to believe they understand something, and too dumb to realize they don't.

Most intellectuals and technocrats fit into this category. Rather than seeing that the systems they are playing with are too complex to control easily, they live under the illusion that they have enough insight to make them work properly. They usually wind up mucking things up horrifically. In many ways, they're the opposite of Javier Milei, who wants to get government out of the way because the market can't be tweaked into perfection; these people believe they can tweak the world and make it obey their fantasies.

Anne Applebaum is a perfect example.

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Who wouldn't be impressed? She doesn't just parrot The Narrative(TM); she has been shaping it for decades.

Hillary Clinton was, NeverTrump and their liberal fuck-buddies assure us, more psychologically stable than Donald Trump.


Overton
@overton_news

This is embarrassing.

Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is on CNN, complaining to Anderson Cooper about her 2016 debate against President Trump.

TEN YEARS LATER, she's still rehashing the debate and explaining what she wishes she had said to Trump.

CLINTON: "You know, one thing I thought about was just like, you know, turn on him really fast and say; 'back up, you creep! You're not going to intimidate me!'"

"I also thought that that would be perceived by people as, you know, me being angry, and Lord knows we don't want an angry woman."

"No, not that, under any circumstances...no matter for what cause."

This is the political equivalent of the guy at the bar still talking about the high school football game he lost, explaining everything he could have done differently.


Old liberal "man" with emotional instability assaults a TP USA worker who is merely voicing his opinions; is arrested for assault, but claims we didn't see the whole exchange. (Apparently this creaky emotionally-labile dicksucker thinks that "the whole exchange" would justify assault.)

I'm so surprised to see a leftwing "man" whose emotions are ungovernable as those of a tween girl with a pill addiction. That's just not the psychology I expect from them.

Well, we didn't lose every House seat:







Whoops! I had meant to include the below in the post about Salon and Hasan Piker.


Hasan Piker is special in that he's a foreign thug who is too stupid to conceal his foreign schemes to dominate the west. In a resurfaced clip, the promises that he and his third-world friends will bring down the white race by impregnating white girls.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: sonofquakersam at November 05, 2026 05:50 PM (PxryL)

2

The New Left is so totally weird.

Member when they were sort of cool, back in the 70s and stuff.

They seem really demented now.

Maybe that's a way to defeat them.

Oh right, the GOP.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at November 05, 2026 05:53 PM (VuTBl)

3 Piker's Turkish, ain't he?

Ain't Turks more or less white?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 05:54 PM (aKiSo)

4 Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan

We're getting justice and accountability for every single Minnesotan who's suffered under Trump's terrorization of our state.
Our time is now.


Which is to say, for every illegal, criminal dem in Minnesota.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 05:55 PM (l3cgK)

5 Hippies were never cool.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2026 05:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

6 3 Piker's Turkish, ain't he?

Ain't Turks more or less white?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 05:54 PM (aKiSo)

I never see them at the meetings.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2026 05:55 PM (HFrEr)

7 'Squad' Alum Cori Bush Registers as Paid Foreign Agent, Will Lead Anti-Israel Propaganda Tours of West Bank for Shadowy NGO

Sure she isn't related to the Texas Bushes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 05:56 PM (l3cgK)

8 Flower Power Sucks!

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 05, 2026 05:56 PM (MWfyi)

9 The left is composed of evil psychopaths and lunatics.

The next decade is not going to be good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)

10 America will regret this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 05:57 PM (bFq8h)

11 What kind of dork actually registers as a foreign agent?

You're not supposed to do that, silly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 05:58 PM (aKiSo)

12 'Squad' Alum Cori Bush Registers as Paid Foreign Agent, Will Lead Anti-Israel Propaganda Tours of West Bank for Shadowy NGO
________________

Solid choice. There is less risk of rape with her.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske)

13 If brotherfucking motherfucker Omar isnt deported by the new year, i am going to call trump a name

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 05, 2026 05:59 PM (fapp/)

14 Some wag on twixxer posted that we didn't lose this election on Tuesday. We lost it the instant John Thune was put in charge of the Senate. That is EXACTLY correct.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at November 05, 2026 05:59 PM (V362x)

15 Hillary Clinton was, NeverTrump and their liberal fuck-buddies assure us, more psychologically stable than Donald Trump.

L'esprit de l'escalier sur l'autoroute de l'enfer

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 05:59 PM (l3cgK)

16 Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on homeless people in LA. Perhaps there would be twice as many.

Posted by: PG at November 05, 2026 06:00 PM (7cQi1)

17 Omar only has to hold on for two years and she'll be scot free. Her lawyers can do that in their sleep.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:01 PM (MWfyi)

18 9 The left is composed of evil psychopaths and lunatics.

The next decade is not going to be good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)

It might wind up being kind of awesome. They really think they can let their freak flag fly now, but they haven't done the groundwork you really need to do to make a revolution work. The vast majority of the country is still paying next to zero attention to things. The lurch from "man, stuff is kind of expensive these days" to "we're rounding people up and taking away their guns" isn't going to pan out the way they expect it to.

You're supposed to take away their guns first while no one is paying attention, then slowly grind them into abject hopelessness, *then* you start rounding up the undesirables.

You can't just roll out your blessed Revolution because you did unexpectedly well in a fucking midterm election.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:01 PM (aKiSo)

19 America will regret this.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 05:57 PM (bFq8h)

As it should.

It should regret a lot of shit.

Like putting up with any if this as long as we have.

My hope is that the coming storm focuses a lot of minds and gets people to start openly discussing just how much they care to remain in this Union.

It's a suicide pact.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2026 06:01 PM (BI5O2)

20 Willard, of course, but evergreen:

222 Apropos of nothing, I shot a lot of .45 ACP yesterday.
Jacketed Semi Wadcutters. Made a very crisp and clean entry hole.
Posted by: RI Red at November 05, 2026 05:53 PM (zYph5)

Posted by: RI Red at November 05, 2026 06:02 PM (zYph5)

21 CLINTON: "You know, one thing I thought about was just like, you know, turn on him really fast and say; 'back up, you creep! You're not going to intimidate me!'"

__________________________

That sort of play acting worked just fine in NY against her opponent, Rick Lazio. Lazio is one of the most innocuous looking, non-intimidating people out there. The media grabbed onto it and Hillary rode that bit of drama into office.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2026 06:03 PM (dIske)

22 "The lurch from "man, stuff is kind of expensive these days" to "we're rounding people up and taking away their guns" isn't going to pan out the way they expect it to."

I aint going to no camp but there will be plenty who will. I didn't buy all this ammo for nothing.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:03 PM (MWfyi)

23 Something tells me that some of these lunatics that have just been elected to the House aren't going to be too amenable to Ocasio-Cortez retaining her lofty position as Star of the Party.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 05, 2026 06:03 PM (Lzhdy)

24 Regrets are something that people who have some primitive sense of cause and effect sometimes experience. Americans are not those people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2026 06:03 PM (HFrEr)

25 They live and die by the cheat code. They don't even know what "earning it" looks like.

They will make a mess, and things will suck, of course, but they'll never actually *win*. They're too stupid, too impatient, and far too spoiled and delusional.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:04 PM (aKiSo)

26 16 Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on homeless people in LA. Perhaps there would be twice as many.

Posted by: PG at November 05, 2026 06:00 PM (7cQi1)

You DO get more of what you pay for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:04 PM (l3cgK)

27 *reads previous post*

So Vice will gain sex readers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:05 PM (2GVsD)

28 I have decided to assume a new name to adjust to the new Socialist Democrat Commie Party.

From this day on I will be addressed a Usama Bin Shallamer. I will also get Dreadlocks on what little hair I have left.

I have also changed my religion to Rastafarian to fit in with the Party ideals...

Jah and Smoke more Gunja Man..

Posted by: Cluck Schoemer at November 05, 2026 06:05 PM (mrJNc)

29 And another thing I should have said was, "You're just a bully. You're just a big mean bully, Donald. And, you know, stuff like that."

Posted by: Hillary Havisham at November 05, 2026 06:05 PM (KGrz7)

30 I aint going to no camp ...
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:03 PM (MWfyi)

Well, hold on, let's at least ask them if there's going to be canoeing and smores.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2026 06:05 PM (HFrEr)

31 John Kerry is 82 years old...time to add him to my dead pool for 2027?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (l3cgK)

32 "I also thought that that would be perceived by people as, you know, me being angry, and Lord knows we don't want an angry woman."

"No, not that, under any circumstances...no matter for what cause."


Angry Hillary! = Arkancide

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (0sNs1)

33 Elon might need to buy his on country to stay away from the grips of the Marxists around the world

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

34 29 And another thing I should have said was, "You're just a bully. You're just a big mean bully, Donald. And, you know, stuff like that."
Posted by: Hillary Havisham at November 05, 2026 06:05 PM (KGrz7)

A real poopyhead who is just plain not nice!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (HFrEr)

35 29 And another thing I should have said was, "You're just a bully. You're just a big mean bully, Donald. And, you know, stuff like that."
Posted by: Hillary Havisham at November 05, 2026 06:05 PM (KGrz7)

Fucking jerk store.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (aKiSo)

36 32 "I also thought that that would be perceived by people as, you know, me being angry, and Lord knows we don't want an angry woman."

"No, not that, under any circumstances...no matter for what cause."

Angry Hillary! = Arkancide

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (0sNs1)

Which is the same as Annoyed Hilary...
Which is the same as Happy Hilary...
Which is the same as...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

37 Anne Applebaum, how many milli-Kohns is she?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

38 Jokes on him, white girls know how to get rid or unwanted pregnancies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2026 06:07 PM (dHi1g)

39 35 29 And another thing I should have said was, "You're just a bully. You're just a big mean bully, Donald. And, you know, stuff like that."
Posted by: Hillary Havisham at November 05, 2026 06:05 PM (KGrz7)

Fucking jerk store.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (aKiSo)

I am not familiar with that store...is it perhaps a massage parlor or brothel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)

40 Since we have 2 years before the next elections, we should spend the 1st 6 months *purging* those who pretended to be on "our" side that weren't.

Let's start with Thune. I don't want him out of Republican leadership. I want him out of the Republican party. Let him caucus with the Dems--at least we'd all know where we stand.

And there's about 100 more stops along the way until we wind up with all of the turncoats who "wrote in" Ralph Norman in South Carolina (whom Graham had beaten in the Republican primary). I don't care if it was only a couple of hundred write-in votes, or a couple of thousand, and I don't care if it wouldn't have changed the results. Those write-ins were a betrayal of the party, and the fact that any of us know about it means that perhaps other people stayed home rather than coming out to vote for the Republican candidate.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (Cjcf6)

41 I keep seeing more posts about how the election outcome was impossible. It does seem very unlikely, without even looking at the details. Solid red states just flipping to vote for radical leftists, flips of 20-30%.

Perhaps the cheat was so big that we just decided, "oh crap, must be real". It seems a lot like 2020 all over again, same scams. I hope some of the smart guys are still looking into it.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (vbXSk)

42 John Kerry is 82 years old...time to add him to my dead pool for 2027?

Found in a vat of Heinz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (2GVsD)

43
CLINTON: "You know, one thing I thought about was just like, you know, turn on him really fast and say; 'back up, you creep! You're not going to intimidate me!'"

================

OH.
MY.
GOD.

She's still saying those exact words???

I literally counted the number of times she said them to audiences and interviewers in 2017-2018 and it was... 8 times, 10 times? I collected them in a video somewhere.

That was how I knew she was clinically obsessed. I try to stop obsessing on things, rewriting scripts in my head, because I'm afraid that after I have my old-age brain-frying stroke I'll be sitting there in my chair all day saying them over and over like a ratchedy parrot. It's going to happen to her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (mmrXZ)

44 Trump actually accomplished regime change.
Just in DC instead of Tehran.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (MNCvZ)

45 33 Elon might need to buy his on country to stay away from the grips of the Marxists around the world

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

That won't work; they'll come to you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)

46 @18

>> You can't just roll out your blessed Revolution because you did unexpectedly well in a fucking midterm election.

It’s not the revolution stuff I’m worried about, it’s all the stupid evil sh*t they are going to do along the road to revolution.

And make no mistake, we are now in a tight spot as the gains the dems made are spectacular and will require massive GOP gains with no setbacks just to get back to equilibrium.

Yesterdays election was a pretty big f***** deal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (XV/Pl)

47 By the time we get to 28, democrats will believe Jews and Arabs were BFF until Trump and Bibi concocted 10/7.
Ossoff totally has a shot at the nomination. Would raving antisemites actually nominate a Semite?

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2026 06:09 PM (Dpv2s)

48 You can't just roll out your blessed Revolution because you did unexpectedly well in a fucking midterm election.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:01 PM


That may not have worked in the past, but that's because the right people weren't in charge.

Posted by: Democrat Socialists of America at November 05, 2026 06:09 PM (0sNs1)

49
Hillary Havisham

==============

Perfect.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2026 06:09 PM (mmrXZ)

50 " I hope some of the smart guys are still looking into it.
Posted by: illiniwek "

Based on past experience it will just be waved away. Voting is a farce.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:09 PM (MWfyi)

51 Democrats don't have enough seats in Congress to impeach anyone.
They can't pass any laws without Trump's signature.
They are full of sound and fury, signifying nothing -- just like Republicans when they win Congress. Endless hearings, speeches, blah, blah, blah.
Divided government tends to spend less and screw with our lives less.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2026 06:10 PM (0MjtC)

52 Dhillon quit because she failed, fell on her sword so to speak.

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2026 06:10 PM (Dpv2s)

53 Sounds like Open Season been declared on certain demographic.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (Gqar8)

54 "Democrats don't have enough seats in Congress to impeach anyone."

It's never stopped them before.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (MWfyi)

55 I would take any of the Mitford sisters over Hillary, even the one who married Oswald Mosley.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (2GVsD)

56
We can't live with these people anymore -


Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
·
55m
Podcasters Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan can't stop laughing at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk's corpse and "doing it" again to him.

After laughing for 30 seconds straight, the women falsely claimed that Tyler Robinson was a 'MAGA person.'

They will celebrate your death, laugh uncontrollably, and still be fully convinced they're the "good guys."

Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (kX27y)

57
The dog caught the car.

Too bad the dog is rabid, retarded, insane, loaded with parasites and STDs.

Now, maybe the dog can cause the car to crash.

But, if the dog goes all full-goose loony on the car, it's liable to get runover.

That's more or less where we are right now.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (YSUhf)

58 37 Anne Applebaum, how many milli-Kohns is she?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

It's kind of like Ohms and Henrys for resistance and inductance. Two different things.

The milliKohn measures raw ignorance, where the Applebaum is the SI unit for reactive obtuseness.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (aKiSo)

59 Massie to try and bring Hegseth impeachment vote in the next couple weeks.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2026 06:12 PM (YZ0Fo)

60 Fucking jerk store.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:06 PM (aKiSo)

I am not familiar with that store...is it perhaps a massage parlor or brothel?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM


It sells a type of Jamacian cuisine.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:12 PM (0sNs1)

61 Democrats don't have enough seats in Congress to impeach anyone.
They can't pass any laws without Trump's signature.
They are full of sound and fury, signifying nothing -- just like Republicans when they win Congress. Endless hearings, speeches, blah, blah, blah.
Divided government tends to spend less and screw with our lives less.
-
Congress isn't the problem.

The governors, and the Dem's street armies are.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 05, 2026 06:12 PM (vSvIl)

62 54 "Democrats don't have enough seats in Congress to impeach anyone."

It's never stopped them before.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (MWfyi)

Yeah, so they can have endless hearings and raise money -- just like Congressional Republicans.

At least it keeps them off the streets.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2026 06:13 PM (0MjtC)

63 "Fucking jerk store.

Posted by: Warai-otoko"


You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Bucky's at November 05, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

64
"I also thought that that would be perceived by people as, you know, me being angry, and Lord knows we don't want an angry woman."

"No, not that, under any circumstances...no matter for what cause."
--------

I agree with you, Hilary, and so did most of the country! We sure didn't want you, you angry woman. And like most bitter, angry women, you still haven't forgiven us.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2026 06:13 PM (uyuYG)

65 "Fucking jerk store.

A Kamala Harris enterprise?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:13 PM (2GVsD)

66 Why would you consider someone with resting witch face angry?

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:14 PM (MWfyi)

67 Ace probably realizes it , but this site will most likely be shut down in January unless the Democrats choose to keep it open to harvest scalps.

Posted by: Prytsh at November 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Pos+C)

68 You guys need to check out the Basic Logic channel on YouTube. The latest video is a real doozy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM (dHi1g)

69
The governors, and the Dem's street armies are.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 05, 2026 06:12 PM (vSvIl)

They had the street armies before, now they have a president who will shut them down. And the governors? Like in Texas? It looks like the current Texas legislature might pass laws to keep them from doing too much harm and, even though they gained seats, Democrats don't have control of the Texas Legislature, so they can't pass any laws.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM (0MjtC)

70 Surprised the MN Morons didn't raise it to 17......

For most sixth-graders, school is a place to learn, make friends and enjoy being a kid. But for one 11-year-old Braham girl, it’s become a place of fear after months of alleged relentless bullying culminated in two attacks at her school bus stop, both captured on video.

Now, her mother is demanding answers from school officials and calling for changes to a Minnesota law passed in 2024 under the state’s DFL trifecta that raised the minimum age for juvenile delinquency proceedings from 10 to 13. The law took effect Aug. 1, 2026, just months before the attacks.

Shannon Kobinski told Alpha News her daughter has been repeatedly harassed and physically assaulted by the same student since last school year, despite multiple suspensions and other disciplinary measures by the Braham Public School District.

Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM (kX27y)

71 Tehran, it’s 2:45 AM and it’s still there.
So is Peking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM (+iKN/)

72 *brushes up on Morse code*

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM (MWfyi)

73 (Pos+C)

Appropriate hash, couldn't spell it any clearer what you are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:16 PM (2GVsD)

74 67 Ace probably realizes it , but this site will most likely be shut down in January unless the Democrats choose to keep it open to harvest scalps.

Posted by: Prytsh at November 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Pos+C)

The Dems in the US have say over the .nu web addresses?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

75 Why do all lib boomer "males" look like they've been sucking on lemons?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 05, 2026 06:16 PM (lfNXu)

76 The routers can filter any site. Just like the Chinese.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:17 PM (MWfyi)

77
I am not familiar with that store...is it perhaps a massage parlor or brothel?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM


++++

Seinfeld's George Costanza reference.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2026 06:17 PM (KGrz7)

78 71 Tehran, it’s 2:45 AM and it’s still there.
So is Peking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM (+iKN/)

Peking Duck > Tehran Goat

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:17 PM (l3cgK)

79 Democrats choose to keep it open to harvest scalps.
Posted by: Prytsh at November 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Pos+C)

For that bald lady? You know, she’s an alpaca.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2026 06:17 PM (dHi1g)

80 We can just hang out in the PBS comments sections.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:18 PM (MWfyi)

81 73 (Pos+C)

Appropriate hash, couldn't spell it any clearer what you are.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:16 PM (2GVsD)

Positive for Hep C?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2026 06:18 PM (HFrEr)

82 I miss your fisks ace. The salon one was gold.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2026 06:18 PM (vE0+H)

83 Great news every one! Texas's top executives will be middle aged women. Texas's top court also gets 4 leftist womyn. But don't worry, their feelings will rule everything. Remember, if womyn are in charge everything will be rainbows and unicorns!////

Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2026 06:18 PM (VCgbV)

84 The Dems in the US have say over the .nu web addresses?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

Yes! A simple majority in Congress gives them god-like powers over the entire world! The only solution is to be constantly terrified and to scare as many other people as possible.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2026 06:18 PM (0MjtC)

85 75 Why do all lib boomer "males" look like they've been sucking on lemons?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 05, 2026 06:16 PM (lfNXu)

Because their libbie wives have vinegar tits?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

86 Socialists in their attempt to control the Internet will probably cause the central DNS servers to crash, thus wiping out the whole Internet.

I would be greatly amused.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:19 PM (2GVsD)

87 Not my issue, but Israel issuing permits to visit the West Bank seems improbable?

Posted by: Goatweed at November 05, 2026 06:19 PM (jK3NL)

88 *brushes up on Morse code*
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM


-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:19 PM (0sNs1)

89 Texas constitution was designed to thwart carpetbaggers so state wise not too much headway. But Fed control could make a mess

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 06:19 PM (+iKN/)

90 I get disagreeing about politics. But as you get more progressive, you get more emotional about it.

That has always been a huge turnoff for me - emotionally incontinent people screaming about dark money...

Posted by: notalawyer at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM (fR677)

91 Bear

I read it as Piece of Sh1t + Cvnt

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM (2GVsD)

92 Wanna hear something funny?

Seattle is sounding more sane than a lot of places.

I’ll stay right here, thank you very much.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM (U6vhD)

93 Shannon Kobinski told Alpha News her daughter has been repeatedly harassed and physically assaulted by the same student since last school year, despite multiple suspensions and other disciplinary measures by the Braham Public School District.

Posted by: beckster

democrat. probably voted for a Somali goatraper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM (bFq8h)

94 75 Why do all lib boomer "males" look like they've been sucking on lemons?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 05, 2026 06:16 PM (lfNXu)

A lifetime of Soyjakhood takes its toll.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM (HFrEr)

95 I need to download some books on skinning hogs and stuff before they take it down.

*rummages around on Gutenberg for blacksmithing books*

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM (MWfyi)

96 That guy who took Stefanik's old seat is actually very impressive. Self-made businessman and all-round smart and decent guy. Has a flair for the Trumpian media hit but dials it back considerably, which I think plays well. One to watch.

Posted by: Delurker at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM (2Drhq)

97 Hey Omar, or whatever the fu*k your real name is, if any of your fu*king muzzie thugs hurts a hair on the head of any family member of mine, I'll be getting justice too...swiftly.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2026 06:21 PM (2WIwB)

98 88 *brushes up on Morse code*
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:15 PM

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:19 PM (0sNs1)

.. / -.- -. . .-- / .. - / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / - .... .. ... .-.-.-

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

99 I'm really sick of all this shit.
Can we just get this over with?

I'm outnumbered in my area of Canada but shit.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b)

100 I think the Left is best described as those people who start running from the police to avoid a small traffic fine. They want utopia, but just keep escalating the horrors trying to avoid admitting that they are on the wrong path.

Every action just makes things worse. Every second, it is obvious that the best time to stop and deal with the consequences was in the past, but the second best time is right now. They can't help themselves.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (vgpe/)

101 I'd also say, more progressive is always coupled with three things

1) Confusion of the meaning of common words

2) completely historical ignorance. No, scratch that, a very poor and confused grasp of history while at the same time, thinking they have a very good understanding of history.

3) Thinking extremely complex problems are simple and easily solved.

Posted by: notalawyer at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (fR677)

102 They have the choice of governing or boiling the rabbit
that is it
They will boil the rabbit
Maybe make hassenpfffer but most likely just boil the rabbit
If Trump can just shut the fuck up for 5 days out of 7 they will boil the rabbit.
Then on Sat and Sun say, we asked for affordability and they boiled the rabbit.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (/+uur)

103 I need to download some books on skinning hogs and stuff before they take it down.

*rummages around on Gutenberg for blacksmithing books*
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM


When they outlaw trebuchets, only outlaws will have trebuchets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (0sNs1)

104 Shrimp Store!!!
--Hilary Rodham Costanza

Posted by: No Name Today at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (8mulE)

105 They will celebrate your death, laugh uncontrollably, and still be fully convinced they're the "good guys."
Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:11 PM (kX27y)

Claiming to be the good guys and believing it are two different things. It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (vE0+H)

106 99 I'm really sick of all this shit.
Can we just get this over with?

I'm outnumbered in my area of Canada but shit.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b)

Sandy Eggo used to be red...then it became purple. Not it's a shade of blue...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (l3cgK)

107 Look on the bright side of life, Hillary will never be President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2026 06:23 PM (2GVsD)

108 .-- . -. - -.-- / -... ..- -.-. -.- ... / ... .- -- . / .- ... / .. -. / - --- .-- -.

Ok. Now we have to settle on a frequency.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:23 PM (MWfyi)

109 Hillary is saying things in response to f fake impression.
Rewatch that own hall debate, and you will realize Trump wasn't stalking her, he was returning to his podium.
We got the wrong idea because it was set up as a round theater, and the candidates were crisscrossing the stage.
I only noticed because i though Trump was reading Hillary's notes.

Posted by: MikeN at November 05, 2026 06:24 PM (vlMr0)

110 oops. "-"

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:25 PM (MWfyi)

111 107 Look on the bright side of life, Hillary will never be President.

Hillary never being POTUS is always a day-brightener!

Posted by: Delurker at November 05, 2026 06:25 PM (2Drhq)

112 .. / -.- -. . .-- / .. - / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . / - .... .. ... .-.-.-
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:21 PM


.... --- .-. -.. . / - .-. .- -.. .. - .. --- -. ... / -- ..- ... - / -... . / .... --- -. --- .-. . -..

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:25 PM (0sNs1)

113 Look on the bright side of life, Hillary will never be President.
Posted by: Anna Puma
-- -
She may take another stab at it since Trump is not running...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2026 06:25 PM (VCgbV)

114 100 I think the Left is best described as those people who start running from the police to avoid a small traffic fine. They want utopia but just keep escalating the horrors trying to avoid admitting that they are on the wrong path.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 05, 2026 06:22 PM (vgpe/)

Dear lord, yes, this too. Just a constant doubling down on what didn't work. I characterized it as a poor grasp of history, but this is even better - taking extreme actions to avoid minor (and mostly imaginary) consequences. A great example was their "ideas" about how trump would arrest voters, or have ICE agents at the ballot box, or whatever. or their plans to prosecute people over what they "might" do.

Posted by: notalawyer at November 05, 2026 06:26 PM (fR677)

115 What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: D. Rather at November 05, 2026 06:26 PM (2Ez/1)

116 Look on the bright side of life, Hillary will never be President.
----

Whenever I need a good laugh I just recall her being chucked like a side of beef into that waiting van when her operating system crashed.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 06:27 PM (Cjcf6)

117 Never mind. This hurts my eyes and my head.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:27 PM (MWfyi)

118 @67 Prytsh-I sure AF hope they do try to harvest scalps! Please God let them get to it right away! I’ll be sure to post up my full name n address. An opportunity to apply THEIR rules on them. Sounds like a fantastic opportunity!

Posted by: JROD at November 05, 2026 06:27 PM (pj7Y8)

119 hassan pikker reminds me of bluto

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2026 06:28 PM (CWTWj)

120 I can always rig up a broadband spark gap transmitter with a car coil.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:28 PM (MWfyi)

121 90 I get disagreeing about politics. But as you get more progressive, you get more emotional about it.

That has always been a huge turnoff for me - emotionally incontinent people screaming about dark money...
Posted by: notalawyer at November 05, 2026 06:20 PM

I've never understood freaking out over it. It makes zero sense. Everything is a life or death emergency and I picture them setting up their camera and ring light and checking the lighting and then action. I bet they used the 100th take too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2026 06:28 PM (czPqD)

122 Whenever I need a good laugh I just recall her being chucked like a side of beef into that waiting van when her operating system crashed.
Posted by: Crusader

Yeah, something really bleached her server that day.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2026 06:28 PM (ftFVW)

123 So my Medicare is about $500/mth
70 mil on Medicare and 350 M Americans
280,000,000*500*12=1.68 T per year.
In 2025, the federal government collected $2.66 trillion.
Taxes would go up 63% just to collect Medicare payments.
That does not cover the payouts.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 05, 2026 06:29 PM (/+uur)

124 They're on instruments!

Posted by: Airplane! at November 05, 2026 06:29 PM (Cqx++)

125 119 hassan pikker reminds me of bluto
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2026 06:28 PM (CWTWj)

Tough talking Badass, ain’t he??

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:29 PM (Gqar8)

126
You really have to watch these 2 yukking it up. Sick.

https://tinyurl.com/39yz5zdr
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
·
57m
The melting wax statue of Bill Nye with a blonde wig laughs uncontrollably over the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk and killing him twice.
These are not democrats. These are communists. And they are evil. We have a communist violence problem.

Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)

127 Appelbaum's husband is the Foreign Minister of Poland under Tusk. That woman huffs her own farts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2026 06:30 PM (8VNAp)

128 So how will this end?

-- China starts war in Pacific. (Trust me, it won't just be Taiwan)
-- Dollar crashes. World wide depression
-- Germany and Russia sign "pact" to split Poland, and both invade
-- SI singularity makes all online systems unreliable and shuts down world economy
-- Islamic rioting erupts worldwide. Martial law, mass slaughter and starvation


Any more? Should we start a pool?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 05, 2026 06:30 PM (vgpe/)

129 I'm on the 95% that American voters really are that stupid and 5% there was some massive hidden way they were able to cheat all across the country. It'd be bigger but I just can't see how they could do it other than the counting machines just were programmed to change votes, but that could be discovered. Mail-in ballots and no voter ID are the death of the GOP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)

130 Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 06:27 PM (Cjcf6)

That's so funny because just last night I was watching a reaction video ("The Charasmatic Voice") of Weezer's all-time classic vid for "Buddy Holly," and when they got to the line in the song:

Oh, no, what do we do?
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe

I burst out laughing remembering Hillary getting carpet-rolled into that van and the camera shot of her shoe lying in the street! Good times.

Posted by: Delurker at November 05, 2026 06:31 PM (2Drhq)

131 I can always rig up a broadband spark gap transmitter with a car coil.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 06:28 PM


In fairness, you wouldn't have to specify a frequency.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:31 PM (0sNs1)

132 >70 mil on Medicare and 350 M Americans
280,000,000*500*12=1.68 T per year.


It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at November 05, 2026 06:31 PM (2Ez/1)

133 Shrimp Store!!!
--Hilary Rodham Costanza
Posted by: No Name Today

*Sigh* Yes, my Queen?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at November 05, 2026 06:31 PM (0+5z/)

134 Lol for the top photo.

I find myself locked in a situtation of crazy people going full kuru, like that Wu guy. But not blaming white people.

This is the only theory I have.

We are seeing the results of liberal cannibals from a decade ago. If you look up the symptoms, Hag Hillary has had them all on camera.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 05, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)

135 re 128: bill leaves hillary for monica

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2026 06:32 PM (CWTWj)

136
The melting wax statue of Bill Nye with a blonde wig laughs uncontrollably over the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk and killing him twice.
These are not democrats. These are communists. And they are evil. We have a communist violence problem.
Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)

Past really is prologue.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2026 06:32 PM (czPqD)

137 Sandy Eggo used to be red...then it became purple. Not it's a shade of blue...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Mr Furley always voted republican.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 06:32 PM (bFq8h)

138
Omar only has to hold on for two years and she'll be scot free. Her lawyers can do that in their sleep.
Posted by: fd

==============

What scares me is, they say the investigation has "broadened." There are lots more people involved and lots more crimes. Which means the investigation will be "lengthened."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2026 06:33 PM (mmrXZ)

139 When I voted they asked me for my DL, checked front and back, checked voter roll book, asked me to state what my current address is. Then they handed me a paper ballot. Of course I am a white guy.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:33 PM (Gqar8)

140 The melting wax statue of Bill Nye with a blonde wig laughs uncontrollably over the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk and killing him twice.
---------

So I guess being gracious in victory is off the table...

The covid op and the ops before and after really helped spawn a whole bunch of psychos.

And they're planning on breeding more and more Hitler Jugend.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM (vE0+H)

141 Mr Furley always voted republican.

They were all Republicans except for Janet. Fucking Janet.

Posted by: Delurker at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM (2Drhq)

142 Listening to Morse is certainly a lot easier than reading it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Cqx++)

143 Any day now Hillary is going to say "Mr Demille, I'm ready for my close up " . The camera will then turn to Bubba floating in the pool, face down

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM (8VNAp)

144 and let's not forget this:

https://tinyurl.com/d2xkxbxn

(not safe for humans)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM (CWTWj)

145 43 That was how I knew she was clinically obsessed. I try to stop obsessing on things, rewriting scripts in my head, because I'm afraid that after I have my old-age brain-frying stroke I'll be sitting there in my chair all day saying them over and over like a ratchedy parrot. It's going to happen to her. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (mmrXZ)

Imagine staying with Bill Clinton after he cheated on you, in front of the whole fucking world. And thinking, well your reward will be becoming the first female president. Then a guy like Trump of all people steals your crown. It's like someone told you if you ate a shit sandwich, you'd get to quarterback for the Steelers. You ate the shit sandwich and...? Instead of you they pulled Bret Farve out of retirement. And nobody cares you ate the shit sandwich. You can't even admit you ate it. But she knows she did.

Posted by: notalawyer at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM (fR677)

146 Apparently, after this election, we will have the gayest Congress in U.S. history.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)

147 Whenever I need a good laugh I just recall her being chucked like a side of beef into that waiting van when her operating system crashed.
Posted by: Crusader

++++

My favorite remembrance was election night when she was told she won. Chelsea runs up to her and hugs her, Bill walking up behind her and beaming. They were all smiles. It was thrilling.
Poof, it was gone. Sad!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2026 06:35 PM (KGrz7)

148 Apparently, after this election, we will have the gayest Congress in U.S. history.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Every session adjourns with a musical number?

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2026 06:36 PM (ftFVW)

149 Fucking Janet.
Posted by: Delurker at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM


Dr. Furter got to long before I did. Sad!

Posted by: Brad Majors at November 05, 2026 06:36 PM (0sNs1)

150 So who to run against Kamala? Someone bland, or someone quirky? Hmmm.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:37 PM (Gqar8)

151 Apparently, after this election, we will have the gayest Congress in U.S. history.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)
----
The Congressional Bath House is going to be a busy place!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2026 06:37 PM (s2iZv)

152 My two favorites also - her potato sack toss and her jumping up and down that she won.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2026 06:37 PM (n5tGW)

153 Gayest Congress ever. Great. It will be Dem controlled, now with more bitchiness

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2026 06:38 PM (8VNAp)

154 Well, that is an openly gay congress you mean. It's probably over 50% already.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 05, 2026 06:39 PM (n5tGW)

155 Every session adjourns with a musical number?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2026 06:36 PM


Well, we won't adjourn as long as Mr. Trump is President.

Posted by: John Thune (Rino-SD) at November 05, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

156 Bring the piano to the House floor for Show Tunes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 06:39 PM (bFq8h)

157 Sex, Power, and Money. Same as it ever was, Same as it ever was

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:40 PM (Gqar8)

158 Every session adjourns with a musical number?
Posted by: She Hobbit

I seen that movie. Mr. Feeny was in it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2026 06:40 PM (YZ0Fo)

159 re 157: liberal fascism, no?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2026 06:41 PM (CWTWj)

160 Apparently, after this election, we will have the gayest Congress in U.S. history.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)
----
The Congressional Bath House is going to be a busy place!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2026 06:37 PM (s2iZv)
******
Well we elected a tranny!
Neener neener!

Posted by: Alabama, The Tranny State at November 05, 2026 06:41 PM (f7yEO)

161 Apparently, after this election, we will have the gayest Congress in U.S. history.
--
If what James O'Keith says it true, I'd correct that to "openly gayest."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2026 06:41 PM (/Ki2A)

162 Breaking News: Queer News Tonight is predicting that one of the first acts of the Democrat-controlled Congress will be a rule change so transgender Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE), a man who believes he is a woman, will be able to use the women’s bathroom in the halls of Congress.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 05, 2026 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

163 The President will enter to a Show Tune !!!

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:42 PM (Gqar8)

164 I don't remember the videos of her thinking she won... link?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2026 06:42 PM (VCgbV)

165 Every congress session will adjourn with men's gay chorus faav. show tunes and group grope on their desks. Flame film at 11 o'clock.

Posted by: Fabulous at November 05, 2026 06:42 PM (KVjz6)

166 150 So who to run against Kamala? Someone bland, or someone quirky? Hmmm.
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:37 PM

Jon Ossoff is the current favorite to win the democratic primary and the White House.

Posted by: Honest Cloud at November 05, 2026 06:43 PM (GVoQJ)

167
Apparently, after this election, we will have the gayest Congress in U.S. history.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Every session adjourns with a musical number?
Posted by: She Hobbit


The American Mistake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2026 06:43 PM (Cqx++)

168 "It'd be bigger but I just can't see how they could do it other than the counting machines just were programmed to change votes, but that could be discovered. Mail-in ballots and no voter ID are the death of the GOP."

They have had years to perfect the steal, and we have had limited success at stopping them. computers apparently can still change vote totals remotely, and paper ballots don't get checked, observers kept away. Just takes a few big cities, but this seemed to be in every county. idk ... maybe they just put something in all the water, heh.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2026 06:43 PM (vbXSk)

169 Sarah McBride is better looking than Jennifer Welch.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:43 PM (Gqar8)

170 I don't remember the videos of her thinking she won... link?
Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2026 06:42 PM (VCgbV)
------/---

I don't remember that either. What I DO remember is Trump offering to buy all her celebratory balloons for pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2026 06:44 PM (uyuYG)

171 163 Breaking News: Queer News Tonight is predicting that one of the first acts of the Democrat-controlled Congress will be a rule change so transgender Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE), a man who believes he is a woman, will be able to use the women’s bathroom in the halls of Congress.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 05, 2026 06:41 PM (0sNs1)

Every single GOP man. Every one. Declare yourself a "woman" and go strip the very wallpaper off that bitch.

I will buy you all the burritos can colcannon you can eat. Just do your patriotic duty as an American entrusted with civic power, damn you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:44 PM (aKiSo)

172 TIM McBride doesn't really think he's a woman. He's a man pretending to be a woman, flaunting his fetish in our faces and demanding we play along.

Posted by: Delurker at November 05, 2026 06:44 PM (2Drhq)

173 So who to run against Kamala? Someone bland, or someone quirky? Hmmm.
Posted by: tubal

Let's start with someone sober to show a contrast.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 05, 2026 06:44 PM (HSFTJ)

174 Balloons!!

Posted by: Hillary at November 05, 2026 06:45 PM (Q+gd/)

175 Like Hag Hil I often rewrite scenes in what is left of my mind of what I wish I'd said or done.

I don't, but maybe should start?

I remember laughing at that debate, Hagitha. Does this count? You are so big and bad now, you sow.

Remember when you fell (for reasons unknown or a fuse blew) and whacked your head? Then had to wear those wonky glasses at the Benghazi hearing? When you pounded the table that it didn't matter anymore about Benghazi?

Go fall again and maybe this time you can catch an edge of the furniture in your Chardonnay blackout rage.

Who is buried in your filled pool at Chappedick (this is how I will spell it forever as it reminds me of Bill)?

Who, who, who, who let the dogs out? The pool was filled around the time you were shredding documents with your housekeeper. Whom I always imagine as a female Manuel from Fawlty Towers. "Missy Hil? These papers?" Hillary slaps her or throws a lamp and screams, "YES, faster you water buffalo!"

Oh, wait, the brain dead water buffalo was Donna Brazile.

So much to remember, so little time.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 05, 2026 06:45 PM (hzuYO)

176 Apparently, after this election, we will have the gayest Congress in U.S. history.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2026 06:35 PM

And the fakest and lamest.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2026 06:45 PM (h+uWx)

177 Not the Bee headline: Gavin Newsom just cleared California's entire death row.

I can not describe how disappointed I was reading the article.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 05, 2026 06:45 PM (vgpe/)

178 re 167: i saw that somewhere

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2026 06:45 PM (CWTWj)

179 >>>Seattle is sounding more sane than a lot of places.

What makes you feel more optimistic, nurse? I know it's been rough over there for a long, long time.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 06:45 PM (Toos7)

180 170 Sarah McBride is better looking than Jennifer Welch.

Hmmm, very low bar though. That Welch creature is gut-turningly hideous.

Posted by: Delurker at November 05, 2026 06:46 PM (2Drhq)

181 You can't even admit you ate it. But she knows she did.
Posted by: notalawyer at November 05, 2026 06:34 PM (fR677)

-----

Imagine being a young girl just out of college who has to eat Hillary's rancid box all the time, and then she marries you off to a pedophile Congressmen in a power play, but the butt ugly creep accidentally torpedoes her Presidential campaign after the cops turn up all her illegal emails when they bust him for sexting middle schoolers on your laptop, so it was all for nothing, and then your consolation prize is that you remarry a retarded person whose father is a Nazi cryptkeeper.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2026 06:46 PM (BI5O2)

182
Texas is going to get it good and hard. Maybe that will encourage those that stayed home to vote next time.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2026 06:47 PM (OkYzo)

183 165 I don't remember the videos of her thinking she won... link?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2026 06:42 PM (VCgbV)

++++

I think it may have been taken down. Someone just a day or so ago said that they tried to find it on YouTube and it was gone. I remember watching it over and over, but that was within the days after the election.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2026 06:47 PM (KGrz7)

184 There is always hope. Voters are feckless.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:47 PM (Gqar8)

185 How do you run a Democratic Republic when more than half of the citizens live in a fictional online world rather than the Republic itself?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at November 05, 2026 06:47 PM (r7+Q7)

186 It's not over until it's over.

25,535 MORE BALLOTS THAN VOTERS IN GEORGIA: ELECTION FRAUD UNCOVERING

Cleta Mitchell the margin between Pres. Trump and Biden was 11, 779. Over 133,000 ballots images...deleted. Anomalies, markings, changed timestamps- deliberately deleted. That is JUST in the ABSENTEE ballots.

America's Voice News

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2026 06:47 PM (mISmA)

187 179 Not the Bee headline: Gavin Newsom just cleared California's entire death row.

I can not describe how disappointed I was reading the article.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 05, 2026 06:45 PM (vgpe/)

Ctrl-F "GAU-17A"....

Not one mention? Boooo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:48 PM (aKiSo)

188 IFRD will pay $25,000 to Bush and her friend and campaign manager, Stephany Spaulding, for a project through January to "coordinate fact-finding delegations"

Spaulding is a public speaker, ordained reverend, founder of the Truth and Conciliation Commission, and a former political candidate herself (including runs for Congress in Colorado and Illinois).

Ballopedia, in part, Stephany Rose Spaulding (Democratic Party) ran for election to the U.S. House to represent Illinois' 1st Congressional District. She was disqualified from the Democratic primary on June 28, 2022 (for a signature challenge).

So Cori Bush is basically 'press' while the others named are more concerning.

Posted by: L - No nic... at November 05, 2026 06:48 PM (NFX2v)

189 Speaking of gay people, did not hear much from Scott Pressler this go round.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:50 PM (Gqar8)

190 They're all obsessed with executing us -

Gad Saad
@GadSaad
·
23h
This guy, @profgalloway is truly an execrable lobotomized demonic cretin. I loathe such individuals. They are the cause of the collapse of the West. Effeminate ladyboys deeply concerned about appearing progressively enlightened and yet wrong in every conceivable way on every conceivable issue.

ALX 🇺🇸

@alx
·
Nov 3
At an event with Kara Swisher, Scott Galloway called for the execution of Elon Musk for being a “traitor to the west” live on stage.

Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:50 PM (kX27y)

191 126
You really have to watch these 2 yukking it up. Sick.

https://tinyurl.com/39yz5zdr
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
·
57m
The melting wax statue of Bill Nye with a blonde wig laughs uncontrollably over the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk and killing him twice.
These are not democrats. These are communists. And they are evil. We have a communist violence problem.

Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)

::: types, delete...retypes, deletes :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 06:50 PM (l3cgK)

192 184
Texas is going to get it good and hard. Maybe that will encourage those that stayed home to vote next time.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2026 06:47 PM (OkYzo)

++++

I believe it turned out they did come out and vote. The numbers were the same. Something else happened, and I don't think it was legit.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2026 06:51 PM (KGrz7)

193 "Back during ObamaCare ? One of the first "fixes" was Mitch the Turtle figuring out how Congress really didn't have to go on ObamaCare."

iirc, each politician was designated a small business?

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2026 06:51 PM (Q+gd/)

194 Can't wait until they play in that stupid softball game. Will send gift cards to Target so the most butch, bearded fuckers go into whatever passes for the Women's Locker Room in Congress.
Posted by: Delete Me Now Dildo at November 05, 2026 06:49 PM (k7sOO)

put empty glass bottle on their fingers so they can clank them while dragging a bat along the chain-link shouting "Deeeeeeemocrats! Come out and playyyy--eee-yyayyyyy!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:51 PM (aKiSo)

195 Texas neighbor stated that he just could not vote for that paxton fellow but made it okie dokie by not voting for Telefreak. I told him to put his children up for adoption so his kids would be spared his cowardice.

Posted by: Fabulous at November 05, 2026 06:52 PM (KVjz6)

196 >Texas is going to get it good and hard. Maybe that will encourage those that stayed home to vote next time.

Based on some of the data coming out it appears it wasn't so much a case of Republicans staying as it was Democrats vote total skyrocketing.

>>@kevinnbass

>>Republican votes stayed the same.

>>Democrats materialized 20 million new votes.

https://tinyurl.com/mryn4zrj

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)

197

What makes you feel more optimistic, nurse? I know it's been rough over there for a long, long time.
Posted by: LizLem


Regular people are starting to voice concerns over the lack of accountability in several state agencies. Homelessness, schools and crime are being looked at with more and more skepticism. Folks are not convinced the answer is to keep throwing taxpayer dolllars at problems without seeing measurable improvement.

Nothing monumental. But people are noticing. And talking.

And wa state just kicked boys out of girls’ sports K-12.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 05, 2026 06:52 PM (W0Ks/)

198 Islamic rioting erupts worldwide"

Hispanics might not play nice...

Posted by: man at November 05, 2026 06:53 PM (pfXMo)

199 200

And wa state just kicked boys out of girls’ sports K-12.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 05, 2026 06:52 PM (W0Ks/)

Now That’s a Big Deal.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2026 06:53 PM (Gqar8)

200 201 Islamic rioting erupts worldwide"

Hispanics might not play nice...
Posted by: man at November 05, 2026 06:53 PM (pfXMo)

Go empty out Bukele's little prison down there and say to each of them "you bring me a hundred ears, I give you a green card. Get after it."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:54 PM (aKiSo)

201 nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 06:55 PM (bFq8h)

202 so much a case of Republicans staying as it was Democrats vote total skyrocketing."

The Texas population has skyrocketed. Trump/GOP types stayed home. Bigly.

Posted by: man at November 05, 2026 06:55 PM (pfXMo)

203 And wa state just kicked boys out of girls’ sports K-12.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That was a result that surprised me. Had to read it twice to make sure I wasn't going crazy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2026 06:55 PM (ftFVW)

204 It might wind up being kind of awesome. They really think they can let their freak flag fly now, but they haven't done the groundwork you really need to do to make a revolution work.
You can't just roll out your blessed Revolution because you did unexpectedly well in a fucking midterm election.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2026 06:01 PM (aKiSo)

I think the bigger problem is unfettered muslim immigration. Both because of fraud-is-our-birthright mentality, and large families creating more muslim voters. They'll take over in no time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2026 06:57 PM (zYpTz)

205 >>I believe it turned out they did come out and vote. The numbers were the same. Something else happened, and I don't think it was legit.

Check out the vote total in the Texas governors race and compare it to 2022.

Abbott's vote was the same. Hinojosa got a bump from the Democrat vote in 2022 of around 1.7 million.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)

206 The melting wax statue of Bill Nye with a blonde wig laughs uncontrollably over the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk and killing him twice.
These are not democrats. These are communists. And they are evil. We have a communist violence problem.
Posted by: beckster at November 05, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)

Past really is prologue.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2026 06:32 PM (czPqD)

Prolapsed

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2026 06:57 PM (NtVYv)

207 135 re 128: bill leaves hillary for monica

harmonica > for monica

Posted by: anachronda at November 05, 2026 06:58 PM (v3pYe)

208 Jamie Raskin promised in an interview that Democrats’ top priority in January will be Universal gun registration.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 05, 2026 07:00 PM (lBovM)

209 I believe it turned out they did come out and vote. The numbers were the same. Something else happened, and I don't think it was legit.
Posted by: washrivergal


No way did the muy macho Hispanics vote for a gay gringo who talks shit about the Virgin Mary, get more votes than Joe Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2026 07:01 PM (mISmA)

210 bob (moron inbobnitus)

Poland can win vs both Germany and Russia invading at the same time. As long as Russia does not use nuclear weapons.

Look up their OOB.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2026 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

211 I want Hagitha to suffer some more and more staggering around her woods and scaring little girls. Popping out of the bushes like a corpse wearing a tattered and stinky mumu.

On the campaign trail I used to laugh at her outfits that never fit. She has no idea what she's doing on her own.

After the side of beef into the van deal, the popping out of Chelsea's house, refreshed with drugs, she appeared with a star somewhere.

Hil was wearing a strange mumu pants top of white wool and black swirly things on cloth and black piping on the front pockets and edges. Somehow thinking black/white plaid pants went with it. It was hideous and looked like an old oven mitt she found at Goodwill.

To complement this ensemble she wore black and white flats and I nearly fell off my chair laughing when the hostess first saw her. It might have been Cher? Some old and washed up star. It was Cher!

I FOUND IT!!! My favorite outfit!

https://tinyurl.com/5affsnf8

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 05, 2026 07:02 PM (hzuYO)

212 Donald J Trump. I never liked him but he grew on me like a somewhat cool shaped mole. Hillary will never get what she spent her life to obtain. I know it’s cruel to find happiness in her sorrow but it brings me great joy. As a lifelong Texan I need it right now. You got schlonged. You will die bitter.

Posted by: Billythesquid at November 05, 2026 07:04 PM (x4l2h)

213 Did anyone call a nood? Because there is a nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2026 07:08 PM (lbtIB)

214 Holy shit. Hillary Clinton is Uncle Rico!
"Napoleon, if I had just told him to back off, I could have been president."

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at November 05, 2026 08:29 PM (mj7xc)

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