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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, November 7

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Courtesy Kentuckiana Humor

How are your cats adjusting to Standard Time?


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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Courtesy Hrothgar:


Amazing. Some people need to be careful around those pups, I think.


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Extreme, but steps taking here may be applicable when other animals get their heads stuck.

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A pet from the yard?


Meet The PetMorons

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Zach from Hilton Head has been on the page before. He's enjoying his new home on the golf course.

Rich

Zach looks wonderful on the golf course.

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I should have sent these orange and black cats last week ...

My two boy cats -- Rufus is my golden boy, a dog in a cat body, very sweet and protective, bossy and vocal. Julius is the black blob with lantern eyes, a terrific hunter, yet very cuddly, and my baby. They are five and four years old, respectively.

The tortie is Susannah, who is 14 and usually grouchy, but occasionally sweetens up. I sing "My Girl" to her and "Oh Susannah," and she knows they are about her.

I am skywch, and I usually lurk. Thanks!

Thanks for sending in the great photos of your wonderful, distinctive cats! Susannah can give a Halloween look, can't she?

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Commentary by Saijo:


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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde


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The view from my kitchen window.

King of the Castle and The Prince, 10 minutes ago

Howard in Alberta

Thrilling view, Howard! And great photos. Thanks for sending them in.

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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

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Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, October 31

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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1 Ralphy's still kicking and a lot of work.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 07, 2026 03:24 PM (Sco7b)

2 Mr Trouble got a trip to the vet this morning. Noticed one leg seemed a little swollen and he was limping. Decided to take him in. The vet doesn't think it's broken. Troubles got the good drug and is resting inside.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 07, 2026 03:27 PM (JNr/z)

3 >>>Julius is the black blob with lantern eyes, a terrific hunter, yet very cuddly, and my baby.

I had to scroll back and look for him! I hadn't seen him the first time through.

Posted by: m at November 07, 2026 03:28 PM (odBC9)

4 >>>There is currently (1) cat in front of you for the
heat vent
Estimated wait time: 2 hours

haha!

Posted by: m at November 07, 2026 03:30 PM (odBC9)

5 Fur missiles mama got nice legs

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 07, 2026 03:31 PM (b70jm)

6 Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 07, 2026 03:27 PM (JNr/z)

Thanks for the tip this morning.

Ralphy can be carried. Only 40 pounds.
It's the constant caregiving and making sure he doesn't hurt himsel that's wearing.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 07, 2026 03:31 PM (Sco7b)

7 >>>The view from my kitchen window.
King of the Castle and The Prince, 10 minutes ago
Howard in Alberta

Majestic!

Posted by: m at November 07, 2026 03:32 PM (odBC9)

8 >>>I told Saijo I was going out to dinner tonight and his sister was babysitting the cats and him. I don’t think this is a happy face!

uh-oh

Posted by: m at November 07, 2026 03:37 PM (odBC9)

9 This is the one I had for my old dog. Never really used it.

https://tinyurl.com/mserhh2w

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 07, 2026 03:39 PM (JNr/z)

10 Yay! Moron Horde Pets!

Murderfluff patrol:

Chloe - Napping on the cat tree next to my office window
Penny - Snoozing on my futon in my office
Allie - Siesta on the recliner in my library
Hexie - Wandering around my living room after I woke her up

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2026 03:40 PM (s2iZv)

11 9 This is the one I had for my old dog. Never really used it.

https://tinyurl.com/mserhh2w

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 07, 2026 03:39 PM (JNr/z)

Thanks. Looks complicated.
The carrying is just easier.
He always tries to do more though. He wants to go up himself.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 07, 2026 03:44 PM (Sco7b)

12 Afternoon, Pet Peoples!

"Fur missiles" indeed!

Skywch, Rufus is easy to pick out as your "golden boy." But I'm confused as to which cat in the second pic is Julius, the "black blob with lantern eyes" -- is he the one whose eyes we see? And then Susannah is the one curled next to him whose head is hard to make out?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 03:49 PM (56Qyq)

13 My springr weighs 85 pounds. Luckily, there are just a couple of steps in the house. He has a step I use for him to get in and out of the car. Sometimes he needs help getting up on the couch. But he won't be around forever, so I do what I can. He can still chase bunnies out in the garden.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 07, 2026 03:51 PM (JNr/z)

14 My furry thugs have adjusted to standard time: The only way it affected them last Sunday was my shifting of their dinner and breakfast times. What used to be 6 am was now 5 am, so I held their breakfast off until 5:30 on Sunday. Dinner I gave them at 5:45 pm, and then breakfast as usual at 6 am Monday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 03:52 PM (56Qyq)

15 Freddy the Freeloader, the gray tabby with white semi-feral, and Alfred the Gray, the shorthair of that color, are still showing up for chow outdoors: Freddy 2x a day, Alfred for every second or third handout. I suspect he already has a home and they let him roam around. I suppose (he said, heaving a sigh) I'll spring for another $5 bag of the Friskies dry food for them when I hit the store on Monday. It's the Indoor Killer Kittenz who get the expensive IAMS stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 03:55 PM (56Qyq)

16 Murderfluff patrol:

Chloe - Napping on the cat tree next to my office window
Penny - Snoozing on my futon in my office
Allie - Siesta on the recliner in my library
Hexie - Wandering around my living room after I woke her up
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2026


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I forget who said it, but it's still true: "Cats may have many ailments, but I've never known one afflicted with insomnia."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 03:58 PM (56Qyq)

17 Meow....

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at November 07, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv)

18 Pet World Problems

The glass of the sliding door is covered with moth smears and drool.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 07, 2026 03:58 PM (w6EFb)

19 Afternoon all,

Small update of the week.

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Those are some cute pet morons. The cats definitely look to be eating well.

Time to curl back up and sleep through my flu.

Posted by: Joyenz at November 07, 2026 03:59 PM (2F0/Y)

20 Ralphy has severe separation anxiety and needs to be around me all the time. So that means the constant carrying and it's a 2 level split. Five stairs to bedrooms, 8 to the computer room and 3 more for the basement.

We have a routine but still.
Like all caregiving it can be a drain.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 07, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)

21 18 Pet World Problems

The glass of the sliding door is covered with moth smears and drool.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 07, 2026 03:58 PM (w6EFb)

Tons of leaves dragged into the house.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 07, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)

22 My visitor, Alfred the Gray, looks much like the gray cat ("blue," the fanciers call it) in the top pic.

OH, and we stopped by a thrift store/cat adoption center out in the western suburbs this am. Lots of antique materials, plates and cups and books and Xmas things, and even a few pieces of furniture. One corner of the shop is devoted to a large screened "porch" with cat trees and toys, and a number of adult cats for adoption. There's even a book you can look through to see the background and details on each one. They had at least one pure black, a couple of gingers, and a domestic longhair ("She's a diva," the lady told us with a smile) who looked much like my Dagny La Siberienne.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 04:04 PM (56Qyq)

23 My kittehs are good about not having a precise eating schedule. They eat when I wake up and again in the evening when I remember. What they insist on though is going outside about 7:00 am (now 8:00am). I should have never started it. If I don't get up the sister kitteh has learned to open my bedroom plantation shutters and then yells at me. They both want to eat the grass before they start their day.

Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2026 04:09 PM (OXhw3)

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