Sundown Cafe

Ben Wolf

Hero husky intercepts black bear that is charging at a six year old boy.

Nine month old horse visits the ocean for the first time.

Man refuses to be rescued from a major flood without his beloved dog.

Retired Canadian female photographer who spends her days making miniature sets she can photograph chipmunks in is either a genius or a lunatic. Probably both.

One week's worth of network TV promos from 1986. The first two and a half minutes are promos for TV movies of the week that you probably won't remember. The TV show promos don't fully begin until 3:15.

What TV is really like in the UK.

Stella the leaf-leaping dog hides in leaves like Rambo in Vietnam.

A kitten, a puppy, a chicken, and a bunny go to bed together. It's like Sunday at James Talarico's Confirmed Bachelor Pad.

Wolves employ pack tactics to deliver nose boops.

Wild rabbit befriends house cat who's missing her dog friend.

It's a family reunion pool party as a dog meets his mom and litter-mates.

Grieving pittie gets a new chihuahua puppy.

Pet giant bunny.

Pet pine marten is some kind of weasel.

Rescuing a mother elephant and her calf who have both gotten themselves hopelessly stuck in mud.

Piglet adopts a dog as its new mom.

Dancing Pumpkin Man in promotional videos for Tubi's Halloween movies.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Wait is Talarico into bestiality?

Posted by: H at November 05, 2026 07:44 PM (JSLNb)

3 Hero husky intercepts black bear that is charging at a six year old boy.

I saw a reel on facebook of a cat whacking the shit out of a black bear who got too close to a kid. Seems black bears are afraid of cats.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2026 07:45 PM (j8OG7)

4 Im no fan of all the dumb rules at beaches.

But "no animals that deposit 35 pounds of crap a day" seems like a reasonable one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2026 07:51 PM (BI5O2)

5 Why do I like most animals over most people?

Takes a look around........Oh yeah.

Posted by: Case at November 05, 2026 07:52 PM (En+fz)

6 >>>2 Wait is Talarico into bestiality?

he's into "GROUP SEX" and "FETISHES" per his pervert sex app profile.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2026 07:53 PM (1wjle)

7 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2026 07:53 PM (7EgNJ)

8
Captain's log. Residual mephiticism levels are still too high. Beep me up, Scottie.

Posted by: Cap'n Pike at November 05, 2026 07:54 PM (6ML9b)

9 >>>Seems black bears are afraid of cats.

There's no shame in it.

Posted by: Imhotep at November 05, 2026 07:54 PM (1wjle)

10 thx, Ace!

needed some dog vibes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 05, 2026 07:54 PM (VyBeY)

11 Wait is Talarico into bestiality?

Posted by: ace

Yes, he's gone to the dogs.

Poor dogs.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2026 07:54 PM (7EgNJ)

12 Why do I like most animals over most people?

Takes a look around........Oh yeah.
Posted by: Case

*fistbump Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2026 07:54 PM (j8OG7)

13 Pine Martin looks cute until you wake up with half your face chewed off

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Wait is Talarico into bestiality?
Posted by: H

That question implies there's a sexual kink he is not into. Which I doubt.

Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2026 07:55 PM (VHUov)

15 Why do I like most animals over most people?

Takes a look around........Oh yeah.
Posted by: Case

I've never been cheated by an animal - I have to say that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2026 07:56 PM (7EgNJ)

16 Bears remember ( kind of imprinted) of Sabre Tooth Tigers so think cats might have Freinds

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Pet giant bunny.

AAAAAAAHHH!!!

Halloween was last week, man!

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Carter at November 05, 2026 07:58 PM (VHUov)

18

The giant jackrabbit

www.imdb.com/title/tt0522621

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)

19 "A kitten, a puppy, a chicken, and a bunny go to bed together. It's like Sunday at James Talarico's Confirmed Bachelor Pad."

Sheesh, 10 minutes of that?! It really was kind of gay. And that music was making me feel violent.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2026 07:58 PM (ftFVW)

20 In general, I hate people, and I love dogs. That's just a general rule, and I can be convinced otherwise on occasion. But yeah, I forget who said it, but the public is an ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 07:58 PM (5WPt1)

21 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/

Also giant rabbit, but more fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:00 PM (5WPt1)

22 >> Bears remember ( kind of imprinted) of Sabre Tooth Tigers so think cats might have Freinds

Like Dogs, Bears carry the majority of their delicate sensory equipment right up front on their faces.

They are very wary of animals that can damage that area. Be it a cat, for its speed ... or a porcupine, for its quills. They will respect them even if they outweigh them by order of magnitude.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2026 08:01 PM (/izzV)

23 I'd like to give a wolf a boop on the nose. I wonder how many fingers he'd let me keep.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 05, 2026 08:01 PM (syz1S)

24 23 I'd like to give a wolf a boop on the nose. I wonder how many fingers he'd let me keep.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 05, 2026 08:01 PM (syz1S)

Probably go for the throat, so pay attention.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:02 PM (5WPt1)

25 Listening to Joshua Tree (vinyl...natch) and the lyrics are hitting pretty hard.

Posted by: Funsize at November 05, 2026 08:03 PM (3j87q)

26 "Wait is Talarico into bestiality?"

I've said for years that people marrying their pets is coming. Mark my words. There is nothing out of bounds to these people. The emotional support animal is one of the manifestations of that. Furries are another. Love is love, ya know. Who are we to question their culture?

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)

27 Had yet another mama moose come up to the front porch this afternoon. DH saw her, I was out with the dogs, thank heaven. The dogs usually lose their shit when a moose shows up. This one did not have a yearling with her, and she seems much older than the one we usually see, so I think she might be Grandma moose.

No noses were booped.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:04 PM (5WPt1)

28 Talarico will be found in the Senate cloakroom screwing a furry or the tranny congress person.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2026 08:05 PM (8Uo7a)

29 >>I'd like to give a wolf a boop on the nose. I wonder how many fingers he'd let me keep.

Friend of mine has had several wolf over the years. His biggest male could ragdoll me without even trying. He would put his head just below my hip and toss me in the air if he was feeling playful. No effort involved.
He also had a huge crush on my female lab and was an absolute simp for her.
He had no problem with a friendly nose boop.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2026 08:05 PM (/izzV)

30 Who are we to question their culture?
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)

I have seen several new signs at Freddie's explaining to people that dogs don't belong in the grocery store. WTF? Leave your damned mutt in the car already.

However, there is fellow who breeds and trains shelties for service animals, and he often brings two or three in to Freddie's to test their training. He does get permission to do that in advance. They are the cutest darned dogs ever but of course they are working, so no touchee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:06 PM (5WPt1)

31 Not to mention the goatfucking muzlims normalizing that behavior.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:06 PM (MWfyi)

32 9 >>>Seems black bears are afraid of cats.

There's no shame in it.
..................

Not gonna lie, so am I. I have been bitten too many times by cats. Sadly I was bitten twice today by a dog. Once in right leg which drew blood and the other on the left knee. I love dogs so I didn't raise a fuss. On the bright side I used it as an excuse to not go to workout tonight.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 05, 2026 08:07 PM (iL1eb)

33 31 Not to mention the goatfucking muzlims normalizing that behavior.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:06 PM (MWfyi)

I gotta say, they do take "sticking it into anything" to extremes. But at least it isn't a toaster or a couch, y'know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:08 PM (5WPt1)

34 and if the Husky had been an urbanite human, it would have taken it's cell phone and recorded the mauling of the child...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 08:08 PM (l3cgK)

35 Sadly I was bitten twice today by a dog. Once in right leg which drew blood and the other on the left knee. I love dogs so I didn't raise a fuss. On the bright side I used it as an excuse to not go to workout tonight.
Posted by: Molly k. at November 05, 2026 08:07 PM (iL1eb)

Do I assume you work at the vet, or what precipitated these attacks?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:08 PM (5WPt1)

36
From the previous thread:

I don't remember the videos of her thinking she won... link?
Posted by: lin-duh

================

What I think OP was remembering was video after the second debate, which she was convinced she'd won. Bill and Chelsea ran up to her and Bill literally jumped up and down with excitement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2026 08:09 PM (mmrXZ)

37 Not to mention the goatfucking muzlims normalizing that behavior.

Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Really at November 05, 2026 08:09 PM (siaA4)

38 I wish the GOPe would just leave me alone.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 05, 2026 08:10 PM (Q+gd/)

39 Guide dogs are fine. I'm talking about people dragging dogs around everywhere that should not be.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:10 PM (MWfyi)

40 Florida narrowly avoided voting in sex fetish pest over Desantis.

Talarico put a lid on his campaign, and news about his own sex fetishes leaked, too late to affect the election.

Anyone smart will be digging into all of his past and giving him an enema. He cloaks himself in Christian language to the point of sacrilege. He called himself David fighting against Goliath and I bet church ladies think he's a nice boy. They need to expose what he really is, so that trails behind him in the open. No one is that smug unless they are hiding a live girl or dead boy, as they say.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 08:11 PM (Toos7)

41 34 and if the Husky had been an urbanite human, it would have taken it's cell phone and recorded the mauling of the child...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2026 08:08 PM (l3cgK)

Having a couple of sled dogs, who are at least partly Husky, I can attest that critter chasing is inborn. Piper (the dog, not the commenter) collected a squirrel that was hiding in the wood pile on the front porch. It tried to run around the garage, but Piper corners at about 30 mph so it really had no chance. We had the garage painted this summer, and usually the squirrels just run across the wood siding, but it is apparently to slippery now, so the poor little thing was toast.

Ruby prefers mice or voles, but she's just as deadly.

And when a moose shows up? All hell breaks loose. We keep them inside for that nonsense. A moose could easily dispatch a dog, just like a wolf. Those hooves are deadly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:12 PM (5WPt1)

42
Talarico will be found in the Senate cloakroom screwing a furry or the tranny congress person.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2026 08:05 PM (8Uo7a)

"Sure I let a furry bang me in the well of the Senate! But not to worry - the guy railing me in the keister with his marmot baculum was none other than American hero Tyler Robinson, just like Jesus would have wanted."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2026 08:12 PM (BI5O2)

43 Anyway, it's completely ridiculous that someone could legally marry their pet and that's why I totally expect it to happen.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)

44 Talarico will be found in the Senate cloakroom screwing a furry or the tranny congress person.

He's gonna' screw Texas. And, you know ? I think Texas has it coming.

Enjoy.

Posted by: Really at November 05, 2026 08:13 PM (siaA4)

45 Oh, and Nicki Minaj's tweets were fun. She is ready to fight. Second look at her as press secretary just to tick off the left?

Like Elon, she's a traitor to the woke DEI hivemind, so worse than Satan. She was the most talented of all the younger female rappers. She got redpilled by the black Christians dying in Africa and the left ignores it. Her betrayal to the cause lives rent free in her heads.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 08:15 PM (Toos7)

46 44 Talarico will be found in the Senate cloakroom screwing a furry or the tranny congress person.

He's gonna' screw Texas. And, you know ? I think Texas has it coming.

Enjoy.
Posted by: Really at November 05, 2026 08:13 PM (siaA4)

I don't for one minute believe he legitimately won. The numbers don't math out. But since this is a no math blog, I will leave it to the experts elsewhere to find all of the shenanigans.

I expect lawsuits.

I probably won't get them, but still.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:15 PM (5WPt1)

47 Do I assume you work at the vet, or what precipitated these attacks?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:08 PM (5WPt1)

........

Nope, I was dropping off a check to a farmer for some beef I had bought, had been there before and had met the dog. According to owner I "walked too fast and had something in my hand" which set the dog off. The owner said after she had hip surgery a few years ago the dog became over protective.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 05, 2026 08:15 PM (iL1eb)

48 In all my 70 years I have never been bitten by a dog. Unless we were playing and that wasn't a real bite. I really get along with animals pretty well. But I know which ones to stay away from.

Posted by: Case at November 05, 2026 08:16 PM (En+fz)

49 Fifty minute techy lecture on how internet security pros have stepped on their own dicks (re: SSL/TLS) repeatedly for three decades:
youtube.com/watch?v=-9KiLFr8_hI

Posted by: gp at November 05, 2026 08:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

50 That sweet baby girl that found her forever owner at dollar general makes my day. Pure sunshine.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 08:18 PM (Toos7)

51 Had yet another mama moose come up to the front porch this afternoon. DH saw her, I was out with the dogs, thank heaven. The dogs usually lose their shit when a moose shows up. This one did not have a yearling with her, and she seems much older than the one we usually see, so I think she might be Grandma moose.

No noses were booped.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Too cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2026 08:19 PM (j8OG7)

52 >>I was dropping off a check to a farmer for some beef I had bought, had been there before and had met the dog. According to owner I "walked too fast and had something in my hand" which set the dog off. The owner said after she had hip surgery a few years ago the dog became over protective.

I fucking hate Ranch Dogs. Huge lover of all dogs in general...but, Ranch Dogs are almost always biters.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2026 08:19 PM (/izzV)

53 Mass had a issue this year where the State Auditor, who is a Dem, tried to audit the State Legislature.

MA courts and bureaucrats blocked her arguing that she didn't have the power to do so (note she CLEARLY did) and the only reason she was blocked is what she might find.

So...she worked with others to get a ballot initiative giving her office the power to audit the legislature. It won by a ridiculous margin.

This being MA though all the communist members of the legislature were re-elected as well. A reporter asked them today if they were going to go along with the audit now and the answer was something to the effect of, we'd love to because we want transparency but you know the ballot question just wasn't constitutionally right so...well...we have other things to focus on now

Massholes never learn. They'll re-elect the same communists 2 years from now after they block the audit the whole time as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2026 08:20 PM (sKqQm)

54 I am not allowed to visit the animal shelter website without adult supervision any more. That's how we ended up with Piper, who is actually Ruby's littermate, and how DH discovered that I can't say no to any dog.

I'm also not allowed to go into a used book store un-chaperoned. Same reason, but no dogs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:20 PM (5WPt1)

55 I love ranch dogs. Best security system ever.

Sign on my gate says " My dog can reach the gate in .002 seconds, can you?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2026 08:21 PM (8Uo7a)

56 I fucking hate Ranch Dogs. Huge lover of all dogs in general...but, Ranch Dogs are almost always biters.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2026 08:19 PM (/izzV)

This has not been my experience. Ranch dogs are generally pretty good at herding, or at least fending off large animals, but for the most part, they like people. I suppose you had some bad experiences, but I have not.

Or maybe they know I'm a dog person. It does matter.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:23 PM (5WPt1)

57 After my first cat died, soon after my grandpa passed, it was like a giant cloud settled over me and refused to leave.

A few months later, decided to go to an adoption fair just to pet fur babies. There was a beautiful friendly sweet boy cat there with the same name as my grandpa.

Yeah, he came home with me! It was awesome.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 08:23 PM (Toos7)

58 Sign on my gate says " My dog can reach the gate in .002 seconds, can you?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2026 08:21 PM (8Uo7a)

I would post that, but they would reach the gate, and then invite folks in!

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 08:24 PM (5WPt1)

59 Pine marten rip your face off. Uh uh. No way.

Posted by: Derak at November 05, 2026 08:25 PM (HO+k7)

60 "This has not been my experience. Ranch dogs are generally pretty good at herding, or at least fending off large animals, but for the most part, they like people."

People wearing backpacks get their attention. Happened to me a couple times while hiking.

Posted by: gp at November 05, 2026 08:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

61 If the owner introduces you to the dog it's all good. If you're a stranger entering the territory look out.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2026 08:25 PM (Q+gd/)

62 I'm convinced most extremely online socialist trolls working for Shareblue do what they do to "prove" that they are "solvent" after every pharmacist in town rejects their mother's stolen credit cards and cuts them off from their monkeypox salve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2026 08:27 PM (BI5O2)

63 i walked to a farmer's house and was met by 2 Great Pyrenees. very glad the farmer was close. Super nice dogs as long as he or his wife were around

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 08:29 PM (bFq8h)

64 Help with the punchline, please.

Why is Talarico like a King?

Because he has a drag queen.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2026 08:31 PM (8Uo7a)

65 I refuse to go into an animal shelter. My heart would melt. I would want to take 'em all home with me. Dogs and cats are ment to be loved and cared for.

Posted by: Case at November 05, 2026 08:31 PM (En+fz)

66 28 Talarico will be found in the Senate cloakroom screwing a furry or the tranny congress person.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2026 08:05 PM (8Uo7a)

________________________

Not in a gay way. DOMINANCE!!!!

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2026 08:32 PM (dIske)

67 I refuse to go into an animal shelter. My heart would melt. I would want to take 'em all home with me. Dogs and cats are ment to be loved and cared for.
Posted by: Case at November 05, 2026 08:31 PM (En+fz)
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When I first got my cat Penny, I wanted to get her a companion cat.

I went to the Facebook page of the local animal shelter. Jasmine's picture came up and I said, "That's the one!"

Then I went over to pick her up. Yeah, it was difficult to leave all the other cats behind...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2026 08:35 PM (s2iZv)

68 44 Talarico will be found in the Senate cloakroom screwing a furry or the tranny congress person.

He's gonna' screw Texas. And, you know ? I think Texas has it coming.

Enjoy.
Posted by: Really at November 05, 2026 08:13 PM (siaA4)

I hope everyone who voted for winning Democrats gets a full measure of what they voted for. Which won't be what those candidates said they'd do. It is what they will do now that they are done needing to fool the rubes for a while.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2026 08:38 PM (5rh/l)

69 I refuse to go into an animal shelter. My heart would melt. I would want to take 'em all home with me. Dogs and cats are ment to be loved and cared for.
Posted by: Case at November 05, 2026 08:31 PM (En+fz)

Ditto.
'Ol Joe has been gone over a year now and I still miss him. I'd love another dog but at my age, it wouldn't be fair.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB)

70 All my cats I found on the street. If I needed to go to a shelter to get a cat, I'd tell them "Give me the one that nobody else wants. The one that's been here the longest."

Thirteen cats over 26 years. I'm too embarrassed to say what I spent taking care of them. I could sure use that money now.

Posted by: gp at November 05, 2026 08:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

71 While Big Penguin's actions have little to no effect on elections in the United States, and the truth as presented by Penguin Facts has a similar impact, we stand by our statements regarding Bruce Springsteen and Erik Erikson. No doubt their history of carnal relations with penguins will now lead to even more bold polymorphicaly perverse proclamations of the properness of penguin-human marriages.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 05, 2026 08:42 PM (MWfyi)

72 All my cats I found on the street. If I needed to go to a shelter to get a cat, I'd tell them "Give me the one that nobody else wants. The one that's been here the longest."

Thirteen cats over 26 years. I'm too embarrassed to say what I spent taking care of them. I could sure use that money now.
Posted by: gp

All my cats, (16), are found/dropped off. Yeah. Living in the country is nice, but assholes drive down the dirt road and dump their unwanteds.

Also, feeding about 11 raccoons. I can kill them or feed them and I'm tired of killing. I'll save that for the hogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2026 08:46 PM (j8OG7)

73 Two of our cats came from a machine shop.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:48 PM (MWfyi)

74 39 Guide dogs are fine. I'm talking about people dragging dogs around everywhere that should not be.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:10 PM (MWfyi)

I've seen several women in my subdivision over the years, driving with their small to medium size dog sitting crosswise on the driver's lap with its head outside the drivers window. Jeebus, talk about a recipe for not being able to quickly and adequately steer in an emergency, like a kid running into the street or popping out from behind a parked car! I hope the cops eventually spotted all those idiots before they caused mayhem. I hope each had to pay a big-big fine.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2026 08:50 PM (5rh/l)

75 "I've seen several women in my subdivision over the years, driving with their small to medium size dog sitting crosswise on the driver's lap with its head outside the drivers window. "

I see those people letting the dog drive too. If they get in an accident and the steering wheel airbag deploys it is not nice.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:52 PM (MWfyi)

76 Love this positive news. Walt the Red Baron pizza guy is suspending his crowdfunding, hopes people keep giving to others in need. And he's staying in touch with the homeless vet that set up the fundraiser for him.

He could have milked the crowdfunding forever. Or built it into a brand, interviews, and celebrity. Instead he's going to keep his family's life private. LOVE. IT. Glad all this goodness came his way, he's a true mensch.

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Hello everyone,

Your kind words have meant the world to my family and I this past week. I still cannot believe how much you have all rallied behind us, and I can never thank you enough. I’ve been able to spend lots of extra time at home with my family this week...

If you have the means and would like to continue helping others, please consider supporting another fundraiser, a local charity, or a church helping families in need this holiday season.

This will be my last update as I focus on my family, and we enjoy the holidays together. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and for making my family feel so supported. We will never forget it.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 08:54 PM (Toos7)

77 Russell Brand Convicted In UK Court On Charges Of Raping While Not Muslim

Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2026 08:55 PM (gWCxi)

78 I was going to try to work in a joke about Michael Jackson blowing Bubbles but I'm stumped.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:55 PM (MWfyi)

79 28 Talarico will be found in the Senate cloakroom screwing a furry or the tranny congress person.
Posted by: Ben Had

In a conference room at the US Capitol, like those two poofters, who videoed themselves humping each other, and then posted it. Because love is love. Talarico will be celebrated for it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 08:57 PM (byWhc)

80 If y’all could spare a kind thought or prayer for LazyMessenger. He’s mostly a lurker but will occasionally post on the GT.

He helped his sweet Husky over the rainbow bridge this week.

Sweet sweet doggie. And very handsome.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 05, 2026 08:57 PM (yEz+x)

81 A lifetime of cats: Ninky, Monkeyface, Bobo, Morris, Princess, Radius, Tugboat, Star, Sunny, Buddy, Cheesehead, Marble, Mitten, Tom, Tiny, Flash. I've likely forgotten one or two.

Posted by: gp at November 05, 2026 08:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

82 "Talarico will be celebrated for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum"

They will put it on a t shirt.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:58 PM (MWfyi)

83 Well, some good news. I was in the right half of the alphabet not to be requested for jury tomorrow, so I don't have to tell a cook county judge how little I care whether anyone follows democrat laws.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 05, 2026 08:58 PM (vSvIl)

84 >78 I was going to try to work in a joke about Michael Jackson blowing Bubbles but I'm stumped.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 08:55 PM (MWfyi)

Hey - it was consensual!

Posted by: Bubbles the clown at November 05, 2026 08:59 PM (vr4To)

85 I hope everyone who voted for winning Democrats gets a full measure of what they voted for. Which won't be what those candidates said they'd do. It is what they will do now that they are done needing to fool the rubes for a while.
Posted by: Gref

Yep. I hope they get EVERYTHING they voted for. Good and Hard.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (byWhc)

86 This will be my last update as I focus on my family, and we enjoy the holidays together. Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and for making my family feel so supported. We will never forget it.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 08:54 PM (Toos7)
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Sorry to say I'm unaware of this but wish to join the morons in prayer for you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (RIvkX)

87 "Hey - it was consensual!
Posted by: Bubbles the clown"

Maybe for you.

Posted by: Bubbles the chimp at November 05, 2026 09:01 PM (MWfyi)

88 Two of our cats came from a machine shop.
Posted by: fd

Robo kitties?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2026 09:02 PM (7EgNJ)

89 I think LizLem was quoting.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 09:02 PM (MWfyi)

90 Sorry to say I'm unaware of this but wish to join the morons in prayer for you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (RIvkX)
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Ahh, you were quoting someone else.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2026 09:02 PM (RIvkX)

91 Thanks fd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2026 09:02 PM (RIvkX)

92 One of the things that sucks about growing old is the loss of physical strength.

Slinging around 80lb bags of concrete isn't as easy as it used to be.

I will ponder this over a nice bourbon and sour patch gummies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2026 09:04 PM (XV/Pl)

93 Maybe for you.
Posted by: Bubbles the chimp

Rot in hell.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at November 05, 2026 09:05 PM (bFq8h)

94 "Robo kitties?
Posted by: Tonypete"

Sisters. One is a healthy friendly calico. The other is a blind tortie. We didn't know that when we got them as kittens. You would swear she is looking at you but no she doesn't see anything.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 09:06 PM (MWfyi)

95 >>> Sorry to say I'm unaware of this but wish to join the morons in prayer for you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (RIvkX)

Oh, it's not me!! You're stuck with me for a while.

It's Walt the pizza guy, the man that got harrassed by an influencer and broke down on camera. I wanted to cry hearing his agony. Red Baron pizza stood by him and has made him employee of the month, and he has enough money from kind people to spend tons of time with his kids. I couldn't be happier for him!

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 09:07 PM (Toos7)

96 Hah no worries San Franpsycho.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 09:08 PM (Toos7)

97 https://www.gofundme.com/f/
support-a-harassed-red-baron-worker

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 09:10 PM (Toos7)

98 Anyone smart will be digging into all of his past and giving him an enema. He cloaks himself in Christian language to the point of sacrilege. He called himself David fighting against Goliath and I bet church ladies think he's a nice boy. They need to expose what he really is, so that trails behind him in the open. No one is that smug unless they are hiding a live girl or dead boy, as they say.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2026 08:11 PM (Toos7)
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So was his g.f. by his side on victory night?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2026 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

99 According to author David Wigg, Queen singer Freddie Mercury grew frustrated trying to record a duet with Jackson, "There Must Be More to Life Than This", because of Jackson's insistence that Bubbles be in the studio. According to Wigg, "Michael made Bubbles sit between them and would turn to the chimp between takes and ask, 'Don't you think that was lovely?' Or, 'Do you think we should do that again?' After a few days of this, Freddie just exploded ... 'I'm not performing with a fucking chimp sitting next to me each night.'" Mercury left the project and released the song as a solo artist in 1985

Posted by: Bubbles Facts at November 05, 2026 09:12 PM (MWfyi)

100 'Ol Joe has been gone over a year now and I still miss him. I'd love another dog but at my age, it wouldn't be fair.
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You'd make a *great* companion for a dog who needs a home! And dogs or cats living on the street have a expected lifespan of less than 5 years--you'd certainly be a massive step up for them, and the friend they'd love to have.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 09:15 PM (Cjcf6)

101 So is POTUS going to play hardball with the new communist party? He had a red hat that said VETO on the Resolute Desk today.

Posted by: Jmel at November 05, 2026 09:15 PM (3TlS+)

102 I hope everyone who voted for winning Democrats gets a full measure of what they voted for. Which won't be what those candidates said they'd do. It is what they will do now that they are done needing to fool the rubes for a while.
Posted by: Gref

Yep. I hope they get EVERYTHING they voted for. Good and Hard.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (byWhc)

Unlubed, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2026 09:15 PM (wVcYX)

103
99 According to author David Wigg, Queen singer Freddie Mercury grew frustrated trying to record a duet with Jackson, "There Must Be More to Life Than This", because of Jackson's insistence that Bubbles be in the studio.

According to Wigg, "Michael made Bubbles sit between them and would turn to the chimp between takes and ask, 'Don't you think that was lovely?' Or, 'Do you think we should do that again?'

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What a homo. Jackson, I mean

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 05, 2026 09:17 PM (ienUH)

104 Chimps tear off genitals and eat faces and bite off fingers when they flip their lids. Demonstrably weird pop star: "Hang out with me and my chimp." Naw, it's a no for me, dawg.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2026 09:17 PM (HFrEr)

105 Creatine works wonders for old muscles

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 05, 2026 09:23 PM (JNr/z)

106 I bought Red Baron pizza today for the first time. If someone will stand up for an employee like that, then I will stand up for them.

Posted by: Wenda at November 05, 2026 09:25 PM (l03Py)

107 I hope everyone who voted for winning Democrats gets a full measure of what they voted for. Which won't be what those candidates said they'd do. It is what they will do now that they are done needing to fool the rubes for a while.
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2026 08:38 PM (5rh/l)

The problem is the rich virtue-signallers, who are too rich to ever feel the pain. The limousine liberals. Jackasses in real life, but boy do they love lording it over everyone while saying they are so inclusive and accepting. The lawn sign pricks.

DH wouldn't let me post my yard sign. It said: In this house we believe that your yard sign proves you are an ignorant arrogant prick.

He said it might sow division. (I'm kidding, he laughed out loud, but was afraid the inclusive folks would Kristallnacht us.)

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 09:28 PM (5WPt1)

108 Don't want to raise an alarm, but I am seeing a shortage of a lot of long term storage food in #10 cans. Seems to be the case across manufacturers. Amazon could ship me a can of potato flakes November 20th. It's odd. And I know about those government warnings, which has lead to a lot of prep stories online.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 05, 2026 09:28 PM (JNr/z)

109 Best Cafe ever? I think yes.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2026 09:29 PM (sGzLm)

110 WTF. Animal control couldn't come out to pick up a dog but when the person who found it decided he wanted to keep her , they took the dog away from him? Why were they even involved?

Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2026 09:30 PM (2gbgu)

111 I like Red Baron Pizza. I buy Red Baron Pizza. I am happy for Red Baron Pizza guy.

Posted by: Good News at November 05, 2026 09:30 PM (Ssbab)

112 This crap that PDT has ruined the Republicans is BS. The GOP did it to themselves. And even if he did they needed ruining.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2026 09:32 PM (MWfyi)

113 Notsothoreau, I appreciate creatine too!

Posted by: Funsize at November 05, 2026 09:32 PM (3j87q)

114 And I know about those government warnings, which has lead to a lot of prep stories online.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 05, 2026 09:28 PM (JNr/z)

I mostly prep out of my garden. I'm putting up Ham Bean Soup tomorrow, at least 15 jars at a time. I have dried potatoes, dried carrots, several kinds of herbs, dried red and green peppers, lots of good stuff.

I'll do beef veggie soup next week. Same dealio. Buy cheap beef, add veggies and broth and can it.

Good cheap meals, and easy once it's all done.

I also keep several pounds of rice, but I haven't figured out how to store flour very well long term. I think you need a bunch of those packets that keep stuff dry, and frankly, they give me the heebie jeebies. Made in China or something.

Of course the most important stash is the alcohol and beer. Can't run out of the staples, you know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 09:32 PM (5WPt1)

115 110 WTF. Animal control couldn't come out to pick up a dog but when the person who found it decided he wanted to keep her , they took the dog away from him? Why were they even involved?
Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2026 09:30 PM (2gbgu)

WTF indeed. I don't think any animal control officer has the authority to come on my property and take my property, and I expect any effort in that direction would quickly turn... defensive.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 09:34 PM (5WPt1)

116 I hope Russell Brand ass raped Katy Perry when he was married to that fat, talentless whorebag.

Posted by: Assman at November 05, 2026 09:34 PM (Ssbab)

117 116 I hope Russell Brand ass raped Katy Perry when he was married to that fat, talentless whorebag.
Posted by: Assman at November 05, 2026 09:34 PM (Ssbab)

You seem nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 05, 2026 09:35 PM (5WPt1)

118 I have wheat and grain grinders. You can buy #10 cans of flour and that's in stock. I just bought some canned veggies to have them on hand. I prefer dehydrated, but it's good to have stuff that can be eaten cold.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 05, 2026 09:36 PM (JNr/z)

119 Who's the man who can lead the band like no other can?
John Thune, Big Thune.
Who's the man who stands alone and wrecks the plan like no other can?
Big Thune, John Thune
Who's the man that deserves the can like no other man?
John Thune, Sh*t Thune.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 09:37 PM (6T7Go)

120 It used to be that if you were a celebrity you would have groupies and that was that. Now you have groupies who will claim rape years later.

Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2026 09:37 PM (2gbgu)

121 Russell Brand error was he became conservative and a Christian.

Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2026 09:39 PM (2gbgu)

122 Who's the man who can lead the band like no other can?
John Thune, Big Thune.
Who's the man who stands alone and wrecks the plan like no other can?
Big Thune, John Thune
Who's the man that deserves the can like no other man?
John Thune, Sh*t Thune.
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I posted this earlier today:

Since we have 2 years before the next elections, we should spend the 1st 6 months *purging* those who pretended to be on "our" side that weren't.

Let's start with Thune. I don't want him out of Republican leadership. I want him out of the Republican party. Let him caucus with the Dems--at least we'd all know where we stand.

And there's about 100 more stops along the way until we wind up with all of the turncoats who "wrote in" Ralph Norman in South Carolina (whom Graham had beaten in the Republican primary). I don't care if it was only a couple of hundred write-in votes, or a couple of thousand, and I don't care if it wouldn't have changed the results. Those write-ins were a betrayal of the party, and the fact that any of us know about it means that perhaps other people stayed home rather than coming out to vote for the Republican candidate.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 06:08 PM (Cjcf6

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 09:41 PM (Cjcf6)

123 Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 09:41 PM (Cjcf

Start with Ralph Norman who refused to endorse Graham.

Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2026 09:43 PM (2gbgu)

124
Yep. I hope they get EVERYTHING they voted for. Good and Hard.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (byWhc)

A lot of them voted for them to jail and preferably kill us. Just saying.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2026 09:47 PM (vE0+H)

125 Start with Ralph Norman who refused to endorse Graham.
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Great point! He should be excommunicated. He's not one of us. He doesn't get that we're fighting against communism and Islam. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 09:48 PM (Cjcf6)

126 This crap that PDT has ruined the Republicans is BS. The GOP did it to themselves. And even if he did they needed ruining.

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but....we did absolutely nothing!

Posted by: GOP at November 05, 2026 09:48 PM (AKptf)

127 >>>Let's start with Thune. I don't want him out of Republican leadership. I want him out of the Republican party. Let him caucus with the Dems--at least we'd all know where we stand.
...
Posted by: Crusader
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Nancy Pelosi would beat him like a wet hen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 09:49 PM (6T7Go)

128 ===

but....we did absolutely nothing!

Posted by: GOP
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Push it just a little bit more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 09:50 PM (6T7Go)

129 Darline was a terrible candidate. The SC GOPe fucked that up royally. Start with that do-nothing shitbag Henry McMaster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 09:52 PM (bFq8h)

130 but I haven't figured out how to store flour very well long term.
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I think double vacuum packaging has something to do with it.
And deep freezing it first. With not moisture, that's a good one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 09:53 PM (6T7Go)

131 And let's get one of our seats back by completing the deportation of that somali bitch that has no place in our country.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 09:53 PM (Cjcf6)

132 I know we don't always see eye to eye, but have you considered the fact that I have a very senatorial haircut?

Posted by: John Thune at November 05, 2026 09:53 PM (HFrEr)

133 Darline was a terrible candidate. The SC GOPe fucked that up royally.
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Perhaps so, but she was "our" candidate. Every single alleged "Republican" who didn't support her deserves to be cast aside.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 09:54 PM (Cjcf6)

134 Paging F5, F5 to the front desk.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 09:55 PM (6T7Go)

135
And let's get one of our seats back by completing the deportation of that somali bitch that has no place in our country.

She's not going anywhere.

Posted by: The guy who says she's not going anywhere at November 05, 2026 09:56 PM (Cqx++)

136 126:but....we did absolutely nothing!
Posted by: GOP

Then ran out of ideas.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 09:57 PM (byWhc)

137 124
Yep. I hope they get EVERYTHING they voted for. Good and Hard.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (byWhc)

A lot of them voted for them to jail and preferably kill us. Just saying.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2026 09:47 PM (vE0+H)

Yes, I know.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2026 09:57 PM (5rh/l)

138 Know who won the election?
Do a comparative analysis of
the numbers back to ~2010.

Chairman Xi won the election.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 09:57 PM (6T7Go)

139 That seat will be filled by a similar type. But still worth enforcing the law.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 05, 2026 09:58 PM (U/Byj)

140 Before concluding Russell Brand is really a Christian, please watch this two minute clip revealing his obvious unfamiliarity with Scripture:
youtube.com/shorts/TuE2WTFR020

Posted by: gp at November 05, 2026 09:58 PM (Jr5Lq)

141 There is a Tennessee rep contest where the Dem lost in 2024 by 43 points to the Rep incumbent but ran again in 2026 and beat the same Republican incumbent. And she didn't run any TV ads .

In the absence of a cheat, WTF is wrong with voters?

Posted by: polynikes at November 05, 2026 09:58 PM (2gbgu)

142 Perhaps so, but she was "our" candidate. Every single alleged "Republican" who didn't support her deserves to be cast aside.
Posted by: Crusader

i held my nose and voted for her. Not enough did. Now we got ball chopper Annie Andrews for 6 years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2026 09:59 PM (bFq8h)

143 124
Yep. I hope they get EVERYTHING they voted for. Good and Hard.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 09:00 PM (byWhc)

A lot of them voted for them to jail and preferably kill us. Just saying.

Posted by: ...

Yea, and the unintentional consequences of that will be 'hilarious', in an Balkan CW way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2026 09:59 PM (byWhc)

144 In the absence of a cheat, WTF is wrong with voters?

Posted by: polynikes
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There you go deleting the obvious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 05, 2026 10:01 PM (6T7Go)

145 i held my nose and voted for her. Not enough did. Now we got ball chopper Annie Andrews for 6 years.
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Exactly--excellent point. Every single one of the "mechanism" that decided they wouldn't support her deserves to be driven out. They don't get or understand the stakes, and have proven they are no longer one of us.

Posted by: Crusader at November 05, 2026 10:01 PM (Cjcf6)

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