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Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0) 2
I lost all mine.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 07, 2026 05:32 PM (1Ff7Z) 3
A very sad story to tell
I should be at this very moment in Lancaster playing a War of Ozz game but am at home, wasn't feeling well and had to bail out at its start. Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0) 4
I remember marbles from childhood. I never knew how to play them, but I'd roll them around and knock them together--they made a great sound. Sounds like I'm a cat but I'm not.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2026 05:34 PM (CHHv1) 5
My main hobby this week was drinking.
I did make a nice rotating spiral galaxy, though. Still frame: https://tinyurl.com/yr5su32d Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2026 05:35 PM (CHHv1) 6
https://tinyurl.com/2bxfupsx
A short video of some of the game boards at Fall in HMGS convention. Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0) 7
Didn't shoot marbles, but played Chinese Checkers with them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 07, 2026 05:37 PM (1Ff7Z) 8
They play with marbles in trans world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2026 05:42 PM (Cqx++) 9
"Bing Bang Boing"
Obscure, I know. But is or was, "a thing." This is an open ended action game. The object of the game is to be the first player to raise the "Ideal" flag. Players do this by arranging the various mechanisms, drums, and obstacles and then try to run a ball bearing through their course. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2026 05:42 PM (RORbl) 10
A short video of some of the game boards at Fall in HMGS convention.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0) Eh, Tuesday said otherwise, Skip. Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 07, 2026 05:43 PM (1Ff7Z) 11
Marble Machine guy: when you're an engineer, but you wind up in a rock band instead of working for Volvo.
Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2026 05:43 PM (VHUov) 12
I did make a nice rotating spiral galaxy, though. Still frame:
https://tinyurl.com/yr5su32d Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2026 05:35 PM (CHHv1) What did you use to create? Are you going for the realistic look? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 07, 2026 05:45 PM (1Ff7Z) 13
I remember seeing other kids play marbles, and the terms "aggie" and "cat's eye" are familiar to me. Not much else.
This week I've been tempted to buy a new vintage pipe, but haven't settled on one yet. However, I did buy a new watch, the first since 2020! It's a Laco "Flieger," the Luftwaffe-style pilot watch. Laco, it seems, was one of the five companies that supplied the Luftwaffe with pilot watches. Mine is 39 mm, the type B dial with two concentric rings, no date, and is handwound -- it has to be wound every day, like the German pilots needed to do. Completely unlike any of my other watches. According to the USPS it's out for delivery today -- but I haven't seen the mail truck yet. Still might make it here before the evening is out, though. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 05:45 PM (56Qyq) 14
Marbles was a big thing when I was a kid. I grew up in a black neighborhood so I don't know if the game holesies was common beyond my neighborhood.
You would dig three holes with your heel about two feet apart. Object was to shoot your marble into the holes forward and back. First to do it wins. You lose your turn when you miss. Your opponent can try to hole the marble or strike your marble . Here is the part that's probably unique to the neighborhood. Loser has to put their knuckles on the ground by the first hole and the winner gets to throw a marble at them standing by the third hole. Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2026 05:45 PM (OXhw3) 15
My Lord of the Rings Online odyssey continues...
I've fought my way from Dol Amroth in western Gondor to the banks of the River Anduin in Eastern Gondor. All that stands between me and the Pelennor Fields is an Orc-infested city of Harlond. From Pelennor, I can get to Minas Tirith. I'll say this for LOTRO...They make you WORK to get anywhere important from the books. You really feel like you've achieved something when you cross that hill and see the mead hall of Edoras in Rohan, or the immense fortress of Minas Tirith... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2026 05:46 PM (s2iZv) 16
Try again from beginning, some Fall in games Saturday
https://tinyurl.com/3eryjws4 Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0) 17
Didn't shoot marbles, but played Chinese Checkers with them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt Similar. Had some marbles as a kid (lost now, obviously), but never played the actual game. Mostly, they decorated the aquarium so the guppies had something to look at. Or we built marble tracks for them out of other toys. Lego tracks were harder than they looked, since you could only make right-angle turns..... Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov) 18
Willowed: Sadly we had one of our murderfluffs pass this morning, little Shiloh girly was small and frail, we finally had her eating solid food at 6 weeks, this morning was exactly nine. the other 5 are active and healthy.
I am heartbroken, I thought we had nursed her along far enough Posted by: what the cat drug in at November 07, 2026 *** My condolences to you, WtCDI. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 05:48 PM (56Qyq) 19
Intellectually speaking, the primary use of marbles is aptly demonstrated within "Animal House." It is, of course, to screw up the local marching band when generously rolled within their projected path.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2026 05:48 PM (dIske) 20
Never played marbles as such as a kid, but with marbles as game pieces, my grandfather made a Chinese Checker board and used marbles
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0) 21
IIRC I stopped playing marbles when the local marble guy was pointed out by my dad as for cheating.
I must have been about 11. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 05:49 PM (NnhvP) 22
https://tinyurl.com/yr5su32d
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2026 05:35 PM (CHHv1) Very cool Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2026 05:49 PM (OXhw3) 23
Similar. Had some marbles as a kid (lost now, obviously), but never played the actual game.
Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov) Yeah, a leather bag with a drawstring. Never used for the game. Just other stuff. Not that I'm saying they were used as projectiles. No. I'm not saying that. Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 07, 2026 05:50 PM (1Ff7Z) 24
My last painting I did was from a photo ace posted on a cafe thread awhile back. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2026 05:51 PM (OXhw3) 25
The Moon Marble Company (top photo) is in Bonner Springs, a little suburb west of Kansas City.
If travelling through the area with children (or adults with maturity equal to that of PI), it is a good, entertaining break. You can also buy some unique marbles for kid Christmas presents, etc. I guarantee that is a gift that they will not already have in their toy box. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 07, 2026 05:52 PM (HlyYF) 26
Had a good Friday at Fall In, lost two historical games on the loosing sides, Prussian 1806, British at Saratoga 1777, but today played for 1st time a WW1 battleship battle on the German side and we won quite convincing .
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0) 27
I'm saying they were used as projectiles.
Posted by: OrangeEnt Corrected for brevity. Yeah, Marbles fit the wrist rocket really well. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 05:53 PM (NnhvP) 28
last painting I did was from a photo ace posted on a cafe thread awhile back. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes Nice work! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 05:54 PM (NnhvP) 29
I would guess the equivalent for girls is playing jacks. Does that still happen?
Posted by: Wenda at November 07, 2026 05:54 PM (qBjG1) 30
Beckoning Chasm kind of makes me think of the Restaurant at the end of the universe
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 05:55 PM (Ia/+0) 31
My former house was a marble farm. It was on a corner, in an older neighborhood, and near schools.
Almost every time I dug around to plant something, would find a marble. After removing the sod out front, there were marbles galore exposed after it rained. I'd imagine many children played on that very yard, with many marbles won and lost there over the decades. Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2026 05:55 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2026 05:57 PM (X8vlu) 33
My last painting I did was from a photo ace posted on a cafe thread awhile back. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at November 07, 2026 *** Beautifully done; it makes me want to drive out West again and see some unobstructed sky for a change. Your "Algiers Point" is remarkably realistic, too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 05:57 PM (56Qyq) 34
Good evening Horde. Happy hobbying!
Posted by: TRex - glassy dino at November 07, 2026 05:57 PM (XfIK1) 35
I would guess the equivalent for girls is playing jacks. Does that still happen?
Posted by: Wenda at November 07, 2026 *** If there's an app on their phones Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 05:59 PM (56Qyq) 36
> I used marbles for my wrist rocket.
-------- Interestingly... those are making a bit of a comeback. As "less lethal" type weapons. Probably depending on the ammo. Currently used to pop Flock surveillance cameras. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2026 06:01 PM (RORbl) 37
My marble collection was stored in rectangular, clear glass canisters. Had hundreds of marbles, old and new.. a couple of clay ones... Asshoe what broke into Dad's house stole them all.
Posted by: JQ at November 07, 2026 06:02 PM (rdVOm) 38
I gotta get to my mother's house to find that wrist rocket. Lott fun with that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2026 06:03 PM (X8vlu) 39
Similar. Had some marbles as a kid (lost now, obviously), but never played the actual game.
Posted by: mikeski ----- Yeah, a leather bag with a drawstring. Never used for the game. Just other stuff. Not that I'm saying they were used as projectiles. No. I'm not saying that. Posted by: OrangeEnt Yep. Dad showed me a replica he made for shooting marbles. Iron water/gas pipe, drilled a hole to feed a 1940s sized fire cracker through the threaded end cap. Stuff some old rag in, marbles next, firecracker, then screw on the end cap. Point and light. Pray a little too. *for experimenting only* I extended that design to pvc and potatoes. Used aquanet hair spray for the propellant and fired it with a fireworks punk shoved into the combustion chamber. Modern upgrade would use a butane torch complete with ignition source built in to the handle. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 07, 2026 06:03 PM (QVmho) 40
My 'hobby' has been replacing the radiator in the 2006 Miata automatic transmission, bought on Thursday, radiator blew on friday. Waiting for the all aluminum replacement after noticing I ordered the one for a Manual transmission, added over a week.
Had a difficult time 'burping' the air out of the system, it is a rather fiddly procedure. All done yesterday. Driven slowly locally yesterday. No leaks. Will take it out on the freeway tomorrow. Hurray! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 06:03 PM (NnhvP) 41
For some reason we never played 'official' marble games when growing up. However, we had a lot of marbles, some as gifts, some, a surprising number, we found from past generations that had been lost in our yards. We all played Chinese checkers and making the board was a common project in shop class along with cribbage boards.
Not a game as such, but us boys would gouge tracks in the dirt on an incline so the marbles would move. The idea was to make the track layout as complicated as we could without the marbles getting stuck. Any excuse for seven year old boys to play in the dirt. Packed snow could also be used. Posted by: JTB at November 07, 2026 06:05 PM (yTvNw) 42
The WWII Battleship game I played in the game master made all the game parts needed with a printer.
Game board to track damage, range finder and moving measure device. Also at another game just looking around a 28mm Napoleonic cavalry figure printed that was amazing as and metal figure in details. Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0) 43
I gotta get to my mother's house to find that wrist rocket. Lott fun with that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Replace old surgical tubing! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 06:07 PM (NnhvP) 44
Mom made each of her kids one cloth drawstring bag and monogrammed them our initials on her fabulous Singer Slant-O-Matic sewing machine. She put marbles in them as a sort of starter set. We played, a lot. Neighbor kids, too. My sister won a steelie shooter, and it was the envy of the neighborhood. I still have mine somewhere. The bag is a lovely robin's egg blue, and the marbles are mostly cat-eyes. I guess they all count as antiques these days, as do I.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 07, 2026 06:08 PM (5WPt1) 45
Any excuse for seven year old boys to play in the dirt. Packed snow could also be used.
Posted by: JTB at November 07, 2026 06:05 PM (yTvNw) Funny how the best stuff to play with when we were kids didn't cost a dime, but usually involved a bath later. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 07, 2026 06:09 PM (5WPt1) 46
Replace old surgical tubing!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron Yep. Probably snap on the first draw. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2026 06:10 PM (X8vlu) 47
Wolfus:
Seriously? Playing jacks on a phone? Posted by: Wenda at November 07, 2026 06:10 PM (qBjG1) 48
28mm Napoleonic cavalry figure printed that was amazing as and metal figure in details.
Posted by: Skip A friend uses a resin print for fighting figures for increased detail. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 06:10 PM (NnhvP) 49
nice work, polynikes!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 07, 2026 06:10 PM (VyBeY) 50
OT, but it appears DH's dad is probably dying this week. He pretty much smoked and drank his heart to death, besides being an obdurate asshole and being emotionally abusive to his long suffering wife. Still, it is going to be difficult for DH's mom, so a prayer or two would not go astray. Also, appears DH will have to fly back to WI, just two weeks out from knee replacement, so that will be a mess.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 07, 2026 06:10 PM (5WPt1) 51
Mrs. JTB smiled when she saw the topic. The subfloor of her childhood bedroom, put in by her dad, had plenty of knot holes. Before the actual floor was installed, she would try to shoot the marbles down the holes. If anyone ever takes up the floor, they will have a good collection of marbles. Childhood memories.
Posted by: JTB at November 07, 2026 06:11 PM (yTvNw) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 06:11 PM (NnhvP) 53
appears DH will have to fly back to WI, just two weeks out from knee replacement, so that will be a mess.
Posted by: tcn in AK DH and family in my prayers. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 06:13 PM (NnhvP) 54
24 ... "My last painting I did was from a photo ace posted on a cafe thread awhile back."
polynikes, Nice painting. You have a wonderful talent for painting light. Posted by: JTB at November 07, 2026 06:13 PM (yTvNw) 55
Some day I will open up a box and find all of the marbles that the kids played with when they were little. I remember making some cracked marble jewelry for my Mom back when I was in elementary school.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2026 06:14 PM (ibDUx) 56
Wolfus:
Seriously? Playing jacks on a phone? Posted by: Wenda Well, "jacks" seemed old fashioned, so they changed it up a bit. The game's called "fruit ninja." Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2026 06:14 PM (VHUov) 57
In reality I lost all my marbles years ago.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 07, 2026 06:15 PM (NnhvP) 58
Played a LOT of marbles as a kid. Aggies, cat's eye, peeries(?), steelies... I had a bespoke leather bag for my stash.
I've told before how my dad had a friend who worked at a ball bearing factory and he gave me a ball bearing as big as a silver dollar (or at least that's how I remember it). I dominated the playground marbles scene. Dad and I also made those plastic/lucite balls where you pour the liquid stuff into glass balls with a stem, they heat up and then harden, and then you crack the glass and sand down the nub at the stem. I made the Tsar Bomba of "marbles". Did anyone else make those? What was that stuff? Don't breathe too deeply! I sure huffed a lot of chemicals as a kid. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2026 06:16 PM (kpS4V) 59
The video on how marbles are made was fascinating. Good thing I was a English major. If the world depended on my technical imagination and skills, we would still be living in caves.
Posted by: JTB at November 07, 2026 06:16 PM (yTvNw) 60
still have the wrist rocket I bought in, maybe, 1977 ... now on 5th or 6th set of surgical tubing.
illegal in Chicago, so I bought it mailorder from L. L. Bean when they were an obscure sporting-goods place in Maine Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 07, 2026 06:17 PM (VyBeY) 61
Sorry about all that drama, tcn. Prayers for hubby.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2026 06:17 PM (kpS4V) 62
Regarding cars: The suburban library hosted a "Cars and Coffee" event this morning in their parking lot. Free! Including the coffee. People had a lot of muscle cars and their modern equivalents, like a Maserati sedan and beefed-up Mustangs and some BMWs. To me the stars were the old Chevys. There were two Corvette Sting Rays in red over black, one a '63 split-window (the first year) and the other a '66. One fellow had a '63 Chevy Impala SS coupe, tomato red, and a white '66 SS like my father drove in the late '60s. I commented about the '63, "Must be the last *non-low rider* left in America!" He laughed.
There was even a vintage Ford F-100 pickup, with a nicely appointed bed, and everything else looking pretty original. From the days when you bought a pickup to, yanno, *pick up and haul* things instead of to impress your neighbors. It had a cozy cabin too (probably damned hot in summer, unless he's put in A/C) with a plain bench seat. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 07, 2026 06:20 PM (56Qyq) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0157 seconds. |
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