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Election Results Thread

Here's PJ Media's election results page.

Decision Desk HQ's twitter feed.


My plan is to update this post with major headlines -- actual confirmed wins or losses, and strong evidence for coming wins or losses.

Jon Ossoff is predicted to win Georgia Senate, which was never actually seriously contested for some bizarre reason. Two, count 'em, two hard-left Democrat Senators are from Georgia and we can't do anything about it, apparently.

Ashley Moody (R) called for Florida Senator, per DDHQ.

A Democrat, Pia Dandiya, supposedly will win Floriday's redrawn 22nd District. This could be a bad harbinger.

Roy Cooper flips Tom Tillis' seat to blue in NC, which was 1, kind of baked into the cake and predicted for weeks, and 2, more or less a lateral move because Tillis was a liberal Democrat himself posing as a Republican.

Byron Daniels projected to win Florida governor, Anna Paulina Luna reelected to 13th CD. Neither unexpected.

Decision Desk HQ projects Republican Andy Barr wins the KY US Senate General Election. Via gnats local. Expected.


Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt


Hamas Piker: I HATE AMERICA! YOU DESERVED 9/11
DNC: Well, we have a big tent!

Haley Stevens: I don't think we should blame Jews for produce
DNC: YOU TRAITOR! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A USED CONDOM!

What a time to be alive.





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 seven thirty first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 07:31 PM (CWTWj)

2 and we're off

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 07:31 PM (3cUTc)

3 Pencils down, prayers up.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at November 03, 2026 07:32 PM (+W+Ln)

4 ha

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 07:32 PM (CWTWj)

5 Why, the fuck, is DD reporting Florida results before the polls have closed in western Florida?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 07:32 PM (ExV1e)

6 twitchy reports massie's seat will stay repub

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 07:32 PM (CWTWj)

7 Why is Anna Paulina Luna down? Ugh....

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at November 03, 2026 07:33 PM (qe/ik)

8 Why, the fuck, is DD reporting Florida results before the polls have closed in western Florida?"

brandon fell in love with $$$ and will do what his masters tell him to do.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 07:33 PM (5Op5D)

9 TGP reporting Ossoff wins re-election. That was quick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 07:33 PM (8B4gm)

10 I’m gonna pour me a drink, I think.

Wanna hold hands?

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 03, 2026 07:34 PM (rg/w7)

11 >>Why, the fuck, is DD reporting Florida results before the polls have closed in western Florida?"

They are being reported on the tube as well. They are just putting up what is publicly available data.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)

12 Are we all dead yet?

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 07:35 PM (enNUy)

13 ossoff jerkoff soundoff

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 07:35 PM (CWTWj)

14 >>>7 Why is Anna Paulina Luna down? Ugh....

early vote totals mean little. If a few liberal precincts report first, it will show her losing. You can't start taking votes seriously until you're at least around 40%. Experts who know exactly which precincts are still not in yet and what the prior few elections looked like can start predicting results at around this level, maybe sometimes.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:35 PM (1wjle)

15 brandon fell in love with $$$ and will do what his masters tell him to do.

Herrera? What specifically makes you say that?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 03, 2026 07:36 PM (vTZFs)

16 networks used to avoid *calling* elections before the polls closed but they didn't embargo actual vote numbers.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (1wjle)

17
Stinky, nasty sock exchange.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (K6Pii)

18 Why, the fuck, is DD reporting Florida results before the polls have closed in western Florida?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 07:32 PM (ExV1e)


Maybe they think it's the year 2000 again?

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (QMAsf)

19 That Maine Battleaxe looks just like a Maine Battleaxe.

Bitter face, cropped nasty hair, fat, sexless and those birth control glasses.

In other words, a modern democrat "woman".

Posted by: Kill It With Fire at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (Ssbab)

20 The ICE agents are in the room with us right now. I see them even with my eyes closed!

Posted by: Corey Perreault at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (m0WlR)

21 twitcht:

MAJOR BREAKING: Power outages are being reported at multiple election locations across Wayne County, Michigan.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (CWTWj)

22 Fell in love with $$$ after calling us all racists

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (enNUy)

23 >>>Very early but

come on don't bother posting these "1% in" vote totals. They mean nothing.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (1wjle)

24 That Maine Battleaxe looks just like a Maine Battleaxe.

Bitter face, cropped nasty hair, fat, sexless and those birth control glasses.

In other words, a modern democrat "woman".

Posted by: Kill It With Fire at November 03, 2026 07:37 PM (Ssbab)

That's what I picture all the women in Maine looking like

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2026 07:38 PM (NtVYv)

25 brandon fell in love with $$$ and will do what his masters tell him to do.

Herrera? What specifically makes you say that?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 03, 2026 07:36 PM (vTZFs)

Ummm...you're new here? That's the first name of the guy that runs DDhq. A former AoS cob.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 07:38 PM (5Op5D)

26 >>>MAJOR BREAKING: Power outages are being reported at multiple election locations across Wayne County, Michigan.

judge orders the polls open until next Halloween

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:38 PM (1wjle)

27 Power outages are being reported at multiple election locations across Wayne County, Michigan.

Damn data centers.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2026 07:38 PM (kYmoU)

28 Florida is one of the best at counting and reporting in a timely manner. Right now we are seeing the results in blue areas like Broward County. Donalds is down 4-5 point and the betting markets are breaking huge in his favor.

Red areas including the panhandle will roll in later and they will move the vote.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:39 PM (viF8m)

29
Dang disinformation news is all black pilling republicans right now.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 07:39 PM (K6Pii)

30 Brandon Finnegan, right?

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 07:39 PM (AZDyS)

31 because Willowed:
Philadelphia anti-Israel groups are planning a bicycle ride targeting Jewish-owned businesses on the eve of the anniversary of Kristallnacht, the 1938 Nazi-orchestrated pogrom against Jews in Germany and Austria.

Maybe we are the Baddies is not just a musical.
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 03, 2026 07:33 PM (/+uur)

Slingshots, short lengths of fine piano wire, fishing sinkers and treble hooks. Shoot through spokes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 07:39 PM (0kX4S)

32 Imma go burn a cigar. BRB..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 03, 2026 07:39 PM (08OqX)

33 >>judge orders the polls open until next Halloween


We may not know the Results of tonight's election until Donald Trump is in Solitary Confinement.

Posted by: MSNBC at November 03, 2026 07:40 PM (/izzV)

34 "Brandon Finnegan, right?"

You are correct. Where do you want your cookie sent to?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 07:40 PM (5Op5D)

35 If Ossoff wins it will be because the pathetic Georgia GOP is a steaming pile of dog excrement.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 07:41 PM (MWfyi)

36 So they have started counting in some places?
How are the Republicans doing in Boston and NYC and Philadelphia?

Posted by: Case at November 03, 2026 07:41 PM (En+fz)

37 DD showing Donalds' win pct rising, so the betting markets are just fleecing idiots.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 07:41 PM (AZDyS)

38 Ummm...you're new here? That's the first name of the guy that runs DDhq. A former AoS cob.

Not all that new but newer than the DD split. Don't know anything about it, don't care anything about it. Probably time to get over it though.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 03, 2026 07:41 PM (vTZFs)

39 What are my comments not showing up in the LiveBlog?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Throwback Memes at November 03, 2026 07:41 PM (wVcYX)

40 >>>43 What are my comments not showing up in the LiveBlog?

good callback

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:41 PM (1wjle)

41 34 Brandon Finnegan, right?
Posted by: McLurkerson

He lived in Walken' Street
A gentleman Irishman mighty odd;
He seen a brogue so soft and sweet
And to rise in the world he carried the hod

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 03, 2026 07:41 PM (P7gEf)

42 Watch this old white asshole scream at an 18 year old based Turning Point guy. And then gives him the finger and slaps him:

https://tinyurl.com/ysfv3kcn

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 07:42 PM (kX27y)

43 Blue cities will drop their numbers at 4:30 am when most people are asleep and California will get around to counting the votes in August.

August '28 or '29?

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 07:42 PM (VHUov)

44 The Fox panel have already decided that Dems win, they just don't want to blurt it out yet.

Posted by: Decaf at November 03, 2026 07:42 PM (vB6Pf)

45 aka Meatball

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2026 07:43 PM (Q+gd/)

46 intl court in the hague orders polls open til all votes are counted in gaza

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 07:43 PM (CWTWj)

47 don't respond to the dicksucking trolls

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:43 PM (1wjle)

48 At this point, I think I'd be happy if just Talafreako loses

Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 07:43 PM (NQIia)

49 47 The Fox panel have already decided that Dems win, they just don't want to blurt it out yet.
Posted by: Decaf at November 03, 2026 07:42 PM (vB6Pf)

To be fair, they decided that in January 2025...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 07:44 PM (Gb7+b)

50 Graham is not gonna lose in SC

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 07:44 PM (+gK6I)

51 What says the Meatball?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 07:44 PM (7w/AX)

52 "Please don't panic.
Posted by: SomeGuy"

*clutches towel*

*slams the rest of rum and coke*

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 07:44 PM (MWfyi)

53 What color is a green orange?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 07:45 PM (9Fkqg)

54 All those socks that go missing in the dryer?

Posted by: The Trolls' Jerksocks at November 03, 2026 07:45 PM (Q+gd/)

55 PS - Florida voters in the panhandle - you have 15 more minutes - go make sure all your like-minded friends and family voted!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 07:45 PM (Gb7+b)

56 Watch what happens in Florida. Democrats are winning all the big races are blue right now including governor and senator.

Think they will turn out that way?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:45 PM (viF8m)

57
Hi. Been out all day and come home to this.

Oh well. I'm sure Trump has a Plan B.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 07:45 PM (mmrXZ)

58 "Graham is not gonna lose in SC"

He's not going to lose anywhere! He'll take 'em from behind and totally dominate them!

But not in a gay way....

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 07:46 PM (GMWTj)

59 I'm reading index futures for my entrails. The NASDAQ decline about a quarter percent in aftermatcket but seems to be recovering a bit. Gold is declining.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 07:46 PM (7w/AX)

60 just a stray thought. IFF the R's are smart, they will hold back enough reporting to keep the Ds clueless as to how many votes to manufacture. If this was the case, R's would appear behind all night, until the Urban vote printers are done. Then report.

But I'm not waiting all night for the Great Pumpkin.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at November 03, 2026 07:46 PM (r7+Q7)

61 Got a Red Baron pizza cooking in the oven.

Cardiologist gave me a good report today from last week's PET scan / stress test. So I'm dipping into my safety margin, just for tonight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 07:47 PM (wVcYX)

62 Why, the fuck, is DD reporting Florida results before the polls have closed in western Florida?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 07:32 PM (ExV1e)

I did not think that was allowed (reporting statewide race results prior to all the state polls closing).

Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 07:47 PM (SHHm+)

63 "Collins only ran 2 ads, about the makeup budget Ossoff had...who cares? A lisping older woman in one of the ads."

A terrible candidate and a terrible campaign. When all you can say is you are not as bad as the incumbent you don't have a chance.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi)

64 What seats are we worried about?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 07:47 PM (7w/AX)

65
Ossoff wins re-election. That was quick.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

===============

Ugh, prepare for Lotsoff Ossoff as he runs for prez 2028.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 07:48 PM (mmrXZ)

66 Again, worst case.
President Trump 2016 was so cute and innocent.

A stolen election, 4 years to prepare. Whatever happens President Trump 2.0 has this.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 07:48 PM (Sco7b)

67 are there any streams worth linking?

I accidentally linked a leftist one with Chuck Todd and Chris Cilizza because it was called "decision desk."

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:48 PM (1wjle)

68 >>What seats are we worried about?

Sydney Sweeney's.

First thing that goes with age.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m)

69 I'm selling gasoline and matches. If you want to light your hair on fire, buy now before the prices go up!

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 07:48 PM (5Op5D)

70 Really ? Fucking bicycles ? How would one ever counter that ?
****
Sticks in spokes.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 03, 2026 07:49 PM (hG5L0)

71 Some of you need to calm down. We have assurances from the Dems that everything is on the up and up.

Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's Legally Changed His Name To Donald J. Trump

https://tinyurl.com/3644br42

Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 07:49 PM (Riz8t)

72 >>Ugh, prepare for Lotsoff Ossoff as he runs for prez 2028.

He's Jewish and a Democrat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:49 PM (viF8m)

73 NAS futures are recovering.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 07:49 PM (7w/AX)

74 The Fox panel have already decided that Dems win, they just don't want to blurt it out yet.

Fair. I decided years ago Fox News sucks. I just didn't want to blurt that out either.
Posted by: How It Works at November 03, 2026 07:44 PM (ZJhkv)

--------------

And then they wonder why they have lost 30% of their viewers.

Posted by: Decaf at November 03, 2026 07:50 PM (vB6Pf)

75 i linked Newsmax's coverage

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:50 PM (1wjle)

76 Did our part in Slower Lower Delaware and voted R across the board. Not that it matters in this state ruled by Philadelphia + but we try.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 07:50 PM (yjPLJ)

77 "What seats are we worried about?
Posted by: toby928(c)"

I'm mostly concerned with my own. And Mrs fd's.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 07:50 PM (MWfyi)

78 Maybe everyone was selling earlier to go buy some Kalshi.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 07:50 PM (7w/AX)

79 I accidentally linked a leftist one with Chuck Todd and Chris Cilizza because it was called "decision desk."
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:48 PM (1wjle)

______


That's the one up on DDHQ's Twitter pin right now.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 07:50 PM (AZDyS)

80 Gee - where are all those U.S. Marshalls at the polling Places? The INS agents? I was promised a spicy election by the Dems.

It's almost like they just...lie constantly. About everything.

Posted by: notalawyer at November 03, 2026 07:51 PM (fR677)

81 don't respond to the dicksucking trolls
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:43 PM (1wjle)

These words are wise.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 07:51 PM (Oy/m2)

82 Really ? Fucking bicycles ? How would one ever counter that ?

Roofing nails

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2026 07:51 PM (NtVYv)

83 Now way in FL the Dems win....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 07:51 PM (+gK6I)

84 "Maybe everyone was selling earlier to go buy some Kalshi.
Posted by: toby928(c)"

Stay away from the gas station Kalshi. Especially if it's puffed up.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

85 Do I have to wait for Texas to relax?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 07:52 PM (7w/AX)

86 I haven't seen Dave in Fla around in a while. Is he well? Does he still come here? Something happen?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 07:52 PM (9ZFZd)

87 Ugh, prepare for Lotsoff Ossoff as he runs for prez 2028.

He's Jewish and a Democrat.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:49 PM (viF8m)

---------------

All he has to do is support Muslim brotherhood and he's in.

Posted by: Decaf at November 03, 2026 07:52 PM (vB6Pf)

88
He's Jewish and a Democrat.
Posted by: JackStraw

===============

He's one of the good Jews. Not all pushy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 07:52 PM (mmrXZ)

89 Told ya.

>>@mitchellvii

>>Byron Donalds just took the lead in FL and the RED panhandle isn't in yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

90 We’re dooooooomed!

Just kidding.

Posted by: RI Red at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (zYph5)

91 oh, the stream with Chuck Todd and Chris Cillizza IS the Decision Desk feed.

Well, those guys always wanted to kiss up to the left for status. So I won't be linking that.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (1wjle)

92 90 Really ? Fucking bicycles ? How would one ever counter that ?

Roofing nails
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2026 07:51 PM (NtVYv)

Bike pump.

Posted by: Italian racing team at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (9ZFZd)

93 I can't wait to see how fucking dumb California voters are. They have never seen a bond initiative they didn't like.


Will they voter for he billionaire tax ?

FML

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (NtVYv)

94 Stay away from the gas station Kalshi. Especially if it's puffed up.
Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

Kalshi is organic Kaboom. With extra despair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (0kX4S)

95 Is anyone seeing sign of hope that they can broadcast?

Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 07:54 PM (NQIia)

96 Bike pump.
Posted by: Italian racing team at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (9ZFZd)

You guys pump each other

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2026 07:54 PM (NtVYv)

97 What seats are we worried about?
---

Everyone. Everyone!!!

Posted by: Gary Oldman's Decision Desk at November 03, 2026 07:54 PM (yFLFB)

98 DTE Energy, electrical provider to Wayne Co Mi, reports 42 cusromer outages.

Posted by: pawn at November 03, 2026 07:54 PM (3g9Kl)

99 Florida has Donalds winning now, without the Panhandle reporting in yet

Still depressed, fucking RINOS couldnt even pass a fucking daylight savings bill so Im reading this in pitch blackness

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (fapp/)

100 What kind of an idiot watches Fox or any other mainstream media and believes them?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (Ssbab)

101 Kellyanne, is a hired gun. She'll shoot you dead. It's not personal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (vOxCS)

102 Seems like everyone is worried about Texas but could care less about the Northeast. Gee, I wonder why.....well I don't really.

Posted by: Case at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (En+fz)

103 Now decision desk dropped Donalds' win % to 73% after going 77 to 79, yet he just took the lead and the panhandle isn't in.

I'm pretty sure they just facerolled whatever their formula is.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (AZDyS)

104 Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 07:54 PM (NQIia)

I see hope all around me. Does that help???

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (Oy/m2)

105 Remain calm. All is well.

Posted by: Chip Diller at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (wVcYX)

106 "Is anyone seeing sign of hope that they can broadcast?
Posted by: Sharpie"

I have a dentist appointment at 8 am next Monday.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 07:55 PM (MWfyi)

107 107 What seats are we worried about?
---

Everyone. Everyone!!!
Posted by: Gary Oldman's Decision Desk at November 03, 2026 07:54 PM (yFLFB)

LOL.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (9ZFZd)

108 Donalds will win by 8.

What a joke. It was soooo tight according to the stripper polls.

Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (XOmY9)

109 Oh look, Ashley Moody is now tied in FL with the Panhandle to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)

110 I love seeing all the new nics.

They are very concerned.

Posted by: RI Red at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (zYph5)

111
I can't wait to see how fucking dumb California voters are. They have never seen a bond initiative they didn't like.


Will they voter for he billionaire tax ?

FML
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

=================

I've decided I want that Indian chick to lose the LA mayor race.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (mmrXZ)

112 Corey Twelve Boom

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (LHPAg)

113 oh, the stream with Chuck Todd and Chris Cillizza IS the Decision Desk feed.

Well, those guys always wanted to kiss up to the left for status. So I won't be linking that.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 07:53 PM (1wjle)




That's gross. Fuck those motherfuckers.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (yjPLJ)

114 "Is anyone seeing sign of hope that they can broadcast?"

No.

I recommend in investing in two gallons of gasoline and a pack of matches.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 07:57 PM (5Op5D)

115 Polls don't close for three more hours here, and people are just now getting off work.

So, there's no point in even looking for numbers

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 07:57 PM (C0Nlv)

116
I can't wait to see how fucking dumb California voters are. They have never seen a bond initiative they didn't like.


Will they voter for he billionaire tax ?

FML
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

==============

Oh, there's also a Voter ID bill in Cali. Watch for that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 07:57 PM (mmrXZ)

117 Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)

See, I knew my vote would count here in Florida.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 07:58 PM (Oy/m2)

118 Posted by: Wiese at November 03, 2026 07:57 PM (14RRp)

_______________________

You should probably go slit your wrists right now before it is too late.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 07:58 PM (yjPLJ)

119
Trump 2.0 is over;

Posted by: Wiese

=================

Get ready for Trump 3.0. Nothing to lose.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 07:59 PM (mmrXZ)

120 52 47 The Fox panel have already decided that Dems win, they just don't want to blurt it out yet.
Posted by: Decaf at November 03, 2026 07:42 PM (vB6Pf)

To be fair, they decided that in January 2025...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 07:44 PM (Gb7+b)
--------------------
This be so.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 07:59 PM (+HKyl)

121 We knew the trolls would be out in force

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:00 PM (+gK6I)

122 Posted by: Wiese at November 03, 2026 07:57 PM (14RRp)

These fagz keep popping up like boils on Pawl's prolapse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 08:00 PM (0kX4S)

123 The problem being 29 is that one cannot drink as much as 28.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 08:00 PM (vOxCS)

124 Son voted today in tbe oil/gas corridor of downtown Houston and said it seemed busy with like minded voters.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 08:00 PM (lCppi)

125 when Decision Desk co-hosted an election show with Daily Kos, they got some press from the leftwing media. That idiot Ben Smith asked me for comment about Decision Desk. I didn't really have anything to say. He wanted to know if I had anything to do with it.

My answer, which I don't think they printed, was:

"I have nothing at all to do with Decision Desk, not even at the level of simple encouragement."

Which was true, but I also did not like the Daily Kos team-up and I wanted everyone to know that this had nothing to do with me.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (1wjle)

126 Why would anyone here watch a second of Fox??? Seriously, I’d rather have the flu… they are all bullshit all the time

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (M+uMR)

127 Andrea Tantaros. Haven't seen that smoke show in a while.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (8B4gm)

128 Trump 2028.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (vOxCS)

129 Pulls up chair
puts out feet

Posted by: Piercello at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (Ht/sz)

130 The problem being 29 is that one cannot drink as much as 28.
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Speak for thyself.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (yjPLJ)

131 >>See, I knew my vote would count here in Florida.

It's been reported all day that turnout in FL, NV and other states is rivaling 2024, a presidential election year. Has Florida gotten bluer in 2 years?

Listening to talking heads is an exercise in self-abuse. Just look at the numbers and use your own brain.

The media gets paid to keep you watching.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

132 Trolls are effectively kept away by flaming pudding cups. It’s the only known cure! Come on Ace!

Posted by: H at November 03, 2026 08:02 PM (w8ire)

133 I expected Sen Soyboy Ossoff to win re-election right now but it looks Keisha Crime Wave Bottoms is going to win governor. This is painful. I have a bottle of bourbon stashed for this type of disaster.

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2026 08:02 PM (PTDkx)

134 Andrea Tantaros
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*slight brag...very slight*


related by marriage.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:03 PM (yjPLJ)

135 Ashley Moody just called for the Senate in Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:03 PM (viF8m)

136 I haven't seen Dave in Fla around in a while. Is he well? Does he still come here? Something happen?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 07:52 PM (9ZFZd)

Yes. We had a problem... and uh, we tried to do everything we could. Well, you know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. That's it. He's gone. Uh, he's gone. And that's it.

Posted by: Vinnie at November 03, 2026 08:03 PM (Ssbab)

137 Glad I don't own a TV anymore.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2026 08:03 PM (RDhJX)

138 Hi everyone! *waves*

Glad to be with you for all the crazy.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (Toos7)

139 jack, thanks, who called it?

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (1wjle)

140 "Tmj proven to be a fool"

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Temporomandibular Joint?

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (AZDyS)

141 Glad I started to drink early

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (+gK6I)

142 I'm sort of jealous of Brandon. I mean, I emulated Ace even to plagiarism, but I never thought of naming my Plan B "BulwarkHQ". I should have gone there, but failed.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick, I used to be somebody! at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (+HKyl)

143 (sniffs) Ozone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (0kX4S)

144 My older brother and his wife live in Alpharetta. I wonder if they plan on moving soon.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (Oy/m2)

145 Watching a dude on Youtube cracking snow crab by chewing on the legs. WTF.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:05 PM (yjPLJ)

146 Newsmax

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)

147 AOS must be a regular that got banned ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:05 PM (+gK6I)

148 Pardon for off topic, but the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee’s vice-chair is Adam Schiff. Wonder if the conspiracy for Fake Dan reaches into Congress?

Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2026 08:05 PM (rJD2P)

149 What's Dave in Fla x link?

Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 08:06 PM (ik4bQ)

150 Hey, JackStraw!
Anus Observation Scope wants to date you!

Posted by: RI Red at November 03, 2026 08:06 PM (zYph5)

151 140 Trump 2028.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (vOxCS)

Who, Junior?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:06 PM (Gb7+b)

152 DangerGirl !!! Big hug to both of you. Miss ya, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2026 08:07 PM (8Uo7a)

153 I see Ashley Moody wins. Good.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at November 03, 2026 08:07 PM (qe/ik)

154 My older brother and his wife live in Alpharetta. I wonder if they plan on moving soon.
Posted by: dantesed

I would. The traffic is awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:07 PM (8B4gm)

155 Byron seems to be picking up votes in the panhandle.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2026 08:07 PM (RDhJX)

156 >>Hey, JackStraw!
Anus Observation Scope wants to date you!

Gonna pass on that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:08 PM (viF8m)

157 Listening to talking heads is an exercise in self-abuse. Just look at the numbers and use your own brain.

Definitely. I kept seeing so-called conservatives that I follow on X putting up Kalshi and Polymarket trends then moaning that the sky is falling. That warranted an immediate unfollow on my part. Sheesh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2026 08:08 PM (ceJ0R)

158 Salazar nip and tuck.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2026 08:08 PM (RDhJX)

159 Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and vote the Democrat party!

We have all the swastikas, train tickets, and camping supplies you need for a nice, Jew free experience! Come join us for a Final Solution to all your racial needs!

Posted by: Democrat Local 101 at November 03, 2026 08:09 PM (IeYnM)

160 Hi All! Hoping for the best with you. Been following the blog the last few hours in between yelling at Claude. I'll probably be out this evening, so I'll have to find out the results later.

Posted by: frammish at November 03, 2026 08:09 PM (rcENI)

161 169 79 >>Ugh, prepare for Lotsoff Ossoff as he runs for prez 2028.

He's Jewish and a Democrat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 07:49 PM (viF8m)
most people dont know hes Jewish..and he hates Israel
Posted by: zigggggy at November 03, 2026 08:07 PM (EDeJ/)

That won't matter to Islamists...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:09 PM (Gb7+b)

162 Looks lile Paxton never had a chance.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2026 08:09 PM (M0I1r)

163 If our elections are not secured from all the RICO schemes of these communists, islamists and useful idiots, then NOTHING else matters. There will be no recourse for We the people to right the ship and that will lead to where communists and Islamists ALWAYS go, trying to take more control and bankruptcy and low scale invasion. That won't work here with 400 million civilian firearms and a good 30 % of this country refusing to go quietly into the night. It won't play out like Europe. I pray it doesn't get that far and the 40 % who are sleepwalking through life going along to get along wake up and just vote in their own best interests, which is NOT the self destructive insanity of the communists. I refuse to call them Democrats anymore, it's a bullshit euphemism and anachronism from the days of Jefferson. That's not what these people are. I pray they lose control of the train wreck and splinter into multiple parties.

Posted by: Truth at November 03, 2026 08:10 PM (guCKp)

164 >>most people dont know hes Jewish..and he hates Israel

Have you guys seen what's going on in the Democrat Party?

They are not nominating a Jew for president. Not Ossoff and not Shapiro. More likely to nominate Mamdani.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:10 PM (viF8m)

165 Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2026 08:07 PM (8Uo7a)

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Ben Had my dear! I miss you so much! I hope you are doing well!

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:10 PM (yjPLJ)

166 Texas polls should all be closed now, I think. Now, the waiting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX)

167 That won't matter to Islamists...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:09 PM (Gb7+b)

He will probably gas himself in solidarity with Hamas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 08:11 PM (0kX4S)

168 >>> Will they voter for the billionaire tax ?

CA is in good company with WA. The legislators in WA shoved in an income tax, against their own state constitution. Hiding it by calling it a "millionaire's tax." Voters get to decide on it today, the people will vote in or out the income tax.

Rumor is the WA legislators are already lowering the "millionaire" threshold, so you pay the income tax if you make $250K or more. The speed with which they break their promises is astonishing. Within 5 years it will be everyone for sure.

WA also voting on boys in girls sports today.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 08:11 PM (Toos7)

169 Why the HELL is Byron Donalds still down with 90% reporting?? I understand polls are still open in part of the panhandle… but that’s ridiculous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:11 PM (M+uMR)

170 David Thompson
@Dave_in_Fla
6h

I can't even keep up with everyone calling me an idiot.

I'm just going to ignore my own timeline the rest of the day.

(from that other site)

Posted by: Piercello at November 03, 2026 08:11 PM (Ht/sz)

171 174 Hi All! Hoping for the best with you. Been following the blog the last few hours in between yelling at Claude. I'll probably be out this evening, so I'll have to find out the results later.
Posted by: frammish at November 03, 2026 08:09 PM
It's always later because these things take 'time', Brother

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 08:11 PM (LHPAg)

172 Lower Slower Delaware is starting to look like New York.
Fortunately, civilization still stops at Rt 50.

Posted by: Accomack at November 03, 2026 08:12 PM (TnuFK)

173 Damn, these trolls are really annoying

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:12 PM (+gK6I)

174 I have to admit that I haven't been paying attention. Does Darline Graham have more testosterone than Lindsay did or nah?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 08:12 PM (qlLNh)

175 Did Susan Collins win in Maine?

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 08:13 PM (Oy/m2)

176 CAC sold out, went full donk and is a progressive these days....loves reporting democrats winning.

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:13 PM (Int1s)

177 Lower Slower Delaware is starting to look like New York.
Fortunately, civilization still stops at Rt 50.
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What happens when New York, New Jersey and half of Philly decides to retire here.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:14 PM (yjPLJ)

178 I gotta stay off X right now 'cause dang it's stupid stressful.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 08:14 PM (3cUTc)

179 >>>190 CAC sold out, went full donk and is a progressive these days....loves reporting democrats winning.

who's CAC? Sounds familiar

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:14 PM (1wjle)

180 >>> >>most people dont know hes Jewish..and he hates Israel

Pretty sure Islam has a one drop rule for Jews. You have one drop, they must keel you. DSA will fall right in line, so any Jewish politician has an uphill battle.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 08:14 PM (Toos7)

181 are you a troll or an idiot?

Ace, the answer is yes.
Also, ‘and’ is also available.

Posted by: RI Red at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (zYph5)

182 AOS must be a regular that got banned ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:05 PM


Let's just say it's a sticky situation, IYKWIM.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (7w/AX)

183 I remember telling Brandon, on the day of the election, that Trump would beat Hillary. He just babbled on about Wisconsin.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (JNr/z)

184 I can't believe Donalds won't win... I don't even know who was running against him

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (+gK6I)

185 look, I'm going to start banning pants-shitters because I can't tell them from the actual trolls.

before "calling" a race, try to have some idea about what percentage of the vote is in and from which precincts.

I can't tell the pants-shitters from the trolls so I might just ban both without bothering to check.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (1wjle)

186 "Tmj proven to be a fool"

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Temporomandibular Joint?
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (AZDyS)


The Mames Jadison?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (iIyc0)

187 I voted this morning. My mother voted too. She thinks Trump is deporting citizens.

Posted by: Accomack at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (TnuFK)

188 Wait a minute: ClitTitsa is now a correspondent for DecisionDeskHQ?


Also: since when have Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas, Kansas, Illinois, Michigan, and Mississippi been on the "East Coast"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (qlLNh)

189 The husky Brunswick councilwoman, is so bought in.
she needs to get laid or find a woman lover to elevate her inner pain.
its so unsettling watching her emptiness and loneliness.
I'm so very sad for her.

Posted by: redenzo at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (Vd9oe)

190 137 Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:01 PM (1wjle)

CAC grabbed for the brass ring, and he got it....and I sincerely hope he is happy with it.

If fuckers cannot be bothered to turn out they deserve what they get.

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (Int1s)

191 I just wish to remind you all that, no matter how the election goes today, boobs are still real and still spectacular (in many cases).

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (77rzZ)

192 I voted this morning. My mother voted too. She thinks Trump is deporting citizens.
Posted by: Accomack

Ah, a case of the old cancel out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 03, 2026 08:17 PM (ftFVW)

193
Glad to be with you for all the crazy.
Posted by: LizLem

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Heya Liz.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:17 PM (mmrXZ)

194 who's CAC? Sounds familiar
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:14 PM (1wjle)

Con Art Critic? A former co-blogger on weekends, I think.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (0bjKf)

195 is CAC brandon?

I forget.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (1wjle)

196 He tried to warn us.

https://tinyurl.com/3suf33nu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (ndZc7)

197 Merck is getting ready to build a new warehouse in Millsboro. They’ll never be able to get the stuff to market with the traffic.

Posted by: Accomack at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (TnuFK)

198 The rule I've always followed is the media will report result before the polls close anywhere the Dems look to be winning.

They'll refuse to report the results until well after the poll close in it looks like the Reps are winning.

And yes, Fox follows this same rule.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (C0Nlv)

199 Polling place was empty when we went this morning around 9:30. Was the same way in 2024 with the added bonus of confusing signage directing us the wrong way (at a Tech High School). We reported to the monitors when we finally (30 min later) found the actual voting location, who went to check it out. Confusing signs were put up by the school, but said they could do nothing about it. Fun times in Sussex County.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (yjPLJ)

200 >>>Con Art Critic? A former co-blogger on weekends, I think.

oh yeah i kinda remember him

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (1wjle)

201 Con Art Critic? A former co-blogger on weekends, I think.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM


I just remember his wife's painted titties.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (7w/AX)

202 I voted this morning. My mother voted too. She thinks Trump is deporting citizens.
Posted by: Accomack at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (TnuFK)

To be fair, there are many who should be deported.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (0kX4S)

203 Miss me yet?

Posted by: John Cornyn at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (/OKHJ)

204 >>I can't believe Donalds won't win... I don't even know who was running against him

He's gonna win.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m)

205 208 179 >>most people dont know hes Jewish..and he hates Israel

Have you guys seen what's going on in the Democrat Party?

They are not nominating a Jew for president. Not Ossoff and not Shapiro. More likely to nominate Mamdani.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:10 PM (viF8m)

fortunately mandami cant eun for prez
Posted by: zigggggy at November 03, 2026 08:17 PM (EDeJ/)

I'm thinking AOC is running...not sure she's winning, but she's definitely running...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:19 PM (Gb7+b)

206 Rumor is the WA legislators are already lowering the "millionaire" threshold, so you pay the income tax if you make $250K or more. The speed with which they break their promises is astonishing. Within 5 years it will be everyone for sure.

WA also voting on boys in girls sports today.
Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 08:11 PM (Toos7)

It will then become anything over 25K annual income. Over time, as expenses increase and the population flees except the die hard libs and the poor.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 08:19 PM (kX27y)

207 It's too bad about CAC, I liked his art takes. Somehow PA, his white whale for voting republican, falling to Trump broke him. It was strange.

Several regulars over the years pulled a Fredo and broke Ace's heart. It is what it is. Glad for those who are still here and make the blog the welcoming place that it is.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 08:19 PM (Toos7)

208 is CAC brandon?

I forget."

Yes.

He did the spaced out challenge threads , back in the day.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 08:19 PM (5Op5D)

209 200 Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (1wjle)

Gasoline is hurting the GOP, we have a disinformation campaign that has ran for a decade non-stop, and the GOP is addicted to two things that hurt it purity spirals and "1/2 step to my right is a nazi" moral poses....

I am not shitting my pants so much as being prepared mentally for any outcome, had a wonderful drive up into Missouri and saw a lot of dispirited people on both sides of the divide who both think the country has gone insane and is ran by dementia patients and juvenile delinquent theater kids.

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:19 PM (Int1s)

210
I gotta stay off X right now 'cause dang it's stupid stressful.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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This might be a good time to break that filthy habit. I've been trying to.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (mmrXZ)

211 The market continues to falter but I am scared to short anymore.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (7w/AX)

212 214 The rule I've always followed is the media will report result before the polls close anywhere the Dems look to be winning.

They'll refuse to report the results until well after the poll close in it looks like the Reps are winning.

And yes, Fox follows this same rule.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (C0Nlv)

100% true...they called VA with Warner losing at under 1% of the vote today...it was true, but an R call of the same blowout would have waited til 65-70% of the vote was in...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (Gb7+b)

213 Anna Luna win?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (RDhJX)

214 219 Posted by: John Cornyn at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (/OKHJ)

No, better a full time commie than a part time one.

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (Int1s)

215 Con Art Critic? A former co-blogger on weekends, I think.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM

I just remember his wife's painted titties.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:18 PM (7w/AX)

And that floating rock thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX)

216 199 can't believe Donalds won't win... I don't even know who was running against him
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (+gK6I)

Jolly, former R Congressman, hates Trump, changed parties a few years ago and became all-out D, embraced the platform. His Lt Gov is Gwen Graham, daughter of former Gov, was my Congresswoman one term in Panhandle. Tallahassee politician. Jolly is a Bush guy.

Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (rJD2P)

217 I’m not gonna light my hair on fire just yet. In fact, I don’t have any lighter fluid or gasoline so…. There’s a college football game on ESPN: Buffalo vs Miami OH (Ben Roethlisberger’s school… don’t know if he actually graduated)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (M+uMR)

218 Also: since when have Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas, Kansas, Illinois, Michigan, and Mississippi been on the "East Coast"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (qlLNh)

Anything can be flyover country if you file the right flight plan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (aKiSo)

219 I just wish to remind you all that, no matter how the election goes today, boobs are still real and still spectacular (in many cases).
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (77rzZ)

Why, thank you, Bulg! I just had them Siminized, too.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at November 03, 2026 08:21 PM (0kX4S)

220 Are we setting our hair on fire yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:21 PM (sKqQm)

221 Ace,

It’s not pant shitting it’s reality. No need to pretend delay the inevitable.

Bad night. We live to fight another day. Dems got punched in the face hard in 2010. Came back and won in 2012. We can do the same in 2028. Such is politics.

Posted by: Reality at November 03, 2026 08:21 PM (iQyur)

222 Not paying attention so I can have a relaxing evening. Curious though if media is doing the usual call Democrat winner as soon as the polls close, but in similar race with Repub leading, media won't call.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:21 PM (Dv3i1)

223 Checking out for now. The trolls are pitiful.

Posted by: RI Red at November 03, 2026 08:21 PM (zYph5)

224 She thinks Trump is deporting citizens.
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Is he open to nominations?

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:22 PM (Cjcf6)

225 >>fortunately mandami cant eun for prez

And he's still more likely to get the nomination.

Seriously, Democrats have gone full jihad. There might be a Jew at a state level in some areas but they are being erased from the party in favor of muslims.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:22 PM (viF8m)

226 This might be a good time to break that filthy habit. I've been trying to.

Same here. Viewing insanity in real time can be rather depressing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2026 08:22 PM (ceJ0R)

227 GA 'Republicans' don't have a great record of showing up to vote.

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:22 PM (Ti9vn)

228 The polls are awful but what look like some names I've seen before are not much better

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:22 PM (+gK6I)

229 192 Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:14 PM (1wjle)

Some stoner who used to look at his hand here from what I gathered....how are you Ace?

In the good news front wife has been cancer free for more than 3 years, and we were looking at a 2nd property today...on the bad news front the Bulwark is talking about nationalizing Space-X for the good of the Volk so my RV pad can't be far behind...

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:23 PM (Int1s)

230 She thinks Trump is deporting citizens.

I've found a lot of leftists claim this.

I can't tell if they are pretending illegals are citizens because "borders aren't real" or if they just like saying it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:23 PM (sKqQm)

231 I meant trolls not polls

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:23 PM (+gK6I)

232 If Donalds doesn’t win, I hope we get our Governor DeSantis back for another 8 years.

Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2026 08:23 PM (rJD2P)

233
Things have been so much worse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (mmrXZ)

234 Hi Sven! That's the attitude. Nothing to lose.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (MWfyi)

235 >>>It’s not pant shitting it’s reality. No need to pretend delay the inevitable.

it's pants shitting when 9% of the vote is in and Dallas reported their vote early and some dumbass decides that's it, Ken Paxton lost, because of course he was really counting on the Dallas vote

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

236 I might be like a Lefty and disown my parents if they voted for today's democrats.

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (Ti9vn)

237 I'd watch a video of AOC running. Over and over again. Sometimes slowly if the house is empty.

Posted by: How It Works at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (ZJhkv)

______

Your friendly reminder from Thomas Sowell about AOCs tiddies:

https://tinyurl.com/mtr5zjsw

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (AZDyS)

238 Seriously, Democrats have gone full jihad. There might be a Jew at a state level in some areas but they are being erased from the party in favor of muslims.
_____

The Jews are loyal and they had money, but the muslims are committed, if you know what I mean. Really committed. Did I mention the Jews are loyal?
-Democrats

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (Dv3i1)

239 I'll say it again--Republicans will retain the House and Senate.

Any of you setting your hair on fire are premature, and wrong.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (Cjcf6)

240 Paxton is only lagging Abbott’s vote by about 2%, per RCP. If you ask me that’s good news because Abbott’s gonna win by close to double digits

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (M+uMR)

241 >>>In the good news front wife has been cancer free for more than 3 years, and we were looking at a 2nd property today

congrats!

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

242 "Tmj proven to be a fool"

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Temporomandibular Joint?
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:04 PM (AZDyS)

The Mames Jadison?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 03, 2026 08:16 PM (iIyc0)

The Massive Johnson?

That's why he's got a homo stalker?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 08:25 PM (Z5RpS)

243 I did like the admonishment in a comment at PJM that we should try to avoid the phrase "Nancy Pelosi's old seat".

No one wants that image in their brain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 08:25 PM (qlLNh)

244 >>I just remember his wife's painted titties.


She was great in The Green Mile.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 08:25 PM (/izzV)

245 Wasn't there some Heinlein story where they didn't have "elections" per se, they had some kind of weird betting/futures trading market that decided who would be in office?

It sounds like Heinlein, at least.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:25 PM (aKiSo)

246 Ken Paxton lost, because of course he was really counting on the Dallas vote
Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM


Miles Tx is key. As goes Miles so goes Rowena.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:25 PM (7w/AX)

247 Maybe i'm thinking of South Korea.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:25 PM (aKiSo)

248 I can't wait for when leftist actually get what they think they are asking for.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 08:25 PM (CWMF2)

249 If my mother thought Trump was deporting citizens I would drive her to the polls and not stop, keep driving until we were out of state and drive in circles for 12 hours until the polls closed and then head on back home. Problem solved.

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 08:26 PM (enNUy)

250 258 I'll say it again--Republicans will retain the House and Senate.

Any of you setting your hair on fire are premature, and wrong.
Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (Cjcf6)

Well, I sure hope so.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at November 03, 2026 08:26 PM (qe/ik)

251 from twitchy:

Decision Desk HQ projects Anna Paulina Luna wins the FL US House 13 General Election

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 08:26 PM (CWTWj)

252 Stupid trolls… Donalds just surged into the lead. Re-enter your fantasy world

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:26 PM (M+uMR)

253 249 Posted by: Rich at November 03, 2026 08:23 PM (6fttg)

We should let them get nukes, and dictate the global oil market...work with Obama....silver dimes comrade...like I said the GOP kind of wants to lose and I am learning to let them.

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:26 PM (Int1s)

254 Hiya Morticia! Happy you're here.

Connected to your name... I finally finished Wednesday season 2. It's not world changing TV, but it's entertaining. They shoehorned in more lore building about Morticia and her powers, and got her character more screen time, which was weird for an already weird show about a girl at an academy for weirdos. But the Morticia plot lines grew on me. I don't see this show going for like ten years, but I like the spooky goth vibe.

Wednesday and her werewolf roommate swapped bodies in one ep, and boy can the actress playing the werewolf act! She was an amazing deadpan Wednesday when her character is usually so chipper and girly. She's been in other things, hope the actress has a long career ahead of her.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 08:26 PM (Toos7)

255 pants shitting when 9% of the vote is in and Dallas reported their vote early and some dumbass decides that's it, Ken Paxton lost, because of course he was really counting on the Dallas vote
Posted by: Ace

You can extrapolate from that 9% pretty easily based on past elections.
Abbot is fucked as well.

Posted by: Reality at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (iQyur)

256 I can't tell if they are pretending illegals are citizens because "borders aren't real" or if they just like saying it.
Posted by: 18-1

They think illegals are citizens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (8B4gm)

257
I had no idea we had this many sleeper trolls. They've been following patiently and lying low for 2 years I guess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (mmrXZ)

258 Why bother? It's a lost cause.

Posted by: Bob at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (hWhmF)

259 I can't wait for when leftist actually get what they think they are asking for.

I live in a blue area. They regularly get what they vote for from the state or their local government and then either blame Trump or argue it was bad luck.

Its actually astounding to watch the cognitive dissonance

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (sKqQm)

260 hahahahah ok it's settled, we all have to call him "Mames" tomorrow.

(Or Mr. Jadison, if you're nasty.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (aKiSo)

261 just at twitchy:

Decision Desk HQ projects Roy Cooper wins the NC US Senate General Election

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (CWTWj)

262 Breathlessly awaiting the precinct results from Ding Dong and No Name, TX.

If those are inconclusive I'll rely on Cut N'Shoot.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (oqH4h)

263 Posted by: Rich at November 03, 2026 08:23 PM (6fttg)

Awesome most brilliant take new nic. But it didn't affect you though right? Or did you vote Dem?

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (Ti9vn)

264 258 Paxton is only lagging Abbott’s vote by about 2%, per RCP. If you ask me that’s good news because Abbott’s gonna win by close to double digits
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (M+uMR)

I was gonna mention this...and that Byron Donalds is now ahead again...

FL can't set its hair on fire yet...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (Gb7+b)

265 Who used to do the weekend college football threads? I don't follow college football, but I miss the elbows.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (9ZFZd)

266 ace, why are you capitalizing your name? it's like bizarro ace!

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (yjPLJ)

267 GA 'Republicans' don't have a great record of showing up to vote.

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:22 PM (Ti9vn)

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My assumption is that -- like here in AZ -- they have a decades-old well-oiled vote fraud machine in which their GOPee (establishment eunuch) RINOs work hand-in-glove (or more likely cock-in-mouth) with their Commie Masters.

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (hxV5/)

268 Trump still has 2 more years no matter the outcome tonight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (n5tGW)

269 ace is now a fan of ee cummings.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (sKqQm)

270
Now, the waiting.

That's the hardest part.

Posted by: Town without Petty at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)

271 275 I can't wait for when leftist actually get what they think they are asking for.

I live in a blue area. They regularly get what they vote for from the state or their local government and then either blame Trump or argue it was bad luck.

Its actually astounding to watch the cognitive dissonance
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (sKqQm)

I sang the rain song and danced the rain dance. It didn't rain. So, logically speaking, it is simply impossible that some asshole in the village didn't fuck it up for us somehow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (aKiSo)

272 261
I had no idea we had this many sleeper trolls. They've been following patiently and lying low for 2 years I guess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (mmrXZ)

2024 was insane with the trolls...especially the ones paid to be here for the full month before the election...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:28 PM (Gb7+b)

273 thanks, gnat!

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (1wjle)

274 This is the part of the night where people who want to depress you pretend it isn't historical fact that the party out of power almost always wins the midterms.

If we hold either the Senate or the House we are doing much better than projected and what history shows. Don't be discouraged. We are doing fine considering we are running against Democrats and the media and Democrats still feel the need to cheat all over the country just to keep the race close.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m)

275 259 Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:24 PM (1wjle)

Thanks I hope you are well, we will be in the ArkLaTex at least until 2030 and maybe longer. She wants to stay here for the rest of her oncology work. If/when she is cleared for 7 years then we will decide whether we are leaving the region, we almost made this momee, but I got a cyst the size of my hand removed from my neck....should never have made fun of fetterman....

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (Int1s)

276 I live in a blue area. They regularly get what they vote for from the state or their local government and then either blame Trump or argue it was bad luck.

Its actually astounding to watch the cognitive dissonance
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:27 PM (sKqQm

And then they move to Texas or Florida and vote for the same shit.

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (Ti9vn)

277 Looks like DDHQ just called it for Donalds.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (AZDyS)

278 my commentary on Cooper:


Roy Cooper flips Tom Tillis' seat to blue in NC, which was 1, kind of baked into the cake and predicted for weeks, and 2, more or less a lateral move because Tillis was a liberal Democrat himself posing as a Republican.

This sucks but this seat was written off months ago.

Posted by: Ace at November 03, 2026 08:30 PM (1wjle)

279 >>> Posted by: Reality at November 03, 2026 08:21 PM (iQyur)

With a nic like this it's *got* to be for reals!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:30 PM (PgV1+)

280 I can't wait for when leftist actually get what they think they are asking for.
--
I don't cause they drag us along with them to their hell.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 08:30 PM (3cUTc)

281 Miles Tx is key. As goes Miles so goes Rowena.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I thought it was Lukenbach.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:30 PM (8B4gm)

282 Cooper won't be any different than Thom Tillis. Possibly less gay. But no political difference.

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 08:30 PM (enNUy)

283 There were multiple ballot measures to vote on today.

The abortion enthusiasts proposed a measure to copy Massachusetts' abortion laws for my state. Obvious no on that.

By the signs, there are at least three different groups who have been drumming up opposition to this, which is good.

Local school district wants money, so obviously that was a no.

State wants to make English the official state language, so that was a yes.

State wants to restrict to the legislature the privilege of legalizing or banning various drugs, instead of allowing it by citizen initiative. That one was also a no, because I figured that it would be easier for drug lobbyists to co-opt the legislature than to co-opt the entire state's population.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 08:30 PM (C0Nlv)

284
If my mother thought Trump was deporting citizens I would drive her to the polls and not stop, keep driving until we were out of state and drive in circles for 12 hours until the polls closed and then head on back home. Problem solved.
Posted by: NCKate

==================

That's one hilarious image!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (mmrXZ)

285 i capitalized "Ace" as part of some longer joke name but didn't change it back

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (1wjle)

286 I like small case ace better than large case ace.

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Ti9vn)

287 NH's legislature is still pretty red, but everyone they send to Washington or try to is now blue. For federal elections it's a lost cause. Screw Dixville Notch

Posted by: Lex at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (y4H1r)

288 Remember, all trolls are average joe.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Oy/m2)

289 278 Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m)

I am not wanting to depress, and contra to trends the GOP compared to the hundred year mean kicked ass in mid-terms this quarter century even in power compared to the usual churn...that said Jack we as a party have a VERY serious movement problem.

There is no idea so insane the democrat immediately disqualify it, and there is no idea so sane the GOP immediately embraces it.

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Int1s)

290 Byron Donalds is the new governor of Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)

291 🚨PROJECTION: Ashley Moody WINS Florida Senate race defeating Angie Nixon!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (Ckdd9)

292 re 277: ace, i've been here at least since 2004, so i am always glad to chip in

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (CWTWj)

293 Roy Cooper flips Tom Tillis' seat to blue in NC,
____

Cooper's policies led to Iryna's murder. Thanks NC!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (Dv3i1)

294 >>i capitalized "Ace" as part of some longer joke name but didn't change it back


Like The Godfather, it insists on itself.



Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (/izzV)

295 I like small case ace better than large case ace.

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (Ti9vn)

__________

At the age of 29, I find change hard to accept as well.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (AZDyS)

296 The MUMR machine is back, yay!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (PgV1+)

297 i capitalized "Ace" as part of some longer joke name but didn't change it back
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:31 PM (1wjle)

I thought you would always capitalize 'Ace'.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (Oy/m2)

298 New Hampshire sends the first openly homosexual man to the US Senate. Given how long Lindsey Graham was in the Senate, this feels like one of those "never lost a Thursday away game in November" stats.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (2ap+5)

299 >>> re 277: ace, i've been here at least since 2004, so i am always glad to chip in
Posted by: gnats local 678

I know! always enjoy your comments.

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (1wjle)

300 280 Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (Ti9vn)

I lived out west when Cali was colonizing Arizona and New Mexico in the 90s....and I was there when they started in on Montana....

I have no desire to watch Texas....

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (Int1s)

301 >>Trump still has 2 more years no matter the outcome tonight.


And the power of the Veto.

Unfortunately, the Congress will become mired in a shitshow of Investigations and Show Trials if we lose them.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (/izzV)

302 I like small case ace better than large case ace.
Posted by: polynikes


Everyone knows lowercase nicks are the best.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (VHUov)

303 >>> (duuKH)

Hash checks out.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (PgV1+)

304 Folks, for our sanity, I suggest that we just talk about something else until tomorrow. I’ll suggest a couple of topics:

1. Boobs;
2. The Byzantine Empire.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

305 Sorry Michelle… I mean Ace. Looks like you lose today.

Posted by: Gerald Burras at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (qDIA2)

306 Posted by: Reality at November 03, 2026 08:21 PM (iQyur)

With a nic like this it's *got* to be for reals!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:30 PM (PgV1+)

Based upon what I have seen so far, I am extrapolating that "Reality" sucks syphilitic muslim dick.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (0kX4S)

307 296 🚨PROJECTION: Ashley Moody WINS Florida Senate race defeating Angie Nixon!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (Ckdd9)

They waited til it was over 95% of the vote in and she was up by 2%+...as mentioned, the R win calls come VERY late...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (Gb7+b)

308 280 And then they move to Texas or Florida and vote for the same shit.
Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:29 PM (Ti9vn)

I saw a post the other day with two buffoons who had moved from CA to Lubbock and were grinning like jackals saying we voted blue today. Slap a $25k entry fee on these a**holes. NC has been ruined the same way. And TN will get there.

Posted by: TxAnn at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (itAg7)

309 PROJECTION: Ashley Moody WINS Florida Senate race defeating Angie Nixon!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:32 PM (Ckdd9)

I wonder how many votes Angie Nixon got. She is bug nuts crazy and racist and anyone who would actually vote for her is in the same boat.

Posted by: How Many at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (Ssbab)

310 You can extrapolate from that 9% pretty easily based on past elections.
Abbot is fucked as well.
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Golly, you need to slow your roll. You go running around crazy like that straight out of the chute and you won't have anything left when the returns start mattering.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (Cjcf6)

311 Byzantine boobs are the topic of the day? Well, that Zoe certainly had large tracts of land...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (sKqQm)

312 Unfortunately, the Congress will become mired in a shitshow of Investigations and Show Trials if we lose them.
___

"Must pass" spending bills will not include funding for ICE.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (Dv3i1)

313 Do we each get our own troll doll? I want one with purple hair

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (lCppi)

314 Folks, for our sanity, I suggest that we just talk about something else until tomorrow. I’ll suggest a couple of topics:

1. Boobs;
2. The Byzantine Empire.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

__________

Why not bows vs. crossbows?

Carriers vs battleships?

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (AZDyS)

315 I'm sure it will be fine.

Posted by: fd - My best is good enough at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (MWfyi)

316 309 Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

The Byzantine Empire was always an inferior iteration of the Roman ideals...it was corrupted by the Asian despotism and debaucheries and incapable of republican zeal at all....

Posted by: sven at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (Int1s)

317 I like small case ace better than large case ace.
Posted by: polynikes

Everyone knows lowercase nicks are the best.
Posted by: mikeski


Definitely.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (Ckdd9)

318 i like small case ace because i know it is ace and not some imposter

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (yjPLJ)

319 pussies like me do our "confrontation" with men online using pseudonyms. We're weakling cowards.

Sad!

Posted by: AOS cope at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (mOgKC)

320 They waited til it was over 95% of the vote in and she was up by 2%+...as mentioned, the R win calls come VERY late...
Posted by: Nova Local


That's just logical.

R's need a 4AM-cheat-proof majority.

D's need R + 1 vote.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)

321 I don't know how a Dem can win a state wide office and Republican win a state wide office in this day and age. It's either cheating or the dumbest voters evah.

The differences between the two parties are so wide there shouldn't be a split vote.

Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2026 08:36 PM (Ti9vn)

322 How's TX doing ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 08:36 PM (AKptf)

323 Dope!

How may maaaaasks are you wearing?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:36 PM (PgV1+)

324 Watch this old white asshole scream at an 18 year old based Turning Point guy. And then gives him the finger and slaps him:

https://tinyurl.com/ysfv3kcn

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 07:42 PM (kX27y)

Kid should have punched his fucking lights out. Put him on the ground and he won't pull that shit again.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 03, 2026 08:36 PM (hmYU4)

325 2. The Byzantine Empire.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

=======

I recently finished a book on the history of the Church from the Crucifixion up to the 1054 schism, so let's go!

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 08:36 PM (2ap+5)

326 I wonder how many votes Angie Nixon got. She is bug nuts crazy and racist and anyone who would actually vote for her is in the same boat.
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My description is shorter: a "fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (Cjcf6)

327 Tom Tillis was positively fapping furiously at the thought of his seat being lost to a dem shitwheel

That will get that big meanie Trump

RINOS suck balls

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (fapp/)

328 Uncertain, Texas is the essential bellwether vote.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (wVcYX)

329 fuxx snuzz calls VT governor race for the Repub

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (5Op5D)

330 317 Unfortunately, the Congress will become mired in a shitshow of Investigations and Show Trials if we lose them.
___

"Must pass" spending bills will not include funding for ICE.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (Dv3i1)

Aren't they funded to 2029?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (Gb7+b)

331 I capitalize all nics when I respond or refer to them. It’s the proper thing to do, orthographically.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

332 For those of you not wanting to rely on Decision Desk, I thought Crowder's election night livestream in 2024 was accurate. And it's nice to have them cracking wise all night as results come in. I think they are using a few things to make predictions. They have a drinking game going on tonight. And the mocking of CNN is fun.

He's saying to wait on the panhandle, and anyone predicting FL going blue based on early returns needs to calm their butts. I kind of have to agree. But he's calling now that Moody wins.

Long link:
https://rumble.com/v7ht2iy-2026-
midterm-election-megastream-louder-
with-crowder.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a

Short link:
https://tinyurl.com/2hu8ajzf

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (Toos7)

333 Byzantium almost died in the 1000s because one family figured that losing some battles to the Muslims mattered less then claiming the throne for their own...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (sKqQm)

334 Byron Daniels= good? I really haven't paid much attention other states.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (lCppi)

335 It's not "large case ace" it's "Capital A Ace". Give him his due.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (vE0+H)

336 twitchy:

Decision Desk HQ projects Andy Barr wins the KY US Senate General Election

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (CWTWj)

337
Any of you setting your hair on fire are premature, and wrong.

I think it'll grow back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2026 08:38 PM (Cqx++)

338 Quite a turnout in my Ohio precinct earlier today. Hopefully we won't have a drunk in the governor's seat at the end of the evening. And I say that as a former drunk myself. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2026 08:38 PM (ceJ0R)

339 I wonder how many votes Angie Nixon got. She is bug nuts crazy and racist and anyone who would actually vote for her is in the same boat.
Posted by: How Many



Ashley Moody Incumbent R 4,036,884 50.7%

Angie Nixon D 3,836,709

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM (Ckdd9)

340 Decision Desk HQ projects Andy Barr wins the KY US Senate General Election

==

Good

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM (AKptf)

341 "Must pass" spending bills will not include funding for ICE.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:34 PM (Dv3i1)

Aren't they funded to 2029?
Posted by: Nova Local

Oh, right! Nevermind. It'll be something else though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM (Dv3i1)

342 My uppercase handle would be >..

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM (vE0+H)

343 Any of you setting your hair on fire are premature, and wrong.

I think it'll grow back.


Saw a video of some Karen lighting her own face on fire to prove that when the Muzzies did it to that woman in France it was no biggie.

It was...not a good experience for her though

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM (sKqQm)

344 342 It's not "large case ace" it's "Capital A Ace". Give him his due.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (vE0+H)

UppercAce is actually his rap name.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM (aKiSo)

345 Can someone talk me off the ledge?

Please?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (yEz+x)

346 Posted by: Paxton/Lake 2028 at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (jY+lh)

Now, explain to the class what made Paxton a weaker Republican.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (AZDyS)

347 Quite a turnout in my Ohio precinct earlier today. Hopefully we won't have a drunk in the governor's seat at the end of the evening. And I say that as a former drunk myself. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2026 08:38 PM (ceJ0R)

-----------------

Glenn Beck, is that you?

/Heard him say something similar a couple of times lately ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (hxV5/)

348 338 I capitalize all nics when I respond or refer to them. It’s the proper thing to do, orthographically.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (77rzZ)
--
Orthograph deez nutz.

Respectfully, of course.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (oqH4h)

349 thanks again gnats local

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (1wjle)

350 321 You know nothing about it, then.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ)

351 >>ace, i've been here at least since 2004, so i am always glad to chip in
Posted by: gnats local 678
__
I think I arrived around that time too. Not long after that, I got into a scuffle with ace about whether to pardon Scooter Libby. It was my first mention by ace by name, although I had a different nic then.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (CWMF2)

352 Once ICE’s current funding runs out, it is never coming back.

Posted by: Accomack at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (TnuFK)

353 How's TX doing ?
Posted by: runner


We're good. How you?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (Ckdd9)

354 >>> 352 Can someone talk me off the ledge?

Please?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (yEz+x)

Stop paying attention to the faggy trolls.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (PgV1+)

355 I love how you dicks just go about making wild assumptions about why my hair is on fire.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (aKiSo)

356 Wow. So hair is on fire?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

357 My uppercase handle would be >..
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM


Wouldn't it be ::: ?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (7w/AX)

358 Trying out the lowercase thing. Not sure if fits.

Posted by: doof at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (QMAsf)

359 Ashley moody is a Republican and win, correct?

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (lCppi)

360 >>>I think I arrived around that time too. Not long after that, I got into a scuffle with ace about whether to pardon Scooter Libby. It was my first mention by ace by name, although I had a different nic then.

what was the nic?

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (1wjle)

361 I remember 2016, from about 7:30 to 9:00 the trolls were out in force, and then at 9:05pm, lost....... like tears in the rain

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (vE0+H)

362 Must have been a power failure at the bathhouse, and all the fags came here instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (0kX4S)

363 >>.368 Ashley moody is a Republican and win, correct?

yes currently serving, not a surprise

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (1wjle)

364 Angie Nixon D 3,836,709
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:39 PM (Ckdd9)

Thanks rick223! 3,836,709 certifiable loons running around Florida. Looks like I need to buy more ammo.

Posted by: Praise The Lord and Pass The Ammunition at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (Ssbab)

365 364 I love how you dicks just go about making wild assumptions about why my hair is on fire.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Heeee-hoooo!

Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (Dv3i1)

366 Wouldn't it be ::: ?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (7w/AX)

Ah. Clever. I may actually prefer |||

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (vE0+H)

367 Can someone talk me off the ledge?

Please?
Posted by: nurse ratched



Breathe.

Deeply.

God wins in the end.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (Ckdd9)

368 >>>>>I think I arrived around that time too. Not long after that, I got into a scuffle with ace about whether to pardon Scooter Libby. It was my first mention by ace by name, although I had a different nic then.

what was the nic?
__
angler

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (CWMF2)

369 Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (yEz+x)

You have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (Oy/m2)

370 Bonfire of the Follicles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

371 370 Must have been a power failure at the bathhouse, and all the fags came here instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (0kX4S)
-----

Like a little darkness has ever stopped them from blowing a parade of dudes.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (oqH4h)

372 Is this the recriminations thread?

I have some recriminations.

Also: I call top bunk in the camps.

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (NlEaG)

373 My uppercase handle would be >..
Posted by: ...

Wouldn't it be ::: ?
Posted by: toby928(c)


Braille nicknames are tight!

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov)

374 I'm so nervous I cleaned the cats' litter boxes a day ahead of time, washed all the dishes, and if someone doesn't stop me, I'm about to put in a load of laundry.

Posted by: Wenda at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (bBnVr)

375 I recently finished a book on the history of the Church from the Crucifixion up to the 1054 schism, so let's go!
Posted by: Oglebay

Title? I'd be interested.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (8B4gm)

376 Speaking of Scooter, compare and contrast the discussion in the media from back then versus the discussion of the autopen pardons under Biden

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (sKqQm)

377 Based on who I'm seeing win right now, I'm not seeing a Blue Tsunami. And if the Dems don't blow out the GOP, even if they barely retake both houses, that's hardly a win.

The out-party should be blowing out the incumbents.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (AZDyS)

378 Somewhere in an alternate universe President DeSantis is kicking ass and he doesn't give two shits that his name isn't on the Kennedy Center.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (/OKHJ)

379 Aftermarket trading is beat down.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (7w/AX)

380
Unfortunately, the Congress will become mired in a shitshow of Investigations and Show Trials if we lose them.
Posted by: garrett

=====================

The classic Nothing Will Happen mode.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (mmrXZ)

381 Trying out the lowercase thing. Not sure if fits.

Posted by: doof at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (QMAsf)
-------------------------------------


this is the true Doof

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (yjPLJ)

382 >>.angler

oh yeah...

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (1wjle)

383 375 Wouldn't it be ::: ?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:41 PM (7w/AX)

Ah. Clever. I may actually prefer |||
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:42 PM (vE0+H)

Maybe instead of a pause '...' go for the manly intersection '-' or even '---'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

384 Can't wait to see chemjeff tonight. And blago. And micturating pete.

They'll all be "celebrating" how they were actually "right". What a life.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (vE0+H)

385 384 362 >>> 352 Can someone talk me off the ledge?

Please?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (yEz+x)

Stop paying attention to the faggy trolls.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (PgV1+)

it's gonna take a miracle to keep the Senate...MN? IF we lose the senate...Trump will be out of office early in 2027, Vance and many cabinet members too

Posted by: zigggggy at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (EDeJ/)

They'd need a supermajority in order to do that and so far we have yet to see any upsets.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (okun6)

386 If Republicans/conservatives don't show up....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (Fv808)

387
It's not "large case ace" it's "Capital A Ace". Give him his due.
Posted by: ...
-----
UppercAce is actually his rap name.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I cannot read that without thinking Camel Case for variable naming. Which my broken mind then went to Camel Toe.

Camel Case Ace, sporting Moose Knuckle.

*my brain is broken*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (SCqrR)

388 All the impeachments are going to be lit.

Trump is going to set a new record of like 100 impeachments.

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (NlEaG)

389 Glenn Beck, is that you?

/Heard him say something similar a couple of times lately ...


Nah, it just happens to be something he and I have in common. Been a long time since I've followed him.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (ceJ0R)

390 twitchy: what..?

DSA Watch
@DSA_Watch

Abdul El-Sayed is currently underperforming Jocelyn Benson by 8 points in Michigan.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (CWTWj)

391 Can someone talk me off the ledge?

Please?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (yEz+x)

--------------

We've survived Islammunist Death Cults before ... like during The First Crusade (1096–1099).

/Here's hoping for some pleasant sea otter dreams.

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (hxV5/)

392 Also: I call top bunk in the camps."

You''re gonna walk in willingly?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (5Op5D)

393 President DeSantis
-------------

LOL ok

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (vE0+H)

394 Abdul is ins he is going to be insufferable.

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (NlEaG)

395 Fox is calling Hillary as the new President once Trump is executed by Spanberger. So there’s that.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (QZThv)

396 366 Lowercase “doof” is obtuse.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (77rzZ)

397 it's gonna take a miracle to keep the Senate...MN? IF we lose the senate...Trump will be out of office early in 2027, Vance and many cabinet members too
Posted by: zigggggy at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (EDeJ/)

I see someone totally doesn't understand how the impeachment and conviction process works...at all.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (Gb7+b)

398 Title? I'd be interested.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (8B4gm)

The Age of Paradise: Christendom from Pentecost to the First Millenium by John Strickland.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (2ap+5)

399 Maybe instead of a pause '...' go for the manly intersection '-' or even '---'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

Might need ... --- ... tonight

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (vE0+H)

400 Trump is going to set a new record of like 100 impeachments.
Posted by: blaster


Articles of Impeachment:

1) Having the unmitigated gall to survive the previous sham impeachment.

2) That's it.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (VHUov)

401 nood

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (1wjle)

402 It would be funny to see the list of impeachments the Dems have written up:

1) Called country X a shithole. IMPEACH
2) Sent illeglas to country X which is obviously a shithole. IMPEACH

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (sKqQm)

403 Two thousand point drop in stock market tomorrow?

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (NlEaG)

404
The out-party should be blowing out the incumbents.
Posted by: McLurkerson

==============

Remember when Obama lost 63 House seats and 6 Senate seats in his first midterm? (And it didn't stop his agenda one bit?)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (mmrXZ)

405 Anyone ask what Michelle Kerr thinks?

Posted by: Gerald Burras at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (As86G)

406
I'm so nervous I cleaned the cats' litter boxes a day ahead of time, washed all the dishes, and if someone doesn't stop me, I'm about to put in a load of laundry.
Posted by: Wenda

How close are you to North Alabama? MegaRoy needs all four of his boxes scooped.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (SCqrR)

407 Again I say it… per RCP, Paxton’s percent of the vote trails Abbott’s by only about 2%…. Abbott is gonna win by way more than 2 points. That is good news for Paxton… he stays within 4 points of Abbott he’s good to go

I’m tired of the negative Nellies already

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (M+uMR)

408 Buying more ammo tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (8B4gm)

409

Tony Kinnett live coverage

www.youtube.com/live/kr6K-Tl4R8k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (Cqx++)

410 Can someone talk me off the ledge?

Please?
---

The Republicans will retain the House and the Senate.

They probably won't do anything with it, but they'll retain it just the same.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (Cjcf6)

411 All the impeachments are going to be lit.

Trump is going to set a new record of like 100 impeachments.

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:44 PM (NlEaG)

-------------

"1000 Indictments of Trump or Bust by 2028!"

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (hxV5/)

412 Fox is calling Hillary as the new President once Trump is executed by Spanberger. So there’s that.

Pretty sure her MO would be execution via memory stick

Not really sure how she'd pull it off but she seems to always find a way

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:47 PM (sKqQm)

413 234 199 can't believe Donalds won't win... I don't even know who was running against him
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:15 PM (+gK6I)

Jolly, former R Congressman, hates Trump, changed parties a few years ago and became all-out D, embraced the platform. His Lt Gov is Gwen Graham, daughter of former Gov, was my Congresswoman one term in Panhandle. Tallahassee politician. Jolly is a Bush guy.
Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2026 08:20 PM (rJD2P

Byron Donalds is the projected winner.

Maybe some of you should cool the fuck out.

Posted by: Maybe Cry Less, Sissies at November 03, 2026 08:47 PM (dXw1r)

414 410 nood
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (1wjle)

there is ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 08:47 PM (AKptf)

415 ace, calling a false nood earns a night in the box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

416 383

it's gonna take a miracle to keep the Senate...MN? IF we lose the senate...Trump will be out of office early in 2027, Vance and many cabinet members too

Posted by: zigggggy at November 03, 2026 08:43 PM (EDeJ/)


Trump isn't going anywhere, even if the Donks have a majority in the Senate. It takes a super-majority (3/5ths, 3/4s, 57/64ths, I don't remember) to remove the President, and they won't have that.

Posted by: a.moron, always been lowercase at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (X5Jzz)

417 I love all the trolls pretending A that they're winning and B that Republicans have done a fucking thing to earn people's vote.

Yeah, blame the guy who literally showed them how to win, and won against every odd you can throw at one person.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (vE0+H)

418 not seeing a nood. am I the only one ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (AKptf)

419 Posted by: Reality at November 03, 2026 08:45 PM (kh4l7)

You sound upset. Are you okay?

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (Oy/m2)

420 Direct to Elon:

Get your ass to Mars!

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (NlEaG)

421 not seeing a nood. am I the only one ?
Posted by: runner


It's there now.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

422 Fake nood gets a night in the box.

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (NlEaG)

423 Night all, calm your tits. What will be will be.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (yjPLJ)

424 Again I say it… per RCP, Paxton’s percent of the vote trails Abbott’s by only about 2%…. Abbott is gonna win by way more than 2 points. That is good news for Paxton… he stays within 4 points of Abbott he’s good to go

I’m tired of the negative Nellies already
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:46 PM (M+uMR)

You are delusional. It’s over for both of them.

Posted by: Unreal at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (b37CM)

425 The Age of Paradise: Christendom from Pentecost to the First Millenium by John Strickland.
Posted by: Oglebay

I wonder how much the poor perception of the Byzantine empire is due to English historians who were biased against Catholic/Orthodox because of England's rather, complicated, history with the Catholics.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (Dv3i1)

426
ace, trolling his Morons.

No noode.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (SCqrR)

427 If we have to worry, worry about SC - Graham is trailing the R Gov R vote by 4 pts...hopefully the R gov is expecting to win in a blowout...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (Gb7+b)

428
Can someone talk me off the ledge?

Please?

===============

We lose the House and Senate. Which means (sob) there's no chance for the SAVE America Act! Or the complete repeal of Obamacare!! Or the impeachment of shit judges! Oh wait...

(Also: Trump 3.0 is unveiled.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)

429 You can't impeach a king.

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (sdSI9)

430
Trump isn't going anywhere, even if the Donks have a majority in the Senate. It takes a super-majority (3/5ths, 3/4s, 57/64ths, I don't remember) to remove the President, and they won't have that.
Posted by: a.moron, always been lowercase at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (X5Jzz)

Man, math kills this blog...for all the fractions, you skipped 2/3 (which is what is needed)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (Gb7+b)

431 348 My uppercase handle would be >..
Posted by: ...


Posted by: Oedipus at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (Z6vKV)

432
not seeing a nood. am I the only one ?
Posted by: runner

================

ace made me look.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (mmrXZ)

433 Just got here so I've no idea what's been discussed. But I worked the polls today (poll, not pole you filthy minded people!) in a 52-48 Red district in NJ. We had easy twice the usual number of people for a midterm election. Sadly, Booker will probably still win the state, but lots of local elections should be good and hopefully VanDrew can hold on down south Jersey.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (3ImbR)

434 Her TV told her Trump was doing that. She also misses her newspaper. She’s 86 and takes lots of pills, some for diabetes. Every now and then, I find an empty bag of Cheetos or Ruffles. I should be more concerned than I am but I am not because my daughter is 12. Kids have a way of focusing the mind.

Posted by: Accomack at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (TnuFK)

435 In good news, SW VA is still R, so VA will be 10-1 at worst...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (Gb7+b)

436 The Germans (esp. the Franks in this story) hated the East (the "Greeks"). Rome needed the Franks (as the Hammer, Chuck Martel, could tell us) and the Franks kind of manipulated the Church a little to alienate the East. The essence of the West is German, so I'm not surprised that we have not given them much sympathy.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (2ap+5)

437 These early returns...to early to see if there is a trend.
By 11pm EST the west coast polls are closed. By then matters should start to firm up in the east and mid-west. Ack! Is it time to start drinking yet?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 08:55 PM (wcyKn)

438 369 Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 08:40 PM (yEz+x)

You have nothing to worry about.
Posted by: dantesed


Not in my state. We will remain progtarded. But I depend on the rest of y’all to not be idiots.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (yEz+x)

439 ---------------------------------

Speak for thyself.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd???
----

Hey!!! Good to see you. 's been a long time.
Hope things are going well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (vOxCS)

440 341 Byron Daniels= good? I really haven't paid much attention other states.
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 08:37 PM (lCppi)

Byron Donalds is currently a FL Congressman. Governor DeSantis is such a good governor, it’s going to is hard for Donalds to follow him, I’m afraid.

Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2026 08:58 PM (rJD2P)

441 436 The Germans (esp. the Franks in this story) hated the East (the "Greeks"). Rome needed the Franks (as the Hammer, Chuck Martel, could tell us) and the Franks kind of manipulated the Church a little to alienate the East. The essence of the West is German, so I'm not surprised that we have not given them much sympathy.
Posted by: Oglebay

I welcome a Frank assessment.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 08:58 PM (Dv3i1)

442 New Mexico is a communist state and it will be one tomorrow. The Republican governor candidate would have been a great governor but, odds on, Biden's Sec. of the Interior, DEI hire extraordinaire, Chief Dreamcatcher is going to win this in walk.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (wcyKn)

443 Byron Donalds is currently a FL Congressman. Governor DeSantis is such a good governor, it’s going to is hard for Donalds to follow him, I’m afraid.


First black governor in the South since Reconstruction! (ignoring Wilder of Va., not south enough)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 09:02 PM (Dv3i1)

444 Looks at this point that Talafreako is winning. I simply can’t believe Texas wants that for their senator. Newsmax says lots of Muslims are new voters in the cities for him.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (Mc/47)

445

I voted about 3 hours ago (San Jose CA area). I voted for 38 (medical stuff), 39 (yet to voter ID) and 42, no on the rest.

Interestingly, the ballot included a list of supporters, so anything supported by Bernie Sanders or the SEIU got a "no".

The broadcast reports show an unusually large percentage of "D" wins. Michigan and Texas seem to be going real stupid, the rest of the country on slightly less so.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 03, 2026 09:11 PM (FlRtG)

446 Glad Byron will be governor most likely! Always liked him on news clips. But the percentage is too small for my liking.

Talafreako would be horrendous. Hoping that doesn't come to pass. Texans, heal thyself of thy woketards and red/green revolution sickos.

Vivek shot himself in the foot saying native Ohioans are idiots and don't deserve jobs, only Indian immigrants should have them. Or strongly implying that. That is all on him. Hope the GOP in OH finds a good person in 4 years.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (Toos7)

447
I can hardly believe what I'm seeing here in SC. Looks like Wilson will pull it out. The county vote totals are blowing my mind, but Darline is going down. Her opponent, well, I don't even want to think about it.

Well, I've seen worse.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (w6EFb)

448 OTOH, North Dakota is looking pretty good.

Posted by: Henry O. at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (Wnkzy)

449 Why would any Muslim vote for Talarico?

Posted by: boatbuilder at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (74hHB)

450 Keisha Lance Bottoms the governor elect of the Great State of Georgia.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (R86kT)

451 >>> Why would any Muslim vote for Talarico?

Useful dhimmi? Allow them to ramp up their influence and vote in sharia law into Texas in 6 years. Help vote in more liberals. The packing in the courts, DC and Puerto Rico a state, only benefits them long term.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (Toos7)

452 >>But I worked the polls today

Hey, how you doin"

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (viF8m)

453 They found 20,000 fake ballots in Houston, they obviously missed millions state wide. This was 2020 type cheating on steroids.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 03, 2026 10:30 PM (WDknQ)

454 Wow, a state will be all red with a couple of blue spots and it's called for the blue ... this is 2020 all over again ...

Posted by: lurk at November 03, 2026 10:35 PM (hXvZk)

455 What proof do I have that the TX vote is all fraud? The Down ticket Dems are all winning too. When Dems create fake ballots they don't randomize the down ticket votes. Who were Talarico's actual voters? Blacks certainly didn't turn out for him after he "beat" Jasmine Crockett in the primary. What appeal to largely Hispanic voters (mostly traditional Catholics) did his heretical religious views have? The fraud to put him in also defeated Abbot in the governor's election.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 03, 2026 10:40 PM (WDknQ)

456 That same fraud defeated Dan Patrick in the LT Governor's election.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at November 03, 2026 10:43 PM (WDknQ)

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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