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Naturalized Violent Insurrectionist Isa Lemgruber Casahuga, aka "Baby Pamper," Who Celebrated and Giggled Over the Vile Public Execution of Charlie Kirk to One of His Friends and Coworkers, Now Fake "Apologizes"

A refresher about this evil Immigrant Whore:



Some months ago I saw someone on YouTube who said he had a consulting job, doing social media research on potential corporate hires. He said that he's told to search for extremist political positions, including the woke ones. He said that young morons are making themselves essentially un-hirable for life with crap like this.

Is this what this whore realized? Or did her family tell her that she was shaming them?

Or did this violent immigrant insurrectionist realize that lying about extremist political positions on her naturalization paperwork was fraud and grounds for denaturalization?


Owen Gregorian
@OwenGregorian

Oct 31

University of Texas Vows It 'Will Not Tolerate' Incitement of Violence After Student's Giddy Poem Celebrating Charlie Kirk's Murder, 'Will Handle This Incident Consistent with the Law' | Cassandra MacDonald, The Gateway Pundit

The University of Texas System issued a pointed statement Thursday after a viral video showed UT San Antonio student Isa Casahuga-Lemgrube gleefully reading a poem at a Turning Point USA campus event that celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

Board of Regents Chairman Kevin Eltife and Chancellor John Zerwas said they were aware of the incident and declared, "We will not tolerate the incitement of violence or the threat of incitement of violence by any member of our UT community. UT San Antonio will handle this incident consistent with the law."

The student, who introduced herself at the microphone as "Pamper Baby," told the crowd she had taken a Plan B and felt guilty as an immigrant before launching into a deranged parody of "The Night Before Christmas."

She recited lines including "It was the night before the Kirkiversary and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse" and "as we solemnly remembered a shot to the neck," then invited people to a "Squirt for Kirk" event.

Afterward, she told Texas Youth Summit founder Christian Collins he was "brave" for being on campus "with no protection, no nothing, no like neck brace."

Collins posted the video of the incident, writing that she read the poem "with such glee," and saying he will pray for her.

Internet sleuths quickly identified the student as Casahuga-Lemgruber, a UTSA student in the class of 2030 majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy.

She attended St. Agnes Academy.

As The Gateway Pundit previously reported, a website was registered under her name, http://isacasahuga.com, and published the poem in full along with family details identifying her mother as Houston realtor Paula Lemgruber Casahuga and her father as Guillem Casahuga, a partner at Arthur D. Little.

The site states that her parents are from Brazil and Spain. Her mother, who also appears to be a leftist, referred to her children as "citizens of the world."

There have been mass calls for the family to be deported.

UT San Antonio spokesperson Joe Izbrand also told the San Antonio Express-News that the university is aware of the incident and takes the matter seriously.

"The sentiments expressed do not reflect the values of our university," Izbrand stated. "The university is reviewing the circumstances through its established student conduct processes, consistent with applicable state and federal law and university policies."

Citing FERPA privacy protections, the school declined further comment on any specific disciplinary action.

Kirk was fatally shot in the neck while speaking at Utah Valley University on September 10, 2025.


I'm pretty sure it's one of those, because this is obviously as insincere as Kristi Noem's ex-husband's foam hooters.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:12 PM




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1 NGO future hires

Posted by: nckate at November 02, 2026 01:12 PM (enNUy)

2 Nooded. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 02, 2026 01:13 PM (NcvvS)

3 1 and fuck that bitch

Posted by: doug at November 02, 2026 01:13 PM (B1+sW)

4 Another crazy lefty bitch.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2026 01:13 PM (UjdFS)

5 Cry more bitch.

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2026 01:13 PM (KDeM8)

6 her mom was apparently already fired from her job

her parents for SURE made her do this

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 02, 2026 01:14 PM (qBivk)

7 There have been mass calls for the family to be deported.

If we were a serious country an immigrant calling for the murder of citizens would have already been deported...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

8 "Kristi Noem's ex-husband's foam hooters."

With balloon-port mouths.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

9 btw immigrants

we need a 40 year moratorium

AT LEAST

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 02, 2026 01:14 PM (qBivk)

10 Comey of course did the same exac thing but he was presumably born here so

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:15 PM (arYYy)

11 I think her parents and their lawyers told her she better apologize because her antics affected them and could become worse.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2026 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

12 "You are forgiven. Now, go back to Brazil. Visa revoked."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:15 PM (IGotw)

13 The People's Paper, comrade.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Cqx++)

14 Is she old enough to be AOC's VP

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:15 PM (arYYy)

15 "majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy"

What a perfect fit she'd be for that career.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

16 Her "apology" was obviously written by a lawyer. She's not the least bit remorseful over what she's said, just the fallout.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 01:16 PM (viF8m)

17 15 "majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy"

What a perfect fit she'd be for that career.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

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I mean...she'd fit right in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:16 PM (IGotw)

18 Viva chalupa.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 02, 2026 01:16 PM (QAvZU)

19 It must be horrible to go out and do what everyone tells you is a moral and just act, and then discover that the loudest response is the calls for denaturalization and expulsion.

Poor think is probably popping Xanax like Rolaids, and that s___ is addictive.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)

20 I don't care that she fake apologized or why she fake apologized and I don't care if type delete type delete type delete although that would be "ironic".

But not funny.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:17 PM (arYYy)

21 AI is good for one thing only:

Faken apology letters.

She did it.

Jason Arday did it.

Some university dean did it.

It's the latest fad.

"Claude, since I don't have a soul or mortal structure, could you write an apology letter for me that looks like I actually feel sorry, when in fact I don't; please make it believable and don't use the word "delve" or too make M-dashes. Print."

Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2026 01:17 PM (HD2n/)

22 I think her parents and their lawyers told her she better apologize because her antics affected them and could become worse.
Posted by: Piper
......

and threatened to cut off her allowance.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

23 @DeepLeaksHQ
IT’S OFFICIAL: John Bolton is now a FELON after pleading GUILTY to unlawful retention of national defense information
He and his mustache have agreed to pay a $2.25 MILLION fine, face up to 60 MONTHS in prison, and forfeit his pension.

Posted by: soap status? at November 02, 2026 01:17 PM (88C+u)

24 The last TX college student -- UT too, IIRC -- got expelled over a very similar stunt.

I suspect she'll at least get the same.

I've heard conflicting reports on whether she herself is here on some kind of visa or was born here.

If she's on a visa, I expect she'll get Marco Rubio-ed all the way back to whatever shithole she climbed out of.

I'd go after her parents too. Why? Why not? They created this vile creep and would-be murderer. They should pay too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

25 I mean, her dad is a lawyer. If she didn't have a legally written statement, it would have been a surprise.

I'd think admin punishment should work here. She should be disenrolled from the university with a letter that forbids the Texas system from ever admitting her again.

I'm leery to punish the parents for the work of the adult kid, unless you can directly show the brainwashing they did to her - then it's all on the table...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 02, 2026 01:18 PM (Gb7+b)

26 Deport.

Posted by: I don't care, Margaret at November 02, 2026 01:18 PM (wfrRd)

27 Forget it, guys. It's all over. I just saw an MSNOW headline, "Blue Wave or Blue Tsunami?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 01:18 PM (ndZc7)

28
her mom was apparently already fired from her job

Posted by: Black Orchid

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Not sure she was fired. Her profile was scrubbed from the real estate orgs she was affiliated with. But I'll take that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:18 PM (mmrXZ)

29 The glasses, Chico, they never lie.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (CwhoI)

30 She said she took plan b.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (hxMfc)

31 The mocking was sincere.
The apology was fake.

A side-by-side of her face during both reveals this completely.

Her whole face is lit up as she reads her poem.

But it's just a wooden "make face look sad" for the apology.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (3cUTc)

32 Shitstorms are brown.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (QAvZU)

33 DEPORT HER AND HER NASTY FAMILY!

This always is my answer now.

GET OUT!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (hzuYO)

34 obviously as insincere as Kristi Noem's ex-husband's foam hooters.
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Ace throwing in the funny Easter Eggs to make sure we are reading. Lol'd here.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (2bFN5)

35 From last thread:

"What could possibly be the UK's strategic goal in attacking Russia?

Other than using "war" as an excuse to oppress its own people, a la "1984"..."


They are pretty openly telling native Brits that they will go fight and die while their immigrants and refugees will not. The goal isn't really to defeat Russia, though that would be a bonus. They goal is to get rid of people the British government finds inconvenient.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

36 She thought she was being so clever and cute.

She's a female douchbag.

If she were my child, everything would stop—tuition, room and board, allowance, a car.

Make that bitch work in this capitalist hellhole.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (iOpI2)

37 The little creep doesn't have a nose ring. At least not in those pictures

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (cfGMy)

38 God desires mercy, not sacrifice.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (hxMfc)

39 She is sorry she got caught and called out for being a jerk.

I'm guessing her rich parents, who where also getting hammered for this, read her the riot act.

Posted by: Ripley at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (GUOwU)

40 If she meant her apology she would have written a poem.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 02, 2026 01:20 PM (IQhz0)

41 "UT San Antonio spokesperson Joe Izbrand also told the San Antonio Express-News that the university is aware of the incident and takes the matter seriously."

College administrator speak for "nothing will happen".

Posted by: illiniwek at November 02, 2026 01:20 PM (vbXSk)

42 >>>Is this what this whore realized? Or did her family tell her that she was shaming them?

Mom is a realtor, Dad is an attorney or other professional of some sort. They know what mess she created for them, herself, and the school.

This should serve as an object lesson for parents and a good example to demonstrate how to STFU about certain things.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:20 PM (DVxMB)

43 "I understand why my words causes so much pain, and I take full accountability for them."

No. No you don't. If you did, you'd atone by doing something concrete, like working in a leper colony for a year. But you won't do that, because like all cosplaying leftists, your parents money and position will shield you from real consequences.

Young people make mistakes and do stupid things, and should be given a second chance, but only after they've paid a price.

A good place to start would be for the university to kick you out, so you had to make a living at something really degrading and difficult, such as cleaning out toilets or coffee barista. It might teach you something.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 02, 2026 01:20 PM (Riz8t)

44 Get out whore. Oh, and what's your OF page? Asking for a wanker friend.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 02, 2026 01:20 PM (bX16E)

45 PS - And if she was not born here, yes, I would support the admin punishment of deportation.

Since we still have birthright citizenship, we are stuck with her otherwise...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 02, 2026 01:20 PM (Gb7+b)

46 Schnitzengruben >>>>> Lemgruber

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 02, 2026 01:21 PM (amcLV)

47 obviously as insincere as Kristi Noem's ex-husband's foam hooters.

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LOL

We are not a serious society.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 02, 2026 01:21 PM (iOpI2)

48 The latest porn genre:

Cutie-pie college girls brainwashed into communist violence.

You can find in the sidebar of porn categories at place like PornHub:

"Amateurs
BDSM
Big Boobs
Cumshots
Cutie-pie college girls brainwashed into communist violence
Deep throat
Doggy-style
..."

Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2026 01:21 PM (HD2n/)

49 I, for one, am shocked that we don't have the Stampede of the Cucks on the right rushing to accept her apology, "cancel culture is wrong, you guys!!"

shit, did I just write Erick Erickson's next tweet?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2026 01:21 PM (3cUTc)

50 Grand opening, grand closing.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 02, 2026 01:21 PM (rJ48h)

51 The apology will last until Democrats are back in charge. Then she will get complete amnesty and be made president of her local chapter of Democrats Retribution Corps, where she will oversee imprisonments. Her parents will be hailed by Democrats everywhere as heroes of the former republic.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 02, 2026 01:22 PM (BvTxf)

52 "majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy"

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Well, I knew it wasn't etiquette.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)

53 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:20 PM (DVxMB)

Anyone interested in changing her mind about being a dumb leftard scumcunt? No, just seeing if they can get it to blow over.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:22 PM (arYYy)

54 "He said that young morons are making themselves essentially un-hirable for life with crap like this."

Yea. They're on the same path as the muslim immigrants and sons/daughters of muslim immigrants in Europe.

These people are completely un-hirable, unsuitable for any productive activity, and the alien worms squirming in their brains compel them to hate and destroy.

Unfortunately, this is a real problem for society because people that are un-hirable and unsuitable are also un-governable. Hence the riots in Paris and elsewhere. These people cannot be governed. They can only be defeated.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

55 She should set up a GoFundMe so that she can appropriately augment her appearance with a nose ring and gauged ears.

Posted by: far cry at November 02, 2026 01:23 PM (wXgT/)

56 "I would never celebrate murder, Erica; it's just this Iran war and that SOB Trump.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 02, 2026 01:23 PM (w8dnx)

57 52 "majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy"

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Well, I knew it wasn't etiquette.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)

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She certainly sounds like a diplomat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 02, 2026 01:23 PM (iOpI2)

58 I'd go after her parents too. Why? Why not? They created this vile creep and would-be murderer. They should pay too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

"Fuck you. WAR!"

Let's act like it.

This chick wants me and mine dead? I'd be a moron (lower case) to not return like for like.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (DVxMB)

59 56 "I would never celebrate murder, Erica; it's just this Iran war and that SOB Trump.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 02, 2026 01:23 PM (w8dnx)

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What Iran war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (IGotw)

60 "He said that young morons are making themselves essentially un-hirable for life with crap like this."

Yea. They're on the same path as the muslim immigrants and sons/daughters of muslim immigrants in Europe.

These people are completely un-hirable, unsuitable for any productive activity, and the alien worms squirming in their brains compel them to hate and destroy.


Sounds like she's perfect for a DEI slot.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

61 I think her parents and their lawyers told her she better apologize because her antics affected them and could become worse.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2026 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)


It may be too late. in 2012 an apology would have been enough, but now the left has spent 10 years forcing apologies and self-denouncements and then using the admission of "thought crime" to beat any opponent into submission, and a lot on the right have decided that is the new rules to play the game.

I am wondering if someone in a really nice suit and shiny shoes to go along with his excellent position may show up at her Dad's office and make the suggestion that little Ms. Citizen of the World might find it more convenient to go be a citizen of the world in another country until she finishes her graduate degree.
I don't know how much SOS Rubio dislikes communists from Latin America and Spain, but I suspect he doesn't like them much

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (rbvCR)

62 If an apology was all it took our prisons would be empty.

Posted by: Bchasm Phone at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (nlJYy)

63 60 These people are completely un-hirable, unsuitable for any productive activity, and the alien worms squirming in their brains compel them to hate and destroy.

Sounds like she's perfect for a DEI slot.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

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We can deport her to France to help their GDP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (IGotw)

64 God desires mercy, not sacrifice.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (hxMfc)

Obedience. God desires *obedience* more than sacrifice. As Samuel told King Saul.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 02, 2026 01:25 PM (lFFaq)

65
Send her back to Brazil so she can be a whore for the Lula government.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 02, 2026 01:25 PM (OkYzo)

66 I'll say this for her "apology"; they've learned that the non-apology apology wherein you blame someone or something else for your sins is not really working anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 02, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

67
"I'm sorry if you're too stupid to grasp what I meant."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 01:26 PM (eRlcH)

68
By the way, her little poetry-reading took place in August. She's had all that time to contemplate her wrongdoing, but the apology happens only after it was exposed?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:26 PM (mmrXZ)

69 I believe in second chances and this C#nt gets everything she deserves, the glee she had talking about Kirk's death and hoping that the guy on the mic gets killed too and they were going to have a party celebrating his death. Deport the Parents f them and this monster.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1ObFL)

70 "I would never celebrate murder, Erica; it's just this Iran war and that SOB Trump.

Except that you did.

Posted by: Halfhand at November 02, 2026 01:27 PM (CZuvr)

71 This is a repost but seems appropriate here.

College Girls Gone Wild!

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)

72 Obedience. God desires *obedience* more than sacrifice. As Samuel told King Saul.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 02, 2026 01:25 PM (lFFaq)
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*sadz*

Posted by: King Agag (what's left of him) at November 02, 2026 01:27 PM (amcLV)

73 69 I believe in second chances and this C#nt gets everything she deserves, the glee she had talking about Kirk's death and hoping that the guy on the mic gets killed too and they were going to have a party celebrating his death. Deport the Parents f them and this monster.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1ObFL)

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Brazil is a glorious nation with a strong dedication to democracy, and they will welcome one of their own back in their welcoming arms without question.

She would have nothing to worry about going back to her ancestral homeland, and in fact it's probably a gift to her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:27 PM (IGotw)

74 God desires mercy, not sacrifice.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 02, 2026 01:19 PM (hxMfc)

Obedience. God desires *obedience* more than sacrifice. As Samuel told King Saul.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 02, 2026 01:25 PM (lFFaq)

I desire sacrifice.

I'd settle for obedience.

I'll get short attention span theater.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:27 PM (DVxMB)

75 Both parents should be fired for causing 'reputational risk' to the firms they are employed by.

She should be deported for inciting or celebration deadly violence, she's an adult.

Funny how these smug, arrogant bullies collapse like a house of cards at the first sign of push-back. Just like profane Michigan nose-ring girl in the last thread as she's cuffed and shoved into a squad car.

It's going to be hilarious to see these little girls squealing like pigs if they're ever successful in voting in a sharia/Koran compliant government.

Vmom has the right idea - deport deport deport!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 02, 2026 01:28 PM (QGaXH)

76 There is an interesting corrolary in American politics to the politics in Israel.

If left leaning people gave up on politics and just focused on themselves their lives would continue as they are now though they would have to find ways to generate value/employment not related to just taking from others.

If right leaning people gave up on politics the left would send us to concentration camps.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

77 "He said that young morons are making themselves essentially un-hirable for life with crap like this."

Yea. They're on the same path as the muslim immigrants and sons/daughters of muslim immigrants in Europe.

These people are completely un-hirable, unsuitable for any productive activity, and the alien worms squirming in their brains compel them to hate and destroy.

Sounds like she's perfect for a DEI slot.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)
______

I don't think these people are even capable of DEI jobs. Even if they are, DEI hiring isn't what it once was, and the pool of DEI applicants is only growing.

Think any of the Paris rioters has a job? I'd say less than 15%.

This vile creep is still in college, and has daddy's money and connections to fall back on, but what job is she suitable for? What company that's not in Gaza would hire her after this?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

78 Forget it, guys. It's all over. I just saw an MSNOW headline, "Blue Wave or Blue Tsunami?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 01:18 PM (ndZc7)

Meanwhile, Nate Silver's final position is that "Republicans still have a lot of winning combinations," and that "death by 1,000 cuts" could ruin the left's night tomorrow.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 01:29 PM (yKhjs)

79 78 Meanwhile, Nate Silver's final position is that "Republicans still have a lot of winning combinations," and that "death by 1,000 cuts" could ruin the left's night tomorrow.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 01:29 PM (yKhjs)

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"It's a 50/50 shot."
-tomorrow afternoon, 89% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:30 PM (IGotw)

80
I, for one, am shocked that we don't have the Stampede of the Cucks on the right rushing to accept her apology, "cancel culture is wrong, you guys!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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There is a stampede of forgiving Christians who are calling for us to accept her apology and move on for mercy's sake. Sure, maybe I'd do that, but I'd also kick her out of the country. I suppose some very Christian woman could forgive her rapist, but she wouldn't go down a dark alley with him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:30 PM (mmrXZ)

81 I suppose since I don’t have any other classes to teach today, I should go put real clothes on instead of workout stuff.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2026 01:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

82 This is a repost but seems appropriate here.

College Girls Gone Wild!

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec


She's the kind of girl that would stab you in your sleep because she saw you looked at a Michael Knowles video on your phone

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

83 Did she say she changed her mind or just that she regretted "saying" her opinion?

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:30 PM (arYYy)

84 In the movie "The Sand Pebbles," I remember what happened to a 'Citizen of the World.'

She needs to be put back into Pampers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2026 01:30 PM (MBS2I)

85 This is a repost but seems appropriate here.

College Girls Gone Wild!

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)

A good companion clip is that ICE protester chick discovering gravity.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:31 PM (DVxMB)

86 This vile creep is still in college, and has daddy's money and connections to fall back on, but what job is she suitable for? What company that's not in Gaza would hire her after this?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)


Ok miss, um, let's try again. Face the camera, and the line is, "How Dare You". Let's get a little less glee in, and make it sound like you are outraged this time. Right? Ok, Acton.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2026 01:31 PM (rbvCR)

87 Citizens of the world should be required to live in international waters, outside of shipping lanes protected by the US Navy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:31 PM (IGotw)

88 She claims her "christian faith" compelled her to reevaluate her vile, giggling monologue. In listening to her disgusting public comment at the TPUSA event, the one thing that NEVER would have come to mind is: Here's a gal with a deep faith in the Savior.

"Depart from me. I never knew you" somehow comes to mind.

Posted by: red speck at November 02, 2026 01:32 PM (Ve/HL)

89 Vmom has the right idea - deport deport deport!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 02, 2026 01:28 PM (QGaXH)

I liked her better when she was more stabby.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:32 PM (DVxMB)

90 Citizens of the world should be required to live in international waters, outside of shipping lanes protected by the US Navy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:31 PM (IGotw)
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Stipulate: coastal waters of Somalia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 02, 2026 01:32 PM (amcLV)

91 87 Citizens of the world should be required to live in international waters, outside of shipping lanes protected by the US Navy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:31 PM (IGotw)

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Bravo.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 02, 2026 01:32 PM (iOpI2)

92 Makes it's own gravy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 02, 2026 01:33 PM (JFwPf)

93 Citizens of the world, Antarctica calls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2026 01:33 PM (MBS2I)

94 "Pamper Baby," not "Baby Pamper!" You're killing me, ace!

Posted by: Kensington at November 02, 2026 01:33 PM (HYqxF)

95 An additional fun fact about Mongolian Murder Twat is that she testified in front of Congress some time ago about how bad the CCP is for oppressing Mongolia.

She's not some rando lunatic. She's connected into politics or NGOs or something. I suspect a nepo baby of some kind.

Scary, but typical.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

96 She claims her "christian faith" compelled her to reevaluate her vile, giggling monologue. In listening to her disgusting public comment at the TPUSA event, the one thing that NEVER would have come to mind is: Here's a gal with a deep faith in the Savior.

If we had an actual press corps, they'd ask her which church she attends and for how long, and can we speak with your pastor?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 02, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

97 the family has a couple of nice houses in Houston, one tucked in the Medical Center at Holcombe and Main and another one in West University...they ain't hurtin' fo sho

Posted by: DanMan at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (8uzBS)

98 What is the matter with these people? They celebrate murdering people for having the temerity to DEBATE them.

Guess they're arguments aren't too good if they can't even be debated.

Posted by: Bulg at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

99 Pilot Debrief ("Hoover") on the Learjet accident. He's usually pretty credible:
youtube.com/watch?v=O0NdP7RZxe0

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

100 Wow, this Isa chick sure seems like a bit of a twat, doesn't she?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (5WPt1)

101 BTW the reaction to Kirk's murder should really worry anyone right of Stalin.

Because Kirk was a polite talker. He wasn't a fire breather let alone a Proud Boy.

If Kirk is worthy of death so is every single person that isn't a hard core leftist.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

102 Citizens of the world should be required to live in international waters, outside of shipping lanes protected by the US Navy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:31 PM (IGotw)


There may still be one living at JFK.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (rbvCR)

103 This is a repost but seems appropriate here.

College Girls Gone Wild!

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec

She's the kind of girl that would stab you in your sleep because she saw you looked at a Michael Knowles video on your phone
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
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A lot of guys still would ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

104 Will wry comments about "helicopter rides" send me to hell? Oh, of course not, because I don't mean them. Right? Right??

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:35 PM (arYYy)

105 Guess they're arguments aren't too good if they can't even be debated.

I've seen several videos on leftwing sites arguing that as a leftwing activist you should never listen to rightwing talkers.

Why?

Well those rightwing arguments were good enough to convince some people their ideas were right, why would you take the risk they might convince you that YOU are wrong?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

106
Did she say she changed her mind or just that she regretted "saying" her opinion?
Posted by: ...

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"After much prayer and reflection..." much self-denunciation, etc.

I don't believe a word of it. Her final plea is to "earn a second chance in life."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (mmrXZ)

107 A lot of guys still would ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

She's like a merry go round of abortion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (DVxMB)

108 BTW the reaction to Kirk's murder should really worry anyone right of Stalin.

Because Kirk was a polite talker. He wasn't a fire breather let alone a Proud Boy.

If Kirk is worthy of death so is every single person that isn't a hard core leftist.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

You have accurately interpreted the current situation.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (yKhjs)

109 78 Forget it, guys. It's all over. I just saw an MSNOW headline, "Blue Wave or Blue Tsunami?"

My prediction: Blue Balls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (GOXeR)

110 If Kirk is worthy of death so is every single person that isn't a hard core leftist.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

I think we figured this out when they tried to destroy Trump's life and family for, checks notes, wanting to do stuff Democrats promised as recently as 2011.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (arYYy)

111 Through Yoda in Star Wars and Shifu in Stargate, boys and men (primarily, although the LESSON itself is not targeted to males alone) are taught to not indulge their worst vices. We try to drill this into our men from an early age. When they do this after their balls drop, they PAY through community shaming, at best.

It is time to start doing this with our little girls, too. There are, if you'll pardon the expression but it's accurate enough for these purposes, 'male-coded vices' and 'female-coded vices'. Yes from catholic school to 'Mean Girls' there are SOME attempts at addressing female-coded vices, but rarely had those been written, much less maintained, into law, much less any public SHAMING, going all the way back to early civ.

Time to start.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (V87Oy)

112 88 She claims her "christian faith" compelled her to reevaluate her vile, giggling monologue. In listening to her disgusting public comment at the TPUSA event, the one thing that NEVER would have come to mind is: Here's a gal with a deep faith in the Savior.

"Depart from me. I never knew you" somehow comes to mind.
Posted by: red speck at November 02, 2026 01:32 PM (Ve/HL)

I suspect for her that the term "her Christian faith" is a bit like "Her truth." Means basically whatever in hell she wants it to mean that particular day at that particular moment. But it sure ain't faith, and it sure ain't the Truth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (5WPt1)

113 College Girls Gone Wild!

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent
.......

How on earth does she pick her nose?

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2026 01:37 PM (UjdFS)

114 >>If Kirk is worthy of death so is every single person that isn't a hard core leftist.

That's why they call us Nazis and fascists. Not because they believe it, because when you dehumanize someone it's a signal to the crazies that you can be killed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 01:37 PM (viF8m)

115 I thought her acting was impressive.

But she was acting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)

116 I don't believe a word of it. Her final plea is to "earn a second chance in life."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (mmrXZ)

Like she wanted Charlie to have a second chance?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 01:37 PM (yKhjs)

117 I don't believe a word of it. Her final plea is to "earn a second chance in life."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (mmrXZ)

I, too, just wanted a second chance in life.

-The Scorpion

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:37 PM (arYYy)

118 But they are the Party of Inclusion...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2026 01:37 PM (MBS2I)

119 If Kirk is worthy of death so is every single person that isn't a hard core leftist.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

You have accurately interpreted the current situation.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (yKhjs)

Which is why sympathy, compassion, and forgiveness is lost on these types.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:37 PM (DVxMB)

120 "I would never celebrate murder, Erica; it's just this Iran war and that SOB Trump.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 02, 2026 01:23 PM (w8dnx)

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What Iran war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (IGotw)


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Wait a few weeks. Rumors abound of a major strike after the elections.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 02, 2026 01:38 PM (zafwz)

121 The definition of sin is when someone goes against Obama's values.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:38 PM (arYYy)

122 El gato aka bad cattitude has a long essay centering around Isa and her ilk and the NPCs:

https://tinyurl.com/yjddrwje

Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 01:38 PM (kX27y)

123 Speaking of Star Wars I see there are a bunch of memes now of Anakin Skywalker representing young male disillusionment with the current leftwing order of society - often better then anything Lucas wrote.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

124 Yes from catholic school to 'Mean Girls' there are SOME attempts at addressing female-coded vices, but rarely had those been written, much less maintained, into law, much less any public SHAMING, going all the way back to early civ.

Time to start.
Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at November 02, 2026 01:36 PM (V87Oy)

You have no idea how girls shame each other, do you? That bitch will be kicked out of the sorority and shunned by any other girls who want to get good jobs out of college. She won't be invited to any parties, or study groups, and she will sit by herself at the commissary.

That may or may not bother her too much, but since she is so performative to get attention, this one will haunt her.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2026 01:39 PM (5WPt1)

125 An additional fun fact about Mongolian Murder Twat is that she testified in front of Congress some time ago about how bad the CCP is for oppressing Mongolia

Chinese diplomats must love it when oppressed minorities go abroad and do psycho shit like this (or, for the Uyghurs, join ISIS).

"Xi, and I told you so"

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 01:39 PM (88C+u)

126 120 Wait a few weeks. Rumors abound of a major strike after the elections.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 02, 2026 01:38 PM (zafwz)

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Wait...you mean a blockade where Iran occassionally throws some TEMU drones at cargo ships doesn't count as a war on par with Vietnam?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:40 PM (IGotw)

127 often better then anything Lucas wrote.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

Low bar.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 01:40 PM (DVxMB)

128
What is the matter with these people? They celebrate murdering people for having the temerity to DEBATE them.

Posted by: Bulg

===============

These people have no idea what Charlie Kirk did or who he was. If you ask them exactly how he was "hateful," they won't have a quote or an incident, just a bunch of doofus impressions and broad claims.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:40 PM (mmrXZ)

129 Heh, turns out that no matter how large the Smart Girl glasses are, ugly ignorance is not overcome.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 01:40 PM (XeU6L)

130 Funny how these smug, arrogant bullies collapse like a house of cards at the first sign of push-back. Just like profane Michigan nose-ring girl in the last thread as she's cuffed and shoved into a squad car.

It's going to be hilarious to see these little girls squealing like pigs if they're ever successful in voting in a sharia/Koran compliant government.

Vmom has the right idea - deport deport deport!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 02, 2026 01:28 PM (QGaXH)

She's already out and about.
https://tinyurl.com/bdxvtywf

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 02, 2026 01:41 PM (hmYU4)

131 Wait...you mean a blockade where Iran occassionally throws some TEMU drones at cargo ships doesn't count as a war on par with Vietnam?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:40 PM (IGotw)

No.

Tucker has started saying that Trump is going to "deploy nuclear weapons" against Iran in the next few days.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 01:42 PM (yKhjs)

132
I just saw an MSNOW headline, "Blue Wave or Blue Tsunami?"

Big Blue Marble

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 02, 2026 01:42 PM (Cqx++)

133 123 Speaking of Star Wars I see there are a bunch of memes now of Anakin Skywalker representing young male disillusionment with the current leftwing order of society - often better then anything Lucas wrote.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

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There have been breakdowns of why it works, and it's because Lucas was so bad at arguing for his preferred moral order (essentially, shitlib boomer progressivism) that it makes Anakin sympathetic to those who see in him someone who grew up in shitlib boomer progressivism, was promised great things, told everything he wanted because of his own abillity and skill weren't allowed, and then destroyed when he tried to fix things, as themselves.

I mean, how bad was the emperor in the prequels?

What did he doe that was...bad? He subverted a democratic establishment that had become corrupt and ineffective by the movies' own admissions. And then he ordered Anakin to kill some kids late in the process because Lucas couldn't let Anakin still be the good guy by any measure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:42 PM (IGotw)

134
tcn, really? I bet her sorority sisters and mess hall pals think the same way she does and are giving her herb tea and reassurances.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (mmrXZ)

135 If Kirk is worthy of death so is every single person that isn't a hard core leftist.


The Kirk hate is so revealing. He was just interested in debate and persuasion without name calling and insults, like the left always claims it is all for. And he was very good at it, especially with young people. They knew what a danger he was.

Posted by: Ripley at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (GUOwU)

136 These people have no idea what Charlie Kirk did or who he was. If you ask them exactly how he was "hateful," they won't have a quote or an incident, just a bunch of doofus impressions and broad claims.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Let's call it Kirk Derangement Syndrome. It would be amusing, were it not the seeming work of the devil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (XeU6L)

137 after a viral video showed UT San Antonio student Isa Casahuga-Lemgrube gleefully reading a poem at a Turning Point USA campus event that celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

Do better Owen, sheesh.

"after a viral video showed UT San Antonio student Isa Casahuga-Lemgrube gleefully reading a poem that celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point USA campus event that celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk."

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (9ZFZd)

138 131
No.

Tucker has started saying that Trump is going to "deploy nuclear weapons" against Iran in the next few days.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 01:42 PM (yKhjs)

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And when it doesn't happen, "Well Tucker was right. He let the cat out of the bag and Trump was too scared to do it in response, even though he only has one master who is Bibi."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (IGotw)

139 77...This vile creep ..... has daddy's money ....,

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

"She's got her daddy's money and her momma's good looks....

an she's lookin at me...."

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 02, 2026 01:44 PM (QGaXH)

140 An additional fun fact about Mongolian Murder Twat is that she testified in front of Congress some time ago about how bad the CCP is for oppressing Mongolia

Chinese diplomats must love it when oppressed minorities go abroad and do psycho shit like this (or, for the Uyghurs, join ISIS).

"Xi, and I told you so"
Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 01:39 PM (88C+u)
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Yup. The reality is that most of the "CCP is oppressive and real sucky" from countries like Mongolia and Tibet has nothing to do with Mongolians being freedom-loving people.

They are just as commie and oppressive as the CCP. It's just that they want to be the ones oppressing their own people, rather than the CCP.

The Dalai Lama is a straight-up admitted commie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

141 120 "I would never celebrate murder, Erica; it's just this Iran war and that SOB Trump.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 02, 2026 01:23 PM (w8dnx)

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What Iran war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:24 PM (IGotw)


----

Wait a few weeks. Rumors abound of a major strike after the elections.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 02, 2026 01:38 PM (zafwz)

Oil prices are down a lot today on last minute diplomatic talks. Very much up in the air at the moment.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 02, 2026 01:45 PM (okun6)

142 It's "Pamper Baby", NOT "Baby Pamper"....I don't know why, but the fact that so many people reverse the words fucking annoys me.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 02, 2026 01:45 PM (9bpxs)

143 140 The Dalai Lama is a straight-up admitted commie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

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Doctrinal Marxist, actually.

He's really thought a lot about his communism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:45 PM (IGotw)

144 "Blue Wave or Blue Tsunami?"
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Ha! They did the thing.

The shit or garbage thing.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:45 PM (arYYy)

145 Her prayers? Her faith? Seriously?

My doubts she has changed or even reflected. It's all to save her butt from the fire.

Expel her from the U. Deport. She is a perfect Lula supporter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)

146 A lot of guys still would ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I posted earlier this AM a link to a review of "Wrath of the Righteous", a old Pathfinder game turned into an isometric CRPG. The action takes place in Sarkoris which now has a little demon problem.
It focused on the romance option for Camellia, a half-elf who thinks her skull is also hosting a "spirit" or something.
No, you can't fix her. You can romance her but she's going to ask you to partake in the human sacrifices her "spirit" wants. Which will make you chaotic evil too.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (88C+u)

147 Baby Pamper, Tee-Tee fetish?

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (LHPAg)

148 I mean, how bad was the emperor in the prequels?

What did he doe that was...bad? He subverted a democratic establishment that had become corrupt and ineffective by the movies' own admissions. And then he ordered Anakin to kill some kids late in the process because Lucas couldn't let Anakin still be the good guy by any measure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:42 PM (IGotw)

He orchestrated the war itself.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (okun6)

149 The Dalai Lama is a straight-up admitted commie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

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Doctrinal Marxist, actually.

He's really thought a lot about his communism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:45 PM (IGotw)
______

He must have lotsa ways to improve communism and make it work then

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

150 She is a pure, distilled communist nepotwat.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

151 148 He orchestrated the war itself.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (okun6)

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He orchestrated a war against a tyrannical regime that held onto the mantle of democracy.

Sic semper tyrannus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:47 PM (IGotw)

152 >>@TheMilkBarTV

>>🚨Tucker Carlson warning Trump "may be within days launching a nuclear strike on Iran" might mean something...

>>If he hadn't been making THE EXACT SAME hysterical prediction monthly since April.


https://tinyurl.com/hhvjpua6

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 01:47 PM (viF8m)

153
There have been breakdowns of why it works, and it's because Lucas was so bad at arguing for his preferred moral order


I do have to laugh at Lucas's attempt at a take on politics.

In the original movie the Empire was just sort of the NAZIs, without much explanation.

But in the prequels the religious fanatics that abduct children and allow slavery, the Jedi, are the good guys. The people that want out of the corrupt "Republic" like Dooku are patsies. And the Empire is bad because uh...they oppose the Jedi.

The absolute best line was "Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes" which is in and of itself an absolute.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

154 9 btw immigrants

we need a 40 year moratorium

AT LEAST
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 02, 2026 01:14 PM (qBivk)

LEGAL immigration is at 1.5 million per year. Over 30 years, that is 45 million people. Census says we have 50 million foreign born... note, this does not even count illegals, or those who don't answer the census.

If'n we have 30 million Illegals, which is a low ball estimate IMO... Almost 23% of people living here, are not natural born US Citizens... and you cannot assimilate that large of a cultural difference.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 01:48 PM (mP0Kj)

155 The Kirk hate is so revealing. He was just interested in debate and persuasion without name calling and insults, like the left always claims it is all for. And he was very good at it, especially with young people. They knew what a danger he was.

Posted by: Ripley at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (GUOwU)

Except it totally tracks because the Left doesn't do debate and persuasion, just insults, intimidation, cheating and threats.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:48 PM (arYYy)

156 153 But in the prequels the religious fanatics that abduct children and allow slavery, the Jedi, are the good guys. The people that want out of the corrupt "Republic" like Dooku are patsies. And the Empire is bad because uh...they oppose the Jedi.

The absolute best line was "Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes" which is in and of itself an absolute.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

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"Sure, the system is deeply corrupt and oppressive to the point where trade federations are trying to break away just so they can operate, but we must maintain it because we call it democracy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:49 PM (IGotw)

157 >>A lot of guys still would ....


She announced her Plan 'A' is to take Plan 'B'.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 01:49 PM (Qugny)

158 He orchestrated the war itself.

BTW you could significantly improve the movies by removing that.

Let the separatists be separatists because they want out of the Sith controlled corrupt republic and the Jedi too blinded by arrogance and legalism to see it and the movies actually have some emotional and logical resonance.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

159
Wait...you mean a blockade where Iran occassionally throws some TEMU drones at cargo ships doesn't count as a war on par with Vietnam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:40 PM (IGotw)


What's going on now doesn't count as Grenada.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 02, 2026 01:49 PM (zafwz)

160 The Dalai Lama is a straight-up admitted commie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Big hitter, the Lama.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 02, 2026 01:49 PM (i/LKe)

161 The Kirk hate is so revealing. He was just interested in debate and persuasion without name calling and insults, like the left always claims it is all for. And he was very good at it, especially with young people. They knew what a danger he was.
Posted by: Ripley at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (GUOwU)

he was a nice guy non threating but he was murdered, they danced on his grave tried to take his words out of context and make him a Racist, it's why what they did in Chile with throwing commies out of helecopters, they made a movie about it called the RED HANGER, I know they are going to try and paint the commies in a good light but f them

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (1ObFL)

162 149 The Dalai Lama is a straight-up admitted commie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

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Doctrinal Marxist, actually.

He's really thought a lot about his communism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:45 PM (IGotw)
______

He must have lotsa ways to improve communism and make it work then
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

Well, he can give you a moment of total enlightenment!

Posted by: Carl Spackler at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)

163
I can't imagine any young woman who aspires to be strong and independent calling herself "Pamper Baby." It sounds like she's looking for a sugar daddy or some onlyfans followers -- or maybe the true type of these bitches is "I'm rich and you're not."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (mmrXZ)

164 The absolute best line was "Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes" which is in and of itself an absolute.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)
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The correct response to Anakin whining that from his POV the Jedi are evil is, "Don't give me that moral-relativist bullshit!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (amcLV)

165 The leftist press declares a blue wave coming just about every election. Sometimes you're right if you always call heads, and about the same wrong. But the point is to influence not deliver news.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)

166 159
Wait...you mean a blockade where Iran occassionally throws some TEMU drones at cargo ships doesn't count as a war on par with Vietnam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:40 PM (IGotw)


What's going on now doesn't count as Grenada.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 02, 2026 01:49 PM (zafwz)

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"But it's pissed off the Republican base so much that 20% of Republicans are going to vote for Talarico."
-pollsters

6% of Republicans voted for Beto, and Beto was significantly less weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (IGotw)

167 Pretty sure that Isa chick is just bitter about the name she has to wear.

Posted by: scottst at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (9kWKX)

168 162 Well, he can give you a moment of total enlightenment!

Posted by: Carl Spackler at November 02, 2026 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)

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#3 in the Dalai Lama's pick up lines he uses at closing time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (IGotw)

169
Daddy needs to have his clients' escrow funds audited, to ensure that they've received the best legal advice and management available. I don't for a second think that Daddy's been skimming funds from those escrow accounts, but showing those nasty Conservatives just how trustworthy a left-wing attorney can be would shame them into submission.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (y9nCu)

170 warning Trump "may be within days launching a gladiator movie on Iran"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (hZ92/)

171 >>Well, he can give you a moment of total enlightenment!

So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (viF8m)

172 There are pictures of Temu the Sane out there. In her underwear with the nosering and a body covered in tats.
She's a Mongol barbarian and, no, there's no fixing that. She'd have to want not to be a crazy bitch.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (88C+u)

173 134
tcn, really? I bet her sorority sisters and mess hall pals think the same way she does and are giving her herb tea and reassurances.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:43 PM (mmrXZ)

Maybe not, considering where she goes to school. At least not all of them. Most SEC (even the ones who might not be wholly accepted as SEC) schools are conservative relative to other schools. Texas isn’t UGA, mind you. And none of them are quite us on the conservative scale, or Hillsdale, but they are not Brown, either. As she has become a bit of a pariah, her sorority sisters aren’t going to be so loving.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

174 If they can get to Kirk, they can get to Picard.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (arYYy)

175 >>Tucker Carlson warning Trump "may be within days launching a nuclear strike on Iran" might mean something...


This fucking retard.

100% of our actions in Iran have been prioritizing the safety of the Civilian Population.

So, logically, our next step will be to drop a nuke on those same Citizens...

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 01:52 PM (Qugny)

176 170 warning Trump "may be within days launching a gladiator movie on Iran"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (hZ92/)

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Unluckily for Trump, Iran is stronger than ever now that their manufacturing base has been destroyed, their leadership whittled down to third-stringers, and 90% of their trade cut off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:52 PM (IGotw)

177
Gruber has sadz

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2026 01:52 PM (NtVYv)

178 177
Gruber has sadz

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2026 01:52 PM (NtVYv)

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False.

Simon Peter Gruber was using the death of his brother, Hans, as a deception in order to steal gold from the Federal Reserve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:53 PM (IGotw)

179 170 warning Trump "may be within days launching a gladiator movie on Iran"
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (hZ92/)

Well.... 300 was the Spartans against Persians...

And Persia morphed into Iran.... sooo....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 01:53 PM (mP0Kj)

180 Beato was a little like Bill Clinton - he'd probably be fun in a bar but don't leave your wife or daughter alone around him.

Talarico would be no fun in a bar and you have to make sure not to let your male children alone with him...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

181 So Democrats were all forced to "disavow" Cuyahoga before the election here right?

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:54 PM (arYYy)

182 >>Unluckily for Trump, Iran is stronger than ever now that their manufacturing base has been destroyed, their leadership whittled down to third-stringers, and 90% of their trade cut off.


Poised for Victory, they are.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 01:54 PM (Qugny)

183 A river in Ohio?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 02, 2026 01:54 PM (QAvZU)

184 This just in...

A CNN political editor has recently called the odds of the so-called Blue Wave actually taking place range from 'shit to fucking shit'...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 02, 2026 01:54 PM (9bpxs)

185 Iran has one path to victory. Get enough Dems elected to impeach Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

186 Pamper Baby
Just fuck off back to Lula's Brazil, you're ill
Been a vile dumb bitch
Pamper Baby
So hurry out the country tonight

Posted by: far cry at November 02, 2026 01:55 PM (wXgT/)

187 Unluckily for Trump, Iran is stronger than ever now that their manufacturing base has been destroyed, their leadership whittled down to third-stringers, and 90% of their trade cut off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:52 PM (IGotw)


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Despite the degradations visited upon them, there is no crushing the Iranian revolutionary spirt. They are the Cuba of the Middle East.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 02, 2026 01:55 PM (w8dnx)

188 185 Iran has one path to victory. Get enough Dems elected to impeach Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

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Because Iran thinks we have a parliamentary system and that Trump will no longer be prime minister after the House of Commons elects a new one.

Iran is run by fucking retards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:55 PM (IGotw)

189 A lot of guys still would ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I posted earlier this AM a link to a review of "Wrath of the Righteous", a old Pathfinder game turned into an isometric CRPG. The action takes place in Sarkoris which now has a little demon problem.
It focused on the romance option for Camellia, a half-elf who thinks her skull is also hosting a "spirit" or something.
No, you can't fix her. You can romance her but she's going to ask you to partake in the human sacrifices her "spirit" wants. Which will make you chaotic evil too.
Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 01:46 PM (88C+u)
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A lot of guys still .... would

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

190 St Agnes Academy is less than a mile from the house my parents lived in for 35 years. We moved there in 1969 and sometime in the 1980s, the Vietnamese started moving in. The area is long ruined thanks to third world immigration, as usual. Denaturalize and deport these little tyrants.

Posted by: TxAnn at November 02, 2026 01:56 PM (itAg7)

191 187 Despite the degradations visited upon them, there is no crushing the Iranian revolutionary spirt. They are the Cuba of the Middle East.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 02, 2026 01:55 PM (w8dnx)

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They've been dealing with increasing factional and sectarian violence in the last few months as the IRGC's grip has slipped, inflation has exploded, and their trade has collapsed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:56 PM (IGotw)

192
15 year old genius - what's making these girls so violent???


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
2h
ANOTHER ass*ssination threat against Trump

A 15yo Mainland High School student in Daytona Beach, FL, was ARRESTED after she typed "how to kill the president" on a school-issued account.

She reportedly resisted arrest by kicking and swinging her arms in an attempt to avoid getting handcuffed.

This is the second arrest related to death threats against the President in the last week.

The Left is a death cult.

Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 01:57 PM (kX27y)

193
She is a pure, distilled communist nepotwat.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

===============

And you and I will someday pay her lavish salary for advising and enacting commie policy. I intend to follow that nepobitch.

I've caught up with another, well not a nepobitch, but remember Edith Macias, who grabbed a guy's MAGA hat and told him "We're gonna get rid of all y'all"? At last sighting, she was broke and facing eviction, posting gofundmes and trying to get scholarships or fellowships at University of Arizona.

This Casahuga bitch should be easy to follow because the type of career she seems to want depends on a social media presence and some sort of public life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)

194 Trump is going to the HOT GATES!
- Tucker Ephialtes

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2026 01:57 PM (n5tGW)

195 referred to her children as "citizens of the world."

Soooo, you're renouncing yours and your children's US citizenship, then? Well, there's the door. Don't let it hit ya on the way out.

Posted by: GWB at November 02, 2026 01:57 PM (kU0PQ)

196 15 year old genius - what's making these girls so violent???
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Indoctrination and propaganda

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:57 PM (arYYy)

197 Wasn't there a movie ",Crazy Immigrant Chicks" ? If not there should be
Not as if we didn't have enough bat shit crazy leftist white girls, the Dems import more

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 01:58 PM (cfGMy)

198 No, you can't fix her. You can romance her but she's going to ask you to partake in the human sacrifices her "spirit" wants. Which will make you chaotic evil too.

[Spoiler!]
She's actually just a psychopath that likes killing people, not even some sort of demon worshiper.

The same people made a W40K game and you can "romance" a dark elf and its much the same...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

199 Homan, paging Tom Homan and crew; clean up in Houston TX.
Small but highly toxic shit spill. This is a national environment
excrement that requires immediate attention.
Promises of media attention and irrefutable headlines to follow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 01:58 PM (xHEjv)

200 Oh, my... Flaming skull time?

John Bolton pled guilty to keeping classified material, and his plea deal is over $2 million in fines, and possibly 60 months in Fed Prison.

How far, the Stache, has fallen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 01:58 PM (mP0Kj)

201 >15 year old genius - what's making these girls so violent???


Estrogen.

Or, Toxic Femininity.

Take your pick.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 01:59 PM (Qugny)

202 200 Oh, my... Flaming skull time?

John Bolton pled guilty to keeping classified material, and his plea deal is over $2 million in fines, and possibly 60 months in Fed Prison.

How far, the Stache, has fallen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 01:58 PM (mP0Kj)

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"This doesn't count as something happening because John Bolton holds the title of Republican. The uniparty isn't actually a thing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 01:59 PM (IGotw)

203
Democrat Disavow Counter: 0

Thank You Come Again

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 01:59 PM (arYYy)

204 Even old turtle-head Dave took a poke at this:

@iowahawkblog Oct 29
So she's a Lemgruber from Brazil you say?
( pic from Boys from Brazil )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2026 01:59 PM (nEUC6)

205 200 Oh, my... Flaming skull time?

John Bolton pled guilty to keeping classified material, and his plea deal is over $2 million in fines, and possibly 60 months in Fed Prison.

How far, the Stache, has fallen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 01:58 PM (mP0Kj)

Sorry, just saw this was months ago... didn't see anything about it at the time...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 02:00 PM (mP0Kj)

206
PIPER, by the way, great clothes last night. I especially loved those ducky little purses. I can't get one because of my thrifty nature. I have a purse that refuses to die, so I have no excuse to get a new one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 02:00 PM (mmrXZ)

207 A 15yo Mainland High School student in Daytona Beach, FL, was ARRESTED after she typed "how to kill the president" on a school-issued account.
She reportedly resisted arrest by kicking and swinging her arms in an attempt to avoid getting handcuffed.


Seems Sarkoris isn't the only place with a little demon problem.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 02:00 PM (88C+u)

208 Saw a lot of vids with college girls Halloween costumes as bleeding Charlie Kirks. I've always liked dark humor but this is scummy
Now get off my lawn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 02:00 PM (cfGMy)

209 Bolton has $2,000,000 to pay a fine?

Posted by: mr tmz at November 02, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ48h)

210 15 year old genius - what's making these girls so violent???


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
2h
ANOTHER ass*ssination threat against Trump

A 15yo Mainland High School student in Daytona Beach, FL, was ARRESTED after she typed "how to kill the president" on a school-issued account.

She reportedly resisted arrest by kicking and swinging her arms in an attempt to avoid getting handcuffed.

This is the second arrest related to death threats against the President in the last week.

The Left is a death cult.
Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 01:57 PM (kX27y)
____

We should remember that the most violent and brutal of Mao's red shirts, and the ones most insanely dedicated to the cause, were young ladies.

Many of these girls were so pathologically dedicated they wouldn't stop even after the red shirts were disbanded for becoming far more trouble than they were worth. The red army ended up killing tons of them because they would not give it up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

211
It has been 16 Bajillion minutes since the last Democrat was forced to disavow leftist violence and threats

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:01 PM (arYYy)

212 Maybe not, considering where she goes to school. At least not all of them. Most SEC (even the ones who might not be wholly accepted as SEC) schools are conservative relative to other schools. Texas isn’t UGA, mind you. And none of them are quite us on the conservative scale, or Hillsdale, but they are not Brown, either. As she has become a bit of a pariah, her sorority sisters aren’t going to be so loving.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2026 01:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Also generally speaking Greek life doesn't really cater to the septum piercing and gauged earlobes crowd, at least it didn't back *mumble* years ago when I was in a frat. We really didn't get too many of those kinds of chicks at our parties.

Posted by: ballistic at November 02, 2026 02:01 PM (oqH4h)

213 Flipped over to Clay & Buck because Vince Coglianese is out today, and had to shut it down less an hour in. What a couple of miserable downers. Ugh.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at November 02, 2026 02:02 PM (3ImbR)

214 >>We should remember that the most violent and brutal of Mao's red shirts, and the ones most insanely dedicated to the cause, were young ladies.


The same types who lined up to fuck their way into alignment with the Black Panthers.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 02:02 PM (Qugny)

215 Unexpectedly.

>>@LeadingReport
·
59m
>>Power outage temporarily shuts down heavily Republican-leaning vote center in Mesa, Arizona, per Maricopa County Recorder’s Office.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 02:02 PM (viF8m)

216 The Boss has spoken, he got the "most corrupt" memo that everyone else did -



Bruce Springsteen
@springsteen
·
1h
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.

Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

217 One thing that annoyed me in one of their pathfinder games is one of the most important "good" NPC leaders is an orc (!) gay married to a tranny human (at least its magic and not cosplay I guess?)

Yes at some point Orcs became "just another sentient race" and while its the medieval ages sure women can marry each other...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)

218 Pilot Debrief ("Hoover") on the Learjet accident. He's usually pretty credible:
youtube.com/watch?v=O0NdP7RZxe0
Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 01:34 PM (Jr5Lq)


I shouldn't have listened to the ATC audio.

Posted by: far cry at November 02, 2026 02:03 PM (wXgT/)

219 The red army ended up killing tons of them because they would not give it up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
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If the young women wouldn't turn on The Beatles even after the rest of the world realized they were wankers and moved on, there's no hope.

Posted by: ballistic at November 02, 2026 02:03 PM (oqH4h)

220 >>Power outage temporarily shuts down heavily Republican-leaning vote center in Mesa, Arizona, per Maricopa County Recorder’s Office.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 02:02 PM (viF8m)

This is the strongest argument in favor of Republicans voting early.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 02:03 PM (yKhjs)

221 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Leftists don't apologize

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2026 02:03 PM (Ia/+0)

222 >>>>Power outage temporarily shuts down heavily Republican-leaning vote center in Mesa, Arizona, per Maricopa County Recorder’s Office.


The entire SW, from north of the 4 Corners down to the border, is suffering major Flood Events right now.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Qugny)

223 "Dr. El Sayed"
-------

No relation.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at November 02, 2026 02:04 PM (arYYy)

224
She reportedly resisted arrest by kicking and swinging her arms in an attempt to avoid getting handcuffed.

Posted by: beckster

==============

Just like Miss Mongolia, while people were even telling her to quit kicking and thrashing because she wasn't going to succeed in evading arrest, but was just making things legally worse.

It's crazy the way they think they're going to escape a couple of men twice their size who have Tools of Compliance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 02:04 PM (mmrXZ)

225 BTW the reaction to Kirk's murder should really worry anyone right of Stalin.

Because Kirk was a polite talker. He wasn't a fire breather let alone a Proud Boy.

If Kirk is worthy of death so is every single person that isn't a hard core leftist.
--
Just about every one of us here have written something far more caustic and radical than anything Charlie said

We are all on thier list

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2026 02:04 PM (3cUTc)

226 >15 year old genius - what's making these girls so violent???


Estrogen.

Or, Toxic Femininity.

Take your pick.
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 01:59 PM (Qugny)
________

See my comment above about Mao's red shirts. Ditto girls in cults.

There are a lot of young girls out there that can be fairly easily recruited and trained (brainwashed?) to be unremorseful sociopaths and savage killers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

227 Is there a mod to remove the cornholio from WotC?

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 02:05 PM (88C+u)

228 This Casahuga bitch should be easy to follow because the type of career she seems to want depends on a social media presence and some sort of public life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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It's not just her, she's the front, the product of her parents.
Whatever she deserves her parents deserve more. She didn't
think up that crap at St. Agnes or even UT. She was filled with that
virus before she ever hit school.

Speaking of school, being a citizen of the world having lived in 6 countries one would think a bit of an accent present. Her English sounds that of a native to my tin ear. Curious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 02:05 PM (xHEjv)

229 ... I meant, WotC's WotR.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 02:05 PM (88C+u)

230 Wait a few weeks. Rumors abound of a major strike after the elections.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 02, 2026 01:38 PM (zafwz)
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War, and rumors of war.

And the current crop of nut cases are egged by another civil war nutcase named Chris Murphy, who is more than happy to do his part for ... war.

Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2026 02:05 PM (rj6Yv)

231 >>There are a lot of young girls out there that can be fairly easily recruited and trained (brainwashed?) to be unremorseful sociopaths and savage killers.


Manson knew this, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (Qugny)

232 43. such as cleaning out toilets or coffee barista.
---------------------------------------------
Cleaning out toilets is at least honest work, but cleaning out coffee baristas is too nasty to even contemplate.

Posted by: Martin Tell at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (sFNX2)

233 "This is the strongest argument in favor of Republicans voting early."

Alternatively, it's one of a billion irrefutable arguments in favor of paper ballots and zero electronics in voting. Prior to electricity even being a thing, elections were conducted perfectly well and largely with much better integrity than we have now.

And early voting is indefensible in many ways and should be eliminated.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (U/Byj)

234 She claims her "christian faith" compelled her to reevaluate her vile, giggling monologue. In listening to her disgusting public comment at the TPUSA event, the one thing that NEVER would have come to mind is: Here's a gal with a deep faith in the Savior.

"Depart from me. I never knew you" somehow comes to mind.
Posted by: red speck at November 02, 2026 01:32 PM (Ve/HL)
___

*nods*

Jesus is going to say that to A LOT of Christians.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (/e5FF)

235 I figure you can get arrested quietly, or you can get arrested with a big smelly yellow streak in your pants after getting tasered.
Probably should go with the first option.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (88C+u)

236 206
PIPER, by the way, great clothes last night. I especially loved those ducky little purses. I can't get one because of my thrifty nature. I have a purse that refuses to die, so I have no excuse to get a new one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 02

Thank you! Another reason to move to the south, I have more purses than I will admit too, and we could do a lending library, just purses. lol.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2026 02:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

237 Vile. Apology not accepted.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 02, 2026 02:07 PM (2NHgQ)

238 Didn't Chris Murphy stroke out recently?

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 02:07 PM (88C+u)

239 Amy Acton put on that OU visor in Muskingum County today and she looks pretty good in it.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 02, 2026 02:07 PM (w8dnx)

240 Alternatively, it's one of a billion irrefutable arguments in favor of paper ballots and zero electronics in voting. Prior to electricity even being a thing, elections were conducted perfectly well and largely with much better integrity than we have now.

And early voting is indefensible in many ways and should be eliminated.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (U/Byj)

This is my preferred outcome, but you're never getting that toothpaste back in the tube.

We have to operate in the world that is, not the world we want.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 02:07 PM (yKhjs)

241 Saw a lot of vids with college girls Halloween costumes as bleeding Charlie Kirks. I've always liked dark humor but this is scummy
Now get off my lawn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 02:00 PM (cfGMy)

Was that Ace in the men's outfit ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 02, 2026 02:07 PM (NtVYv)

242
Blade of green anyway, Anthony Wiener never did get his life back. He came scary-close though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 02:08 PM (mmrXZ)

243 I had a kid come to my door dressed as a teenage mutant ninja turtle (they are still a thing I guess?) and I asked him which one he was. "The blue one"

Ok then.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)

244
Oh, my... Flaming skull time?

John Bolton pled guilty to keeping classified material, and his plea deal is over $2 million in fines, and possibly 60 months in Fed Prison.

How far, the Stache, has fallen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 01:58 PM (mP0Kj)





I want to see him frog-marched out of his mansion by the Feds at 2am live on TV. Just for GP.

I also want the waterboarding put up on PPV, but I probably shouldn't be greedy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2026 02:09 PM (y9nCu)

245 Power outage?
Its Sabotage

Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2026 02:09 PM (Ia/+0)

246 There are a lot of young girls out there that can be fairly easily recruited and trained (brainwashed?) to be unremorseful sociopaths and savage killers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
----

- Give me the child when *he's three and I'll give you the man when *he's eight. _paraphrasing a Catholic priest



*he, refers to traditional mankind not a specific sex.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 02:09 PM (xHEjv)

247 "Baby Pamper" who says she took Plan B has more discerning to do about her "christian faith." But to speak about it is probably a HIPAA violation too.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 02, 2026 02:09 PM (hxMfc)

248 That's DOCTOR Fast Talking Shorty to you, peons.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2026 02:09 PM (UjdFS)

249 It's crazy the way they think they're going to escape a couple of men twice their size who have Tools of Compliance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 02:04 PM (mmrXZ)

Tools of Compliance. This is great. I will probably steal it.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2026 02:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

250 How far, the Stache, has fallen.

Posted by: Romeo13
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No more FOX cookies for him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 02:10 PM (xHEjv)

251 With what is going on in the UK, France, Germany, and Poland. The constant bleating about "genocide" in Gaza and the Russan "threat", it seems to me that the globalists are going all in for a Blue victory in the US midterms as a direct assault against US worldwide dominance. A dominance being directed by the Administration to destroy Globalism and to put the United States of America first in freedom and liberty.

Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2026 02:11 PM (rj6Yv)

252 Power outage temporarily shuts down heavily Republican-leaning vote center in Mesa, Arizona, per Maricopa County Recorder’s Office.

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That's why I will wait for election day, because election day is a day for elections!

Posted by: Election Day Purist at November 02, 2026 02:11 PM (AKptf)

253 Bolton has $2,000,000 to pay a fine?
Posted by: mr tmz at November 02, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ48h)


I was wondering about that. Clearly he had something besides his GS salary and his punditry on cable shows to generate some income.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

254 John Bolton pled guilty to keeping classified material, and his plea deal is over $2 million in fines, and possibly 60 months in Fed Prison.
__

A fine and five years at Club Fed for keeping (and likely selling/trading) classified material.

Seems fair.

Not.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 02, 2026 02:12 PM (/e5FF)

255 RCP now shows the Dems are favored to win the following Senate seats:

TX
IA
ME
AK
MI
OH
MN
KS
NH
GA

And Republicans are favored to win

FL

Right, guys. Right.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 02:12 PM (yKhjs)

256 Jesus is going to say that to A LOT of Christians.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (/e5FF)

Pretty sure I'm one of them. I have some really crappy thoughts about people like Bitcha Cuyahoga and on certain days do not regret them.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:13 PM (arYYy)

257 May this scrunt be Culturally Enriched.

Posted by: Jetto at November 02, 2026 02:13 PM (Cpq5w)

258 @springsteen
·
1h
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.
Posted by: beckster
.......

Makes me want to get a nose ring and attack innocent people.

Posted by: wth at November 02, 2026 02:14 PM (UjdFS)

259 255

=

This is either an election unlike any since the 70s because of a war that no one is running on and isn't actually happening, or it's a polling miss so bad that anyone who believes polling after it should be repeatedly called retarded until they kill themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:14 PM (IGotw)

260 >>Cleaning out toilets is at least honest work, but cleaning out coffee baristas is too nasty to even contemplate.

*golfclap* and possibly threadwinner.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (NcvvS)

261 "We have to operate in the world that is, not the world we want."

2 years ago, when I went to my range, I had to account for groups of "migrants" meandering along the county road, or clumped up in a crowd waiting for BP to come "process" them. It was ridiculous.

Now - not a trace of any of that.

I believe legal and other challenges to ranked choice voting are in play. Early voting should be nuked by a constitutional challenge (at least for federal elections), I think there are cases like that in process.

Not betting the house it will happen, or quickly, but seems prudent to not accept any of these voting abominations and try to return to status quo ante.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (U/Byj)

262 RCP now shows the Dems are favored to win the following Senate seats:

TX
IA
ME
AK
MI
OH
MN
KS
NH
GA

Are they pretending that Kalshi odds are poll results? Because I've seen folks on Facebook who do just that.

Posted by: Jetto at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (Cpq5w)

263 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:14 PM (IGotw)

Polling has been desperately wrong for decades and unfortunately no one gives a shit. We kind of alternately talk about it and get scared.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (arYYy)

264 This is either an election unlike any since the 70s because of a war that no one is running on and isn't actually happening, or it's a polling miss so bad that anyone who believes polling after it should be repeatedly called retarded until they kill themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:14 PM (IGotw)


very weird

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (AKptf)

265 At the very least we need to hold the Senate. A Senator is in office for SIX F**KING YEARS.........

We will be stuck with these Cumstains for 6 years. The House is every 2 years. The House can be won back if lost in 2 years, but the Senate cannot.

The Senate is the body that Appoints/Approves Federal Judges. They will appoint UBL and his friends to the Courts...

If this happens the only solution could be Revolt, Secession, or just plain disobedience to the Laws they pass.. We do not need this...

God gave us a great gift, and I hope we are smart enough not to "F**K IT UP"...

I did not sit Nuclear Alert in a B52 for 8 years for these idiots to destroy our country..

GOD BLESS AMERICA......

Posted by: Jackson K. at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (jGtoG)

266 263 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:14 PM (IGotw)

Polling has been desperately wrong for decades and unfortunately no one gives a shit. We kind of alternately talk about it and get scared.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (arYYy)

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"We"

I've openly mocking it for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (IGotw)

267 Are they pretending that Kalshi odds are poll results? Because I've seen folks on Facebook who do just that.

Posted by: Jetto at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (Cpq5w)

YOU WIN A PRIZE!!!

That's exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (yKhjs)

268 The early election numbers look like an above average Rep year.

The polls say the Dems are going to romp after losing an election 2 years ago with no political changes to the landscape since then.

TJM is right and the evidence points to the polling being wrong but I guess we'll see soon

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

269 I think they are just throwing numbers into RCP.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2026 02:16 PM (AKptf)

270 262 RCP now shows the Dems are favored to win the following Senate seats:

TX
IA
ME
AK
MI
OH
MN
KS
NH
GA

Are they pretending that Kalshi odds are poll results? Because I've seen folks on Facebook who do just that.

Posted by: Jetto at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (Cpq5w)

They list polymarket odds next to their average of polls. The poll average also has a Republican leading in Iowa so presumably that was in reference to the polymarket odds.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 02, 2026 02:16 PM (okun6)

271 Pretty sure I'm one of them. I have some really crappy thoughts about people like Bitcha Cuyahoga and on certain days do not regret them.
Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:13 PM (arYYy)
___

lol
He knows.

And Ms. Cuyahoga, like all of us, still need to repent.

And unlike most of us, He will forgive.

Though it seems that I'm in a constant state of repentance whenever I check out the latest news of the day.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 02, 2026 02:17 PM (/e5FF)

272 Nood Bolton pleaded guilty and is a Convicted Felon.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 02:17 PM (yKhjs)

273 268 The early election numbers look like an above average Rep year.

The polls say the Dems are going to romp after losing an election 2 years ago with no political changes to the landscape since then.

TJM is right and the evidence points to the polling being wrong but I guess we'll see soon

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

=

It points to a slight leftward push in contended senate races and a big Democrat overperformance in safe blue states (like NJ and VA).

Remember, in 2018, a D+9 year, the GOP netted 2 senate seats. Because senate races run closer to presidential elections in terms of turnout than midterms, which tend to favor safe enclaves where most of the overperformance happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:17 PM (IGotw)

274 This is either an election unlike any since the 70s because of a war that no one is running on and isn't actually happening, or it's a polling miss so bad that anyone who believes polling after it should be repeatedly called retarded until they kill themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:14 PM (IGotw)
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My best guess is that the polls are badly missing white male working class voters and Dems who are staying home or planning to leave the ballot blank for the federal races.

Posted by: mrp at November 02, 2026 02:17 PM (rj6Yv)

275 "We"

I've openly mocking it for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (IGotw)

I didn't mean you and me. Thought that was obvious

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:18 PM (arYYy)

276 I love this song so much.

Gethsemane - performed by the Mormon Tabernacle and a children's choir combined.

https://youtu.be/2GijSuQM5OU

Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 02:18 PM (mkw2N)

277 Springsteen is another who deserves to be beaten to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 02, 2026 02:18 PM (r2Icn)

278 I would love to see a breakdown of foreign bets on Polymarket and Kalshi as opposed to domestic citizens wagering. I get the feeling that domestic would be much closer to reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 02:18 PM (cfGMy)

279 Though it seems that I'm in a constant state of repentance whenever I check out the latest news of the day.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at November 02, 2026 02:17 PM (/e5FF)

Amen

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:19 PM (arYYy)

280 Polls and Smolls...............

Harris was leading Trump in the Polls 1 day before election day.......

These Pollsters can Suck My Dog's Dick ........

Posted by: Jackson K. at November 02, 2026 02:19 PM (m9UvA)

281 275 "We"

I've openly mocking it for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:15 PM (IGotw)

I didn't mean you and me. Thought that was obvious

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 02:18 PM (arYYy)

=======

I understood, just making the point that for all the failures and blindness to them, some of us have been trying to get people to just give up on polling as indicative of anything.

And...that the derision directed at poll truthers, as I shall deem them, must be ramped up to outright mockery on a relentless scale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 02, 2026 02:19 PM (IGotw)

282 These Pollsters can Suck My Dog's Dick ........

Posted by: Jackson K. at November 02, 2026 02:19 PM (m9UvA)

And how!
- J. Talarico

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 02, 2026 02:20 PM (yKhjs)

283 282 These Pollsters can Suck My Dog's Dick ........

Posted by: Jackson K. at November 02, 2026 02:19 PM (m9UvA)

Where do you live and how long is your Dog's Penis ???

Posted by: James Talarico at November 02, 2026 02:22 PM (jGtoG)

284
There are a lot of young girls out there that can be fairly easily recruited and trained (brainwashed?) to be unremorseful sociopaths and savage killers.


Manson knew this, apparently.
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2026 02:06 PM (Qugny)



I've mentioned this before, but my dad was a CO at Corcoran (double-dipping after retiring from the Navy), where Manson was locked up. Interacted with him virtually every day in the SHU for years. Per Pops, Manson had three types of visitors on visiting day (and he ALWAYS had visitors): his lawyers, journalists/writers doing books on the guy, and young women who swooned over him like he was Elvis Presley.

I'm reminded of a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary

WITCH, n.

1. An ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil.

2.A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2026 02:23 PM (y9nCu)

285 And unlike most of us, He will forgive.

Though it seems that I'm in a constant state of repentance whenever I check out the latest news of the day.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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I ask for forgiveness every day. Sometimes I think we will be forgiven and sometimes I think we're in big trouble.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 02:27 PM (xHEjv)

286 "I understand why my words causes so much pain, and I take full accountability for them."

Which means what? Saying the words means nothing. Tell us, Miss Contrite, what tangible and concrete steps you, yourself, will volunteer to remedy this offense. Don't wait for a litigated "punishment" that may never actually materialize. What will you do NOW of your own accord?

We all know you mean none of it and will do nothing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 02, 2026 02:32 PM (oji8u)

287 going all in for a Blue victory in the US midterms as a direct assault against US worldwide dominance. A dominance being directed by the Administration to destroy Globalism and to put the United States of America first in freedom and liberty.

Posted by: mrp
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That's why Trump is focused on hemispherical independence.
He knows we can't kill it be we can insulate ourselves (this hemisphere). That's why the alliances with our Southern neighbors is working. Even the monarchists realize that with no alliance they will be subjugated to foreign control. Better to be in alliance and rule than to be a dictator in name but a puppet of foreign control.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 02:33 PM (xHEjv)

288 fuick that bitch. sideways, with a pineapple.
She read that poem at a Turning Point event.

Posted by: vivi at November 02, 2026 02:35 PM (7esJd)

289 we should call those things 'fauxpologies."

Posted by: vivi at November 02, 2026 02:36 PM (7esJd)

290 The dildo of consequences seldom comes lubed.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 02, 2026 02:48 PM (JNTt1)

291 Isa, SheWolf of the LessLess

Posted by: Sieg Hi at November 02, 2026 03:04 PM (FxINA)

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