NYT: An Obama-Era Investigation Concluded That Ilhan Nur Said Elmi Entered Into a "Sham Marriage" With Her Likely Brother (But Dropped the Investigation, Of Course)

This is all just a big Right Wing Conspiracy Theory and RUSSIAN Disinformation Campaign, H8rz.

Several current and former law enforcement officials said an Obama-era investigation found some evidence that Ms. Omar had entered into a sham marriage with a man suspected of being her brother.
The federal investigation of Representative Ilhan Omar is focused in part on whether she entered into a sham marriage in 2009 to help a man suspected of being her brother obtain a green card, according to current and former officials familiar with the matter.
The F.B.I. and Department of Homeland Security investigated the marriage in summer 2016, during the Obama administration, and found some evidence that it was fraudulent, current and former officials said.

"Some evidence" = "literally all of the evidence so we dropped it like a hot potato so we could later say 'we reached no firm conclusions'"

Speculation that Ms. Omar committed marriage fraud with a brother has shadowed the Minnesota Democrat's political career for more than a decade and President Trump repeated the accusation last week. She has long called it a right-wing conspiracy theory that federal officials debunked during her first race for elected office in 2016.
But that case stalled chiefly because prosecutors concluded that the potential crime, a felony, fell outside a five-year statute of limitations, according to the current and former officials, most of whose law enforcement careers spanned several presidential administrations.

When Ilhan Nur Said Elmi answered the question "did you marry your brother?" with the answer "not to my knowledge," it immediately struck me that she might have been counseled to avoid directly lying, because a lie could be said to be a continuation of the original conspiracy which would therefore extend the statute of limitations clock.

I didn't mention it because it seemed too speculative.

But given that Ilhan Nur Said Elmi must have known she was investigated by Obama's DHS and FBI, and given that she was surely warned by Obama that she could face potential consequences, maybe it's not such a big speculation to say she's avoiding saying things that could be argued to re-start the statute of limitations clock.

Now the Trump administration, whose top leaders have long reviled Ms. Omar, has revived the scrutiny as one element of a sprawling investigation into the Omar family's journey to the United States as refugees from war-torn Somalia. At issue is her marriage in 2009, when she was already a U.S. citizen, to Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, a British citizen whom she divorced in 2017.

See, it's not that No One Is Above the Law or that cheaters and immigration fraudsters should face justice -- no, it's all about Trump "reviling" this poor immigrant stronk empowered black Muslim woman and daughter of a schoolteacher.

Be better, Trump. #BeBetter.

Democrats are "distancing themselves" from this smelly pirate hooker.

Dozens of House Democrats are keeping their distance from Rep. Ilhan Omar as the Minnesota "Squad" rep faces a federal investigation -- even as party leaders rally behind her and demand that the Trump administration back off.
A letter led by Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-Wash.) and signed by 175 House Democrats accused the Justice Department and the Department of Homeland Security of weaponizing law enforcement against Omar, whose Washington DC home was searched by federal agents earlier this month.
Around 40 Democrats declined to sign the letter from the 214-member caucus.

"Congresswoman Omar is seeking reelection in Minnesota's 5th congressional district in just one week. News of the search warrant, whether properly predicated or not, could affect voters' decisions, which is exactly why federal law enforcement should not engage in such conduct when voters are casting their ballots. This type of interference strips Minnesotans of their right to a free and fair election guaranteed to them under the Constitution," the letter states.

Trump was seeking re-election as the real president of the United States and Democrats charged him with four absurd non-crimes and arrested him.

I thought No One Is Above the Law. No? Was I misinformed?

However, a number of House Democrats declined to sign the letter, a notable show of distance from Omar, who has frequently drawn controversy over her outspoken criticism of Israel and other positions on foreign policy.
Among the lawmakers who didn't sign were Reps. Tom Suozzi, Laura Gillen and Josh Gottheimer, who all represent a district in either New York or New Jersey, where political calculations could make embracing Omar a liability.
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the former Speaker of the House, also chose not to sign the letter even though current Democratic leader Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) did.
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, a Washington Democrat who represents a competitive district, also was not on the letter.
Their absences suggest that while many Democrats are willing to defend Omar against what they characterize as a "politically motivated investigation," others may be wary of tying themselves to the progressive just days before Election Day.

Glenn Beck
@glennbeck
Oct 27
We received an HSI memo from inside the administration revealing federal agents spent 8 months building a case on Ilhan "Omar" before ever knocking on her door.
The leaked document requests her complete, unredacted passport history, targets potential federal violations for false passport statements and false claims of U.S. citizenship, and explicitly raises the prospect of civil denaturalization!
That paper trail explains why two dozen federal agents walked out of her home with her phone, files, and her DNA, and why those grand jury subpoenas went out to her family.
Now, is she going to be convicted, stripped of her citizenship, and deported? Proving this in a courtroom is still a major hill to climb. But if federal law enforcement actually has the receipts to back this memo up... OHHHHH BOY.

We received an HSI memo from inside the administration revealing federal agents spent 8 months building a case on Ilhan "Omar" before ever knocking on her door.
The leaked document requests her complete, unredacted passport history, targets potential federal violations for false passport statements and false claims of U.S. citizenship, and explicitly raises the prospect of civil denaturalization!
That paper trail explains why two dozen federal agents walked out of her home with her phone, files, and her DNA, and why those grand jury subpoenas went out to her family.
Now, is she going to be convicted, stripped of her citizenship, and deported? Proving this in a courtroom is still a major hill to climb. But if federal law enforcement actually has the receipts to back this memo up... OHHHHH BOY.
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) October 27, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

3 THE BLADE SPARES NONE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

4 Ilham Nur ist kaput?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:12 PM (GN2QT)

5 If she'd been a blonde haired, blue eyed German, she never would have been allowed in the country.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 12:12 PM (BpO1e)

6 The Blade is getting dull?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:13 PM (GN2QT)

7 Glenn Beck is still a thing?

Posted by: Who knew at October 29, 2026 12:13 PM (jtrvQ)

8 She is the poster child for repealing Hart-Celler. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 12:14 PM (NcvvS)

9 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Yeah, like the Marxists were going to go after another Marxist

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 12:14 PM (nOK1x)

10 If you can't keep it in your pants brother well, keep it in me!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 29, 2026 12:14 PM (sKqQm)

11 Tucker Carlson and David French still think are important, so...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:15 PM (GN2QT)

12 The federal government is a criminal syndicate specializing in extortion and money laundering.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at October 29, 2026 12:15 PM (JAh4c)

13 >>>An Obama-Era Investigation Concluded That Ilhan Nur Said Elmi Entered Into a "Sham Marriage" With Her Likely Brother (But Dropped the Investigation, Of Course)

This all goes to the notion that, under democrats, the DOJ had too sole purposes, while they became a joke about true known wolf threats.

First, it was weaponized against conservatives, Tea Partiers, J6ers, etc.

Second, and probably primarily, it served as a Kompromat generator for its masters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:15 PM (dK+Kv)

14 5 If she'd been a blonde haired, blue eyed German, she never would have been allowed in the country.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 12:12 PM (BpO1e)

Sadly, she's likely to look more similar to a youth in modern Germany than a blonde haired, blue eyed person.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2026 12:15 PM (P9Ea3)

15 >>THE BLADE SPARES NONE

Sorry, Elric. Got two before the deadly blade.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 12:15 PM (NcvvS)

16 So...presuming it is identified she lied to get citizenship what happens to any laws that she was the deciding vote on?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (sKqQm)

17 7 Glenn Beck is still a thing?
Posted by: Who knew at October 29, 2026 12:13 PM (jtrvQ)

I was a little surprised to see him bubbling up recently, too.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (QGaXH)

18 Afternoon Ace.
The investigation started under Barky , but now he's appalled that the Trump administration is going after her . F U Barky McF*ckstick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (f8snw)

19 Why would the Obama administration build a case against Ilhan-whatever her name really is- since she's a progressive Democrat and a Muslim who hates America-all up the alley of "Fundamental transformation" OBama?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (JrHfD)

20 Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the former Speaker of the House, also chose not to sign the letter even though current Democratic leader Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) did

Good Lord, what does this malignant crone have to lose by signing the letter?

Notice that "I think she's guilty and should be held accountable" never enters the conversation. It's Pelosi, after all.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

21 7 Glenn Beck is still a thing?
Posted by: Who knew

Glenn Beck is in this 30th trimester of pregnant pauses.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Y8DZL)

22 Have to say that last thread was the most polite and respectful discussion of religion I have seen in a group of more than 4 people. Kudos morons.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Ti9vn)

23 The NYT doing that journalisming again. Something is amiss.

>>We received an HSI memo from inside the administration revealing federal agents spent 8 months building a case on Ilhan "Omar" before ever knocking on her door.

So something was actually happening and just because it wasn't reported in the media for obvious reasons doesn't mean nothing is happening?

My world is rocked.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (viF8m)

24 I have a SPARE square.

By the way, has anyone considered that they dropped the investigation, but used the information to get Ilhan Nur Said Elmi to dance like a puppet?

I don't know. Maybe setting up a money laundering operation through a fake winery, to clean fraud funds that were orchestrated through her state's benefits, and siphoning a portion back to the DNC and various other parties sypathetic to Obama's world stance. While simultaneously setting up a facet of Congress to push Socialist mantra.

Posted by: Orson at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (dIske)

25 @glennbeck
Oct 27

We received an HSI memo from inside the administration revealing federal agents spent 8 months building a case on Ilhan

Umm, that seems unusual.

Now, is she going to be convicted, stripped of her citizenship, and deported? Proving this in a courtroom is still a major hill to climb.

Proving it will be the easy part.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2026 12:17 PM (3KWei)

26
So, does she end up in a DC court on all this?

If so, dibs on "Nothing Will Happen Guy" remarks.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 12:17 PM (Y8DZL)

27 I asked not that long ago if there will come a time when the Dems decide this xumaan sharmuta isn't worth the trouble any more and throw her to the rats.

Although many thought the answer was "no," The Blade thought the answer was "yes."

I think we're seeing that The Blade is correct.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

28 22 Have to say that last thread was the most polite and respectful discussion of religion I have seen in a group of more than 4 people. Kudos morons.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Ti9vn)

Sorry, we'll try to live down to liberal expectations of us in this post, the next one at the latest.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (P9Ea3)

29 22 Have to say that last thread was the most polite and respectful discussion of religion I have seen in a group of more than 4 people. Kudos morons.

Posted by: polynikes

...is what a Catholic running cover for the Pope would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

30 The NYT is suddenly doing journalism. First they bomb Peltola on her involvement in dirty tricks, now they dump on Barky and Omar .
Mamdani must have put something in the water

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (f8snw)

31 Gaylord had the FBI doing oppo research in case Michelle wanted to be President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (GN2QT)

32 I'm a big supporter of The Blade, but today he could only slice his way to The Bronze Medal.

Posted by: Third Rail at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (EdP2u)

33 Have to say that last thread was the most polite and respectful discussion of religion I have seen in a group of more than 4 people. Kudos morons.
Posted by: polynikes

Well, despite our religious differences, we all agree that woke, leftist "religions" all suck.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

34 The administration needs to fast track her departure. Had this been a (D) admin going after a (R) fraudster from another country they'd already be deported and stripped of all their congressional perks.

So... yeah.... #Be Better

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 12:19 PM (RORbl)

35 >>I was a little surprised to see him bubbling up recently, too

You should listen to the piece he did with DataRepublican that IrishEi posted a week or so ago. DR seems to trust him.

I find his delivery a bit boring and dumbed down but he is often correct even if a bit behind the curve.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)

36 Gaylord had the FBI doing oppo research in case Michelle wanted to be President.

Barky didn't get to be the first gay president due to Buchanan and Mooch wouldn't have gotten to be the first female president even if she won. Because of her penis and all that

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

37 Now, is she going to be convicted, stripped of her citizenship, and deported? Proving this in a courtroom is still a major hill to climb.

Proving it will be the easy part.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2026 12:17 PM (3KWei)

I believe Boasburg has the case so....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 12:20 PM (+gK6I)

38 The people repeatedly saying "I researched this and while there's no evidence of crime or wrongdoing, the things I have read uncritically from the fever pits of the internet make me think its FISHY" are just running the Pizzagate / Long Form Birth Certificate con again.

1. It is not a federal crime to marry your subling, even if he is, which I doubt.
2. The guy is not a US citizen, so claiming she married him to get him citizenship is absurd.

Call me when we prosecute Melania and Musk’s immigration fraud. 🥱

Careful! My account was banned for a week for Hate because I called a vulnerable trillionaire PedoNazi an illegal immigrant.

Conservatives have been crying about this for damn near 10 years and have failed to produce a shred of evidence. Trust me, if they had it we’d have heard about it by now!

My money is they lied on the warrant which is why they are fighting to keep it sealed and are using this as an opportunity to smear dems going into the midterms. Huge push in Minnesota is Somali fraud and nearly every right wing media outlet is hammering the constituents nonstop with that narrative and of course Omar's investigation.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 29, 2026 12:20 PM (t19vo)

39 Hey commie retards - this is what decolonization looks like.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2026 12:20 PM (jb8Ss)

40 I'm a big supporter of The Blade, but today he could only slice his way to The Bronze Medal.

Posted by: Third Rail at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (EdP2u)

It was kind of embarrassing, honestly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:21 PM (dK+Kv)

41 ...is what a Catholic running cover for the Pope would say.
Posted by: Archimedes

The real Mackerel Snapper thread is Saturday morning 8 AM Eastern.

Posted by: Papists Are A Problem at October 29, 2026 12:21 PM (EdP2u)

42 @24 Orson, the problem with that theory is that the Somalis are too stupid and insane to be effective puppets

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 12:21 PM (f8snw)

43 Careful! My account was banned for a week for Hate because I called a vulnerable trillionaire PedoNazi an illegal immigrant.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 29, 2026 12:20 PM (t19vo)
___________

Musk is a "PedoNazi"? Based on what? There are no particularly young girls in his past, are there?

Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

44 It seems things aren't going so good for the UTSA death threat chick.

Someone registered her name for a web site and posted all the family info. A bunch of fucking kooks. Mom is a DSA cheerleader and daddy is an immigration lawyer. All of them may or may not be here legally. Funny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:22 PM (wOO3z)

45
Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 12:22 PM (+gK6I)

46 Avg Somali IQ is 60 something. Maybe Brofo is significantly smarter and reaches average but either way the point of these schemes isn't to be secretive, because they believed they were untouchable, the point was to enrich leftists in the easiest way possible

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

47 >>Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?

Only for the last couple of decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 12:23 PM (viF8m)

48 Redditors are very good at projecting their kinks on other people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:23 PM (GN2QT)

49 Just amazed how brazen it all is, to run for Congress and you're basically a fugitive and you know it.

But I'm sure none of them are brave enough to cast an illegal ballot.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 29, 2026 12:24 PM (zfAa+)

50 It seems things aren't going so good for the UTSA death threat chick.

Sorry. What is the UTSA and who is the death threat chick?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 12:24 PM (JrHfD)

51 >>>Democrats are "distancing themselves" from this smelly pirate hooker.

That's good.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:24 PM (dK+Kv)

52 Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

Yes
Posted by: It's me donna

I'm pretty sure "Nazi" has been used since Bush Jr. Now that it and "racist" have lost their power, they're adding the pedophile lie.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 29, 2026 12:25 PM (gWZEK)

53 >>> 5 If she'd been a blonde haired, blue eyed German, she never would have been allowed in the country

Like the white South African farmers that Trump is letting in as refugees, and the left gnashes their teeth over.

One of them is farming in the US, and posts in X vids of how happy and blessed he is to be here, not worrying he'll get slaughtered. Love him.

Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2026 12:25 PM (Toos7)

54 >>> 46 Avg Somali IQ is 60 something. Maybe Brofo is significantly smarter and reaches average but either way the point of these schemes isn't to be secretive, because they believed they were untouchable, the point was to enrich leftists in the easiest way possible
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

iirc it's about 80 but that's the threshold for retardation.

One may argue how valid this can be as they are able to meet basic needs to survive, although one might also wonder if there's any correlation between lower IQ and shithole culture.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2026 12:25 PM (jb8Ss)

55 @43:Elric, everyone not on the left these days is called a pedo or a pedo protector. It shows they have nothing else to iffer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 12:25 PM (f8snw)

56
Musk is a "PedoNazi"? Based on what? There are no particularly young girls in his past, are there?

Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

==

Everyone that's MAGA is a pedo because they are in on Epstein. or something.

I'm still gobsmacked how many people on both the left and right got sucked into Epstein being the nexus of everything bad in the world.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 29, 2026 12:25 PM (zfAa+)

57 Speaking of smelly pirate hookers, where is Rancid Tilapia?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:26 PM (GN2QT)

58 Avg Somali IQ is 60 something. Maybe Brofo is significantly smarter and reaches average but either way the point of these schemes isn't to be secretive, because they believed they were untouchable, the point was to enrich leftists in the easiest way possible
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)
______

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Brofo is average in intelligence and not misshapenly hideous. That makes her a rock star in the Somali land of mutated retarded aberrations.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

59 Bets on when Ilhan is deported? 2040 at the latest, maybe?

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 12:26 PM (dpXJq)

60 22 Have to say that last thread was the most polite and respectful discussion of religion I have seen in a group of more than 4 people. Kudos morons.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Ti9vn)

What's the point of getting worked up about the misbeliefs of cretins who are all going to Hell?

Posted by: I'm Going to be Lonely in Heaven at October 29, 2026 12:26 PM (TymRw)

61 I'm pretty sure "Nazi" has been used since Bush Jr. Now that it and "racist" have lost their power, they're adding the pedophile lie.

However, Chimperor has come and gone. Some slurs are specific to a particular Republican. Remember Ray-Gun? That's some top-notch leftist humor, right there.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

62 Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?

Feminists have always been weird about this - remember they called Roy Moore a pedo for marrying a 24 year old when he was in his late 30s.

The left broadly has started calling everyone they don't like a pedo though because they believe the Epstein stuff hurt them in 2024. That's the simple reason. None of them actually believe it and if you pushed them on "Should any homosexual or trans adult be prosecuted for grooming a child" their answer would be hell no, that's a perfectly ok thing for an LGBTQ person to do

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

63 Ilhan Nur Said Elmi <<<<< En Sabah Nur

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 29, 2026 12:27 PM (78mYQ)

64 >>> 56

==

Everyone that's MAGA is a pedo because they are in on Epstein. or something.

I'm still gobsmacked how many people on both the left and right got sucked into Epstein being the nexus of everything bad in the world.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 29, 2026 12:25 PM (zfAa+)

He's a symptom, not a cause. I see the focus on him as very similar to Bush Jr talking about getting Bin Laden.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2026 12:27 PM (jb8Ss)

65 42 @24 Orson, the problem with that theory is that the Somalis are too stupid and insane to be effective puppets
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 12:21 PM (f8snw)
____________________

That's why you marry some white guy with a history of creative financial hijinks.

Posted by: Orson at October 29, 2026 12:27 PM (dIske)

66 Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Inversion is a thing. They themselves support pedoes and not sees but the left know the normies hate it. So they think calling everyone on the Right as pedoes and not sees will cause the Normies to turn on them. Same as their widespread use of racists, White Supremacists, etc.

And on social media, easy for bots and the simple minded to chant the tagline.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)

67 Tucker Carlson and David French still think are important, so...

They're both impotent, so just a few letters off.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

68 This video (perhaps a prescient video) has never not been creepy
youtu.be/gKhjaGRhIYU

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 12:28 PM (88C+u)

69 5 If she'd been a blonde haired, blue eyed German, she never would have been allowed in the country.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 12:12 PM (BpO1e)

——-

Acshually, they kill her pet squirrel and then investigate her immigration status.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 29, 2026 12:28 PM (78mYQ)

70 iirc it's about 80 but that's the threshold for retardation.

The only study I am aware of found the avg was 68.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

71 I'm still gobsmacked how many people on both the left and right got sucked into Epstein being the nexus of everything bad in the world.

Epstein is a thing the CIA did. Concentrating on him as the be-all end-all is itself an op to obscure that.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

72 Hey commie retards - this is what decolonization looks like.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2026 12:20 PM (jb8Ss)

When can we start chanting "by suitcase or casket"?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 12:29 PM (rbvCR)

73 Like the white South African farmers that Trump is letting in as refugees, and the left gnashes their teeth over.

One of them is farming in the US, and posts in X vids of how happy and blessed he is to be here, not worrying he'll get slaughtered. Love him.
Posted by: LizLem
------

A local SA immigrant pharmacist mentioned to me how wonderful it was to go to the beach without having to worry about being assaulted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

74 It seems things aren't going so good for the UTSA death threat chick.

Sorry. What is the UTSA and who is the death threat chick?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

University of Texas San Antonio. Liberal kook chick read a Charlie Kirk assassination poem and threatened the same for the campus Conservative Club president.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (wOO3z)

75 A local SA immigrant pharmacist mentioned to me how wonderful it was to go to the beach without having to worry about being assaulted.

The video during the World Cup of the guy from South Africa who couldn't believe he was outside at night and not being raped and murdered in the wrong order was simultaneously great and sad.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

76
Among the more pathetic GOPe defector voter notices in Texas are those that out when a member of the Bush family comes out with an "I voted D!" picture or video.

"Oh, it really, really torqued my deep, deep devotion to the cause of conservatism, but I had no choice but to vote against Paxton and / or Abbott!"

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (ixS3i)

77 A local SA immigrant pharmacist mentioned to me how wonderful it was to go to the beach without having to worry about being assaulted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

Land of the Free. Because of the Brave.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (dK+Kv)

78 Casket?

Suitcase?

What happened to catspult?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (GN2QT)

79 >>> 66 Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Inversion is a thing. They themselves support pedoes and not sees but the left know the normies hate it. So they think calling everyone on the Right as pedoes and not sees will cause the Normies to turn on them. Same as their widespread use of racists, White Supremacists, etc.

And on social media, easy for bots and the simple minded to chant the tagline.
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)

Paxton (or his office?) letting that one dude off the hook is bad because White Male. (And, how odd that they didn't care until very recently.)
Commies releasing hundreds of thousands of rapists, pedos and murderers from prison across the US is fine because Oppressed Brown People Dindu Nuffin.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2026 12:32 PM (jb8Ss)

80 Have to say that last thread was the most polite and respectful discussion of religion I have seen in a group of more than 4 people. Kudos morons.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 12:16 PM (Ti9vn)

We were not discussing points of doctrine.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)

81 Just amazed how brazen it all is, to run for Congress and you're basically a fugitive and you know it.

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This is the part where she read the tea leaves, at least in the Democrat Party, and knew she was untouchable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 12:32 PM (qBdHI)

82 Speaking of sub 70 IQ idiots, Hasan Piker is suing Scott Jennings of CNN for defamation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:33 PM (GN2QT)

83 Commies releasing hundreds of thousands of rapists, pedos and murderers from prison across the US is fine because Oppressed Brown People Dindu Nuffin.

It's basically a DNC platform plank now that crime, rap, and basketball are the only 3 things brown people can do.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

84 This is the part where she read the tea leaves, at least in the Democrat Party, and knew she was untouchable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 12:32 PM (qBdHI)

I wouldn't want to touch that.. And I don't mean that in a gay way....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

85 University of Texas San Antonio. Liberal kook chick read a Charlie Kirk assassination poem and threatened the same for the campus Conservative Club president.

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With a great, big Cheshire cat smile while she did it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

86 > "not to my knowledge,"

Well-played. Care to stop by my office for a cigar?

Posted by: William Jefferson Clenis at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (qlLNh)

87 75 A local SA immigrant pharmacist mentioned to me how wonderful it was to go to the beach without having to worry about being assaulted.

The video during the World Cup of the guy from South Africa who couldn't believe he was outside at night and not being raped and murdered in the wrong order was simultaneously great an

I remember when Hollywood and leftists in general were all outrageously outraged about SA, demanding an immediate end to apartheid, which would result in a new land of milk and honey for all. Strangely, they've been utterly quiet about the resulting collapse of civilization resulting from their handiwork.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

88 this smelly pirate hooker.

Hey now, Ace. You should be careful of libel. She bathes frequently and even wears perfume.

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (kU0PQ)

89 Speaking of sub 70 IQ idiots, Hasan Piker is suing Scott Jennings of CNN for defamation.

Jennings should just randomly yell "Kaya! Place!" in the courtroom.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (2ocoG)

90 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (wOO3z)

That; That was really dumb of her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (JrHfD)

91 I'm pretty sure "Nazi" has been used since Bush Jr. Now that it and "racist" have lost their power, they're adding the pedophile lie.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Since Thomas Dewey was smeared by Truman in 1948. The Democrats were coy about it but they have long tried to associate the GOP with fascism and Not Seeism by indirectly. GOP called the Democrats commies in return which in fact, a good percentage were such in the Democrat party.

No political theorist ever said that popular elections would turn on high principled grounds of debate. De Tocqueville thought it should be so but that was not the case even when he thought the US did (Federalists and Democrat party system).

Jefferson smeared Adams as a proto king and Federalists smeared Jefferson as a Jacobin.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (E4rtv)

92 The tranny who tackled and ripped up the shirt of a College Republican on U of Utah campus is a Roblox developer.

http://tiny.cc/lvuc101

For those who don't know, Roblox is a very popular game environment where people can create their own worlds and mini-games. It's poorly regulated and it's very popular with young kids with over 120 million active daily users.

Roblox has had a seedy pedo underbelly for a long time, but it's hidden enough and small enough that many parents either don't know it's there or think it won't affect their kid.

My son has never been allowed to be on Roblox. His peers were all on it and he asked to play many times. Fortunately his peers have moved on to other games and he doesn't ask anymore.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (mkw2N)

93 Land of the Free. Because of the Brave.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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“Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”

George Orwell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)

94
No one is above the law.

Breaking: Ilhan Elmi has just changed her name to Ilhan No One.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (hVPzc)

95 I read somewhere that Ilhan's sister Sahra came up with the idea for the siblings to get married. I wonder if that's why she was also subpoenaed and her phone confiscated. On top of the accusations of being involved in the FOF fraud.

Posted by: beckster at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (kX27y)

96 What happened to catspult?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (GN2QT)

That is what the Algerians were chanting as they threw out the French, many of whom had been living in Algeria for generations.

La Valise ou le Cercueil

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

97 90. Meant to write "Thanks.That was really...."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (JrHfD)

98 I remember when Hollywood and leftists in general were all outrageously outraged about SA, demanding an immediate end to apartheid, which would result in a new land of milk and honey for all. Strangely, they've been utterly quiet about the resulting collapse of civilization resulting from their handiwork.

Lethal Weapon 2 is still one of my most-quoted movies, but the whole South Africa thing definitely didn't age well.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

99 91 No political theorist ever said that popular elections would turn on high principled grounds of debate. De Tocqueville thought it should be so but that was not the case even when he thought the US did (Federalists and Democrat party system).

Jefferson smeared Adams as a proto king and Federalists smeared Jefferson as a Jacobin.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:34 PM (E4rtv)

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"I AM ALL POWERFUL!"
-name recognition

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 12:36 PM (pfZGz)

100 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (wOO3z)

That; That was really dumb of her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:36 PM (wOO3z)

101 Must be some sort of ancient alien virus making its way thru the grey lady.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2026 12:36 PM (8C1eU)

102 Acshually, they kill her pet squirrel and then investigate her immigration status.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 29, 2026 12:28 PM

Bastards!

Posted by: Zombie Peanut at October 29, 2026 12:36 PM (KRh8R)

103
The Left are just "Merry Pranksters" who commit felonies, the far-Reich angry haters that notice it are the real villains.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (Y8DZL)

104 >> Democrats are "distancing themselves" from this smelly pirate hooker.

This chick is done. These are the people who proudly support killing babies and old people.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (p5Pt8)

105 So even calling Republicans cousin-humpers was projection.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (hVPzc)

106 Paxton (or his office?) letting that one dude off the hook is bad because White Male. (And, how odd that they didn't care until very recently.)
Commies releasing hundreds of thousands of rapists, pedos and murderers from prison across the US is fine because Oppressed Brown People Dindu Nuffin.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

In that particular case, I believe it was the family of the youth that wanted the deal to be made. They wanted it ended because of the negative effects on the kid having to testify again in court under cross examination. The kid was being forced to relive hell over and over again in court proceeding.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

107 Land of the Free. Because of the Brave.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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“Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”

George Orwell
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)
________

Interestingly, Orwell never said or wrote that. That quote is from a paraphrase of what Orwell actually said.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

108 101 Must be some sort of ancient alien virus making its way thru the grey lady.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2026 12:36 PM (8C1eU)

Could be that they released to show that Obama had investigated it but found no wrongdoing so... Innocent...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (+gK6I)

109 Speaking of sub 70 IQ idiots, Hasan Piker is suing Scott Jennings of CNN for defamation.

Piker recently said he was known as three-beer because he gets gay after three beers.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

110 Strangely, they've been utterly quiet about the resulting collapse of civilization resulting from their handiwork.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Because...they have been successful in their actual aim, the destruction of western civilization.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:38 PM (XeU6L)

111 Among the more pathetic GOPe defector voter notices in Texas are those that out when a member of the Bush family comes out with an "I voted D!" picture or video.

"Oh, it really, really torqued my deep, deep devotion to the cause of conservatism, but I had no choice but to vote against Paxton and / or Abbott!"

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 29, 2026 12:31 PM (ixS3i)
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It's nice to know that the Bushes are now a spent political force.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 29, 2026 12:38 PM (7/DDO)

112 When Ilhan Nur Said Elmi answered the question "did you marry your brother?" with the answer "not to my knowledge," it immediately struck me that she might have been counseled to avoid directly lying, ...

It's still a lie, just a harder to prove one.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 29, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

113 "I AM ALL POWERFUL!"
-name recognition
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I don't get it. Mebbe I should, but I don't. Really.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv)

114 Breaking: Ilhan Elmi has just changed her name to Ilhan No One.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (hVPzc)
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Worked for me.

Posted by: Odysseus, son of Laertes at October 29, 2026 12:38 PM (amcLV)

115 > Musk is a "PedoNazi"? Based on what? There are no particularly young girls in his past, are there?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

I've even seen them call him an "incel".

Dude has *at least* 14 children by a long succession of extremely hot (if sometimes a little crazy) women..

But sure, "incel".

Me, I tap out any time someone starts jabbering about the "Epstein files".

Dopey Joe and the Ho had four full years to "release the Epstein files", but they didn't. Not even when the Ho was in a close election battle with Trump.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clenis at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (qlLNh)

116 Don’t know what the fuck it is with Washington state and (particularly) stupid politicians. That Jayapal creature, in addition to being shamelessly stupid, has a face like a snow shovel that has been mercilessly beaten with another snow shovel.

Posted by: Steeldoc at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (AvFJz)

117 Interestingly, Orwell never said or wrote that. That quote is from a paraphrase of what Orwell actually said.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Dammit, Blade. Stop messing with my narrative. :-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (XeU6L)

118 I read somewhere that Ilhan's sister Sahra came up with the idea for the siblings to get married. I wonder if that's why she was also subpoenaed and her phone confiscated. On top of the accusations of being involved in the FOF fraud.

Posted by: beckster at October 29, 2026 12:35 PM (kX27y)

If that sister was not also investigated earlier, then the conspiracy against her is still available, which could, I suppose, re-implicate the Smelly Pirate Hooker in a conspiracy indictment.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

119 We were not discussing points of doctrine.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)

God is good all the time, and all the time God is good!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (JrHfD)

120 William Contreras hoisting the 2026 MVP Trophy

https://youtube.com/shorts/KYOfWsk_wv0

Note who he thanks first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

121 It's nice to know that the Bushes are now a spent political force.
Posted by: Black JEM
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In hindsight, the only thing that Al Sharpton ever said I should have agreed with. "Stay out of the Bushes".

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)

122 >>> 106
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In that particular case, I believe it was the family of the youth that wanted the deal to be made. They wanted it ended because of the negative effects on the kid having to testify again in court under cross examination. The kid was being forced to relive hell over and over again in court proceeding.
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

I had never heard about it until the political ads. The first thing I thought was where was that poor kid's father.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (jb8Ss)

123 When Ilhan Nur Said Elmi answered the question "did you marry your brother?" with the answer "not to my knowledge," it immediately struck me that she might have been counseled to avoid directly lying, ...

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You just never know when your other Sybil personality committed something you, gosh darn it, don't remember.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (qBdHI)

124 bonhomme, good for you. I warned my brother (who has kids) off of Roblox even before "Schlep" released videos about all the preds on that site (and got banned).
My brother considers me a prophet now. Maybe I should brush up my Arabic

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (88C+u)

125 Funniest thing I've seen in a while, and it's just the trailer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAV4nDKZetY

Cunk on Cinema

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (pfZGz)

126 The Koreans are going to have to up their fight game.

https://tinyurl.com/yrkbfp7b

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

127 > Democrats are "distancing themselves" from this smelly pirate hooker.

We find this comparison extremely offensive.

Posted by: The Smelly Pirate Hooker Anti-Defamation League at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (qlLNh)

128 A unique, acoustic rendition of Mad World.

https://youtu.be/sFIQgPAms88

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (dK+Kv)

129 God is good all the time, and all the time God is good!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Heh, brought back childhood memories of VBS. "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, Amen."

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

130 I don't like that no one likes my nickname Sickle Me Elmi but I'll get over it. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (hVPzc)

131 It's still a lie, just a harder to prove one.
Posted by: Oddbob
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See:Hillary Clinton testimony

"I do not recall", 39 times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (XeU6L)

132 Bye Bye, Brother-F**er.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (lCppi)

133 OT- from Rufo in City Journal. Can't afford $5 lettuce but can afford a manicure???
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"Salmon, beef, organic produce, and Amy’s Kitchen meals: these are just some of the luxury foods that California welfare recipients can get delivered to their homes each week, for free.

Californians like TikTok user “Lupita” are taking full advantage. Earlier this year, she posted a video of herself opening a taxpayer-funded grocery box, apologizing to her manicurist as she unboxed it by hand. Inside, she found carrots, heads of broccoli, apples, oranges, celery, rice, lettuce, and more.

“Yesterday, I was like, ‘I need some lettuce,’ but the lettuce was like five dollars,” she said. “And look at this. Fresh lettuce! Thank you, God.”

https://tinyurl.com/2vehvxta

Posted by: beckster at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y)

134 The Koreans are going to have to up their fight game.

https://tinyurl.com/yrkbfp7b

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

Why can't we have that here?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:42 PM (dK+Kv)

135 Thomas Massie kept claiming he had the files. Never delivered.
I'm sure he has a lot of similar files on his hard drive iykwim.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 12:42 PM (88C+u)

136 I don't like that no one likes my nickname Sickle Me Elmi but I'll get over it. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (hVPzc)

Deport Me Elmi is king. Sorry. There's nothing else to aspire to.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)

137 > Roblox has had a seedy pedo underbelly for a long time

Is it Roblox per se, or just a Willie Sutton situation ("I rob banks because that's where the money is")? Same basic reason that pedos gravitate toward teaching, youth groups etc.

I honestly don't know.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:43 PM (qlLNh)

138 Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

That's fun too. I could be projecting here, but I don't think God gets a big smile from doctrinal disputes among Christians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 12:43 PM (JrHfD)

139 It’s funny how she thinks “not to the best of my knowledge” is a get out of jail free card. Department of Social Welfare v Berlin Development Associates, for one.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:44 PM (p5Pt8)

140 Californians like TikTok user “Lupita” are taking full advantage. Earlier this year, she posted a video of herself opening a taxpayer-funded grocery box, apologizing to her manicurist as she unboxed it by hand. Inside, she found carrots, heads of broccoli, apples, oranges, celery, rice, lettuce, and more.

“Yesterday, I was like, ‘I need some lettuce,’ but the lettuce was like five dollars,” she said. “And look at this. Fresh lettuce! Thank you, God.”

https://tinyurl.com/2vehvxta
Posted by: beckster

This country needs a gasoline enema.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:44 PM (wOO3z)

141 I had never heard about it until the political ads. The first thing I thought was where was that poor kid's father.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Yep. Current Democrat leftists are despicable in their lust for power. Do or say anything to get power.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

142 I'm sorry, but after three beers it doesn't occur to me to top off the fourth with some frothy semen. If you're gay after three, your eyes were cruising for man-ass before one

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 12:44 PM (88C+u)

143 > God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, Amen."

Good food. Good meat. Good God. Let's eat!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

144 I just remembered we had a pedo bus driver when I was a kid. Matt. And you know what? He even had the smile. Fuckin' Matt.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:45 PM (hVPzc)

145 This is ready made for our nothing ever happens Moron.

Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2026 12:45 PM (Wt1Rs)

146 > Heh, brought back childhood memories of VBS. "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, Amen."
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

The original Romper Room used that one, too.

Just try getting a kid's program on the air with that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:45 PM (qlLNh)

147 That's fun too. I could be projecting here, but I don't think God gets a big smile from doctrinal disputes among Christians.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Shakespeare comes to mind via Puck, "what fools these mortals be!"

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:46 PM (E4rtv)

148 Heh, brought back childhood memories of VBS. "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, Amen."
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)
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At church camp, we sang the Johnny Appleseed song from the Disney short film.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2026 12:46 PM (amcLV)

149 >>> 146 Heh, brought back childhood memories of VBS. "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, Amen."
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

The original Romper Room used that one, too.

Just try getting a kid's program on the air with that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:45 PM (qlLNh)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Charlie Brown Christmas Special at October 29, 2026 12:46 PM (jb8Ss)

150 Surprising, but the Somali pirates on Captain Phillips were actually the cream of the crop.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (lCppi)

151 >> It's nice to know that the Bushes are now a spent political force.

Been that way for awhile. And everyone knows his daughter if the NBA’s DEI chief. Excuse me, Social Impact and Inclusion chief.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (p5Pt8)

152 Just try getting a kid's program on the air with that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:45 PM (qlLNh)

The meat alone would send leftards into a tailspin.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (hVPzc)

153 Good food. Good meat. Good God. Let's eat!
Posted by: bonhomme
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Heresy!!! You put the Lord last!!!/lol

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

154 I honestly don't know.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:43 PM (qlLNh)

The banks weren't making money off of Willie Sutton's activities....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (aKiSo)

155 151 >> It's nice to know that the Bushes are now a spent political force.

Been that way for awhile. And everyone knows his daughter if the NBA’s DEI chief. Excuse me, Social Impact and Inclusion chief.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (p5Pt

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2022 AG for Texas Republican primary out front should have told everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 12:48 PM (pfZGz)

156 The little Brazilian snot who read the poem about being happy that Charlie Kirk was murdered is majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy. Her professors should fail her out of principle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 12:48 PM (f8snw)

157 Rub-adub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah God!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:48 PM (wOO3z)

158 146 Heh, brought back childhood memories of VBS. "God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food, Amen."
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

The original Romper Room used that one, too.

Just try getting a kid's program on the air with that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:45 PM (qlLNh)

Even at 4, it bothered me and "good' and "food" don't rhyme.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2026 12:48 PM (lCppi)

159 I don't think God gets a big smile from doctrinal disputes among Christians.

Sorry, but we're not about to let the homoiousiasts get away with their nonsense.

Posted by: Homoousiasts at October 29, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

160 God is good all the time, and all the time God is good!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 12:39 PM (JrHfD)

That is a given, but when it gets down to the soft boiled eggs and the Big-Endians versus the Little-Endians, that is when blood is shed and threats are made.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 12:49 PM (rbvCR)

161 Bush's daughter is the NBA’s DEI chief. Excuse me, Social Impact and Inclusion chief.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (p5Pt

Wow. Where can I apply for a job like that? Sounds cushy. Almost as mission-critical as the director of community affairs for the Chicago hospital system in the 2000s not that I have anyone in mind.

Posted by: 88C+u isn't calling it a payoff at October 29, 2026 12:49 PM (88C+u)

162 Is it Roblox per se, or just a Willie Sutton situation ("I rob banks because that's where the money is")? Same basic reason that pedos gravitate toward teaching, youth groups etc.

I honestly don't know.

I would say it's both. Pedos are going to go where the kids are. And Roblox's architecture and design philosophy makes it very hard to regulate in any way. I believe they do try, and I'm glad they do, but it's a problem.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N)

163 Even at 4, it bothered me and "good' and "food" don't rhyme.
Posted by: LASue
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Pronounce it Southern style and you can make it work. Have to work in some extra syllables into food.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

164 it gets down to the soft boiled eggs and the Big-Endians versus the Little-Endians, that is when blood is shed and threats are made.

Don't get me started on Star-Bellied Sneetches.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

165 Posted by: Charlie Brown Christmas Special at October 29, 2026 12:46 PM (jb8Ss)
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The suits were very very nervous about including the passage from Luke, but Charles Schulz was adamant.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2026 12:50 PM (amcLV)

166 Odd how there were so many 'investigations' of prominent Dem figures that got 'dropped'.

I bet you could do quite a list with the info we have on hand (and this is saying nothing of the info we DON'T have.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 29, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

167 The nicest part of the above mentioned CalFresh free veggie program is it frees up recipients scarce $ for cigarettes alcohol and dope!
California cares.

Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2026 12:51 PM (Wt1Rs)

168 > Heresy!!! You put the Lord last!!!/lol

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

169 Geez the Left are insane. I just saw a new word.

ZioNazi.

For fucks sake what I want to say here can't be said.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (hVPzc)

170 The Koreans are going to have to up their fight game.

https://tinyurl.com/yrkbfp7b

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

Looks like a royal Caribbean cruise sans the hair weaves and well...the ship.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (8C1eU)

171 The suits were very very nervous about including the passage from Luke, but Charles Schulz was adamant.

It's good to be the guy riding the crest of the zeitgeist.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

172 It's nice to know that the Bushes are now a spent political force.
------
Been that way for awhile.

Two and a half* generations is a good run.

* George P.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (vTZFs)

173 156 The little Brazilian snot who read the poem about being happy that Charlie Kirk was murdered is majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy. Her professors should fail her out of principle
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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This is our globo homo elite. A bunch of suckups and nepot toadies with a hatred toward others as social inferiors.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

174 Even at 4, it bothered me and "good' and "food" don't rhyme.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2026 12:48 PM (lCppi)

Hell it bothered me just now

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (hVPzc)

175 For fucks sake what I want to say here can't be said.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (hVPzc)
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*types/deletes* is always an option.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2026 12:53 PM (amcLV)

176 -174 Even at 4, it bothered me and "good' and "food" don't rhyme.

Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2026 12:48 PM (lCppi)

Hell it bothered me just now
Posted by: ...
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Say it with me, goooooood, fooooood. Repeat until you make them sound the same in the middle. Take your time as that is part of the Southern trick--make the listener wait for it.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

177 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 12:54 PM (PQb8B)

178 The funny part is the people pushing assassination and assaults are the least capable of carrying out those threats and think people aren’t going to fight back. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (p5Pt8)

179 173 156 The little Brazilian snot who read the poem about being happy that Charlie Kirk was murdered is majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy. Her professors should fail her out of principle
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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This is our globo homo elite. A bunch of suckups and nepot toadies with a hatred toward others as social inferiors.
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv

What does it matter?
Unless she has family connections somewhere, she's getting a degree that qualifies her to work at Starbucks or go to law school.

Posted by: Poli Sci and Related Disciplines Are Trash Degrees at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (TymRw)

180 1 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!
Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

3 THE BLADE SPARES NONE
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

It is to larf........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (PQb8B)

181 They're persistent, I'll give them that. Anyone who is stupid enough to think the Democrats will increase affordability is too stupid to vote.

THEY’RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND THEY’RE HERE TO HELP: ‘Affordability’ Is A Trojan Horse For Democrats To Bring Back The Biden Years.

By “restore money that was improperly cut,” the Times means that Democrats will refuse to pass budget bills that don’t include funding for all the multibillion-dollar scam projects that help fund their cause, like USAID and every anti-American NGO. When they say “scientific research and disease prevention,” that’s what they’re referring to.

https://tinyurl.com/4tzwjr67

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

182
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

I always knew that annoying Muppet Elmo was an evil fucker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (y9nCu)

183 I thought Carnival Cruise Lines ran the ghetto ships.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (wOO3z)

184 The little Brazilian snot who read the poem about being happy that Charlie Kirk was murdered is majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy. Her professors should fail her out of principle
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Has anyone said 'nothing will happen' yet?

Because.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (PQb8B)

185
>>explicitly raises the prospect of civil denaturalization

=================

No wonder she was such a wreck when Chris Hayes interviewed her.

She was doing a lot better when she went on Omar Fateh's show with Hasan Piker, though. They didn't talk about the raid, just how awful Republicans are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (mmrXZ)

186 161 Bush's daughter is the NBA’s DEI chief. Excuse me, Social Impact and Inclusion chief.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM
Which one? Married to a player? NBA or WNBA?

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (Ll/EU)

187 Elon Musk is a smart and capable guy, but he's got some wacky ideas.

"Don't worry about squirreling money away for retirement in 10 or 20 years. It won't matter."

"You won't need to save for retirement. If any of the things that we've said are true, saving for retirement will be irrelevant."

Sorry, no. I'm not taking this advice.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (mkw2N)

188 Illhan simply committed the same sort of immigration fraud that every previous administration, D and R alike, have ignored and/or winked at.
She made the mistake of getting herself into politics and then Congress. Actually, it only became a mistake under Trump, because he's been the only one enforcing the law, the law which is enormously popular among the hoi polloi if not the politicians.
The chickens are heading into the henhouse.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (EuPh7)

189 That first Pretenders LP is awesome. Not a bad tune on it.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 12:57 PM (Qugny)

190 It's nice to know that the Bushes are now a spent political force.

Been that way for awhile. And everyone knows his daughter if the NBA’s DEI chief. Excuse me, Social Impact and Inclusion chief.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 12:47 PM (p5Pt

Aren't the Bushes originally from Connecticut?

Connecticut needs them!!! They should go back.

Then they can wear Madras shorts and Top Siders all the time, talk with clenched teeth and (BONUS!) drink Madras highballs all day.

Away with you now, Bushies. And take Ol' Corny with you.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 12:57 PM (YSUhf)

191 "Spain" and "again" don't rhyme? What the hell are you talking about, eh?

Posted by: Canadian Poet at October 29, 2026 12:57 PM (qlLNh)

192 "International Studies" exists to indoctrinate and train anti-American cadres.

Posted by: 88C+u has some personal observations at October 29, 2026 12:57 PM (88C+u)

193 i cared about the national debt under biden

Posted by: Paul at October 29, 2026 12:58 PM (LQ3Ux)

194 190 Away with you now, Bushies. And take Ol' Corny with you.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 12:57 PM (YSUhf)

=======

Why do I doubt that Cornyn sets foot in Texas ever again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 12:58 PM (pfZGz)

195 191 "Spain" and "again" don't rhyme? What the hell are you talking about, eh?
Posted by: Canadian Poet

For a good laugh, walk up to Al Jourgensen and remind him of his accent in the With Sympathy songs

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 12:58 PM (88C+u)

196
Has anyone said 'nothing will happen' yet?

Because.........
Posted by: Sponge
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Someone bought her internet name as a domain and has made her internet famous. Not going to do her realtor mom in Houston much good either.

Nasty and vile is going to be her label for awhile and worse if anyone googles her. CEOs are rightly getting concerned about being assassinated nowadays--good luck getting that corporate job.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

197 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (wOO3z)

198 I always knew that annoying Muppet Elmo was an evil fucker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (y9nCu)
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Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/EHK5fBm1YWk

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (amcLV)

199 Then they can wear Madras shorts and Top Siders all the time

And just what is wrong with Top Siders?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

200 > The little Brazilian snot who read the poem about being happy that Charlie Kirk was murdered is majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy.

Her information's all over the Twitters. Someone even registered a domain using her name to relay the "poem" she read, who her parents are, etc. Even if she doesn't get kicked out of school or the country (she's on visa), employers google people. They'll find this page when she's interviewing.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (mkw2N)

201
So...presuming it is identified she lied to get citizenship what happens to any laws that she was the deciding vote on?
Posted by: 18-1

=================

She cast the deciding vote to table a motion to censure her.

That's the only case I can find.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (mmrXZ)

202 Why do I doubt that Cornyn sets foot in Texas ever again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I am sure all Texans will be broken up and sad about that.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)

203 Sponge! How's the move going?

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

204
201
So...presuming it is identified she lied to get citizenship what happens to any laws that she was the deciding vote on?
Posted by: 18-1

=================

She cast the deciding vote to table a motion to censure her.

That's the only case I can find.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (mmrXZ)

========

Committee votes! Gotta research those, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 01:00 PM (pfZGz)

205 The only reason Roblox """tries""" to stop groomers now is that Chris Hansen publicly dragged their lousy asses for it in a book, and then a bunch of State AGs sued them.

Up to that point, they dug in their heels and refused to budge on any kind of groomer-controls.

Those 764 pieces of shit Ace recently profiles loooove them some Roblox, but they are by no means the only ones, just some of the most malevolent.

Predators love Roblox, and Roblix loves them right back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)

206 Why do I doubt that Cornyn sets foot in Texas ever again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I am sure all Texans will be broken up and sad about that.

If I were a Texan, I would be. I want many opportunities to publicly mock him to his face.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (Riz8t)

207 >>For a good laugh, walk up to Al Jourgensen and remind him of his accent in the With Sympathy songs

He actually pronounces 'Again' as though it rhymes with Spain in 'It's the Same'.
Which is off 'The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste', I think?

For all his faults...Ministry was a fucking amazing live band through the mid-90s.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (Qugny)

208 > Madras shorts
Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 12:57 PM (YSUhf)

Those...things... should be considered a crime against humanity.

Worst. Fashion. Ever.

And I say this as a person who once owned a pair of parachute pants.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (qlLNh)

209 Or are these loathsome turds now just calling everyone they disagree with pedos and nazis?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Projection isn't just a river in Egypt

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (f0Zj2)

210 The little Brazilian snot who read the poem about being happy that Charlie Kirk was murdered is majoring in International Relations and Diplomacy. Her professors should fail her out of principle
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Has anyone said 'nothing will happen' yet?

Because.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 12:55 PM (PQb8B)
_______

IIRC, some little shit pulled a very similar stunt last year at some college in TX, and was almost immediately expelled.

Plus, if there's any issue with immigration status, T2 don't fuck around.

So ... something "could" happen

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

211 “At this point, what difference does it make!?”

“No reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case.”

Posted by: RM at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (ananP)

212 Dos and DHS have been pretty regularly deporting visa holders who have glorified Charlie’s murder.

$5 says she’s done here.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (p5Pt8)

213 I missed this earlier:

The White Factory
Katherine Schmidt

Posted by CBD at 09:30 AM

"If only White factories were real, and we could just pump out more on demand, we wouldn't have this problem..." -- economists studying public finances throughout Europe and the Anglosphere, probably

Posted by: SciVo at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (ke3zm)

214 So apparently the federal poll watchers won't be FBI or DHS, per Zero hedge, the monitors would include employees from the Drug Enforcement Administration, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.

So winning!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (rbvCR)

215
I wish that NY Times article allowed comments. I'd love to know how actual readers are reacting to this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (mmrXZ)

216 Someone bought her internet name as a domain and has made her internet famous. Not going to do her realtor mom in Houston much good either.

Nasty and vile is going to be her label for awhile and worse if anyone googles her. CEOs are rightly getting concerned about being assassinated nowadays--good luck getting that corporate job.
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

I have a feeling there are plenty of left wing shithole businesses run by leftist billionaires that will protect her and make her rich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (PQb8B)

217 212 Dos and DHS have been pretty regularly deporting visa holders who have glorified Charlie’s murder.

$5 says she’s done here.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (p5Pt

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Her alone being deported and her family staying in Houston will be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (pfZGz)

218 UTSA chick's dad is a lawyer and mom is a realtor/activist. Dad is from Brazil and mom is from Central America somewhere. Are they legal? Who knows?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 01:03 PM (wOO3z)

219 1. It is not a federal crime to marry your subling, even if he is, which I doubt.

That is a special objection

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 29, 2026 01:03 PM (vJrRc)

220 214 So apparently the federal poll watchers won't be FBI or DHS, per Zero hedge, the monitors would include employees from the Drug Enforcement Administration, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.

So winning!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (rbvCR)

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Guess which agencies have been deputized to enforce immigration law?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 01:03 PM (pfZGz)

221 > It is not a federal crime to marry your subling

Subling: n. a sibling who is retarded, or, equivalently, a Somali.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:04 PM (qlLNh)

222 THE BLADE SPARES NONE ...

... but nobody got the reference? It's an admittedly obscure reference, but with all the supposedly movie buffs here, I expected someone to get it.

Be better, dudes and dudettes. Be better!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

223 What YD said.
Schlep was a victim of these scum and, after catching a bunch of them (working with local police every time), Roblox banned him as a "vigilante". Of course if you work with the fuzz you are the opposite of a vigilante, which gave Schlep some standing to sue for defamation.
That's when Schlep did a video which he introduced "I take a seat with Chris Hansen", mega-lolz. And when Louisiana's AG sent out legal letters to Roblox.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 01:04 PM (88C+u)

224 No lawyer will save her from being deported. Even her father. The law is clear and tested. Not one single person spouting that crap has received relief. Not one.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 01:04 PM (p5Pt8)

225 UTSA chick's dad is a lawyer and mom is a realtor/activist.
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She's an activist? While peddling stolen land? Infamy!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2026 01:04 PM (amcLV)

226 62 The left broadly has started calling everyone they don't like a pedo though because they believe the Epstein stuff hurt them in 2024. That's the simple reason. None of them actually believe it and if you pushed them on "Should any homosexual or trans adult be prosecuted for grooming a child" their answer would be hell no, that's a perfectly ok thing for an LGBTQ person to do
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 12:26 PM

I believe that the theory is that this will cause the right to turn on people they hate because the right is all about hating on things, and pedos are one of the things that is hated by the right.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 29, 2026 01:04 PM (S6tOh)

227 The Revolting Cocks were pretty cool. Never really liked Ministry tho.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 01:05 PM (BI5O2)

228 >At this point, what difference does it make!?”

“No reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case.”
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you forgot 'unlikely to result in a verdict'

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 01:05 PM (ZxPkt)

229 Sponge! How's the move going?
Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

It's going. We still have a bit to go....and fitting 26 years into a singlewide trailer (temporarily, we pray) is proving quite the mission.

We close on Tuesday, so we are getting low on time. It's supposed to rain this weekend, so trailering stuff will have to wait a bit........

I'm pretty tired......First Lady's knee isn't holding up very well and Sponge Bro (from anotha' mutha') has been a Godsend for most of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:05 PM (PQb8B)

230 Then they can wear Madras shorts and Top Siders all the time

And just what is wrong with Top Siders?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

Hurry up and get on your Madras shorts.

The Bushies are waiting for you and you cucumber sandwiches are getting warm!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 01:05 PM (YSUhf)

231 > Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives.

While Jimmuh Peanut was the Worst President Ever, right up until Jugears took office, I always did find his brother Billy amusing.

Someone asked if he'd be part of his brother's administration, should he win. "Yeah, I told him I want to be in charge of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:06 PM (qlLNh)

232 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (mmrXZ)

Hi Blondie! How are you?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 01:06 PM (hVPzc)

233
So ... something "could" happen
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

I will not be holding my breath, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:06 PM (PQb8B)

234 Dos and DHS have been pretty regularly deporting visa holders who have glorified Charlie’s murder.

$5 says she’s done here.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (p5Pt

========

Her alone being deported and her family staying in Houston will be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 01:02 PM (pfZGz)
______

See my comment above. Last filthy commie who mocked CK's murder was expelled, I think from UT. Same school?

I think this cunting bitch will at least be expelled.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

235 While she was married to her gay brother husband, one wonders who she was getting some from.

Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (Wt1Rs)

236 4 Ilham Nur ist kaput?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2026 12:12 PM (GN2QT)

She's farted! I know this because I saw a YouTube thumbnail, "she's f***ed.."

Posted by: SciVo at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (ke3zm)

237 And besides it’s all your fault. So far. Billy Jeff, meet Homer.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (OW9LL)

238 And just what is wrong with Top Siders?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

Hurry up and get on your Madras shorts.

The Bushies are waiting for you and you cucumber sandwiches are getting warm!

That's a calumny, sir! A damnable calumny! Have at you!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

239 Deport everyone with a funny name

Spaniards and Scandinavians will be grandfathered in

everybody else, out you go

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (ZxPkt)

240 "Glenn Beck is still a thing?"

An old Christian friend from college that I reconnected with a couple years ago ... was going to some big Beck event a couple months ago. My old friend has money, and I'd guess her current husband does as well. She doesn't post much political stuff though. Beck does seem to offer some insight, like his long lists of Soros connections.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (vbXSk)

241 The NYT is suddenly doing journalism. First they bomb Peltola on her involvement in dirty tricks, now they dump on Barky and Omar .
Mamdani must have put something in the water
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 12:18 PM (f8snw)

Or the Mexican cartel now recognizes there's a new string horse in town.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (fzlJX)

242 What do you think Paul did to satisfy the vig when he couldn't pay back the debt during Biden?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (rbvCR)

243 OT:
California High-Speed Rail Authority CEO Ian Choudri abruptly resigned on Wednesday,

lol

Posted by: wth at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)

244 That is a given, but when it gets down to the soft boiled eggs and the Big-Endians versus the Little-Endians, that is when blood is shed and threats are made.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Let me come down, firmly, on the Little-Endian side.

I once designed a PowerPC system.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (EuPh7)

245 Deport everyone with a funny name
Spaniards and Scandinavians will be grandfathered in
everybody else, out you go

Deport anyone whose name begins or ends with a vowel. That'll take care of the wops and the micks.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

246 >While she was married to her gay brother husband, one wonders who she was getting some from.

Posted by: torabora
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It was probably battery-operated

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (ZxPkt)

247 Someone asked if he'd be part of his brother's administration, should he win. "Yeah, I told him I want to be in charge of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:06 PM (qlLNh)
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The one Clinton witticism that I like is when he quipped that they should combine ATF with NHTSA and call it "The Department of Guys."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2026 01:09 PM (amcLV)

248 Madras fabric is the official tartan of the MacButtfuck clan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:09 PM (qlLNh)

249 "Glenn Beck is still a thing?"

An old Christian friend from college that I reconnected with a couple years ago ... was going to some big Beck event a couple months ago. My old friend has money, and I'd guess her current husband does as well. She doesn't post much political stuff though. Beck does seem to offer some insight, like his long lists of Soros connections.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2026 01:07 PM (vbXSk)

Beck does do things to earn ridicule, sure, but when it comes to doing in depth investigations and getting receipts to the things he talks about, he's pretty damn solid.

He unraveled the Ukraine corruption thing LONG before anyone was really talking about it, showing the ties to Biden, Owebama, Romney, Kerry......the dude is a bloodhound when it comes to that stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:10 PM (PQb8B)

250 Projection isn't just a river in Egypt

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (f0Zj2)

It can't be projection. Hate has no home with them. The sign says so.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 01:10 PM (hVPzc)

251 New one:

Madison Cornbread Is the Latest Beneficiary of Corrupt DC Democrat Jury Nullification

Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

252 >
Deport anyone whose name begins or ends with a vowel. That'll take care of the wops and the micks.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

Don't forget Obama. He'd get deported twice, which would be an excellent start.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:10 PM (qlLNh)

253 "International Studies" exists to indoctrinate and train anti-American cadres.
Posted by: 88C+u has some personal observations at October 29, 2026 12:57 PM (88C+u)
=====

When I took a bachelor's in this it was a multi department major between History, Political Science, and Regional Science.

1. History - full of rabid Marxists
2. Political Science - full of ex-spooks and anti-communist mercenaries
3. Regional Science - who cares

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 01:10 PM (RIvkX)

254 OT:
California High-Speed Rail Authority CEO Ian Choudri abruptly resigned on Wednesday,

lol
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)

A decade and billions of dollars leading to 1 mile of track.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:11 PM (PQb8B)

255 > A decade and billions of dollars leading to 1 mile of track.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:11 PM (PQb8B)

That was by design.

Remember how the Superconducting Supercollider got canceled after all the money had been spent paying Dem donors to dig a gigantic hole?

Same deal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:12 PM (qlLNh)

256 Deport everyone with a funny name

Spaniards and Scandinavians will be grandfathered in

everybody else, out you go
Posted by: Don Black

Uh-oh.

Posted by: I. P. Freely at October 29, 2026 01:12 PM (UjdFS)

257
>>A letter led by Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-Wash.) and signed by 175 House Democrats accused the Justice Department and the Department of Homeland Security of weaponizing law enforcement against Omar, whose Washington DC home was searched by federal agents earlier this month.

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That and Obama's explicit support.

What are these people going to do when it all becomes undeniable?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 01:12 PM (mmrXZ)

258 What do you think Paul did to satisfy the vig when he couldn't pay back the debt during Biden?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (rbvCR)

Well, he didn't get any vag.......

Move every vig.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:12 PM (PQb8B)

259 For all his faults...Ministry was a fucking amazing live band through the mid-90s.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 01:01 PM (Qugny)

I saw Helmet and Sepultura open for Ministry Dec 91 at the Bill Graham Theater in SF.
I was pretty blown away.
Now I turn the station when they come on.
Alien J is Antifa.

Posted by: Reforger at October 29, 2026 01:13 PM (Ae6Br)

260 OT:
California High-Speed Rail Authority CEO Ian Choudri abruptly resigned on Wednesday,

lol
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)
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At some point you've made enough money...

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 01:14 PM (FZ29D)

261
Remember how the Superconducting Supercollider got canceled after all the money had been spent paying Dem donors to dig a gigantic hole?

Same deal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 01:12 PM (qlLNh)

A lot of it was built before congress cancelled the project.

It's still there, although I can't tell you what they're doing with it, if anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:14 PM (PQb8B)

262
And just what is wrong with Top Siders?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 29, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

__________

Summering on the Cape. Messing around on yachts. Gin and tonics. Discreet adultery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 01:14 PM (7LLii)

263 And just what is wrong with Top Siders?
Posted by: Archimedes
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Nothing... on the sailboat deck. Great grip on wet surfaces and non-marring.
Everywhere else, they're an affectation. 😎

Posted by: buddhaha at October 29, 2026 01:14 PM (EuPh7)

264 >What are these people going to do when it all becomes undeniable?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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deny it, of course

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 01:15 PM (ZxPkt)

265 It's still there, although I can't tell you what they're doing with it, if anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 01:14 PM (PQb8B)
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We could tell you but, well, you know...

Posted by: Men In Black at October 29, 2026 01:17 PM (FZ29D)

266 Nothing... on the sailboat deck. Great grip on wet surfaces and non-marring.
Everywhere else, they're an affectation. 😎
Posted by: buddhaha at October 29, 2026 01:14 PM (EuPh7)
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Nonsense, I wear mine to the club, to lunch, or to shop.

Posted by: Maryann Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at October 29, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)

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