The Morning Report — 10/27 /26

Good morning kids. Well, as per usual that which shocks and disgusts us no longer surprises us in the least. First, this news from overseas in particular is disturbing in its implications as we approach our own crucial midterm elections.

After elections held earlier this month, Brazil looked like it could swing to the right and away from a fourth term for its little communist dictator, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Lula's opponent, Flávio Bolsonaro, son of former president Jair Bolsonaro, achieved far more of the vote than expected. However, neither candidate received enough to avoid a runoff. For many of us here in the United States, it reeked of 2020. An incumbent who trailed in the first round staged a late surge to claim victory after a last-minute judicial intervention extended voting hours, transport disruptions appeared in areas favorable to the eventual winner, and the losing candidate immediately refused to concede while alleging the rules had been changed midstream. Several Spanish-speaking media outlets have quoted Donald Trump as saying it was like something out of the "Joe Biden playbook," but I haven't been able to confirm that quote myself, though he wouldn't be wrong. It's also giving me 2024 Nicolás Maduro vibes.
Many are calling the win "historic" because it's been nearly four decades since an incumbent who trailed in the first round made such a comeback. But is it historic? Or did someone have this planned all along?

Among some of President Trump's greatest accomplishments has been his ability to somehow inspire and rally the people of Latin America to rally to the cause of true small "d" democratic reform and most shockingly remove or at least neutralize the malign cancerous influence of tyrannical socialism with the election of individuals from Nayib Bukele in El Salvador and Javier Milei in Argentina.

Meanwhile, here at home over the past several years the cancer of Socialism seems to have somehow (thank you American Academia primarily) garnered growing and loud support not just from the young and malleable but far too many older folks who should know better yet don't.
And as we here have reported, it's not just about the freebies, it's about utterly crushing anyone who opposes the Democrat Left's power-mad delusions of their right to remake American society but destroying it. We've discussed at length the recent mad ravings of fiends like Elissa Slotkin, the low-rent dullard cross between Imelda Marcos and Bloody Mary with a soupçon of Winnie Mandela for flavor. The filthy slag who desires the prosecution/persecution of anyone who works for President Trump as a means of disincentivizing and crippling the careers of anyone seeking a career who also has aspirations to preserve protect and defend the American way of life contra the Democrat/Leftist enterprise to eradicate it.

And with that in mind, we have this latest assault on liberty bubbling up from the depths of hell.

If anyone had any doubt about the Democratic Party’s plans to shut down the present renaissance in space that is employing millions and generating billions in wealth, you need only listen to Robert Reich, former secretary of labor during the Clinton administration, in this short video of comments he made during a recent podcast. Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk and that SpaceX and Starlink should be “nationalized”, claiming absurdly that this should happen because 75% of Musk’s wealth comes from taxpayers buying Starlink. So what? That’s exactly what freedom and capitalism is about. . . This is pure evil, based on pure envy based on pure hate. It also illustrates the dark times the country will face should the voters choose the Democrat Party in next week’s election. They are not hiding their envy and hate any longer in euphemisms. They are making it very plain, in numerous different venues, that they plan to confiscate the property of conservatives, imprison them, and even shoot them if they get the chance.

Well, as in Brazil "the voters" may not actually get to choose a damn thing. Of course it depends on who is considered a voter and more importantly BY WHOM?!

Federal prosecutors said Monday that investigators have identified 405 people they believe are not U.S. citizens who voted in Washington state elections, casting more than 1,500 ballots over multiple elections.

Multiply that figure many times over in multiple if not every state in the Union and shit is going to get real, real quick.

As I've stated many times over, there is no way that Michigan's Dana Nessel, Jocelyn Benson and Wretched Whitmer are not going to do all they can to drag El-Sayed's suicide-belt supported ass over the finish line first. They did it in 2020 with Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants by miraculously tampering with the election to steal the crucial swing state from Trump. Horrid as those harridans were and are, that their crime was not overturned reflects on our equally corrupt judicial system that will not lift a finger if/when it happens again this Tuesday.

And speaking of Nessel, apologies in advance for this repulsiveness:

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel had briefly held the line on refusing to back Abdul El-Sayed. Then she announced that Jews had to vote for him even if they all died because some things were more important. “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats. Those “needs of the world” required Jews to vote for Democrats, including presumably El-Sayed, who had made excuses for a Muslim terrorist attack against Jewish children in the preschool of a Michigan Temple. Many Jewish Democrats feel they “must choose between our faith and our party,” she said, and she then argued in favor of choosing faith in the Democrat Party over faith in Judaism.

Nessel is a sloppy drunken, self-gassing spokes-courveh for new and improved Zyklon CDEF & G!!!!

With Jews like her who needs the Einsatzgruppen or Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. . . or the Spanish Inquisition (thank you and fuck you España!)

On that revolting excrement, as well as the sea of detritus comprising the majority of today's links, I nevertheless bid you all to —VOTE EARLY & OFTEN — and . . .have a good day.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk and that SpaceX and Starlink should be “nationalized”, claiming absurdly that this should happen because 75% of Musk’s wealth comes from taxpayers buying Starlink. So what? That’s exactly what freedom and capitalism is about.
Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk
Many are calling the win "historic" because it's been nearly four decades since an incumbent who trailed in the first round made such a comeback. But is it historic? Or did someone have this planned all along?
Something’s Rotten in Brasília: Did Lula Just Use Biden’s Playbook?

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

A Williams Institute analysis reported that USAID’s dedicated LGBT programming increased from approximately $6 million in 2021 to $25 million in 2024 under [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden. The agency also supported initiatives in Asia and Latin America addressing LGBT legal rights, discrimination, and political participation.
USAID’s Legacy: How American Taxpayers Funded Regime Change and Leftist Activism.
The relentless handwringing and panic-mongering is literally unreal: It invents an American past that never existed, then laments its fake loss.
The Anti-Trump Left Has Descended Into A Persistent Hallucinatory State
Tin polished to look like gold.
The Little Tin Gods, Part Two
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
or just one-tenth of the approval rate under [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden.
Justice Department Cuts Migrant Asylum Wins by 90%
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
Cenk Uygur is a partner at the firm that produced the spot, which accuses Republican Mike Rogers of dual loyalties and boosts Democrat Abdul El-Sayed<
Hasan Piker's Uncle Behind Michigan Senate Ad Blaming Israel for Egg Prices: 'Case Study in Antisemitism'/a>
This is what it looks like when you're in a cult.
Michigan AG: Vote for Abdul El-Sayed Because Future of Jewish People Doesn’t Matter Without AI Regulation
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Open season for Muslim terrorists on New York City.
Mamdani Wants to Shut Down NYPD Counterterrorism
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
CBS’ 60 Minutes gave Jena Griswold a free pass to smear Tina Peters while evading scrutiny of her own failures.
CBS News Invites Dem Who Kicked Trump Off The Ballot To Spread ‘Election Denier’ Garbage
When immigration officials moved to deport illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a credibly accused MS-13 gang member and wife-beater, corporate media rushed to this “Maryland man’s” defense. Now, these so-called “defenders of democracy” are pulling a similar trick with their newfound “Virginia man.”
Media Roll Out ‘Virginia Man’ Label For Illegal Alien Accused Of Beheading WWII Statue
DHS insists “60 Minutes” left out an “absurd bit of fraud” from the married father’s asylum application: His claim that he’s gay.
Trump admin slams CBS for leaving out ‘absurd bit of fraud’ from ‘60 Minutes’ profile of deported husband and father

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Congressional proposals to tax large language models revive a failed 1990s approach that could have slowed internet-driven economic growth.
A “Token Tax” Could Kill the Promise of AI
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
The DOJ fired Comey, the daughter of former FBI Director James Comey, in July 2025.
Judge Rules DOJ Unlawfully Fired Maurene Comey
This is the third case against the former FBI Director.
James Comey Faces New Charges Over How Information Reached The New York Times
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Milne was arrested and booked into the Clark County Detention Center in Las Vegas on felony charges of making threats or conveying false information regarding an act of terrorism.
New details emerge after United ‘hijacking’ threat — as 25-year-old suspect’s chilling messages are revealed
(2A and crime expert.) Lott then presented the CPRC data as a correction to FBI reports which claim armed citizens only topped 3.9 percent of the incidents.
Report: Armed Citizens Stopped 36.6 Percent of ‘Active Shooter Incidents’ From 2014 Through 2025
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
The horror story of the rampant sexual abuse of students.
Pedophilia Proliferates in U.S. Schools
Taxpayers should not be compelled to fund religious schools or those that espouse a particular political agenda.
Thoughts on School-Based Ideology
Resistance has its limits
Harvard’s $2.2 Billion SpaceX Stake Tells a Story
SECOND AMENDMENT
She is listed as “a gun violence prevention advocate and researcher and Senior Advisor at Everytown for Gun Safety and Moms Demand Action” according to a biography on the D.C. Chapter of the American Association of Pediatrics.
South Carolina Democrat Annie Andrews’ Primary Income Came from Anti-Gun Advocacy
THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
...405 people they believe are not U.S. citizens who voted in Washington state elections, casting more than 1,500 ballots over multiple elections.
‘Tip of the Iceberg’: Feds Allege 405 Migrants Voted 1,500 Times
Both parties are mobilizing election monitors and legal teams ahead of Tuesday’s vote, but Democrats claim the Trump administration poses unprecedented threats to the voting process.
Republicans and Democrats Deploy Election Watchers Ahead of Midterms
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
The National Legal and Policy Center alleges Nixon committed wire fraud among other offenses and is demanding she and her ‘accomplices’ be prosecuted
Angie Nixon Accused of Breaking Multiple Laws in Operating Her Black Power-Themed Bookstore: Watchdog Files Criminal Referral Over $270,000 Missing From Her Charity

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. . .a move that is further showing just how extreme the Democrat Party has become.
VIDEO: Leftist Rep. BRO-FO Omar to Appear with Marxist Hasan Piker Despite Democrat Opposition
The staffer admitted that El-Sayed has “problematic professional and personal relations.”
El-Sayed Staffer Defends Muslim Brotherhood, Calls Americans ‘Idiots’ Days Before Midterms
El-Sayed, who badly needs the support of black voters, has carefully limited his criticisms of Biden to his Israel policy
‘He’s Literally a Rapist’: Top Abdul El-Sayed Aide Slammed Joe Biden as ‘Dipshit’ Who Must Be ‘Held Accountable’ for Rape, Called America ‘Cringe,’ in Deleted Posts
GRIFTING OLEAGENOUS PARASITES — RINO SCUM SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Broward Republican Party tells voters to leave Mohammad’s House District 103 race blank.
GOP Candidate Imtiaz Mohammad Reveals True Self, Endorses Angie Nixon and “Palestine”
POLITICS
One attendee explained why she stood in line to wait with thousands of others. “We love him because he loves us. He has given up his life to come and save us from the evil people who have come to take over our country, and we love him for that,” the attendee said.
‘We Love Him Because He Loves Us’: Crowds Pack Trump Rally in Michigan
Unless Democrats succeed in rigging the upcoming midterm elections, Americans will continue to benefit and prosper from the POTUS’ heroic vision.
For the Midterms, Democrats Hate President Trump’s Stunning Record!
“Swing voters are souring on socialism — and fast.”
Swing Voters Sour On Democratic Socialists — But Republicans Have A Problem, Too
Dems have a slender lead over the GOP making voter turnout vital for the Republicans' hopes.
I&I/TIPP Poll Finds Surprising Level Of Apathy Among Swing Voters As Midterms Approach
“You can’t play in the margins anymore. The whole– the system’s broken. It’s completely unbalanced, and we can’t manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine.”
Newsom: DSA is ‘Going to be Dominant’ and a ‘Mainstream Democrat(ic) Movement’
FRANCE IS BURNING, And Europe With It
But will that stop the plans of the political and media elites? Probably not.
Amid French Riots, Leftist Narrative Explodes
Macron screams 'foreign manipulation'!
Netanyahu: ‘Invasion Of Extremist Islam’ Will ‘Devour France’ And ‘Devour Europe’ ("extremist" is a redundancy in the extreme! - jjs)
...Bustinduy, a member of the Sumar party (which is even further to the left than Sánchez’s PSOE), said ACOM, which he called “Netanyahu’s hybrid arm to destabilize Spain,” was celebrating the events in Barcelona. He suggested the unrest was Netanyahu’s “reprisal” for the Spanish government’s condemnation of Israel’s “genocide.”
Barcelona Burns, and Spain’s Left Blames Israel
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Lula had lost in the first round of voting and now won by more than 4 million votes.
Lula 'wins' Brazilian presidential election after Supreme Court justice ally extends voting for 2 hours right before polling set to close
the results of that Sunday’s presidential runoff election which resulted in a narrow victory for incumbent socialist President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva.
Flávio Bolsonaro: It’s ‘Impossible’ to Recognize Brazil’s Election Results
“Lula’s biggest strength is also his biggest weakness.”
Lula Won—‘Lulismo’ Didn’t
“As we've seen, this is the left’s playbook. They love this lawfare."
The globalists hate Bolsonaro 'in the same way they hate President Trump'
Eisenkot challenges Netanyahu with a similar security agenda but a different approach to accountability and military draft exemptions.
Israel’s Election Explained: Netanyahu Faces His Biggest Challenge Yet
Westerners were far too gullible, and they have no one to blame for it but themselves.
Beijing’s Open Door: How the West Let China In and Paid for It
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
Victor Davis Hanson:The Ukraine war’s mounting casualties, Western divisions, and dwindling prospects for victory make a negotiated peace increasingly urgent before the conflict spirals into an even greater catastrophe.
The Ukrainian Gordian Knot
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
“You don’t want to be making these decisions in the middle of a global multi-front conflict. We have to have a plan”
Pentagon's FORTRESS plan will ensure military bases can survive 90 days with no resupply
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Here’s what to know about what new treatment means for pancreatic research, earlier-stage disease and the future of treatment.
A game-changing new treatment just arrived for one of the deadliest cancers — here’s why doctors are so excited
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
A look at the geology and mythology of Sicily’s active tectonic region.
Last Week’s Quakes Near Sicily Put Europe’s Tectonic Activity in Focus
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Apart from civilization-building, I mean.
What Men Are Good For
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Christian Toto: Audiences chose TikTok-style flick over Elon Musk hit piece
You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

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1

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (D7VIl)

2 First!

I’ve always wanted to do that…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (0Jm0d)

3 Missed it by that much — Get Smart guy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (0Jm0d)

4 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (RIvkX)

5 OT- If you haven't already done so, and the skies are clear where you are on the East Coast, please consider taking a break to look at the sunrise. It's breathtaking. Thanks, Lord, for the "rosy fingers of dawn."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (1rmAm)

6 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (r2Icn)

7 So when the republicans retain the senate and the garbage polls are shown to be… garbage, will the Dems then become election deniers?

That Brazil “election” stinks to high heaven, but the stench isn’t as bad as the 2020 debacle here

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:55 AM (0Jm0d)

8 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

9 Hillary Clinton

Webb Hubble had it in for you. Webb Hubble. This is beyond shame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

10
Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk

"Nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:00 AM (eRlcH)

11 "The Ukrainian Gordian Knot"

Bad link JJ

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 07:01 AM (LOvBA)

12 "Nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation"

Pffffftttt....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (r2Icn)

13 In GoT Peter Dinklage played the role of Conniving Evil Dwarf far more compellingly than Robert Reich plays it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (fYoho)

14 This is pure evil, based on pure envy based on pure hate.
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Everything a Democrat believes and promotes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX)

15 FenelonSpoke

Now you need a wine-dark sea, and stars to steer by.

FenelonSpouse's tale of transporting the unwilling to the unspeakable, repeatedly and safely, will be a saga told around the campfires of post-Classic America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

16 eh, we'll just see what we see ...

G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:03 AM (VyBeY)

17 Robert Reich is another agent working for "Bad Luck."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:03 AM (u82oZ)

18
You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:04 AM (eRlcH)

19 “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats.
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This is utterly perverted. And theologically, also absolutely wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

20 Election day in Israel.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:05 AM (8Uo7a)

21 Men of his stature are in short supply.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 07:05 AM (LOvBA)

22 Bananas are incredibly cheap. If you can't afford bananas it's not because of the Jews it's because you are an idiot.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:06 AM (MWfyi)

23 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes. Happy Birthday, JJ.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2026 07:06 AM (Hbeqj)

24 "This is utterly perverted. And theologically, also absolutely wrong."

like everything else a demonrat believes and promotes ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:08 AM (VyBeY)

25 "James Comey Faces New Charges Over How Information Reached The New York Times"

If this is the best they can do they should just give up.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:09 AM (MWfyi)

26 Jews run the banana mafia. Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:10 AM (r2Icn)

27 olddog, Good morning to you and yours. I pray that you are all well.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:10 AM (8Uo7a)

28 Greetings and good morning again.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:11 AM (+4yJ5)

29 fd

I hope, day by day, more charges are dropped. Each one a little more serious. Make it a pattern of Comey denying. Keep pounding him.

Meanwhile, money spent to defend him is not being used in other arenas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

30 Morning, Ben Had. Other than family weathering colds all good here. I hope you are well, too.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2026 07:12 AM (Hbeqj)

31 Brazil was absolutely, blatantly, stolen.

FORTRESS is long-overdue and I'm glad it's being worked on.

Time to get up, walk and pray, watch the sunrise probably. Then prep for the interview.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:13 AM (aJQbY)

32 When do we start bombing Brasilia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

33 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:15 AM (UClSS)

34 RandomDave, is it possible that your calling is teaching?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:16 AM (8Uo7a)

35 Read the article about Robert Reich. If Elon hadn't walked off the plantation, the dems would crow about how wonderful his successes are.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:16 AM (+4yJ5)

36 We love TeacherDave!

Posted by: Kindergarten kids! at October 27, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

37 Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk

Uh.. there is a nationalized space agency: NASA

And they can't do shit because they followed all of your advice and went DEI, and forgot their mission, punished achievement and rewarded sloth, waste and bureaucracy with a fat pension for doing nothing but attending meetings around the globe and giving our competitors whatever they wanted included at US Taxpayer cost; became a corporate welfare system, a place to park deadbeats and sinecures, had zero accountability, zero expectations and zero aspirations.

The Nationalized space program became so demoralized and neutered that for generations after landing on the moon, all they could do is blow up and crash shuttles, NASA couldn't even return to the ISS and we had to humbly turn to Putin and his gas station with nukes to be the space taxi because the US couldn't even do that anymore.

if the goal is to become an embarrassment and shame, then Reich is our Central Planner.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (U4c/V)

38 The supporters of Bolsanaro stormed the assembly in Brasilia after the loss in 2021 just as happened in D.C. a little over a year earlier.

A lot of those people were arrested and thrown in jail, just like here.

I'm not sure if the Brazilian right is prepared to go up against the state when Lula has Bolsanaro Jr.'s passport taken as soon as the election is over. That's sending a signal they aren't going to play nice if things get out of hand.

It's going to be interesting watching how this goes over the next few months, and what comes out about the election and whether or not Flavio can get it annulled (I extremely doubt it).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (6ydKt)

39 FenelonSpouse's tale of transporting the unwilling to the unspeakable

On a school bus, everybody takes to the benches.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (zdLoL)

40 I didn’t even know Israeli elections were happening until I saw a glowing article yesterday of the guy running against Netanyahu. Former general; says some good stuff… but over all it seems like he has the Israeli version of TDS; namely Netanyahu Derangement Syndrome… NDS?

And he’s a sympathetic figure because his son died in Gaza during the war. I’d be curious what Biden’s dog thinks, if he’s around this morning

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (0Jm0d)

41 A dwarf's genitals are normal sized. A midget, however, has a small weewee.

So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Robert Reich, Dwarf at October 27, 2026 07:20 AM (JAh4c)

42 Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk

I demand commies be shot on sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:20 AM (UClSS)

43 Reich demands, hahahahaha. Stomp your feet harder little man.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:21 AM (8Uo7a)

44 A dwarf's genitals are normal sized. A midget, however, has a small weewee.

When did they call 6 ft tall people midgets?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:21 AM (UClSS)

45 San Franpsycho

If the Brazilian military stays in the barracks, our military is not able to change the situation in Brazil. Many of our deployable units are positioning into attack formation off of Iran. We could help the military to right Brazil, but not act on our own.

We have no ability as a country to use secret armies or even stealth killers to change this. The CIA action officers have quite uncertain loyalties and questionable effectiveness. Our best Special Forces are prepping for SAR in Iran.

We can pound Brazil economically, and this is happening on it's own.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

46 Jews run the banana mafia. Got it.

Well, Robert Reich is a self-gasser.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (U4c/V)

47 Trump admin slams CBS for leaving out ‘absurd bit of fraud’ from ‘60 Minutes’ profile of deported husband and father

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Am I the only one who believes that the second the next Democrat president gets elected that every deportee will be brought back in, at taxpayer expense, and probably given "$reparations" for the trauma? Unholy hell is going to be unleashed that will make the Biden years of illegal immigration look like child's play.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (qBdHI)

48
Time to get up, walk and pray, watch the sunrise probably. Then prep for the interview.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:13 AM (aJQbY)

I've been remembering you in my Rosary devotions. Hope it's some help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)

49 The wife and I went in and cast our votes here in Florida yesterday. There was a pretty good crowd when we were there.
Also drove by there a couple of times later in the day. And the parking lot was full. That's a good sign in this ruby red county.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (Lo97M)

50
15 minutes after the government takeover of Starlink, a satellite will fall in your back yard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:24 AM (eRlcH)

51 Ben Had,

Maybe, but I think more likely in the long run would be an instructor for something IT-ish. Which, of course, would require all sorts of expensive credentials etc... Credentialism, I swear. I did greatly enjoy mentoring at work when I got the opportunity.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:25 AM (aJQbY)

52 Hadrian, every bit of prayer helps, I'm certain.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (aJQbY)

53 CBD is not a Netanyahu supporter, I'm not sure about JJ

I'm a big supporter from the beginning and always. Israelis put a lot of stock in military leadership which strangely always leans left, and electing them is almost always a mistake. Ariel Sharon and Ehud Barak were disastrous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

54
My county was +20 Trump in 2024 and early balloting is twice that of 2022.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (eRlcH)

55 Jews run the banana mafia.

United Fruit/Chiquita was in Luavl, until they huffed off to Charlotte. So that may be even more I-ronic than you intended.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2026 07:27 AM (zdLoL)

56 We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival

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I've been thinking about this retarded statement quite a bit since the horrid shrike said it.

1.) Nobody's needs, not even Muslims', are met by common cause of Americans with Muslims.

2.) Nobody's has ever had a moral imperative to die for their enemies.

3.) America is perhaps unique in the regard that it owes the rest of the world ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Every single alliance this country has was formed because those countries came to us, hat in hand. Not the other way around. They all owe us, and they no longer pay up. The current Iran imbroglio illustrates this neatly. Israel was the only one of our "friends" who showed up to the party.

This wretched bitch talks like she's some kind of mafia loanshark showing up at the door with a lead pipe, to collect a debt that never existed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

57 A “Token Tax” Could Kill the Promise of AI

So we're back to merit based hiring instead of DEI? Good to know!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (+4yJ5)

58 The wife and I went in and cast our votes here in Florida yesterday. There was a pretty good crowd when we were there.
Also drove by there a couple of times later in the day. And the parking lot was full. That's a good sign in this ruby red county.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM

Same here in rural NE Texas. People lining up to vote in red counties in an off year election means the polls showing talerico winning are garbage.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2026 07:30 AM (I43vL)

59 The United Fruit Co. is one of my favorite poems.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

60 Maybe, but I think more likely in the long run would be an instructor for something IT-ish.

You said a week or so ago that you don't even know K8S.
That is like the most common infrastructure today for small to large hosted systems.

That is like saying that as a programmer, you don't know Javascript or Python.

You need to fix that. Unfortunately Kubernetes greatly favors a Time On Tool knowledge set, not memorize the documents and wing it.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:31 AM (9s47C)

61 Today's "based" letter in the "NY Post":

"Now 81, I have been a registered Democrat since I was able to vote. However, I find myself agreeing with everything Saritha Komatireddy ( R. candidate against Leticia James) and Bruce Blakeman have said about how they would run New York.
Their solutions are both fair and feasible. I have such confidence in their capacity of solving whatever problems come up. So I am going to vote for them, and hope my prayers come true.

Lois Grossman
Woodmere .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 07:31 AM (JrHfD)

62 Yeah, I think we can walk carefully on the Brazil situation.

If evidence comes out of a massive operation to cheat along with the supreme court judge intervening like he did, the Brazilian people might take care of things on their own.
Bolsanaro's party & coalition will be in the majority in the next legislature, I believe, so an impeachment and conviction of Lula is not out of the question at some point.

They aren't shy about doing it, either.
The legislature impeached Presidente Dilma Rousseff and removed her from office in 2016, and she was Lula's 60s communist secretary, and hand-picked successor.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:32 AM (6ydKt)

63 Yeah how did bananas become so cheap this year? The price of a bunch has fallen to just over $1

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)

64 Same here in rural NE Texas. People lining up to vote in red counties in an off year election means the polls showing talerico winning are garbage.

Makes one wonder how much the endorsement of Screwtape by the Bush Klan was a boost to the Paxton campaign.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:33 AM (9s47C)

65 Morning again Horde. Thx JJ, nice early report.
Watched the vid of Dana Nessel. I think people have said she's a major drinker, which is the only thing that can explain that vid. Jews must vote for someone who would kill them to save the world from Chinese robots. Alrighty then

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 07:34 AM (h7zKj)

66 I am so glad, Paul, that Democrats have never screamed about unfair or rigged elections. LOL.
Whatever you're getting paid , you're not changing anyone's mind here. Why do it ? Unless you're a bot, go work at McDonald's and provide an actual service to people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 07:36 AM (JrHfD)

67 This wretched bitch talks like she's some kind of mafia loanshark showing up at the door with a lead pipe, to collect a debt that never existed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

She's a leftist government lawyer so it's probably more like a court order instead of a lead pipe, but definitely the same motives and tactics as the mob.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (6ydKt)

68 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (77rzZ)

69 By the same token as what I said above, the problems of Brazil, Italy, France, Britain, Belgium, and so on are their own. Not ours. France is the only country in history we ever owed a damn thing, that debt was paid up with interest, and now they're hostile to us, just like the rest.

Solve your own problems, world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (BI5O2)

70 Most votes for a presidential candidate in history.

Not one candidate asks him to campaign for him in the midterms.

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:43 AM (UClSS)

71 I think the Republicans owe Reich a thank you. He flat out says the communist world view out loud. There are independents and probably some Rinos who will hear that "takeover Musk's company BS" and say no way, we'll vote R even if we don't like it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (h7zKj)

72 Hatred of Trump is hatred of America, straight up.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (77rzZ)

73 Yeah how did bananas become so cheap this year? The price of a bunch has fallen to just over $1

Remember when the Cavendish variety was supposed to be wiped out by the Panama Disease? Apparently the dangerous strain is the TR4 and targeted that one variety, which is the primary one enjoyed in the US. Because of the commercial demand for uniformity, the Cavendish variety is a monoculture propagated as clones making them genetically identical — ergo the ease in how one strain can take out an entire variety.

Hopefully, they will return to the Gros Michel ("Big Mike") which tasted better than that dreck in the stores now and avoid a scarcity problem.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (9Hs2w)

74 Solve your own problems, world.

Unfortunately, the world's problems become the US's problems because US politicians need "Disadvantaged Peoples of Color" as an excuse for yet another multi-hundred billion dollar program that runs either into eternity or the host country dies from insurmountable debt.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:49 AM (9Hs2w)

75 There's a Big Mike banana? The stuff you learn here!

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)

76 I don't want Big Mike anywhere near my Cheerios.

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)

77 Photo at top is disturbing

he's like an evil gnome or something

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)

78 "What Men Are Good For"

Spiders fear me.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)

79 Hopefully France and the UK can solve their main problems, but if they don't and lose the war to those main problems, they both have nuclear weapons which becomes our big problem.

Other than that, yeah, it's all on them and the other countries without nukes. None of them really want our help anyhow, our money, yes, our help, no.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (6ydKt)

80 77 At least JJ didn’t put Reich in the Rosie O’Donnell black-leather getup.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:55 AM (77rzZ)

81 I chased 2 raccoons off my lawn at 3:30 this morning.

Fear me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

82
Complain all you want about Nessel and Whitmer, but Benson is quietly the most evil member of the Michigan coven.

Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (Y8DZL)

83 Spiders fear me.
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

84 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

85 We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival
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I've been thinking about this retarded statement quite a bit since the horrid shrike said it.

First time I heard it. So exactly what/who is this Authoritative Source of Morality? I mean, this retard is saying that this Moral Authority requires me to die for "The World" which also needs an explanation because I currently live in this "World" and the statement seems contradictory that one part of the world is supposed to die for another part of the world by universal decree of some unidentified moral authority.

Could this suicidal self-gasser elaborate a bit? If I'm supposed to die for this world, and apparently don't get a chance to veto, could explain how this retard became a priest for this moral authority and spell out how this conclusion was derived?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (+4Cf6)

86 Texas is mobilizing after the Oh Shit button was pushed. Hopefully other states follow the lead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (r2Icn)

87 The relentless handwringing and panic-mongering is literally unreal: It invents an American past that never existed, then laments its fake loss.
The Anti-Trump Left Has Descended Into A Persistent Hallucinatory State
=================

They are desperate. They see their hallucinatory Perfect World Ruled by Themselves existentially threatened by Trump and MAGA. Making them very, very dangerous to anyone they see standing in their way. And very, very dangerous to 'norms' that stand in their way. Such as the Constitution, existing laws, and the 'precious norms' themselves.

Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 07:58 AM (5rh/l)

88 Could this suicidal self-gasser elaborate a bit? If I'm supposed to die for this world, and apparently don't get a chance to veto, could explain how this retard became a priest for this moral authority and spell out how this conclusion was derived?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (+4Cf6)

She went to college, got a degree, became a Democrat politician. I mean, what other kind of moral authority do you need other than those bona fides?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:00 AM (6ydKt)

89 Gref

Hmmm. Gaza needs the Anti-Trump Left's acumen. Send them to Gaza to make it the Left's perfect spot on Earth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

90 >We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival
-----

ask them where their morals come from 😕

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 08:01 AM (ZxPkt)

91 Biden's playbook is a coloring book. He has no idea how he "won'.

The regime change playbook is what was used here in 2020, in Brazil on Sunday and will be attempted here again after the midterms. There is a worldwide globalist regime change movement that is attacking elections around the world.

The tactics change based on local conditions but the goal is always the same, take down nationalist favoring leaders and install socialists/communists. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a fact.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:02 AM (viF8m)

92 cookies with my morning coffee is allowed, right?

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

93 ask them where their morals come from 😕
Posted by: Don Black

Alley cats have more morals.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (r2Icn)

94 Yonder Horde

About the only election of any consequence here in KY this season is the vote to replace McConnell. We can vote for some county positions; like Sherriff, Jailer, Attorney, etc. I think our state reps are up too.

But the only one with national implications is the one to replace Mitch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (RORbl)

95 cookies with my morning coffee is allowed, right?
Posted by: Don Black

Cookies are flour. Flour is a plant.
Therefore, cookies are a salad.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:04 AM (UClSS)

96 "We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival."

The needs of the world require a believer of the cant above to kill themself. You feel this strongly? Go forth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

97 We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival

--

This is quite possibly the stupidest, most mentally deranged thing I've ever read. It is peak mental detachment from reality.

She must've just gotten done watching Silkwood and heard Meryl Streep repeating she had a "moral imperative" to alert the NYT about Kerr-McGee plant shenanigans. She latched her suckers onto that phrase thinking she'd sound intelligent.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

98 I see Christiane Amonpour and Kara Swisher have self-deported from CNN after Elon sent out a "tell me what you DO here" email. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (sabhw)

99 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (pfXMo)

100 Morning, news folken! I'm back from my workout. Thanks to G & R and JSG among others for moving suggestions; you were posting as I left.

Now to check out the content --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9)

101 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?
Posted by: man

My Summer Spent Watching Paint Dry?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (UClSS)

102 81 I chased 2 raccoons off my lawn at 3:30 this morning.

Fear me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

We'll be back! We're bringing backup!

Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)

103 "We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival."

Ok. You first.

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:07 AM (pfXMo)

104 Robert Reich-ch-ch-ch is still breathing air?

Posted by: A Place For Mom at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (EdP2u)

105 Morn' all....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (+gK6I)

106 If the Brazilian military stays in the barracks, our military is not able to change the situation in Brazil.

And there are plenty of people in Brazil who legitimately want Lula. The siren song of "take from those who do and give it me" plays as well among the poor there as it does here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

107 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?

--

Ishtar

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

108 Good morning, Salty! How are you? All is A-OK in my AO.

Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 08:09 AM (5rh/l)

109 She went to college, got a degree, became a Democrat politician. I mean, what other kind of moral authority do you need other than those bona fides?

Lets unpackage this: "She went to seminary, got ordained became a priest..."

This seems to be same pattern of Screwtape as he justifies why he is better than Paxton for US Senate.

If the Moral Authority is the Democrat Party Machine, then she is under the authority of the Party Elders who are ensconced by their Globalist Masters who are pretty much all demonically possessed.

Why she couldn't say: "The WEF requires that you die—ask no further questions" and get the same explanation that a virgin being sacrificed and flung into a volcano gets when it hasn't rained in a while.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (rgGn5)

110 >>Then she announced that Jews had to vote for him even if they all died because some things were more important. “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,”

The DNC is now a death cult?

Related: They have a moral imperative related to your/our survival, too, babe.

https://tinyurl.com/2nbck8zw

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (rOKnE)

111 Give El-Sayed credit for being correct about Joe Biden.

Posted by: Diddler-In-Chief at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (EdP2u)

112 We'll be back! We're bringing backup!
Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)
=====

I am willing to use Any Means Necessary

(Also the saucy stare over your shoulder, was that really necessary?)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

113 Unfortunately, the world's problems become the US's problems because US politicians ~~need "Disadvantaged Peoples of Color" as an excuse for yet another multi-hundred billion dollar program that runs either into eternity or the host country dies from insurmountable debt~~ gave a fuckload of money to the intelligence community via USAID to advance the interests of globohomo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

114 >> I see Christiane Amonpour and Kara Swisher have self-deported from CNN after Elon sent out a "tell me what you DO here" email. LOL.

COURAGE

Posted by: Dan Rather at October 27, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)

115 When I saw "you'll never guess what movie outperformed the Musk documentary" I thought it would be the Holmes documentary. Surprise, it's a cat vid movie. That's pathetic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (h7zKj)

116 >>And there are plenty of people in Brazil who legitimately want Lula. The siren song of "take from those who do and give it me" plays as well among the poor there as it does here.

Better. The extreme poverty that exists in Brazil is nothing like we have here. So is the corruption. Both far worse there than here.

The beaches in Rio attract wealth. The neighborhoods right behind them are shockingly poor and ruled by gangs.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (viF8m)

117 >>cookies with my morning coffee is allowed, right?

"Oh no, that would be inappropriate to have dessert for breakfast!"
-- Coffee cake, Creme-filled donuts, Pastries

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (rOKnE)

118 Gref

Top of ta morning to ya.

Doing fine. Been stepping up my civic activities.

Asked the County Commissioner I helped get into office if our local police turn illegals over to ICE. And if so, how many?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

119 116 >>And there are plenty of people in Brazil who legitimately want Lula. The siren song of "take from those who do and give it me" plays as well among the poor there as it does here.

Better. The extreme poverty that exists in Brazil is nothing like we have here. So is the corruption. Both far worse there than here.

The beaches in Rio attract wealth. The neighborhoods right behind them are shockingly poor and ruled by gangs.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (viF8m)

Do you remember when the FSA was talked about, a lot, around here, Jack? I do. They still exist, here and elsewhere.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (Gqar8)

120 Then she announced that Jews had to vote for him even if they all died because some things were more important.

So it's Gandhi 2.0. "Hitler killed five million Jews. It is the greatest crime of our time. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knife."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:17 AM (+4yJ5)

121 No Austrian painters are running?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:18 AM (M5mH1)

122 @116 JackStraw, as I recall the Brazilian military went into one of the favalas after a criminal gang and a major shootout occurred. Over a hundred dead. I would not be surprised to see an implosion in Brazil after this election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:19 AM (h7zKj)

123 >> >We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival

Aaaand in the UK they have embraced this:

@HJB_News__
Shabana Mahmood: “white men that wave the England flag are bad people”.

She even looks like a demon.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:19 AM (rOKnE)

124 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

They Saved Hitler's Brain?

Posted by: Love Documentaries at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (EdP2u)

125 >>Do you remember when the FSA was talked about, a lot, around here, Jack? I do. They still exist, here and elsewhere.

Oh yea.

For those following, DataRepublican made her 10th drop of information last night. This one focuses on the international connections of the regime change machine and how they work together to run and legitimize regime change type actions.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (viF8m)

126 120 Gandhi was an asshole.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

127 Raccoons...

There are two of them that keep coming up onto the front porch were we feed the cats. I've been taking up the food, and water before going to bed.

They still come around at night... but this morning one was up on the porch, looked for food because the cats were out. Smart, fat piece of shit.

I put the food up as soon as the cats wandered off. So he got nothing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (RORbl)

128 October is International Dwarfism Awareness Month, so honoring Reich is quite apropos.

Posted by: Kudos To JJS at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (EdP2u)

129 Gandhi smelled like shit also.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (M5mH1)

130 I put this out on my whiteboard sign today:

"God hath not given us a spirit of fear , but of power , and of love and of a sound mind"

2nd Timothy 1:7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (JrHfD)

131 Hitler brought back the German economy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (M5mH1)

132 So he got nothing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (RORbl)
=====

We must stand together.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

133 Gandhi did not think much good about blacks when he lived in South Africa.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:24 AM (h7zKj)

134 Another question: how does voting for Abdulrahman Mohammed el-Sayed meet these "needs of the world?" AFAIK, his only foreign policy position is "death to all Jews."

So, I don't really see it as a matter of "if." She's just saying "the world needs the Jews to die, so die we shall! Except me. I'm not talking about me. Just you guys need to --- wait, Abdulrahman! Down, boy! I said *not* me! NOT ME! AAAAAGH!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)

135 81 I chased 2 raccoons off my lawn at 3:30 this morning.

Years ago, I was a volunteer at the zoo. When we were bringing an animal in, we typically called it out to warn the folks inside not to open any other doors.

Bring in the bobcat, we called "CAT!"
Bring in one of the birds of prey or the crow: "BIRD!"
Bring in the raccoon...yeah. We got in trouble.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:25 AM (+4yJ5)

136 Don't mention the war.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:26 AM (wVcYX)

137 Food safety question.

I was cleaning out the storage box in my safe room. My late wife had stocked it with peanut butter, Starbursts, Reese's Pieces, StarKist lunch kit tuna, and Apple Sauce single serving cups. She was worried about going low blood sugar. All of this was placed in early 2012, and just left there. 2016 is the most recent expiration date.

Is any of this good, or should I put it in the prairie and give the prairie voles diabetes?.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

138 Midgets like Reich live longer, since their heart doesn't have to pump blood to far-flung extremities, like little, tiny, Pee-Pees.

Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at October 27, 2026 08:28 AM (EdP2u)

139 Depends on your definition of "good." I guarantee all that candy tastes like stale ass by now. But it probably won't hurt you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:28 AM (BI5O2)

140 Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk and that SpaceX and Starlink should be “nationalized”, claiming absurdly that this should happen because 75% of Musk’s wealth comes from taxpayers buying Starlink.
==========================
This is so nutty one might be tempted to laugh it off, except seizing property and then shooting it's owners, which simplifies the dispute enormously, is what they do.

After the 20th century, you would think people like this would be hounded out of polite society, but instead he exemplifies what we face: a professor and violent social revolutionary.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:29 AM (X+zQK)

141 >>Is any of this good, or should I put it in the prairie and give the prairie voles diabetes?.

Heh, maybe if it was twinkies it would still be "fresh?"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)

142 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (53oGX)

143 Huck Follywood

Wise people learn from the mistakes of others.

The Left is in no way wise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

144 Raccoons...

There are two of them that keep coming up onto the front porch were we feed the cats. I've been taking up the food, and water before going to bed.

They still come around at night... but this morning one was up on the porch, looked for food because the cats were out. Smart, fat piece of shit.

I put the food up as soon as the cats wandered off. So he got nothing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

You can fight them or you can feed them. I feed the cheap Sam's fog food at one end of the porch and the cats Pedigree at the other end.
It was that or
1. They muscle the cats out of the way and eat their food or
2. Kill all of them.
I'm tired of killing. I save that for hogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (UClSS)

145 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?

--

Ishtar
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

Eat My Dust?
(1976 Ron Howard car chase movie)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

146 Is any of this good, or should I put it in the prairie and give the prairie voles diabetes?.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's too long expired. I ate a can of beets the other day that was two years past, but a decade is no bueno.

Posted by: Don't Poidon Yourself at October 27, 2026 08:31 AM (EdP2u)

147 Is any of this good, or should I put it in the prairie and give the prairie voles diabetes?

Toss all of it. Food poisioning from expired goods is no fun. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 08:31 AM (YUt4G)

148 Yudhishthira's Dice

I will take your sound advice. The turkey vultures have gone south, but maybe the hawks and owls can feast on the sugar-coma voles.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

149 Thanks, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

150 Is any of this good, or should I put it in the prairie and give the prairie voles diabetes?.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

When in doubt, throw it out. You're talking 10+ years out of date. I might go two or three depending, but not 10.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (UClSS)

151 I house-sat for an older couple once in Monterey. At night you could hear the raccoons running around on the roof. It was eerie.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ)

152 129, also urine and dirty feet.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (VyBeY)

153 You just need to change it to:

Bring in the racoon: "TRASH PANDA!"

Should save you some grief.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:33 AM (6ydKt)

154 81 I chased 2 raccoons off my lawn at 3:30 this morning.

Fear me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

We'll be back! We're bringing backup!
Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)
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I'm in extended conflict with a raccoon who somehow gets into my garbage can, despite my taping all holes, locking the bear-proof top and putting a brick on it. How the sonofabitch gets in I do not know. I could get a trap and move him to a new home in a nearby pond, but I'd prefer he self-deport, looking for easier to get food.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (6sN1y)

155 Candy is not like beets. It's just a shitload of sugar (itself a preservative) and then... chemical preservatives. Even by the time it turns to dust, it's unlikely to cause food poisoning.

But it'll taste horrible.

Just throw it out. Replacement candy will be cut-rate in less than a week from now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2)

156 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?

--

Ishtar
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

Eat My Dust?
(1976 Ron Howard car chase movie)
Posted by: Count de Monet

Eat my rubber! Burn my dust!
Christmas Vacation
(Chevy Chase)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (UClSS)

157 I'm in extended conflict with a raccoon who somehow gets into my garbage can, despite my taping all holes, locking the bear-proof top and putting a brick on it. How the sonofabitch gets in I do not know. I could get a trap and move him to a new home in a nearby pond, but I'd prefer he self-deport, looking for easier to get food.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (6sN1y)
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Sounds like he thrives on challenge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 08:35 AM (FZ29D)

158 I'm in extended conflict with a raccoon who somehow gets into my garbage can, despite my taping all holes, locking the bear-proof top and putting a brick on it. How the sonofabitch gets in I do not know. I could get a trap and move him to a new home in a nearby pond, but I'd prefer he self-deport, looking for easier to get food.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Same way you do. Dude has opposable thumbs.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:36 AM (UClSS)

159 Biological Imperative >> Moral Imperative

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (wVcYX)

160 For Communists around the world, Robert Reich rose to the occasion, but came up short.

Posted by: mrp at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (rj6Yv)

161 I saw Bolsonaro also says there was widespread ballot-box stuffing in Lula supporting areas of Brazil. Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (6sN1y)

162 Islamism and Communism cannot not be contented with, they need to be eradicated.

That's the bottom line.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (XV/Pl)

163
The Raccoon-Woodpecker Alliance will bring terror upon homeowners.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH)

164 Moose the lab had a beef with Mr Groundhog a few weeks back. No more Mr Groundhog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (r2Icn)

165 Biological Imperative >> Moral Imperative
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (wVcYX)
=====

Biology and Morality are what the Party says they are.
-the Party

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

166 Raccoons are, to be kind, MONSTERS. We caught two once... one killed the other with intention to get us to open the cage to remove the body so it could escape. Beautiful creatures, but both intelligent and malevolent.

Posted by: American Hawkman at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (U1fU7)

167 Yeah, I wouldn't eat anything with ten year old chocolate in it.

I don't think it ages like fine wine.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:39 AM (6ydKt)

168 153 You just need to change it to:

Bring in the racoon: "TRASH PANDA!"

Posted by: SpeakingOf

We were teenagers. Our sense of humor demanded the other word. And I don't think Trash Panda was a known slang term that long ago. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (+4yJ5)

169 The Raccoon-Woodpecker Alliance will bring terror upon homeowners.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH)
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I beat back the woodpecker battalion. 'Fraid I can't say how.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (6sN1y)

170 I have an unstoppable coon. He's as fat as Nadler. On the rare occasion I see him, he's waddling around at half a mile an hour. It would be trivial to walk out and pistol-shoot him, but all these neighbors have doorbell cameras and some of them are probably coon-lovers because people are dumb.

So he remains free to steal and grow fat like Nadler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

171 The Raccoon-Woodpecker Alliance will bring terror upon homeowners.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The coalition is wider than you may think.

Posted by: Raccoon-Woodpecker-Penguin Movement at October 27, 2026 08:41 AM (EdP2u)

172 163
The Raccoon-Woodpecker Alliance will bring terror upon homeowners.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH)

Thankfully no racoons around here, we do get the odd opossum every now and then.

But woodpeckers...
There was one who loved nothing more than to peck at a metal A/C frame every morning at dawn.

I wanted to beat him with a hammer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:41 AM (6ydKt)

173 Reich is 80, Lula is 81 today. Leftists will never learn that their beliefs about government and society are completely wrong. Unfortunately crazies like al-Sayed are the next generation of loons. Communism, now with more jihadis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:42 AM (h7zKj)

174 Many Jewish Democrats feel they “must choose between our faith and our party,” she said, and she then argued in favor of choosing faith in the Democrat Party over faith in Judaism.

~~"We have no king but Caesar!"~~

I sincerely hope Jewish people remember the First Commandment.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:42 AM (OlzlW)

175 We were teenagers. Our sense of humor demanded the other word. And I don't think Trash Panda was a known slang term that long ago. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (+4yJ5)

Ahh yes, that changes things.
I missed the part about this happening that far back.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:43 AM (6ydKt)

176 Replacement candy will be cut-rate in less than a week from now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2)
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Been out for three weeks already in our town, despite fewer and fewer children. Our town had been talking about building a new elementary school with all the new migrants but somehow, that need has receded. Can't imagine why.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:43 AM (6sN1y)

177 >>I saw Bolsonaro also says there was widespread ballot-box stuffing in Lula supporting areas of Brazil. Sounds familiar.

The Brazilian election was obviously corrupt. You could see it from the moon.

Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.

Why?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)

178 So he remains free to steal and grow fat like Nadler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)
====================
Have-A-Heart plus local pond. Sometimes, tough solutions are the only way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:45 AM (6sN1y)

179 Raccoons in my experience are really nasty creatures. Mean and nasty… I stay away from them

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 08:46 AM (0Jm0d)

180 The Brazilian election was obviously corrupt. You could see it from the moon.

Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.

Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)

Globohomo supports globohomo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

181 Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.

Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
======

DataRepublican says that rapid international acclamation and affirmation is part of the playbook.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

182 Has everyone already voted? Do so, if you have not! Every vote will matter this year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:47 AM (6sN1y)

183
Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.

Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m

Good question... Trump said he thinks the election looks questionable but that he "likes" Lula, and gets along with him...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:47 AM (+gK6I)

184 Been out for three weeks already in our town, despite fewer and fewer children. Our town had been talking about building a new elementary school with all the new migrants but somehow, that need has receded. Can't imagine why.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:43 AM (6sN1y)

I'm noticing far fewer Aztecs in my town, too. I think some of that is self-deportation. We've had some actual deportations, too. Some of the teachers were crying recently when the cops came to collect kids from the school after their parents got rolled by ICE raids one day.

I think that in blood-red areas like this, with full cooperation from locals, a lot of these Aztecs aren't actually self-deporting, but relocating to blue areas to weather the storm. At least it gets them out of our hair for awhile, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:48 AM (BI5O2)

185 JackStraw

Those leaders have self-identified as our sworn enemies. Actually helpful, for those that need to see clearly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

186 We used to keep some cat food outside in a bowl so the cat didn’t have to come in all the time in the summer, but we had to constantly refill it. Finally noticed that at least one racoon was there a lot - maybe a possum or two at night.

So I came out the back door one afternoon while it was still light out, and there was a big one chowing down. I thought he’d be scared of me like most wild things so I stepped towards him; but he just stood up on his hind legs, hands at his sides, and looked straight at me with a toothy snarl. I could almost hear him saying “you want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?”
I just said “ok then the bowl’s yours, don’t mind me” and beat a hasty retreat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (fYoho)

187 You can fight them or you can feed them. I feed the cheap Sam's fog food at one end of the porch and the cats Pedigree at the other end.
It was that or
1. They muscle the cats out of the way and eat their food or
2. Kill all of them.
I'm tired of killing. I save that for hogs.
Posted by: rickb223
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If I'm motivated, and the cats are out of the way, I'll take my Ruger SR-22 fitted with a can with me and pop the raccoons from a chair on the porch.

Only one died on the porch... great head shot, but the others that get winged take off. Let nature take its course. Figure at least one or two are "vets."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (RORbl)

188 They would load Jimmy Carter's retarded ass on a plane to Brazil in earlier times. He was a preacher man and farmer - straight shooter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (r2Icn)

189 179 Raccoons in my experience are really nasty creatures. Mean and nasty… I stay away from them
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 08:46 AM (0Jm0d)

We had one that was raiding our garden and my husband put out a trap for it.... Caught it and I went out to look at it in the cage and thought how cute it looked.. Got closer and it went berserk... Glad it was in the cage.... Husband took it 20 miles away to a new home in the woods....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:50 AM (+gK6I)

190 >>The Raccoon-Woodpecker Alliance will bring terror upon homeowners.

And the clever, destructive squirrels!

*shakes fist at the sky*

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:50 AM (rOKnE)

191 >>Raccoons in my experience are really nasty creatures. Mean and nasty… I stay away from them

Wise decision. I was standing in my driveway last Friday afternoon around 4 helping the HVAC load some tools into his van when we heard some rustling and weird growling sounds. My yard slopes from east to west and when we came out from behind the van we saw a big fat raccoon come stumbling out of the woods on the east side of the yard and proceed to walk backwards and tumble his way across the yard. He's stop briefly to his and growl at us and the roll over or continue his drunken backwards walk.

He was either rabid which is pretty common in raccoons or hammered on something. He eventually fell backwards off the wall on the left side of the yard and disappeared into the woods.

The only thing missing was Yakkity Sax.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

192 If I'm motivated, and the cats are out of the way, I'll take my Ruger SR-22 fitted with a can with me and pop the raccoons from a chair on the porch.

Only one died on the porch... great head shot, but the others that get winged take off. Let nature take its course. Figure at least one or two are "vets."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:49 AM (RORbl)
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I want to be you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

193 Raccoons are the welfare queens of the animal world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (2GVsD)

194 I don't know if it's possible to stuff ballot boxes in Brazil.

They use an electronic voting system that is standard across the country and is administered by a juridical unit called the Electoral Justice system.

The EJS is controlled by the TSE (Superior Electoral Court).

Their voting machines aren't capable of an internet connection so they'd have to corrupt each machine manually to add/change votes on them.

I guess anything is possible, but it's not as easy as marking a bunch of ballots and putting them in the box.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:52 AM (6ydKt)

195 The Davos bunch loves Lula. He runs Brazil exactly the way they want him to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (fYoho)

196 Controversy brewing again in the UK, this time over promised increases in Defense budget, which is die for public release tomorrow. The government is accused of hiding spending for security services and even some social welfare spending within the military numbers, hoping to fool NATO while still maintaining other spending.

NATO os dead.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (JGkXT)

197
I guess anything is possible, but it's not as easy as marking a bunch of ballots and putting them in the box.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:52 AM (6ydKt)

So maybe the voters there are just that stupid...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (+gK6I)

198 Macron and Sanchez are probably on the way out. Albanese in Australia is unpopular. Van der Layen is hated in the EU
They can congratulate Lula all they want but they're gone, assuming no steal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (h7zKj)

199 Lizzy

Nurse Ratched has an answer. She is a crack shot, and has put down animals before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

200 The only thing missing was Yakkity Sax.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

That is a funny image. The late, great Benny Hill

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (0Jm0d)

201 Yet certain world leaders like Macron, Sanchez in Spain, Sheinbaum in Mexico, Albanese in Australia, Ursala von der Leyen of the EU and others rushed to congratulate him.

Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)

I recall world leaders rushing to congratulate Biden as well.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (OlzlW)

202 Trash Pandas got the rain barrel at Grandpa Aspirin Factory's farm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (r2Icn)

203 >>For Communists around the world, Robert Reich rose to the occasion, but came up short.

He's sad knowing that whatever policy heights he reached while serving Clinton will be dwarfed by giants of industry such a Musk.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

204 179 Raccoons in my experience are really nasty creatures.

On the topic of the raccoon we worked with: A friend of mine was sitting with her. She was on her back and he was feeding her grapes. When he ran out, she rolled over, grabbed his hand and sniffed him out.

My friend apologized and said that he ran out. She thought about it and then bit him.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (+4yJ5)

205 I recall world leaders rushing to congratulate Biden as well.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (OlzlW)

And if I remember correctly Bibi was first...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (+gK6I)

206 They can congratulate Lula all they want but they're gone, assuming no steal
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM

I think I've spotted a slight flaw in the theory.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (KRh8R)

207 Today Is National Black Cat Day. 🐈‍⬛

Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (wzaBj)

208 >>Nurse Ratched has an answer. She is a crack shot, and has put down animals before.

Yeah, poisoning them isn't an option because we don't want to kill the neighborhood owls.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:56 AM (rOKnE)

209 This thing with communism we're experiencing is exactly what happened in Germany in the 1920's and '30's.

And nobody is going to come along and save us from ourselves.

Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2026 08:56 AM (VEPdQ)

210 The Brazilian election was obviously corrupt. You could see it from the moon."

"Down in the banana republic..."

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (pfXMo)

211 Can you eat raccoon meat?

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

212 - Daisy PowerPoint 880
10 pumps - gavel drops

Posted by: TeeJ at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (ix5nG)

213 205 I recall world leaders rushing to congratulate Biden as well.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 27, 2026 08:54 AM (OlzlW)

And if I remember correctly Bibi was first...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (+gK6I)

You've got that backwards, Netanyahu was relatively late to congratulate Biden.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (okun6)

214 >>Those leaders have self-identified as our sworn enemies. Actually helpful, for those that need to see clearly.

Exactly, Salty.

This is a global movement not a series of unrelated events. The west was flooded with 3rd world migrants while borders seemed to evaporate at the same time not because of some cosmic coincidence. It's a plan.

Trump sealed the borders and stopped the flood in a long weekend. Others could too but they choose not to. The lie and do nothing just like Biden did. This is what globalist groups like the UN and the WEF have been preaching for years. And it requires like minded, far left leaders. The rush to congratulate winners of corrupt elections because that gives them international legitimacy.

Who are we to question the election when the world agrees Lula won?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (viF8m)

215 Nessel is a sloppy drunken, self-gassing spokes-courveh for new and improved Zyklon CDEF & G!!!!

She is cute though.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (2ap+5)

216 Nessel needs to prove her commitment to the cause, she needs to let Al-Sayd have his way with her.

Reich and Clinton went around Congress saying no to bailing out Mexico to bail Mexico out during an economic crisis that threatened Reich's Wall Street buddies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (2GVsD)

217
You've got that backwards, Netanyahu was relatively late to congratulate Biden.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 08:57 AM (okun6)

Then I remember it incorrectly... Won't be the first time...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (+gK6I)

218 It's starting to look like R voters are realizing the stakes, that the Dems mean to never lose power again and only want to punish Trump and Trump voters.

Brazil is where we would be if Trump had not won in 2024--openly steal elections (with assists from their corrupt courts), arrest the opposition, ban any criticism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (3cUTc)

219 On that story about "What Men Are Good For," the comment section has a long quote from Ayn Rand about feminine women and hero-worship that reads as if it were something from Robert Heinlein:

". . . [Hero-worship] does not mean that there is a romantic or sexual intention in her attitude toward all men; quite the contrary: the higher her view of masculinity, the more severely demanding her standards. It means that she never loses the awareness of her own sexual identity and theirs. It means that a properly feminine woman does not treat men as if she were their pal, sister, mother -- or leader.”

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)

220 Today Is National Black Cat Day. 🐈‍⬛
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 08:55 AM (wzaBj)
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Penny will be thrilled to hear that!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 08:59 AM (FZ29D)

221 will be dwarfed by giants"

Or pretty much everyone...

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:59 AM (pfXMo)

222 I can never understand why the Jewish community hates itself so much that they will vote for the very people wanting their demise.

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (j3Fsw)

223 211 Can you eat raccoon meat?
Posted by: Bulg

Consider their diet before dining.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (r2Icn)

224 215 She was cute and very funny for the brief time I knew her in college.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)

225 211 Can you eat raccoon meat?
Posted by: Bulg

Road-kill stew? AGAIN?

Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (Y8DZL)

226 Can you eat raccoon meat?
Posted by: Bulg

You can. I'm not that hungry just yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (UClSS)

227 So maybe the voters there are just that stupid...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (+gK6I)

When Jair Bolsanaro lost the election in 2021 he maintained, at least for a month or so, that some machines were manipulated and gave the election to Lula. He was asking for the Brazilian military to investigate his allegations, but then the hammer came down and he fled to Orlando.

I haven't really seen much on that story since then.
The Brazilians *claim* the system is immune to fraud and there have been no proven fraud allegations since they first started using the electronic voting machines in 2000.

But, maybe Flavio can prove they've manipulated those machines this time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (6ydKt)

228 Nessel is a sloppy drunken, self-gassing spokes-courveh for new and improved Zyklon CDEF & G!!!!
*
She is cute though.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026

***
Rare, it seems, among Dem women. She looks a little like the actress Sophia Bush.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (wzUl9)

229 Stupid auto-c

Powerline

Posted by: TeeJ at October 27, 2026 09:01 AM (ix5nG)

230 227 So maybe the voters there are just that stupid...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:53 AM (+gK6I)

When Jair Bolsanaro lost the election in 2021 he maintained, at least for a month or so, that some machines were manipulated and gave the election to Lula. He was asking for the Brazilian military to investigate his allegations, but then the hammer came down and he fled to Orlando.

I haven't really seen much on that story since then.
The Brazilians *claim* the system is immune to fraud and there have been no proven fraud allegations since they first started using the electronic voting machines in 2000.

But, maybe Flavio can prove they've manipulated those machines this time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:00 AM (6ydKt)

Flavio's passports have already been taken. Odds on him going to jail seem pretty high at the moment so he won't be in much position to prove anything.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (okun6)

231 One service tech with a thumb drive to update the machines at each polling station will fix the results.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (2GVsD)

232 Today Is National Black Cat Day. 🐈‍⬛
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026

***
"Pffft. Every day is my day."
(-- My black cat Stirling)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (wzUl9)

233 Can you eat raccoon meat?"

Sure. Finish it in 10 minutes or less and you get this free coonskin cap...

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (pfXMo)

234 Oh, for pete's sake, this is who is demanding Bolosnaro's passport seized - Duda Salabert:

https://tinyurl.com/4zjhfnx8

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (rOKnE)

235 China is a huge market for Brazilian crops. They buy vast amounts of their soybeans, to the detriment of US farmers. Corn, too. It's all a massive international criminal cabal.

Posted by: Internation Communist Conspiracy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (EdP2u)

236 Regarding all of the corrupt Michigan pols: who is it that said “if you shoot a couple of these people, all of the rest of them will go home?”

Posted by: H8 marxist rat bastards at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (nd4Tt)

237 Regarding all of the corrupt Michigan pols: who is it that said “if you shoot a couple of these people, all of the rest of them will go home?”
Posted by: H8 marxist rat bastards

Could have been me.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (UClSS)

238 Nessel went from being scared to go to the Michigan Dem convention because of anti-Semitism to supporting al-Sayed. Booze, it's what's for lunch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (h7zKj)

239 223 211 Can you eat raccoon meat?
Posted by: Bulg

A whole lot of country folk in the south, black and white, eat (or ate) racoon whenever they could get it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (fYoho)

240 Who or what is a Nessel?

Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:04 AM (Oy/m2)

241 A whiff of grapeshot does wonders to a riot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)

242 She is cute though.
Posted by: Oglebay

Looks like she's not the only one with a drinking problem.

Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)

243 I notice a lot of leftie posters are retreating back to favorable polls, prediction markets or generic ballot now that early votes are coming in, and not discussing the actual votes.

Oh sure, some are putting on a brave face and crowing about "record turnout in Harris-won counties!"
Pretending there isn't R votes in those counties as well.

The more insane are still calling for 54 D in the Senate

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2026 09:05 AM (3cUTc)

244 Who or what is a Nessel?
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026

***
Next on the list after a mussel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (wzUl9)

245 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

246 Flavio's passports have already been taken. Odds on him going to jail seem pretty high at the moment so he won't be in much position to prove anything.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (okun6)

He has supporters and their social media is just as active as ours is with the left vs. right battle, so word will get out if there is evidence of fraud, beyond the Supreme court judge extending the voting which was bad enough.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (6ydKt)

247 It's probably not a good sign for Democrats that they're sending panicked spammy notes to me (I haven't been a DINO for several years and am now a Republican) saying things like "We must not let this threat happen" from Hakeem Jeffries and Elizabeth Warren about the possibility of Republicans taking control of the entire Congress and asking for money and a vote.

My favorite, though was one sent to my mother saying "We depend upon you, _____(her name) or "Your status has changed _____" Yes, it has . She's been dead since the 1980's and if she were alive wouldn't be voting for Democrats. It made me laugh, though but I expect there wll be lots of dead folks voting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (JrHfD)

248 Who or what is a Nessel?

Slang for political whore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)

249 Robert "Third" Reich is a Nazi midget and should never be taken seriously and ridiculed at every opportunity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

250 She is cute though.
Posted by: Oglebay

Looks like she's not the only one with a drinking problem.
Posted by: Auspex

Shots fired! Shots fired!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:07 AM (UClSS)

251 Sponge

Thousand Millimeter Reich

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

252 We have a Sponge sighting!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (UClSS)

253
My favorite, though was one sent to my mother saying "We depend upon you, _____(her name) or "Your status has changed _____" Yes, it has . She's been dead since the 1980's and if she were alive wouldn't be voting for Democrats. It made me laugh, though but I expect there wll be lots of dead folks voting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:06 AM (JrHfD)

My Mother-in-law died 10 years ago at 97 and we still get Dem stuff for her... She's probably still voting...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (+gK6I)

254 "Something’s Rotten in Brasília: Did Lula Just Use Biden’s Playbook?"

There was no mention of Dominion or machine voting, but I'd heard they has infiltrated many S. American countries, so they could change vote totals with the flip of an outside but connected source. Or maybe just the "in case of emergency, break out these boxes of ballots".

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2026 09:08 AM (vbXSk)

255 235 China is a huge market for Brazilian crops. They buy vast amounts of their soybeans, to the detriment of US farmers. Corn, too. It's all a massive international criminal cabal.

Posted by: Internation Communist Conspiracy at October 27, 2026 09:02 AM (EdP2u)

China is Brazil's biggest trading partner.
It's been that way for a decade and longer.

They also supply(ied) alot of mineral, iron ore especially.
Although some of that has slowed down with China's economy slowing, so is Brazil's.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (6ydKt)

256 I just don’t see the Dana Nessel is cute thing. I looked at several photos; not seeing it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (0Jm0d)

257 I also have one of those .177 pellet rifles that's "quiet." Crappy scope on it (I should fix that) but it's a bit unwieldly when sitting. I've used that to zing the raccoons from the back deck.

They're smart little fuckers. They use cover.

They almost always come from the side of the property closest to the woods with several points of cover, including a 300 gallon propane take that I will not, ever, point anything at.

The raccoons... they know this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (RORbl)

258 >>He has supporters and their social media is just as active as ours is with the left vs. right battle, so word will get out if there is evidence of fraud, beyond the Supreme court judge extending the voting which was bad enough.

Within minutes of the election being called, Lula made a speech where he warned about the dangers of foreign social media and said it needed to be "controlled".

The left is nothing if not organized.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 09:09 AM (viF8m)

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