Mid-Morning Art Thread

The White Factory
Katherine Schmidt

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (KRh8R)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 Title checks out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (KRh8R)

4 ray sis

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

5 No boobs. No dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (G9z2o)

6 This looks like a good place to hide some missiles.

Posted by: Hamas at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (LTM0A)

7 so that's where it's made.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (Bep7s)

8 Looks vaguely like Cheese Chalet, Monroe WI.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (Jr5Lq)

9 This is a repeat, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

10 Katherine needs to work on her perspective.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (RORbl)

11 Handsome. Looks humid and as though it's going to rain, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

12 they have many greek villa customers.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

13 So this is where the whities come from?

Posted by: Rev. Al at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (o2Pnv)

14 Looks like something that came out of the WPA.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (97NWC)

15 Now THAT is a narrow-gauge railroad!

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

16 Soon to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (wzaBj)

17 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (KRh8R)

18 Crackers are made there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (8B4gm)

19 must be a rice paddy.

Posted by: uncle ben at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

20 8 lovely goetz theatre.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

21 The structure over to the left, with a cone atop it, looks as if it's leaning against the wall. Is it supposed to be some kind of ramp?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

22 Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes all the same

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)

23 13 tighty whities.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

24 would hang

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

25 this is a repeat

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

26 The structure over to the left, with a cone atop it, looks as if it's leaning against the wall. Is it supposed to be some kind of ramp?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM

That's a white silo. It's where they store the white before shipping.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (KRh8R)

27 There's been a factory recall...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

28 At first, I thought it was a church

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

29 The newly made crackers can use the sliding board out front.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (8B4gm)

30 What's that style called? Bloopy-bloorp?

Posted by: Trotski at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (nEUC6)

31 21 white noise generator.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

32 There's a storm coming.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (8B4gm)

33 That factory was essential to my survival. I was able to make a meager living selling meagers until I turned to a life of crime.

Posted by: Virgil Starkwell at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (EdP2u)

34 25 this is a repeat
Posted by: Don Black

That's what I was going to say!

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Y8DZL)

35 isle of wight?

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:36 AM (Bep7s)

36 I like the style but the painting is boring and the composition doesn't direct the viewer anywhere in particular.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:36 AM (Ti9vn)

37 that pile of slag is a byproduct.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

38 those utility poles have no wires...what is this thing?!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (AKptf)

39 This painting is boring as hell.

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

40 36 to the ashpile.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

41 37 that pile of slag is a byproduct.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

========

"A pile of slags?! Where!"
-British men

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (pfZGz)

42 38 those are resistors.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

43 I wonder how this work will look in a fireplace....

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (AKptf)

44 My white building painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (Ti9vn)

45
Looks like a cover illustration for the Nazi Kiides' Favorite Book:

"Heinrich Heidelberg and the Zyklon B Factory"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (YSUhf)

46 here she was / Just a-walkin' down the street / Singin' 'Doo wah diddy diddy / Dum diddy doo … ". Yeah you rite, brah …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (ayRl+)

47 The pole on the right appears a bit bent.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

48 weird that it's right nextdoor to the brown factory.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)

49 Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (Ti9vn)

That's good.

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

50
Would not hang.

Vaguely unpleasant.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (YSUhf)

51 The whites were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (FAxhF)

52 I like it.

Do they make white there?

Don't let Antifa know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (Y/06r)

53 *sigh*

kiides = kiddies'

Thx AC.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (YSUhf)

54 A Katherine Schmidt work for National Cat Day (today):

https://tinyurl.com/4te43ad

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (rOKnE)

55 I watched the movie Basquiat last night. It tripled my hate of the pretentious Lefty art world.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Ti9vn)

56 The Starving Artists Art Sale down by the Interstate rejected this painting. Everyone hoped the "artist" starved to death.

Posted by: Waste Management, Inc. at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (EdP2u)

57
Notice how big the White building is, compared to the building of color right next to the rail tracks.

Racist.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Y8DZL)

58 Would not hang.

Vaguely unpleasant.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (YSUhf)

I like the grass and the clouds. That telephone pole is bent which is annoying the hell out of me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

59 51 The whites were angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (FAxhF)
______________

Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (ayRl+)

60 58 make sure not to look at the other one.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

61 Painting looks like a bad trip.

Posted by: Your Brain On Drugs at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (EdP2u)

62 59 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (ayRl+)

====

The Birth of a Nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (pfZGz)

63
I like the grass and the clouds. That telephone pole is bent which is annoying the hell out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Welcome to old age. I was about to yell at those clouds as well.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:44 AM (Y8DZL)

64 59 color purple?

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

65 38 those are resistors.
Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:38 AM

A water cannon will take care of that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (KRh8R)

66 I wanna live in this world where the smokestacks are straight and the power poles aren't.

Posted by: No Ruler Art! at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (EdP2u)

67 1928 is a little early for the WPA, but social realism was already in the air in the art world. The small building with the conical roof could be a water tank for the factory, then the so-called ramp could be a spillway if they wanted to empty out the tank.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (97NWC)

68 61 see you next fall!

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

69 That's "The white Factory," per the style guide. Do better.

Posted by: NYT at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (BI5O2)

70 Look up the painting Basquiat sold for 110 million dollars named Untitled.

What a gas lighting crock of crap.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (Ti9vn)

71 those utility poles have no wires...what is this thing?!
Posted by: runner

Why would one stack wood in front of a pole like that? Stupid.

It looks the rails to the barn have no support cross ties either. And there's no access door/opening on the barn for the cart.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (8B4gm)

72 65 "viva la ppblbpt!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

73 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.
Posted by: Dr_No

The answer you're looking for will not be given up by the horde.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:46 AM (Y8DZL)

74 That telephone pole is bent which is annoying the hell out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's outside Bill Clinton's house.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 09:46 AM (NMvV5)

75 "viva la ppblbpt!"
Posted by: cmeat

Bill the Cat!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 09:47 AM (NMvV5)

76 weird that it's right nextdoor to the brown factory.
Posted by: cmeat

Please! That would be 'factory of color'!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2026 09:47 AM (SaoqG)

77 this is a repeat

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

Yup... a couple of years ago, but I like the piece, so you will have to suffer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

78 75 "this is (sylvia), she does my laundry."

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

79 Needs graffiti.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (RORbl)

80 >>I watched the movie Basquiat last night. It tripled my hate of the pretentious Lefty art world.

Heh.

There's a film called (Untitled) that mocks ALL of it.

https://tinyurl.com/yznkab6t

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (rOKnE)

81 Polynikes white building is much nicer than this one. Prettier tree, too.

Posted by: The Joy Of Painting at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (EdP2u)

82 77 this is a repeat

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

Yup... a couple of years ago, but I like the piece, so you will have to suffer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

And suffering produces character.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar8)

83 The artist did paint dogs and cats so she did create art. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:50 AM (Ti9vn)

84 "but I like the piece" Me too.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

85 Boring and vaguely unpleasant. There seems to be no life or energy anywhere. Just blah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (yEz+x)

86 This does not look nearly large enough to produce the number of whites required

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (ZzFQA)

87 It's a still life!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (f5HbQ)

88 And suffering produces character.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar

Exactly. It is my job to build character in the commentariat!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (k5CNB)

89 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (Gqar8)

90 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.
Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (ayRl+)

Come on, do better Sheriff Bart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Y/06r)

91 manufacturing the absence of color until 1908.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

92 Alternate title:

"Young Friedrich Hied It To The Village Hardware Store For Cans of Spray Paint All The While Dreaming of All the Delightful Graffiti and Dick Pics He Would Draw On The White Factory"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (YSUhf)

93 Factory didn't spend much on landscaping around the plant. Nor an employee parking lot. Or even a picnic table for the tobacco addict employees to take a smoke break at.

Posted by: Raleigh Coupon Redeemer at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (EdP2u)

94 The White Factory - a limerick

Two Chinese fellows thought they had it right
Built a honky factory, a marvelous sight!
But their plan was doomed to fail
When they went beyond the Pale
Because two Wongs can't make a White

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Ns+8q)

95 Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (rOKnE)

Thanks. They're preaching to the choir.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Ti9vn)

96 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (Gqar

heh . I like cats.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM (Ti9vn)

97 but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal

Obligatory Mrs. Slocombe joke here. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM (SaoqG)

98 And suffering produces character.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar

----
According to an ancient little green Jedi Master, suffering is the end product of hate, anger, and fear.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)

99 I watched the movie Basquiat last night. It tripled my hate of the pretentious Lefty art world.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Ti9vn)
______

The movie or the documentary? I couldn't sit through the movie, but the documentary was interesting.

I was surprised how easy it was for art dealers and promoters to create a new superstar overnight, from literally nothing, and the supposedly sophisticated (and very rich) art collectors just lapped it up. Talk about NPCs ....

Basquiat had some talent, and he certainly knew how to manipulate homosexuals like Warhol, but he basically painted the same thing over and over ... and over.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 09:55 AM (iFTx/)

100 I love this. Favor pastoral scenes, farmland, green fields, sheaves of hay.

Totally alien and fascinating and calming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

101 >>It's a still life!

Still
Life
Barely
Hanging
On

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:55 AM (rOKnE)

102 Civilization: it was nice while it lasted.

Life-threatening violence broke out at a 12-year-olds girls’ softball game over the weekend, leaving one man unconscious with a fractured skull, a grandfather with a broken hip, and a Texas couple arrested and charged with assault.
Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife, Jazmine Hall, were attending their daughter’s game at Imperial Park in the Houston suburb of Sugar Land, Texas, on Saturday when a verbal dispute among parents erupted into a physical attack, according to ABC 13.

Video.

https://tinyurl.com/mvydcww9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

103 Exactly. It is my job to build character in the commentariat!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

***********

Don't we already have enough characters in this crowd?

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (Ns+8q)

104 Explodin’ Whale day is nae til twelth the November.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (LHPAg)

105 Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty accused conservative media personalities O’Keefe, 42, and Higby, 26, of “try[ing] to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems” on Wednesday . . . “Mr. O’Keefe and Mr. Higby filmed themselves and posted the videos to social media to try to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems

This is a common thing you see from leftwing regimes. As their systems fail in whatever they are supposed to do the claim becomes they are only failing because of "wreckers" - if everyone just worked in the system and believed in it, it would magically start working...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

106 'And suffering produces character.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar
----
According to an ancient little green Jedi Master, suffering is the end product of hate, anger, and fear.'

"3 Not only that, but we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, 4 and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, 5 and hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us."

Romans 5 ESV

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (Jr5Lq)

107 You must have character and not be one.

Something someone said once.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (xLFgT)

108 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal

The difficult part is getting the cat to sit still for a portrait. I recommend staples.

Posted by: weft cut-Frank Cross at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (nEUC6)

109 We have Grant Wood's Fall Plowing in the living room.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

110 Is this a rerun?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (6SIvd)

111 At least mow the grass. Making the lowly factory workers trudge through that tall grass all summer! Probably had to pull ticks off each other before their drudgery even started.

Posted by: No OSHA, Then at October 29, 2026 09:58 AM (EdP2u)

112 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

The person who posted that vid is a delusional black racist.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:59 AM (Ti9vn)

113 Exactly. It is my job to build character in the commentariat!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM

Just because the commenters are characters, doesn't mean they have character.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 29, 2026 10:00 AM (KRh8R)

114 manufacturing the absence of color until 1908.
Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

Absence of color = black.

All colors yields white, if we talking about light and not pigments,

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 29, 2026 10:00 AM (97NWC)

115 According to an ancient little green Jedi Master, suffering is the end product of hate, anger, and fear.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM

And that same ancient little green Jedi Master said, upon hearing complaints about a repeat, "Whinge not you otto, man."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2026 10:00 AM (0sNs1)

116 Civilization: it was nice while it lasted.

Life-threatening violence broke out at a 12-year-olds girls’ softball game over the weekend, leaving one man unconscious with a fractured skull, a grandfather with a broken hip, and a Texas couple arrested and charged with assault.
Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife, Jazmine Hall, were attending their daughter’s game at Imperial Park in the Houston suburb of Sugar Land, Texas, on Saturday when a verbal dispute among parents erupted into a physical attack, according to ABC 13.

Video.

https://tinyurl.com/mvydcww9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
________

So ... a black tough guy sucker-punches a white dude with a metal water bottle. He then gets his ass beat by a white grandfather. Then his wife jumps in after the grandfather is already hurt. You probably won't be surprised to learn that she's ... an assistant high school principal. She resigned.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (iFTx/)

117 Boring and vaguely unpleasant. There seems to be no life or energy anywhere. Just blah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (yEz+x)

hotair.com/art

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)

118 102 known locally as "hy larry us kiarious."

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:02 AM (Bep7s)

119 Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife, Jazmine Hall, were attending their daughter’s game at Imperial Park

Did Chlamydia's team win?

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:02 AM (Y8DZL)

120 I seem to remember some white factory jokes. Maybe it was a different white factory.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (6SIvd)

121 I think that’s a munchkin train track running in front of the factory.

The silo is where they store the mayonnaise. Tanker trucks back up to the ramp to fill up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (xOuxV)

122 So ... a black tough guy sucker-punches a white dude with a metal water bottle. He then gets his ass beat by a white grandfather. Then his wife jumps in after the grandfather is already hurt. You probably won't be surprised to learn that she's ... an assistant high school principal. She resigned.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (iFTx/)
=====

All of them are Great Americans.

Kicking ass at high school sports games is what made this country great!

*lobs football at floor producer*

Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

123 So ... a black tough guy sucker-punches a white dude with a metal water bottle. He then gets his ass beat by a white grandfather. Then his wife jumps in after the grandfather is already hurt. You probably won't be surprised to learn that she's ... an assistant high school principal. She resigned.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Why my sons and I had The Talk.
Don't be around violence prone people.

Posted by: MkY at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (bmy0Q)

124 The only thing surprising about the softball riot is that Kiarious and Jazmine are married.

Posted by: Wonders Never Cease at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (EdP2u)

125 Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty accused conservative media personalities O’Keefe, 42, and Higby, 26, of “try[ing] to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems” on Wednesday . . . “Mr. O’Keefe and Mr. Higby filmed themselves and posted the videos to social media to try to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems

This is a common thing you see from leftwing regimes. As their systems fail in whatever they are supposed to do the claim becomes they are only failing because of "wreckers" - if everyone just worked in the system and believed in it, it would magically start working...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

They're just pissed off because every time they try an undercover operation against racist and corrupt white people they fail. So much so the make shit up and report false hate crimes.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (Ti9vn)

126 Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife

1. "Kiarious"? Was this dude conceived in the back seat of a Kia?

B. "and his wife" Wow. How refreshing.

III. F*ck these people, in particular.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (KRh8R)

127 Off, Pulp Fiction sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (KRh8R)

128 All cultures are equal.

Machete Mob Attacks Ebola Workers in Congo as Cases Pass 10,000
. . . .
“Here are the people that are spreading the Ebola virus through people’s toilets and rivers!” the angry group of local residents shouted, summoning an even angrier band of youths armed with clubs and machetes. The nurse died at the scene after the mob attacked.
A few days before that deadly incident, another community worker in the area was attacked by a mob and escaped with his life, but the mob set his house on fire.

-
Obamacare Africa style.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)

129 A factory, such an inspiring subject for art, comrade.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (M0I1r)

130 The "Tieless" railroad was an experiment that was quickly abandoned.

Posted by: Nice Try, Though at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (EdP2u)

131 114 i'm of the true black is the sum of all colors.
"pinkusfuktus! pinkusfuktus!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (Bep7s)

132 hotair.com/art
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)
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Which site has more Rothko??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

133 114 i seldom do cyan or magenta.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

134 Kiarious or whatever the fuck, beat that guy with a steel thermos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (8B4gm)

135 A few days before that deadly incident, another community worker in the area was attacked by a mob and escaped with his life, but the mob set his house on fire.

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Obamacare Africa style.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)
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Second look at virgin-sacrifice?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)

136
must be a rice paddy.
Posted by: uncle ben at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

I thought the Irish were more into barley?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (iqcvy)

137 Which site has more Rothko??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM

Theirs, obviously. Most of our threads point out that it's nice, but it's no Rothko.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:07 AM (KRh8R)

138 Africans: hey that guy is always around sick people!

*burns doctor's house*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:07 AM (RIvkX)

139 Africans: hey that guy is always around sick people!

*burns doctor's house*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:07 AM

To quote the late P.J. O'Rourke:

"Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:08 AM (KRh8R)

140 A factory, such an inspiring subject for art, comrade.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

It can be.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 10:09 AM (8B4gm)

141 That was in Texas - he won't be in for very long. He'll have the forties nicely chilled for Karmelo's release party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 10:09 AM (BI5O2)

142 Jack Bruce originally titled the song "White Factory", but poet Pete Brown found it wouldn't fit the meter, so "White Room" it is.

Posted by: Cream's Greatest Hits at October 29, 2026 10:09 AM (EdP2u)

143 59 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM

And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

144 143 59 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM

And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

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Through the Vatican?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (pfZGz)

145 This is a common thing you see from leftwing regimes. As their systems fail in whatever they are supposed to do the claim becomes they are only failing because of "wreckers" - if everyone just worked in the system and believed in it, it would magically start working...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)
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Pointing out the flaws in their "system" is a capital offense, worthy of the death penalty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FZ29D)

146 Twenty three minutes of Mielczewski:
youtube.com/watch?v=mfGDcvLC2wM

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

147 Which site has more Rothko??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM

Theirs, obviously. Most of our threads point out that it's nice, but it's no Rothko.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They also have way more paintings of naked Ed Morrisey on an ottoman than we do.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

148
“Here are the people that are spreading the Ebola virus through people’s toilets and rivers!” the angry group of local residents shouted

Same thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM (iqcvy)

149 The racist and religious bigotry attacks against El Sayed are evil!

Pakistan’s Top Court Upholds Christian Man’s Death Sentence for Blasphemy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

150 Speaking of art

@Wendys 10m
we got a wendys video game before gta vi

WendyQuest drops 11/4
x.com/Wendys/status/2115805962426843475

Posted by: weft cut-Frank Cross at October 29, 2026 10:12 AM (nEUC6)

151 And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

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Through the Vatican?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM

And next, I won't be able to defecate in peace.

Posted by: The Bear at October 29, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

152 136 "like white on barley" has a ring to it.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)

153 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM

And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

=======

Through the Vatican?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

Bill Gates Sees an AI-Free Future for Some: “Like the Amish”

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Poor bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

154
Second look at virgin-sacrifice?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)

Ah. I see that you've been to a Magic: The Gathering convention....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:14 AM (iqcvy)

155 hotair.com/art

*******

Hmmmm...

I wonder what rhymes with 'vibrant'

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Ns+8q)

156 CBD, here's an artwork I saw this week. Might be a good post. YMMV. Schizophrenic draftsman does surrealism a century ahead of his time:
https://tinyurl.com/3vxem7jx

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Jr5Lq)

157 They also have way more paintings of naked Ed Morrisey on an ottoman than we do.
Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM

Hopefully CBD has quit monitoring the Thread in hopes of future inspirations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

158 A few days before that deadly incident, another community worker in the area was attacked by a mob and escaped with his life, but the mob set his house on fire.

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Obamacare Africa style.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)
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Second look at virgin-sacrifice?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)
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Not the hot ones, though

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:16 AM (iFTx/)

159 Neighbors say Kiarious was just turning his life around and had begun attending a neighborhood bible study.

Posted by: Local media at October 29, 2026 10:17 AM (FAxhF)

160 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal

I suppose it's harder to paint a dog because dogs are expressive and their personality shows on their faces. Much like painting a person. It looks off, if you don't get the character right.

Cats have almost no expression or personality on their blank faces beyond oh..say, a yawn.

That's why their portraits are so often anthropomorphized or given the AI treatment.

A cat is a cat is cat, except for color. So boring.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:17 AM (YSUhf)

161 134 i thought he only threw the drink at me. the video shows he broke the (newer style, thankfully) guinness pint glass on my head. that explained the laceration in my ear.
agitated kid spouting endless woke nonsense. trial is nov 16th.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)

162 Pakistan’s Top Court Upholds Christian Man’s Death Sentence for Blasphemy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I have a friend who's church supports the mission of an evangelist there; has to have security 24/7.

We regularly argue about courage vs. insanity.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:18 AM (Y8DZL)

163
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (eRlcH)

164 WendyQuest drops 11/4
x.com/Wendys/status/2115805962426843475
Posted by: weft cut-Frank Cross

Trian Fund Management Offers Wendy's $1.4 Billion Buyout

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

165 Today is National Cat Day.

Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

166 Brrrrr. Chilly out here on the water this morning. And dark. Dark dark.

And damp.

❤️

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:20 AM (O0w/F)

167 I like this...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:21 AM (+gK6I)

168 Our good weather here in N IL keeps on hanging on.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

169 Cats have almost no expression or personality on their blank faces beyond oh..say, a yawn.

That's why their portraits are so often anthropomorphized or given the AI treatment.

A cat is a cat is cat, except for color. So boring.
Posted by: naturalfake

You’ve never seen Lucy the Fink testing bitch face.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (O0w/F)

170 >Today is National Cat Day.
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is this really necessary

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (ZxPkt)

171
Today is National Cat Day.

Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

Okay, everyone go nap on the window sill.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (iqcvy)

172 168 me too. it will suck for the goblins tho.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (Bep7s)

173 *RESTING.

FERKING autocucumber

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (O0w/F)

174 Shouldn't National Cat Day be on a, you know, Saturday?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (FAxhF)

175 Missed JJ this morning.. Went back to check... Yikes... Looks like everyone was on suicide watch....Forget the polls

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

176 EU Reportedly Dropping Associate Membership Offer to Canada

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They're too pussy for the EU? Or not enough?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

177 Is this a rerun?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (6SIvd)

What's happening?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:24 AM (hVPzc)

178 Phony painting due to the lack of ads on the buildings.

This is a masterpiece of American landscape painting. It touches geometric abstraction in how the buildings are represented and at the same time are perfectly understood as real objects. The colors are spectacular and ground the scene in a serenity; Edward Hopper went here all the time - this is completely American. This period of American art and photography has become my favorite.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at October 29, 2026 10:25 AM (wcyKn)

179 177 Is this a rerun?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (6SIvd)

What's happening?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:24 AM (hVPzc)

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Is this real life, or is it just fantasy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:25 AM (pfZGz)

180 176 EU Reportedly Dropping Associate Membership Offer to Canada.
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Junior Apprentice Membership is still on the table, however.

Posted by: The EU Bigwigs at October 29, 2026 10:26 AM (FAxhF)

181
Cats have almost no expression or personality on their blank faces beyond oh..say, a yawn.

"The window sill is warm and cozy. But I wanna get up and kill my hooman and eat her quivering corpse."

*yawn*

"Naaaaah. Too much trouble. Go bring me some tuna, hooman slave."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:26 AM (iqcvy)

182 Caught in a landslide

No escape from
Reality.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:26 AM (O0w/F)

183 a Bierstadt once in a while
just a thought
ya wanna get crazy- put up a Ralph Steadman

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ZxPkt)

184 Gun-Control Activist Arrested After Shocking Vandalism of 9/11 Memorial
A leftist activist claims in a video that he painted over the names of 9/11 victims to make an unrelated point.
A31-year-old gun-control activist was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly vandalizing the 9/11 Memorial in New York City.
Johnathan Andrew Tijerina is accused of spray-painting the address of his anti-gun website over the engraved names of some of the 2,977 victims of the Sept. 11, 2001, Islamic terrorist attacks.

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Because 9/11 was all about Glocks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

185 Missed JJ this morning.. Went back to check... Yikes... Looks like everyone was on suicide watch....Forget the polls

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

Propaganda works. If it didn't they wouldn't do it.

What they love more than anything is demoralizing us.

But you know what they love more? Demoralizing their own people. And faking polls before an election could accomplish both. Us before and their own after.

With their own people shattered they get angrier, more disappointed, more miserable.

And our celebration if it happens will be short lived because they just start demoralizing with something else shortly thereafter. Kamala being unstoppable or whatever. And. It. Works.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (hVPzc)

186 184 Gun-Control Activist Arrested After Shocking Vandalism of 9/11 Memorial
A leftist activist claims in a video that he painted over the names of 9/11 victims to make an unrelated point.
A31-year-old gun-control activist was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly vandalizing the 9/11 Memorial in New York City.
Johnathan Andrew Tijerina is accused of spray-painting the address of his anti-gun website over the engraved names of some of the 2,977 victims of the Sept. 11, 2001, Islamic terrorist attacks.

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Because 9/11 was all about Glocks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

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Charges dropped, and the city to pay for his rent for a year for his troubles in 3..2..1...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (pfZGz)

187 Wes Anderson whiffed when he used Forrest Gump in Atomic City instead of Bill Murray.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (wcyKn)

188 I was grabbing some popcorn to see if things went hands-on at the UN with Mike Waltz and Cuba’s foreign minister. Waltz served in 19th and 20th SFG. He has two Bronze Stars with v devices, the second one got him an oak leaf. Read the first citation if you get a chance. He was basically standing in a field with no cover shooting at positions with automatic weapons. When he ran out of rounds, he went to his pistol.

I’m pretty sure he’s not intimidated by a bunch of commie dick jugglers. Pretty sure.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ReYtg)

189 Cats come from the Steven Wright school of comedy. They will jump up on a dresser and just sit there, calmly watching you. Then they casually reach out, push your half glass of water onto the floor, and continue sitting there expressionless waiting to see what you do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:28 AM (xOuxV)

190 I'm not saying the polls are faked that much this time and we are on track to win. Republicans DESERVE to lose both houses for being feckless spineless fools who despise their own voters.

All I'm saying is we know they lie and we know polls are bs. We just don't know the extent until the actual election. Meanwhile they have kept our side miserable for months. By nothing more than printing lies. Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:29 AM (hVPzc)

191 187 Wes Anderson whiffed when he used Forrest Gump in Atomic City instead of Bill Murray.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (wcyKn)

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There's a short promo of Asteroid City, filmed at the outdoor set, with Murray and Jason Schwartzman. No idea why Muray didn't play a bigger role, there was obviously some level of availability (and Anderson talks about how he uses schedules creatively to afford his casts). I do think the role would have been better in Murray's hands than Hanks'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:29 AM (pfZGz)

192 the polling on Michelle Tafoya is all over the place

I have seen her tied with her opponent, AND trailing by 14, on the same day

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ZxPkt)

193 They should drown the 9-11 vandal in the Reflecting Pool just to make a point.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ReYtg)

194 EU Reportedly Dropping Associate Membership Offer to Canada

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They're too pussy for the EU? Or not enough?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)
______

Associate Bottom membership probably still on the table, though

But seriously, wtf is wrong with Canada? Why would they want to attach themselves to a weak, failing, and conquered organization of supplicant retards?

We we wrong about Canada the entire time, or has there been a generational shift in less than a generation?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)

195 Brrrrr. Chilly out here on the water this morning. And dark. Dark dark.

And damp.

❤️
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:20 AM

Cool, crisp, and sunny, here. Getting used to leaving for work in the dark again. Until Monday when the clocks will be set back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (KRh8R)

196 Actor Michael Rapaport Celebrates Casting Vote For Republican Bruce Blakeman Over “Kathy Hijab Hochul”

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"Hijab Hochul”. I like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

197 Just because I'm demoralized doesn't mean I won't vote. It's never stopped me before.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 10:31 AM (6SIvd)

198 192 the polling on Michelle Tafoya is all over the place

I have seen her tied with her opponent, AND trailing by 14, on the same day

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ZxPkt)

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NYT/Siena did the latter, and the guy who runs that polling, Nate Cohn, put out an article the same day talking about how it might be...his Selzer poll because it could be so wrong.

The polling industry knows something is wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:31 AM (pfZGz)

199 I saw Commie Dick Jugglers do a show at the halftime of a WNBA game. Like the game, it was imminently forgettable.

Posted by: With flying green dildos at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (FAxhF)

200 196 Actor Michael Rapaport Celebrates Casting Vote For Republican Bruce Blakeman Over “Kathy Hijab Hochul”

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"Hijab Hochul”. I like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

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Now that I know Rapaport supports Blakeman, I must now support Hochul.

Rapaport is fucking retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)

201 Europe will offer an unpaid internship to Canada

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (ZxPkt)

202 Holy crap

We are zig zagging around like a bunch of drunken retards through maritime traffic this morning.

Oh. And the Indian gill netters. Fuck those guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (O0w/F)

203
The EU stood up Carney for Homecoming 'cause he/she is going steady with Xi.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (Y8DZL)

204 Yeah... let's talk about polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (FAxhF)

205
But seriously, wtf is wrong with Canada? Why would they want to attach themselves to a weak, failing, and conquered organization of supplicant retards?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)

Because Fuck Trump and the USA for electing him, that's why.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (iqcvy)

206 203
The EU stood up Carney for Homecoming 'cause he/she is going steady with Xi.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (Y8DZL)

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Probably no one could figure out what the fuck junior membership even meant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:33 AM (pfZGz)

207 Paste-up job or modified limited hang-out?

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING via NYT: In 2016, the Obama administration investigated Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and found “some evidence that Ms. Omar had entered into a sham marriage with a man suspected of being her brother”, but the case and potential felony charges stalled because of a 5 year statute of limitations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:33 AM (nEUC6)

208 207 Paste-up job or modified limited hang-out?

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING via NYT: In 2016, the Obama administration investigated Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and found “some evidence that Ms. Omar had entered into a sham marriage with a man suspected of being her brother”, but the case and potential felony charges stalled because of a 5 year statute of limitations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:33 AM (nEUC6)

=========

There's no statute of limitations on immigration fraud.

A Nazi who lied on his immigration form in 1946 was found out and deported in 2017.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (pfZGz)

209 Speaking of Cappadocia.

>>@visegrad24
·
7m
>>🇹🇷 Two people were killed and one injured when a rock collapsed at the entrance to an open-air museum in Cappadocia, Turkey.

>>The incident occurred at the Göreme Open-Air Museum.

>>Authorities said heavy rains caused parts of the rock to break off and fall where people were present.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (viF8m)

210 WNBA Finals Game 6 Tickets Plummet to $32 for 12:30 Game

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Maybe they could throw in free beer and hot dogs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

211 Will Michelle Tafoya Be Sidelined?

Posted by: Possible headline at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (FAxhF)

212 But seriously, wtf is wrong with Canada? Why would they want to attach themselves to a weak, failing, and conquered organization of supplicant retards?”

Canada made their choice when they chose a mid level EU bureaucrat to be their new leader, rather than an actual Canadian.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (xOuxV)

213 Amazing. Rapaport was a HUGE lib. They LOVED him. A real outspoken ass.

He split with them on ONE thing - Jews - and overnight became a MAGA pariah even though he had at the time stayed a mega progressive socialist.

Just amazing. He is a rare one who COULD have his eyes opened all the way. I doubt it but it will be interesting to see where he goes. At the moment he's probably just enjoying pissing off the people who turned on him. Many of us were there at one time. Watching leftards turn on you for merely disagreeing ONCE.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (hVPzc)

214 212 Canada made their choice when they chose a mid level EU bureaucrat to be their new leader, rather than an actual Canadian.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (xOuxV)

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You mean an Indian?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (pfZGz)

215 We we wrong about Canada the entire time, or has there been a generational shift in less than a generation?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)

Brave AI is telling me that 10.8% of the Canadians who served in WW1 didn't return.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (88C+u)

216 That's awful. I hope the subterranean chickens are ok.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (6SIvd)

217 You couldn’t pay me to go to a WNBA game.

Ok. Five figures and I’ll go.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (O0w/F)

218 Actor Michael Rapaport Celebrates Casting Vote For Republican Bruce Blakeman Over “Kathy Hijab Hochul”

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"Hijab Hochul”. I like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

========

Now that I know Rapaport supports Blakeman, I must now support Hochul.

Rapaport is fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)
______

He's mentally unstable and a weirdo, but he's been red-pilled by 10-7 and the overall vicious hostility to Israel he suddenly noticed among his fellow liberals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (iFTx/)

219 I've never seen commie dick jugglers. What's the deal? Do they line fifty or so up in a line and whack 'em with mallets like a xylophone?

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (Ns+8q)

220
Carney is finding out how marginal Canada is politically. A hard school, but a fool will learn in no other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (eRlcH)

221
The polling this time has been interesting, becaue-

usually by now the polls have started pulling back towards reality so as not top lose their reputations.

I guess you can take that either way, but I choose to see it as the Leftards all-in on this election because 2 more years of Trump and a Possibly(?) more responsible Republican Party means that they'll be almost totally defunded beyond their foreign gov't support and Bond-villain billionaires.

So, it's all propaganda polls up to the last minute.

Just do your duty and vote and if we all do that we will win.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (YSUhf)

222
People are being thrown in jail, deplatformed, debanked, and fired over political speech throughout the western world and yet some wonder why you'd not want to provide your honest opinion to some stranger pollster.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (Y8DZL)

223 WNBA Finals Game 6 Tickets Plummet to $32 for 12:30 Game

-
Maybe they could throw in free beer and hot dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)
_______

Probably would be more interest in free dildos

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (iFTx/)

224 Methinks Hochul is in trouble in NY. People despise her and there is nobody else to blame for the general malaise in that state. They are going to need to crank up the printing presses and mail in fraud to pull that off. And the Feds are watching.

Should be fun to watch.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (ReYtg)

225 218
He's mentally unstable and a weirdo, but he's been red-pilled by 10-7 and the overall vicious hostility to Israel he suddenly noticed among his fellow liberals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (iFTx/)

=

It was obvious sarcasm meant to skewer the inclination of people to oppose things because people they don't like support them instead of thinking on their own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (pfZGz)

226 @206

>>Probably no one could figure out what the fuck junior membership even meant.

Well, Canada not being a European country would tend to preclude being in a European Union.

Someone probably smacked the clueless twatbag that runs their fake circle jerk upside the brain pan and told her to stifle it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (XV/Pl)

227 What the hell is going on at the New York Times? Yesterday they went hard on the fraud being done by Democrats in Alaska and today this.

>>@AlphaNews
·
15m
>>BREAKING: The New York Times reports that an Obama-era investigation found evidence that Ilhan Omar "had entered into a sham marriage with a man who may have been her brother."

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (viF8m)

228 222 People are being thrown in jail, deplatformed, debanked, and fired over political speech throughout the western world and yet some wonder why you'd not want to provide your honest opinion to some stranger pollster.
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (Y8DZL)

The "zero hour" guy on Twitter keeps getting mass-reported by the pedos, freaks, and commies he reports on. He's lately noted he's unemployable in IT. Despite being demonstrably a genius at it.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (88C+u)

229 219 I've never seen commie dick jugglers. What's the deal? Do they line fifty or so up in a line and whack 'em with mallets like a xylophone?
Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM

Zelensky usually starts with a piano solo.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (FAxhF)

230
Rapaport is fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)

He's always been a flaming commie cocksucker. But his career is in the shitter, has been for years. Honestly, I think that he's trying to be clever in switching over to the right wing, either to get acting jobs with the new right wing production companies or to set the stage for lawsuits against the traditional commie studios for blacklisting him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (iqcvy)

231 221
The polling this time has been interesting, becaue-

usually by now the polls have started pulling back towards reality so as not top lose their reputations.

I guess you can take that either way, but I choose to see it as the Leftards all-in on this election because 2 more years of Trump and a Possibly(?) more responsible Republican Party means that they'll be almost totally defunded beyond their foreign gov't support and Bond-villain billionaires.

So, it's all propaganda polls up to the last minute.

Just do your duty and vote and if we all do that we will win.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (YSUhf)

=======

The polling has corrected.

We went from Talarico leading every poll by 5-7 to every poll being in the margin of error. It's the hedge.

Most generic congressional polling have gone from D+10 or so to D+5 or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (pfZGz)

232
He's mentally unstable and a weirdo,
--------

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (hVPzc)

233 Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:29 AM (hVPzc)

Why do people keep including the House?

The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (SHHm+)

234 it's possible that some of the employees of NYT, although still very liberal, genuinely want to do investigative journalism, but the editorial board has been sitting on it all until this last week of October in an even-numbered year.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (88C+u)

235 Maybe they could throw in free beer and hot dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

********

No wieners allowed at WNBA games!

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (Ns+8q)

236 What the hell is going on at the New York Times? Yesterday they went hard on the fraud being done by Democrats in Alaska and today this.

>>@AlphaNews
·
15m
>>BREAKING: The New York Times reports that an Obama-era investigation found evidence that Ilhan Omar "had entered into a sham marriage with a man who may have been her brother."
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (viF8m)

Yesterday's conspiracies really are today's facts, aren't they.

Morning, ever'one!

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (dpXJq)

237 Trump appointed judge

@libsoftiktok 57s
BREAKING: Former Safari Restaurant owner Salim Said sentenced to 30 years in prison for his role the $250 million feeding our future fraud scheme

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (nEUC6)

238 Rapaport is fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)

He's always been a flaming commie cocksucker. But his career is in the shitter, has been for years. Honestly, I think that he's trying to be clever in switching over to the right wing, either to get acting jobs with the new right wing production companies or to set the stage for lawsuits against the traditional commie studios for blacklisting him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (iqcvy)
_______

He's planning on running for NYC mayor in 2029. Hell, why not? Maybe The Blade should also run ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (iFTx/)

239 Europe will offer an unpaid internship to Canada
Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM

I hope they at least throw in kneepads.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (KRh8R)

240 ... also Trump critical

she has drawn national attention for a February 2026 order finding ICE likely violated detainees' constitutional rights during "Operation Metro Surge," and she was among the Minnesota federal judges targeted by a September 2026 DOJ complaint over their public comments.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (nEUC6)

241 233 Why do people keep including the House?

The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (SHHm+)

========

People include the House because we remember the ACA repeal bills easily passing the House under Paul Ryan and then suddenly not even being brought to the floor once Trump was president.

The skepticism is historically warranted.

However, Johnson did pass the OBBB which tripled ICE and cut off a bunch of benefits to illegals, which the Senate then passed. So, I suspect that Johnson is different from Ryan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (pfZGz)

242 We we wrong about Canada the entire time, or has there been a generational shift in less than a generation?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)

The 'fact' that half the Canadian voting population was born outside of Canada may have something to do with it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

243 @224

>>They are going to need to crank up the printing presses and mail in fraud to pull that off. And the Feds are

The donks control the entire apparatus in NYS so they can pretty much do what they want.

Basically Blue states are becoming bluer, red states are becoming redder and since blue states tend to have bigger populations, I think we are starting to tend back to a point where everything is locked in and the donks will have a slight numerical edge going forward.

I fully expect them to whittle down the Cali and NY congressional GOP to next to nothing so, I think they take control of the house.

And since the GOP in many places doesn't want to rock the boat and redistirct, the Donks will have the numerical edge for a while.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)

244 >>Why do people keep including the House?

>>The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

>>The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Cause it needs to be repeated.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m)

245 Ballistics expert in support of more Virginia gun control.

https://tinyurl.com/mx92989b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (ndZc7)

246 187 asteroid?

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (Bep7s)

247 234 it's possible that some of the employees of NYT, although still very liberal, genuinely want to do investigative journalism, but the editorial board has been sitting on it all until this last week of October in an even-numbered year.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (88C+u)

=

There was already a DOJ investigation into the Alaska situation.

It's narrative framing, nothing more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (pfZGz)

248 Just do your duty and vote and if we all do that we will win.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (YSUhf)

=======

The polling has corrected.

We went from Talarico leading every poll by 5-7 to every poll being in the margin of error. It's the hedge.

Most generic congressional polling have gone from D+10 or so to D+5 or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (pfZGz)

I've got a D+8. In my pants.

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (dpXJq)

249 Why do people keep including the House?

The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (SHHm+)

Because IMO, if the House can pass bills knowing the Senate will squash them, what exactly have they done? Republicans have played that game before....

"If only we had blah....."

They are fucking masters at it. Hell they practically invented it.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (hVPzc)

250 Remember when the exit polling proved Bush stole the election from Kerry?

Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (Q+gd/)

251 "...evidence that Ilhan Omar "had entered into a sham marriage with a man who may have been her brother."
****

She's her own grandma!

Posted by: Ray Stevens at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (FAxhF)

252 The House passed the SAVE Act.

Then what happened?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)

253 >>>Probably no one could figure out what the fuck junior membership even meant.
---
you have to eat lunch in the cafeteria with all the other employees

you don't get a logo'ed company windbreaker

be available for weekend and shift work

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (ZxPkt)

254 What did Canada bring to the EU?

Anything?

Other than a frosty relationship with the US... what, if anything did the EU think they'd get with Canada? I mean, what imports could Canada offer that the EU doesn't have, you know, right there in the EU?

Militarily? That's a joke too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (RORbl)

255 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (pfZGz)

Past House? Especially under Ryan? Agreed. Current House? Johnson has done yeomen' work.

Just think of the cats he has had to corral. It is amazing what he has accomplished.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (SHHm+)

256 Really lovely painting. Have we had it before? It looks familiar. I like the different shadings of color in the grasses and all the other colors as well against the white buildings. Thanks. I will have to look up her other work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (JrHfD)

257 250 Remember when the exit polling proved Bush stole the election from Kerry?
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM

I used to be the next President of the United States!

Posted by: Al Gore at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (FAxhF)

258 >The House passed the SAVE Act.

Then what happened?

Posted by: JackStraw
-----

Thune

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (ZxPkt)

259 Remember when MOE was a statistical method used to account for potentially undetected anomalies in a sample and used to smooth results? Now it’s a fudge factor meant to preserve pollsters credibility so they continue to falsely project winners as part of a psyop, and still say they were correct when they lose. Oh, the salad days. They are long gone

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:45 AM (ReYtg)

260
you don't get a logo'ed company windbreaker

be available for weekend and shift work
Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (ZxPkt)

_________

But there's pizza. Every quarter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:45 AM (eRlcH)

261 maybe the $32 includes a lottery. highest number gets a dinner date with Sophie Cunningman. lowest number gets Angel Reese

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (88C+u)

262 255 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (pfZGz)

Past House? Especially under Ryan? Agreed. Current House? Johnson has done yeomen' work.

Just think of the cats he has had to corral. It is amazing what he has accomplished.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (SHHm+)

=

We thought great things of Ryan...at the time.

If the GOP keeps the house (doubtful, to be honest) and the GOP keeps the senate (99% likelihood), then we'll see how much can be done now that Mitch, Tillis, Cornyn, Cassidy, and Ernst are gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (pfZGz)

263 >I used to be the next President of the United States!

Posted by: Al Gore
-----

Been there.
-Hillary "Piano Legs" Clinton

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (ZxPkt)

264 Is Talarico winning?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

265
WNBA Finals Game 6 Tickets Plummet to $32 for 12:30 Game

BREAKING!!!

Due to lack of interest they are changing the WNBA Finals venue to the Food Court at Stonebriar Mall in Frisco.

Corndogs 30% Off!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (YSUhf)

266 yeah Hillary was next TWICE
ooh that's gotta sting

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (ZxPkt)

267 193 but that might damage the liner.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

268 264 Is Talarico winning?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

=========

Early voting shows that Texas has shifted to the left from 2024!

About 1.4 points to the left...when Cruz won by 9 and Trump by 14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (pfZGz)

269 252 The House passed the SAVE Act.

Then what happened?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)

The Senate needs an enema. Every primary.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (SHHm+)

270 But there's pizza. Every quarter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:45 AM

Don't forget the Jelly Of The Month Club.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (FAxhF)

271 @254

>>Militarily? That's a joke too.

Canada is a lot like Russia, it's a gas station, which is why the GDP of Canada is exactly the same as Russia.

European countries are not going to let Canada dump their non-energy products in their countries and as much as Europe needs energy, their is no economical way to get energy products from Canada to Europe.

It seems Canadians are trying to euthanize their entire country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

272 Is Talarico winning?
Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

If he is we should be hearing loud yiffing noises coming from somewhere around Houston.

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (dpXJq)

273 I try not to worry about what I cannot control. Only thing I can do is make sure like minded people in my circle vote .

The differences between the two parties is so obvious and huge I frankly am at a lost with people who are undecided.

It's like being undecided between a shit sandwich or a ham sandwich .

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (Ti9vn)

274 >>There was already a DOJ investigation into the Alaska situation.

>>It's narrative framing, nothing more.

There's been a DOJ investigation since Obama as the NYT accurately, for once, reported.

When has the NYT ever done narrative framing? Did they do it over Russia collusion? Did they do it over the Ukraine phone call? Did they do it over J6? Did they do it over the raid on Mar A Lago?

In the last 2 days the NYT has done more journalism than they have done in the last 2 decades. That's odd for The Paper of Record.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)

275 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Art today is...ummm...not very exuberant.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (2WIwB)

276 Unfortunately Colorado's Republicans got buffaloed into nominating Victor Marx for their governor candidate. The primary system doesn't always work.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (88C+u)

277 The polls are always right. Just ask President Harris and President Hillary. And Rebecca Hong.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (hVPzc)

278 It seems Canadians are trying to euthanize their entire country.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

Oh well. No one will miss them.

What's for lunch?

Posted by: Good Riddance at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (JAh4c)

279 274
There's been a DOJ investigation since Obama as the NYT accurately, for once, reported.

When has the NYT ever done narrative framing? Did they do it over Russia collusion? Did they do it over the Ukraine phone call? Did they do it over J6? Did they do it over the raid on Mar A Lago?

In the last 2 days the NYT has done more journalism than they have done in the last 2 decades. That's odd for The Paper of Record.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)

====

"Alaska situation"

Did the Obama DOJ investigate Mary Petola searching out another Dan Sullivan in 2015 or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (pfZGz)

280 The Christian Post
@ChristianPost
Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

-
Why, the Narnia reboot alone . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

281 The front building is what inspired obama's library.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (vzuC7)

282 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (pfZGz)

I am hopeful that the new maps have given the Republicans a chance to keep the House. Hakeem Jeffries would make Nancy Pelosi seem like a statesman.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (SHHm+)

283 Dat where dey makes all da white people?
/Blues Brother

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (kU0PQ)

284 Unfortunately Colorado's Republicans got buffaloed into nominating Victor Marx for their governor candidate. The primary system doesn't always work.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (88C+u)

Hopefully more like Groucho than Karl?

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (dpXJq)

285 WNBA Finals venue to the Food Court at Stonebriar Mall in Frisco.
Corndogs 30% Off!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (YSUhf)

Do NOT make eyecontact with the players when eating the corndog. Violators will be arrested and forced into mandatory sensitivity training. And the corndog will be confiscated.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (88C+u)

286 282 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (pfZGz)

I am hopeful that the new maps have given the Republicans a chance to keep the House. Hakeem Jeffries would make Nancy Pelosi seem like a statesman.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (SHHm+)

=========

It's probably just not enough. If TX and FL had gone cut throat and IN had done it and SC had done it, it might have been enough.

But, turnout differntials are a thing.

Not even Obama's team, whom I'm told were the best of the best, could undo turnout differentials in 2010 or 2014.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (pfZGz)

287 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (FAxhF)

288 Apparently the USAID cutoff didn't deprive *all* the stupid trolls of their tendie funds.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (oPFtC)

289 Cope loves him some shit sandwiches.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (Ti9vn)

290 Victor Marx is a clown in a class of his own.
Anyway Groucho wouldn't want to be governor of a state with voters dumb enough to elect him

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (88C+u)

291 Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."
--------

If only there was a book somewhere that warned him that in this world you will have trouble.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (hVPzc)

292 In the last 2 days the NYT has done more journalism than they have done in the last 2 decades. That's odd for The Paper of Record.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)

I have seen a lot of questioning on why they did it. Getting ahead of a story works for one, but two? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (SHHm+)

293 268 James Madison what does that mean?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (YobFY)

294
TJM is right.

Michael Rapaport is developmentally disabled. It's not sarcasm. He probably puts his clothes on backwards and stuff like that.

Much as I hate Leftists, I don't really hold it against him. You can't take people like him seriously when they say what they "believe."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (BI5O2)

295 >>The Senate needs an enema. Every primary.

And then when the primary dust settles it's time to vote against the communists who want to end the game entirely.

Everyone needs to go vote. Unlike Bolsonaro, we have no place left to run.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

296 Apparently the USAID cutoff didn't deprive *all* the stupid trolls of their tendie funds.

They're being paid directly by Singham, Mark Cuban, Laurene Powell Jobs, and Alex Soros now instead of with our tax money. So that's something.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (2ocoG)

297 Will the REAL Dan Sullivan please stand up?

Posted by: Don Pardo at October 29, 2026 10:53 AM (FAxhF)

298 Racist much?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 29, 2026 10:53 AM (wGerL)

299 Got a buncha fast food coupons yesterday. E.g., two Arby's Greek Gyros for $7. Those aren't terrible. That'll be lunch today.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

300 The troll thinks we forget he was right here in 2024 bragging over and over that Harris was going to win.

The libs love the "passage of time". They think it erases their lies.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (hVPzc)

301 Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

Aw Billy is special and nothing bad should ever happen to him. God should listen to him because he's an actor.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (Ti9vn)

302 It's like being undecided between a shit sandwich or a ham sandwich .

Did you ever hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and the ham sandwich?

Posted by: Stretch Cunningham at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (JAh4c)

303 Aw Billy is special and nothing bad should ever happen to him. God should listen to him because he's an actor.

He's a member of the Film Actors' Guild, obviously.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

304 Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened.

"And because lawlessness will abound, the love of many will grow cold."

Posted by: Halfhand at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (LbUS+)

305 >>"Alaska situation"

>>Did the Obama DOJ investigate Mary Petola searching out another Dan Sullivan in 2015 or something?

What? Was that supposed to make sense?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (viF8m)

306 300 The troll thinks we forget he was right here in 2024 bragging over and over that Harris was going to win.

The libs love the "passage of time". They think it erases their lies.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (hVPzc)

Who was it that said that for liberals, "history" begins this morning? Ann Coulter?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (oPFtC)

307 >>Unfortunately Colorado's Republicans got buffaloed into nominating Victor Marx for their governor candidate. The primary system doesn't always work.

He wasn't ahead until after primary election day.
He wasn't the top pick.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (rOKnE)

308 293 268 James Madison what does that mean?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (YobFY)

========

That comparing day to day from 2026 early voting to 2024, the county level analysis of voting in Texas is showing that the electorate in Texas today is slightly to the left of what it was in 2024.

In 2024, Cruz won by 9 and Trump won by 14.

So, assume that Paxton wins as many Republicans as Cruz did (only 6% of Republicans voted for Beto in 201

, and you're looking at Paxton on track to winning by about 7.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (pfZGz)

309 Billy, don't be a shnook!
It's not how you feel, it's how you look!

Posted by: SNL throwbacks for $200, Alex at October 29, 2026 10:56 AM (FAxhF)

310 Getting ahead of a story works for one, but two? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (SHHm+)

There's an election coming up next week and they are on the losing end of these stories. They always like to present certain strains of objectivity as a shining example when it doesn't matter. Then they go right back to the usual lying.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:56 AM (hVPzc)

311 I'm looking at IMDB for Billy Crystal. TV series like "Before" and "Monsters at Work". Not even G-d wants to watch Crystal these days

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (88C+u)

312 "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

Moses had to put up with that stuff over and over and over and ...

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

313 312 "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

Moses had to put up with that stuff over and over and over and ...

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

====

"Fucking piker..."
-Job

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (pfZGz)

314 only 6% of Republicans voted for Beto in 201....

Those weren't Republicans. They were retards pretending to be Republicans.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Ti9vn)

315 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 10:58 AM (8B4gm)

316 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: The Book of Job at October 29, 2026 10:58 AM (FAxhF)

317 314 only 6% of Republicans voted for Beto in 201....

Those weren't Republicans. They were retards pretending to be Republicans.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Ti9vn)

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It's a standard crossover rate, roughly 5% or so.

The only time something exceeds that is usually incredible controversy (Mark Robinson in the NC governor's race in 2024, you should have heard the ads using his own words over and over again). And as much as Democrats want Paxton to be like Robinson, he's not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (pfZGz)

318 One of the bad things that triggered Crystal was Rob Reiner being murdered by his kid. Yeah God's fault.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (Ti9vn)

319 >>There's an election coming up next week and they are on the losing end of these stories. They always like to present certain strains of objectivity as a shining example when it doesn't matter. Then they go right back to the usual lying

Why would the NYT write an article about Ilhan Elmi days implicating Obama days before the 2026 midterms?

They know who their subscribers are. They picked a team decades ago and this ain't that. It's odd.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

320 I will note Crystal didn't say he doesn't believe in God.

The dark night of the soul is a genuine struggle. The thoroughly devout all face it at some point. So I will give him some grace because he may merely be being honest rather than spreading propaganda.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (hVPzc)

321 310 Getting ahead of a story works for one, but two? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (SHHm+)

Maybe they want the Republicans to win because it's easier to attack them then it will be to attack the new Socialist Dems... Attacking Trump and his minions is their bread and butter... Besides.. They're probably afraid of the Socialists...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (+gK6I)

322 Thank you James Madison.

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 11:00 AM (WdMlw)

323 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (pfZGz)

The worst a real Republican should do is just not vote. Again the basic differences between a Dem and Republican is so great today a Republican should never vote for an American hating Dem.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (Ti9vn)

324 303 Aw Billy is special and nothing bad should ever happen to him. God should listen to him because he's an actor.

He's a member of the Film Actors' Guild, obviously.
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And this is how too many of elites view the Lord--as a Pez dispenser of fortune and grace. Since many of them don't really view Stan and his minions as real, bad things can only come from the Lord.

Saw something similar what Ted Turner hated Christianity and the Lord, he prayed for a beloved sister to live and she died. And held a grudge over it for the rest of his life against Christians because of it.

Rupert Murdoch dumped a Christian fiancee because she discussed her faith with him and he found the concept disturbing.

The glittery bright and beautiful invert the hierarchy into they deserve good things in their lives because of their wonderfulness. Bad things happening is reserved for the untermenschen.

Pride is indeed a cardinal sin and it goeth before a fall.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (E4rtv)

325 323 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (pfZGz)

The worst a real Republican should do is just not vote. Again the basic differences between a Dem and Republican is so great today a Republican should never vote for an American hating Dem.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (Ti9vn)

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What usually happens when partisans refuse to vote for a particular candidate is that they leave that vote blank but vote for everything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (pfZGz)

326 Why would the NYT write an article about Ilhan Elmi days implicating Obama days before the 2026 midterms?

They know who their subscribers are. They picked a team decades ago and this ain't that. It's odd.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

Obama isn't up for election. Elmi isn't in electoral danger for their precious numbers. The story isn't going to convince any of their idiot readers to switch sides. They haven't uncovered new information, just repeated what is widely known.

Surrounded by "Trump is a demon who will kill us all", it's essentially pap.

To US it seems like a big deal. To their side it's "see, the NYT is fair!!"

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:03 AM (hVPzc)

327 Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Pat Paulsen at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (FAxhF)

328 Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (hVPzc)

He's putting himself at the same level as God like he's a friend that's betrayed him.

That's the ultimate arrogance imo.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (Ti9vn)

329 Also don't forget there is an op RIGHT NOW to "move on" from the Democrat Party of old. Obama is part of that - and part of the op funnily enough. He will take some hits from the Left no doubt. But in service of The Cause he will take them because he is backing the very shift they want to make.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:05 AM (hVPzc)

330 >>> The Christian Post @ChristianPost Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

It has taken me a long time, in my 29+ years of life, to understand this life is a test, and tests are by their very definition hard. That struggle is an essential part of it. And maybe god gives me hard things to work through BECAUSE he loves me, not because he hates me. And he will be with me every step of the way, if I lean on him.

Whenever Billy decides to talk to God again, God will be right there. He cares about us even we don't care about him.

The most poignant scripture to me at the moment is "Jesus wept." He knew he was about to resurrect their brother from the dead, and yet he wept and mourned with Mary and Martha. He weeps with us every day. And roots for us every day.

Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (Toos7)

331 He's putting himself at the same level as God like he's a friend that's betrayed him.

That's the ultimate arrogance imo.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (Ti9vn)

He's human. I have felt betrayed by God. As did Jesus.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (hVPzc)

332 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (pfZGz)

That's what I meant. If you just can't bring yourself to vote for the GOP candidate, just don't vote for them . But don't vote for the Dem.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (Ti9vn)

333 He's human. I have felt betrayed by God. As did Jesus.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (hVPzc)

Jesus did not feel betrayed by God. That's ridiculous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:07 AM (Ti9vn)

334 Jesus did not feel betrayed by God. That's ridiculous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:07 AM (Ti9vn)

What does Father why hast thou forsaken me mean

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:08 AM (hVPzc)

335 The dark night of the soul is a genuine struggle. The thoroughly devout all face it at some point. So I will give him some grace because he may merely be being honest rather than spreading propaganda.
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Anyone reading the Book of Job or viewing the sacrifice of Jesus in the New Testament along with the grisly martyrdom of saints should get the message.

During bad times, I was never tempted to blame the Lord, but instead blamed myself and individuals that were responsible. Prideful individuals though believe their good fortune comes from being good people rather than being humble despite repeated admonitions that one must be humble before the Lord. Even Moses nearly got killed for disobedience and was punished by never being able to enter the Promised Land.

Instead of reading the Bible, I think many of societal elites get their religion from attending services and it is not too popular nowadays for ministers/rabbis/etc to emphasize unpleasant truths in the Bible/Torah. We gloss over the bad things happening documented in the Good Book at our peril. And these even occur to those that the Lord views as his favorites because his plans are not ours.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (E4rtv)

336 What does Father why hast thou forsaken me mean
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:08 AM (hVPzc)

But thy will be done.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Ti9vn)

337 But thy will be done.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Ti9vn)

That's not what it means.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (hVPzc)

338 Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (hVPzc)

It's what Jesus said . He accepted God's will over his.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Ti9vn)

339 It's what Jesus said . He accepted God's will over his.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Ti9vn)

Why bother saying the first thing? It was a human expression of a feeling or He wouldnt have said it.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:12 AM (hVPzc)

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