Mid-Morning Art Thread

Chocolate Sauce
Will Cotton

Posted by: CBD at 09:25 AM

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1 ummmmm, donuts. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:29 AM (+YuYu)

2 Halloween art? Whimsical.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (MzbjZ)

3 CandyLand acid trip.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (r2Icn)

4 No sprinkles?

Posted by: huerfano at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (2Xqig)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

6 Wonka-esque fever dream.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:30 AM (KRh8R)

7 Well done, for shArt......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

8 Satan's Temptations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)

9 Yum

Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

10 This is why they advised against the brown acid.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

11 I don't get it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 09:31 AM (wVcYX)

12
*fistbump

Posted by: Libre CGM sensors at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

13 Insulin, Stat!!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Gqar8)

14 Is the chocolate sauce also acid?

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

15 Yuck. Even looking at this spikes my blood sugar.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

16 Um, ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (UClSS)

17 ~~Chocolate Sauce~~

When the see eye ay puts LSD in the candy

Just in time for Halloween!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (jb8Ss)

18 This makes Dali look competent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

19 Is this about teeth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

20 Is chocolate supposed to froth up like that? Is it infected?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

21 Per Wiki:
"Will Cotton (born 1965 in Melrose, Massachusetts, U.S.) lives and works in New York. The artist belongs to the generation of American painters who have taken the language of figurative style painting in a totally new direction. He works in his studio building giant confectionary-based assemblages, such as gingerbread houses, sweets, cake mountains and chocolate seas, opening the door to the creation of a new reality. Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess."

Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

22 Poopy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (DLcVA)

23 He liked Oreos (maybe Hydrox) and Pepperidge Farm Milanos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (r2Icn)

24 Pretty obvious a dog would have no interest in this still life material.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (MzbjZ)

25 Pepperidge Farms would rather forget.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

26 This is your candy-ass brain on acid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (MzbjZ)

27 chocolate seas
Hershey highways

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (DLcVA)

28 Is this what the inside of a stomach of some fat kid looks like??

Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

29 Is this about teeth?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

Remembering the solid milk chocolate bunnies we used to get for Easter every year reminds me to be thankful I still have my teeth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

30 Oddly, that looks less appealing than I would expect. There's clearly something wrong with me.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (igBuc)

31 I’m not sure what I’m looking at… confusing. What are those bubbles?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (0Jm0d)

32 He liked Oreos (maybe Hydrox) and Pepperidge Farm Milanos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (r2Icn)

Was there ever a worse name for a cookie than Hydrox? Sounds like a pesticide or household cleaning product.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

33 I got a rock.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

34 No Everlasting Gobstoppers?

Posted by: Delurker at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (2Drhq)

35 24 Pretty obvious a dog would have no interest in this still life material.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:33 AM (MzbjZ)

If it did, you'd be taking it to the vet pronto

Posted by: moki at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (wLjpr)

36 I'll have the caramel, with extra bubbles.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (6ydKt)

37 I’m not sure what I’m looking at… confusing. What are those bubbles?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (0Jm0d)

Don't ask.......

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at October 27, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

38 Y'all know where this all leads to. I'll spell it out-D-I-A-B-E-E-T-U-S!

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (EdP2u)

39 Who barfed?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (RORbl)

40 Detailed and interesting at least

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (XNmZk)

41 Diabetes , it's what's on the menu
Think I'd hang this on my refrigerator.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (h7zKj)

42

Mayor Buttplug's Colonoscopy video...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (x0n13)

43 No tree, no dog, no boobs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (jb8Ss)

44 "Diabetes" the painting.

Available for viewing at the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

45 41 Diabetes , it's what's on the menu
Think I'd hang this on my refrigerator.
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (h7zKj)

Where do we chip in to send one to Sotomayor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)

46 Hydrox has a mascot called The Drox. Kids in the commercials would say "Hi" to it. "Hi, Drox!"

Posted by: Delurker at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (2Drhq)

47 Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess."
Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

I prefer Reubens' rounded take on these notions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

48 Four out of five dentists recommend everything in that picture for their BMW payment.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (UClSS)

49 Was there ever a worse name for a cookie than Hydrox? Sounds like a pesticide or household cleaning product.
Posted by: Sponge

How dare you, Sir! Sunshine Hydrox was the original sandwich cookie. Oreos are johnny-cum-lately copycats!

Posted by: Setting The Record Straight at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (EdP2u)

50 >>> 41 Diabetes , it's what's on the menu
Think I'd hang this on my refrigerator.
Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 09:36 AM (h7zKj)

How long are you planning to fast?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (jb8Ss)

51
I like the porcelain Milano cookie up top.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (x0n13)

52 Where do we chip in to send one to Sotomayor?

She'll try to eat it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)

53 What candy are the two little white mushrooms at the bottom right???

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (Gqar8)

54 This would be better with Sour Patch Kids.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (igBuc)

55 SNAP benefits.

Posted by: Wormword at October 27, 2026 09:39 AM (yOcCL)

56 49 Was there ever a worse name for a cookie than Hydrox? Sounds like a pesticide or household cleaning product.
Posted by: Sponge

How dare you, Sir! Sunshine Hydrox was the original sandwich cookie. Oreos are johnny-cum-lately copycats!
Posted by: Setting The Record Straight at October 27, 2026 09:38 AM (EdP2u)

Named by Doctor Seuss.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (Gqar8)

57 Crappy art is one of the leading indicators of societal downfall.

jus' sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (VyBeY)

58 I can't help but think Will is making fun of art.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (2ap+5)

59 Hydrox does sound like a rust remover.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (r2Icn)

60 I Want Candy!

Posted by: The Strangeloves at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (ibDUx)

61 What candy are the two little white mushrooms at the bottom right???
Posted by: tubal

Poorly executed Dum Dums?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (igBuc)

62 Oreos are johnny-cum-lately copycats!
Posted by: Setting The Record Straight

They came from Oz. The Wicked Witch's guards sang about them.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

63 Does anyone else see a penguin?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (yEz+x)

64 Only thing missing from this painting is candy corn.

Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

65 64 Only thing missing from this painting is candy corn.
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

And Peeps.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (Gqar8)

66 opening the door to the creation of a new reality. Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess."

I think they mean "Pretentious".

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (+YuYu)

67 I make bubbles like that in the bath tub. Ashley hates it!

Posted by: Joe In The Bath at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (EdP2u)

68 Oddly unappealing for the subject.
Not hungry after looking at that.

I prefer this: https://tinyurl.com/24yytxhc

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (rOKnE)

69 I like the porcelain Milano cookie up top.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Is that the reason folks here refer to Alyssa Milano as "cookie?"

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

70 You asked for it

https://youtu.be/WBN19FnT13Y

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)

71 Those lollipops look like the big Smarties.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (r2Icn)

72 How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A-one. A-two-hoo!

Posted by: Delurker at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (2Drhq)

73 >>> 61 What candy are the two little white mushrooms at the bottom right???
Posted by: tubal

Poorly executed Dum Dums?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (igBuc)

Yeah, there's another bright pink whatsit of the same shape a bit left and up, and yet another lighter color whatsit partly hiding behind the yellow pill looking thingy up a bit higher.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (jb8Ss)

74 If it was an Alyssa Milano cookie, it would wear a bedazzled face mask.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (2GVsD)

75 Oreos are johnny-cum-lately copycats!
Posted by: Setting The Record Straight

They came from Oz. The Wicked Witch's guards sang about them.
Posted by: Bulg

Aw, geez. Dad joke #637,925.

We-oh, Oreo, we-oh, Oreo

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (UClSS)

76 Doesn't look appealing...almost looks like mushrooms sprouting out of rot

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:42 AM (sKqQm)

77 Will Cotton?

Cotton Candy!

ISWHDT
(Duh!)

Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 09:43 AM (Ns+8q)

78 Remembering the solid milk chocolate bunnies we used to get for Easter every year reminds me to be thankful I still have my teeth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

The solid was better than the hollow, but neither were good chocolate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:43 AM (Y/06r)

79 Now we know why the fat man needed an ottoman.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:43 AM (Z1p3S)

80 tubal, I think the 'mushrooms' are suckers with the stick somehow, for some reason... sideways.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (aJQbY)

81 "They came from Oz. The Wicked Witch's guards sang about them.
Posted by: Bulg"

This!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (VyBeY)

82 Wheah dat choklit at, hah … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (ayRl+)

83 66 opening the door to the creation of a new reality. Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess."

I think they mean "Pretentious".
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:41 AM (+YuYu)

'Utopias'. Right. Sure thing, pal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)

84 The painting also lacks Circus Peanuts, a strange candy.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (Gqar8)

85 Even cranky large AWFL bushes can't save this one.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (0sNs1)

86
*looks in mirror*

"Candyman"

"Candyman"

"Candyman"

...

...

"Ow! Fuck! Owwww!!!! What's with the hook hand?

What happened to "The Candy Man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good?

Ow! Hey, stop it!!!

Whaddayou mean your not Sammy Davis Jr?!?!

Arrrrrgh!"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (YSUhf)

87 Doesn't look appealing...almost looks like mushrooms sprouting out of rot
Posted by: 18-1

Foreshadowing your gut condition after sampling the goods given to trick-or-treaters.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:44 AM (igBuc)

88 If it was an Alyssa Milano cookie, it would wear a bedazzled face mask.

Bedazzled and vajazzled!

Ah, but I'm a serious political commenter.

Speaking of which do you know when over 40 face severe Misogyny? I mean they don't even invite me to the casting couch anymore. That's why you should vote the people hollywood supports so they can do it everyone in America just like they did it to me.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 27, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)

89 Foreshadowing your gut condition after sampling the goods given to trick-or-treaters.

If you run out of tums you can have some necco wafers

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)

90 Neko wafers?

You fiend!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)

91 The solid was better than the hollow, but neither were good chocolate.

I had a regular hershey bar the other day. I'm not sure there is actually any chocolate in them anymore.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (sKqQm)

92 What candy are the two little white mushrooms at the bottom right???
Posted by: tubal

Poorly executed Dum Dums?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 09:40 AM (igBuc)

No, I remember that candy. Have no idea what they were called. That band around the center of the circumference is what makes them distinctive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (Y/06r)

93
Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess.

Ugh. Why is Utopia all sticky like a movie theater floor?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (YSUhf)

94 Have to hand it to you, CBD, you come up with some very - different - art.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (Gqar8)

95 I buy no candy, close my blinds, turn off the outside light, and run the sprinkler out front. That's how much I like Halloween.

Posted by: Beggars, Be Gone! at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (EdP2u)

96 This is a painting of my interior monologue.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

97 Looks like sewer froth.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 09:47 AM (pGvbN)

98 Neko wafers?

You fiend!

Hey kitty is good eating

Posted by: The tribe from the Green Inferno at October 27, 2026 09:47 AM (sKqQm)

99 No offense, SF.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (pGvbN)

100 Nope

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (+gK6I)

101 Ugh. Why is Utopia all sticky like a movie theater floor?

Egon, "New York taxi is worse."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (2GVsD)

102 Shouldn’t the chocolate be dripping off the walls and ceiling?

Yeeted into the fan?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (7m77K)

103
*looks at painting*

Well...at least there's no razor blades in all this stuff.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (YSUhf)

104 Bought a bunch of candy for halloween.

It only cost me one kidney and 2 toes

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)

105 The yellow lollipop looks like a Charms blow pop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (r2Icn)

106 Personally, I'm surprised no one ever invented a Popsicle shaped like a boob.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

107 Chocolate fondue is kinda fun

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (7m77K)

108 >90 Neko wafers?

You fiend!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)

I'm the weirdo that likes Necco wafers - especially the clove flavored ones.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (vr4To)

109 I had a regular hershey bar the other day. I'm not sure there is actually any chocolate in them anymore.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:46 AM (sKqQm)

They do taste a bit waxy.

I have been trying various other recommended candy bars (I like to have a treat occasionally.) 'Chocolove' bars are one that is not too bad (found at Publix and Kroger.)

Hershey's syrup is another that has gone down the toilet. On ice cream, it is not too bad, but if you just taste the syrup by itself? Not good. Not right.

Enshittification of everything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (Y/06r)

110 So looking at what happened in Brazil and the fact Dem mail in/early voting is way way down I think I see what they are going to do here

The narrative right now is "of course leftwing votes are down, Trump is Orangemanbad so we are all going to vote in person on election day now" and I thought that was a cope.

But...I suspect the plan is massive on election day fraud now with the narrative to cover for it

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (sKqQm)

111 The Nabisco plant on Route 208 in Fair Lawn, NJ closed in 2021 after 60 years. Blood Sugar readings for area residents have returned to normal.

Posted by: No Cookie For You! at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (EdP2u)

112 They made clove and licorice ( flavored ) gum once back when.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (Gqar8)

113 "Hey kitty is good eating"

Yep.

* points *

Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 27, 2026 09:50 AM (0sNs1)

114 Down a Wayne Thiebault rabbit hole and found the perfect AOS food painting:

https://tinyurl.com/d5d86dhf

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (rOKnE)

115 Circus Peanuts are the worst candy ever. Almost as bad as Boston Baked Beans in a box.

Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)

116 Looks tasty!

I looked. Now I'm going to want a pastry when I hit the coffee shop. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

117 There are a few chocolatiers around me and the difference between that and store brand candy is...incredible.

I mean some of the boutique candy brands are still good but the mass produced ones aren't very chocolatey.

Can't tell if I've gotten older and pickier or if they were always like that

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (sKqQm)

118 I'm the weirdo that likes Necco wafers - especially the clove flavored ones.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Chocolate ones are good. Hard to find, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (r2Icn)

119 Holy moly, I just checked out Memeorandum to see what craziness is on the lefty menu today, and they are all in a dither about an alleged Trump "rape" accusation, somehow connected to Epstein. The moral indignation is no doubt running at fever pitch, though I didn't read the articles linked.

Remember when Clinton actually raped two women? Where were the AWFL's then? Except, of course, for the reporter wench who volunteered to give Billy a blow job just to keep him satisifed for a couple days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (MOA57)

120 115 Circus Peanuts are the worst candy ever. Almost as bad as Boston Baked Beans in a box.
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)

Yes... Gross...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (+gK6I)

121 115 Circus Peanuts are the worst candy ever. Almost as bad as Boston Baked Beans in a box.
Posted by: dantesed at October 27, 2026 09:51 AM (Oy/m2)

The taste is pretty undescribable.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (Gqar8)

122 Circus Peanuts are the worst candy ever. Almost as bad as Boston Baked Beans in a box.

Pixie sticks are just tubes of sugar - like you get in a diner for your coffee.

And Candy Corn is wax with sugar in it

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)

123
And Candy Corn is wax with sugar in it
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)

Yes... Candy corn is vile

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (+gK6I)

124 Circus Peanuts are the worst candy ever. Almost as bad as Boston Baked Beans in a box.
Posted by: dantesed

Right up there we marshmallow peeps. Yuck!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (+YuYu)

125 >The taste is pretty undescribable.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:52 AM (Gqar

Diabeetus in a bag.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (vr4To)

126
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (eRlcH)

127 I don't eat candy. The sugar overwhelms my taste buds. I'm more of a pie man myself.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (MOA57)

128 Holy moly, I just checked out Memeorandum to see what craziness is on the lefty menu today, and they are all in a dither about an alleged Trump "rape" accusation, somehow connected to Epstein. The moral indignation is no doubt running at fever pitch, though I didn't read the articles linked.

I recall after Biden assumed office they got someone to claim Trump raped her and then performed an abortion on her on one of the great lakes with the help of Epstein. She made the exact same accusation about other men too.

Biden's FBI said she was obviously lying. I assume this is that same story.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)

129 Right up there we marshmallow peeps. Yuck!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (+YuYu)

Another abomination...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:53 AM (+gK6I)

130 No offense, SF.
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 09:48 AM (pGvbN)
====

LOL

It is only one of several simultaneous monologues

Also some lady has been chanting "Javid Shah!"
in there for the last 10 months.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

131 They made the chocolate haystack candy once. Known by a rude name down here in my AO.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (Gqar8)

132 Not a big candy fan. I have no sweet tooth at all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (KRh8R)

133 I think this painting just gave me the diabeetus...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)

134 Fake moral outrage is all Democrats can do since they lack any morals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (2GVsD)

135 132 Not a big candy fan. I have no sweet tooth at all.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 09:54 AM (KRh8R)

I love anything chocolate.. Especially dark chocolate

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (+gK6I)

136 and they are all in a dither about an alleged Trump "rape" accusation, somehow connected to Epstein. "

Of course. There's an election on, you know?

FWIW, this leads me to quiet optimism overall - it seems that none of the usual idiocy can get any traction...

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (pfXMo)

137 Gum drops are another candy that I dislike.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (Gqar8)

138 The grocery store was selling popcorn balls yesterday, softball sized combos of popcorn and caramel as a glue. The lady in front of me in line to pay bought one, and then a second one for good measure. That time of year I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (MOA57)

139 There is Marshmallow Peeps flavored coffee creamer. No fucking way.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (r2Icn)

140 I do like dark chocolate covered walnuts, pecans, cashews.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (Gqar8)

141 What?!!! We couldn't make 100 yesterday with Jesus but Big Candy and we're there in 20 minutes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

142 139 There is Marshmallow Peeps flavored coffee creamer. No fucking way.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (r2Icn)

That’s - disgusting.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (Gqar8)

143 The best candy section I know of is at Buc-ee's.

Except they call it 'jerky' for some reason. Zillions of varieties.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (+YuYu)

144 Peeps make excellent carp bait. Stay on the hook pretty well.

Posted by: Jimmy Houston at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (EdP2u)

145 FWIW, this leads me to quiet optimism overall - it seems that none of the usual idiocy can get any traction..

The left ran on "the Epstein files are fake and only a reichwing idiot would believe Epstein had any clients" for four years.

Even the most ardent leftwingers don't believe any of this stuff. But they are hoping cargo cult like that it will help them since the claims hurt Biden/Harris a bit in the 2024 election

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)

146 The grocery store was selling popcorn balls yesterday, softball sized combos of popcorn and caramel as a glue. The lady in front of me in line to pay bought one, and then a second one for good measure. That time of year I guess.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (MOA57)
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Popcorn balls are a conspiracy by Big Dentist to keep themselves in business.

Same for caramel/candy apples.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (FZ29D)

147 No Staypuft Marshmallow Man, not art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)

148 Speaking of disgusting, I see Cornyn says if it were up to him he'd take the money out of the Texas race and spend it elsewhere.... And it's not because he thinks Paxton is winning...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (+gK6I)

149 >138 The grocery store was selling popcorn balls yesterday, softball sized combos of popcorn and caramel as a glue. The lady in front of me in line to pay bought one, and then a second one for good measure. That time of year I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 09:55 AM (MOA57)

Ah, popcorn balls. A treasured Christmas memory from my childhood. Santa always left one in my stocking along with an orange. And a pair of tube socks. Young Master Meta never got the pink popcorn balls - those were for the rich kids who lived on the other side of the tracks.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (vr4To)

150 I had a regular hershey bar the other day. I'm not sure there is actually any chocolate in them anymore"

Hasn't been - forever. Anyone else recall the chocolate scandal from the early days?
Dallas chocolateer was making all sorts of claims, but an interwebz sleuth found out they were just melting and molding commercial product...

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (pfXMo)

151 I'm the weirdo that likes Necco wafers - especially the clove flavored ones.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (vr4To)

Even in the days of real sugar and more real flavor ingredients, necco wafers were always bland. Mom loves them. Never understood it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (Y/06r)

152 I always liked candy corn.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

153 Hershey's syrup is another that has gone down the toilet. On ice cream, it is not too bad, but if you just taste the syrup by itself? Not good. Not right.

Enshittification of everything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:49 AM (Y/06r)
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I use a tablespoon of chocolate frosting melted in the microwave.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)

154 What?!!! We couldn't make 100 yesterday with Jesus but Big Candy and we're there in 20 minutes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
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We're on the four-lane express highway to hell...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (FZ29D)

155 152 I always liked candy corn.......
Posted by: Sponge
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#metoo

Posted by: lin-duh at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (EneHm)

156 Our terrorist candidate on the egg ad.

El-Sayed campaign statement: "This ad is not affiliated in any way with the Abdul for Senate campaign. Abdul is focused on pushing back against Trump’s agenda that is raising prices for Michiganders. No one speaks for Abdul but himself and his campaign."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

157 I always liked candy corn.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)
----
I'm eating some right now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (FZ29D)

158 Speaking of disgusting, I see Cornyn says if it were up to him he'd take the money out of the Texas race and spend it elsewhere.... And it's not because he thinks Paxton is winning...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 09:57 AM (+gK6I)

I just wish someone of prominence would look at Cornyn and the Bush's and say "Oh just go the f*ck away already. We're DONE with you."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)

159 141 What?!!! We couldn't make 100 yesterday with Jesus but Big Candy and we're there in 20 minutes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

You realize CBD is sitting back nodding to himself with maybe a dark chuckle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)

160 Tesla says their automated driving is 9x safer than human driving, statistically. After driving with my father yesterday, who is old and a terrible driver (scary bad), I believe he should buy one of those Teslas. He told me to "f**k off", his usual response to suggestions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (MOA57)

161 Alternate title:

"The Candyman's Autopsy Was Even More Horrible Than Anyone Imagined"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (YSUhf)

162 ----
#metoo
Posted by: lin-duh at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (EneHm)

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I'm eating some right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM (FZ29D)

*fistbumps*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

163 Mississippi recorded a comically raunchy version of Candy Man

https://tinyurl.com/2w3mxb6z

Lots of innuendo like "He has a stick of candy just nine inch long"

and

"All heard what sister Johnson said
She always takes a candy stick to bed

and

"Don't stand close to the candy man
He'll leaves a big candy stick in your hand"

Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Ns+8q)

164 I use a tablespoon of chocolate frosting melted in the microwave.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)

See, I always liked the chocolate syrup rather than fudge. 'Too fudgy' is a classification of chocolate in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (Y/06r)

165 Hasn't been - forever. Anyone else recall the chocolate scandal from the early days?
Dallas chocolateer was making all sorts of claims, but an interwebz sleuth found out they were just melting and molding commercial product...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 09:58 AM (pfXMo)
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That's popular here, single sourced from exotic origins like Tanzania, Nicaragua, and Ecuador.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

166 Personally, I'm surprised no one ever invented a Popsicle shaped like a boob.
Posted by: Bulg

Popsicles are generally phallic in shape. But those old Mickey Mouse ones almost look like they have boobs on top.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (igBuc)

167 El-Sayed campaign statement: "This ad is not affiliated in any way with the Abdul for Senate campaign. Abdul is focused on pushing back against Trump’s agenda that is raising prices for Michiganders. No one speaks for Abdul but himself and his campaign."/i]

Two ways the government could reduce costs:

1) Remove regulations against and taxes on "dirty" energy costs like coal, oil, and gas

2) End discretionary spending (since they would likely cause deflation)

Terrorist boy will do the opposite of both of these

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (sKqQm)

168 "Don't stand close to the candy man
He'll leaves a big candy stick in your hand"
Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Ns+8q)

I need an adult!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 10:01 AM (Y/06r)

169 Gaack!

Mississippi = Mississippi John Hurt

Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (Ns+8q)

170 What?!!! We couldn't make 100 yesterday with Jesus but Big Candy and we're there in 20 minutes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

You realize CBD is sitting back nodding to himself with maybe a dark chuckle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 09:59 AM

We disappoint CBD a lot. Almost as much as we do Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (0sNs1)

171 The cutting room floor.

James Percival
@DHSGenCounsel
A conversation with @60Minutes on rapists and murderers, which they declined to include.

https://tinyurl.com/4yna2k3b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

172 Tesla says their automated driving is 9x safer than human driving, statistically. After driving with my father yesterday, who is old and a terrible driver (scary bad), I believe he should buy one of those Teslas. He told me to "f**k off", his usual response to suggestions.

Last time I checked the numbers a focused driver is generally still better then auto-drive

What percent of drivers are paying attention to the road 100% of the time?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)

173 Alternate title

"CSI: Candyland

"Looks like somebody has a sweet tooth for murder!"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (YSUhf)

174 The Popsicle Twins were a big hit on the Gong Show.

Posted by: Tongue Wars at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (EdP2u)

175 Tesla says their automated driving is 9x safer than human driving, statistically. After driving with my father yesterday, who is old and a terrible driver (scary bad), I believe he should buy one of those Teslas. He told me to "f**k off", his usual response to suggestions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:00 AM (MOA57)
====

After FiL drove his car into his friend's house. We all agreed it was time for dad to stop driving.

The very next day he went out and rented himself a car.

The eventual solution was for us to buy a car so we could drive him wherever he wanted to go. Winning!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

176 Popsicles are generally phallic in shape."

No way!

/zombie Chuck Barris

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (pfXMo)

177 173 Alternate title

"CSI: Candyland

"Looks like somebody has a sweet tooth for murder!"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 10:03 AM (YSUhf)

*sunglasses*

YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)

178 What?!!! We couldn't make 100 yesterday with Jesus but Big Candy and we're there in 20 minutes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Boob talk and fish puns are inappropriate for art depicting the Crucifixion.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

179 What percent of drivers are paying attention to the road 100% of the time?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)
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I'm scanning the sidewalks for scantily clad ladies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:04 AM (RIvkX)

180 The Popsicle Twins were a big hit on the Gong Show.

I watched that skit again.

One of the women ate it like you would a normal Popsicle the other, well, she was clearly thinking of something else

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:05 AM (sKqQm)

181 This guy is another modern painter who has wonderful talent then focusses it on silly, smarmy subjects. (Hello Andy Warhol.) If this painting was a one time thing it would be impressive for the technique while displaying a sense of humor. As part of an ongoing theme the message gets in the way of the art. It's really annoying.

Would Cotton be popular is he wasn't based in NYC, surrounded campy, urban critics? I have my doubts. When I consider what he could do with a classic style still life or an intimate landscape, I feel a sense of loss.

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2026 10:05 AM (yTvNw)

182 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 27, 2026 10:05 AM (NBrT0)

183 What percent of drivers are paying attention to the road 100% of the time?"

Well, the broad who was, as she told the cops "playing the radio" wasn't as she sailed thru the red light and demolished my car...

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:06 AM (pfXMo)

184
I'm scanning the sidewalks for scantily clad ladies.

Was driving home a couple of months ago down some back road and traffic came to a stop suddenly.

Inched forward and there was a fender bender which is a little odd on a back road

Got a little further forward and saw a woman jogging in a sports bra and those "I can see she is an XX biological woman" spandex shorts and I suddenly got why some drivers had been distracted.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (sKqQm)

185 Peeps make excellent carp bait. Stay on the hook pretty well.
Posted by: Jimmy Houston

My sophomore year in college, we had an epic battle with stale Peeps on our floor of the dorm.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

186 Neko wafers?

You fiend!
Posted by: Anna Puma

Those make great .22lr targets.
Hit it and "poof", powder visual.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (UClSS)

187 Caution: Cotton Competently Captures a Chaotic Cascade of Confectionary Confusion

Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Ns+8q)

188 One of the women ate it like you would a normal Popsicle the other, well, she was clearly thinking of something else"

Thus Jaye P Morgan's quip about "that's how I started"...

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (pfXMo)

189 Last time I checked the numbers a focused driver is generally still better then auto-drive

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)
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Not according to the stats they publish, comparing the Tesla accident rates while FSD is engaged to NHTSA numbers, claiming 9 times fewer major collisions, and 7 times fewer fender-benders of any sort.

Either way, it has to be safer than what I saw yesterday.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:07 AM (MOA57)

190 Bad news, everybody. The Jews have canceled Christmas.

Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
The Young Turks are not handling criticism well, towards their 'Israel' ad on behalf of Abdul El Sayed:

Ana Kasparian: "I think a lot of Americans are not going to have a Christmas because they literally cannot afford it, given the price of everything shooting up on behalf of Israel's war against Iran."

There's always an October surprise, and this year it's Cenk Uygur's ad helping out Mike Rogers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

191 Caution: Cotton Competently Captures a Chaotic Cascade of Confectionary Confusion"

It's a Ball of Confusion?

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 10:08 AM (pfXMo)

192
Ana Kasparian: "I think a lot of Americans are not going to have a Christmas because they literally cannot afford it, given the price of everything shooting up on behalf of Israel's war against Iran."

25% year over year inflation under Biden? No biggie...its "temporary"

$4 gas and the world ends

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM (sKqQm)

193 What?!!! We couldn't make 100 yesterday with Jesus but Big Candy and we're there in 20 minutes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Yeah. I don't snark the Big Guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM (UClSS)

194 My FIL t-boned a lady while running a stop sign, (could have killed her), but didn't give up the keys until he sideswiped a police car at low speed, scraping it from back to front. About 90 when he finally gave it up.

Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM (EdP2u)

195 Can Ana Kasparian please explain how Israel has driven up prices for whatever? I'd be interested in her analysis, especially if she would dress inappropriately while giving it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:10 AM (MOA57)

196 With Halloween around the corner, does anyone else think the whole "trunk or treat" thing is stupid?

For those not in the know... "trunk or treat" is when people go to a school, park, or shopping center parking lot and the kids go from car to car to get candy.

It's lame.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:10 AM (RORbl)

197 That's nice art. I'm keeping the doors closed for Halloween but have to pick up candy for a few kids. And for me as I continue with my project.

Pixy had an article and this was hilarious and terrifying...

COBOL came into being in 1959. Nearly seven decades later, it is still everywhere. According to IBM, COBOL is the foundation for more than 40 percent of online banking systems, supports 80 percent of in-person credit card transactions, and handles 95 percent of ATM transactions. It also underpins many government systems, from Social Security to the IRS to services run by most states. One rough estimate puts the annual cost of COBOL’s inefficiencies to the US GDP at around $105 billion.

All those Hollywood people can learn to code.....Cobol.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:11 AM (Sco7b)

198 Speaking of traffic accidents, years ago I was driving down some back roads.

I came to a stop sign and stopped.

Bop

Woman behind me hit me.

She got out of the car with a phone stuck to her ear, and at first tried to argue it was my fault because I came to a full stop and she wasn't expecting it

She ended up paying....

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

199 Ana Kasparian: "I think a lot of Americans are not going to have a Christmas because they literally cannot afford it, given the price of everything shooting up on behalf of Israel's war against Iran."

What does Israel's war against Iran have to do with cheap consumer shit coming out of China?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:11 AM (UClSS)

200 I think self driving Teslas are a good option for elderly people to get around safely. I will suggest it for my mom when she moves back in with us one day. She's 81 and wasn't a great driver to begin with.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (EneHm)

201 I'm scanning the sidewalks for scantily clad ladies.

**********

Years ago I had a patient I had been following for several years. When he was about six or seven years old I walked into the exam room and he was standing on one of the chairs looking down at the parking lot six floors below.

Me: "Hi, Wyatt! Whattcha doing?"

Wyatt: "Checking out chicks!"

Posted by: muldoon at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (Ns+8q)

202 My sophomore year in college, we had an epic battle with stale Peeps on our floor of the dorm.
Posted by: Bulg

I gave my little brother a fat lip throwing a stale Circus Peanut at him in a darkened tent when we were sleeping out in the backyard.

Posted by: Can Still Hear The Crying, the little wimp! at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (EdP2u)

203 What does Israel's war against Iran have to do with cheap consumer shit coming out of China?
Posted by: rickb223

And 40% of the country will never ask that question.

The most "educated" society is duped with little effort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:14 AM (r2Icn)

204 It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

It is kind of lame, but... It would have been a nice option when I was a kid. Our neighborhood was too spread out with houses FAR off the road, so trick-or-treating was not a thing. We often went to the zoo for candy collection. A little car trunk setup at the school would have been more convenient for my folks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 27, 2026 10:15 AM (igBuc)

205 Somebody in Bruce Blakeman's campaign (running aginst Hochul in NY) is really good. This ad is excellent.

https://tinyurl.com/5cpkh33t

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:15 AM (Z1p3S)

206 Candy corn and peanut butter are my goto for putting on my Winter fat layer. I'll burn it off in the Spring.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (MWfyi)

207 For those not in the know... "trunk or treat" is when people go to a school, park, or shopping center parking lot and the kids go from car to car to get candy.

It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
__________

Kind of sounds like Halloween tailgating. If beer and firepits are involved, that might be fun.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (JzUSu)

208 A visual metaphor comparing the Cheesecake Factory to history's ugliest library.

https://tinyurl.com/2kk2fzne

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

209 When I was in Columbus Ohio, I was at a stop sign, actually in Hilliard, suddenly rear-ended. Not hard, but hard enough.

Cop car.

Was he nervous...

Nothing happened. However if that happened now here in my part of Canada, my first thoughts would be how many tickets did he give out during Covid.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (Sco7b)

210 Those bubbles remind me of a chocolate soda made of seltzer and chocolate syrup. In other words, a chocolate egg cream when you have no milk.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (3ImbR)

211 People Magazine has announced who, for 2026, is The Sexiest Man Alive.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

212 My continuous glucose monitor is spiking just from looking at that image.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2026 10:17 AM (qlLNh)

213 "A visual metaphor comparing the Cheesecake Factory to history's ugliest library.

https://tinyurl.com/2kk2fzne
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?"

ooo that's good

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:17 AM (MWfyi)

214 That seems to be the Dem scare points - gas prices, grocery prices, data centers, tax breaks for millionaires, and war in Iran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 10:18 AM (2GVsD)

215 Rents are DOWN about 2% since Trump took office. I remember when this was the big complaint...

Yes gas is back up to Biden levels, but unlike his inflation this will be temporary

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:18 AM (sKqQm)

216 I saw gas for 3.29 this morning.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:19 AM (MWfyi)

217 >207 For those not in the know... "trunk or treat" is when people go to a school, park, or shopping center parking lot and the kids go from car to car to get candy.

It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
__________

Kind of sounds like Halloween tailgating. If beer and firepits are involved, that might be fun.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:16 AM (JzUSu)

Trunk or treat was invented by AWFLs to keep their spawn away from the proles.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 27, 2026 10:19 AM (vr4To)

218 Yeah. I don't snark the Big Guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM

There's snark in the AoSHQ comments? Well, I never!

* looks around for fainting couch *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (0sNs1)

219 $3.19 cash price.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (MWfyi)

220 With Halloween around the corner, does anyone else think the whole "trunk or treat" thing is stupid?

It's the logical endpoint of "everything must be safe", which some people claim is standard female thinking. Those people have never met the Ettes.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (2ocoG)

221 Gas prices have been slowly receding lately. I expect another "Iran sinks a bunch of tankers with speedboats!!" stories to pop up soon, in time to spike the prices for next Tuesday.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 10:20 AM (nSbQr)

222 All I got was a rock.

Posted by: Thunk or Treat at October 27, 2026 10:21 AM (MWfyi)

223 Not art. No dog, and no emotional reaction at all. Don't love,don't hate, nothing.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 27, 2026 10:21 AM (sl73Y)

224 Well, she's got a point. At least as good a point as any other Talarico talking point.

Julie Borowski
@JulieBorowski
I just voted for James Talarico in Texas because “the trans community needs abortion care too.”
This is the number one issue facing America today.
7:29 AM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

225 For those not in the know... "trunk or treat" is when people go to a school, park, or shopping center parking lot and the kids go from car to car to get candy.

It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I miss the late '60's/early 70's trick or treating.
Real caramel/candy apples, popcorn balls & rice krispy treats. None of that store bought crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:22 AM (UClSS)

226 Have they said HOW Trump is raising prices and how they plan to reverse it?

No? Because it's all just buzzwords and buzz phrases? Shocker.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (y49sE)

227 Trunk or treat was invented by AWFLs to keep their spawn away from the proles.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
___________

So, box wine and light sticks instead of beer and firepits?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (JzUSu)

228 What does Israel's war against Iran have to do with cheap consumer shit coming out of China?
Posted by: rickb223

Diesel prices run up transportation costs. Also we're missing some sealanes.
Some might choose to blame the Shi'ites for watching "Dune" too many times, but that just shows how insidious those yahoodis are.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (yYROg)

229 Gross.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 10:24 AM (BI5O2)

230 226 Have they said HOW Trump is raising prices and how they plan to reverse it?

No? Because it's all just buzzwords and buzz phrases? Shocker.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:23 AM (y49sE)

Benson in Michigan has an ad running saying she'll help lower taxes. Look witch, you've been in power for at least four years with the cabal of other dems.

Why haven't you done it then?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:24 AM (Sco7b)

231 With Halloween around the corner, does anyone else think the whole "trunk or treat" thing is stupid?

For those not in the know... "trunk or treat" is when people go to a school, park, or shopping center parking lot and the kids go from car to car to get candy.

It's lame.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:10 AM (RORbl)
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In my neighborhood they do both. There's a big church at the end of my street that does Trunk or Treat. Then the kids go up and down the streets in my neighborhood looking for more handouts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (FZ29D)

232 Trunk or treat... is that where Joe Biden shows kids how to make an elephant?

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (yYROg)

233 I use adaptive cruise everywhere. Self-driving seems like the obvious next step.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (2ap+5)

234 The left: We need to print trillions of dollars because illegals need free phones too. But don't worry any inflation will be temporary

Also the left: Why can't Trump undo this inflation?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (sKqQm)

235 > Trunk or treat was invented by AWFLs to keep their spawn away from the proles.
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They have one at the local high school. It's very "organized." Only certain costumes are permitted. Must be between X and Y years old. One piece per person. Adult supervised. No music. No beer. No fun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (RORbl)

236 but that just shows how insidious those yahoodis are.
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror

Who's Yahoodi?!

Posted by: zombie Cab Calloway at October 27, 2026 10:25 AM (igBuc)

237 Benson in Michigan has an ad running saying she'll help lower taxes. Look witch, you've been in power for at least four years with the cabal of other dems.

I'm seeing lots of ads from incumbent Dem governors arguing if re-elected they'll lower taxes.

Because of course they will

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)

238 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

Dear" Ana". I always have a Christmas because it's based on church attendance, the singing of great Christmas hymns and thankfulness for the birth of Jesus Christ. We (my spouse and I) always get a least two presents for our son (who is rather a non materialistic person although he likes books) and we give each other a simple present. Prices were as high or higher under Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (JrHfD)

239 You may not recall but at one time Dems loved - I mean sexually enjoyed - accusing Republicans of "fearmongering" and "outrage".
Usually at dumb stuff like terror attacks etc.

Have Democrats done literally anything else for the last 20 years? Do they even have another card to play?

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (y49sE)

240 but that just shows how insidious those yahoodis are. /i]

Yahoodis: DOWN WITH GOOGLE!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)

241 Last year, we had a group of kids come to our door on Halloween. One kid had on an odd costume that looked like a monk's habit. He said, "Ask me who I am." So I asked him. He replied "St. Francis of Assisi." I thought that was very clever.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

242 You may not recall but at one time Dems loved - I mean sexually enjoyed - accusing Republicans of "fearmongering" and "outrage".
Usually at dumb stuff like terror attacks etc.

I remember when the big Dem talking point was that the only reason Obama's economy was so bad was that Reps were talking it down

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

243 I did not know the Republicans were behind the egg ad.

Variety
@Variety
John Oliver: “It does feel that the Republican Party has been getting way too comfortable with some, at best, Nazi-adjacent sh*t.”

“Nazis getting power doesn’t historically bode well for anyone, including, for what it’s worth, Nazis, who didn’t exactly have the best 1945.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

244 It'll be a busy day Friday. You can't really put the razor blades and pins in the apples ahead of time.because they tend to bruise, turn brown.

Posted by: Mr. Grouch at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (EdP2u)

245
“Nazis getting power doesn’t historically bode well for anyone, including, for what it’s worth, Nazis, who didn’t exactly have the best 1945.”

How about we just don't do any socialism, nationalist or not, just to make sure we don't get NAZIs?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (sKqQm)

246 I remember when the big Dem talking point was that the only reason Obama's economy was so bad was that Reps were talking it down
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

Remember 'staycations?'

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (Sco7b)

247 Perhaps this is the year Christians take back Christmas and tell the athiest, God hating leftards to watch The Grinch and figure it out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (8LHLV)

248 Guys, trunk and treats are freaking gay. Every year, my wife drags us to the one at her church. Dumb. Lame. My kids want to trick or treat, at night, with all kinds of fun. Not make a quick circuit of a parking lot.

So we go Real Trick-or-Treating on Halloween, anyway.

These Trunk-or-Treats are an answer in search of a question.

Besides, for Halloween pre-gaming, I found something better anyway. There's a 500 million year old cavern, and the owner lights it up and hosts a trick-or-treat in it. Much cooler than the trunk of a Kia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 10:30 AM (BI5O2)

249 Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:09 AM (sKqQm)

I guess eggs didn't work.

Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 10:31 AM (y49sE)

250 I remember when the big Dem talking point was that the only reason Obama's economy was so bad was that Reps were talking it down
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

It's because the Dems got away with that tactic in 1992 when the Bush recession was over, but they needed to win

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:31 AM (yYROg)

251 Obama...when the Shigellosis kicked in.

Posted by: ATM at October 27, 2026 10:31 AM (JAh4c)

252 Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
More than 170 House Democrats are demanding that the DOJ drop its investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) immigration history.

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No conservative is above the law! Meanwhile . . .

💥NEW: Jennifer Welch calls for Barron and Tiffany Trump to face "TRIALS"💥
For what?
Welch didn't even mention any reasons Trump's 2 youngest children should be put on trial.
Jim Acosta and the audience ate it up, applauding Welch's call for lawfare.
Welch and Acosta also shared a laugh over potentially imprisoning Trump's children.
Welch said she's hoping Trump's children could ultimately have all of their money stripped from them after being put on trial.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

253 Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

That's great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 10:34 AM (JrHfD)

254 Last year, we had a group of kids come to our door on Halloween. One kid had on an odd costume that looked like a monk's habit. He said, "Ask me who I am." So I asked him. He replied "St. Francis of Assisi." I thought that was very clever.
Posted by: Bulg

Did you give him bird seed?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:34 AM (UClSS)

255 All day sucker. Barry O's favorite.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 10:34 AM (QaH55)

256 John Oliver: “It does feel that the Republican Party has been getting way too comfortable with some, at best, Nazi-adjacent sh*t.”

Graham Platner is a Republican?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (2ocoG)

257 MINI TOOTSIE ROLLS ... Funny Halloween costume recently seen was a cat woman ... No, not the Michelle Pfeiffer type dressed in black leather but, rather, frumpily wearing fuzzy pajamas with a dozen stuffed cats and kittens sewn/glued all over ... This was how she dressed to "distribute" candy to the neighborhood Trick-or-Treaters ... And, by "distribute", she carried the candy in a new/clean kitty litter tub and -- you guessed it -- scooped out portions and dumped them into the children's bags and buckets.

Posted by: Kathy at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (MOK4W)

258 Welch said she's hoping Trump's children could ultimately have all of their money stripped from them after being put on trial.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

Meh, the Rubicon isn't that important of a river anyway.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (yYROg)

259 Fox is reporting that a Beverly Hills mansion is being raided in connection with Swalwell by the feds right now. Looking for electronics, apparently. It might be interesting to know who owns the mansion.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubcon at October 27, 2026 10:35 AM (eStot)

260 NEW: Jennifer Welch calls for Barron and Tiffany Trump to face "TRIALS"💥
For what?

She posted on X that she wants Elon held accountable for his crimes. Elon replied that her plastic surgeon is who should be held accountable. (If you haven't seen a picture, her face looks like a melting wax dummy, it's really bad).

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:36 AM (2ocoG)

261 Well, one thing about this election season.

I loathe these people more than ever. And hell, I only deal with the Canadian equivalent.

But when you read and hear out of their own mouths their genocidal fantasies first-hand, prosecutions, lawfare. They aren't human. And right back at them, society would be better off if their bloodlines were suddenly to disappear.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)

262 Viral lesbian bar shuts down after backlash to mask-free night

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I guess they weren't perverted enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)

263 Viral lesbian bar shuts down after backlash to mask-free night

The best detail of that story is still that one of the owners fled to clown college.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (2ocoG)

264 Meh, the Rubicon isn't that important of a river anyway.

Caesar wasn't that big on proscriptions on defeated domestic foes its one of the reasons his taking power was relatively easy...

I do wish GOP type voters paid attention to this stuff. This isn't, "well if we get rid of Trump we can get back to the way things were in the 90s"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (sKqQm)

265 And speaking of perverted . . .

Brazil’s "first transgender lesbian federal deputy" forces conservative candidate to surrender passport to save democracy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

266 Shigella would make a pretty girl's name, don't you think?

Posted by: Rolls Off The Tongue at October 27, 2026 10:39 AM (EdP2u)

267 But when you read and hear out of their own mouths their genocidal fantasies first-hand, prosecutions, lawfare. They aren't human. And right back at them, society would be better off if their bloodlines were suddenly to disappear.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:36 AM (Sco7b)
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Considering how gung-ho they are to turn their own children into trannies, it's highly likely that their bloodlines will disappear within the next generation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:39 AM (FZ29D)

268 Viral lesbian bar shuts down after backlash to mask-free night/i]

Wasn't the biggest problem they didn't have any guys to buy drinks for all the girls?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:41 AM (sKqQm)

269 I do wish GOP type voters paid attention to this stuff. This isn't, "well if we get rid of Trump we can get back to the way things were in the 90s"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 10:38 AM (sKqQm)
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Surprisingly few people seem to understand this.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 10:41 AM (1ysvM)

270 I do wish GOP type voters paid attention to this stuff. This isn't, "well if we get rid of Trump we can get back to the way things were in the 90s"

Yeah. I know the have been a lot of wolf cries about previous elections, but the one world COMINTERN government wants to be installed in 2030 and the closer we get the more unhinged the left will be in public.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:42 AM (2ocoG)

271 " Viral lesbian bar shuts down after backlash to mask-free night"

Should have done it on Halloween.

Posted by: Thunk or Treat at October 27, 2026 10:43 AM (MWfyi)

272 Miss Jennifer should count herself lucky I'm not a cop in whatever town her sons live in. I bet they've done something actionable. That investigation would be pro bono work for me. Nights, weekends, til I got that airtight case.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 10:43 AM (BI5O2)

273 Considering how gung-ho they are to turn their own children into trannies, it's highly likely that their bloodlines will disappear within the next generation.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:39 AM (FZ29D)

I'm happy you're optimistic. I kind of am tool.

I don't see Abdul winning in Michigan. Some of the ads have been brutal, and constant. Abdul's charisma campaign hasn't been going that well either.

And then the blacks..They need to trot out Biden to tell them that they ain't black if they don't vote Dem. And to call them racist.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (Sco7b)

274 I don't understand the art.

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (ZxPkt)

275 Here's a story for AlexTheChick to curl up to:
pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2618030123

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (yYROg)

276 The Popsicle Twins never made it to the West Coast airing. The uproar and hoopla made the Network suits can the episode before it went on. Think they aired a repeat.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at October 27, 2026 10:45 AM (EdP2u)

277 Didn't have this on my Bingo card.

Egypt’s Parliament Votes to Provide Military Support to Saudi Arabia to Defend Against Houthis4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

278 NEW: Jennifer Welch calls for Barron and Tiffany Trump to face "TRIALS"💥
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The left has a lot of things they're going to do to us if they regain power again. Trials are the tamest of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:46 AM (RORbl)

279 Campaign Staffer for Abdul El-Sayed Caught on Undercover Camera Saying 'Americans Are Idiots'

Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

280 I know the have been a lot of wolf cries about previous elections, but the one world COMINTERN government wants to be installed in 2030 and the closer we get the more unhinged the left will be in public.
Posted by: Ian S.

When every election is the most important election of our lifetime people tune out.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (ux5aB)

281 >>@TheInsiderPaper

>>BREAKING: FBI is raiding a mansion in Beverly Hills, CA as part of an investigation into Eric Swalwell, Fox News reports

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (viF8m)

282 Campaign Staffer for Abdul El-Sayed Caught on Undercover Camera Saying 'Americans Are Idiots'
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

To be fair many are. I present to you the tens of millions of Kamala voters.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 27, 2026 10:48 AM (ux5aB)

283 I would have Jennifer Welch arrested just for that hideously botched face job she has. She looks like the Joker.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 10:48 AM (nSbQr)

284 They want a purge real, real bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:49 AM (r2Icn)

285 >Wasn't the biggest problem they didn't have any guys to buy drinks for all the girls?

Posted by: 18-1
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I think lesbianism has various sub-groups, sects if you will, and these groups are occasionally at war with each other over who is authentic and who is just glomming on to the kink.

anyway that's how I see it

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 10:49 AM (ZxPkt)

286 Jeffries says the first person he is gonna impeach is Pete Hegseth...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 10:50 AM (+gK6I)

287 Bolsonaro Challenging Presidential Election Results in Brazil

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Tomorrow's news today!

Bolsonaro Falls Out Of Window.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

288 The organization, Voter Protection Corps, is combining volunteers who flag election content with attorneys who review posts and help prepare requests for platforms to take them down.

Its September 8 recruitment notice spells out why it wants lawyers involved: “lending legal credibility to formal removal requests.”

That creates an organized route from a volunteer flagging a post to an attorney helping seek its removal. The group’s broader plan calls for making monitoring a permanent part of election operations, alongside networks that challenge anticipated claims before voters encounter them.

Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

289 Campaign Staffer for Abdul El-Sayed Caught on Undercover Camera Saying 'Americans Are Idiots'
Posted by: SMOD at October 27, 2026 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

Is this the same staffer caught out calling Biden a "rapist"?
What's his handle when he comes to the HQ?

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:51 AM (yYROg)

290 Looks like some bubbling alien ooze. Bro doesn't know what chocolate sauce is ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:51 AM (iFTx/)

291 The raid.

https://tinyurl.com/y3n5p34p

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

292 When every election is the most important election of our lifetime people tune out.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
___________

Yeah, I'm with TJM on this one. Even if they win, Dem legislation will be vetoed and no way they'll have the numbers in the Senate to convict on any impeachment.

Plus, they'll go even more batshit crazy, which will only sharpen the issues for 28. And that's what's really important, not least because of controlling the census.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (JzUSu)

293 Chocolate Sauce
Will Cotton

Will Cotton designs and Katy Perry videos and album covers.

Somehow, it looks provocative (at least when used to attract the attention of teen girls, younger 20s).

I'll pass on all.

thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

294 X conversation of the day:

Senator Alex Padilla: INVESTIGATE ELON MUSK. (23,000 likes)

Elon: Investigate your wiener (123,000 likes)

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:53 AM (2ocoG)

295 Huh. A lot of the kooks want Hegseth gone. Looks like they want a fighting force loyal to them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (r2Icn)

296 I guess she thinks she can lie her way out of this.

Ilhan Omar Tells Hasan Piker People Are Obsessed With Her Because of Her “Good” Looks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

297 I think lesbianism has various sub-groups, sects if you will, and these groups are occasionally at war with each other over who is authentic and who is just glomming on to the kink.
anyway that's how I see it
Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 10:49 AM (ZxPkt)

No, you're right. Ashley Gavin did a whole 22 minute speech on this during her standup
youtu.be/1YkFfqRqlJQ
It's not exactly comedy, because Gavin isn't as funny as (say) peak Margaret Cho, but it's instructive and mildly entertaining.
tl;dr in case you think I'm funnier, there's some woman called King Princess who is with another woman, but emitted that she screws dudes when she's "bored".

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (yYROg)

298 A lot of the kooks want Hegseth gone. Looks like they want a fighting force loyal to them.

The color revolution plan they've decided on involves a military coup, and they can't do that without reinstalling Milley or whatever.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

299 Huh. A lot of the kooks want Hegseth gone. Looks like they want a fighting force loyal to them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (r2Icn)
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That's exactly what BHO and FJB were trying to create during their terms--a military that was loyal to "The Cause" rather than one that was oath-bound by the Constitution of the United States of America.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:55 AM (FZ29D)

300 NEW: Jennifer Welch calls for Barron and Tiffany Trump to face "TRIALS"💥
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The left has a lot of things they're going to do to us if they regain power again. Trials are the tamest of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 10:46 AM (RORbl)
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I'm amazed how quickly this deformed botoxed harpy Jennifer Welch somehow became a main voice on the left. She's repulsive.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

301 Padilla's an idiot, parroting teeny tiny Reich, the latter of whom is always fighting his way back as a Clinton Administration has-been from 30 years ago.

imho, of course.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

302 NEW: Jennifer Welch calls for Barron and Tiffany Trump to face "TRIALS"💥
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The left has a lot of things they're going to do to us if they regain power again. Trials are the tamest of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

In other words, I have nothing to lose by going on the offensive?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 10:56 AM (UClSS)

303 one hopeful scenario is that the Left wins the House and blows its wad on scam impeachment. Then 2028 is a blowout for Pinochet/Franco

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:57 AM (yYROg)

304 https://tinyurl.com/y3n5p34p
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)
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Looks like the cops were waiting politely at the gate to be admitted.

Is that what the kids are calling a "raid?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (RIvkX)

305 Painting: It's good. I just want to point out that the bubbly brown sauce is exactly what your poop looks like when you have cryptospora.

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (Jr5Lq)

306 Democrats can do failure theater even better than we can.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)

307 "Cotton sees his works as utopias that explore the notions of temptation and excess."

And yet there are no boobs.

Perhaps he doesn't know about the cup sizes.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (NBrT0)

308 Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
More than 170 House Democrats are demanding that the DOJ drop its investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) immigration history.
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How about "no".

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (TN0g+)

309 Oh, and don't forget that Pinochet started out as a leftist military officer. So when he did a coup against Allende the shift was decidedly lateral.
At first Pinochet's economic policy was about the same as Allende's and was coming up with more Allende results. Unlike Allende, Pinochet was willing to correct course.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (yYROg)

310 Gasoline $3.11, Asheville.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (XeU6L)

311 The best detail of that story is still that one of the owners fled to clown college.
Seems like the logical progression to our politics. I’m not watching any television until the elections are over. Every political text I get I delete and report as spam. Why would I, or anyone else, click a link to an anonymous text message? Wouldn’t criminals send texts with links(regardless of political affiliation), to unsuspecting voters hoping to infect their phones with malware? Am I the only one that paranoid?

Posted by: Unkaren at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (m6fGY)

312 Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
More than 170 House Democrats are demanding that the DOJ drop its investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) immigration history.
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How about "no".
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (TN0g+)
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They seem quite worried to me ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

313 Hardly a "raid," there. More like a Jehovah door knocker crew with nightclub lights.

They need to get that crew from the Maduro raid for these things. Even the degenerate gambler, just to round things out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (BI5O2)

314 310 Gasoline $3.11, Asheville.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 10:59 AM (XeU6L)

$5.89 Sonoma County CA

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (+gK6I)

315 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

316 nood

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (Jr5Lq)

317 306 Democrats can do failure theater even better than we can.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)

Yeah, Daschle did jack sh!t with the Senate 2001-2 except make everybody despise Daschle and lose.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at October 27, 2026 11:00 AM (yYROg)

318
Elon replied that her plastic surgeon is who should be held accountable. (If you haven't seen a picture, her face looks like a melting wax dummy, it's really bad).

I was at the grocery store yesterday and this overly botoxed and surgery addicted 60ish woman with duck lips started chatting me up.

It's one thing to see these Medusas on-line, another to see them in person. *shudder*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (iqcvy)

319 I guess she thinks she can lie her way out of this.

Ilhan Omar Tells Hasan Piker People Are Obsessed With Her Because of Her “Good” Looks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)
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They just want to date her?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (iFTx/)

320 And she wins the bragging rights!

New Study Ranks NY’s Hochul Worst Governor in U.S.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (ndZc7)

321 I think if lesbians want to have their own bar it's fine. The bar ( was there a restaurant with it?) is. A bar is kind of a knife edge business . I mean the money comes from drinks and lots of them not from food. I don't think I've ever been to a bar that just served drinks. Fancy Mixed drinks here are quite expensive. $15.00 a piece?!

I cannot think why you want to have fake "transgenders" in a lesbian bar anyway, and it seems you're less likely to make money if you exclude men. The most stupid bit was the thing about the masks. Some people still are not t over the Covid Op.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (JrHfD)

322 Democrats can do failure theater even better than we can.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)

To be sure. And more. They're better at everything than your Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (BI5O2)

323 A lot of the kooks want Hegseth gone. Looks like they want a fighting force loyal to them."

They really want the DoD back - it had become a way to distribute funds... and some trans stuff.

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (pfXMo)

324 Looks like some bubbling alien ooze. Bro doesn't know what chocolate sauce is ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 10:51 AM

I have never encountered chocolate sauce that appears to be caustic and eating a hole in a table.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2026 11:03 AM (I43vL)

325 More than 170 House Democrats are demanding that the DOJ drop its investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) immigration history.
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How about "no".
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:58 AM (TN0g+)
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They seem quite worried to me ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Dems behaving like the brats that they are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:03 AM (XeU6L)

326 273 I'm happy you're optimistic. I kind of am tool.

not certain whether typo or freudian slip

Posted by: anachronda at October 27, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)

327 I think if lesbians want to have their own bar it's fine. The bar ( was there a restaurant with it?) is. A bar is kind of a knife edge business . I mean the money comes from drinks and lots of them not from food. I don't think I've ever been to a bar that just served drinks. Fancy Mixed drinks here are quite expensive. $15.00 a piece?!

I cannot think why you want to have fake "transgenders" in a lesbian bar anyway, and it seems you're less likely to make money if you exclude men. The most stupid bit was the thing about the masks. Some people still are not t over the Covid Op.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:01 AM (JrHfD)
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I've seen it reported that the bar originally promoted itself as very covid friendly and 100% masked.

The bar thus courted and attracted the worse of the mentally ill hypochondriacs. These lunantics felt betrayed that "their" bar eventually decided to go one night with masks optional.

I'm also convinced that the batshit crazy hyper-woke black tranny guy that led the charge against the bar was a troll.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 11:07 AM (iFTx/)

328 I someday envision - hope for - stampedes to the doors of multi-millionaire entrepreneur and podcaster Jennifer Welsh & her chubby friend, Angie Sullivan's, abodes where their idiot ex-husbands co-parent all of their soiled children on air.

👉🏻🎆Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 11:09 AM (NFX2v)

329 $3.99, Deptford NJ

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at October 27, 2026 11:09 AM (nSbQr)

330 I didn't know about the black tranny guy, but you obviously cannot sustain a business based on getting in customers who want to wear masks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 11:12 AM (JrHfD)

331 No. Would not hang. Would not eat.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (w6EFb)

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