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Jeepers
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:01 PM (yEz+x) 3
Christmas candy is displacing Halloween candy on the store shelves. Of course, trees and decor have been up for a couple of weeks now.
Looked everywhere and couldn't find a turkey tree. Such a mad rush from trick or treat to ho ho ho. Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z) 4
Hello Mr. REX!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:02 PM (96kpa) Posted by: TRex - half price pumpkin dino at October 28, 2026 10:03 PM (XfIK1) 6
Pittsburgh Scanner
South Side. South 14th Street. Caller says an ex-employee is on scene and throwing around slabs of concrete. Firing Bruce Banner wasn't such a good move, guys. Posted by: mikeski smash at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov) 7
Only a fool pays list price for a pumpkin.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (vBZcw) 8
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (sAmhv) 9
Favorite candy bar is the $100,000 Bar later changed to the 100 Grand Bar .
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (Ti9vn) 10
Man, wheelchair man proves that you can achieve your dreams of being a thief even if you're crippled! Wonder if he's in league with ATM Man? Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: RandomDave at October 28, 2026 10:05 PM (aJQbY) 11
Snickers, Miley Way etc, are tasting worse to me. Very plasticky or waxy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 28, 2026 10:05 PM (Vvh2V) 12
A lot of these mainstream candies that used to be chocolate are no longer chocolate. They are "chocolatey".
And the cacao butter is now palm oil or whatever. Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:05 PM (88C+u) 13
Judge Carter has DENIED DOJ's request for a TRO requiring California to segregate mail ballots associated with approximately 20,000 registered voters whom federal officials suspect are noncitizens. Back to the Ninth Circuit, presumably. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:06 PM (mmrXZ) 14
Today was very long, very tiring... but the kids were good, mostly, and at the Trunk or Treat at church, some of my students recognized me!
Posted by: RandomDave at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY) 15
The Marathon Bar was also good.
You can tell I'm a chocolate/caramel combo fan. Favorite candies are Turtles. Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (Ti9vn) 16
I remember Abba-Zabas. Like most taffy, it could pull your teeth out. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (mmrXZ) 17
Favorite candy bar is the $100,000 Bar later changed to the 100 Grand Bar .
Posted by: polynikes -------- This is the way. Thanks for the ONT Dino. Posted by: scampydog at October 28, 2026 10:08 PM (u6hXB) Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:08 PM (ZdaMQ) Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:09 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 10:09 PM (jU8k8) 21
Only name candy on that list I know is Abba-Zaba. I've seen cocoanut patties before, and I know what pralines are, but none of the others.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z) 22
>>Favorite candy bar is the $100,000 Bar later changed to the 100 Grand Bar .
Knuckle bump. Bought two bags of minis for Halloween among a bunch of other candy knowing full well I won't get that many kids. Whatever will I do with all these extra 100 Grand Bars? Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m) 23
Iowa - Twin Bing - Cherry cream balls coated in peanut-chocolate "hash" (Palmer Candy Co.)
Can confirm! The plant is in Sioux City and at least one Twin Bing is in every Casey's I've ever been to (which is a lot). Posted by: pookysgirl, still part of the Casey's Cartel at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (Wt5PA) 24
OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..
🎃 Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (96kpa) 25
Reese's was acquired by Hersheys in the early 1960s. Over time Hersheys substituted cheap synthetic ingredients for the original recipe. "Chocolate compound covering" anyone?
They got called out for this a few years ago by one of the Reese family. The Hershey CEO sheepishly admitted the crappification of the product and vowed to restore the original standards. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:11 PM (vBZcw) Posted by: Rex B at October 28, 2026 10:11 PM (sdSI9) 27
ONT Debate Society
Kit-Kat. With over 400 flavors, past and present, they must have one you like. Waiting for them to arrive from Japan is the hard part. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov) 28
OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..
🎃 Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (96kpa) Candy corn and pumpkins from Brach's. Good from September first through Thanksgiving day. Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z) 29
24 OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..
---------- I find that classic candy corn is the most polarizing of candies. Many love it (including me) but lots of people despise it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:12 PM (vBZcw) 30
Well, I found something AI is good at. I asked it to list occurrences where a gray Hyundai Tuscan was used to steal ATM machines and had a NJ Plate.
Besides the Pittsburgh one....another occurrence took place in Fairfield NJ (unsuccessful). And, another in Worcester, Mass. Same type vehicle. NJ plates...and they got away that time. Apparently, this is an organized crime issue. And, they use stolen Hyundai's because they don't have an engine immobilizer (thus a walk in the park to steal). Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske) 31
When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars. I really liked them. But they were also bigger than the other candy bars for the same price.
I was cheap even back then. Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 28, 2026 10:14 PM (Lo97M) 32
>>OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..
No shame. I like them too but only around this time of the year. There's a reason they are still made despite what the candy snobs say. I even like the occasional circus peanut. They still make them too for some reason despite absolutely nobody liking them. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (viF8m) 33
Neighbor texted me yesterday, that they're going hunting this weekend so their boys won't be treat or treating this weekend.
I'd already bought candy: special stuff for the boys, plus a bag of mixed goodies for anyone else that may show up. So, I bagged a bunch of it and took over to the mom today. She said the boys were slightly bummed about missing out on candy, although they were excited to go hunting, and will doubtless appreciate the treats. Wonderful neighbors. Great people. Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (rdVOm) 34
Cinnamon Imperials. So simple. So perfect.
They do not seem to sell them much in stores anymore. You can get them on Amazon for like a 2lb bag. They are just as good as brachs. Thanks for the ONT. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s) 35
Marines birthday is Nov 2.
One year, he asked for a peanut butter cup. I found a recipe, and a false bottom shallow scalloped edge pan and made one. Melted good chocolate, made my own peanut butter cream. It was awesome. And quite large. Suffice to say, it was enough for the party. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (yEz+x) 36
I'd already bought candy: special stuff for the boys, plus a bag of mixed goodies for anyone else that may show up.
--------- Toss some wax lips into the bag. Scares the hell out of the deer. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (vBZcw) 37
Apparently, this is an organized crime issue. And, they use stolen Hyundai's because they don't have an engine immobilizer (thus a walk in the park to steal).
Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske) This is a situation that cries out for "bait" ATM's loaded with a cylinder of poison gas. Unplug it from the wall, topple it over into a car trunk, and 30 seconds later, the gas is released. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (Asc1p) 38
Pittsburgh Scanner
Police indicate that this might be a the work of a serial ATM thief. A grey Hyundai Tuscan with a New Jersey plate. Just the thing you'd expect raiders to be driving. Posted by: mikeski-wan kenobi at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov) 39
Caller says that there is a table setup by an organization asking for donations. Caller says that they are making people who walk past them feel bad.
--------- Al Sharpton Sidewalk Shakedown? Posted by: scampydog at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (u6hXB) 40
Sorry I'm late, the biology lab needed help. Apparently somebody misplaced some chicken named Abby's brain. We still hadn't found it when I left.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (PMi3m) 41
I like Canada Mints. They went obsolete and then some New England custom company made them. Now obsolete again. I am disappoint.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re) 42
Can confirm coconut patties in FL. Pralines are everywhere in the south, milk, butter, brown sugar, white sugar, pecans. And they are Pray- lines. You South Carolina people are wrong. lol.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ) 43
They still make them too for some reason despite absolutely nobody liking them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (viF8m) This, too, is the story of Peeps. Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z) 44
Firefox is begging users to come back, with a 2000s nostalgia campaign.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (88C+u) 45
T Rex does it again! Great ONT!
Those folks in Pittsburgh are something else! The dispatchers must have a daily contest for the most unusual call... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1) 46
Always have a small bowl of candy corn out this time of year. The extent of my seasonal decorating. Used to carve 2 pumpkins and answer the door on Halloween, but have become lazy.
KitKat fans would love going into a Japanese convenience store (Family Mart, Lawson). A zillion flavors. Years ago I got shikwasa-flavored gummies on Okinawa (another east Asian citrus variety). Fantastic. Have never been able to find them on mainland Japan again. Or online. Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:20 PM (U/Byj) 47
I always liked Bun candy - I haven't seen it for awhile but I think it is still being sold.
Candy corn and pumpkins are an abomination. Circus peanuts, peeps, all things marshmallow, and licorice of color too. Ptooie!! Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:20 PM (fO5H9) 48
Twix or Kit Kats for me as favorites. Hated Almond Joy.
We used to give out normal size bars and a huge bowlful or two. Very popular. I got tired of kids taller than me showing up with a lame pillowcase. Plus kids and parents driving up the mountain for the good stuff. We are done. Most of the kids on the street are older now and we are bah humbug. Turn our porch light out and hide with most of the lights off watching tv til 8pm. We do give stuff to our grands as we love them...not much candy, though as they get tons trick or treating. It's been awhile since Halloween was on a Saturday. This one will be rocking! I remember one in college and always, always a kegger and total insanity. No one died, dropped a pitcher of beer, or harfed at my keggers. I don't know how but it's true. I don't put out our fall wreaths til Nov. 1st due to the potential thug issue being mad at me for not answering the doorbell. We did our part for a decade, plus 30yrs in FL, and are retired from stranger's children. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (hzuYO) 49
31 When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars.
Come on...you liked throwing them in the pool...🤪 Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (96kpa) 50
39 Caller says that there is a table setup by an organization asking for donations. Caller says that they are making people who walk past them feel bad.
--------- Al Sharpton Sidewalk Shakedown? Posted by: scampydog at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (u6hXB) _____________________ I, actually, look forward to that nonsense, because it's so easy to wind those people up. They always have one outside the local Cabela's. Sometimes it's anti-gun. Sometimes it's anti-hunting. Sometimes it's something that has nothing to do with that place. But, I seem to be able to always push the right buttons to get them yelling while I cooly stand there smiling having accomplished my mission. Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (dIske) 51
My grandmother made almond roca that was better than store-bought... hers was always *fresh* and the toffee would just melt in your mouth.
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (viF8m) Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (Jr+re) 54
Howdy Dino! Somewhere in Time (the album) was what got me hooked on Maiden. Wasted Years was my favorite track, followed by Alexander the Great.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (K3aCg) 55
Candy corn>>>>>Good n Plenty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:23 PM (yEz+x) 56
31 When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars.
Come on...you liked throwing them in the pool...🤪 Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (96kpa) (Jump to top of page) Canadian counterpart to the Baby Ruth is the Oh Henry. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Asc1p) Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:24 PM (96kpa) 58
Good evening everyone! Thanks for your ONT patronage.
Posted by: TRex - trick or treat dino at October 28, 2026 10:25 PM (XfIK1) 59
COMM!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:25 PM (yEz+x) 60
These got mentioned twice a few ONTs ago, but Clark Bars are pretty great, too, for a more old-school candy bar. Like a Butterfinger, but lighter. Won't pull out your cavity fillings.
Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov) 61
JQ,
I so appreciate your support, and Blonde and tcn support the other night. Ettes are the best. And not dinner whores. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:26 PM (yEz+x) 62
One of me grandfathers used to make Molasses, caramel taffy with home grown walnuts. Then he'd store it in the fridge. I was too young to realize how funny it was at the time, but he kept a ball peen hammer in the kitchen utensil drawer to divvy out pieces. You had to let it sit for a while to soften (which is when we caught up). Very good stuff.
Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske) 63
Sorry I'm late, the biology lab needed help. Apparently somebody misplaced some chicken named Abby's brain. We still hadn't found it when I left.
Posted by: tankdemon It's just a brain. How far could it get on its own? That doesn't sound normal. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov) 64
Good sized thunderstorm rolled through here in N WI this evening.
Unusual for this time of year. Thankful it wasn't snow. Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/) 65
We had zero trick-or-treaters last year, which was unusual. So in the spirit of hope, I got a couple small bags of M&Ms for the lil' goblins this year. If no one shows up, the goodies will be gobbled in-house.
I prefer my chocolate plain, unless it is Enstrom's Toffee, which is glorious! Thankfully, they ship world wide. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (D/6p1) 66
In the way-back time of my youth, you could get a 25 cent Baby Ruth that was HUGE (to my rural senses)! It took a coupla sittings to finish it.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (Jr+re) 67
I so appreciate your support, and Blonde and tcn support the other night. Ettes are the best. And not dinner whores. Posted by: nurse ratched =============== You were so right. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (mmrXZ) 68
"I fully support your right to abort a child up until the moment of birth, provided you accept the duty to kill your own offspring if they grow up to be a criminal, or a tranny, or a Communist."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (Asc1p) 69
My favorite candy bars are Zero, Hershey's Special dark chocolate bar, and Chuckles, which are gum drops. The last time I bought Reese's Peanut Butter Cups they were awful. The filling had almost no peanut butter flavor. I do like licorice, red, black, and Allsorts.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1) 70
My favourite is Coffee Crisp.
What bugs me though is how much the bars have shrunk in the last 20 years. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (O7YUW) Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm) 72
Dark chocolate >>> any other chocolate.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (Jr+re) 73
Payday candy bars were good. I haven't seen one in a long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (Lo97M) 74
That was a nice pitch
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:31 PM (yEz+x) Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:32 PM (96kpa) 76
One of the highlights of the Hershey "Factory" tour is that you can design your own candy bar, which they will make during the tour. Then you can design your own label.
It gets rapped, and likely never makes it to the car. Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske) 77
Haribo sugar-free Gummy Bears FTW. Can't get enough of 'em!
Posted by: joe biden at October 28, 2026 10:34 PM (Asc1p) 78
I saw a Chinese with a Werewolf Menu in his hand
And his friend showed up and they got the eggroll Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 10:34 PM (/+uur) 79
@NBCNews
Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media. ------ Does NOBODY at NBC have ANY journalistic integrity? Lol, yeah I know--that made you laugh! Just the same, let's explore the errors in this less-than-100-characters tweet: * "Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away...": You're NBC FRICKING NEWS--are you pretending that your entire organization can't perform accurate and detailed research regarding something "more than 4,000 miles away"? What the hell? From AI: AI Overview The longest road distance between two cities/points in the contiguous (continental) United States stretches approximately 3,689 miles... So NBC basically says that if it didn't take place in the continental United States that THEY aren't competent to report on it and nobody else can either??? * "...the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media". How could a story that isn't even 36 hours old be declared "baseless" by a supposed media outlet? Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 10:34 PM (Cjcf6) 80
I always liked the maple sugar candies, but they're not really "hand out" candies and they're difficult to find.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 10:35 PM (CHHv1) 81
For the last few years, I've only bought candy that I probably won't eat. LOL!
All of this year's leftovers will go to the staff at hubby's nursing home. Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:35 PM (rdVOm) 82
"Ettes are the best" is one of the entries in my big book of life knowledge stuff. A recent entry is "Do not make Nurse Ratched angry."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 10:37 PM (CHHv1) 83
It gets rapped, and likely never makes it to the car.
Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske) rapped? Orson's Morsels. Dey's da bomb! Chew 'em, crunch 'em, all day long. Feed 'em to your ho's and bitches, They won't know which one is which's. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:37 PM (Asc1p) 84
The Cheeseheads are gonna do it. Sad for the Rays
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at October 28, 2026 10:38 PM (F3QBk) 85
No love for the New England Confectionary Company Wafer?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:39 PM (PMi3m) 86
Two big omissions in the candy area. Red Hots (and their big cousin fireballs). I think Ferrara candy makes them.
And the entire New England Confectionary Compant. NECCo. Necco Wafers, of course, but also Canada Mints (white/peppermint,.and blue(?)/wintergreen), Waleco Bars, and some others. Posted by: From about That Time at October 28, 2026 10:39 PM (sl73Y) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (eRlcH) 88
Caller says that there is a table setup by an organization asking for donations. Caller says that they are making people who walk past them feel bad.
It's probably those Girl Scout thugs trying to intimidate people into buying their cookies. Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1) 89
No love for the New England Confectionary Company Wafer?
Posted by: tankdemon No. None at all. Sintered talcum powder with artificial flavorings... bleh. Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (yEz+x) 92
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are the best easy access candy available in the United States.
A sneaky second choice is this: Buy a Hershey Bar, and then spread a generous portion of a quality peanut butter atop it. Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (Cjcf6) 93
85 No love for the New England Confectionary Company Wafer?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:39 PM (PMi3m) --------- They sell Halloween candies in the fall and calcium antacid tablets the rest of the year, right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:43 PM (vBZcw) 94
77 Haribo sugar-free Gummy Bears FTW. Can't get enough of 'em!
Oh, joe...you poor, demented fella...🙄... Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:43 PM (96kpa) 95
A recent entry is "Do not make Nurse Ratched angry."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm If we are being honest here, we could expand that to include ALL 'Ettes. Of course, after they throat punch you, they will ask if you've smartened up and would you now like to head to the bar. Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (fO5H9) 96
Applets and Cotletts suck.
Supposed to like local stuff. They suck. Horrid. Give me PTSD. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (yEz+x) Ivar's Clam Crunchies: empty clam shells filled with marshmallow and wasabi. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (Asc1p) 97
I missed whatever happened last night, I am sorry, Nurse. It’s not fun being on the receiving end of others behaving badly.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (ZdaMQ) 98
>>I always liked the maple sugar candies, but they're not really "hand out" candies and they're difficult to find.
Elvis and I visited my mom today. That's one of the things we talked about. When my folks had a farm in Vermont the farms were too spread out for trick or treating so they had a halloween party for the kids at one of the farms and the favorite candy was local maple sugar candies. They aren't difficult to find in Vermont. I miss less exciting times. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m) 99
My ex husband used to call cat turds in the litter box “kitty roca.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x) Posted by: The dog at October 28, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm) 101
My ex husband used to call cat turds in the litter box “kitty roca.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x) Jill won't let me eat those, the bitch. Posted by: joe biden at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (Asc1p) 102
In junior high and HS at school, 50 in each class, total of 200 in HS, we had a "store" for recess. We could buy candy and Coke and other stuff. I think pencils but no one bought those.
A friend in junior high got a Reese's Peanut Butter cup with a worm in it and I haven't eaten one since. She also used to buy a packet of peanuts to put in her Coke. I never figured that out. I got a Coke and chips. A junor high or HS kid ran the place behind a half door and were fine, upstanding students, unlike me. Special Ed shared the junior high bldg with us, which made it more exciting. One guy who had googly eyes rode the school bus with us. Older and pervy. Lived on a chicken farm and often had chicken poop on his arm on the bus, which was hideous. My friend's older college brother drove one year and Charles had to sit on the front seat behind the driver. He still tried to look up our dresses and we'd yell at Jimmy (driver) and he'd wearily tell Charles to turn around. It was hard to tell which eyeball was actually looking cause they rolled around. I'm sorry this tangented out of the candy bar discussion. Reese's cups brought the memories back. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (hzuYO) 103
Necco Wafers for sure, but never saw Canada Mints. Could be a regional thing.
This thread is making me want some evil sweets. All I have is good Japanese chocolate and some good Alaska Airlines chocolate. Guess I'll survive. In Japan Kobe (and not just that city) has amazing confectionery companies, usually with German or Russian names. European-style chocolate with Japanese precision and packaging. See's Candy is a big hit there because it's a very different chocolate recipe than Belgian, French or Italian, and of course because it's American, and hard to get. Always the standard gift when visiting. Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (U/Byj) 104
Do kids actually like Necco wafers? I always considered them a poor kid candy...and I loved them! Yep. I was a poor kid...😙
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:48 PM (96kpa) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:48 PM (eRlcH) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 10:49 PM (jU8k8) 107
See's Candy is a big hit there because it's a very different chocolate recipe than Belgian, French or Italian, and of course because it's American, and hard to get. Always the standard gift when visiting.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (U/Byj) Does Germany have Not See's candy? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:50 PM (Asc1p) 108
Great Scanner Night. Bon Scott much appreciated.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:50 PM (r2Icn) 109
95 If we are being honest here, we could expand that to include ALL 'Ettes.
Of course, after they throat punch you, they will ask if you've smartened up and would you now like to head to the bar. Yessir! Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:51 PM (96kpa) 110
I had the Koof last fall and my tastebuds are still out of whack. A staffer at dialysis said it took two years for hers to revert to normal. I was a very serious chocoholic but it just doesn't taste right, no matter the form. So I've pretty much given up on it. And, sadly, chocolate isn't the only problem; practically everything tastes not good. On the plus side I've lost enough weight that I had to buy a whole new winter wardrobe.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 28, 2026 10:52 PM (DK5Sh) 111
A niche candy but a monster hit every Christmas in our neighborhood growing up was La Florentine Torrone Candy from Italy.
Dave DiMinno, the route salesman for the only Italian store within 80 miles did a killer business with them. Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:52 PM (fO5H9) 112
Of course, after they throat punch you, they will ask if you've smartened up and would you now like to head to the bar.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (fO5H9) ******** Welp. This is surely (Shirley) not about me. Although the throat punch is after the knee to the groin and gouging of eyeballs. I tried to get the story out of the guy and he wouldn't give names and I gave up. I did ask him to apologize and told him that's what I would do. As far as I know he didn't. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:52 PM (hzuYO) 113
>>Necco Wafers for sure,
Necco stood for the New England Confectionary Company. One of my ex's clients. She came home after every meeting with Necco wafers. Used them to level tables. They also made those horrid Valentine's Day heart things nobody actually ate. Nice people though. Very generous to the community. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:53 PM (viF8m) 114
Chunky with raisins is among the cruelest candies ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The Paolo, how you say, he smiled whenever their jingle was played: *Open wide for Chunky* Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:53 PM (fO5H9) 115
...Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.
------ Does NOBODY at NBC have ANY journalistic integrity? Posted by: Crusader --- Depends on how you define integrity. They swing for the other team. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 10:54 PM (jU8k8) 116
See's Candy is a big hit there
Posted by: rhomboid Does Germany have Not See's candy? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Yeah. It's all white chocolate, though. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov) 117
See's Candy is a big hit there because it's a very different chocolate recipe than Belgian, French or Italian, and of course because it's American, and hard to get. Always the standard gift when visiting. Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (U/Byj) Does Germany have Not See's candy? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ================= Holy fvk comment of the week. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:56 PM (mmrXZ) 118
The Big Twelve decided to make its life more difficult:
"The Big 12's conduct policy at athletic events will now include an automatic minimum $100,000 fine and a warning after a first confirmed incident. A second incident at the same game will result in an in-game penalty, such as a 15-yard unsportsmanlike penalty in football or a two-shot technical foul in basketball." How stupid. We're now affecting the outcome of an athletic event because 1 or 10 or 100 people in the crowd want to shout something that was the not-polite equivalent of "Screw the Mormans"? Really, are entire athletic departments supposed to be on alert about what their crowds might chant? I can't wait to the completely-unpredictable outcome where a berth in the college football playoffs is more or less determined because 25 college kids chanted something and a penalty or foul was called. Is EVERYONE in college sports just *retarded*? Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 10:56 PM (Cjcf6) 119
Our trick or treaters are hit or miss. The museum behind us does a thing for the kids with candy, so a lot of people just go there.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ) 120
102 I'm sorry this tangented out of the candy bar discussion. Reese's cups brought the memories back.
Darlin' ! What a crazy, wild, and disturbing story! I love that😆... Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (96kpa) 121
White chocolate is the negation of chocolate. Dark chocolate. Semi-sweet. These are real chocolate. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (eRlcH) 122
I used to get Skor bars and Charleston Chews a lot when I was in school, though you can't go wrong with a Hershey bar.
I like melting a full size Hershey bar into heated milk, maybe add a ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract, to make hot cocoa. Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (PMi3m) 123
My MIL had a 4000 sqft house with Nicos hidden everywhere.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (/+uur) 124
"Does Germany have Not See's candy?"
Don't know. Japan I think just has one store in Tokyo. Just before I left the east coast for 'splodier climes, See's had started to rent empty mall store space and have stores open from Black Friday to Christmas. Just pre-packed boxes, not choose-your-own. Imagine they did pretty well. And airports in the west used to have See's kiosks. The See's factory in SF is near the airport, and even closer to the national cemetery. Some time I'm going to drop by that location on the way to see Nimitz's grave at the cemetery (and Turner's, and Spruance's, and Lockwood's, I think, all together). Stopped by that factory on a ski trip once and saw a tanker (spotless) pull up and connect a hose to the huge "Milk Chocolate" connection out front. Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (U/Byj) 125
Candy corn and salted peanuts taste just like a Payday bar..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (08OqX) Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 10:58 PM (Sco7b) 127
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Nonpareils. That is all. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (eRlcH) ___________________ I'm with you on that. I favor the dark chocolate ones, but I wouldn't turn down the milk chocolate one either. You can keep the butter mint ones. They are a "bridge too far." Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:58 PM (dIske) 128
Good night.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 10:58 PM (Sco7b) 129
"Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food and water in preparation for disasters such as
Godzilllra Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur) Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 11:00 PM (/+uur) 131
Do kids actually like Necco wafers? I always considered them a poor kid candy...and I loved them! Yep. I was a poor kid...😙 Posted by: COMountainMarie =============== It's funny, half the candy I pretended to like as a kid, I actually didn't. I ate it because it was frowned upon. Necco Wafers we played Holy Communion with. Any other Catholic schoolers? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 11:00 PM (mmrXZ) 132
Evening all,
Computer is back up and running. We have a spacewalk early in the morning. NASA - ISS Spacewalk #100 - Menon & Kutryk International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live Date: October 29, 2026 Time: 8:00 a.m. EDT (1200 UTC, 13:00 CET) https://youtu.be/jEx83JFP9ng Posted by: Joyenz at October 28, 2026 11:01 PM (2F0/Y) Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 11:01 PM (Jr+re) 134
Hey, kid, wanna see somethin' scary?
(Be advised, link to a Siouxsie and the Banshees video that has some moments of intense flashing lights, so epileptic might want to avoid.) https://youtu.be/ArsWV6LLy3k Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:02 PM (PMi3m) 135
It's been cold at night, so Cat has stayed indoors a couple of times. Until he re-discovered his comfy cushy chair on the enclosed back porch. (I folded back the bottom corner of screen on the screen door.)
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:02 PM (rdVOm) 136
All of this year's leftovers will go to the staff at hubby's nursing home.
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:35 PM (rdVOm) ************ You are a sweetheart. For some shifts in hospitals that might serve as dinner for most of the staff. In the ED someone would make popcorn, put it in a bedpan in a kitchen, and we'd go to town as we passed by. I always liked the vessel chosen. If an ED doc bought pizza on a horrible night we were like honeybadgers. There was no time for dinner as it was that insane. I look back now and honestly don't know how we did it. I'd still trust any of them with my life or those I loved. It was a great experience for five years and I was honored to be a part of that group. Some saw me years later and about knocked me down with hugs when I appeared to say hi. It's possibly a little known fact for many that nurses sometimes used to forget to pee it can be so busy til the end of the shift. Bladders? What are they? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:03 PM (hzuYO) 137
Candy corn is great if you're candy-poor and 5 years old.
Grown adults should make better decisions. Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:03 PM (Cjcf6) 138
Good evening morons und danke Dino
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX) 139
At Costco today, I noticed a holiday-themed package of soda pop: Cranberry!
Anyone here try it? They weren't offering samples, so I hesitate to buy an 18-pack of unknown. Even though it seems like it'd be tasty... Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (rdVOm) 140
Posted by: RandomDave at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY)
It's nice to be recognized in a good way! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (JrHfD) 141
Worked for a senator from a state that was home base for big candy brands. Holiday season the stuff that came in was amazing. Mail room manager had a system to divvy up the spoils. Between that stuff and the receptions that time of year, you could pretty much live off the land half the time.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (U/Byj) 142
I liked Necco wafers. I can speak for no one else. An enemy of mine (don't ask) said they were candy's version of "plaid."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (CHHv1) 143
I regularly visit the places I've worked in the past and throw around slabs of concrete. It's a basic human right!
Posted by: Employee Of The Month at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (EdP2u) 144
Mrs. F. is getting a box of See's Nuts & Chews for her anniversary.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX) 145
This time of year, Mrs. MKC likes to make a very dangerous form of crack by mixing candy corn and salted peanuts in a bowl. Damn if I can keep from eating fistfuls of it... very comparable to a Salted Nut Roll.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (K3aCg) 146
Life for Tampa Bay here in the ninth.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (yEz+x) 147
134Be advised, link to a Siouxsie and the Banshees video that has some moments of intense flashing lights, so epileptic might want to avoid.)
Too late...my eyes!!! Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (96kpa) 148
>>Candy corn is great if you're candy-poor and 5 years old.
>>Grown adults should make better decisions. I don't go out of my war to find it. But it takes me back whenever I have some. Always a happy memory. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 11:08 PM (viF8m) 149
144 Mrs. F. is getting a box of See's Nuts & Chews for her anniversary.
Posted by: San Franpsycho Those are really really good. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:08 PM (yEz+x) 150
My favorite candy is chocolate with caramel. I like)-Ghirardelli chocolate I don't know if it's been adulterated or not. Still tastes good.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:10 PM (JrHfD) 151
Life for Tampa Bay here in the ninth.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (yEz+x) More like death. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 11:10 PM (dK+Kv) 152
GooGoo Clusters, official sponsor of The Grand Ole Opry, or used to be anyhow.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 11:10 PM (LHPAg) 153
I never buy pumpkins. I have a realistic foam plasticky pumpkin I've put on my front step for the last 15 years. Looks real from the road and even up close. Last year the seam came undone and it broke in half. A little exterior wood glue and I'm ready for another 15 years, assuming I live that long.
Posted by: Frugal Freda at October 28, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u) 154
One of my uncles was a corporate VP of a company we all know. At Christmas, he'd send Cougar Gold cheese to clients and friends.
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:11 PM (rdVOm) 155
The Reese peanut butter cups have changed, for the worse. Used to consume the miniature ones in bundles, now I might eat one now and then.
Probably manufactured in Mexico now, too. Posted by: Another Anon at October 28, 2026 11:11 PM (4h45B) 156
I think Ghirardelli is still good, and Russell Stover although never great (they over sugar it) at least hasn't got worse.
Lindt is also okay. No problems with Dove. Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:12 PM (88C+u) 157
Texans are so bad the r/texans reddit had to post a special thread for the doomers.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (88C+u) 158
131 Necco Wafers we played Holy Communion with. Any other Catholic here...
Yep. Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (96kpa) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x) 160
That's it. Congrats, Brewers and fans.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (dK+Kv) 161
159 Brewers win!
Brewers win! Brewers win! Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x) Good for them. Good night. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 11:14 PM (Sco7b) 162
139 At Costco today, I noticed a holiday-themed package of soda pop: Cranberry!
Anyone here try it? They weren't offering samples, so I hesitate to buy an 18-pack of unknown. Even though it seems like it'd be tasty... Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (rdVOm) - - - - - - - - - - - Not a soda pop, but Aldi's has these flavored water bottles. Not the squirt ones, but regular drinks, around 32oz. One's a tropical fruit flavor, and another is cranberry. Both are pretty good, but your mileage may very. Posted by: Another Anon at October 28, 2026 11:14 PM (4h45B) 163
Brewers win!
Brewers win! Brewers win! Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x) My TV feed is so far behind, this comment is how I found out they got they final out. Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:15 PM (N/jk5) 164
They were the Seattle Pilots before they were the Milwaukee Brewers.
And that’s as close as we will ever get. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:15 PM (g4m12) 165
Congratulations to any Milwaukee Brewers fans for theor first World Series win.
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2026 11:15 PM (yTvNw) 166
147 Too late...my eyes!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (96kpa) I very specifically placed the caution before the link in hopes of avoiding such mishaps. I apologize for any resulting harm. Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (PMi3m) 167
Looks real from the road and even up close. Last year the seam came undone and it broke in half. A little exterior wood glue and I'm ready for another 15 years, assuming I live that long.
"We're calling to alert you that your pumpkin's warranty has expired." Posted by: The Reliable Gourd Warranty Corp. at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (4Je4D) 168
It's really a win for the entire National League
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX) 169
*basks in reflected glory*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX) 170
I really like the Martinelli's Cranberry flavored Sparkling Cider. A holiday favorite here, for those what can't have/don't want alcohol.
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (rdVOm) 171
Once the victory parade is over, the countdown to the lockout begins.
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:17 PM (N/jk5) 172
When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars.
Come on...you liked throwing them in the pool...🤪 Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (96kpa) (Jump to top of page) Canadian counterpart to the Baby Ruth is the Oh Henry. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Asc1p) You could get Oh Henry bars in the US. Eons ago, when I was still in high school, I remember ringing those up as a cashier. I also remember the Chunky bars with just nuts, in the gold wrapper. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:17 PM (qx7Zg) 173
Sliced my finger putting razor blades in the halloween candy. Still worth it.
Posted by: Sammy the Sociopath at October 28, 2026 11:17 PM (EdP2u) 174
so... Milwaukee winning is historic?
Well done I guess. I was happy when Houston won, and happier when they didn't get crapped on the second time. Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (88C+u) 175
At Costco today, I noticed a holiday-themed package of soda pop: Cranberry!
Anyone here try it? Posted by: JQ Haven't tried it. Sounds like it would be a decent drink mixer if nothing else. Have a vodka-cranberry with fizz. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov) 176
Mrs. JTB has a bunch of relatives who are Brewers fans. A number of happy texts will be going out tomorrow morning.
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (yTvNw) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (g4m12) 178
Arnold Stang made commercials for Chunky. Who is the Arnold Stang of our day?
Posted by: Stanley Myron Handelman at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (EdP2u) 179
"Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food
...... Three day old sushi has got to suck. Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (oq9dX) 180
I'm pretty sure that 50 percent of Idaho Spud bars are sold at the Boise airport to departing travelers who suddenly remember they need to take a gift from Idaho home.
I personally find the Spud bars to be excessively sweet. Perhaps if they made a bacon-wrapped version... Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (x3rPG) 181
A nice thing happened to me yesterday. I was buying a lottery ticket ( which I rarely do expect when it gets very high) I put in the money. It now costs $3.00 and I don't have dollar bills so I put in a $5.00 but had wandered away and forgotten I had extra money. This was 6:00 inthe morning . A man waiting to use the lottery
Found me and said "You have extra money left over on the machine. " I thought that was very honest of it. He could have used it on himself but didn't. I won $5.00 so I hope I might see him again so I can pay him back. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (JrHfD) 182
All the “HOW DO YOU FEEEEEEL ?” questions
Based on all the crotch adjustments the players do, the honest answer is "itchy" Posted by: "sweaty" also might work at October 28, 2026 11:22 PM (88C+u) 183
Oh Henry bars would rip out your fillings, if not your teeth.
Posted by: Bonomo Turkish Taffy at October 28, 2026 11:22 PM (EdP2u) 184
so... Milwaukee winning is historic?
Well done I guess. I was happy when Houston won, and happier when they didn't get crapped on the second time. Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (88C+u) First for the franchise (which as Nurse mentioned earlier, was the Seattle Pilots before moving to Milwaukee). The Milwaukee (now Atlanta) Braves won the WS in 1956. Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:23 PM (N/jk5) 185
On the few occasions that I went to Canada, I always made sure to buy extra Crunchie bars to take home with me. I'd like to see those go on sale in the US.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:23 PM (PMi3m) Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:24 PM (VHUov) 187
Zero candy bars were good, basically a snickers with white chocolate, iirc. But candy is dandy (and not keto), but liquor is quicker.
interesting "ZERO Candy Bars were created in 1920 by F.A. Martoccio Macaroni Company and joined The Hershey Company in 1996." Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2026 11:24 PM (vbXSk) 188
Considering sugar...
I'm seeing more sweet stuff actually using real sugar rather than HFCS. I think that Bobby Kennedy is an influencer here. Our systems are able to more easily process 'real' sugar', although too much of anything,.... You know... Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:25 PM (96kpa) 189
Dark chocolate. Semi-sweet. These are real chocolate.
**** Nibs. Pieces of cocoa before it gets made into chocolate. Posted by: clarence at October 28, 2026 11:25 PM (WZjs1) 190
I knew there were at lot of Brewers fans at the Trop, but seeing the pictures now that most of the Rays fans have left, no wonder it sounded like a Milwaukee home game at times.
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:26 PM (N/jk5) 191
Thank you Vendette.
I had the idea the Mariners got pretty far last year but it seems they didn't win the ALS. So this is like when the Oilers blew town and won a superbowl as the Titans over in TN. Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:26 PM (88C+u) 192
183 Oh Henry bars would rip out your fillings, if not your teeth.
Posted by: Bonomo Turkish Taffy Bit O Honey. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (yEz+x) 193
Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food
- I watched a Glenn Beck video earlier, and apparently everyone in Europe is doing the same, while we've just mandated that our military bases be prepared to run for three months without resupply. He thinks it's all a bad sign. Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (vSvIl) 194
Sees is insanely good, but I never get the prepackaged boxes, and if someone gets me one, I feel disappointed. Their fudge is the best. Chocolate Creams verrry good. Victoria Toffee aaghhh (Homer Simpson salivating sound). Others, I know what they are but I don't know the names. Fredericksburg Fudge in Texas to my sadness has disappeared, into some outfit called "Sweet Fred" that I haven't tried yet. Their Black Forest Fudge is sold out right now, but I'm on the notification list when they make more. I intend to try it out against a copycat recipe. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (mmrXZ) 195
The original Chunky candy bar with fricking raisins is the worst. I was a little kid the first and only time I bit into one and was convinced it was total bullshit.
Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (enNUy) 196
... oh right, they lost that 99-00 superbowl.
Posted by: at least they got there at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (88C+u) 197
before moving to Milwaukee). The Milwaukee (now Atlanta) Braves won the WS in 1956.
Posted by: Vendette Eddie Matthews is the only Brave to have played for the Boston, Milwaukee, and Atlanta Braves. Posted by: Chief Nokahoma at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (EdP2u) 198
All the “HOW DO YOU FEEEEEEL ?” questions
Based on all the crotch adjustments the players do, the honest answer is "itchy" Posted by: "sweaty" also might work at October 28, 2026 11:22 PM (88C+u) https://youtu.be/E2ukxCErDkk?t=228 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg) 199
With regard to local candy, Chicago has Frangos, which are chocolate-covered mints. For years, they were sold by the late Marshall Field's. I don't know if they're still available; but they were awfully good.
In Ontario (yes, I know, Canada, but bear with me), the Laura Secord chain of candy shops sells something called "almond bark", which is a slab of white chocolate with lots of almonds embedded in it. If you're a fan of white chocolate, like I am (which of course makes me a racist), almond bark is outstanding: I have to stay away from it, or I'll eat myself sick. And I have to mention my wife, the lovely and accomplished Annalucia, who makes a version of almond joys but with dark rather than milk chocolate. Outstanding! But available only to our friends and family. Posted by: Nemo at October 28, 2026 11:29 PM (4RPgu) 200
Well, the Baseball Season is over, and the World Series was BORING !!!!!!
Tampa Bay Never Showed Up ....... Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 11:30 PM (jGtoG) 201
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)
This guy broke Mel Brooks with that deadpan. I'm in awe. Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:31 PM (88C+u) 202
200 Well, the Baseball Season is over, and the World Series was BORING !!!!!!
Tampa Bay Never Showed Up ....... Posted by: Jackson K. On the upside, the Banana Ball Draft was earlier this evening. Posted by: Yellow Journalist at October 28, 2026 11:32 PM (EdP2u) 203
193 Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food.
Not a bad plan for anyone. Three months is probably a better plan... Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:32 PM (96kpa) 204
In Ontario (yes, I know, Canada, but bear with me), the Laura Secord chain of candy shops sells something called "almond bark", which is a slab of white chocolate with lots of almonds embedded in it. If you're a fan of white chocolate, like I am (which of course makes me a racist), almond bark is outstanding: I have to stay away from it, or I'll eat myself sick.
And I have to mention my wife, the lovely and accomplished Annalucia, who makes a version of almond joys but with dark rather than milk chocolate. Outstanding! But available only to our friends and family. Posted by: Nemo at October 28, 2026 11:29 PM (4RPgu) Alas, Laura Secord is much harder to get in Canada, with all the store closures. And they're not shipping to the States. Better for my waistline, though. Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (N/jk5) 205
During trick-or-treating, do dogs get wound up every time they hear "Trick or TREAT"?
Do they expect one for each group that says it? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg) 206
For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.
Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo) 207
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)
This guy broke Mel Brooks with that deadpan. I'm in awe. Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:31 PM (88C+u) Bob Uecker was in a class by himself. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:34 PM (qx7Zg) 208
For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.
Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo) Hallowed Be Thy Name or Paschendale. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 11:35 PM (dK+Kv) 209
Another example of tone-deafness:
Why does MLB's Commisioner's Trophy get handed to the team owner first? Nobody knows who that is. Nobody cares. Nobody cares when he dedicates this win to his wife Debbie. The BREWERS won the World Series. "The Brewers" are interpreted by the general public to be the 25 players on the World Series roster, their head coach, and...maybe...another coach or two. None of us give a crap about who owns that team. I hope he enjoyed his 5 minutes. I'm sorry I sat through it, and I don't even recall his name. Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:35 PM (Cjcf6) 210
Applets and Cotletts suck.
Supposed to like local stuff. They suck. Horrid. Give me PTSD. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (yEz+x) *** This X1000!!! Hate those vile things. Parents used to get them. Ugh. Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB) 211
Today I got out of the shower to hear some alarms, sort of like our smoke alarms, & a voice repeating something twice that sounded like my voice. I had a second to think, "Is this the radon gas alarm, oh, lawsie."
I yelled for my dude, no answer. He had my phone downstairs doing something to it so I had no phone nearby like I usually do. Our house is very big and you can't hear each other, even on the same floor as the walls or thick (I guess). I threw on my nightgown to go find him, thinking he was outside. About that time he wandered inside with me yelling on the deck. He'd gone out to check his tomatoes, without his phone, & didn't turn off the burglar alarm. I started getting texts from the alarm company *just* before they called the law. I wanted to kill him and tell the alarm people, yes, come get him as he's burgled my brain this morning. I guess he sashayed outside completely oblivious. Which he's never done before. He was apparently downstairs in the basement & had to see his tomatoes while I was upstairs. He may soon have a leash if this happens again. The police would have arrived to see me po'd in my nightgown with wet hair & him yammering about his tomatoes. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO) 212
>>Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food.
Not difficult. A bag of rice, sack of dried cuttlefish (for making broth), various veggies, a roll of kamaboko... Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (rdVOm) 213
>>so... Milwaukee winning is historic?
Sure. I have a good friend in Wisconsin who has been waiting for this moment for his whole life. Just got a text from him "At last". Happy for him. As historic as anything else. Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (viF8m) 214
Back in the Before Times, when we drew names in class for someone to give a Christmas present to, I always envied the kids who got a Life Savers Sweet Story Book.
Even if it had evil butterscotch in it. All time favorite growing up- movie theater lemon drops. Posted by: sal at October 28, 2026 11:37 PM (f+FmA) 215
Florida, man.
Blind Florida man who is charged with first-degree murder tells judge he will plead guilty in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak, fries, & a Pepsi. -- The sf judge tells him I can promise you lunch but I can't promise what you'll get. The man buries his head in his hands. https://tinyurl.com/3a9dtz6v Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 11:37 PM (jU8k8) 216
The most deceitful candy is spiced jelly beans. Whose brilliant idea was to flavor jelly beans like toothpaste?
Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 11:38 PM (dIske) Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (nEUC6) 218
Brewers win!
Posted by: nurse ratched Sports books lose! I guess they didn't pay off enough players/umpires to stretch it to seven games. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov) 219
The police would have arrived to see me po'd in my nightgown with wet hair & him yammering about his tomatoes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO) ===== I like fresh tomatoes too. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:40 PM (RIvkX) 220
The police would have arrived to see me po'd in my nightgown with wet hair & him yammering about his tomatoes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO) When they asked, "Do you know this man?" How would you have answered? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:40 PM (qx7Zg) 221
Mmmm... Abba Zabba's cousin Big Hunk was my favorite of all - a flat bar of hard nougat with peanuts sprinkled throughout. When I moved from California to New York umpty years ago, I discovered to my horror that you could not get either of those candy bars, or the others that Annabelle made (Rocky Road and Look), on the East Coast. A West Coast friend shipped me an Annabelle assortment for Christmas, but they arrived all melted and yucky, having gotten too warm in transit and leaked out of their wrappers and into the box itself. The same friend later sent me a refrigerated shipment of another assortment, and they were good, but not good enough to spend a day's salary on to procure! Looks like these candy bars still exist. If you have cavity-proof teeth, I highly recommend all of them.
Posted by: Clio Weeps at October 28, 2026 11:41 PM (FvFu9) 222
On the upside, the Banana Ball Draft was earlier this evening.
--- Banana Ball is the way to sort out who *really* likes excellence in a sport versus those that aren't that selective. Its akin to those people who a decade ago pretended to like women's basketball rather than any of the men's versions--"they just try so hard". Yeah, and its *terrible*. The best baseball in the world takes place in the Major Leagues, even if their owners and commissioners are absolutely clueless. The best basketball takes place in the NBA, even if they too are clueless and readily willing to fellate China and the Arab Emirates. Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:41 PM (Cjcf6) 223
Man sneaks up on deer blinded by a plastic bag over its head to help save its life. Faithpot site.
https://tinyurl.com/y4zm35ev Goodnight, folks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (JrHfD) 224
Florida, man.
Blind Florida man who is charged with first-degree murder tells judge he will plead guilty in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak, fries, & a Pepsi. -- The sf judge tells him I can promise you lunch but I can't promise what you'll get. The man buries his head in his hands. https://tinyurl.com/3a9dtz6v Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 11:37 PM (jU8k ===== Literally just saw this on Seinfeld. Figures a serial killer puts mayo on a cheesesteak. Savage. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX) 225
Dogtrovert (noun)
A person who enjoys the company of dogs more than people. Example: As I've grown older, I've become more of a dogtrovert. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (qx7Zg) 226
Arnold Stang made commercials for Chunky. Who is the Arnold Stang of our day?
I'd say Eddie Deezen but I think he's kind of out of it these days. So, today, Billy West or Mike Judge. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (CHHv1) 227
Not Seinfeld, Gutfeld.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX) 228
Today I got out of the shower to hear some alarms
He'd gone out to check his tomatoes, without his phone, & didn't turn off the burglar alarm. I started getting texts from the alarm company *just* before they called the law. I guess he sashayed outside completely oblivious. Which he's never done before. He was apparently downstairs in the basement & had to see his tomatoes while I was upstairs. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Well? ..... How were the tomatoes doing? Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov) 229
208 For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.
Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo) "The Clansman" Rocks..... Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 11:43 PM (jGtoG) Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m) 231
I wanna see the last 200 hires.
@CynicalPublius Holy Moly, this is insane. Weil Gotshal, one of America's most prestigious "BigLaw" firms is closing its doors. Weil Gotshal was the gold standard. When people think of "white shoe" NYC firms, this is what they think of. In my legal career, if you were given an offer to be an associate at Weil Gotshal it was like winning ten Willy Wonka golden tickets. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:46 PM (nEUC6) 232
When they asked, "Do you know this man?" How would you have answered?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:40 PM (qx7Zg) ********* Probably no, then laughed. And they would have hauled us both off. We had a brief spat about it all. He, of course, said he's never done this before. I then said we (the royal we) should always have our phones with us in the ancient of days. Because you can't hear in this house even if yelling. Which is nice except if you need someone.Then we got over it. I woke to a text from my bro that our 95yr old mother was going to not need sitters once she's home from rehab and the glue repair of a fractured lumbar vertebra. Her royal decree. She's alert and was living independently. I said, nope to this. A case manager also said nope and that was a relief as she will have sitters the rest of her life at home. Then the talking alarm just about did me in. I told my dermatologist that her visit was the highlight of my day. She and staff love me. Which may have been why she told me I don't look my age. I feel my age today, buddy. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:48 PM (hzuYO) 233
229 208 For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.
Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo) "The Clansman" Rocks..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_eC1wPAZgA Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 11:49 PM (jGtoG) 234
217 If you're a troll, go away.
Since when did this work? Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (nEUC6) Have you seen any trolls this evening? Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:49 PM (PMi3m) 235
How were the tomatoes doing? Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov) ****** Lol. Good, I guess. They've had a rough summer due to hot weather and drought. Are you they guy who used to add stuff to your nic to make me laugh? Or am I finally losing it? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:50 PM (hzuYO) 236
I ignore my neighbors but talk to their dogs. It gets awkward
Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 11:50 PM (enNUy) 237
235 217 If you're a troll, go away.
Since when did this work? Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (nEUC6) Have you seen any trolls this evening? Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:49 PM (PMi3m) Wow. I have absolutely impeccable timing. Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:52 PM (PMi3m) 238
Are you they guy who used to add stuff to your nic to make me laugh? Or am I finally losing it?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat I've been known to add things. A couple in this thread. And I'm mostly here on the ONTs to be a goof and unwind. Corporate life and daywalker news can drag a guy down. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov) 239
55 D senate
250 d house Bank it ---- I'd be willing to consider your possible outcome if you'd answer a simple question: For those results are you depending on "moderate fraud" or "a crazy level of fraud"? Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:55 PM (Cjcf6) 240
If you're a troll, go away.
Since when did this work? Posted by: weft cut-loop Have you seen any trolls this evening? Posted by: tankdemon Wow. I have absolutely impeccable timing. Posted by: tankdemon There's something to that "speak of the devil" thing. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:57 PM (VHUov) Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm) 242
If there’s 120% voter participation in key areas, will fraud be considered?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:58 PM (yEz+x) 243
>>If there’s 120% voter participation in key areas, will fraud be considered?
Nah... That's just a cOnSpiRaCy TheOrY!!! Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm) 244
If someone's looking for a business idea, create a lawn cutting service that sends vegans out to each the taller grass. It's Climate neutral, no engine noise during the process, and provides vegans a chance to share their philosophy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:00 AM (qx7Zg) 245
selling candy bar in the US but Baby Ruth is the plucky underdog with a loyal following.
Baby, Ruth! (Wiggles ears) Posted by: Sloth at October 29, 2026 12:01 AM (t19vo) 246
And I'm mostly here on the ONTs to be a goof and unwind. Corporate life and daywalker news can drag a guy down. Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov) ******** Two of you have similar names, sort of. I read very fast and one night you were adding stuff in German, or your twin was, and I was cracking up. As today was officially a very weird day I'm going to bed and hoping for the best. It's been a long six weeks or so of stress and I have had enough! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2026 12:01 AM (hzuYO) 247
FenelonSpoke is a treasure--but you don't have to be told the obvious. Unless you're a Democrat, in which your stupidity is alas, impenetrable.
Good night good folks. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2026 12:02 AM (CHHv1) 248
237 I ignore my neighbors but talk to their dogs. It gets awkward
Posted by: NCKate I nearly got in trouble last week for talking to someone's cat. I ride my bike over the same 12 mile route about 3 times a week. I always carry dog and cat treats and have some steady customers when they are outside. The owners are fine with it. There's a pretty tuxedo cat who was always skittish and would run when I got close, but this time it was laying out by the end of her driveway and I stopped to talk to it and see if it wanted a treat. I was in the road and not on the property. Just then the lady of the house drives up with a scowl on her face saying, "Are you looking for me?" I kind of laughed and said no, I was talking to your cat. I could tell she didn't believe me and I wonder just who she is hiding from. Awkward and weird, but amusing. Posted by: People Are Funny at October 29, 2026 12:02 AM (EdP2u) Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2026 12:03 AM (96kpa) 251
Arguing with trolls makes as much sense as arguing with the tides.
Goodnight. https://tinyurl.com/8mvnhuvj Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 12:05 AM (viF8m) Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2026 12:08 AM (96kpa) 253
246
And I'm mostly here on the ONTs to be a goof and unwind. Corporate life and daywalker news can drag a guy down. Posted by: mikeski ---- Argumentative and prejudicial. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:08 AM (jU8k8) 254
If there’s 120% voter participation in key areas, will fraud be considered?
Posted by: nurse ratched Obviously caused by same-day registration! Posted by: Democrats and the media at October 29, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov) 255
a lawn cutting service that sends vegans out to each the taller grass. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf =============== This is a typo for what? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:14 AM (mmrXZ) 256
I like to read day threads when I have time, but that's not often.
Just read, don't usually comment (unless there's snark to dish) because someone else often says what I'm thinking before I can type it out. LOL. Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (rdVOm) 257
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Radiation is making me extremely tired, so I am not working on needlepoint tonight, which frees my hands up to type.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (SRRAx) 258
Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food. Three days to slow the spread. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (Cqx++) 259
Just read, don't usually comment (unless there's snark to dish) because someone else often says what I'm thinking before I can type it out. LOL.
Posted by: JQ Hordemind is real. And spectacular. Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (VHUov) Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm) 261
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Radiation is making me extremely tired, so I am not working on needlepoint tonight, which frees my hands up to type.... ----- Glad you're back! Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2026 12:18 AM (Cjcf6) 262
Hi, Teresa!
Steady as she goes...take it easy. Glad to see you & hope this treatment is successful! Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm) 263
Teresa, good to see you! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:25 AM (mmrXZ) 264
From the annals of "this did not hit the way they intended": CalMatters @CalMatters Luis Arreguin, a father of four, lived for 49 years in the United States. It took just 16 days for ICE to send him to Mexico after detaining him in Fresno. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:26 AM (mmrXZ) 265
Elon Musk retweeted:
Mgoes (bio/acc 🤖💉 this might be my last normal tweet before biotech goes vertical i'm not a whistleblower. I don't work at Lilly, Novo or any of the big labs but there is a massive shift happening in human biology right now. it's sitting in press releases and almost nobody reads them the last 6 months alone: - a once-daily pill roughly doubled median survival in metastatic pancreatic cancer (13.2 vs 6.6 months) - a one-time gene editing infusion cut hereditary angioedema attacks 87%, and 62% of patients stayed attack-free and off all other prevention for 6 months - a one-time gene edit for cholesterol dropped LDL up to 62%, and it held for over a year - a personalized mrna vaccine beat keytruda alone in a 1,137 patient melanoma phase 3 - retatrutide hit ~28% weight loss in a phase 3 - an ai-designed drug entered phase 3 - a pill that regrows hair passed its second phase 3 - an immunotherapy that could let some rectal cancer patients skip surgery, chemo and radiation just got fda approved - a man lived 271 days off dialysis on a pig kidney - human cells were caught passing chromosome-sized chunks of DNA to their neighbors, and it Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:27 AM (jU8k8) 266
and it changes how the neighbors behave
we are on the verge of an era where the human body is a software problem and the update cycle gets shorter everyday stick around, it's going to get weird bio/acc Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:27 AM (jU8k8) 267
a lawn cutting service that sends vegans out to each the taller grass.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf =============== This is a typo for what? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:14 AM (mmrXZ) "Each" should be "eat". Sometimes the edit box is behind the tablet's keyboard, so I can't see what I'm typing. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:29 AM (qx7Zg) 268
>>Luis Arreguin, a father of four, lived for 49 years in the United States. It took just 16 days for ICE to send him to Mexico after detaining him in Fresno.
-------- Better late than never! How much does he owe US for all the bennies he sucked up for 49 years? Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 12:30 AM (VHUov) Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm) 271
Posted by: AOS cope, again
Flammenwerfers to the front! Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 12:30 AM (VHUov) Flammpanzers to the flanks. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:33 AM (qx7Zg) 272
Flammpanzers to the flanks.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:33 AM (qx7Zg) Flaming homos to the rear! Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at October 29, 2026 12:34 AM (x3rPG) Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 12:34 AM (WZjs1) 274
>> irNsI
Sounds like one of Ilhan "Ohmar's" relatives, and the really retarded one (which is saying something). Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 12:37 AM (w6EFb) 275
In today's further adventures with the Honda generator, I was able to get it to run with the ignition module driven by the generator's own "twelve volt" output. It would not start that way; had to connect a 12 volt battery to start it, but once running, the battery could be disconnected. The 12 volt output makes only about a 0.25 volts at cranking speed. Unfortunately, I metered it at 17.6 volts at normal running speed, with no load. That's a little salty for the long-term health of the HEI module, I would wager. Not to worry. I have on hand some little adjustable IC buck regulators. I will build one in, along with a filter network to smooth the DC from the bridge rectifier, and probably also a 12 volt pilot lamp, to serve as evidence the battery is charged. And I ordered a small 12 volt AGM battery from Amazon for 20 Loonie dollars, which will become part of the finished machine. It ought to last years, being asked to put out an amp or two for less than half a minute, and then being put on float charge for as long as the generator runs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 12:37 AM (Asc1p) 276
Elon Musk@elonmusk · 1h
That’s what I do too. Just have @Grok Bot buy it somewhere else at a lower price. jimmah@jamesdouma Amazon locked out my Grok Bot. So it just bought the same thing from a different site (at a lower price). ------- OK, is this interesting, weird, good news or what? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:39 AM (jU8k8) 277
I see it's morning in Pakistan, as the overseer whips his stable of trollfags into action.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 12:40 AM (Asc1p) 278
> "You got chocolate in my peanut butter!/ You got peanut butter in my chocolate!"
Somewhere on an alternate timeline, John Belushi wrote an SNL skit about the invention of the speedball. "You got heroin in my cocaine!/ You got cocaine in my heroin!" Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:41 AM (qlLNh) 279
How did Milky Way not receive at least an honorable mention?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:41 AM (y1wyK) Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:42 AM (qlLNh) 281
(Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:43 AM (qlLNh) 282
What kind of drastic national emergency where you couldn't buy food would be over in three days? World War III would be over pretty fast, but being hungry really wouldn't be the problem...
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 29, 2026 12:45 AM (3/XaG) 283
Sep 30, 2026What makes Grok Bot different is that your agents can actually use a computer, log into your accounts, browse the web, send emails, research things, and complete real tasks for you.
---------- Uh...no. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:45 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: mikeskimir at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov) 285
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Radiation is making me extremely tired Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (SRRAx) - "What's all this talk about radial tires?!" - Emily Litella Be well and hang in there! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (y1wyK) Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (3+xSz) 287
285 Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Radiation is making me extremely tired Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (SRRAx) - "What's all this talk about radial tires?!" - Emily Litella Be well and hang in there! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (y1wyK) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (3+xSz) 288
>> That's the one that's in the resistance, right?
Heh, indeed. Now, I'm wondering if I've been spelling it wrong for a while. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (w6EFb) 289
284 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa One does not simply leave the Communist party. Posted by: mikeskimir at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (3+xSz) 290
>>>some little adjustable IC buck regulators. I will build one in, along with a filter network to smooth the DC from the bridge rectifier, and probably also a 12 volt pilot lamp, to serve as evidence the battery is charged.
--- this is where the little four wheeler lost control and rolled off into the woods. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (jU8k8) 291
288 >> That's the one that's in the resistance, right?
Heh, indeed. Now, I'm wondering if I've been spelling it wrong for a while. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (w6EF lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (3+xSz) 292
> My favorite candy bars are Zero
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1) Those are still made? I haven't seen them in years. I liked them when I was a kid. Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qlLNh) 293
290 >>>some little adjustable IC buck regulators. I will build one in, along with a filter network to smooth the DC from the bridge rectifier, and probably also a 12 volt pilot lamp, to serve as evidence the battery is charged.
--- this is where the little four wheeler lost control and rolled off into the woods. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (jU8k lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (3+xSz) 294
286 283 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:43 AM (qlLNh) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (3+xSz) It looks like the Brazilian dictator has arrested another human, and stolen his socks. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qx7Zg) 295
292 > My favorite candy bars are Zero
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1) Those are still made? I haven't seen them in years. I liked them when I was a kid. Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qlLNh) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (3+xSz) 296
294 286 283 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:43 AM (qlLNh) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (3+xSz) It looks like the Brazilian dictator has arrested another human, and stolen his socks. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qx7Zg) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (3+xSz) 297
> 289 284 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa One does not simply leave the Communist party. Posted by: mikeskimir at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (3+xSz) Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in... Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qlLNh) 298
292 > My favorite candy bars are Zero
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1) Those are still made? I haven't seen them in years. I liked them when I was a kid. Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qlLNh) Walmarts in my area have them. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qx7Zg) 299
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---------- Uh...no. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:45 AM (XeU6L) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (3+xSz) Posted by: Trotski at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (nEUC6) 301
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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (y1wyK) 302
298 292 > My favorite candy bars are Zero
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1) Those are still made? I haven't seen them in years. I liked them when I was a kid. Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qlLNh) Walmarts in my area have them. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qx7Zg) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (3+xSz) 303
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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (y1wyK) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:51 AM (3+xSz) 304
300 One does not simply leave the Communist party.
Posted by: mikeskimir Now you tell me~! Posted by: Trotski at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (nEUC6) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:51 AM (3+xSz) 305
> Not a bad plan for anyone. Three months is probably a better plan...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:32 PM (96kpa) For sure. Also be prepared to defend it, and don't tell ANYONE you have it. If the trucks ever stop rolling, the blue cities will have food riots within three days, and cannibalism within a week. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:51 AM (qlLNh) 306
I tried a Twin Bing for the first time a year or two ago. It was good, but probably the sweetest candy bar I have ever had. Enough to curl your teeth!
Posted by: 496 at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (1LWHK) 307
297 > 289 284 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa One does not simply leave the Communist party. Posted by: mikeskimir at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (3+xSz) Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in... Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qlLNh) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (3+xSz) 308
Sidebar note: NBC News. Inadvertently proving Conservatives correct about Brazil. It was stolen. Thanks NBC News.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (sAmhv) 309
306 I tried a Twin Bing for the first time a year or two ago. It was good, but probably the sweetest candy bar I have ever had. Enough to curl your teeth!
Posted by: 496 at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (1LWHK) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (3+xSz) 310
308 Sidebar note: NBC News. Inadvertently proving Conservatives correct about Brazil. It was stolen. Thanks NBC News.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (sAmhv) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:53 AM (3+xSz) 311
305 > Not a bad plan for anyone. Three months is probably a better plan...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:32 PM (96kpa) For sure. Also be prepared to defend it, and don't tell ANYONE you have it. If the trucks ever stop rolling, the blue cities will have food riots within three days, and cannibalism within a week. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:51 AM (qlLNh) lol Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:53 AM (3+xSz) 312
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What do you get when you drink the water in the Kremlin? Toulouse-Lautrec What do you get when you drink the water in the Louvre? Posted by: Double Jeopardy at October 29, 2026 12:54 AM (qlLNh) 313
Sad Cope was given an extra dose of meth.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 29, 2026 12:57 AM (sAmhv) 314
> Walmarts in my area have them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qx7Zg) So they do. Just added one to my cart for my next delivery. Thanks. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:58 AM (qlLNh) 315
In today's further adventures with the Honda generator, I was able to get it to run with the ignition module driven by the generator's own "twelve volt" output. It would not start that way; had to connect a 12 volt battery to start it, but once running, the battery could be disconnected. The 12 volt output makes only about a 0.25 volts at cranking speed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 12:37 AM (Asc1p) So If I'm following right, it isn't producing enough voltage during cranking to power the ignition. We have those problems with certain hot rodded harley engines with big compression. Most of the ignitions won't power up below 9 volts, and with bigger compression the starter will draw the battery below the 9 volt mark and they don't fire. There was a device we used to wire in that had two 9 volt batteries in parallel so the ignition always had the voltage needed. That came out with better cures since then. Now we use a relay that applies battery voltage right to the ignition during cranking. Did you figure out why its only producing 1/4 volt during cranking? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2026 01:00 AM (vzuC7) Posted by: The Strangeloves at October 29, 2026 01:02 AM (ibDUx) Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm) 318
Oh my gosh, I have had this sock on for a while, I know it is from the candy art thread on Monday, maybe. I am sorry about that.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:09 AM (ibDUx) 319
Thanks JQ, I swear that I am getting stupider every day.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:10 AM (ibDUx) 320
"Can I Play With Madness" is probably Maiden's best intro for a beginner. Has a good melody and is short - 3:38. A 7 and a half opus is tough for a beginner.
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