aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Doof:
doof2112 at proton.me
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Donald J. Trump's
The Lord of the Rings
Funny stuff.
If you don't feel like watching all three videos, I suggest skipping to the last one, which is the best. And to be honest watching all three in a row is kind of a grind, because most of the jokes are repeated.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (e5z5/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (2UnvF)
well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 04:11 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:15 PM (Sco7b)
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Why would we do that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:16 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:16 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (RORbl)
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Newman at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (kDZcn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (EX3Wq)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: That guy who always wonders what whitey is gonna do about it at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (f+9pV)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)
I just pass through but those are not happy sub-humans.
Not by a long shot.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 23, 2026 04:21 PM (QaH55)
______________________________
That one made me laugh.
Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 04:21 PM (dIske)
Why did it take that long?
"We must destroy the ring by casting it into the fires of Mount Doom."
* Chuck picks up ring, throws it *
* roll credits *
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (FZ29D)
Soon Ace will be able to make his own short film featuring Alexandria and Aubrey.
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (Q6P2R)
Then he turns to Celeborn (Galadriel's husband): "Except you, you did nothing."
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)
Some guy got tired of her shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 04:23 PM (n7Dzq)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 04:24 PM (ua/lL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Wait, all I can do with this is turn invisible? Why would I want to be out of the spotlight?
* tosses ring over shoulder *
* Bill Clinton picks up ring *
* jump cut *
* Bill Clinton, in wraith form, in ladies' locker room *
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 04:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)
lol
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)
AI Trump is saying what we all are thinking lol
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 04:26 PM (nCTkv)
Listened to about 3/4 of it
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Angelina Jolie starred in a movie we never heard of and we started watching because I learned that night that my dude likes her. News to me! About fire jumpers and called Those Who Wish Me Dead.
While we didn't want to be dead afterwards, like we were with the mystery western and a horse/cowboy and no dialogue or music for almost 2hrs...it was not good writing at all. It ended really stupidly.
This is my contribution to Really Bad Cinema this week.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:27 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:28 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 04:28 PM (nCTkv)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)
As a glorious and faithful Christian, I love a good bottom video
Posted by: Talarico at October 23, 2026 04:28 PM (EX3Wq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 04:29 PM (W2Pud)
Basic Optimism
@BasicOptimism
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38m
This might be the most shameless islamist rewrite of history a French president has ever made.
A racist terrorist allegedly killed a man in Trappes today. Macron just called it "the first time" anyone in France was targeted for their religion.
After more than a decade of Islamist attacks: Merah, the Hyper Cacher, the Bataclan, Nice, Samuel Paty.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'm very excited to see that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:30 PM (YZ0Fo)
Listened to about 3/4 of it
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 04:27 PM
What a crappy school that must be.
She didn't charge the guys any cash.
And she didn't have it filmed so she could try to monetize the video.
Sad
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:31 PM (Sco7b)
What would President Trump be like if he had obtained the One Ring?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:22 PM (FZ29D)
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a God-Emperor! Not dark, but handsome and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the IRGC! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
I pass the test. I will diminish, and go to Florida… and remain Trump.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)
Remember, for every chick current guys are fawning over, there's at least one dood who is tired of her shit.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 23, 2026 04:32 PM (oPFtC)
well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
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He's not wrong ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)
Soon Ace will be able to make his own short film featuring Alexandria and Aubrey.
It really is astonishing how good it has gotten in 5-6 years. I'm so old, I remember the nightmare fuel of Will Smith eating spaghetti.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Thrawn
And for every dood out there thinking he's The Blade,
there's a mother out there making his bed and folding his underwear.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:35 PM (Riz8t)
How many women was she before?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (vTZFs)
Well, there are probably a couple extra personalities in there... so.... hard tellin...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)
well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
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He's not wrong ....
You think that's bad? I went through the whole movie and nothing I did made any difference at all. Their faces would have melted regardless.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
I still laugh thinking about that one.
Spaghetti noodles just mind-raped the AI into incoherence.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:17 PM (kX27y)
Well. Damn.
I picked a shitty time to have my upper bridge fail. I look like a jack o lantern.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (2WIwB)
well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
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He's not wrong ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)
He'd need to get some foreign King to give him a new Eagle... bigger and bettah! a YUGE Eagle... and name it Air Farce 1...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:37 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
I wouldn't say that it didn't make any difference.
He got Marion pregnant and she popped pout Shia LaBeouf.
Well, on second thought you do have a good point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)
I pass the test. I will diminish, and go to Florida… and remain Trump.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)
Minas Maralago?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)
He's going to be lucky to keep his poof head if they roll out the guillotine (the real French, not the invader barbarians).I think his husband could do better than this.
And what a complete jackass, in the middle of all this, to blame President Trump! Right!? You eunuch! Don't forget your Midol!
It's going to take a Crusade at this point and the Polish Hussars! Where is Charles Martel?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (hzuYO)
If I could just get a sample of her DNA so I could clone her one day that would be good enough.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)
well in the last one he says, "Are you fucking kidding me? You had these eagles all along?"
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
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He's not wrong ....
You think that's bad? I went through the whole movie and nothing I did made any difference at all. Their faces would have melted regardless.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
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Like that Supergirl movie abomination ... she's got laser eyes that cut people in half like butter. But she's too busy punching people in the face, but somehow not knocking them out. Ya know, maybe just cut them all in half with your fucking laser eyes? Ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
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I wrote a whole essay for the Sunday Morning Book Thread about why the Eagles could not go to Mordor...
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/419195.php#419195
(Don't comment on old threads!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)
The Orange Lord.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Dammit.
I was trying to work Mar-a-lago in there and that would've worked.
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a God-Emperor! Not dark, but handsome and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the IRGC! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
I pass the test. I will diminish, and go to Minas Maralago… and remain Trump.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Dzrra)
He'd need to get some foreign King to give him a new Eagle... bigger and bettah! a YUGE Eagle... and name it Air Farce 1...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:37 PM (mP0Kj)
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Any plane the president flies on is automatically Air Force One.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)
And how the data centers will ever recover hunreds of billions of dollars.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)
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It's your leisure suit, dude. You're good with me.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (f+9pV)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (hzuYO)
You ask for Charles Martel, what you get is Charlie Hebdo.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)
Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky discuss The Fellowship of the Rings.
(oldie but still funny)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (2ap+5)
And how the data centers will ever recover hunreds of billions of dollars.
(Narrator: They will, in fact, not make back the hundreds of billions of dollars.)
One AI company, I forget which one, just reported an $80B loss in 6 months.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)
And how the data centers will ever recover hunreds of billions of dollars.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 04:42 PM (Sco7b)
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Dude made Harry Potter ones too.
The tokens to make all of these...He's probably spending hundreds of dollars per video.
And he's not monetized (couldn't do it if he wanted because of the copyrighted material). He's just doing it for the love of the game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Well, yeah, how would an eagle play a guitar?
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)
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Take it easy.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)
Randy Meisner kept trying to tell people that for decades.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt)
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Thats claude, and that might have something to do with how when i ask it to correct something rather than correct one tiny thing that takes 5 seconds, it redoes the entire task that takes 30 minutes, which maxes out my usage limit and tokens, which i then get nagged via upsells to fix by upgrading to their $200 a month plan
F&* off Anthropic you bunch of gaytarded leftshits
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (fapp/)
I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.
Posted by: Midterm voters according to MSNBCBSABCNN at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (OkYzo)
I'd like to see Trump in Die Hard. Also Reservoir Dogs.
Posted by: Midterm voters according to MSNBCBSABCNN at October 23, 2026 04:46 PM (OkYzo)
See you later, Hans, You Hun chump!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)
I'm still mad that, when Aubrey Plaza was just starting as a stand-up comedienne, her schtick -- the schtick tha made her famous -- was being insecure and nerdy. Bu then the moment she broke through and became famous -- she stopped "being" insecure and instantly transformed into an entitled hyper-self-confident Hollywood diva.
Itv was only then that we realized that her insecure shtick WAS JUST AN ACT, and she never was actually insecure and nerdy -- she just pretended to be to appeal to the demographic of loser-nerds who are desperately seeking that oine girl who's actuallynkinda cute but doesn't realzie it so has lowe standards, giving them, a chance.
IT WAS ALL AN ACT.
ANd I will never forgive her for that.
Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 04:48 PM (HD2n/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Dzrra)
Randy Meisner kept trying to tell people that for decades.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
He took it to the limit.
Posted by: Tuna at October 23, 2026 04:48 PM (lJ0H4)
I'd like to see him in Rudolf the RedNosed Reindeer.
"The Island of Misfit Toys is the right place for you. What a bunch of losers. The worst!"
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (OkYzo)
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
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She’s doing less scrolling because the FBI confiscated her phone LMAO
Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
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1h
Less scrolling, more strolling. Enjoying our beautiful Minnesota lakes. 🥰
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (kX27y)
Fucked up my c# project so bad, it's still fucked up. At one point it rewrote my project file so I couldn't open it.
The only way the AI apocalypse happens, is when wankers like Bill Gates say "It's advanced enough to do it on it's own".
Then, the catastrophy is imminent.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)
One AI company, I forget which one, just reported an $80B loss in 6 months.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)
The tokens to make all of these...He's probably spending hundreds of dollars per video.
And he's not monetized (couldn't do it if he wanted because of the copyrighted material). He's just doing it for the love of the game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:44 PM (U/SFE)
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Both of you.
My scripts ran for 5 hours plus and most cost around $4. I ran scripts about 20 hours + a day for 7 to 10 days and spent about $300.
I'm thinking AI video is obviously going to cost more and generate more revenue because of the amount of tokens generated. But not nearly enough.
And I wonder how many people and companies are out there giving people $100,000 a month to use AI. Or even $10,000.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: 13times at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (6iKlf)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
I've never understood this. I know it was popularized by The Big Bang Theory, but it's just one more reason that's such a stupid fucking show for retards.
Indy is the guy who finds the Ark. The movie would be called "Nazis Digging in the Wrong Place" without him.
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)
Posted by: obligatory at October 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Dzrra)
I don't plan to spend my life in prison for my sarcasm, as I can't control it. Even in bad circumstances and major stress it appears.
I'd make a crack about the PM or President and off I go to the gulag!
A man in England had his mouth taped shut for his arrest in the last few days for saying something outloud. I'd try to bite the person taping my mouth to make it worse for me. You can see why I try to stay out of jail or prison.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:51 PM (hzuYO)
I've never understood this. I know it was popularized by The Big Bang Theory, but it's just one more reason that's such a stupid fucking show for retards.
Indy is the guy who finds the Ark. The movie would be called "Nazis Digging in the Wrong Place" without him.
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)
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There's a song and dance about it.
To commemorate a turning point in the plot.
Raiders of the Lost Ark is a musical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:52 PM (U/SFE)
I'd like to see him in Rudolf the RedNosed Reindeer.
"The Island of Misfit Toys is the right place for you. What a bunch of losers. The worst!"
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
OK, Yukon Cornelius? We need you to get to mining again...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2026 04:52 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)
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I think the theory is that the Natzis would have found that eventually.
Although that is kind of weak, when the plot has Indy figuring it out.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM
If he hadn't intercepted the Eye of Ra for the staff, they wouldn't have been digging in the wrong place.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Dzrra)
It's very clear we won't return to either Europe or the UK again. I didn't think we would, but the burnings have sealed it.
__________
When Americans travel to Europe, we're fat, loudmouth barbarians.
When Americans don't travel to Europe, we're hopelessly provincial barbarians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (eRlcH)
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I use Claude Code, but not for pre-existing code, only when I can have it build an app or whatever I need from scratch.
Grok Build is an alternative and has been pretty good for Mac maintenance, it fixed numerous bugs and even some of my favorite apps that were behaving weirdly, but not sure how it would be for coding
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (fapp/)
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM
If he hadn't intercepted the Eye of Ra for the staff, they wouldn't have been digging in the wrong place.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Dzrra)
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If he hadn't been in Tibet, the Eye would have been lost in the fire at Marian's place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)
My FAVOURITE is when I thoroughly document something. I give it working scripts. I tell the session that the scripts have been tested and used repeatedly IN THIS SESSION. DO NOT MODIFY.
And eventually, they'll modify the script to be helpful.
And I get back a "You're right. You explicitly told me not to do that but I did it anyways."
Good luck with that Earth takeover.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
Gods Don’t Give Gifts
https://youtu.be/1G5LArU7tmE
(Trailer)
It's quite... something.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:55 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 23, 2026 04:56 PM (hxMfc)
So, a caravan of illegal migrants is approaching, and the DHS prepares to test a heat ray. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Old and busted: Mounted Border Patrol with whips.
New hotness: Waymo Border Patrol with heat rays.
I'm sure our old friends the NGOs are funding and misinforming the caravan ("The borders will be thrown open if the Republicans lose the midterms, so MARCH!"), with the explicit hope of getting photos of white men death-raying desperate, raggedy "migrants."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:56 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: far cry at October 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Q6P2R)
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Sheldon never once pedantically cited that Raj and he are the same race. Most Hindis are Caucasian, just at the dark end.
Because that would have cut at the cultural/political idea that ethnic slurs were the same thing as "racism".
The Vedes were mighty and brutal.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)
I'd like to see him in Rudolf the RedNosed Reindeer.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)
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Space King version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxeQjav4fUg
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)
It's been a marvelous few days for me. Two of my favorite obsessions, Ilhan Omar and Elizabeth Holmes, are in the news. I can't get enough.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)
Good luck with that Earth takeover.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
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I credit the creator of Backrooms for capturing that Backrooms is the material manifestation of AI. The Backrooms is what if a part of reality was just regurgitated, rearrangement of half-formed shapes similar to those we see in non-liminal space, just like AI regurgitates material.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 05:00 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (U/SFE)
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If he hadn't been in Tibet, would there have been a fire?
Who caused the fire that burned down Marian's place?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM
The Nazis would have just purchased the trinket from Fraulein Ravenwood. No fight, no fire.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Dzrra)
Old and busted: Mounted Border Patrol with whips.
New hotness: Waymo Border Patrol with heat rays.
I'm sure our old friends the NGOs are funding and misinforming the caravan ("The borders will be thrown open if the Republicans lose the midterms, so MARCH!"), with the explicit hope of getting photos of white men death-raying desperate, raggedy "migrants."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:56 PM (mmrXZ)
We need something like that scene in "Coneheads" where Michael McKean's character makes a model of a literal electrified Southern border.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (oPFtC)
It's been a marvelous few days for me. Two of my favorite obsessions, Ilhan Omar and Elizabeth Holmes, are in the news. I can't get enough.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)
Tell us more about You Can See Everything.
I won't see it until streaming, but I'm interested in the film for some reason.
She is a very weird, lying, manipulative, villain with crazy eyes, but they made her husband the bad guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Dzrra)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 23, 2026 05:03 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)
I'll have to watch that. I've been too busy for movies.
I'm just a novice with all of this who learned for my own projects. All of you here that use AI for a living and know a ton more than I do, can probably tell stories.
....
In the computer room, I have Resident Evil movies playing now. Not distracting except Milla and I can concentrate on my work with them going.
The original 6 look pretty good. I'll have to sit and watch some time. And there's apparently other movies without Milla and even cartoon like movies cool.
Okay back to work. Everyone have a happy weekend.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:00 PM (FZ29D)
That big dumb droop-eyed Tibetan guy if I remember correctly.
Of course it was probably Indy, he was always starting fires accidentally.
Did it in The Last Crusade when he and pops were tied to the chairs.
Or was that the old man that did it?
Haven't watched an Indy movie in a minute.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (vJPf4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:54 PM (U/SFE)
If he hadn't been in Tibet, there wouldn't have been a fight to start the fire....
Posted by: goozer at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (wrcRB)
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 05:06 PM (Ti9vn)
If I could just get a sample of her DNA so I could clone her one day that would be good enough.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)
I already did that with the DNA sample from Leonard Nimoy that Penny gave me ...
***nyah***
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)
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You're saying she manipulated the documentary crew? I'm shocked!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Dzrra)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)
It's been a marvelous few days for me. Two of my favorite obsessions, Ilhan Omar and Elizabeth Holmes, are in the news. I can't get enough.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)
!!!
I haven't even made it to the UK DM story today on Markle's father. The Harkles have tried everything and are now on their last bullet for sympathy/attention or whatever is next. I think Jr did this from the little I read last night, as Daddy stopped paying for him. He's so dumb he's probably not considered forensics. It's long been suspected she'd claim abuse after he died, so she pulled the trigger in advance, it seems. Or, I suppose, it could be true. The entire family are trashy and weird.
The subreddit snark is called SaintMeghanMarkle and I read it when I have time. Last night there was a promo ad video for her As Ever crap that had me snorting and laughing due to the comments. I have found my people! Altho I don't comment, I love them. There were over 900 comments to read.
When I laugh alone from another room my dude asks wth I am doing.
This happens almost weekly and I do try to control myself but the laughter or snorting escapes vs causing internal injuries.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (hzuYO)
He was either shitfaced or rabid. Pretty much sums up this week.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)
***nyah***
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (oCio0)
I like Spock but he's the last person I want to clone.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)
If he was rabid I doubt he'd have been doing stop, drop, and rolls.
More than likely would have attacked you on sight.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)
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Didn't the strain of having to keep perfect composure turn him into a raging alcoholic? In the movies you can see his nose is a gin blossom.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)
The Orcs are marching:
Trump:"This all could have been avoided if we had a big beautiful wall here."
LOL.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (OkYzo)
She is a very weird, lying, manipulative, villain with crazy eyes, but they made her husband the bad guy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)
__________
Hey, she'll be Senator Elizabeth Holmes (D-CA).
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)
A number of years ago I was visiting my buddy at his boat shop. The service building had a bunch of service bays at ground level and the office was up top with an outdoor staircase.
It was dark when we left and as we were coming down the stairs we heard this weird hissing and growling noise. There was a rabid raccoon at the base of the stairs and when he saw us he started moving at us. We hightailed it back inside and he stood at the door, hissing, growling and trying to claw his way in.
This one today honestly looked like he was drunk. Glassy eyed and no control over his movements.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (viF8m)
git is your friend.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (/TiS1)
We can never, ever believe anything we see from "news."
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (LOvBA)
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