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The Morning Report — 10/23 /26

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Good morning kids. So once again let us compare and contrast. First up we give you this absolute madness.


Now there's this, from a criminal bound to be identified in the press as a 'Virginia man.' QUANTICO, Va. (7News) — A 27-year-old man was arrested Wednesday after police said they found him using a sledgehammer to smash an Iwo Jima statue in Quantico, Virginia.
. . . Why was this monument of all monuments targeted? Why was this history targeted? Why was he able to do hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage, as authorities have said. What kind of human garbage would openly do it right at the site of the Marine headquarters?

Is nothing sacred?

. . . Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this. Only someone who hates this country and has no roots in it.

The lowlife has not been identified as illegal alien at this point, but there are signs he may be one in illegal-rich Prince William County, which hosts 34,000 illegal aliens, only 470 of whom have been arrested in the past year. Forty-five percent of them are from El Salvador.


And that brings us to the comparison portion of the show, and as if to illustrate the cancer metastasizing in our formerly sacred society I give you a debasement on the aforementioned that sprang from within who debases the name of a man who, for whatever his faults may be for sure epitomizes what our immigration policy and aims ought to be tailored to and for. Apologies in advacnce.

On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Last Word,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) stated that the Trump administration “reviles immigrants” and Elon Musk is “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”

The projection is just off the charts. As I stated before inflicting this radioactive dog turd on you, Elon Musk epitomizes American greatness and what our immigrant experience was, long ago and far away, and now in our imaginations and memories only. Jamie Raskin is worse than the cancer infecting him.

Well, as he blasts away at a true patriot, not even a peep about this:

A local ABC affiliate reported on Wednesday that the FBI had arrested a 17-year-old resident of McKinney for planning to kill Rep. Keith Self, R-Texas, at an event earlier this month. The Texas congressman is a member of the House Freedom Caucus and co-founder of the Sharia-Free America Caucus, which seeks to bring “attention to concerns surrounding Sharia [law] and its incompatibility with the principles enshrined in the United States Constitution.”

Should Raskin live long enough for the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids (or whatever her nom du jour may be) to take over America, I hope I draw my last breath after seeing them slice his puppet head off with a rusty hacksaw because the insult to injury of Judaism and every decent American was that this shitstain on humanity was, by an unfortunate quirk of fate, spawned of Jewish parents.


Thank goodness we have real patriots on our side!

Neil Bush, the brother of former President George W. Bush and son of former President George H.W. Bush, said Tuesday that he voted for Democrat James Talarico in the Texas Senate race while criticizing President Trump and “those who have enabled him” for causing “enormous damage to the Republican Party.”

. . . “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote. “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.” Character matters? Oh my. This from the ‘Hunter Biden’ of the Bush family.

. . . Chinese oligarch’s company with ties to George W. Bush’s brother plunges in value Neil Bush, the brother of former President George W. Bush, sits on the company’s board as deputy chairman. Neil Bush’s ties to Chinese-owned companies have drawn public scrutiny and once landed a super PAC supporting his brother Jeb Bush in hot water. In August, the company chairman, Hui Chi Ming, was charged with physically assaulting a Hong Kong-based British man in March of this year. Hui was also charged with criminal damage for smashing the British man’s cellphone.

Character matters!

Well if Raskin doesn't make you vomit like a wino with the DTs that should do the trick nicely.

On these and all the rest of the unmitigated dreck, and nugget or two of relative sanity if not actual positivity, I truly hope you all have a great weekend.

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (NcvvS)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

4 If you saw a picture of the guy, there is no way you would think "That guy is from Virginia". Venezuela, maybe, yeah.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (MWfyi)

5 Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (lXoJ5)

6 Just the punchline

Congratulations on a fast internet pipe and good reflexes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

7
“Character Matters” Says Chinese Communist Bush Brother to Explain Talarico Vote

Can we talk about your father's mistress?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (eRlcH)

8 Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.

Not unlike when BLM was destroying every single statue that hurt their feelz.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (lXoJ5)

9
Atlanta Falcons to be sponsored by Karl's Donuts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (x0n13)

10 Good grief. /sock.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (NcvvS)

11 Morning, all!

Getting ready for work. Kindergarteners today. Got an interview being planned for early next week.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY)

12 8 Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.

Not unlike when BLM was destroying every single statue that hurt their feelz.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (lXoJ5)

And this describes the past 200 years of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (x0n13)

13 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (zFt5U)

14 “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”

I was born here and never inhaled.

Nah, I actually had to put effort into by listening in class and reading the content.

I inhaled later, after class.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (6ydKt)

15 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

16 >>Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

Saw it was 7:10 and wondered if JJ was up yet. Viola, he was!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (NcvvS)

17
Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.

They have no respect for the US. To them it's a fallow field waiting to be planted with the weed of socialism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (eRlcH)

18 "Kamala Harris gets crickets from Mississippi rally crowd after butchering motivational quote: ‘Let me repeat that’"

I ain't in no ways 'tarded.

Posted by: Camela at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

19 Just the punchline

I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise.

I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

20 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (I43vL)

21 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RORbl)

22 “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote.
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Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

23 . . “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote. “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.” Character matters? Oh my. This from the ‘Hunter Biden’ of the Bush family.

"Hold my beer. Now watch this ya'll!"
- Neil Bush

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (6ydKt)

24 "Hold my beer. Now watch this ya'll!"
- Neil Bush

Hunter? Hunter Biden, is that you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

25 Just the punchline

I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise.

I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (zFt5U)

26 rickb223

Watch your back. All Hail Eris will be after you, and especially the door prize.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

27 Connie Chan runs ads complaining that Scott Weiner's campaign had a chatbot that "mocked her accent" then she closes the ad with her miserable accent. Comical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

28 (What's worse, Raskin or his Cancer? - jjs)

This is like one of those "Hollywood - Shit or Garbage" things Ace keeps talking about, right?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:25 AM (6ydKt)

29 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 23, 2026 07:26 AM (kmSxS)

30
“Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.”

Yeah, let's talk business, Neil. First of all, you're all done. The Bush Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. You're getting chased of of Texas by Trump and MAGA. Don't think you can talk to Talarico, make a deal with him, and still keep your state!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

31 Go to any sanctuary city and you can really inhale the values of Latin America. It smells like frijoles and despair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

32 LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (zFt5U)
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So I have been informed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (FZ29D)

33 Raskin is so gross. What sort of person conducts an affair with the likes of Liz Cheney, with whom he schemed to falsely impeach PDJT, and abandoning his wife after their son committed suicide?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (NsQVn)

34 Democrats and leftists are just insufferable people.

There are probably more loathsome democrats than Raskin, but not by much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:30 AM (XV/Pl)

35 Foreign Interference: Zohran Mamdani Gives Last-Minute Boost to Brazil’s Lula

“One month ago, I sat down with President Lula to discuss how government serving poor and working people. Weeks later, Brazil took a historic step: a 40-hour workweek, at least two days off and no cuts to pay for more than 30 million workers,” Mamdani wrote.


Because some poor Brazilian guy in Sao Paulo living in a shack next to a freeway overpass is really going to make up his mind based on what the Ugandan-Indian hizzoner of NYC thinks about who should run his country?

I like how Mamdani is kind-sorta patting himself on the back for something that had zero to do with him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (6ydKt)

36 I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)
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Sell it to TJM. He might swap you a movie or two!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (NsQVn)

37 “You know, I mentor a lot of young people, and I talk to them sometimes and part of the advice I give them is, you know, never let someone else with limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition,” Harris said at the Columbus, Miss., rally for Democratic Senate hopeful Scott Colom.

The applause line received barely any reaction from the crowd, prompting the stunned former vice president to painfully deliver it again.

“That’s their limitation. That’s not our limitation. That’s their limitation,” Harris continued, before delivering more of her trademark “word salad.”

“We are not limited in our ambition and desire and ability to see what is possible and what can be,” she told the crowd.
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So inspiring. A Winner.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

38 I've noticed an increasing number of Paul types out on the interwebs shifting to the Russian election interference narrative. It's like a toddler's favorite blanket for them.

Posted by: Reddit Cope at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (BI5O2)

39 Short on facts since I didn't catch all of the dreck this imbecile was spouting on Fox yesterday. While passing through the living room where mr nec was watching Fox an idiot was spouting nonsense about PDT and removing illegals from the US. Typically I ignore what's on tv, that said, what made me stop and listen was his repeated use of "as a Jew'. That's always going to peg my bullshit meter. He compared the removal of Haitians and illegals to what the Jews suffered under the nazis. They're persecuted and no one wants them. Completely ignoring al sayed and mamdani and their fierce hatred of all things Jew. I was gobsmacked that that was why he was voting dem.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (2NHgQ)

40 Yeah, let's talk business, Neil. First of all, you're all done. The Bush Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. You're getting chased of of Texas by Trump and MAGA. Don't think you can talk to Talarico, make a deal with him, and still keep your state!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

"Do you know who I am? I'm Neil Bush!"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:33 AM (6ydKt)

41 Huck Follywood

Transfer a prize given by Doof, Ben Had, and Lin-su? Would not be prudent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

42 High-minded rhetoric.

“Republicans” are the designated Failure Party you see, their proper role in this uniparty arrangement is to play Piñata on the Sunday news programs, for example. Failure theater. Manage the decline, and set expectations. What do we expect? Surrender, that’s what. “We Shall Never Speak of This Again” ought to be part of the RNC platform. “That’s Not Who We Are” and other similar thought ending cliches.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 07:34 AM (GbLWf)

43 "The retired cop accused of fatally shooting a Con Ed worker in a road rage outburst Tuesday on the George Washington Bridge was likely charged with manslaughter instead of murder because the attack wasn’t planned."

His attorney says "It was a road rage incident where the guy went to get his gun without an intention to kill. There was no proof there was an intention to kill the guy.”

Lawyers. *spit*

Posted by: Camela at October 23, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)

44 “We are not limited in our ambition and desire and ability to see what is possible and what can be,” she told the crowd.

Desire and Seeing = Being

She thinks like a third grade witch in training.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (6ydKt)

45 The power wielded by the God Emperor of All Humanity Trump I is truly terrifying.

One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD)

46
Stay out da Bushes!
https://youtu.be/lsjLUS0Lt-8

Posted by: Rev. Jesse at October 23, 2026 07:37 AM (yTY59)

47 The only limitation on my ambitions is geology. Can lifelong indentures pulled from government offices and coffee shops really build a canal from Anchorage to New Orleans?

I don't know, but I'm betting on the possibility of what can be limitless. That's why I call it the "Ministry of Social Correction AND Conquest of Nature."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)

48 One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.

"The game wasn't a failure! The fans were!"

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (lXoJ5)

49 He compared the removal of Haitians and illegals to what the Jews suffered under the nazis. They're persecuted and no one wants them. Completely ignoring al sayed and mamdani and their fierce hatred of all things Jew. I was gobsmacked that that was why he was voting dem.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (2NHgQ)


Also completely ignoring that Haitians have this place called "Haiti" they can go back to at any time.

They may not like going back there, few would, but it's not like the Jews in Germany could just get back on a boat back to Hebrewiti in 1939.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (6ydKt)

50 >>@willchamberlain
·
3m
>>The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate.

>>It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer.

>>More evidence that she is not who she says she is.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (viF8m)

51 Report: Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders seen practicing their goose-step in recent days.

Posted by: Goose-step's The New Step Today... at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (EdP2u)

52 It is understandable how the collapse of economies and rise of Fascism in the 1930s drove people to Communism, or at least Socialism. Anti-Semitism was (I guess) supposedly outlawed in the Soviet Union. My knowledge of history is not so great on that last point.

I think one characteristic of leftists in general is often a sort of naïveté that has to be seen to be believed. By no means restricted to “liberals” but it comes with the territory.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (GbLWf)

53 "It was a family violence incident where the gal went to get her axe without an intention to kill. There was no proof there was an intention to murder her family.”

Posted by: Lizzy Borden's attorney at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (MWfyi)

54 On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Last Word,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) stated that the Trump administration “reviles immigrants” and Elon Musk is “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”

Lower caste white Gora man say whut?

Posted by: H-1B Indian Tech Bro Executive at October 23, 2026 07:40 AM (wVcYX)

55 To be sure, the present disorder may yet fizzle out. But if it does, it will only be a matter of time before it all happens again, and on an even bigger scale. When that happens, will Marine Le Pen be ensconced in the Elysée Palace instead of Macron? Will the army put on its boots? In other words, are we witnessing the closing chapter of Paris as we know it, or a precursor of a future round of rioting that may yet be squelched by a braver government?
===========================
Big trouble in Paris and the government is nowhere to be found.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:41 AM (5T19r)

56 One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD)
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I can't get that video clip of the character coming out as nonbinary out of my head.

Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?

Even the other characters in the story thought that character was being ridiculous.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (FZ29D)

57 Also completely ignoring that Haitians have this place called "Haiti" they can go back to at any time.

Too dangerous. It's full of Haitans.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (lXoJ5)

58 I can sort of understand why people like the Bush clan open their pie holes. Whatever they utter is bounced around the media and Internet for days or weeks. Suddenly they're relevant again and people are asking them for commentary.

It's got to boost their fragile little egos.

And they're likely profiting off it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (RORbl)

59 Thank you JJ

The entire Bush clan can suck sweaty donkey balls as far as I’m concerned. They are an infected pustule on the American body politic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (PlkPS)

60 NFL could mean Nein fur Leibe

To properly trigger the short bus window lickers who got offended by the Atlanta Falcons.

https://youtu.be/kmzPnpn63nA

"Do it Adolf!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (2GVsD)

61 Should Raskin live long enough for the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids... that this shitstain on humanity was, by an unfortunate quirk of fate, spawned of Jewish parents.

Since you brought this up. And this is a very touchy subject. Help me to understand. Jews are over-represented in the high skill, high competency, high compensation professions. My lawyers, doctors and accountants are all Jewish because of their competency and professionalism.

Ethnic Jews are also over represented as absolute shit politicians to the point that as far as hostility to Christianity, Western Civilization and the US Constitution the level of hatred and destruction is indistinguishable from Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids.

There is no way that Bloomenthal, Schumer, Slotkin, Frey, Mayorkas, Schiff, Ossoff, Sanders, Wyden, Spanberger, et al are compatible with the founding principals of The United States and have worked with the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fos to actively seek this country and this culture's total destruction.

This isn't about picking on ethnic Jews, this demographic is typically over-achieving. Why the hatred by those in politics?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (xE0sV)

62
Too dangerous. It's full of Haitans.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (lXoJ5)

If they keep screwing around Bukele is going to take it and turn into an open-air gang prison.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (6ydKt)

63 Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?

Well definitely not in their Reich mind ja?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (2GVsD)

64 @45

>>The power wielded by the God Emperor of All Humanity Trump I is truly terrifying.

Trump occupies an oversized mind share in every leftist.

Periodically I go to slash dot to see what tech lunatics are on about. There was an article about the UN decreeing that we are on the cusp of no return on "climate change" the entire comments section was eaten up wit Trump derangement.

Why?

Apparently he and the US are solely responsible for all of the earths CO2 emissions.

And the price of Diesel is high, which leftest want through taxation but that money is not being taxed properly and we also need to not be using Diesel and Trump is preventing the world from not using Diesel but also responsible for it being high, and for not investing in alternative energy, but the price of the thing they don't want us to use is high and we need it to make the things that don't work....

and on and on with that kind of retarded bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (XV/Pl)

65 I've noticed an increasing number of Paul types out on the interwebs shifting to the Russian election interference narrative. It's like a toddler's favorite blanket for them.

==

I can't help but laugh at these imbeciles. They really believe the slop they are brainwashed with. Such simpletons. Often times, I can't help but wonder how people can be so stupid and gullible. Intercepted Reddit Transmissions is such a prime example of this. You want to point and laugh, and weep for humanity all at the same time...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

66 Morning, all!

Getting ready for work. Kindergarteners today. Got an interview being planned for early next week.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY)

Good luck! I understand from Ah-nold that calisthenics and marching in circles are effective kindergarten activities.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 07:47 AM (wVcYX)

67 61 Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (xE0sV)


their Judaism is an accident of birth. Their characters are void of morals and ethics. That is bad upbringing and brainwashing. Judaism and Christianity are at the apex of civilizational advancement.

The Muslim faith/cult is a demonic totalitarian death cult bent on conquest and domination.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13)

68 20 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

No, Sir! Too many carbs! Eat protein for breakfast! Don't ruin your health! You'll be sickly, like Aunt Baby!

Posted by: MAHA! at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (EdP2u)

69 If they keep screwing around Bukele is going to take it and turn into an open-air gang prison.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


It's workable as long as they give the Dominican Republic some help with security.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (lXoJ5)

70 >>I can't help but laugh at these imbeciles. They really believe the slop they are brainwashed with.

Yes, they do. Useful idiots are very handy to those looking to build support for a cause.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (viF8m)

71 Like when finding it hard to look away from an accident on the freeway, I’m morbidly fascinated with whether or not this NFL game in Paris will turn into a security fiasco. It’s an obvious target… but the NFL’s arrogance and greed will never let them move the game somewhere else

My head is still spinning regarding Jalen Hurts; pulmonary emboli in both lungs?? The NFL doctor says he case was handled with the utmost conservatism. I guess that means if the average Joe has a blood clot the doc will say: Out of an abundance of caution we recommend you play tackle football then take a transatlantic flight. That’s the most conservative treatment. Unbelievable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (PlkPS)

72 Ethnic Jews are also over represented as absolute shit politicians...
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By what measure?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

73 A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (2GVsD)

74 good morning!

glad the Atlanta Falcons thing came up! I was dying all yesterday it was amazingly funny. lots of creativity all day long!

I feel for the (young I'm guessing) designer - who was tasked with incorporating the Atlanta soccer team's logo to the Falcons logo. What could go wrong?!?

lololololol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 07:50 AM (qBivk)

75 I see that msdnc and nbc are getting concerned about the polling numbers and how they might be very wrong, especially here in Texas.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (I43vL)

76 So I have been informed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I promise to only use it once.

Once I can find a good book to read & discuss.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (zFt5U)

77 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp)

78 A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Ace did that years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:52 AM (zFt5U)

79 Looking at the Iwo Jima punk's mugshot, I'd say that there is a 99.9% chance he's an illegal alien. His face should be pounded into the rest of the statue. But that's just me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

80 “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.”

So we have to go back to Calvin Coolidge to find that example?

Because you, Neil, your family, your friends, your in-group are piss poor leaders who have zero respect for this country, lie all the time, passing the buck and think "uniting" is by importing tens of millions of foreign savages into the country and forcing us at gun point to put up with their shit and underwrite their heathen, criminal lifestyle.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:53 AM (xE0sV)

81 BTW the 'NAZI' Eagle is merely the German Imperial Eagle with a swastika added.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

82 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.

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Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust??

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

83 “ For the Lord is righteous,
he loves justice;
the upright will see his face.”

Psalm 11:7

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (kIFVO)

84 rickb223

Charles Manzon and Adolf Hitler did it long before that. It is called a murder cult.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)

85 Pundits need to be punted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)

86 {{{Lady in Black}}}

As my Garland, Texas police cousins would say "He fell down the stairs more than once. Sad."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

87 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp)

Thanks for the voting report. I usually vote on Election Day in the general election (tradition!), but perhaps a closer monitoring next week of daily early voting totals and looking for a break in the crush is in order.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

88 Charles Manzon and Adolf Hitler did it long before that. It is called a murder cult.
Posted by: Anna Puma


We can be rude.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (zFt5U)

89
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp)


Early voting in Brazoria County, TX (Trump +20) is twice that in 2022.

On the whole, I don't approve of early voting but I wanted to get it taken care of yesterday to avoid anything that might happen between now and Election Day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (eRlcH)

90 @77

>>ome pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.

I've lived in blue states my entire life, only voted for two Donks in my entire voting history, I may have missed an election in the past 40 years, but if I did, nothing really comes to mind.

I think there is too large a block of nominal Republicans/Conservatives in nominal GOP/Conservative states that just take sh*t for granted and that the GOP candidate will win.

This is all maddeneing seeing as the Communists are on the march and GOP people are sitting on their bums.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl)

91 His departure follows complaints from MAHA supporters about slow progress on food policy, pesticides, and vaccines. Means reportedly argued with the administration over delays to a federal definition of ultra-processed foods.
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MAHA has made much progress, and I get that working inside government must be very frustrating. Hope he keeps at it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (p9+j8)

92 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.

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Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust??
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

Splitter!

Posted by: "Experts" at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

93 Anna Puma

I can't possible ignore pundits more. As I am ignoring them now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

94 Influencers + experts + pundits + Democrats + Ark B = good idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

95 Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM


Same here in rural NE Texas. Way more people than I normally see in early voting and we are an extremely deep red county. During the primaries the democrats don't even set up and man a voting station. If a democrat comes in to vote during the primary they have to call someone in to help them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:59 AM (I43vL)

96 Anna Puma

We are going to need a much bigger Ark B.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

97 Salty Dawg, Ark B just has to reach the Sun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 08:00 AM (2GVsD)

98 The separation of the sheep and the goats as foretold in The Bible has never been more apparent in my lifetime. Surely we are approaching the end of days. Look at what the left/commie/islamo-fascist side of the body politic is promoting and attacking; do these positions honor Y_VH or extend the middle finger to HIM?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 23, 2026 08:01 AM (JNTt1)

99 Thanks for the voting report. I usually vote on Election Day in the general election (tradition!), but perhaps a closer monitoring next week of daily early voting totals and looking for a break in the crush is in order.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Looks like mine in Fannin County is open tomorrow from 7:00a to 7:00p. I guess I'll run to town. Need to make a grocery run anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (zFt5U)

100 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (77rzZ)

101 >>Memos show that FBI and State Department acted to prevent a Ukrainian witness from testifying to Senate investigators. This is only the latest evidence of "deep state" intervention making sure investigations into alleged Biden family corruption were stalled or sidetracked.

https://tinyurl.com/5xr8x5uh

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (viF8m)

102 “A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created”

Well at least now everyone should have a much better idea on what all those innocuous sounding “think tanks” and spook agencies have really been doing for the last 80 years.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:03 AM (GbLWf)

103 The latest poll is in and it shows a sharp increase for the recently outed homosexual candidate in Texas:

Graham 59%
Paxton 12%
Talarico 29%

This is CNN

Posted by: This is CNN at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (JAh4c)

104 Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust??
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)
====================
Experts!

Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (1ysvM)

105 The Lord is here for you today.
The Lord will be here for you tomorrow.
It doesn’t matter what that day brings, that will not change.

Have faith. Persevere. Praise God in Heaven.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (kIFVO)

Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)

107
On this day in 1940, Hitler met with Francisco Franco at Hendaye to try to fix terms by which Spain would enter the war on the Axis side. The meeting, at which Franco made vague promises and inordinate demands, was a flat failure. Hitler later said he'd rather have three or four teeth pulled than go through that again.

Had Mussolini been as shrewd as Franco and remained non-belligerent (as he should have), he would have helped Hitler more than by messing about in the Balkans and Africa, needing to be bailed out and eventually having Italy invaded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:05 AM (eRlcH)

108 Louise Lucas and her spawn spending years in the Fed Pen makes me very happy. She has been a corrupt menace for decades. Should have gone to jail for fomenting riot in the Floyd times. She was actively on scene egging on the mob tearing down a monument with ropes in Portsmouth. One of the rioters was crushed by a chunk of the monument when it came down. He is permanently disabled.

Posted by: Wheels Are Closing In at October 23, 2026 08:05 AM (EdP2u)

109 I see that Tom Skerritt has died at age 93.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

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