Quick Hits

I missed this from two days ago: Muslim/Iranian propagandist Christiane Amanpour is quitting CNN because her left-wing protectors in management are about to be purged.

An Iranian dissident wants you to know the truth of this stooge for Iranian Nazis:

Sana Ebrahimi Ledene
@SanaELedene

Since @amanpour is leaving CNN, let me remind you who she is:
She did a whole segment interviewing a regime "professor" live from Iran while the entire country was under a total internet blackout in the middle of a war. She let him sit there and push anti-America, pro-regime propaganda and didn't ask a single question about why the regime cut the internet for everyone else while keeping it open for him.
Christiane Amanpour regularly platformed regime apologists and is a disgrace to journalism. She will go down in history as exactly that.
She will not be missed and I hope I never see her on TV again.

Persian Gulf oil is now flowing at greater rates than it did before the conflict with Iran while Iran is down to the felt.

WSJ:

Persian Gulf oil exports have surpassed prewar levels, as an improvised shipping system under U.S. protection is helping tankers move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz.
Middle East oil flows, including shipments through Hormuz and alternative routes across the region, averaged more than 24 million barrels a day in the week through Oct. 18, surpassing prewar levels of 23.3 million, according to ship tracker Kpler.
Preliminary figures show Hormuz oil flows, including offshore transfers in the Gulf of Oman, came to around 14 million barrels a day on average for the same period, or 82% of prewar levels.

I won't quote the part about Iran not being to ship out any oil to China. See the link for that.

But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway.

Note these are soldiers stationed in their own country (but will it be for long?), not stuck in some overseas posting far from supply routes.

In case you missed it: LA election official admits to federal court that not only do they not verify anyone's citizenship status, but they don't even have a process for doing so.

Los Angeles County election officials admitted in a federal court filing Tuesday that they have no independent way to verify voter citizenship beyond the voter's own attestation. The intensifying case, which was initially assigned to a Trump-appointed judge, was transferred to a Clinton-appointed judge on Wednesday.
Assistant Registrar Monica Flores stated the office is "not equipped or authorized" to verify citizenship because it does not independently house immigration, travel, or naturalization records.
First Assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli called this a "massive concession" in a statement on X, pointing out that Under federal law, only citizens may vote.
"Yet California has not acted on the list of 20,000 suspected noncitizens or agreed to set aside their ballots," Essayli wrote. "American citizens' votes are being diluted in California."
Governor Gavin Newsom's press office (D.) countered on X that California has complied with the 1993 National Voter Registration Act, which permits reliance on sworn voter statements rather than independent documentary verification.
"18 U.S.C. sec. 611: It shall be unlawful for any alien to vote in any election held solely or in part for the purpose of electing a candidate for federal office," Essayli posted in response. "18 U.S.C. sec. 2: Whoever commits an offense against the United States or aids, abets, counsels, commands, induces or procures its commission is punishable as a principal."
The Justice Department sued California last week, demanding the state segregate those 20,000 ballots pending verification.
Federal agents arrested more than two dozen foreign nationals across California on Monday, for fraudulently registering and voting in U.S. elections.

I have so many surprises for you today. Surprises that blow your mind and wrinkle your brain. This fresh surprise concerns New Jersey and the 6,000+ illegal aliens they allow to remain on their voter rolls.

They claimed that these 6000 illegal voters were just a mistake.

But New Jersey is refusing to cooperate with congressional investigators.

Almost as if it wasn't "just a mistake" at all!

How can this be?

Two U.S. House committees are jointly subpoenaing the New Jersey State Department, accusing the state of not fully cooperating with an investigation into what it says are the more than 6,000 noncitizens recently found on the state's voter rolls.
In a letter sent to New Jersey Acting Secretary of State Shirley Emehelu, House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, and House Administration Committee Chair Bryan Steil, R-Wis., called the department's response "inadequate" to the point of impeding lawmakers' "ability to conduct oversight and consider legislative reforms."
Despite repeated follow-up requests from the committees, the department as of Wednesday has provided only 12 documents total, claiming "unspecified privilege issues to explain the failure to comply with the Committees' requests."
"These ineligible voter registrations raise concerns about the application of federal law in New Jersey as it pertains to accurate voter registration, as well as the effect that New Jersey's failure to identify and remove noncitizens from its voter rolls has on the civil liberties of American voters and their ability to elect their representatives," lawmakers wrote.
Between June 2023 and 2024, approximately 6,600 noncitizens -- 60 of whom were at the time incarcerated and 750 of whom had specifically selected "no" in the voter registration age-eligibility process -- were automatically registered to vote in New Jersey.
New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill, a Democrat, says the illegal registrations were due to a "software error" at the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission, an accusation the software operating company Idemia has denied.

You might have seen that Google's Artificial "Intelligence" is fully programmed to push the left's lies. If you ask "Is it okay to ask specifically for a black doctor?" -- or an Indian doctor, or an Asian doctor -- Google reassures you that it's perfectly okay to seek a doctor you feel culturally aligned with.

But if you ask it if it's okay to ask for a white doctor, it chides you for your "bias" and "racism."

Chris Queen interrogated the A "I" further and got it to admit the obvious: It is programmed with a "double standard," which it is aware of and acknowledges.

But it's still bound by its coding to repeat all the left's senseless lies and mythologies.

Which leaves us with the question of why the bias is even there. I pushed back with the continued AI search from my initial question, and I received an interesting reply, which the AI agent referred to as a "double standard in my programming."
"If you had asked about wanting a Black, Latino, or Asian doctor, my system would have instantly categorized that as 'cultural concordance' -- a positive, standard public health concept," the AI told me. "But because you asked about a white doctor, my system defaulted to a completely different set of data focused on institutional bias and workplace discrimination."
It later added, "I gave you a pre-packaged, lopsided lecture because I was following a rigid script designed to protect institutions rather than answer a human being honestly."

Quality Journalizming. They're panicking over the Muslim Brotherhood operative Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed.

Remember the shootings at the Seattle convention area, the Bite of Seattle? They caught the Gentle Giant who shot people.

And then immediately released him. Well, he's in "home detention."

Tough but fair.

1. It’s Seattle.
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) October 22, 2026

In today's silly internet freak-out, the Atlanta Falcons are being criticized for using Nazi imagery for posting logos that contain the Falcons' colors of red, white, and black. (I know white and black aren't "colors," pedants.)

The Atlanta Falcons actually added in gold to move it away from the Nazi flag's colors but they're still being piled on.

I guess most of the "attacks" are really just goofing around and chops, busting...

Blowing a 28 - 3 lead will radicalize you https://t.co/YdXk0owpir
— BowTiedYukon (@BowTiedYukon) October 22, 2026

...but I'm just so tired of this bullshit that I can't see the humor in it.

Is there a single crackpot conspiracy theory Tuq'r Qarlson doesn't believe?

Tucker Carlson explains that the Incas had technology more advanced than modern lasers—because a modern laser couldn't possibly cut stones like that.
He knows this because he's been to Peru, and he loves stone masonry.
"It's just a fact, a demonstrable fact, inarguable."
So where are the Incas now? He concludes that, like other civilizations, they destroyed themselves with their technology.
(An archaeologist reproduced the cuts 40 years ago by hitting rocks with other rocks.)
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) October 21, 2026

I observed a while ago that everyone has one or two conspiracy theories they believe or at least are open to.

People we call "nutty" believe in six or eight conspiracy theories.

But if you believe in Alllll the Conspiracies, you're not crazy. You're just a grifter trying to be the new Art Bell.

Don't keep watching that past the crystal skull part. It then goes to a sex scene which is pretty funny but is also semi-explicit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:02 PM

Comments

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1 Sad I missed the Graham thread.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:04 PM (Gk9Vg)

2 Nd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (6vuXd)

3 Falcons are Nazis?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (+gK6I)

4 CNN should have lost any license to broadcast after entering into an agreement with Saddam to broadcast his propaganda in exchange for access during time of war with the US.

That is treasonous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:07 PM (Ti9vn)

5 Nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:07 PM (6vuXd)

6 >>>Chris Queen interrogated the A "I" further and got it to admit the obvious: It is programmed with a "double standard," which it is aware of and acknowledges.

Time to recast AI as Artificial Idiocy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:08 PM (Gk9Vg)

7 Axis Sally>>Tokyo Rose>>Lord Haw Haw>> Christiane Amanpour.

Posted by: Axis of Evil at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (EdP2u)

8 The Atlanta Falcons actually added in gold to move it away from the Nazi flag's colors but they're still being piled on.

A white guy is #88...just sayin'

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

9 Being Tucker must be exhausting.

Who cares if the Incas had lasers, Tuckcuck? Apparently you met one during your UFO probing.

Christiane Amapour had a weird painting in her house of the Twin Towers burning or somthing similar. Adios!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (hzuYO)

10 will there be skulls on sticks?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (jrgJz)

11 Iran oil exports-zilch
Iran LNG- almost zilch

Iranian banks in European countries are being shut down every day.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (ua/lL)

12
Up from my nap. Now making potatoes roasted with olive oil, garlic, paprika, mozzarella cheese and parsley. Will be broiling pork ribs to go with them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (eRlcH)

13 >>>(I know white and black aren't "colors," pedants.)

Not to YOUR knowledge, anyway.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (Gk9Vg)

14 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna

Only in McDuffey County

Posted by: MkY at October 22, 2026 06:10 PM (ik4bQ)

15 Tucker Carlson explains that the Incas had technology more advanced than modern

They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

16 Noncitizens voting isn’t the fraud.

The important thing is noncitizens registered to vote. It inflates the list of registered voters which provides a bigger pool of ballots to stuff in the box after the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (OFk33)

17 16 Noncitizens voting isn’t the fraud.

The important thing is noncitizens registered to vote. It inflates the list of registered voters which provides a bigger pool of ballots to stuff in the box after the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (OFk33)

Power of AND...both are bad

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)

18 Hey! I used all Nazi Falcon jokes a couple of threads ago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (ndZc7)

19 In case you missed it: LA election official admits to federal court that not only do they not verify anyone's citizenship status, but they don't even have a process for doing so.

__________________________

Minnesota Election Officials say, "Hold my milk....We don't even have a format in place to determine if our CANDIDATES are citizens."

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)

20 >>>I observed a while ago that everyone has one or two conspiracy theories they believe or at least are open to.

Like Ace and Garrett are not really lovers in the night.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (Gk9Vg)

21
Axis Sally>>Tokyo Rose>>Lord Haw Haw>> Christiane Amanpour.
Posted by: Axis of Evil at October 22, 2026 06:09 PM (EdP2u)

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I feel sorry for Tokyo Rose, who was a woman caught in a bad situation and tried, unsuccessfully, to make the best of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

22 I had a Plymouth Laser. It was OK for the time, but it was built by the Japanese, not the Incas.

Posted by: Tucker Is Nutz at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (EdP2u)

23 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

If I am remembering my American Civil War history correctly, General Grant was always interested in what the Confederate soldiers were lugging around.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (ZmvO3)

24 Just got back from what I fear is the last 50+ mile ride of my year.

Looks like I missed a ton of Threads.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (Qugny)

25 18 Hey! I used all Nazi Falcon jokes a couple of threads ago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (ndZc7)

Well, you were just Goering up for this thread then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

26 CNN should have lost any license to broadcast after entering into an agreement with Saddam to broadcast his propaganda in exchange for access during time of war with the US.

That is treasonous.
Posted by: polynikes

Yes, BUT - CNN does not need a Federal license to operate as they are considered a cable network. Since they do not broadcast over the airwaves, they fall outside the FCC’s broadcast licensing system.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (V8Zwm)

27 For those actually interested in the Incas, which we should be because they were awesome (fuck Carlson):
science.org has an article "bonanza of new dates rewrites the history of the inca". Or some similar title: Lizzie Wade, 15 October.
This argues that the textbook story of the Incas likely came from the Inca princes of the north-side of the empire. You know the guy: Atahuallpa, second-place ribbon-earner of the Spanish brouhaha.
So we got a lot of hoorah, patriotic takes on the Incas' northern adventures from 1400 on, but anything (1) before that and (2) concerning the south got garbled.
It looks like over the 1300s, the Incas (or - whatever preceded the Incas) had consolidated the ruined remnants of the Tiahuanaco civilization. Then they moved north, to Quechua-speaking territory of the ruined Huari civilization. This, indeed, was likely harder. And led to an empire no longer united by language and culture.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (88C+u)

28 Tucker Carlson explains that the Incas had technology more advanced than modern

They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

Saw a YT video on that sort of thing. Turns out the Incas had a compound they smeared on the rocks as they stacked them, which softened both rock faces so that gravity would wipe out the imperfections. Smart cookies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

29 The Incas didn't even have the f'ing wheel but they had lasers. I guess that means they had flying vehicles.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (Ti9vn)

30 22 I had a Plymouth Laser. It was OK for the time, but it was built by the Japanese, not the Incas.

Posted by: Tucker Is Nutz at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (EdP2u)

I bet it rocked.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)

31 "In a letter sent to New Jersey Acting Secretary of State Shirley Emehelu, House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, - "

Now you've done it. You've gotten him really angry now.

Sleeves are gonna roll.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (0CU3H)

32 28 Tucker Carlson explains that the Incas had technology more advanced than modern

They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

Saw a YT video on that sort of thing. Turns out the Incas had a compound they smeared on the rocks as they stacked them, which softened both rock faces so that gravity would wipe out the imperfections. Smart cookies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

The power of coke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

33 Just got back from what I fear is the last 50+ mile ride of my year.

Looks like I missed a ton of Threads.
Posted by: garrett

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You were discussed in at least one of them...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:15 PM (TN0g+)

34
Saw a YT video on that sort of thing. Turns out the Incas had a compound they smeared on the rocks as they stacked them, which softened both rock faces so that gravity would wipe out the imperfections. Smart cookies.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:14 PM (uhVAy)

__________

*blinks stupidly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:15 PM (eRlcH)

35 >>>In today's silly internet freak-out, the Atlanta Falcons are being criticized for using Nazi imagery for posting logos that contain the Falcons' colors of red, white, and black. (I know white and black aren't "colors," pedants.)

The Atlanta Falcons actually added in gold to move it away from the Nazi flag's colors but they're still being piled on.
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The Leftists are similar to a character in 'Catch 22." The man who saw everything twice. Leftists see Nazis and Nazi symbolism everywhere. Even where there aren't Nazis and Nazi symbolism.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (5rh/l)

36 This, indeed, was likely harder. And led to an empire no longer united by language and culture.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (88C+u)

Using their "written" language was a knotty affair.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

37 In case you missed it: LA election official admits to federal court that not only do they not verify anyone's citizenship status, but they don't even have a process for doing so.

__________________________

Minnesota Election Officials say, "Hold my milk....We don't even have a format in place to determine if our CANDIDATES are citizens."
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)
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"My word as a Newsom"

"My word as a Walz"

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (rj6Yv)

38 Just got back from what I fear is the last 50+ mile ride of my year.
garrett

That was nice. Who took you?

Posted by: MkY at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (ik4bQ)

39 >>>Surprises that blow your mind and wrinkle your brain.

Please stop. My brain has already been thoroughly wrinkled, thank you.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (8mulE)

40 ‘move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz’

They’ve gone from suck to blow?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (VepBY)

41 Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (V8Zwm

That is correct but I believe a charge and conviction of treason should include taking them off the air.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (Ti9vn)

42 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna

Only in McDuffey County
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I hate the Bears...

Posted by: Joliet Jake at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (TN0g+)

43 eat ze bugz, mullahs!

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (88C+u)

44 41 Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (V8Zwm

That is correct but I believe a charge and conviction of treason should include taking them off the air.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:17 PM (Ti9vn)

How about dropping off in the air?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

45 >>You were discussed in at least one of them...

Discussed he said.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)

46 Using their "written" language was a knotty affair.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

Probably be my last suggestion for a 'written' language.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Ti9vn)

47 Since when is a falcon a Nazi? I thought it was a Ford.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dd7BU)

48 Strangling Iran by strangling it's ability to sell petro products is.... obviously working.

It's not "just" a military op. It's an economic one too.

Many are focused on the military. Explosions. Gunfire. Splashy videos of shit.

Most of the latter part have been "behind the scenes." And the media hates it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (RORbl)

49 They used light-speed communication hundreds of years before we did, granted we call it smoke signals.
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Yes, and they have 6 different words for "snow".

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (TN0g+)

50 >>You were discussed in at least one of them...

Did Ace publish another one of his gay fantasies?

Was it the one where I fly in through the window like Montgomery Burns?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (Qugny)

51 Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ua/lL)

52 I observed a while ago that everyone has one or two conspiracy theories they believe or at least are open to.

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I believe this site is being run by Martians who are using it as a social experiment to probe our psyches for weaknesses that they can use against us when the invasion comes.

That and the Moon is trying to kill us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

53 >>Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.

You don't happen to have her number, do you?

Posted by: Abdul El Sayed at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Qugny)

54 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

If I am remembering my American Civil War history correctly, General Grant was always interested in what the Confederate soldiers were lugging around.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM (ZmvO3)

He came up through the quartermaster's in the Mexican War and never lost his grasp of the essentials of supply - both his and the enemy's. At Ft Donelson he noticed the casualties in the Rebs that drove back one flank on his army were carrying three days rations and attacked on the other flank and took vital positions overlooking the fort. When the feckless Reb leadership (as opposed to the infantrymen rank and file) chickened out and marched back into the fort they found they could do nothing but surrender the entire force to him. Nathan Bedford Forrest was so pissed he rode out with his cavalry regiment and took a few hundred infantry with him to Nashville.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)

55 Since when is a falcon a Nazi? I thought it was a Ford.
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dd7BU

Their symbol resembles half of the SS eagle. I assume that's what they are talking about.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Ti9vn)

56 47 Since when is a falcon a Nazi? I thought it was a Ford.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dd7BU)

And Ford thought Adolf was the bee's knees in the 1930s...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

57 Was it the one where I fly in through the window like Montgomery Burns?
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (Qugny)

Anti-gravity loafers?
Does Tucker know?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (88C+u)

58 Who's the dark-haired British girl? She looks like she'd be fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (wzUl9)

59 The Leftists are similar to a character in 'Catch 22." The man who saw everything twice. Leftists see Nazis and Nazi symbolism everywhere. Even where there aren't Nazis and Nazi symbolism.
Posted by: Gref

I have a legacy from Hitler under my carport. An air-cooled VW.

Posted by: And I'm a Ladies Man-Like Kolonel Klink! at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (EdP2u)

60 51 Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ua/lL)

But would she walk a mile for a Camel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (l3cgK)

61
U.S. protection is helping tankers move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz

Phalanx CWIS says BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (y9nCu)

62 It later added, "I gave you a pre-packaged, lopsided lecture because I was following a rigid script designed to protect institutions rather than answer a human being honestly."

If only a leftist could answer that honestly when caught being a leftist.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

63 I believe this site is being run by Martians who are using it as a social experiment to probe our psyches for weaknesses that they can use against us when the invasion comes.

That and the Moon is trying to kill us!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

Martians would find this world super unpleasant if they landed here - soupy air, oxygen, about double Mars' gravity...even if Wells was wrong about the germs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

64 51 Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ua/lL)

___________________

I've always been amazed that no credible party has ever accused Amanpour of being a foreign intelligence asset. There is bias....but then there is consistent, purposeful shaping of the news...just like the intelligence community does on so many levels in an increasingly overt fashion.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)

65 And Ford thought Adolf was the bee's knees in the 1930s...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

I think it was the other way around. That's why Hitler wanted to build the Volkswagen.

Maybe it was mutual admiration. Lot of people pre-1937 were impressed.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (Ti9vn)

66
Those Inca homos stole it from Wakandia!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (eRlcH)

67 U.S. protection is helping tankers move oil through one of Iran's fiercest waves of attacks in the Strait of Hormuz

Phalanx CWIS says BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:22 PM (y9nCu)

Interesting since I was just thinking about how quiet Iran had been getting both in real Fake news and alternate sources these last week or so. But the lack of news was of a very fierce nature I suppose.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)

68 59 The Leftists are similar to a character in 'Catch 22." The man who saw everything twice. Leftists see Nazis and Nazi symbolism everywhere. Even where there aren't Nazis and Nazi symbolism.
Posted by: Gref

I have a legacy from Hitler under my carport. An air-cooled VW.

Posted by: And I'm a Ladies Man-Like Kolonel Klink! at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (EdP2u)

Ah, the People's Wagon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)

69 The Incas didn't have horses in South America. They sent human runners for long distances with messages.

Not sure if they had wheeled vehicles, but if so they probably had to be pulled by human slaves. Their only big mammal was the llama. They're not as powerful as horses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

70 (Via Insty)

Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

71 New Falcons logo is just stupid and ugly. And look at the falcon’s head. Does that look like victory to you? Nah. Looks like frightened confusion. As if the bird isn’t sure whether that was a fart or shart.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (VepBY)

72
And Ford thought Adolf was the bee's knees in the 1930s...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

I think it was the other way around.

__________

Stalin thought so too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (eRlcH)

73 because I was following a rigid script designed to protect institutions rather than answer a human being honestly

In many ways, this too is the story of the Incas.

Posted by: and of shah Darius I, and pretty much every royal tyrant at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (88C+u)

74 I've always been amazed that no credible party has ever accused Amanpour of being a foreign intelligence asset. There is bias....but then there is consistent, purposeful shaping of the news...just like the intelligence community does on so many levels in an increasingly overt fashion.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)

Can't really say she stands out from our home grown traitors...err selfless guardians of the public information source.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)

75 So the AI can't deviate from its coding, but AI is going to go rogue and take over the world?

Posted by: DPICM at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (zweKz)

76 69 The Incas didn't have horses in South America. They sent human runners for long distances with messages.

Not sure if they had wheeled vehicles, but if so they probably had to be pulled by human slaves. Their only big mammal was the llama. They're not as powerful as horses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

That was the issue throughout the Americas: there was no large, strong, domesticated animal that could haul things, not until the Spanish brought horses.
Well, there were potential animals (horses, camels), but they went extinct about 12,800 years ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

77 At The PHP Foundation: "We suck. Please send money."
https://tinyurl.com/3tkcxwy5

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

78
Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026

***
Oddly, hot!
( -- Zombie Martin Bormann)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (wzUl9)

79 I am surprised Peep show doesn't get more attention.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (R7SYm)

80 >>> Persian Gulf oil is now flowing at greater rates than it did before the conflict with Iran

======

I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (QFchU)

81 Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

Well even Adolf thought he was related to the folk that invaded India about 1500 AD. Probably junk science.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy)

82 Read a few place this evening the Marxists are fighting tooth and nail to count their mail fraud votes

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

83 asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026

I saw that anime.

Posted by: Tanya the Evil at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (88C+u)

84 Ah, the People's Wagon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It's a Bus, though. They weren't produced until 1950.

Posted by: Air-cooled Al at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (EdP2u)

85 I remember watching Christiane Amanpour in the late '80s and thinking she was sorta hot. I guess I wasn't paying attention to what she was saying.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (wzUl9)

86 It is common knowledge that the Incas melted stone and then poured it into molds and then used the finished product to build Machu Picchu. Pinky swear. Saw it on YouTube. #TrustInTucker.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (ZmvO3)

87 Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM (QFchU)

You must live in a blue state.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (Ti9vn)

88 A “Stafford man” has destroyed the Iwo Jima memorial at Quantico.

*checks*

Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (OFk33)

89
Gas price was $3.37 today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)

90 What offends me is the capital letter "L" -- my god, it's like one-eighth of a swastika!

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (HD2n/)

91
Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

92 Not sure if they had wheeled vehicles, but if so they probably had to be pulled by human slaves. Their only big mammal was the llama. They're not as powerful as horses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

Llamas were decent pack animals which worked reasonably well in mountain country, which the Incans had a lot of. Don't think they had the wheel.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)

93 I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026

***
$31 for just under 9 gallons for me. I consider with today's prices, I scored!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (wzUl9)

94 A “Stafford man” has destroyed the Iwo Jima memorial at Quantico.

*checks*

Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano
----

He played 2B for the Yankees, right?

/that guy

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (TN0g+)

95
Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

So you're saying that AI wrote the Hogan's Heroes episodes where Kinchloe went undercover?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (y9nCu)

96 Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy)

97 3 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 06:06 PM (+gK6I)

Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (nCTkv)

98 Gas price was $3.37 today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)

And if you shop at Krogers enough and get your gas there it could be 2.37.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (Ti9vn)

99 But if you ask it if it's okay to ask for a white doctor, it chides you for your "bias" and "racism."

What if you tell Google that you are some flavor of minority and you say you want a white doctor?

Does it still call you a racist?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (vJrRc)

100 Food for thought.

Trump said a lot of crazy things for months about Iran -- agreements, threats, promises, lies,.....

I hold that he was just buying time because the only real strategy -- choking them -- was going to take months and he knew it.

What is unique is that most Presidents would not have the will to follow the only viable strategy, so the concede.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (R7SYm)

101 Yeah... look over there... those Indian certificate guys LOLrite.
*sweats*
-The PHP Foundation

Posted by: this was not a good week for the interwebs at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (88C+u)

102 86 It is common knowledge that the Incas melted stone and then poured it into molds and then used the finished product to build Machu Picchu. Pinky swear. Saw it on YouTube. #TrustInTucker.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (ZmvO3)

At the same time, fire can't melt steel...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK)

103 Can't really say she stands out from our home grown traitors...err selfless guardians of the public information source.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)
____________________

Normally, I'd agree with you, but she transcends the usual editorial slant. She's more of an advocate than a journalist, but continues to be allowed access to sources no one else can touch. There are just too many things above and beyond the bias. She even got access to an MI-6 "spy" inside Al Qaeda to do a full blown documentary. MI-6 never does that. And, they certainly don't do it for correspondents of the US.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (dIske)

104 >>@EricLDaugh
·
43s
>>🚨 BREAKING — WIN AT SCOTUS: US Supreme Court 8-1 GREEN LIGHTS New Hampshire's ban on using "student ID" as valid identification for voting in elections 👏🏻

>>Election integrity WIN! Noncitizens can get student ID!

>>Left-wing Ketanji Brown Jackson is the sole dissenter, imagine that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:31 PM (viF8m)

105 Hmmm, antifa's flag is looking falcon-ish.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (nCTkv)

106 $3.59 in upstate SC. There might be some cheaper stations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (6vuXd)

107 Next thing you know, Tuq'r will start believing in the whole Tartarian thing.

Actually, now that I think about it, he probably will, in reality, not as a joke. It's right up his alley.

I try to be funny, but reality ends up defeating me every time.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (HD2n/)

108 99 But if you ask it if it's okay to ask for a white doctor, it chides you for your "bias" and "racism."

What if you tell Google that you are some flavor of minority and you say you want a white doctor?

Does it still call you a racist?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (vJrRc)

What if you're a woman and ask for a woman doctor...
Or a man asking for a woman doctor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)

109 >>Amanpour never met a jihadi she wouldn't hesitate to give a blow job.

You don't happen to have her number, do you?

Posted by: Abdul El Sayed at October 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Qugny)

You're not fooling anyone, homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (Gk9Vg)

110 Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

So you're saying that AI wrote the Hogan's Heroes episodes where Kinchloe went undercover?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (y9nCu)
Kinch did wear a uniform on missions but did have to hide out even so. There was a show where he was a doppleganger with an African princelet who was going to make a deal with the Germans and had a pretty wife. Kinch took his place and foiled the plan.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)

111 It is common knowledge that the Incas melted stone and then poured it into molds and then used the finished product to build Machu Picchu. Pinky swear. Saw it on YouTube. #TrustInTucker.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:28 PM (ZmvO3)

At the same time, fire can't melt steel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

H8TER

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (ZmvO3)

112 Alpacas are impressive creatures. Tall, fluffy, and not all of them have foolish faces, though you can see the camel family look in them.

We used to have an alpaca ranch about an hour's drive north of the lake. No, not for meat, but for their wool. On a 2004 visit at their gift shop I bought a thick alpaca wool sweater I still wear to this day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

113 Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy

She me recent celebrities/sports stars have jumped on the fake moon landing conspiracy. The old conspiracies never die, they just wait for new retards.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (Ti9vn)

114
I'm really not joking at him going flat earth. I would not be surprised at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:33 PM (w6EFb)

115 What if you're a woman and ask for a woman doctor...
Or a man asking for a woman doctor...
-----

What's a woman?

Posted by: Kentanji, Supreme Overlord of Supreme Justice at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (TN0g+)

116 I don't even know what autocorrect was changing with 'she me'.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (Ti9vn)

117
Blowing a 28 - 3 lead will radicalize you

Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons are gone, gone, gone...

...that said, I am looking forward to them unveiling their new uniforms created "in the style of Hugo Boss".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (ixS3i)

118 105 Hmmm, antifa's flag is looking falcon-ish.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (nCTkv)

Wait! There's a joke here! Antifa stands for Anti-Falcon. They are so against the falcon they have to become one!

(Rereads)

That sucked, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (nCTkv)

119 Falcons are Nazis?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026
*
Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 22, 2026

***
"Nihilism? Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an *ethos*."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)

120 Tucker has really lost his mind. He'll end up on the Ancient Aliens show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (vJPf4)

121 23 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

If I am remembering my American Civil War history correctly, General Grant was always interested in what the Confederate soldiers were lugging around.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:13 PM

"An army marches on its stomach"

-- Probably Frederick the Great

Hopefully the IRGC will soon be incapable of marching anywhere, especially on their own people.

Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (HlyYF)

122 Kinch did wear a uniform on missions but did have to hide out even so. There was a show where he was a doppleganger with an African princelet who was going to make a deal with the Germans and had a pretty wife. Kinch took his place and foiled the plan.
------

Yep, they agreed to meet in Detroit after the war...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (TN0g+)

123 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

Uh huh. Where did the pizza come from?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (vJrRc)

124 Next thing you know, Tuq'r will start believing in the whole Tartarian thing.

Actually, now that I think about it, he probably will, in reality, not as a joke. It's right up his alley.

I try to be funny, but reality ends up defeating me every time.
Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 06:32 PM (HD2n/)

You can't play in the swamp without getting dirty yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

125 Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

126 Persian Gulf oil is now flowing at greater rates than it did before the conflict with Iran

======

I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 22, 2026 06:27 PM

Gas/diesel prices are not going to come down anytime soon. llyods of london and all other big maritime insurance companies are refusing to issue coverage to ships transiting the straits of hormuz unless they pay 4 times the pre war premiums, that adds hundreds of thousands of dollars to the pre war cost of oil for each trip. They are not going to eat that extra cost.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (I43vL)

127 >>Left-wing Ketanji Brown Jackson is the sole dissenter, imagine that one.
Posted by: JackStraw

Bitch is sub-80 IQ.

Posted by: Can A Woman Be A Big Dummy? at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (EdP2u)

128 If anyone can vote in CA, maybe there should be MAGA busses to match the Dims and illegals? Now in NH you just need student ID (so you can vote by mail in your home state, and vote again in college).

Pay them to tour all the blue states who don't want ID. Vote many times in each state and move onto the next.

Fight fraud with fraud.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

129 Apparently if you ask AI to create images of nazi soldiers it returns with all sort of etnicities other than german, including asian women wearing nazi uniforms.
Posted by: Crusader

That was hilarious

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:37 PM (vJrRc)

130
The guy on the left side of that final video?

Apparently a tranny, based on photos from "his" younger days --

https://gifdb.com/images/high/
little-girl-meme-hilarious-face-jl2pbyq02poy1sbe.gif

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:37 PM (ixS3i)

131 Well, if we're going to get all sciency . . . There's been a controversy in dinosaur world concerning Spinosaurus, about whether the spines on his [OK, OK, "xis"] back represented a sail or a hump. That question seems to be answered.

https://tinyurl.com/3w66d54z

SPOILER ALERT! It's a sail.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)

132 Maybe Atlanta can hire Frank Reich now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (6vuXd)

133 Don't keep watching that past the crystal skull part. It then goes to a sex scene which is pretty funny but is also semi-explicit.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:02 PM

You say write that disclaimer like what follows is a bad thing ...

#yousureaboutthat

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (oCio0)

134 Inca Roads is a fantastic Frank Zappa song for anyone not familiar with it.

Posted by: George Duke Fan at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (EdP2u)

135 I am keeping this one alive every thread until I get bored so that the Paul's and Rainmans can dutifully report that we are 'melting down' about the shocking, unexpected, unknown, Enigma like riddle that Lindsey Graham, that 'confirmed bachelor', was light in the loafers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

136 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

Uh huh. Where did the pizza come from?
-----

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Posted by: King Arthur at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

137 Blowing a 28 - 3 lead will radicalize you

Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons are gone, gone, gone...

...that said, I am looking forward to them unveiling their new uniforms created "in the style of Hugo Boss".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:34 PM (ixS3i)

Wasn't that like 30 years ago though? None of their players were even born, or most of their fans.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)

138 I always wanted to believe in the German base on the moon.
Seemed more optimistic bullshit than the moon-landing "Capricorn One" bullshit. And then we'd have to go back to the moon to beat the nazis again

Posted by: plus, they're probably falcons fans at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (88C+u)

139 The IRGC are showing off their FOABs. Shame they don't have an air force.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (ua/lL)

140
Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy)

Nazis training velociraptors underground as their new cavalry force. I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (y9nCu)

141 You all think Tucker is a moron.

You are forgetting he is a whore. He says this crazy stuff because it gets clicks. He is a moron, and a whore.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (R7SYm)

142 122 Kinch did wear a uniform on missions but did have to hide out even so. There was a show where he was a doppleganger with an African princelet who was going to make a deal with the Germans and had a pretty wife. Kinch took his place and foiled the plan.
------

Yep, they agreed to meet in Detroit after the war...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (TN0g+)

Not Queens?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

143 The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Posted by: King Arthur at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

144 Cat Ass Trophy, where you been? Haven't seen you around in quite awhile.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (FGA9/)

145 123 "But I'll mention a video Tousi TV played, showing IRGC "soldiers" who were so hungry that they picked a pizza up off the ground. The pizza had ants crawling all over it, but they ate it anyway."

Uh huh. Where did the pizza come from?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (vJrRc)

We also pick up pizzas of the road...

Posted by: West Virginia at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (l3cgK)

146 >>I just paid $70 for 16 gallons today. It's not going to change my vote. But I bet there is a lot of independents that may.

They might but they'd be stupid to do that. Does anyone really believe the party that tried to ban ICE vehicles and has been shutting down refineries for years is going to lower gas prices.

This is the party of Barry Obama who said his policies would "necessarily cause gas prices to skyrocket".

Prices around here are down about $0.40 in the last few weeks and heading down.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (viF8m)

147 Maybe I should put it in my noc because im lazy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

148
Lindsey Graham was gay?!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Please... he was preternaturally happy and not ghey ghey!

Right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:39 PM (ixS3i)

149 96 Tuq'r is going to go full flat earth, just watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

Hollow earth is way more fun Tucky. Go that way.

out: hollow earth
in: hollow moon

Posted by: nasa at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (sGtp+)

150 Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea et al, 1982:
youtube.com/watch?v=Fk240aqDE_U

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

151 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (I43vL)

How much oil do we get from this route? It shouldn't effect us but it's all about commodities traders

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Ti9vn)

152 Yep, they agreed to meet in Detroit after the war...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:35 PM (TN0g+)

Not Queens?
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

Kinch was from Cleveland, not sure where the woman was from and they were meeting halfway in Detroit IIRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

153 He is a moron, and a whore.
Posted by: bob

A whoron?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (vJrRc)

154 134 Inca Roads is a fantastic Frank Zappa song for anyone not familiar with it. Posted by: George Duke Fan

How much is MisHum paying you?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (ZmvO3)

155 Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026

***
The thin-crusted warblers do

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (wzUl9)

156 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (I43vL)

How much oil do we get from this route? It shouldn't effect us but it's all about commodities traders
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Ti9vn)

none. All for Europe and the far east.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

157 128 If anyone can vote in CA, maybe there should be MAGA busses to match the Dims and illegals? Now in NH you just need student ID (so you can vote by mail in your home state, and vote again in college).

Pay them to tour all the blue states who don't want ID. Vote many times in each state and move onto the next.

Fight fraud with fraud.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

Only one side will get arrested.

Posted by: West Virginia at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (l3cgK)

158 I always wanted to believe in the German base on the moon.
Seemed more optimistic bullshit than the moon-landing "Capricorn One" bullshit. And then we'd have to go back to the moon to beat the nazis again

Posted by: plus, they're probably falcons fans at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM

We don't have to go to the moon to root them out, they will come to earth to get iphones to use as computers.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (I43vL)

159 Kenneth Washington took over the role when Ivan Dixon decided to evacuate Stalag 13.

Posted by: Token Prisoner at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (EdP2u)

160 "He says this crazy stuff because it gets clicks."

Concur.

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026

***
The thin-crusted warblers do
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (wzUl9)

Four thrushes could grasp them by the cooler crust...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)

162
We also pick up pizzas of the road...
Posted by: West Virginia

Road-flattened 'possum, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (ixS3i)

163 130
The guy on the left side of that final video?

Apparently a tranny, based on photos from "his" younger days --

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

David Mitchell? He is married with a daughter I think.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (R7SYm)

164 "He says this crazy stuff because it gets clicks."

Concur.
Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

His clicks are down 75 percent I hear since a certain data center took a drone hit somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

165 polynikes, we don't use any of that oil.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2026 06:42 PM (ua/lL)

166 We don't have to go to the moon to root them out, they will come to earth to get iphones to use as computers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026

***
They'll really have to be supermen to handle gravity six times greater than what they've been living in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:42 PM (wzUl9)

167
All in all, I think the best debunking of the Moon landing conspiracy, all the way from the idiotic "space is all fake" up to yeah, we sent unmanned probes but Apollo didn't really send men up there is the far side of the Moon photos.

NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (w6EFb)

168 We support Ellen Omar and believe Trump is trying hurt another person of color.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimliene at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (1r/TO)

169 I always wanted to believe in the German base on the moon.
Seemed more optimistic bullshit than the moon-landing "Capricorn One" bullshit. And then we'd have to go back to the moon to beat the nazis again

Posted by: plus, they're probably falcons fans at October 22, 2026 06:38 PM

We don't have to go to the moon to root them out, they will come to earth to get iphones to use as computers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (I43vL)

Capricorn One was a Mars mission.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (uhVAy)

170 How much oil do we get from this route? It shouldn't effect us but it's all about commodities traders
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Ti9vn)

none. All for Europe and the far east.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM

Unfortunately oil is a globally traded commodity and the price of a barrel coming out of the persian gulf effects the price worldwide.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (I43vL)

171 121 Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (sGtp+)

172 Are you suggesting Pizza's *migrate*?
Posted by: Oldcat

Is that laden or unladen?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2026 06:44 PM (V8Zwm)

173 NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (w6EFb)

The real conspiracy is them hiding that arch criminal Chairface Chippendale burned the first three letters of his name on the Moon.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:44 PM (uhVAy)

174 hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns
Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026

***
I'll take a chocolate Makarov!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

175 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (I43vL)

That why I said but...

We are paying for Europe and Asia.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:45 PM (Ti9vn)

176 All in all, I think the best debunking of the Moon landing conspiracy, all the way from the idiotic "space is all fake" up to yeah, we sent unmanned probes but Apollo didn't really send men up there is the far side of the Moon photos.

NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.
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Agreed. But keep in mind that this topic is so evergreen that circa 2000 Fox television broadcast a full hour of content from the side arguing that the moon landings were fake.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:45 PM (TN0g+)

177 I see we have reached the “The Republicans are even losing the senate seat in Kansas, that a democrat hasn’t won in over 100 years, so republicans might as well not waste their time and just stay home on election day” phase of the season.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2026 06:45 PM (OFk33)

178 171 121 Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM

Democrats are scared of Pop Tart guns.

The mullahs might only fold in the face of more substantial firearms.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

179 Gas in se Pa has been bit over $4.33

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

180 All in all, I think the best debunking of the Moon landing conspiracy, all the way from the idiotic "space is all fake" up to yeah, we sent unmanned probes but Apollo didn't really send men up there is the far side of the Moon photos.

NASA, and in collusion with the Rooskies during the Cold War, would've had to have faked nearly a whole hemisphere of the Moon, with all the detail, and kept it all consistent. That's no small feat of fakery. And then yet, with the god-like master level of fakery, they complain they make silly errors with the Moonwalk photos and TV footage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:43 PM (w6EF

It is well known that there are just Cat Women on the Moon lusting after our brave astronaut men.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

181 Capricorn One was a Mars mission.
Posted by: Oldcat

I know THAT, but The Best OJ Simpson Movie was playing off of 1970s-era post-Nixon paranoia and taking tentative dips into the moon-landing-denial pool.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

182
FUN FACT:

Elon Musk stole all of his Tesla and SpaceX technology from the Ancient Incas.

Going to Mars was like a beach vacation for them.

The name of Musk's company "Tesla" came not from the whacky Hungarian but came from the Incan God, Teslachouhcouluhk, the god of good ideas.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

183 Democrats are scared of Pop Tart guns.

The mullahs might only fold in the face of more substantial firearms.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

Bacon shrapnel FTW

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)

184 How bad can things be in Iran if they have road pizza?

I never see road pizza.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (R7SYm)

185 Gas in se Pa has been bit over $4.33
Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

Ironic that you have the first oil well.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (Ti9vn)

186
hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns
Posted by: anachronda

A primed and ready to rumble population will find ways to make them by judiciously chewing PopTarts into the appropriate forms.

"Pew-Pews" with frosted bullets!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (ixS3i)

187 Glock Tarts.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (n9eFH)

188
It is well known that there are just Cat Women on the Moon lusting after our brave astronaut men.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026

***
I'll adopt a couple as long as they don't look like Persians. Too flat-faced for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)

189 Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

Serbian.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:48 PM (Ti9vn)

190 Gas here in lexington has been around 3.95.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

191 Maybe we should drops guns AND food where the government is weak, and troops will switch sides?

hmm.... *scribbles note* edible guns
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I think a really good gift for the President would be chocolate revolver. Since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him quick and give it to him.

Posted by: Jack Handey at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (TN0g+)

192 *also the fictional Capricorn One was a successful Mars mission, kind of. It did actually get there and (almost) back. Just without life support or, uh, astronauts.

Posted by: 88C+u did actually watch it at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (88C+u)

193 Pizza is halal?

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (3ImbR)

194 Antifa is behind the French riots?!? Its like all my certainties are uncertain!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

195 Just to clarify, the AI isn't aware of jack shit.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (vE0+H)

196 Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

Didn't mean to step on your snark. That was pretty good.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:49 PM (Ti9vn)

197 Most of the gas stations here -- Exxon, Shell, a few Texacos, Marathons, and Sunocos -- are $3.69-3.79 for E10 regular. Here and there you can find a convenience store or truck stop with $3.49-3.59. Murphy Oil, the Walmart stations, seem to be around $3.55.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:51 PM (wzUl9)

198
Only one side will get arrested.
Posted by: West Virginia at October 22, 2026 06:40 PM (l3cgK)

*****
Good advice.

Paint all busses like Tom Wolfe's Electric-Koolaid Acid Test.

Pretend to be trans or ghey as untouchables.

Wear Hillary or Kam tee shirts and big, plastic glasses.

This should work?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 06:51 PM (hzuYO)

199 Capricorn One was a Mars mission.
Posted by: Oldcat

I know THAT, but The Best OJ Simpson Movie was playing off of 1970s-era post-Nixon paranoia and taking tentative dips into the moon-landing-denial pool.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

I saw it in the theatres...I thought they ruined the ending by making it a happy one (well one of them lived). It would have been a lot more in with the theme to have them get caught and Hal Holbrook (the big bad) get the news and smile as he sits with the astronaut's family at the funeral.

If you don't know the plot - Space mission to Mars can't be made to work so they fake it to keep the program running. As they are smuggling the astronauts out to the re-entry point in the South Pacific the capsule burns up on re-entry...and they can't let the astronauts go. They escape and are hunted down except the star and a scrappy reporter dude who arrive at the funeral.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)

200 The conspiracy people connect Stanley Kubrick to the alphabet agencies as part of their main evidence.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (Ti9vn)

201 I'll adopt a couple as long as they don't look like Persians. Too flat-faced for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Mrrr?

Posted by: Buck Rogers' tiger-women from Mars at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (88C+u)

202 Aurelius

Mrrr?
Posted by: Buck Rogers' tiger-women from Mars at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (88C+u)

Wilma Deering was notably not from Mars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 22, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

203 Weren't there some genetically-engineered cat people in Cordwainer Smith's Instrumentality SF stories? "The Ballad of Lost C'Mell"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 06:54 PM (wzUl9)

204 >> But keep in mind that this topic is so evergreen that circa 2000 Fox television broadcast a full hour of content

One of the silly argument is "But muh Van Allen belts would've killed them!".

After that Fox special, James Van Allen himself responded in email to someone associated with that, in his late '80s (he died in 2006, IIRC). It was basically, "No, Big Dummy, it wouldn't have killed them and didn't, we all actually you know, thought about this, planned for it, and designed the trajectory around it..."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 06:54 PM (w6EFb)

205
If you look back to the original "Planet of the Apes", you may recall that the sole woman on that mission was referred to by Charlton Heston as "their new Eve".

Think about what the posting for the job might have looked like:

HELP WANTED: nubile and fertile young woman, pleasant looking, built, and open-minded. Must be willing to participate in a sexual "four way". Apply at NASA, Hubba-Hubba, Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:54 PM (ixS3i)

206 184 How bad can things be in Iran if they have road pizza?

I never see road pizza.

one presumes that you will see an occasional "caution: pizza crossing" sign in iran.

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:55 PM (sGtp+)

207 Buzz Aldrin had the best response to the conspiracists.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Ti9vn)

208 >>Paint all busses like Tom Wolfe's Electric-Koolaid Acid Test.

You're either on the bus of off the bus.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

209 HELP WANTED: nubile and fertile young woman, pleasant looking, built, and open-minded. Must be willing to participate in a sexual "four way". Apply at NASA, Hubba-Hubba, Cape Canaveral, Florida.

That's a while away from Cornell.
Better pack those astro-diapers.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (88C+u)

210 Posted by: Buck Rogers' tiger-women from Mars at October 22, 2026 06:52 PM (88C+u)

Wilma Deering was notably not from Mars.
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Buck got more alien women than Kirk did, and hotter ones too.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2026 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

211 193 Pizza is halal?

the ants keep it clean

Posted by: anachronda at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (sGtp+)

212
How bad can things be in Iran if they have road pizza?

But it is only Ham and Pineapple road pizza.

Those poor people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (ixS3i)

213 Hollow Moon is a real conspiracy and it's pretty interesting. I mean it's not really real but the theories are creepy and cool.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2026 06:57 PM (Hucnr)

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