Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, aka "Ilhan Omar," When Asked If She Married Her Brother: <i>"NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE"</i>

Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, aka "Ilhan Omar," When Asked If She Married Her Brother: "NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE"

What I'm about to say is very obvious but you've come to expect that from me.

When Democrats are lying, and realize they're about to be exposed as lying, they begin shifting their denials from objective denials to mere subjective denials.

The Clintons, of course, are infamous for this.

Bill Clinton first denied, objectively, that he had had no sexual affair with Monica Lewinsky: "I never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

Later, when it was proven that he That Woman Miss Lewinsky had performed both fellatio and analingus on him, and that he had penetrated her vagina with a cigar, he claimed, in his mind -- subjectively -- that he didn't think that oral sex qualified as sex so in his completely subjective view of the world, they never had sex and he was telling the truth.

I mean, "oral sex" contains the word "sex" but Bill Clinton claims that, in his mind, in his subjective idiosyncratic worldview, he didn't know that "sex" included oral sex.

Because he was doing a lot of parsing and quibbling and evasion in his testimony in the Paula Jones suit, lawyers asked him something that he could not parse his way out of later: They asked him if he was ever even alone with Monica Lewinsky. He claimed, objectively, that he had never been alone with her. Never.

When it was proven that he was getting his chocolate starfish serviced by Lewinsky while using her as the world's sweatiest humidor, he claimed that because there were many people in the huge building called the White House, he didn't subjectively believe he was alone with Monica Lewinsky when she was blowing him in the Oval Office. "Maybe I was alone with her," he later conceded, "but I never thought we were."

Hillary Clinton perjured herself when she claimed, as an objective fact, that she never, ever worked on the Whitewater account. When it was proven that she had worked on it, and had committed perjury, she denied having subjective knowledge that the account was the Whitewater account. She claimed she only knew the account by its billing code, which was something like "WHC," and had no idea whatsoever that this referred to the Whitewater account. She is claiming that in none of the many hours she billed for Whitewater did she come across a single document containing the word "Whitewater."

And of course when she violated the public records act by denying the people of the United States the full documentation of all of her correspondence, by hiding her email communications in a secret bathroom server, she claimed she hadn't done this to keep her communications from the public. Why, she didn't do it for that reason! She just was in love with her Blackberry and this was the simplest way to handle Blackberry messages.

I didn't commit espionage by deliberately using an unsecure server which was invisible to the American public (and federal prosecutors) but very visible to the Chinese. I had no idea that would happen! I just wanted to keep my Recipes and Yoga Routines on a special server, for convenience.

No "intent!"

The Clintons' defense is always: We didn't Knowingly Know what we Doingly Did.

I could say that "All liars do this," but that's not true: It is insulting to the hearer to lie in this way, claiming that you didn't know what you were doing when you did it, so most liars avoid this high-risk Lie on Top of a Lie.

But Democrats know their supporters are vicious cultists who know they're lying but just need any possible excuse to support the lie, and so will never convict them of perjury if they play the We Didn't Knowingly Know What We Doingly Did Card -- "no intent!" -- so they do push this absurd non-defense.

So now we come to Ilhan "Omar," real name Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, who married her actual, biological brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. She knows the feds have her DNA and can easily prove she is Amhed's brother, so she shifts from her prior objective denials -- it's absurd and racist to accuse me of marrying my brother -- to a mere subjective denial -- If I married my brother, I didn't know it was my brother when I married him.

Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., denied Wednesday that she married her former husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, to commit immigration fraud and pushed back against claims that they are related.
But when asked if there's any familial relation with her ex-husband, Omar admitted, "Not to my knowledge."
The interview marked the Somali-born congresswoman's first time speaking with the media since federal agents searched her Washington, D.C., residence on Oct. 12. The congresswoman's office has not responded to Fox News Digital's repeated requests for comment regarding the investigations and raid on her home earlier this month.

Ilhan Omar when asked if she married her brother: 'Not to my knowledge'
Omar did not definitively deny that her ex-husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, was her brother during a segment on MS NOW's "All In with Chris Hayes."
— Alpha News (@AlphaNews) October 22, 2026

I Didn't Knowingly Know I Was Brotherly Marrying My Brother.

Oops!

Oopsie!

How awkward!

There's other evidence for this. Ilhan Nur Said Elmi had a third child with her real Muslim husband. This is the one she was married to when she also married her brother. She later "divorced" Ahmed Nur Said Elmi when he stopped seeking a Green Card -- reportedly, he withdrew his application when they began questioning him about his marriage -- and remained married to her real Muslim husband.

Ahmed Nur Said Elmi commented on a Facebook post announcing her third child.

Scott Johnson reported on this strange comment. Elmi said, of this little girl, that she was "freshfrom the vagina" -- which is bizarre enough -- but also called her "my niece."

Niece. Meaning, the daughter of your sister.

But I'm sure that Ilhan Nur Said Elmi will claim that in her village of Somalia "niece" means something other than "the daughter of my sister," like "Respected Flower" or some bullshit.

Like when she used to call her real father -- not the fake one, Omar, but the real one, Elmi -- "father" in social media.

But then claimed that in her particular village of Somalia, "Father" is just a term of respect you use for any man older than you.

Seems kind of disrespectful to your real father to call other men "father."

But she'll claim it. See, she didn't know, subjectively, that "niece" means "the daughter of my sister" or that "father" means "my male biological parent."

And remember how cocky she would be when she denied this in the past? She would cackle with her mouth wide open like a fish on a dock and laugh at the "racists" making this claim.

Well, she's not laughing now, is she? She's in tears as she says "not to my knowledge."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM

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1 You can hide in a circle,
It's a way to survive.
Be another number,
At least you'd be alive.

Or you can ride with the gypsy.
He can take you to hell.
And the answers screaming
In a voice you know so well.

You you're made of fire
Never higher,
You were made to run ...

You you're burning higher.
You've got the fire.
You were born on the sun ...

AND FOR STEALING FIRSTS!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 22, 2026 12:30 PM (NcvvS)

3 "Ironclad, magats!"
-Reddit, 100% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 12:30 PM (qGAQr)

4 If the marriage was fraudulent, was it really a marriage?
What is the definition of "is"?

Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)

5 Then when they stop denying, it becomes "everybody does it".

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (ldlqW)

6 It's the well-known "was that wrong?" defense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (RIvkX)

7 First?
Not to my knowlege.
What the actual F does that mean?

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (Ae6Br)

8 I don't know if I did that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)

9
I Don't Even Know My Last Name

https://youtu.be/f27zNlmRMWU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (eRlcH)

10 8 First?
Not to my knowlege.
What the actual F does that mean?
Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (Ae6Br)

'I don't recall.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

11 He said, weirdly, "My niece fresh from Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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That IS weird.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (ldlqW)

12 Just like in the OT when Abraham called Sarah his sister when Pharoah got the hots for her...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (l3cgK)

13 What a maroon.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (jb8Ss)

14 Ilham Nur is probably one of the few women Bill Clinton would not bang,

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (uBP5J)

15 But then claimed that in her particular village of Somalia, "Father" is just a term of respect you use for any man older than you.
=====

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (RIvkX)

16 "analingus"

As Mad Magazine used to say: yecccch!!

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

17
At any point during that powder puff interview was Chris Hayes choked up to the point where he "cried softly into his sweater"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (ixS3i)

18 11 He said, weirdly, "My niece fresh from Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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That IS weird.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (ldlqW)

ace was so excited to hit post that it was premature. Premature posting.

I've heard it happens to a lot of guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

19 But Democrats know their supporters are vicious cultists who know they're lying but just need any possible excuse to support the lie, and so will never convict them of perjury if they play the We Didn't Knowingly Know What We Doingly Did Card -- "no intent!" -- so they do push this absurd non-defense.

And that little dodge works well as long as the other side is willing to bend over and take it. Once that stops, though, things change. Things are changing now, and the Dems don't know how to respond, because they're imbeciles.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

20
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes *may* have been made.
If so, they were done in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (0sNs1)

21 DAT DON' MATTA!

Posted by: James Carville at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (2X2jr)

22
Alan Jackson - I Don't Even Know Your Name

https://youtu.be/-aNjYlgwBN0

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:34 PM (eRlcH)

23 Ilham Urkle Nur, "did I do that????"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 12:34 PM (uBP5J)

24 I Didn't Knowingly Know I Was Brotherly Marrying My Brother.

Perhaps it was a clue when your biological father said "don't screw your brother, that's my privilege".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

25 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Tell me it tain't so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)

26
Elmi said, of this little girl, that she was "straight from the vagina" -- which is bizarre enough --

To be fair, it is remarkable that she did not say "straight from the asshole of a goat", given the sexual predilections of her Mooslim culture.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (ixS3i)

27 It's. Their. Culture. Haters.
/state media

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (RIvkX)

28 He ain't hubby
He's my brother...

Posted by: The Ho LLies at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (Myt96)

29 I didn't intend to rob that bank. I was on my way to the YMCA for the bingo, and I kinda got turned around and accidentally went in this bank with a mask and a gun, and asked the teller for money. I just wanted some money, you know, for the bus. Well, things got a little out of hand, and before you know it, I'm robbing a bank! This was not my intent. It all happened so fast!

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (ZxPkt)

30 And that little dodge works well as long as the other side is willing to bend over and take it. Once that stops, though, things change. Things are changing now, and the Dems don't know how to respond, because they're imbeciles.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

Early days, but one of the things that the GOPe being the washington generals is that it has made the dems irrational. It has made them unable to function in an adversarial environment. Now this also takes place at the same time that they are becoming more and more radicalized (so are we) but one of the reasons they have been able to become so radicalized is that they have operated in an environment of no push back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)

31 "I Didn't Knowingly Know I Was Brotherly Marrying My Brother."

"I thought he looked familiar, but I just couldn't place him."

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

32 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

It's why they came to love Biden, after all the non-love they showed him.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (xhfG9)

33 She didn’t realize he was a flamer either.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (w5SWv)

34 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (6vuXd)

35 she could have then added "absolutely not" but as shoe0nhead would say 'but you didn't, did you'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (CWTWj)

36 Bill Clinton first denied, objectively, that he had had no sexual affair with Monica Lewinsky: "I never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

No. Everyone gets this analysis wrong. Watch the clip again, with Bill Clinton's lying thoughts in mind: https://tinyurl.com/4zxbcyw6

(Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

37
Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

___________

It started with Bubba. He'd lie about what day of the week it was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (eRlcH)

38 This is some real third world shit. At least she didn't marry a goat. That she knows of, that is.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (QaH55)

39 Lying people lie to people...

Wait. Let me do that over...

Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (2X2jr)

40
Some people did some things...

...but not me!

And not with my brother!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (ixS3i)

41 I wasn't there.

And if I was, I didn't do it.

And if I did, I didn't mean to.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (xhfG9)

42 Lying is permitted/encouraged under Islamic law ... taqiyya, to deceive the enemy and extract his wealth.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)

43 No. Everyone gets this analysis wrong. Watch the clip again, with Bill Clinton's lying thoughts in mind: https://tinyurl.com/4zxbcyw6

(Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

Remember 'Deny. Deny. Deny.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Y/06r)

44 There's something awfully . amusing about that answer "Not that I'm aware of " LOL. Is that like . "I had sex with some many men, I couldn't possibly remember all their names "On the other hand, she's awful and I hope they throw the book at her .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (JrHfD)

45 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.
_________
It started with Bubba. He'd lie about what day of the week it was.

Did it start with Bubba, or with Hillary? Perhaps they were some sort of Big Bang of Lying, starting simultaneously.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

46 >>> 40
Some people did some things...

...but not me!

And not with my brother!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (ixS3i)

HA!

"I didn't do Those Things, so that means we weren't really married."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (jb8Ss)

47 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

___________

It started with Bubba. He'd lie about what day of the week it was.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (eRlcH)

And all the people would say how wonderful and charismatic he was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

48 I don't have time to find resources and map things out, but the Ilhan case has so many ambiguities. For instance if Ilhan's brother was actually the son of the Omar man, and Ilhan is the daughter of Said Elmi it would not be incest, only immigration fraud. Either way she is completely corrupt and I'm rooting for the DOJ to be able to make a case and either deport her or get her convicted and sent to prison.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (PV+Zw)

49
Can't we just Move On?

Sex is a pee pee in a jay jay, says so right in the Bible, so President Clinton truthful.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y8DZL)

50 Clenis got his salad tossed? Yeeeesh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (6vuXd)

51 The post, she is blank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

52 ?

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (UjdFS)

53 Whoa

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (ldlqW)

54 Ah, one of these. My guess is ace was finishing his thoughts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

55 You have to add 'at this point in time' to the end of 'I have no recollection of that'

memory is very fluid- it comes and goes

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

56 31 "I thought he looked familiar, but I just couldn't place him."
^ This.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (96qvc)

57 Holy crap! Literally. There was analingus in the Lewinsky thing? I must have blocked that out. Thanks for recovering that memory, Ace!

Posted by: Jim Rose at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (miqrx)

58 >>> 42 Lying is permitted/encouraged under Islamic law ... taqiyya, to deceive the enemy and extract his wealth.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)

It's a religion of peace!

Let's import 50 million of them!

Posted by: George W. Bush at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (jb8Ss)

59 Ilhan's a flight risk. Lock her up in a federal detention center until all this is sorted out.

Then, ship her ass to Somalia after stripping her of her congressional seat, pension, and citizenship.

Same for the rest of her clan.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (RORbl)

60 >>>We didn't Knowingly Know what we Doingly Did.

heh Nice.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (8mulE)

61 Ace - I kinda expected Shaggy "It wasn't me" on this post

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (5dzVX)

62 (Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)
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Yeah that's called a lie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (RIvkX)

63 Ace is playing with the blog again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (uBP5J)

64 I'd say Obama is as big a liar as BJ, but he's just not as good and smooth at it. Hillary just comes across as a psychopath.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

65 That was odd.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (6vuXd)

66 I mean, "oral sex" contains the word "sex" but Bill Clinton claims that, in his mind, in his subjective idiosyncratic worldview, he didn't know that "sex" included oral sex.
________

It's actually worse than that. The parties agreed to a definition of "sexual relations" for purposes of the deposition. The definition was very broad (of course) and approved by the court. It included any contact with genitalia in manner.

Clinton just straight up lied.

Incredibly, the opposing lawyers let him get away with it. Any lawyer with any skill at taking depositions knows you never take just one denial. You ask a broad question, then drill down in more specific questions.

It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

67 Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

LOL. Someone could do a whole comic bit on this but they'd accuse the person of racism, . I guess there aren't any Somalian black stand up comics?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (JrHfD)

68 Not to my Knowledge ? What kind of f'ed up answer was that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (+gK6I)

69
(Pointing finger at random woman in press)

Bubba took great pains not to point at Helen Thomas, because if he had, even Beelzebub would have had to fry him on the spot for straying waaaaaay too far over the line of unbelievability.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (ixS3i)

70 I think someone needs to ask where they met and how they fell in love. Tell us a story you remember fondly of how he romanced you. And then ask why they look much alike.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

71 Yeah - like we didn't already know this about Ilhan. You know what is really a bombshell?

Lindsey Graham was gay - no, really...gay as a pair of pink crocs on a rider of a blue vespa dangling a murse from its shoulder...that kind of gay.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (V7158)

72 57 Holy crap! Literally. There was analingus in the Lewinsky thing? I must have blocked that out. Thanks for recovering that memory, Ace!
Posted by: Jim Rose at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (miqrx)

Neither did I. Not surprising his weathered and grizzled dick had to have his salad tossed to get a stiffy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

73 Did you kill and eat people?

Jeffrey Dahmer: Not to my knowledge but who knows what they put that pork and bean?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

74 I have no idea why the post went blank. I almost want to say "I didn't do it" but I guess I must have.

I didn't knowingly know I was blanking the blog. And you can trust me. Would I lie to you?

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)

75 "I. Did. Not. Have. Sex. With. That. Man."

Somali Criminal and Fraudster Ilhan Omar

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (xvV+O)

76 When Democrats are lying, and realize they're about to be exposed as lying, they begin shifting their denials from objective denials to mere subjective denials.

A skill that is only honed thru years of law school. If you need a lie, you need a professional lie! See us for a practitioner in your area...

Posted by: The American Bar Association at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (E/qck)

77 I think Clinton's out on the definition of sex was that if you looked up sex in the dictionary, the right dictionary!, sex means sexual intercourse. P in V. And, he claimed, there was none of that going on between him and Monica.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (8mulE)

78 >>> 38 This is some real third world shit. At least she didn't marry a goat. That she knows of, that is.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (QaH55)

Lizzie Warren's % of Indian DNA <<<<<<< Ilhan Nur Said Elmi's % of goat DNA

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (jb8Ss)

79 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Tell me it tain't so.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

blech
so disgusting
way worse than the cigar diddle

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)

80 I wonder - who thought it was a good idea for her to do this interview? Doesn't she have a lawyer or two advising her and wouldn't the strategy be to lay low for the time being??? I don't get it.

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (kX27y)

81 Let those among us who have not accidentally married their bother cast the first stone.

Posted by: James Talarico at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (96qvc)

82 Now this also takes place at the same time that they are becoming more and more radicalized (so are we) but one of the reasons they have been able to become so radicalized is that they have operated in an environment of no push back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)
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When there are no consequences for one's words or actions, it's easy to push the extremes as the new normal.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (FZ29D)

83 Run, BroFo, run.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (Gk9Vg)

84 1) She didn't marry her brother.
2) There's no proof she married her brother.
3) Marrying a relative is commonplace in her culture
4) You are a racist for making a big deal out of her marrying her brother.
As usual.....

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (MNCvZ)

85 Neither did I. Not surprising his weathered and grizzled dick had to have his salad tossed to get a stiffy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

IIRC correctly that was footnote 130. Everyone talked about it.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (xhfG9)

86 This is approaching the classic ER "it was an accident that thing got stuck in my butt" levels of dumb.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (2ocoG)

87 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Maybe you guys are young.

Or old and starting to have Biden Moments.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (1wjle)

88 Imagine if she was a Republican. What would the Democrat-Communist response be?

Posted by: haw haw haw at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (Ovx+P)

89 It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

I think at the time you had a lot of things coming to a confluence. On the one hand, you had the high trust people not wanting to believe that the president grazing on 18 year old interns. You also had the dems who did not want to get rid of their most charismatic guys. You also had a lot of GOPe who were probably getting knob shines from THEIR secretaries and lobbyists and they did not want the idea that Washington is just a great place for fat ugly talentless slobs who are married to get laid with pretty young gals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)

90 More conservative Reddit for a change-

It was the softest of the softball interviews on a friendly channel (MS NOW’s Chris Hayes). And "not to my knowledge" is the best she could come up with. Is she going to claim she didn't know the guy is her brother when the DNA tests come back?

She so fucking cooked lmfao.
Quest: be a member of the religion of peace and don't marry a relative.
Challenge Level: impossible.

Weird. I can confirm 100% that my wife is not my sister.

To be pedantic for the sake of accuracy: He did not ask if she married her brother. He asked “So you’re not related to him at all?” to which she responds, “Not to my knowledge”. Wouldn't want a "gotcha" moment if she married her third cousin twice removed.

If Trump actually manages to deport this wretched woman I will take back every bad thing I've ever said about him.

On X, they are running to her defense and saying she said it sarcastically because the question is absurd. If anyone ever need an example of cognitive dissonance, don’t look further

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (t19vo)

91 Then when they stop denying, it becomes "everybody does it".

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (ldlqW)
---

Then it becomes "And it is good that everyone does it."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (xvV+O)

92 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Ewwwww

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (+gK6I)

93 80 I wonder - who thought it was a good idea for her to do this interview? Doesn't she have a lawyer or two advising her and wouldn't the strategy be to lay low for the time being??? I don't get it.
Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 12:43

It was MS Now, they knew it would be soft. Anytime it got a little spicy, it was on accident, like when she was asked about her husband’s financials.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

94 I wonder - who thought it was a good idea for her to do this interview? Doesn't she have a lawyer or two advising her and wouldn't the strategy be to lay low for the time being??? I don't get it.

Probably the top graduate of Mogadishu Law School.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

95
And naturally, Democratic courtiers like Arthur Schlesinger came out to say that of course people always lie about their sex lives, you sheet-sniffer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (eRlcH)

96 Seinfeld was a sitcom - not a legal defense strategy.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (Cw9zQ)

97
I didn't knowingly know I was blanking the blog. And you can trust me. Would I lie to you?
Posted by: ace

Look, we understand that you are working assiduously to delete everything from your computer's "Ilhan Omar Spank Bank", but could you exercise just a little restraint and confirm your targets before pressing the "Delete" button, please?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (ixS3i)

98 I didn't knowingly know I was blanking the blog. And you can trust me. Would I lie to you?
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)
=====

Post?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (RIvkX)

99 It wasn't me.

Posted by: Shaggy at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)

100 Clinton just straight up lied.

Incredibly, the opposing lawyers let him get away with it. Any lawyer with any skill at taking depositions knows you never take just one denial. You ask a broad question, then drill down in more specific questions.

It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Yeah, we've been around a while.

Posted by: Uniparty/deep state at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (tmYdE)

101 IIRC correctly that was footnote 130. Everyone talked about it.
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (xhfG9)

I did not hear about it at the time. Almost makes it worse, in a way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

102 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Maybe you guys are young.

Or old and starting to have Biden Moments.

Orrrr....our minds have subconsciously chosen to go blank on this horror.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

103 64 I'd say Obama is as big a liar as BJ, but he's just not as good and smooth at it. Hillary just comes across as a psychopath.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

I never thought that Clinton was a particularly good liar. His lies were usually obvious. What he was was a shameless liar. He was willing to tell that lie with a straight face even if he knew that everyone knew he was lying.

That the press was willing to pretend that they believed his lies was a big help.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (8mulE)

104
If Trump actually manages to deport this wretched woman I will take back every bad thing I've ever said about him.

When you've lost Reddit...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

105
Would I lie to you?
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)
---------------

What do we win if we guess correctly?

Posted by: David Mitchell at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (eGzf1)

106 >>>101 IIRC correctly that was footnote 130. Everyone talked about it.

footnote more like buttnote am i rite

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)

107 >> you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Worst Pasta, Ever.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Qugny)

108 Q: Did you smoke that cigar after?
A: Depends on what the word 'cigar' means.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

109 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

I must have blocked it out.....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (+gK6I)

110 Ah HATES them accidental family weddins'!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (Fi81e)

111 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (NcvvS)

112 Ms. Omar, did you marry your brother?

I don't know. I'm not a geneologist.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Cw9zQ)

113 What am I thinking when the classic is right there:

"Busty lesbian porn? Not to my knowledge" - Ace

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

114 I was just trying to avoid mens rea, and the best way was to use a cigar in that rea.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (88C+u)

115 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (NcvvS)
----
He's gonna go blind if he doesn't stop...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (FZ29D)

116 >>I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

>>Tell me it tain't so.

It taint sex!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Qugny)

117 "Not to my knowledge."

"The Science" may need this one... Everyone giving the shots has the "Just Gleefully Following Orders!" dodge, but I need this one.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (E/qck)

118 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.

Is it? Not that I remember.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

119 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Ewwwww

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (+gK6I)

Me, neither.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Gk9Vg)

120
Not to my Knowledge ? What kind of f'ed up answer was that ?
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Hear me out. That "Not to my knowledge" came out in cross-talk in which Chris Hayes had rushed on to ask her whether she was related to him *in any way.* She had already called it an insane right-wing conspiracy theory that he was her brother.

What's more striking in this interview is the complete change in her manner and affect. She's defeated and terrified. She's NOTHING like her usual boisterous, taunting, arrogant self. Jesus Enrique Rosas, the Body Language Guy, is coming up with an analysis. I can't wait!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (mmrXZ)

121 Afternoon ace
Any day now Omar will claim she, her family and her people are too stupid to understand the law. Some idiot judge might just believe diminished capacity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (vJPf4)

122 Back in the day when feminists argued Bill did not in fact "have sex" because he didn't do PiV I'd ask feminists if they'd be ok with their husbands getting a hummer from an intern or sticking a cigar in one and the answer was always "that's (d)ifferent"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

123 Clinton just straight up lied.

Incredibly, the opposing lawyers let him get away with it. Any lawyer with any skill at taking depositions knows you never take just one denial. You ask a broad question, then drill down in more specific questions.

Yes, but it's a fraternity.

Posted by: Sharks at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (E/qck)

124
Musta been some other mother

no no child, it wasn't me

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (ZxPkt)

125 >>What's more striking in this interview is the complete change in her manner and affect. She's defeated and terrified.

That 'Please, Investigate me' clip is fucking Evergreen.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (Qugny)

126 The left then: NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW

The left now: You can't arrest an opposition leader just because she broke the law

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

127 Back in the day when feminists argued Bill did not in fact "have sex" because he didn't do PiV I'd ask feminists if they'd be ok with their husbands getting a hummer from an intern or sticking a cigar in one and the answer was always "that's (d)ifferent"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)
---
Little did they anticipate the universal answer "But Trump!--"

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (Fi81e)

128 Any day now Omar will claim she, her family and her people are too stupid to understand the law. Some idiot judge might just believe diminished capacity

She could go for the Lindsay Clancy defense: sometimes womens' hormones make them marry their brother.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

129 >>He's gonna go blind if he doesn't stop...

What if I stop when I need glasses?

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (NcvvS)

130
"Jack lies about everything, all the time. He always has. He’s not even conscious that he is lying. He lies to please, to manipulate, to get what he wants. The amazing thing is, everyone knows that he lies all the time and about everything, but nobody seems to mind." - Charles McCarry, Lucky Bastard

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (eRlcH)

131 Lol, I didn't know she tossed his salad.

Lewinsky did a sympathy tour recently, crying about being objectified in the media.

Ya licked a politician's butthole, honey. I think the objectification was more or less complete. Go audit some courses at Cornell or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (BI5O2)

132 But then claimed that in her particular village of Somalia, "Father" is just a term of respect you use for any man older than you.
Seems kind of disrespectful to your real father to call other men "father."

One exception is to reserve that honorific for a priest.
Not many of those in Somalia since the hegira.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (88C+u)

133 87 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Maybe you guys are young.

Or old and starting to have Biden Moments.
Posted by: ace

Yeah, I'd have remembered that.

You're gaslighting, Ace.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (Y8DZL)

134 Honestly the more scandalous part of the Lewinsky affair was Bill paying her off with a corporate job from a friend to keep her quiet.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

135 Since we're over 100.

https://is.gd/ilHlli

Eric Schwalm
@Schwalm5132
10 Persons of Interest You Need to Know Now
[Read The Whole Thing]

Includes "doctor" Erica (?) Chenoweth and 9 other ugly-ass commies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (jb8Ss)

136 Elmo is her dad?! No wonder she has those buggy eyes!

Oh wait... nevermind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)

137 Orrrr....our minds have subconsciously chosen to go blank on this horror.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, I do not remember this at the time. I remember a gal I was seeing at the time (crazy about her) was gushing over clinton and I thought for the first time 'Danger. She ain't right. Maybe I have a bad taste in women.'

Wish THAT hadn't been true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

138 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.

Is it? Not that I remember.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (Gk9Vg)

139 She may be leaving, but most of them are staying. A permanent degradation of our society.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (wGerL)

140 Since we're over 100.

There is no 100 comment thing on weekdays except for the Art Thread.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

141 Some normal person to Monica: Ugh, this McD's burger tastes like ass

Monica taking a bite: No, its not any better but different you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

142 107 >> you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Worst Pasta, Ever.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Qugny)

Neverending Salad Bar at the Clinton Oval Oriface.

Sidebar: ever make a joke and hate yourself for it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)

143
Ilhan's a flight risk. Lock her up in a federal detention center until all this is sorted out.

Maybe we'd be better off if she flew away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (Cqx++)

144 A marriage is supposed to be a 'appy occasion!

Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo defrauded 'oo...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (FZ29D)

145 Married her brother?!? Well, I never!

I mean, I thought about it, but I never!

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (BeNmB)

146 Perhaps they were some sort of Big Bang of Lying, starting simultaneously.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

More like BJ and Hill were orbiting neutron-stars of degenerate bullshit, and when they married they created gravitational waves of dishonesty that warped the fabric of time and space.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (88C+u)

147 Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

Well at least you didn't find out later she was your sister AND a Democrat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (JrHfD)

148 You know the best part of marrying that special someone instead of some icky stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

149 The left then: You right wingers are a bunch of mouth breaking cousin humpers

The left now: Not that there is anything wrong with that

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

150 Lewinsky did a sympathy tour recently, crying about being objectified in the media.

Ya licked a politician's butthole, honey. I think the objectification was more or less complete. Go audit some courses at Cornell or something.

Lewinsky is the only one for whom I have any sympathy in this whole sordid mess. Yes, she was an adult, but if feminists are to be believed, the important thing is the imbalance in power between the powerful man and a sweet, demure woman. It doesn't get more powerful than the president, but it's different when they do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

151 It's not like they are twins or anything.

Posted by: Nur Omar Anakin Skywalker Mohamed at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Myt96)

152 Well at least you didn't find out later she was your sister AND a Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (JrHfD)

Fen, with the bright side from the top rope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Y/06r)

153 She'll still be overwhelmingly re-elected...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (+gK6I)

154 I mean, "oral sex" contains the word "sex" but Bill Clinton claims that, in his mind, in his subjective idiosyncratic worldview, he didn't know that "sex" included oral sex.

And then all the leftie women who pretended that that made total sense and all their boyfriends and husbands fist-pumping and going "Yessssss!!!"

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (K6CvU)

155 Old and Busted: Step Brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

New Hotness: Actual biological brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

156 Analingus...Starfish....There's two new words to add to my vocabulary quiver

Posted by: HARRY ZIMM at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (LBj9x)

157 Lying when everyone knows you are lying is part of the kink and a show of dominance.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (bX16E)

158 I was a Democrat when Bill Clinton was in office. I never thought of oral sex as not being sex and I thought he was a slimeball.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (JrHfD)

159 I think someone needs to ask where they met and how they fell in love. Tell us a story you remember fondly of how he romanced you. And then ask why they look much alike.
Posted by: Piper
......

What did Ilhans brother say when performing oral sex on her?
"Bli blub you."

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (UjdFS)

160 Deport Ilhan and retract her citizenship for lying and deceiving. But for the $10B her family and friends stole, lock her up till it is all paid back.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)

161 109 I must have blocked it out.....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (+gK6I)

I don’t remember this either, and would have been fine never knowing. But I do remember being subjected to watching those “candid” pictures of Bill and Hillary dancing on the beach, with Hillary in a swimsuit. Good gracious, whoever was in charge of that one hated Hillary, apparently. They couldn’t even give her a skirted swimsuit to wear!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 Woo-hoo! My car is back from Caliber Collision! Good as new! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

163 I did not hear about it at the time. Almost makes it worse, in a way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

Sam Donaldson was scandalized that it was included!

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (xhfG9)

164 Not to my knowledge.....

You know how they all look alike. How's a girl supposed to tell?

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (Iwv3U)

165 You know the best part of marrying that special someone instead of some icky stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding

Usher: Bride or groom?

Guest: Yes

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

166 but if feminists are to be believed

----

No. They're not.

She was a tubby little hooker with poop on her tongue.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

167 Lewinsky is the only one for whom I have any sympathy in this whole sordid mess. Yes, she was an adult, but if feminists are to be believed, the important thing is the imbalance in power between the powerful man and a sweet, demure woman. It doesn't get more powerful than the president, but it's different when they do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, plus we all know we should not be making adult type decisions before 30. There was a huge fan girl community for Clinton at the time. Dude abused the privilege. If he was banging some 30-40 year old socialite, it would have been different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

168 What I learned at AoS today.
(and wished I didn't)

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (UjdFS)

169
The weirdness of that answer -- which actually might not be the answer to "Did you marry your brother?" -- is obscuring some of the more outstanding weirdness of that exchange.

She is literally claiming that some right-wing Somalis cooked up a conspiracy on the somalispot blog and rounded up some other random people to make claims that she had introduced him as her brother. She claims she doesn't know whether the somalispot blog still exists (it does) and she shrugs off these "random people" and conspiracists -- INSTEAD OF HAVING A TEAM OF LAWYERS ON THEM and blaming the whole story on Trump.

Hayes rolls merrily on without noting this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (mmrXZ)

170 I'm hoping Bro-Fo Omar eventually resorts to a religious beliefs defense. "The Koran says it is good to lie to infidels! I only did as my sincere religious beliefs instructed me!" The real humor will come when Chrissy Hayes and all the other media losers tout it as a sincere and solid defense.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (5rh/l)

171 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

It's why they came to love Biden, after all the non-love they showed him.
Posted by: blaster
--------

Their ends justify any means.

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs" -Uncle Joe

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (XeU6L)

172 >>I did not hear about it at the time. Almost makes it worse, in a way.

You haven't lived until you have decanted champaign through the asscrack of a hooker.

Posted by: Steve Croft at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (Qugny)

173 And then all the leftie women who pretended that that made total sense and all their boyfriends and husbands fist-pumping and going "Yessssss!!!"
Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (K6CvU)

Yep. Then you realize that your girl's body count is woefully deflated vs reality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (Y/06r)

174 149 The left then: You right wingers are a bunch of mouth breaking cousin humpers

The left now: Not that there is anything wrong with that
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

Darn right !

Posted by: Troy Jackson at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (+gK6I)

175 I have noticed any time a leftwing male gets some sort of social power he immediately uses it to bang legal or not quite legal girls.

This stuff pops up on a regular basis from twitch or the like

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

176 Deport Ilhan and retract her citizenship for lying and deceiving.

Deport her, because ewwwww.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

177 Sorry it was footnote 210 in the Starr Report.

But Starr was the bad guy for including it.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (xhfG9)

178 Chenoweth looks like an a mix of Chris Hayes, Rachel Maddow, Kara Swisher and that fired Minnesota sports reporter. And not in a good way

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (vJPf4)

179 Old and Busted: Step Brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

New Hotness: Actual biological brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

Back when PronHub posted statistics at that level of detail, the "step brother help" videos were most popular in DC and NoVA and it wasn't even close.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

180 Troll pawl dropped a turd near the end of the last thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (3Lqao)

181 Yep. Then you realize that your girl's body count is woefully deflated vs reality.

Vacations don't count.

Oh and trains only count as one

Posted by: Feminist math at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

182 OK, if someone asked me if I married my sister, my response would be somewhat stronger than hers.

Did I marry my sister? Hell no, but I banged yours though. Got your Mama too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (2UnvF)

183
She'll still be overwhelmingly re-elected...
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Yes. And when she's gone, her replacement will be just as horribly lefty, perhaps a bit less crooked.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (mmrXZ)

184 Plus, she saved that dress so she could cherish the spooge.

She's a ho's ho. Like a ho from a Trick Daddy song.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (BI5O2)

185 "[Ilhan] knows the feds have her DNA and can easily prove she is Amhed's brother."

I don't know squat about DNA collection rules when people enter/immigrate to the United States but it is my understanding that DNA samples are not collected. If this is correct, how could the feds prove she is his brother if they don't have his DNA? Can anybody sort this out for me?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (lQntB)

186 > Seems kind of disrespectful to your real father to call other men "father."

> One exception is to reserve that honorific for a priest.

Hilariously, Jesus instructs His followers not to call any church leader "father."

Matt 23:9 "And do not call anyone on earth ‘father,’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (mkw2N)

187 Chenoweth looks like an a mix of Chris Hayes, Rachel Maddow, Kara Swisher and that fired Minnesota sports reporter. And not in a good way

I noticed the women involved in the plot mostly have a look. And yes that look is Chris Hayes

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

188 43 No. Everyone gets this analysis wrong. Watch the clip again, with Bill Clinton's lying thoughts in mind: https://tinyurl.com/4zxbcyw6

(Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

Remember 'Deny. Deny. Deny.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Y/06r)

Cairo ain't a river in Texas...or something like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (l3cgK)

189 "freshfrom the vagina"

1970's Massengil commercial

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (OkYzo)

190 I just saw flags (US and state) being flown at half-staff outside our local middle school in Fairfax County, but I can't find anything about on the internet. Anyone know anything?

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

191 You haven't lived until you have decanted champaign through the asscrack of a hooker.
Posted by: Steve Croft

Damn it. I had to stop typing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (6vuXd)

192 God dang it, I was eating lunch. I didn't need to hear about Monica Lewinsky doing stuff to Bill Clinton's bunghole. I was in high school then and I don't remember hearing about that. Clinton was a freak. I wonder how many women he abused before he became president.

Posted by: mishdog at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (qpQEt)

193 After the Clinton scandal, Lewinsky dated ("dated'?) Jake Tapper.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (xhfG9)

194 I have noticed any time a leftwing male gets some sort of social power he immediately uses it to bang legal or not quite legal girls.

Hence my long-standing contention that leftwing feminists think all men are creepy because all leftwing men are creepy.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

195 I got a lot of information from the news group Alt.current.events.clinton.whitewater in the 90's and I never heard the taint story but maybe it just wasn't released to the general public.

The Clintons were the slimiest swamp creatures to ever occupied the White House.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (Q/FnY)

196 I don't know squat about DNA collection rules when people enter/immigrate to the United States but it is my understanding that DNA samples are not collected. If this is correct, how could the feds prove she is his brother if they don't have his DNA? Can anybody sort this out for me?

I saw a report the feds got their DNA from their garbage.

Hate to have that job...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

197 Analingus!? I thought that was an Irish airline

Posted by: weew at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (9TspW)

198 stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding
Posted by: Ilhan Omar

Much simpler. No "friend of the bride", "friend of the groom" nonsense. Don't even need ushers.

Posted by: David's Bridal Shoppe at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (EdP2u)

199 Elon Musk has invested about $1 billion in Skydance, Semafor reported, providing a welcome financial injection for the newly formed media and entertainment company headed by David Ellison

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (/OKHJ)

200 Could she next say she was never really married to him because the marriage wasn’t consummated? If we are throwing weak arguments against walls anyway. Because it’s far more gross to go with the I didn’t know line- that means she is indicating the marriage was legit and all that goes with it. I do not for a second believe she slept with her brother, it was solely for the purpose of immigration fraud, but this does create a bit of a problem.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

201 He ain't hubby
He's my brother...
Posted by: The Ho LLies at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (KRh8R)

202 Deport-Me Elmi

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (ENA4W)

203
if Ilhan's brother was actually the son of the Omar man, and Ilhan is the daughter of Said Elmi it would not be incest, only immigration fraud.

Posted by: PaleRider

===============

Ilhan's brother is an Elmi. There are tons of deleted social media posts and address and school records supporting this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (mmrXZ)

204 You know the best part of marrying that special someone instead of some icky stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

Simplifies holiday goat logistics, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (Gk9Vg)

205 I find it disturbing to think I may be related to Kara Swisher.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (amcLV)

206 197 Analingus!? I thought that was an Irish airline

Posted by: weew at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (9TspW)

Not the tongue-in-cheek I was looking for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (l3cgK)

207 ALong the lines of Clinton arguing that he did not have sex with Lewinsky because oral sex isn't sex, when the rape claims came out against him his lawyer's statement was, "Any claims the president 25 years ago raped Juanita Broaddrick are false"

Well the president 25 years ago at the time the lawyer made the statement was Jimmy Carter, and while JC was an asshole he wasn't a rapey asshole

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

208 Deport-Me Elmi

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (ENA4W)

Nice!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (Gk9Vg)

209 Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?

Posted by: Wally at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (BeNmB)

210 "If I married my brother, I didn't know it was my brother when I married him"

I'm not sure that will be where she's going. I think she's gonna ultimately say that she had no idea about the marriage at all, that it was done behind her back. Somebody else committed immigration fraud, you know.

That's of course total bullshit as I'm sure the marriage is well documented, but I think this is where she is going.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

211 @193 should tell Tapper that the bad taste he gets in his mouth is from Bill Clinton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (vJPf4)

212 Levels of homicide:

— First-degree murder
— Second-degree murder
— Voluntary manslaughter
— Involuntary manslaughter

Levels of incest:

— First-degree brother-fucking
— Second-degree brother-fucking
— Voluntary sibling copulation
— Involuntary sibling copulation

Ilhan Omar is merely guilty of the least-culpable level, "Involuntary sibling copulation," and as such should get a light sentence -- deportation back to Somalia, but to a friendly war-lord zone.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (HD2n/)

213 Could she next say she was never really married to him because the marriage wasn’t consummated?

Presumably she's worried the feds have THOSE videos...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

214 The Beltway Bimbo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (6vuXd)

215 Let those among us who have not accidentally married their bother cast the first stone.
Posted by: James Talarico

*Picks up rock*
*Checks it for heft*
*winds up*

*rereads the comment* "Bother"? Well I haven't done that either.

*Flings*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (vJrRc)

216 208 Deport-Me Elmi

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (ENA4W)

Nice!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (Gk9Vg)

LOL, yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (l3cgK)

217 Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?

Wasn't even Chunk Yogurt's big reveal, it was Harry "are you sure he isn't trans" Sisson.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

218 Maine guy married cousin and he's blowing out Collins. Voters don't care who you married. Polls show Dems winning 10-11 Senate seats and getting 60 seat majority in House. Trump soon impeached. Then Hillary will be President. Deal with it.

Posted by: Paul Retard at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (Ovx+P)

219 >>>... he claimed that because there were many people in the huge building called the White House, he didn't subjectively believe he was alone with Monica Lewinsky when she was blowing him in the Oval Office. "Maybe I was alone with her," he later conceded, "but I never thought we were."

I had forgotten that part!

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (odBC9)

220 All of this "lingus" talk makes me think of Christopher Walken's Colonel Angus character from SNL.

https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (/OKHJ)

221 Any day now Omar will claim she, her family and her people are too stupid to understand the law. Some idiot judge might just believe diminished capacity
---
"Your technology scares me! Are there spirits who write out the pages in a laser printer?! I don't know! I'm just a~~n Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer~~ Somalian Refugee!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (Fi81e)

222 >>Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?

Ladybugs

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (Qugny)

223 After the Clinton scandal, Lewinsky dated ("dated'?) Jake Tapper.

Not much of an upgrade, is it?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (K6CvU)

224 Words mean whatever I wish them to mean at the moment. . .

he, she, niece, sex, marriage, alone, is,

Posted by: Through the Looking Glass at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (anL5R)

225 It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

I think at the time you had a lot of things coming to a confluence. On the one hand, you had the high trust people not wanting to believe that the president grazing on 18 year old interns. You also had the dems who did not want to get rid of their most charismatic guys. You also had a lot of GOPe who were probably getting knob shines from THEIR secretaries and lobbyists and they did not want the idea that Washington is just a great place for fat ugly talentless slobs who are married to get laid with pretty young gals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)
_______

This was in Paula Jones' lawsuit, so her lawyers would have been hostile and out for blood. I think they just fucked up.

But on the bigger picture, I agree that nobody wanted to know anything about any of Bill's obvious crimes and sex abuses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

226 Masonic casuistry

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (dq/Ll)

227 209 Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?
Posted by: Wally at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (BeNmB)

Next you're gonna tell me Liberace was gay

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (+gK6I)

228 I don't know squat about DNA collection rules when people enter/immigrate to the United States but it is my understanding that DNA samples are not collected. If this is correct, how could the feds prove she is his brother if they don't have his DNA? Can anybody sort this out for me?

I saw a report the feds got their DNA from their garbage.

Hate to have that job...
Posted by: 18-1

The feds collected Ihan's DNA. Her brother on the other hand, took off for the UK years ago and the last I read, some months ago, he was in South Africa prancing around. On the surface it seems unlikely the feds would have his DNA.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (lQntB)

229 Just out of curiosity, why are the Minnesota Election officials not being brought into these illegalities?

(((State Election Officials: When an individual decides to run for the U.S. House of Representatives or the U.S. Senate, they must file official nomination paperwork with their state’s election office (such as the Secretary of State or the state Board of Elections). This paperwork typically includes a sworn affidavit or statement of candidacy where the individual certifies under penalty of perjury that they meet the constitutional requirements for the office.)))

________________________

Also, has the FBI and DOJ secured sworn affidavit?

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (dIske)

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