FBI Busts Two Teenagers Who Were Plotting a School Shooting<br>The Would-Be Mass Killers Were... Girls?

FBI Busts Two Teenagers Who Were Plotting a School Shooting
The Would-Be Mass Killers Were... Girls?

Were they actually girls or what the insane establishment now calls "girls"?

Two teenage girls conspired to carry out a school shooting in Riverside County, Corona police revealed late Tuesday.
The FBI discovered social media threats from a 15-year-old Corona High School student on Oct. 6 and notified local police, who arrested her.
The plot comes days after a teen committed a horrific school shooting at an Oregon elementary school.
Police executed search warrants, combed electronic devices, and searched several residences in the area as part of the investigation. Officials discovered another 15-year-old girl from Norco High School was involved and arrested her on Oct. 20, police told The Post.
Officials uncovered that the pair had allegedly been plotting how to attack Corona High School.
They spent months researching past school shootings to inform their plan. Both had discussed how to obtain weapons to carry out the attack, but officials said they were unsuccessful in obtaining any. No weapons were found.
Both girls have been charged with felony conspiracy to commit murder and are in custody. If the teens were charged as adults, it would carry a heavy sentence of 25 years to life. As juveniles, they likely face a lesser sentence if convicted of the charge.
FBI Director Kash Patel said in a statement that "a potential act of targeted violence against a Southern California high school was disrupted before anyone was harmed."
He said the FBI identified online communications discussing a "planned school attack" and the Los Angeles FBI field office moved "immediately," identified those involved, and worked with local police to take the teens into custody,
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The identities of the two 15-year-old girls are unknown. Corona police said they would not release additional details at this time because the offenders are juveniles.

Is that the only reason?

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Corona High School enrolls more than 2,000 students in grades 9 through 12. Corona is a Riverside County city about 47 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.
The arrest announcement comes after Corona High School held its Homecoming last week.

In early October, online communications about a death threat to a school in Riverside County, CA, came to the attention of law enforcement and led to arrests today. Read more here from the Corona Police Department and the response by FBI Director, Kash Patel. https://t.co/LqTFdv9tvd
— FBI Los Angeles (@FBILosAngeles) October 21, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 'Girls'?

With girl penii?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)

2 Here we go.

Posted by: Bosk at October 21, 2026 12:12 PM (VMFAF)

3 Bitchez be crazy.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026 12:12 PM (HD2n/)

4 Watch out for them "girls"

Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2026 12:12 PM (KDeM8)

5 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at October 21, 2026 12:13 PM (53oGX)

6 The identities of the two 15-year-old girls are unknown. Corona police said they would not release additional details at this time because the offenders are juveniles.

And because they could write their name in the snow.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

7 I guess we will never know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:13 PM (Y/06r)

8 Either of them make All-State in multiple sports?

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2026 12:14 PM (Qugny)

9 Afternoon Ace.
So the girls saw the movie "Heathers". They had a myrian of problems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2026 12:14 PM (vJPf4)

10 15 year old girls can be more dangerous than a grizzly bear. They've plotted more parent killings than your average bear.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:14 PM (Ti9vn)

11 Myriad not myrian

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (vJPf4)

12 not girls, DIADs.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)

13 Could be actual girls. The Tennessee one was a girl transing to a dude, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (Y/06r)

14 Both girls have been charged with felony conspiracy to commit murder and are in custody. If the teens were charged as adults, it would carry a heavy sentence of 25 years to life. As juveniles, they likely face a lesser sentence if convicted of the charge.

They'll have to listen to AOC chanting "Yassssss, slay queen"!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

15 They spent months researching past school shootings to inform their plan. Both had discussed how to obtain weapons to carry out the attack, but officials said they were unsuccessful in obtaining any.
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Ok, perhaps they *are* girl-girls...

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (TN0g+)

16 Post disappeared. You are banned.

Posted by: Bad News at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (EdP2u)

17 15 They spent months researching past school shootings to inform their plan. Both had discussed how to obtain weapons to carry out the attack, but officials said they were unsuccessful in obtaining any.
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Ok, perhaps they *are* girl-girls...
Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (TN0g+)

Also, california.

Also, planning a school shooting is not a sign of mental heft. Retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:16 PM (Y/06r)

18 A real shame institutional trust has been destroyed by the institutions.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 21, 2026 12:16 PM (cS1cw)

19 "The 'chicks' are packed! The 'chicks' are packed!" -(modified) Warriors movie quote

Posted by: Rex B at October 21, 2026 12:16 PM (Myt96)

20 16 Post disappeared. You are banned.
Posted by: Bad News at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (EdP2u)

Or using a banned IP. It do be happening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:16 PM (Y/06r)

21 Riverside/Corona is typically a not a high-end communities (middle class would be a good way to describe most of it, there are tony-areas in Corona). Norco would be cheaper (there used to be horse properties/ranches for cows out their).

Lots of hispanics in Norco, lots in Corona depending on the area.

I'll guess hispanic girls aiming at whites b/c of ICE will be the excuse the Democrats run with.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at October 21, 2026 12:17 PM (2waQ7)

22 With girl penii?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Little-known Latin trivia foe The Horde:

The Latin plural of "penis" is not "penii," but "penes."

And the word meant "tail," not "ding-dong."

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026 12:17 PM (HD2n/)

23 Coronoa Police statement says teenaged girl and another individual.

Kash Patel's announcement says 2 individuals.

Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2026 12:17 PM (xhfG9)

24 Every now and then the left will argue that we need gun control even if it does in fact violate people's rights because "people's lives are more important then your rights"

Now, this is wrong on a bunch of levels but let's start with the obvious one, mass shootings have no correlation with firearm legality. What they do 100% correlate with is globohomo.

If we go back in time there are legal and legitimately easy to get guns but no school shootings...why? No globohomo.

So forget gun control we need tranny control. And if you think that violates your rights, well, I your own logic says too bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

25 At php.net: "Security advisory: Critical remote code execution vulnerabilities, update now"

Nuff said.

Posted by: gp at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

26 22 With girl penii?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Little-known Latin trivia foe The Horde:

The Latin plural of "penis" is not "penii," but "penes."

And the word meant "tail," not "ding-dong."
Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026 12:17 PM (HD2n/)

I like my way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (Y/06r)

27 13 Could be actual girls. The Tennessee one was a girl transing to a dude, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:15 PM (Y/06r)

Which makes her a girl with an asterik...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)

28 Are there booking pictures of these fine young upstanding debutantes?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (N2QoX)

29 Maybe they were just protesting lack of school funding?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (Cqx++)

30 "Women are so oppressed in America and denied a voice, that these girls are completely justified in their feelings of violence. Free the Corona-Two! Kill the students instead!"
-TikTok, soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (qGAQr)

31 >>Riverside/Corona is typically a not a high-end communities

It's a shithole, in fact.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (Qugny)

32 Corona High School football rules!

Posted by: Ox at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (fmbc9)

33 Little-known Latin trivia foe The Horde:

The Latin plural of "penis" is not "penii," but "penes."

The word "penes" is similar to "Pez", but I don't think they come with a dispenser that flips their heads.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

34 Which makes her a girl with an asterik...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (tOcjL)

This is your brain.

This is your brain on testosterone.

I wonder if she could parallel park better?*

*I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)

35 Could be actual girls. The Tennessee one was a girl transing to a dude, right?

Bill Lee, the coward of Tennessee, missed a golden opportunity to roll up every "mental health worker" that spun her up to violence

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)

36 Maybe they were just protesting lack of school funding?
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And class sizes?

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (TN0g+)

37 Maybe they were just protesting lack of school funding?

Man, how did I miss that joke?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

38 Maybe they were just protesting lack of school funding?
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And class sizes?

And how there are too many Jews in France?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

39 Little-known Latin trivia foe The Horde:

The Latin plural of "penis" is not "penii," but "penes."

And the word meant "tail," not "ding-dong."
Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026 12:17 PM (HD2n/)

Don't like that. You can kiss our collective anii!

Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2026 12:20 PM (h4J+2)

40 The Latin plural of "penis" is not "penii," but "penes."
++++

So it rhymes with Benes?

Posted by: Elaine from Seinfeld at October 21, 2026 12:20 PM (N2QoX)

41 37 Maybe they were just protesting lack of school funding?

Man, how did I miss that joke?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:20 PM (Y/06r)

42 Don't like that. You can kiss our collective anii![/i

I have no interest in kissing Uranii.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

44
"charged with felony conspiracy to commit murder" AS JUVENILES?

Kids these days.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 12:21 PM (mmrXZ)

45 The juvenile justice system is outdated. It should be abolished, at least with respect to serious violent crimes, if not altogether. Want to house them separately from those 18 and above etc., fine. But teens who plan a mass shooting should not be treated like shoplifters. No anonymity. No lightweight sentences.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 21, 2026 12:21 PM (5FlBj)

46 ace your first question there is of course the one most of had, instantly.

Isn't it grand to have to analyze what is meant by "girl" in 2026? Lol.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2026 12:21 PM (U/Byj)

47 >>Maybe they were just protesting lack of school funding?
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>And class sizes?

I mean ... they would be addressing Class Sizing quite directly.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2026 12:21 PM (Qugny)

48 The word "penes" is similar to "Pez", but I don't think they come with a dispenser that flips their heads.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

I can help with that!

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at October 21, 2026 12:21 PM (h4J+2)

49 Tranny can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Trannyy can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?

Posted by: Roger, Pete, Moonie, and Ox at October 21, 2026 12:21 PM (qlLNh)

50 "The juvenile justice system is outdated. It should be abolished,"

Hear, hear!

Posted by: gp at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

51 Neighbors say the girls were in the process of turning their lives around and had begun attending a bible study.

Posted by: Local media at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (N2QoX)

52 >>The juvenile justice system is outdated.

Make Forced Child Labor Great Again.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (Qugny)

53 There was a serial killer case out in Corona back in the early 70s (?). Can't recall the perp. Hispanic name.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)

54 53 There was a serial killer case out in Corona back in the early 70s (?). Can't recall the perp. Hispanic name.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)

=======

*shifts nervously*
-Ted Cruz's father

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 12:23 PM (qGAQr)

55 These "girls" get FBI readers while all we get is Bob from NSA?

Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2026 12:23 PM (FhXTo)

56 The juvenile justice system is outdated.

Make Forced Child Labor Great Again.

I have a suggestion.

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at October 21, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

57 > 53 There was a serial killer case out in Corona back in the early 70s (?). Can't recall the perp. Hispanic name.

Corona? See what putting lime in shitty Mexican beer leads to?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 12:23 PM (qlLNh)

58 Little-known Latin trivia foe The Horde:

The Latin plural of "penis" is not "penii," but "penes."

And the word meant "tail," not "ding-dong."
Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026

***
"Phallus"

("Schlong" had to wait a few centuries to be created)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 21, 2026 12:24 PM (wzUl9)

59 52 >>The juvenile justice system is outdated.

Are there no prisons?
Are there no workhouses?

Posted by: Uncle Ebenezer at October 21, 2026 12:24 PM (N2QoX)

60 So the girls saw the movie "Heathers". They had a myrian of problems
Posted by: Smell the Glove

"Dog Day Afternoon" is more likely.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:24 PM (88C+u)

61 I remember when ditching school was the height of a teenager's criminal career.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 21, 2026 12:24 PM (svLOV)

62 Women are more likely to poison than use a gun or so Midsomer Murders has led me to believe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2026 12:24 PM (XV/Pl)

63 This the one?

Juan Vallejo Corona (February 7, 1934 – March 4, 2019) was a Mexican serial killer was convicted of the murders of 25 transient laborers found buried in peach orchards along the Feather River in Sutter County, California, in 1971.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Y/06r)

64 >>Were they actually girls or what the insane establishment now calls "girls"?

Was it an actual threat, or more of the old FBI conspiracy games where they incentivize catching mass shooters so the agents create mass shooters?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:24 PM (fav1R)

65 And the word meant "tail," not "ding-dong."
Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026

Schwanz is pretty much the same concept in German.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:25 PM (88C+u)

66 I remember when ditching school was the height of a teenager's criminal career.

Many a young person knew what it was to get a mark on their permanent record that day, I can tell you.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

67 1. Ok, I'll be the one to ask: was this a real plot or more FBI self-fellating grandstanding? I'm always suspicious when arrests are made based on threats made in writing, but they don't show the actual texts to let people judge for themselves.

2. The "girls" were both 15. That's a little young to be trannies, but it's of course possible.

3. Enough of this bullshit where minors are arrested for very major crimes, but their identities aren't disclosed -- or only vague disclosed -- because they are minors.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

68 51 Neighbors say the girls were in the process of turning their lives around and had begun attending a bible study.
Posted by: Local media at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (N2QoX)

With the "Gospel of Thomas"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:26 PM (88C+u)

69 If one of these pukes is a tranny, odds are good they both are. And is there any good information about the shooting in Bend, OR?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 12:26 PM (wSl27)

70 There was a serial killer case out in Corona back in the early 70s (?). Can't recall the perp. Hispanic name.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (U/Byj)
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There was Juan Corona, but I don't remember if he actually operated in Corona.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2026 12:26 PM (amcLV)

71 Girls, or "girls?"

Posted by: Delurker at October 21, 2026 12:26 PM (2Drhq)

72 Used to do a lot of mass shooting (of steel targets) near Corona. Range in Chino, next to the museum/airport (Planes of Fame).

Range still there (mostly an elaborate shotgun range, on county land).

Was a bit of a drive. But you just squadded up as you wished, was all steel (by far the best kind of match), and the round count was 200+. So, worth the drive.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2026 12:26 PM (U/Byj)

73 Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola.

Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2026 12:27 PM (Oy/m2)

74 Without weapons, or I guess an actual crime, this is going to be very hard to prosecute.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:27 PM (fav1R)

75 Juan Vallejo Corona (February 7, 1934 – March 4, 2019) was a Mexican serial killer was convicted of the murders of 25 transient laborers found buried in peach orchards along the Feather River in Sutter County, California, in 1971.

And died of natural causes.
*spit*

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

76 Thanks Aetius and Capt. Obvious. Sit corrected. Perp's name was Corona, setting was much further north.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2026 12:28 PM (U/Byj)

77 Women are more likely to poison than use a gun or so Midsomer Murders has led me to believe.

Top serial killer in America was a female nurse that poisoned people.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

78 Only way to know they’re real girls is induction physical.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2026 12:28 PM (w5SWv)

79 51 Neighbors say the girls were in the process of turning their lives around and had begun attending a bible study.
Posted by: Local media at October 21, 2026 12:22 PM (N2QoX)

Aspiring rapers.

Err... rappers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 12:28 PM (qlLNh)

80 67 1. Ok, I'll be the one to ask: was this a real plot or more FBI self-fellating grandstanding? I'm always suspicious when arrests are made based on threats made in writing, but they don't show the actual texts to let people judge for themselves.

2. The "girls" were both 15. That's a little young to be trannies, but it's of course possible.

3. Enough of this bullshit where minors are arrested for very major crimes, but their identities aren't disclosed -- or only vague disclosed -- because they are minors.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

On the girls, I'm betting illegals...or weird sexual relationship (girl dating trans guy, girl dating trans girl, gay girl dating trans guy, gay guy dating trans girl), or something equally insane...where parents were making them break up and they couldn't live without each other...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 21, 2026 12:28 PM (tOcjL)

81
Without weapons, or I guess an actual crime, this is going to be very hard to prosecute.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

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The charge is conspiracy, so I don't think you need that kind of evidence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (mmrXZ)

82 The ability to get information out is certainly a double edged sword. Part of me wishes these stories didn’t get much play, as the disturbed seem to take it and want to be the next famous case.

Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 "Please define what a woman is so I know who to listen to."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (jb8Ss)

84 If one of these pukes is a tranny, odds are good they both are. And is there any good information about the shooting in Bend, OR?

I've seen a number of pictures of the perp in female clothing. They could be "taken out of context" but I assume tranny.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

85 ...or weird sexual relationship (girl dating trans guy, girl dating trans girl, gay girl dating trans guy, gay guy dating trans girl), or something equally insane...

Dating used to be a lot simpler.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

86 ...or weird sexual relationship (girl dating trans guy, girl dating trans girl, gay girl dating trans guy, gay guy dating trans girl), or something equally insane...where parents were making them break up and they couldn't live without each other...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 21, 2026 12:28 PM (tOcjL)

Peter Jackson's "Beautiful Creatures" remains underrated.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (88C+u)

87 fine young upstanding debutantes?"

Can all the debutants in Houston hold a candle to them?

Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (pfXMo)

88 Trannies or illegal aliens?

Why not both?

Posted by: "Why not both?" Girl at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (qlLNh)

89 74 Without weapons, or I guess an actual crime, this is going to be very hard to prosecute.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:27 PM (fav1R)

Not really, assuming the authorities have the evidence they claim. All they have to do is have a semi-coherent plan, and have taken an overt act to fulfill it, more or less. Plenty of spouses go to jail for ineffectually conspiring to murder the other one.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (5FlBj)

90 Per TGP:

Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

91 CA has the highest number of serial killers by number .

Alaska has the highest number per capita. I'm thinking they were CA transfers.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (Ti9vn)

92 "16 Post disappeared. You are banned."
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The Aerospace Spec writer in me likes this practice of deleting the offending text but leaving the numbering sequence intact. It does, unfortunately, leave the offending nic and hash - perhaps that is a good thing.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (QGaXH)

93 as the disturbed seem to take it and want to be the next famous case.
Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

Does seem to be a problem. Especially post-Clancy. "I can win a million dollars and all I have to do is strangle my son who's crying too much?"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:31 PM (88C+u)

94 The charge is conspiracy, so I don't think you need that kind of evidence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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IANAL,....

But there has to be some underlying crime there. It appears all they did was talk and plan. No weapons, no injuries.

They didn't even make threats if all the talk was private.

There is either more to this story, or it is total bs

(and yet, I am confident a decent prosecutor could get a conviction. I wonder if they had ever been to Poughkeepsie.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:33 PM (fav1R)

95 Per TGP:

Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.

Queue the old joke:

Wife: You can tie me up and do anything tonight!

Husband: Anything?

Wife: ANYTHING!

/Next scene starts with wife tied up and unhappy, pans to husband watching sports or playing videogames

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)

96 Ok, I'll be the one to ask: was this a real plot or more FBI self-fellating grandstanding? I'm always suspicious when arrests are made based on threats made in writing, but they don't show the actual texts to let people judge for themselves.

2. The "girls" were both 15. That's a little young to be trannies, but it's of course possible.

3. Enough of this bullshit where minors are arrested for very major crimes, but their identities aren't disclosed -- or only vague disclosed -- because they are minors.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

On the girls, I'm betting illegals...or weird sexual relationship (girl dating trans guy, girl dating trans girl, gay girl dating trans guy, gay guy dating trans girl), or something equally insane...where parents were making them break up and they couldn't live without each other...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 21, 2026 12:28 PM (tOcjL)
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Possibly, probably half the students are illegals. Could be insane lesbians too. The "girls" come from different schools, which adds another wrinkle to the story.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

97 > Alaska has the highest number per capita. I'm thinking they were CA transfers.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (Ti9vn)

It's not just serial killers. We get a shocking number of people who wind up here because it's the end of the road and there's nowhere further away (well, without a passport, which many of these guys can't get).

For some, their Lower 48 families are paying them to stay away.

In the Old Days they used to be called "Remittance Men".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 12:33 PM (qlLNh)

98 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)
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Kinky!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 21, 2026 12:33 PM (amcLV)

99 Does seem to be a problem. Especially post-Clancy. "I can win a million dollars and all I have to do is strangle my son who's crying too much?"
Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:31 PM (88C+u)

I wonder how many women wanted to BE her. All the attention. People defending her to the teeth online. Not the crime aspect of it but the online... presence. To be someone a complete stranger would defend so viciously that their boyfriend dumped them.

Social media is so horrific.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

100 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

Chargers fans just need to book a ticket in SoFi Stadium. Guaranteed plenty of privacy in there.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:33 PM (88C+u)

101
The plural of clitoris is clitorides, which rhymes with Pleiades.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:34 PM (w6EFb)

102 90 Per TGP:

Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

That's horrible. Why am I laughing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (Y/06r)

103 The Aerospace Spec writer in me likes this practice of deleting the offending text but leaving the numbering sequence intact. It does, unfortunately, leave the offending nic and hash - perhaps that is a good thing.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (QGaXH)

That hash seems familiar, though. Pretty sure I have seen it on plenty of non-offensive posts. Or am I imagining something?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (wSl27)

104 "charged with felony conspiracy to commit murder" AS JUVENILES?

Kids these days.

In California? That should be a misdemeanor.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (Kds4l)

105 Speaking of murderers, a close friend of the Titan submersible creator /captain says it was an intended suicide mission to become part of the Titanic mythology and that all of the employees knew that was the case . That the guy specifically targeted billionaires to be passengers so it would get the maximum coverage and importance.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (Ti9vn)

106 Plenty of spouses go to jail for ineffectually conspiring to murder the other one.
Posted by: it puts the lotion

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Yes, hiring someone to kill your spouse is a crime because they are taking actual steps and involving a third party.

Unless one of the kids was an FBI informant, but even then it would be very weak.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (fav1R)

107 2. The "girls" were both 15. That's a little young to be trannies, but it's of course possible.

No it's not.

Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (xhfG9)

108 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

That's horrible. Why am I laughing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The same reason I am.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (r2Icn)

109 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

So, what's the problem?

Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (Oy/m2)

110 The plural of clitoris is clitorides, which rhymes with Pleiades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:34 PM (w6EFb)

What's the plural of Dolores?

Posted by: far cry at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (fmbc9)

111 Today they are girls, tomorrow they will be boys, the day after they will be gender-fluid.
Whatever the Party needs them to be.

Posted by: PG at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (HkhXG)

112 Does seem to be a problem. Especially post-Clancy. "I can win a million dollars and all I have to do is strangle my son who's crying too much?"
Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:31 PM (88C

Interestingly enough, the stats don’t back this up. But what we have in this digital world is the craziest front and center for us to see, making us believe that is the majority, when the fact remains that they are a very scary minority.

Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 And the word meant "tail," not "ding-dong."
Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026 12:17 PM (HD2n/)

Sure Jan. I bet you are going to tell me that a "Penannular brooch" doesn't mean what I think it means, either

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)

114 Have any of the shootings at schools in the past twenty years been at private schools or by someone who attended a conservative private or Christian school ( and didn't claim to be a transgender) ? . If I were Elon Musk I would consider doing a lottery so that deserving, conservatives could get their kids out of public education or I would establish conservative schools. When I win the lottery tonight I will do that 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2026 12:37 PM (JrHfD)

115 We shouldn't rush to judgment.

We need pics first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 12:37 PM (RIvkX)

116 The plural of octopus is octopodes, which rhymes with...grodies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2026 12:38 PM (amcLV)

117 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

So, what's the problem?
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (Oy/m2)
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No problem, if she made the sammiches first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 12:38 PM (RIvkX)

118 >>> 103 The Aerospace Spec writer in me likes this practice of deleting the offending text but leaving the numbering sequence intact. It does, unfortunately, leave the offending nic and hash - perhaps that is a good thing.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (QGaXH)

That hash seems familiar, though. Pretty sure I have seen it on plenty of non-offensive posts. Or am I imagining something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (wSl27)

Had to look back. That hash has been a very busy sock-er, and I have a similar impression, but sometimes people get um, agitated?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 12:38 PM (jb8Ss)

119 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2026 12:37 PM (JrHfD)

The aforementioned girl to guy trannie shooting.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:38 PM (Ti9vn)

120 75 Juan Vallejo Corona (February 7, 1934 – March 4, 2019) was a Mexican serial killer was convicted of the murders of 25 transient laborers found buried in peach orchards along the Feather River in Sutter County, California, in 1971.

And died of natural causes.
*spit*
Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t

As did 1980s 'Nightstalker' Richard Ramirez (sp?)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 12:39 PM (QGaXH)

121 What's the plural of Dolores?
Posted by: far cry at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (fmbc9)
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Mulva.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2026 12:39 PM (amcLV)

122 Say ... that Oregon school shooting dropped down the memory hole pretty damn quick, no?

From what I can tell, the murderer wasn't a tranny -- as many of us suspected -- but rather a mentally-ill special-needs student born to gutter white trash with the most polluted gene pool since Sloth.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

123 Juan Vallejo Corona (February 7, 1934 – March 4, 2019) was a Mexican serial killer was convicted of the murders of 25 transient laborers found buried in peach orchards along the Feather River in Sutter County, California, in 1971.

And died of natural causes.
*spit*
Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t

As did 1980s 'Nightstalker' Richard Ramirez (sp?)

As did Richard Speck.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

124 Who bish dis is?

Posted by: Don Black at October 21, 2026 12:40 PM (ZxPkt)

125 Interestingly enough, the stats don’t back this up. But what we have in this digital world is the craziest front and center for us to see, making us believe that is the majority, when the fact remains that they are a very scary minority.
Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

From a man who was dealing with his wife's problems with detoxing from hard-core benzos, Clancy's med list was more like RX for detoxing from benzos, not dealing with heavy depression.
Benzos and SSRIs can be seriously bad Juju. They have the reputation of blunting things like empathy, and liking things, SSRIs are hard to get off of without a problem and some Benzos will ride you until you die of old age.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)

126 Homo serial killers have been punching above their weight.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:40 PM (Ti9vn)

127 Not my wife, and not me, by the way. I was unclear.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)

128 Yes, hiring someone to kill your spouse is a crime because they are taking actual steps and involving a third party.

Unless one of the kids was an FBI informant, but even then it would be very weak.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (fav1R)

Trying to obtain guns, illegally no doubt given that they are minors, for the express purpose of shooting others . . .

That seems like an overt act to me.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 21, 2026 12:41 PM (5FlBj)

129
The Latin term for clitoris was "landica", and was considered quite obscene, and appeared only a few times in literature. However, it did appear in some graffiti and stuff like that.

One funny was, just as we today have this tradition of putting funny slogans on bombs and warheads, so did the Romans with some of their projectiles of the day. They found with one of those with a phrase that translated as "I seek Flavia's landicum" or however the grammar/case stuff went (which is complicated and I don't know nuttin' 'bout).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:41 PM (w6EFb)

130 Man, how did I miss that joke?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

Nevermind missing the joke it should have been your first thought.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 12:42 PM (pV18s)

131 Have any of the shootings at schools in the past twenty years been at private schools or by someone who attended a conservative private or Christian school ( and didn't claim to be a transgender) ? . If I were Elon Musk I would consider doing a lottery so that deserving, conservatives could get their kids out of public education or I would establish conservative schools. When I win the lottery tonight I will do that 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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The one in Tennessee by the trans "girl/boy??" A few years ago was a private Christian school.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 21, 2026 12:42 PM (BTE+6)

132 Kindltot, thanks for the update, my condolences to the couple who are living with that mess. Hope they take comfort in your friendship.
Drugs are bad. Mmkay.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:43 PM (88C+u)

133 90 Per TGP:

Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

134 If a woman wanted to be a serial killer, she could get away with it for a loooong time. The cops would all be dead set on finding the male perp. Even with video evidence, most would still say "we are looking for a male suspect, short with a slight build, pronounced pectoral fat, and long hair."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

135 That hash seems familiar, though. Pretty sure I have seen it on plenty of non-offensive posts. Or am I imagining something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (wSl27)
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That is a very frequent commenter who appears on the leaderboard often.

I remember because he's from Brooklyn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 12:43 PM (RIvkX)

136 Benzos were on our TX State WC commission unapproved list . They can be very dangerous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:44 PM (Ti9vn)

137 >>> 134 If a woman wanted to be a serial killer, she could get away with it for a loooong time. The cops would all be dead set on finding the male perp. Even with video evidence, most would still say "we are looking for a male suspect, short with a slight build, pronounced pectoral fat, and long hair."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

Chief Moose? Is that you???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 12:44 PM (jb8Ss)

138 One funny was, just as we today have this tradition of putting funny slogans on bombs and warheads, so did the Romans with some of their projectiles of the day. They found with one of those with a phrase that translated as "I seek Flavia's landicum" or however the grammar/case stuff went (which is complicated and I don't know nuttin' 'bout).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:41 PM (w6EFb)
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They've found Greek lead sling shot inscibed "dekha" (take that!).

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2026 12:44 PM (amcLV)

139 Speaking of murderers, a close friend of the Titan submersible creator /captain says it was an intended suicide mission to become part of the Titanic mythology and that all of the employees knew that was the case . That the guy specifically targeted billionaires to be passengers so it would get the maximum coverage and importance.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (Ti9vn)
_______

Possible, but I watched the NF documentary on this. The guy was the most arrogant, self-important, megalomaniac douchenozzle on the planet. He thought he knew everything and was incapable of being wrong. He thought his sub was gonna revolutionize undersea exploration. He seemed far too high on himself to commit suicide.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

140 SSRIs are hard to get off of without a problem and some Benzos will ride you until you die of old age.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 12:40

I honestly wonder if the negatives of these drugs outweigh the positives. I wonder how many of the school shooter types were on some sort of psychotropic.

Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2026 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

141 137 >>> 134 If a woman wanted to be a serial killer, she could get away with it for a loooong time. The cops would all be dead set on finding the male perp. Even with video evidence, most would still say "we are looking for a male suspect, short with a slight build, pronounced pectoral fat, and long hair."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

Chief Moose? Is that you???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 12:44 PM (jb8Ss)

Ah, the DC 'Sniper' case.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

142 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

What is this mental patient doing watching football?

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 12:45 PM (pV18s)

143 139 Possible, but I watched the NF documentary on this. The guy was the most arrogant, self-important, megalomaniac douchenozzle on the planet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

====

You say this, and you even directly interact with me.

I guess there's always someone better...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 12:45 PM (qGAQr)

144 An encouraging point of the story is that they could not acquire the guns they needed. It offers evidence that making guns harder to get has benefits …

The FBI usually give it to them after years of radicalizing them.

I question a police statement this self-serving conveniently close to election time. The riverside criminal justice system has a reputation for tampering with elections. I wouldn't be surprised if the charges get quietly reduced due to weak evidence after the election cycle.

Putting them in prison isn't going to address anything. What they need is support and therapy.

I went to Corona High and was repeatedly bullied and admin did nothing to stop it. i luckily made it out and my parents transferred me. I was incredibly suicidal there. it’s too many kids to manage, makes it become lord of the flies.

it’s the grim reality these kids face. People act like these kids aren’t surrounded by depressed adults all day fear mongering them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (t19vo)

145 Posted by: lin-duh at October 21, 2026

I was wondering about people doing shootings at private or Christian schools who did not claim to be transgender. I guess the most recent shooting was by some guy who had been in special ed classes and whose stupid mother got him a gun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (JrHfD)

146 129
The Latin term for clitoris was "landica", and was considered quite obscene, ..

Posted by: publius,

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Good name for a car though.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (fav1R)

147 Any search engine search using Columbine in the prompt opens up an entire subculture of deranged misfits expressing admiration for the Columbine shooters. I was pursuing a horror short story idea but cut it short when I saw where the search was taking me. Turns out Harris and Klebold have an avid fan base and it's just as fucked-up as you might imagine. Truly dark stuff.

Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (v1M8F)

148
Picking up a topic from the last thread, for the most part things worked out very well on both sides from German POWs in the US and Canada. The prisoners got the same extravagant rations American soldiers got, the camps were kept in excellent order by the officers, the enlisted men were kept productively busy and farmers were delighted with the quality of the labor. Many were happy to invite the POWs to share a meal with the family.

The early POWs were largely Wehrmacht soldiers. It's only later when there were more SS prisoners later in the war that any problems arose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (eRlcH)

149 144 The FBI usually give it to them after years of radicalizing them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (t19vo)

========

The same FBI that Reddit was cheering as the great law enforcement agency of the nation from 2021 to 2025?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (qGAQr)

150 Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r

The most prolific serial killer in American history was a black man. Samuel Little.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (Ti9vn)

151 25 At php.net: "Security advisory: Critical remote code execution vulnerabilities, update now"

Nuff said.
Posted by: gp at October 21, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

Went on my wife's SiteGround hosted wordpress server less than 3 hours after the fixes were posted. SiteGround's already updated to the new php version.

Seems someone still cares about their work...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 21, 2026 12:47 PM (lfNXu)

152 The plural of clitoris is clitorides, which rhymes with Pleiades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:34 PM (w6EFb)

*nods, knowingly*

Posted by: Guy With Free Mustache Rides Hat at October 21, 2026 12:47 PM (eXLHo)

153 Girls, you say? What are they?

Posted by: SCOTUS Justice Ketanji! at October 21, 2026 12:47 PM (5rh/l)

154 Maybe they were just protesting lack of school funding?
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And class sizes?

And how there are too many Jews in France?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 12:20 PM

But mostly too many Jews.

- The AoSHQ Style Guide

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)

155 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

So, what's the problem?
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (Oy/m2)
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Who's gonna make the sammiches during the game?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 21, 2026 12:47 PM (FZ29D)

156 The Subaru Landica?

Posted by: any color you want as long as it's pink at October 21, 2026 12:48 PM (88C+u)

157 Putting them in prison isn't going to address anything. What they need is support and therapy.
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LMAO

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 12:48 PM (pV18s)

158 155 Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 12:30 PM (r2Icn)

So, what's the problem?
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (Oy/m2)
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Who's gonna make the sammiches during the game?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 21, 2026 12:47 PM (FZ29D)

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Who's going to laugh at his jokes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 12:48 PM (qGAQr)

159 Omar posted this on TT. Begging for money. Not a new video as evidenced by the trees seen through the car window -

https://tinyurl.com/5refd5c4

Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 12:48 PM (kX27y)

160 Good name for a car though.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (fav1R)
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The Toyota Landica. For your driving pleasure.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2026 12:48 PM (amcLV)

161 The plural of clitoris is clitorides, which rhymes with Pleiades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:34 PM (w6EFb)

That's like telling us what the plural of Big Foot is.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:48 PM (Ti9vn)

162 From
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought

I went to Corona High and was repeatedly bullied

We kinda already knew that as you post on Reddit....

I was incredibly suicidal there.

Again, reddit poster. We already knew you were trans no need to keep telling us.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:49 PM (fav1R)

163 Back at the OB wing of the local hospital. They're going to do some tests to see if I'm in preterm labor. Wee Pooky is fine and will probably try to punch the fetal heart monitor again.

Posted by: pookysgirl apparently is raising a boxer at October 21, 2026 12:49 PM (wPwTJ)

164 Beware the Clitorides of March.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 12:49 PM (qlLNh)

165 In my middle age I've become convinced that the concept of taboo is actually very useful to society. There are some ideas so destructive that in order in prevent them from being propagated the morally correct course of action is to oppose even their mention.

School shooting as such an idea. We've schools and guns for centuries but only recently has it become a normal part of society. A prudent press would consider them local crime stories and stop reporting on them nationally.

Posted by: Martbell at October 21, 2026 12:50 PM (as6X5)

166 it’s the grim reality these kids face. People act like these kids aren’t surrounded by depressed adults all day fear mongering them.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM

Self-awareness....how does it work?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2026 12:50 PM (bFu5X)

167 >>>If the teens were charged as adults, it would carry a heavy sentence of 25 years to life.

Plus they lid would be lifted on who they are and what their motives were. As long as they are treated as juvies, the lid can stay on.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 21, 2026 12:50 PM (syz1S)

168 103 That hash seems familiar, though. Pretty sure I have seen it on plenty of non-offensive posts. Or am I imagining something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (wSl27)

I don't look at the hashes too much but it did look interesting in that it worked out to a phrase. Almost like a personalized hash, like a personalized license plate.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 12:50 PM (QGaXH)

169 The most prolific serial killer in American history was a black man. Samuel Little.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM (Ti9vn)

He's no Fauci.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 21, 2026 12:50 PM (eXLHo)

170 Posted by: pookysgirl apparently is raising a boxer at October 21, 2026 12:49 PM (wPwTJ

Will keep you in prayer and the "punching" baby as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2026 12:51 PM (JrHfD)

171 Omar posted this on TT. Begging for money. Not a new video as evidenced by the trees seen through the car window -

https://tinyurl.com/5refd5c4
Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 12:48 PM (kX27y)

She was recently seen in Seattle. Trees may still be green there?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 12:51 PM (wSl27)

172 I think we all know who we're talkin' about

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 12:53 PM (3cUTc)

173 So, what's the problem?
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2026 12:36 PM (Oy/m2)
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No problem, if she made the sammiches first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 12:38 PM (RIvkX)

++++

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2026 12:53 PM (fs+0Z)

174 >> That's like telling us what the plural of Big Foot is.

Big Feets.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:53 PM (w6EFb)

175 105 Speaking of murderers, a close friend of the Titan submersible creator /captain says it was an intended suicide mission to become part of the Titanic mythology and that all of the employees knew that was the case . That the guy specifically targeted billionaires to be passengers so it would get the maximum coverage and importance.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (Ti9vn)

I'll believe that if the friend can provide documentation (emails, texts) or other witness who heard the idiot* state that.

*Remember this was the idiot who wanted a young diverse design team, not a bunch of old white guys....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (QGaXH)

176 166 it’s the grim reality these kids face. People act like these kids aren’t surrounded by depressed adults all day fear mongering them.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 21, 2026 12:46 PM

Self-awareness....how does it work?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2026 12:50 PM (bFu5X)

Yeah. Yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (Y/06r)

177 From
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought

I went to Corona High and was repeatedly bullied

We kinda already knew that as you post on Reddit....

I was incredibly suicidal there.

Again, reddit poster. We already knew you were trans no need to keep telling us.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:49 PM (fav1R)
_____

You gotta love the perpetually online mentally-ill shut-ins constantly giving advice and opinions on reddit .. and then admitting they have long histories of mental illness and social dysfunction.

It's like "Everyone should listen to my valuable opinions! Oh, by the way, did I tell you I spent 6 months in a looney bin?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

178 Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 12:48

What ill informed lamebrain- who isn't Muslim, I mean, is stupid enough to give that larcenous woman money?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (JrHfD)

179 Feets don’t fail me now!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (W2Pud)

180 >> That's like telling us what the plural of Big Foot is.

Big Feets.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 12:53 PM

That's not how this works!

Posted by: Mr. Proudfoot at October 21, 2026 12:55 PM (bFu5X)

181 >> That's like telling us what the plural of Big Foot is.

"Sasquatchii"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 12:55 PM (rbvCR)

182 He seemed far too high on himself to commit suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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That was my impression from how he handled the tech discussions before hand (I did not watch documentary)

Also, the flaw was not really obvious. OK, I saw it as fucking obvious, but in the weeks that followed I saw a lot of people miss it and not quite understand why the whole design was stupid. It just struck me as an unlikely way to plan a failure.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:55 PM (fav1R)

183 177 You gotta love the perpetually online mentally-ill shut-ins constantly giving advice and opinions on reddit .. and then admitting they have long histories of mental illness and social dysfunction.

It's like "Everyone should listen to my valuable opinions! Oh, by the way, did I tell you I spent 6 months in a looney bin?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/) \
=======

"The way you defeat mental illness is to constantly talk about it to shrinks, fire the ones who tell you to exercise, and load up on psychotropics. Now, for my opinions on economic policy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 12:55 PM (qGAQr)

184 The Mayor of Ramallah speaks:

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
·
2h
Today, Brad Lander, rabbis, and other New Yorkers accompanied Palestinian farmers during the olive harvest. For that, they were detained by the Israeli government.

Harvesting olives is not illegal. The occupation is.

I am thankful that Brad has been released. But other New Yorkers remain detained, and they must be released immediately.

The same Israeli government detaining them has committed a horrific genocide against Palestinians, killing more than 74,000 people over the last few years alone.

The detention of these New Yorkers must end. The occupation must end. The genocide must end.

Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 12:56 PM (kX27y)

185 The only time I pay attention to hashes is on my work phone to see if it changed. (work wi-fi never does, but the cell data one changes constantly. There are a LOT of banned IPs. I can never post on my data plan no matter how many times I try to change the IP.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:56 PM (Y/06r)

186 >Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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who was playing?

Posted by: Don Black at October 21, 2026 12:56 PM (ZxPkt)

187 178 Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 12:48

What ill informed lamebrain- who isn't Muslim, I mean, is stupid enough to give that larcenous woman money?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (JrHfD)

I am surprised she has not tried to make a gofundme for her legal defense and to 'fight back against trump!' kind of thing. To steal it blind, but this gal has no shame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:57 PM (Y/06r)

188 164 Beware the Clitorides of March.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Is there any month that they are safe?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:58 PM (fav1R)

189 I am thankful that Brad has been released. But other New Yorkers remain detained, and they must be released immediately.

You seem to be a bit unclear on the meaning of the word "must".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

190 Political reddit is just a bunch of sad depressed online losers opining about the shitty state of the world, complaining about everyone, hating people, and repeating themselves.

At least we add Paul Anka to the mix.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 12:58 PM (pV18s)

191 She was recently seen in Seattle. Trees may still be green there?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 12:51 PM (wSl27)

Buildings in the video are in MPLS:

Pub
@PubWanghaf

Ilhan Omar finally reappeared and is seen leaving this building marked in red. You can tell which building it is on Google because the Eleven on the River building, marked in green, can be seen in the skyline behind.

This red building houses the “Somali American Community Outreach And Consulting Center”.

🧵

Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 12:58 PM (kX27y)

192
"The way you defeat mental illness is to constantly talk about it to shrinks, fire the ones who tell you to exercise, and load up on psychotropics. Now, for my opinions on economic policy."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 12:55 PM (qGAQr)

___________

Women (because it's mostly women) see therapists to affirm that they're life's victims instead of finding out how to confront and solve their failings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 12:58 PM (eRlcH)

193 > You gotta love the perpetually online mentally-ill shut-ins constantly giving advice and opinions on reddit
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

Not just on reddit.

It's especially amusing when they try to give Elon Musk business advice, or give a best-selling author writing advice, or...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 12:58 PM (qlLNh)

194 >That's like telling us what the plural of Big Foot is.
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Big Feet

c'mon, this ain't rocket surgery

Posted by: Don Black at October 21, 2026 12:59 PM (ZxPkt)

195 I can never post on my data plan no matter how many times I try to change the IP.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:56 PM (Y/06r)

Sounds like your neighbor is Paul.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 12:59 PM (pV18s)

196 Peter Jackson's "Beautiful Creatures" remains underrated.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (88C+u)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavenly_Creatures

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 21, 2026 01:00 PM (syz1S)

197 196 Peter Jackson's "Beautiful Creatures" remains underrated.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (88C+u)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavenly_Creatures

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 21, 2026 01:00 PM (syz1S)

======

Beautiful Creatures is his underground porno between the elf and the dwarf.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 01:00 PM (qGAQr)

198 He seemed far too high on himself to commit suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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That was my impression from how he handled the tech discussions before hand (I did not watch documentary)

Also, the flaw was not really obvious. OK, I saw it as fucking obvious, but in the weeks that followed I saw a lot of people miss it and not quite understand why the whole design was stupid. It just struck me as an unlikely way to plan a failure.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:55 PM (fav1R)
___

It's a good documentary. The sub was an obvious piece of shit that I wouldn't trust to go 25 feet under water on a Disney Little Mermaid ride. It failed almost every test they tried. His own engineering team warned him repeatedly. But the guy was absolutely convinced he was a super-genius and everyone else was wrong.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

199 "He was ~~an apsiring rapper~~ just picking olives!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 01:01 PM (jb8Ss)

200 Oh, and it's not limited to business. I laughed my ass off when some feminazi called Elon Musk an "incel".

The dude has at least 14 children by a long succession of extremely hot (if sometimes crazy) women.

But sure, "incel".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 01:01 PM (qlLNh)

201 Virginia man who tied his wife up better keep an eye on his privates. The wife could go Bobbitt on him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2026 01:01 PM (vJPf4)

202
It's especially amusing when they try to give Elon Musk business advice, or give a best-selling author writing advice, or...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 12:58 PM (qlLNh)

___________

It's a riot to read some point-counterpoint memes where a statement (likely distorted) someone who has actually done something is countered by some bitter old loser like George Carlin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 01:02 PM (eRlcH)

203
I bet they're not illegals. Mass shooting and conspiring is mostly a wypipo thing. Possibly they were born here to illegal alien parents and, you know, "subject to the jurisdiction thereof."

I'm 100% on the gender confusion thing though.

Speaking of which, apparent live-streamed suicide of the 30-year-old founder of a popular online game. Burned himself alive? He looked tranny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 01:02 PM (mmrXZ)

204 I heard some podcast where a couple of guys, I forget whom, were discussing the Clancy affair.

One of them held forth at some length about what changed in society so quickly to make women so sympathetic to her case, where they weren't sympathetic to Casey Anthony.

When he finished the other guy said "yeah, that's all true... but it's just that Casey was young and hot, and Clancy looks like one of their AWFL friends."

I think he nailed it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 01:02 PM (BI5O2)

205 200 Oh, and it's not limited to business. I laughed my ass off when some feminazi called Elon Musk an "incel".

The dude has at least 14 children by a long succession of extremely hot (if sometimes crazy) women.

But sure, "incel".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 21, 2026 01:01 PM (qlLNh)

=======

"He doesn't actually play his video games. He hires Koreans to play up his characters, and then he just plays the overleveled characters. He's lazy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 01:02 PM (qGAQr)

206 He seemed far too high on himself to commit suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

--------------

That was my impression from how he handled the tech discussions before hand (I did not watch documentary)

Also, the flaw was not really obvious. OK, I saw it as fucking obvious, but in the weeks that followed I saw a lot of people miss it and not quite understand why the whole design was stupid. It just struck me as an unlikely way to plan a failure.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 12:55 PM (fav1R)

And his ego was the driving force according to the friend. The interview wasn't over the top. He laid out what he knew and says more will come out in the ongoing litigation.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 01:02 PM (Ti9vn)

207 Today, Brad Lander, rabbis, and other New Yorkers accompanied Palestinian farmers during the olive harvest. For that, they were detained by the Israeli government.

"What is the charge? Picking olives? Succulent Palestinian olives?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2026 01:04 PM (bFu5X)

208 Peter Jackson's "Beautiful Creatures" remains underrated.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 12:29 PM (88C+u)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavenly_Creatures

I think that launched both Winslet and Lynskey's careers though the former has had more of a career then the latter...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

209 “Brenda Ann Spencer is the shooter from the January 29, 1979 attack at Grover Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, California. Aged 16 at the time, she fired 36 rounds from her home, killing two adults and wounding eight children and a police officer.”

Because she didn’t like Mondays.

Posted by: TxAnn at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (itAg7)

210 Maybe it's just me, but I'm wondering how the FBI got onto this. All the story reveals is that the two girls communicated with each other, and did some online searches.

Maybe it's a good thing the FBI is spying on all of us. After all, I'm not guilty of anything, so I'm just being protected.

Posted by: Handcuffed to the Bumper of a State Trooper's Ford at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (DDWHE)

211 208
I think that launched both Winslet and Lynskey's careers though the former has had more of a career then the latter...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

=======

It was the day she was filming her sex scene with Kenneth Branaugh on the set of Hamlet that Winslet learned that she got the role of Rose in Titanic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (qGAQr)

212
I had to look this up (of course). The plural of bigfoot, and it's apparently one word is bigfoots or better, just bigfoot, the same as deer or sheep.

Bigfeet is apparently just considered too silly sounding.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 01:06 PM (w6EFb)

213 "What is the charge? Picking olives? Succulent Palestinian olives?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2026 01:04 PM (bFu5X)

Palis? Probably r*aping Olive Oyl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 01:06 PM (wSl27)

214
It was the day she was filming her sex scene with Kenneth Branaugh on the set of Hamlet that Winslet learned that she got the role of Rose in Titanic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (qGAQr)

___________

Pure coincidence

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 01:06 PM (eRlcH)

215 Am I the only one who thought the report including recent homecoming was weird? Was it near pizza day? A science quiz? Why does homecoming matter?

Posted by: BenMSYS at October 21, 2026 01:07 PM (vR93T)

216 Sounds like your neighbor is Paul.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 12:59 PM (pV18s)

Eh, not that big of a deal. The cell plan one seems to change constantly, so not worth trying to get the IP unblocked or trying to change because it will just swap to a banned one anyway in a week or two. At work, I usually do it under the zZuos one through wifi and that never seems to change, so it all works well enough. Hell, my home hash has changed more often.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 01:07 PM (Y/06r)

217 Yeah I'm sure the New York activists were just minded their own business when they were arrested .

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 01:07 PM (Ti9vn)

218 214
It was the day she was filming her sex scene with Kenneth Branaugh on the set of Hamlet that Winslet learned that she got the role of Rose in Titanic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (qGAQr)

___________

Pure coincidence

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 01:06 PM (eRlcH)

========

There are no coincidences!

Wake up, sheeple!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 01:08 PM (qGAQr)

219 Wait a tic, I thought the FBI's job was to let things happen and give the canned line, "They were on our radar."!!!

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 21, 2026 01:08 PM (SUQyq)

220 "What is the charge? Picking olives? Succulent Palestinian olives?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2026 01:04 PM (bFu5X)

From Arutz Sheva:
While the Palestinian issue is highly important to Lander, he failed to get the name of the Palestinian town where he volunteered correct. Nehalim is a Jewish moshav in central Israel, rather than a community in Judea and Samaria. He was most likely referring to Nahalin, an Arab village near Bethlehem, where the incident reportedly occurred. And Israel's administation in Judea and Samaria is not against international law and in accordance with the Oslo Accords.

According to the military, the landowner and dozens of accompanying individuals arrived at the location without arranging the harvest in advance, as required before the start of the olive harvest season.

Due to the security risks associated with an uncoordinated harvest near an Israeli community, IDF soldiers, Border Police personnel, and Judea and Samaria District Police officers were dispatched to the scene and detained those present.

Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (kX27y)

221 I don't think my Big Foot snark was taken as intended.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (Ti9vn)

222 210 Maybe it's just me, but I'm wondering how the FBI got onto this. All the story reveals is that the two girls communicated with each other, and did some online searches.

Maybe it's a good thing the FBI is spying on all of us. After all, I'm not guilty of anything, so I'm just being protected.

Posted by: Handcuffed to the Bumper of a State Trooper's Ford at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (DDWHE)

"social media threats" ie they were posting stuff publicly. A surprising amount of people will put their crimes on Facebook.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (okun6)

223 Is one of them named Janie?

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (SUQyq)

224 Speaking of which, apparent live-streamed suicide of the 30-year-old founder of a popular online game. Burned himself alive? He looked tranny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 01:02 PM (mmrXZ)

Gotta respect not taking others down with you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (eXLHo)

225 Am I the only one who thought the report including recent homecoming was weird? Was it near pizza day? A science quiz? Why does homecoming matter?
Posted by: BenMSYS at October 21, 2026 01:07 PM

Do I have to explain this?

Posted by: Julie Brown at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (bFu5X)

226 Three Bigfoot is a Bigyard.

Ask me how many Bigfeet in a mile...

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 01:10 PM (fav1R)

227 Hey there's plenty of demented insane chicks out there. Doesn't have to be trannies.

Posted by: Some girls are a bit murdery at October 21, 2026 01:11 PM (anL5R)

228 Three Bigfoot is a Bigyard.

Ask me how many Bigfeet in a mile...
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 01:10 PM (fav1R
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Don'f you mean a Bigmile?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 21, 2026 01:11 PM (amcLV)

229 One of them held forth at some length about what changed in society so quickly to make women so sympathetic to her case, where they weren't sympathetic to Casey Anthony.

When he finished the other guy said "yeah, that's all true... but it's just that Casey was young and hot, and Clancy looks like one of their AWFL friends."

I think he nailed it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 01:02 PM (BI5O2)

What changed is that the Left weaponized women starting in about 2015 in preparation for the fake rise of Hillary. Then they politicized fake "influencers in the last 5 or 6 years. There was little benefit in 2008 to the Left to hold parades for a child murdering psycho bitch. Even Obama had to pretend to be for borders and man-woman marriage.

20 years is a long time to rot a society.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 01:12 PM (pV18s)

230 There are no coincidences!

Wake up, sheeple!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 01:08 PM (qGAQr)

Wasn’t there a scene in a Seinfeld where some lady with a thick accent says something like: There’s no such thing as a big coincidence or a little coincidence. They’re all just coincidences!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2026 01:12 PM (PlkPS)

231
No way did that Titan submersible dude kill himself just for the mystique. He took that year's title in Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes, FAFO, Darwin, etc. Not good for the epitaph.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 01:12 PM (mmrXZ)

232 >>Ask me how many Bigfeet in a mile...

Statute, survey, or nautical?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 01:12 PM (w6EFb)

233 >>> 225 Am I the only one who thought the report including recent homecoming was weird? Was it near pizza day? A science quiz? Why does homecoming matter?
Posted by: BenMSYS at October 21, 2026 01:07 PM

Do I have to explain this?
Posted by: Julie Brown at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (bFu5X)

Comment of the week.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 01:12 PM (jb8Ss)

234 212
I had to look this up (of course). The plural of bigfoot, and it's apparently one word is bigfoots or better, just bigfoot, the same as deer or sheep.

Bigfeet is apparently just considered too silly sounding.
Posted by: publius,

-----------
Talk about an optimist.
We haven't even caught one yet and publius is planning the press release for when they catch multiple.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 01:13 PM (fav1R)

235 186 >Virginia Man ties up wife to a chair in the basement so he can watch the football game alone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
-----

who was playing?
Posted by: Don Black at October 21, 2026 12:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Ha! Reminds me of Tyrus on Gutfeld last night reacting to the WNBA players stunt of walking off the court during the natl anthem. He said 'we're talking about (the stunt), but what was the final score? Who won? Who scored most points?'

You had to see it to get the full impact, but his larger point was the WNBA being such a non-entity that all they have for getting attention is 'stunts'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 01:13 PM (QGaXH)

236 But the Left was celebrating murderers for 50 years before Casey Anthony. It just didn't benefit them to do it with a child killer until they had their retards good and primed.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 01:13 PM (pV18s)

237 Casey Anthony is guilty as sin and free as a bird. That jury disgusts me more than the Clancy jurors.

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 01:13 PM (Ti9vn)

238
As for Ilhan:

The Seattle sighting was before the raids or day of the raids -- before the news was released.

Her car ride was indeed within view of that Eleven building in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 01:14 PM (mmrXZ)

239 You had to see it to get the full impact, but his larger point was the WNBA being such a non-entity that all they have for getting attention is 'stunts'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 01:13 PM (QGaXH)

I’ll always remember the WNBA for… the green dildos

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2026 01:14 PM (PlkPS)

240 Lander's an ass. Pandering to his DSA pals. Foreign Ministry has it exactly right here:

Israel Foreign Ministry
@IsraelMFA
1h
This was not about harvesting olives.
It was about harvesting headlines.

Brad Lander’s latest stunt is nothing more than a calculated political provocation.

Lander traveled to a foreign country, deliberately entered a restricted security area, and participated in an unauthorized activity without the required coordination.

What makes this stunt even more outrageous is that his own team contacted Israeli representatives in the United States ahead of his visit and was explicitly informed that proper coordination with the relevant authorities was required. He chose to ignore those instructions.

At a time of heightened security tensions, Israeli security forces have a responsibility to protect lives, prevent dangerous incidents, and maintain public order.

Had anyone been injured as a result of his reckless political theater, Lander would undoubtedly have been among the first to demand that Israeli authorities intervene and provide protection.

Brad Lander came looking for a confrontation. Now he is pretending to be its victim.

Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (kX27y)

241 How does the song go ....................... Oh

Girls just wanna have fun !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (b/4LV)

242 >>> 229
==
What changed is that the Left weaponized women starting in about 2015 in preparation for the fake rise of Hillary. Then they politicized fake "influencers in the last 5 or 6 years. There was little benefit in 2008 to the Left to hold parades for a child murdering psycho bitch. Even Obama had to pretend to be for borders and man-woman marriage.

20 years is a long time to rot a society.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 01:12 PM (pV18s)

Hey, remember me? I was totes subtle.

Posted by: Madame Secretary at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (jb8Ss)

243 195 I can never post on my data plan no matter how many times I try to change the IP.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 21, 2026 12:56 PM (Y/06r)

Sounds like your neighbor is Paul.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 12:59 PM (pV18s

I thought the walrus was Paul....?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (QGaXH)

244 ***would not release additional details at this time because the offenders are juvenile
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Because of the recent horrors in Milan, Giogia Meloni has moved to lower the age of teenagers that can be tried as adults.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (hPgrk)

245 But the Left was celebrating murderers for 50 years before Casey Anthony. It just didn't benefit them to do it with a child killer until they had their retards good and primed.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 01:13 PM (pV18s)

They felt solidarity with Clancy (and, therefore, attacked, defensive), because they and their friends, too, are drugged up, baby murdering AWFLs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (eXLHo)

246 Hey there's plenty of demented insane chicks out there. Doesn't have to be trannies.

Posted by: Some girls are a bit murdery at October 21, 2026 01:11 PM (anL5R)

"Demented" is the fundamental state of trannies, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (wSl27)

247 With girl penii?

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Penis girl.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 01:17 PM (hPgrk)

248 Did y'all hear about the eMudhra cluster fark?

They're a CA in India. So far, people found eight private keys were extraordinarily weak. Like singly byte value weak. Instead of being 384 bit random numbers, they were integers below 256.

This wasn't exposed publicly for 17 months. So during all that time, anyone could forge a trusted cert through them for any domain or code-signing purpose.

Any TLS client with a static CA bundle will be at risk, as well as any frozen hardware device.

The people who certified these idiots as a CA gave the keys to the internet to a bunch of morons.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2026 01:18 PM (mkw2N)

249 It was the day she was filming her sex scene with Kenneth Branaugh on the set of Hamlet that Winslet learned that she got the role of Rose in Titanic.
-----

Ironic, don't ya think?

Posted by: Alannis M. at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (TN0g+)

250 They felt solidarity with Clancy (and, therefore, attacked, defensive), because they and their friends, too, are drugged up, baby murdering AWFLs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 21, 2026 01:16 PM (eXLHo)

No doubt. But without the Left "influencing" them these dumb broads would have been as angry at three strangled children as everyone else. They're not called useful idiots for nothing.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (pV18s)

251 You all agree the defects in Titan were obvious and that it could not survive a deep dive but it's out of the question the guy who would best know this decided to go without this possible ulterior motive?

Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (Ti9vn)

252 >> publius is planning the press release for when they catch multiple.

I'm personally hoping they catch a Chupacabra or two first.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (w6EFb)

253 "Neighbors say the girls were in the process of turning their lives around and had begun attending a bible study."

They were aspiring Gospel singers!!!

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (dyMal)

254 Did y'all hear about the eMudhra cluster fark?
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Pixy told me about it this morning.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (TN0g+)

255 The Seattle sighting was before the raids or day of the raids -- before the news was released.

Her car ride was indeed within view of that Eleven building in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 01:14 PM (mmrXZ)

Ah, OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (wSl27)

256 If the identity of a criminal is not revealed it’s non-white and/or tranny.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 21, 2026 01:20 PM (m1Wxk)

257 The people who certified these idiots as a CA gave the keys to the internet to a bunch of morons.

Posted by: bonhomme
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You know that you're talking to a bunch of Morons here, right?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 01:20 PM (hPgrk)

258 254 Did y'all hear about the eMudhra cluster fark?
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Pixy told me about it this morning.

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (TN0g+)

Four!

Posted by: EMudhra Exec Playing Golf at October 21, 2026 01:20 PM (l3cgK)

259 No doubt. But without the Left "influencing" them these dumb broads would have been as angry at three strangled children as everyone else. They're not called useful idiots for nothing.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (pV18s)

Fair. Everything is hyper-politicized since obama, and useful.idiots are a currency.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 21, 2026 01:21 PM (eXLHo)

260 Comment of the week.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 01:12 PM

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2026 01:21 PM (bFu5X)

261 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 21, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)

262 The people who certified these idiots as a CA gave the keys to the internet to a bunch of morons.
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Doing the jobs that Americans can't do because of their very valuable tech skills!

Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 01:22 PM (TN0g+)

263 new thread omar ill hag

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2026 01:22 PM (CWTWj)

264 > Pixy told me about it this morning.

I went and read Pixy's description. It's ... lacking. At least he has a link to a better writeup. Rodrigo Borgia in the comments does a good job describing why is this VERY BAD.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2026 01:23 PM (mkw2N)

265 NOOD

ILHAN

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 01:23 PM (jb8Ss)

266 AI chatbots are stupid and I hate them. I had a health insurance related question and it wouldn’t shut up about non-qualified expenses.

I told it to not give me another answer about non-qualified expenses and it transferred me to a live operator.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2026 01:23 PM (1v5pC)

267 Anyone who knew even a little knew the Titan sub design was flawed. Hell, I saw James Cameron ( who’s a film director with a hobby of deep sea diving)… I saw him interviewed and he knew it was a disastrous design approach (FWIW, he’s apparently an asshole but he seemed very knowledgeable and passionate about deep sea exploration).

The guy wasn’t trying to kill himself, he was just high on his own supply. His ego was writing checks physics wouldn’t cash.. it’s a tale as old as mankind

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2026 01:26 PM (PlkPS)

268 Speaking of murderers, a close friend of the Titan submersible creator /captain says it was an intended suicide mission to become part of the Titanic mythology and that all of the employees knew that was the case . That the guy specifically targeted billionaires to be passengers so it would get the maximum coverage and importance.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 12:35 PM (Ti9vn)

So they are admitting to being an accessory before the fact? Smart move.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:00 PM (uhVAy)

269 You all agree the defects in Titan were obvious and that it could not survive a deep dive but it's out of the question the guy who would best know this decided to go without this possible ulterior motive?
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 01:19 PM (Ti9vn)

Well it did survive some deep dives.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:01 PM (uhVAy)

270 210 Maybe it's just me, but I'm wondering how the FBI got onto this. All the story reveals is that the two girls communicated with each other, and did some online searches.

Maybe it's a good thing the FBI is spying on all of us. After all, I'm not guilty of anything, so I'm just being protected.

Posted by: Handcuffed to the Bumper of a State Trooper's Ford at October 21, 2026 01:05 PM (DDWHE)

"social media threats" ie they were posting stuff publicly. A surprising amount of people will put their crimes on Facebook.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 21, 2026 01:09 PM (okun6)

Probably tons of stuff done over SMS messages, e mail, chat programs. 2 modern kids doing stuff online there will be tons of traces.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:06 PM (uhVAy)

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