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BrandonYoshizawa.jpg
Brandon Yoshizawa
probably northern California


Feral cat wants to join a home's domesticated cats.


Hey... nice beaver.

This is why no one does yoga with cats.

Aw: A blind horse is led around the pasture by her donkey friend.

If I already linked this, my apologies: Bull terrier and squirrel are best friends.

Thank you.

Nice woman helps a baby lamb reunited with its mom.

Firefighter rescues puppy from a fire, then adopts it.

"Chico" the German shepherd went missing. His family couldn't find him.

So he just walked into a police station to report himself missing.

The incredible incident unfolded on September 30, 2026, when the clever pooch casually strolled up to the front doors of the Tampa Police Department. Amused officers welcomed the unexpected guest and playfully dubbed him a "K-9 applicant" humorously adding that his application was only rejected because their roster was already completely full.

Instead of putting him to work, an officer escorted Chico to a local veterinarian to scan for a microchip. The quick scan successfully retrieved his family's contact information, and police immediately reached out to his worried owner.

Later that day, the department's bodycam footage captured the emotional moment Chico was reunited with his tearful owner. The owner, overwhelmed with relief, hugged her adventurous pet and explained to officers that Chico simply loves the outdoors and must have wandered a bit too far during his playtime.






An autumn classic:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 20, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

2

"I pay huge amounts of taxes and an immigration surcharge to access the NHS services"

LOL

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 20, 2026 07:33 PM (VuTBl)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

4 So he just walked into a police station to report himself missing.

There's great old black and white noir movie where Edmund O'Brien shows up at a police station to report a murder. His own. DOA. It's good.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 20, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL)

5
As for yoga with cats, it won't work if you roll out a separate mat for them. They'll abandon it the second you roll out one for yourself and try to use it.

I tried this with an old laptop once. It's finished! it's fried! It's standing open and it's turned on. Here, cat, it's yours!

Nope. I'll sit on yours while you're attempting to work, thank you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 20, 2026 07:36 PM (mmrXZ)

6 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

No needlepoint today - radiation treatment yesterday wiped me out 😲, so both hands are free to type on my Kindle....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 20, 2026 07:37 PM (SRRAx)

7 I would rather have a pet otter than a beaver

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Hi Horde!

Once when I was canoeing in Wisconsin, paddling down a narrow channel winding through tall reeds, a mother duck suddenly burst into the open water in front of us, flapping with a broken wing. She struggled forward, just ten feet away, until we had gone maybe a quarter mile. Then she flew up high and turned back.

Posted by: frammish at October 20, 2026 07:43 PM (rcENI)

9 I would rather have a pet otter than a beaver
Posted by: Skip

I too am glad I don't have a beaver.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2026 07:43 PM (V8Zwm)

10 From the previous thread, but bears repeating :

Too many people have never been punched in the face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2026 07:30 PM (TMNW7)

Posted by: a.moron at October 20, 2026 07:43 PM (X5Jzz)

11 Labs are the best.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2026 07:45 PM (6vuXd)

12 I would rather have a pet otter than a beaver
Posted by: Skip

I would prefer to pet a beaver than an otter.

Posted by: MkY at October 20, 2026 07:47 PM (iUHkq)

13 No needlepoint today - radiation treatment yesterday wiped me out 😲, so both hands are free to type on my Kindle....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth,

Hang in there!

Posted by: MkY at October 20, 2026 07:48 PM (iUHkq)

14 Good evening, horde!

I missed the quick hits convo. I really want to tell that girl that yes, it is stupid to end a relationship over those issues. You did the man a solid, though, so there's that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2026 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

15 Trump's in NC tonight, 4.5 hours away.

Posted by: nckate at October 20, 2026 07:50 PM (enNUy)

16 Theresa !!!

Keep your chin up, young lady. Good to see you here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 07:51 PM (i75mC)

17 I saw PDT at Autumnal Cafe drinking at Diet Coke
and his hair was PERFECT

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 20, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)

18 "a mother duck suddenly burst into the open water in front of us, flapping with a broken wing. "

I think that's a bird thing to distract predators from a nest.

Posted by: fd at October 20, 2026 07:53 PM (MWfyi)

19 Stella the leaf jumper is always amusing. What a happy pup.

Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2026 07:54 PM (lJ0H4)

20 F-22 Pilot Directs CCA in Flight as ‘Airborne QB.’

It went to DQ and got a Blizzard
Turtle pecan
No chocolate

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 20, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

21 16 Theresa !!!

Keep your chin up, young lady. Good to see you here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 07:51 PM (i75mC)

Ditto that!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2026 07:55 PM (zYpTz)

22 Teresa! Yay!
How's the kitchen reno coming along?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 20, 2026 07:57 PM (FGA9/)

23 >>>Hey... nice beaver.

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
--Jane Spencer

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2026 07:59 PM (syz1S)

24
*reviews wine list*

Molotov cocktail, please.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:01 PM (eRlcH)

25 The cops didn't riddle the dog with bullets? What kind of weird backwards world have we slipped into?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 20, 2026 08:02 PM (lfNXu)

26 Another long commute tomorrow
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

27 "Molotov cocktail, please.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

You want an umbrella in that?

Posted by: Your waiter at October 20, 2026 08:09 PM (MWfyi)

28 6 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

No needlepoint today - radiation treatment yesterday wiped me out 😲, so both hands are free to type on my Kindle....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 20, 2026 07:37 PM (SRRAx)

Eat the cheesecake, indeed. Take care of yourself dear. Needlepoint can wait.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 20, 2026 08:10 PM (fOTAm)

29 Good evening all!
I am going to miss the Oval Office press conferences where PDT bullies the reporters and makes them cry.

Posted by: Jmel at October 20, 2026 08:10 PM (3TlS+)

30 27 "Molotov cocktail, please.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

You want an umbrella in that?
Posted by: Your waiter at October 20, 2026 08:09 PM (MWfyi)

Swizzle stick and a dirty rag.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 20, 2026 08:11 PM (fOTAm)

31
"I pay huge amounts of taxes and an immigration surcharge to access the NHS services"

__________

And, please to remember, this is likely the kind of person who goes to the ER for a stubbed toe. Whereas most Morons would need to have an arm or leg chopped off to see a doctor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:11 PM (eRlcH)

32 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down into a riot of mind controlled hedonistic drones.

Posted by: Your waiter at October 20, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)

33 Alex Berenson lost his covid case against Pfizer:

I owe you this update, though it stings very much to write. Last Thursday’s hearing in Berenson v Gottlieb was difficult for me to watch. I was sure we had lost when I left the courtroom, on the 17th floor of the Thurgood Marshall United States Courthouse in Manhattan.

Our last best chance, as I wrote last week, gone in 10 minutes. The only positive in all this, and it’s a very small one, is that the judges didn’t make us wait long to swing the axe. The decision came out this morning. I haven’t even been able to make myself read it yet.

This hurts. It really hurts. Not just because I put a huge amount of time into researching and working on these briefs. Not just because I know - and presented the evidence - that Dr. Scott Gottlieb conspired to get me forced off Twitter. Not just because the judges even refused to consider the idea that the Covid unvaccinated might be deserving of protection as a class. But because I will never get to find out what really happened in 2021 - or to tell you. (Theoretically, we can ask the Supreme Court to hear the case, but the odds are extremely long they’d even consider it.) The bad guys won.

Posted by: beckster at October 20, 2026 08:13 PM (kX27y)

34 Snow on the ground this morning, it has melted off. Moose wandering all over the darned place this week, and the dogs are apoplectic. Leaves have been gone two weeks now, and the garden has died back. I brought the last plants in from the greenhouse yesterday. Camper got winterized this morning.

DH gets his knee replaced Wednesday. A few prayers would not go astray. Should be no big deal, but with DH, things tend to be a big deal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 20, 2026 08:14 PM (fOTAm)

35 No needlepoint today - radiation treatment yesterday wiped me out 😲, so both hands are free to type on my Kindle....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 20, 2026 07:37 PM (SRRAx)
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Hang in there! My wife is back on the chemo train, and still weak from her infusion on Saturday. At least she's no longer poisonous to the touch.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:14 PM (ZOv7s)

36 BTW, it was the 2nd Circuit that ruled against Berenson. Not a big surprise.

Posted by: beckster at October 20, 2026 08:15 PM (kX27y)

37 Ok I am panicking now! Jesse who is on our side on Fox says the early turnout in Texas is massive Democrat! How can Texas make that freak our senator? Has Texas been taken over by Communist/socialists? Bernie Sanders is here saying they are winning in Texas. How can this happen. Are Republicans not voting or are we now the minority?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 20, 2026 08:15 PM (FnSbk)

38 A good article at Insty on GLP-1s and what happens when you stop them.

I am not as rapidly anti as Piper perhaps, but I think that GLP-1s should not be the whole of the plan. The article mentions doing increases in protein and exercise as you taper off the drugs. Are you not able to exercise while doing GLP-1s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 20, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

39 >> It's the one where they beam down into a riot of mind controlled hedonistic drones.

May the peace of Landru be upon you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 20, 2026 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

40 "Molotov cocktail, please.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

You want an umbrella in that?
Posted by: Your waiter at October 20, 2026 08:09 PM (MWfyi)

Swizzle stick and a dirty rag.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 20, 2026 08:11 PM (fOTAm)
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I thought the professionals topped them with tampons these days.

I prefer a French 75 as both a champaign cocktail and fire support.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)

41 Hey... nice beaver.

Thanks! It's brown.

Posted by: Winona at October 20, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

42 Ok I am panicking now! Jesse who is on our side on Fox says the early turnout in Texas is massive Democrat!
Posted by: AnnaS at October 20, 2026 08:15 PM (FnSbk)
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Fox wants the Dems to win because their ratings will go up. Their election coverage and polling is some of the worst out there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)

43 BTW, it was the 2nd Circuit that ruled against Berenson. Not a big surprise.
Posted by: beckster

Appealable?

Posted by: MkY at October 20, 2026 08:19 PM (iUHkq)

44 I prefer a French 75 as both a champaign cocktail and fire support.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:17 PM


"An odious cocktail."
-- Winston Churchill

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

45 I prefer a French 75 as both a champaign cocktail and fire support.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:17 PM

"An odious cocktail."
-- Winston Churchill


I've always had my doubts about Churchill. It's sad to see them confirmed.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2026 08:21 PM (Riz8t)

46 Molotov cocktail, please.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


3 oz vodka
1/2 oz Tabasco
2 dashes Blair's Ultra Death Sauce

Stir at room temperature, and pour into a Slap-Ya-Mama-rimmed martini glass.

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

47 42 Ok I am panicking now! Jesse who is on our side on Fox says the early turnout in Texas is massive Democrat!
Posted by: AnnaS at October 20, 2026 08:15 PM (FnSbk)
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Fox wants the Dems to win because their ratings will go up. Their election coverage and polling is some of the worst out there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:19 PM
The left can't win elections, they can only steal them.
'Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not to your own understanding.'

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2026 08:22 PM (LHPAg)

48 A H Lloyd,

I was a bad mom and snuggled my boys through chemo. I did clean the toilet and shower after every use, but I would have died without their human touch. They were so brave and sweet. Marine was in 8th grade, #1 a senior in high school.

Hold her hand. She’s not poisonous.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 08:22 PM (R6Hhu)

49 I never watch Fox News but hear Fox "News" radio everyday and if they didn't say "This is Fox News Radio" on the hour you might think it was CNN.

Posted by: fd at October 20, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

50 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down into a riot of mind controlled hedonistic drones.
Posted by: Your waiter


That's not Star Trek. That's Fox News' coverage of Paris.

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2026 08:24 PM (VHUov)

51 Landru Akbar!

Posted by: A mind controlled hedonistic drone at October 20, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)

52 I agree about Fox but I have thought Jesse was on our side?? Surely Republicans know how important this is? Or have we become outnumbered in our own state?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 20, 2026 08:28 PM (FnSbk)

53 Nate Silver says the Democrats are going to take the House and Senate. He also said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning.

Posted by: Meh at October 20, 2026 08:30 PM (MWfyi)

54 Are the Star Trek people and the Musk flying car people the same group? Seems that way.

Posted by: Case at October 20, 2026 08:31 PM (Dd7BU)

55 Or have we become outnumbered in our own state?
Posted by: AnnaS at October 20, 2026 08:28 PM


Well, who's *your* favorite drag queen?

Posted by: James Talarico at October 20, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

56 No. I no longer want a flying car. It's a silly idea anyway.

Posted by: fd at October 20, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

57 And, please to remember, this is likely the kind of person who goes to the ER for a stubbed toe. Whereas most Morons would need to have an arm or leg chopped off to see a doctor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

As long as the tourniquet holds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2026 08:32 PM (6vuXd)

58 >>I agree about Fox but I have thought Jesse was on our side?? Surely Republicans know how important this is? Or have we become outnumbered in our own state?

Democrats always take a lead in early voting. A bit early to panic.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2026 08:32 PM (viF8m)

59 Hold her hand. She’s not poisonous.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 08:22 PM (R6Hhu)
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Yeah, she is and she poisoned me in the first week. It's all good, lesson learned, we have a routine, and it works.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)

60 And, please to remember, this is likely the kind of person who goes to the ER for a stubbed toe. Whereas most Morons would need to have an arm or leg chopped off to see a doctor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

As long as the tourniquet holds.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 20, 2026 08:32 PM


Or there's no slappable hot iron available.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

61 So is Europe going to surrender and accept beheading?

Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:35 PM (kJmLc)

62 52 I agree about Fox but I have thought Jesse was on our side??
Posted by: AnnaS at October 20, 2026 08:28 PM (FnSbk)

They all do what they do for money. I don't believe any of them are "on our side." They will switch sides as soon as the money for one side runs out.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2026 08:35 PM (zYpTz)

63 Nate Silver says the Democrats are going to take the House and Senate. He also said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning.
Posted by: Meh at October 20, 2026 08:30 PM (MWfyi)
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Is that the same Nate Silver who was fired from his own web site? The guy who got famous for calling a *single election* accurately?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)

64
So is Europe going to surrender and accept beheading?
Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:35 PM (kJmLc)

___________

"What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass" - Lord Melbourne

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:37 PM (eRlcH)

65 So is Europe going to surrender and accept beheading?
Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:35 PM (kJmLc)
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In France it is political theater. The French have a long history of performative street violence. The fact that the Gendarmes have not been calling in tells you the government actually supports the rioters.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

66 "In France it is political theater"

What do they hope to accomplish?

Posted by: fd at October 20, 2026 08:39 PM (MWfyi)

67 Do Republicans ever win anything in Rhode Island?
Asking because I don't know. Have not heard of one.

Posted by: Case at October 20, 2026 08:39 PM (Dd7BU)

68 I guess it is time for the obligatory Spanish Civil War lesson. Leftist governments have a long history of "losing control" of the situation when other leftists riot. They fulminate, express dismay, may even send in the police but then order them to just sit there and get pilloried.

See also Portland and the Antifa follies.

Every European country has a formidable internal security force. Not only that, but it is federal, not some sort of provincial outfit. These guys are true paramilitaries, a step up from the National Guard.

If they want to stop it, they can stop it. The don't want to stop it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

69 Perhaps, if everywhere you go you find people who disappoint and despise you, maybe the real problem has always been just you."

I don't know the real quote but if you do, I'd like to know it.
-------

"If you run into an asshole in the morning you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

-Raylan Givens

Posted by: ... at October 20, 2026 08:42 PM (vE0+H)

70 No. She isn’t.

Stop being a pussy and hold your wife.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 08:42 PM (PNCm+)

71 In France it is political theater. The French have a long history of performative street violence. The fact that the Gendarmes have not been calling in tells you the government actually supports the rioters.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

So yes, they plan on their fall and Islamification, as a step to a massive population decrease for the WEF? Anyway, I hope the US refuses assistance as the trash in Europe is dead set on dragging us into a war of their choosing. Let them bleed

Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:43 PM (kJmLc)

72 France has placed itself inside an invisible box.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2026 08:43 PM (Cqx++)

73 What do they hope to accomplish?
Posted by: fd at October 20, 2026 08:39 PM (MWfyi)
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They want to prevent the National Rally from winning the presidential elections in the spring. They are trying to intimidate voters by saying "this is what we can do if you stop voting for us. If you vote for them, we will burn your town down."

Macron could stop this, but he agrees with them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

74 >>Do Republicans ever win anything in Rhode Island?
Asking because I don't know. Have not heard of one.

Sailboat races not elections.

Haven't one any significant statewide office in years. Like most of New England the Republican Party is almost non-existent around here.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2026 08:43 PM (viF8m)

75 Amy Acton is blegging for 1$:

"I’m asking you to chip in just $1 to my campaign before my weekly fundraising deadline.

I’m Democrat Amy Acton. My opponent, Vivek Ramaswamy, is trying to unleash a total MAGA takeover of Ohio – and is spending $145 MILLION to make it happen.

So I need your help to fight back. Please rush a $1 contribution today to me and Katie Hobbs so we can hit our $250,000 weekly fundraising goal."

At the risk of going mathic, you're going to need 500,000 donors at $0.50 a pop.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2026 08:43 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2026 08:44 PM (0sNs1)

77 Hey... nice beaver.

I clicked on this link, and it was not what I expected !!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 20, 2026 08:44 PM (5U1m0)

78 No. She isn’t.

Stop being a pussy and hold your wife.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 08:42 PM (PNCm+)
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As a medical professional I would think that you would have the sense to not comment on things of which you have no firsthand knowledge.

I've also kept a marriage together for 25 years, so please don't offer relationship advice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)

79 When I'm getting caught up on the blog at the end of the day, Quick Hits feels like this enormous hurdle, or endurance test, I have to go through for the lite reward of the Cafe.

Sometimes I don't actually read every word in Ace's post.
🫨😱🤯

Posted by: mindful webworker - read the post - don't understand those words in that order... at October 20, 2026 08:46 PM (vmXN+)

80 >>> 37 Ok I am panicking now!
==
Posted by: AnnaS at October 20, 2026 08:15 PM (FnSbk)

Turn the fucking teewee off and grab a beverage.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2026 08:46 PM (jb8Ss)

81 Sometimes I don't actually read every word in Ace's post.
Posted by: mindful webworker - read the post - don't understand those words in that order... at October 20, 2026 08:46 PM


We know.

And so does your Permanent Record.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 20, 2026 08:48 PM (0sNs1)

82 Seems a family member can be exposed to chemo drugs:

https://tinyurl.com/bde8ryah

Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:48 PM (kJmLc)

83 So yes, they plan on their fall and Islamification, as a step to a massive population decrease for the WEF? Anyway, I hope the US refuses assistance as the trash in Europe is dead set on dragging us into a war of their choosing. Let them bleed
Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:43 PM (kJmLc)
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So you want to side with the Globalist elites against a popular movement to restore their nation? MAGA for me but not for thee?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

84
Turn the fucking teewee off and grab a beverage.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2026 08:46 PM (jb8Ss)

___________

There's nothing you can do about it except cast your ballot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:48 PM (eRlcH)

85 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons! Nice story about the blind horse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2026 08:49 PM (wSl27)

86 We actually have a pretty good republican candidate here in NJ running against Spartacus. He wiped the floor with him in the debate. Sad part is I had never even heard of him (Justin Murphy) until clips of the debate appeared the next day on X.

Republican party doesn't try even in purple states, and forget about blue states altogether.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 20, 2026 08:50 PM (3ImbR)

87 There's nothing you can do about it except cast your ballot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:48 PM (eRlcH)
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And pray for our nation!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)

88 So you want to side with the Globalist elites against a popular movement to restore their nation? MAGA for me but not for thee?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

No, but no Americans should risk their lives to save eurotrash from their immigration folly

Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:51 PM (kJmLc)

89 I know Maine has Republican Senator (kinda). And New Hampshire has elected a Republican a few times. Kinda hard to keep up with everybody.

Posted by: Case at October 20, 2026 08:52 PM (Dd7BU)

90 The WEF thinks Islam will be a great way to suppress and control.

The Islamists have their own plan.

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/)

91 >>> 87 There's nothing you can do about it except cast your ballot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:48 PM (eRlcH)
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And pray for our nation!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)

All of the above.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2026 08:54 PM (jb8Ss)

92 Wear a mask and gloves. Stay six feet away.

Leave your loved ones to suffer in isolation!


Nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 08:55 PM (uL/yk)

93 No, but no Americans should risk their lives to save eurotrash from their immigration folly
Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:51 PM (kJmLc)
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Actually, if the Europeans repent and try to turn back the tide, it would be stupid not to help them. We need a unified front to face down the left. They certainly have one.

Conservatives are losing because they do this "not my problem, those guys suck" and then state after state, or country after country falls. Maybe make common cause with what allies we can still muster?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 20, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

94 >>> 88
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No, but no Americans should risk their lives to save eurotrash from their immigration folly
Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:51 PM (kJmLc)

Their folly is a lot like ours... concentrated among the so-call "elites". And while the normal folks still mostly act and think like well, peasants, they are also starting to look pissed off. Wouldn't cost a lot (compared to other options) to say, airdrop cheap pistols.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2026 08:56 PM (jb8Ss)

95
Old Mama Dot went to the doggie chiropractor today. She has been limping and it was found she had a stiff neck. After adjustment, she's doing much better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:57 PM (eRlcH)

96 Leave your loved ones to suffer in isolation!


Nice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2026 08:55 PM (uL/yk)

Seems there really is a contamination problem: Chemotherapy drugs can be excreted through various bodily fluids such as urine, feces, vomit, saliva, and even sweat. This means that anyone coming into contact with these fluids could potentially be exposed to the drugs. The duration for which these drugs remain in the body varies depending on the type of chemotherapy and the individual’s metabolism.

Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:57 PM (kJmLc)

97
The WEF thinks Islam will be a great way to suppress and control.

They want to use them to finally implement The Great Reset.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2026 08:57 PM (Cqx++)

98
No, but no Americans should risk their lives to save eurotrash from their immigration folly
Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:51 PM (kJmLc)

___________

This time we take Berlin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2026 08:58 PM (eRlcH)

99 Their folly is a lot like ours... concentrated among the so-call "elites". And while the normal folks still mostly act and think like well, peasants, they are also starting to look pissed off. Wouldn't cost a lot (compared to other options) to say, airdrop cheap pistols.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 20, 2026 08:56 PM (jb8Ss)

That I would accept. And maybe taking out WEF strongholds

Posted by: night lifted at October 20, 2026 08:58 PM (kJmLc)

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