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Tim Walz's lieutenant governor, the trans extremist Peggy Flanagan who wears trans t-shirts with a combat knife emblem, says she had nothing at all to do with the massive fraud that Minnesota saw under the Walz-Flanagan administration.

Why it's absurd to claim that Peggy Flanagan has anything to do with wasting the taxpayers' money!


Peggy Flanagan and Tim Walz Steered Millions To Pay for Disgusting 'Booty Bumping' Kits that Help Junkies Take Drugs Through 'the Rectum'

Minnesota requires the provider of the booty bumping kits to also give junkies voter registration materials

Chuck Ross
October 21, 2026

Minnesota Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan's (D.) administration spearheaded the awarding of millions of dollars in grants and contracts to a "harm reduction" group that supplies "booty bumping" kits to drug users to help them safely ingest drugs through "the butthole."

The controversial funding was part of a $100 million grant--announced by Flanagan and Gov. Tim Walz--for "Minnesotans facing homelessness," including so-called harm reduction for drug users. In the announcement, Flanagan, now running for Senate, said that "These grants will ensure that everyone can access the supports they need to find and secure safe, stable housing."

The administration highlighted grants to Southside Harm Reduction Services, a nonprofit that "promotes the health and wellbeing of drug users" through "harm reduction" supplies like syringes, sterile water, and drug cookers to help junkies get high "safely."

A key "harm reduction" offering from Southside is free lube and other supplies to help users in the "booty bumping" scene to ingest all kinds of drugs--including heroin, meth, and ketamine--"through the rectum (anus, butthole)." Southside is also required by the state of Minnesota to give the junkies voter registration materials.

Southside touts the booty bumping kits, also known as "boofing" kits, in social media posts and on its website as safer methods to ingest some drugs and an efficient way to get high. Booty bumping helps drugs "reach the bloodstream quickly," allowing practitioners to "reach a high faster than some other routes of administration," Southside Harm Reduction says.

Southside Harm Reduction offers other instructions.

"Try to poop before. This is so your drugs are absorbed better," Southside Harm Reduction Services advises in a pamphlet contained in the kits.

Is that good advice, JackStraw?

"Stand, squat, or lay on your side in a comfortable position. It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"

Boofing is controversial among harm reduction advocates. Because the drugs bypass the digestive system and enter the bloodstream quickly, it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses.

The state of Minnesota has awarded $7.9 million in grants and contracts to Southside Harm Reduction Services since 2023, according to state spending records. The administration awarded $432,000 to Southside in 2024 to provide "low-barrier access" to harm reduction supplies. The Washington Free Beacon first reported on the grants during Walz's failed vice presidential run.

This is pretty funny: Not all Karens are female.

I'm going to add "Nope," "Absolutely not," F*** that" to my active meme vocabulary.

I mentioned that Joey Swoll built his channel on Gym Whores showing their anuses to the world and then shaming men for looking at their fat butts for one second. Here's a recent example of this e-whore trend.

Here's more Entitled Whore Gym Entitlement: The girl with the nice thick legs sprints on the running machine, which is a perfectly legitimate use for it. They have a setting for it and everything.

But this entitled whore thinks that it's too loud because she can't listen to "my music" when the other girl is sprinting. Note that sprinting is an important gym activity while listening to "my music" is not.

Also note that sprinting lasts for like 20 seconds and no one would probably do more than three sets of it. So this entitled skank is complaining that she can't hear "my music" for a total time of one minute.

These people need to be banned from gyms and public spaces generally. As Joey Swoll often says, if you really want to film yourself without people walking in front of your camera, or you want to listen to "my music" without people rudely using gym equipment in the way it is supposed to be used, build your own home gyms, you broke-ass bitches.

Lisa Britton
@LisaBritton

Society: Mankeeping is a burden on women! Why don't men have friendships?! Ugh, men.

Also society: Ban all male groups and spaces! Men don't need other men for support and their health... They're just trouble! Ugh, men.


Two tier justice in the US: some racial groups are allowed to engage in truly nasty racist behavior.


A former student in a Maryland public school system has filed a federal civil rights complaint alleging the school system failed to adequately respond to years of antisemitic harassment that included slurs and an incident in which he received a bomb threat.

The complaint against the Montgomery County Public Schools was filed with the federal Education Department's Office for Civil Rights and alleges the Orthodox Jewish student experienced harassment at two of the system's high schools and that the school district failed to sufficiently protect him.

"Students would throw coins at him and call him a dirty Jew," according to the Louis D. Brandeis Center for Human Rights Under Law, which filed the complaint. The student had to transfer high schools because the harassment was "unbearable," the center also said.

The school system told local news outlet WTOP that it's aware of the complaint but declined to further comment, citing "an ongoing matter."

The complaint asks federal officials to investigate whether the school system violated Title VI of the Civil Rights Act.

Speaking of two-tiered justice: Disgraced effeminate former UK PM Keir Starmer was the head of the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) while it was covering up the grooming/rape gang scandal and allowing foreign invaders to rape lower-class native girls.

He'll now be forced to answer questions about that.


Keir Starmer listed as 'core participant' in grooming gangs inquiry

The ex-Prime Minister will give evidence after announcing the investigation

Sir Keir Starmer will be summoned to give evidence to the national grooming gangs inquiry, GB News understands.

The former Prime Minister, who announced the inquiry last year, has been listed as a core participant.

The inquiry will commence its National Accountability Hearings in London in December and January.

Further hearings will take place in March and April next year.

The inquiry's hearings are expected to examine why previous probes and investigations have not resulted in "meaningful change".

If you pay me six buck I can tell you why previous probes and investigations failed to produce meaningful change: Because the "investigations" were all designed from the start to cover up the previous cover-ups.

The world's money-hungriest socialist wants to sell you more pricey yet cheap bling.

Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."

For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

I sure don't like that law-abiding blacks feel the shame of being suspected in mass shoplifting. It stings. I have no doubt of that. I am sympathetic.

But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey for this poor state of things, and instead blamed the people actually responsible for it: a large and brazen subculture which has decided that they are entitled to rob and loot and pillage as they please and a Democrat Party determined to indulge those antisocial, barbaric beliefs.




April 2024: Alex de Waal tells a Harvard audience that Gaza is "the most intense famine that we have seen since records began."

October 2026: After none of his dire predictions came true, Alex de Waal declares that Gaza was, actually, "a very different type of famine."

Alex de Waal wrote the standard textbook on famine, runs the World Peace Foundation, and helped write starvation crimes into international law. When the media says "famine experts warn," this is who they mean.

In March 2024 he told Democracy Now that Gaza's children were already dying of hunger and disease, "likely in thousands already."

Asked in October 2026 if Gaza made him rethink his work, he said yes. Was he wrong? Of course not. The most intense famine since records began was simply "a very different type of famine," with "a very different demographic profile." Not one word about the thousands of children he said were already dying.

When Noam Dworman pressed him on the deaths in September, de Waal's answer was that the pattern "was something that was puzzling" and "we actually don't know how many have died."

He was certain enough in 2024 to tell the world they were already dying by the thousands. Now he isn't certain enough to say how many died at all.

***

What actually happened:

The IPC's own Famine Review Committee, June 2024: the famine claims were "not plausible," and "the available evidence does not indicate that Famine is currently occurring."
https://t.co/f85dKsV6gV

After the October 2025 ceasefire, a UNICEF-led survey found 0.5 percent acute child malnutrition in Gaza, one of the lowest rates in the region.
https://t.co/BfWvPDIyiR

In 2016, he admitted in Boston Review that he had used "genocide" about Sudan "because it would grab headlines," and that "using the G-word was an error."

Post here, with video.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:52 PM




Comments

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1 Booty Bumping sounds so gay!

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham, Outed Homosexual at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Ssbab)

2 Girl's girl ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (+gK6I)

3 >>>Is that good advice, JackStraw?

We have experts on everything, here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (LRRbQ)

4 For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

-

I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm)

5 Because the drugs bypass the digestive system and enter the bloodstream quickly, it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses.

Good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (k5CNB)

6 Gaza's different kind of famine was the famine of not being able to kill more Israelis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (vJPf4)

7 I thought Sophia Bush was sexy. Nevermore said the Raven

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:01 PM (vJPf4)

8 "Stand, squat, or lay on your side in a comfortable position. It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"
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Who's you buddy, who's your pal?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

9 A key "harm reduction" offering from Southside is free lube and other supplies to help users in the "booty bumping" scene to ingest all kinds of drugs--including heroin, meth, and ketamine--"through the rectum (anus, butthole)." Southside is also required by the state of Minnesota to give the junkies voter registration materials.
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Does the state of Minnesota expect the junkies to ingest the voter registration materials "thru the rectum (anus, butthole)" as well, since that makes about as much sense as anything else in that story?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:02 PM (TN0g+)

10 "Boofing"? A new one on me.

Come to think of it, I believe Fleming had Felix Leiter tell Bond that a Mob hit man, one of the two killers from Detroit in Diamonds Are Forever, was nicknamed "Boofy." Now I see why . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)

11 I guess this explains Walz's Jazz hands.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2026 06:04 PM (aEsd/)

12 >>"Boofing"? A new one on me.


Not me.

Posted by: Justice Brett Kavenaugh at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (Qugny)

13 Nooded.

6pm....

CBC - BC election. That's like chinese Quebec.

CNN- Trump rally in Florida as elections forecaster has bad news for GOP.

MSNow - DOJ and Trump versus Alaska if Sullivan loses. That's what's making them angry this hour. CNN too.

FoxNews - Kirk assassin. 2029 trial date. Assholes. Russia.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)

14 For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

-
I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026


***
The Walmarts nearest me keep underarm deodorant and stuff like lipstick and eyebrow pencils locked up. And some car detailing products too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (wzUl9)

15 Friends don't mess with other friend's backsides.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:05 PM (0U5gm)

16 Paying for drugs for addicted, wouldn't a gun do the same job?

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Who's you buddy, who's your pal?"

When you're navigat'n on the anal canal...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (pfXMo)

18 Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."
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Yeah well everything is locked up at my CVS so are they doing a racism to me too?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM (RIvkX)

19 In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

20 Alex de Waal? Isn't he that Brit poofter with the woofloo model that could never generate the same result twice?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (jb8Ss)

21 "Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (FZ29D)

22 One of my patients today suggested that druggies get a three strikes and you’re dead rule.

When they show up in the er and need narcan, they get a tattoo on their wrist.

Three strikes. You’re not coming back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud)

23 And there was a new poll in CA that shows AOC is at the top of the heap for Dem President if a primary were to be held now. Followed by: Bootygieg, Newsom, Mark Kelly, and Kamala at the bottom.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y)

24 'Call Her Daddy' host Alex Cooper and actress Sophia Bush say a "beautiful" message for women is that it's never too late to get a divorce

The American Dildo, Vibrator, Sybian and Sex Torso Manfacturers Association agree!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (Sco7b)

25 In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?

Posted by: Crusader



It's in the Good and Plenty Hard clause.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (0U5gm)

26 The booty boofing thing is vile and disgusting, but you can be sure no money actually went to booty boofing. This was pure corruption and political grifting. All this money was stolen.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (VepBY)

27 >>> 19 In what world would the state of Minnesota be helping people ingest drugs thru their rectum (anus, butthole)? Who raised their hand and even suggested that become a thing?
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:07 PM (TN0g+)

Some of us remember commie retards producing "helpful" videos instructing bums how to pick semi-edibles from dumpsters.

Posted by: Zombie Rush Limbaugh at October 23, 2026 06:09 PM (jb8Ss)

28 >>"Boofing"? A new one on me.


Not me."

#metoo
/zombie Lindsey Graham

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (pfXMo)

29
Three strikes. You’re not coming back.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud)

Someone else mentioned that - at a certain point, no more narcan.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (kX27y)

30 @22 a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived. Cops hate it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (vJPf4)

31 "It never hurts to have a boofing buddy!"

Dunno about that...your boofing buddy seems to be in a great position to give hurts.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:10 PM (GMWTj)

32 Blow it out your ass replaced by blow it up your ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:11 PM (ua/lL)

33 Someday, someone is going to be hunting down all the participants in the transanity the way the Israelis hunted down Nazis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:11 PM (jb8Ss)

34 Can your brother be your boofing buddy? Asking for a friend of mine, Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (GMWTj)

35 no money actually went to booty boofing."

Bummer.

*looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo)

36 Black TikTokers are complaining that some CVS stores only put skin and hair care products intended for blacks under lock and key. They claim this is "racist."
=====

Yeah well everything is locked up at my CVS so are they doing a racism to me too?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:06 PM


When corporate redid the walmart in my rural NE Texas town they installed a locked cabinet that has the black hair care products in it. It's right in the middle of the shampoo row and I do not recall that stuff ever being locked up before.


It may have been temporary because they were moving everything in the store around to new places but it was there the last time I went down that row a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (I43vL)

37 AOC: "I support trans women because I'm a girl's girl"

How do they come up with this stuff



Believe it or not, AOC has an entire team of people who come up with these lines.

It's hard to believe, but you can really squeeze that many dumbasses in one room.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)

38 >>But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey


But that strategy always worked in the past
- "driving while black" as a way to stop police from pulling over that car with broken windows, smelling of dope, and on the stolen vehicle list. NO, you must not pull over too many cars driven by blacks
- Shot-spotter must be removed from Chicago city because it identifies too many shooters in black neighborhoods.
- Random searches can not include too many blacks, even if they are the ones doing suspicious things.
- That "white hispanic" was wrong for reporting and tracking a black thug who was casing apartments to rob.
- No redlining. Whitey banks must make loans in decrepit neighborhoods because they contain blacks and to not loan there would be racism.

I can go on. Hiring, renting, school discipline.... everything. Demanding society bend to their will is their go-to strategy.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (OjNI1)

39 a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived.
------

I've read from people I trust that we don't have a homeless problem--we have an addiction problem. I think addiction describes 80% or more of it, but I'm not sure it describes all of it. One way of the other, I've seen more "homeless" people hanging out in what used to be "normal" areas around Oklahoma City in the last 24 months than I ever saw before, even during the Weekend at Bernie's presidency.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (TN0g+)

40 23 And there was a new poll in CA that shows AOC is at the top of the heap for Dem President if a primary were to be held now



Yes... President Girls girl....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (+gK6I)

41 Blow it out your ass replaced by blow it up your ass."

Puffy, that is.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (pfXMo)

42 >>>As Joey Swoll often says, if you really want to film yourself without people walking in front of your camera, or you want to listen to "my music" without people rudely using gym equipment in the way it is supposed to be used, build your own home gyms, you broke-ass bitches.

Plop your fat, hairy man ass in front of her camera set up and go Karen on her perverted ass for filming you for her own sexual gratification.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (dK+Kv)

43
Who's you buddy, who's your pal?"
When you're navigat'n on the anal canal...
Posted by: man

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Ra6EG)

44 >>>21 "Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...

i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)

45 They also call it "hooping" I think.
It was prison slang for hiding things up your butt.

George Floyd told one of the cops on bodycam that he had been hopping earlier when they asked if he was high on anything at one point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

46 Masculine 20th century: Snorting huge rails of coke up your nose.

Feminine 21st century: booty bumping fenty up your poop shoot.

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (SwyyQ)

47 Hiring, renting, school discipline.... everything. Demanding society bend to their will is their go-to strategy."

We're at the mercy of the bottom quintile....

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (pfXMo)

48 Meh. All these Gym THOT videos are staged. All fake.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (VepBY)

49 Didn't I read that some stores in DC/adjacent burbs had actually stopped putting everything behind locked glass thanks to the, uh, change in vibe WRT crime? Courtesy of the corrupt authoritarian's crack-down.

Franpsycho, in your AO I think the store still being there is the victory, right?

Our favorite big-chain grocery store nearest us just installed "security" arrangements on the personal care aisle last year. Sadly, a few months later came the little gates to get in. I should ask a manager if those changes were demand-driven (so to speak) or top-down corporate changes.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (U/Byj)

50 i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)


https://youtu.be/h3JFEfdK_Ls

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt)

51 "Blow it out your ass" motorcycle man, I am the devil, do you understand?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:16 PM (GMWTj)

52 Asked in October 2026 if Gaza made him rethink his work, he said yes. Was he wrong? Of course not. The most intense famine since records began was simply "a very different type of famine," with "a very different demographic profile." Not one word about the thousands of children he said were already dying.
===

Wonder what made this "different" you lying sack of sh*t?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

53 Believe it or not, AOC has an entire team of people who come up with these lines.

It's hard to believe, but you can really squeeze that many dumbasses in one room.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)
----
It's shame they spend all their time boofing each other...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

54 I think addiction describes 80% or more of it,"

90. Easily.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (pfXMo)

55 Everything leftists do is either a farce, a catastrophe, a lie, or a crime.

And yet, for some reason, they are still on the playing fields, as one of two "options" available to the public.

How is this possible?

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (HD2n/)

56 >>>The world's money-hungriest socialist wants to sell you more pricey yet cheap bling.

Why's she always gotta look like like she's about to eat my brains. She's got great hooters and all, but, FFS, open your eyes.

Is the undead look a zillennial thing?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)

57 She’ll “win” by .07% after 3 weeks of counting and finding ballots. Minnesota leftists are experts at stealing elections. The perfected the craft in 2008.

Posted by: Andy McCarthy Can Blow Me at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (YNt71)

58 Ace, my love, I could have lived for the rest of my life being ingnorant of boofing. I would add to the boofers to lie on your left side, as if you are having an enema or colonoscopy. It's anatomy, perverts.

However, I would no more assist them with this information than to give out needles to hobos. On the bright side the straight shoot to the pooter could kill quicker and eliminate the numbers? Dunno, but it seems plausible.

Where was I? Oh, the added knowledge, this week, from you about Clinton and Monica. Altho it makes sense somehow of that pervert's activities, it had never entered my pure mind.

I may never be the same but will continue to read here.

Anyone could see, with a tiny gerbil brain sticking out of Gere, that the entire government of MN needs to be fire hosed, arrested, inprisoned or deported. To let the state start over. They ALL knew and got kickbacks.

Have a good weekend Ace and all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (hzuYO)

59 NOVA Campaigns
@NoVA_Campaigns
Turns out @SenLouiseLucas is nothing but a cheap low life hood rat asking her drug dealer if they’re actually a cop.

“On or about April 19, 2022, LOUISE LUCAS asked ICC #1 if they were a member of law enforcement before purchasing between 3-5 pounds of marijuana from ICC #1.”
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The photo that accompanies the tweet shows that the "Fundamentally non-serious" genius WROTE A CHECK for the marijuana.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+)

60 The drugs up the butt is one step above the trans guy who stuck frozen tomato juice cubes up his butt . When they melted he claimed it was just like menstruation.
These people aren't right in the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 06:18 PM (vJPf4)

61 Party girls boof alcohol. Not joking. It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VepBY)

62 Little Johnny:
"That homeless guy in Minneapolis died from shoving drugs up his ass."

Tim Walz:
"Don't say that. Say 'Rectum.'"

Little Johnny:
"Wrecked 'em hell. It killed his ass."

Posted by: Minuteman at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (47/pr)

63 Three strikes. You’re not coming back.
Posted by: nurse ratched

-------------
How bout zero strikes?

Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (OjNI1)

64 It's shame they spend all their time boofing each other...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

There was a story years ago about a panic with girls soaking their tampons in vodka, putting it to good use, and going to class.

I think that's probably what's going here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (6ydKt)

65 I may never be the same but will continue to read here."

It's life changing.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (pfXMo)

66 the trans guy who stuck frozen tomato juice cubes up his butt . When they melted he claimed it was just like..."

A bloody Mary?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:20 PM (pfXMo)

67 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo)
=====

This is a Bad Idea.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX)

68 We dodged such a huge bullet when Governor Jazz Hands lost. Imagine what the country would look like if that fag and Kamala had won.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (viF8m)

69 boofing

nope

absolutely not

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 06:21 PM (1wjle)

70 For some reason, I believe him.


Dr Adali Warsame
@AdaliWarsame
This is her modus operandi. You English speakers only know one side of Ilhan. You dont know the violent, fascistic, ethnonationalist, ethnosupremacist Ilhan. That one is reserved for her Somali speaking audience. She is highly machiavelian, duplicitous and cunning. Here she is sending one message to the “white” “liberal” “naive” audience (message: oh look at me walking in a park with my husband life is great I am just an ordinary family woman). To her Somali audience the dog whistle violent rhetoric is in the song itself which btw is a war cry / war song: “I will wipe the floor with my enemies. I will crush them under my boot. I will put them in graves”. The duality and duplicity of Ilhan Omar. You really dont know what or who youre dealing with. These are her forbears (real picture). She comes from Somalian fascist nazis.

https://tinyurl.com/3jjnu2xp

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (kX27y)

71 Party girls boof alcohol. Not joking. It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VepBY)

Good to see that their priorities are sorted.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

72 Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 06:19 PM (OjNI1)
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I think it's the same logic behind making abortions "safe, legal, and rare."

The people behind "harm reductions" WANT to create maximum death and destruction, under the guise of being "helpful."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 06:22 PM (FZ29D)

73 How bout zero strikes?

Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs? It seems obvious they just encourage destructive behavior so instead of losing a few and everyone else getting a lesson, we lose tens of thousands a year.
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My dad likes fast cars and isn't an idiot. But when I was a kid he made that point that IF one were really interested in car safety placing a knife facing the driver imbedded in the center of the steering wheel would be more effective than a seatbelt. It would be a constant reminder to every driver that they had skin in the game, literally.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

74 El-Sayed never ever answers the questions, even ones from a friendly like Bret Baier. He always skews to something he wants to talk about.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (jsLqC)

75 "Boofing Buddies"' sounds like a gay rom-com...

i don't care what you say anymore this is Myyyy Life

Posted by: ace


Isn't that where Tom Hanks got his start?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (0U5gm)

76 Franpsycho, in your AO I think the store still being there is the victory, right?

=====

Sad but true. There were two other locations I preferred, both gone. Still vacant too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)

77 Who's you buddy, who's your pal?"

When you're navigat'n on the anal canal...
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026


***
"Eighteen miles on the Anal Canal . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man


Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (HD2n/)

79 Watching on Tubi
Come What May - France May 1940
More than a 1/2 hour in but good so far

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)

80 I kind of think after sounding, everything is downhill.

Happier news. Around lunch, I had on The Price is Right. There was a very sweet lady from Dallas there. Drew asked for her bid and she replied "Oh sugar, I don't know.'

She ended up winning a car.
I was happy for her.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b)

81 It's like the Dems want to turn this country into a nation of drug addicts and homeless people, or something.

Posted by: mrp at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (rj6Yv)

82 After the last round of polls, Minnesota is still ranked lean D, but it was likely D. Minnesota is the only state to shift toward the Republicans in months and I hate that for us.

[BI support Flanagan, but she really let Michelle Tafoya walk all over her at the debate. She had no response to anything except “but Donald Trump!” That line famously didn’t work in 2016 or 2024.

I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!

Minnesota is this year’s Washington of 2022. Remember the panic in Democratic camp when Murray’s defeat was in margin of error and her opponent was even tied to her in the polls in final couple of weeks, only for Murray to win by nearly 15 points

I strongly suspect that if there were an actual real possibility that Peggy Flanagan might lose the general election that AOC would do more to help her.

If not for the national climate this year, Tafoya would have had a genuine shot. As it stands, though, that’s no longer the case.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (33+LP)

83 I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

84 Isn't that where Tom Hanks got his start?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:23 PM (0U5gm)

In EVERYONE's defense, Donna Dixon was there.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:26 PM (Sco7b)

85 My dad likes fast cars and isn't an idiot. But when I was a kid he made that point that IF one were really interested in car safety placing a knife facing the driver imbedded in the center of the steering wheel would be more effective than a seatbelt. It would be a constant reminder to every driver that they had skin in the game, literally.

Posted by: Crusader



A researcher in the eighties named Sam Peltzman that I found while looking into the issue found that seat belt laws increased the number of accidents beyond statistical noise and also substantially raised the number of pedestrian fatalities.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 06:27 PM (0U5gm)

86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
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How sad--her Dad has dementia.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:27 PM (TN0g+)

87

Bump bump bump
Bump bump bump

Bump your booty
Bump your booty

Posted by: KHz and the Moonshine Band at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Cqx++)

88 a friend who is a cop says they've revived people 5-6 times and he knows they'll do it again unless the person dies and can't be revived.
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I've read from people I trust that we don't have a homeless problem--we have an addiction problem. I think addiction describes 80% or more of it, but I'm not sure it describes all of it. One way of the other, I've seen more "homeless" people hanging out in what used to be "normal" areas around Oklahoma City in the last 24 months than I ever saw before, even during the Weekend at Bernie's presidency.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:13 PM


When we lived in Kentucky there was a homeless guy in lexington that was revived with narcan 23 times in less than two years. There was a very heated argument during a city council meeting when the police chief asked "how many times is enough?"


This one homeless guy was taking a huge chunk out of the cities EMS budget. They would get a 911 call and the cops would go to the address and find the guy OD'ed and have to revive him. They then had to wait for the ambulance that would take him to the hospital where he got to stay for 2-3 days before they would let him go.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (I43vL)

89 78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man

Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse.
Posted by: zombie


Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years -- yeah, actually, the Folsom ones are worse. Up Your Alley was more ludicrous, but Folsom more disgusting.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (HD2n/)

90 We went to Folsom Street one year but didn't take a camera. No camera phones those days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

91 "Imagine what the country would look like if that fag and Kamala had won."

Why, I think we would all be boofing!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:29 PM (GMWTj)

92 ChristyBlinky - “straight shooter to the pooter.”

I love this place.
No homo, of course!

Posted by: RI Red at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (LMRVO)

93 86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
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Until 2020 ? Not a life long Republican then

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (+gK6I)

94 It’s a quick easy way to get drunk without getting bloated and potentially sick."

*Cornell undergrad hardest....hit?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (pfXMo)

95 Boofing is how you get out of handcuffs - just ask Ralph Kramden..

Posted by: Boswell at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (j10i6)

96 AOC truly is retarded. Maine is a fence sitting state. It's always been about 50/50 (even with the transplants that live along the coast coming up from Mass.) If it does lean a little left...it's not by much. The LAST thing anyone campaigning seriously in that state should do is take an unpopular wedge issue and make a Jr. High type proclamation like she did. It may help HER ambitions overall. But, it sure as hell doesn't help Jackson.

Collins was probably doing fist pumps after seeing that.

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

97 For six buck I can tell you why the stores are specifically guarding products intended for blacks under lock and key.

-

I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm)


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 06:30 PM (fheZL)

98
Has anyone done a serious study of the harm caused by all these "harm reduction" programs?


Are you sure that even a small fraction of the $100 million is finding its way to the alleged recipients or is it being laundered in the markets and buying luxury homes and cars for the organization's officers?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:31 PM (U4c/V)

99 86 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!
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How sad--her Dad has dementia.
Posted by: Crusader

Probably dead.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 23, 2026 06:31 PM (33+LP)

100 Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years"

You have quite the constitution...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (pfXMo)

101 Good evening all!
I asked for prayers last night on the ONT. Unfortunately I asked for them during a troll storm. I am under the weather. Chills, fever, cough, runny nose, and aches. Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed.

Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

102 I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026


***
"There is hardly any substance the human animal will not in his eternal perversity misuse."

I read years ago that it was a common practice in Victorian England for pipe smokers to ingest the stuff rectally. I'd hate to be the guy who had to clean that pipe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

103 89 78 *looks at zombie's old pics of Folsom street fair
Posted by: man

Think those are bad? The "Up Your Alley" pics are much worse.
Posted by: zombie

Actually, comparing them now for the first time in years -- yeah, actually, the Folsom ones are worse. Up Your Alley was more ludicrous, but Folsom more disgusting.
Posted by: zombie


WHAT AM I THINKING.

I was looking at the second Up Your Alley Report. I retract my retraction. The 2008 Up Your Alley report was, in fact, by far the worst.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (HD2n/)

104 83 I have never thought about taking alcohol by ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 23, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s

Some lube, a funnel, a bit of coordination and a few Bud Lights, and you have yourself a cheap, exciting night.

Today's 6:30 pm lies and lies of ommission....
-flash floods - stay safe all
- Oregon hero speaks
Trump- DOJ - Alaska
-Russia

Up first
NBC - floods in the West
ABC - floods
CBS - Oregon Hero

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

105 I have the heating pad and I am going to bed."

Sounds like a plan. Get well soon.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:34 PM (pfXMo)

106 Flannagan will be a great addition to the other putrid Dem Female Governors already in office... Add in Acton and ......

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:35 PM (+gK6I)

107 https://tinyurl.com/2bpyd5nf

You've got to boof your way out!

Posted by: Boswell at October 23, 2026 06:35 PM (j10i6)

108 I asked for prayers last night on the ONT. Unfortunately I asked for them during a troll storm. I am under the weather. Chills, fever, cough, runny nose, and aches. Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed.
Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

Fluids and rest

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (+gK6I)

109 Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

Sorry you're not feeling well. Will pray for your healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (JrHfD)

110 Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM (ua/lL)

111 Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM 

Sleep very well.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)

112 CBS - Oregon Hero

Why are they covering him ? Did he say he hates Trump or something ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I)

113 Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:36 PM


Not looking that up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (I43vL)

114 Rectal endometriosis is going to be the least of the problems from this practice.

That sounds horrible even though I don't know what that is. How many more millions for the inevitable medical treatments that will 200% be picked up by those who are demanding Affordability?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (pUU4E)

115 Suddenly Elvis Costello's song Party Girl doesn't sound so winsome.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 23, 2026 06:39 PM (bX16E)

116 King County Housing Authority "lost" 17 million dollars last year.

No accounting.
Gone
Unrecoverable.

That was supposed to be for housing the unhoused. Instead, POOF!

Even the local ABC affiliate is reporting on it.
*pops popcorn*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (W2Pud)

117 If you think about it for a minute, the word, "rectum" has a double meaning for fags.

That's all I've got from this week's Ace news.

All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption.

The Met police state they never launched a letter to her in 2018 regarding Daddy and are trying to find it. hic

She lies often as pathological narcissists often do. If she or her halfwit half brother lied the truth shall come out. I'll be here for it as she reminds me of the narcissist who used to be in my life.

In all seriousness if you do nothing else about her highness, look at her latest video of her setting the table with her As Ever crap on the subreddit. It's supposed to somehow be a table for Christmas. In all white. She decends the stairs majestically in a strange dress ($2k) someone described as "the world's largest vulva." Which had me a bit hysterical last night. She sets her candy bars on soup bowls for reasons unknown. Puts her arse on the table and poses weirdly and laughs maniacally. Perfection.

The comments are priceless. It is the most retarded thing I have seen in awhile, as I haven't watched debates.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (hzuYO)

118 112 CBS - Oregon Hero

Why are they covering him ? Did he say he hates Trump or something ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 06:38 PM (+gK6I)

Probably to lend credibility to the rest of their lies.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)

119 How many more millions for the inevitable medical treatments"

Stock up on witch hazel and Prep H?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pfXMo)

120 I was able to sit down and discuss both candidates policies with my life long Republican (until Trump 2020) father yesterday. Hes voting Peggy!

It was a gravesite "conversation".

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 06:41 PM (pUU4E)

121
I don't have enough cold foam. It's a famine at Schloss Hadrian!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:42 PM (eRlcH)

122 All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption. . . .

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026


***
Christy, do you mean the Markle creature?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9)

123
Hoping it’s not the flu. I have the heating pad and I am going to bed.
Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3TlS+)

__________

Prayers for a speedy recovery from The Crud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:43 PM (eRlcH)

124 Almost time for me to feed the furry thugs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

125 Feel better soon, Jmel

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:44 PM (W2Pud)

126 So sick of them -

@mollie_don
4h
Well, what do we have here? Ilhan Omar and Keith Ellison at a Minneapolis early-voting site, just feet from a voter casting a ballot, with cameras rolling all around them.

But get this…

Minn. Stat. § 204C.06, subd. 1 limits who may stand within 100 feet of a polling place. Subd. 2(a) limits who may remain inside and who may approach within six feet of voting booths or equipment. Subd. 8 says news media may not approach within six feet of a voter. § 211B.11, subd. 1 prohibits soliciting votes or displaying campaign materials inside polling places and, during early voting, within 100 feet of the room, as far as practicable.

Omar is on the ballot for Congress. Ellison is on the ballot for Attorney General. Their presence as high-profile candidates, with media in tow, while voters are casting ballots, looks like exactly the lingering and electioneering these rules are written to prevent. Ordinary citizens don’t get to do this.

Rules for thee, not for me.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

127
But I would like very much if they stopped blaming whitey for this poor state of things, and instead blamed the people actually responsible for it: a large and brazen subculture which has decided that they are entitled to rob and loot and pillage as they please and a Democrat Party determined to indulge those antisocial, barbaric beliefs.

___________

Indulge? Are there not thousands of Democratic orbiters in academia positively celebrating this behavior?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)

128 There's a William Lawrence DSA kid running in Michigan.

Damn, someone's funding an avalanche of ads against the subhuman piece of garbage.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b)

129 All I can handle as I go off to solve the mystery of yet another Douchass Meghan of Sucks trash family erurption. . . .

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026

***
Christy, do you mean the Markle creature?
----

What explains the differing levels of success between no talent *grifters*? The Jenners seem to PRINT all the money any family would ever need, whereas the money seems to come in dribs and drabs for Markle?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

130 AOC is so dumb. And the people who elected her are even dumber.
Scary, huh?

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:47 PM (MWfyi)

131 beckster, good job of passing along all this information.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:47 PM (ua/lL)

132 What is it with weirdos and shoving things up their backsides? Talk about not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (5WPt1)

133 AOC is so dumb. And the people who elected her are even dumber.
Scary, huh?
Posted by: fd
________

She had the bird hand going for that whole video.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (JzUSu)

134 Jmel, please take lots of fluids.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (ua/lL)

135 I think Flannagan is running for US senate, not governor. That's Amy Koblocher. I probably didn't spell that right.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)

136 boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing boofing
boofing boofing boofing....oh, that hurts!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (GMWTj)

137 I've two Irish grandkids. On the couple times a year I get to see them, they are getting hugs. Feck Dublin.

Posted by: Cosda at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (x0nsc)

138 think Flannagan is running for US senate, not governor. That's Amy Koblocher. I probably didn't spell that right.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026


***
The one who had some idea of running for president in, what was it, 2020? Klobuchar, I think, was her name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9)

139 Those people are out there, shambling around, looking for freebies and stuff to wreck.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (MWfyi)

140 tcn, How is DH doing today? When does he start physical therapy?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (ua/lL)

141 What is it with weirdos and shoving things up their backsides? Talk about not knowing your ass from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 23, 2026 06:49 PM


I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL)

142 Sandy Cortez from Washington Heights allegedly received an Economics degree from either Boston College or Boston University (I forget which). After graduating, she was living in NYC, the financial capital of the world, but was working as a waitress.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 23, 2026 06:52 PM (l26NL)

143 Christy, do you mean the Markle creature?
----

What explains the differing levels of success between no talent *grifters*? The Jenners seem to PRINT all the money any family would ever need, whereas the money seems to come in dribs and drabs for Markle?
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)
**********
Indeed, that be her highness who never fails to entertain me.

I never knew about yacht girls til this subreddit.

I find my education grows weekly, thanks to Ace and others vs rereading Norton's Anthology of English Literature, a favorite, and I have both volumes. I keep meaning to get around to that...Beowulf will probably still bring me down in olde English. Soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 06:52 PM (hzuYO)

144
I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL)

____________

The Encyclopedia of Things People Have Shoved Up Their Ass (8th edition), 43 Volumes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 06:53 PM (eRlcH)

145 I find my education grows weekly, thanks to Ace and others vs rereading Norton's Anthology of English Literature, a favorite, and I have both volumes. I keep meaning to get around to that...Beowulf will probably still bring me down in olde English. Soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026


***
We were having fun quoting classic poetry this morning -- Browning, Service, Kipling, et al.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (wzUl9)

146 This one homeless guy was taking a huge chunk out of the cities EMS budget. They would get a 911 call and the cops would go to the address and find the guy OD'ed and have to revive him. They then had to wait for the ambulance that would take him to the hospital where he got to stay for 2-3 days before they would let him go.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:28 PM (I43vL)

..........

This may sound cruel but there are 2 words for just this
situation..... "Slow Code"

Posted by: Molly k. at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (j/yko)

147 In a development that nobody foresaw, El Salvador is deploying thousands of troops to Haiti to retrieve 4 kidnapped military aid workers. President Bukele is talking trash - using biblical citations - to the gangs of Haiti. Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (U/Byj)

148
Wasn't there a thing about 20 years ago where "today's kid" were soaking tampons in booze and sticking it up their butts to get drunk?

I seem to remember that was an internet deal for awhile. The advantage was supposed to be no alcohol on your breath.

I thought it was fake at the time but I guess not.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 06:54 PM (YSUhf)

149 I thought the going rate was two-fiddy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (0U5gm)


Bidenflation hit everywhere hard

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (gUs21)

150 NOOD

FWANCE




is preparing to surrender

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (jb8Ss)

151 I once talked to an ER registered nurse who quit and went to work for a private practice doctor. Her number one reason for quitting that very high paying job was the number of people who came in with various things shoved up their a$$ess.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 06:51 PM (I43vL)
____________________________

Were that me, I would likely stick around and write a book entitled:

"Whose Watch is This?"

Posted by: Orson at October 23, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske)

152 Nood indeed

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (pfXMo)

153 Back about 1990 I remember hearing about a new teen fad, pretending to be a runaway and homeless. The kids had homes, often very comfortable ones. But they would pretend to have fled an abusive home and to be living on the street. I guess when their curfew time came around they went back to their parent-bought BMWs and drove home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 06:57 PM (wzUl9)

154 Even the local ABC affiliate is reporting on it.
*pops popcorn*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 06:40 PM (W2Pud)

KOMO seems to be the one channel willing to take these things on. They put out "Seattle is Dying" a few years ago.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at October 23, 2026 07:03 PM (gUs21)

155 "it can increase the likelihood of fatal overdoses."
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Maybe because I'm a heartless asshole who's fed up, but this looks to me like a feature and not a bug.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 23, 2026 07:06 PM (OGFx7)

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