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“They’re not after me, they’re after you, and I just happen to be standing in the way.”And now, as we all know that was not mere hyperbole, was it?! We already knew that Jack Smith, the ‘special prosecutor’ appointed to target Trump, had been spying on multiple members of Congress, but the latest reports show a wide net that had gathered in every donor even if he or she had only put in a buck or got a hat. We already knew that Jack Smith, the ‘special prosecutor’ appointed to target Trump, had been spying on multiple members of Congress, but the latest reports show a wide net that had gathered in every donor even if he or she had only put in a buck or got a hat. Ex-special counsel Jack Smith obtained personal information on 639,000 Republican donors, voters and supporters — including some who contributed as little as $1 or bought “red MAGA hats” — according to subpoena returns obtained by a Senate Republican committee. Dates of birth, home addresses, email addresses, Republican party registration, information about credit cards or employment history were also hoovered up. That included names of Republican campaign aides and volunteers, as well as party donors who contributed anywhere between $1 and $1,000. Information on red Make America Great Again hats was also shared, including the buyers’ names and home addresses. And that puts this story in a very disturbing light Nine of the country's biggest banks spent five years running an outrageous campaign to cut conservatives, Christians, pro-lifers, and Trump supporters out of the financial system, and the federal government now has the receipts. . . The banks leaned on the SPLC’s bogus hate-group designations again and again. That's the same SPLC federal prosecutors indicted in April on fraud and money-laundering charges for allegedly bilking donors out of millions, and the same group FBI Director Kash Patel has called a "partisan smear machine." WePay closed a religious organization's account after the SPLC branded it an "extremist hate group," and employees described it internally as a "[r]ight wing religious conservative non profit with strong anti LGBTQ rhetoric." WePay also killed an account raising money for a "devout Christian's" legal challenge to anti-discrimination laws. . . "Under the Biden administration, banks could face greater supervisory pressure to move away from lending to the firearms industry," a Wells Fargo reputation-risk review of a prospective firearms client warned. . . "It is appalling that these banks targeted American consumers for their political, social, or religious beliefs that did not align with the Biden Administration or its leftist allies… Many of those targeted were supporters of President Trump," CFPB Acting Director Mark Paoletta said. "These thuggish tactics… have no place in America."Not that the banks or other elements of the private sector feared governmental pressure, many of hem are whole or in part fellow travelers of the Anti-American Democrat/Left so they were eager and willing to be the cutting edge of the razor that decapitated their enemies — the AMERICAN people. Whatever business they might lose would no doubt be made up by commie politicians with fat bailouts and handouts. Of course those of us that could not be silenced this way faced the utterly corrupted and bastardized criminal justice system, weaponized to destroy anyone and everyone who was deemed an enemy of the DC junta, as we thoroughly witnessed in the wake of the Malig-Nancy Pelosi engineered January 6th phony Insurrection. I'm not sure but there might still be innocent people rotting in the DC gulag and for sure there are two martyred women, Roseanne Boyland and Ashli Babbitt, murdered at the hands of Pelosi's Stormtroopers with badges. Of course with stormtroopers like BLM and Antifa, the Democrats in elective office don't need anyone with no steen-keeng badges! The Florida Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate says history is “messy,” explaining why she honors cop killers, including Assata Shakur. Democratic Socialists of America member Angie Nixon is running against Senator Ashley Moody this year in the special election to finish out Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s term. Nixon has faced fire for her bookstore, “Cafe Resistance,” which pays homage to Shakur. “Who I had on my walls were civil rights leaders that wind up like getting convicted or like tried for like, you know, robbery or killing police officers – just all types of things,” Nixon said during an interview. She accused Sen. Moody’s campaign of sending a tracker to heckle her. She said some of the criminals were “set up” before adding, “Not all, right? Maybe. I don’t know. Possibly. A lot of them maintain their innocence.” Nixon continued: But it was Assata Shakur. It was Angela Davis. Like it was all these different people in the wall. And then the guy came in and he tried to like just trash and say I’m celebrating cop-killers and I’m like, it’s history. Without irony, she added: “We don’t know our history.”You know what else is messy? torture chambers and mass graves which as I have asserted many times is exactly what this dick-less Nixon and her ilk have in mind for all of us if they ever have half the chance. It's why I kind of wince at essays like this. As I was scrolling through Twitter/X/Whatever looking for videos of Antifa getting bopped (because they are hilarious), it occurred to me that today's filthy communists are a far cry from the trained, maniacal Marxists our fathers and grandfathers squared off with decades ago.First, it's worth noting that at first everyone laughed at Hitler, the little corporal and his funny mustache. And then look what happened to most of Europe's Jews and most of Europe. Sure, blue-haired trannies and men with boobs are funny-looking. But then when the Molotov cocktails, bricks, hate-shakes, fists and bullets start flying it's not so funny anymore. And now they can count on 1.5 billion Muslims across the globe to have their back, and for sure however many million right here in the US of A. How is it our nation's voters are allowing it to be turned over to its socialist enemies? Western Europe will not stop the mass infiltration of Muslims into their nations, and indeed now of their governments. Today’s Democrat party is doing nothing to stop itself from being infiltrated and captured by far-left (admitted) socialists and Marxists. Furthermore, it does not appear that American voters will do much to prevent the Democrat-socialists from taking over their government. What would it take for someone — anyone -- to effectively fight back, resist, or even do much of anything to prevent these existentially threatening developments?Backing up to the article before the aforementioned wherein the author implores us to get out and vote, yes for sure, but at some point voting even more harderer ain't gonna cut the mustard. And considering Michigan and its elections are still run by the twisted coven of Wretched Whitmer, Jocelyn Benson and Dana Nessel, the thievery that stole the state for Biden 6 years ago will ensure that El-Sayed is its next Senator. Meanwhile, as we await Nidal Hasan's execution, I'd like to see Hasan sandwiched between Jack Smith and Anthony Fauci, and all three dispatched simultaneously to the Infernal Reaches. Speaking of which, I give you this cheery item to underscore who and what we're dealing with... Iowa, smackdab in the middle of America. Home of the Field of Dreams. Iowa, a land of farms and small towns and pastoral beauty… of county fairs and farm shows… and churches and generations of upright, God-fearing citizens. Yet, in one small town, something remarkably grotesque happened last week. At a city council meeting at Ottumwa, a man rose to offer a prayer to Satan. He was permitted to do this according to a January 2026 council resolution about free speech. Consenting to this exhibition amounted to moral dereliction.Yeah, just politics as usual, why am I overreacting?! have a good day.
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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2026 07:41 AM (I43vL) 2
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Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 07:41 AM (ZxPkt) 3
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 07:41 AM (oqpkA) 4
The Italicans have taken over.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 15, 2026 07:42 AM (Q/FnY) 5
Auto close tags to save JJ!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 07:42 AM (oqpkA) 6
Happy Thursday
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 15, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur) 7
Here is our President rallying everyone with a little message: "Never Give Up"
https://tinyurl.com/yc2truvy Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2026 07:43 AM (5T19r) 8
Morning!
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 15, 2026 07:43 AM (OFFIZ) 9
>>The Italicans have taken over.
That's twice this week. They may have to take away his Italican privileges. Posted by: Nazdar at October 15, 2026 07:43 AM (NcvvS) 10
Good morning JJ and horde
A very good read from Kimberly Stassel at Hillsdale Imprimis The rise of the Democratic Socialism https://tinyurl.com/3c48zz25 Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 04:34 AM Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 07:44 AM (m0C+s) 11
Our state fair is a great state fair if you want to get shot.
Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 07:44 AM (MWfyi) 12
Thank you JJ
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 15, 2026 07:44 AM (1JnSZ) 13
Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX) 14
>Report: Iran Steps Up Attacks on Hormuz Oil Shipments to Hurt Trump in Midterms
---- don't these people know they have been defeated? It was in all the papers hey- maybe they aren't defeated yet! huh Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 07:46 AM (ZxPkt) Posted by: Nazdar at October 15, 2026 07:47 AM (NcvvS) 16
Geez lady: steal something worth stealing at least
@Breaking911 · 15h A woman was arrested after allegedly stealing two 12-foot Halloween skeletons worth $600 from a Home Depot in Michigan. Police used a drone to track her after she tried to hide the decorations in a bush; she briefly ran from officers before being caught. Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt) 17
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 07:48 AM (RORbl) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX) 19
and you know that copies of all those records are in demonrat and commie hands for the day they regain power.
Thank You, JJ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2026 07:48 AM (VyBeY) 20
lunatic sighting: alternet:
On Wednesday, Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman sounded the alarm about President Donald Trump’s plan to "punish" the U.S. during the final two years of his term. According to Krugman, Trump is preparing to take a page from two of history’s most terrible tyrants. "By the middle of March 1945," writes Krugman, "even Adolf Hitler knew that the war was lost. Soviet forces were within 45 miles of Berlin. American forces had crossed the Rhine and were well on their way to encircling the remaining German defenders. But Hitler didn’t believe that he had failed. He believed that he had been failed by the German people. So on March 19 he issued the 'Decree concerning demolitions in the Reich territory,' which has come to be known as the Nerobefehl or Nero decree. It ordered the destruction of Germany’s own infrastructure -- supposedly to deny that infrastructure to the Allies, but the obvious purpose was to punish his own country." While the order was never carried out, according to Krugman, it serves as a warning for how Trump will respond after his party takes a beating in the midterms – an effort the president is already ramping up. Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 15, 2026 07:48 AM (CWTWj) 21
"Grassley: Jack Smith, Biden DOJ Collected Data on 639,000 Republican Donors, Voters"
And, so? What are you going to do about it? That's what I thought. Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at October 15, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi) 22
> Sure, blue-haired trannies and men with boobs are funny-looking. But then when the Molotov cocktails, bricks, hate-shakes, fists and bullets start flying it's not so funny anymore.
Kyle Rittenhouse knew exactly what to do. Be like Kyle. I hear what you're saying, but man it's hard to take them seriously when (as someone put it) they're so wussified they get PTSD if someone forgets to call them "xim". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 15, 2026 07:50 AM (qlLNh) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 15, 2026 07:51 AM (qlLNh) 24
I have been watching the trailer for Narnia: The Magician's Nephew and I am not sure if Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" is a tell on the White Witch or Grete Gerwig.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 07:51 AM (2GVsD) 25
" ordered the destruction of Germany’s own infrastructure "
It's already started. Just look at what Trump has done to California's high speed rail system. Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 07:53 AM (2GVsD) 27
Nine of the country's biggest banks spent five years running an outrageous campaign to cut conservatives, Christians, pro-lifers, and Trump supporters out of the financial system, and the federal government now has the receipts. . .
- The gubbernmint is doing it wrong, says the HSBC whistleblower: https://tinyurl.com/2p9jd32x Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 07:53 AM (MOPlc) 28
Culture Shift: Young Teens Identifying as Gay or Bisexual Collapses.
-- Hey, it's almost like it was a social engineering project by the demonic left to indoctrinate young people into their sick, sexual worldview for nothing but nefarious purposes to alter normal sexuality and a family-centered life! And now the fad is waning...because that's all this is. A fad for the vast majority of confused young people who have gone through school with this absurdity pounded into their heads. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) 29
@16. See, that is a stupid person. She should be in jail for at least two years. Not for stealing but for being stupid.
Posted by: Case at October 15, 2026 07:56 AM (ROPCF) 30
Mixed nut fans: if you've noticed fewer Brazil nuts per container lately, it's not your imagination. There was a failure of the 2025 crop and the shit's 'spensive, yo.
The 2026 crop looks to be much better, so things should improve soon. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 15, 2026 07:57 AM (qlLNh) 31
Many of us here are on Jack Smith's list.
Probably cross-tabbed for creating WrongThink. Debanking us would be an easy way to ruin our lives without the messyness of mass arrests. I'm seeing a pattern with a new Holy Shit Headline every day. Hasan firing squad. Ilhan raid. Jack Smith 1984. 19 more days to go. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2026 07:58 AM (dtajH) 32
Mornin’
Posted by: Mick at October 15, 2026 07:58 AM (HFx9z) 33
thx, Nazdar, almost missed it!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 15, 2026 07:59 AM (VyBeY) 34
Hello again, eveyron!
Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 07:59 AM (BpO1e) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 08:00 AM (2GVsD) 36
Let's see...
Belief that the government is the sole authority over people's lives. Hatred of Jews to the point that they wanted every last one slaughtered. Hitler would have been embraced by today's Democrats. In closing: Stop being stupid, troll. Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:00 AM (BpO1e) 37
20 lunatic sighting: alternet:
On Wednesday, Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman sounded the alarm about President Donald Trump’s plan to "punish" the U.S. during the final two years of his term. According to Krugman, Trump is preparing to take a page from two of history’s most terrible tyrants. ======== Has the Krugtron ever been correct about anything? I can't think of a single instance. Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 15, 2026 08:01 AM (JNTt1) 38
> Hitler was a right-wing fascist.
Fascists (national socialists) are left wing, by definition. They're only "right wing" if you're Stalin. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 15, 2026 08:01 AM (qlLNh) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX) 40
None of Grassley's revelations are... revelations to anyone who'd paid attention. The past two Democrat administrations were all about political revenge against conservatives, those inside and outside of government.
The "political" part was dropped under *biden and it was just about plain, hateful revenge. Our political betters in the GOP don't seem to realize that simply pointing out the obvious isn't going to cut it anymore. All it takes to wipe the smirk off Jack Smith's face is to throw him in prison while "the issue is sorted out." Maybe take a year or two to do it. J6 demonstrated that an administration hell bent on revenge, will get revenge. GOP doesn't seem to want it. Which isn't surprising. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 08:01 AM (RORbl) 41
Talafreako:
“If I believed that abortion was murder, that it violated the 10 Commandments, then I wouldn’t support it,” he said, claiming that the current abortion ban in Texas has resulted in “women dying in emergency room parking lots.” What a load of hooey. Many US states now allow "abortion" on a 9-month gestating baby. What do you call that? Because I call that murder. Likewise, "women dying in emergency room parking lots" is such BS I can hardly stand to hear it. Show me where this is happening. I'm sick and tired of his false prophet Christian Howdy Doody blasphemy. Sick freak. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI) 42
Let's see...
Belief that the government is the sole authority over people's lives. Hatred of Jews to the point that they wanted every last one slaughtered. Hitler would have been embraced by today's Democrats. In closing: Stop being stupid, troll. Posted by: NR If Hitler & Stalin were alive today, who would the left back? That's a tough one because I can see them going back & forth. Hitler hated Jews. Stalin hated everyone who wasn't a commie. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 08:03 AM (oqpkA) 43
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)
===== They will never say out loud what they really believe. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX) 44
> Stalin hated everyone who wasn't a commie.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 08:03 AM (oqpkA) And even many who were. Ask me how that works. Communists and Fascists are rival sects of the same evil religion. Exactly like Sunnis and Shiites. Posted by: Leon Trotsky at October 15, 2026 08:05 AM (qlLNh) 45
Culture Shift: Young Teens Identifying as Gay or Bisexual Collapses."
So it was all media BS? Figures. Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 08:06 AM (pfXMo) 46
“Socialism to me is the roads that we drive on, the schools we send our kids to, the fire stations we call on when we’re in crisis,” Kiros, who defeated 15-term Democrat Rep. Diana DeGette in Colorado’s First Congressional District primary over the summer, said during an interview with Higher Heights Vice President of Programs Eboni Taylor.
The all or nothing argument: either you are an anarchist or a socialist, This idiot additionally has no clue how much fire protection is provided FOR FREE in this country…well, if you didn’t make donations to VFDs or go to their picnics and fundraisers, that is. Something like 75% of the country is covered by volunteer firefighters. But being a socialist requires not having the first clue of how the world works. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:08 AM (1UOiF) 47
Hey (dJzwV)!
Hitler was the head of the National Socialist Party, he was a left winger you stupid asshole. Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 15, 2026 08:10 AM (JNTt1) 48
What a load of hooey. Many US states now allow "abortion" on a 9-month gestating baby. What do you call that? Because I call that murder. Likewise, "women dying in emergency room parking lots" is such BS I can hardly stand to hear it. Show me where this is happening. I'm sick and tired of his false prophet Christian Howdy Doody blasphemy. Sick freak.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI) Two billboards in the Amarillo area feature Talarico trying to put on His HOT, BEAUTIFUL SMILE. I will crawl on broken glass to vote against this joker. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:11 AM (1UOiF) 49
Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.
Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 08:11 AM (77rzZ) 50
Hitler was a nationalist. It's in the name "National Socialism", FFS.
Stalin said he was an "internationalist" but deep down was also a nationalist. He was also a "communist" as he wanted total state control of eveything. Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2026 08:11 AM (dtajH) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 08:11 AM (2GVsD) 52
VP Vance has to explain that TalaFreako’s remark about loving trans kids is weird. He could’ve just called him a mincing ponce, but that probably would’ve required a longer explanation.
Posted by: Unkaren at October 15, 2026 08:12 AM (m6fGY) 53
Young Teens Identifying as Gay or Bisexual Collapses
"I thought you were bi." "I was until I saw mom making out with that lady from her brunch group. It's not cool any more." Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:12 AM (BpO1e) 54
Being Male Won’t Get You Kicked Out Of The DAR, But Defending Women Will
== This story is just utterly sickening. Of course, these bearded mentally-ill men are going to target an organization like this. How completely predictable. They probably have a book they constantly tab through to see which women-only historical society (or the like) they can infiltrate and upend. I don't know what sickens me more. That these men do this, or that there are chapters that are actually reprimanded or worse for wanting to keep it a women-only org. They've now ruined the long-rooted DAR. Just as they planned. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI) 55
Girls, particularly teenage girls, have always been prone to social contagion and peer pressure. Remember the Beatlemania swooning and craziness? In the 64-66 era there were Beatles girls and Rolling Stones and they didn't get along. I recall Beatles and Rolling Stones buttons they wore, like 6" in diameter, one read "Rolling Stones Gather No Girls".
Cutting and Bulimia were other much more serious girlmanias. Posted by: They're Unstable, Hormonal at October 15, 2026 08:14 AM (EdP2u) 56
The american left wants to kill us because they are socialist/communists, and we are in the way of their utopia. muslims want to kill us because they are called to kill us. So for the short term, they are united against us, for the ultimate goal, to kill us. We need to remember that with every action they take.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 15, 2026 08:15 AM (nCTkv) 57
Socialism, Fascism, Communism, Maoism, and Islam are all just different crevices on the same stinking satanic turd.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 15, 2026 08:15 AM (JNTt1) 58
“Socialism to me is the roads that we drive on, the schools we send our kids to, the fire stations we call on when we’re in crisis,”
But not the collectivism of the means of production, the command economy, where labor becomes chattel of the state and the state can dispose of this "property" at the whims of The Party. Where "Rights" are dissolved and replaced by arbitrary ad hoc privileges conditionally bestowed upon favored identify groups a/o party members by the State. Because the founders of this Country characterized roads as part of a Constitutional Republic—a very far cry from this bullshit definition of "Socialism". Our community's "fire station" is a metal building, staffed by volunteers and equipment bought at auctions with donated money. The government schools are an abomination to God and Man. Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 08:16 AM (xE0sV) 59
Most crimes require proof of intent by the accused: mens rea or guilty mind.
Rape is now a special case where it's about the victim's state of mind. Just ask Mike Tyson, who learned this the hard way. So what was running through L___ C____'s mind over the course of those four hours. She put everything on the menu except for foursome anal. It'd make for a fun cross-examination, no? Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2026 08:16 AM (dtajH) 60
48 Hey (dJzwV)!
Hitler was the head of the National Socialist Party, he was a left winger you stupid asshole. Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 15, 2026 08:10 AM (JNTt1) Coulda fooled me. Posted by: Herbert Ernst Karl Frahm at October 15, 2026 08:17 AM (1UOiF) 61
I have been watching the trailer for Narnia: The Magician's Nephew and I am not sure if Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" is a tell on the White Witch or Grete Gerwig.
Posted by: Anna Puma That's all we need: a garbage presentation of the best Narnia book. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 08:17 AM (4T8BP) 62
56 Don’t forget the Salem witch hysteria, also started by girls.
Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 08:17 AM (77rzZ) 63
Good morning J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at October 15, 2026 08:17 AM (53oGX) 64
51 Hitler was a nationalist. It's in the name "National Socialism", FFS.
Stalin said he was an "internationalist" but deep down was also a nationalist. He was also a "communist" as he wanted total state control of eveything. Trump is a nationalist, but not a socialist. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2026 08:11 AM (dtajH) ------- Exactly. It's not the "nationalists" ideology that leads to mass graves. Posted by: Cray Cray at October 15, 2026 08:18 AM (nCTkv) 65
Girls, particularly teenage girls, have always been prone to social contagion and peer pressure"
Salem, Massachusetts waves... Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 08:18 AM (pfXMo) 66
Blue-on-Blue:
With the midterms just weeks away, Politico published an article on Wednesday detailing how Democratic Rep. Sean Casten of Illinois, 54, is preparing to challenge Waters for chair of the House Financial Services Committee if Democrats flip the lower chamber. Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2026 08:19 AM (AFudc) 67
President Donald Trump rallied for Republicans in Arizona on Wednesday and was joined on stage by undefeated boxing legend Floyd “Money” Mayweather in an interaction that is going viral.
Trump introduced Mayweather, who was 50-0 in his career, at the end of his speech and called him “the greatest defensive fighter.” === Floyd is GOAT! Posted by: runner at October 15, 2026 08:20 AM (AKptf) 68
"Salem, Massachusetts waves..."
In saner times L___ C_____ would be burned at the stake as a malevolent witch. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2026 08:20 AM (dtajH) 69
Because the founders of this Country characterized roads as part of a Constitutional Republic—a very far cry from this bullshit definition of "Socialism". Our community's "fire station" is a metal building, staffed by volunteers and equipment bought at auctions with donated money. The government schools are an abomination to God and Man.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 08:16 AM (xE0sV) Socialists try to present an all or nothing argument. To them, (for example) police and the military are socialist. Never mind the application of force is why government has existed for 6000 years in one form or another. (And much else besides.). It’s stupid, but we are talking about socialists. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:21 AM (1UOiF) 70
60 Most crimes require proof of intent by the accused: mens rea or guilty mind.
Rape is now a special case where it's about the victim's state of mind. Just ask Mike Tyson, who learned this the hard way. So what was running through L___ C____'s mind over the course of those four hours. She put everything on the menu except for foursome anal. It'd make for a fun cross-examination, no? Posted by: Ignoramus at October 15, 2026 08:16 AM (dtajH) But the intent for most crimes is only general intent, not specific intent. Effectively just "I'm going to do a bad or illegal thing" with no intent of the result... Posted by: Nova Local at October 15, 2026 08:22 AM (tOcjL) 71
All the Dems had to do was run candidates who celebrated Oct 7.
CNN Shocked That Jewish Support for Dems Falls From +49 to +13 ==== "Hymietown" Posted by: runner at October 15, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf) 72
James Talarico ruthlessly fact-checked by voter after claiming Bible is ‘silent’ on abortion at CNN town hall
I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom Who are the Quick? Posted by: r hennigantx at October 15, 2026 08:23 AM (/+uur) 73
"Hymietown"
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf) Want you take me to "Hymietown" du du du du du du du du "Hymietown" Posted by: r hennigantx at October 15, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur) 74
To the average leftist, government is mother, father and God all at once. Questioning it is heresy.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:24 AM (BpO1e) 75
61 I have been watching the trailer for Narnia: The Magician's Nephew and I am not sure if Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" is a tell on the White Witch or Grete Gerwig.
Posted by: Anna Puma That's all we need: a garbage presentation of the best Narnia book. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 08:17 AM (4T8BP) My (rather openly religious) fourth grade teacher read us the Chronicles of Narnia. I hated it. One of the few things I hated that she did. That being said, Chronicles of Narnia and CS Lewis do not deserve this treatment. I’m pissed for the Narnia fans. They deserve better. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:24 AM (1UOiF) 76
“ What will you do on the day of reckoning,
when disaster comes from afar? To whom will you run for help? Where will you leave your riches?” Isaiah 10:3 Posted by: Marcus T at October 15, 2026 08:25 AM (AaEou) 77
To the average leftist, government is mother, father and God all at once. Questioning it is heresy.
Posted by: NR Pax F the left. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 08:27 AM (oqpkA) 78
30 Mixed nut fans: if you've noticed fewer Brazil nuts per container lately, it's not your imagination. There was a failure of the 2025 crop and the shit's 'spensive, yo.
The 2026 crop looks to be much better, so things should improve soon. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 15, 2026 07:57 AM (qlLNh) Cashew fans say cry me a fucking river. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:27 AM (1UOiF) 79
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e) 80
74 To the average leftist, government is mother, father and God all at once. Questioning it is heresy.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:24 AM (BpO1e) They want to control YOU And government via voting (ha) means that they get to control you without feeling guilty Posted by: r hennigantx at October 15, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur) 81
Leif Garrett, a very minor musical talent, was nearly torn to pieces by crazed fans, had girls climb up fire escapes to get into his hotel, and had his limo nearly turned over, even when he had security/police escort. Girls are NUTZ!
Posted by: Tiger Beat at October 15, 2026 08:28 AM (EdP2u) 82
I was 13 before I knew they were call Brazil nuts
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 15, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur) 83
I am reading from official channels that Ukraine got kicked in the ass for ignoring Trump's "guidance" of not hitting refineries in Rooshia. Zelenskyyy is trying to do what he did during 2016-2020 - undermine Trump's electoral position. US should have pushed for Zelenskyy's ouster as soon as Trump got into office the second time.
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2026 08:30 AM (AKptf) 84
According to Krugman, Trump is preparing to take a page from two of history’s most terrible tyrants.
And what evidence does Krugman have of this blood libel? Rather, we see the exact and total opposite. How many of these rogue judges are seeing their TROs ignored or worry about being black bagged? Who has brought back more industry, rebuilt more infrastructure and has stripped away roadblocks to advancement more than Trump? Would Hitler and Nero let the sun go down without impaling Krugman for his lies? Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 08:30 AM (PVBkQ) 85
82 Heh. Named by a podiatrist.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 15, 2026 08:30 AM (gm9Sb) 86
OpenAI Disrupts Iranian Operation Using AI to Impersonate Journalists, Spread Disinformation
It's not easy to tell if spreading disinformation was the objective of the operation or if it was required to pass as journalists. Posted by: Oglebay at October 15, 2026 08:30 AM (2ap+5) 87
75 I’m pissed for the Narnia fans. They deserve better.
Posted by: Cow Demon The Left despises anything with positive messages, ESPECIALLY from Christianity. They want to erase all previous versions of stories until you are stuck with what they present you. Which ironically is a good argument for AI in entertainment. Get the technology better developed and movies can be made without their poison infecting it. Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:31 AM (BpO1e) 88
Cashew fans say cry me a fucking river.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:27 AM (1UOiF) I say this because there could be a massive bumper crop of cashews and they will still be more expensive than drugs. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:31 AM (1UOiF) 89
Producer prices September a lot hotter than expected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX) 90
> Girls, particularly teenage girls, have always been prone to social contagion and peer pressure.
I saw Goody Proctor with the Devil! Posted by: Abigail Williams at October 15, 2026 08:32 AM (qlLNh) 91
These are the high, holy days in Salem this month. Every lezbo, wiccan, witchy, ugly tub of lard, is waddling around the town in a drugged, drunk, stupor. I wouldn't get within a hundred miles of that cursed dump.
Posted by: MOAB? at October 15, 2026 08:33 AM (EdP2u) 92
Anything heavy (canned food, frozen food) or bulky (toilet paper, paper towels) is going to go up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX) 93
The Left despises anything with positive messages, ESPECIALLY from Christianity. They want to erase all previous versions of stories until you are stuck with what they present you. Which ironically is a good argument for AI in entertainment. Get the technology better developed and movies can be made without their poison infecting it. Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:31 AM (BpO1e) Good point, really. Ideally Hollywood would stay clear of Narnia because of its Christian themes. Remember the movies they came out with 20 odd years ago? Even then I knew it couldn’t last because Hollywood could not do the Christian themes justice due to their contempt for them. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 08:34 AM (1UOiF) 94
Even then I knew it couldn’t last because Hollywood could not do the Christian themes justice due to their contempt for them.
Posted by: Cow Demon I didn't think the movies were bad. But The Last Battle could be seen as "problematic." And yes, I know people are uncomfortable with the idea of AI movies but they are going to happen so why not have it work in our favor? Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:36 AM (BpO1e) 95
>> the Bible is silent on the issue of abortion.”
“ For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother’s womb.” Psalm 139:13 “You shall not murder.” Exodus 20:13 “ You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.’ But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.” Matthew 5:21-22 Talarico is at best a heretic. Posted by: Marcus T at October 15, 2026 08:37 AM (p5Pt8) 96
Good morning!
>>Ex-special counsel Jack Smith obtained personal information on 639,000 Republican donors, voters and supporters — including some who contributed as little as $1 or bought “red MAGA hats” — according to subpoena returns obtained by a Senate Republican committee. Meanwhile, Act Blue, the fundraising arm of the Left/Democrats, has been laundering donation for YEARS, taking large foreign campaign donations and then breaking them into many small dollar donations placed under the names of unknowing normie Americans *identity theft). Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE) 97
I’m afraid I say “Raca” far more often than I should. Especially to other drivers.
Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ) 98
We've got another round of Two Minutes Hate ginned up against Elon Musk, supposedly for turning off Starlink in Ukraine.
Nope. Regular Starlink is not permitted to be used for military purposes in the first place, and it hasn't been turned off. What got turned off is StarSHIELD, a service run by the US government that runs on Starlink. What's the difference? Starlink is like your ISP. Starshield is like Facebook (i.e., a service that runs on the underlying internet infrastructure). Musk has no direct control over Starshield. What happened is that the Ukes got caught using Starshield in a manner not permitted by their agreement with the US, so the feds booted them off. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 15, 2026 08:41 AM (qlLNh) 99
don't these people know they have been defeated?
It was in all the papers hey- maybe they aren't defeated yet! huh Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 07:46 AM (ZxPkt) "People should know when they're conquered." "Would you, Quintus? Would I?" Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 15, 2026 08:41 AM (gLYp7) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 15, 2026 08:41 AM (qlLNh) 101
I'm a little short on my Aramaic curses.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX) 102
>>Ideally Hollywood would stay clear of Narnia because of its Christian themes. Remember the movies they came out with 20 odd years ago? Even then I knew it couldn’t last because Hollywood could not do the Christian themes justice due to their contempt for them.
They must destroy the good stories, must destroy non-Left and religious themes so that we have nothing. Not enough to simply create their own. Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE) 103
Good morning! Safe travels and happy trails.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 15, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX) 104
Re: Cancellation of the right, if you want a perfect example of this, check out:
https://vdare.com/publications The top two posts are from the founders, each explaining the harassment they endured that eventually led to their closing down. Woke is not over, and the people who did this still have power, such as Tish James. It is war. Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 08:46 AM (rOKnE) Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 15, 2026 08:46 AM (JNTt1) 106
Why are writers still struggling to just say "X". Musk changed the network name to X. It's X. It's no longer Twitter. You can just say X. We know what you're referring to. No need to write "As I was scrolling thru Twitter/X/Whatever..." It's been well over three years now. Dumb. Exposes those who were the Twitter addicts.
Posted by: Burt at October 15, 2026 08:47 AM (W0ALW) 107
It amazes me that leftists are so stupid and lacking in historical knowledge they don't realize they have become exactly what they claim we are.
We aren't the ones using the power of government to persecute our political enemies, censor their speech and advocating for the genocide of Jews. Throughout history those of the traits of totalitarian monsters including Nazis and communists and Islamists. History doesn't repeat but it rhymes. Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m) 108
Today Is National Mushroom Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC) 109
>>These are the high, holy days in Salem this month. Every lezbo, wiccan, witchy, ugly tub of lard, is waddling around the town in a drugged, drunk, stupor. I wouldn't get within a hundred miles of that cursed dump.
Ugh, it's so stupid! It wasn't real witches, that's the point. But that town attracts all the weirdo crystal-fondling witch LARPers and now the HQ of the church of satan. Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 08:50 AM (rOKnE) Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 08:50 AM (rOKnE) 111
Socialists try to present an all or nothing argument. To them, (for example) police and the military are socialist.
Then why do the socialists have as a platform defunding and resisting law enforcement at the same time they are expanding the IRS? Nixon brought up fire houses but not police. Schools, and fire houses, from which very few benefit, but not police or military (national defense is pointless from a globalist perspective) which allegedly everyone benefits. She doesn't even know what Socialism is sufficiently to even provide good examples, they are, in fact, bad examples. Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 08:51 AM (a6PrB) 112
Good morning Horde. Thx JJ.
The ladies fighting for transing the DAR look exactly like I assumed they would. The DAR has done great work keeping monuments alive, but unfortunately the two things they are most known for are the Marian Anderson controversy and this trans crap. SMH Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 08:51 AM (V2IGM) Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 08:51 AM (77rzZ) 114
108 Today Is National Mushroom Day.
Posted by: redridinghood Not for me. Gives me a bellyache. Give me the real deal. Lysergic Acid! Posted by: Better Living Through Chemistry at October 15, 2026 08:52 AM (EdP2u) 115
Morning, all. Job search continues. I've finally got all the pieces in place to start subbing, though. And the job I like best from my recent interviews still hasn't rejected me, so there's that...
Posted by: RandomDave at October 15, 2026 08:52 AM (aJQbY) 116
>>Today Is National Mushroom Day.
Cremeni, and I have none in the house to celebrate! Now I must go the the truffle of visiting the grocery store to pick some up. Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE) 117
I’ve always loved the Narnia books. I’ve read all seven multiple times. Was never interested in the movies because I knew Hollywood would screw them up. My personal favorite is Voyage of the Dawn Treader. The Magician’s Nephew and The Horse and His Boy are tied for a close second
Also love CS Lewis’ space trilogy Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 15, 2026 08:54 AM (1JnSZ) Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2026 08:55 AM (Oy/m2) 119
VP Vance has to explain that TalaFreako’s remark about loving trans kids is weird. He could’ve just called him a mincing ponce, but that probably would’ve required a longer explanation.
Posted by: Unkaren at October 15, 2026 08:12 AM (m6fGY) He should have called him a breechloading faggot and watch the media stroke out. But he was being nice. He needs to stop being nice. Posted by: Mr. Nice Guy at October 15, 2026 08:55 AM (VNBA8) 120
Hey, it's almost like it was a social engineering project by the demonic left to indoctrinate young people into their sick, sexual worldview for nothing but nefarious purposes to alter normal sexuality and a family-centered life!
And now the fad is waning...because that's all this is. A fad for the vast majority of confused young people who have gone through school with this absurdity pounded into their heads. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 15, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) It's another of those things which was totally not funded via USAID and yet, for some reason, ended when USAID was cut. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e) 121
115 Morning, all. Job search continues. I've finally got all the pieces in place to start subbing, though. And the job I like best from my recent interviews still hasn't rejected me, so there's that...
Posted by: RandomDave Keep hope alive! Even TJM, obtuse as he is, eventually found some sort of productive employ. Posted by: If He Can Do It.... at October 15, 2026 08:57 AM (EdP2u) 122
At a city council meeting at Ottumwa, a man rose to offer a prayer to Satan.
Five bucks says in his teen years, he was a goth wannabe who considered Hot Topic the height of fashion and pretended to be a Satanist to scare the normies. Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 08:57 AM (BpO1e) 123
I usually point out how social media is used by the Party as a mob psychology control mechanism when I make this point. But stuff like the Jack Smith story up top, with mass surveillance of peaceful dissenters, debanking, etc., is just as relevant to it...
When you look at the 20th century totalitarian states, one stands out for the ubiquity, subtlety, and sophistication of its mechanisms of oppression, and that is East Germany under Erich Mielke. He was the master of social control by an omniscient State. His methods were amazingly effective - until they weren't. Though, by that time, nothing was effective anywhere in the Communist world anymore. The whole Soviet bloc was simply overtaken by reality. But those methods were also unique, innovative and audacious. So unique, that the striking similarities between his system and ours strongly suggests that our organs of state security directly modeled their methods on his. I think they looked at the GDR and said "with our technology, know-how, and creativity, we can make all this work on a much grander scale." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2026 08:57 AM (BI5O2) 124
And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.
- However people who call each other "Morons" are OK. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 08:57 AM (ndZc7) 125
Today is also,
National Grouch Day. National Grouch Day arrives every October 15, honoring the spirit of Oscar the Grouch and encouraging everyone to embrace their inner grump. This is a day to freely complain, be irritable, and wallow in misery without judgment. Take this opportunity to process negative emotions, share relatable jokes, and connect with others over life’s minor annoyances. Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC) 126
Who are the Quick?
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 15, 2026 08:23 AM (/+uur) ------------------- Clint Eastwood and anyone alive, as opposed to those who fight Clint Eastwood. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2026 08:59 AM (FcAaq) 127
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 15, 2026 09:00 AM (XcEQQ) 128
Ideally Hollywood would stay clear of Narnia because of its Christian themes. Remember the movies they came out with 20 odd years ago? Even then I knew it couldn’t last because Hollywood could not do the Christian themes justice due to their contempt for them.
They must destroy the good stories, must destroy non-Left and religious themes so that we have nothing. Not enough to simply create their own. Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE) The thing that cracks me up the most about Gerwig's is that she, in her own telling, made it into a David Bowie* tribute, glam rock musical. Hilarious. So, Ol' Grechy thought that an ambisexual, boys will be girls and girls will be boys, tranny-lite, vibe/presentation/story-telling was proper for a family film aimed at children adapted from a famous children book. Is there anyone, anyone at all in Hollywood who regards children as something other than young, potential fuckholes? *I like quite a few Bowie songs but I wouldn't let any young child of mine to be exposed to glam era Bowie as a role model. Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2026 09:00 AM (YSUhf) 129
Okay, I'm getting ready for the next part of my stuff.
I did have on the CNN Talarico town hall yesterday while doing dishes and cleaning the microwave. I had him on for 55 minutes. He did what he had to do - come across as normal, recite talking points and not creep people out and he did that well. The "don't be creepy as hell" meds he was taking kicked in. I really think the Dems should just have a broad range of standard answers to questions about the economy, immigration, abortion, etc that they should just parrot out to appeal to the normies. It could all be lies, but their base knows that. I honestly feel that's what Talarico did. All his answers were reasonable sounding to anyone who doesn't know anything about him Even the Christianity stuff didn't have fireworks. But it was CNN. You know like all political events, it was carefully staged and crafted. Fortunately, CNN only has 700,000 viewers, they're not all in Texas and anyone who may have been swayed probably had better things to watch. But he did do well. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 09:00 AM (Sco7b) 130
Thanks, dantesed
Posted by: RandomDave at October 15, 2026 09:00 AM (aJQbY) 131
IRGC thugs, basijis, regime linked clerics and foreign proxy terrorists are all being killed at a growing rate. Police stations, bases and checkpoints are raided. Patrols come under attack as they drive through cities. There's been at least one case of fighting reaching the Kerman region. Today, a female basiji commander was assassinated in front of her house. Yesterday, dozens of Afghan proxy terrorists were wiped out. Last month, a regime linked sunni cleric was shot dead. Many of the assassinations are very high ranking.
I don't know what suddenly changed, but it's gotten very deadly and dangerous to be an islamic regime figure in S&B. What does all of this mean? 1) The islamic regime is losing control. 2) Regime thugs used to feel safe and protected. Now they don't. Psychologically this will do serious damage, especially to lower ranking demoralised basijis who aren't receiving their blood money salaries anymore due to sanctions. 3) If this keeps up, the islamic regime will have to send large forces from other regions to go fight in S&B. I shouldn't have to explain that this will benefit the rest of Iran when the next uprising happens. Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (AFudc) 132
Today is also,
National Grouch Day. National Grouch Day arrives every October 15, honoring the spirit of Oscar the Grouch and encouraging everyone to embrace their inner grump. This is a day to freely complain, be irritable, and wallow in misery without judgment. Take this opportunity to process negative emotions, share relatable jokes, and connect with others over life’s minor annoyances. Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC) Cantankerous Old Coots Meetup? Sounds like a plan! Posted by: Count de Monet at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (wVcYX) 133
Today Is National Mushroom Day.
Posted by: redridinghood My favorite day! Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music Celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music! Posted by: Mushroom Head at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (VNBA8) 134
Matthew 5:22 is the only passage in the Bible where the term raca is used. Raca comes from the Aramaic term reqa. It was a derogatory expression meaning “empty-headed,” insinuating a person’s stupidity or inferiority. It was an offensive name used to show utter contempt for another person.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (ndZc7) 135
Being Male Won’t Get You Kicked Out Of The DAR, But Defending Women Will
Won't be a problem much longer. Apparently the latest "women destroying society" trend on social media is women talking about how they get an abortion every time they're pregnant with a boy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e) 136
Google guy said:
nick @thecsguy amazon is blocking grok @bots from ordering, and elon's answer is just have your bot buy it somewhere else. one of my grok bots only handles my amazon returns, so i'm watching this one closely. would you switch stores for your bot? 🛒 Elon, i think its time for an X Shop? 👀 To which was received the following reply: Elon Musk @elonmusk 6m Maybe we should start a competitor to Amazon 🤔 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (MOPlc) 137
I believe the style book has it “former Exxon financial advisor Paul Krugman”. Good morning Horde! Thanks JJ and God’s blessings to you and your family. Safe travels to all.
Posted by: Buck at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (z6ONu) 138
Huh. I did notice fewer Brazil nuts in the packages, now that you mention it. I purchase two (2) 32 oz bags a month. Cashews are no longer Californian, is my theory. Imported Cashews lack the flavor of the U.S.A.
The Brazil nuts are largely donated to the Chipmunk Subsistence Program, and they are enthusiastically received. Posted by: Common Tater at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (9aAxm) 139
So unique, that the striking similarities between his system and ours strongly suggests that our organs of state security directly modeled their methods on his.
I think they looked at the GDR and said "with our technology, know-how, and creativity, we can make all this work on a much grander scale." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2026 08:57 AM (BI5O2) Although of course I know no details, I suspect that China both follows his system and has advanced it, and that many of those doing it in this country are being guided by them. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Y6Q+5) 140
the Bible is silent on the issue of abortion.
What was Screwtape looking for? "Thou shall not kill the infant in the womb?" The nearly entire history of human existence has been one where people have no intrinsic value. Such even in Exodus 21:22-25 where a woman who is truck miscarriages, the remedy is a monetary penalty—reinforcing the idea that people are chattel. The difference is that Christians view all of humanity through the lens of Imago Dei. Even the ancient world understood inheritance and continuation of the blood lines as something that is highly values. The heir and a spare is real, and has existed since expulsion from The Garden. Thus, Scriptures would say that a man is blessed with a "full quiver" meaning that blessings are to those who have a large family. The Abrahamic Covenants emphasized having sired a mighty nation since that too was highly coveted. So when Screwtape emphasizes abortion, he is anti-human, anti-Imago Dei, anti-blood lines, anti-civilization, and he desires that people are stripped of any blessing from God. Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 09:03 AM (PVBkQ) 141
JJ - please relax. And whatever you ate for breakfast, or dinner last night, don't do it again.
These marxists are not nearly as tough as their marxist ancestors, and we are beginning to see hard times create hard men. The hard men are ascendant. There will be disappointments and losses. Including maybe the House this cycle. But it is swinging the other way. Keep pushing. Posted by: Black JEM at October 15, 2026 09:03 AM (7/DDO) 142
>>The thing that cracks me up the most about Gerwig's is that she, in her own telling, made it into a David Bowie* tribute, glam rock musical. Hilarious.
So, Ol' Grechy thought that an ambisexual, boys will be girls and girls will be boys, tranny-lite, vibe/presentation/story-telling was proper for a family film aimed at children adapted from a famous children book. - - - - - Oh my, wtf? Think she ever understood that her uber-feminist Barbie was unironically a celebration of Ken, while her feminist real-world character and her daughter were a whiner and a bully, respectively? Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE) 143
I believe the style book has it “former Exxon financial advisor Paul Krugman”. Good morning Horde! Thanks JJ and God’s blessings to you and your family. Safe travels to all.
Posted by: Buck at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (z6ONu) Brother Otter: Exxon? Brother Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 15, 2026 09:04 AM (wVcYX) 144
And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.”
Matthew 5:21-22 Posted by: Marcus T at October 15, 2026 08:37 AM (p5Pt - Goodbye, Mister T! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 09:04 AM (MOPlc) 145
Enron that is
Posted by: Buck at October 15, 2026 09:05 AM (z6ONu) 146
Community Notes -
Yes, given that Jews, and later Christians, were infamous because *they didn't murder unwanted children* and even *took foundlings into their homes*.... Posted by: RandomDave at October 15, 2026 09:06 AM (aJQbY) 147
Not enough coffee
Posted by: Buck at October 15, 2026 09:06 AM (z6ONu) 148
- r henningantx - the quick
Since no one else has, the quick, in this instance, are those physically alive. Christ's appearing is the same occurance as His coming. A few of the places this is spoken of would be Matt 24:29-31, 1Thess 4:16 - 5:2, Rev 6:12-17 and Isaiah 13:9-13. There are a number of other. There are a number of eschatological viewpoints. Unfortunately the more we'll known ones either ignore verses, or take them out of the context of the passage, or symbolize passages away instead of taking them as stated. Posted by: TeeJ at October 15, 2026 09:07 AM (ix5nG) 149
125 Today is also,
National Grouch Day. Hard to celebrate properly here. Spend all day keeping those rotten kids off my lawn. Mr. Grouch was my favorite character on the Uncle Floyd Show. Most relatable to me. Posted by: Intolerant Curmudgeon at October 15, 2026 09:07 AM (EdP2u) 150
Inhuman monsters!
Atchy @MuffinsNsuch My HOA sent me a letter requesting that I stop handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween this year. -Fun-size bars are usually 15–25¢ each. -Full-size are around 75¢–$1. Most people give out 2–3 fun-size anyway, so the real difference is often only a few cents per kid. Am I crazy, or is it weird for an HOA to police this? - Talk about false advertising! A "fun size" Snickers bar should be the size of a pillow! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7) 151
Matthew 5:22 is the only passage in the Bible where the term raca is used. Raca comes from the Aramaic term reqa. It was a derogatory expression meaning “empty-headed,” insinuating a person’s stupidity or inferiority. It was an offensive name used to show utter contempt for another person.
OTOH, the Scriptures, particularly the Book of Wisdom, makes frequent use of the term "fool". Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 09:07 AM (nAS9C) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 15, 2026 09:08 AM (j+aD2) 153
Enron..Exxon...probably both!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2026 09:08 AM (4NfdL) 154
How is it our nation's voters are allowing it to be turned over to its socialist enemies?
------ Maybe we need to consider how shitty the Republican opposition is. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 15, 2026 09:09 AM (DbmIv) 155
3) If this keeps up, the islamic regime will have to send large forces from other regions to go fight in S&B. I shouldn't have to explain that this will benefit the rest of Iran when the next uprising happens.
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2026 09:01 AM (AFudc) Point of net etiquette - you should have noted that you cut and pasted that post from Nioh Berg, an excellent poster who covers Iran on X, and that those doing the killing (good work btw) are most likely members of a Sunni separatist militia in Southern Iran. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 09:09 AM (Y6Q+5) 156
Tucker Carlson Defends Hitler, Says UK Should Have Stayed Out of World War II
- Tucker is going as Reinhard Heydrich for Halloween. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:10 AM (ndZc7) 157
150 Just reply back that the razor blades will only fit in the full-sized bars.
Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ) 158
>>@MuffinsNsuch
My HOA sent me a letter requesting that I stop handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween this year. A guess? This has given the neighborhood a reputation for candy generosity, attracting people from across town to drive there with their kids to get the good stuff. I've had that in the past (former residence), where the immigrant families flooded the neighborhood on Halloween, and we'd have not just the kids, but each parent and grandparent grab candy, even had a kid slip in the house to check out our son's toys. Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 09:12 AM (rOKnE) 159
Top Krugman is "broken windows" Krugman, arguing crime is a gift to the economy. Because he is also the Nimbyist of Nimbys, so you know he refers to crime in your neighborhood and not his own. Similarly, defunding police is a good thing so long as his block on the upper west side is well patrolled.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2026 09:12 AM (Yj10g) Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 09:14 AM (viF8m) Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2026 09:15 AM (Yj10g) 162
141 JJ - please relax. And whatever you ate for breakfast, or dinner last night, don't do it again.
These marxists are not nearly as tough as their marxist ancestors, and we are beginning to see hard times create hard men. The hard men are ascendant. There will be disappointments and losses. Including maybe the House this cycle. But it is swinging the other way. Keep pushing. Posted by: Black JEM All part of the Plan majority/non-majority: whatever happens the LIBs get the blame. Zelensky's dependence on American Technology on full display putting the noodle headed Macaroni into fright mode with the realization that Putin's coming' for him with a fleet of westward figure-8'ing skyfalls -- he's already got his bags packed for Morea or other French colony... to his hapless citizens he sold out, don't worry "he'll get help...." Yeah, right; This is NORMAL. EU will beg Trump to take Greenland and the neutral 3Seas accord will put the bear back to sleep. LET's GO BRANDON. HOLD THAT TIGER. HOLD THAT TIGER. Get that Hotel in Moscow and Putin gets to take Europe by force. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRQtNgHUzQs Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 15, 2026 09:15 AM (gnBnz) 163
52 National Grouch Day!
it's like they made a holiday to celebrate AoS! Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 15, 2026 09:08 AM (j+aD2) ***** I'm feeling extra grouchy today. Talafreako and worried he could be the next senator of Texas is the reason. Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC) 164
I think you're right Lizzy
we used to go to a freinds' development bc it was just where our kids friends mostly were and had a lot of fun. but word got out how generous and it got bad on the good hand, a lot of cops lived there. so they started closing it off! (we still got in tho) I still miss those Halloweens. I would set up a table to give the adults (especially the police guys!) treats - like hot dogs and warm cider and beer Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 15, 2026 09:15 AM (j+aD2) 165
Inhuman monsters!
Atchy @MuffinsNsuch My HOA sent me a letter requesting that I stop handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween this year. -Fun-size bars are usually 15–25¢ each. -Full-size are around 75¢–$1. Most people give out 2–3 fun-size anyway, so the real difference is often only a few cents per kid. Am I crazy, or is it weird for an HOA to police this? Talk about false advertising! A "fun size" Snickers bar should be the size of a pillow! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7) We have some friends in Highland Park, which is the main, very rich, DEI stronghold of the Dallas area. Full-Size Candy Bars are de rigueur, my dear! You will actually be ostracized if you give out "fun-size" bars and/or run out of candy. So, everyone spends 4-5 hours every Halloween giving out Full-Size Candy Bars to the Doors who flood in their neighborhood. That equates to hundreds if not in the thousands. Candy Reparations are the Best Reparations! Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2026 09:16 AM (YSUhf) Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 09:16 AM (J76xR) 167
MS NOW Falsely Claimed FBI Director Was In Russia
- He went there to get pissed on by Russian whores. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7) 168
@greg_price11
Angie Nixon: "They're spreading lies about me saying I want to abolish prisons... Why would I want to do that when I want [Ashley Moody] locked up and jailed." CNN: "You want your Republican opponent locked up?" Angie Nixon: "Yeah basically. I absolutely want that to happen." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 09:18 AM (jxbDg) Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2026 09:18 AM (YSUhf) 170
167 MS NOW Falsely Claimed FBI Director Was In Russia
- He went there to get pissed on by Russian whores. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7) ======= It was a mole hunt. Someone in DOJ is getting fired, and probably charged. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 09:18 AM (jxbDg) 171
The best news so far this morning is hearing that the Dodgers lost again last night. Wonderful news indeed.
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2026 09:21 AM (Oy/m2) 172
Yeah, my son would always clean up in the rich-folk’s neighborhood down the street.
Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:21 AM (77rzZ) 173
144 Goodbye, Mister T!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey Now, hold on. Mister T expressed "Pity" for the fools because he knew they were not beyond hope even though they acted foolishly. Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 09:21 AM (BpO1e) 174
CNN: "You want your Republican opponent locked up?"
Angie Nixon: "Yeah basically. I absolutely want that to happen." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 09:18 AM (jxbDg) It's like the Dems went out of their way and just sent out letters asking "Are you batshit crazy AND want to run for office?" The big tent and multi-culturalism. You keep accepting everyone, excusing away little 'foibles', more and more, over and over and eventually the worst of everything boils to the top. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 09:22 AM (Sco7b) 175
MS Now is all about factchecking!
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2026 09:22 AM (AKptf) 176
Good article at GP saying the Dems if they take the House will force Maxine out of the leadership at Financial Services. She's 88 and not getting smarter. Dem civil war , even if they take the House
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 09:22 AM (V2IGM) 177
They should have turned on CSPAN!
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2026 09:22 AM (AKptf) 178
> MS NOW Falsely Claimed FBI Director Was In Russia
-------- Probably not the only thing MS NOW falsely claimed... or will claim. Lying. It's what they do. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 09:23 AM (RORbl) 179
All his answers were reasonable sounding to anyone who doesn't know anything about him Even the Christianity stuff didn't have fireworks. But it was CNN. You know like all political events, it was carefully staged and crafted.
Fortunately, CNN only has 700,000 viewers, they're not all in Texas and anyone who may have been swayed probably had better things to watch. But he did do well. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 09:00 AM (Sco7b) As his life long pastor and a female pastor at his church admitted in an undercover tape, he's just playing along to say what's necessary for election, but the minute he's in office, all the freaky stuff will come right back. (They didn't call it freaky, though- they approve.) Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2026 09:23 AM (lCppi) 180
If Ds take the house it's a disaster of Massive proportions. All the US enemies win, and we the normal people (which most you are) will lose bigly.
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2026 09:23 AM (AKptf) 181
I turn out my lights on Halloween and run the sprinklers out front. Hate that Satanist Holiday, which has now become a season. Never even liked it as a child, greed, hyped-up kids getting belly aches from overconsumption. Vile event, brought to the fore by morally bankrupt Hollywood. Pfffffft!
Posted by: Voice of Reason at October 15, 2026 09:23 AM (EdP2u) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7) 183
639,000 Republican Donors, Voters"
How many of those comment here I wonder? Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 09:16 AM (J76xR) Id like to see that list. Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2026 09:24 AM (lCppi) 184
The United States had requested only occasional overflight rights and some landing accommodations. Both were again refused by some of the largest NATO members.
==================== VDH explains it is not Trump and America disabling NATO, it is Germany, France and Britain. They refuse to contribute their treaty amounts and they refuse overflight rights to our bombers. England releases Iranian terrorists rehearsing an attack on American airplanes rather than jail them. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2026 09:24 AM (v3w5Z) 185
174 It's like the Dems went out of their way and just sent out letters asking "Are you batshit crazy AND want to run for office?"
The big tent and multi-culturalism. You keep accepting everyone, excusing away little 'foibles', more and more, over and over and eventually the worst of everything boils to the top. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 09:22 AM (Sco7b) ======== She was the insurgent DSA candidate against the establishment Vindmann in the Democrat primary. She got the nomination off of youth and black votes, despite Vindmann's very large spending advantage. And she's going to lose by 15 points because it's Florida. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 09:24 AM (jxbDg) 186
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 09:09 AM (Y6Q+5)
SMOD has embraced plagiarism as his preferred commenting technique. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2026 09:24 AM (yr4pf) 187
Id like to see that list.
Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2026 09:24 AM (lCppi) ================= Got you covered! Posted by: Commissar Jack Smith at October 15, 2026 09:25 AM (v3w5Z) Posted by: Jawbreaker Waldowski at October 15, 2026 09:26 AM (VNBA8) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 15, 2026 09:26 AM (j+aD2) 190
I think that the best description of The Krugtron is 'anti-wise', do the opposite of what he suggests and you will do well. How he continues to be employed or even listened to simply amazes me - HE IS ALWAYS WRONG.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 15, 2026 09:27 AM (JNTt1) 191
>>I still miss those Halloweens. I would set up a table to give the adults (especially the police guys!) treats - like hot dogs and warm cider and beer
Yeah, that sounds like fun! We had a nearby neighborhood with a one block row of shops that shuts down on Halloween, all the shops give out candy + music, bouncy houses, etc. Great fun! Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 09:28 AM (rOKnE) 192
Sleeper candidate who will likely lose her race because it's NY but has a bright future, Saritha Komatireddy.
She dismantled Tish James in their debate and she is an excellent communicator with a great message. If you ever get a chance to watch some of the clips of her debate watch 'em. She's great. Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 09:29 AM (viF8m) 193
And she's going to lose by 15 points because it's Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 09:24 AM (jxbDg) I hope so. But, if the Dems weren't so inclusive, I wonder if they could have murdered the DSA in the crib....so to speak. If they had standards instead of accepting everyone for every last living vote, maybe they wouldn't have gone so far off the rails. As his life long pastor and a female pastor at his church admitted in an undercover tape, he's just playing along to say what's necessary for election, but the minute he's in office, all the freaky stuff will come right back. (They didn't call it freaky, though- they approve.) Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2026 09:23 AM (lCppi) That really came across yesterday. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 09:29 AM (Sco7b) 194
>>She was the insurgent DSA candidate against the establishment Vindmann in the Democrat primary.
She got the nomination off of youth and black votes, despite Vindmann's very large spending advantage. - - - - Heh, for that she has my thanks. May she go down in flames, but taking out the arrogant, traitorous Vindman was a gift. Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2026 09:29 AM (rOKnE) 195
@185 Vindmann didn't campaign worth a crap. He thought he'd waltz into the nomination based on commercials . Oops
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 09:29 AM (V2IGM) 196
Art up
Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 09:30 AM (oqpkA) 197
Unlike the "get off my lawn" fist-shakers, I love Halloween. Having a bunch of happy kids and wine-swilling parents come by is great. In our neighborhood we get few teenagers, its mostly little kids, and we are fans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 15, 2026 09:31 AM (v3w5Z) 198
She got the nomination off of youth and black votes, despite Vindmann's very large spending advantage.
And she's going to lose by 15 points because it's Florida. Posted by: TheJamesMadison +++ Hard to believe that it could be that close. This woman is dumber than a box of rocks. Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 15, 2026 09:31 AM (Lo97M) 199
I turn out my lights on Halloween and run the sprinklers out front. Hate that Satanist Holiday
Posted by: Voice of Reason Um, it started out as part of the celebration of All Souls' Day on Nov. 1. Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ) 200
Good news, everyone!
CNN Communications @CNNPR Freedom of the press is not optional. We’ll continue to follow the facts wherever they take us and to defend the right to do so every day. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7) 201
Good morning. Thanks, J.J.
From above: "Ex-special counsel Jack Smith obtained personal information on 639,000 Republican donors, voters and supporters..." "Nine of the country's biggest banks spent five years running an outrageous campaign to cut conservatives, Christians, pro-lifers, and Trump supporters out of the financial system, and the federal government now has the receipts. . ." Voter intimidation. (Yes, TD Bank just stopped donations I sent towards a few elections, one local. It took both written complaints & confronting low level managers (the only they'd put on telephone) to have donations sent through, though late.) 👉🏻 And a nationwide mapping of the Republican Party apparatus. 👉🏻The banking investigation followed President Donald Trump's August 7, 2025 Executive Order, "Guaranteeing Fair Banking For All Americans," which banned politicized debanking and ordered regulators to strip "reputation risk" guidelines from bank examinations. While the OCC criticized the lenders for subjective restrictions, it stopped short of issuing immediate financial penalties or formal sanctions, noting it would weigh policy updates to deter the practice. (Reuters) Posted by: L - No nic... at October 15, 2026 09:34 AM (NFX2v) 202
Continued
Quartz: In part, "The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau separately announced Wednesday that it would investigate whether the banks featured in the OCC report have complied with federal consumer financial laws." (Oh, yay! /s) Without Trump, it'll all be forgotten soon enough, all but for the voters who switch to Independent or maybe stop voting in local elections. ---- Zelenskyy has once again moved to the epicenter of American domestic politics just weeks before a November election. Still O&Joe's guy, so useful to the Democrat/socialist Party. Posted by: L - No nic... at October 15, 2026 09:34 AM (NFX2v) 203
The administration should have called quits on both its TPS and Humanitarian parole. imho, of course.
Because the Supreme Court gave the executive branch broad authority to terminate TPS, immigrant advocacy groups and congressional allies are pushing for legislative "fixes" to bypass the presidency and provide permanent status: The Dream and Promise Act of 2026 (H.R. 1589). The SECURE Act. Country-Specific Shield Bills, i.e., Rep. Jason Crow (D-CO) introduced a bill in October 2026 to legally extend TPS protections for Ukrainians through 2029, isolating them from executive termination. Similar legislative efforts, such as Senate Bill S.4814, have been introduced to create a three-year extension and a permanent residency track for Haitians. The Afghan Adjustment Act is bipartisan U.S. legislation designed to create a direct pathway to lawful permanent residency for over 76,000 Afghan evacuees who arrived in the U.S. under temporary humanitarian parole following the August 2021 withdrawal. How did this happen? Ha. BAMN! Good day. Safe travels Posted by: L - No nic... at October 15, 2026 09:34 AM (NFX2v) 204
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@townhallcom HOLD THE PRESS: NBC holds Abdul El-Sayed’s feet to the fire on his family’s ties to the Muslim Brotherhood. He CLEARLY panicked and lashed out at the reporter. NBC: “When people ask you a question, they do expect the truth.” EL-SAYED (flustered): “Are you insinuating that somehow I was lying?!” This is so good. He’s panicking and his lies are catching up to him. A rare act of journalism from NBC News. - You're also a terrorist. A lying terrorist. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 09:37 AM (ndZc7) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0416 seconds. |
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