A White Leftwing Couple Bought a $1.5 Million Home in a Black Neighborhood in Austin. Nothing Bad Happened at All and Everyone Is Living in Racial Harmony.

Oh wait, that's not what happened at all.

What happened is racial redlining, enforced by blacks who say this is "OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!"

According to numerous clips, the woman left notes on cars near her $1.5 million home, telling drivers not to park there. The home is reportedly near a Historically Black College and University. The woman, who was white, got confronted, got huffy, dropped the school's reported 25 percent graduation rate, and now they're besieged.

The white couple have a Talafreako yard sign.

As a wise insane man said, You get what you deserve.

Amiri King
@AmiriKing
NIGHTMARE
A white couple in Austin is currently going through hell.
The couple had a minor disagreement with a neighbor about people parking in front of their home and not leaving them anywhere else to park.
Minor disagreement.
No big deal right? (The black woman tried to escalate it, as they always do)
The video was posted to Instagram and a bunch of blacks have come together to harass the couple.
The man even says in the video, 'Everybody go stand in front of her house and scare her to make her move.'
This is a crime.
- Stalking - Texas Penal Code sec. 42.072
- Harassment - Texas Penal Code sec. 42.07
- Terroristic threat - Texas Penal Code sec. 22.07

Gee I've heard that is a racial crime whose foul stain will never be erased when white people did it 70 years ago.

But now? It's just some good ol' fashioned anti-gentrification terrorism.

Terroristic KKK-style threats are just "the voice of the unheard."

That said -- to hell with this couple. I hope they're forced out and take a million dollar loss on the house.

NIGHTMARE
A white couple in Austin is currently going through hell.
The couple had a minor disagreement with a neighbor about people parking in front of their home and not leaving them anywhere else to park.
Minor disagreement.
No big deal right? (The black woman tried to escalate it, as they always do)
The video was posted to Instagram and a bunch of blacks have come together to harass the couple.
The man even says in the video, ‘Everybody go stand in front of her house and scare her to make her move.’
This is a crime.
- Stalking - Texas Penal Code § 42.072
- Harassment - Texas Penal Code § 42.07
- Terroristic threat - Texas Penal Code § 22.07
Imagine paying $1.5m to live near these people.
If anyone knows the couple and they need help moving, reach out.
Spread this video far and wide. Jamal is too stupid to realize he just documented several crimes.
— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) October 13, 2026

white lady in my city moved into a historically black neighborhood and started harassing the HBCU students about where they parked. someone confronted her and she replied "THIS IS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!!" ...shittt they been at her neck ever since 😂😂 https://t.co/ggRqFddoEC
— yaya ☆ (@yayafrost) October 13, 2026

Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

Give me Space to Breathe, Bigots.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

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1 Move out = white flight
Move in = gentrification

Posted by: Halfhand at October 14, 2026 03:31 PM (RhaPD)

2 Crazy Rich …

Posted by: Ann at October 14, 2026 03:31 PM (SHHm+)

3 HILARITY.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:32 PM (zjgNU)

4 All these people are horrible.

Streisand effect, retards.

Also, who puts notes on other people's cars?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (Y/06r)

5 >>> Move out = white flight
Move in = gentrification

mm-hm.

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (1wjle)

6 This is of a type with the "IF ONLY COMRADE STALIN KNEW!!" people.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)

7 >>>near a Historically Black College and University.

So which is it? It makes sense to combine them when you are talking about the whole bunch. But in this case, there is one specific one near the house. And it is either a college or a university. It is not both.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (8mulE)

8 In space, no one can hear you breathe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (amcLV)

9 @yayafrost
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white lady in my city moved into a historically black neighborhood and started harassing the HBCU students about where they parked. someone confronted her and she replied "THIS IS OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!!" ...shittt they been at her neck ever since 😂😂

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The white progressives should give the home to the poorest, dirtiest HBCU trans-hobo they can find for reparations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (jxbDg)

10 This world has fallen.
Sheesh

Posted by: Okjohn at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (Eby7U)

11 All these people are horrible.

Streisand effect, retards.

Also, who puts notes on other people's cars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (Y/06r)

Well, I put a note on someone's car when I was young and scratched it pulling out and had no idea who it belonged to or when they would return.

But otherwise, passive-aggressive people.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (zjgNU)

12 It's Austin, they're libbies; they probably deserve it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (l3cgK)

13 "As a wise insane man said, You get what you deserve."

I thought it was "You get what you *fucking* deserve"?

Oh wait, that was in Joker.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (oPFtC)

14 So which is it? It makes sense to combine them when you are talking about the whole bunch. But in this case, there is one specific one near the house. And it is either a college or a university. It is not both.
Posted by: No Name Today at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (8mulE)

This is more 'Who run Bartertown?' than it is a substantive argument.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (Y/06r)

15 $1.5 million to buy a home in the ghetto? Wouldn't be me.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (jJke1)

16 Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

Give me Space to Breath, Bigots.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

Hey, it's better than yesterday, at least.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (zjgNU)

17 This world has fallen.
Sheesh
Posted by: Okjohn at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (Eby7U)
___

Not everywhere in the world.

Just where the crazies congregate.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (dkM11)

18 "Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.
Give me Space to Breath, Bigots."

ELL O ELL.

Posted by: Bosk at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (VMFAF)

19 11 All these people are horrible.

Streisand effect, retards.

Also, who puts notes on other people's cars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (Y/06r)

Well, I put a note on someone's car when I was young and scratched it pulling out and had no idea who it belonged to or when they would return.

But otherwise, passive-aggressive people.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (zjgNU)

Someone said, "If you hit a car and the driver isn't there put a note that says, 'Sorry', and leave. People will think you left contact and insurance information."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (l3cgK)

20 $1.5 million to buy a home in the ghetto? Wouldn't be me.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (jJke1)

Or any other sane person.

But as we can see, these people aren't sane.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:36 PM (zjgNU)

21 SMH
True

Posted by: Okjohn at October 14, 2026 03:36 PM (Eby7U)

22 I almost think this was staged.

The pics and video of the woman -- central casting for an AWFuL -- parading around in tight spandex she doesn't have the body for, with the ultracuck husband standing behind her like a wilting homosexual, and starting off the argument with "I paid $1.5 million for this house."

This is a scene from Blazing Saddles 2.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

23 Someone said, "If you hit a car and the driver isn't there put a note that says, 'Sorry', and leave. People will think you left contact and insurance information."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (l3cgK)

I actually DID leave contact and insurance information, though.

/shifts eyes back and forth

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:37 PM (zjgNU)

24 Also, who puts notes on other people's cars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Depends on if they're parking in my space or not.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 03:37 PM (vJrRc)

25 I once put a note on a guy's car saying "sweet car, if you ever want to sell it let me know".

That's it though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (aKiSo)

26 I almost think this was staged.

The pics and video of the woman -- central casting for an AWFuL -- parading around in tight spandex she doesn't have the body for, with the ultracuck husband standing behind her like a wilting homosexual, and starting off the argument with "I paid $1.5 million for this house."

This is a scene from Blazing Saddles 2.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (zjgNU)

27 22 I almost think this was staged.

The pics and video of the woman -- central casting for an AWFuL -- parading around in tight spandex she doesn't have the body for, with the ultracuck husband standing behind her like a wilting homosexual, and starting off the argument with "I paid $1.5 million for this house."

This is a scene from Blazing Saddles 2.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Social media has turned much of life into a hideous reality tv show with the rest of us as unwilling viewers and/or participants. Add in the coming spy glasses recording everything, and we will be living in the Truman Show.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)

28 People gonna asshoe. Take your $1.5M and buy enough land that you don't HAVE neighbors. Done deal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (2SSbU)

29 13 "As a wise insane man said, You get what you deserve."

I thought it was "You get what you *fucking* deserve"?

Oh wait, that was in Joker.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2026 03:34 PM (oPFtC)

'Deserve's got nothing to do with it.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (Y/06r)

30 $1.5 million to buy a home in the ghetto? Wouldn't be me.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (jJke1)
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Spend $200 grand to move to the country and have some acreage, yes.

Over a million to live in the hood? *%$! no.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (dkM11)

31 "Paging Jazmine Crockett... Jazmine Crockett to the White Racism Phone..."

Posted by: Brewingfrog at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (kSArb)

32 $1.5 million for that means they are getting it good and hard just like they wanted.

They are now waking up to the reality of what they voted for and are now torturing themselves every night over the racists they have become because of this situation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

33 Move out = white flight
Move in = gentrification

Posted by: Halfhand at October 14, 2026 03:31 PM (RhaPD)

Filed in the "White People Can't Win" category.

Posted by: pookysgirl has been saying this for years at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (Wt5PA)

34 Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

For the record you told me, "I want you lady so much I'll build you a book shelf afterwards and we can sit around and watch the Star Wars Christmas special all day"

Of course this is after I said, "Next" as I normally do

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

35 People gonna asshoe. Take your $1.5M and buy enough land that you don't HAVE neighbors. Done deal.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (2SSbU)
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This^^^

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (dkM11)

36 Must be fun living next to a rich Karen

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (Lw6GH)

37 $1.5 million to buy a home in the ghetto? Wouldn't be me.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (jJke1)

They were excited to bathe in the aura of diversity wafting through the neighborhood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (ExV1e)

38 Oh, America.

Move to the rough part of town and your big complaint is that you can't find on-street parking in front of your house.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (aKiSo)

39 I once put a note on a guy's car saying "sweet car, if you ever want to sell it let me know".

That's it though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (aKiSo)

/russian "Everything's got a price" /russian off

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (zjgNU)

40 The best part of this story? Those leftists's "friends" are all currently telling each other they always knew they were racist...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

41 Gotta say I like the black lady calling her “ Karen”.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (Gqar8)

42 A White Leftwing Couple Bought a $1.5 Million Home in a Black Neighborhood in Austin

Freaking stupid people.
Do you know what $1.5 million would get you in Detroit?
And you could still be surrounded by black people.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

43 Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

Give me Space to Breathe, Bigots.

Stay strong, Ace.
Down with the Matriacrchy!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (6ydKt)

44 Having neighbors who live a half mile away at minimum.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (dkM11)

45 *gazes over barren field of fucks*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (zcI95)

46 This was almost 25 years ago when the kids were grown and out of the house we decided to go shopping for another place to live in Houston...I wanted one of those big old houses in a neighborhood near Braes Bayou called Riverside.

It was originally developed by jews a hundred years ago and is now a black neighborhood. The blacks would not allow whites to even look at the houses that had for sale signs in the yard.

Posted by: DanMan at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (8uzBS)

47 Down with the Matriacrchy!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (6ydKt)
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Preach!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (dkM11)

48 I love how the commenter on the video keeps saying KNEEGROW over and over, although the "Karen" never did. Way to smooth that troubled water, dude. Because, after all, having a note put on your car is worse than lynching.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (2SSbU)

49 44 Having neighbors who live a half mile away at minimum.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (dkM11)

Kinda cramped!

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Gqar8)

50 A similar situation to Nazi Germany declaring war on the Soviet Union, tearing up their "pact".

May both sides go full scorched earth.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (ba0+A)

51 Oh, for any that missed it.

CNN has a Talarico Town Hall at 8pm tonight.
Dozens may be impressed.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Sco7b)

52 Gotta say I like the black lady calling her “ Karen”.

It's not mentioned a lot, but "Karen" as an insult has always had a racial component.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

53 Do you know what $1.5 million would get you in Detroit?
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About 80% of the city's residential property?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (amcLV)

54 A White Leftwing Couple Bought a $1.5 Million Home in a Black Neighborhood in Austin

Freaking stupid people.
Do you know what $1.5 million would get you in Detroit?
And you could still be surrounded by black people.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

It would probably get you four blocks, and you could reserve parking on the one your house is on no problem.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (uhVAy)

55 According to numerous clips, the woman left notes on cars near her $1.5 million home, telling drivers not to park there

—-

Bitch please. It’s a public street anyone can park there.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (k3anH)

56 The irony is rich.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Q/FnY)

57 First, there is never any street parking near a university. Any urban university. College students don't have money to pay for parking, they will drive around the block forever, waiting for a spot to open up.
Second, their arrogance, wanting to prove their false social beliefs. Buying a home in this neighborhood was likely a political statement from them, not because they liked the house.
Third, the move to put notes on windshields, that is just stupid. It inflames the car owner, who then told the neighbors, and just like that, the only white family in the neighborhood becomes a self-made target.
The non-self awareness of these people sounds like they are true white liberals. They got what they asked for.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Uvvcx)

58 I don't have any problem with the white couple who moved into a cheaper home. Why would you be hostile to them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (nIKjK)

59 38 Oh, America.

Move to the rough part of town and your big complaint is that you can't find on-street parking in front of your house.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (aKiSo)

I mean, I have never got wanting to live IN a city. 1.5million, even in Austin, you're telling me there are not new housing going up on the outskirts of town? A place you could get a lot more house? And yard? And be away from assholes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Y/06r)

60 /russian "Everything's got a price" /russian off
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (zjgNU)

https://youtu.be/GDXYzUlv0S8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)

61 I gotta tell ya, I'm kind of with the neighborhood on this one. It's on street parking. There's no dibs. You can't reserve a spot unless you cleared it of at least a foot and a half of snow, first. You don't get to be the local parking authority and boss your neighbors around because your pasty ass wrote a fucking note. Go fuck yourself. Move somewhere with a driveway. Take the damn bus. The world owes you nothing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (aKiSo)

62 Karen has street rights - all your streets are belong to me!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (Gqar8)

63 CNN has a Talarico Town Hall at 8pm tonight.
Dozens may be impressed.

Who's moderating? Tapper? Tater? Kaitlyn Collins?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (2ocoG)

64 What do you mean "historically" Shaniqua-sabe?

Posted by: Tonto at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (RhaPD)

65 It's not mentioned a lot, but "Karen" as an insult has always had a racial component.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

Which is funny because black women go "Karen" at much higher rates.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (zjgNU)

66 It is interesting to me that at one point the left tried to pin Karen on normal, non-leftwing women but almost there is a woman acting like a Karen its some leftwinger isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

67 Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

I’m thankful you didn’t post that video.

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 14, 2026 03:43 PM (xLChk)

68 Gotta say I like the black lady calling her “ Karen”.

It's not mentioned a lot, but "Karen" as an insult has always had a racial component.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

Well sure, the officious woman who can appeal to the authorities is more of a suburban thing, thus whiter. Just like the aggressive wild woman stereotype is more black than not.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

69 Also, after getting an apartment with a garage? That has become the most attractive thing about any potential home. It's so wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:43 PM (Y/06r)

70 CNN has a Talarico Town Hall at 8pm tonight.

Can't wait for him to not mention where he's been...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

71 Kinda cramped!
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Gqar

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lol

Daughter, SiL, grandkids across one pasture, MO State trooper and his family across another.

Works for me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:43 PM (dkM11)

72 Had notes left on my car at least twice, seeking to buy it.

No-rust VW bug (spent a lot of its life in CA), on the east coast. Fantastic car. Once was so busy I couldn't replace a dead battery for a few weeks. Just started it with help (on the flats) and always parked on a hill near home.

Actually did sell it, eventually. Had my mechanic (a VW guy exclusively) pick a buyer from his customer list, and name the price. Got twice what I'd paid for it. Heap big interest in a no-rust bug back there.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 03:43 PM (U/Byj)

73 Freaking stupid people.
Do you know what $1.5 million would get you in Detroit?
And you could still be surrounded by black people.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

These are smarter dumbass leftists. They get a state run by semi-squishy Republicans and they can masturbate feverishly every two years about how they're going to turn the state blue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)

74 37 $1.5 million to buy a home in the ghetto? Wouldn't be me.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (jJke1)

They were excited to bathe in the aura of diversity wafting through the neighborhood.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (ExV1e)

Sort of like the aura wafting around the camper after DH dines on tap beer and burritos. And don't get me started on the dog wind.

RUN AWAY!!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (2SSbU)

75 I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

Maybe go for a beer with Chuy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (0sNs1)

76 63 CNN has a Talarico Town Hall at 8pm tonight.
Dozens may be impressed.

Who's moderating? Tapper? Tater? Kaitlyn Collins?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (2ocoG)

Don't know.

Kaitlyn would make him feel most comfortable considering he likes trannies and drag queens. Trump was right. She does look like a dude.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (Sco7b)

77 28 People gonna asshoe. Take your $1.5M and buy enough land that you don't HAVE neighbors. Done deal.
Posted by: tcn in AK

There is a reason that urban cities become notorious for too many regulations, laws, rules, etc. It is because they concentrate the assholes in a small geographic area and these rules, laws, regulations, have to be directed toward the lowest common denominator. Same reason that suburbs now have HOA Not Sees.

People behaving awful to each other and the ones that behave the most awful end up causing rules against their awfulness.

Cities concentrate people behaving badly so you end up with prison rules and customs for everyone to lessen the likelihood that person A shanks person B.

All of that tends to go away when you have space enough between dwellings that the assholes can be ignored. They tend to self select too after acting the fool and move to places more accepting of their behavior.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

78 /russian "Everything's got a price" /russian off
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:39 PM (zjgNU)

https://youtu.be/GDXYzUlv0S8
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)

Not the clip I was expecting, and FAR funnier.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (zjgNU)

79 71 Kinda cramped!
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:41 PM (Gqar
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lol

Daughter, SiL, grandkids across one pasture, MO State trooper and his family across another.

Works for me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:43 PM (dkM11)

Hah! You have room to build a birm for the gun range, sounds like!

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar8)

80 I get irrationally tooth-grindingly angry when someone parks in front of the house, especially as they usually do it to visit the house across the street. But its not illegal, as long as they don't block the driveway or park on the curb. Its just annoying. So I get where she's coming from to put notes on cars, but its Karen behavior. If they park there too long or ignore local parking ordinances you can call enforcement on them, don't leave notes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (nIKjK)

81 I gotta tell ya, I'm kind of with the neighborhood on this one. It's on street parking. There's no dibs. You can't reserve a spot unless you cleared it of at least a foot and a half of snow, first. You don't get to be the local parking authority and boss your neighbors around because your pasty ass wrote a fucking note. Go fuck yourself. Move somewhere with a driveway. Take the damn bus. The world owes you nothing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (aKiSo)

I'd think a one point 5 millioner has parking inside the lot already. I think the issue is they don't want cars by their house at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

82 Also, directly in front of their house? Fair. How far afield is she putting notes though?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (Y/06r)

83 Having neighbors who live a half mile away at minimum.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (dkM11)

Preferably, further than I can throw a piece of lead weighing 124 grains.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (ExV1e)

84 "Give me Space to Breath, Bigots."

what Ace really needs is "Room to Riot".

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (vbXSk)

85 57 First, there is never any street parking near a university. Any urban university. College students don't have money to pay for parking, they will drive around the block forever, waiting for a spot to open up.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

When I tried to get into a university campus (and I didn't want to pay their fees), I parked on one of those streets nearby. Legally.
The local rich Democrat-voters cut the pipes in my car's radiator.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (88C+u)

86 I live in an old part of town with most homes built before cars were a thing. A lot of houses don’t have garages or even driveways. The streets are packed with cars. People park where there spots doesn’t matter if it’s not right in front of their house.

It’s absurd for anyone to think they can dictate who parks where on a city street. If you don’t like this environment move to the suburbs in an HOA where nobody is allowed to park on the street.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (k3anH)

87 Uhhh, the bitchy black lady is right. It's street parking. Suck it up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 03:46 PM (BI5O2)

88 Uh, people here pay over 1.5 million to not be near the black folks. I've heard.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 03:46 PM (enNUy)

89 As another point in all this...why would a Talafreako supporter even want an evil polluting car if they are living in a city that has public transit?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

90 1.5million, even in Austin, you're telling me there are not new housing going up on the outskirts of town?

As noted above with the Detroit comment, you can buy an AMAZING house for 1.5 million dollars in most of the country. Why would you deliberately live in Austin Texas?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:46 PM (nIKjK)

91 I'd think a one point 5 millioner has parking inside the lot already. I think the issue is they don't want cars by their house at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

I dunno. There was some stuff in Louisville that did not seem to have garages- especially the older stuff downtown. Always struck me as odd. Louisville also was horrific on closet and cupboard space too. It's like 100 years ago no one had anything, so they did not put any space in to store it, and it became a habit in construction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (Y/06r)

92 She lives in a city. Deal with it.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (Gqar8)

93 Kaitlyn would make him feel most comfortable considering he likes trannies and drag queens. Trump was right. She does look like a dude.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (Sco7b)

She's got a strong jaw sure. But to get her look you have to be grinding your molars in suppressed rage your entire life.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (uhVAy)

94 No ace, you got the story wrong.

White leftist woman was leaving notes on cars that were parked in front of their house on the street which is typically public access.

White woman tells blacks that they cannot park there. Black lady goes ballistic on white lady telling her obvious lies that students couldn't park in front of their house.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (Sn//3)

95 67 Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

I’m thankful you didn’t post that video.
Posted by: Kratwurst
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Mebbe he will put the text message chain surrounding the cruel event on a future post. That will be after Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe, take up his civil lawsuit against the sorority that molested him after getting him drunk and high.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)

96 I'd think a one point 5 millioner has parking inside the lot already. I think the issue is they don't want cars by their house at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

Ok, then I'm definitely with the neighborhood. Park everything there, all the time. Double park. Take shifts if you have to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)

97 > A white couple in Austin is currently going through hell.

---

Lo, I gaze upon my field of fucks, and find it barren.
Alas, I have no fucks to give.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (vr4To)

98 Leave it to a liberal woman to be so dim-witted that she doesn't understand that street parking is first come first served. I know that the issue here is that black people are targeting her because she's white, but I have no tolerance for people who are that ignorant.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (0Htd1)

99 White leftist woman was leaving notes on cars that were parked in front of their house on the street which is typically public access.

White woman tells blacks that they cannot park there. Black lady goes ballistic on white lady telling her obvious lies that students couldn't park in front of their house.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin
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A difference of Karens. Hope they both lose.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:48 PM (E4rtv)

100 98 I have no tolerance for people who are that ignorant.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (0Htd1)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 03:48 PM (jxbDg)

101 College students don't have money to pay for parking, they will drive around the block forever, waiting for a spot to open up.

I haven't been to San Francisco for a while, but it had the worst parking I have ever seen. People weren't just double parked, there were people parked in the middle of the freaking street, straddling the line. Just stopped, locked the car up, and left it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:48 PM (nIKjK)

102 Her soy infused man lurking in the background tells me so very much.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:48 PM (Gqar8)

103
It’s absurd for anyone to think they can dictate who parks where on a city street. If you don’t like this environment move to the suburbs in an HOA where nobody is allowed to park on the street.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (k3anH)

This sounds right to me.

BUT, old construction past a certain point has no allure for me. 50's style ranch houses? Yes, please. A sense of space even when you have houses all around. OG 'city' lots? Fuck off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:49 PM (Y/06r)

104 >92 She lives in a city. Deal with it.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (Gqar

Try that nonsense in Norf Philly and the locals will burn your mofo house down.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 14, 2026 03:49 PM (vr4To)

105 Sorry, but I’m laughing over here. I’m digging real real deep, trying to find a give a fvck.

Posted by: Cookie at October 14, 2026 03:49 PM (1pd05)

106 Also, who puts notes on other people's cars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:33 PM (Y/06r)

I put a post it note on someone's side window recently to say that I appreciated their nice religiously themed bumper stickers as well as " I hope something nice happens to you today." Thing on their back inside windshield.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (JrHfD)

107 102 Her soy infused man lurking in the background tells me so very much.
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:48 PM (Gqar

He went along with buying a house there to begin with. Retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (Y/06r)

108 I dunno. There was some stuff in Louisville that did not seem to have garages- especially the older stuff downtown. Always struck me as odd. Louisville also was horrific on closet and cupboard space too. It's like 100 years ago no one had anything, so they did not put any space in to store it, and it became a habit in construction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (Y/06r)

The older style row houses were like that because they were pre car, but I doubt that is the situation here in a newer place like Austin. My sister used to live in one in DC, and her liberal ideals were set aside when she needed to use a broom to drive bums and riff raff off her lawn.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

109 66 It is interesting to me that at one point the left tried to pin Karen on normal, non-leftwing women but almost there is a woman acting like a Karen its some leftwinger isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

There was a movie that came out in 2021 called "Karen", which was essentially this scenario Ace wrote about, only of course it was a black couple trying to fit into an affluent white Atlantia suburb.

That movie was memorable to me for all the wrong reasons. Some notable moments - the white racist "Karen" antagonist had a confederate soap dispenser, her brother of course was a corrupt racist cop who also was part of "The Brotherhood", and Ben Crump himself had a part at the end where he decried the perils of huwhite racism while some guy on the side was playing on either trombone or a trumpet.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (oPFtC)

110 don't pick fights with people who can make it their only job to sit outside your house and protest you. Popcorn all round, I say.

Posted by: yoyopg at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (EsLVz)

111 Preferably, further than I can throw a piece of lead weighing 124 grains.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM

And that's how the .45 ACP vs. 9mm fracas started, Officer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

112 This is what you can get in my town for 1.5 million, these are palaces. And its at least as left leaning as Austin without the 105 degree summers, tornadoes, and hurricanes

https://tinyurl.com/2mac3vuh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (nIKjK)

113 She's dressed like a whore. She's a Karen. She's an AWFL. HAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 03:51 PM (V2IGM)

114 You hate to hear it.

Anyway.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 03:51 PM (Hur+g)

115 All of that tends to go away when you have space enough between dwellings that the assholes can be ignored. They tend to self select too after acting the fool and move to places more accepting of their behavior.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

People were not meant to live on top of one another. We exited Los Anchorage when the leftists took power and haven't looked back once. Californicators ruined what was a very cool city, and there is nothing that would make me go back there and pay taxes to those asshats.

Now we have two acres, room to breathe, and even though we do have one asshole neighbor (with a psycho rooster), he is far enough away that unless we have to engage the .50 cal.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 03:51 PM (2SSbU)

116 Lo, I gaze upon my field of fucks, and find it barren.
Alas, I have no fucks to give.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM (vr4To)

I regret that I have but one fuck to give for my country- and that is about border enforcement and illegal immigration.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:51 PM (Y/06r)

117 And her problem is nothing compared to the white, liberal couple that I knew in the seventies. They showed that they weren't bigoted by moving into the city of Detroit. One day they were held up at gunpoint as they got out of their car. The responding cop said, "Is this the first time you've been robbed?" They moved almost immediately.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2026 03:51 PM (0Htd1)

118 I am going to fill up one of those garbage cans with popcorn.

You could drive 20-30 minutes W NW of Austin and $1.5 million would buy you a lot of privacy. The only problem with parking would be if your neighbors cows or horses got out.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2026 03:51 PM (Qgg5f)

119 It was originally developed by jews a hundred years ago and is now a black neighborhood. The blacks would not allow whites to even look at the houses that had for sale signs in the yard.
Posted by: DanMan at October 14, 2026 03:40 PM (8uzBS)

If it's the neighborhood I'm thinking of, the houses are sh*tty looking because nobody does any basic upkeep or maintenance on them. Huh. Who saw that coming?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 14, 2026 03:52 PM (ZgwKJ)

120 Heck lay down a million for property and a palace, and use the 500,000 you saved to hire a maid and a cook for 5 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:52 PM (nIKjK)

121 Cities are not fit to live in anymore. I lived in cities most of my life. They have gotten worse with time. The last twenty five years I have lived in a very rural area and enjoyed peace and quite. I will never go back to city life, never. The crime, traffic, and noise, not to mention high tax rates and rude people, is not worth it.

Posted by: Case at October 14, 2026 03:52 PM (ROPCF)

122 BUT, old construction past a certain point has no allure for me. 50's style ranch houses? Yes, please. A sense of space even when you have houses all around. OG 'city' lots? Fuck off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:49 PM (Y/06r)

My California duplex has a back yard so narrow I can touch the house on one side and the back wall on the other. The side yard is wider, unusually. It's on the end of the row.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:53 PM (uhVAy)

123 Just stopped, locked the car up, and left it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:48 PM (nIKjK)

If you’re just running over to your fentanyl dealer to get your fix it only takes a few minutes, chill out, hater.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 03:53 PM (6ydKt)

124 It’s absurd for anyone to think they can dictate who parks where on a city street. If you don’t like this environment move to the suburbs in an HOA where nobody is allowed to park on the street.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Or get the city to make it resident permit parking only.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2026 03:54 PM (JzUSu)

125 OT but important.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
3h
🚨 BREAKING: DHS just made it PERMANENT, foreign nationals no longer get to keep working for up to 540 DAYS on expired work permits while they wait for a renewal

Renewals can take MONTHS, meaning the migrant either stays here with no work, or self-deports! If their case fails and status is lost, FORCED REMOVAL.

Effective date: TODAY 🔥

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)

126 112 This is what you can get in my town for 1.5 million, these are palaces. And its at least as left leaning as Austin without the 105 degree summers, tornadoes, and hurricanes

https://tinyurl.com/2mac3vuh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (nIKjK)

Damn. Nice.

There was a website a while back 'Crack Shack or Mansion' which showed houses in Vancouver BC. Some sold for a million dollars. Others were crack shacks. You had to guess.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)

127 Just some spirited yutes on the way to college, turning their life around, and burning Whitey out.

That's all. Nothing to see.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 03:54 PM (p85pi)

128 don't pick fights with people who can make it their only job to sit outside your house and protest you. Popcorn all round, I say.
Posted by: yoyopg at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (EsLVz)
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*tries to imagine protesters in front of house*

That reminds me, need to update range card now that the leaves are falling.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:54 PM (dkM11)

129 Why would you buy a house next to an enormous college campus if you didn't want people parking in front of your house?!

And why do people not understand that they do not own the street in front of their house?!

I have seen people draw guns on each other over this. Absolutely livid over anyone parking in "their" spot.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 14, 2026 03:55 PM (Vvh2V)

130 Still, really sorry about the r*pe, Ace.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at October 14, 2026 03:55 PM (3Sp05)

131 BREAKING: DHS just made it PERMANENT, foreign nationals no longer get to keep working for up to 540 DAYS on expired work permits while they wait for a renewal
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lol

Good.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:55 PM (dkM11)

132 Did a woman forcefully snort ketamine off the Ewoks dong? Tragedy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 03:55 PM (V2IGM)

133 I hadn't heard of this CROWN Act - a white woman was fired for having black hair. Daniel Greenfield article:

The CROWN Act was one of the many ridiculous spinoffs of the BLM era. Around half of the states in the country have since passed a “Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair” (CROWN Act) protecting black people from supposed discrimination over their hairstyles.

https://tinyurl.com/569mdwr5

Posted by: beckster at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (kX27y)

134 Living in a town offers the benefits of city water and city sewage. That’s the benefits. Do not need a “ city” for that.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (Gqar8)

135 87 Uhhh, the bitchy black lady is right. It's street parking. Suck it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 03:46 PM (BI5O2)

Certain places/cities will give you a permit for the street if they want to make it not a free-for-all. This place didn't, so yeah, this white lady is totally wrong. It's 1st come, 1st served...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (tOcjL)

136 Libs have polluted the whole area around Austin. Even going up towards Lake Travis for one, there are all these monopoly house one on top of another.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (Qgg5f)

137 Tammy!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (dkM11)

138
We? Yeah, "we" paid $1.5m for this house. Sure.

Posted by: The Stupid Bitch's Husband, Praying She Just Shuts Up For Once In Her Damn Life at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (BI5O2)

139 $1.5 million piece of shit. Do they have a garage and a driveway?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

140 the sorority that molested him after getting him drunk and high.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:47 PM

Well, we thought he deserved something special after the fine set of custom shelves he built and installed for us.

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Tau Much Fun at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)

141 I put a post it note on someone's side window recently to say that I appreciated their nice religiously themed bumper stickers as well as " I hope something nice happens to you today.

I know you meant well, but that has the "Nice car you got there. Hope nothing happens to it." vibe about it.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (RhaPD)

142 old construction past a certain point has no allure for me. 50's style ranch houses? Yes, please. A sense of space even when you have houses all around. OG 'city' lots? Fuck off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My house is 135 years old, has been renovated I dunno 10 times? A couple of additions along the way. Still has a lot of the original wood floors. It’s a really cool house.

But it needs work constantly. I knew what I was getting into though and it’s part of the deal. Also has just a tiny one car garage which sucks. I could use a 3 car garage easily.

Neighborhood is awesome, huge oak and maple trees, and every house is unique not cookie cutter shit in a subdivision. It’s a historic district so any new builds have to conform to the aesthetic of the neighborhood. And it’s walkable to just about anything I need. Very few houses are ever for sale and when they do go up they sell fast.

But it’s not for everyone obviously.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (k3anH)

143 No offense to anyone here, but who wants to move into a black neighborhood? Hell, blacks don't want to move into black neighborhoods.

Part of the reason black neighborhoods are generally poor and dysfunctional is because anyone living there gets out as soon as they can. So there's continual flight out of the neighborhood of the very residents who could make it better.

The same is true for white trash trailer parks. Nobody wants to live there. As soon as a resident can get out, they do.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

144 I live in town for a bit. We had on street parking, but permit. So it generally wasn't too horrible. Occasionally I'd have to park around the corner, but not far away enough to significantly impact my day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:57 PM (aKiSo)

145 Tammy al-Thor

Same critical thinking is evidenced by those who move out and close to airport, then they complain about the noise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 03:57 PM (p85pi)

146 121 Cities are not fit to live in anymore. I lived in cities most of my life. They have gotten worse with time. The last twenty five years I have lived in a very rural area and enjoyed peace and quite. I will never go back to city life, never. The crime, traffic, and noise, not to mention high tax rates and rude people, is not worth it.
Posted by: Case at October 14, 2026 03:52 PM (ROPCF)

And the SMELL in most big cities. Ack. Apparently, city people like to piss in public, a lot. Just... awful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 03:57 PM (2SSbU)

147 Also, who puts notes on other people's cars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

People who are too stupid to realize that that's a good way to get your car keyed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2026 03:57 PM (0Htd1)

148 1 Move out = white flight
Move in = gentrification
Posted by: Halfhand

People movin' out
People movin' in
Just because of the color of their skin.

It's a BALL OF CONFUSION!

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Av6i5)

149 >>>Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

Lawyer up, Garrett.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (dK+Kv)

150 Scott Adams smiles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (bX16E)

151
Probably, the white woman could've lowered the temperature of the confrontation, and gotten back to true racial harmony, if-

when the black woman started calling her, "Karen",

she could've called the black woman, "Aunt Jemima", which would've shown respect.

Everyone likes to be confused with somebody famous!

See me for more Expert Tips at de-escalating conflict!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (YSUhf)

152 From Banks Shut Accounts:

17
I used to think corporations were cool because all they wanted to do was make money, politics be damned. Along with this naivete, I also thought CEOs were capitalist animals who would fight DEI and ESG like Orcs. Guess not!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 01:31 PM (mmrXZ)

It's a puzzler! But it all makes sense if they're low-attachment, high-functioning sociopaths.

A nation bounded by laws and Constitution will always limit their power. If they can ride the Socialist tiger and stay on top, then they can have unbounded, unaccountable power.

By regression to the mean, sexual reproduction will hinder dynasties by making the offspring of exceptional couples closer to their ethnic group average. And, while wealth is a pie that can be expanded, status really is a zero-sum game, where your family's upward mobility may come at the cost of their family's rank. If they can use DEI and ESG to keep White and Oriental men from the lower to middle-middle classes from rising up through merit, then their own lazy, spoiled, midwit, mediocre offspring can stay on top.

This may explain the WEF/transnat elites' support for DEI/ESG and socialism.

Posted by: SciVo at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (ke3zm)

153 *tries to imagine protesters in front of house*

That reminds me, need to update range card now that the leaves are falling.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:54 PM (dkM11)

*imagines Mormon's coming to speak at SMH's house*

'What do you think the sign that say's 100 means?'

'I dunno. That one further back says '150'.'

'Did you see a glint in the house window?'

LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Y/06r)

154 112 This is what you can get in my town for 1.5 million, these are palaces. And its at least as left leaning as Austin without the 105 degree summers, tornadoes, and hurricanes

https://tinyurl.com/2mac3vuh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:50 PM (nIKjK)
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Pretty similar to where I live (without being left leaning).

I found a place just outside of town that's 5 acres, house is 6 bd, 6 bath, and 7,000 sq ft. It's quite nice.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (FZ29D)

155 Thank God, we finally got some rain.

It's been kinda dry the past couple of weeks.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (dkM11)

156 Fine. Let's officially go back to segregated neighborhoods, then.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

157 Now we have two acres, room to breathe, and even though we do have one asshole neighbor (with a psycho rooster), he is far enough away that unless we have to engage the .50 cal.....
Posted by: tcn in AK

I am not far enough away anymore from the blob that has moved my way in the last twenty years. But my neighborhood is all large acreage and not really suited for mega complex development. No pumping stations for the area means all the development must be gravity fed. That puts a choker on development long enough for my wife to finish up and retire so we can move away.

She has about five years to go for max benefits and is getting closer to just wanting to end it in two years when she can draw benefits.

I grew up on a farm mostly and miss the wide open spaces and development is beginning to be claustrophobic in our larger neighborhood along with governance getting worse.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv)

158 public, a lot. Just... awful

I grew up on farm land just outside town and going into cities to this day feels wrong and bad. Too many people, nowhere to escape, no fields, the views are all blocked off by buildings, the smell is bad, its loud, there's no life except people and rats in alleys, maybe a pigeon or dove.

I feel trapped and uncomfortable. NO amount of Ethiopian delivery food or crappy off-off-broadway plays make up for that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (nIKjK)

159 Thank God, we finally got some rain.

It's been kinda dry the past couple of weeks.
Posted by: SMH

I take it that was Isaias?

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

160 Apparently, city people like to piss in public, a lot. Just... awful.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 03:57 PM

Well, it does seems to help keep the moose away, out of our parking spots and/or middle-of-the-road collisions.

Posted by: City Folk at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (0sNs1)

161 The responding cop said, "Is this the first time you've been robbed?" They moved almost immediately.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2026 03:51 PM (0Htd1)

This is the left in general.
Believe the theory completely and faithfully until the theory is put into practice and reality slaps your teeth out of your mouth.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt)

162 This is typical Austin. White people there adore blacks. In books. On the big and small screens. But they don't want to have to actually interact with them. Heavens no, scary negroes be gone! They're not just parking in front of the house, they're parking African-Americanly. The horror, Geoffrey, someone has taught those people to drive!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (hG7ox)

163 People movin' in
People movin' out
Just because of the pain from their gout.

It's a BALL OF CONFUSION!

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (Av6i5)

164 Also, who puts notes on other people's cars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

People who are too stupid to realize that that's a good way to get your car keyed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 14, 2026 03:57 PM (0Htd1)

Also known as White Woman. She's never had to fist-up yet. And she's got thoughts. And she just assumes Hubby can take care of the rest.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (Hur+g)

165 And the SMELL in most big cities. Ack. Apparently, city people like to piss in public, a lot. Just... awful.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Substance abusers and imported legions of people that come from no sanitation backgrounds.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)

166 *imagines Mormon's coming to speak at SMH's house*

'What do you think the sign that say's 100 means?'

'I dunno. That one further back says '150'.'

'Did you see a glint in the house window?'

LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Y/06r)
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lmao

More like me sitting in my rocking chair on the porch, with my AR, the kittehs beside me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:00 PM (dkM11)

167 Trees not being a thing in new neighborhoods also is a huge turnoff. Stepford, people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:00 PM (Y/06r)

168 $1.5 million piece of shit. Do they have a garage and a driveway?
Posted by: wth

My thoughts exactly. No garage? Dumb and they got hosed.

Posted by: Cheri at October 14, 2026 04:00 PM (oiNtH)

169 The party needs more snapping fan dance.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 14, 2026 04:01 PM (RjTGW)

170 155 Thank God, we finally got some rain.

It's been kinda dry the past couple of weeks.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (dkM11)

KC has been hogging all the rain lately, SMH.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar8)

171 That said -- to hell with this couple. I hope they're forced out and take a million dollar loss on the house.

I'd prefer they wake up to reality and change their outlook. But if this doesn't do it then yeah, reap it I guess.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 14, 2026 04:01 PM (9ZFZd)

172 I found a place just outside of town that's 5 acres, house is 6 bd, 6 bath, and 7,000 sq ft. It's quite nice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (FZ29D)

Nope. Sorry. Not cleaning six toilets. Just not havin' it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (2SSbU)

173 I take it that was Isaias?
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)
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We got diddly from Isais, just a spit.

This is due to a cold front, which will drop temps at least 20 degrees.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (dkM11)

174 The plot next to my house is about the same size, a little narrower. They are building THREE homes in the same area. I asked "where are they gonna park??" and the guy clearing the brush said he had no idea.

My guess is that they will be little 20-story jobs with a garage on the bottom floor. Which will still be better than the collapsing, rat-infested disaster that was there for ten years. I just can't imagine living like that. No yard, nowhere for kids to play, no backyard barbecue.

If I had the money and ability I'd live in a cabin in the mountains with a lake, and starlink. Get into town once a month for supplies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (nIKjK)

175 Doesn't look like much of a house for $1.5 million.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (viF8m)

176 Trees not being a thing in new neighborhoods also is a huge turnoff. Stepford, people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Right now is so amazing in my hood. Fall colors, vibrant red and yellow crunchy leaves on the sidewalk. Chefs kiss.

In summer trees prove shade which is great. Winter snow on trees is beautiful.

May not seem like a big deal but to me it’s a huge thing and I’d hate to live somewhere with no trees.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (k3anH)

177 149 >>>Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

Lawyer up, Garrett.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (dK+Kv)

I say, I say, Counselor, can you PROVE those crocs under da bed belonged to my client? If they crocs don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: Garrett's Lawyer at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (brIJB)

178 *story of the mormon missionaries cont.*

'You don't see many people with wind socks in their front yards...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Y/06r)

179 I found a place just outside of town that's 5 acres, house is 6 bd, 6 bath, and 7,000 sq ft. It's quite nice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (FZ29D)

Nope. Sorry. Not cleaning six toilets. Just not havin' it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (2SSbU)
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Around here, if you can afford a $1.5 million home with 6 bathrooms, you can probably afford to pay someone else to clean it! (I struggle with just cleaning two...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (FZ29D)

180 $1.5 million piece of shit. Do they have a garage and a driveway?
Posted by: wth

My thoughts exactly. No garage? Dumb and they got hosed.

You can't put a price on that frisson of virtue and danger they got by moving in there. Imagine how they loved bragging to their friends about how DIVERSE their neighborhood was.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

181 Trees not being a thing in new neighborhoods also is a huge turnoff. Stepford, people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:00 PM (Y/06r)

Big trees are pricey. Fast growing trees tend to die quickly. Growing up in a recent suburb we had a small tree when I was born, a big tree in front when I was 10, but decades ago it started to die and lose limbs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

182 legions of people that come from no sanitation backgrounds.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:00 PM

Similar to the penguins that traipse through the Café from time to time?

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at October 14, 2026 04:04 PM (0sNs1)

183 165 And the SMELL in most big cities. Ack. Apparently, city people like to piss in public, a lot. Just... awful.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Substance abusers and imported legions of people that come from no sanitation backgrounds.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:00 PM (E4rtv)

I will add to that by saying that the last time I went into Los Anchorage for a doc appt, I got to watch some homeless dude shitting behind a dumpster. That's a new one to me. I saw guys peeing on the street in Chicago, but taking a dump? Hideous.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 04:04 PM (2SSbU)

184 A 1.5million dollar home, and it does not have off-street parking?
Those people are damned fools.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2026 04:04 PM (quk5M)

185 Nope. Sorry. Not cleaning six toilets. Just not havin' it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (2SSbU)
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*fistbump*

Did that in the Army.

Was. Not. Fun.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:04 PM (dkM11)

186 Nope. Sorry. Not cleaning six toilets. Just not havin' it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (2SSbU)

I can't think of six people I'd like to have in my house at one time. Let alone taking a shit in my house at one time.

Hard Pass.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 04:04 PM (Hur+g)

187 $5 says they chose to move into the neighborhood because they're allies of the black man and wanted to show their solidarity in a material way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:04 PM (jxbDg)

188 Nope. Sorry. Not cleaning six toilets. Just not havin' it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 04:02 PM (2SSbU)

Eh, you can only use two, and leave four for the dogs and cats when they get thirsty.

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

189 If I had the money and ability I'd live in a cabin in the mountains with a lake, and starlink. Get into town once a month for supplies.

How is the bombmaking going?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

190 If they're parked in your space, and the street has "resident only" sign, have them towed.
If they're blocking your drive, have them towed.

Don't f around with notes.

Cause the dude that shows up won't give two fucks about the skin color of the car owner.
He's seen it all and you throwing a fit don't scare him none.

"$350 or the car stays in impound"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (3cUTc)

191 A $1.5 million dollar house without offstreet parking?

In a neighborhood near a college?

I am not buying it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (LOvBA)

192 White lady was dressed for the gym where she will give stinkeye to any man that looks at her Olive Oyl body.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

193 I knew a guy who had enough money to afford a house in a good neighborhood in the SF Bay Area.

Instead, he INTENTIONALLY choose a house is a completely black and very poor neighborhood, to show "solidarity," because he was a dyed-in-the-wool moonbat.

I went over there for a party a few years later.

He said he doesn't let his seven-year-old daughter outside the house under any circumstances, except to get in the car accompanied by an adult.

Despite that -- nope, still a moonbat. Ruined his kid's childhood just to make an idiotic political statement.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (Av6i5)

194 (I struggle with just cleaning two...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM

You do great with our cat boxes though, boss. Not that we'll ever tell you.

Posted by: The Cats at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (0sNs1)

195 I believe Scott Adams had the proper advice... "Just get the hell away."

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (lBlv7)

196 Good friend of mine has wife and 5 kids. They moved recently. Guess what their first priority was when house hunting??

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

197 If I had the money and ability I'd live in a cabin in the mountains with a lake, and starlink. Get into town once a month for supplies.

How is the bombmaking going?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

He implied he didn't have the money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (dK+Kv)

198 Big trees are pricey. Fast growing trees tend to die quickly. Growing up in a recent suburb we had a small tree when I was born, a big tree in front when I was 10, but decades ago it started to die and lose limbs.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

My grandparents in Muncie had my dream home. They had three huge trees lined up by the road: an Oak, an Ash and a Hickory. A Maple and a Poplar in the side yards.

The Ash was like a cathedral of limbs over the huge front yard. The hickory nuts were a nuisance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (Y/06r)

199 If they're parked in your space, and the street has "resident only" sign, have them towed.

Problem is, if they live in the area, they can't be legally towed. They ARE a resident, just not the resident of that particular 20' space.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (nIKjK)

200 Am I the only one trying to figure out $1.5M houses in black neighborhoods?

I live in a pretty upscale white neighborhood and the super inflated value of my house that no one would ever pay me is half that.

Where's my reparations, yo?

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (rvnbR)

201 $1.5 million piece of shit. Do they have a garage and a driveway?
Posted by: wth

My thoughts exactly. No garage? Dumb and they got hosed.

You can't put a price on that frisson of virtue and danger they got by moving in there. Imagine how they loved bragging to their friends about how DIVERSE their neighborhood was.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

I doubt it was danger -- if it had been they would be more cautious. Just Virtue, like angels descending from heaven to bless the unwashed with their presence. So not parking in front of the house is the least you can do.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

202 15 $1.5 million to buy a home in the ghetto? Wouldn't be me.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 14, 2026 03:35 PM (jJke1)

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how do people who failed the IQ test get that much money???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (mTzaS)

203 Fine. Let's officially go back to segregated neighborhoods, then.
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ)
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Or, hear me out...

We treat each other how we'd like to be treated.

Unfortunately, common decency isn't so common nowadays.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (dkM11)

204 167 Trees not being a thing in new neighborhoods also is a huge turnoff. Stepford, people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Trees go because the developers want every square foot they can get out of zoning and zero lots require bulldozing and shaping everything to get proper drainage, sewage, and construction slabs. Old style was you had a developer that sold lots to individual builders, new style is developer integrated with a universal builder for a project and often even a patron lender. So mass production of cookie cutter homes with HOAs.

FWIW, I think houses are viewed as disposable now for a corporate class that moves every couple of years anyway. Same with the H1Bs, etc. And from what I've seen, many of these new tract houses are poorly built and not really designed for decades to come.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

205 Big trees are pricey. Fast growing trees tend to die quickly.

Everything grows fast in my part of the world

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (nIKjK)

206 Good fast growing trees.Sycamores. Cottonwoods.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)

207 I lived in a McMansion for a while. Hated the size of it immediately. It was too much, every room was twice the size it needed to be. I’m Not exaggerating when I say the master bedroom was bigger than my first apartment. And it was like man this is dumb. Both my wife and I decided we really didn’t want or need that and moved shortly.

Bigger is better is always the thing for real estate that’s pushed on us. I fell for it. But wasn’t at all. Never lived in anything bigger than 2000 sq ft since.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (k3anH)

208
There's a bunch of conflicting commentary at that story. I think it needs old-fashioned mediation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 04:08 PM (mmrXZ)

209 Am I the only one trying to figure out $1.5M houses in black neighborhoods?

I live in a pretty upscale white neighborhood and the super inflated value of my house that no one would ever pay me is half that.

Where's my reparations, yo?
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (rvnbR)

it's near a university. Likely somebody else is really paying the mortgage -- the uni, a federal grant, a fellowship. Thus price isn't a big factor.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

210 A $1.5 million dollar house without offstreet parking?

In a neighborhood near a college?

I am not buying it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (LOvBA)

Can be found in the neighborhoods around Georgetown and American University in DC and I bet I could find one or two around George Washington University and Catholic University.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2026 04:08 PM (N/jk5)

211 200 Am I the only one trying to figure out $1.5M houses in black neighborhoods?

I live in a pretty upscale white neighborhood and the super inflated value of my house that no one would ever pay me is half that.

Where's my reparations, yo?
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla

The "Fla" in your name is the giveaway.

Come to San Francisco. 1.5M will get you the toolshed in the backyard of a rundown shack.

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 04:08 PM (Av6i5)

212 203 Fine. Let's officially go back to segregated neighborhoods, then.
Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ)
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Or, hear me out...

We treat each other how we'd like to be treated.

Unfortunately, common decency isn't so common nowadays.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (dkM11)

Wherever in the world did you get such a radical notion??

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:08 PM (Gqar8)

213 A $1.5 million dollar house without offstreet parking?
In a neighborhood near a college?
I am not buying it.

Akshually, there are homes like that in Cville. They're usually professor's homes.

Yes, you can find homes around the $1.5 million price point near the University of Virginia (UVA) campus in Charlottesville, though inventory in that specific combination of price and proximity is limited and competitive.
• Near-Campus Neighborhoods: Areas like Lewis Mountain (within walking distance of campus and spots like the Fralin Museum or Scott Stadium), Jefferson Park Avenue (JPA), and parts of Rugby Road or University Circle feature desirable historic and traditional homes.
• Nearby Upscale Communities: Slightly outside the immediate dense campus grid, upscale areas like Ednam (close to Farmington Country Club and UVA) offer luxury homes typically floating right around or under the $1.5 million mark.
• Market Realities: In the central Cville/UVA corridor, a $1.5 million budget will generally buy you a smaller historic cottage, a high-end townhome, or an older home needing updates rather than a massive new-construction estate (which tend to push past $1.6M–$1.7M

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

214 Or, hear me out...

We treat each other how we'd like to be treated.

Unfortunately, common decency isn't so common nowadays.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (dkM11)
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Our social media overlords don't want that. Easy to call people names, demonize those who don't agree with us.

Posted by: Ed Wells at October 14, 2026 04:09 PM (p8iTN)

215
I'm trying to think where this house is located.

I'm assuming it's in East Austin somewhere. Not a lot of great neighborhoods, but-

it's pretty close to downtown and the university.

Probably, they thought they were smart as hell moving in close for only $1.5M instead of out in North Austin and saving the 30 minute or more drive.

But, it turns out they weren't.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 04:09 PM (YSUhf)

216
I'd think a one point 5 millioner has parking inside the lot already. I think the issue is they don't want cars by their house at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

When I was in college I rented a room and had to park in the street. No problem, it was far enough away from the campus that there was always room for more cars. The old bat living across the street got pissed though. Left notes on my windscreen all the time. Sometimes with a list of days when I was parked in front of her house, or with a polaroid, like she was gathering evidence for CSI. Note, she had a driveway big enough for two cars but she only had one. It's not as if I was taking the last street space.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2026 04:09 PM (y9nCu)

217 FWIW, I think houses are viewed as disposable now for a corporate class that moves every couple of years anyway. Same with the H1Bs, etc. And from what I've seen, many of these new tract houses are poorly built and not really designed for decades to come.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

They are built with lower margins, but increasingly they are built by poor builders for some crazy reason.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)

218 My grandparents in Muncie had my dream home. They had three huge trees lined up by the road: an Oak, an Ash and a Hickory. A Maple and a Poplar in the side yards.

The Ash was like a cathedral of limbs over the huge front yard. The hickory nuts were a nuisance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (Y/06r)
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We have all those trees on our property, as well as these gorgeous pine trees near the house.

Autumn is my favorite season, bar none.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (dkM11)

219 Come to San Francisco. 1.5M will get you the toolshed in the backyard of a rundown shack.

This is what frustrates me with doomer posts on social media. The pick the most expensive places in the nation to list average house and food prices, rent, etc.

If you live there and cannot afford it (obviously you can, or you wouldn't be living or posting on your iphone from your new car), MOVE. There are many, many cheaper places to live.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (nIKjK)

220 198 Big trees are pricey. Fast growing trees tend to die quickly. Growing up in a recent suburb we had a small tree when I was born, a big tree in front when I was 10, but decades ago it started to die and lose limbs.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Giant oaks, pines, etc. have root fields that extend about the same distance from the trunk as the leaves go. Get into that root field with a dozer, etc. often that will kill the big tree requiring expensive removal.

Last twenty years, spent a lot of time on local development issues helping other folks deal with incoming development nightmares and blocking the worst of them. Learned a fair chunk over time about a lot of current and bad development practices that current builders want to do.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv)

221 I H8 having to park in the city

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Lw6GH)

222 "Sorry for the lame posting today."

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What you talkin bout, Willis?? This is the best news of the week! :-D

Posted by: bearski at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (Bhsk7)

223 189 If I had the money and ability I'd live in a cabin in the mountains with a lake, and starlink. Get into town once a month for supplies.

How is the bombmaking going?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

He is definitely not Ted.

Ted would’ve blown up a Starlink terminal and, if he could work out how, blown up Elon, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

224 Did you guys see this?

Jack Smith was gathering so much data on Trump supporters, he even had a full list of people who had purchased a MAGA hat between 2021 and 2025.

http://tiny.cc/li2c101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (mkw2N)

225 Or, hear me out... We treat each other how we'd like to be treated.

Unfortunately, common decency isn't so common nowadays.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (dkM11)

And it runs both ways SMH. Lets call it what it is. I have to drive into the city a few times a week where I live. I carry heavy.

Because I'm certainly NOT treated nicely by black youths in groups.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 04:11 PM (Hur+g)

226 Or, hear me out...

We treat each other how we'd like to be treated.

Unfortunately, common decency isn't so common nowadays.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (dkM11)
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Our social media overlords don't want that. Easy to call people names, demonize those who don't agree with us.
Posted by: Ed Wells at October 14, 2026 04:09 PM (p8iTN)

Socialism means treatment is not common, but uniquely customized to what group you are assigned to.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy)

227
"We treat each other how we'd like to be treated."

SMH, may it be so!!!

Posted by: moki at October 14, 2026 04:11 PM (wLjpr)

228 as fewer and fewer people drive themselves, I think parking will be less of an issue. If you're a Gen Alpha and you only leave the house to pick up the delivery food, never want to drive, and fear the outside, you can get a Lyft self-driving car to where you want, if you ever go anywhere. Who needs a garage to work on the car, or anywhere to park?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (nIKjK)

229 Years back, someone left a note on my car. The tone was along the lines of "don't park here again", as I recall. I was visiting a friend who was moving out of the neighborhood, so had no opportunity to follow up. I'm with the sistah here...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (08OqX)

230 224 Did you guys see this?

Jack Smith was gathering so much data on Trump supporters, he even had a full list of people who had purchased a MAGA hat between 2021 and 2025.

http://tiny.cc/li2c101
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (mkw2N)

Commies never change. Getting a head start on the purge quotas for their 'Great Terror.' The J6 people were a dry run.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (Y/06r)

231 The brief, first reported by the Sun, argues that the 47th president’s time as a convicted felon ought to come to an end.

Exclusive: Liberal Law Professor Denounces ‘Fundamental Defect’ in Bragg’s Prosecution of Trump for Hush Money Payments

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (AFudc)

232 Fast growing trees tend to be weak. Bradford pears? An inch of wet snow and their limbs go down.

Posted by: Ed Wells at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (p8iTN)

233 Oligachy!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (brIJB)

234 Autumn is my favorite season, bar none.
Posted by: SMH

*fistbump*

Posted by: Bulg at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

235 I used to roll my eyes at the self park feature with cars. When you have to parallel park in sometimes tight spaces, especially at night, that is a niiiiice feature to have. Press button, go.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (k3anH)

236 Not for nuthin, but I just tapped in "HBCU" in google and the next autofill down was "HBCU austin tx"... Guess Google's 'algorithm' hasn't yet realized this is the Left eating each other again (and not 'Leftists persecuted by MAGA')...

Posted by: bearski at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Bhsk7)

237 "Yeah, lady why dont you make like a Talarico and mysteriously and inexplicably disappear for 2 weeks?"

Posted by: Things said at the protest at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (2QvrQ)

238 They are built with lower margins, but increasingly they are built by poor builders for some crazy reason.
Posted by: Oldcat

Hiring illegals via subcontractors is part of it. Flashy add ones like granite countertops but shitty wood and drywall along with crappy plumbing and electrical. Builders, because they are building in bulk in metro areas, make their money by cheapening the products where it doesn't show but putting bling where it does.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

239
FWIW, I think houses are viewed as disposable now for a corporate class that moves every couple of years anyway.

Posted by: whig

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Agreed. That's one reason why they follow current trends so slavishly. "Indoors is in this year! Give it a slice of a lawn and a floor plan with a mondo media room!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (mmrXZ)

240 231 The brief, first reported by the Sun, argues that the 47th president’s time as a convicted felon ought to come to an end.

Exclusive: Liberal Law Professor Denounces ‘Fundamental Defect’ in Bragg’s Prosecution of Trump for Hush Money Payments

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (AFudc)

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I remember when the label of felon was going to end Trump's political career.

Dems spin a narrative, and their will just follows. It's never failed once in history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (jxbDg)

241 Despite that -- nope, still a moonbat. Ruined his kid's childhood just to make an idiotic political statement.
Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 04:06 PM (Av6i5)

Sounds just like Nikole Hannah Jones putting her daughter in a poor school.

Posted by: beckster at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (kX27y)

242 I have a persimmon tree by my driveway. Beautiful tree, but messy.And a deer magnet.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (Gqar8)

243 Autumn is my favorite season, bar none.
Posted by: SMH

Me too. It's lovely to see the sunlight on the trees and all the colors .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (JrHfD)

244 235 I used to roll my eyes at the self park feature with cars. When you have to parallel park in sometimes tight spaces, especially at night, that is a niiiiice feature to have. Press button, go.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:13 PM (k3anH)

There are some things Men must do to remain Men, Doctor.

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (Y/06r)

245 Jack Smith was gathering so much data on Trump supporters, he even had a full list of people who had purchased a MAGA hat between 2021 and 2025.

I thought about getting one, not because I like Trump that much or want to fund a politician, but because if everyone who voted for Trump wore their hat everywhere, it would terrify the left into hiding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (nIKjK)

246 Fast growing trees tend to be weak. Bradford pears? An inch of wet snow and their limbs go down.
Posted by: Ed Wells at October 14, 2026 04:12 PM (p8iTN)
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I had one of those next to my driveway when I bought my house. Note the use of the word "had."

It dropped limbs in my driveway THREE times before I finally got tired of it and had the whole thing cut down.

Fortunately my car was never in my driveway at the time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (FZ29D)

247 I feel about this like I felt about the 1989 World Series....can everyone lose?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (8yx7s)

248 f you live there and cannot afford it (obviously you can, or you wouldn't be living or posting on your iphone from your new car), MOVE. There are many, many cheaper places to live.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (nIKjK)

That's the thing, people used to move. Cities grew because that was where a lot of jobs were when few owned land. Young people moved to growing areas, or cities for a while and lived on the minimum and traded up. Now the expectation is to get a huge house in a familiar place all at once.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

249 Good friend of mine has wife and 5 kids. They moved recently. Guess what their first priority was when house hunting??
Posted by: tubal

Where does the pool table go?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 04:15 PM (zcI95)

250 I'm trying to think where this house is located.

I'm assuming it's in East Austin somewhere. Not a lot of great neighborhoods, but-

it's pretty close to downtown and the university.

Probably, they thought they were smart as hell moving in close for only $1.5M instead of out in North Austin and saving the 30 minute or more drive.

But, it turns out they weren't.

Everyone in the NoVa area is looking for that big, overlooked bargain. They don't exist. There are millions of people looking for the same thing. You just have to reconcile yourself to the notion that the dream home you envisioned buying at 30 just isn't going to happen, at least not until you're much older, and if you're lucky, wealthier.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

251 200 Am I the only one trying to figure out $1.5M houses in black neighborhoods?

I live in a pretty upscale white neighborhood and the super inflated value of my house that no one would ever pay me is half that.

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Especially since the entire real estate market is based on how far away from these people you live

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 14, 2026 04:15 PM (mTzaS)

252 I tend to always lean away from entitled white leftists, so this was easy.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:15 PM (Gqar8)

253 Good Lord. What did they do to Narnia? CS Lewis just woke up and manned a crew serves weapon. He said, WTF?

Posted by: Vengeance at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (ReYtg)

254 I feel about this like I felt about the 1989 World Series....can everyone lose?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (8yx7s)

From the earthquake, God felt the same way.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (uhVAy)

255 OT, but apparently the new Narnia movie is "awful".

https://tinyurl.com/9yxme572

"One source tells Sneider the tension is very real, and that people at Netflix think the movie is "awful," calling it "a genuine problem.” A second source, who attended a test screening over the summer, compared it to Ava DuVernay's "A Wrinkle in Time," the 2018 Disney adaptation that reportedly lost the studio close to $100M. According to that source, the mood in the room was deflated once the lights came up."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (jxbDg)

256 They are built with lower margins, but increasingly they are built by poor builders for some crazy reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)

Take a look at the subcontractors doing the actual work.

It’s Mexicans from framing to the carpentry & drywall, to the roof, paint and carpet.

About the only thing they aren’t doing is plumbing and electric.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (6ydKt)

257 249 Good friend of mine has wife and 5 kids. They moved recently. Guess what their first priority was when house hunting??
Posted by: tubal

Where does the pool table go?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 04:15 PM (zcI95)

2 chicks at one time?

Wait, wrong thread...

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Y/06r)

258 And it runs both ways SMH. Lets call it what it is. I have to drive into the city a few times a week where I live. I carry heavy.

Because I'm certainly NOT treated nicely by black youths in groups.
Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 04:11 PM (Hur+g)
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Hubs and I pack when we go to St Louis., so I get it.

Believe me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (dkM11)

259 hobbitopoly at October 14, 2026 03:52 PM (ZgwKJ)

it's between the bayou and the medical center south of downtown, according to my dad when the jews got excluded from the then current Houston Country Club they moved west along Braes Bayou to build their own courses, Braeburn and Westwood Country Clubs. The jews would sell their houses to blacks. In those bygone days whites did not sell to blacks or jews.

There are some magnificant mansions those jews left behind and they are now very well maintained by wealthy blacks.

Posted by: DanMan at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (8uzBS)

260
We treat each other how we'd like to be treated.

Unfortunately, common decency isn't so common nowadays.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:07 PM (dkM11

I truly wish this was the standard. It would fix a lot.

Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

261 >>I H8 having to park in the city

Lack of parking is the number one complaint I heard from people who lived in Boston. It got particularly bad when schools were in session and thousands of college students descended on the city, many with cars that rarely moved.

In the area I lived parking was mostly in the alleys behind the row houses and those spots were gold. Not uncommon for one to sell for $150K. For a piece of asphalt that fit one car.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (viF8m)

262 Netflix laid off 6% of its employees this week.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (k3anH)

263 >>Jack Smith was gathering so much data on Trump supporters, he even had a full list of people who had purchased a MAGA hat between 2021 and 2025.

Jack Smith should be sitting on Nadal Hassan's Lap on December 3rd.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (GHE5A)

264 Bradford pear trees are an abomination

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (zcI95)

265 We have all those trees on our property, as well as these gorgeous pine trees near the house.

Autumn is my favorite season, bar none.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

I think the glory of pine trees will pall shortly. They are alright far enough from the house but close by, not so much and if you get pine bark beetles, will die overnight. Watch for the bright orange tops and take that tree down promptly and have it removed. Or it will spread to all surrounding pine trees quickly.

Had that experience personally. Gum trees, by comparison, are just a pain in the butt every gumball season. But can turn beautiful colors in fall.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)

266 Looking at the first video, seems there's a dirt driveway beside the house. If it's not, why would you buy a house with no driveway?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 14, 2026 04:18 PM (NYInA)

267 "One source tells Sneider the tension is very real, and that people at Netflix think the movie is "awful," calling it "a genuine problem.” A second source, who attended a test screening over the summer, compared it to Ava DuVernay's "A Wrinkle in Time," the 2018 Disney adaptation that reportedly lost the studio close to $100M. According to that source, the mood in the room was deflated once the lights came up."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (jxbDg)

It has Glenn Close playing Aslan. OF COURSE it's the same thing.

Also, commies destroy and try to coopt everything because even if they do not coopt it, they get to tarnish it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Y/06r)

268 Protip - don’t GO to St. Louis.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar8)

269 Me too. It's lovely to see the sunlight on the trees and all the colors .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 04:14 PM (JrHfD)
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Here in the Ozarks, it's spectacular, especially now that we're nearing the peak.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:19 PM (dkM11)

270 Protip - don’t GO to St. Louis.

Kids !!! Roll 'em up !!!

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 04:19 PM (Hur+g)

271 > We paid 1.5 million dollars for our house, and those guys’ graduation rate is like 25 percent. She knew exactly what she meant by that.

Anyone paying 1.25 million to live in a small house in east Austin isn’t the most intelligent..She should have spent that money on tuition to college

Are some people just born with a gene that makes them go crazy when cars park on the street in front of their house? I can’t imagine caring about this.

Talarico sign out front. Gentrification house with the white and black paint scheme. Neurotic residents complaining about minorities parking by a minority university. Couldn't have painted a better picture of what Austin has become in the last 15 years. The cognitive dissonance of these uppity NIMBY liberal types is crazy.

I was fully expecting this person to be a Trump supporter, like every other white woman I've seen act this way. Honestly, I'm confused.

This isn't HOAville, it's the center of historically black Austin which is pretty unmistakable from the murals, community center, George Washington Carver museum (RIP), signs hanging over 11th st, light pole banners and, an HBU campus, etc

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2026 04:19 PM (bUztX)

272 253- Vengeance- Babylon Bee" has, of course, a funny take on the awful "Magician's Nephew" movie:

https://tinyurl.com/yj6zam7h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 04:20 PM (JrHfD)

273 I'm from Philly. There quite a few citizens, of all races, that would kill you over a parking spot with no regrets.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at October 14, 2026 04:20 PM (ioJHE)

274 266 Looking at the first video, seems there's a dirt driveway beside the house. If it's not, why would you buy a house with no driveway?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 14, 2026 04:18 PM (NYInA)

Posted this up thread… where I live most houses were built pre-cars. Most don’t have a garage or driveway. People park on the street it’s not a big deal.

Sucks in winter when the snow plows come by and either you’re ready to move the car when you hear them or you get buried. Other than that it’s whatever.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:20 PM (k3anH)

275 Young people moved to growing areas, or cities for a while and lived on the minimum and traded up. Now the expectation is to get a huge house in a familiar place all at once.

That's why "Democratic" Socialism is getting so popular, young people want all the benefits of the city but not to pay for it. They don't want to go through the peanut butter-and-ramen live with 5 room mates in a dump stage of growing up, they want their own house with a robot maid, and a new apple product and PS(x) every year.

Its partly having grown up being given everything and not required to work for anything or God forbid attempt and fail or get hurt. They're perpetually 13. They don't know exactly what socialism means, they just like the idea of having everything they need given them so they can spend whatever they earn on themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:20 PM (nIKjK)

276 >>This isn't HOAville, it's the center of historically black Austin which is pretty unmistakable from the murals, community center, George Washington Carver museum (RIP)

Rest. In. Peanuts.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (GHE5A)

277 Netflix laid off 6% of its employees this week.

The reasons seem to be murky. Some say they're moving away from movies (they might as well, given the quality of their offerings lately). Others say they're moving away from making series towards movies (they might as well, given the quality of their offerings lately).

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (Riz8t)

278 I H8 having to park in the city

Lack of parking is the number one complaint I heard from people who lived in Boston. It got particularly bad when schools were in session and thousands of college students descended on the city, many with cars that rarely moved.

In the area I lived parking was mostly in the alleys behind the row houses and those spots were gold. Not uncommon for one to sell for $150K. For a piece of asphalt that fit one car.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (viF8m)
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I pay $1350 a month to park. I would buy a private car spot for $150k in an instant. You can take out a RE loan for that amount and pay maybe $1000 a month, plus you have an appreciating asset.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

279 Protip - don’t GO to St. Louis.
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar

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Hub worked there, and sometimes the kids want go to some festival or restaurant there.

That city has a lot of interesting history, and I love the Arch.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (dkM11)

280 >>I will add to that by saying that the last time I went into Los Anchorage for a doc appt, I got to watch some homeless dude shitting behind a dumpster.
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If he was behind the dumpster, how could you see him, unless you were ALSO behind the dumpster?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (bNf8H)

281 271 Talarico sign out front. Gentrification house with the white and black paint scheme. Neurotic residents complaining about minorities parking by a minority university. Couldn't have painted a better picture of what Austin has become in the last 15 years. The cognitive dissonance of these uppity NIMBY liberal types is crazy.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2026 04:19 PM (bUztX)

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So...is white people moving into black neighborhoods racist or is white people refusing to move into black neighborhoods racist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (jxbDg)

282 Or get the city to make it resident permit parking only.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2026 03:54 PM (JzUSu)

That's what happened at the last rental place where I lived in Calgary. It was a few blocks from SAIT (a tech college), and many students parked there, but it never caused me any problem. Some neighborhood Karen came around, asking me to sign a petition to the city demanding "residents-only" parking stickers. I refused to sign, which pissed her off, but the city instituted residents-only parking anyway, and I had to buy a six-dollar sticker. Same year I finally had enough money for a down payment on my current place in the country. Gone!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (quk5M)

283 So...is white people moving into black neighborhoods racist or is white people refusing to move into black neighborhoods racist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (jxbDg)

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (zcI95)

284 One of the things on the tapes I had digitized: Grandpa had an American Elm growing in the yard. The tree got hit by Dutch Elm, but he kept it alive. He wouldn't cut it down because Mom had helped plant it when they moved into the house. It was still hanging on even into the 90's. Not healthy by any means, but alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (Y/06r)

285 255 OT, but apparently the new Narnia movie is "awful".

https://tinyurl.com/9yxme572

"One source tells Sneider the tension is very real, and that people at Netflix think the movie is "awful," calling it "a genuine problem.” A second source, who attended a test screening over the summer, compared it to Ava DuVernay's "A Wrinkle in Time," the 2018 Disney adaptation that reportedly lost the studio close to $100M. According to that source, the mood in the room was deflated once the lights came up."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I guess the scriptwriters at Netflix are having troubles sexualizing the children in Narnia enough.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)

286 283 So...is white people moving into black neighborhoods racist or is white people refusing to move into black neighborhoods racist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (jxbDg)

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (zcI95)

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*gif of Mark Cuban taking notes*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (jxbDg)

287 I was fully expecting this person to be a Trump supporter, like every other white woman I've seen act this way. Honestly, I'm confused.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Yes...yes you are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (XeU6L)

288 Segregation is segregation.

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (LHPAg)

289 I think the glory of pine trees will pall shortly. They are alright far enough from the house but close by, not so much and if you get pine bark beetles, will die overnight. Watch for the bright orange tops and take that tree down promptly and have it removed. Or it will spread to all surrounding pine trees quickly.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)

My cats eat the pine needles that fall into the back yard when they can. They used to be longer than the kitten when they started. Plenty of chasing the critters around and pulling one out of their throat.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)

290
*rummages through pantry*

Out of popcorn. Damn!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (eRlcH)

291 So...is white people moving into black neighborhoods racist or is white people refusing to move into black neighborhoods racist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (jxbDg)

Yes
- The Left

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (k3anH)

292 287 I was fully expecting this person to be a Trump supporter, like every other white woman I've seen act this way. Honestly, I'm confused.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Yes...yes you are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (XeU6L)

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"White progressives cannot be racist because they vote for Obama in their minds."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (jxbDg)

293 Yes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

*secret horde handshake*

save me the trouble of posting it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (nIKjK)

294 I once put a note on a guy's car saying "sweet car, if you ever want to sell it let me know".

That's it though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 03:38 PM (aKiSo)

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IM WRITING THIS NOTE BECAUSE I BUMPED YOUR CAR AND SOME GUY SAW ME DO IT. NOW HE THINKS I AM LEAVING CONTACT INFORMATION. I'M NOT. NO INSURANCE. SORRY DUDE.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (2WIwB)

295 Or was it Meryl Streep? I always get them confused.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (Y/06r)

296 My favorite trees are cedars.Considering where I live that’s a good thing.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (Gqar8)

297 I was fully expecting this person to be a Trump supporter, like every other white woman I've seen act this way. Honestly, I'm confused.

The irony of expecting this to be a Trump supporter because, you know, white women are racist, is lost on this peawit.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

298 My neighbor across the street has no parking signs up. That didn't work so she put large boulders out in front and let the weeds grow over them. If somebody tries to park there, they get high centered.
lol

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)

299 CNN has a Talarico Town Hall at 8pm tonight.
Dozens may be impresse

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Just listening to him talk can make you gay

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (mTzaS)

300 296 My favorite trees are cedars.Considering where I live that’s a good thing.
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (Gqar

They smell good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:24 PM (Y/06r)

301 "White progressives cannot be racist because they vote for Obama in their minds."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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And Kamala.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 04:24 PM (XeU6L)

302 Nood. Gender wars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:24 PM (Y/06r)

303 neighbor across the street has no parking signs up. That didn't work so she put large boulders out in front and let the weeds grow over them. If somebody tries to park there, they get high centered.
lol
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)

What a cvnt.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:24 PM (k3anH)

304 If that Liberal little C*nt wants to move I have a house for you in Compton, CA for only $2M.

Nice neighborhood that celebrates diversity. The Brothers love to kill each other because it is a Ghetto Paradise that does not want any Racist white crackers you Chalky Ho...

You don't like Sir Mix Alot there Karen ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 14, 2026 04:24 PM (mrJNc)

305 She voted for this.lolol
Protip: stay out of their hoods.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2026 04:25 PM (Wt1Rs)

306 My cats eat the pine needles that fall into the back yard when they can. They used to be longer than the kitten when they started. Plenty of chasing the critters around and pulling one out of their throat.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)
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Many parts of the pine tree are edible!

Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at October 14, 2026 04:25 PM (brIJB)

307 That city has a lot of interesting history, and I love the Arch.

It does, although I never went to the Arch. They have a fantastic botanical garden there.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)

308 I guess the scriptwriters at Netflix are having troubles sexualizing the children in Narnia enough.

Greta Gerwig, satanist who made the movie said that she was entirely driven by "faith" and claimed that she 'read all of Lewis' books" which I find highly unlikely given that he wrote about 40 of them. She might have had an AI read the wikipedia summary of some of them out loud to her.

But she never stated what this "faith" was or in whom it was.
*Church Lady from SNL has entered the chat*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

309 "One source tells Sneider the tension is very real, and that people at Netflix think the movie is "awful," calling it "a genuine problem.” A second source, who attended a test screening over the summer, compared it to Ava DuVernay's "A Wrinkle in Time," the 2018 Disney adaptation that reportedly lost the studio close to $100M. According to that source, the mood in the room was deflated once the lights came up."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:16 PM (jxbDg)

Where in the world are the producers and studio bosses?

So they just handout the bucks and cross their fingers hoping for the best?

And who in the hell thought a slam-dunk family entertainment like the Narnia series would be best served by the director of "Barbie"?!?!

Give the broad something like a "50 Shades of Grey" musical.

People....Crazy they are.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 04:26 PM (YSUhf)

310 Protip - don’t GO to St. Louis.
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar
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Hub worked there, and sometimes the kids want go to some festival or restaurant there.

That city has a lot of interesting history, and I love the Arch.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 04:21 PM (dkM11)

I went to college there, was pretty decent. Of course it was also the murder capital of the country at the time too, so it wasn't all rosy. Then some guy in Atlanta took over the title.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)

311 Prediction: This Halloween is gong to be LIT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2026 04:26 PM (guGkK)

312 I was waiting for Karen to say but.... but.... but....

I voted for Obama twice, so I am not racist !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 14, 2026 04:26 PM (mrJNc)

313 295 Or was it Meryl Streep? I always get them confused.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Meryl Streep was Weinsteined but apparently was just fine with the casting couch and defending him for a bit.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:27 PM (E4rtv)

314 Cars on east coast are not getting a thinner

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 04:27 PM (Lw6GH)

315 309 Where in the world are the producers and studio bosses?

So they just handout the bucks and cross their fingers hoping for the best?

And who in the hell thought a slam-dunk family entertainment like the Narnia series would be best served by the director of "Barbie"?!?!

Give the broad something like a "50 Shades of Grey" musical.

People....Crazy they are.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 04:26 PM (YSUhf)

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That does seem to be the Netflix model.

They gave $200 million to Scorsese to make The Irishman, and they never did anything to pull back on him.

But Scorsese is a master craftsman and storyteller, and not the person who made Barbie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (jxbDg)

316 I was fully expecting this person to be a Trump supporter, like every other white woman I've seen act this way. Honestly, I'm confused.

You don't get out much, do you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (guGkK)

317 So they just handout the bucks and cross their fingers hoping for the best?

And who in the hell thought a slam-dunk family entertainment like the Narnia series would be best served by the director of "Barbie"?!?!

People....Crazy they are.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 04:26 PM (YSUhf)

Well I will give Barbie this, it catered to its real audience pretty well from what I understand.

But yes there is a major disfunction in the brains part of the mass media that is unsustainable - it must die completely.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (uhVAy)

318 1.5 Mill for that dump in Gangland ??

I can get a great home here in Vegas for $1.5 Mil that is decked out to the max...

Doesn't she have this thing called a "GARAGE" ????

What a F**king idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 14, 2026 04:30 PM (mrJNc)

319
Montecito, where all the Santa Barbara celebrities live, has a shit-ton of eucalyptus, which has rather shallow root systems. Every time the Santa Ana winds come blasting through the canyons, a bunch of eucalyptus comes crashing down, smashing Volvos and tearing up their personal putting greens in the backyard.

While driving through Montecito to my favorite trailhead, I saw one of these that barely missed the bedroom wing of the house. The trunk was about 7 ft in diameter and leaning against the house. The woman who lived there was standing in the front yard wearing PJs with a thousand yard stare probably with soiled underwear.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2026 04:32 PM (y9nCu)

320
Just saw the Narnia trailer.

Using Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" made me laugh a lot.

And that was right at the start.

One question: Why is James Bond in Narnia?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 04:40 PM (YSUhf)

321
Or was it Meryl Streep? I always get them confused.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Meryl Streep was Weinsteined but apparently was just fine with the casting couch and defending him for a bit.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:27 PM (E4rtv)

Rumor was that Streep was actually pimping out starlets to Harvey. I don't know how true that is, but their lawyers were arguing back and forth about it before Harvey's trial.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2026 04:43 PM (y9nCu)

322 Gone to Gangland
Gone to Gangland

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 04:44 PM (Lw6GH)

323 Probably willowed, but the Zillow listing shows a 2-car garage with off-street parking for 2, so why are they trying to keep cars off the street in front of their house? East Austin is always packed with cars on the street because most homes don't have off-street parking:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/ 1904-E-9th-St-Austin-TX-78702/114405569_zpid/

Posted by: Jayhawkone at October 14, 2026 05:28 PM (bShU8)

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