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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Doof: doof2112 at proton.me joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Trump Fines Bank of America $1.2 Billion Over Money Laundering for ChinaBank of America is one of the worst offenders for closing bank accounts for conservative and religious groups, claiming that working for such groups causes them too much "reputational risk." They debanked people to curry favor with the Biden gangsters. But working with China to launder money and evade sanctions? No reputation risk worth talking about.Update: Via Biden's dog sniffs a lot of marlarkey, a previous bank whistleblower who said that a fine that barely impacts BoA's profits is not enough. People --even the rich white collar corporate types that pay money to both parties for protection-- need to go to prison. Everett SternRelated: Chinese intel operative Neville Roy Singham and his communist wife are launching a pro-CCP propaganda tour. I haven't heard about this pair being debanked. A California-based nonprofit with ties to the CCP and Neville Roy Singham embarked on a Chinese propaganda tour this week, telling attendees they could learn about the "revolutionary history" of the communist country while "marveling" at the socialist development in the country. On Sunday, CodePink, a 501(c)(3) registered in Marina del Rey, California, posted a video of co-founder Medea Benjamin in an airport discussing her trip to China. The video, which was posted in between separate posts bashing Columbus Day and propping up feminism, detailed how Benjamin will show how the communist country is different from "the one we keep hearing about in Washington." The following day, CodePink posted another clip of Benjamin outside a university in China lauding the safety of the country, saying enthusiastically that it is "amazing" an umbrella or bike can be left unattended in the region "without worrying about someone stealing it."
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BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (y1wyK) 2
I approve
Posted by: DanMan at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (8uzBS) 3
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (J76xR) 4
Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (y1wyK) 6
Fines are only a start.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (BpO1e) 7
"We were just making sure our money was clean."
Posted by: B of A at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (l3cgK) 8
BoA will find a Commissar Judge to stop this is my bet
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (J76xR) 9
Fines are only a start.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (BpO1e) - Great morons think alike! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 12:12 PM (y1wyK) 10
Gibbets are needed for this.
Posted by: tubal at October 15, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8) Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM (Sco7b) 12
BoA is the most deceptively named bank in existence. I wouldn't give them the sweat off my butt.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t) 13
Gibbets are needed for this.
And gravy. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM (uTs0B) 14
Next: Depose Dimon; Indict Brennan
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (EMFSn) 15
Which bank officers are going to prison?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (t2aZo) Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (pfXMo) 17
The banks need to be dismantled and destroyed.
I'd favour public executions. Have BoA's president tied to a stake behind Nidal Hasan. It'll save money on bullets. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t) 18
The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (l3cgK) 19
BOFA makes an average of 7 BILLION profit every quarter.
And no one is going to jail. This is "American justice." Too big to jail. Heaven help us commoners if we fat finger the wrong amount into a field when we are filing our taxes... Posted by: Joe Dickerson at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (uXVRY) 20
The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Never heard of it. Posted by: The Left at October 15, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t) 21
15 Which bank officers are going to prison?
Posted by: Thomas Paine When you leak their connections to the Epstein class; they do the work for you... Colby Canoes AWAY!.... Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (EMFSn) Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (pfXMo) 23
20 The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Never heard of it. Posted by: The Left at October 15, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t) "Hitler never killed the Jews" also "Hitler didn't kill enough Jews!" --Leftist Muzzie Terrorists Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK) 24
The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Posted by: jim Maybe in the city limits, but if you include all those from outside the city who were put into camps and starved to death, the number is much higher. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (t2aZo) 25
Tiananmen Square is what Democrats want for you.
You don’t think they would do it themselves- did you? They want to seize the levers of power and use them against you- again. Posted by: Vengeance at October 15, 2026 12:17 PM (aobjm) 26
if we fat finger the wrong amount into a field when we are filing our taxes..."
Or when an IRS employee farks a check entry on your quarterly payment back in the day.... Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 12:17 PM (pfXMo) 27
BoA is just one of many. The entire industry needs a colon cleansing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (RORbl) 28
24 The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Posted by: jim Maybe in the city limits, but if you include all those from outside the city who were put into camps and starved to death, the number is much higher. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (t2aZo) Compared to the over 100M other killed by the CCP, not even a drop in the bucket...numbers so large, they are mere statistics... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (l3cgK) 29
Bank of America might be the most consistently *awful* customer service system in the United States. I banked there a decade ago when my employer banked there--I couldn't close that account fast enough when I changed jobs.
Posted by: Crusader at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (TN0g+) 30
Kinda pointless to fine a bank when we have entire govt agencies and programs to keep them profitable and prevent them from going under.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (yt3LH) 31
$1.2 billion is a nice start.
But the reality is, these banks are so ginormously big that until Bessent starts nailing them with fines in the 100s of billions, if not trillions, it will barely leave a mark. BoA has 5 trillion -- yes, with a "t" -- assets under management. The bank makes tens of billions in profit every year. The $1.2B fine probably didn't even cover the profits that BoA made on all the illegal transfers. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/) 32
BoA is the most deceptively named bank in existence. I wouldn't give them the sweat off my butt.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM May I suggest an area near there? Posted by: Don Lemon at October 15, 2026 12:19 PM (0sNs1) 33
This is just one of the banks my tax dollars were used to bail out for faking numbers to cause the subprime meltdown.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:20 PM (t2aZo) 34
A former whistleblower from HSBC says: Cool story bro, but I lost my career and everything I had and slept on a mattress in a 300x300 room and got a job waiting tables after I reported a fraud of similar scale. People who know what's happening in every damn bank in America know the same things I knew, and they know what happened to me, and they ain't gonna blow no whistles unless you drop with the fairy-ass fines and do something effective. ARREST PEOPLE OR NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. https://x.com/EverettStern1/status/ 2110385405858111510 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2026 12:20 PM (mmrXZ) 35
Banco de Mexico/BofA serves all the foreign countries.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2026 12:21 PM (2Xqig) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2026 12:21 PM (mmrXZ) 37
Money, power, power, money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2026 12:22 PM (seCv0) 38
Worth it to be able to buy Chop Suey at 3AM.
Posted by: Hangry Henry at October 15, 2026 12:22 PM (EdP2u) 39
During the prosecution, I wonder if any lawyer brought up how this and other banks launder money for the cartels which fund our political parties.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:23 PM (t2aZo) 40
ARREST PEOPLE OR NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.
Does anyone remember those halcyon days of yore when people stayed in their lane? Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at October 15, 2026 12:23 PM (0sNs1) 41
@34
A bit further in your link, it says this. I agree completely. Three things would change the math overnight. Refer individuals for criminal prosecution. Not the analyst in the queue. The executives who set the thresholds and chose the risk. One banker in handcuffs would do more than every fine in Treasury’s history combined. End “too big to jail.” An institution cannot be too big to fail and too big to jail at the same time. If it is the first, it must be held to a higher standard, not a lower one. And if Bank of America will not act as America’s bank, review its charter. A national charter is a privilege granted on behalf of the American people. It should be conditioned on not moving money for the people trying to kill them. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t) 42
Tiananmen Square is what Democrats want for you.
You don’t think they would do it themselves- did you? They want to seize the levers of power and use them against you- again. Posted by: Vengeance at October 15, 2026 12:17 PM (aobjm) J6 was supposed to lead to the American Tiananmen square, the funny thing is that most of the targeted people were aware of that at some level. Instead, Europe is on fire now, and I am not sure anyone is able to carry it as far as the Chinese were willing Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (rbvCR) 43
BoA was the first big bank to offer credit to illegals.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (35ICP) 44
Socialists love China
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (J76xR) 45
Money, power, power, money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2026 12:22 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: That thing Trump grabbed at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (0sNs1) 46
Instead, Europe is on fire now, and I am not sure anyone is able to carry it as far as the Chinese were willing
Perhaps the Euros need to call in the Chinese, who know how to handle recalcitrant Muslims. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t) 47
Fake Jake to guest discussing Omar:
"If any of this is true, wouldn't it have been better to go to the Biden Justice Department and not left up the the Trump Justice Department?" lol Gee, Jake, I wonder... Posted by: one hour sober at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (J4Dwc) 48
Remember when Rush had the parody “Bank of Amigo”? Can’t think of a way to make the truth funny at this point.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (PPh9/) 49
Of course a judge will stop it
Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS) 50
44 Socialists love China
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (J76xR) ====== Troll, before his comment got zapped, was saying that the world would make war on America because of our resource greed. If that's the source of anger towards nations in the world, China would seem to be higher on the list of priorities, methinks. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (jxbDg) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 15, 2026 12:26 PM (lNei4) 52
Fake Jake to guest discussing Omar:
"If any of this is true, wouldn't it have been better to go to the Biden Justice Department and not left up the the Trump Justice Department?" lol Gee, Jake, I wonder... The dictionary entry for "disingenuous" has a picture of Tapper. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t) 53
banked there--I couldn't close that account fast enough when I changed jobs.
Posted by: Crusader You people who float willy-nilly from job to job! No loyalty! No Sense of Duty or Devotion. We only employ Team Players here! Posted by: The Borg Industries at October 15, 2026 12:26 PM (EdP2u) 54
During the prosecution, I wonder if any lawyer brought up how this and other banks launder money for the cartels which fund our political parties.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:23 PM (t2aZo) I will guarantee you that no one brought up the problem that the IC uses money laundering through all the banks to fund covert activity, which also seems to fund political action here and abroad. Hey, did you guys know that the state of Oregon uses US Bank to launder drug money that the cannabis growers and licensed dispensaries pay for their taxes and license fees? Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR) 55
BOA probably loses 1.2 billion every week.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (CHHv1) 56
How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (yt3LH) 57
Time for Michael Richards to open up Bank of Kramerica.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (PPh9/) 58
56 How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (yt3LH) ======= Send in an invasion force to steal the resources first? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (jxbDg) 59
If any of this is true, wouldn't it have been better to go to the Biden Justice Department and not left up the the Trump Justice Department?"
lol Gee, Jake, I wonder... Posted by: one hour sober Humor on multiple levels. Not only is Tapper demonstrating partisan bias, he is publicly declaring that justice is also partisan. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (wxhbO) 60
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Humor on multiple levels. Not only is Tapper demonstrating partisan bias, he is publicly declaring that justice is also partisan. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (wxhbO) ====== While give a whole lot of rhetorical credence to the idea that the impending charges against Omar are...justified. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM (jxbDg) 61
If you don't like how the marketplace is treating you, just build your own banking system. Debanking is just freedom of association in action.
Posted by: Libertarian Phonies! at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM (FXHeD) 62
This is all a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (0sNs1) 63
Do you know how much resources it takes to make a large scale amphibious landing? Our trolls are too dumb to live. The only thing keeping them from dying is our resources. Natural selection would have taken them out otherwise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (yt3LH) 64
Gingham should go to Wuhan and tell us about the miracles taking place at the wet market.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (E2K/A) 65
How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (yt3LH) ======= Send in an invasion force to steal the resources first? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (jxbDg) ______________ "I have an idea" -- Tully Bascomb Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/) 66
Our trolls are too dumb to live. The only thing keeping them from dying is our resources. Natural selection would have taken them out otherwise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (yt3LH) ----- That and their mothers continuing to bring hot pockets down to the basement. Posted by: ballistic at October 15, 2026 12:32 PM (oqH4h) 67
Do you know how much resources it takes to make a large scale amphibious landing?
Oh come on! It isn't that difficult. Posted by: Newts at October 15, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t) 68
"saying enthusiastically that it is "amazing" an umbrella or bike can be left unattended in the region "without worrying about someone stealing it.""
---------------- Hi, someone here who actually lived in China for 10 years and not in a multi-million dollar mansion... Theft is of course RAMPANT in China. My wallet got stolen out of my backpack while I was playing pick-up basketball at a local playground... My Chinese girlfriend (secretary for a state-owned corporation who lived in a tiny apartment with her parents; nowhere near wealthy) had 3 bikes stolen from her, and someone snatched her purse out her bike basket while she was riding to work (which made her take the bus and quit riding her bike)... There were always reports about different pick-pocket schemes going on in the street markets... This is such a ridiculous f-ing statement by this cunt. Sure, VIOLENT crime is relatively rare there. But if this twat ever set foot on a common street or in a common market, she'd be robbed in under 5 mins... Posted by: bearski at October 15, 2026 12:35 PM (Bhsk7) 69
Yay. Ralphy all settled. Computer work.
For those that missed it. CNN and MSNow were doing happy dances after President Trump said the execution wouldn't be livestreamed. After the mid-terms - we'll see. I'll be fine with pay-per-view. Talarico's town hall on CNN was nicely choreographed and he came across as not-creepy and normal - for a Dem. He basically gave stock Dem answers designed to not scare the normies. As Lizzy commented, yeah, just lie to people until he gets in power. That seemed to be the strategy. I watch the first hour while doing dishes and cleaning the microwave. Zerohedge had an article on 'student protests' spreading. Oh, I hope so. Let's get this on. And if the bank people can't be executed, some poor lady on "Let's make a Deal" just won free movies for a year. That'd be a nice start for punishment. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b) 70
biden's dog, thank you, I added it.
Posted by: ace at October 15, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle) 71
Oh come on! It isn't that difficult.
Posted by: Newts Many people misname us and we are tired of it. Posted by: The Red Eft at October 15, 2026 12:37 PM (EdP2u) 72
Mattress stores hardest hit.
Posted by: And everybody knows it at October 15, 2026 12:37 PM (XcEQQ) 73
How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe HUMINT and electronic warfare doesn't take a lot of resources and they are already in effect. Speaking of, has Mitch Mccponnel had a press conference yet? Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2026 12:37 PM (nEUC6) 74
BoA also took over Countrywide due to the financial meltdown.
Nancy Pelosi's daughter worked for Countrywide, wonder how golden was her parachute? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:38 PM (C/v00) 75
Afternoon Ace.
China is in the process of imploding. The idiot US left is in love with a system which is collapsing economically, environmentally and socially. Obviously per our US idiots , China is just not doing communism correctly Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (V2IGM) 76
Speaking of plants, how did Talefreako's Townhall on CNN go?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (C/v00) 77
Can’t say I’ve ever seen more than 1 newt at a time. Maybe 2 at most. I don’t think they could pull off a large scale amphibious assault.
Penguins on the other hand. They could do it. We need to keep an eye on them. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (yt3LH) 78
Burn the bankers at the stake over piles of money. Have people donate cash to build the piles.
Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (qwype) 79
If you don't like how the marketplace is treating you, just build your own banking system. Debanking is just freedom of association in action.
Posted by: Libertarian Phonies! at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM * sssssssssssssssssshhh * * ... * * whoooOOOOOsh * Right on! Posted by: Libertarian Party Convention attendees at October 15, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1) 80
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: That thing Trump grabbed at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM In the Grand Sports Game Of Life you remain undefeated. Posted by: Every guy everywhere at October 15, 2026 12:40 PM (XcEQQ) Posted by: Willie Sutton at October 15, 2026 12:41 PM (XcEQQ) 82
BOA was given Countrywide and JP Morgan was given Mass Mutual. These are the type of rewards given out for being too big (and knowing too much) to fail.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:41 PM (JuXXU) 83
Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM (C/v00) 84
83 Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM (C/v00) ===== Going over the top and getting themselves killed? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM (jxbDg) 85
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: That thing Trump grabbed at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM In the Grand Sports Game Of Life you remain undefeated. Posted by: Every guy everywhere Not quite. No one could find it. Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 15, 2026 12:43 PM (lNei4) 86
Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM We already have the PLAN. Posted by: RADM Woo Plung Poo at October 15, 2026 12:45 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2026 12:46 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: Chu Mai Deng at October 15, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t) 89
I hope that whistleblower had a successful wrongful termination suit against the bank, complete with punitive damages.
Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2026 12:47 PM (lCppi) 90
I soooo glad my wife got us out of BoA several years ago.
She switched everything over to Navy Federal. Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ) 91
If you don't like how the marketplace is treating you, just build your own banking system. Debanking is just freedom of association in action.
Posted by: Libertarian Phonies! at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM (FXHeD) Wow, another unique hash. Ace, are you stirring the pot again? Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:48 PM (rbvCR) 92
Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM If you want a cunning plan, you need Baldrick Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:48 PM (rbvCR) 93
"Update: Via Biden's dog sniffs a lot of marlarkey, a previous bank whistleblower who said that a fine that barely impacts BoA's profits is not enough."
I agree. But ... I'll bet dollars to donuts that nothing anyone did at the bank is a crime. A violation of civil regulations, sure. But not a criminal act. "But The Blade, how can that be? Surely allowing money laundering through your bank is a crime!" Stop calling me Shirley. You may think this is a crime, until you realize who writes 99% of the banking laws and regulations, and who donates billions to politicians, and who hires armies of lobbyists, and who employs almost everyone who leaves government banking regulators, and who is so large and powerful they practically control the entire country. "But The Blade, who is this dastardly Bond super-villain you describe?" Who? BANKS. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/) 94
TJM has new video, like and hype
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:49 PM (J76xR) 95
Slow news day? Here's an oddity that came across my feed, thanks to my watching Asmongold content: Ocean, 27F, making a pitch for immediate marriage. Sorry I couldn't find his actual video; I had to go to my YouTube history just to find this, which is part of the ecosystem of 'piggyback' accounts that clip shorts from other people's videos:
Mad-Hercules - She Has The Perfect Offer😭 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ab5Mtu_UY3E Surprisingly few commenters (both in Asmon's live feed and on Hercules's short) were hung up on her several mental illnesses; I guess that's just par for the course these days. Surprisingly many were hung up on her $100k debt, which if it's student debt is also par for the course. Commenters were suspiciously silent on her sobriety-as-achievement, while an accurate number were hung up on her being a thief, and no one noted her own suspicious silence on motherhood status. But what really puts this over the top is almost a throwaway line near the end: Shrek roleplay. Everyone was puzzled. What does that even mean? It took me to the following day to realize, she means that she farts -- a lot -- a lot a lot -- so much that she hopes it won't be a boner-killer. Posted by: SciVo at October 15, 2026 12:53 PM (ke3zm) 96
I voted for this!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX) 97
Boa made a net profit of $30B in 2025. $1B fine is a rounding error.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 15, 2026 12:54 PM (5veqh) 98
Get a gun and you can rob a bank.
Get a bank and you can rob everybody. Posted by: Willie Sutton If you owe a bank $100,000.00, you have a problem. If you owe the bank $100,000,000.00, THEY have a problem. Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 12:54 PM (oqpkA) 99
What if rather than invade, China imposed a naval blockade to test whether Taiwan is willing to shoot first?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 15, 2026 12:55 PM (JzUSu) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX) 101
What if rather than invade, China imposed a naval blockade to test whether Taiwan is willing to shoot first?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba I don't think China has the naval power to blockade Taiwan Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:56 PM (+abOL) 102
Guess all those mandatory CBTs about fraud and money laundering really didn’t do much good.
Posted by: Donny Brook at October 15, 2026 12:56 PM (fPQB5) 103
We used to flash BA's out of the car window on the freeway.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2026 12:57 PM (UjdFS) 104
100 Independent Television Network
And CCP lapdog. Never forget who the media really work for. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX) ======= *nods sagaciously* "Right wing oligarchs because corporations are right wing." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:57 PM (jxbDg) 105
Also that is 2 minutes out of hours of tape ITN kept hidden for almost 40 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 12:57 PM (RIvkX) 106
But ... I'll bet dollars to donuts that nothing anyone did at the bank is a crime. A violation of civil regulations, sure. But not a criminal act. Posted by: Elric The Blade ================= After all the unethical shyte I've seen politicians get away with starting in 2009, this was my sneaking suspicion. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2026 12:57 PM (mmrXZ) 107
I pity the Foo Manchu.
Posted by: BA at October 15, 2026 12:58 PM (Q+gd/) 108
> Related: Chinese intel operative Neville Roy Singham and his communist wife are launching a pro-CCP propaganda tour.
I haven't heard about this pair being debanked. ----------- This guy and his wife need to be put in a box and buried alive. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 12:58 PM (RORbl) 109
Waiting while Her Majesty gets her nails done. It is possible we may indulge in luncheon next door afterwards. If so, it is likely she will indulge in intoxicating beverages. I am the designated driver, she is the designated drinker. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 01:00 PM (aidm3) 110
UH COUNT UH BUL
Posted by: Crazy Bernie at October 15, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS) 111
TJM how was Korean hotpot??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:02 PM (RIvkX) 112
111 TJM how was Korean hotpot??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:02 PM (RIvkX) ======= We preferred the BBQ. The hot pot was fine. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 01:03 PM (jxbDg) 113
Here we go again - Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ · 1h NEW: California-based federal judge Jinsook Ohta (Biden appointee) has ruled that the U.S. State Department must reinstate its Diversity Immigrant Visa lottery for fiscal year 2027 by Sunday. The program offers permanent residency in the U.S. to 50,000+ applicants every year, typically from countries with lower immigration to the U.S. Many come from Africa. The Trump admin suspended the program last year after a Portuguese national who came to the U.S. via the diversity lottery was suspected of a deadly shooting at Brown University & the murder of a MIT professor before taking his own life. Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 01:04 PM (kX27y) 114
Ironically, executives who pull this sort of shit in China get a bullet through the brain.
Posted by: SloPitchWhiffer at October 15, 2026 01:06 PM (NYInA) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 15, 2026 01:06 PM (j+aD2) 116
no one will read what i write
Posted by: Paul at October 15, 2026 01:08 PM (5E/Kd) 117
How does a judge presume to have any authority over executive branch power at all?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 01:08 PM (R5ZII) 118
117 How does a judge presume to have any authority over executive branch power at all?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 01:08 PM (R5ZII) Spirit of Aloha Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:09 PM (l3cgK) 119
I ran across another one of these silly Dave Ramsey type questions:
I have $4M in savings and a paid off $1.1M house and am 60. Can I afford to retire? My wife says no so I vetoed her $8K Italian vacation plan. Now reading this my take is you are 60 with a paid off house and $4M in savings. Even if it gains no interesting you can spend $100K/year and leave your kids substantial money. I wonder if your wife just doesn't want you around the house all day... Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm) 120
What if rather than invade, China imposed a naval blockade to test whether Taiwan is willing to shoot first? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 15, 2026 12:55 PM (JzUSu) I rather suspect that while a naval blockade would be the smarter play, China really wants to militarily crush Taiwan like a bug in order to exact revenge on the KMT for kicking their ass 90-odd years ago, forcing them to undergo the Long March in order to survive. The ChiCom victory in 1949 was only a partial victory, since the KMT escaped to Taiwan where the ChiComs couldn't get their hands on them. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2026 01:09 PM (y9nCu) 121
The Nothing Will Happen Johnsons are right!
Posted by: Count de Monet Johnson at October 15, 2026 01:09 PM (wVcYX) 122
Waiting while Her Majesty gets her nails done. It is possible we may indulge in luncheon next door afterwards. If so, it is likely she will indulge in intoxicating beverages. I am the designated driver, she is the designated drinker.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 01:00 PM (aidm3) ===== Korean BBQ? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:09 PM (RIvkX) 123
What if rather than invade, China imposed a naval blockade to test whether Taiwan is willing to shoot first?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba If you're not prepared to shoot, it isn't a blockade - no matter what you call it - it's a boring cruise. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2026 01:10 PM (ExV1e) 124
117 How does a judge presume to have any authority over executive branch power at all?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 01:08 PM (R5ZII) Because I say so. Posted by: Judge at October 15, 2026 01:10 PM (Q+gd/) 125
The Trump admin suspended the program last year after a Portuguese national who came to the U.S. via the diversity lottery was suspected of a deadly shooting at Brown University & the murder of a MIT professor before taking his own life.
He was just killing the MIT professors Americans won't. Really it is an act of love Posted by: Jeb Bush at October 15, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm) 126
Never really trusted Moynihan at BoA. Always seemed like the kind of guy who thinks he could lie to your face even though both of you knew he was lying
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 01:11 PM (V2IGM) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:11 PM (RIvkX) 128
How about a reverse immigration lottery, starting with federal judges named Jinsook, Sparkle, Chocula, etc? Add a Shirley Jackson element to it.
The god king is speaking from the Rose Garden...gonna watch. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 15, 2026 01:11 PM (qwx/I) 129
Ironically, executives who pull this sort of shit in China get a bullet through the brain.
Some do, some don't. The head of Evergrande got life in prison. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P-jduyZ9yk Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (Riz8t) 130
I don
t know if this has been covered here 2h BREAKING: President Donald Trump said Thursday that the Pentagon will no longer livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (ZxPkt) 131
Ironically, executives who pull this sort of shit in China get a bullet through the brain. Posted by: SloPitchWhiffer at October 15, 2026 01:06 PM (NYInA) The good news is that here in the US, the bill for the bullet will be tax deductible on your state return. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (y9nCu) Posted by: Count de Monet at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (wVcYX) 133
130 I don
t know if this has been covered here 2h BREAKING: President Donald Trump said Thursday that the Pentagon will no longer livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan. Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (ZxPkt) After what happened on 9-11, I wanted to see the bullet-hole ridden body of Osama bin Laden, but was denied that too. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (HHrXL) 135
OT- Some of the comments about the trailer for "The Magician's Nephew" made me laugh. "Breitbart" site:
https://tinyurl.com/fzrmc29p Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2026 01:13 PM (JrHfD) 136
Slow day today. Hordes of morons and ettes like armed, drunk lemmings must be headed for Corsicana. Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2026 01:13 PM (YSUhf) 137
128 How about a reverse immigration lottery, starting with federal judges named Jinsook, Sparkle, Chocula, etc? Add a Shirley Jackson element to it.
Big Fat Meanie at October 15, 2026 I like this and why are we ruled by foreigners? Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2026 01:13 PM (EROzA) 138
I like this and why are we ruled by foreigners?
Should have had the natural born requirement for any and all Fed Jobs and offices Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm) 139
A 1.2 Billion dollar fine amounts to a rounding error for BofA. They lose at least that much every year just due to client churn. I had enough of them by the early aughts. They're famous for hiring anyone that can fog a mirror, customer experience be damned.
Make the fines a percentage of their net worth, something that hits the C suite and the shareholders, then I'll believe we're getting serious about reining this in.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 15, 2026 01:15 PM (08OqX) 140
Hordes of morons and ettes like armed, drunk lemmings must be headed for Corsicana.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2026 01:13 PM (YSUhf) ___ lol Yep. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 01:15 PM (HHrXL) 141
@119
>>Now reading this my take is you are 60 with a paid off house and $4M in savings. Even if it gains no interesting you can spend $100K/year and leave your kids substantial money. You could could easily take 3m and convert it into 35k a of monthly income with high yield bond funds, etf's and high paying dividend stocks. Questions like this stray voltage as someone who has the wearwithall to accumulate 4m in savings, knows these facts. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 15, 2026 01:15 PM (XV/Pl) 142
It's kind of weird how they all want to be in politics, right? Not planned or anything like that, sheer coincidence, couldn't possibly be jihad migration..... Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Somali-born Nafisa Fai, candidate for Washington County Commission Chair in Oregon, hosted a rally speaking Somali, flanked by an UPSIDE-DOWN American flag. We are being conquered in front of our eyes. Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 01:16 PM (kX27y) 143
that's right
the jamboree is this weekend Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 01:16 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 15, 2026 01:16 PM (vJrRc) 145
Armled and sad not going to Texas
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 01:17 PM (J76xR) Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 01:17 PM (3IyVj) 147
134 Trailer for Ghost Soldier f. Jim Caviezel
11/11/26 https://tinyurl.com/5b2wanz8 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (HHrXL) cloaking cape...bends light around it. Real ones, AFAIK, are made of meta-materials and only work on a very narrow band of frequencies... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:17 PM (l3cgK) 148
I'm pretty sure this is an illegal campaign contribution to the conservatives.
46% of Muslims are prepared to leave France if right-wing leader is elected Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7) 149
After what happened on 9-11, I wanted to see the bullet-hole ridden body of Osama bin Laden, but was denied that too. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:12 PM (l3cgK) Look on the bright side. Osama was dumped overboard into the ocean, so every time you flush the toilet, the runoff ends up in the same ocean, either directly or after being passed through a sewage treatment facility before being dumped into the nearest river. So in effect, you're pissing on Osama's grave. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2026 01:17 PM (y9nCu) 150
145 Armled and sad not going to Texas
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 01:17 PM (J76xR) In Texas, even the LEDs are armed. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:18 PM (l3cgK) 151
Love them both, that last bowl of hotpot is always amazing though.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX) 152
As I thought it about it I realized it was best to not give that fat jihadi the chance to make a statement seen by the world. Shoot him and dump him in a pig farm.
Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2026 01:18 PM (YwEeS) 153
Slow day today.
Hordes of morons and ettes like armed, drunk lemmings must be headed for Corsicana. Posted by: naturalfake at October 15, 2026 01:13 PM (YSUhf) Just had lunch. A last check of map and directions, load the cooler and the car, and then it's departure time. The road trip is not as long or as exciting as Atlanta to Texarkana and back in under 18 hours with a load of illegal Coors beer, but . . . *starts humming* Northbound and down Loaded up and trucking We gonna do what they said couldn't be done . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at October 15, 2026 01:18 PM (wVcYX) 154
46% of Muslims are prepared to leave France if right-wing leader is elected
Sacre bleu, mais non!!! *here, I'll help you pack* Posted by: Legacy Frogs at October 15, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t) 155
FYI my neighborhood smells like charred meat 6 out of 7 nights a week
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX) 156
California-based federal judge Jinsook Ohta
Ohta was name of the tribal chief whose head got used as a polo ball in The Man Who Would Be King. Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ) 157
All the kool kids are going on the field trip but my parents wouldn't sign the permission slip. Maybe next year b"h.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:20 PM (RIvkX) 158
154 46% of Muslims are prepared to leave France if right-wing leader is elected
Sacre bleu, mais non!!! *here, I'll help you pack* Posted by: Legacy Frogs at October 15, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t) Those are rookie numbers! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:20 PM (l3cgK) 159
155 FYI my neighborhood smells like charred meat 6 out of 7 nights a week
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX) And that's just from the electric fences? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:20 PM (l3cgK) 160
> It's kind of weird how they all want to be in politics, right? Not planned or anything like that, sheer coincidence, couldn't possibly be jihad migration.....
--------- Islam is really and ideological - political movement. Nothing, to me, that's religious about it. It, and the leftists here share a common outlook. It's just that the leftists don't realize these jihadis will kill them after the rest of us are dead. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 01:20 PM (RORbl) 161
After what happened on 9-11, I wanted to see the bullet-hole ridden body of Osama bin Laden, but was denied that too. Absent a live-stream and given that the government is completely untrustworthy at every level, the claims without verification often lead to conspiracy theory. Was Hasan really executed? Or was he put on a plane in the cover of darkness to the Middle East to rejoin his fellow terrorists? Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 01:21 PM (NzX/y) 162
California-based federal judge Jinsook Ohta
Ohta was name of the tribal chief whose head got used as a polo ball in The Man Who Would Be King. Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 01:19 PM (77rzZ) Big damn head! Posted by: Billy Fish, Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung wishing you many good lucks! at October 15, 2026 01:21 PM (wVcYX) 163
Look on the bright side. Osama was dumped overboard into the ocean, so every time you flush the toilet, the runoff ends up in the same ocean, either directly or after being passed through a sewage treatment facility before being dumped into the nearest river. So in effect, you're pissing on Osama's grave.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2026 01:17 PM (y9nCu) Sadly I am led to believe that happened as much as I believe the Gulf of Tonkin incident happened Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR) 164
Rather than flat dollar amounts, I think fines against these assmongers out to be a flat percentage of their gross income. That might get their attention.
If you earn 8 billion but pay a fine of 1.5 billion....hell, I'll take those numbers. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 15, 2026 01:21 PM (s1VwS) 165
So, assuming 10% for the whistle blower, Everett Stern should have been rewarded $192,000,000, right? I read that the rewards can be as high as 30%. Can someone educate me on how that works and why Everett wasn’t paid?
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 15, 2026 01:22 PM (1PnSB) 166
161
After what happened on 9-11, I wanted to see the bullet-hole ridden body of Osama bin Laden, but was denied that too. Absent a live-stream and given that the government is completely untrustworthy at every level, the claims without verification often lead to conspiracy theory. Was Hasan really executed? Or was he put on a plane in the cover of darkness to the Middle East to rejoin his fellow terrorists? Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 01:21 PM (NzX/y) The second outcome is okay, as long as the explosives surgically implanted in him take a bunch of his cohorts with him... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:22 PM (l3cgK) 167
CBS News
@CBSNews A Wyoming microbiology graduate student from China has been arrested on accusations she poisoned the tea of a colleague who had pending patents and with whom she didn't get along, then tried to flee the country after police questioned her. - Academic competition can be brutal. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7) 168
Big damn head!
Posted by: Billy Fish, Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung I was thinking about that line just the other day. Love that movie. And Billy Fish is my favorite character. Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ) 169
NOOD Fauci
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 15, 2026 01:23 PM (QFchU) 170
You could could easily take 3m and convert it into 35k a of monthly income with high yield bond funds, etf's and high paying dividend stocks.
===== How does that math work at current rates? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 01:23 PM (RIvkX) 171
164 Rather than flat dollar amounts, I think fines against these assmongers out to be a flat percentage of their gross income. That might get their attention.
If you earn 8 billion but pay a fine of 1.5 billion....hell, I'll take those numbers. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 15, 2026 01:21 PM (s1VwS) The fines need to be punitive, the jail time needs to be hard and real...or they'll do it again. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:23 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 01:23 PM (l3cgK) 173
no one will read what i write
Posted by: Paul at October 15, 2026 01:24 PM (ovfXv) 174
It's kind of weird how they all want to be in politics, right? Not planned or anything like that, sheer coincidence, couldn't possibly be jihad migration.....
--------- Islam is really and ideological - political movement. Nothing, to me, that's religious about it. It, and the leftists here share a common outlook. It's just that the leftists don't realize these jihadis will kill them after the rest of us are dead. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 01:20 PM (RORbl) _____ Agree. Islam is fascism tinted with misogynistic perversion that's dressed up as religion to con the rubes and keep them in line. You can be sure that no royal daughter ever had FGM. That's for the filthy lower classes. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/) 175
I had Jinsook Ohta but penicillin cleared it right up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 15, 2026 01:25 PM (ndZc7) 176
https://tinyurl.com/5b2wanz8
Bcuz all night vision devices give off visible light in front. That's how the audience knows they're working. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 15, 2026 01:25 PM (Rn7nm) 177
46% of Muslims are prepared to leave France if right-wing leader is elected Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Where would they go? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2026 01:26 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: Don Black at October 15, 2026 01:27 PM (ZxPkt) 179
That list of donors that Jack Smith subpoenaed?
That was his "show me the person, and I'll show you the crime." The Dems already have a list of conservatives they want in jail--Jack Smith was just finding the crime. And he knew--and you know--that the DC jury would have convicted every single person on that list. You know who refuses to believe (or pretends not the believe) the Dems are STILL planning on jailing every conservative who disagrees with them? Elected Republicans in DC Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2026 01:28 PM (3cUTc) 180
It's just that the leftists don't realize these jihadis will kill them after the rest of us are dead. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 01:20 PM (RORbl) They have the same goal, the destruction of Western Civilization. The difference is that commies don't really care about what happens afterwards as long as they get the opportunity to shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck before it's over. The mohammedans actually have a plan for the future. Of course that plan involves the whole world living in huts without running water, dorking goats up the squeekhole, shitting in the street and wiping their ass with a bare hand because that's what Mo did 1400 years ago. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2026 01:29 PM (y9nCu) 181
46% of Muslims are prepared to leave France if right-wing leader is elected Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Where would they go? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2026 01:26 PM (Cqx++) Out. Posted by: Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter at October 15, 2026 01:31 PM (y9nCu) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0278 seconds. |
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