Great Pumpkin Cafe

Sadie, the UK's "loneliest shelter dog," passed over by potential adopters for years, finally finds a home after a viral push.

Refusing to give up on her, the staff at the RSPCA Brighton and Heart of Sussex Branch decided to try a radical strategy. They launched a dedicated TikTok campaign, committing to post a video of Sadie every single day until someone adopted her.
The internet rallied behind Sadie, and on the 83rd consecutive day of posting, the algorithm worked its magic.
The video flashed onto the screen of Mabel Edge and her partner Al, living in Westward Ho!, Devon. They weren't even actively looking for a dog, but seeing Sadie's eyes, they knew they had to act.

Little kids trudging off to school in brightly colored raincoats.

E-panda gets clicks for a hot tub video.

Calf zoomies.

Rainbow seen in full arc.

Dog mob.

Very cute: Little girl plays basketball with her cat. The cat can't shoot or pass, but it can pounce on the ball.

Giant pumpkin growers and their massive gourds converged on Monday in Northern California for an annual pumpkin-weighing contest.
The pumpkin champ this year won $9 per pound of pumpkin along with their lumpy gourd showcased during a parade through Half Moon Bay this weekend. https://t.co/fFSdzYhB9E
— The Associated Press (@AP) October 13, 2026

🚨#BREAKING: Absolutely WILD footage has emerged from North Carolina where a 30-foot inflatable pumpkin broke loose in strong winds and started tumbling down the road.
An Uber driver stopped his car to help the owners grab it. https://t.co/rBrurAZKtK
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) October 14, 2026

Happy sheep.. 😊 https://t.co/fQbLgUO6R4
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 14, 2026

Pure happiness.. 😊 https://t.co/BDN5SBKpZ9
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 7, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM

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1 I gotcher giant gourd RIGHTCHEER!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2026 07:40 PM (N5iuz)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2026 07:41 PM (N5iuz)

3 Tyoid?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2026 07:41 PM (N5iuz)

4 You don't see that many snail deer anymore. Used to be everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 07:42 PM (viF8m)

5 Guys? Really?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2026 07:42 PM (N5iuz)

6 Calm down Tony Pete

Posted by: H at October 14, 2026 07:42 PM (w8ire)

7 When I first saw that top pic I thought it was a couple of snails...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 07:44 PM (FZ29D)

8 I clearly need my nonnie blankie.

But of course Sister #1 tossed it into the burn barrel whist I was no looking.

We still don't talk.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2026 07:44 PM (N5iuz)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

10 YAY!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2026 07:45 PM (VyBeY)

11 CAFE!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2026 07:46 PM (VyBeY)

12 You don't see that many snail deer anymore. Used to be everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw

Turns out, being a really really slow deer was an evolutionary dead end.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 07:47 PM (VHUov)

13 Too bad about that flooded backyard looks pretty nice

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)

14 Dog on the water

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

15 biggest pumpkin we ever grew was 139 pounds if I remember correctly ...

I remain in awe of Pumpkin Overacheivers
(since we don't own a forklift ... lol)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2026 07:49 PM (VyBeY)

16 4 You don't see that many snail deer anymore. Used to be everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 07:42 PM (viF8m)

Before the white man came...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 07:49 PM (Y/06r)

17 You don't see that many snail deer anymore. Used to be everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw

Their antlers are considered an aphrodisiac in some cultures.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 14, 2026 07:50 PM (ftFVW)

18 You don't see that many snail deer anymore. Used to be everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 07:42 PM

Same with jackalopes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

19 lol, and g'night, allayouse!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2026 07:51 PM (VyBeY)

20 Their antlers are considered an aphrodisiac in some cultures.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 14, 2026 07:50 PM

My people used every part of the snail deer.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren (D-MA) at October 14, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

21 We still don't talk.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2026 07:44 PM (N5iuz)
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It's unforgivable

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 07:52 PM (RIvkX)

22 There was a Rifftrax called Birdemic where they attended some county fair and they were carving ginormous pumpkins. And then the killings started.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 14, 2026 07:52 PM (l26NL)

23 >>>Little kids trudging off to school in brightly colored raincoats.

Uphill, on a dirt road, and while some guy yells at them in a foreign language.

At least I didn't understand what he was on about.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 14, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)

24 Jack come get some of the ones around here, starting to see them in daylight roaming yards

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 07:52 PM (Lw6GH)

25 Whitetail snails.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 14, 2026 07:53 PM (YhYE7)

26 Speaking of F-14s, I probably should pre-order from Squadron the 'new' 1/48 Tamiya F-14B Tomcat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)

27 As is true in most everything else, trebuchets are superior to catapults when it comes to pumpkin' chunkin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)

28 How many pumpkin seeds do you get out of a giant pumpkin?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM (FZ29D)

29 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM (XeU6L)

30 Their antlers are considered an aphrodisiac in some cultures.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 14, 2026 07:50 PM (ftFVW)

Gives one a giant gourd, I heard.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)

31 Snail deer. Is that how they make Escardoe?

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 07:55 PM (MWfyi)

32 >>>E-panda gets clicks for a hot tub video.

I think you gotta have water in it before you can call it a hot tub.

And what the hell is an "e"-panda?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 14, 2026 07:55 PM (syz1S)

33 Speaking of F-14s, I probably should pre-order from Squadron the 'new' 1/48 Tamiya F-14B Tomcat.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 07:53 PM

Would the Lego Maverick and Goose figurines be period-correct for the 'B'?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

34 We've had 15 deer in the front yard before and I live in the city.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 07:56 PM (enNUy)

35 Since Top Gun was filmed in the 1980's with F-14As, afraid not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

36 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM

Since you don't live in the woods, does this mean the Pope's not Catholic, as well?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

37 That lab is never coming back inside.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 07:57 PM (RIvkX)

38 Watching the lambs brought to mind Little Black Sambo. Do they turn into lanolin?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM (XeU6L)

39
That basketball-playing cat is gonna look at that footage someday and ask wistfully, "Where did I get the energy?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM (mmrXZ)

40 28 How many pumpkin seeds do you get out of a giant pumpkin?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM (FZ29D)

And are the seeds regular size, or are those giant, also? Like, one pepita would satisfy a full day's calorie and protein requirement?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM (zYpTz)

41 I'm rewatching an old Japanese horror movie titled House (it's not what you think, whatever you think). It's one of the weirdest films I've ever seen. I'd like to like the Japanese, but they are weird. Talafreako weird.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM (l26NL)

42 Somehow, doing 12 miles on my little desk cycle machine is way less difficult than doing 4.4 miles on my road bike.

Might have something to do with the bike tires being low and me being in a hurry to get places, I suppose.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM (vJrRc)

43 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM (XeU6L)
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So you got the message.

Posted by: Big Bear at October 14, 2026 07:59 PM (RIvkX)

44 >>And what the hell is an "e"-panda?

it's an e-girl but it's a panda.

an e-girl is a camwhore. They do a lot of hot tub streams for lonely 13 year old boys.

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 07:59 PM (1wjle)

45 Snowflake came in and was really jumping all over the place. She already ate but still. She's outside.

Ralphy slept A LOT today but is up now. I'm lifting him into the house and he hates that.

CNN is on!
TALARICO TOWN HALL!

Drink whenever you get the creeps!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 14, 2026 07:59 PM (Sco7b)

46 Somehow, doing 12 miles on my little desk cycle machine is way less difficult than doing 4.4 miles on my road bike.

Might have something to do with the bike tires being low and me being in a hurry to get places, I suppose.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM

Vespas come highly-recommended by the blog's proprietor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

47 And what the hell is an "e"-panda?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Government-mandated replacement for ICE pandas.

They're not terribly popular in the market and the batteries tend to spontaneously combust.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 08:00 PM (vJrRc)

48 How many pumpkin seeds do you get out of a giant pumpkin?

All of them if you're smart.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 08:00 PM (Riz8t)

49 The true title is Hausu with characters like Mac and Beauty.

Have you met the cat yet? The guy responsible for the madness decided to create a horror movie as imagined by their own child.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD)

50 Every time I see one of those giant balloons rolling around I think of The Prisoner with McGoohan running for his life across the strand

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 08:00 PM (rbvCR)

51 ALLEGORY!!!!!

That happy Sheep video reminds me of debating with a Progressive. Going around in circles, and they never making a substantive point just talk in circles spewing the narrative....and then upon getting owned, they run away while shouting obscenities.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (dIske)

52 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM (XeU6L)
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So you got the message.
Posted by: Big Bear
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So, apparently you're unhappy with the quality of garbage in my garbage bin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (XeU6L)

53 Lumpy Gourd>>Lumpy Gravy>>Lumpy Rutherford

Posted by: Taking My Lumps at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (EdP2u)

54 Drink whenever you get the creeps!

A few seconds later, "Call 911! Alcohol poisoning!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (2GVsD)

55 38 Watching the lambs brought to mind Little Black Sambo. Do they turn into lanolin?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM (XeU6L)

Ha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (zYpTz)

56 Both my Labs acted like that with standing puddles.

Get them to the lake, and they turned into scaredy cats, and you had to coerce them into the water ...

But the puddle jumping always made up for the other.

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (oCio0)

57 Have you met the cat yet? The guy responsible for the madness decided to create a horror movie as imagined by their own child.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The girls are just now arriving at Auntie's.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (l26NL)

58 Watching the lambs brought to mind Little Black Sambo. Do they turn into lanolin?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:58 PM (XeU6L)

Mint sauce.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 08:02 PM (rbvCR)

59 50 Every time I see one of those giant balloons rolling around I think of The Prisoner with McGoohan running for his life across the strand
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 08:00 PM (rbvCR)
___________________

I was thinking Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2026 08:02 PM (dIske)

60 The girls are just now arriving at Auntie's.

Oh you poor innocent child.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

61 >>>Happy sheep..

Yes, ever since they discovered that if they all ran around in a tight circle, Farmer George is unable to setup behind any one of them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 14, 2026 08:03 PM (syz1S)

62 "How many pumpkin seeds do you get out of a giant pumpkin?"

Personally, zero. I ain't gettin no pumpkin seed from no giant pumpkin.

Posted by: Guy who ain't gettin no pumpkin seed at October 14, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)

63 Bear shit in your yard is kinda foul, but it's better than a spider monkey shitting down the collar of your shirt.

Posted by: For All Intensive Porpoises at October 14, 2026 08:03 PM (EdP2u)

64 Roy cooper delivering Dunkin' Donuts to his campaign office. Way to support NC, retard.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 08:04 PM (enNUy)

65 Vespas come highly-recommended by the blog's proprietor.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Vespa are cute, though I tend to prefer enclosed vehicles. Especially in the winter.

But that's why I was riding a bike at all today: my vehicle was getting new tires and the tire place is on the opposite side of town from my workplace.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 08:04 PM (vJrRc)

66 Penguin excretia in your yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other excretii in your yard

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2026 08:05 PM (0sNs1)

67 If you wanted to spice up that pumpkin what would you use?

Nutmeg? Cinnamon? Ginger?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 14, 2026 08:05 PM (cJOax)

68 One of the cats caught a vole and brought it to me in the yard to show he caught it. He then proceeded to play with it until it broke.
Then the two kittens came over and had a discussion on who was going to play with it next, and the girl kitty got it. She then played Haki mouse with it for about a half an hour and then ate it and promptly puked it back up.

Simple joys. I was wise to block the cat door, however.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 08:05 PM (rbvCR)

69 So, apparently you're unhappy with the quality of garbage in my garbage bin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 08:01 PM (XeU6L)
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And the dearth of picnic baskets.

Posted by: Big Bear at October 14, 2026 08:05 PM (RIvkX)

70 That house looks pretty nice and clean, but won't be for long with that piglet running about.

Posted by: Smithfield Ham at October 14, 2026 08:05 PM (EdP2u)

71 From 1968, a real Japanese horror movie

The Snow Woman

https://youtu.be/6ApFXoIiS68

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

72 You'd like a car
You'd settle for a Vespa
You get stabbed on the subway

Posted by: Guy who ain't gettin no pumpkin seed at October 14, 2026 08:06 PM (MWfyi)

73 52 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 07:54 PM (XeU6L)
___________________

You answered an age old question. Unless, of course, your yard is technically within the surrounding woods.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2026 08:06 PM (dIske)

74 My people used every part of the snail deer.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren

If you hold a shell up to your ear, you can hear Old Faithful erupting.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:07 PM (VHUov)

75 Uber did more videoing than helping.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 14, 2026 08:08 PM (RBKzD)

76
https://youtu.be/6ApFXoIiS68
Posted by: Anna Puma

Thank you sir, I'll check it out. Halloween season you know. Is it legit?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 14, 2026 08:08 PM (l26NL)

77 I'm not really sure what game Hasan Piker is playing here, but I'm entirely sure he's an obnoxious twat. Also, he seems to be entirely unable to form a sentence without using f***. I guess that makes him all butch and stuff.

Abdul El-Seyed’s surrogate Hasan Piker: “I don't give a f*** what Black people care about. Let's go back to a better time, when lynchings were happening.”

1.4 million black people live in Michigan.

https://tinyurl.com/56t7p6r4

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t)

78 Oh wow, the Chinese have a word to describe Western leftists

Baizuo - "white left"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:09 PM (2GVsD)

79 If you hold a shell up to your ear, you can hear Old Faithful erupting.
Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:07 PM (VHUov)
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Yeah, but it takes 4 strong men to lift it up to my ear...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 08:09 PM (FZ29D)

80 >>Both my Labs acted like that with standing puddles.

All my Goldens loved to swim accept the last one. He was a pris.

But the one before him was an absolute fish. If I turned my back for a second he would sneak away and run to the beach and just swim around until I went and dragged him home.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 08:09 PM (viF8m)

81 If you wanted to spice up that pumpkin what would you use?

Nutmeg? Cinnamon? Ginger?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 14, 2026 08:05 PM (cJOax)

Tannerite.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 08:10 PM (J9H6S)

82 Legit horror? Yes.

Another version of the same story appears in the anthology Kwaidan. It is a very popular myth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)

83 Roy cooper delivering Dunkin' Donuts to his campaign office. Way to support NC, retard.
Posted by: nckate
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Meet the only opposition to our incumbent 'progressive' Mayor

https://shorturl.at/zaeae

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 08:10 PM (XeU6L)

84 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Sorry, man, those snail deer slide right through me.

Posted by: a bear at October 14, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)

85 There is little to compare to seeing a HR POS get fired.

Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 08:11 PM (E6Nhi)

86 Yeah, but it takes 4 strong men to lift it up to my ear...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 08:09 PM

We're here for you.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg (Harvard alumnus), and Mr. Swalwell, the paragons of Modern Masculini at October 14, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

87 Hasan Piker lives more than a hundred miles from El-Seyd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD)

88 73 52 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Motion sensor triggered strobe light may work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 14, 2026 08:11 PM (RBKzD)

89 *blinks*

Nani? 'Sir' ??? ano??

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:12 PM (2GVsD)

90 66 Penguin excretia in your yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other excretii in your yard
Posted by: Duncanthrax

We were waiting for a comment from The Peanut Gallery. Like a trained seal, you are.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at October 14, 2026 08:12 PM (EdP2u)

91 Pandas. Nature's laziest, stupidest large mammal, and with an extremely bad dietary strategy. They should totally be gone. But the cuteness saves them from extinction.

Similarly, koalas are another evolutionary dead end, for similar reasons. Plus, they are repulsive little monsters with freakish genitalia, and ill-tempered. Not that you'd ever want to handle one, because of the incontinence from the endemic chlamydia they all have from their coprophagia, and will give you when they bite and claw you.

But they look cute, so we keep them alive. Humans are weirdos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 08:12 PM (BI5O2)

92 I thought bear shit in the woods.

Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 08:12 PM (E6Nhi)

93 Since Top Gun was filmed in the 1980's with F-14As, afraid not.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

It was the star plane in Mission Impossible. Oops I meant Top Gun Maverick.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)

94 Every time I see one of those giant balloons rolling around I think of The Prisoner with McGoohan running for his life across the strand
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 08:00 PM (rbvCR)
___________________

I was thinking Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

It reminded me of the scene in Woody Allen's Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. There's a giant balloon made up as a boob, moving across the country.

Woody Allen: "They usually travel in pairs."

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 08:13 PM (Riz8t)

95 *blinks*
Nani? 'Sir' ??? ano??
Posted by: Anna Puma

Missed opportunity to sock Peppermint Patty.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:13 PM (VHUov)

96 84 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Your house has been picked for the latest Charmin Bears ad.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)

97 87 Hasan Piker lives more than a hundred miles from El-Seyd.
Posted by: Anna Puma
======
They seem to share a brain though.

Znidd suddabit!

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:14 PM (E4rtv)

98 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

So bears don't shit in the woods? So possible the Pope ain't Catholic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:14 PM (KC5Lt)

99 Bear left a large pile of bear s*** in my yard last night.

What other kind were you expecting?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 08:15 PM (Riz8t)

100 And I'm calling AI on the top photo.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:15 PM (KC5Lt)

101 Znidd Geek!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:15 PM (2GVsD)

102
There is little to compare to seeing a HR POS get fired.
Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 08:11 PM (E6Nhi)

_________

Personnel: hard-bitten guys from the shop floor investigating Monday-Friday absenteeism.

HR: woke bits of fluff shoving DEI down employees throats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 08:15 PM (eRlcH)

103 'The speakers—including "progressive" clergy, union organizers, educators, and small-business advocates—did not mince words. '

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Meet the only opposition to our incumbent 'progressive' Mayor

https://shorturl.at/zaeae

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Not necessary to read much.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 14, 2026 08:16 PM (RBKzD)

104 So bears don't shit in the woods? So possible the Pope ain't Catholic.
Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:14 PM (KC5Lt)

I once merged those two and asked a Catholic if the Pope shit in the woods. She was not amused.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 14, 2026 08:16 PM (syz1S)

105 That rolling inflatable pumpkin had me laughing out loud. Poor guy trying to catch it. Definitely something you don't see everyday. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2026 08:17 PM (hmYU4)

106 Unfortunately, that sock would probably cling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

107 "And I'm calling AI on the top photo.
Posted by: polynikes"

I wasn't going to say anything but the chances of getting two bucks posed like that are pretty dang slim.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:18 PM (MWfyi)

108 Way past my bedtime, was watching original Friday 13th
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 08:19 PM (Lw6GH)

109 Is this something? Tousi from X

Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇮🇷 BREAKING: IRGC have issued evacuation orders to military bases around Iran
6:50 PM · Oct 14, 2026

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)

110 Baizuo - "white left"
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 08:09 PM (2GVsD)
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"White monkeys" are European shills for the CCP

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 08:20 PM (RIvkX)

111 I once merged those two and asked a Catholic if the Pope shit in the woods. She was not amused.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

He'd have to go to Castel Gandolfo, don't think there's any woods in Vatican City.

Posted by: Randy McNally at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (EdP2u)

112 Bear left a large pile of bear shit in my yard last night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Motion sensor triggered strobe light may work.
Posted by: Braenyard

Or might just get you 500 little piles if the bear is epileptic.

And I saw Epileptic Bears open for Modest Mouse at Red Rocks in 2007.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (VHUov)

113
The Falcon 9 resupply mission to the ISS yesterday produced one hell of a "jellyfish" effect, captured all over the east:

https://t.ly/Ho_5S

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

114 I occasionally find what I think is bear scat at the farm but have never seen a bear there. The neighbors say they have been seen on trail cams though. There are supposedly only about 5500 black bears in the whole state.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (MWfyi)

115 101 Znidd Geek!
Posted by: Anna Puma
======
Like that better IRL.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (E4rtv)

116 Is this something? Tousi from X

Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇮🇷 BREAKING: IRGC have issued evacuation orders to military bases around Iran
6:50 PM · Oct 14, 2026
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)

They're gonna nuke themselves?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2026 08:22 PM (hmYU4)

117
He'd have to go to Castel Gandolfo, don't think there's any woods in Vatican City.
Posted by: Randy McNally at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (EdP2u)

________

Actually, there are some very nice gardens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 08:22 PM (eRlcH)

118 I once merged those two and asked a Catholic if the Pope shit in the woods. She was not amused.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

I am Catholic, and I merge those two questions all the time. Though, in polite company, I usually just ask if a bear is Catholic.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov)

119 Way past my bedtime, was watching original Friday 13th
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2026 08:19 PM (Lw6GH)
=====

Jamie Lee Curtis

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 08:23 PM (RIvkX)

120 Joe Rogan not really a fan of 'Ultimate' fighting. Still bitching about the military action with Iran.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:24 PM (KC5Lt)

121 Somebody put Ex-Lax in my pik-a-nik basket and I made a boo boo.

Posted by: Yogi at October 14, 2026 08:25 PM (MWfyi)

122 I feel like I see Russell brand's nipples every day

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 08:25 PM (enNUy)

123 Actually, there are some very nice gardens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Makes sense he wouldn't skimp on the landscaping. After all, he's got a thousand dollars worth of paint on the ceiling alone.

Posted by: Archie Bunker, 1972 at October 14, 2026 08:25 PM (EdP2u)

124 You know, when the IRGC is doing a full evacuation from their bases, that is a perfect time to do nothing.
Eventually they will have to go back and maybe evict squatters.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 08:26 PM (rbvCR)

125 There are supposedly only about 5500 black bears in the whole state.
Posted by: fd
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~20,000 here. Approx 8,000 in this county.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 08:27 PM (XeU6L)

126 There are supposedly only about 5500 black bears in the whole state.
Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (MWfyi)

Only?

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:27 PM (KC5Lt)

127 "You know, when the IRGC is doing a full evacuation from their bases, that is a perfect time to do nothing."

It's the perfect time to squash them while they are out in the open.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:27 PM (MWfyi)

128 Texas only has about 100 bears.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:28 PM (KC5Lt)

129 I'm doing dishes and have Talarico on.

He's doing well. Well rehearsed talking points designed not to scare the normies. It's basically a tongue job for him though.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 14, 2026 08:29 PM (Sco7b)

130 I occasionally find what I think is bear scat at the farm but have never seen a bear there. The neighbors say they have been seen on trail cams though. There are supposedly only about 5500 black bears in the whole state.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (MWfyi)

Little bells in it, smells like pepper?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 08:29 PM (J9H6S)

131 "Only?
Posted by: polynikes"

Georgia is pretty big with lots of places for bears to live. I was surprised there are not more.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:30 PM (MWfyi)

132 Raccoon droppings aren't too appetizing either, depending on which garbage cans they eat out of.

On the other hand, muskrat droppings or rabbit pellets are pretty chill.

Posted by: Masked Bandits at October 14, 2026 08:31 PM (EdP2u)

133 "Texas only has about 100 bears.
Posted by: polynikes"

Really? That is surprising. Not enough dense wilderness I guess.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

134 Black bears are basically really large dogs unless you're dealing with a sow with cubs nearby.

Make noise and raise a stink and they'll generally fuck off. Humans aren't on their dinner menu.

Also don't fuck with a sow if there are cubs. You'll probably get dead.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 08:33 PM (oqH4h)

135 "Texas only has about 100 bears.
Posted by: polynikes"

Really? That is surprising. Not enough dense wilderness I guess.
Posted by: fd

It's also full of Texans.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

136 ______ did more videoing than helping.
Posted by: Braenyard

Seems to be a lot of that nowadays.

Evenin', all. Did you read every precious word of Ace's every post today and every comment? It's the only way to be a fully-informed Moron.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fully formed Moron at October 14, 2026 08:35 PM (svcNg)

137 Georgia is the largest state in landmass east of the Mississippi. 21st overall, but many of the western states are arid wastelands with caliche soil and nothing but tumbleweeds.

Posted by: East Coast, FTW!! at October 14, 2026 08:35 PM (EdP2u)

138 You should treat raccoon droppings like Plutonium. As in, stay away and don't ever touch it. They carry roundworms and if you get roundworms it can be fatal.

Don't mess with raccoon shit.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 08:35 PM (oqH4h)

139 Texas only has about 100 bears.
Posted by: polynikes"

Really? That is surprising. Not enough dense wilderness I guess.
Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:32 PM (MWfyi)

Actually the bears mostly in West Texas . East Texas which is densely wooded has bears but they are illegal alien bears from Louisiana that cross back and forth but breed in Louisiana.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:36 PM (KC5Lt)

140 Wars for the Jew

Lead to high gas prices for you

Vote red for more

Vote blue to score

Savings at the pump

Dump that bitch ass Trump

Yeaarrgghhh

Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:37 PM (mfPE+)

141 Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:34 PM (+g+L6)

Shouldn't you be on the lot selling used cars?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 08:37 PM (J9H6S)

142 Burma Shave!

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

143 Shouldn't you be on the lot selling used cars?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 08:37 PM (J9H6S)
---

You misspelled "under a freeway bridge blowing hobos for nickels."

We all miss sometimes. Chin up.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 08:39 PM (oqH4h)

144
AOS Cope needs an asshole scope.

Posted by: four seasons at October 14, 2026 08:39 PM (/QHx4)

145 Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:37 PM (mfPE+)

Mentally ill American hating dope. Take an extra dose of your medication.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:39 PM (KC5Lt)

146 Bibi The Jew
Told Trump
Tell America
Fuck you
I’m your daddy now
Boy and how

Yearrgghhhh

Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:40 PM (CFW0q)

147 113
The Falcon 9 resupply mission to the ISS yesterday produced one hell of a "jellyfish" effect, captured all over the east:

https://t.ly/Ho_5S

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2026 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

I was fortunate to see this effect myself during a pre-dawn Falcon 9 launch from Cape Canaveral in April 2022. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2026 08:40 PM (5rh/l)

148 Black bears are basically really large dogs unless you're dealing with a sow with cubs nearby.
-----

Yeah, they're cute:

https://shorturl.at/qE1yw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2026 08:40 PM (XeU6L)

149 Maybe it's

THE SON OF HOWARD DEAN!

Spooky, huh?

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

150 >>> 141 Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:34 PM (+g+L6)

Shouldn't you be on the lot selling used cars?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 08:37 PM (J9H6S)

That's a weird way to spell 'glory hole'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2026 08:41 PM (3mtzY)

151 Hi hi hi

Tell me tell me please

Why do Trumpers hate the bees

They parentheses

No love no love

Yearggghhh

Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:42 PM (BpMuF)

152 Unfortunately, I started working in a secure area where electronic devices aren't allowed, so I can't comment/post as often as I used to.

I noticed this comment from last thread, however, and felt it needed an important response:

139 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

NGL, I envy the energy these people have. If I had the energy they expend to be so constantly outraged about everything, I would get so much done.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

1- if they expended the energy on productive things, they might be self-sufficient and happier

2- much of their "energy" is actually mental illness. Untreated, embraced and celebrated mental illness (or acting mentally ill for attention). You don't want to be an unhappy loser fervently posting on Blue Sky, perpetually on the edge of a mental breakdown.

You want to be a winner, posting here.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2026 08:43 PM (VZOfa)

153 Well win

Texas

And Ohio

And Minnesota

And Maine

And Kansas

And Michigan

Yeaarrhghhhhhhhh

Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:43 PM (rOU0A)

154 Asheville is a silly place.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 08:44 PM (zcI95)

155 "You want to be a winner, posting here.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison"

Well, except for that AOS Dope guy.

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:44 PM (MWfyi)

156 Lol

CNN has a table set up so a random person in the audience can ask questions.

First up! A chick who is a farmer and a university professir asking a question about about abortion. The tongue bath continues.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 14, 2026 08:44 PM (Sco7b)

157 And to think, someone is paying her 1 cent per 20 posts to do that.

Not getting their money's worth.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:45 PM (VHUov)

158 The Left like to blow trannies, diddle kids, curse god , kill babies, hate America, love illegals and shun responsibility.

Posted by: polynikes at October 14, 2026 08:46 PM (KC5Lt)

159 I see we have a genuine retard among us. This is very entertaining.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 08:46 PM (oqH4h)

160 Unskew the polls

Trust the plan

Q is back

TJM Q?

Maybe

Maine goes R by 12

Yearrgghhhhhhh

Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:47 PM (Thkf+)

161 CNN has a table set up so a random person in the audience can ask questions.

First up! A chick who is a farmer and a university professir asking a question about about abortion. The tongue bath continues.
Posted by: Stateless

I'd say "what an obvious plant," but actually that's probably one of the least left-wing individuals in a CNN audience.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:47 PM (VHUov)

162 I went to a baseball game in Asheville, had a nice time. High A Astros affiliate the Asheville Tourists. Nice setting for a 4,000 seat stadium.

Posted by: Kill The Umpire!! at October 14, 2026 08:47 PM (EdP2u)

163 "Jack Smith obtained personally-identifying doxx of 639,000 American citizens in his lawless drive to discover a crime he could charge Trump with."

No, this was groundwork for stuffing people into camps

Posted by: heya at October 14, 2026 08:47 PM (MoxTA)

164 156 Lol

CNN has a table set up so a random person in the audience can ask questions.

First up! A chick who is a farmer and a university professir asking a question about about abortion. The tongue bath continues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 14, 2026 08:44 PM (Sco7b)
-----
LOL

Let's see how many circles we can get to overlap in our focus group venn diagram!

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 08:47 PM (oqH4h)

165 Unique hashes per posts. That's supreme desparation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 08:48 PM (J9H6S)

166 "I see we have a genuine retard among us. This is very entertaining.
Posted by: ballistic"

It might be AR. Artificial Retard. Or as PDT likes to say "Super Retard".

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 08:48 PM (MWfyi)

167
You don't want to be an unhappy loser fervently posting on Blue Sky, perpetually on the edge of a mental breakdown.

___________

These people are marinated in bitterness, resentment and envy. They're like the Russian peasant who, when told by a genie that his request would be given twice to his neighbor, answered, "Put out one of my eyes."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 08:49 PM (eRlcH)

168 Asheville is a dark blue dot of intense stupid in a sea of red Western NC.

We went there because they had a shopping mall, then we left.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 08:49 PM (oqH4h)

169 Well, except for that AOS Dope guy.
Posted by: fd

Probably a former banned commenter. Since the net has moved on to X and other social media, we get the 'tards' and the pay per post drive by trolls.

Kind of like the idiots that flop, wail, and get expelled as protesters at GOP rallies and events. They accomplish nothing but get an personal endorphin hit by playing an idiot out in public.

An object of ridicule rather than any practical use for trolling anymore. Most people just roll their eyes and move on.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:49 PM (E4rtv)

170 When the Jew says jump

Trump whimpers how high

When the Jew say boo

Trump so scared he makes poo

Yeargghhhhh

Posted by: A0S Cope at October 14, 2026 08:50 PM (Thkf+)

171 167
You don't want to be an unhappy loser fervently posting on Blue Sky, perpetually on the edge of a mental breakdown.

___________

These people are marinated in bitterness, resentment and envy. They're like the Russian peasant who, when told by a genie that his request would be given twice to his neighbor, answered, "Put out one of my eyes."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I actually prefer that they end up on Bluesky wailing at the world. Keeps them off the streets and serves as a reminder that there are nuts among us like Pod people.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:51 PM (E4rtv)

172 Here's your helmet

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 08:52 PM (oqH4h)

173 Talarico says we can reduce the budget deficit and the national debt by eliminating tax loopholes for billionaires! And by ending the war with Iran! Make the rich pay their fair share!

He says we should be looking for efficiency in our government!

Standard Democrat pablum for the idiots.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2026 08:52 PM (5rh/l)

174 Some punctuation wouldn't hurt. It's like reading posts by e e dummings.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

175 perfessora muhbortion is a farmer, how? she/it has three chickens in her backyard?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2026 08:54 PM (3mtzY)

176 165 Unique hashes per posts. That's supreme desparation.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
=====
Idiot using a VPN thinks they cannot be tracked.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)

177 174 Some punctuation wouldn't hurt. It's like reading posts by e e dummings.
Posted by: mikeski

Good one. LOL.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:55 PM (E4rtv)

178 168 Asheville is a dark blue dot of intense stupid in a sea of red Western NC.

We went there because they had a shopping mall, then we left.
Posted by: ballistic

I've had to do work around the city. Homeless everywhere. Syringes everywhere. Kooks a plenty. What a shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 14, 2026 08:55 PM (zcI95)

179 Idiot using a VPN thinks they cannot be tracked.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)

That's dedication to your idiot craft.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 08:55 PM (J9H6S)

180 He says we should be looking for efficiency in our government

—

What an awesome idea.

Posted by: DOGE at October 14, 2026 08:56 PM (0PAqi)

181 Cope needs a DERP helmet and a spit mask, for it's protection and ours.

Posted by: Dysfunction Afoot at October 14, 2026 08:56 PM (EdP2u)

182 Hey fag, why are you here *now*? Shouldn't you wait until the moment of the Glorious Peoples' Victory For Precious Democracies?

Or is that why your name is 'cope'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 14, 2026 08:57 PM (3mtzY)

183 149 Maybe it's

THE SON OF HOWARD DEAN!

Spooky, huh?
Posted by: fd

I did not know Howard Dean's bastard love child loved attending glory holes at the Stop and Pump Truck Stop and Love Emporium.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:57 PM (E4rtv)

184 That's dedication to your idiot craft.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
======
I am sure it uses the free VPNs where the Chicoms or the Indian scammers will steal all his info and empty his bank accounts.

He will be ten cent posting to support himself forever after that reaming.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:59 PM (E4rtv)

185 182 Hey fag, why are you here *now*? Shouldn't you wait until the moment of the Glorious Peoples' Victory For Precious Democracies?

Or is that why your name is 'cope'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
=======
Some trolls can never learn to read the audience. This place is the internet equivalent of a biker bar online compared to something like Disqus.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv)

186
I actually prefer that they end up on Bluesky wailing at the world. Keeps them off the streets and serves as a reminder that there are nuts among us like Pod people.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 08:51 PM (E4rtv)

__________

Also, if you're not as angry and bitter as they are, then you must be blindly living in a never-never land.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 09:03 PM (eRlcH)

187 Israhell says bomb Iran

Trump the the cuck bows down

America suffers

High inflation

Boo the Jew

Posted by: Yeeaarrgghhhh at October 14, 2026 09:03 PM (rAQ15)

188 Insane clown pussy

Posted by: fd at October 14, 2026 09:04 PM (MWfyi)

189 Daisy, our delightful Malinois, has a rain sense.

We got a good dose of rain overnight, and it was still raining steadily when we got up. Daisy just stayed on her couch. But as soon as the rain let up, she started her "let's go outside" routine. It's not just hearing the rainfall. She seems to sense when it's about to let up and starts nudging us then to get ready.

Not a water dog.

This is not our Daisy.
youtu.be/H0Xqq2qf-_A

Posted by: mindful webworker - Malinois pronounced like Illinois? at October 14, 2026 09:04 PM (svcNg)

190
Asheville is a dark blue dot of intense stupid in a sea of red Western NC.

We went there because they had a shopping mall, then we left.
Posted by: ballistic

Is the mall still there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2026 09:05 PM (Cqx++)

191 Someone should have told tonight's online troll to stop taking the brown acid.

He's even more incoherent than usual.

Even his nic has changed into a scream--possibly a cry for help.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 09:05 PM (FZ29D)

192 We got a good dose of rain overnight, and it was still raining steadily when we got up. Daisy just stayed on her couch. But as soon as the rain let up, she started her "let's go outside" routine. It's not just hearing the rainfall. She seems to sense when it's about to let up and starts nudging us then to get ready.

Not a water dog.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Malinois pronounced like Illinois? at October 14, 2026 09:04 PM (svcNg)
----
I bet she smells the petrichor.

Apparently human noses are highly attuned to the scent of petrichor as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 09:07 PM (FZ29D)

193 He says we should be looking for efficiency in our government!

Standard Democrat pablum for the idiots.
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2026 08:52 PM (5rh/l)

I think we could find near hundreds of billions of fraud.

BUT, BUT, BUT Bilionaires!!!

Dishes done and microwave washed. You're right about pablum for the masses. There was nothing extraordinary there. It seemed well rehearsed standard talking points EVERY DEM should always spout out not to scare the normies.

On the plus side, it's CNN so very few people will have seen this. The anit-creepy medication he took was very effective.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 09:09 PM (Sco7b)

194 Also, if you're not as angry and bitter as they are, then you must be blindly living in a never-never land.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
=====
I am reminded of Mephistopheles in Faust, "Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it,"

Bluesky types wail because they have lost their connection to the Lord of All and it is existential despair and hell on earth accordingly for them.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:09 PM (E4rtv)

195 He says we should be looking for efficiency in our government!

Standard Democrat pablum for the idiots.
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2026

DOGE supporter?

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2026 09:10 PM (lCppi)

196 I admit I am amused watching the trolls get kicked around on here, but I can't help thinking, they're masochists and get off on the abuse.

Feed them nothing and let a thousand banhammers bloom.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just my peculiar pinion at October 14, 2026 09:11 PM (svcNg)

197
DOGE supporter?
Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2026 09:10 PM (lCppi)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 09:11 PM (eRlcH)

198 Is the mall still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2026 09:05 PM (Cqx++)
-----

No idea. I haven't been back to Asheville in 25+ years.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 09:11 PM (oqH4h)

199 191 Someone should have told tonight's online troll to stop taking the brown acid.

He's even more incoherent than usual.

Even his nic has changed into a scream--possibly a cry for help.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
=====
Seen this on other websites where a former commenter went off their meds and returned after being banned to harass people. Fixation on TJM and Dave in Fla probably is because the election and lack of meds has stirred them up.

Or it could be part of the gaymondo troll consortium which seems to have the drive by troll contract for the place.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:12 PM (E4rtv)

200 196 I admit I am amused watching the trolls get kicked around on here, but I can't help thinking, they're masochists and get off on the abuse.

Feed them nothing and let a thousand banhammers bloom.
Posted by: mindful webworker
======
Rule is mainly to not quote the trolls as it interferes with the banhammer. With Pixy now rewriting software using AI, the trip for gay and fake trolls is about to probably get rougher if and when he gets around to rewriting Minxy.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:14 PM (E4rtv)

201 This guy seems to be just a garden variety retard with a jew hardon. Really not that remarkable.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 09:14 PM (oqH4h)

202 I bet she smells the petrichor.…
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Petrichor? She usually does her biznizz out in the tall grass not close to the house, so we don't smell it that much.😁

Posted by: mindful webworker - When the wind is off the pasture south of us, however... at October 14, 2026 09:16 PM (svcNg)

203 if and when he gets around to rewriting Minxy

As I recall, the schedule is #twoweeks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - again at October 14, 2026 09:18 PM (svcNg)

204 195 He says we should be looking for efficiency in our government!

Standard Democrat pablum for the idiots.
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2026

DOGE supporter?

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2026 09:10 PM (lCppi)

Sorry. not sure what you're asking, LASue. DOGE wasn't mentioned by either of them.

The guy asking Tali-man the questions was not having any of the "We'll Dig Our Way Out of the Debt by Taxing the Rich" Dem Party Line. Soon as Tali-man was done reciting the Holy Talking Points, the questioner followed up saying, as we here all know, that taxing the rich more cannot begin to balance the budget, and soon we will have to make hard choices about what FedGov can fund. At that moment Tali-man was literally saved by the bell signaling the end of the intelligent guy's time.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2026 09:18 PM (5rh/l)

205 This guy seems to be just a garden variety retard with a jew hardon. Really not that remarkable.

Bog-standard leftard. Barely functional, but cares a lot about what the other unemployed half-wits think.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2026 09:19 PM (4Je4D)

206 Rule is mainly to not quote the trolls as it interferes with the banhammer. With Pixy now rewriting software using AI, the trip for gay and fake trolls is about to probably get rougher if and when he gets around to rewriting Minxy.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:14 PM (E4rtv)
----
I wonder if they could be redirected to a parallel version of the main comment page where AI generates the most rude, obnoxious, and cruel insults imaginable.

They get to wallow in their own filth, oblivious to the fact that they're now isolated from the main comments...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 14, 2026 09:21 PM (FZ29D)

207 201 This guy seems to be just a garden variety retard with a jew hardon. Really not that remarkable.
Posted by: ballistic
====
Was around on the ONT a couple of days ago. Same handle and a hardon for TJM and Dave in Fla. Could be a bot troll but why someone would bother is beyond me.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:21 PM (E4rtv)

208 At that moment Tali-man was literally saved by the bell signaling the end of the intelligent guy's time.
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2026 09:18 PM (5rh/l)

Despite my dislike for him, he managed to come across as 'normal-ish.'

Did you get that impression? I hope he loses big-time but this was a CNN showcase where his only job was to puke out the rehearsed talking points and not be scary weird.

And he did that in the hour I watched.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 09:22 PM (Sco7b)

209 I wonder if they could be redirected to a parallel version of the main comment page where AI generates the most rude, obnoxious, and cruel insults imaginable.

They get to wallow in their own filth, oblivious to the fact that they're now isolated from the main comments...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I think that is going to be the future of anti troll defenses, raging in a virtual rubber room filled with bots.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

210 If you pay the trolls no attention, they get no satisfaction.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 09:23 PM (yEz+x)

211 210 If you pay the trolls no attention, they get no satisfaction.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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A lot of them now are bots elsewhere and that may be the case here. Certainly is on X nowadays.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 09:24 PM (E4rtv)

212 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons. Tried to post a comment from my phone while enjoying Wing Nite in Elnora, and wound up writing the comment in the "url" box. I don't know how those of you who routinely comment on phones do it. Clumsier than trying to thread a needle while wearing boxing gloves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2026 09:24 PM (quk5M)

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