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Ilhan "Omar" Falsified Her Birth Date In Her Immigration Paperwork

She lied about being 17 when she applied for citizenship, because the law stated that a minor could piggyback off a naturalized parent's citizenship but an adult couldn't.

So she changed her actual age, 18 or 19, to 17.

Then her staffers changed her Wikipedia entry, which had shown her real birthdate, to her fraudulent birthdate, so that it would agree with her fraudulent immigration paperwork.

That last part isn't illegal. It just shows she knows she was lying all along.


Minnesota Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar's staff reportedly got her birthdate changed in public records shortly after she was elected to the House in 2018, which would make her a year younger than previously documented, according to records.

The revelation comes amid concerns that the congresswoman misrepresented her age to secure American citizenship. Omar has claimed that she was 17-years-old when she became a citizen in 2000, but previous records noted that she was born in 1981, meaning she was either 18 or 19 when she became a U.S. citizen.

The records have since been updated to show the congresswoman was born in 1982, despite it saying 1981 for the entire time she served in the state legislature, and for months into her first Congressional term, the New York Post reported.

...

Omar, who was born in Somalia, has claimed that she became a citizen through her father, who became a naturalized citizen, but that's only an option if she was a minor when it happened.

Actually he wasn't her father. Her real father was Nur Said Elmi, but he couldn't get a visa, because he was a Somali war-criminal trained in revolutionary warfare by the literal communists. So she pretended to be a part of the "Omar" family.

That's why she could marry her brother -- last name "Elmi" -- without everyone immediately realizing that it was her brother.


David Steinberg reports this is a "an open and shut case" with no questions about the facts of Ilhan "Omar's" crime spree. The only questions are about the statute of limitations.

But there is no statute of limitations for deporting someone who obtained citizenship or a visa fraudulently.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 12:13 PM (zjgNU)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)

3 Nooded. And good afternoon, Ace!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 14, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

4 "That's not a crime. It's okay to lie to federal officials if it increases diversity."
-Bill Kristol, 87.4% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:14 PM (jxbDg)

5 Deport

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2026 12:14 PM (YwEeS)

6 HA! So, is that falsification not subject to statute of limitations?

Because these invaders are like Al Capone. I'll take ANYTHING we can get to send them away.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 12:14 PM (zjgNU)

7 Trebuchet that bitch.

Into a volcano.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

8 I don't care if she is not prosecuted just ship her back to the shithole she belongs in.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (YwEeS)

9 I'll repost since nood was called. Another drive by, sorry to not be around much 😥

Repost from my X feed...

Had to argue with someone about Ohio early vote. Figured I'd post a summary.

Remember that in 2022, the GOP won both the Governor and Senate races, and did so easily.

In 2026 mail vote is way down, but IPEV is up a decent amount over 2022.

However, if you look at total early vote, you see the following:

Cleveland is 15% of their 2022 EV

Ohio as a whole is 16% of 2022.

Cleveland IPEV is running about 1300 per day right now. That needs to increase to 6500 per day to equal 2022 total EV. That is a 5x increase in voting per day.

Ohio IPEV is running about 38,000 per day. That needs to increase to 58,000 per day to meet the 2022 benchmark, or a 35% increase.

I'll leave it to speculation what the meaning is of one of the 5 core Democrat strongholds being 1/5th of the needed rate compared to the state as a whole being 2/3rds of the needed rate.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (rvnbR)

10 Deport this ho!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

11 Because these invaders are like Al Capone. I'll take ANYTHING we can get to send them away.

I'd say she was late returning books to the library, but I very much doubt she does a lot of reading.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

12 9 I'll leave it to speculation what the meaning is of one of the 5 core Democrat strongholds being 1/5th of the needed rate compared to the state as a whole being 2/3rds of the needed rate.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at October 14, 2026 12:11 PM (rvnbR)

=======

If you operate under the assumption that Ohio is simply a very Republican state that isn't going to materially change within the next few cycles, it becomes easier to see through the bullshit.

But, if you're hanging onto hope that the guy who lost 2 years ago as an incumbent is surging to victory this year over issues he's not even campaigning on, well, then you can see depressed black precinct turnout as not an issue because white progressives in NYC hate Husted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (jxbDg)

13 "But there is no statute of limitations for deporting someone who obtained citizenship or a visa fraudulently."

Ah, the answer was in the post.

But who reads that!!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (zjgNU)

14 13 "But there is no statute of limitations for deporting someone who obtained citizenship or a visa fraudulently."

Ah, the answer was in the post.

But who reads that!!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (zjgNU)

======

A post?

What is it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (jxbDg)

15 Willow of the willow:


I'll leave it to speculation what the meaning is of one of the 5 core Democrat strongholds being 1/5th of the needed rate compared to the state as a whole being 2/3rds of the needed rate.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla



Ooooh, I know, I know, call on me!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

16 Much wailing & gnashing of teeth will ensue.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (RjTGW)

17 I at least skim the posts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK)

18 Some people did some stuff -

Posted by: meh at October 14, 2026 12:17 PM (bsDXW)

19 >>A post?

What is it?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 14, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

20 I really hope nothing comes of this. Because if Something Happens[sup]TM[/sup] I'll have a heart attack from all the blood in my body rushing to my penis for the biggest erection the world has ever seen.

So please, let Nothing Happen[sup]TM[/sup]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

21 So please, let Nothing Happen[sup]TM[/sup]

You can count on it.

Posted by: That guy who always says nothing will happen at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

22 I'm hoping they have more than this against her....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (+gK6I)

23 Willowed: >>> Please say that the Obamas are among them. Lie if you must.

Susan Rice is still on the Board of Directors. They ain't going anywhere.

I would rather tell you sad truths than pretty lies. This is why I'm not popular at parties. Or talking politics with anyone other than the Horde, and my husband.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (Toos7)

24 Deport and airdrop her and her staff over Mogadishu

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (p85pi)

25 I think the administration had better fast track whatever they intend to do with this bitch. There's a raft of lawyers and judges that are just itching to get in the way of her deportation/denaturalization or whatever.

And I'm sure the House will start some sort of shit too.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (RORbl)

26 14 13 "But there is no statute of limitations for deporting someone who obtained citizenship or a visa fraudulently."

Ah, the answer was in the post.

But who reads that!!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (zjgNU)

======

A post?

What is it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (jxbDg)

Where someone leaves Mitch McConnel after he's done being a Senator.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (l3cgK)

27 Deport this ho!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

Divest, denaturalize, deport.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (dK+Kv)

28 Now, let’s have the ball drop on her financial crimes …

Posted by: RI Red at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (LMRVO)

29 I'll leave it to speculation what the meaning is of one of the 5 core Democrat strongholds being 1/5th of the needed rate compared to the state as a whole being 2/3rds of the needed rate.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla



Ooooh, I know, I know, call on me!

Okay... What does it mean ?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2026 12:19 PM (+gK6I)

30 25 I think the administration had better fast track whatever they intend to do with this bitch. There's a raft of lawyers and judges that are just itching to get in the way of her deportation/denaturalization or whatever.

And I'm sure the House will start some sort of shit too.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (RORbl)

=======

Denaturalization is an Article III process that requires going through the judicial system. There's a host of precedent for it.

It's going through the judicial system no matter what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:19 PM (jxbDg)

31 BUT MY NORMS!!!!

Posted by: OLD GOP LOSER at October 14, 2026 12:19 PM (53oGX)

32 Ooooh, I know, I know, call on me!

Okay... What does it mean ? [/i

It means the Dems are sucking wind.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

33 We need targeted enforcement.

Make a special division in ICE that goes over EVERY Somali's papers.

If they made the slightest misrepresentation, send their whole family back.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 12:19 PM (zjgNU)

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

35 Denaturize vs denaturalize...
Discuss...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:20 PM (l3cgK)

36 I think they've got her on the immigration stuff. They are now subpoenaing her relatives to get information from them as well. Sounds like they already have what they need to deport her.

Still, I'm even more interested in the fraud investigations. They could bring down a whole web of Democrat corruption in Minnesota and maybe beyond.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)

37 Denaturize vs denaturalize...
Discuss...


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Denature at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

38 They're very good at fraud. I'm surprised their country isn't fabulously wealthy!

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (bFEbV)

39 In a now infamous quote, von Foerster predicted, “Our great—great—grandchildren will not starve to death,” von Foerster and his co-authors wrote. “They will be squeezed to death.” Homo sapiens’ last gasping breath, they predicted, would peter out in the fall of 2026.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (AFudc)

40

Im sorry, but she is black and this country owes a debt to blacks.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (VuTBl)

41 But couldn't she claim the original date was an error? And couldn't she pay the Somalia authorities to back her up with false documents?

I guess a case could be made that if the documents were in error when she applied, she should have fixed them first, but then you have to convince a judge.

I don't know. I see Hillary all free and shit, and obama, and all the rest and I think fat chance of justice in this world.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (Z19BQ)

42 17 I at least skim the posts...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Calling BS! You are at the top of the Wall of Shame every week. You leave no time for reading at all. Not sure you can.

Posted by: Reading Is Fun-Da-Mental! at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (EdP2u)

43 25 I think the administration had better fast track whatever they intend to do with this bitch. There's a raft of lawyers and judges that are just itching to get in the way of her deportation/denaturalization or whatever.

And I'm sure the House will start some sort of shit too.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Eh, the swift warrant was probably as much to do with financial crimes as it was her citizenship status. Her sister ran a ngo that got a huge US government grant under Biden that is connected with Learing Centers, etc.

She is pretty much toast whether she goes to prison or agrees to flee abroad giving up US citizenship in lieu of her sentence. But I think DoJ is going to rub this dogshit in the face of Democrats in MN for awhile yet.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

44 40

Im sorry, but she is black and this country owes a debt to blacks.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (VuTBl)

======

Even those who only came from Africa a few decades ago and their only ancestral connection to slavery is as slave traders?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:22 PM (jxbDg)

45 You don't have to go home...but, you can't stay here.

GTFO

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 12:22 PM (GHE5A)

46 Omar's sister is also on the take. And her pasty white hubby. You're going to have to deport the entire family if you truly want to get all of their grift out of MN. I'll even let them deport the hubby! And he was born here.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Toos7)

47 39 In a now infamous quote, von Foerster predicted, “Our great—great—grandchildren will not starve to death,” von Foerster and his co-authors wrote. “They will be squeezed to death.” Homo sapiens’ last gasping breath, they predicted, would peter out in the fall of 2026.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (AFudc)

It's not yet November 13, 2026...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:22 PM (l3cgK)

48 46 Omar's sister is also on the take. And her pasty white hubby. You're going to have to deport the entire family if you truly want to get all of their grift out of MN. I'll even let them deport the hubby! And he was born here.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Toos7)

They ain't the only Somalis that are there causing trouble...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (l3cgK)

49 It wasn't sex with a minor. For God's sake, she's my sister! It's ok!

Posted by: Ahmed Elmi at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (89Yee)

50 Even if that statute of limitations is not in play, you've got to have the political will to see it through to the end.

Dem's will scream bloody murder.

Posted by: WisRich at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (G0vdT)

51 43
She is pretty much toast whether she goes to prison or agrees to flee abroad giving up US citizenship in lieu of her sentence. But I think DoJ is going to rub this dogshit in the face of Democrats in MN for awhile yet.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 12:22 PM (E4rtv)

=======

I assume every legal path the administration is taking has an eye towards 2028 as the real end of the potential road both from a practical point of view and a political point of view.

Getting Omar deported in late 2027 right as the Democrat primary for president is ramping up would do marvels for messaging on the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (jxbDg)

52 Afternoon Ace.
I think the Feds are not only going vafter her for immigration fraud, but for the "Feeding our Future " $250 m theft by her Somali clan. At least four people are in jail for it already

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (V2IGM)

53 38 They're very good at fraud. I'm surprised their country isn't fabulously wealthy!
Posted by: t-bird

Traditionally they were pirates and raiders. So crime is built into the culture. Found a record of one of my ancestors who with his wife, was a ship captain in the 1600's--their ship was captured by pirates off of East Africa around Somalia and they both died. Probate records told the sad story.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (E4rtv)

54 49 It wasn't sex with a minor. For God's sake, she's my sister! It's ok!

Posted by: Ahmed Elmi at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (89Yee)

If she isn't good enough for family, she isn't good enough for us.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)

55 r/TheBulwark

They’re testing the waters with her. They know moderate Dems, who control party leadership, see her as a far left, antisemitic liability. If the response from Jeffries and the like seems mid in the GOP’s eyes, they’ll start harassing more Dems they have an ax to grind with to normalize it more and more.

Remember that time she criticized an arms deal, and the Biden DoJ immediately opened an investigation into her with no evidence?

You're completely unhinged if you think Democrats will take this lying down. No matter what anyone thinks of Omar, she's a blue seat, and Dems protect their own.

Sure, they want to denaturalize and deport her. But how is a raid on her home going to help with that? If they want to find a mistake in her paperwork, they can comb through the paperwork without setting foot in her house.

The purpose of the raid was to intimidate her and others and to provide joy to the MAGA base.

we'll probably soon start hearing allusions to drugs, child abuse, illegal weapons, eating pets and unnatural sexual practices.
With no proof provided, just whispers.
Enough to get the fever dreams going.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (t19vo)

56 >>I'll leave it to speculation what the meaning is of one of the 5 core Democrat strongholds being 1/5th of the needed rate compared to the state as a whole being 2/3rds of the needed rate.


Maybe we can compromise?

Posted by: 3/5 at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (GHE5A)

57 At closing time who would want to go home with Ilham Nur?

Shut-up Wesley.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (p85pi)

58 Some context on denaturalization:

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2107271254059233680

@derzum_
·
Oct 5
From 1990 to 2017, just 305 cases to revoke citizenship were filed. From 1967 to 2017, fewer than 150 cases actually succeeded.

Trump's DOJ has now filed 163 cases for denaturalization in 20 months, more than half the 27 year total in less than a tenth of the time.

-------

It's very rare, but Trump's DOJ is trying to make it much less rare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (jxbDg)

59 50 Even if that statute of limitations is not in play, you've got to have the political will to see it through to the end.

Dem's will scream bloody murder.

Posted by: WisRich at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM (G0vdT)

Hah! Love your hash.

BTW, That's how you know you're over the target.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)

60 It's like the climactic scene of "Chinatown":

"My brother!" (slap) "My father!" (slap) "My brother!"

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 12:25 PM (Av6i5)

61 Deport and airdrop her and her staff over Mogadishu
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:18 PM (p85pi)

With the finest Temu parachutes that money can buy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2026 12:25 PM (quk5M)

62 There is a better chance of me getting deported than this obscene cvnt. No judge, including our esteemed scotus “justices” will ever allow it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 12:25 PM (k3anH)

63 Democrats are always screaming bloody murder, be it a hangnail or Maryland Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:26 PM (p85pi)

64 I assume every legal path the administration is taking has an eye towards 2028 as the real end of the potential road both from a practical point of view and a political point of view.

Getting Omar deported in late 2027 right as the Democrat primary for president is ramping up would do marvels for messaging on the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The repeated drubbing of Democrat official complicity in MN in Somali fraud is creating an opening for the GOP. Trump did not lose MN by that much and now suddenly the Senate race and the AG race are competitive there. Dunno about governor's race as I think Klobachar may have stepped down as senator to run for governor because she knew what was coming down the pike.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

65 we'll probably soon start hearing allusions to drugs, child abuse, illegal weapons, eating pets and unnatural sexual practices.
With no proof provided, just whispers.
Enough to get the fever dreams going.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (t19vo)

But that would be from the dem/commie handbook!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:26 PM (l3cgK)

66 >>Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 14, 2026 12:24 PM (t19vo)

Simply amazing. Heavily Dem district - even if she's bounced, it ain't going Rep anytime soon.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 14, 2026 12:27 PM (NcvvS)

67 60 It's like the climactic scene of "Chinatown":

"My brother!" (slap) "My father!" (slap) "My brother!"
Posted by: zombie
=====
You left out My Goat! (slap).

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 12:27 PM (E4rtv)

68 Speaking of squeezed to death...

I don't know if Nurse is here, or other WA Morons... but I know you are voting on whether to allow an income tax in November. I hope the voters in WA have enough sense to nix it! And can overcome any ballot fraud. Because I'm sure the governor is salivating over the idea of getting that money.

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2026 12:27 PM (Toos7)

69 The statute of limitation issues are interesting, and there may be a path through beyond denaturalization.

As I understand it, there's a 5-year SoL in federal fraud cases, with a 10-year SoL for certain immigration frauds. These have long past, and there is no criminal "discovery" rule that I'm aware of.

But (again, as I understand it) for certain ongoing or scheme-like criminal fraud claims, the SoL doesn't start running until the last act in the scheme. So, if she tried to cover up her fraud by scrubbing Wiki in 2018, it's possible -- possible -- that the SoL didn't start running until then.

For civil actions, there is a SoL "discovery rule." So that's always an option, but I want to see this thundercunting cockroach face criminal charges.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

70 In a will to win situation, I like Trump at the helm. Deport, deport, deport.

I will prepare to be disappointed.

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 14, 2026 12:28 PM (cS1cw)

71 >>Sure, they want to denaturalize and deport her. But how is a raid on her home going to help with that? If they want to find a mistake in her paperwork, they can comb through the paperwork without setting foot in her house.


These people.

These are not the Best and Brightest people.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 12:28 PM (GHE5A)

72 63 Democrats are always screaming bloody murder, be it a hangnail or Maryland Man.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:26 PM (p85pi)
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True dat. We can throw the "no one is above the law" mantra back in their face.

Posted by: WisRich at October 14, 2026 12:28 PM (G0vdT)

73 "Forget it Jake, its Somalitown."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:28 PM (p85pi)

74 >>Even if that statute of limitations is not in play, you've got to have the political will to see it through to the end.

>>Dem's will scream bloody murder.

Call me crazy but I don't think the guys who survived the Russia lie, the Ukraine lie, a bullet to the head and years of made up bullshit lawfare against him, his family and supporters lacks the will.

I think he relishes this opportunity at payback.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:28 PM (viF8m)

75
So, the Commie warlord had a good enough attorney to whitewash his family's shady ass immigration? Color me shocked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 12:29 PM (BI5O2)

76 >>It just shows she knows she was lying all along.

Using the Ceasar Santos example, she needs to be expelled from The House.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 14, 2026 12:29 PM (XV/Pl)

77 I was told by reputable sources that members of congress are indeed above the law just this morning.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 14, 2026 12:29 PM (0U5gm)

78 Officers responded to a call Tuesday from a local resident who had discovered what appeared to be grenades dating back to the war among the contents of their estate haul, according to the Austin Police Association. A police bomb squad confirmed the grenades were live and active, meaning they contained explosive material and could potentially denotate.

Squad members were able to seize and remove the devices, while officers "quickly secured the scene, set up a perimeter, and kept neighbors safe," the police association said, praising the bomb squad for their expertise as well as their "steady nerves."

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 12:29 PM (AFudc)

79 They have grounds to kick her out. The Will though? There’s also the matter of the Legion of Communist judges lined up to say nope, not so fast.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Gqar8)

80 >>> The purpose of the raid was to intimidate her and others and to provide joy to the MAGA base.

Yes, because only republicans would be so low as to do that!

Posted by: Democrats rifling through Melania's panty drawer during the Mar A Lago raid at October 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Toos7)

81 Trebuchet that bitch.

Into a volcano.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 12:14 PM

Then launch the volcano into the sun. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2026 12:31 PM (2e8h4)

82 I don't know if Nurse is here, or other WA Morons... but I know you are voting on whether to allow an income tax in November. I hope the voters in WA have enough sense to nix it! And can overcome any ballot fraud. Because I'm sure the governor is salivating over the idea of getting that money.
Posted by: LizLem


As if Washington weren't expensive enough already...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 12:32 PM (vJrRc)

83 >>They have grounds to kick her out. The Will though? There’s also the matter of the Legion of Communist judges lined up to say nope, not so fast.

They might. But federal courts have no jurisdiction over what the House does with it's members.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:32 PM (viF8m)

84 Denaturize vs denaturalize...
Discuss...

What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Denature

*Kicks rocks.*

Posted by: Defenstrate at October 14, 2026 12:32 PM (24ti1)

85 I will just say that it appears that everyone in DC was aware and knew that Omar was lying through her teeth about her immigration status. Everyone.

Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2026 12:32 PM (Oy/m2)

86 WisRich

Also: "If she has nothing to hide..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM (p85pi)

87 83 >>They have grounds to kick her out. The Will though? There’s also the matter of the Legion of Communist judges lined up to say nope, not so fast.

They might. But federal courts have no jurisdiction over what the House does with it's members.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:32 PM (viF8m)

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"Expelling leftists from the House who hate America and lied on their naturalization papers is not America First."
-Thomas Massie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM (jxbDg)

88 No human being who was raised in the US could ever possibly believe that nobody's above Duh Law. Some may mouth that Party platitude. But, aside from an off-the-boat rube who never lived a day of his life here, nobody believes it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)

89
These people.

These are not the Best and Brightest people.
Posted by: garrett
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You can tell that in person when they are working at the DMV.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

90
>>there is no statute of limitations for deporting someone who obtained citizenship or a visa fraudulently.

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That's what I thought all this time!

It can't be like "Oh shoot you're actually Hitler but you fooled us on your visa application five years and one day ago, so now you're a Yankee, here's your SS number -- and that's Social Security here, not the other thing."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM (mmrXZ)

91 > But federal courts have no jurisdiction over what the House does with it's members.

So the courts could say, "Deport her!" and the House could block that? "She's a duly elected member and we're not allowing her to be deported?"

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM (mkw2N)

92 85 I will just say that it appears that everyone in DC was aware and knew that Omar was lying through her teeth about her immigration status. Everyone.

Posted by: dantesed at October 14, 2026 12:32 PM (Oy/m2)

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And it was always against the law for her to do it. The only problem was that we didn't have an executive interested in doing executive things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:34 PM (jxbDg)

93 Has her Muslim girlfriend, Rashida Ttalbid ( sp)) started boo-hooing yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 12:34 PM (JrHfD)

94 The purpose of the raid was to intimidate her and others and to provide joy to the MAGA base.

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Yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 12:34 PM (BI5O2)

95 I see that 'nothing will happen' has been covered. Well done, guys.

Posted by: Don Black at October 14, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

96 91 So the courts could say, "Deport her!" and the House could block that? "She's a duly elected member and we're not allowing her to be deported?"

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM (mkw2N)

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The House couldn't stop her deportation.

I assume it would be a matter of law that since she was never legally a citizen, her membership in the House becomes null and void.

But JackStraw is talking about before a legal ruling against her, what the House can do to her and who can force her out of the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (jxbDg)

97 I continue to believe that the immigration fraud angle is just one of several the DOJ is looking at with this vile bitch.

I think her financial crimes may be the real focus. There's the fake winery and highly suspicious financial transactions involving that venture and her financial disclosures. That investigation could also ensnare her odious fake husband. He's pure sleaze and scum.

But there's also what were almost certainly yuge kickbacks if not outright participation in the billion-dollar Somali "learing center" and similar frauds.

No SoL issues with these crimes. And many people are sitting in prison for a long time over financial crimes. Martha Stewart was an A-List celeb and got 6 months in prison for minor bullshit involving financial crimes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

98 52 Afternoon Ace.
I think the Feds are not only going vafter her for immigration fraud, but for the "Feeding our Future " $250 m theft by her Somali clan. At least four people are in jail for it already
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 12:23 PM

I'm betting the geniuses from the Learing Centers are singing like canaries.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (EROzA)

99 95 I see that 'nothing will happen' has been covered. Well done, guys.

Posted by: Don Black at October 14, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

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We'll never even get indictments!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (jxbDg)

100 >>So the courts could say, "Deport her!" and the House could block that? "She's a duly elected member and we're not allowing her to be deported?"

No, not federal law. House rules. If the House votes to kick her out of the House she's out.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (viF8m)

101 >>> As if Washington weren't expensive enough already... Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 12:32 PM (vJrRc)

So true!

WA is also voting in November on whether biological boys can be in girl's sports. I could totally see a democrat checking no on the income tax and yet allowing the other.

Posted by: Democrats rifling through Melania's panty drawer during the Mar A Lago raid at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Toos7)

102 Glenn Beck looks pretty good.

Can the tell Ilhan's age by her circumcision scars?

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 12:36 PM (2ap+5)

103 97 But there's also what were almost certainly yuge kickbacks if not outright participation in the billion-dollar Somali "learing center" and similar frauds.

No SoL issues with these crimes. And many people are sitting in prison for a long time over financial crimes. Martha Stewart was an A-List celeb and got 6 months in prison for minor bullshit involving financial crimes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

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And, it should be remembered, that black, female House member from Florida who stole $5 million from FEMA has been indicted and resigned her House seat in the past year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:36 PM (jxbDg)

104 A police bomb squad confirmed the grenades were live and active, meaning they contained explosive material and could potentially denotate.

Squad members were able to seize and remove the devices


... does it really count as "seizing" when the owner called them in and effectively surrendered them?

Or is the news media *spit* just demonizing even lawful interactions between police and citizens?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 12:36 PM (vJrRc)

105
It can't be like "Oh shoot you're actually Hitler but you fooled us on your visa application five years and one day ago, so now you're a Yankee, here's your SS number -- and that's Social Security here, not the other thing."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 12:33 PM

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (EROzA)

106 Legally, she is not a citizen and therefore must be expelled from congress.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (0U5gm)

107 From earlier re: Trump in Montana

Someone said it’s for MT-1 which is a dead beat. In 2022 MT-1 it was close, Rep won it by 4. In 2024 Rep won it by 7. So it’s not a gimme seat but it’s a lot closer than it should be for comfort.

Montana redistricted their seats to both be safe red seats. It got a second seat in 2022 and the original districts were both 60-40. But of course. A “judge” said nah bruh you have to give Dems a fighting chance in one of them. Only Democrat states like Mass can have all their seats safe blue. So that’s why MT-1 is competitive.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (k3anH)

108 File under what a shame.
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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧

@TRobinsonNewEra
·
1h
46% of Muslims are considering leaving France in the event of Marine Le Pen's victory in the 2027 presidential election, according to an Ifop poll for Marianne.

Never a better campaign message ✈️

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

109 How many sombreros has Hakim Jeffries* eaten by now?

*Took me a few seconds to remember who the chief Dem goon was.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (p85pi)

110
I want to see this thundercunting cockroach face criminal charges.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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I'd be fine if she was just denaturalized and ejected. I just want her out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (mmrXZ)

111 A cop tried to give me a ticket for my sticker number not matching my plate. Some idiot DMV type put a C instead of a G on my sticker. Cost me $68. Stupid fucker.

Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (Ae6Br)

112 95 I see that 'nothing will happen' has been covered. Well done, guys.
Posted by: Don Black at October 14, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

Well I guess that in this latest Calamity of the Day I could fall into that camp. I hope and want her to be cast adrift in the Atlantic on a small Zodiac raft. I am cynicized by the the obstruction and obfuscation rampant in DC.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 12:38 PM (Gqar8)

113 Kick her ass out of the country! Like yesterday, out, out, out!

Posted by: Case at October 14, 2026 12:38 PM (ROPCF)

114 >>I continue to believe that the immigration fraud angle is just one of several the DOJ is looking at with this vile bitch.

Considering DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro has already confirmed that the immigration issue is just one of the investigations of Omar and her office is running at least one other one, that's a pretty safe bet.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:38 PM (viF8m)

115 > No, not federal law. House rules. If the House votes to kick her out of the House she's out.

Ah. Thank you.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 12:38 PM (mkw2N)

116 No SoL issues with these crimes. And many people are sitting in prison for a long time over financial crimes. Martha Stewart was an A-List celeb and got 6 months in prison for minor bullshit involving financial crimes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

The guilty party there was her broker, she got sent to jail for obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (okun6)

117 I wonder how Montana's soon-to-be-exploding South Asian population will affect the state's politics.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

118 OT-Steve Hilton R candidate for Governor in CA hits Xavier Beccera with ad in Spanish against boys in girls sports: Becerra supports this craziness:

https://tinyurl.com/z5z2a84x



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (JrHfD)

119 Can we somehow figure out to stop these fucking pop ups???
And as to Omar, just do the same thing to her that she would do to us!!

Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (P4Pk9)

120 The purpose of the raid was to intimidate her and others and to provide joy to the MAGA base.

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Yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 12:34 PM (BI5O2)

Endorsed. At least in part.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (J9H6S)

121 association said, praising the bomb squad for their expertise as well as their "steady nerves."
Posted by: SMOD

That's nuthin'! I have my own Bomb Squad reporting to several incidents daily-In My Pants!

Posted by: Joey Otto Pen!! at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (EdP2u)

122 Can the tell Ilhan's age by her circumcision scars?
Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 12:36 PM (2ap+5)

Saw her in half, and count the rings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (quk5M)

123 @TRobinsonNewEra
·
1h
46% of Muslims are considering leaving France in the event of Marine Le Pen's victory in the 2027 presidential election, according to an Ifop poll for Marianne


Those are rookie numbers. Let's get them up to 90%.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

124 117 I wonder how Montana's soon-to-be-exploding South Asian population will affect the state's politics.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

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In what way will it be exploding if new H-1B visas are down 80%, green card issuances are down 50%, and it takes 170 years to get a green card meeting for Indians now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:40 PM (jxbDg)

125 No SoL issues with these crimes. And many people are sitting in prison for a long time over financial crimes. Martha Stewart was an A-List celeb and got 6 months in prison for minor bullshit involving financial crimes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

The guilty party there was her broker, she got sent to jail for obstruction of justice.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (okun6)
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Yea, I know. Hence the phrasing "for minor bullshit involving financial crimes" ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

126 I would be very pleased with half of our Muzzies self deporting.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 12:40 PM (Gqar8)

127 So when is Johnson going to hold a vote to expell her from Congress?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (+PZCW)

128 I mean, seriously, there's no reason to believe anything will come of this.

This is obviously meant to intimidate and wrongfoot Democrats. It's also meant as red meat for the base.

It's October.

How could the redditors pretend to be surprised by the stunts and dirty tricks? The game is the game.

Every year, we have Halloween. Every two years, we have Political Halloween. Everybody takes off the masks and gets back to business on all All Satans Day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

129 12 But, if you're hanging onto hope that the guy who lost 2 years ago as an incumbent is surging to victory this year over issues he's not even campaigning on, well, then you can see depressed black precinct turnout as not an issue because white progressives in NYC hate Husted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (jxbDg)

TJM, I rely on your and whig’s wisdom to keep hoping for the best, but the specter of 2012, when polls were dissected regularly here to promise a Romney win keeps me worried. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: EveR at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (Z/h4+)

130 106 Legally, she is not a citizen and therefore must be expelled from congress.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 14, 2026 12:37 PM (0U5gm)

Yeah, I can the Supremes trying to thread THAT needle. Lawsuit will be LIT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (mP0Kj)

131 Here's some more joy for the MAGA base. Tomorrow in Ft Pierce, Florida that Easter Island Head communist John Brennan will be testifying before a grand jury in the conspiracy against Trump case in which he has already been told his a target.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (viF8m)

132 127 So when is Johnson going to hold a vote to expell her from Congress?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (+PZCW)

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There are at least 3 GOP House members who definitely will vote against that motion.

So, it'd be failure theater right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:42 PM (jxbDg)

133 So where will those Muslims in France move to? England?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:42 PM (p85pi)

134 I would be very pleased with half of our Muzzies self deporting.
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Some moslem self-deportation might be one of the side-benefits of televising Hassan's execution.

Posted by: Crusader at October 14, 2026 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

135 Well I guess that in this latest Calamity of the Day I could fall into that camp. I hope and want her to be cast adrift in the Atlantic on a small Zodiac raft. I am cynicized by the the obstruction and obfuscation rampant in DC.

To say nothing of the onanism and occlusion.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

136 A lot of Muslim “refugees” have ben imported into Missoula. You’ll be shocked to learn crime in Missoula has also increased during this time. Weird coincidence I’m sure.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 12:42 PM (k3anH)

137 46% of Muslims are considering leaving France in the event of Marine Le Pen's victory in the 2027 presidential election, according to an Ifop poll for Marianne.

Never a better campaign message ✈️
Posted by: whig

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leaving for where though? Gonna need a lot of dinghies.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Z19BQ)

138 But there is no statute of limitations for deporting someone who obtained citizenship or a visa fraudulently.

I'm sure any number of Hawaiian judges will say there is, but if she continued to represent herself as born in 1982 she's committed a series of document fraud, extending the date of offense, yes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (nEUC6)

139 She was planning on a rather large increase in her wealth. I am pretty sure the DoJ has an inkling as to where that money was going to come from.

Don’t forget a lot of that fraud was a criminal conspiracy.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (CF3+u)

140 I wonder how Montana's soon-to-be-exploding South Asian population will affect the state's politics.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

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In what way will it be exploding if new H-1B visas are down 80%, green card issuances are down 50%, and it takes 170 years to get a green card meeting for Indians now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:40 PM (jxbDg)
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"Outrageous, racist, and unfair to the Master Race of Indians who selflessly come here to save the tech industry from you stupid lazy Americans"

-- Vivek

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

141 >We'll never even get indictments!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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of course not! Omar's got everything going for her;

leftist Democrat
female
vagina-positive
melanin-enriched
wears kooky ethnic clothes
support from the press

Posted by: Don Black at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (ZxPkt)

142 127 So when is Johnson going to hold a vote to expell her from Congress?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (+PZCW)

House and Senate are both out until after the election...

So they won't HAVE to chose... won't have to do shit.

What a Ko Ink e Dink!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (mP0Kj)

143 129 TJM, I rely on your and whig’s wisdom to keep hoping for the best, but the specter of 2012, when polls were dissected regularly here to promise a Romney win keeps me worried. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: EveR at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (Z/h4+)

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Obama stole 2012. Florida (Broward County), Michigan (Detroit just making up numbers, as the Jill Stein lawsuit in 2016 showed), and Nevada (Harry Reid machine) were enough to get Obama over the line.

I think the poll dissection was right in 2012.

But, we also have years of polling being...very wrong. We have very large examples of polling being off by double digits...this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (jxbDg)

144 In what way will it be exploding if new H-1B visas are down 80%, green card issuances are down 50%, and it takes 170 years to get a green card meeting for Indians now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:40 PM (jxbDg)


From the Hindustan Times:

Well, Indian students in the Montana university system make up the second largest foreign student population, second only to Canada, who's our northern neighbor. So, Indians are already present here in our university system, and there's tremendous opportunity, particularly for Indian companies as they establish their North American beachhead in Montana, for jobs for these American-trained Indians to work with them and to further research, whether it's in aerospace, bioscience, or agri-tech. So this is not something new. This is really just the
next step in the relationship.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 12:44 PM (2ap+5)

145 I'm working but was in the mood to go slumming...

From Daily Kos on Omar...
People have the sadzz

Ilhan Omar stands strong in face of racist DHS raid

Homeland Security agents raided the home of Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, a longtime critic of President Donald Trump who has been the target of his xenophobic, racist, and Islamophobic attacks for years.

The raid was purportedly connected to documents signed by Omar’s late father while he was in the process of seeking asylum as a Somali refugee, when Omar was a child. Omar is a U.S. citizen who has held federal office since 2019.

Led by Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, House Democrats released a statement about the “deeply disturbing” raid, which they said “raises serious questions about the continued corrupt weaponization of the federal government against Donald Trump’s adversaries.”

“For years, Donald Trump and far-right extremists have relentlessly targeted Congresswoman Omar with vile personal attacks and baseless accusations. Now, less than 30 days until the midterm election, his violent mass deportation machine has descended upon the home of a duly elected Member of Congress and her family,” the statement said.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 12:44 PM (Sco7b)

146 I was thinking Vallandigham was a sitting member when Lincoln booted him to the Confederacy, but just looked and his term ended two months before that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2026 12:44 PM (JzUSu)

147 The purpose of the raid was to intimidate her and others and to provide joy to the MAGA base.
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Yes, its from a page from the left's play book: "The best tactics are the ones your team enjoys."

Posted by: Crusader at October 14, 2026 12:44 PM (TN0g+)

148 141 >We'll never even get indictments!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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of course not! Omar's got everything going for her;

leftist Democrat
female
vagina-positive
melanin-enriched
wears kooky ethnic clothes
support from the press

Posted by: Don Black at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (ZxPkt)

But she ain't no crippled trans-gendered lesbian.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:44 PM (l3cgK)

149 Some moslem self-deportation might be one of the side-benefits of televising Hassan's execution.
Posted by: Crusader at October 14, 2026 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

They should have a lottery to determine a one shot opportunity for a civilian

Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 14, 2026 12:45 PM (P4Pk9)

150 BTW have the new reporters at WaPo 2.0, AKA the WSJ, told us yet how these are unproven allegations and will ultimately hurt Trump and Republicans with the voters?

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 12:45 PM (CF3+u)

151 I didn't even know they made Islamic robots.

Humanoid Robot Under Investigation After Alleged Assault on Teen Girl in Germany
. . . .
A 16-year-old girl was molested and harassed by a humanoid-type robot in the German city of Cologne — which notoriously already has enough of a sex assault problem without introducing Chinese-made robots to the equation — leading police to confiscate the four-foot-tall machine.

The girl was standing outside a burger joint in the German city a little after midnight on Sunday morning when the robot approached her from behind, grabbed her buttocks, and thrusted on her, police said.

The victim alerted police to the attack and officers quickly confiscated the robot, and two cell phones, as evidence. It is said males aged 19 and 16-years-old were controlling the robot and livestreaming it to social media, reports Die Welt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 14, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

152 144
From the Hindustan Times:

Well, Indian students in the Montana university system make up the second largest foreign student population, second only to Canada, who's our northern neighbor. So, Indians are already present here in our university system, and there's tremendous opportunity, particularly for Indian companies as they establish their North American beachhead in Montana, for jobs for these American-trained Indians to work with them and to further research, whether it's in aerospace, bioscience, or agri-tech. So this is not something new. This is really just the
next step in the relationship.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 12:44 PM (2ap+5)

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Well, they better get ready to pay the new $70,000 fee for OPT, the $100,000 fee for an H-1B, and deal with the fact that the administration has essentially cut off the H-1B to green card pipeline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:45 PM (jxbDg)

153 I know it's a fantasy to think she'll be deported but with the money she's accumulated, she can live pretty well over there.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2026 12:45 PM (svLOV)

154 Now, less than 30 days until the midterm election, his violent mass deportation machine has descended upon the home of a duly elected Member of Congress and her family,” the statement said.

So, she's a King?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

155 This will be this week's most frustrating edition of "nothing will come of this"

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 14, 2026 12:46 PM (qmxL/)

156 TJM, I rely on your and whig’s wisdom to keep hoping for the best, but the specter of 2012, when polls were dissected regularly here to promise a Romney win keeps me worried. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: EveR at October 14, 2026 12:41 PM (Z/h4+)

No preference cascade incoming?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 12:46 PM (J9H6S)

157 Daily Mail
@DailyMail
Iranian woman, 23, is sentenced to death for blasphemy over a social media post that 'insulted the prophet'

Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Let's see if pink-haired pronoun-having feminists have anything to say about this.

-
[Waves hand in the air] Too! I know! I know!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 14, 2026 12:46 PM (ndZc7)

158 Is there extradition treaty with Somalia?

If they have her, she will flee. She raked in billions probably and has no reason to risk it. But I doubt they have her -- she probably has dozens of high power dems telling her she is untouchable.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (Z19BQ)

159 Eh, the swift warrant was probably as much to do with financial crimes as it was her citizenship status. Her sister ran a ngo that got a huge US government grant under Biden that is connected with Learing Centers, etc.

There are 3 open inquiries on her: her age, her brother marriage, and her financial crimes (e.g. why her net worth was claimed to be $30 million and then suddenly revised to $100,000 when Trump said it was gonna be investigated). I don't see a route by which she's not toast, even if Boasberg is involved.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (2ocoG)

160 Iranian woman, 23, is sentenced to death for blasphemy over a social media post that 'insulted the prophet'

What did she say?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

161 Makes you go hmmmmm.

Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:
Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%


https://tinyurl.com/2auyk9p2

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

162 Nuisance streamers in the mold of Johnny Somali?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:48 PM (p85pi)

163 159 Eh, the swift warrant was probably as much to do with financial crimes as it was her citizenship status. Her sister ran a ngo that got a huge US government grant under Biden that is connected with Learing Centers, etc.

There are 3 open inquiries on her: her age, her brother marriage, and her financial crimes (e.g. why her net worth was claimed to be $30 million and then suddenly revised to $100,000 when Trump said it was gonna be investigated). I don't see a route by which she's not toast, even if Boasberg is involved.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (2ocoG)

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It'll go to SCOTUS no matter what.

And I suspect the Trump admin will win there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:48 PM (jxbDg)

164 I believe at least two books have been written documenting the indeed open-and-shut immigration fraud case. It's like Schweizer with his books on Clinton corruption, far more documented facts than needed for multiple criminal indictments along various lines. Yet - bupkis.

Haven't kept track - where stands the case of the preposterous black congresswoman from NJ who committed assault and other crimes at the detention facility? I believe she was indicted. And yet, unlike the GOP clown from Long Island, don't think she's been expelled merely on indictment (if I have that guy's case right).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 12:48 PM (U/Byj)

165 160 Iranian woman, 23, is sentenced to death for blasphemy over a social media post that 'insulted the prophet'

What did she say?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)

He is fake and ghey.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 12:48 PM (Gqar8)

166 "Outrageous, racist, and unfair to the Master Race of Indians who selflessly come here to save the tech industry from you stupid lazy Americans"

-- Vivek

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

Nailed it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (J9H6S)

167 Now, less than 30 days until the midterm election, his violent mass deportation machine has descended upon the home of a duly elected Member of Congress and her family,” the statement said.
----

If it was *really* a "violent mass deportation machine" we'd already have footage of Ilhan being launched thru the atmosphere via trebuchet.

Posted by: Crusader at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (TN0g+)

168 I know it's a fantasy to think she'll be deported but with the money she's accumulated, she can live pretty well over there.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 14, 2026 12:45 PM (svLOV)

None of her money counts for a squirt of piss next to the river of it she can no longer facilitate. Her family is hated by the current warlords. She has no utility anymore. She's just another Western whore who cavorted with Jews, ran a "vineyard," and has a gay brother.

She won't live well. Or for very long.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

169 Quick check and both u of Montana and Montana state say their total foreign student population is 1-2%. That’s all countries including Canada which give. The probity probably is the most “international” group.

Not sure I see a massive wave of Indians rolling up to the state.

Then again it only takes a few to get the ball rolling and before long those few turn into hundreds then thousands

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (k3anH)

170 Iranian woman, 23, is sentenced to death for blasphemy over a social media post that 'insulted the prophet'

What did she say?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
_________

She said Al-Zutt weren't impressed with Mo's asshole

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

171 He is fake and ghey.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 12:48 PM (Gqar


No and yes

Posted by: The men of Al Zutt at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

172 It seems that Talarico has decided YOLO. He might as well, at this point. Also, who still wears a mask in 2026?

James talarico says Texas oil and gas workers are "destroying the planet" and it's "time to transition" the industry.

https://tinyurl.com/22x3e7aa

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

173 Hmmm... can't find where it is against the law to run for a Congressional seat if you don't meet the requirements...

But... maybe Fraud? Conspiracy? False Advertising?

Maybe raising money for a fraudulent client could get be a Campaign Finance problem?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2026 12:50 PM (mP0Kj)

174 Then her staffers changed her Wikipedia entry, which had shown her real birthdate, to her fraudulent birthdate, so that it would agree with her fraudulent immigration paperwork.

That last part isn't illegal. It just shows she knows she was lying all along.


That's pretty weak sauce to bounce a sitting congressperson out, considering insider trading is highly illegal.

There has to be more that they are sitting on.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2026 12:50 PM (iTxNj)

175 143 Thank you, TJM.

Posted by: EveR at October 14, 2026 12:50 PM (Z/h4+)

176 https://x.com/KalshiPolitics/status/
2110392176974938435

@KalshiPolitics
James Talarico has a 63% chance to beat Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race, according to Kalshi traders.

But what percentage of Texas Senate traders are buying Yes on Talarico?
• All Americans: 46%
• Texans: 42%
• Non-Texas: 48%

-------

Interesting to see this breakdown of betting odds. Essentially, Talarico is favored in the betting odds at Kalshi because of blue states hundreds of miles away from Texas insisting he's going to win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (jxbDg)

177 It seems that Talarico has decided YOLO. He might as well, at this point. Also, who still wears a mask in 2026?

James talarico says Texas oil and gas workers are "destroying the planet" and it's "time to transition" the industry.

https://tinyurl.com/22x3e7aa
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)
___

Bro, give the poor guy a break. He just got over the flu, you know? Have a heart.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

178 A 16-year-old girl was molested and harassed by a humanoid-type robot in the German city of Cologne

The girl was standing outside a burger joint in the German city a little after midnight on Sunday morning when the robot approached her from behind, grabbed her buttocks, and thrusted on her, police said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Ah, good ol' Grabass 6000. He and I had some crazy times back in robot college.....

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)

179 Not hard for me to see her being deported if both the immigration and financial crimes can be proven.

Will some of the far left scream? When don't they? But a whole lot more average taxpaying citizens seem to be waking up and while we might not have the media megaphone they do we are winning day after day so we aren't just a handful.

Imagine the screaming you will hear if the charges are proven and she isn't deported.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (viF8m)

180 $100k H1B fee was overturned by a “judge” long ago.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (k3anH)

181 Maybe I should bet $100 on Paxton.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:52 PM (p85pi)

182 Big ballot issue here in Idaho is Prop 1, the baby murder proposition. It's getting a shit-ton of out of state money, and we are inundated with ads.

Statewide it will a no vote, but I worry about Ada County (Boise).

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2026 12:52 PM (PSEDc)

183 8-ball in the side pocket.

Posted by: The Sinatra Group at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (Q+gd/)

184
There are 3 open inquiries on her: her age, her brother marriage, and her financial crimes (e.g. why her net worth was claimed to be $30 million and then suddenly revised to $100,000 when Trump said it was gonna be investigated). I don't see a route by which she's not toast, even if Boasberg is involved.

Posted by: Ian S.

=================

There should be a fourth: her identity. She is not an "Omar." She is an Elmi.

I can't recall, but I think the Omars are also in on the immigration fraud and knowingly lent their name to the Elmis.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (mmrXZ)

185 172 It seems that Talarico has decided YOLO. He might as well, at this point. Also, who still wears a mask in 2026?

James talarico says Texas oil and gas workers are "destroying the planet" and it's "time to transition" the industry.

https://tinyurl.com/22x3e7aa
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

He has a townhall on CNN tonight at 8pm. Something special for their 700,000 viewers. And the 'Ettes.

A couple of glasses of wine, light some candles, soft music and Talarico on television....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

186
Makes you go hmmmmm.

Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:
Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%

https://tinyurl.com/2auyk9p2
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)



Your post needs a soundtrack

https://tinyurl.com/bsbu623n

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (y9nCu)

187 I believe OPT (a disastrous de facto immigration work-around) may be eliminated completely. I think it's not statute, it's a creation of the bureaucracy via rule-making. Thus subject to elimination without Congress. Could be wrong but I think that's the case. And it should obviously be done, immediately.

The sob stories that are legit (small in number) aren't even a consideration, nationally, when one considers the huge and horrible impact of H1-B/OPT/etc abuse and (under collapsed standards) "legitimate" uses.

So Elon can go eff himself in the face (to use his colorful and erudite formulation).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (U/Byj)

188 James talarico says Texas oil and gas workers are "destroying the planet" and it's "time to transition" the industry.

https://tinyurl.com/22x3e7aa
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

You can't pump soybean oil out of the ground.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (aKiSo)

189 A 16-year-old girl was molested and harassed by a humanoid-type robot in the German city of Cologne

They have Islamo-bots now?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

190 178 A 16-year-old girl was molested and harassed by a humanoid-type robot in the German city of Cologne

The girl was standing outside a burger joint in the German city a little after midnight on Sunday morning when the robot approached her from behind, grabbed her buttocks, and thrusted on her, police said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Ah, good ol' Grabass 6000. He and I had some crazy times back in robot college.....
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)

Cherry Buster 2000?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (mP0Kj)

191 Speaking of de-naturalization, personally I would de-naturalize anyone calling for the abolition of ICE. And the border. Which means much of the Democrat Party. Fuck them.
Anti-Americans, every one of them.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (XEWNi)

192 180 $100k H1B fee was overturned by a “judge” long ago.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (k3anH)

=======

It's fun how you don't take in new information.

https://tinyurl.com/y42zb7j5
https://tinyurl.com/3s4vbu65

If you're relying on "a district court judge in MA said it wasn't okay" as your end of line argument, well, at this point there's no helping you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:54 PM (jxbDg)

193
Imagine the screaming you will hear if the charges are proven and she isn't deported.
Posted by: JackStraw

==================

Starting right here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 12:54 PM (mmrXZ)

194 A couple of glasses of wine, light some candles, soft music and Talarico on television....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

A nice warm bath drawn and ready, and the toaster all plugged in and waiting for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 12:54 PM (aKiSo)

195 187 I believe OPT (a disastrous de facto immigration work-around) may be eliminated completely. I think it's not statute, it's a creation of the bureaucracy via rule-making. Thus subject to elimination without Congress. Could be wrong but I think that's the case. And it should obviously be done, immediately.

The sob stories that are legit (small in number) aren't even a consideration, nationally, when one considers the huge and horrible impact of H1-B/OPT/etc abuse and (under collapsed standards) "legitimate" uses.

So Elon can go eff himself in the face (to use his colorful and erudite formulation).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (U/Byj)

========

The Trump admin is doing the investigatory work on fraud in the OPT program as a prelude to striking it down completely.

They don't want a repeat of DACA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:55 PM (jxbDg)

196 Big ballot issue here in Idaho is Prop 1, the baby murder proposition. It's getting a shit-ton of out of state money, and we are inundated with ads.

Statewide it will a no vote, but I worry about Ada County (Boise).

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2026 12:52 PM (PSEDc)



All the ads supporting it are lies. Big fat lies.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 14, 2026 12:55 PM (XEWNi)

197 >>James Talarico has a 63% chance to beat Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race, according to Kalshi traders.



That's free money for anyone who trades on Kalshi.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 12:55 PM (GHE5A)

198 Hindustan... where we stopped to rest our tired caravan
Hindustan... where the painted peacock proudly spreads his fan
Hindustan... where the purple sunbird flashed across the sand
Hindustan... where I met him and the world began

Posted by: Governor Gianforte at October 14, 2026 12:55 PM (2ap+5)

199 @KalshiPolitics
James Talarico has a 63% chance to beat Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race, according to Kalshi traders.

But what percentage of Texas Senate traders are buying Yes on Talarico?
• All Americans: 46%
• Texans: 42%
• Non-Texas: 48%

Interesting to see this breakdown of betting odds. Essentially, Talarico is favored in the betting odds at Kalshi because of blue states hundreds of miles away from Texas insisting he's going to win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


So how does Kalshi get 63%, when only 46% of bettors are for him? Are those 46% putting down that much more money than the 54% betting on Paxton?

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 12:56 PM (VHUov)

200 >>Maybe I should bet $100 on Paxton.

I've seen 2 polls in the last day that have Paxton winning. Not because the race has changed. Because it's the middle of October and this literally happens every single election.

The media polls are as corrupt as the media. They are used to energize the left and depress our votes. As we get closer to election day they start to reflect reality so they can save even some credibility.

Every single election.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2026 12:56 PM (viF8m)

201 He has a townhall on CNN tonight at 8pm. Something special for their 700,000 viewers. And the 'Ettes.

Oh yeah.. That's gonna be hard hitting...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2026 12:56 PM (+gK6I)

202 Fucking Andy McCarthy who swallowed Russiagate hook line and sinker is both sidesing this slam dunk.

I think I hate Queesbury cons more than radical leftists at this point. At least one has courage.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at October 14, 2026 12:56 PM (PpZze)

203 182 Big ballot issue here in Idaho is Prop 1, the baby murder proposition. It's getting a shit-ton of out of state money, and we are inundated with ads.

Statewide it will a no vote, but I worry about Ada County (Boise).
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2026 12:52 PM (PSEDc)

It's on Nevada's too. We have question 6 (abortion at birth) and 7 (voter ID). Funny thing is there is already protections in place for their infanticide. Why have it voted on again?

Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 12:56 PM (Ae6Br)

204 @136. A lot of Muslim "refugees" have been imported"

Who is importing them? EXPORT them! EXPORT the hell out of them! These people do not belong here, they cannot fit in with our society. They will only bring misery to our country.

Posted by: Case at October 14, 2026 12:56 PM (ROPCF)

205 " I didn't even know they made Islamic robots."

And that is one of my biggest concerns about AI. I have no doubt that they can identify each and every kuffar, then tailor a personal virus for each.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 14, 2026 12:57 PM (GMWTj)

206 Saw a claim that the new Nissian car contracts allow to keep any information gotten from inside the vehicle including sexual

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 12:57 PM (AFudc)

207
So how does Kalshi get 63%, when only 46% of bettors are for him? Are those 46% putting down that much more money than the 54% betting on Paxton?

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 12:56 PM (VHUov)

Yeah it's more money. The number of people betting on a given election outcome is usually more reflective of results than the betting odds.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 14, 2026 12:57 PM (okun6)

208 Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

Ok. Why would any 'ette be interested in watching Talarico unless it's to make fun of him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 12:57 PM (JrHfD)

209 What did she say?
Posted by: 18-1

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 14, 2026 12:57 PM (ndZc7)

210 Betting markets have prop 1 in Idaho at 20% to pass. It was right Aron d 50% until recently. I guess some pols must have been released showing defeat and the market tanked.

You’d think it’s crazy for the left to bother with a ballot measure that allows late term abortions in Idaho. But the left fights on all fronts, even when there’s a low chance of winning. They flood the zone. Because every dollar spent fighting Prop 1 in Idaho is $1 that isn’t available for a close senate race in Ohio.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 12:57 PM (k3anH)

211 There is zero chance Talafreako wins in Texas. Zero. That’s another Democrat fever dream.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 12:58 PM (CF3+u)

212 Statue of Limitations!

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2026 12:58 PM (AKptf)

213 Our big ballot issue here in Missouri is Amendment 3, concerning abortion. The bad guys through clever confusing wording slipped in a legal ruling reinstating abortion in the state, last electoral cycle. The baby murderers are of course pushing their agenda by the old saw of “ a woman’s choice “ / reproductive freedom. Of course. Voting yes on Amendment 3 will codify the restrictions on abortion that Missouri had before their shenanigans.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 12:58 PM (Gqar8)

214 161 Makes you go hmmmmm.

Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:
Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%

https://tinyurl.com/2auyk9p2

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

Bwahahaha. Well, I assumed most of his viewership were bots anyway.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

215 *Points to cargo plane: GET OUT

And take your ugly pirates with you back to Somolia!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (hzuYO)

216 211 There is zero chance Talafreako wins in Texas. Zero. That’s another Democrat fever dream.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 12:58 PM (CF3+u)

========

Blexas gets CA Democrats to donate 9 figures to the DNC every 2 years.

Blexas will stop when CA Democrats wise up.

Which means expect horror stories of Vance losing Texas to Kamala in 2028 through the summer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (jxbDg)

217 I hope Talefreako starts jumping around and acting a complete maniac on tonight's CNN show

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (p85pi)

218 A 16-year-old girl was molested and harassed by a humanoid-type robot in the German city of Cologne

The girl was standing outside a burger joint in the German city a little after midnight on Sunday morning when the robot approached her from behind, grabbed her buttocks, and thrusted on her, police said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Ah, good ol' Grabass 6000. He and I had some crazy times back in robot college.....
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at October 14, 2026 12:51 PM (VHUov)

Cherry Buster 2000?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2026 12:53 PM (mP0Kj)
______

I saw some stills reportedly from the "assault." She's hugging the robot. I suspect this may have been a staged stunt. 48 Hour Rule.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

219 213 Our big ballot issue here in Missouri is Amendment 3, concerning abortion. The bad guys through clever confusing wording slipped in a legal ruling reinstating abortion in the state, last electoral cycle. The baby murderers are of course pushing their agenda by the old saw of “ a woman’s choice “ / reproductive freedom. Of course. Voting yes on Amendment 3 will codify the restrictions on abortion that Missouri had before their shenanigans.

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 12:58 PM (Gqar

Of course, the baby has NO choice, even if it's a girl.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (l3cgK)

220 So the robots playing grab ass are Muslims. Way to go Krauts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (V2IGM)

221 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (Y/06r)

222 214 161 Makes you go hmmmmm.

Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:
Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%

https://tinyurl.com/2auyk9p2

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

Bwahahaha. Well, I assumed most of his viewership were bots anyway.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

=====

We must appeal to his every whim because he reflects the will of the youth (3% of early voters in GA so far).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (jxbDg)

223 So, the SoL is sol?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (p85pi)

224 Ohio is trying to figure out how to avoid electing either Acton or Ramaswamy.

Posted by: Governor Gianforte at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (2ap+5)

225 156 TJM, I rely on your and whig’s wisdom to keep hoping for the best, but the specter of 2012, when polls were dissected regularly here to promise a Romney win keeps me worried. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: EveR

Romney was a straight polling miss--there were two tracks in that race. One assuming that Romney would win narrowly, the other assumed that Obama's new coalition was still large enough even after the glow was gone, to win in 2012. Plus, as we know now, probably a bit of fraud in swing states which has grown like cancer by 2020.

Right now, the better pollsters could and should be using early voting and vote requests to rectify errors in likely voting screens instead of asking about chances of voting or using past recall screening on their votes in 2024. So far, early electorate is whiter, older, and more GOP than 2022 which is the closest past midterm. Can vary a bit by states as VA is an exception to the general trend right now.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)

226 Completely different topic, I'm a little worried about whether Les Schwab is going to be able to correctly install my new wheels and tires.

They allegedly ordered them on Saturday, but the guy who helped me with that didn't put in either my work order information or my appointment for this morning when he did.

Happily he was working today, so the gal who was trying to help me could question him about it, but sheesh.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (vJrRc)

227 MSM will helpfully explain the case is based on a minor a technicality many years ago and the real reason is Trump is racist.

Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (GUOwU)

228 I saw some stills reportedly from the "assault." She's hugging the robot. I suspect this may have been a staged stunt. 48 Hour Rule.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

So are you saying she's Cornelling the bot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

229 Ok. Why would any 'ette be interested in watching Talarico unless it's to make fun of him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 12:57 PM (JrHfD)

Exactly.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (Sco7b)

230 Off to pt. Have fun.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)

231 There are a small number of accounts that move the betting markets. Most of the issues related to states are moved by accounts outside that state.

At some point people will figure out the betting markets are part of the op. They only gain credibility by people moving on the other direction close to the op.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (CF3+u)

232 Not sure I get the russki data center strike/decreased traffic thing.

Thought bots were involved with likes/dislikes, comments, not "views" of video content? So there are bots to generate measured "views" of podcasts etc?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (U/Byj)

233 I saw some stills reportedly from the "assault." She's hugging the robot. I suspect this may have been a staged stunt. 48 Hour Rule.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

Lynch the dirty clankers raping our women folk!

Oh . . . wait.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 01:01 PM (J9H6S)

234 232 Not sure I get the russki data center strike/decreased traffic thing.

Thought bots were involved with likes/dislikes, comments, not "views" of video content? So there are bots to generate measured "views" of podcasts etc?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (U/Byj)

Why not? Get a whole bunch of bots to "watch" vids...at 30x speed, repeatedly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:01 PM (l3cgK)

235 232 Not sure I get the russki data center strike/decreased traffic thing.

Thought bots were involved with likes/dislikes, comments, not "views" of video content? So there are bots to generate measured "views" of podcasts etc?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (U/Byj)

There are ways to viewbot, but I'd guess this is more likely a Russian audience.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 14, 2026 01:01 PM (okun6)

236 >>> Trump in Montana

If I weren't totally swamped with life this week, I'd have been tempted to drive a few hours to his rally in Kalispell today. I realized these are probably the last ones, unless he does rallies for whomever is the republican pick for 2028. End of a very unique political era for our country.

Fingers crossed we have rallies in 2028? And Trump attends to help pass the torch?

Posted by: LizLem at October 14, 2026 01:01 PM (Toos7)

237 >>Completely different topic, I'm a little worried about whether Les Schwab is going to be able to correctly install my new wheels and tires.


The only one I use, I trust.

But I am friends with the owner.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (GHE5A)

238 Remember that 63% or whatever doesn’t mean people think he’ll win with that much of the vote. It’s a 63% chance he wins. If he wins by 1 vote or by 100k votes it counts the same.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (k3anH)

239 231 There are a small number of accounts that move the betting markets. Most of the issues related to states are moved by accounts outside that state.

At some point people will figure out the betting markets are part of the op. They only gain credibility by people moving on the other direction close to the op.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (CF3+u)

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Polling's insanity over the last few years is either "polling has gotten a whole lot worse because reaching working class, especially rural, voters is difficult and expensive" (I saw a claim that response rates for rural voters in Iowa was 0.1%.)

Or, it's "pollsters are in on the betting market grift and are stacking the odds in the direction that makes them the most money." Baris admitted doing this, by the way. He ran a poll showing Massie winning his primary, but he actually bet on Massie losing it. He admitted it in a livestream.

Or both.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (jxbDg)

240 Russian op, ZH also was impacted by the data center destruction. Weird.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (CF3+u)

241 So are you saying she's Cornelling the bot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

Snorting K off its dongle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (J9H6S)

242 No biggie. She just had her head towel wrapped too tight.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

243 Did Tucker ever publish the folder Putin handed him at that interview he landed?

Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (Ae6Br)

244 But what percentage of Texas Senate traders are buying Yes on Talarico?
• All Americans: 46%
• Texans: 42%
• Non-Texas: 48%

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I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, Phakistan and Bangladesh cannot vote in TX elections!

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2026 01:03 PM (AKptf)

245 241 So are you saying she's Cornelling the bot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

Snorting K off its dongle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 01:02 PM (J9H6S)

"My Dongle's got 200TB, baby!"

Posted by: RapeBot 3000 at October 14, 2026 01:03 PM (l3cgK)

246 244 I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, Phakistan and Bangladesh cannot vote in TX elections!

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2026 01:03 PM (AKptf)

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They don't have the money to do it.

European progressives have slightly more money, though, and even less understanding of Texas state voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:03 PM (jxbDg)

247 Everyone that is super confident about Texas, golden opportunity to make money from it. They’re selling dollars for 35 cents.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (k3anH)

248 Omar, who was born in Somalia
......

Nuff said.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (UjdFS)

249 I am not a racist nor Islamaphobe because I loathe Somalis, as,I also despise the Lutherans who imported them to make a quick buck.

No doubt the Lutherans are ass-deep in the Learing Centers scam as well. They need to be thoroughly investigated to pay for their transgressions.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (bX16E)

250 >>If I weren't totally swamped with life this week, I'd have been tempted to drive a few hours to his rally in Kalispell today.


That drive...93N, through the Reservation. I hate that fucking drive. Dangerous as hell.
Even on a bright sunny day.
After the sun goes down, though...holy hell is it insane with drunk drivers.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (GHE5A)

251 Homo sapiens’ last gasping breath, they predicted, would peter out in the fall of 2026.
Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 12:21 PM (AFudc)
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For your listening pleasure, "Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord":

https://tinyurl.com/3msattpn

"...as you did to the dinosaurs..."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (lUVon)

252 247 Everyone that is super confident about Texas, golden opportunity to make money from it. They’re selling dollars for 35 cents.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (k3anH)

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I should have bet against Francesca Hong in the WI Democrat gubernatorial primary.

She was 95% to win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (jxbDg)

253 All the ads supporting it are lies. Big fat lies.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!


Yep. I particularly like the one with the couple whose sob story that their kid was sick (oh, with what? in what way? don't know!) and Idaho law didn't allow them to kill it instead of either fixing it or letting it die at its own pace.

Killing sick kids should never be the first "best practice" option.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 01:05 PM (vJrRc)

254 For those who still care about Jan 6th.

The FBI now claims they have 1,840 pages of records, 27 minutes of audio and 49 minutes of Video relating to Ray Epps.

I am looking forward to the release.

Only problem, they say will take until approximately June 2028 to release.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 01:05 PM (AFudc)

255 He has a townhall on CNN tonight at 8pm. Something special for their 700,000 viewers. And the 'Ettes.
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Dunno what this is about, but I'm not watching.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 14, 2026 01:05 PM (dkM11)

256 Completely different topic, I'm a little worried about whether Les Schwab is going to be able to correctly install my new wheels and tires.

Check the tire pressure.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - automotive expert at October 14, 2026 01:06 PM (UjdFS)

257 Ok let's say they deport her tomorrow. What happens with her congressional seat? Is she automatically removed or is there a whole thing on top of that?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at October 14, 2026 01:06 PM (lBlv7)

258 > Thought bots were involved with likes/dislikes, comments, not "views" of video content? So there are bots to generate measured "views" of podcasts etc?
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Yes.

And some bots are really AI driven and can interact at some level with the posts... leading real people to think they're interacting with another real person.

It drives up the "views" and overall traffic to the sites targeted by the bots (and the government behind them; Russia, China, Iran, India, etc.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2026 01:06 PM (RORbl)

259 Squad members were able to seize and remove the devices

... does it really count as "seizing" when the owner called them in and effectively surrendered them?


Somebody's redneck card is expired.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 14, 2026 01:07 PM (gVhuc)

260 baby murder proposition

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Didja see the name of our latest momma baby killer? Metallica Rose Harrison.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 14, 2026 01:07 PM (ndZc7)

261 @ Dave_in_Fla; the OH early vote (and other states) argument on X is schizophrenic.

Blue X is saying, "Ha! our EV numbers are way up over 2022 everywhere--blue tsunami!!"

Red X is saying, "Yes, but not in counties you need and not in demographics you're counting on; youth and blacks. Plus, it looks like your shooting your wad all on the first day as your number drop off after."

And the Blue X cope is, "well, our guys are all going to show up on Election Day 'cause they don't trust vote-by-mail 'cause of Trump now."

Also, I'd note: 2022 was the high-water mark of Dem mail vote cheating. Most of the states still had Covid rules in place for ballots and voting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (3cUTc)

262 It's too late to make much betting the races. If you're going to do it, go early, and bet relatively small.

For instance, the day after the 2016 Indiana primary was a payday if you bet Trump in the general. Bookies had that at 25 or 26:1 that day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (BI5O2)

263 I have had it with Indians telling me that they're the ones who are going to tell me how it is.

Posted by: Governor Gianforte at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (2ap+5)

264 I am not a racist nor Islamaphobe because I loathe Somalis, as,I also despise the Lutherans who imported them to make a quick buck.

No doubt the Lutherans are ass-deep in the Learing Centers scam as well. They need to be thoroughly investigated to pay for their transgressions.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (bX16E)



To me what the Lutherans did is no different than money-changing. Which upset Jesus very much.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (XEWNi)

265 I refuse to believe that Somalis give birth to live young. No way do those waterheads emerge from a human vagina. Egg-laying fucking weirdos.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (hG7ox)

266 >> Or both.

There are a lot of classic propaganda ops going on right now with both the media, social media and betting markets. Those dominions are staffed by people who peddle counter factual information and try to move opinion through repetition across those mediums. I am a little disappointed at platforms like X, because it seems a lot of the fake accounts and activity is not being caught, and allowed to persist. Regular media audiences are shrinking and it’s mostly bias confirmation for liberals. Almost no honest person believes them anymore. The betting markets are clearly overwhelmed by foreign and domestic liberal influences. Polls too. The bias is something even a small child with basic reasoning and math skills could see. It’s why everything is a big surprise when things move in the other direction.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (CF3+u)

267 OT
My high school's rival (Camas HS...Camas WA) had their girls X Country team refuse to run in a meet the other day because some asshole guy on another high school boys JV team decided to run with the girls.
Good for you Camas HS girls!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 01:09 PM (2WIwB)

268 Child murder becoming de rigeur?? Does Moloch have a website now?

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 01:09 PM (Gqar8)

269

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
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24m
NEW: Per federal source to @FoxNews, the Saudi national arrested by the FBI for allegedly placing an eavesdropping device at OpenAI has a green card (lawful permanent resident) and was in the process of trying to naturalize into a U.S. citizen at the time of his arrest.


https://tinyurl.com/3pev8kzc

Posted by: beckster at October 14, 2026 01:09 PM (kX27y)

270 Every election both sides always have data that proves they’re winning the early vote wars. Slice and dice the data and you can always find something that proves one side or the other. It ends up being noise overall.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 01:10 PM (k3anH)

271 266
The bias is something even a small child with basic reasoning and math skills could see. It’s why everything is a big surprise when things move in the other direction.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (CF3+u)

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You mean that the polls are 100% right now because a curated average of the final polls from 2024 were 60% right, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:10 PM (jxbDg)

272 254 For those who still care about Jan 6th.

The FBI now claims they have 1,840 pages of records, 27 minutes of audio and 49 minutes of Video relating to Ray Epps.

I am looking forward to the release.

Only problem, they say will take until approximately June 2028 to release.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 01:05 PM (AFudc)

I'm surprised they gave a date in this century...

Posted by: RapeBot 3000 at October 14, 2026 01:11 PM (l3cgK)

273 Depends on how they count things, rhomboid... if it's just hits, then a simple bot can rack 'em up. If it's 'unique' hits, it's still possible, just requires more code. The ones that get publicity are fake comments, likes/dislikes, etc, but if your metric is just 'hits' for who gets monetized...

Posted by: RandomDave at October 14, 2026 01:11 PM (aJQbY)

274 I saw a video on X yesterday - Tim Mynett was out walking the family dog around their DC neighborhood yesterday. I wonder where he and the dog were during the raid?

Posted by: beckster at October 14, 2026 01:11 PM (kX27y)

275 265 I refuse to believe that Somalis give birth to live young. No way do those waterheads emerge from a human vagina. Egg-laying fucking weirdos.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2026 01:08 PM (hG7ox)


Do clitorectomies allow for the larger heads?

Posted by: Governor Gianforte at October 14, 2026 01:11 PM (2ap+5)

276 Good for you Camas HS girls!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 01:09 PM (2WIwB) dangle.

+1

Dude should have his ass beat by his teammates. What an embarassment for the team that tried to pull that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 01:11 PM (J9H6S)

277 the Saudi national arrested by the FBI for allegedly placing an eavesdropping device at OpenAI has a green card (lawful permanent resident) and was in the process of trying to naturalize into a U.S. citizen at the time of his arrest.

That's gonna be a problem for his continued naturalization, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

278 I gave up on political bets after Moore. I had my suspicions about reliable odds during the McDaniel shit in MS, but that tore it.

No mas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)

279 >> You mean that the polls are 100% right now because a curated average of the final polls from 2024 were 60% right, right?

Dear God in Heaven.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM (CF3+u)

280 268 Child murder becoming de rigeur?? Does Moloch have a website now?

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 01:09 PM (Gqar

PP website.

Posted by: RapeBot 3000 at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM (l3cgK)

281 Aha.

One little lie is going to have the other lies, fraud, and corruption surface like a flatulent turd in the toilet.

Good.

GET OUT! And take your pear shaped cephalic deformed, inbred, polygamous, ugly, fraudulent Somolians with you! All of them!

I'm sure you will live like a queen in Mogadishu with the money you stole from this country.

GO! Adios in Somolian! Don't come back!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM (hzuYO)

282 off metallic sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM (l3cgK)

283 277 the Saudi national arrested by the FBI for allegedly placing an eavesdropping device at OpenAI has a green card (lawful permanent resident) and was in the process of trying to naturalize into a U.S. citizen at the time of his arrest.

That's gonna be a problem for his continued naturalization, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

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"If only we hadn't given up the imperial presidency so that we could possibly win the midterms 2 years later for some pointless impeachment theater, then we could have assured that this guy fully naturalized and wouldn't even face charges!"
-the Biden administration

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM (jxbDg)

284 Does Ilhan still have her clitoris? Maybe in a beaker?

Posted by: Governor Gianforte at October 14, 2026 01:13 PM (2ap+5)

285 Please...don't tease me!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 14, 2026 01:13 PM (PKL0q)

286 284 Does Ilhan still have her clitoris? Maybe in a beaker?

Posted by: Governor Gianforte at October 14, 2026 01:13 PM (2ap+5)

Never seen him with it while watching the Muppets...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:14 PM (l3cgK)

287 279 >> You mean that the polls are 100% right now because a curated average of the final polls from 2024 were 60% right, right?

Dear God in Heaven.

Posted by: That Guy at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM (CF3+u)

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I mean...I have to accept Marist numbers in Texas because Harvard-Harris got pretty close to the final result at the presidential level in 2024?

Right?

Or...people who defend polling by saying "well, the polls were kind of right in 2024, so we have to believe them now" have no idea what they're talking about?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:14 PM (jxbDg)

288 Also: if you bet politics, go to British bookies. They have a really distorted view of our politics. They're easier marks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 01:14 PM (BI5O2)

289 A decent but not great male athlete can get a D1 full ride scholarship by pretending to be a girl. Can’t blame them for playing the game.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 01:14 PM (k3anH)

290 Leave Ilhan Alone!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at October 14, 2026 01:14 PM (VyD10)

291 Polls are only as good as their questions and methodology...
For most polls, both are in question.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:15 PM (l3cgK)

292 Posted by: RapeBot 3000 at October 14, 2026 01:12 PM

IT IS WITHIN MY PROGRAMMING TO TURN OUT THE HOES.

Posted by: Pimp-Bot 5000 (from when Conan was funny) at October 14, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

293 Leave Ilhan Alone!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at October 14, 2026 01:14 PM (VyD10)

In a desert.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 01:15 PM (J9H6S)

294 I am not a racist nor Islamaphobe because I loathe Somalis, as,I also despise the Lutherans who imported them to make a quick buck.

No doubt the Lutherans are ass-deep in the Learing Centers scam as well. They need to be thoroughly investigated to pay for their transgressions.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 14, 2026 01:04 PM (bX16E)


To me what the Lutherans did is no different than money-changing. Which upset Jesus very much.
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They're not "Lutherans"--they're leftist idiots. The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod doesn't have anything to do with that issue. Some of the "let's have a lesbian pastor" "Lutheran" denominations might, but they're not really *Lutheran*.

Posted by: Crusader at October 14, 2026 01:16 PM (TN0g+)

295 I saw a video on X yesterday - Tim Mynett was out walking the family dog around their DC neighborhood yesterday. I wonder where he and the dog were during the raid?
Posted by: beckster at October

Stand by your woman!!!

Posted by: Timmy Mynett at October 14, 2026 01:16 PM (Myt96)

296 If the lottery is a tax on stupid people, what's betting on politics?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 01:16 PM (aKiSo)

297 295 I saw a video on X yesterday - Tim Mynett was out walking the family dog around their DC neighborhood yesterday. I wonder where he and the dog were during the raid?
Posted by: beckster at October

Stand by your woman!!!
Posted by: Timmy Mynett at October 14, 2026 01:16 PM (Myt96)

And keep your bitch's shit off the streets while you're at it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 01:17 PM (aKiSo)

298 If the lottery is a tax on stupid people, what's betting on politics?

A tax on midwits.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

299
I saw a video on X yesterday - Tim Mynett was out walking the family dog around their DC neighborhood yesterday. I wonder where he and the dog were during the raid?
Posted by: beckster

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Husband with dog? Better question is, I wonder where they sleep?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 01:17 PM (mmrXZ)

300 Lottery is a tax on people who do t understand d statistics.

Betting on politics can be profitable as long as you bet with your brain and not your heart. The suckers are the ones who bet on who they want to win vs who is likely to win.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortezz at October 14, 2026 01:18 PM (k3anH)

301 I refuse to believe that Somalis give birth to live young. No way do those waterheads emerge from a human vagina. Egg-laying fucking weirdos.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Do they hatch with their heads already wrapped?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2026 01:18 PM (UjdFS)

302 She lied about being 17 when she applied for citizenship, because the law stated that a minor could piggyback off a naturalized parent's citizenship but an adult couldn't.


If this is true she needs to have her citizenship stripped and deported. I don't give a $hit what they do in congress.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2026 01:19 PM (I43vL)

303
Does Ilhan still have her clitoris? Maybe in a beaker?

Posted by: Governor Gianforte

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In all seriousness, I doubt she does. The FGM rate over there is supposedly 99+ percent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 01:19 PM (mmrXZ)

304 If the lottery is a tax on stupid people, what's betting on politics?

Every stock market trade is someone betting that he "knows" something that someone else doesn't. Betting on an election is no different.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 14, 2026 01:19 PM (gVhuc)

305 Husband with dog? Better question is, I wonder where they sleep?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 01:17 PM (mmrXZ)

Ilhan's married to a non-muzz, and they have a dog? I don't think that's altogether kosher for a muzzie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2026 01:20 PM (quk5M)

306 Chinese-made robots? Tiny rice dicks, then.

Posted by: Meddie Urphy at October 14, 2026 01:21 PM (2Drhq)

307 Zero chance Talarico wins Texas.

Posted by: Crusader at October 14, 2026 01:21 PM (TN0g+)

308 > Good for you Camas HS girls!

My wife's a HS track coach. The Camas teams are always solid. I hope they can have a relatively normal season, and this doesn't screw their athletes.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 01:21 PM (mkw2N)

309 All forms of legalized gambling are taxes on people who don't understand statistics, in my view.

Posted by: Delurker at October 14, 2026 01:22 PM (2Drhq)

310 Happily he was working today, so the gal who was trying to help me could question him about it, but sheesh.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (vJrRc)


I stopped buying stuff from them when they went corporate and got a new computer system for sales and I had a five minute fight with a bitch running the counter over whether I could buy a car battery with cash without giving them my all the information that the doctor's office requires.

They have probably solved that issue, but I now buy batteries from Bi-Mart

they also wanted me to pay them twenty bucks so I could fish a bent rim out of their dumpster, so F-em

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)

311 I'm always confused when a company does an earnings report, they beat their projection, and the stock takes a dump.

Why'd you drop 6% BAC?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 01:23 PM (mkw2N)

312 >He has a townhall on CNN tonight at 8pm.
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pep rally
it's a pep rally

Posted by: Don Black at October 14, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)

313 If the lottery is a tax on stupid people, what's betting on politics?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 01:16 PM (aKiSo)
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Targeting young males with questionable impulse control. It's not as bad as online sports betting, but this is a malicious industry preying almost exclusively on young males, many underage or close to it.

Yes, I know and agree that nobody is forcing anyone to gamble. But literally the entire sports, media, and gambling industries are lined up to pressure and prey on naive young men.

If this were happening to young ladies, there would be criminal prosecutions. But who cares about destroying men's lives? I've seen what gambling addictions can do to families, and I'm seeing it played out in real time with teenage kids in the family-friends circle.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

314 Polls are only as good as their questions and methodology...
For most polls, both are in question.
Posted by: jim
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Nate Silver at October 14, 2026 01:24 PM (XeU6L)

315
Ilhan's married to a non-muzz, and they have a dog? I don't think that's altogether kosher for a muzzie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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ChatGPT tells me: When he married Ilhan Omar in 2020, Omar’s spokesman Jeremy Slevin reportedly told the BBC that Mynett had converted to Islam and that the couple were married “Islamically and legally.”

Haha, rings a bell with that hinky second (or third?) marriage of hers, which has no public record: "in her faith tradition."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 01:24 PM (mmrXZ)

316 314 Polls are only as good as their questions and methodology...
For most polls, both are in question.
Posted by: jim
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Nate Silver at October 14, 2026 01:24 PM (XeU6L)

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"Remember that time I got 2008 right? God, I miss that..."
-Nate Silver, fired from 538

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:25 PM (jxbDg)

317
They have probably solved that issue, but I now buy batteries from Bi-Mart

they also wanted me to pay them twenty bucks so I could fish a bent rim out of their dumpster, so F-em

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)

Bi-Mart...sounds bi-curious...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:25 PM (l3cgK)

318 "Metallica Rose Harrison"

She's 27 and Metallica started in 1981, so I can see how that would work.

I hope nobody make the joke that she was humming "Enter Sandman"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 14, 2026 01:26 PM (GMWTj)

319
317
They have probably solved that issue, but I now buy batteries from Bi-Mart

they also wanted me to pay them twenty bucks so I could fish a bent rim out of their dumpster, so F-em

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)

Bi-Mart...sounds bi-curious...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:25 PM (l3cgK)

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Better to shop at S-Mart.

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 01:26 PM (jxbDg)

320 The old expression that the first report is always wrong remains true.
My note @267 is mostly correct but it turns out the guy was ON the Camas team, not the competing high school.
Most of the girls teams said they would not compete against this guy who started the season on the boy's team where he was getting his ass kicked.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 01:26 PM (2WIwB)

321 Not sure I get the russki data center strike/decreased traffic thing.

Thought bots were involved with likes/dislikes, comments, not "views" of video content? So there are bots to generate measured "views" of podcasts etc?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 01:00 PM (U/Byj)


It may not have been that the Russians were officially involved, there is a chance that Tucker and everyone else affected were buying bot-driven engagement and the company (companies) they were using were working through Yandex as the cheapest data centers.
"buying likes" for online content is a current scandal, it is used to drive advertising engagement, and justify the prices charged for advertising.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)

322 they also wanted me to pay them twenty bucks so I could fish a bent rim out of their dumpster, so F-em
Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)

Heh. Many years ago, I helped a friend of mine fish an entire Honda motorcycle out of the dumpster at a Nissan dealership. It was a nice bike, too, one of those water-cooled 90-degree V-twins with a shaft-drive layout. He restored it to like-new condition, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2026 01:27 PM (quk5M)

323 NOOD Banks

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

324 So even if she didn't lie about her age, she should still be deported due to her fraud and mouth. Am I crazy for thinking this?

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 14, 2026 01:27 PM (offKY)

325 Nood.

Banks being evil

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 01:27 PM (Sco7b)

326
If this were happening to young ladies, there would be criminal prosecutions. But who cares about destroying men's lives? I've seen what gambling addictions can do to families, and I'm seeing it played out in real time with teenage kids in the family-friends circle.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Oh bullshit. The internet preys on women plenty.

... I typed a lot more, but I'll save it for another time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2026 01:27 PM (mmrXZ)

327 309 All forms of legalized gambling are taxes on people who don't understand statistics, in my view.
Posted by: Delurker at October 14, 2026 01:22 PM (2Drhq)

I just now hit four 4s with a 3 on a video poker machine for $200 at the little corner store.

Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 01:28 PM (Ae6Br)

328 I'm always confused when a company does an earnings report, they beat their projection, and the stock takes a dump.

Because a better number was priced in and they didn't beat that, typically. Also profit taking by stupid people.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

329 309 All forms of legalized gambling are taxes on people who don't understand statistics, in my view.
Posted by: Delurker at October 14, 2026 01:22 PM (2Drhq)

It doesn't even take statistics. How do they suppose these gambling operations stay in business and can afford so many damned commercials? Where do betters think all that money goes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 01:30 PM (LG5UK)

330 Why'd you drop 6% BAC?

Posted by: bonhomme


They missed their numbers, even after taking into account the fine they had to pay.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 14, 2026 01:31 PM (0U5gm)

331 no one will read what i write

Posted by: paul at October 14, 2026 01:59 PM (rAoh1)

332 And some bots are really AI driven and can interact at some level with the posts... leading real people to think they're interacting with another real person.

It drives up the "views" and overall traffic to the sites targeted by the bots (and the government behind them; Russia, China, Iran, India, etc.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2026 01:06 PM (RORbl)


Operant conditioning in the wild, by the way. The eager podcaster puts out content, and the AI starts weighing in giving likes to "good" items and "I can't believe you say this hateful thing" to disapproved items, and in a while a content provider can get led around by the nose.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 14, 2026 02:03 PM (rbvCR)

333 I'll leave it to speculation what the meaning is of one of the 5 core Democrat strongholds being 1/5th of the needed rate compared to the state as a whole being 2/3rds of the needed rate.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at October 14, 2026 12:15 PM (rvnbR)

Seems to fit my impression that the old style city machines are dying, and the newer and more blatant frauds they worked in to replace them - EV fraud, vote destruction, last second ballot games - are being impacted by the overall lack of fraud funding.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

334 It doesn't even take statistics. How do they suppose these gambling operations stay in business and can afford so many damned commercials? Where do betters think all that money goes?
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 01:30 PM (LG5UK)

everyone I spoke to who went to Vegas told me they 'just about broke even'. It is a running joke to me. I once blew 20 dollars in a small casino in Winnemucca, so I am the only person to lose money gambling in Nevada.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 02:12 PM (uhVAy)

335 That's pretty weak sauce to bounce a sitting congressperson out, considering insider trading is highly illegal.

There has to be more that they are sitting on.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2026 12:50 PM (iTxNj)

If they deport her she can stay in Congress as long as she likes. Let the Dems be the one to fire her.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)

336 If this were happening to young ladies, there would be criminal prosecutions. But who cares about destroying men's lives? I've seen what gambling addictions can do to families, and I'm seeing it played out in real time with teenage kids in the family-friends circle.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I remember a story from when Riverboat Casinos were opened in IL that a dude from Joliet came home one day to find his stay at home wife had rung up 70,000 dollars in debt. And this was probably in the 90s dollars.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)

337 s there extradition treaty with Somalia?

If they have her, she will flee. She raked in billions probably and has no reason to risk it. But I doubt they have her -- she probably has dozens of high power dems telling her she is untouchable.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 14, 2026 12:47 PM (Z19BQ)

Even the admitted theft is enough to live well enough somewhere besides the US and Somalia. No camera time though.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)

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