Democrats to Kamala Harris: Get Bent and Get Lost

Democrats have been hinting that Kamala Harris should stop wasting everyone's tim, pretending that she is a credible presidential candidate.

But Kamala Harris is a stupid and a daydrinking drunk, and has not taken the hint.

I know I hit this point a lot, but it is incredible to me that when seeking a job that requires real sobriety, she constantly shows up for planned speeches drunk enough to slur half of her words.

It would be one thing if a reporter caught her out at night, unexpectedly, and she was sloshed. But no, she turns up for planned media opportunities three sheets to the wind. She can't keep herself to just two drinks to loosen her up, she has to drink seven or eight just before a speech.

And the media, of course, pretends they can't tell when someone is slurring their words because they're drunk. Only a medical doctor can make this difficult diagnosis. Which is even more absurd than telling us that we weren't credentialed enough to know that Biden was showing signs of advanced cognitive decline.

That rant over: Because Willie Brown's Brown Willie Warmer won't take a hint, Democrats are escalating.

Now they're not hinting, they're telling her -- some of them under their actual names -- to go away.

'She totally blew it': How Kamala Harris wasted a year to make her case

Harris has offered voters almost nothing in the way of specifics about how she would remake a Democratic Party hungry for change after another term of Donald Trump.

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For Harris, according to interviews with nearly 20 Democratic Party donors and strategists in California and across the country, it was a missed opportunity to redefine herself -- and ultimately a wasted year.
"She totally blew it," said Doug Herman, who was a lead mail strategist for Barack Obama's 2008 and 2012 campaigns. "She hasn't gotten into the mix."
Harris has offered voters almost nothing in the way of specifics about how she would remake a Democratic Party hungry for change after another term of Donald Trump. She hasn't spoken to how she would expand her own appeal to the voters who rejected her, and she remains as reticent of media as ever, continuing to favor appearances before friendly audiences and at times drawing fire for limiting access to news organizations altogether. She has entirely sidestepped the ideological civil war consuming the Democrats and has acted more like a party elder at a time when voters and donors are demanding a break with the past.
"I don't see anything different myself. It seems like more of the same to me," said Jim Hodges, the former governor of South Carolina, the first state on the Democratic nominating calendar. "Right now Democratic primary voters ... are very anxious about a Trump acolyte being in the White House in 2028. And they want to select someone who they think has the best chance to win, but who also meets these requisites: fresh, new. I hear a lot of talk about that -- 'we don't need recycled candidates.'"
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"I am looking at all kinds of candidates for 2028, and she's not necessarily one of them," said Laurie Black, a San Diego-based donor and longtime Harris supporter. "It's not that I don't think she's qualified ... [but] I want to support a winner in 2028, and I just don't know if the vice president has the juice this time."
Another California-based fundraiser could not think of a single person in their circle who wants Harris to run again.
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But if Harris showed an inclination after leaving office to recalibrate, it never materialized. On policy, Harris has stuck to familiar territory, focusing on affordability, artificial intelligence and voting rights -- all issues she has championed or worked on throughout her career. A person close to Harris said it was more authentic for the former vice president to build on themes she's long been passionate about, rather than turning to new topics.
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"The one thing that everyone is disappointed in, whether you're a swing voter or you're a base voter, is that they feel like she hasn't done anything with this time," said a Democratic pollster who conducts focus groups with voters across the country and was granted anonymity to discuss internal research. "They just aren't hearing from her at all, and so the only thing they remember from her is losing the last election. That's the most recent memory in their minds."
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She developed a habit of backtracking on more ambitious campaign proposals after pushback, like her call to eliminate private health insurance in the 2019 Democratic primary and her anti-price gouging plan in 2024.
"Frankly, this is Kamala's biggest weakness -- her inability to have these big ideas," said Herman. "She doesn't have these big policy concepts because it's not been part of who she is. She's an attorney. She is a lawyer who works in prosecutions, and it's not in her bones to do this stuff."
Nor has talking about policy been a strong suit. Accused at times of offering "word salad" in her past campaigns, Harris still defaults to discursive statements of values and calls for conversations around hot-button issues instead of declaring where she stands. She remains reticent to speak with mainstream media outlets, though she's been more open to long-form podcast interviews. And she still relies on well-worn anecdotes from past stump speeches, like recalling attending civil rights protests as a toddler with her mother wheeling her in a stroller.

FWEEDOM!!!

"If I were her, I would never say that stroller story again in my life," said one longtime associate who was granted anonymity to speak candidly. "She's never been very good at updating her memorized riffs."

Below: Kamala has all new salads to toss.

Well, they're kind of new. They're all kind of the same pattern of tautology and circular illogic. She's no Sphinx.

New life advice from Kamala Harris:
"Not just memory in legacy but pride in what can be the destiny and was the destiny that many fought for"
Word salads are back on the menu! https://t.co/9oanXKMkAj
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 29, 2026

🔥🚨 OMG! — Kamala Harris just delivered the WORD SALAD OF THE CENTURY:
“We lose our power. I do believe that when you feel powerless, you are powerless. And when we feel powerful, we are powerful.”
That is not a speech. That is a fortune cookie message that failed the bar exam.
She is still auditioning for a job the country already rejected her for. The power she is describing is the power to fill airtime.
— The Patriot Oasis™ (@ThePatriotOasis) September 22, 2026

She's very proud of that particular word salad:

NEW KAMALA WORD SALAD 🤣🤣
Former Vice President Kamala Harris tries to fire up Dem voters
@FoxBusiness https://t.co/5PqfcfxoES
— The Evening Edit (@EveningEdit) October 7, 2026

Some of her old classics. Even the communist propagandists at the Daily Show lampooned her word salads.

This Comedy Central Daily Show skit ripping Kamala Harris' word salads is both brutal and hilarious. https://t.co/ODT5hc4Cf3
— Matt Wolking (@MattWolking) May 22, 2024

Remember, you have to be a medical doctor, or a Certified Media "Reporter," to say that her speech here is slurred by intoxication.

Kamala Harris’ struggle with alcoholism is the real cause of her famous word salad speeches. Can she kick the habit for three months? https://t.co/5K53D20SGY
— @amuse (@amuse) July 24, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:21 PM

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1 But Kumala always bends the knees...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

2 Oh, I was foist!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

3 Take that, Blade!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

4 I NOODED

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

5 Kumala's skills are only good for climbing the political ladder...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:23 PM (l3cgK)

6 But Kamala Harris is a stupid and a daydrinking drunk, and has not taken the hint.

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She can read well enough to know that she's won every single poll of the Democrat primary race since February, mostly by double digits, and that she walks in with the first primary state locked up (SC).

But, sure, AOC getting a close second in NV will undo that completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:24 PM (R0rrx)

7 A colored hilldawg?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 13, 2026 03:24 PM (8URtM)

8 @MattWolking
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This Comedy Central Daily Show skit ripping Kamala Harris' word salads is both brutal and hilarious.

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I can't wait for the Daily Show to delete the video.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:24 PM (R0rrx)

9 Venn Diagram of word salad and blow-jobbing your way up the political ladder has very few in the overlap...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:24 PM (l3cgK)

10 LOL, comedy gold!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 03:25 PM (VyBeY)

11 her chef de vin is not setting her up for success ?

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:25 PM (AKptf)

12 They know she's toxic.... but their most insane voters don't.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 13, 2026 03:25 PM (1BvVO)

13 Instead of "bird hands," Kam-Speak uses wth hand as well as repetition of the same words.

I could use some of what she's either drinking or smoking right now for this state of oblivion.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2026 03:25 PM (hzuYO)

14 > Kamala Harris should stop wasting everyone's tim

*INSANE CACKLE*

Posted by: Kumala at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (mkw2N)

15 I don't blame her donors for telling her to pound sand, she has already had two bites at the apple at their expense. The last one was to the tune of over $1 BILLION.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (I43vL)

16 Honestly, her head has been knocked around so much that her word salads and slurring are a result.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)

17 'She totally blew it!'

Where have we heard that before?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (jmpEl)

18 who else do they have ?? AOC ? even Ds know she is not potus material

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (AKptf)

19
Very nice Royal Flush there, jim (in Kalifornia)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (QVmho)

20 12 They know she's toxic.... but their most insane voters don't.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 13, 2026 03:25 PM (1BvVO)

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The only other candidate with a national profile large enough to challenge her is Gavin Newsom, and Democrats don't like him very much.

Black Democrats really don't like him.

There's a reason white progressives are trying to play up Ossoff's eventual strong performance with blacks in the GA Senate general election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (R0rrx)

21 Sanders is running again , ain't he

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)

22 17 'She totally blew it!'

Where have we heard that before?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (jmpEl)

Two results are measured when she blows a breathalyzer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (l3cgK)

23 Am I a wimp if I say listening to that whole word salad video was brutal, and I had crippling secondhand cringe from watching it?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (iOpI2)

24 Listening to Kamala makes me what to do bad things with sharp objects.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (RORbl)

25 Please run oh please please! She is an endless fountain of joyful phrases and bon mots.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (RIvkX)

26 Well, Kamala may have a point: She is indeed an atrocious candidate, BUT ALL THE OTHER DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES ARE EVEN MORE ATROCIOUS.

Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (Av6i5)

27 The problem for Democrats is the only thing that passes for new ideas are coming from the communists and they are batshit insane. Yea, they excite the far left basis but nobody else with an IQ about tap water.

They are out of ideas because they've been out of ideas for years. All they run on recently is identity politics and people are becoming increasingly immune to it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (viF8m)

28 'Another California-based fundraiser could not think of a single person in their circle who wants Harris to run again."

Translated, even the wealthiest of the far left will never throw their money at her again as they did before to see it all crash and burn with a candidate that still owed money after the election.

Posted by: Cheri at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (oiNtH)

29 the only man who can unite the Greens and the Reds !

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (AKptf)

30 'She totally blew it': How Kamala Harris wasted a year to make her case

Yeah she did.

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (3mtzY)

31 15 I don't blame her donors for telling her to pound sand, she has already had two bites at the apple at their expense. The last one was to the tune of over $1 BILLION.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (I43vL)

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Mackenzie Scott (former Mrs. Bezos) loves Kamala, is a megadonor and bundler, and is personal friends with Kamala.

Kamala has her own backers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (R0rrx)

32 The video of her drunkenly slurring her words at a bar, holding a bottle of Jack Daniels is my favorite. Can’t find it anymore. Pity.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (Gqar8)

33 Laughs in DNC Primary Calendar.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (nqcpq)

34 19
Very nice Royal Flush there, jim (in Kalifornia)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (QVmho)

::: in best Elvis voice :::
Thank ya, Thank ya very much.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)

35 I can't make it anymore. Let's dance.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (wxsGM)

36 >>>'She totally blew it'

heh
heh heh heh

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (odBC9)

37 26 Well, Kamala may have a point: She is indeed an atrocious candidate, BUT ALL THE OTHER DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES ARE EVEN MORE ATROCIOUS.

Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (Av6i5)

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Joe Biden was an atrocious candidate, had never gotten more than 3% in a presidential primary, had dropped out of another because of a plagiarism scandal, was largely considered an idiot and even an asshole.

And he had no chance in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (R0rrx)

38 21 Sanders is running again , ain't he
Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)

He’s still sucking air, so yeah.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar8)

39 "Not just memory in legacy but pride in what can be the destiny and was the destiny that many fought for."

-- Deuteronomy 37:12

Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Av6i5)

40 she turns up for planned media opportunities three sheets to the wind.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (3mtzY)

41 She tries so hard to be deep and profound when her mind is so addled from liquor and semen.

So many have placed so much hope in her.

Heh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (RIvkX)

42 38 21 Sanders is running again , ain't he
Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)

He’s still sucking air, so yeah.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar

He was against millionaires until he became a millionaire...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (l3cgK)

43 23 Am I a wimp if I say listening to that whole word salad video was brutal, and I had crippling secondhand cringe from watching it?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (iOpI2)

Is that a recommendation?

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:29 PM (odBC9)

44 33 Laughs in DNC Primary Calendar.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at October 13, 2026 03:28 PM (nqcpq)

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"This doesn't matter. The winner of SC never wins the nomination."
-people who think the SC Democrat primary doesn't mean anything

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:30 PM (R0rrx)

45 The problem the Democrats have is the DNC and their donors don't want anything to do with her and their base won't vote for anyone else.

BTW, a few days ago was the 2 year anniversary of the "I eat carburetors for breakfast" ad. Hope everyone had some extra Holley this weekend.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:30 PM (2ocoG)

46 Harris has offered voters almost nothing in the way of specifics about how she would remake a Democratic Party hungry for change after another term of Donald Trump.

"Necrophilia for all!!"
"Bestiality for some!!"

That's still my bet for 2028 for the Dems.
Love trumps hate.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)

47 Perhaps Diageo is funding her whole campaign?

Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Av6i5)

48 As a real medical doctor I can tell you its not just alcohol that intoxicates her and slurs her thoughts and words.

Posted by: epador at October 13, 2026 03:30 PM (TRnzq)

49 I’m not a doctor. I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Neither are necessary to look at those daydrinking eyes and see the total vacuum behind that glassy stare from Harris.

Posted by: Chunk at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (I6rgD)

50 This is almost certainly a hit piece and op commissioned by a powerful Kamala opponent (Jeri Curl Juicesome?) in anticipation of 2028.

I think this is aimed at potential donors rather than voters, to try to kneecap her grasping twat before 2028 season kicks off.

She will not go gently. She's like radioactive gonorrhea. You can't get rid of her. She still has the right skin color and powerful political backers who also won't go gently. I think the race card will be helped when Talacreepo gets buttfucked by Paxton and the black race pimps screech that Jizzmine Rachett would have won.

2028 is gonna be a Democrap bloodbath. Can't wait!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

51 Kamala may have what is known as a Wet Brain.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar8)

52 Considering the up and coming class of Dem political "stars", it appears that M. Harris is pretty much the apogee until the Donks return to a "Scoop" Jackson mindset.

And that won't happen in the near future.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)

53 I endorse #25 !

unlimited verbal wonderfulness!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (VyBeY)

54 Still waiting for the day when she goes full Ricky Bobby and says "I'm not sure what to do with my hands"... Or for someone off camera to pull them down to her side...

Posted by: bearski at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (Bhsk7)

55 46 Harris has offered voters almost nothing in the way of specifics about how she would remake a Democratic Party hungry for change after another term of Donald Trump.

"Necrophilia for all!!"
"Bestiality for some!!"

That's still my bet for 2028 for the Dems.
Love trumps hate.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)

Isn't that the theme of "Twilight"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l3cgK)

56 "I know I hit this point a lot, but it is incredible to me that when seeking a job that requires real sobriety, she constantly shows up for planned speeches drunk enough to slur half of her words."

Unmm... she spent 4 years WITH HER OWN EYES seeing that the job doesn't even require you to be conscious.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (1BvVO)

57 50 She will not go gently. She's like radioactive gonorrhea. You can't get rid of her. She still has the right skin color and powerful political backers who also won't go gently. I think the race card will be helped when Talacreepo gets buttfucked by Paxton and the black race pimps screech that Jizzmine Rachett would have won.

2028 is gonna be a Democrap bloodbath. Can't wait!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

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The only way she doesn't win the nomination is if she doesn't run.

Walking out of the first week with all of SC's delegates, half of NV's, and probably a clear majority of MI's makes her pretty much unstoppable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (R0rrx)

58 Unmm... she spent 4 years WITH HER OWN EYES seeing that the job doesn't even require you to be conscious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (1BvVO)

You just have to suck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (aKiSo)

59 That EndWokeness clip...did anybody else but me laugh at the "interviewer" with her stalwart and oh-so-intelligent support in agreeing with everything that bubblehead was trying to say? All the interviewer needed was some "intelligent glasses" to complete the picture. So sure of this magnificent woman she was interviewing....

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 03:33 PM (qBdHI)

60 58 Unmm... she spent 4 years WITH HER OWN EYES seeing that the job doesn't even require you to be conscious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (1BvVO)

You just have to suck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (aKiSo)

She's sucked at every job she had climbing up the political ladder...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

61 57

The only way she doesn't win the nomination is if she doesn't run.

Walking out of the first week with all of SC's delegates, half of NV's, and probably a clear majority of MI's makes her pretty much unstoppable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (R0rrx)

Stop Teasing!!

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:33 PM (Gqar8)

62 The real interesting question shaping up is who our guy is gonna be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 03:33 PM (aKiSo)

63 >>Sanders is running again , ain't he

And he's full on new ideas. From 1848.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 03:34 PM (viF8m)

64 Harris saunters onstage, formal dress with slit to knee, and starts belting out"Stormy Weather". Jumps on the grand piano, which collapses.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 13, 2026 03:34 PM (gm9Sb)

65 "She will not go gently. She's like radioactive gonorrhea. You can't get rid of her. She still has the right skin color and powerful political backers who also won't go gently. I think the race card will be helped when Talacreepo gets buttfucked by Paxton and the black race pimps screech that Jizzmine Rachett would have won.

2028 is gonna be a Democrap bloodbath. Can't wait!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/) "

music to my ears!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 03:34 PM (VyBeY)

66 >>> 17 'She totally blew it!'

Where have we heard that before?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2026 03:26 PM (jmpEl)

Teenage suicide
DON'T DO IT!

Posted by: Heathers at October 13, 2026 03:34 PM (3mtzY)

67 62 The real interesting question shaping up is who our guy is gonna be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 03:33 PM (aKiSo)

Can think of a quick half dozen I would be happy to vote for.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:34 PM (Gqar8)

68 Democrats to Kamala Harris: Get Bent
......

How flexible do they think the old bitch is?

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)

69 Greg Gutfeld adds bongoes to her word salads, they go great.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 03:35 PM (RIvkX)

70 Here you all go. From brainyquote when you search for Kamala....

So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that's wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.

It's time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day.

Let's keep fighting for the America we believe in, an America free of injustice. An America that we know we can be unburdened by what has been.

Many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right? It's part of our experience growing up. It's part of a nostalgia, a memory of the excitement and joy of going to school to be with your favorite teacher, to be with your best friends and to learn. The school bus takes us there.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

71 and has acted more like a party elder

My concept of an "elder" is someone of wisdom and sagacity born of experience, a sure and guiding hand to those who are attempting now to fill the elders' shoes.

And to the DNC, Kamala Harris is such a person?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 13, 2026 03:35 PM (bufu1)

72 -- Deuteronomy 37:12

Hell's version of Deuteronomy has 38 chapters.

Posted by: John Constantine at October 13, 2026 03:35 PM (mkw2N)

73 61 Stop Teasing!!

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:33 PM (Gqar

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Black female Democrats lover her. The actual voters.

They see her as real, much like they see Jasmine Crockett as real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:35 PM (R0rrx)

74 Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

She talks not like she went to school on the yellow bus, but the short bus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (l3cgK)

75 Isn't that the theme of "Twilight"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l3cgK)

Very clever. I'm truly impressed.
Thank you. That woke me up.
Back to this...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Sco7b)

76 The Democrats will have to decide if they're going to run some candidate debates this go around. It's looking like they'll need a couple nights with a half dozen each... given how many people (it has been speculated) are going to run.

Imagine a weeks worth of this shit. I mean, the number of people who have been suggested to run has to be in low 20's. And each one is a "serious" contender.

Just ask them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (RORbl)

77 Harris saunters onstage, formal dress with slit to knee, and starts belting out"Stormy Weather". Jumps on the grand piano, which collapses.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 13, 2026 03:34 PM (gm9Sb)
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With a bottle in one hand and a mic in the other.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)

78 I'm kind of torn. On one hand I'd get depressed seeing all the people that would vote for someone less qualified to be president that most of the commenters on this thread.

ON THE OTHER HAND, however, I encourage my opposition to represent themselves with day-drinking retards. It's easier to steal their lunch money.

Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

79 The only house that has a Talarico sign in the area of the neighborhood where I walk (I see about half the houses routinely) also still has a Kamala sticker (interesting that autocucumber no longer recognizes her name) on a car. I pray for them because they are apparently very foolish people.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (lFFaq)

80 >>>they all would say the same thing. Kemi as well.

Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Darrell Harris, good to see you here.
How is the politicking going?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (+UcOf)

81 This is compretly and towally unflair!

I mean is snot like Nanzee Pelowsti wasn't drunk evvery day for the lass 20 years!!!

Posted by: Kamala at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (anL5R)

82
'She totally blew it': How Kamala Harris wasted a year to make her case

Where is the biographer brave enough to tell her story -- all of it -- and use this as the book's title?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (ixS3i)

83 57 The only way she doesn't win the nomination is if she doesn't run. Walking out of the first week with all of SC's delegates, half of NV's, and probably a clear majority of MI's makes her pretty much unstoppable. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse

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Is she the only one we have no fear of? I feel like sheep voters would let themselves be sold on the right line of BS from any of the wacko contenders out there, except her. She can't be sold to anybody, no matter what spin they bring out. Everyone knows her too well... Plus obviously she can't change.

Posted by: bearski at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Bhsk7)

84 "It's not that I don't think she's qualified ... [but]"
........

She's not.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (UjdFS)

85 Knee Pads needs a good grift. She wins the presidency, great. If not, she's in the dough.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (seCv0)

86 Saw on X that the hilariously-named Democrat congressional candidate Katy Stout interacted with a Bluesky account called "Mothers And Sons In Love", which is exactly what you think.

I'm gonna vomit for the rest of the afternoon now.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (2ocoG)

87 As a real medical doctor I can tell you its not just alcohol that intoxicates her and slurs her thoughts and words.
Posted by: epador at October 13, 2026 03:30 PM (TRnzq)

I've heard the theory that she is often high as well, from people with the background to know.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (lFFaq)

88 >>>A person close to Harris said it was more authentic for the former vice president to build on themes she's long been passionate about, rather than turning to new topics.

For years, I've read accounts from these so-called 'persons close' to her, always describing this woman as a veritable Einstein in pantsuits. But what we've always seen is a drunken, half-literate imbecile.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (CwhoI)

89 Also somebody need to fck some sense into that blonde on the daily show skit.

Posted by: it would be a public service at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (anL5R)

90 Well, Kamala may have a point: She is indeed an atrocious candidate, BUT ALL THE OTHER DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES ARE EVEN MORE ATROCIOUS.
Posted by: zombie
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There's always Gavin or Walz

Posted by: lin-duh at October 13, 2026 03:38 PM (VCgbV)

91 i still get an occasional fundraising email from her. eg:

Kamala Harris is amplifying leaders at every level of government in every corner of the country in 2026 who will fight for our future and build a government that responds to our needs.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 13, 2026 03:38 PM (CWTWj)

92 A yellow school bus with honor bar, littered with airline size empties.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 13, 2026 03:38 PM (gm9Sb)

93 >A person close to Harris said it was more authentic for the former vice president to build on themes she's long been passionate about, rather than turning to new topics.

Like school buses and Venn diagrams.

Posted by: John Constantine at October 13, 2026 03:38 PM (mkw2N)

94 @TonerousHyus
Georgia IPEV Day 1 update:
1:30pm - 107,784 voted

White - 51.4%
Black - 32.9%

18-29: 3.5%

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Tangential, these are the totals by demo of early voting in GA (started today) through 1:30.

In 2022, the black vote was 38.5%. In 2024, it was 30.3% but nearly twice the number of votes.

In 2022, Warnock won by 3% in the senate race, and Warnock is bit blacker than Ossoff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:38 PM (R0rrx)

95 "willie warmer"

Ha ha! LOL

Ace you have a way with words.

Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2026 03:39 PM (lJ0H4)

96 "They see her as real, much like they see Jasmine Crockett as real." they are real (as in, actually existing), that's what makes them so horrifying.

it would be so much better if they were characters in some horrible fan-manga that no one read.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 03:39 PM (VyBeY)

97 Anyone else catch aces Rick and Morty reference in the last post? "It's slavery only with extra steps."

Posted by: Denny Crane - Available for Parties at October 13, 2026 03:39 PM (NoYYJ)

98 Their bench is awful. Our bench is an embarrassment of riches.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar8)

99 Let us not forget the first time she ran for President, she managed to get only 1% of the vote in her home state of California.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 13, 2026 03:39 PM (d4YIZ)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (odBC9)

101 Greg Gutfeld adds bongoes to her word salads, they go great.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 03:35 PM (RIvkX)
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Shatner did something like that to Palin. Her revenge sketch was superb. "Boom! Went the nightstick." LOL

K. Harris isn't in the same league, obviously.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)

102 83 Is she the only one we have no fear of? I feel like sheep voters would let themselves be sold on the right line of BS from any of the wacko contenders out there, except her. She can't be sold to anybody, no matter what spin they bring out. Everyone knows her too well... Plus obviously she can't change.

Posted by: bearski at October 13, 2026 03:37 PM (Bhsk7)

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I think her chances of winning the nomination are at least 95%.

Winning the presidency? 50/50.

Who knows how the electorate will look back at Trump's tenure, his successor, or what state the country is in?

But a guaranteed shot at a 50/50 shot for the most powerful position in the world? Why not take it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (R0rrx)

103 She will not go gently. She's like radioactive gonorrhea. You can't get rid of her. She still has the right skin color and powerful political backers who also won't go gently.

2028 is gonna be a Democrap bloodbath. Can't wait!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

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The only way she doesn't win the nomination is if she doesn't run.

Walking out of the first week with all of SC's delegates, half of NV's, and probably a clear majority of MI's makes her pretty much unstoppable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (R0rrx)
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I'm not sure I agree with that, but it's pointless to debate because you've dug into that position like an alabama tick.

But regardless, my comment above assumes the op is designed to pressure her into not running. Cut the bitch early, reduce her donor pool, and create a hostile environment.

Notice also the gratuitous comment supposedly from her sleazy scumbag husband about him not wanting her to run? That's also designed to pressure her not to run.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

104 My concept of an "elder" is someone of wisdom and sagacity born of experience, a sure and guiding hand to those who are attempting now to fill the elders' shoes.

And to the DNC, Kamala Harris is such a person?

I mean, are there any Democrats that would fit as an actual elder? The top choices are Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, and they're both total retards.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)

105 99 Let us not forget the first time she ran for President, she managed to get only 1% of the vote in her home state of California.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 13, 2026 03:39 PM (d4YIZ)

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How much did Biden get on his first run for president?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:41 PM (R0rrx)

106 So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that's wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.
==
Fisher Price Politics - she's not fit to teach kindergarten

Posted by: such a dummy at October 13, 2026 03:41 PM (anL5R)

107 21 Sanders is running again , ain't he
Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)

ewww

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:41 PM (odBC9)

108 Anyone else catch aces Rick and Morty reference in the last post? "It's slavery only with extra steps."

"X with extra steps" is a well known meme even among people who've never seen Rick and Morty.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:42 PM (2ocoG)

109 I hope she runs, along with the gay guys, Gavin, Gretchen, Ossof, Warnock, AOC, Bernie and any one else who thinks they have a shot. I
Say, don’t be shy, Dems/Marxists/Commies. Go for it.

The identity politics are so strong within the Dem/Marxist party, no one will get the threshold amount of votes so the Convention in 2028 is gonna be lit as F.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 13, 2026 03:42 PM (rg/w7)

110 Imagine what things would be like right now if she were President. My brain can't even go there.

Posted by: MartynWW at October 13, 2026 03:42 PM (KfIEy)

111 And so goes the myth of the high-functioning alcoholic.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 13, 2026 03:42 PM (bX16E)

112 Kamala, dressed in mini skirt and fishnets, leaning on a lamp post, with an all homo chorus of democrat men singing "Lilli Marlene".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)

113 110 Imagine what things would be like right now if she were President. My brain can't even go there.

Posted by: MartynWW at October 13, 2026 03:42 PM (KfIEy)

Everything would suck, not just Kumala

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (l3cgK)

114 Our bench is full of... checks my NextDoor feed...
maga pediphile convicted felon billionaires who are destroying the environment. I think I got that right.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (VCgbV)

115 I want Jasmine Ratchet to run.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (Gqar8)

116 who else do they have ?? AOC ? even Ds know she is not potus material
Posted by: runner

*shoulder shimmy*
*milking a cow hand jive*
*crosses legs^

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (UjdFS)

117 Kamala; a power group is behind her, supporting her and putting her out there. It is said that she can take SC and that's the nomination. Biden campaign hid him most of the time and his appearances were either failures, stumbles, or being led by a rabbit.

Democrats must have worked out a new cheat plan otherwise their plan for success is a mystery.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (+UcOf)

118 I mean, are there any Democrats that would fit as an actual elder? The top choices are Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, and they're both total retards.
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Word is Schumer is retiring in 2029 and will begin hosting a barbeque show on Netflix.

Posted by: elites hyper capability in all things at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (anL5R)

119 Kamala will get Obama levels of the black female vote in the general (and primary).

But, I suspect she gets depressed turnout from every other demo other than single white women.

However, the "she's stupid and speaks stupid" line will be old hat at that point and have no impact with anyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (R0rrx)

120 102 I think her chances of winning the nomination are at least 95%.

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https://tinyurl.com/5ykjvk6b

Posted by: bearski at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (Bhsk7)

121 104 I mean, are there any Democrats that would fit as an actual elder?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)

Good question.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:44 PM (odBC9)

122 What if she's not drunk and she's just that stupid ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2026 03:44 PM (+gK6I)

123 And so goes the myth of the high-functioning alcoholic.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

It's not a myth. My brother was one.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

124 “ Kamala has all new salads to toss.”

In fairness, she’s tossed more salad than any democrat except maybe Talarico

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 13, 2026 03:45 PM (xLChk)

125 121 104 I mean, are there any Democrats that would fit as an actual elder?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)

Good question.
Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:44 PM (odBC9)

James Carville.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:46 PM (Gqar8)

126 I remember hearing, as a toddler, the Lincoln Douglas debates at Washington Park in my home town. That was awesome. Then a few decades later, Barry Obama came to that same park and spoke ... about how all whites are racist, or something.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2026 03:46 PM (vbXSk)

127 Before the Dems get serious about their '28 prospects, they must first rebuild their campaign finance system. The old model has been reduced to rubble.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 03:46 PM (rj6Yv)

128 I’m no tech guy but there seems to be a problem with this website today. It’s blocking, slowing and causing rendering issues if you use a vpn.

Posted by: That Guy at October 13, 2026 03:46 PM (kIFVO)

129 124 “ Kamala has all new salads to toss.”

In fairness, she’s tossed more salad than any democrat except maybe Talarico

Posted by: Kratwurst at October 13, 2026 03:45 PM (xLChk)

"Kamala/Talarico 2028: Because one K-T boundary isn't enough"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 03:47 PM (l3cgK)

130 I want Jasmine Ratchet to run.
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Oh I think that is going to happen. So is AOC. Its in total disarray. It will be Thunderdome.

Yet, somehow, the GOPe will fck it up.

Posted by: Not enough popcorn at October 13, 2026 03:47 PM (anL5R)

131 115 I want Jasmine Ratchet to run.
Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (Gqar

... far, far away!

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:48 PM (odBC9)

132 to talk like Kamala is to be like Kamala in that certain way that makes you void of intention
and to be void of intention is to be intituative

Posted by: DanMan at October 13, 2026 03:48 PM (8uzBS)

133 A coked up Kamala would be a high speed laugh riot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 03:48 PM (V2IGM)

134 Here's the plan. Both sides would agree. Constitutional Amendment.

2028 - Trump versus Obama
America's electoral cage-match!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:48 PM (Sco7b)

135 What if she's not drunk and she's just that stupid ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2026 03:44 PM (+gK6I)
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There are vids of her years ago when she's far more coherent.

She also impressed a lot of people -- including even some here -- with her debate performance against Trump. Some here even thought she won (I did not).

She also passed the CA bar, which doesn't take a rocket scientist, but you can't be a moron either.

So ... I don't think she's as dumb as people think. I think she's constantly drunk and/or high, and decades of people just handing her jobs and positions has created an insane entitlement to things without preparing for them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

136
Sanders is running again , ain't he
Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)

"I NEED a 4th dacha!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2026 03:48 PM (y9nCu)

137
>>Democrats have been hinting that Kamala Harris should stop wasting everyone's tim

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Beginning with Walz.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2026 03:49 PM (mmrXZ)

138 >>>'She totally blew it': How Kamala Harris wasted a year to make her case

This should surprise no one. She's lazy as hell. The Democrats should expunge the names of James Clyburn and Joe Biden from their records, for foisting this clown-ette on their Party.

Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2026 03:49 PM (5rh/l)

139 Also somebody need to fck some sense into that blonde on the daily show skit.
Posted by: it would be a public service

NEXT

Posted by: the Cornell Boys at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

140 ... Now they're not hinting, they're telling her -- some of them under their actual names -- to go away. ...
...
"She totally blew it," said Doug Herman, who was a lead mail strategist for Barack Obama's 2008 and 2012 campaigns. "She hasn't gotten into the mix."
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It appears the promoters of Kamala are opponents of Barerack Obama more than proponents of Kamala.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (+UcOf)

141 So... what I'm hearing is that the Democrats are telling black women to fuck off. And Indian women. And whores. And retards.

Isn't that most of their base?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)

142 > Yet, somehow, the GOPe will fck it up.

Who in the GOP is going to carry Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell's torch by convincing the Critters to win by losing?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (mkw2N)

143 What if she's not drunk and she's just that stupid ?
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I'd be surprised if sober, she wasn't just as idiotic. That said, if I pulled this bitch over driving, she's going to jail because she's high as a fucking kite.

Posted by: Marshall Dillon at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (anL5R)

144 135 She also passed the CA bar, which doesn't take a rocket scientist, but you can't be a moron either.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

You know what they call the person who scores lowest in passing the CA bar?

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (odBC9)

145 I mean, are there any Democrats that would fit as an actual elder?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM

James Carville.
Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 03:46 PM

You're actually right. He's possibly the least crazy Democrat that regularly gets in front of a microphone and he's looney tunes.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG)

146 So... what I'm hearing is that the Democrats are telling black women to fuck off. And Indian women. And whores. And retards.

Isn't that most of their base?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)
____

They'll still have the criminals, perverts, illegals, and fart-sniffers

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

147 "She also passed the CA bar"

The 2nd time around.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 13, 2026 03:51 PM (Fv808)

148 146 They'll still have the criminals, perverts, illegals, and fart-sniffers

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

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Pete Buttigieg can't win over other slices of the coalition, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (R0rrx)

149
Fisher Price Politics - she's not fit to teach kindergarten
Posted by: such a dummy

To have her pulling around a Fisher-Price Talk Talk Telephone would be priceless.

https://youtu.be/OWLnX9mmp4I

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (ixS3i)

150 She also passed the CA bar,
.......

Must have blown the examiner.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)

151 122 What if she's not drunk and she's just that stupid ?

Posted by: It's me donna
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They know that we'll never vote for her.
It's not our vote they are seeking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (+UcOf)

152 104 I mean, are there any Democrats that would fit as an actual elder?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)

Hillary!

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (odBC9)

153 103 She will not go gently. She's like radioactive gonorrhea. You can't get rid of her. She still has the right skin color and powerful political backers who also won't go gently.

2028 is gonna be a Democrap bloodbath. Can't wait!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

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The only way she doesn't win the nomination is if she doesn't run.

Walking out of the first week with all of SC's delegates, half of NV's, and probably a clear majority of MI's makes her pretty much unstoppable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (R0rrx)
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Meh, typical psyop shit you see in the invisible primary for 2028.

SC being the first state gives Kamala a big advantage if she runs and with her name recognition, donors don't really have a veto in her case. She could probably get enough from small donors at this point to run for the early and cheap states at least. Then momentum starts to become an issue for competitors.

So, the pressure from those that don't want a redo of 2024 has to be news hits early on to persuade Kamala that the heat is too much for her if she tries to run again.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (bk5GW)

154 Democrats have been hinting that Kamala Harris should stop wasting everyone's tim

Some call me.... Tim

Posted by: Tim at October 13, 2026 03:53 PM (w9Wax)

155 > The 2nd time around.

HillBillary failed the DC bar.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

156 I don't believe that Kamala ever passed a bar.

She goes into every drinking establishment she finds.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

157 The Republicans have a great bench, but the Dems don't need one. They could run a woman with end stage syphilis and open meth sores and as long as she said "Medicaid for all and tax the oligarchs" she'll be their leader

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (V2IGM)

158 They'll still have the criminals, perverts, illegals, and fart-sniffers

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

======

Pete Buttigieg can't win over other slices of the coalition, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (R0rrx)
________

[Makes "call me" gesture]

-- Gay Maine Nazi

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

159
Democrats must have worked out a new cheat plan otherwise their plan for success is a mystery.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:43 PM (+UcOf)

I suspect they've been cheating for a long time and I imagine Reagan's landslides brought us Motor Voter and mail in ballots. We can't have that happen again.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (zNXwB)

160
You know what they call the person who scores lowest in passing the CA bar?
Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (odBC9)

"Your Honor"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)

161 In fairness, Ace did feature a comment Kamala! left here on a thread on the main page, so she can't be all bad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (0sNs1)

162
>>it is incredible to me that when seeking a job that requires real sobriety, she constantly shows up for planned speeches drunk enough to slur half of her words.

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I don't get this either, especially considering this is her second chance to be the Kamala the Dems needed in 2024! She got a reprieve to go off and level up her game, and she just keeps goo-gooing. I bet Hillary is throwing shoes at her tv every time that goo-goo girl shows up on it. "I know the answer to that! I could have won in 2024!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (mmrXZ)

163 153 SC being the first state gives Kamala a big advantage if she runs and with her name recognition, donors don't really have a veto in her case. She could probably get enough from small donors at this point to run for the early and cheap states at least. Then momentum starts to become an issue for competitors.

So, the pressure from those that don't want a redo of 2024 has to be news hits early on to persuade Kamala that the heat is too much for her if she tries to run again.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 03:52 PM (bk5GW)

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People talk about big dollar Democrat donors like they're a monolith, but they're not. Mackenzie Scott (the former Mrs. Bezos) loves her, is worth hundreds of billions, and can gather a group of wealthy friends into a room to collect tens of millions at a time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (R0rrx)

164 Whatever bar she is part of, it sure a hell ain't a speakeasy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 03:55 PM (aKiSo)

165 You're actually right. He's possibly the least crazy Democrat that regularly gets in front of a microphone and he's looney tunes.
___________
HOW DARE YOU SIR!!!!!

HOW. DARE. YOU!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Keith Olberman at October 13, 2026 03:55 PM (anL5R)

166 160 You know what they call the person who scores lowest in passing the CA bar?
Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (odBC9)

"Your Honor"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)

Ay-yup!

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:55 PM (odBC9)

167 Two results are measured when she blows a breathalyzer...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Breathalyzer goes outside and smokes a cigarette.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2026 03:55 PM (jmpEl)

168 ==
I'd be surprised if sober, she wasn't just as idiotic. That said, if I pulled this bitch over driving, she's going to jail because she's high as a fucking kite.

Posted by: Marshall Dillon
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We've seen your act. You'll have her in the backseat and give her a warning ticket.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:56 PM (+UcOf)

169 eople talk about big dollar Democrat donors like they're a monolith, but they're not. Mackenzie Scott (the former Mrs. Bezos) loves her, is worth hundreds of billions, and can gather a group of wealthy friends into a room to collect tens of millions at a time.
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The op is not really to convince Kamala she can't win. The op is really to convince Mackenzie Scott Kamala can't win....

Posted by: Keith Olberman at October 13, 2026 03:56 PM (anL5R)

170 The Dems have set it up by making SC the first primary. The black women there will put her in the road to the nomination

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 03:56 PM (V2IGM)

171 yeah, they could still roll out Hillary. White, inebriated and READY, and lots of Clinton Foundation Bucks (thanks to Haiti theft, and Russia "donations", and a host of other evil contributors).

Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2026 03:56 PM (vbXSk)

172 > Yet, somehow, the GOPe will fck it up.

Who in the GOP is going to carry Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell's torch by convincing the Critters to win by losing?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 03:50 PM (mkw2N)
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You know who has the most to lose in the GOP if the Republicans do well in the Senate races? Thune.

Everything he's done in the last year has been tailored to the expectation that the Dems take over in 2027.

I read somewhere that out of the 10 GOP senators that voted to convict DJT on the House's impeachment charges, only 3 will still be senators next year. Not much to build on for Senator Thune.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 03:57 PM (rj6Yv)

173 169 The op is not really to convince Kamala she can't win. The op is really to convince Mackenzie Scott Kamala can't win....

Posted by: Keith Olberman at October 13, 2026 03:56 PM (anL5R)

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That woman burns tens of billions a year on pointless charity.

No newspaper article is going to change her mind about what to do with her ex-husband's fortune gifted to her in the divorce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 03:57 PM (R0rrx)

174 "I just don't know if the vice president has the juice this time."

Have you forgotten that squeezing the juice is a particular forté of mine!

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! at October 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Xw7dc)

175 Kamala turned down the food at the luncheon because she had just finished a whole jar of olives.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 13, 2026 03:57 PM (2ap+5)

176 Democrats have been hinting that Kamala Harris should stop wasting everyone's tim, pretending that she is a credible presidential candidate.
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Tim flies but not very far.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 03:58 PM (3cUTc)

177 There are probably thousands of DSA people who'd love to run for President and some who could find funding for it.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)

178 171 yeah, they could still roll out Hillary. White, inebriated and READY, and lots of Clinton Foundation Bucks (thanks to Haiti theft, and Russia "donations", and a host of other evil contributors).
Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2026 03:56 PM (vbXSk)

I think they'd have to literally roll out Hillary.

I've got to get going but that video of her and Bill celebrating backstage in 2016 always warms my cold heart.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

179 Harris has stuck to familiar territory, focusing on affordability, artificial intelligence and voting rights -- all issues she has championed or worked on throughout her career.

AI is something she's worked on throughout her career?!?!? Sure, Jan.
Last I heard, all she knew was that the "A" stands for "Artificial" and the I stands for, well, she forgot.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 03:58 PM (lCppi)

180 So, the pressure from those that don't want a redo of 2024 has to be news hits early on to persuade Kamala that the heat is too much for her if she tries to run again.

Posted by: whig
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Biggest problem.

They Don't Have A Viable Candidate

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:59 PM (+UcOf)

181 And the CA bar is (or at least was) overrated in its difficulty. Back then (mid-90's) VA was far, far harder. Holy shite VA was hard.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 13, 2026 03:59 PM (Fv808)

182 175 Kamala turned down the food at the luncheon because she had just finished a whole jar of olives.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 13, 2026 03:57 PM (2ap+5)

Ha! Each pierced by a little plastic spear.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 03:59 PM (odBC9)

183 172 You know who has the most to lose in the GOP if the Republicans do well in the Senate races? Thune.

Everything he's done in the last year has been tailored to the expectation that the Dems take over in 2027.

I read somewhere that out of the 10 GOP senators that voted to convict DJT on the House's impeachment charges, only 3 will still be senators next year. Not much to build on for Senator Thune.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 03:57 PM (rj6Yv)

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I don't think it's possible to guess what Thune wants because of the makeup of the Senate and the fact that 5 of the worst GOP senators are leaving office this year (Mitch, Ernst, Cassidy, Cornyn, and Thillis). And then you have Murkowski, who's really just a Democrat.

If he really, really wanted, say, the SAVE Act passed, what could he do to those six Senators to convince them to vote for it?

Or, he could be using them as a shield to not do anything, but Thune did get the OBBB passed with the DHS funding and appropriated through 2028, including cutting off illegals from a host of federal welfare programs like SNAP.

If, with a reshapen majority next year, Thune still can't pass the SAVE Act, I'd place the blame on him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:00 PM (R0rrx)

184 178 171 yeah, they could still roll out Hillary. White, inebriated and READY, and lots of Clinton Foundation Bucks (thanks to Haiti theft, and Russia "donations", and a host of other evil contributors).
Posted by: illiniwek at October 13, 2026 03:56 PM (vbXSk)

I think they'd have to literally roll out Hillary.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

ewww

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 04:00 PM (odBC9)

185 180 Biggest problem.

They Don't Have A Viable Candidate

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:59 PM (+UcOf)

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Newsom has the same levels of name recognition as Kamala.

And he can't get within a dozen points of her in any poll because the black electorate hates him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:01 PM (R0rrx)

186 JD Vance today at a speech: “I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way. I’m the vice president, not James Talerico.”

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:01 PM (2ocoG)

187
With Red Kammie we'd get Slugger Doug back in the limelight!

Run, Old Lady Emhoff, run!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 13, 2026 04:01 PM (ixS3i)

188
No newspaper article is going to change her mind about what to do with her ex-husband's fortune gifted to her in the divorce.
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which is why there are names now associated with the previously unsourced quotes. Its an op. It will continue and escalate. Not saying it is going to work, but they are going to push and push and push to keep Mackenzie's hands in her pockets. Or, they'll just have to really screw up Kamala's profile by leaking more and publicly making Kamala radioactive. He look what happened to the schmuck that tried to run for California gov. They aren't screwing about any more.

Posted by: Keith Olberman at October 13, 2026 04:01 PM (anL5R)

189 She will not go gently. She's like radioactive gonorrhea. You can't get rid of her. She still has the right skin color and powerful political backers who also won't go gently.

2028 is gonna be a Democrap bloodbath. Can't wait!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 13, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Every Democrat believes they'll have to have a black and a woman on the'28 ticket, to keep their base satiated. Kamala's a two-fer. Would she accept the VP nomination again? Very doubtful. The Democrats may have to get a drug cartel to kidnap and keep her under-wraps in the jungles of South America for two years, beginning early next year.

Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2026 04:02 PM (5rh/l)

190 What great plan and specifics do Democrats have for making things "affordable" ? "And voting rights"-Is that code for any illegal should be able to vote?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2026 04:02 PM (JrHfD)

191 Biggest problem.

They Don't Have A Viable Candidate

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:59 PM

At least until 2032, when I'm eligible. A Leader We Deserve!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at October 13, 2026 04:02 PM (0sNs1)

192
That poor Black female interviewer in the first clip with no choice but to emphatically say "Yeah. Yeah." She has no idea what Kamala is talking about.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM (mmrXZ)

193 JD Vance today at a speech: “I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way. I’m the vice president, not James Talerico.”
Posted by: Ian S.

I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

194 BTW, you know why the left is so obsessed with Natalie Hart?
The whole trying to claim Trump is having an affair with her?

Because they believe she is the "secret nurse" of Trump, the one that carries his diaper bags and cleans him when he shits all over himself.

So it's not that they want to smear with an affair--they want to try to get other people looking at her so they can spring their 10,000th iteration of "Trump has dementia!!"

It's so very stupid.
But it's very, very important to the left.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)

195 People talk about big dollar Democrat donors like they're a monolith, but they're not. Mackenzie Scott (the former Mrs. Bezos) loves her, is worth hundreds of billions, and can gather a group of wealthy friends into a room to collect tens of millions at a time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not sure that big donors are going to be as useful going forward. I think a lot of the ActBlue and WinRed (Thune and a few others) smurfing is coming from recycled big donor contributions that would be over the limit. And foreign funding as well.

Expect a lot of stories and investigations to start dropping post election over these. Latest example, an 88 year old woman who says she never donated the $150k that Act Blue says she did in over 14000 separate donations over five years. That would require 8 donations per day, every day, for five years.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM (bk5GW)

196 I don't suggest the Vice President attempt to kick her alcoholism in three months. DTs are a bitch, and really take up most of the attention available while they are going on.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

197 She totally blew it!

*wipes chin with sleeve*

*checks mirror*

*wipes chin again*

Posted by: Kamala at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM (Vu7A1)

198 I can't not go there more than I already don't, so...

@Polymarket 1h
JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM (nEUC6)

199 I may get shitfaced, but nobody has ever thrown me into the back of a van like a sack of potatoes... that I remember anyway.

Posted by: Kalamama at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM (odBC9)

201 WSJ: Kamala Harris’s Husband Privately Says He Doesn’t Want Her to Run for President Again
Harris has taken steps that would enable a third presidential run, and some donors have directly told her another bid would be a long shot

The only thing that matters in 2028 is that Democrats win. And that once they win they use that power to unfuck everything that’s happened whilst punishing everyone responsible for their crimes.

Sorry, but it probably needs to be a 40-60-year-old ish white, heterosexual male, ideally with military service and of Christian faith.

As depressing as it is, America might just be too fucking backwards at this point for \~30% of the population to vote for a woman, poc, atheist or gay president.

Hope I am wrong and AOC or Pete or someone else revolutionary win in a landslide and shake things up!

IMO, those two things are mutually exclusive. Anybody milquetoast enough to be "vote for me to bring back normal" is not strong enough to unfuck everything that's happened, let alone punish anyone responsible.

We have never once run an actual charismatic progressive. Not a single time. No one has any idea what would happen if we did.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM (Pwm2N)

202 What about AOC? Seems like she would have some momentum were she to throw her hat into the ring.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM (77rzZ)

203 AI is something she's worked on throughout her career?!?!? Sure, Jan.
Last I heard, all she knew was that the "A" stands for "Artificial" and the I stands for, well, she forgot.
Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 03:58 PM (lCppi)

Kammie probably figures "AI" stands for "anal insertion".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2026 04:05 PM (quk5M)

204 How about: Nicole Shanahan.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 04:06 PM (odBC9)

205
AI is something she's worked on throughout her career?!?!? Sure, Jan.
Last I heard, all she knew was that the "A" stands for "Artificial" and the I stands for, well, she forgot.
Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 03:58 PM

I hope Kamala berated her staff over her loss after Obama won with meaningless platitudes like hope and change/we are the ones we've waiting for and her word salad failed to win her jack.

Obama was a tabula rasa and he knew it and I bet she hates him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2026 04:06 PM (zNXwB)

206 Or, he could be using them as a shield to not do anything, but Thune did get the OBBB passed with the DHS funding and appropriated through 2028, including cutting off illegals from a host of federal welfare programs like SNAP.

If, with a reshapen majority next year, Thune still can't pass the SAVE Act, I'd place the blame on him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Thune has his own rendezvous with the voters in 2028. His favorability rating back home is slipping and ironically the last Senate Majority or Minority Leader to lose an election was Tom Daschle who lost to John Thune.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 04:06 PM (bk5GW)

207 Latest example, an 88 year old woman who says she never donated the $150k that Act Blue says she did in over 14000 separate donations over five years. That would require 8 donations per day, every day, for five years.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at October 13, 2026 04:06 PM (0sNs1)

208 How about: Big Mike.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 04:07 PM (odBC9)

209 We have never once run an actual charismatic progressive. Not a single time. No one has any idea what would happen if we did.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM (Pwm2N)

Say wut?

Posted by: B. H. Obama at October 13, 2026 04:07 PM (5rh/l)

210
We have never once run an actual charismatic progressive. Not a single time. No one has any idea what would happen if we did.

"charismatic progressive"

Name one. That's it, just one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 13, 2026 04:07 PM (ixS3i)

211 The simple truth of the matter is no one, these days, runs for the Democrat Presidential nomination. The choice is already decided and locked in. That fact that there are so many "money trains" telling her to sit down and shut up pretty much excludes her from being the already established choice.

Let's pay attention and see who the the next potential "candidate" is that they tell to go home and get their shine box.

Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2026 04:08 PM (dIske)

212 206 Thune has his own rendezvous with the voters in 2028. His favorability rating back home is slipping and ironically the last Senate Majority or Minority Leader to lose an election was Tom Daschle who lost to John Thune.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 04:06 PM (bk5GW)

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There's going to be incentive to do something next Congress.

Johnson retains a slim House majority (maybe) and Thune has a stronger majority with the replacements (between 52 and 54 seats), I think there's a stronger chance for the SAVE Act to pass next congress than it ever had this congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:08 PM (R0rrx)

213 OMG I forgot about booty juice.

AOC, Kamala, Bootyjuice, Crockett, Bernie, Cankles?

what a stage!!!!!

who did i forget?

Posted by: Popcorn futures at October 13, 2026 04:08 PM (anL5R)

214 Biggest problem.

They Don't Have A Viable Candidate

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:59 PM

I don't think they want one. TPTB wants corrupt, shithead meat puppets that do as they want.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (seCv0)

215 Newsom, even most Dems realize he's a fake flaming ahole
Buttigieg, a media creation
Ossoff, no accomplishments and the Dems aren't supporting a Jewish guy
Shapiro, see Ossoff
That brings us to Kamala, who sucks. Literally

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (V2IGM)

216 We have never once run an actual charismatic progressive. Not a single time. No one has any idea what would happen if we did.
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I remember all the stories of the big bakery executives fretting that no one wanted to buy their sliced bread and they were going to go bankrupt but were saved by hiring a charismatic spokesman.

LOL, fucking tards, never but never will they give up the delusion that their ideas are popular.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (3cUTc)

217 What about AOC? Seems like she would have some momentum were she to throw her hat into the ring.
Posted by: Bulg
.......

I think Ilhan should throw her turban into the ring.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

218 Late to the thread. Say, has TJM taken a position on Kamala's chances yet? Last I heard, he was undecided.

Posted by: Mark Hamill at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

219 How about: Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (odBC9)

220 I have to assume there are no longer any "normal" Dims to run anything due to wokism.

After Hilary, Biden, Kam and Walz, would the party reject them as not being woke enough?

Sickening. Maybe the next presidental candidate will be a trans? That's all that's missing with alcoholics, dementia and ghey weird governors from MN. Walz may be a trans for all I know as he loves them so much, especially illegal alien trans!

Perhaps that trans looking governor from Maine should run? I would run fast from that freakoid if I saw her in the wild. I don't care that she has a family as dat's a man, baby.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (hzuYO)

221 218 Late to the thread. Say, has TJM taken a position on Kamala's chances yet? Last I heard, he was undecided.

Posted by: Mark Hamill at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

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I'm getting close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (R0rrx)

222 We have never once run an actual charismatic progressive. Not a single time. No one has any idea what would happen if we did.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM (Pwm2N)

I've been here all the time! Tanned, charismatically bearded, rested, progressive as hell, and ready!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 13, 2026 04:10 PM (5rh/l)

223 Argghhhhhh.

Posted by: Archimedes = Mark Hamill at October 13, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t)

224 Looks as if we are going to be rid of Zelensky very soon.

Military Summary Channel
https://youtu.be/htbgKRtySlg

Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (3HKJ0)

225 IMO, those two things are mutually exclusive. Anybody milquetoast enough to be "vote for me to bring back normal" is not strong enough to unfuck everything that's happened, let alone punish anyone responsible.

We have never once run an actual charismatic progressive. Not a single time. No one has any idea what would happen if we did.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 13, 2026 04:04 PM

You know who was strong enough to unfuck everything that's happened, punish anyone responsible, and was an actual charismatic?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (0sNs1)

226 "Only a medical doctor can make this difficult diagnosis."

Dr gp sez EtOH plus benzodiazepines.

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

227 202 What about AOC? Seems like she would have some momentum were she to throw her hat into the ring.
Posted by: Bulg

The politics of a racial identity coalition become a land mine because this or that group might just stay home if their favorite for that identity group doesn't get the nomination. It is kind of like Jenga Sticks for the Dems nowadays. GOP doesn't have to deal with pleasing Muzzies, black females, AWFLs, Hispanics, alphabet people, secular Jews, atheists, etc. There is even a geographic split between the West Coasters centered on CA and the East Coasters centered on NY and NE.

Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (bk5GW)

228 220 I have to assume there are no longer any "normal" Dims to run anything due to wokism.

After Hilary, Biden, Kam and Walz, would the party reject them as not being woke enough?

Sickening. Maybe the next presidental candidate will be a trans? That's all that's missing with alcoholics, dementia and ghey weird governors from MN. Walz may be a trans for all I know as he loves them so much, especially illegal alien trans!

Perhaps that trans looking governor from Maine should run? I would run fast from that freakoid if I saw her in the wild. I don't care that she has a family as dat's a man, baby.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2026 04:09 PM (hzuYO)

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The media environment on the left will kill anyone running for a prominent Democrat in the primary position who says heterodox things about a host of issues. Immigration for sure. Israel probably now. Trans-stuff, though less important now than a few years ago.

General election, they can hedge, but not the primary.

It's woke or out at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (R0rrx)

229 You know who was strong enough to unfuck everything that's happened, punish anyone responsible, and was an actual charismatic?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (0sNs1)

Teddy Roosevelt?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)

230 MSNow - Democrats expand the map as Republicans defend red states.

I guess that's why the Dems are flush with cash.

GatewayPundit had an article on Ohio. Not looking good for Dems.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 13, 2026 04:12 PM (Sco7b)

231 Pete Buttigieg + James Talarico

The Youth Vote (D)

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 04:12 PM (odBC9)

232 The Democrats will have to decide if they're going to run some candidate debates this go around. It's looking like they'll need a couple nights with a half dozen each... given how many people (it has been speculated) are going to run.

Imagine a weeks worth of this shit. I mean, the number of people who have been suggested to run has to be in low 20's. And each one is a "serious" contender.

Just ask them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2026 03:36 PM (RORbl)

The last interesting Dem candidate debate was in 2020 when Tulsi Gabbard knifed Kamala Harris' campaign in the back.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:12 PM (uhVAy)

233 Say, has TJM taken a position on Kamala's chances yet? Last I heard, he was undecided.

He's less decided on that than he is on the meaning of "horror".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

234 How is the politicking going?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 03:32 PM (+UcOf)

I may get willowed, so I'll repost later. Campaigning takes a lot of work. I've got a small but great team volunteering their time, but I'm spending 8-10 hours a day either coming up with content, making short videos with my cellphone at various locations, etc. I must say that I have a new respect for politicians that look smooth in front of a camera. I'm reading handmade cue cards for my talks, and it shows sometimes.

I received my $25K from the state, and I've got three weeks to spend it. I only have time for 2 mailers for my three towns, and I'm learning to lean into social for the rest. The debate gave us a lot of positive momentum. I'm speaking at the Weston RTC tonight, so we'll see how that goes. Republicans as a whole are very beaten up here, so the challenge is to give them a reason to turn out. Not easy at all.

Staying positive, however. I really think I can win this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 13, 2026 04:13 PM (0CU3H)

235 You know who was strong enough to unfuck everything that's happened, punish anyone responsible, and was an actual charismatic?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (0sNs1)

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 04:13 PM (odBC9)

236 233 He's less decided on that than he is on the meaning of "horror".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

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Mark wrote that essay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:13 PM (R0rrx)

237 207 Latest example, an 88 year old woman who says she never donated the $150k that Act Blue says she did in over 14000 separate donations over five years. That would require 8 donations per day, every day, for five years.
Posted by: whig at October 13, 2026 04:03 PM

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at October 13, 2026 04:06 PM (0sNs1)

It's yet another way they launder foreign donations.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 04:13 PM (l3cgK)

238 I think Ilhan should throw her turban into the ring.
Posted by: wth
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Thank God she's not a natural born citizen!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 13, 2026 04:14 PM (VCgbV)

239 off-sock

Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2026 04:14 PM (5rh/l)

240 The politics of a racial identity coalition become a land mine because this or that group might just stay home if their favorite for that identity group doesn't get the nomination. It is kind of like Jenga Sticks for the Dems nowadays. GOP doesn't have to deal with pleasing Muzzies, black females, AWFLs, Hispanics, alphabet people, secular Jews, atheists, etc. There is even a geographic split between the West Coasters centered on CA and the East Coasters centered on NY and NE.

While who gets the biggest piece of the pie is the main thing, there is also lots of outright hatred between various groups, e.g. blacks vs. gays, muzzies vs. Jews, and everybody vs. the Irish.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

241
Say wut?
Posted by: B. H. Obama

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Hah, my reaction exactly!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2026 04:14 PM (mmrXZ)

242
AOC, Kamala, Bootyjuice, Crockett, Bernie, Cankles?

what a stage!!!!!

who did i forget?
==
ADD Tucker Carlson - Please!!!!

Posted by: Popcorn futures at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (anL5R)

243 I want to support a winner in 2028, and I just don't know if the vice president has the juice this time."

Oh she has the juice... as in half a bottle of vodka juiced.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (+4Cf6)

244 Looks as if we are going to be rid of Zelensky very soon.

Military Summary Channel
https://youtu.be/htbgKRtySlg
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (3HKJ0)

I'll believe it when it happens. The Euros stabbed us in the back the last time this came up.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

245 "I just don't know if the vice president has the juice this time."

Oh, she definitely has the juice. And then some.

Posted by: Pooklord at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (9MAOs)

246 Maybe if she gets down on her knees and begs them, they'll reconsider?

Posted by: windbag at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (YHbYz)

247 I can’t tell you who the dem nominee will be. I can, however, tell you who it won’t be. Anyone Jewish or white.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 13, 2026 04:16 PM (u73oe)

248
Staying positive, however. I really think I can win this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

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I knew you when.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2026 04:16 PM (mmrXZ)

249 246 Maybe if she gets down on her knees and begs them, they'll reconsider?

Posted by: windbag at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (YHbYz)

That's not what she normally does when on her knees...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 04:16 PM (l3cgK)

250 and everybody vs. the Irish.
Posted by: Archimedes

Including the Irish.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

251 Staying positive, however. I really think I can win this.

You've got a big Amen chorus here at the HQ.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2026 04:16 PM (Riz8t)

252 who did i forget?

Posted by: Popcorn futures at October 13, 2026 04:08 PM (anL5R)

The Tamponator.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 13, 2026 04:17 PM (TCvR+)

253 250 and everybody vs. the Irish.
Posted by: Archimedes

Including the Irish.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

TBF, the Irish are rather pugilistic...especially when drunk.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 04:17 PM (l3cgK)

254 Kamala Harris is proof the country is in the shitter and full of idiots.

Posted by: Cretins Are Breeding at October 13, 2026 04:18 PM (NkqBW)

255 When your dick feels hard, you are hard. And when you are not hard, your dick does not feel hard.

Posted by: Kamala For President of BOFA at October 13, 2026 04:18 PM (0GWtO)

256 Staying positive, however. I really think I can win this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Good luck!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 04:18 PM (seCv0)

257 I'll believe it when it happens. The Euros stabbed us in the back the last time this came up.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

https://youtu.be/iE9MfzFklsY

Zelensky is threatening to default on the "loans". Don't think that will help him with Trump.

Euros are going full out to blockade the Baltic. China is openly supporting Putin now.

Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 13, 2026 04:19 PM (3HKJ0)

258 244 Looks as if we are going to be rid of Zelensky very soon.

Military Summary Channel
https://youtu.be/htbgKRtySlg
Posted by: you really don't want to know at October 13, 2026 04:11 PM (3HKJ0)

I'll believe it when it happens. The Euros stabbed us in the back the last time this came up.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)
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Zelenskyy made the mistake of targeting Russia's Diesel production less than 24 hours after Trump secured an energy deal with Russia. It's obvious that the EU advised him on that. So, don't get too attached to Zelenskyy...he, definitely, is on the way out.

Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)

259 Staying positive, however. I really think I can win this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

I nominate myself as head of the Office of Hot Ginger Female Outreach in your upcoming administration.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

260 She can't keep herself to just two drinks to loosen her up, she has to drink seven or eight just before a speech.

She just needs that extra ooomph.

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Had a devil of a time getting into AoSHQ since about noon today.
Kept getting DNS errors, and then the front page started working but the comments server wasn't resolving.

Just started working again.
Pixy must've changed out the hamsters.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)

261 When you see a headline re: Kamala that says ‘get bent’ you cant help but have the sound of a vacuum roar thru your Moron mind.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 13, 2026 04:21 PM (FCPbW)

262 nood Ilhan "Omar"

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:21 PM (nXhwP)

263 Staying positive, however. I really think I can win this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Staying HIV positive is how James Talarico plans to win Texas.

Posted by: The AIDS Crazies Are Real at October 13, 2026 04:21 PM (0GWtO)

264 241
Say wut?
Posted by: B. H. Obama

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Hah, my reaction exactly!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2026 04:14 PM (mmrXZ)

Too many of our younger citizens seem to believe anything that occurred more than 5 days ago is ancient history and they don't care about any history stuff. This is one reason The Media needs to broadcast a new outrageous thing Trump said or did every 16 hours or so. The younger ones quickly forget the current Trump outrage after a few hours and return to watching TikTok videos.

Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2026 04:22 PM (5rh/l)

265 "If I were her, I would never say that stroller story again in my life," said one longtime associate who was granted anonymity to speak candidly.

If there’s one earmark of authenticity and liberal protection of free speech, it’s making sure to please the sourpusses and fanatical gatekeepers of your ability to say what you really think.

Posted by: red speck at October 13, 2026 04:23 PM (Ve/HL)

266 "Not just memory in legacy but pride in what can be the destiny and was the destiny that many fought for"

Word salads are back on the menu!

She was keyed in on 'legacy' and 'destiny' because they rhyme, and she was trying to form a sentence around that but screwed it all up.

This is called drunk optimism.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (6ydKt)

267 Even as drunk as she seems to be, she is very cautious about shying away from any substance. Always elusive fluff, all meaningless. I don't think she has always taken this stance. I think she started doing this when she was running with Biden and decided not to offer a true opinion on anything.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (9+/Jn)

268 Newsom has the same levels of name recognition as Kamala.

And he can't get within a dozen points of her in any poll because the black electorate hates him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:01 PM (R0rrx)

there aren't enough blacks in the country to make up a dozen points in a fair poll.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)

269 There's a weird fact to the "we've never run a charismatic progressive" angle.

Progressivism is strangely anti-charisma at its core. It's a LARP of revolution. Charisma requires a certain ease, or comfort, to be instilled in the mark. Like how a con man would.

Revolution requires the opposite. You can't be charismatic when you're trying to convince your mark that everything is fucked and hope is lost and the only option left is to burn shit down and support a complete nobody outsider who has nothing to do with any of this mess.

Notice how the only people who ever think communists have "charisma" are the people who never had to live under them. Che Guevara as a hippie on a t-shirt ain't murdering your cousins.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (aKiSo)

270 Even if Kamala wasn't tossing word salads left and right and she was as eloquent as Cicero, her little pithy mottos for life she trots out are basically beauty queen answers to questions at the pageant.

None of it is useful and as long as she gets the sentence out without screwing up the landing it's a 10 out of 10 from the judges.

But Kamala always screws up the landing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 04:28 PM (6ydKt)

271 If even the Daily Show is dunking on her, it's safe to say the Dems are truly finished with her.

Posted by: Pooklord at October 13, 2026 04:30 PM (9MAOs)

272 Zelenskyy made the mistake of targeting Russia's Diesel production less than 24 hours after Trump secured an energy deal with Russia. It's obvious that the EU advised him on that. So, don't get too attached to Zelenskyy...he, definitely, is on the way out.
Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)

He has done this many times before as well since Trump started trying to get a peace deal. He even started this anti-Russian oil campaign to keep the war fires glowing for very little military purpose.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

273 There's a weird fact to the "we've never run a charismatic progressive" angle.

Progressivism is strangely anti-charisma at its core. It's a LARP of revolution. Charisma requires a certain ease, or comfort, to be instilled in the mark. Like how a con man would.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (aKiSo)

Today's version of progressive has to tell you just what you already know you are supposed to think using the same phrasing or else the crowd is programmed to boo them off the stage. This makes having any kind of real program impossible.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)

274 Is the main server down?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (RIvkX)

275 What if Nancy endorses AOC?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (+UcOf)

276 What if Nancy endorses AOC?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (+UcOf)

Nancy who?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)

277 Its back. Nood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 04:40 PM (RIvkX)

278 Yet I read Putin struck Ukrainian energy sites 2 hours after the deal was done. So much competing info out there. Putin has to decide if he is happy about what he has taken so far or not. The diesel situation is being played to his advantage.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 13, 2026 05:05 PM (7/DDO)

279 It'd be sort of scary if Kammie went to rehab and sobered up, but then funny if it made her take the red pill.

Posted by: Norrin Radd at October 13, 2026 05:31 PM (lY/NM)

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