TikTok Feminists Try to Cancel Shane Gillis <i>Again</i>, This Time for Stating the True Fact that Slutty Women are Dressing Like Whores at the Gym

TikTok Feminists Try to Cancel Shane Gillis Again, This Time for Stating the True Fact that Slutty Women are Dressing Like Whores at the Gym

This is another non-controversy turned into a tumult by bored, neurotic attention- seeking clickwhore e-feminists.

Shane Gillis gave a kinda lame monologue on SNL about women dressing like "whores" at the gym.

This is not a controversial take, nor is it new -- people have been noticing and commenting on the trends in women's (or, let's be serious, women who want to be influencers and e-girls) wearing nothing on their upper body except a spandex strap across their breasts and wearing shorts designed expressly to show their butt-cracks and camel toes.

These aren't your Grandpa's tight shorts. These shorts have a tight, elastic seam in the crotch that hugs the deep contours of the buttocks and sucks the material in.

This is not some new observation. Nor can it be denied.

The old shorts let you see the outside contours of the camel toe. The new shorts let you see the inner contours of the camel toe.

That's a sexual escalation.

Shane Gillis said, basically, that women were dressing like "whores" to entrap men into looking at their asses and breasts so they could then monetize their "sexual victimization" on TikTok.

I don't know if that's still funny three years later -- but it remains 100% factually accurate.

There is an entire genre of TikTok "content" of e-girls showing their nether regions to every man in the gym and then claiming that any man who so much as looks in their direction is "harassing" them.

The YouTuber Joey Swoll basically built his channel scolding e-girls for these cheap attention-getting/sexual-harassment-faking antics.

Again, this is not controversial. My objection to this bit is that it's like three year old observation. We've been seeing women dressing extremely provocatively and then filming men merely glancing at them and accusing the men of ocular rape for years.

But The Libs of TikTok are stupid, vicious animals and so they're pretending that Gillis is talking about more normal sportswear -- which is itself very tight and revealing, but that's not even the type of outfit he's talking about.

And they're trying to cancel him.

As you know, feminists tried to cancel Sydney Sweeney over showing off her body. But on the other hand, they celebrate singing whore Sabrina Carpenter and Body Positivity Moose Lizzo for doing the same.

The difference, they claim, is that Sydney Sweeney is appealing to the "Male Gaze" while Sabrina Carpenter, when she wears lingerie on stage and has a male dancer mime taking her from behind as she mimes going down on another male dancer, is not appealing to the Male Gaze but merely "sexualizing herself for herself" and "empowering herself."

(Evidence: Content warning for Sabrina Carpenter getting into various sexual positions and asking, "Want to try it this way?" And here's where she posed being doubled-teamed by two men, again asking, "Want to try it this way?")

Basically, this is entirely a political settlement reached among feuding branches of feminism, the "Slutwalk Feminists" ("sex-positive" feminists) versus the Prude Feminists ("sex-negative" feminists).

This battle divided the movement so they settled on the completely fake, utterly political bullshit-compromise position that you could be as big a slut as you wanted so long as you claimed that you were doing so to empower yourself as a feminist and definitely not to appeal to men's interest in seeing sexy women.

Meanwhile, the Prude Feminists could continue to attack women like Sydney Sweeney by asserting, without asking Sweeney herself about it, that she was appealing to the Male Gaze and not to her own Empowerment and therefore is degrading all women.

The Prudes get what they want -- shaming the sluts -- and the sluts get what they want -- getting to be sluts without being judged by their fellow left-wing cows -- because all feminists and their cuck beta orbiters agree to this utterly incoherent and arbitrary division of the world between "Good Sluts" (empowered feminists) and "Bad Sluts" (women who want to appeal to men).

This is of course complete bullshit. When women dress provocatively, they're doing it to appeal to the Male Gaze. Period. If they feel "empowered" in doing so, it's because everyone, naturally, feels an ego lift at being thought of as attractive by the other sex.

One time I mentioned the claim made by women that when women dress sexy they're doing it to impress other women. The woman I mentioned this to scoffed at the claim and said -- vulgarity warning -- "Oh? Do they shave their pussies for other women, too?"

No, of course not. But it's a shibboleth among stupid feminists that it's Good if you sexualize yourself "for yourself" or for other women but it's very Bad if you sexualize yourself for men, and of course they get to decide which is which.

If you're a member of the Cult of Feminism with all dues paid up, you can mime getting double-teamed on stage while wearing lingerie and be hailed as an empowered hero. If you refuse to join the Cult of Feminism, you get attacked for "degrading women in sports" for appearing semi-nude in an ad for a betting parlor.

It's just the same easy rules for those in the leftwing tribe and the same viciously-exacting rules for those outside the tribe. Just vicious tribal leftism applied to another area of the human experience.

Anyway, this is what the Bubblegum Brigade is shrieking about this week.

Update: Apparently the shorts are called "butt scrunch shorts" or "scrunch butt shorts." This female trainer says OF COURSE the shorts are designed to show off every contour of your ass so how can you say you're offended by men doing exactly what you intended them to do?

From bonhomme: Here's an ad for them. You can see why they're called "butt scrunch shorts."

The claim that these shorts aren't being worn for sexual provocation, but are merely worn because it's "comfy" to work out with an elastic band tight up against your butt-hole, is preposterous.

These Scientific Geniuses argue that the shorts don't show the folds of your actual asshole, the just make it look like they show the folds of your actual asshole, which is Completely Different, Racists.

Limechomp
@cointelbo
It has nothing to do with "how they work" just because the shorts look like a *fake* butthole. The scrunching looks like a butthole at first glance, the same way that a pointy bra can look like nipples despite nipples not looking like a pointy bra in reality.

Oh well then. Consider me "served."

@nbcsnl The shorts we’re just supposed to ignore 😭👑 https://t.co/9SEb6hOAnM
— #ReclaimD1 (@ReclaimD1) October 13, 2026

“I don’t know why Shane Gillis is calling women whores” starter pack: https://t.co/BIugpnJHeg
— I Am Leah (@Bossy_Leah) October 12, 2026

Shane Gillis just awakened every sleeper cell on Instagram with his Manchurian Candidate joke.
Why don't you pass the time by showing a little ass? https://t.co/ePtcLNaGLA
— DⒶⓋe Wright the Thinker 🦔 (@DaveWThinker) October 13, 2026

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1 They do look like whores
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Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2026 05:24 PM (iOpI2)

2 Frankly when I go to the Gym and see the Girls dressing like Pole Dancers from a Sleezy Bar in Olongapo does nothing for me.

Just Sayin....

Now show me BIG MIKE IN TIGHT SWEATS......
Well then, it is "HARD-ON City .......

Posted by: James Talarico at October 13, 2026 05:26 PM (973Ju)

3 I think the pink shorts look like they are kind of uncomfortable, but what do I know.? I belonged to a gym that only had actual women ( I don't think those exist anymore) and I wore shorts that went halfway down to my knees and a non tight tee shirt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2026 05:26 PM (JrHfD)

4 The gals at my gym wear the spandex shorts that go up the ass. You can't look at them because if they bend over, you feel like their gynecologist. No thanks.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2026 05:26 PM (iOpI2)

5 Icky.

Posted by: George Takei at October 13, 2026 05:27 PM (XE5AP)

6 I used to belong to Planet Fitness. I never saw much of that in Planet Fitness, but then again its been 2 or 3 years since I've been back...

Posted by: Crusader at October 13, 2026 05:27 PM (TN0g+)

7 I am just here for the buffet and eye candy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

8 Sabrina Carpenter was so good on 'Girl Meets World.' But she looks very plastic now.

And someone mentioned it's no bra day earlier. Score another one for the feminists. But maybe we all win this time.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 13, 2026 05:28 PM (Sco7b)

9 Women are not only looking slutty at the gym; in the last video, I guess we have to listen to them attention whoring about it. Just like they did when they were outraged by the Sydney Sweeney commercial. LOL, they can't keep their outrage straight.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2026 05:29 PM (iOpI2)

10 The cool thing about having a pierced septum is that you can play the nose flute without having a nose flute!

Posted by: Always look on the bright side of life at October 13, 2026 05:31 PM (XE5AP)

11 Why am I hearing these complaints in the voice of a 6-year old girl yelling and stomping their feet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:31 PM (2GVsD)

12 These Feminazis are so empowered they wear slutty clothing and then are upset that men notice they are sluts who have no respect for themselves or their bodies and modesty.

Both men and women should dress as they want to be seen. Dress classy, be classy. Dress smart, be smart.

These whores just want attention and even negative attention is better than no attention.

They did not have a Daddy or Momma who loved them enough to teach them about self respect and dignity.

These bitches will die alone, bitter and nasty.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 13, 2026 05:32 PM (rg/w7)

13 From the stories I have read, Po City had standards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:34 PM (2GVsD)

14 Literally zero of these thots would say a damn thing about harassment or the Male Gaze if that gaze was being cast their way by 6'4" jacked Chad Thundercock who parked his Ferrari out front of the gym before his workout on his way back to his penthouse apartment.

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:34 PM (oqH4h)

15 I like whores.

Posted by: Whore Master Joe at October 13, 2026 05:34 PM (NkqBW)

16 Brava, Czech Chick.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 13, 2026 05:34 PM (iOpI2)

17 The girl in pink above is in the more modest style of shorts. Google, "scrunch-butt shorts." They have a gather or ruching in the butt seam so the seam goes all the way inside the crack.

I see women all the time in the gym in these scrunch butt mini shorts and a bralette. And you'd better not look because they might start filming themselves at any moment and you might get caught on camera looking. Then they post a video of you to the internet of the "creeper" that made them uncomfortable.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)

18 The old shorts let you see the outside contours of the camel toe. The new shorts let you see the inner contours of the camel toe."

_____________________________

Your lips move, but I cant hear what your sayin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2026 05:36 PM (NtVYv)

19 Some of these hoes will grow up to be like some of the moms in our neighborhood who show up to the community pool in bikinis that would be entirely appropriate for South Beach and make the kids ask their mommy and daddy why they can see most of Annie's mom's buttcheeks.

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:36 PM (oqH4h)

20 NGL - I love a good Mons.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 05:37 PM (GHE5A)

21 Here's an example of scrunch butt shorts:
https://shorturl.at/4sBbb

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:38 PM (mkw2N)

22 Too many of these women have Main Character Syndrome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:38 PM (2GVsD)

23 Do young women want the 19th amendment to be repealed?

Because fund sh#t like this (and the gangbang and Clancystuff) is how you motivate men the move you away from power.

And really, aren’t 4th wave feminists all about embracing their inner slut, empowering themselves by freeing themselves from caring about the male gaze or.. whatever?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2026 05:39 PM (4KUe5)

24 I see women all the time in the gym in these scrunch butt mini shorts and a bralette. And you'd better not look because they might start filming themselves at any moment and you might get caught on camera looking. Then they post a video of you to the internet of the "creeper" that made them uncomfortable.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:35 PM (mkw2N)

____________________

Reminds me of another song; Meet the Creeper, dig in deeper

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2026 05:39 PM (NtVYv)

25 The simple fix for this is to just ban smartphones from the gym. I've never seen a man filming themselves at a gym, I don't believe it's at all helpful for the workout. Just ban the smartphones and the problem goes away.

If that means all gyms suddenly suffer a huge drop in revenue because women won't go to the gym if they can't film themselves splitting their cheeks there, than that's a separate problem. One that can be resolved by repealing the Nineteenth Amendment.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 13, 2026 05:39 PM (LgYtf)

26 >>>17 The girl in pink above is in the more modest style of shorts. Google, "scrunch-butt shorts." They have a gather or ruching in the butt seam so the seam goes all the way inside the crack.

thanks, I didn't know what to call them so I couldn't google them. I'll see if I can add some pics so people can see what I mean.

Posted by: ace at October 13, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)

27 >>thanks, I didn't know what to call them so I couldn't google them. I'll see if I can add some pics so people can see what I mean.

Go.

Research.

But, don't forget to Hydrate.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 05:41 PM (GHE5A)

28 Here's an example of scrunch butt shorts:
https://shorturl.at/4sBbb
Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:38 PM (mkw2N)

I once knew this hawaiian broad who had an asshole like the scrunch bunch shorts.

Like a huge wrinkled coffee mug.

Posted by: The Old In N Out at October 13, 2026 05:41 PM (NkqBW)

29 >>Like a huge wrinkled coffee mug.

Like a St Bernard. Walking down the mountain in front of you?

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 05:42 PM (GHE5A)

30 Scrunch-butt shorts leave nothing to the imagination.

If you have a toned physique, of course there will be stares.

What do they expect?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:42 PM (2GVsD)

31 Here's an example of scrunch butt shorts:
https://shorturl.at/4sBbb
Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:38 PM (mkw2N)

Our lips are sealed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2026 05:43 PM (NtVYv)

32 But, don't forget to Hydrate.

The Council of Elders has spoken, 'wooloolooo'

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:43 PM (2GVsD)

33 Can't call out the obvious

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 05:43 PM (Ia/+0)

34 It may be a gym...but it's a public place. If one makes a public spectacle of oneself, no surprise that people stare. But, that's the point, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2026 05:43 PM (XeU6L)

35 25 The simple fix for this is to just ban smartphones from the gym. I've never seen a man filming themselves at a gym, I don't believe it's at all helpful for the workout. Just ban the smartphones and the problem goes away.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 13, 2026 05:39 PM (LgYtf)
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Lots of people are listening to music on their phones during their workout, though.

My gym strictly bans video recording of any kind. If you need a video of yourself for a legit form check you can go ask the staff and they'll do it for you with nobody else in the frame and comment on it so you can work on your deadlift or whatever. Other than that, if you're caught filming it's one warning and then you're banned for life.

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:44 PM (oqH4h)

36 Yeah, the butt crack gym leggings are all about “look at my azz!”

If you wear them, own it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2026 05:44 PM (4KUe5)

37 Now this is "Read my lips" stuff! What do you think, Bar?

Posted by: Zombie GHW Bush at October 13, 2026 05:44 PM (rp7QE)

38 I'm glad my advanced age leaves me with little interest in "gym whores."

Well, maybe not "glad" maybe sorry. Cuz I'd smack that azz. And they'd like it, but bitch about it.

And call the cops.

And I'd be in prison. Posting from a payphone.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2026 05:45 PM (RORbl)

39 Does Lucy Craig wear scrunch-butt shorts or is she just a scrunch?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)

40 The other solution is for every dude to just start showing up to the gym in compression shorts and tank tops then whining when the women start looking.

Not that anyone wants to see any of that, but what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:45 PM (oqH4h)

41 I use a gym at a public university. It's a school justly renowned for its female student body, for decades.

Wow. Even in this case, only a % of them have the bod to wear these incredible outfits. But when they do.

At the school's outstanding pool complex where I swim, when the weather's nice (= usually), of course it's bikini time.

Tragically I can say my college experience was nothing like this, and not just because of changes in gym wear. But the visual delights make workouts go that much faster.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2026 05:46 PM (U/Byj)

42 It's not like there's a camel toe competition or anything.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 05:46 PM (+UcOf)

43 Matt Rife, who is an OK comedian had the perfect response when they tried to cancel him for some joke he told....

He put a link up on his website with the caption, "My Heartfelt Apology"

The link took you to a retailer that sold head protection for the mentally disabled. That was better than the actually joke the perpetually offended were upset about.

Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2026 05:46 PM (dIske)

44 The other solution is for every dude to just start showing up to the gym in compression shorts and tank tops then whining when the women start looking.

Not that anyone wants to see any of that, but what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:45 PM (oqH4h)

Put a potato in your shorts......No dummy in the front

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 13, 2026 05:46 PM (NtVYv)

45 Willowed: the Pope has cancer and his White lost. Bad week, say a prayer for him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 05:47 PM (V2IGM)

46 I wish I could remember where, but Shane said something profoundly stupid on a podcast a couple of weeks ago. I could care less what happens to him. That said, he's not wrong. But like Ace said, it's like observing water is wet.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 05:47 PM (QFchU)

47 A lot of people who haven't been to the gym in a while hear women are wearing "sports bras" to the gym and think of these:
https://shorturl.at/rSv3d

What's the big deal, right?

But that's not what women are wearing and calling "sports bras" anymore. This is much more common:
https://shorturl.at/dNPpx

It's not completely scandalous, but it's definitely sexier.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:47 PM (mkw2N)

48 I endorse hot fit chicks in skin tight sin shorts.
Seriously endorse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2026 05:49 PM (s1VwS)

49 >>Posted by: rhomboid at October 13, 2026 05:46 PM (U/Byj)

At the University of Arizona in 1992 there was a pair of Racquetball Courts surrounded by Stair Climbers and Treadmills on 3 Sides.
The court was about 15 feet lower than the walls of machines. So, you'd be looking up at nothing but heaving tits and asses on 3 sides as you played.

It was a 3-5 week list to get on one of those 2 courts...all the other courts were available every day of the week.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 05:50 PM (GHE5A)

50 My college experience was when the ladies wore Nike Tempo running shorts.

Not tight or gross but also small enough to be tempting but still leaving something to the imagination.

Ah memories.

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:50 PM (oqH4h)

51 45 Willowed: the Pope has cancer and his White lost. Bad week, say a prayer for him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 05:47 PM (V2IGM)

All right, but I get to choose what the prayer is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2026 05:50 PM (s1VwS)

52 All I have to do is travel up to Osage Beach, in my area, during the Season. Women and girls on full display, everywhere. This is the Norm, now. Go to a marina gas dock sometime. Those women are GIRLS that people are ogling. Summer jobs for high schoolers and college.

Posted by: tubal at October 13, 2026 05:51 PM (Gqar8)

53 "5 Chic Outfit Ideas to Wear to the Gym Regardless of What Men Think"

Cosmopolitan's take on the matter.

Posted by: Easy The Elder at October 13, 2026 05:51 PM (xtGE1)

54 Well, I'm off to watch -with the family- more of "True Grit"- the 2010 version with 14 year old Mattie Ross being played by a 14 year old . She surely would not have approved of slutty clothes at the gym, but modern feminists wouldn't have half of a fraction of Mattie's gumption.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2026 05:51 PM (JrHfD)

55 Wait, the Pope has cancer?

How bad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:51 PM (2GVsD)

56 "My body, my choice" really just means, "save me when I don't like the consequences."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 05:52 PM (3cUTc)

57 updated with buttcrack pics

Posted by: ace at October 13, 2026 05:52 PM (1wjle)

58 >>updated with buttcrack pics
Posted by: ace at October 13, 2026 05:52 PM (1wjle)

THREADWINNER

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 05:52 PM (GHE5A)

59 But that's not what women are wearing and calling "sports bras" anymore. This is much more common:
https://shorturl.at/dNPpx

It's not completely scandalous, but it's definitely sexier.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:47 PM (mkw2N)
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Yeah. Sports bras used to be for the boobage-endowed females to be able to do athletic things while keeping the girls under control enough not to give themselves black eyes.

Not so much now. It's swimwear with slightly more spandex content.

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

60 Carried over:

198 Man, the House goofed when it ejected George Santos 311 to 114. Sure he was gay but 311 of his peers were faggots
Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 05:32 PM (88C+u)

The only real sin in a body like that is not having enough friends. I assume it was his cattiness that really did him, not the nominal offense cited.

Posted by: SciVo at October 13, 2026 05:53 PM (ke3zm)

61 See the outfit in Wright The Thinkers post?

Seeing it & very similar (one piece, all stretch, strapless with a light piece of fabric to tie around the neck to keep the top portion up) in legit restaurants, worn with kitten heels.
✋🏻

I'm not a prude, and the outfits worn publicly by others don't embarrass me at all. However, even I'm waiting for an a** kicking if I'm even be thought of giving an odd look to the wearers. (They are not "little" girls at all and appear to be doing some heavy gym time.)

Pity the men.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 13, 2026 05:54 PM (NFX2v)

62 > I endorse hot fit chicks in skin tight sin shorts.

Like I said yesterday, I'm a man and I look. I enjoy looking at fit women. But there are limits. Look, appreciate, and move on. That gets more difficult when they're five feet away, in a sexually suggestive pose, working hard, and basically in their underwear.

Additionally, there's the danger you'll be filmed looking. You might end up with an outrage mob publishing the video broadly enough that people whose opinions you value might see it.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:54 PM (mkw2N)

63 Do you know what the female equivalent of an erect penis is?

Blushing cheeks.

So all these women with blush on are basically walking around with raging female-boners telling everyone they are sexually aroused and need to copulate.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 05:54 PM (3cUTc)

64 Like a St Bernard. Walking down the mountain in front of you?
Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 05:42 PM (GHE5A)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 13, 2026 05:55 PM (zYpTz)

65 Dear ladies - my lawyers tell me to use that adjective

If you do not want to take responsibility for your actions, then expect to be treated like a child.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:55 PM (2GVsD)

66 I went to the gym this morning with a loose shirt and loose pants. So did the other men, and women.
I don't go shirtless in a speedo like I was showing off my tackle at the beach. I wear what is comfortable and practical. The same was true of the women today.
But yes, sometimes some women (thots) wear what they shouldn't. They're going to attract attention they shouldn't, and I don't have a lot of sympathy.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 05:56 PM (88C+u)

67 Scrunch Butt!

Posted by: Wood eye at October 13, 2026 05:56 PM (Cqx++)

68 Buttgiggle (probably) : I support the right of women to dress as they like in a gym. Doesn't matter to me.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 05:56 PM (V2IGM)

69 Yikes. Just looking at that grossness makes me want to pick my butt.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 05:56 PM (lCppi)

70 I endorse hot fit chicks in skin tight sin shorts.
Seriously endorse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2026

***
Major emphasis on the "hot fit" part.

Otherwise, no way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2026 05:57 PM (wzUl9)

71 The same whorefucks who are slut-shaming Gillis (‘women are empowered by looking and acting like a whore!”

are those screeching loudest at the Cornell 7 (“how dare those boys treat a whore like then whore she is!”

.

Men are always wrong, no matter what. Women are always right, and blameless, no matter what.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 05:57 PM (hxrdJ)

72 Oh no he ddiii n t

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 13, 2026 05:58 PM (k3anH)

73 And tomorrow in solidarity of the gym women the ladies of The View will wear butt scrunch shorts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 06:00 PM (V2IGM)

74 Tight gym bottoms can cause hygiene issues like yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and skin chafing.

So, I think we all know who is behind the "painted on" look. VAGISIL...come on out here at take a bow.

Posted by: Orson at October 13, 2026 06:00 PM (dIske)

75 >>>Yeah. Sports bras used to be for the boobage-endowed females to be able to do athletic things while keeping the girls under control enough not to give themselves black eyes.

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Speaking of "the girls", I just realized that since Biden has been gone I no longer hear PSA's on our local AM sports channel for breast cancer. Because we all know women are the target audience for sports radio. That had to be quite the grift, somehow.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 06:00 PM (QFchU)

76 Real question for the lady folks... are those clothes even comfortable to work out in?

My workout clothes are all of the semi baggy verity so I can actually MOVE without either having to worry about showing my junk, nor the fabric binding up on me and getting uncomfortable.

And I'll also wager they are like Women's bathing suits, where the less material they have the more expensive they are?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2026 06:00 PM (mP0Kj)

77 @55 Pope had part of his lung removed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 06:00 PM (V2IGM)

78 Sabrina carpenter is putting on weight and losing the cutie pixie looks. She’ll be sucking hobo dick behind a dumpster in 15 years.

And she dances like a drunk epileptic

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (hxrdJ)

79 Dear ladies - my lawyers tell me to use that adjective

If you do not want to take responsibility for your actions, then expect to be treated like a child.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 05:55 PM (2GVsD)

I was taught that "ladies" (and "gentlemen") were honorifics that had to be earned. These people have not earned anything but disgust. .

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (lCppi)

80 Oh yay, Tensor has LoRas for Malfoid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (2GVsD)

81
The way to handle this is to take your fat, middle-aged manbody and stand right in front of her camera tripod and start doing toe-touches with your hairy man-ass pointing at the lens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (y9nCu)

82 A. I am not young enough nor skinny enough to go to the gym in just my underwear.*

B. Even if I were, I would not.

I prefer some cheap linen joggers and a normally-fitting t-shirt.

*Not that it stops the other gals, they're not skinny enough, either. Gotta let those rolls hang out of the spandex, though. Proves they're serious, or something.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (zYpTz)

83 Geez, outraged AWFLs, why don't you strangle a toddler and calm down?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 06:02 PM (a4M/a)

84 Men are always wrong, no matter what. Women are always right, and blameless, no matter what.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 05:57 PM (hxrdJ)

Yeah, somehow the boundary layers of that Venn Diagram went from the Mom / Son and Husband / Wife relationships... to all of Society.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 13, 2026 06:02 PM (mP0Kj)

85 I'm glad I'm to old to GAF about those grifting sluts.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 13, 2026 06:03 PM (Q/FnY)

86 69 Yikes. Just looking at that grossness makes me want to pick my butt.
Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 05:56 PM (lCppi)

Just think of all the places they're exposing to the microplastics from the polyester!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 13, 2026 06:03 PM (zYpTz)

87 These young women as if they are trollops yea, slatterns and the basest strumpet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 06:03 PM (nIKjK)

88 Different subjects, but it kinda reminds me of a Jane Goodall documentary.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 06:04 PM (rj6Yv)

89 Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 05:54 PM (mkw2N)

Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right...

Posted by: Ceral Killer at October 13, 2026 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)

90 Posted by: Ceral Killer at October 13, 2026 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)

Damn.... hate a typo blowing the meme...

Posted by: Cerial Killer at October 13, 2026 06:05 PM (mP0Kj)

91 Literally zero of these thots would say a damn thing about harassment or the Male Gaze if that gaze was being cast their way by 6'4" jacked Chad Thundercock who parked his Ferrari out front of the gym before his workout on his way back to his penthouse apartment.
--
A guy was running an unscientific test on the dating apps.
AI photos of Chads.

And the women always choose Chad.
Unemployed Chad, No-Commit Chad, Lazy Chad, Married Chad, Old Chad, etc.
Even opposite politics as a "hard no" in their profile was discarded by the women just to get a date with Chad.

Regular dude could be richer, better educated, younger, stuff like that and Chad always got more "likes"

Anyway, lots of evidence that women under 30 are toxic and not fit to marry or even date.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 06:05 PM (3cUTc)

92 I have seen some remarkable things in yoga pants. I have also seen some wretchedly horrible things in yoga pants. Many more of the latter.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)

93 AI sez: "Industry estimates show that roughly 15% to 18% of the total U.S. population goes to a gym regularly (at least once a week or consistently)"

IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2026 06:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

94 From my Fleet days:

I seem to remember whores as better dressed. I was the designated driver that one trip to the Black Angus in San Juan, and never got past the parlor, but I did remember classy, knowing women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 06:06 PM (u82oZ)

95 I have also seen some wretchedly horrible things in yoga pants.

Things to drive Cthulhu insane?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

96 We have probable cause to accuse these whore women of whoredom!

Posted by: The Feds at October 13, 2026 06:07 PM (gz69C)

97
Sabrina carpenter is putting on weight and losing the cutie pixie looks. She’ll be sucking hobo dick behind a dumpster in 15 years.

And she dances like a drunk epileptic

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (hxrdJ)

Rather like how someone told Miley Cyrus that her tongue sticking out was sexy, so she ended up with a bunch of concert tongue photos where she looked like a sweaty basilisk after being chased by a hungry pit viper.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2026 06:07 PM (y9nCu)

98 Also if you're wearing an outfit that imitates a wrinkly bunghole, what's to say the man you attract might just prefer to hit up some other man.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 06:07 PM (88C+u)

99 I personally think those butt crunch tights are gross. And I love girls with hot bodies.

Why are you showing off the literal crack of your ass? Maybe next time include a shit stain too.

It’s gayer than Talacreepo blowing a musk ox.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 06:07 PM (hxrdJ)

100 I have seen some remarkable things in yoga pants. I have also seen some wretchedly horrible things in yoga pants. Many more of the latter.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)

This is the root of the problem.

Obviously the gyms need to enforce dress codes and looks codes.

If you aren't hot, then you can't wear your whore outfits!

Burkas for the uglies!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 13, 2026 06:08 PM (k5CNB)

101 Burkas for the uglies!

Hefty bags for The Spew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 06:09 PM (2GVsD)

102
It’s gayer than Talacreepo blowing a musk ox.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 06:07 PM (hxrdJ)
=========================
You never heard that from us!

Posted by: The Lerner Center at October 13, 2026 06:09 PM (gz69C)

103 "Things to drive Cthulhu insane?
Posted by: Anna Puma"

First they hypnotize, then they infect your dreams.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 06:09 PM (MWfyi)

104 Or should I say nightmares.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 06:09 PM (MWfyi)

105 And she dances like a drunk epileptic
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Wish I'd lived to see it.

Posted by: Ian Curtis at October 13, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

106 Don't guys who are fit wear the equivalent type of banana hammock + butt scrunch shorts along with some "tank-top" that barely has any material to it?
😎

Posted by: lin-duh at October 13, 2026 06:10 PM (VCgbV)

107 Salty!

Yup, the Black Angus was a 'Must go-to' during a port visit.

( And I believe the Black Angus is sadly, no-more)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 13, 2026 06:11 PM (iMotb)

108 *****Evidence: Content warning for Sabrina Carpenter
---

Thank the Supreme Court for letting decadence out of the box.
They ruled it out of the box they can rule it back in.

More and more it is becoming evident that most of the ills we suffer personally and as a nation can be laid at the feet of the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 06:11 PM (+UcOf)

109 I think women have a lot of genuinely valid things to complain about. They bleed every 28 days often with wracking painful cramps. They are smaller and weaker than nearly half the population. They are the primary targets of molesters and rapists. They get older and have a miserable process of menopause. And that's just the big stuff. I get it, women have a reason to be annoyed.

But its not OUR fault as men, we didn't do any of this to you, except .01% who are sexual predators. And increasingly women that way too. Don't take out your frustrations on men, we didn't pass laws and we built an entire society to protect you and preserve you from the hardships in life that you decided to throw aside as if it was cruelty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 06:11 PM (nIKjK)

110 Anna Puma

The tentacle chin look is never good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

111 This is bleeding over to "normie" clothes too. It has been a struggle to get shorts for Pookette that conform to her school's dress code. The rule is that the shorts need to go down to the kid's fingertips when they're standing straight, and they had to make an exception for Pookette because her legs, arms, and hands are so long. (Once her torso finally catches up, she'll probably be taller than me.) All that's been available at Wal-Mart for the last few years, from Girls size 10-12, 14-16, and the Women's sizes are biker-style shorts. We had to order Bermuda-style shorts online this year. So frustrating...

Posted by: pookysgirl is close to taking up sewing at October 13, 2026 06:12 PM (Wt5PA)

112 80 Oh yay, Tensor has LoRas for Malfoid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (2GVsD)

I understood that

What a weird world

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 13, 2026 06:13 PM (s1VwS)

113 Y'all know what the "solution" to this will be?

Making gyms gender specific. Guess how that shitshow will turn out.

Yes... I know there are already M or F only gyms. This would be for all... depending on your... orientation. By state, county or whatever.

It'll make bank for the leftists.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2026 06:13 PM (RORbl)

114 I was taught that "ladies" (and "gentlemen") were honorifics that had to be earned. These people have not earned anything but disgust. .
Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 06:01 PM (lCppi)

Actually where they originated they were class markers and you got them by birth or income.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 13, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

115 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta afternoon to ya, gov'nor.

Most here have never been inside the door of a well run bordello.

And I did hear it closed it's door. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

116 Mark Anthony

What is weird is all the BlueSky freaks crashing out over Rule 63.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 06:14 PM (2GVsD)

117 I still love Dave Chapelle with his 'OK, you're not a whore....but, you are wearing a whore's uniform' skit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 13, 2026 06:14 PM (iMotb)

118 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l4yDH3oWXg

Camel toe

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 13, 2026 06:14 PM (jrgJz)

119 It's okay to have a female only gym but how dare you try and have a male only one!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 13, 2026 06:15 PM (VCgbV)

120 I would prefer that they just work out naked.

And remember to wipe off the equipment.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 13, 2026 06:15 PM (B2jNU)

121 Kids these days!

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
The 5 "kids" charged in connection with the Eden Prairie shooting:

1. Adam Abdihakeem Adam (1

2. Abdraman Ahmed Jama (1

3. Omar Adan Abdullahi (19)
4. Musab Ibrahm Aden (1

5. Mahamed Ali Haji (20)

Just typical Minnesota-sounding names

-
If only there were some common thread.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 06:16 PM (a4M/a)

122 106 Don't guys who are fit wear the equivalent type of banana hammock + butt scrunch shorts along with some "tank-top" that barely has any material to it?
😎
Posted by: lin-duh at October 13, 2026 06:10 PM (VCgbV)
——

Only homosexuals and Europeans. Straight American guys don’t wear that shit.

Now, wearing skimpy swimsuits on the beach is not the same as being effectively naked in the gym and bending over and spreading your legs.

There’s a time and place for everything.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 06:16 PM (hxrdJ)

123 And she dances like a drunk epileptic

"I thought she was pretty good"
--Elaine Benes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 06:16 PM (nIKjK)

124 Never mind the gym, I saw at a store checkout line the other day a fat woman wearing the full length pants that outlined every bump and crevice. But she had a loose long sleeved top to counterbalance it.

Posted by: Decaf at October 13, 2026 06:16 PM (jsLqC)

125 "looks like a big taco"

LOL. haven't heard that since Dr Demento.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 06:18 PM (MWfyi)

126 > Don't guys who are fit wear the equivalent type of banana hammock + butt scrunch shorts along with some "tank-top" that barely has any material to it?

I don't see it at my gym. The most scandalous outfits I see guys wearing are something like this:
https://shorturl.at/xaEBF

It's definitely meant to turn women's heads, but not something that screams, "I'm a only fans guy!"

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 06:19 PM (mkw2N)

127 Shane expressions are priceless, but not as funny as comediannes talking about their twats.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 13, 2026 06:19 PM (bX16E)

128 Definitely the type of "engagement" that caters to women.

They're looking for "engagement", but OF COURSE the true definition is "engagement I WANT!"

I really think it was ridiculously unfair to the dumb creep who worked in the same kitchen where I was a dishwasher once. (I'll explain the attribution.)

I was about the same age as the kids in the bus staff, as was the "dumb creep" I referred to. Their was a lot of flirting and crotch-grabbing.

Just because he went to the same school, was in the same classes, he joined in. He got fired and a trip to the police station as a sexual assailant.

He was a creep. He was not too bright. But he didn't deserve to have his life ruined because he couldn't read the room.

But women enforce "Only the attention I WANT".

Oh, they want attention--but they really which life was a smorgasbord of attention. You can ogle them online and with likes.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)

129 I still love Dave Chapelle with his 'OK, you're not a whore....but, you are wearing a whore's uniform' skit.

Yeah its a classic and makes the point really well. I don't think that all those girls who dress in tight fitting little scraps of cloth actually are pay to play, its just the uniform.

And, honestly, a lot of of them effectively are kind pay to play just not in an open and constant manner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 06:20 PM (nIKjK)

130
Different subjects, but it kinda reminds me of a Jane Goodall documentary.
Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2026 06:04 PM (rj6Yv)

Heh. Gary Larson famously put out this Far Side comic in his normal Sunday rotation.

https://tinyurl.com/2zzahbxd

Some humorless scold at the Jane Goodall Institute took offense and had her lawyers send him a C and D demand letter while she was out in the field and out of contact. When she returned she saw the comic and laughed her ass off. Which started a lifelong friendship between Goodall and Larson, including having her write a forward to one of his collection books.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (y9nCu)

131 I think I've about run the pink&green theme into the ground on Tensor. What else?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (2GVsD)

132 If it weren't for these outfits I would never had known what a fupa is. So, yeah. Great. /s

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (QFchU)

133 Is Shane Gillis any braver than Bill Burr, who has revealed himself to be a big pussy and a sell-out?

Posted by: Crusader at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (TN0g+)

134 Never mind the gym

Yeah I do not understand the "yoga pants" thing. I get it if you are doing gymnastics or something but just walking around in public? the girls I knew when I was young would rather die than even consider wearing something like that in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (nIKjK)

135 Modern feminism is about power enforcing female preferences and point of view.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

136 New topic above.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (KWbVO)

137 I think I've about run the pink&green theme into the ground on Tensor. What else?

Pink and gold works really well together

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 06:23 PM (nIKjK)

138 Yeah I do not understand the "yoga pants" thing. I get it if you are doing gymnastics or something but just walking around in public? the girls I knew when I was young would rather die than even consider wearing something like that in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 06:22 PM (nIKjK)
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I've seen yoga pants--almost nothing but hue left to the imagination--at church.

Luckily not too often, though.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 06:24 PM (Fi81e)

139 Christopher R Taylor

A whole lot of gold-diggers out there. Just saying.

"I need to go to a Mens's Store. To buy pants that accentuate my wallet."
Says no guy, ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

140 > they had to make an exception for Pookette because her legs, arms, and hands are so long

Teach her how to deadlift! Long arms = big deadlift.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 06:24 PM (mkw2N)

141 I've seen a few guys wearing shirt like these. But they were probably European or gay///

https://tinyurl.com/38h22xws

Posted by: lin-duh at October 13, 2026 06:24 PM (VCgbV)

142 Feminism, as the first branch of neo-marxism, destroys ration and wisdom. Exactly as it was designed to. Pointing to hypocrisy does not register to them at all. They have been so thoroughly programmed that the allegation can be dismissed or wielded as a weapon against the normal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 06:25 PM (nEUC6)

143 > "I need to go to a Mens's Store. To buy pants that accentuate my wallet."
Says no guy, ever.

Guys definitely buy things to accentuate their wallet. Like flashy cars, watches, and clothes.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 06:26 PM (mkw2N)

144 Nood, El-Sayed's mom

Posted by: SciVo at October 13, 2026 06:26 PM (ke3zm)

145 >>> Yeah I do not understand the "yoga pants" thing. I get it if you are doing gymnastics or something but just walking around in public? the girls I knew when I was young would rather die than even consider wearing something like that in public.
Posted by: Christopher

=====

My wife, who is almost 29, swears that are really comfortable. Now, if she wears them to the gym she either ties a hoody around her waste, or wears a really long shirt that covers everything. So, 🤷‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 06:26 PM (QFchU)

146 Whores!
Uhn!
What are they good for?
Just one thing!
Say it again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 06:27 PM (a4M/a)

147 > I've seen a few guys wearing shirt like these. But they were probably European or gay

I shouldn't have followed the link. I think my computer has monkey pox now.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 06:27 PM (mkw2N)

148 >>> around her waste, or wears a really long shirt that covers everything. So, 🤷‍♂️

=====

Ugh. "Waist".

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 06:28 PM (QFchU)

149 So what if you’re a guy looking at a barely clad fit woman? Never apologize.

Yeah, I was looking. You got a nice body. Isn’t that your goal?

If you don’t want to be looked at, lift at home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2026 06:31 PM (6QeR0)

150 {{{nurse ratched}}}

I'll miss your life-affirming hugs in Texas. This year.

But I wanted to tell you I enjoy your pictures from your beach that are posted here. You do live in a scenic paradise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

151 off-topic:

I was at Kroger and they had all of the Starbucks Holiday Coffee already for sale at $5 off.

Peppermint Mocha, etc, etc.

So, weird. Waaaaayyyy too early.

Do they know something we don't?

Is SMOD coming?

Russian Lab Flu Epidemic?

Talarico winning in Texas and the universe collapses?

What is going on?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 13, 2026 06:36 PM (YSUhf)

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