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Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/12/26) Happy Columbus Day Edition
Quote I “While sanctuary politicians continue to release dangerous criminals onto their streets, our brave law enforcement officers will continue to risk their lives to arrest these heinous criminals and make America safe again. Illegal aliens have no sanctuary in America,” DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin
Quote II
They’re saying, well, you voted to confirm them. I said, I voted with the unanimous vote out of Senate Armed Services Committee. Now I’m telling you, I fucked up and he needs to go. What else do we need to talk about? Soon to be retired Senator Thom Tillis (RINO-NC)
Quote III “Mount Sinai is committed to ensuring that our patients have access to high-quality care while also maintaining the resources necessary to serve our communities,” Mount Sinai representative Lucia Lee
Speaking of despicable Muslim mothers.....Ewww hate to have been the G-
Live updates: Rep. Ilhan Omar says she will ‘not be silenced’ after Homeland Security searches her homeMaybe in Sharia some misogynist imam will silence her for us. The Headless Woman has a ring to it. Just ask Daniel Pearl.
You can download all the documents for this RFP here. From the RFP cover letter: This competitive acquisition will result in a Multi-Award Indefinite Delivery, Indefinite Quantity (IDIQ) contract with the ability to issue Firm-Fixed-Priced (FFP) task orders. The contract will have an effective ordering period of 8 years from the contract effective date, and two (2) option periods to extend the ordering period as follows: a 4-year Option Period 1 and a 3-year Option Period 2 for a total potential ordering period of 15 years. The anticipated contract award date is April 15, 2027, with an effective date occurring on the same day as the award. The contracts will primarily be performed off-site at the Contractor’s facilities; Contractors may perform some aspect of the work on-site at NASA centers as enabled by NASA Collaborations or Government Task Agreements.
Maybe self-service isn't so bad after all. Genius Award Winners!
Cessna 421 misfueled with Jet-A: the receipt was the last check
NTSB blames the refueler and cites the pilot’s missed check. The receipt said Jet-A. The airplane left anyway.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 10:02 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: clarence at October 12, 2026 10:02 PM (hOSrB)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:03 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2026 10:03 PM (N5iuz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 12, 2026 10:03 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 12, 2026 10:04 PM (xqL5c)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 10:04 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 10:05 PM (wxsGM)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 10:05 PM (77rzZ)
SpaceX could have a working prototype by late afternoon tomorrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2026 10:06 PM (N5iuz)
Posted by: What Time Dit is? at October 12, 2026 10:07 PM (EdP2u)
Brought to you by the Socialists of America.
Posted by: Case at October 12, 2026 10:08 PM (ROPCF)
Posted by: Oily To Bed at October 12, 2026 10:09 PM (EdP2u)
If a Darwin Award is given for "removing yourself from the gene pool," does a father who accidentally buries his still-living teenage daughter qualify?
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2026 10:09 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 10:10 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:10 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: pookysgirl, grabbing a sweatshirt at October 12, 2026 10:10 PM (Wt5PA)
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Burn the pilot's license forever. Make him pay for the plane's repair and the treatment of the passenger's injuries. He is too fucking stupid to be allowed in the air.
Posted by: clarence at October 12, 2026 10:11 PM (hOSrB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 10:11 PM (zcI95)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:03 PM (BzKNL)
Their planes are fueled by ethiopanol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 10:11 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: Oily To Bed at October 12, 2026 10:09 PM (EdP2u
No skeeters here.
Ha I make myself chuckle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2026 10:12 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
Loved the Feel Good Story of the Day. Good human!
Nice painting up top too...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2026 10:13 PM (D/6p1)
Ha I make myself chuckle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
No insect that large gets a cutesy pet name.
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)
We laugh, but this sort of thing used to happen with some regularity in pre-Industrial societies, even when the "deceased" was pronounced dead by a doctor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 10:16 PM (quk5M)
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Of the 1,400 Guatemalans in the US under a Student VISA, I wonder how many are planning to go to med school.
(Disclaimer: If in a medical class with a Guatemalan, properly caffeinate so as not to fall asleep and end up on the cadaver table)
*This has been a public service announcement. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. Tonight's offering "The Bride of Frankenstein." *
Posted by: Orson at October 12, 2026 10:16 PM (dIske)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 12, 2026 10:16 PM (Buh4t)
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What a useless bucket of shit you are, Tillis.
GFY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 12, 2026 10:17 PM (4Je4D)
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Of course, all good politicians take care of their constituents.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:17 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2026 10:17 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: clarence at October 12, 2026 10:11 PM (hOSrB)
Yes. The pilot is the "pilot in command". The fueler made a dumb mistake, but that is a pretty lowly job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 10:18 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 12, 2026 10:18 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 12, 2026 10:19 PM (kCFGk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at October 12, 2026 10:19 PM (ZxPkt)
SpaceX could have a working prototype by late afternoon tomorrow.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Heh, yeah, it's in hangar B.
He built it to relax and take his mind off Starship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:20 PM (BzKNL)
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Tillis would prefer a real "man" in that job, like Lloyd "Three Mask" Austin.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 12, 2026 10:20 PM (4Je4D)
Posted by: Water Under The Bridge at October 12, 2026 10:20 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 10:20 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Happy at October 12, 2026 10:21 PM (QZkUY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 10:21 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2026 10:17 PM (oqH4h)
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Did you feed it Beefarino?
Posted by: Kramer at October 12, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 10:23 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2026 10:17 PM (oqH4h)
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Did you feed it Beefarino?
Posted by: Kramer at October 12, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeah, pay attention, or the pup might miss his window.
Posted by: Kramer follow-up at October 12, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske)
Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 10:25 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 12, 2026 10:25 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Guatemalan Dad at October 12, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 12, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:27 PM (nxLtX)
We just finished Season One of Hap & Leonard, the series based on Joe R. Lansdale's crime novels. If this first season was based on the first novel in the series, I need to find it. Talk about intense . . . and there are several points where you wonder if the heroes are going to make it out of the severely tight spot they are in. They have to, it's a TV series (however limited -- six eps a season), but you really wonder.
Anyway! How was your Dia de Cristobal Colon?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2026 10:28 PM (wzUl9)
You still might find a "dumped" dog at your property one day...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 12, 2026 10:29 PM (VCgbV)
We shall call it, K-7.
Posted by: Space Force at October 12, 2026 10:29 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: lin-duh
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The doggo is refined. A dog of principle. No salad.
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 10:29 PM (41CYW)
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Thom, because you're a fvck up, you see?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Unkindest Cuts at October 12, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 12, 2026 10:31 PM (JZhkI)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 10:31 PM (77rzZ)
My dog can fart on demand. No beefareeno required. Annnd...she farts sweet little roses. Whatta gal💕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 10:32 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:32 PM (nxLtX)
Good friend is a retired RN, specializing in hospital "cleanliness" in her later career. She strongly advised me to never go to a hospital unless a direct family member was there. Why? She said the places were full of too many illnesses and bacteria.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 10:33 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 10:32 PM (96kpa)
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Your dog is my spirit animal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 12, 2026 10:33 PM (88C+u)
"Did you clean your room?"
"Does it matter? I'm dead!"
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Butch at October 12, 2026 10:33 PM (98xTj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 10:16 PM (quk5M)
That's why some Victorians had little bells on the top of the coffin with a string attached and pullable from inside.
Source: "The Great Train Robbery," starring Sean Connery.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:34 PM (nxLtX)
Posted by: Case at October 12, 2026 10:34 PM (ROPCF)
NASA releases its space station requirements; opens bidding for the contract to build one or more
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Two door or four door?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 10:34 PM (eRlcH)
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Ahhh, the old, "Which line you're in." Orwell would like a word. Some lines are more equal than other lines.
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 10:35 PM (41CYW)
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Thinking, if it's a little plane with propellers and such, maybe is a gasser?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:35 PM (BzKNL)
FTA:
A sump sample before engine start would have shown the difference, and that check stays with the pilot no matter who fueled the airplane.
That last part is so important. So true of so many things, but the consequences of passing off the responsibility in something like aviation are so very profound.
I hope the FOB or fueling company is paying for the "substantial damage to the right engine mount, fuselage, and empennage".
Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 10:35 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Won't Mention The Andrea Doria at October 12, 2026 10:36 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 10:37 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 10:38 PM (41CYW)
Yeah, pay attention, or the pup might miss his window.
Posted by: Kramer follow-up at October 12, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske)
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Warning volley for sure.
Our first pup, Shepherd/Malamute/Husky aka Gilda, potty trained herself. Never peed or pooped in the house from age 8wks. Dude showed up with her when we were engaged as I "needed protection." No, he needed a dog as his parents were no pet people (mother, anyway). He only had salmonella green turtles where I lived on a farm zoo.
Gilda would go to the front door and hit it with her paw and stare at you to let her out. Would sleep in the snow during the day as she loved it.
Had her neutered. When she got home I was petting her on the couch. I guess she was so relieved to be home her spincter opened and a tidy turd appeared on the couch. That was it for her entire life of genteel living.
She did try to kill a peeping Tom or thief one day protecting me.
Should have been trained as a K9. Very smart. Smiled on command. Understood soccer rules with her tennis balls (goal was her not used dog house). Our first baby.
People cross country skiing (which she also loved) thought she was a fancy Akita vs a free puppy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 10:39 PM (hzuYO)
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Two door or four door?
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For a space station wagon, five.
Posted by: clarence at October 12, 2026 10:39 PM (hOSrB)
My mom is thinking of moving back in with us and if she does then I will need to do that. He's too big for her to handle and I'm afraid he'll knock her over when he gets excited.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 12, 2026 10:40 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 12, 2026 10:40 PM (APZWP)
Posted by: Gage and DeSoto at October 12, 2026 10:41 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:41 PM (nxLtX)
Anyway, I'll be there in spirit. I so love you all soooo much!
Lift a glass to me....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 10:42 PM (96kpa)
It's sad.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2026 10:42 PM (wVcYX)
Just continue sending probes, that's literally the best bang for the buck at this point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 12, 2026 10:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 12, 2026 10:43 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
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The last time I was in Penn Station NYC was over a decade ago. Like a giant urinal stench.
I would not ride a NYC subway anymore if paid a lot of money or without a SEAL Team with me.
Our crazy eldest, on a Broadway musical tour in college, was nearly stabbed going back to NJ on a subway at 1am. He knew nothing good happens after midnight. He and his friend were alone on a car and a black guy was between cars, begging to get in, with the stabber right behind him. They got off when it stopped and ran.
The SaxMan has nearly put me in an early urn (I can't say grave anymore as we are being cremated and sharing a drawer we still have to pick out).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 10:44 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:44 PM (nxLtX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 12, 2026 10:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
How can you get your annual budget increase if you don't spend it all this year?
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 12, 2026 10:45 PM (APZWP)
I have that problem. In my tool bag, in the bathroom and wherever I am there is a can of Dermoplast, First Aid. Not to be confused with Pain Relief. It is the last remaining brand of pressurized antiseptic. Shake it up and hold the nozzle close to the spot and spray until the antiseptic hits the bottom. The force of the spray cleans the wound as well as killing germs.
You can't wait, do it immediately. That's why the can is on hand.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:46 PM (BzKNL)
Perhaps learn how to navigate a parking lot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 10:46 PM (yEz+x)
Personally I want a lunar base.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (88C+u)
It appears most of the regular denizens of the ONT are already on their way to the TXMOME ...
Safe travels for those en route, and those who are about to !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (oCio0)
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Read that about him also that he was largely funded by Jews.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 12, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV)
Was it given to him? Or was he wearing a purple cape and a mask?
Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Logical Progresion of Things Critic. . . at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (nxLtX)
Had a really nice carpenter shop there, did miles of laminate work and every kind of renovation work.
Posted by: Buildin' And Renovatin' Ova Here at October 12, 2026 10:48 PM (EdP2u)
NASA releases its space station requirements; opens bidding for the contract to build one or more.
We shall call it, K-7.
Posted by: Space Force
Babylon 5
Terok Nor
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)
Yeah, when I worked for the government, we made sure we spent every penny in the budget each year. One year we all got electric pencil sharpeners on our desks.. Not much use to me, I always used mechanical pencils.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 12, 2026 10:49 PM (APZWP)
Looking forward to seeing you soon, Ben Had!
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 10:49 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:41 PM (nxLtX)
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Where will I go when Mrs. F. finally locks me out for good?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)
the shop has all the parts on back order.
Oh crap, when they say the dreaded "back order" that's no good.
Posted by: Case at October 12, 2026 10:49 PM (ROPCF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:35 PM (BzKNL)
Many older piston-engined aircraft have been retro-fitted with turboprop engines, that burn...Jet A.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 10:49 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 10:50 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:50 PM (nxLtX)
Posted by: Unkindest Cuts at October 12, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)
I suppose that would depend on how often they gave the patients splinters.
Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 10:50 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 10:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:51 PM (nxLtX)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (88C+u)
Uh, not such a good idea.
Posted by: Commander John Koenig at October 12, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 10:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 12, 2026 10:51 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Case at October 12, 2026 10:34 PM (ROPCF)
The lettuce tainted. The crap came because of the lettuce.
Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 10:52 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:47 PM (nxLtX)
{{{Ben Had}}}
One of two things will happen in the next year or two:
1) my physical ability to compete will come to a close
or
b) the powers that be will schedule these comps at a different time of year.
Either way will get me back to Corsicana ... the sooner the better.
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 12, 2026 10:52 PM (oCio0)
He told me the story of riding with another of our jr. high buddies in the latter's MG Midget car in the '80s. They were driving through an area in town which is not great today, but back then was a horror zone. C.J. asks, "What would you do if we got a flat here?"
Tommy's reply: "I've got thirteen shells in my gun. The last two are for you and me!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 10:51 PM (nxLtX)
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I'll bring my bowl and blanket. Already used to sleeping on hay in the corner.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
And by that we mean "fuck his ass".
Posted by: the pineapple at October 12, 2026 10:54 PM (88C+u)
Source: "The Great Train Robbery," starring Sean Connery.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)
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The Victorians had a thing about taking "Death Photos" that just creep me the hell out. They usually took a family photo, and if you look very very closely, you can spot the cadaver in the bunch. The give away was usually the wide open eyes, while everyone else is keeping a casual (non-emotionjal) expression.
Posted by: Orson at October 12, 2026 10:54 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)
Just continue sending probes, that's literally the best bang for the buck at this point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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That's what they do best.
Besides, Musk's plan is for tankers in space to refuel constant round trips to the Moon Factories. Already has new designs for launches from the moon instead of earth.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 10:55 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 10:55 PM (96kpa)
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No, not you, the other lunar base with hot chicks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2026 10:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 12, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)
Why? You're not working anymore. Get up, sleep, whenever you want.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Held My Nose at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: YellowBird at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (MEbkQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (APZWP)
How did everyone celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving Day today? Canadian Bacon, Poutine, and a Moulson? Maybe some BBQ Moose, or Beaver a la King?
(I don't even remember what poutine is, and I'm not going to search on it.)
Hey, did you hear the one about the goofy sailor half a millennium ago who thought the world was much smaller than everyone else knew it to be, and thought he could sail west from Europe and get to Asia? Couldn't find anyone dumb enough to finance the trip until he charmed some idiot queen or Spain or Portugal or somewhere like that. His crew almost mutinied and he lost one of his three ships. You'd think that guy would never be heard from again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Zappa covers Cash - now I've heard it all. at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (MjASY)
The plot line was about an evil bacteria being loosed by unscrupulous types, who also conveniently had developed a protective inoculation vaccine, for fun and useful profit. Hm. Of course nothing like this could ever happen in the real world in the ensuing 75 years or so, but the thought had apparently occurred to some, long long ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (yFlgz)
So just taking a step back...what was wrong with any of them either at confirmation or now?
Hegseth is re-masculining the military. Tulsi was a bit more reserved then I expected which...isn't that what someone like Tillis claimed to want? And same with RFK...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (sKqQm)
Jeepers dude. Learn to drive. It’s not hard. I’ve driven many a large vehicle. Never hit a pillar in a parking lot.
Fuck. Man.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 10:58 PM (yEz+x)
Fuck. Man.
Cruel, nurse! But accurate!
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 10:59 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 10:59 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (sKqQm)
Almost as if Tillis is a bitter old loser who is now blaming anyone but himself for the position he now finds himself in.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 12, 2026 11:00 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: don't worry, thom, her shit is halal at October 12, 2026 11:01 PM (Lv7SQ)
Fuck. Man.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 10:58 PM (yEz+x)
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Well now we have to have the whole timeline.
Also, aren't you married? So how is this her fault?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: GWB
The Sawbones Surgeons in an orthopedic hospital give the patients a lot more than splinters.
Posted by: Dr. Sawzall at October 12, 2026 11:02 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 11:03 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 12, 2026 11:04 PM (APZWP)
I am not.
Posted by: Mrs. F. made me write that at October 12, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
Ha I make myself chuckle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
No insect that large gets a cutesy pet name.
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)
Not even Skeeter Davis?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:06 PM (qx7Zg)
>>Besides, Musk's plan is for tankers in space to refuel constant round trips to the Moon Factories. Already has new designs for launches from the moon instead of earth.
Yes, that's the only real way to solve the rocket problem.
I'm generally down on the concept of space travel as it's largely a fantasy and really even any near earth space bases or stations.
It's simply not worth the outlay of time and treasure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 12, 2026 11:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Orson
You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/36IlzQFq7RQ
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 11:06 PM (VHUov)
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hahahah
It's either, get glasses or get sober.
One of the two.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:06 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Zappa covers Cash - now I've heard it all. at October 12, 2026 10:57 PM (MjASY)
Poutine is French Fries smothered in brown gravy mixed with cheese curds. Some versions use shredded nacho cheese instead of cheese curds. It is yummy, and you can feel your arteries harden with every delicious bite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 11:07 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: Timeline of History at October 12, 2026 11:07 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 10:59 PM
Currently renting one for the MoMe. Not a bad ride.
Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at October 12, 2026 11:08 PM (7HDzS)
funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2026 11:08 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 12, 2026 11:08 PM (7HDzS)
Posted by: Ever Been Burned? at October 12, 2026 11:09 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 12, 2026 11:10 PM (88C+u)
Whack it off!
Whack it off!
There’s a skewer on my peeter
Whack it off!
Whack it off!
There’s a dozen on my cousin
I can hear the fuckers buzzin
There’s a skeeter on my peeter
Whack it off!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:11 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:13 PM (k05yp)
Posted by: Pillar To Bollard To Post at October 12, 2026 11:13 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:14 PM (Y/06r)
Besides, Musk's plan is for tankers in space to refuel constant round trips to the Moon Factories. Already has new designs for launches from the moon instead of earth.
___________
*whiny leftist voice*
Why isn't this money being spent feeding hungry children?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 11:14 PM (eRlcH)
“Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:
Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%
Douglas Macgregor's views dropped 62%
TCN views dropped 34%.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2026 11:14 PM (Y6Q+5)
Senator Joe McCarthy Day (May 1). Let's celebrate an early Communist hunter on Commie's special day.
Fake Person Day (February 29). Laugh at the delusional people in the world. Not sure if the first spokesperson should be Dick Levine, Dylan Mulvaney, Rachel Dolzeal, or Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Pillar To Bollard To Post at October 12, 2026 11:13 PM (EdP2u)
=====
Hey! Hey.
Maybe he's an Asian chick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg
--
A Dodge Ram dually with a diesel engine is a monster.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:15 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:12 PM
Ok, to be fair, Lesbaru. The official vehicle of Northampton. Not sure what they drive in P-town.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 12, 2026 11:16 PM (7HDzS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:17 PM (k05yp)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:17 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Reforger at October 12, 2026 11:20 PM (hlLS1)
Posted by: Reforger
What if you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:22 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
Don't get a sticker.
Posted by: Reforger at October 12, 2026 11:22 PM (hlLS1)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:22 PM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/rwDG4gO0EZ0
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:17 PM
And here I was expecting:
https://youtube.com/shorts/oEykU-Gs478
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 12, 2026 11:23 PM (7HDzS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2026 11:23 PM (Y6Q+5)
Posted by: Bulg
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Last ticket I received was 91 in a 55, chickenshit county cop.
Last wreck I had was not in this century.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:23 PM (BzKNL)
Those that are criticizing you are just pulling your chain.
But you may be driving that rental car for a while.
Posted by: Case at October 12, 2026 11:23 PM (ROPCF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 11:23 PM (quk5M)
400,000 were directly employed, millions more indirectly employed.
Only an idiot would say “we should spend that money on the poor”. As if it is an “either/or” matter in the first place, and the arguments get more retarded from there.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 12, 2026 11:25 PM (yFlgz)
I voted for Tillis in every primary and election because the alternative (Dem) was worse. Sometimes you just don't have a choice.
Posted by: Held My Nose
The evil of two lessers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2026 11:25 PM (Cqx++)
I don’t care if you like me or not. Most people don’t. So you’re in the majority. I have accepted that.
But. Don’t be a pussy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:25 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: pookysgirl waves at October 12, 2026 11:26 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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As a collector, I had a ticket lawyer.
His fee was the cost of the fine.
Good man, those speeches made by the
judge before trial scare the bejeebers
out of a fella.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:26 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 11:26 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Held My Nose
The evil of two lessers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2026 11:25 PM (Cqx++)
The lesser of two weevils.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: pookysgirl is still glad Pooky's out, though at October 12, 2026 11:28 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 11:23 PM (quk5M)
They're shifty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:28 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:29 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: pookysgirl is still glad Pooky's out, though at October 12, 2026 11:28 PM (Wt5PA)
At this point, who is listening to Tillis anyway? Just dems and the media who suddenly love him? Who could have seen that happening?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:29 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 11:29 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 12, 2026 11:30 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 12, 2026 11:30 PM (7HDzS)
Posted by: clarence at October 12, 2026 11:31 PM (hOSrB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 11:31 PM (quk5M)
You crack me right the fuck up.
The world needs way more women like you...and me, of course...😜!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 11:32 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:29 PM (Y/06r)
I'd rather listen to Mel Tillis telling a story.
https://youtu.be/d2tbXjLr8a4
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:32 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 12, 2026 11:29 PM (Jr+re)
I am flying from Calgary to DFW, so I am running around the yard flapping my arms for practice.
Flight leaves mid-day Thursday. Rent a car at DFW, arrive Corsicana Thursday evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 11:33 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 11:31 PM (quk5M)
Yeah. But I couldn't even tell looking in the camera I had backed the wife's Forrester into a retaining wall. Don't trust them.
Posted by: Reforger at October 12, 2026 11:34 PM (hlLS1)
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They keep asking Trump's going to give them a Mike Tyson.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:37 PM (BzKNL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:38 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:38 PM (77rzZ)
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They keep asking Trump's going to give them a Mike Tyson.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:37 PM (BzKNL)
He's going for the knockout, or biting off their ears?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:39 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Sure. And even without AI behind them, they're about as useful.
"Back up to the red line, and you'll be 2 feet from the obstacle. Provided the obstacle is precisely 17.25" tall."
Posted by: mikeski at October 12, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)
I. was waiting to make e left turn from a side road onto a main road, not too much traffic. I looked to my right, but it was late afternoon. And the road was aligned so that I looked straight into the sun and really couldn’t see shit. Foolishly, I just thought “well I don’t see anything coming” and pulled out to merge onto the main road…
And merged right into the side of a police car that happened to be there. Luckily I got off light - I think he thought it was kind of funny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2026 11:40 PM (Y6Q+5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:38 PM (yEz+x)
Park. They can't park
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 11:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 12, 2026 11:40 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:38 PM (yEz+x)
Park. They can't park
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2026 11:40 PM (rbvCR)
It's more how they park. They can bring the vehicle to a complete stop.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:44 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Just got here at October 12, 2026 11:47 PM (OVboP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2026 11:48 PM (Y6Q+5)
https://youtu.be/F-tjskiuZWo
First Person View model airplanes.
I wonder why they do not seem to be many propeller model aircraft videos with this kind of setup? Vibration from the propeller, maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:49 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Bulg at October 12, 2026 11:49 PM (77rzZ)
https://bit.ly/peggy-lipton
Posted by: mindful webworker - cuteness at October 12, 2026 11:51 PM (MjASY)
“Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:
Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%
Douglas Macgregor's views dropped 62%
TCN views dropped 34%.”
Posted by: Tom Servo
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 11:51 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2026 11:48 PM (Y6Q+5)
I have found backup cameras have kind of trivialized parallel parking. It makes it so easy as long as you follow the same principles you learned 30 years ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:51 PM (Y/06r)
I got something in my head that makes it hard to back up in a straight line, and forget about backing up a trailer. My mind doesn’t do reverse.
Posted by: Tom Servo
A guy I used to work with said if you hold the steering wheel at the bottom instead of the top it helps in backing up a trailer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2026 11:52 PM (Cqx++)
“Following Ukrainian strikes on Russian data centers:
Tucker Carlson's views dropped 71%
Douglas Macgregor's views dropped 62%
TCN views dropped 34%.”
Posted by: Tom Servo
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 11:51 PM (41CYW)
I am skeptical of news that confirms my prejudices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:52 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A guy I used to work with said if you hold the steering wheel at the bottom instead of the top it helps in backing up a trailer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2026 11:52 PM (Cqx++)
Imagine the trailer is naked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:54 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 11:23 PM (BzKNL)
Fortunately the New Mexico cop that snagged me 1) was tailgating the semi he was behind so he didn't catch me until I hit 99 (slowing), and 2) didn't catch me earlier when I had the speedometer pegged in the Dodge Daytona. I really couldn't afford the $350 ticket, but at least the judge let me call in and plead, instead of demanding I show in court, then tossing me in the klink. (That was what he claimed he always did with "young hotheads". Ahem.)
BTW, the 1987 Dodge Daytona (without any of the fancy stuff) will go faster than 125. Because that's how high the speedometer went before running out of dial.
Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 11:54 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2026 11:55 PM (96kpa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Well that's inconvenient. My prejudices are practically family.
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 11:56 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at October 12, 2026 11:56 PM (41CYW)
It's good to have close friends.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2026 11:57 PM (Y/06r)
At the end of the day, presidents have to form a government. And I was giving them the benefit of the doubt, but I was talking to somebody earlier this week.
The first part of that is A-OK!
At the end of the day, presidents have to form a government. And I was giving them the benefit of the doubt
... and then he goes off the rails:
but I was talking to somebody earlier this week.
??? what a twit; sounds like a tween.
Posted by: m at October 12, 2026 11:57 PM (odBC9)
But parking a lesbaru in a garage is not.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2026 11:57 PM (yEz+x)
BTW, the 1987 Dodge Daytona (without any of the fancy stuff) will go faster than 125. Because that's how high the speedometer went before running out of dial.
Posted by: GWB
To infinity! And beyond!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2026 12:00 AM (Cqx++)
Some artists drew a female version of Draco Malfoy which is a rival of Harry Potter in the Harry Potter books. I didn't read them either...but Duck AI tells me they hate each other.
This character named "Malfoid" is drawn in a love/hate relationship with Harry as opposed to the just...hate relationship they had in the books I guess.
Besides being NERDS^2 what is the issue with this character? Well apparently on reddit and other places they've been pairing up Harry and Draco for years because redditors are lame and gay (but not female).
So now other nerds un-gaying their weird cartoon fantasy is hate speech? White supremacy? No...its literally Hitler.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 12:00 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 12:00 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 11:31 PM (quk5M)
Damn new cars have too many gadgets. I was just trying to back up and the damn car showed me a movie about someone getting run over.
Posted by: a.moron at October 13, 2026 12:01 AM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: GWB
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Drove an '89 Daytona Shelby turbo. Got a bit squirrelly when that turbo kicked in.
Posted by: scampydog at October 13, 2026 12:01 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 13, 2026 12:01 AM (yEz+x)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 12:00 AM (sKqQm)
It does seem to be a thing. Mostly it seems like the commies are pissed off at non-commies transing a character to have a traditional male-female relationship.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 13, 2026 12:02 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 13, 2026 12:02 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 12:03 AM (sKqQm)
Coincidence?
Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 12:03 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: a.moron at October 13, 2026 12:01 AM (X5Jzz)
LOL!
The look of fear in that little kid's face was so realistic!*
*I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 13, 2026 12:03 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 12:03 AM (sKqQm)
Yeah, this is why I almost always park on an end or off in the back forty. I like to walk anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 13, 2026 12:04 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: scampydog at October 13, 2026 12:01 AM (41CYW)
I so wish I had never let mine go. That was a fun car.
Posted by: Reforger at October 13, 2026 12:04 AM (hlLS1)
Thankfully no fire right now. I'm really looking forward to snow now🤪
I'll be in touch girl...
'Sleep peacefully because tomorrow we continue pretending to be responsible adults.'
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 13, 2026 12:06 AM (96kpa)
Posted by: Held My Nose
The evil of two lessers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2026 11:25 PM (Cqx++)
heh
Posted by: m at October 13, 2026 12:07 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Reforger
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They were fun to drive. I was a lot rat at a Dodge dealership a lifetime ago. We'd take cars out now/then to "blow them out" - freeway was nearby. Sales manager would remind us that the Caravans needed to be taken around the block too. Could never find the keys for those.
Posted by: scampydog at October 13, 2026 12:11 AM (41CYW)
Nice painting, MisHum! And Zappa, LOL. Thanks!
It's so cold out, that rough n tough outdoor Cat came in for his evening snooze.
Freeze warning tonight, so I was busy with stuff outside today...
Posted by: JQ at October 13, 2026 12:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: 18-1
I watched some real-ish AI sketches of this. It was pretty well done. It was a little disturbing to have Malfoy gender-swapped, but at least it wasn't ghey. Mostly, I was just impressed by how well done the AI animation was.
Of course, now my YooToob suggestions are filled with not only other episodes of that, but cartoonish-animation versions and similar gunk.
Posted by: mindful webworker - girl Malfoy was kinda cute at October 13, 2026 12:16 AM (MjASY)
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