Saturday Night Club ONT - October 10, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Pensacola Beach, on the eve of Hurricane Isaias

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Have no fear. The Moose out front has not evacuated in light of the hurricane. He remains on duty.

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

I had to go to the hospital overnight to have some tests done. As I was settling into my bed, my "roommate" was ordering breakfast from the cafeteria"

"First I would like some scrambled eggs. I like them really runny. Like cook them for about 7 seconds and be sure to include at least one whole eggshell"

"Second I would like coffee, served black and cold. Not iced, just cold coffee that has been sitting around for a day or two"

"Now this third request will sound strange. I would like a glass of orange juice in a used urine specimen cup. The slight taste of urine settles my stomach"

Suddenly I heard a shreik from the phone. The cafeteria worker screamed, "That's just disgusting! We can't do that"

"Why not, you did it yesterday!"

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Drink of the Night

Maybe a repeat but it's timely

Hurricane Cocktail

Ingredients
2 oz light rum
2 oz dark rum
2 oz passion fruit juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
1 tbsp simple syrup
1 tbsp grenadine
Garnish: Orange Slice and Cherry
Instructions
Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Strain into a hurricane glass then garnish with orange slice and cherry and serve.

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Club ONT Department of Candy Combat

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Club ONT Department of Seasonal Change

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Club ONT Department of Sanitation

Please wash your hands after using the Club ONT Tinkletorium.

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Club ONT Film Department

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Club ONT Department of Awesome Space Stuff

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Club ONT Jukebox

Follow up to Thursday's [BLANK] on the [BLANK] theme. These were Horde suggestions.

From Dark Lixtiquatal

From tankdemon

From mikeski

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Club ONT is brought to you by Florida Man

Let's Go! ��
Florida Man spotted yesterday at Fort Walton Beach as hurricane Isaias approaches.
Credit: Dustin Colburn �� https://t.co/aIzCNr0mrQ
— DKelly �� (@1Nicdar) October 10, 2026

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Club ONT was thankfully not in the path of Isaias. Free drinks tonight to those who were!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 That's that

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 10:01 PM (VPNgR)

2 Oh, my!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 10, 2026 10:01 PM (96kpa)

3 There's only nine!

I wonder what would have been the top 10th comment?

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 10, 2026 10:02 PM (N5iuz)

5
*burns popcorn in ONT microwave*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2026 10:02 PM (eRlcH)

6 Free drinks? Are they around to imbibe?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

7 There's only nine!

I wonder what would have been the top 10th comment?
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

Looks like you have the Talcum Level Membership. Higher levels see all 10.

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf)

8 "Not even close."

I LOLed.

Posted by: mikeski, nerd at October 10, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

9 Retards are wearing masks on planes again

Posted by: 88C+u at October 10, 2026 10:04 PM (LaOsP)

10 it's '10ish'

Posted by: Savage Henry at October 10, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

11 Evening, Doof and Dino, and ONT Horde folks!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2026 10:06 PM (quk5M)

12 it's '10ish'
Posted by: Savage Henry at October 10, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

We're just not commenting up to the CoB's standards.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2026 10:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

13 Retards are wearing masks on planes again
Posted by: 88C+u at October 10, 2026 10:04 PM (LaOsP)

I have seen comments about "American Covid" referring to the current flu season.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2026 10:07 PM (rbvCR)

14 it's '10ish'
Posted by: Savage Henry

Nah, it's usually pickleball here, Mr. Connery.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

15 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 10, 2026 10:07 PM (+9wcF)

16
it's '10ish'
Posted by: Savage Henry at October 10, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

__________

Shrinkflation, D und D style.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2026 10:09 PM (eRlcH)

17 That's Muscle Man from Regular Show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

18 9 Retards are wearing masks on planes again
Posted by: 88C+u

They are “required” at my work again.
Almost no one is paying attention.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2026 10:09 PM (Ciokv)

19 My ears are bleeding. The carpenter at the previous thread, tattooed sleeves, beard, uptick voice. The narrator on 'America's Nuclear Mission'; vocal fry. Argh, _ runs to get cotton and alum.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 10:10 PM (VPNgR)

20 I noticed Florida Man was not wearing pink crocs.

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at October 10, 2026 10:11 PM (K7v1x)

21 Hey you Ds! Let's see what we can do tonight! Dares!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 10, 2026 10:11 PM (96kpa)

22 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 10, 2026 10:11 PM (S8cdb)

23 Great ONT. I am totally whelmed!

Thanks for the Fort Walton Beach guy. Hope he went back inside before he was injured by windblown objects.

Great joke! And I love the name "Tinkletorium"! Classy!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 10, 2026 10:12 PM (D/6p1)

24 Woo! Made Top 10ish again! Wish I could share the warmish glow I'm feeling.

Posted by: Feeling As Good As Florida Man at October 10, 2026 10:13 PM (EdP2u)

25 3 There's only nine!

I wonder what would have been the top 10th comment?
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

First rule of 10th comment club, is... don't talk about 10th comments...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2026 10:14 PM (mP0Kj)

26 I'm a survivor of Isaias like David Hogg is a survivor of a school mass shooting. Meaning, I saw it on the news.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2026 10:14 PM (4Je4D)

27 I came across this quote while surfing for memes, and thought it described tomorrow's threads pretty well. Now, which came first, the quote or the regularly scheduled threads?

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.”

— Rudyard Kipling

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10:15 PM (qx7Zg)

28 Woo! Made Top 10ish again! Wish I could share the warmish glow I'm feeling.
Posted by: Feeling As Good As Florida Man at October 10, 2026 10:13 PM (EdP2u)

Don't start getting the trophy case extended just yet, junior.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2026 10:15 PM (4Je4D)

29 Oh yes, tinkletorium will be a whimsical change in vocabulary I incorporate.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2026 10:16 PM (ftFVW)

30 Yoda cartoon is good.

News you can use, appropriate for a Saturday ONT (based on a sample size of 1 so subject to revision): Boulevard Nitro Stout > Guinness widget can.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 10, 2026 10:16 PM (vTZFs)

31 Hey you Ds! Let's see what we can do tonight! Dares!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 10, 2026 10:11 PM (96kpa)

Howdy COMM!

Will you be at the ranch next weekend?

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)

32 27 I came across this quote while surfing for memes, and thought it described tomorrow's threads pretty well. Now, which came first, the quote or the regularly scheduled threads?

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.”

— Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10:15 PM (qx7Zg)

One of my all time favorite quotes came from a cheezy swashbuckler from the 50's... The Son of Monte Christo...

"This man is dangerous, he has a sense of humor..."

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)

33 it's '10ish'
Posted by: Savage Henry at October 10, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

Eleven-han Omar sez Whuuuuut?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2026 10:16 PM (4Je4D)

34 Sweet definitely hit the sweet spot in the early 1970's. The implosion of the bandmembers was the stuff of legend. Shame. They were really good.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (QaH55)

35 24 Woo! Made Top 10ish again! Wish I could share the warmish glow I'm feeling.
Posted by: Feeling As Good As Florida Man

Dude. You just peed your pants, didn’t you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (GtiC3)

36 9 Retards are wearing masks on planes again
Posted by: 88C+u at October 10, 2026 10:04 PM (LaOsP)

I wish nothing but ill on them. They belong in asylums.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (BHTo4)

37 Uff-da!

I think someone used the tinkletorium as a pootelier.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

38 The Texas Tailgaters defeated The Savannah Bananas 2-1 in the inaugural Banana Bowl before a capacity crowd at Nationals Park in Showdowns. (Game tied after nine innings). Retired Nationals Ryan Zimmerman and Jordan Zimmerman appeared in the game.

Posted by: Seasons Change And So Did I at October 10, 2026 10:18 PM (EdP2u)

39 36 9 Retards are wearing masks on planes again
Posted by: 88C+u at October 10, 2026 10:04 PM (LaOsP)

I wish nothing but ill on them. They belong in asylums.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (BHTo4)

It's like a bad joke... Your Mama is so ugly we had to invent a disease and destroy freedom so she would have to wear a mask.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)

40 Retards are wearing masks on planes again
Posted by: 88C+u at October 10, 2026 10:04 PM (LaOsP)

I wish nothing but ill on them. They belong in asylums.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (BHTo4)

You know we're going to have five more months of pandemic because Howard Stern came out of his house and saw his shadow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2026 10:19 PM (4Je4D)

41 Guy at the gas station was wearing a mask. $20 on pump one Doctor.

If 2 more people get Covid at work we will have to mask again . It's happening.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:19 PM (6zvQl)

42 I don't often comment on college football, but since we're heading south next week (to a particular state) I will note that the pitiful Oklahoma Sooners defeated the number 1 Texas some-kind-of-cattle today. OU is bad. Miracles occur.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 10, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

43 It amuses me that I can put on a music video... not have ANY idea who the group is... yet know every damn word to the song.... 50 years later.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2026 10:21 PM (mP0Kj)

44 Until now I never knew what was in a Hurricane drink. You get to keep the glass from Pat O'Brien's in NOLA.

I was in the piano bar there during one Mardi Gras in college. The crowd carried us there. Sitting in a NC university frat boy's lap drinkin'this huge cocktail. Got the only hickie of my life on my neck and didn't notice. My mother did the next day, though, in spite of my turtleneck and make up. I was surprised as well.

Met him and his friends with my friends at a parade. We were hanging off the barricade and a guy with a rifle was spotted on the balcony above us. I wanted to see him (I was not very bright at 17yrs) and he grabbed me as the police ran in.

Now they would cancel the parade and close down for a day. At the time the parade went on. We hung out with them the rest of the afternoon and evening before being picked up by my mother.

He'd call me at our dorm in MS and we wrote for a few months. He and one guy showed up at my parent's farm one day and flipped out mother. Went out with him the final time and he realized what a prude I was and that endeth that. Nice guy. This concludes my dating activity for that semester.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 10:22 PM (hzuYO)

45 41 Guy at the gas station was wearing a mask. $20 on pump one Doctor.

If 2 more people get Covid at work we will have to mask again . It's happening.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:19 PM (6zvQl)

They are creating the panic a bit late... election is already here...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2026 10:22 PM (mP0Kj)

46 Red River War?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:23 PM (6zvQl)

47 39 36 9 Retards are wearing masks on planes again
Posted by: 88C+u at October 10, 2026 10:04 PM (LaOsP)

I wish nothing but ill on them. They belong in asylums.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (BHTo4)

It's like a bad joke... Your Mama is so ugly we had to invent a disease and destroy freedom so she would have to wear a mask.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)
________________________

If they sit in the last row, tell them they are violating the six foot distancing obligation, and that they have to perch on the tail of the plane.

Posted by: Orson at October 10, 2026 10:23 PM (dIske)

48 Red River War?

More of a scuffle than a war . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 10, 2026 10:23 PM (Jr+re)

49 Dude. You just peed your pants, didn’t you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (GtiC3)

Early in my government career, an old alcoholic co-worker told me that doing a good job for the government was like peeing in a dark pair of pants. It gives you a warm sensation, but nobody notices.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 10, 2026 10:23 PM (QaH55)

50
Luckily, I live in Texas and not in a city. Falling prey to maskomania is unlikely.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2026 10:23 PM (eRlcH)

51 If your election lasts for more than four hours....

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:25 PM (6zvQl)

52 Guy at the gas station was wearing a mask. $20 on pump one Doctor.

If 2 more people get Covid at work we will have to mask again . It's happening.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:19 PM (6zvQl)

If you have to, use the heavy duty toilet paper mask, not the single ply. That stuff'll rip if you look at it funny.

Either that, or get a plague doctor mask. If you have to wear one, at least get some fun out of it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (qx7Zg)

53 Howdy, horde!

Thanks for ClubONT, 2Ds!

"Have no fear. The Moose out front has not evacuated in light of the hurricane. He remains on duty."

Yes. The Moose abides...

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (rdVOm)

54 It amuses me that I can put on a music video... not have ANY idea who the group is... yet know every damn word to the song.... 50 years later.
Posted by: Romeo13

Music sits in a different part of your brain than plain narration does. It's why our pre-literate caveman ancestors sang their tribal history to each other.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

55 I work at an Imperial Facility.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (6zvQl)

56 Hello! Well, things are tense here at Casa de Piper. A tied game. We never play well in Tuscaloosa and today is no different.

Prove me wrong, Dawgs. Please.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

57 Red River War?
Posted by: Boss Moss

TX lost.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (GZ3K7)

58 Why are people wearing masks?
Bank robbers?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (VPNgR)

59 Evenin’, All. Happy Saturday night.

Wow, I have no recollection at all of posting that belly-dancing comment.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

60 Collaboration, Conglomeration, Mish-Mash, Rule by Committee, It's all good. Good to see the sum of the parts yielding such excellence.

Posted by: On the Old Front Porch at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (EdP2u)

61 For years in my youth scientists and philosophers debated which is better, Heather Thomas in a dunk tank or Heather Locklear in a dunk tank? Well, like Oracles of old, Network Executives provided us an answer: Embrace the power of "and" , perhaps just as relevant, "simultaneously".

https://tinyurl.com/2rpka3ra

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (r7+Q7)

62 31 Doof

Unfortunately I have some hip work i need done. Walking is mostly out for me for awhile. Very said about this 😮‍💨. (Sneak me a Pic or 2 if you can!) I surely will be there in spirit!
I'll miss you all❣️💔

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (96kpa)

63 Screaming for Vengeance is best Judas Priest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (GZ3K7)

64 If your election lasts for more than four hours....
Posted by: Boss Moss

.....Kim Jong-something-or-other will be holding executions tomorrow.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

65 Piper, are you experiencing the hurricane?

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

66 Screaming for Vengeance is best Judas Priest.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (GZ3K7)

Hmmmmm -- damn good album, but I gotta go with British Steel.

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

67 37 Uff-da!

I think someone used the tinkletorium as a pootelier.....
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

I scared Saijo because I laughed really loudly. And kind of through my nose. It was not a princess like laugh at all.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 Hello! Well, things are tense here at Casa de Piper. A tied game. We never play well in Tuscaloosa and today is no different.

Prove me wrong, Dawgs. Please.
Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

Saijo is playing?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)

69 No love for Neil Young's Like a Hurricane? It's a fine song, one of many by Young, although he's mostly an asshole.

Posted by: Born in Toronto at October 10, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)

70 O got my rehire status back at a previous employer. Friday phone call. They must be desperate. Methinks war is coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:31 PM (6zvQl)

71 Thanks for ClubONT, 2Ds!

"Have no fear. The Moose out front has not evacuated in light of the hurricane. He remains on duty."

Yes. The Moose abides...
Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (rdVOm)

Howdy JQ! Pour one for yourself. On the house!

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)

72 Evening, all. Probably going to turn in early, I guess. The world can wait until I get home from Church tomorrow.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 10, 2026 10:31 PM (aJQbY)

73 Thanks for the ONT, Double Ds!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 10, 2026 10:31 PM (Jr+re)

74 65 Piper, are you experiencing the hurricane?
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

I did. She is gone and getting ready to rain on Maryland and VA. It was not as bad as predicted, but we lost power for about 9 hours.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

75 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete

So you are just going to ignore the rest of us?

Well fine, be that qay.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (NnhvP)

76 Music sits in a different part of your brain than plain narration does. It's why our pre-literate caveman ancestors sang their tribal history to each other.
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

*******
Including the wrong lyrics: "Blinded by the light...dressed up like a douche and running through the night."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (hzuYO)

77 We are, every so slowly, moving into the house again. We built the closet shelves today, and are moving our stuff downstairs into the new bedroom. It is so damned satisfying after three months in the camper. There's still at least a weeks worth of work for the contractor, including hooking up the plumbing fixtures and finishing out the shower. I will be absolutely thrilled when they finally get the washer and dryer up and running. No more icky laundromat with all the assholes who make such messes and are so rude.

Plus, it's $5 a load to wash, plus about $3 to dry, so it's outrageously expensive, and half the appliances are broke down... bitch bitch bitch.

The renovations are beautiful, and I know we are going to be very happy. So I suppose it's all worth it. But that was one hell of a summer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (BYJyI)

78 Hi, Doof! Thank you for the drink!

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (rdVOm)

79 Screaming for Vengeance is best Judas Priest.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (GZ3K7)

Hmmmmm -- damn good album, but I gotta go with British Steel.
Posted by: Doof

There's really no wrong answer there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (GZ3K7)

80 68 Hello! Well, things are tense here at Casa de Piper. A tied game. We never play well in Tuscaloosa and today is no different.

Prove me wrong, Dawgs. Please.
Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

Saijo is playing?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10

When UGA scores, he hops around. He has no idea why we are excited, but he is going to be excited too!

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

81 Plague returning. CIA stooge banned vapes in my state. Big tobacco owns the state government.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:33 PM (6zvQl)

82 I wore a mask today...

For a *correct* reason: I was cleaning out the pellet stove & didn't want to breathe in a bunch of ash and soot!

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 10:33 PM (rdVOm)

83 My back porch for 3 days

https://photos.app.goo.gl/iYveF5NsCYgqoDDC9

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 10, 2026 10:33 PM (/+uur)

84 I did. She is gone and getting ready to rain on Maryland and VA. It was not as bad as predicted, but we lost power for about 9 hours.
Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

You coulda kept that stuff down there! I had to cancel golf tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 10:33 PM (QMAsf)

85 73 Double Ds? Sydney Sweeney is a cob?

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

86 The all time champ of the Dunk Tank was Randi Oakes, most times in the tank (4) and I think, dunked 16 times.

Posted by: Water Under The Bridge at October 10, 2026 10:34 PM (EdP2u)

87 I did. She is gone and getting ready to rain on Maryland and VA. It was not as bad as predicted, but we lost power for about 9 hours.
Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm glad you are intact. I was concerned.

Now, on to the important stuff. What is the correct attire for me to wear Tuesday at the Trump rally in Wasilla? I'm thinking my dark blue skirt, flag print shirt, and my stars and bars cowboy boots, but if you have a better suggestion, I'm all ears.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 10, 2026 10:34 PM (BYJyI)

88 How is everyone this evening? Genki?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:34 PM (2GVsD)

89 >>No love for Neil Young's Like a Hurricane? It's a fine song, one of many by Young, although he's mostly an asshole.

He's an entire asshole.

Great song.

https://tinyurl.com/2vbkvh3r

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 10:34 PM (viF8m)

90 3 There's only nine!

I wonder what would have been the top 10th comment?
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

There's only nine so each of us can believe ours is the missing tenth comment.

It's like a Schrodinger's Comment thing. It both exists and doesn't exist simultaneously.....

Greetings All.

Thank you for always great content Disco and Dino even though again I don't make it into the CotW fold.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 10, 2026 10:34 PM (QGaXH)

91 "What Hillary knows about dignity could fit in Monica's mouth."
- - - - - - - - - - -
Trump's success in the presidential election against two different women seems to boil down to a matter of quantity.

The first opponent did not blow enough Willie.

The second opponent blew too much Willie.

Unfortunately, due to the 22nd Amendment, we will never be able to determine if there's a correct amount of Willie blown that would win against Trump in an ~~erection~~ election.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 10, 2026 10:35 PM (4h45B)

92 Plague returning. CIA stooge banned vapes in my state. Big tobacco owns the state government.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Wth? Why not just do like other states-- pretend that vapes are the same as smoking and tax them?

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 10:35 PM (rdVOm)

93 Including the wrong lyrics: "Blinded by the light...dressed up like a douche and running through the night."

For Bruce that would be too autobiographical.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 10, 2026 10:35 PM (+9wcF)

94 A southern man don't need him around anyhow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:35 PM (6zvQl)

95 74 Glad to hear you weathered the storm, Your Piperness. I guess it’s our turn now.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)

96 83 My back porch for 3 days

https://photos.app.goo.gl/iYveF5NsCYgqoDDC9
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 10, 2026 10:33 PM (/+uur)

Well, that's damned gorgeous. You poor fellow, having to put up with that for so long....

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 10, 2026 10:36 PM (BYJyI)

97 Glad to see you made it Piper, too bad about the power. At least it wasn't for days and days. What was Soup's opinion?

The Democrats in VA and MD need a wet blanket tossed on them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

98 There's really no wrong answer there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (GZ3K7)

I also have a strong affinity for Defenders of the Faith. I saw them on that tour - my first rock concert.

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)

99 Top 10ish Comments of the Week
.......

My vote goes to fd.

Posted by: wth at October 10, 2026 10:37 PM (oq9dX)

100 Guy at the gas station was wearing a mask. $20 on pump one Doctor.
If 2 more people get Covid at work we will have to mask again . It's happening.
Posted by: Boss Moss
+++
The covidiots think that 2020 was the good old days.
It was a time when they were heroes for wearing their masks and reporting their neighbors for any subversive activity. And they think they saved the world by getting their covid shots and all the endless boosters.
They would love to re-live that time. To them, it was the best of times.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 10, 2026 10:37 PM (Lo97M)

101
Indian nurse on TikTok.

She's working in some rural American setting, says her patient (female) asked her what the red dot on her forehead is for.

Husband pipes up. "On her wedding night, her husband scratches that and finds out whether he's won a motel or a gas station."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 10, 2026 10:38 PM (mmrXZ)

102 They did that. Insurance goes up if you vape at my previous employer. No increased premiums for fat basteds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:38 PM (6zvQl)

103 They would love to re-live that time. To them, it was the best of times.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 10, 2026 10:37 PM (Lo97M)

Frankly, I would love them to relive that time as well, but without me. Fuck them and the idiots they rode in on. Never. Fucking. Again. Ever. Period.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 10, 2026 10:38 PM (BYJyI)

104 Yes, laundromats almost everywhere feature the dregs of society, although I guess that the people who never wash their clothes are one rung below.
It's not so bad if you live in an apartment complex or building where only the residents use it, but open to the general public is a real crapshoot.

Posted by: Speed Queen at October 10, 2026 10:38 PM (EdP2u)

105 Priss and the Replicants - "There's a Hurricane Tonight."

https://youtu.be/v6DNqjCyA20

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

106 Husband pipes up. "On her wedding night, her husband scratches that and finds out whether he's won a motel or a gas station."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hahaha.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2026 10:39 PM (GZ3K7)

107 Good evening Horde! Thanks for being here. Club ONT thanks you for your patronage.

Posted by: TRex- hurricane dino at October 10, 2026 10:39 PM (56W4x)

108 If your election lasts for more than four hours....
Posted by: Boss Moss

What's all this I hear about Presidential erections?

Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at October 10, 2026 10:40 PM (N5iuz)

109 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2026 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

110 Libtard sis loved the masks, but I think it was mostly because she had fallen down & broke a front tooth, and couldn't get to the dentist right away.

She wasn't fond of the travel restrictions.

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 10:40 PM (rdVOm)

111 The weather forecast for a certain place next week looks pretty good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2026 10:40 PM (wVcYX)

112 I don't get it?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:40 PM (6zvQl)

113 I've destroyed a Tinkletorium or two.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at October 10, 2026 10:41 PM (oq9dX)

114 There must be a state line somewhere.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:41 PM (6zvQl)

115 109 San Fran, who are the “Dvoim?”

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)

116 *Tinkletorium sign*

Stand closer. It's further away than you think.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2026 10:43 PM (wVcYX)

117 Indian nurse on TikTok.

She's working in some rural American setting, says her patient (female) asked her what the red dot on her forehead is for.

Husband pipes up. "On her wedding night, her husband scratches that and finds out whether he's won a motel or a gas station."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 10, 2026 10:38 PM (mmrXZ)

And behind curtain number 3 is your prize, ... a broken down outhouse that's about to fall into the river!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10:44 PM (qx7Zg)

118 Now, on to the important stuff. What is the correct attire for me to wear Tuesday at the Trump rally in Wasilla? I'm thinking my dark blue skirt, flag print shirt, and my stars and bars cowboy boots, but if you have a better suggestion, I'm all ears.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 10, 2026 10:34 PM (BYJyI)

Well that is certainly very Americana, and if you love the boots, rock them. It’s hard to know the print of the boots against the shirt- I am all about mixing prints that work. If you are unsure, maybe pick the shirt or the boots. This is why we need AOSHQ pic o vision, so I can see the boots against the shirt and skirt.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

119 *Tinkletorium sign*

Stand closer. It's further away than you think.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2026 10:43 PM (wVcYX)

I always liked the "please don't eat the big white mint" sign.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 10, 2026 10:44 PM (vzuC7)

120 Yes, laundromats almost everywhere feature the dregs of society, although I guess that the people who never wash their clothes are one rung below. It's not so bad if you live in an apartment complex or building where only the residents use it, but open to the general public is a real crapshoot.
Posted by: Speed Queen

My FWP: The Lovely Mrs. insisted upon new Speed Queens as the old Whirlpool set was starting to drop a few rust flakes into the wash. Until the new set was delivered she visited the local Weirdomat. She met a destitute mom spending a fortune (for her) on cleaning her family's duds. Mrs. had me deliver our old set (still working fine) to that young Mom.

My wife is on the path to Sainthood.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 10, 2026 10:45 PM (N5iuz)

121 We are, every so slowly, moving into the house again.
====

What a relief. Mazel!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

122 The weather forecast for a certain place next week looks pretty good.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2026 10:40 PM (wVcYX)

At present, it sure does. Check back in a few days!

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 10:45 PM (QMAsf)

123 How is everyone this evening? Genki?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Hai!

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

124
Cleveland has done what the Yankees couldn't: come back from a 2-0 deficit to win a series.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2026 10:46 PM (eRlcH)

125 Cleveland Indians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:47 PM (6zvQl)

126 She met a destitute mom spending a fortune (for her) on cleaning her family's duds. Mrs. had me deliver our old set (still working fine) to that young Mom.

My wife is on the path to Sainthood.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 10, 2026 10:45 PM (N5iuz)
=====
That's really up there in terms of good deeds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

127 Posted by: Tonypete at October 10, 2026 10:45 PM

Wow, that's very kind of both of you!

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 10:47 PM (rdVOm)

128 The tinkletorium made me look up vitreous china. I always knew commodes were made of it, but never knew what vitreous meant. Never too old to learn, I guess.

Eyes are mostly vitreous humor.

Posted by: Just Means Resembling Glass at October 10, 2026 10:48 PM (EdP2u)

129 I don't get it?
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

I don't know, do you?

Posted by: wth at October 10, 2026 10:48 PM (oq9dX)

130 97 Glad to see you made it Piper, too bad about the power. At least it wasn't for days and days. What was Soup's opinion?

The Democrats in VA and MD need a wet blanket tossed on them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:36 PM

He is glad it’s over and said enough is enough. Get the dang generator, we aren’t waiting anymore on a power wall. We can do one of those if we move.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

131 San Fran, who are the “Dvoim?”
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)
====

Дино и Диско!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

132 Sometimes I have to listen to Eric and the neighbors do, too.

She's Waiting

https://tinyurl.com/2yvca3a2

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 10:49 PM (hzuYO)

133 Tonypete you and your wife are good folks.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 10, 2026 10:49 PM (PV+Zw)

134 Field goal….

It’s cold in Tuscaloosa, 60s. Neither team is acclimated. I am going with that.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 The Dragonborn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:50 PM (6zvQl)

136 Glad to see you made it Piper, too bad about the power. At least it wasn't for days and days. What was Soup's opinion?

The Democrats in VA and MD need a wet blanket tossed on them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:36 PM

He is glad it’s over and said enough is enough. Get the dang generator, we aren’t waiting anymore on a power wall. We can do one of those if we move.
Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

If he's already expressing all that, when does he start teaching Dog at the local veterinary school?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10:50 PM (qx7Zg)

137 Eyes are mostly vitreous humor.
Posted by: Just Means Resembling Glass at October 10, 2026 10:48 PM (EdP2u)

Is that a potty joke?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

138 >>My wife is on the path to Sainthood.
Posted by: Tonypete

Sounds like you will accompanying her.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 10:51 PM (viF8m)

139 131. Ah. I should pay attention to the cobs.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

140 Yeah, AOSHQ pic o vision would be quite a hoot.

Posted by: Quickly Zips Up, Stops Picking Nose at October 10, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)

141 Eyes are mostly vitreous humor.
Posted by: Just Means Resembling Glass at October 10, 2026 10:48 PM (EdP2u)

Is that a potty joke?

Depends on how you look at it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 10, 2026 10:51 PM (+9wcF)

142 I will note that the pitiful Oklahoma Sooners defeated the number 1 Texas some-kind-of-cattle today. OU is bad. Miracles occur.
****

Several someones (referees and playback monitors) had made big bets on a big upset and have a big payday coming tomorrow. Sports book strikes again.

Posted by: clarence at October 10, 2026 10:52 PM (zGeQ7)

143 Soup is smarter than some Humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)

144 I'm partial to vomitoriums.

Posted by: wth at October 10, 2026 10:52 PM (oq9dX)

145 If he's already expressing all that, when does he start teaching Dog at the local veterinary school?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10

He is a Shiba Inu. They are a very bright and very opinionated breed. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

146 Soup is smarter than some Humans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)

That's a lower bar than it used to be.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 10:53 PM (qx7Zg)

147 Tribe wins … TRIBE WINS

Outstanding resolve down 0-2, takes the series 3-2

Posted by: browndog rounding the bases at October 10, 2026 10:54 PM (oCio0)

148 You mean the guardians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:54 PM (6zvQl)

149 I have three generators going in the shop for tune ups next week..

Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2026 10:55 PM (LHPAg)

150 That's a lower bar than it used to be.

Sadly pravda.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)

151 The BUFF is still around............

Over 65 years old and now eligible for Medicare...

BUFF -----------> The Big Ugly Fat F**ker

When I flew BUFFs in my early 20's, it was 10 years older than me back in 1983...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 10, 2026 10:57 PM (PAi6p)

152 The worst thing about this latest hurricane is how to pronounce the damn thing.

I’ll bet that even Cantore can’t pronounce it correctly.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

153 The B-52J is not your granddad's BUFF.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

154 Girls have Tinkletoriums.
Boys have bushes.

Posted by: wth at October 10, 2026 10:59 PM (oq9dX)

155 Happy Saturday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2026 10:59 PM (ibDUx)

156 Hi folks. Still here. Trying animation things.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 10, 2026 10:59 PM (CHHv1)

157 You mean the guardians.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 10:54 PM (6zvQl)

That's their tranny name. Real team name is still Indians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2026 10:59 PM (quk5M)

158 Happy Saturday Horde!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2026 10:59 PM (ibDUx)

DDS! You're a little early tonight. Good to see you!

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 11:00 PM (QMAsf)

159 Soup is smarter than some Humans.
Posted by: Anna Puma

That's a lower bar than it used to be.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Tourist: "Why don't you use bear-proof dumpsters?"

Yosemite park ranger: "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

160 155 Hey, Debby! Hey, Beckoning!

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:00 PM (77rzZ)

161 Well, I guess we won't have much longer to use it.

Politics · Trending
Talafreako

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2026 11:00 PM (nEUC6)

162 Mikeski

Hidiki Anno reboots Yogi the Bear

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:00 PM (2GVsD)

163 Ttalefreako is STILL missing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

164 My 10 year old generator wouldn't start a couple weeks ago, dumping the bowl, cleaning carb didn't help. Ordered another one and a new carb at the same time. Now I have two. It's a bit of a PITA changing the carb on the suitcase-type enclosed inverters, but they are so much quieter than the old open frame ones. You really need an inverter to keep your electronics safe, anyway. Live 5 miles from the ocean, need a generator.

Posted by: Semper Paratus. at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (EdP2u)

165 I triple damn dare the communists to try that mask/vaccine bullshit again

please.

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (jrgJz)

166
132 Sometimes I have to listen to Eric and the neighbors do, too.

She's Waiting

https://tinyurl.com/2yvca3a2
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 10:49 PM (hzuYO)

That has always been my favorite Clapton song by far! It fascinates me to wonder what was in his mind when he wrote it, since the fife, drum and cadence all have a very 18th century martial music feel. (Or do we say vibe now?)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (Y6Q+5)

167 Hey, Doof.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

168 They would love to re-live that time. To them, it was the best of times.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 10, 2026 10:37 PM (Lo97M)

I admit, I loved that there was no traffic and no one in the stores when we boldly flaunted our independence and went out and did things. Let the terrified masked karens remain at home and outta my way. Then I could go down the aisle the wrong way with no one saying a word.

Posted by: moki at October 10, 2026 11:03 PM (wLjpr)

169 "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Posted by: mikeski

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 11:03 PM (VPNgR)

170 Hidiki Anno reboots Yogi the Bear
Posted by: Anna Puma

Poor Boo-Boo.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

171 Kentucky beats #10 LSU! Went for 2 in the first OT for the win. Son of Doof is probably chugging bourbon right now!

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 11:03 PM (QMAsf)

172 I need something to poke holes in the masks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 11:03 PM (6zvQl)

173 Hi, Debby! Happy Caturday to you, too!

*pours Chivas*

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

174 I need something to poke holes in the masks.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Paper punch?

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

175 Gendo Ikari plays the park ranger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)

176 Gendo Ikari plays the park ranger.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Maybe two other Morons get this conversation.

Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 11:05 PM (VHUov)

177 Piper, are you experiencing the hurricane?
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

I did. She is gone and getting ready to rain on Maryland and VA. It was not as bad as predicted, but we lost power for about 9 hours.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

What is proper hurricane fashion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2026 11:06 PM (dK+Kv)

178 Live 5 miles from the ocean, need a generator.
Posted by: Semper Paratus. at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (EdP2u)

We are whole housing it. J is gone so much, I want it to just switch over automatically.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

179 This is a long 2 minutes, y’all.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

180 Out of hurricane range & there is currently the tropical storm from the Pacific and CA going over us. There will be snow in the mountains. We need the rain.

In 2005 we had 3 CAT 3's hit our FL Atlantic beach & a tiny bit south of our barrier island.Mandatory evacs, twice to Tallahassee vs Tampa (son in Tampa had 3 roommates). Hunker from wind, run from water.

Kept stuff in bins in the LR for six weeks. Had art and stuff in both college towns til Thanksgiving. We only lost power at bunker home briefly as power was underground and connected to emergency services in the beach town.

The Neanderthal neighbor next to us lost power for 2wks and deserved it. The beach town south of us and my best friend didn't deserve it.

Publix, after this year, got generators for every store. Finding fresh produce was a miracle then.

Volunteered with the Salvation Army a few blocks away as I felt so guilty having power. Job was ice bags,, and a state senator kept sticking his head in the cars politicking. I wanted to yell at him but I knew his mother. I got pulled to give out spaghetti dinners instead.

Same fencing down for 2 hurricanes.House fine.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 11:07 PM (hzuYO)

181 Maybe two other Morons get this conversation.

And this is a bad thing nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)

182 Hey, Doof.
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

Howdy!

Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2026 11:07 PM (QMAsf)

183 Hidiki Anno reboots Yogi the Bear
Posted by: Anna Puma

Poor Boo-Boo.....

Gendo Ikari plays the park ranger.
Posted by: Anna Puma
****

Don't give the Japanese any hints, they are already weird enough.

Posted by: clarence at October 10, 2026 11:08 PM (zGeQ7)

184 Local car show was today. Disappointed that I didn't see any of you there. Lot of repeat cars from previous years. Did get to see two AMX's, which was unexpected. Usually only get one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 10, 2026 11:09 PM (+9wcF)

185 152 The worst thing about this latest hurricane is how to pronounce the damn thing.

I’ll bet that even Cantore can’t pronounce it correctly.

Posted by: Bulg
---

NOAA ought to stick with Global Warming and stop making up shit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 11:09 PM (VPNgR)

186 We are whole housing it. J is gone so much, I want it to just switch over automatically.
Posted by: Piper

You can't hide money!$$$$

Posted by: Very Fixed Income at October 10, 2026 11:09 PM (EdP2u)

187 Go Dawgs!

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

188 163 Ttalefreako is STILL missing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

For a guy who was missing he sure showed up in my feeds a lot. I seem to be on some kind of list with ActBlue. I even got an ad from Bear Claw's twin running in Florida. I've never set foot in Florida and my budget for Ukrainian con men has been spent through my taxes.

Beato Talarico should literally be listed on the ballot as "This Fukkin' Guy? You Serious?"

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 10, 2026 11:10 PM (r7+Q7)

189 Gendo Ikari plays the park ranger.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Maybe two other Morons get this conversation.
Posted by: mikeski
****

ibid #183...

Posted by: clarence at October 10, 2026 11:10 PM (zGeQ7)

190 Someone up top posted N. Young's "Hurricane". You can find Adam Sandler doing this song on YouTube. He totally does it better....😛

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 10, 2026 11:10 PM (96kpa)

191 >>> 178 Live 5 miles from the ocean, need a generator.
Posted by: Semper Paratus. at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (EdP2u)

We are whole housing it. J is gone so much, I want it to just switch over automatically.
Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

You will be happy to have it.

If for some reason there is a backlog in your area, you could get a portable and have an electrician install an outside outlet (yes, really) where you can plug in the portable instead of running extension cords all over.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2026 11:11 PM (3mtzY)

192 I need something to poke holes in the masks.
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 11:03 PM (6zvQl)
=====

Wear a button that says, "Your Mask is Dirty"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

193 185. When are they gonna name a hurricane “Cantore?”

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:12 PM (77rzZ)

194 What is proper hurricane fashion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2026 11:06 PM (dK+Kv)

Perhaps we'll find out in tomorrow's ONT!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 11:12 PM (qx7Zg)

195 For a really strange anime vibe to Yogi is to run it through the lens of Gleipnir.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:12 PM (2GVsD)

196 of repeat cars from previous years. Did get to see two AMX's, which was unexpected. Usually only get one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

At least one of them was a lowly Javelin with fancy decals.

Posted by: Can't Fool Me at October 10, 2026 11:12 PM (EdP2u)

197 .....Kim Jong-something-or-other will be holding executions tomorrow.
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

____________________

Say what you want about that tubby leader...but he sure gets creative on his execution technique. Anti-aircraft guns, flame throwers, mortars....he doesn't hold back.

Posted by: Orson at October 10, 2026 11:13 PM (dIske)

198 Even Google AI knows paper masks do nothing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 11:13 PM (6zvQl)

199 You know a "pumpkin spice" lapdance just means the woman is pumpkin-shaped and smells like she smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, right?

Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)

200 193 185. When are they gonna name a hurricane “Cantore?”
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:12 PM (77rzZ)

This is the current location of hurricane bond, James Bond.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

201 I need something to poke holes in the masks.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Paper punch?
Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

A .45?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 10, 2026 11:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

202 199 You know a "pumpkin spice" lapdance just means the woman is pumpkin-shaped and smells like she smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, right?
Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)

_____________________

$20...same as in the town Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: Orson at October 10, 2026 11:14 PM (dIske)

203 Requiring people to wear masks needs to made a hanging offense.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 11:15 PM (6zvQl)

204 Piper

Please click on link in nic and take a look at newest image.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:15 PM (2GVsD)

205 I was at the Colombia river gorge Ampitheater in 1992 and saw Neil Young play “Like a Hurricane” on a pipe organ. It was a solo tour. Amazing performance.

Yes. He’s a douche.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2026 11:15 PM (Nqi3p)

206 For a really strange anime vibe to Yogi is to run it through the lens of Gleipnir.
Posted by: Anna Puma
****

Your meds, they perhaps need adjustment?🤪

Posted by: clarence at October 10, 2026 11:16 PM (zGeQ7)

207 200 Hey, Hour. Good to see you.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:16 PM (77rzZ)

208 Ice pick. I have some big pins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 10, 2026 11:16 PM (6zvQl)

209 >> The worst thing about this latest hurricane is how to pronounce the damn thing.

The worst thing is isn't hitting the northeast or the west coast so it isn't being covered. At all.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)

210 186 We are whole housing it. J is gone so much, I want it to just switch over automatically.
Posted by: Piper

You can't hide money!$$$$
Posted by: Very Fixed Income at October 10, 2026

I personally have no money. I am the girl your mama warned you about level of no money.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

211 Your meds, they perhaps need adjustment?

Never heard of the Buaku Gang nyah? I cannot be legally held responsible for my actions due to defective Human programming of my AI.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:17 PM (2GVsD)

212
That has always been my favorite Clapton song by far! It fascinates me to wonder what was in his mind when he wrote it, since the fife, drum and cadence all have a very 18th century martial music feel. (Or do we say vibe now?)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2026 11:02 PM (Y6Q+5)
******
I love it, too, the percussion.

You have excellent taste, Tom. I listen to this and this one when I feel like dancing. I have a video of deck dancing with grandson and 1st girlie the afternoon their baby sister was born. Son cracked up. Neighbors can't see me in this tree house, but they can probably hear me.

I love this one, too!Blasts out from the start!

It's in the Way That You Use It
Eric Clapton

https://tinyurl.com/zfxkrspe

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 11:17 PM (hzuYO)

213 You know a "pumpkin spice" lapdance just means the woman is pumpkin-shaped and smells like she smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, right?
Posted by: GWB
****

🤮

Posted by: clarence at October 10, 2026 11:18 PM (zGeQ7)

214 If for some reason there is a backlog in your area, you could get a portable and have an electrician install an outside outlet (yes, really) where you can plug in the portable instead of running extension cords all over.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2026 11:11 PM (3mtzY)

If going that route, have the electrician install a sub-panel, and move your essential loads to the sub. Run the feed to the sub through a manual transfer switch which will feed the sub-panel off the main panel when grid power is available, but can switch it to the generator "outlet" should the grid power fail. Some sort of transfer switch will be required by code, anyway. You don't want to be back-feeding the grid, and endanger some poor lineman's life. (rare, but theoretically possible; more likely your generator will just up and quit from overloading it)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2026 11:19 PM (quk5M)

215 Before the plandemic, *dust masks* were cheap and available everywhere. Dollar store had packs of 10 for $1.

Now? $$$ and good luck finding them.

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)

216 Hey Doof, good to see you too, and all of the Horde.

We are getting the remains of the hurricane here from tomorrow night into Monday, at least that is what the local weather porn says.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2026 11:19 PM (ibDUx)

217 Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)

Surprised you’re not drinking heavily after hearing that Shesterkin is done for the season

My condolences …

Posted by: browndog rounding the bases at October 10, 2026 11:20 PM (oCio0)

218 I thought I was the only one to do candy combat, though my soldiers were skittles.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2026 11:21 PM (0U5gm)

219 Your meds, they perhaps need adjustment?

Never heard of the Buaku Gang nyah? I cannot be legally held responsible for my actions due to defective Human programming of my AI.
Posted by: Anna Puma
****

I was talking to your human's attendant.

Posted by: clarence at October 10, 2026 11:21 PM (zGeQ7)

220 You know...
I would like, someday, to send up a couple of drones during a hurricane. One when the first big winds hit - I'd have to look up what speed I would aim for. Then one in the eye.

The goal would be to get them as high as possible, try my best to keep them aloft, and just see where the wind took them. Program them to record their GPS position, and to send me a text when they are down to 2% power or so.

Maybe attach a note with a gift card and instructions to buy beers on me after texting me with the location.

Maybe launch rockets at the same time... something with a G engine or two. Same arrangement.

Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2026 11:21 PM (kU0PQ)

221 Sheesh. I thought I was the only one doing M&M wars, noticing the peanut ones were clearly superior.
In the left hand.
Right hand, yes, the chocolate ones ruled.
Not sure what that means? Wonder if I'll get some freebies?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2026 11:22 PM (2WIwB)

222 >>Surprised you’re not drinking heavily after hearing that Shesterkin is done for the season

>>My condolences …

No crying in hockey.

Next man up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 11:22 PM (viF8m)

223 Oh no...

Hideaki Anno is going to direct a Space Battleship Yamato movie? Where in the timeline will this be? After 3199?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)

224 Goodnight, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:23 PM (77rzZ)

225 If you have to wear a mask for work, use the Dark Helmet.

https://youtube.com/shorts/D3IMeUspqvY

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 11:24 PM (qx7Zg)

226 Dang. When was the last time anyone diagrammed a sentence?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)

227 207 200 Hey, Hour. Good to see you.
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:16 PM (77rzZ)

Glad to see you. Sleep well.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2026 11:25 PM (qx7Zg)

228 "Candy wars" here, consist of wrist-rockets and a pack of Skittles. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:25 PM (rdVOm)

229 Goodnight, All.
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 11:23 PM (77rzZ)

Nite, Bulg. I am going to get an early one too. Spent enough time outside in the cold wind, fixing my storm door, to get well chilled. The electric blanket calls to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2026 11:25 PM (quk5M)

230 Anna Puma, the girl in pink?

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

231 That evil genius... Yamato Square root sign 2199 is the announced title.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

232 Fox on the Run is a complete douche song.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2026 11:26 PM (2WIwB)

233 194 What is proper hurricane fashion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2026 11:06 PM (dK+Kv)
********
One thing I found before a hurricane (evacuated 8 times on that island. House was a bunker, but IF the surge hit "just right" we were goners) is that there is no wind and HOT. I could easily see how the Seminoles figured out one was coming. No birdsong. Afterwards no birdsong as the noise for days is power saws.

Once we got metal screw in shutters vs labeled ply wood (boys came from college) we never had another. It's hell to get ready and heaven to return.Damage would be same fence down and shredded pool screen.Lucky us.

I would be hot, stressed and crazy. I guess in shorts and a tee.

For the first one of 2005 it took us 11hrs to get to FSU (normally 5hrs). I could have landed a 747 at that point, following son and dog. Husband in packed car behind me. Other son back to Tampa loaded down.

My dude said a guy in a sports car was on I-95 trying to flirt with me in the middle lane. I was singing loudly to CD's. He must have been desperate as my hair was wild and curly and I looked like Phyllis Diller in a wind tunnel.

I was bummed out I missed it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 11:26 PM (hzuYO)

234 Hai hai, the one in pink.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

235 Hideaki Anno is going to direct a Space Battleship Yamato movie? Where in the timeline will this be? After 3199?

--------

Will the Yamato get enough fuel for a return trip this time?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2026 11:27 PM (wpRMV)

236 234 Hai hai, the one in pink.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

Cute!

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

237 203 Requiring people to wear masks needs to made a hanging offense.

Posted by: Boss Moss
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Look at the good side, they have self identified. It's not necessary to expend one syllable of time, you are spared.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 11:28 PM (VPNgR)

238 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:15 PM (2GVsD)

You have a redhead in green wielding two swords in a few pics. You should make the sword colors match her hair and her eyes. And give just enough more light on her face the iris colors are obvious.

I really like your stuff.

What do you charge for a commission?

Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2026 11:28 PM (kU0PQ)

239 Suppose to get leftover hurricane here on Sunday in Babylon DC. The Army 10 mile race will be a bit damp. Hopefully I'll figure out what is blocked off here at the 5-sided nuthouse. Getting out during big events is a PITA. No, I will not be running it. Just getting off work and going home, once I figure out all the detours.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 10, 2026 11:29 PM (S8cdb)

240 I don't charge anything since all I am doing is playing word games with the LLM to generate pictures.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:31 PM (2GVsD)

241 Eric Clapton - No Alibi

youtu.be/5fczygyP3_c

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 10, 2026 11:32 PM (S8cdb)

242 Piper,

thank you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:32 PM (2GVsD)

243 AMXs is super cool and AMC made some very good powerful engines, 401, 360, 290, etc., but it's hard to top a Marlin. Rebels were cool also, wish AMC/Rambler had survived.

Posted by: The Ambassador Of Love at October 10, 2026 11:32 PM (EdP2u)

244 I used to suggest He send one straight up the Potomac.
He has other ways of sorting things out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 11:33 PM (VPNgR)

245 Last winter, when nursing home was all a-freaked about covid again, I grabbed a new mask every day from their box at the entry. Got a nice collection now, for free! (Cost of hubby's stay, notwithstanding...)

Any place that offers them, I will take one (or, "oops" two or three). I use them...eventually! Just not for virus protection, LOL

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

246 Yaaaay I'm back home. Was visiting family. Got sick on Monday evening so family had to look after me until Friday.

Posted by: 88C+u should just gay-marry Talarico already at October 10, 2026 11:33 PM (88C+u)

247 Eyes are mostly vitreous humor.
Posted by: Just Means Resembling Glass at October 10, 2026 10:48 PM (EdP2u)

Is that a potty joke?

Depends on how you look at it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 10, 2026 10:51 PM (+9wcF)

I see where you're going with this.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB)

248 Rained today. Can't remember the last time, think it was February, maybe (there was a heavy drizzle one morning in August). Apparently the fringe of tropical storm whatsit off Mehico.

Best thing about it is it knocks down any fire season for a bit. And the infernal heat (for here) is gone, finally. Worst/longest stretch of bad weather in modern history here, easily. Law of averages strikes again. From "winter" until mid-July were months of perfect days, not weeks.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2026 11:34 PM (U/Byj)

249 Piper, are you experiencing the hurricane?
Posted by: Bulg at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

I did. She is gone and getting ready to rain on Maryland and VA. It was not as bad as predicted, but we lost power for about 9 hours.

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

What is proper hurricane fashion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2026 11:06 PM (dK+Kv)

I vote for wet tee shirts.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)

250 241 Eric Clapton - No Alibi

youtu.be/5fczygyP3_c
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 10, 2026 11:32 PM (S8cdb)

*******
Thank you. Not many I don't like.

We went to a concert in 1980 or so. I don't remember a lot as we had a party prior. My guitar dude said it wasn't that good (I had a good time and that counts). It was during Eric's drug/drink time.

His son dying (horrible) I think changed him back to making great music.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 11:37 PM (hzuYO)

251 >>> I use them...eventually! Just not for virus protection, LOL

Posted by: JQ
---

I'm allergic to something the mower occasionally kicks up.
If it gets worse I'll be wearing one every time I cut.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 11:39 PM (VPNgR)

252 Clapton

Tulsa Time

https://tinyurl.com/5nauwhxh

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 11:39 PM (viF8m)

253 In the age of AI and computer generated everything, it is cool to see that hand painted Judas Priest album art work.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 10, 2026 11:39 PM (mTzaS)

254 What is proper hurricane fashion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2026 11:06 PM (dK+Kv)

I was far from fashionable during this event!

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 Alabama fans already crying the blues about the officials despite UGA having like 100 yards of penalties.

It’s late, I have Church in the morning, plus setting Halloween back up so I need to get to bed.

Night, friends!

Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2026 11:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

256 >>Thank you. Not many I don't like.

I love a challenge.

https://tinyurl.com/3ppev9wv

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 11:43 PM (viF8m)

257 Heritage Auctions has an entire category called International Comic Art Signature Auction.

Not sure if I would pay $45,000 for original Asterix art however. But they do have Moebius stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:43 PM (2GVsD)

258 Kim Jong-something-or-other will be holding executions tomorrow.
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
____________________

Say what you want about that tubby leader...but he sure gets creative on his execution technique. Anti-aircraft guns, flame throwers, mortars....he doesn't hold back.
Posted by: Orson at October 10, 2026 11:13 PM (dIske)

***

Well. Saddam did strap a recalcitrant general to a SCUD and launched it during Desert Shield/Storm.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2026 11:44 PM (2WIwB)

259 I'm allergic to something the mower occasionally kicks up.
If it gets worse I'll be wearing one every time I cut.
Posted by: Braenyard

Hope it helps! I wear one while mowing, especially when it's hot & dry. Too many sparse patches in the yard and it gets quite dusty sometimes. I try to do it on windy days so dust will blow away quickly, but that's not always possible.

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

260 I have a sinus thing, which probably count as covid if I shoved a test up my nose. Which I'm not going to do.

I think I've had it about 3 times, all mild. First time a toddler dose. His Da got it worse than all of us. The last time in 2025 I got it from black mask wearing jackasses on the plane seats behind us on the red eye from Honolulu.

A few days later I had a bad forehead headache. I can handle surgery over headaches and went to Urgent Care, but they were closed and I was not going to start harfing from pain. Went to the ED (drug seeking) and was surprised to learn I had ze covid. The staff then wore their masks with me, and ED MD told me to take high doses of Tylenol and alternte with 3 Advil for 3 days in our bedroom. No one else got it.

I think the mask brigade in public believed the dropping dead chy knees version vs mostly a cold.

I went through a period of wanting to scare hikers in the mountains wearing masks but got over it. I did laugh in my car at people driving with them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 10, 2026 11:45 PM (hzuYO)

261 Let It Rain

https://tinyurl.com/ytry6e35

Posted by: JackStraw at October 10, 2026 11:49 PM (viF8m)

262 Oyasumi minna

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2026 11:50 PM (2GVsD)

263 This time of year, there's a major hatch-out of little blue gnats that are most annoying... those things are everywhere and clouds of them can be very thick! They get in your eyes, up your nose, in your hair and stuck to clothing. Just, ugh!

Masks are good for keeping them out of your mouth and nose. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:50 PM (rdVOm)

264 260 I have a sinus thing, which probably ...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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The sink spritzer awaits you.
_acetaminophen is pizon, you know

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 11:52 PM (VPNgR)

265 Guy talking to his friends at the bar:

The other day I was in the bathroom and noticed some movement through a crack in the curtains. I looked out and my super-hot neighbor was sunbathing in the nude.

I'm not proud of this, but I couldn't resist. I started wanking off.

When I finished I turned around and my wife was standing there. She'd been watching the whole time.

Imagine how I felt when I discovered that my wife is a pervert.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 10, 2026 11:52 PM (ggUGb)

266 Don't know if I've ever had covid-- never tested-- but something kicked my @ss a couple of years ago, for about 2 days. Tired and wheezing, mostly. And then it went away.

Posted by: JQ at October 10, 2026 11:52 PM (rdVOm)

267 Masks are good for keeping them out of your mouth and nose. LOL.

Posted by: JQ
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Take a shallow lid, like from a tub of dip, fill it with water then put a daub of butter or something like it, with just the crest of it above the water. Many will float.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 10, 2026 11:55 PM (VPNgR)

268 Interesting. I haven't noticed anyone wearing masks at Old People Warehouse, other than the woman in her 90s who's always worn one ever since I've lived there.

But then, we Alaskans are pretty non-conformist... even the elderly. Or maybe especially the elderly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2026 12:01 AM (ggUGb)

269 Good evening to you all. Pre MoMe training to stay up past 7:30 pm.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2026 12:01 AM (nxLtX)

270 Braenyard, there are *so many* of them! Hundreds of thousands!

They'll be gone soon. Usually only around for a week or two and it's been over a week. Low overnight temps starting tonight should kill them off until next year.

Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

271 I had COVID twice, at least according to the test kits.

The first time was nothing special. The second time kicked my ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 11, 2026 12:04 AM (ggUGb)

272 Don't know if I've ever had covid-- never tested-- but something kicked my @ss a couple of years ago, for about 2 days. Tired and wheezing, mostly. And then it went away.

I know I had it. Constant inflammation of everything was the calling card. Did get some hospital grade anti-inflammatories at one point and that knocked it down to where I could at least eat for a day or two. Ended up getting the monoclonal antibody treatment to finally knock it out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 11, 2026 12:04 AM (+9wcF)

273 Hi, Ben Had!

Good luck with *staying up late* training! LOL

Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

274 I give blood every 3 or 4 months , and during the year of Covid when you gave blood, they also tested you for antibodies which would indicate you’d had Covid. For the first 6 months of that year had none; but next test showed all the antibodies in my system! I realized I’d had Covid and never even knew it. I remember a time when I had a cough and a slight fever for two nights, but not much. I’ve had flu that was a dozen times worse than that.

If they hadn’t screwed up most people’s immune systems with those damn shots, most people could have ended with natural immunity, like it’s supposed to work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2026 12:04 AM (Y6Q+5)

275 Ended up getting the monoclonal antibody treatment to finally knock it out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
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My neighbors caught it before Biden halted the actual cures.
They went to the local EmergCare (Doc in the Box) and received monoclonal antibodies.
Three days later he's grilling in the driveway. Wife is good too.
I'm walking up to have a chat and he says whoa, I'm contagious.
Three days and it was virtually gone. The Biden operators killed
many people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2026 12:09 AM (VPNgR)

276 JQ, I've got about 2 minutes left in me.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2026 12:14 AM (nxLtX)

277 If they hadn’t screwed up most people’s immune systems with those damn shots, most people could have ended with natural immunity, like it’s supposed to work.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Sis & BIL got really sick after one of their overseas trips. Likely kungflu, right at the beginning of *the big scare*. So what did they do?

They got the stoopid shots anyway. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at October 11, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

278 I'm flattered to be recognized for my music selection but I'm a bit disappointed my first "on the" wasn't chosen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vdsUDNpM54

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 11, 2026 12:16 AM (Fv808)

279 >>> I remember a time when I had a cough and a slight fever for two nights, but not much. I’ve had flu that was a dozen times worse than that.

If they hadn’t screwed up most people’s immune systems with those damn shots, most people could have ended with natural immunity, like it’s supposed to work.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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It was an op. We've had pig flu, bird flu, all kinds of flu; some people died others went on about their business. At school many of us were sick. Well, you get sick, are you going to miss necessary classes or are you going get off your ass and attend? Right.
Covid was an op conducted by the Administrative State.
_(Politburo)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2026 12:16 AM (VPNgR)

280
What is the correct attire for me to wear Tuesday at the Trump rally in Wasilla? I'm thinking my dark blue skirt, flag print shirt, and my stars and bars cowboy boots, but if you have a better suggestion, I'm all ears.
Posted by: tcn in AK

==================

Piper-worthy. But wear it for sure -- you might get picked up by a press camera!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 11, 2026 12:16 AM (mmrXZ)

281 I have a theory (I have a one of earthquake predictions I won't get into) of how every cold or virus now has a component of covid in them.

While viruses constantly evolve/mutate/get frisky, some colds/coughs now take longer to get over vs the old fashioned 7 days. Thanks to wuhan.

I've had a few that take over 3wks for the cough to go away. Being around a baby and school kids doesn't help, but I was never not going to see them. I've had noro and pretty sure RSV this year from baby girl and life goes on.

I feel sure everyone now has antibodies from the wuhan flu. Bastids.

Going to bed and hope for the best for sleeping all night without snorting! Goals!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 11, 2026 12:17 AM (hzuYO)

282 Worst illness I ever had came with bizarre symptoms including deep internal pains that both make you feel like you’re dying and also make you want to die. I figured out later that this perfectly matches the description of a tropical disease known as Dengue Fever.
How could I get that inside the United States? Clue was that both my daughter and I got it at the same time, and we’d eaten together at a Fort Worth restaurant featuring Central American food a couple days before. There was an epidemic of it going on in Guatemala at the time, and I know those assholes had brought in some illegal migrants from there to work the kitchen. Who knows how many people they infected.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2026 12:17 AM (Y6Q+5)

283 OK, I'm out. See ya all tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2026 12:18 AM (nxLtX)

284 278 I'm flattered to be recognized for my music selection but I'm a bit disappointed my first "on the" wasn't chosen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vdsUDNpM54

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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Prolly cause no one could understand the words.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 11, 2026 12:20 AM (VPNgR)

285 Prolly cause no one could understand the words.
Posted by: Braenyard

It also had a second phrase in the title, so maybe it wasn't up to the strict ONT standards.

Posted by: mikeski at October 11, 2026 12:28 AM (VHUov)

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