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The Morning Report — 10/9 /26

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Continuing on from my rant in yesterday's editorial about RINO scum and traitors like Tom Tillis, John Thune and all the rest who will gladly allow the Democrat/Left to destroy the country so that they can loot the treasury as their reward, I got a bit hot under the collar on the latest episode of the podcast linked here
and at or near the top of the sidebar and at the popular outlets linked at the bottom of this post. Yes while the GOP establishment must be utterly obliterated and every elected official must be anti-Leftist to the bone and utterly ruthless in combatting them, in every position from local dog-catcher all the way up to President of the United States. I did not mean to imply that you should sit out an election or that allowing a Democrat to win (steal) an election let aloe actively voting for one to punish/purge the GOP is madness in the extreme, and in no way, shape or form do I countenance that at all!

This is all a long way of saying that Republicans don’t always agree. Infighting has always existed, and it is exaggerated by the leftist media, which sees an opportunity to make things worse for us. But I say to hell with them. At least Republicans are still arguing about what they believe. The Democrat Party, meanwhile, seems willing to broaden its coalition to include just about anybody with a grievance and a protest sign: Maoists, radical Islamists, militant feminists, blue-haired lunatics who take over city blocks, anti-civilization Antifa bomb-throwers, and, worst of all, Ivy League graduates.

As CBD and I tried to underscore, with the Democrat/Left in power and controlling all or even part of government would mean none of us would be safe. Frankly that we somehow survived eight years of Obama considering his chief adviser Bill Ayers at one point agreed with one of his acolytes that once he and the Weathermen had overthrown the American government and seized absolute power would have to liquidate at least 25 million of us deadeners who would refuse to be reeducated and submit to their plans for paradise on earth.

Larry Grathwohl is the military veteran who volunteered to infiltrate the Weather Underground as an FBI operative in 1969.  He is probably best-known for his firsthand account of a Weatherman meeting at which the organization's leadership, including the future Professor Ayers, discussed the logistics of how, after the communist revolution they were trying to spearhead, they would murder the ten percent of the American population that would likely remain resistant to the communists' re-education program.  Grathwohl has often been interviewed about that meeting and about his days among the Weather Underground (WU).  The focus of those interviews used to be on the radicals and their terrorist operations.  More recently, interviewers have turned to Grathwohl to help them highlight Barack Obama's own radicalism, by reminding people of the true nature of the "guy in Obama's neighborhood."


Yeah, Tillis, Thune, Collins, Murkowski and all the rest are venal, amoral pigs. But they're not going to engage in the aforementioned. Yeah, we'll be poorer and frustrated when they're in office but we won't be rotting in a mass grave should the Ocasios, Talaricos, El-Sayeds and all the rest win the next election or two which would then be the last ones ever held.

And on a very closely related note, this happened yesterday...

https://nypost.com/2026/10/09/us-news/mamdani-says-he-tried-to-negotiate-release-of-wounded-criminal-migrant-shot-by-ice-agent/

Mayor Zohran Mamdani said he tried to negotiate with President Trump to release the “criminal illegal alien” and alleged gang member who was shot by ICE Thursday in the Bronx as he called for the abolishment of the federal agency.

“Around 4 p.m. this afternoon, a New Yorker was shot by ICE agents in Marble Hill,” a furious Mamdani told reporters at the late-night press conference near the scene of a rowdy anti-ICE protest in the borough. “For the past two hours, I’ve been on the phone with President Trump and [DHS] Secretary Mullin negotiating the release of the man ICE agents shot. Those negotiations were unsuccessful,” Hizzoner said. The migrant, identified by the NYPD as Oscar Belgal, 28, was shot in the neck and hospitalized before he was taken from NewYork-Presbyterian Allen Hospital by unmarked ICE vehicles, according to the mayor. Mamdani — who spoke over protesters’ chants labeling him “complicit” — called Immigration and Customs Enforcement “rotten to its core” and is an “agency that must be abolished” in the fiery speech. “What does Trump have to say about all of this?” he demanded. “Now I made clear to the president, to the secretary, our request [is] that ICE agents leave the scene entirely — as well as the demand that ICE stop its enforcement actions in New York City.” The Department of Homeland Security said ICE had been attempting to arrest Belgal, of the Dominican Republic, who they claimed has ties to the Trinitarios gang when the shooting occurred. . . However, moments before the press conference kicked off around 11:20 p.m., “ICE put the man in an unmarked vehicle and whisked him away,” Hizzoner said. “Let me say this plainly, what happened today was an outrage,” Mamdani fumed. “Today’s shooting is only further devastating confirmation of what we have long known, which is that ICE operates with impunity, that they sow chaos and terror across our country, that they have killed far more of our neighbors than they could ever have claimed to save,” the mayor said. 

in other words, we have Hitler complaining that the Allied armies have killed too many Waffen S.S. before they had the chance to exterminate all the untermenschen and conquer the world!

As if to underscore both these stories, we have this madness:

When pro-terrorist activist Mahmoud Khalil appeared on CNN Monday, Kaitlan Collins asked if he would condemn Hamas. He, of course, would not, calling the question “silly” and “disingenuous.” It isn’t “black and white,” he whined. Even if you oppose Israel’s reaction to the Oct. 7, 2023, massacre, the answer is still black and white for any person with a conscience.
Certainly, it should be for any person who wants to become a naturalized citizen of the United States. But the fact that Khalil can’t condemn Hamas — and anyone paying attention understands that he supports the terrorist army — tells us not only that he deserves to be deported, but that it’s imperative we deport him.
During the 1960s and 1970s, immigration officials grilled newcomers to the US about their affiliations with communist parties.
Why would we import people who want to destroy our system?
Newcomers were, and still are, compelled to disavow associations with illiberal movements, violent groups and ideologies. They were also required to promise not to engage in any subversive or revolutionary activity.

Well, Khalil’s entire job as an “activist” is to engage in subversive or revolutionary activity.
Khalil is an Algerian, incidentally, not a Palestinian — though he is a champion of Palestinianism, one of the most nihilistic, bigoted, violent, anti-Western ideologies of the age.
There’s no anti-American or Marxist protest or riot anywhere in the world these days where Palestinian flags are not prominent.The French, of course, don’t need much impetus to riot.
. . . The red-green alliance between Islamists and communists isn’t new — it’s just more popular than ever.
France has over 5 million Muslims.
What you see happening this week on the streets of Paris is exactly what Khalil hopes to see in the United States.
We saw as much when he was the lead “negotiator” for Columbia University Apartheid Divest, which rioted at the school in 2024.
The group’s goal is to fight for the “total eradication of Western civilization,” “global intifada” and the “armed resistance” of Hamas. . Yes, free speech is a universal right.
And while I support Khalil’s natural right to express himself unfettered in his home country of Algeria, or anywhere else he ends up living, there is no unfettered right to be in the United States.
There is certainly no unfettered right to citizenship.
And the only useful adjective to describe the act of knowingly handing it to people who incite unrest and detest us is suicidal.

There's intentionally swallowing rat poison and then there's cancer that comes from within! Aside from those we insanely import, we have our own homegrown fellow citizens IN NAME ONLY, who seek our destruction.
Where have you gone Tailgunner Joe McCarthy, our nation turns its blackened, bruised and bleeding eyes to you!!!!!!
Wow, like so many positive waves, now I bid you all to have a great weekend!


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1 Happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

4 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2026 07:36 AM (I43vL)

5 Antifa bomb-throwers, and, worst of all, Ivy League graduates

But NO Irish

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)

6 Morning all.

I knew the second I logged on the tech thread, JJ would show up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 07:36 AM (nPfAi)

7 Not gonna lie... I LOVE watching Vance and Rubio one-upping each other in their quest to be named Heir Apparent to the Golden Scalpweasel.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 07:37 AM (gLYp7)

8 So, saying there's a podcast?

Posted by: This Am A Surprise at October 09, 2026 07:37 AM (EdP2u)

9 the future Professor Ayers, discussed the logistics of how, after the communist revolution they were trying to spearhead, they would murder the ten percent of the American population that would likely remain resistant to the communists' re-education program.

Pol Pot had to murder 1 outta 3.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 07:38 AM (/+uur)

10 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

11 8 So, saying there's a podcast?
Posted by: This Am A Surprise at October 09, 2026 07:37 AM (EdP2u)


For a few years now, as you can see at CJN... linked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)

12 Continuing on from my rant in yesterday's editorial about RINO scum and traitors like Tom Tillis, John Thune and all the rest who will gladly allow the Democrat/Left to destroy the country so that they can loot the treasury as their reward, I got a bit hot under the collar on the latest episode of the podcast linked here

This subject is so rich with content and is such a target rich environment you could keep on writing about it until you've turned out something that would beat out War and Peace in the book thickness department.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:40 AM (6ydKt)

13 Republicans Bad, Democrats Worse. Vote against the greater of two evils.

Posted by: davidt at October 09, 2026 07:41 AM (Q+gd/)

14 Greene-Placentia does not remember what the men looked like or what they were wearing, according to the report.

“She only recalled one of them wearing black boots and having small feet,” the incident report reads.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)

15 Part of the good news is Rosasharn twirled in the Tech Thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

16 “For the past two hours, I’ve been on the phone with President Trump and [DHS] Secretary Mullin negotiating the release of the man ICE agents shot. Those negotiations were unsuccessful,” Hizzoner said.

The balls on this guy...

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:41 AM (6ydKt)

17 "WATCH: JD Vance Blocks Visas for Microsoft and Indian Staffing Companies"


When does the media call him a racist for hating on indians? That would be ironic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2026 07:42 AM (I43vL)

18 SpeakingOf

Two hours he wasted instead of overseeing the ongoing destruction of NYC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

19 18 SpeakingOf

Two hours he wasted instead of overseeing the ongoing destruction of NYC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

He's always got plenty of time to turn an illegal alien gangbanger into the victim of this story.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:44 AM (6ydKt)

20 One lie and a another, then another, then another......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 07:44 AM (7xwo6)

21 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2026 07:44 AM (RORbl)

22 a not-as-awful-as-most tale from 10/7; Times of Israel:

https://short.do/jXB5pd

lest anyone think that IDF cuties are not also tough as nails.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:44 AM (VyBeY)

23 And don't forget if they admit to 25 million the number is a whole lot higher.

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 07:45 AM (8S7CD)

24 Those universities are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburgh, UC Davis, Caltech, Arizona State, and MIT, and what we see is that when you employ an American worker as a graduate student, as a researcher, they’re making about $20,000 more than someone brought in under a J-1 visa, and importantly, these universities are employing J-1 visas for federally funded grants at a rate of about 61 percent. The national average is 38 percent.

The National Average should be 0.0%.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)

25 It is Friday. I am undercaffeinated because what was supposed to be a simple hardware fix decided to be a problem.

Good thing I have a coffee pot at my desk.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2026 07:47 AM (NR6c1)

26 Willow'd:

62 I was watching a YouTube video yesterday about a church running a singles dating event and it was not well attended by the men. A few people were saying that it was creepy to use a church for this.

My thought: Shouldn't a church have events like this to encourage young people to marry and have families? The response to my opinion was a bit negative but I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2026 06:12 AM (NR6c1)


Catholics don't generally hold such events in the church proper, which is formally consecrated. Baptists use theirs as a general meeting space, designed to be repurposed throughout the week, maybe even with moveable partitions. It's a fundamentally incompatible sense of the sacred.

Of course Catholics have diocesan groups for young adult singles, some parishes may as well. I visited another parish's group for co-ed volleyball in their parish school's gym. I met up with the diocesan group at a brewpub for an artwalk in the Big City arts district. Things like that, perfectly normal.

I can see different points of view, but one benefit of keeping the chapel sacred is to discourage the players' game of Sunday Morning Nightclub.

Posted by: SciVo at October 09, 2026 07:47 AM (ke3zm)

27 I believe it is our fellow moron ellipsis... who is fond of:

"It turns out you can just say things."

Which applies to Madmani in no uncertain terms.


(Apologies if I'm remembering the wrong commenter)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:48 AM (6ydKt)

28 UPMC once claimed in court they had no employees. Fuckers run thirty hospitals. Make sense of that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 07:49 AM (7xwo6)

29 Frustration

Vote —early and often —for frustration versus death.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 09, 2026 07:50 AM (FCPbW)

30 17 "WATCH: JD Vance Blocks Visas for Microsoft and Indian Staffing Companies"


When does the media call him a racist for hating on indians? That would be ironic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 09, 2026 07:42 AM (I43vL)

rockhard place

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:52 AM (6ydKt)

31 oops.

rock-> <-hard place

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:52 AM (6ydKt)

32 26 Willow'd:

Hey, SciVo. I was going to answer you and Fen but the thread had closed by the time I got back.

My view was simply that a church should encourage the single men and women to marry and have kids. Apparently, this did not sit well with some folks. I ain't going back to that thread because I have a feeling that nothing I say would make a difference.

Fen, thanks for your perspective as well. I do think that churches should be actively setting things like this up since you would have people of like minds meeting. And now I remember a minister who told his congregation that the unmarried people who were living together had six months to get married or breakup. He even provided counseling and the church for the service.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2026 07:53 AM (NR6c1)

33 >>rockhard place

Yes?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 07:53 AM (viF8m)

34 Not sure the Blue Angels will fly again today, forecast is bot clear skies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

35 33 >>rockhard place

Yes?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 07:53 AM (viF8m)

\m/ \m/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:54 AM (6ydKt)

36 SpeakingOf

It had to be Vance for that announcement. His wife gives him armor against the usual accusations of racism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

37 Good morning from Rehoboth Beach! There's a Seasonal Martian Plume-in my pants!

Posted by: Stage Nine Joe! at October 09, 2026 07:55 AM (EdP2u)

38 36 SpeakingOf

It had to be Vance for that announcement. His wife gives him armor against the usual accusations of racism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)


Usha is white-adjacent so they'll take it out on her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:55 AM (6ydKt)

39 It had to be Vance for that announcement. His wife gives him armor against the usual accusations of racism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

hahahaha, nope! She's White-adjacent!
- The Media

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 07:57 AM (s30Ba)

40 So, saying there's a podcast?"

Right next to the content...

/ there's content?

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 07:57 AM (pfXMo)

41 SpeakingOf

They can try. She is not as tough as Melania, but she can deal out punishment. If needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

42 The new (AI animated looks like) Smokey the Bear commercials have been running lately.

The new slogan is:

"If it's too hot to touch, it's too hot to leave."


Funny, that's my motto with women, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:58 AM (6ydKt)

43 Martini's theory on voting;

It's a real chore in certain precincts... by design. In others, not so much because you have multiple avenues to cast your vote, or have someone do it for you.

Leaving this sort of thing up to the states is a bad idea when we're selecting government leadership. IMO

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2026 07:58 AM (RORbl)

44 G'mornin all y'all

Posted by: Okjohn at October 09, 2026 07:58 AM (yhou+)

45 4 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Once was enough!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie, Saint Pancake! at October 09, 2026 07:58 AM (EdP2u)

46 Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

One human race. Divided by Culture and single nucleotide polymorphism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

47 Rachel Corrie, Saint Pancake!

Patron Saint of bad decisions?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

48 I know an author who is married to a black woman and he's been accused of using her as a shield.

Thankfully, his response is mockery.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2026 08:00 AM (NR6c1)

49 41 SpeakingOf

They can try. She is not as tough as Melania, but she can deal out punishment. If needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)


She's got four children under the age of 9.
She can handle the media.

I would like to see her take a few over knee and spank them until they cry for Vance to save them.

(the media, I mean, not the kids)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:00 AM (6ydKt)

50 Louisiana Muslims Were on Medicaid While Sending Money to Terrorists
"More than $224,000 in benefits"

Medicare requires you to renew annually.
Medicaid should be wiped annually and require re-qualify and re-enroll.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

51 Internet down this morning, and reading, commenting on things on a tiny phone screen is…sub-optimal. I don’t know how people who only use their phones for the internet can stand it. It blows chunks!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 09, 2026 08:02 AM (g0bYX)

52 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:03 AM (ccf/V)

53 Medicare requires you to renew annually.
Medicaid should be wiped annually and require re-qualify and re-enroll.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

I'm not even on Medicare and that sounds horrifying.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:03 AM (6ydKt)

54 Chuckled at the gambling story - even the "gaming" companies realize that the "prediction markets" are just...online gambling.

Who's up for some CaesarsDraftFan...stuff?

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:04 AM (pfXMo)

55 “She only recalled one of them wearing black boots and having small feet,” the incident report reads.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Whew! Leaves me out, I wear size 13. You know what they say about guys with little feet.

Posted by: Ample Andy at October 09, 2026 08:04 AM (EdP2u)

56 Whew! Leaves me out, I wear size 13. You know what they say about guys with little feet.

Posted by: Ample Andy at October 09, 2026 08:04 AM (EdP2u)

They wear little socks?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:05 AM (6ydKt)

57 Leaves me out, I wear size 13"

The Paolo, he knows that big feet means you're a clown...

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:06 AM (pfXMo)

58 Mamdani proving once again he's for illegals and the 3rd worlding of NYC and not for NYCers.

Good job staying home and avoiding a Sliwa administration. I'm sure that would've been MUCH worse. Just like that Dr. Oz. character. Fetterman is such a breath of fresh air. Sure he votes 100% democrat, but he's nice to Israel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:08 AM (ccf/V)

59 Morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Friday and a good weekend to all.
Get blue cities fighting and screaming about ICE shooting an illegal alien criminal. Do it right before the election. While the cities erupt , normal people vote against chaos. Keep it up Mamdani

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:08 AM (t9883)

60 Medicaid should be wiped annually and require re-qualify and re-enroll.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)
=====

It is, soon to be every 6 months.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

61 For able-bodied adults 18-64

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

62 Dem Candidate Claims She Was Raped by 2 MAGA Men Whom She Can’t Describe

Yeah...I'm going to mock her. She deserves it.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2026 08:08 AM (NR6c1)

63 She recalled to investigators that one of the men said “democratic b*tch” at some point during the incident, the report states.

On Thursday, she told CNN she could not be certain of what she had heard then. “However, I was repairing signs,” she added. “My picture is on my signs all over the district.”

Greene-Placentia said she “did get the gut feeling that I was recognized.”

She also told the sheriff’s office her assailants may have been white males.



But where was her Subway sandwich during all of this?

I am highly disappointed that these guys forgot to bring along some shoelace sized rope with a noose on the end to hang around her neck.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:09 AM (6ydKt)

64 The Paolo, he knows that big feet means you're a clown...
Posted by: man

Them's stompin' words!

Posted by: Ample Andy And Thom McCan at October 09, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

65
RUBIO: "It has become fashionable today to believe that enlightened foreign policy means prioritizing the global community over one's own people. Here too, we have much to learn from the men of ancient Greece — because they knew that there was nothing selfish or wrong about loyalty to your nation, nor anything selfish or wrong about fighting to defend its interests above all else."

VANCE: Microsoft's Indian visas are all cancelled, bitches!

I voted for this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 08:09 AM (gLYp7)

66 Yeh, I know. He doesn't do much. But I love it when Sen. John Kennedy opens his mouth.

"Most Americans don't think that much about color anymore... They understand that to a bear, we all taste like chicken."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:10 AM (yMCWt)

67 I am highly disappointed that these guys forgot to bring along some shoelace sized rope with a noose on the end to hang around her neck.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:09 AM (6ydKt)



And bleach. Remember, they must douse with bleach because skin can't be too white.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V)

68 NR Pax

So. Bill Clinton and Hunter Biden? That action is on-brand for them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

69 DOJ Seeks To Indict Former White House Aide Over Claims She Lied About January 6

Cornbread was lyin liar and everyone knew that

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)

70 SpaceX did two remarkable things yesterday, it brought four astronauts home from the space station and it announced it can and will soon take over the cell phone industry. Last week was devoted to robo-taxis and opening a factory making semi trucks. The pace of change in that company is dizzying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2026 08:12 AM (3dxnp)

71 You know what they say about guys with little feet."

They can do fantastic stunts?

/Headly Lamarr, Territorial AG.

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:13 AM (pfXMo)

72 It is, soon to be every 6 months.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

gooder

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

73 DOJ Seeks To Indict Former White House Aide Over Claims She Lied About January 6

Cornbread was lyin liar and everyone knew that

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)
-

Here's hoping she's toast!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:14 AM (yMCWt)

74 Anyone ask Rubio what's a Grecian Urn?

Posted by: Nick And Stavros At The Diner at October 09, 2026 08:14 AM (EdP2u)

75 You know what they say about guys with little feet."

They can do fantastic stunts?

/Headly Lamarr, Territorial AG.

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:13 AM (pfXMo)
-

KINKY!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:14 AM (yMCWt)

76 Dem Candidate Claims She Was Raped by 2 MAGA Men Whom She Can’t Describe


Rapes in America are usually done by illegals brought in during Democrat administrations. Sometimes, it's a citizen. Usually in lower income areas or gang related.

It's NEVER a MAGA man. NEVER.

They want you dead, imprisoned or enslaved. Democrats are NOT for America. They're for communism. Remember, Owebama was jealous of Xi Jinping because he could squash his press if they were negative.

They want total control. NOT a free society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)

77 70 SpaceX did two remarkable things yesterday, it brought four astronauts home from the space station and it announced it can and will soon take over the cell phone industry. Last week was devoted to robo-taxis and opening a factory making semi trucks. The pace of change in that company is dizzying.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2026 08:12 AM (3dxnp)

Biden spent billions on fibre that SpaceX could have done for millions

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

78 'Morning! Sunrise in 4 minutes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (wVcYX)

79 Didn't know that Talarico is a type-1 diabetic. Seems people care saying that may be the problem, not flu. Others say a nervous breakdown. Whatever it is, disappearing from the campaign trail looks pretty bad

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (t9883)

80 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

81 Anyone ask Rubio what's a Grecian Urn?

Posted by: Nick And Stavros At The Diner at October 09, 2026 08:14 AM (EdP2u)

Everyone knows that, dummy. Grecian's earn minimum wage, which is way too low, MAGATS!
- AOC

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (gLYp7)

82 That's open hand slap.

Posted by: David Schultz at October 09, 2026 08:16 AM (zZxsY)

83 Anyone ask Rubio what's a Grecian Urn?"

20 drachmas. Same as in Athens...

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:16 AM (pfXMo)

84 Seen on Insty: New York State is considering a bill where women get free college if they claim rape.

Nothing could possibly go wrong with that, LO-fucking-L.

"Leftism is a failure to understand second-order consequences" is undefeated.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:16 AM (Cw4E2)

85 > DOJ Seeks To Indict Former White House Aide Over Claims She Lied About January 6
------
Nothing like a DoJ that's on the ball... half a decade later.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2026 08:16 AM (RORbl)

86 79 Didn't know that Talarico is a type-1 diabetic. Seems people care saying that may be the problem, not flu. Others say a nervous breakdown. Whatever it is, disappearing from the campaign trail looks pretty bad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (t9883)

monkeypox

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)

87 Didn't know that Talarico is a type-1 diabetic. Seems people care saying that may be the problem, not flu. Others say a nervous breakdown. Whatever it is, disappearing from the campaign trail looks pretty bad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (t9883)



I don't care. He's a heretic that should be NOWHERE NEAR public office or governmental power. He should be ostracized.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)

88 The Dem candidate alleging she was raped says she was out fixing campaign signs a 2AM. Suuure

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (t9883)

89 “She only recalled one of them wearing black boots and having small feet,” the incident report reads.
Posted by: r hennigantx


Could've been AtC.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (nPfAi)

90 Very glad to see some of those 'staffing companies' get their H1B access revoked along with MS and Adobe. Now for the thousands of others. It's painful seeing a job that was clearly outsourced from an American firm to an Indian 'staffing agency' (to 'save money', of course, so already cheaping out), trying to hire Americans to fulfill the contract, at blatantly peanuts on the dollar.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (aJQbY)

91 Everyone knows that, dummy. Grecian's earn minimum wage, which is way too low, MAGATS!
- AOC
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (gLYp7)



And I saw this as an opportunity to say "$20, same as in town."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

92 I am highly disappointed that these guys forgot to bring along some shoelace sized rope with a noose"

And that they didn't shout "this is MAGA country"

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (pfXMo)

93 Biden spent billions on fibre that SpaceX could have done for millions

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

Yes, obviously, the quickest, most efficient, and cheapest way to bring the internet to remote, rural, communities is through satellite transmission.

Obvious to everybody but the federal government.

Even Dish and DirecTV had this figure out two decades ago with TV.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (6ydKt)

94
Could've been AtC.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (nPfAi)



No mention of big tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

95 And I saw this as an opportunity to say "$20, same as in town."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

To be fair, there were multiple right answers on that one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 08:18 AM (gLYp7)

96 Biden spent billions on fibre that SpaceX could have done for millions
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)
=========================
A good example of an old socialist "solution", spend government money and who cares on what, versus actual private company accomplishment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2026 08:18 AM (3dxnp)

97 We have the most connected world in history. Anyone with an internet connection or a cell phone can speak with anyone else at any time.

But somehow Talarico has been unable to contact anyone in the media or his campaign for 12 days with less than a month until election day because he has the flu?

Pull the other one, it has bells on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 08:19 AM (viF8m)

98 Even Dish and DirecTV had this figure out two decades ago with TV.

DirecTV/Hughes had satellite internet 30 years ago but it was slow and expensive.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:19 AM (Cw4E2)

99 The Dem candidate alleging she was raped says she was out fixing campaign signs a 2AM. Suuure
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (t9883)
=====

Classic case of Main Character Syndrome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

100
Obvious to everybody but the federal government.

Even Dish and DirecTV had this figure out two decades ago with TV.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:17 AM (6ydKt)



It was internet, but highly priced and low performance.

Biden and the USG simply laundered money and provided nothing, as usual.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

101 New York State is considering a bill where women get free college if they claim rape"

*takes down "ladies night" signs, puts up "free college" signs*

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo)

102 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:22 AM (77rzZ)

103 New York State is considering a bill where women get free college if they claim rape"


Oh, that'll help........


All this for a whore who loved getting run train.

Democrats are the destruction of society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:22 AM (ccf/V)

104 and provided nothing, as usual."

Dixie Liquors disagrees...

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:22 AM (pfXMo)

105 What size bedazzled Crocs does garrett wear?

Posted by: Buster Brown Lives In a Shoe at October 09, 2026 08:22 AM (EdP2u)

106 My Republican friends told me that the R candidate for Senate for NJ, , handsome Justin Murphy, ( that's not the reason I'm voting for him- his good looks 😉.) had a very good debate against Cory Booker . Too bad that all Booker can squak about is "awful Trump, " because I expect between voter fraud and people who reflexively vote D Booker will get in. I will have to go and watch the debate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2026 08:23 AM (iGSqB)

107 " Christa Pike was declared brain dead on Monday night and was expected to be taken off life support, but woke up and started talking on Tuesday, according to her physicians."

Oh wait! I read that wrong. It says "according to her attorneys

Because attorneys understand the definition of brain death. What a pathetic clown show. This attorney is milking this for all it's worth. Is there nobody in Tennessee willing to set the record straight?

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 08:23 AM (I0N4X)

108 Didn't know that Talarico is a type-1 diabetic. Seems people care saying that may be the problem, not flu. Others say a nervous breakdown. Whatever it is, disappearing from the campaign trail looks pretty bad

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:15 AM (t9883)
-

monkeypox

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)
-

There's a new kid in town:

https://tinyurl.com/2rfpj8mm

Run! Run away!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:24 AM (yMCWt)

109
There's a new kid in town:

https://tinyurl.com/2rfpj8mm

Run! Run away!!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:24 AM (yMCWt)



Fauci, laughing, spreads his wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

110 What size bedazzled Crocs does garrett wear?
Posted by: Buster Brown Lives In a Shoe at October 09, 2026 08:22 AM (EdP2u)



You looking for a gay ol' time?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

111 "Scott Bessent is doing a helluva good job against Iran", says CBD in the latest podcast. He is also doing a great job financing the deficit. Yesterday, traders started making huge bets (in the options market) that interest rates have finally stopped rising and will decline, at least a bit.

The Trump cabinet has been tons better in this term than the Biden residency. Competence is great.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (3dxnp)

112 I would think Hurricane Helen and what it did to the mountains of NC would immediately bring up some light bulbs in the head of the FCC or whichever government agency in charge of 'rural broadband'.

Elon showed the importance of satellite internet and how quickly it could be deployed and then how reliable it can be for people who can't get online any other way.

It really is stupid to try to bring fiber to every community in the mountains. Bing it to Asheville and the larger towns, sure, but for Billy Bob way up in the mountains in a cabin, the only thing that makes sense is satellite.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (6ydKt)

113 ...brain dead on Monday night...but woke up and started talking Tuesday morning...

**********

It's a Festivus miracle!!!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (I0N4X)

114 Woke up due to a leg cramp (yes, I've tried magnesium, no, it doesn't work). The kittens invaded our room and managed to rope JT The Wonder Dog into their shenanigans by hiding in his fur to avoid ejection. Pooky got all three animals out with the promise of food, and I'm conking back out.

Posted by: pookysgirl never has a dull moment at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (Wt5PA)

115 There's a new kid in town:

https://tinyurl.com/2rfpj8mm

Run! Run away!!!!"

Leave the soap there...

Posted by: man at October 09, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)

116 Whew! Leaves me out, I wear size 13. You know what they say about guys with little feet.

Posted by: Ample Andy at October 09, 2026 08:04 AM (EdP2u)

They wear little socks?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:05 AM (6ydKt)

and have little cars that go Beep Beep Beep?

Posted by: Randy Newman at October 09, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX)

117 Woke up due to a leg cramp (yes, I've tried magnesium, no, it doesn't work). The kittens invaded our room and managed to rope JT The Wonder Dog into their shenanigans by hiding in his fur to avoid ejection. Pooky got all three animals out with the promise of food, and I'm conking back out.
Posted by: pookysgirl never has a dull moment at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (Wt5PA)



I've been up since 4:30 due to none of this.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

118 Woke up due to a leg cramp (yes, I've tried magnesium, no, it doesn't work).

Posted by: pookysgirl never has a dull moment at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (Wt5PA)
-

Vitamin K2:

https://tinyurl.com/3un3r3kr

Works for Mrs. BD and me for years now.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:28 AM (yMCWt)

119 The Fake Rape™ story is everywhere already.

Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2026 08:28 AM (XOmY9)

120
Madman is going to destroy NYC.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2026 08:28 AM (/QHx4)

121 Today Is National Angel Food Cake Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

122 "sexually transmitted diarrhea"

These queers think of everything, don't they?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:29 AM (6ydKt)

123 I watched a short 5 minute snip of the El-Sayed Rogers debate last night. My ( probably worthless) impression: it was just two people shouting insults back and forth. If my 5 minutes were representative, it unfortunately looked like El-Sayed was the more composed shouter. I hope that didn’t represent the whole thing…. El-Sayed really is despicable… Rogers looked old, alas

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (sVR3r)

124 "Madman is going to destroy NYC."

Wouldn't he have to undestroy it first?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (dCMJG)

125 The Trump cabinet has been tons better in this term than the Biden residency. Competence is great.

Democrats are now screaming that Jesus would never live-stream an execution. That's one hell of a "theology".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (Cw4E2)

126 If EMS is called to Death Row for a medical emergency don't you think they would slow walk the response?

"No Ventilators or Defibrillators Allowed Beyond This Point"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (I0N4X)

127 There apparently was a funny exchange last night in a break in the debate Justin Murphy came back to say he was fixing his hair and he and Booker had a laugh about the fact that Booker doesn't have any hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (iGSqB)

128 Potassium helps with leg cramps , too.

I get them a lot less than I used to.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (6ydKt)

129 Madman is going to destroy NYC.

Posted by: four seasons at October 09, 2026 08:28 AM (/QHx4)
======================
Maybe not. Suddenly, all you hear is criticism. That evil X post on Oct 7 has really pissed people off.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (3dxnp)

130 The Fake Rape™ story is everywhere already.

Posted by: MJ at October 09, 2026 08:28 AM (XOmY9)



The 7 men accused of this should be finding attorneys that will take the case of suing the f*ck out of AOC and the rest that have been spewing pure fallacies to the world about this situation.

Make them feel pain.....financial pain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

131 Democrats are now screaming that Jesus would never live-stream an execution. That's one hell of a "theology".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (Cw4E2)
-

But he would've cross-posted it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:31 AM (yMCWt)

132 redridinghood

Thank You. I notice it's never a science theme. Only food.

I long for the SN2 Reaction Mechanism Day. The gays would love that better than SN1 Reaction Mechanism Day. For reasons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

133 The 7 men accused of this should be finding attorneys that will take the case of suing the f*ck out of AOC and the rest that have been spewing pure fallacies to the world about this situation.

Make them feel pain.....financial pain.


Too late, the Democrats are already offering free college for any girl who claims rape. No proof needed. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:32 AM (Cw4E2)

134 Democrats are now screaming that Jesus would never live-stream an execution. That's one hell of a "theology".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (Cw4E2)

If it were possible at the time, I doubt Jesus would have objected to his crucifixion being broadcast live worldwide.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:32 AM (6ydKt)

135 121 Today Is National Angel Food Cake Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Fine, but Debil's Food Cake is more my style.

Posted by: Beelzeboob at October 09, 2026 08:32 AM (EdP2u)

136 Rural Electrification was an interesting historical program of the 1930s. Some places didn’t really get “wired” till the 1950s. Of course it wasn’t cost effective for utilities, and farmers and ranchers couldn’t afford to pay for the “last mile” of poles and wiring.

Most people in the sticks ran on batteries. Banks of them. Wire your house for 32 volt DC Lights and appliances.

Windmills and generators for re-charging. WinChargers are sometimes found in antique shops. Neat items, and kind of rare. One reason, the government required these be destroyed, or rendered inoperable, in exchange for getting mains electrical service. Shooting them was considered acceptable.

32 volt DC “farm radios” are sometimes found. They used the same electrical plug as more modern appliances, but woe to the knick-knack collector who plugs one in to 120 volts AC to “see if it works”. Oops!

Posted by: Common Tater at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (Kux/g)

137 I watched a short 5 minute snip of the El-Sayed Rogers debate last night. My ( probably worthless) impression: it was just two people shouting insults back and forth. If my 5 minutes were representative, it unfortunately looked like El-Sayed was the more composed shouter. I hope that didn’t represent the whole thing…. El-Sayed really is despicable… Rogers looked old, alas
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (sVR3r)



The only things I saw were "He owns a home in Florida." "Sure, but he owns a home in UAE (*or wherever). At least Florida is in the US." and some shit about how moohamhead wants to raise taxes over $20k a year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

138 Dem Candidate Claims She Was Raped by 2 MAGA Men Whom She Can’t Describe

As she was doing something with campaign signs. At 2am.

She doesn't know where the attack happened and can't describe the men other than to say that they were white Republicans. They were wearing MAGA hats. They told her, "This is MAGA country," as they took her. Over and over.

Then they gave her a Subway sandwich. Which is why she didn't report it for two weeks, as is, apparently, common among women these days.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

139 An innocent man being executed by the Romans and Jews on a cross?

The media would have turned that into the story of the decade.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (6ydKt)

140 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (sVR3r)
=========
I agree. Mike Rogers strikes me as a McVain level politician, and an incompetent campaigner. Despite that, Abdul is so disliked he may hand the election to Rogers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (3dxnp)

141 Too late, the Democrats are already offering free college for any girl who claims rape. No proof needed. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:32 AM (Cw4E2)

Out: Co-ed

In: 304-ed

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (wVcYX)

142 Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:30 AM (Cw4E2

Did they come up with that brilliant theological after they endorsed the theology that Jesus was totally against films too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (iGSqB)

143
But he would've cross-posted it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:31 AM (yMCWt)



Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

144 Don't want shigellosis? Don't have rough anal sex. Easy peasy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

145 A Palestinian man from Nazareth at that.

Jesus would have been trending on TikTok for months.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:34 AM (6ydKt)

146 Vitamin K2:

https://tinyurl.com/3un3r3kr

Works for Mrs. BD and me for years now.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:28 AM (yMCWt)

Interesting. I'll have to ask my OB about it when I go in next week.

Posted by: pookysgirl, always curious at October 09, 2026 08:34 AM (Wt5PA)

147 Today Is National Angel Food Cake Day.
Posted by: redridinghood


*********

Fortunately, tomorrow is National Sugar Coma Recovery Day

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 08:34 AM (I0N4X)

148 142-Theological "thought"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2026 08:34 AM (iGSqB)

149 Interesting. Fox is reporting that the riots in France have been taken over by communist/Islamic groups funded by Neville Singham's network.

>>@foxnewspolitics

>The Singham network's reach goes far beyond France. BreakThrough News publishes a dramatic video from the Paris suburb of Saint-Denis showing a far-left mayor "protecting" students from police — it racks up 346,000 likes in one day. From Brazil, teleSUR shared clash footage with a dramatic soundtrack. Self-described Marxist Twitch influencer Hasan Piker, who traveled to Cuba earlier this year and met Singham's wife Jodie Evans of CodePink, likes the content.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 08:35 AM (viF8m)

150 Democrats Revive Nullification With Refusals To Assist Federal Immigration Enforcement

End all transfers of money from DC to the states. Red or blue. DC should only pay for the things that the federal government explicitly demands and the state can pay for whatever it chooses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

151 Black preachers would make Jimmy Swaggart blush.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 09, 2026 08:35 AM (rJ48h)

152 OK, college is free, but you have to have a mattress strapped to your back all four, what am I saying, six years.

Posted by: Craftmatic Automatic Adjustable Beds, Inc. at October 09, 2026 08:35 AM (EdP2u)

153 Too late, the Democrats are already offering free college for any girl who claims rape. No proof needed. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:32 AM (Cw4E2)



Out: Believe all women

In: Believe all women

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

154 43% of Young Voting Age Adults in America Support Sharia

I don't believe this number. Not even a little bit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

155 154 43% of Young Voting Age Adults in America Support Sharia

I don't believe this number. Not even a little bit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

I doubt 3% of young people could tell you what Sharia is.

They probably think it's named after some girl named Sharia who was shot by cops for driving while black.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:37 AM (6ydKt)

156 Once again, congratulations to JJ Sefton on his fantastic ten year anniversary at Morning Report! Thank you sir!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 09, 2026 08:37 AM (3dxnp)

157 Jaguar Registers Just TWO Cars in Europe After Woke Rebrand.

They and Them

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

158
They probably think it's named after some girl named Sharia who was shot by cops for driving while black.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:37 AM (6ydKt)



Cheria. She's already on GLP-1 commercials, I think.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

159 Jaguar Registers Just TWO Cars in Europe After Woke Rebrand.

They and Them
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)



A strong reminder not to let your company be run by flaming fags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

160 Today is Leif Erickson Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

161 Today is Leif Erickson Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)



The inventor of the cell phone?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

162 From what I saw and reading about the debate from various sources today, Rogers clobbered Abdul.

Rogers might not be hardcore MAGA or a great campaigner but Abdul is a pro-jihadist fraud whose father works for the Muslim Brotherhood, his mother worked for al Qaeda, owns a home in the UAE and at least one more in Pakistan or some other muslim shit hole.

He's an absolute fraud and is being exposed over and over as one. Barely squeaked by his primary by 1 point after we were told he was going to win by double digits. He hasn't gotten more popular.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 08:40 AM (viF8m)

163 139 An innocent man being executed by the Romans and Jews on a cross?

The media would have turned that into the story of the decade.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:33 AM (6ydKt)


Except the media would have told us that He deserved it and anyone who sides with Christ is evil and stupid and should be shunned.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 09, 2026 08:40 AM (OlzlW)

164 It's a hard week for Microsoft. There's the H1B thing, and there's also the entire Internet mocking them because the new Gears of War game sidelines the two male protagonists of the series in favor of a lesbian who looks and sounds suspiciously like the lesbian in charge of the game.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:40 AM (Cw4E2)

165 Tomorrow is actually Angel Food Cake Day.
Sorry about that. This should give you enough time to prepare.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

166 Like, wasn't there a single by some old black singer, "My Sharia Moor."?

Posted by: Clueless 20 year old at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (iGSqB)

167 164 It's a hard week for Microsoft. There's the H1B thing, and there's also the entire Internet mocking them because the new Gears of War game sidelines the two male protagonists of the series in favor of a lesbian who looks and sounds suspiciously like the lesbian in charge of the game.


I know I'm loving all this. The US Govt is settling my scores! MS and Adobe RUIN MY LIFE

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (j+aD2)

168 Speaking of that, Mark Dice had a video clip where 3 old black people were doing a podcast claiming that whitey stole everything from blacks.......Morse Code, computers, cell phones......because African drums. Everything technology was based on the African drums communication language.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

169 Interesting. Fox is reporting that the riots in France have been taken over by communist/Islamic groups funded by Neville Singham's network.
=====

Up until now, both Fox and Fox business have been pushing the "muh poor students" b.s.

And pushing it hard for a reason I cannot discern.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (RIvkX)

170 Don't want shigellosis? Don't have rough anal sex. Easy peasy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

I don't mind a little shigellosis. After all, I ain't cleaning the motel room.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum, homosexual at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (9zGZf)

171 135 121 Today Is National Angel Food Cake Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Fine, but Debil's Food Cake is more my style.
Posted by: Beelzeboob at October 09, 2026 08:32 AM (EdP2u)

That the angel in your arms this morning
Is gonna be the devil in someone else's arms tonight
Yes, the angel in your arms this morning
Is gonna be the devil in someone else's arms tonight

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

172 88 The Dem candidate alleging she was raped says she was out fixing campaign signs a 2AM. Suuure
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Sneaking home from Chad's house, I'd believe

Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 08:42 AM (sDWtc)

173 Everything technology was based on the African drums communication language.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

The G ds must be crazier

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

174 Speaking of that, Mark Dice had a video clip where 3 old black people were doing a podcast claiming that whitey stole everything from blacks.......Morse Code, computers, cell phones......because African drums. Everything technology was based on the African drums communication language.

WE. WUZ. KANGZ.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:43 AM (Cw4E2)

175 Good morning morons!

speaking of, we were worried about our heater not kicking on, my dear husband spent a day with his "girlfriend" ChatGPT trying to figure out why (I was not home) then we had an HVAC company come in.

well in 5 minutes he calls me down. "um... everything is fine but the breaker is off? it's not tripped it's just off"

lol thanks Chat/non-handy husband! while the guy was there he did a normal pre-winter tuneup so all not lost but funny

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 08:44 AM (j+aD2)

176 Everything technology was based on the African drums communication language.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Amazing how they haven't built a real life Wakanda by now.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 09, 2026 08:44 AM (NR6c1)

177 32 - for the record, I'm in favor of it, too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 08:44 AM (VyBeY)

178 Tillis is out of office, so he has the freedom to say the quiet part out loud about the GOP plan to return to the status quo ante - but the Party hasn't exactly been shy about it. This GOP Congress has been an exact, line-for-line reproduction of their performance in 2017-2018.

Then and now, the entire plan is to wait out the unwelcome interlude with the orange interloper and then return to our regularly scheduled screening of "(D)racula vs. (R)enfield 48: The Encuckening."

Only this time, there is no chance of Trump turning back up like a bad penny, so that plan will actually work.

And when it does, don't say you weren't warned. The GOP warned you over and over again. For a decade straight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2026 08:45 AM (BI5O2)

179 LOL, muldoon!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 08:46 AM (VyBeY)

180 Only this time, there is no chance of Trump turning back up like a bad penny, so that plan will actually work.


ha ha

no it won't

sorry you can't go home again, RINOs

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 08:46 AM (j+aD2)

181 >>Up until now, both Fox and Fox business have been pushing the "muh poor students" b.s.

>>And pushing it hard for a reason I cannot discern.

Fox really isn't much better than any of the other media outlets. It's been obvious to anyone with a pair of eyes and even a bit of smarts that the west has been under attack by the red/green alliance for years and those groups are funded by communists and islamist working together to destroy the west.

BLM is part of it. So is antifa. So are the campus riots by "students" here in the US.

It's war by other means.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 08:46 AM (viF8m)

182 Robert Zimmerman, behindtheblack.com: "Long interview with Jeff Bezos reveals he is become a born-again capitalist".
I think Bezos was a capitalist in the 1990s; he just fell under Obama's spell like everyone else in the Bay.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 08:47 AM (sDWtc)

183 Yudhishthira's Dice

Given the alternative of Democide, I give Reps my vote. But I do not fund the losers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

184 Then and now, the entire plan is to wait out the unwelcome interlude with the orange interloper and then return to our regularly scheduled screening of "(D)racula vs. (R)enfield 48: The Encuckening."

Cuck shack
Cuck shack ba-beeee!

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:47 AM (Cw4E2)

185 For those who aren't familiar with the concept of brain death, here is a short article that gives a succinct description of the condition.

https://tinyurl.com/4sbyhekf

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 08:47 AM (I0N4X)

186 Hearing SecWar Hegseth talk about the hasan execution has got me rock hard. It is so cathartic of having him in this position in government because a) it's having a real adult in charge , b) he doesn't want to use third worlders to kill me, and c) he's is appropriately calling out the cause: Islam.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 09, 2026 08:48 AM (nCTkv)

187 Medicare requires you to renew annually.

What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

188 shigellosis?

Isn't that the thing that Irish Leprechauns play?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

189 Not a red penny to the GOPe. Never.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 08:48 AM (7xwo6)

190 I will occasionally get agonizing foot cramps after a long run. I’ll shower and sit down on the couch with legs elevated and ice packs on muscles to aid recovery. Then out of the blue one foot cramps up in a most painful way. The only way to stop it is to stand up. Ouch!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 09, 2026 08:49 AM (sVR3r)

191 I think Bezos was a capitalist in the 1990s; he just fell under Obama's spell like everyone else in the Bay.

Biden's aggressive moves to effectively seize tech woke a fair number of people up. Not as many as it should have, but it's a lot of the right people.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:49 AM (Cw4E2)

192 TGIF!!

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2026 08:49 AM (AKptf)

193 It's a Festivus miracle!!!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 09, 2026 08:25 AM (I0N4X)

Makes me want to go polish the Pole.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

194 NY is completely overrun by illegal immigrants. The state is paying millions to support them and stealing millions more from the federal treasury to illegally let them collect Medicaid, SNAP and every other handout. They are stealing from the people these benefits were meant to help- and they see it. Anybody who can leave is leaving and that includes businesses. You can see a general malaise setting into the suburbs. Formerly vibrant towns full of normal families working to make a better life have been a destroyed by an influx of third world illegals and anyone else looking to raid taxpayer money. Manicured lawns have been replaced by people parking 7 cars on their lawn for all the people now living in a “single family” home. There is no upkeep. Strip malls have emptied or are replaced with dumpy fly traps catering to illegals. That’s who and what the Mamdani and Hochul’s are fighting for. I don’t see how that helps them. It just remind people how far the state has fallen.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 09, 2026 08:50 AM (3s43i)

195 186 Hearing SecWar Hegseth talk about the hasan execution has got me rock hard. It is so cathartic of having him in this position in government because a) it's having a real adult in charge , b) he doesn't want to use third worlders to kill me, and c) he's is appropriately calling out the cause: Islam.


I think this broadcast will be cathartic for most of the public. This is SUCH a good idea. We've been harmed by all the horrible people doing horrible things and nothing happens to them, ever, it seems like (whether that is true or not).

I can't wait for this. So proud to have a man like him in charge of our military!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 08:50 AM (j+aD2)

196 I enjoyed the mostly positive comments about churches sponsoring events for young single parishioners to meet potential marriage partners.
The downside with this is that if a budding relationship goes sour, too many of your fellow parishioners observe it.
Remember the axiom of “Don’t get your p ——y where you get your paycheck.
I did meet my wife at my workplace, although it was a different department, and I could have avoided her if things didn’t work out.

Posted by: Fenderbender at October 09, 2026 08:50 AM (1FEc1)

197 Paul _of_LAA

Starmer's old seat just flipped to a hijab candidate while the crowd behind her looks imported wholesale. They sell it as "progress" when it's just voting yourself into a different country. How many seats left before they admit demographics already closed the deal?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

198 Devil's Food cake > Sacher Torte > Princess cake

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

199 Hearing SecWar Hegseth talk about the hasan execution has got me rock hard. It is so cathartic of having him in this position in government because a) it's having a real adult in charge , b) he doesn't want to use third worlders to kill me, and c) he's is appropriately calling out the cause: Islam.

You know he's over a lot of targets given that walking penis Mark Kelly has been continuously crying about him.

Same as how we know Scott Bessent is pretty fly for a gay guy because the Wall Street Journal runs an attack on him every week now.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 08:51 AM (Cw4E2)

200 Regarding the silly and trivial… I’m so glad I’m not a Cowboys fan. I did not stay up to watch last nights game. I assumed they’d win easily. I see the score… their defense got boat raced as usual. They stink. I’m tired of hearing how Dak is so good. No he isn’t… 16 points against a previously winless team??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 09, 2026 08:51 AM (sVR3r)

201 The GOPe still hasn't figure out that after Trump is gone the "good friends across the aisle" will be dead or forced out. They'll be facing Marxists and other leftist lunatics who won't give the GOPe squat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 08:51 AM (t9883)

202 While all this was going on, the Adhamis were on Medicaid despite having their own stores and plenty of money to send to terrorists.


===

hookah lounges ?

Posted by: runner at October 09, 2026 08:51 AM (AKptf)

203 Important: Your drug coverage is changing in 2027

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 09, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

204 Devil's Food cake > Sacher Torte > Princess cake
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)



Cake Girl >

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

205 They probably think it's named after some girl named Sharia who was shot by cops for driving while black.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 08:37 AM (6ydKt)
-

Shaaria!
I've just met a girl named Shaaria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 09, 2026 08:52 AM (yMCWt)

206 200 Regarding the silly and trivial… I’m so glad I’m not a Cowboys fan. I did not stay up to watch last nights game. I assumed they’d win easily. I see the score… their defense got boat raced as usual. They stink. I’m tired of hearing how Dak is so good. No he isn’t… 16 points against a previously winless team??


I mean I thank Dallas for helping us Eagles fans hold our heads up a few inches today

at least until Sunday lol we are feeling slightly better

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)

207 160 Today is Leif Erickson Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Finally. One of your days I can endorse. I lived within walking distance of Leif Erickson Park in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. There were more than 60,000 Norwegians in Bay Ridge and Sunset Park in 1960. I even have a Leif Erickson Day button. Marched in the May 17 Norwegian Independence Day Parade. I never went to an English language church service until I was 12.Both of my parents came over on the boat, separately, around 1950.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at October 09, 2026 08:52 AM (EdP2u)

208 Black Orchid

I think there is a subset of 'ettes that want to see SecWar Hegseth do PT without a shirt. Like Sharon(willows apprentice) for one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 09, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

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