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THE BLADE CUTS DEEP AND FIRST
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 09, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/) 2
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 09, 2026 01:10 PM (hG5L0) 3
Yep
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 01:10 PM (GZ3K7) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:11 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: illiniwek at October 09, 2026 01:12 PM (vbXSk) 6
500 would be a drop in the bucket
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2026 01:13 PM (enNUy) 7
It just requires a president willing to actually arrest criminal fugitives.
======== Our problem hasn't been Congress for a long time. It's been the presidency. There are hosts of laws that people are breaking to make our nation worse, and the executive branch has, at best, picked at the edges of it. Getting the executive to actually enforce this stuff for the first time in decades is really game changing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:13 PM (1kJuV) 8
just fyi the people in Philly were CHEERING the agents! so we're not all bad
but those guys were BAD the people who lived in the projects were super happy to see them go Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 01:13 PM (j+aD2) 9
I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (+gK6I) 10
"All of them living off HUD assistance. That housing is meant for struggling American families!"
There should be no such thing as HUD assistance. Not for anyone. I'm sick and tired of paying for someone else's failures, bad life choices, degeneracy, and sloth and ignorance. How much blood from my veins do these people want? They get direct welfare payments, free food, free medical, free school, free housing, free drugs, and probably free sex. All paid for by productive taxpayers. Why the fuck am I -- or anyone else -- funding any of this? Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/) 11
>>>And speaking of something that just required a drop of will: Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
I know this is more show than the 500 HUD criminals arrested, but this is a grand show of strength and a direct threat to the Islamic cult that only respects strong men. Well played. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv) 12
the problem is the large cities/areas that act outside the state and federal law, and hide behind "racism" to stop anyone from doing anything about it
we WILL get to the point where the feds or states will have to step in and take over these cities Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (j+aD2) 13
Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
I put the odds at 1 in 3. Some judge will stop this regardless of jurisdiction. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (4NO2D) 14
But I thought a Public House was a place you went to get drunk...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (l3cgK) 15
9 I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
it will look good string him up first put him in a bunny suit I don't GAF Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2) Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2026 01:15 PM (DRSnL) 17
Just shoot the cripple in the face so he feels it
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2026 01:15 PM (enNUy) 18
Bet there's a whole bunch more.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 01:15 PM (GZ3K7) 19
Getting the executive to actually enforce this stuff for the first time in decades is really game changing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse And the best part is, if the laws are genuinely terrible and being strictly enforced, it might convince Congress to repeal some of them. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (vJrRc) 20
Firing squad will have to be trained to avoid M1 thumb.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L) 21
I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (+gK6I) Strap him upright to a post. Good optics. Posted by: Ready, Aim, Fire! at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (9zGZf) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (j+aD2) Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (4NO2D) 24
From the same interview with Hegseth -
Q: "Has Major Hasan made any final requests, reached out to the President, anything like that, to your knowledge?" A: "Don't care. We'll see him on December 3." Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (gLYp7) 25
In addition, 10 firearms were also seized during the operations.
Only 10 among 500 criminals? Wow, so gun control in HUD housing must work, right? Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (kU0PQ) 26
Put Christa Pike up against the same wall, why waste ammo...
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (YwEeS) 27
11 I know this is more show than the 500 HUD criminals arrested, but this is a grand show of strength and a direct threat to the Islamic cult that only respects strong men.
Well played. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv) ======== Part of the idea of executions is to make example of the executed to others who might follow in his path. They should have never been made private affairs. Executions are tools of the state, it's tool of exclusivity on violence, and used by the state as the governing body as chosen by the body politic to enforce moral codes. The body politic must be a part of that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (1kJuV) 28
The latest lefty attack on Hegseth amuses me
"He's not quite as fast as the 20 yo Marines he is running with" These people have NO idea about physical fitness at all do they? Posted by: 18-1 at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm) 29
And speaking of something that just required a drop of will: Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
Hegseth told Human Events' Jack Posobiec that deciding the circumstances of the execution was a "no brainer. Execution by firing squad. An Army major betrays his country, [he's a] radical Islamist, kills a bunch of Americans at Fort Hood. Of course, we're gonna do [the execution] at Fort Hood. Gonna do it on a Thursday, we're gonna do it at 1:00, which is when he did it, and it's gonna be soldiers with rifles executing the firing squad." Still say they should wait until halftime at the Army/Navy game on the 12th. Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (nPfAi) 30
19 Getting the executive to actually enforce this stuff for the first time in decades is really game changing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse And the best part is, if the laws are genuinely terrible and being strictly enforced, it might convince Congress to repeal some of them. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (vJrRc) ======== There's a Lincoln quote about that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (1kJuV) 31
put him in a bunny suit
I don't GAF Posted by: Black Orchid Pig skin suit. Allah will send him to hell. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (GZ3K7) 32
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (ccf/V) 33
Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
I put the odds at 1 in 3. Some judge will stop this regardless of jurisdiction. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (4NO2D) Military member, military installation, military venue. Military jurisdiction. It will be interesting to see, for sure. I have no doubt that the Trump admin has already anticipated such a move. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (dK+Kv) 34
I don't know how I feel about televised State executions.
I know how I feel about THIS one. But we give these bastards too much power as it is. Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (8S7CD) 35
In addition, 10 firearms were also seized during the operations.
Only 10? Huh. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2026 01:15 PM (DRSnL) Heh. I saw this as I hit post. Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (kU0PQ) 36
Put Christa Pike up against the same wall, why waste ammo...
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM She can sit in Hasan's lap. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (4NO2D) 37
I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics Posted by: It's me donna Wheel for your life! Zig zag! That's called a spirting chance. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:18 PM (trSL4) 38
Democrats think the American taxpayer is their blank check to import, house and care for anyone that wants to come here, kill off Americans and enjoy free shit in exchange for their D vote.
I hate them and all they stand for. And hate is a strong word. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:18 PM (ccf/V) 39
sporting
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:18 PM (trSL4) 40
Heh. I saw this as I hit post.
Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (kU0PQ) ===== Great minds and all. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2026 01:19 PM (DRSnL) 41
>> And speaking of something that just required a drop of will: Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
As it should be. He murdered 13 soldiers in the DFAC, one of whom was pregnant. Read the witness transcripts, they are heartbreaking. The pregnant soldier cried out about her baby before passing. Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2026 01:19 PM (J2Jn3) 42
These people have NO idea about physical fitness at all do they?
Posted by: 18-1 They're mental defectives. They can't wipe their ass without an app or picture directions. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 01:20 PM (GZ3K7) 43
ill: Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
= I figure X will carry it, but will anyone else? Youtube? Twitch? Thinking about it a bit, Twitch might allow it so that the other Hassan can bitch about it. Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 09, 2026 01:20 PM (vSvIl) 44
29 And speaking of something that just required a drop of will: Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
Hegseth told Human Events' Jack Posobiec that deciding the circumstances of the execution was a "no brainer. Execution by firing squad. An Army major betrays his country, [he's a] radical Islamist, kills a bunch of Americans at Fort Hood. Of course, we're gonna do [the execution] at Fort Hood. Gonna do it on a Thursday, we're gonna do it at 1:00, which is when he did it, and it's gonna be soldiers with rifles executing the firing squad." Still say they should wait until halftime at the Army/Navy game on the 12th. Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM (nPfAi) Not gonna want little kids watching it... If it's livestreamed, it should come with a content warning so no parent can complain afterwards... Posted by: Nova Local at October 09, 2026 01:20 PM (tOcjL) 45
Well played.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv) ======== Part of the idea of executions is to make example of the executed to others who might follow in his path. They should have never been made private affairs. Executions are tools of the state, it's tool of exclusivity on violence, and used by the state as the governing body as chosen by the body politic to enforce moral codes. The body politic must be a part of that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:16 PM (1kJuV) ________ Executions were also designed to be as gruesome and stomach-churning as possible. Again: as a warning to others. "Do bad stuff and this is what happens to you." I don't care a wit how much violence and pain the state inflicts on inhuman demons like those on death row. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 09, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/) 46
6 500 would be a drop in the bucket
Posted by: nckate Given the average rap sheet, I would suspect incarcerating these thugs will prevent additional multiple crimes from being committed. That is the broken windows thesis which Rudy and the NYPD proved correct. Even prosecuting fare jumpers while seemingly trivial ended up reducing violent crime because roughly 2 percent of the population are hard core criminals 24/7 365 days per year. Societies either have to lock them up to incapacitate them from committing more crimes or kill them. Research on the effects of the Bloody Code in UK history corroborate this effect btw. In the UK case, they chose to execute them. Posted by: whig at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv) 47
I put the odds at 1 in 3. Some judge will stop this regardless of jurisdiction.
Posted by: toby928(c) Then MPs should arrest the judge for plotting a coup against the Constitutional order and throw him against the same wall. Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (sDWtc) 48
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I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics Posted by: It's me donna Wheel for your life! Zig zag! That's called a spirting chance. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:18 PM (trSL4) In "Death Race 2000" those in wheelchairs were worth 100 points, I believe... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK) 49
You may want to ask why illegal immigrants are in public housing and how they got there. And why they were taking limited spaces meant for American citizens.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (J2Jn3) 50
I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
it will look good string him up first put him in a bunny suit I don't GAF Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 09, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2) Not nearly as bad as setting prisoners in a cage on fire. Our society will survive it and might perhaps thrive as a result of it. It's long passed the time to show these backwards-assed, third-world, death cultists that you don't fuck with America and Americans. More, please. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (dK+Kv) 51
>>I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:14 PM They have a chair specifically for this. No wheels, but it has straps for head and limbs of the prisoner. Posted by: huerfano at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (2Xqig) 52
Only a cruel man would force people from subsidized housing with winter coming on.
--- the old, white lefties who protest down by the stoplight in town Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR) 53
@9 -- Lindsay Clancy is in a wheelchair. Both are in wheelchairs due to their own evil actions. They should both be put up against the wall.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (XMwZJ) 54
Firing squad is too good for him.
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (YwEeS) 55
I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
Posted by: It's me donna -------- It's a tough call. Hasan deserves it, but that doesn't mean that publicizing the actual execution act is apositive thing. One thing is certain, the media will focus on his execution, and *not* on the innocent people that he executed. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L) 56
Hey, anyone know how to get a video rec. to Ace? (watch?v=E0PHoy_4Wi4) It is a lot of chaff, but there is a section where interviewee talks about Trump's work with WWF and Celebrity Apprentice, and he makes a really good point which it right in Ace's wheelhouse.
Hulk Hogan made a switch to heel in order to revive the brand, and it worked - the public loved to hate him and attendance exploded. His thesis is that Trump is often "playing the heel" in what he says and does. It is just to make himself a lovable villain, knowing that it is best way to get attention to whatever it is he is working to promote at the time. This line of thinking is very Scott Addams-esque -- identify a subject you want the public to discuss, play the heel and do outrageous things, keeping aligned with the goal but going against what all the right people think is proper. It's all kayfabe. I think a good example is the firing line execution -- it's a great opportunity to grab the headline. It's like throwing a folding chair at the ref. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (FonrE) 57
How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
You're right. Round up some wild pigs. Starve them for a couple weeks. Put him in a pen with them. Don't shoot anything. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: smartass at October 09, 2026 01:22 PM (uqnAZ) 59
While we are at it, grab all the other assholes sentenced to death by the military and shoot them too. The grenade in the tent Muslim convert soldier is still on death row I believe.
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2026 01:22 PM (enNUy) 60
Read the witness transcripts, they are heartbreaking. The pregnant soldier cried out about her baby before passing.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2026 01:19 PM (J2Jn3) Kill him twice and boil him in lard. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:22 PM (dK+Kv) 61
53 @9 -- Lindsay Clancy is in a wheelchair. Both are in wheelchairs due to their own evil actions. They should both be put up against the wall.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (XMwZJ) 200 points! Posted by: Death Race 2000 at October 09, 2026 01:22 PM (l3cgK) 62
put him in a bunny suit
I don't GAF Posted by: Black Orchid Pig skin suit. Allah will send him to hell. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 01:17 PM Carve a Star of David on his forehead. The 72 virgins will *really* love him then. Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (62au8) 63
They have a chair specifically for this. No wheels, but it has straps for head and limbs of the prisoner.
Posted by: huerfano at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (2Xqig) They can strap him in it in the back room, and then drag it out to the wall, making that "chair dragging noise" on the tile floor for maximum humiliation Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR) 64
But seeing Charlie Kirk shot live, in real time, and bleeding out was the most enjoyable and righteous thing ever... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (trSL4) 65
>>How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ?
You just have to aim a little lower. Posted by: smartass at October 09, 2026 01:22 PM (uqnAZ) "You just don't lead him as much." "War is hell." Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (dK+Kv) 66
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But seeing Charlie Kirk shot live, in real time, and bleeding out was the most enjoyable and righteous thing ever... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (trSL4) ======= I can't wait to wear my Dead Hasan costume for Halloween next year. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (1kJuV) 67
I'm not worried about complaints of a barbaric process from the same people who are still laughing and celebrating Charlie Kirk's very public assassination for the crime of thinking differently from them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (viF8m) 68
The biggest question as of late from junior enlisted? How can I get in the firing squad.
The media runs all kinds of crap blurred out when it suits their purpose. Be serious. Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2026 01:24 PM (J2Jn3) 69
55 I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
Posted by: It's me donna -------- see my comment #56 -- it will look outrageous and that is the goal. They are playing the heel. The bad guy. They want the Left to boo and complain. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 09, 2026 01:24 PM (FonrE) 70
I don't know about live streaming it.. How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics Oops, forgot to set the wheel locks. Jihadi pig went rolling back and down the stairs. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2026 01:24 PM (y9nCu) 71
@9 -- May I suggest a wood chipper then?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 09, 2026 01:24 PM (XMwZJ) 72
All the people that were applauding Lindsey Clancy strangling her kids are outraged we're going to shoot a guy in a wheel chair; i'd be happy to man the pulley rope to stand him up if it bothers them that much.
This one is way overdue. The fact that they used that bullsh*t 'workplace violence' classification always p**sed me off about this. Posted by: Nelly at October 09, 2026 01:24 PM (6+ehB) 73
As the MPs that shot him the first time available?
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (4NO2D) 74
Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
I can't believe he is making this colossal mistake. It should be pay-per-view. Posted by: Chuck C at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (0GLZr) 75
Liberal heads will explode with the livestream. That'll be great! And the memes will be fantastic.
Out of curiosity, how does the firing squad work. I imagine everyone aims for the heart and fires. Or could the go a bit off script, shoot off his balls first, each limb, then a head shot? Yeah, he'd have to be tied up for that though. ----------------- I just went to Kos to see if I could find a reaction article to the firing squad. Two main articles. Dems blew away Republicans in the debates, including Abdul. And Blue Wave!! Republicans worried. Dems up everywhere. Our Venn diagrams don't even overlap. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b) 76
Looks like I'm in the minority here....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (+gK6I) 77
The fact that they used that bullsh*t 'workplace violence' classification always p**sed me off about this.
Posted by: Nelly at October 09, 2026 01:24 PM (6+ehB) The US military is about to subject him to some of our very own workplace violence. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (gLYp7) 78
It's a tough call. Hasan deserves it, but that doesn't mean that publicizing the actual execution act is apositive thing.
One thing is certain, the media will focus on his execution, and *not* on the innocent people that he executed. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L) Read off the witness statements such as the dying lady's pleas for her unborn child. Then conduct execution. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (dK+Kv) 79
Two main articles. Dems blew away Republicans in the debates, including Abdul.
Not what I heard... Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:26 PM (+gK6I) 80
Looks like I'm in the minority here....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (+gK6I) And that's OK. We're not close-minded leftists. Mostly. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:26 PM (dK+Kv) 81
Putting Clancy up against the wall is a bit cruel. I say no wall, just stairs.
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:26 PM (8S7CD) 82
It's a tough call. Hasan deserves it, but that doesn't mean that publicizing the actual execution act is apositive thing.
- It is an unquestionably good thing that every muslim and leftist see him die like a dog and consider that they might be next. Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 09, 2026 01:26 PM (vSvIl) 83
Another member of Trump's Cabinet 2.0 does a good job.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 01:26 PM (t9883) 84
>>How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ? Bad optics
Try our optics. Very clear presentation Posted by: Aimpoint, USA at October 09, 2026 01:26 PM (uqnAZ) 85
@74 -- Exactly. I'm the biggest cheapskate on the planet, but I would pay good money to see this.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 09, 2026 01:27 PM (XMwZJ) 86
By the way, the pregnant soldiers baby did not live.
There was also another soldier who was shot that was nine months pregnant. She lived as did her child. Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2026 01:27 PM (J2Jn3) 87
Do an In Memoriam before the execution. Then let it rip.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 01:28 PM (GZ3K7) 88
67 I'm not worried about complaints of a barbaric process from the same people who are still laughing and celebrating Charlie Kirk's very public assassination for the crime of thinking differently from them.
Posted by: JackStraw ---------------- I know, this is too much. These monsters are giddy over that death, and the fact that it was all over the internet. They mime out the blood spurting from his neck on college campuses. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (FonrE) 89
If this happens, I might have to go to Killeen and eat BBQ. Maybe there will be a parade.
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (enNUy) 90
Like my new look?
Posted by: AFWL who switched all her hair from blue to green last week at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (0sNs1) 91
>>Looks like I'm in the minority here....
I understand your concern. I'm not a ghoul who enjoys seeing people die. But Hasan is a jihadist, one of many who have either already murdered Americans or who are planning on it. They only way to stop them is to make it clear we can be every bit as vengeful as they are and we won't back down. We're in a war for our civilization and that is not an exaggeration. We didn't ask for this fight but we sure as hell can't back down from it and they need to know there is a new sheriff in town and the gloves are off. Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (viF8m) 92
One of the lunatic leaders in North Korea had some of his generals executed. The method: he lined them up and had them shot with an anti-aircraft gun.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (t9883) 93
Man, the Thursday December 3rd 1PM execution thread will be lit.
I'll have to set a calendar reminder.... and have snacks and booze ready. And they can tie that fucker to a pole instead of shooting him in a wheelchair. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (RORbl) 94
Our side mostly lost the execution debate when we allowed the bleeding-heart commie softcocks to dictate the terms of the debate. Sound familiar?
To me, the main reason and purpose behind capital punishment has little to do with deterrence. I think it does deter future misconduct, but that opened the door to fraudulent debate and fake statistics that the commies used to undermine the deterrence justification. The main reason for capital punishment has always been retribution. If you commit heinous crimes, you have forfeited your status as a human being, and society has every right -- indeed, a duty -- to kill you dead. Capital punishment is right, it's moral, it's reasonable, and every society from the beginning of mankind up until about 50 years ago -- when the west got limp dicks and saggy balls -- understood this. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/) 95
Looks like I'm in the minority here....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (+gK6I) If the only thing you're looking at is the US military shooting a man in a wheelchair, yes, the optics are horrendous. If, though, you're looking at the US military lawfully executing a traitorous terrorist who gunned down 13 people and was paralyzed by someone shooting back, it doesn't look quite so bad. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (gLYp7) 96
It pays to remember that, prior to even mentioning Hasan's massacre in San Antonio, Preznint Bumblefuck just had to spend several minutes yammering on and on to the press about the great ideas session he had just left and how Chief Endeavor to Persevere had been such an inspiration for the whole exercise. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (trSL4) 97
90 Like my new look?
Posted by: AFWL who switched all her hair from blue to green last week at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (0sNs1) You're still fat, go away. Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (sDWtc) 98
Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (viF8m)
I definitely want him executed... It was the wheel chair aspect I was concerned about Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (+gK6I) 99
"OK, you caught me, can I just go home now?"
many thugs, especially the female criminals A fair number of criminals, especially blacks, think that if they're in a police chase and they make it to their home, the police have to let them go. I see it occasionally in the Arkansas State Police videos. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG) 100
What I want to know is, where do the pig entrails come in?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 01:31 PM (guGkK) 101
Gary Gilmore was shot while in a chair.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 09, 2026 01:31 PM (CwhoI) 102
A fair number of criminals, especially blacks, think that if they're in a police chase and they make it to their home, the police have to let them go. I see it occasionally in the Arkansas State Police videos.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG) --- I guess running from the cops is the equivalent of children playing "tag." If you make it to home base before you get caught you are safe. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:32 PM (FZ29D) 103
It would be a bit of cosmic justice to use Hasan's own pistol to effect the execution. I don't think it would be a problem to find a voluteer to pull the trigger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:32 PM (XeU6L) 104
Don't even give any leftist judge a chance to stop it. Just wheel his sorry ass around behind the barracks and put a bullet in his head. This afternoon.
Posted by: USMCMGB at October 09, 2026 01:32 PM (hWvIW) 105
A fair number of criminals, especially blacks, think that if they're in a police chase and they make it to their home, the police have to let them go. I see it occasionally in the Arkansas State Police videos.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG) That's hilarious. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:32 PM (dK+Kv) 106
I am 100% for this. Though I admit, I'd prefer it if he were hanged by the neck until dead. That would take any possibility of Jihadist glory out of the equation. By the by, this may be one of those opinions split by sexes dealios. The beautiful and empathetic Mrs naturalfake, while totally in favor of this a-hole getting the firing squad send off, she thinks televising it, may be too cruel for his family in an embarrassing kind of way. We disagreed on that. With him being a muslim, and thus a shame culture guy, that is an extra benefit to show other muslim families that jihad assholery is their shame as well. It may discourage similar murders. Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 01:32 PM (YSUhf) 107
I'm not a ghoul who enjoys seeing people die.
I have no intention of watching it myself but I won't look down on anyone who does. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 09, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 01:33 PM (guGkK) 109
Gary Gilmore was shot while in a chair. Posted by: Citizen Cake Saturday Night Live had a skit about it in which they sang a song, "Let's Kill Gary Gilmore for Christmas". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:33 PM (trSL4) 110
>>I definitely want him executed... It was the wheel chair aspect I was concerned about
Remind anyone who complains that he's in a wheelchair that he is only in one because of an injury he sustained from American soldiers fighting back after he murdered a bunch of unarmed American soldiers. I have no sympathy for his condition. Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m) 111
It may discourage similar murders.
Posted by: naturalfake -------- Again, thus my favor of a Gibbet. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (XeU6L) 112
May God, the God he doesn’t believe in, have mercy on his soul.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (J2Jn3) 113
One of the lunatic leaders in North Korea had some of his generals executed. The method: he lined them up and had them shot with an anti-aircraft gun. Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 01:29 PM (t9883) Back before the Limeys lost their balls, during the Indian Mutiny they tied convicted mutineers to the muzzles of cannons... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (y9nCu) 114
Random: isn't it typical with firing squads for one member to be given a rifle with blanks, so no one knows for sure if they personally fired a fatal shot? I seem to remember reading that somewhere.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (62au8) 115
108 *tosses Nidal out of chair*
"You won't be needing this anymore." Posted by: Cicero Take him to Glacier National Park, spray him with honey and cheez whiz before you do that. Posted by: he won't be there for the huntin' at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (sDWtc) Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (viF8m) 117
A fair number of criminals, especially blacks, think that if they're in a police chase and they make it to their home, the police have to let them go. I see it occasionally in the Arkansas State Police videos.
Posted by: Ian S. That's kind of how it works in GTA. Just have yo get far enough away that they give up. Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (ftFVW) 118
76 Looks like I'm in the minority here....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:25 PM (+gK6I) It happens Posted by: Death Race 2000 at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (l3cgK) 119
Zero tolerance for thug life renters works like a charm - when it's allowed to happen.
Back in the 90s in my hometown (Syracuse) an elderly retired (and well off) native was appalled by the state of the infrastructure - and crime rates - he saw in his family's old apartment complex. It was several dozen brick 1-story bldgs dating back to when it was a mostly Italian-American neighborhood, nor it was very very majority minority - and kinda of a hellhole for normal non-criminal renters. So..... he bought it - spent to renovate it up to snuff (one building at a time so current residents could still be residents) - hired PT roving security from among the residents - and instituted new :stay safe" policies renter had to agree to to rent. (1) Zero tolerance for any drug activity - no using - no selling. Eviction if witnessed or police documents document it. (2) No guns allowed. Same same. (3) The above applies for ANY resident OR "guest" - if your (say) grandson or just "friend" is dealing or armed on site - you get evicted. No "but I had no idea my grandson who's parents threw him out for drug use but I let stay with me so he wouldn't be homeless was dealing / doing drugs" exception Posted by: BobM at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (6tmKi) 120
Remind anyone who complains that he's in a wheelchair that he is only in one because of an injury he sustained from American soldiers fighting back after he murdered a bunch of unarmed American soldiers.
I have no sympathy for his condition. Also he walked up to a pregnant woman who begged him that she was pregnant and he shot her several times to make sure the baby died too. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (2ocoG) 121
If it's livestreamed, it should come with a content warning so no parent can complain afterwards...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 09, 2026 01:20 PM (tOcjL) Honestly, though, if you need a content warning beyond "Execution of Nidal Hassan" you probably shouldn't be allowed to have children. Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (kU0PQ) 122
They should have a priest bless him and sprinkle him with holy water just before just to piss off the muzzies.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (FonrE) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L) 124
Though I admit, I'd prefer it if he were hanged by the neck until dead.
That would take any possibility of Jihadist glory out of the equation. By the by, this may be one of those opinions split by sexes dealios. The beautiful and empathetic Mrs naturalfake, while totally in favor of this a-hole getting the firing squad send off, she thinks televising it, may be too cruel for his family in an embarrassing kind of way. We disagreed on that. With him being a muslim, and thus a shame culture guy, that is an extra benefit to show other muslim families that jihad assholery is their shame as well. It may discourage similar murders. Posted by: naturalfake at October 09, 2026 01:32 PM (YSUhf) --- I also prefer hanging. For mostly the same reasons. In Islamic culture, hanging is a deeply shameful death. Which is why they do it to the gays. Beheading is more honorable. Not sure where a firing squad fits into their ideology, though. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (FZ29D) 125
111 It may discourage similar murders.
Posted by: naturalfake -------- Again, thus my favor of a Gibbet. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (XeU6L) When crows are useful... Posted by: Death Race 2000 at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (l3cgK) 126
Random: isn't it typical with firing squads for one member to be given a rifle with blanks, so no one knows for sure if they personally fired a fatal shot? I seem to remember reading that somewhere.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM I was lead to believe there were 3 shooters, yet only one had a live round. While the one that makes the kill shot knows they did it, no one outside the firing range knows who it was. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V) 127
They should have a priest bless him and sprinkle him with holy water just before just to piss off the muzzies.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (FonrE) ---- And to keep him from coming back as a vengeful vampire... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (FZ29D) 128
Giving corrupt governments the power over life and death of citizens is not definitely "right". If our government was even remotely trustworthy, sure. But is it?
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (8S7CD) 129
I want full exclusive right to the popcorn concessions. We'll also be serving cocktails mixed nuts.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (SMG8K) 130
126
I was lead to believe there were 3 shooters, yet only one had a live round. While the one that makes the kill shot knows they did it, no one outside the firing range knows who it was. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V) ======== Would you know if you were firing a blank instead of a live round? I suspect most people who regularly fire would tell the difference. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (1kJuV) 131
10/7 was livestreamed, and the Left cheered along with our enemies. Their opinion is therefore of no importance to me.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (CwhoI) 132
off movie sock
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (l3cgK) 133
May God, the God he doesn’t believe in, have mercy on his soul.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 09, 2026 01:34 PM (J2Jn3) Agreed. I still have no ill feelings about him meeting my maker nor watching the event. Inshala to him.........the f*ck. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V) 134
I'm going to assume that we will see some brand new never before seen attempts at lawfare, so that will be interesting.
Posted by: nckate at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (enNUy) 135
Only 4,999,500 more to go.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (zJe6s) 136
By the by, this may be one of those opinions split by sexes dealios. The beautiful and empathetic Mrs naturalfake, while totally in favor of this a-hole getting the firing squad send off, she thinks televising it, may be too cruel for his family in an embarrassing kind of way.
On X the vast majority of people opposed are (or claim to be) women. One of them is responsible for the theologically dubious "Jesus wouldn't livestream a public execution". (Someone replied "when I find a time machine I'll hand Him an iPhone and find out"). Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG) 137
Watch if you want, don't watch if you don't.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (l3cgK) 138
I predict that some leftist, scumbag, dog fellating, lawyer is going to attempt to bring murder charges against the firing squad members. That or Judge Boasburg-Asshole will attempt to put a stay on the execution.
Posted by: A real heel at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (JNTt1) 139
He didn't raise rents, he kept it affordable, and it became an oasis of safe affordable housing. Until a grandmother let her grandson stay and.... he violated all of the above.
All the usual suspects took him to court for evicting the innocent"'I had no idea" grandmother and he lost. 1 year later it's back to hellhokevstatus because the thugs took over. Nice going guys. Posted by: BobM at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (6tmKi) 140
Would you know if you were firing a blank instead of a live round?
I suspect most people who regularly fire would tell the difference. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (1kJuV) I would need to defer to others as I've never shot a blank before. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (ccf/V) 141
>>How will it look shooting someone in a wheel chair ?
You just have to aim a little lower. Posted by: smartass at October 09, 2026 01:22 PM (uqnAZ) Classic movie quote (well, a paraphrase of the quote): "How can you shoot women and children?" "Easy. Lead 'em a little less." Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (kU0PQ) 142
I want full exclusive right to the popcorn concessions. We'll also be serving cocktails mixed nuts.
Spare ribs and chicharrones would be appropriate. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (guGkK) 143
Never forget the "shout out" to Joe Medicine Crow by Ofuckhead while the victims were still shrieking in pain.
That motherfucking faggot fucker. Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (8S7CD) 144
500?
Hell, that's bigger than the population of the small town I lived in as a kid. Well done!!! Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (2WIwB) 145
From Cornbread thread:
188 I got 90 bucks from my best friend Trump... Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 12:58 PM (+gK6I) I saw that too. From SSA. Where/why did we get it*? *I already spent it on beer and lottery tix but mostly beer.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 09, 2026 01:38 PM (QGaXH) 146
126 My late FiL was an MP in WW2 and participated in a firing squad (SS man). I asked him about that deal with blanks in one rifle, and he said no way, they all wanted in on the action.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2026 01:39 PM (gm9Sb) 147
Watch if you want, don't watch if you don't.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (l3cgK) But, aren't we supposed to argue, accuse and assault those that don't agree? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:39 PM (ccf/V) Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 01:39 PM (viF8m) 149
Livestream, pay per view -- I want it piped into the schools and made mandatory viewing in an assembly.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 09, 2026 01:39 PM (FonrE) 150
But, aren't we supposed to argue, accuse and assault those that don't agree?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:39 PM This is the way. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 01:40 PM (4NO2D) 151
I think shooting him out of the wheelchair would be the funner game.
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:40 PM (8S7CD) 152
Would you know if you were firing a blank instead of a live round?
I suspect most people who regularly fire would tell the difference. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (1kJuV) 100% you would know. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:40 PM (gLYp7) 153
"Jesus wouldn't livestream a public execution" And yet Jesus' very own execution was "livestreamed" as was consistent with the practices of that age. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:40 PM (trSL4) 154
If he is not gagged, I will guarantee you he will yell 'aloha snackbar' before the shot is fired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:40 PM (ccf/V) 155
Also from Cornbread thread:
37 Why do we call this fabulist "Madison Cornbread"? Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 12:22 PM (sDWtc) I was wondering this too. Anybody remember why? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (4KUe5) 157
But seeing Charlie Kirk shot live, in real time, and bleeding out was the most enjoyable and righteous thing ever...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:23 PM (trSL4) One Hundred Per Cent THIS!!!! I understand everyone likes knowing how their sausage gets made. Here's the good news - you don't have to watch. Before you grab that megaphone to signal your virtue though, I just want to remind you of your silence in the face of those animals who celebrated and continue to post celebrations over Kirk's assassination. The Rubicon that you think we're crossing with this execution? That was twenty miles back. Moose at the riverbank should have told you... Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (08OqX) 158
One of them is responsible for the theologically dubious "Jesus wouldn't livestream a public execution". (Someone replied "when I find a time machine I'll hand Him an iPhone and find out").
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG) --- If the Romans could have livestreamed Jesus' crucifixion, they probably would have. His cruel death was meant to be warning to all about what happens when you contend with the power of Rome. Of course, it would have backfired spectacularly... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (FZ29D) 159
Giving corrupt governments the power over life and death of citizens is not definitely "right". If our government was even remotely trustworthy, sure. But is it?
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (8S7CD) Most definitely not, especially coming off the plandemic deaths and associated fear mongering and profiteering, as well as the J6 Fedsurrection and political imprisonments. But they might just happen to redeem themselves here a bit. And AFAIK, he's exhausted all legal avenues available and is dead to rights guilty. So I have no moral reservations in this instance, whether or not the U.S. government is corrupt. Otherwise, I consider it a military matter, not a civilian matter. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv) 160
If he is not gagged, I will guarantee you he will yell 'aloha snackbar' before the shot is fired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:40 PM (ccf/V) Totally fine. He can yell whatever he wants. Then, Inshallah, he'll survive or he won't. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7) 161
Why do we call this fabulist "Madison Cornbread"?
Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 12:22 PM (sDWtc) I was wondering this too. Anybody remember why? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (QGaXH) Ace. No more questions. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (ccf/V) 162
Spare ribs and chicharrones would be appropriate.
There's a video going around of a woman in a burqa complaining that Japan is a hellhole because they love pork there. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG) 163
Carried over:
51 For Ellison to make the merger work, a lot of jobs are going to get canned for cost savings. And I bet Tapper does not want to be the next Jim Acosta howling in the darkness of social media. Posted by: whig at October 09, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv) I honestly thought he already was. Posted by: SciVo at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (ke3zm) 164
Why do we call this fabulist "Madison Cornbread"?
Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 12:22 PM (sDWtc) I was wondering this too. Anybody remember why? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (QGaXH) That is all Ace. Being Ace. It's one of my favorite snark names ever. Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (PSEDc) 165
I want full exclusive right to the popcorn concessions. We'll also be serving cocktails mixed nuts.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (SMG8K) Dibs on bacon-flavored sodas and deep-fried bacon on a stick. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (dK+Kv) 166
@EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree:
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) 167
Paths Of Glory, Colonel Dax briefing the asshoe Lieutenant on how to conduct a firing squad. "And then you draw your pistol and shoot him in the head, just to make sure".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (gm9Sb) 168
More people will watch the execution of this fuckrat than last year's Superbowl
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/) 169
That is all Ace. Being Ace. It's one of my favorite snark names ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (PSEDc) I think Honeycum Esq was the best. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (gLYp7) 170
A fair number of criminals, especially blacks, think that if they're in a police chase and they make it to their home, the police have to let them go. I see it occasionally in the Arkansas State Police videos.
------- That's hilarious. "Base!" "Wait, what do you mean 'The rules are different now?'" Posted by: Oddbob at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (vTZFs) 171
How about: Hamas and ISIS live streamed executions. It’s their normal.
Alinsky #4 - they understand strength and ruthlessness Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5) 172
Otherwise, I consider it a military matter, not a civilian matter.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv) True and true. I would cover him in the bacon grease myself. I'm just not excited about State power. Kind of had my fill of it for one lifetime. Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (8S7CD) 173
166 @EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree:
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) ======= Then they can blow up other Muslims in far away nations, because we're not bringing any more here. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (1kJuV) 174
@EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree:
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. Everyone knows that fighting terrorism only makes more terrorists, right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (guGkK) 175
@EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree:
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) Just tell him to enjoy his exploding fag diarrhea and shut the f*ck up. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V) 176
@EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree:
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) No, this is totally correct. They absolutely didn't hate us enough to kill us until we started killing them back. What the actual fuck is wrong with him? Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (gLYp7) 177
117 A fair number of criminals, especially blacks, think that if they're in a police chase and they make it to their home, the police have to let them go. I see it occasionally in the Arkansas State Police videos.
Posted by: Ian S. "Olly olly oxen free" Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (Sco7b) 178
I was lead to believe there were 3 shooters, yet only one had a live round. While the one that makes the kill shot knows they did it, no one outside the firing range knows who it was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer I would think they'd give all the squad full magazines and instruct them to continue firing until their mags are empty. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (vJrRc) 179
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No, this is totally correct. They absolutely didn't hate us enough to kill us until we started killing them back. What the actual fuck is wrong with him? Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (gLYp7) ====== He is both stupid and a Democrat who uses the label of "super conservative Republican" as a front to advance Democrat goals. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:44 PM (1kJuV) 180
Random: isn't it typical with firing squads for one member to be given a rifle with blanks, so no one knows for sure if they personally fired a fatal shot? I seem to remember reading that somewhere.
Posted by: Dr. T ------- The reg: "g. Cause eight rifles to be loaded in his presence. At least one · but no more than three will be loaded with blank ammunition. He will place the rifles at random in the rack provided for that purpose. h. Provide a black hood to cover the head of the prisoner. AGO 11167B 1 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:44 PM (XeU6L) 181
155 Also from Cornbread thread:
37 Why do we call this fabulist "Madison Cornbread"? Posted by: 88C+u at October 09, 2026 12:22 PM (sDWtc) I was wondering this too. Anybody remember why? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (QGaXH) Don't remember...but I found this: https://tinyurl.com/2s3v6k4c Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:44 PM (l3cgK) 182
I would think they'd give all the squad full magazines and instruct them to continue firing until their mags are empty.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM Giggle switch to on. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D) 183
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza.
Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) Oh just get your prayer mat out already you fucking pussy faggot. Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:44 PM (8S7CD) 184
@EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree:
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) --- Another reason to make Hasan's death as shameful as possible within the Islamic worldview. Deny their martyrs "paradise." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (FZ29D) 185
I hope they give him a last cigarette with a firecracker in it.
Just to get him warmed up. Posted by: wth at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (UjdFS) 186
I would think they'd give all the squad full magazines and instruct them to continue firing until their mags are empty. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (vJrRc) This would be an upgrade I would be fine with. Leave. No. Doubt. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V) 187
@EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree:
One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. In the Middle East they will, to quote Osama bin Laden, see who is the strong horse and not want to be the weak horse. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: No Name Today at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (8mulE) 189
And RIP fellow Beaver Countian Iron Mike Ditka.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (GZ3K7) 190
I'm seeing the usual pearl clutching out of the limp-wristed crowd in Seattle about the execution, but the blowback on them has been loud and effective. A lot of military active and retired in Washington State.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (2WIwB) 191
>>How about: Hamas and ISIS live streamed executions. It’s their normal.
Daniel Pearl I also remember when ISIS put a bunch of Kurdish women who refused to convert to Islam in a cage and burned them alive. And streamed it. Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (viF8m) 192
Erick Erickson talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V) 193
Livestream, pay per view -- I want it piped into the schools and made mandatory viewing in an assembly.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 09, 2026 01:39 PM (FonrE) Especially in Dearbornistan. Posted by: pookysgirl wants to send a message at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (Wt5PA) 194
Don't fight terrorism or there will be more terrorism is the take of dipshit assholes who should be shunned into oblivion.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V) 195
Hassan is in a wheelchair because of his unimaginable, inhuman crime. Dump him out of his wheelchair and shoot him as he writhes in the mud.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 09, 2026 01:46 PM (2ap+5) 196
We almost saw Trump killed on livestream. The one Trump rally CNN decided to cover live.
Hegseth and Trump know what they’re doing. To those leftists who are demoralized by this, mission accomplished. It’s meant to upset America’s enemies. Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5) 197
"Madison Cornbread" is such an all-timer Ace nickname I've seen people use it outside the blog. Hit the tip jar for more great nicknames. Or another accidental post of busty lesbian p0rn. One of the two.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG) 198
It will be a recruiting bonanza.
Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) Always has been. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (dK+Kv) 199
Maybe in the tradition of Islam people on the street will celebrate martyrdom for Hassan and begin passing out candy to one and all. Candy provided by Schlomo's Sweet Treats and Phone Pager Sales.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (gm9Sb) 200
"Jesus wouldn't livestream a public execution"
And yet Jesus' very own execution was "livestreamed" as was consistent with the practices of that age. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2026 01:40 PM (trSL4) One might think he would have made a case to Pilate about the wrongness of public execution if He felt strongly about the matter. Instead, the only commentary we have is from one of the thieves, who said that justice was being done on them. Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (vSvIl) 201
Don't fight terrorists. Don't go to music festivals. What are the other rules to stay safe
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (8S7CD) 202
"And they can tie that fucker to a pole instead of shooting him in a wheelchair."
This. Isn't it traditional to tie the prisoner to a pole anyway? They can tie him under his arms. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (GMWTj) 203
But if you check X you'll see a few "HONEST POLLSTERS" tell you that you need to listen to Nick Fuentes and this admin is serving the Joooooz and MAGA needs to embrace Dearborn and Communism before it's too late.
I saw a clip of Fuentes saying that Tucker and Candace are retards, so he's not completely wrong. Just mostly. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG) 204
203 I saw a clip of Fuentes saying that Tucker and Candace are retards, so he's not completely wrong. Just mostly.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG) ======== They took his market share, so he's shifted. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:48 PM (1kJuV) 205
I would think they'd give all the squad full magazines and instruct them to continue firing until their mags are empty.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM Giggle switch to on. Posted by: toby928(c) Give new meaning to the phrase "mag-dump into trash" Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:48 PM (vJrRc) 206
162 Spare ribs and chicharrones would be appropriate.
There's a video going around of a woman in a burqa complaining that Japan is a hellhole because they love pork there. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG) Noodles in Tonkastu broth...mmmm... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK) 207
I always thought it was not one live execution round and a number of blanks, but the other way around: one blank and the rest live.
Gary Gilmore (see above) for sure was executing by five guys in a fire squad, only one of whom had a blank. And even then, it was reported there were five bullet holes in his body. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 09, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/) 208
We almost saw Trump killed on livestream. The one Trump rally CNN decided to cover live.
Lefties to this day watch Charlie Kirk being shot in ultra slow motion while masturbating. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:48 PM (2ocoG) 209
>>>I was lead to believe there were 3 shooters, yet only one had a live round. While the one that makes the kill shot knows they did it, no one outside the firing range knows who it was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer I would think they'd give all the squad full magazines and instruct them to continue firing until their mags are empty. Posted by: FeatherBlade >What silliness is this? Is this the lottery? Give them all full mags and make no mistakes. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 09, 2026 01:48 PM (SMG8K) 210
I hope they give him a last cigarette with a firecracker in it.
Just to get him warmed up. Posted by: wth at October 09, 2026 01:45 PM (UjdFS) https://shorturl.fm/R0OK3 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:49 PM (ccf/V) 211
Exactly, Jack Straw.
They knew it would cause terror for the infidels and reveled in it. They knew the video would be shared, posted on social media, inspire many. Trump understands spectacle. Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 01:49 PM (4KUe5) 212
Erick Erickson talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer He deserves a guest spot on "Ow, My Balls!" Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2026 01:49 PM (ftFVW) 213
Erick Erickson could take his fat ass to the Middle East and apologize. Of course he'd be treated like Ned Beatty in Deliverance
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 01:49 PM (t9883) 214
Provide a black hood to cover the head of the prisoner. AGO 11167B 1
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:44 PM (XeU6L) Crap. I wanted to see him beg and cry like a bitch. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv) 215
I saw a clip of Fuentes saying that Tucker and Candace are retards, so he's not completely wrong. Just mostly.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG) He shapeshifted again? Good lord........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 01:50 PM (ccf/V) 216
162 "Spare ribs and chicharrones would be appropriate."
There's a video going around of a woman in a burqa complaining that Japan is a hellhole because they love pork there. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:41 PM (2ocoG) They should deport her and her entire family line, just for disrespecting her hosts. And then charge them for the flight. And surcharge for the constables' time escorting them. Posted by: SciVo at October 09, 2026 01:50 PM (ke3zm) 217
EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree: One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. Posted by: the throne is made of dildoes at October 09, 2026 01:42 PM (sDWtc) I always liked Tom Clancy's take on martyrs. "Martyrs all have one thing in common. They're dead." Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2026 01:50 PM (y9nCu) 218
Dhimmi Dhimmickson
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:50 PM (8S7CD) 219
always liked Tom Clancy's take on martyrs. "Martyrs all have one thing in common. They're dead."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2026 01:50 PM (y9nCu) Any relation to Lindsay? Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:51 PM (8S7CD) 220
There's a video going around of a woman in a burqa complaining that Japan is a hellhole because they love pork there.
Posted by: Ian S. Perhaps she should go home, where no one eats pork. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:51 PM (vJrRc) 221
197 "Madison Cornbread" is such an all-timer Ace nickname I've seen people use it outside the blog. Hit the tip jar for more great nicknames. Or another accidental post of busty lesbian p0rn. One of the two.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:46 PM (2ocoG) the power of AND? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:51 PM (l3cgK) 222
Leave. No. Doubt.
Posted by: Sponge ------ That is accounted for inthe 'Coup de grace' clause: The officer charged with carrying out the execution will join the medical officer who will examine the prisoner and, if necessary, direct that the "coup de grace" be administered. Should the med'ical officer so decide, the sergeant of the execution party will administer the "coup de grace," with a hand weapon, holding the muzzle just above the ear and one foot from the head. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:51 PM (XeU6L) 223
Don't fight terrorists. Don't go to music festivals. What are the other rules to stay safe
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (8S7CD) Don't be Christian. Don't be Jewish. To name a few. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:52 PM (dK+Kv) 224
220 There's a video going around of a woman in a burqa complaining that Japan is a hellhole because they love pork there.
Posted by: Ian S. Perhaps she should go home, where no one eats pork. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:51 PM (vJrRc) ======= "I hate this country, and I'm never leaving it." "Nah, dog." -Japanese immigration services, soon Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:52 PM (1kJuV) 225
Crap. I wanted to see him beg and cry like a bitch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv) ---- Exactly. He's not an enemy POW who served honorably on the wrong side of a war. He's a coward and a traitor to everything good and decent about humanity. MAKE HIM GROVEL FOR HIS LIFE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. Then hang him. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:52 PM (FZ29D) 226
No, this is totally correct. They absolutely didn't hate us enough to kill us until we started killing them back.
What the actual fuck is wrong with him? Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 09, 2026 01:43 PM (gLYp7) Wasn't Erick the same guy who wanted all the J6 "terrorists" executed or at least imprisoned for the rest of their natural lives? Fuck that GoPe piece of shit. In the way that doesn't give you the STD-diarrhea, that is. Posted by: Thrawn at October 09, 2026 01:52 PM (oPFtC) 227
We need the KSM case finished and KSM executed next.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5) 228
MAKE HIM GROVEL FOR HIS LIFE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
Then hang him. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Why give him the opportunity to make a "heroic" speech? Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:53 PM (vJrRc) 229
223 Don't fight terrorists. Don't go to music festivals. What are the other rules to stay safe
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:47 PM (8S7CD) Don't be Christian. Don't be Jewish. To name a few. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 09, 2026 01:52 PM (dK+Kv) "Be a smarty, join the Islamo-nazi party!" Posted by: The Producers at October 09, 2026 01:53 PM (l3cgK) 230
This story is a lie:
Cato has proven with geometric certainty that immigrants commit less crimes than citizens. That means all of these """"alleged""""" crime are made-up lies. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (3cUTc) 231
I was lead to believe there were 3 shooters, yet only one had a live round. While the one that makes the kill shot knows they did it, no one outside the firing range knows who it was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer Physics. Equal & opposite reaction. There's a reason they have to use blank firing adapters on rifles. There's little to no recoil without it. Rifle won't cycle. Guy with the live round, his rifle will cycle. Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (nPfAi) 232
The death of Mike Ditka hits hard. I loved da coach and that Bears team back in the day. What personalities… Super Bowl Shuffle FTW…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (sVR3r) 233
Capital punishment is right, it's moral, it's reasonable, and every society from the beginning of mankind up until about 50 years ago -- when the west got limp dicks and saggy balls -- understood this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/) ^^THIS^^ It's about JUSTICE first. "And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being, too, I will demand an accounting for the life of another human being. Whoever sheds human blood, by humans shall their blood be shed; for in the image of God has God made mankind." Genesis 9:5-6 That's literally one of the first things God said to Noah after wiping out everyone else for their abominable sins. And this: He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God. Micah 6:8 (Justice comes before mercy.) Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (kU0PQ) 234
230 This story is a lie:
Cato has proven with geometric certainty that immigrants commit less crimes than citizens. That means all of these """"alleged""""" crime are made-up lies. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (3cUTc) ======= "It's a lie that you can decrease crime by deporting criminals because criminals, on average, commit fewer crimes than white men." -CATO Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (1kJuV) 235
230 This story is a lie:
Cato has proven with geometric certainty that immigrants commit less crimes than citizens. That means all of these """"alleged""""" crime are made-up lies. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (3cUTc) Not all immigrants are legal immigrants... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK) 236
they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza.
That's great. Without USAID and the Dems, how are they going to get here, live here, and work here, all expenses paid? Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2026 01:55 PM (l50B5) 237
A wheelchair?
Haul his ass out to a wooden chair then instead of a pole. Sit him down and tie him there. But first put a big tack on the chair. Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB) 238
MAKE HIM GROVEL FOR HIS LIFE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
Then hang him. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Other way around is more entertaining Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:56 PM (8S7CD) 239
232 Mike Ditka was considering a run for Senate. Had he gone ahead, he would have been a shoe in and BHO would continue as a back bencher, sucking Bill Ayers dick.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2026 01:56 PM (gm9Sb) 240
MAKE HIM GROVEL FOR HIS LIFE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
Then hang him. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Why give him the opportunity to make a "heroic" speech? Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:53 PM (vJrRc) ---- We've got almost two months to break his spirit first. Plenty of time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L) 242
they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza.
Thanks to AI, they can make up stories & martyrs. They don't need real goatfuckers to die to whip up the inbreds. Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM (nPfAi) 243
Why the fuck am I -- or anyone else -- funding any of this?
--- As a commentator who flounced (iirc) used to say: I'm being told I have to fund the lives of a thousand bastards when I didn't even get the dubious pleasure of fucking their mothers. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM (3cUTc) 244
These islamists think they're hardcore. They aren't close to our level. Bring it.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM (2ap+5) 245
240 MAKE HIM GROVEL FOR HIS LIFE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
Then hang him. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Why give him the opportunity to make a "heroic" speech? Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:53 PM (vJrRc) ---- We've got almost two months to break his spirit first. Plenty of time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM (FZ29D) ====== Maybe we could botch the first attempt and then kill him a second time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (1kJuV) 246
Used to have to travel down to Atlanta for corporate training many years ago. They used to put us all up in this very nice hotel in Roswell. However, right next door literally on the other side of a wooden fence was HUD housing.
Every night...every single one, there were gunshots, lots of fights right out in their parking lot area, visible drug deals at selected lamp posts in that same lot, and some of the loudest and most obese women I've ever seen yelling at anyone and everyone who looked their direction. I can't imagine why criminals would find such an area a good place to hide. Hell, those with a warrant on their ass were likely the most civilized of the group. Posted by: Orson at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske) 247
The lineup for Hasan's firing squad should look something like this: Sgt. Goldfarb, SSgt. Rosenberg, 1Sgt. Finkelstein...
Posted by: PabloD at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (/INwe) 248
Make it a sport, Hasan has roll around the room trying to dodge bullets while the guards take pot shots at him
Posted by: Beartooth at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (oH5Tk) 249
There's a reason they have to use blank firing adapters on rifles. There's little to no recoil without it. Rifle won't cycle. -------- It isn't the recoil, it's the gas pressure in the bore. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L) 250
"It's a lie that you can decrease crime by deporting criminals because criminals, on average, commit fewer crimes than white men."
-CATO We're about a month from CATO saying there's no such thing as per capita and we just made it up to oppress minorities. (I have seen actual black activists say that). Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG) 251
We've got almost two months to break his spirit first. Plenty of time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I'm not sure the kind of things that would break a westerner would work on a Muslim. And it's not like they believe in confession and forgiveness. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc) 252
...a good start.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 09, 2026 01:59 PM (wxsGM) 253
Invite all that lost loved ones to participate in the public stoning of Nidal Hassan. After all, it's in his twisted beliefs.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2026 01:59 PM (gm9Sb) 254
This story is a lie:
Cato has proven with geometric certainty that immigrants commit less crimes than citizens. That means all of these """"alleged""""" crime are made-up lies. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 01:54 PM (3cUTc) **** Wait! Whut??? Posted by: Millions of victims at October 09, 2026 01:59 PM (2WIwB) 255
250 "It's a lie that you can decrease crime by deporting criminals because criminals, on average, commit fewer crimes than white men."
-CATO We're about a month from CATO saying there's no such thing as per capita and we just made it up to oppress minorities. (I have seen actual black activists say that). Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG) ======= "The only way to have libertarian utopia is to have open borders. It's a first principles thing because people are widgets." -horseshoe theory is totally wrong, guys. totally Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 02:00 PM (1kJuV) 256
If all property is private property, WTF does "open borders" even mean?
Posted by: Oglebay at October 09, 2026 02:01 PM (2ap+5) 257
I definitely want him executed... It was the wheel chair aspect I was concerned about
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2026 01:30 PM (+gK6I) And without quite saying it, Washington Nearsider nails it: those who will be crying about those optics and making a big deal of it are the ones who would be crying about it in some fashion, anyway. Because they simply don't want any enemy of America to ever suffer consequences. The ones who are concerned with justice or vengeance will not care one whit about the wheelchair, except to possibly be concerned (as you are) about how it will make some supposed fence-sitters feel. Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 02:01 PM (kU0PQ) 258
And speaking of something that just required a drop of will: Pete Hegseth says Nidal Hassan's firing squad execution will be livestreamed.
-- The same people that cheered Charlie Kirk's livestreamed death are condemning this. And the same Super Christians that never find a social issue worth fighting for are bemoaning our failure to live up to Christianity. Other cucks, like the Jr. Double E Cheeseburger of Cucks, whine we will just create more terrorists as the mulims will celebrate another martyr. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 02:01 PM (3cUTc) 259
People are concerned this will make Muslims angry?!
[insert Christopher Hitchens’ Muslim Rage Boy column here] It’s their default setting. Be nice to inspire it legitimately for once. Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 02:01 PM (4KUe5) 260
It just requires a president willing to actually arrest criminal fugitives.
Something we haven't had for decades. This is key but it raises the question: why? Why were they not willing to do anything about it? Why did they not want to enforce the law? I think the bulk of it comes down to money. Even if these fraudsters are not donating heavily to the Democrats (which many of them are), all the money that goes to them goes through the hands of bureaucrats who get a piece of every dollar. I bet some of you are unaware that every dollar that goes to child support after a divorce goes through the government and they skim off a piece of it like a mob boss. Its a pretty good revenue generator for the government. Every dollar that goes to fraudsters comes from the feds, and the feds only give that money if there's a demand for it, and the states get a piece of that money for "costs". And then there's the racial aspect where leftists think that the poor childlike minority really doesn't know right from wrong so we can't hold them accountable, and after all they've been oppressed by white people so hard for so long that its only justice to let them bilk us. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2026 02:02 PM (nIKjK) 261
Make it a sport, Hasan has roll around the room trying to dodge bullets while the guards take pot shots at him
Hasan Piker? Oh, right. But #justiceforkaya anyway. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 02:02 PM (2ocoG) 262
Cato has proven with geometric certainty that immigrants commit less crimes than citizens.
---------- Counting illegals is a neat trick Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 02:03 PM (8S7CD) 263
Thanks to AI, they can make up stories & martyrs. They don't need real goatfuckers to die to whip up the inbreds.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM Hasan will leap to his feet shouting defiance and praising Allah as it takes a hundred shots to put him down, whereupon he will ascend bodily into Paradise holding hands with Gabriel. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D) 264
259 People are concerned this will make Muslims angry?!
[insert Christopher Hitchens’ Muslim Rage Boy column here] It’s their default setting. Be nice to inspire it legitimately for once. Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 02:01 PM (4KUe5) The muzzies shout joyfully, ululating and throwing candy when their jihadis murder innocent civilians and slit throats of captives. Nothing changes that. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK) 265
250 "It's a lie that you can decrease crime by deporting criminals because criminals, on average, commit fewer crimes than white men."
-CATO We're about a month from CATO saying there's no such thing as per capita and we just made it up to oppress minorities. (I have seen actual black activists say that). Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG) ___________________________ Of course, that's hogwash. In addition, a lot of the statistics use "incarceration" as a bench mark in conviction. And, as we've seen, the current judiciary sure likes to apply those second chance, third chance....fortieth chance. No bail or minimal bail...out there stabbing blonde chicks on the train statistics. Posted by: Orson at October 09, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske) 266
The ones who are concerned with justice or vengeance will not care one whit about the wheelchair, except to possibly be concerned (as you are) about how it will make some supposed fence-sitters feel.
--- A person once told me in their genealogy research they came across a man hung for bestiality. They also hung the horse. I don't know where I was going with this .... Oh yeah: Nail his legs to 2X4s and stand him to the post. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 02:04 PM (3cUTc) 267
263 Thanks to AI, they can make up stories & martyrs. They don't need real goatfuckers to die to whip up the inbreds.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM Hasan will leap to his feet shouting defiance and praising Allah as it takes a hundred shots to put him down, whereupon he will ascend bodily into Paradise holding hands with Gabriel. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D) That...sounds so gay... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 02:04 PM (l3cgK) 268
These islamists think they're hardcore. They aren't close to our level. Bring it.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 09, 2026 01:57 PM (2ap+5) Correct. A few can be. Most are generally pussies. Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2026 02:04 PM (2WIwB) 269
People are concerned this will make Muslims angry?!
[insert Christopher Hitchens’ Muslim Rage Boy column here] It’s their default setting. Be nice to inspire it legitimately for once. Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 02:01 PM I don't care if they hate us, as long as they fear us. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2026 02:05 PM (/C5Rl) 270
@EWErickson has ascended the Cuck Throne and issued his decree: One thing is for sure, in the Middle East, they'll be passing out .mp4 files of the Nidal Hassan execution to celebrate his martyrdom and recruit new terrorists. It will be a recruiting bonanza. In the Middle East they will, to quote Osama bin Laden, see who is the strong horse and not want to be the weak horse. Posted by: Ian S. Erick is part of a horse. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2026 02:05 PM (Cqx++) 271
BTW, great new British anti-immigration music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RWqABFhG-c The audio is a real original song sung by the goth dude you see in the video. The video is mostly AI because you'd be arrested even filming half of what it shows in the modern UK. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 02:06 PM (2ocoG) 272
"The only way to have libertarian utopia is to have open borders. It's a first principles thing because people are widgets."
-horseshoe theory is totally wrong, guys. totally Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 09, 2026 02:00 PM (1kJuV) When organizations switched from a Personnel Dept. to Human Resources, then the free movement of capital required the free movement of people; because there was once again no distinction, as under serfdom. Posted by: SciVo at October 09, 2026 02:06 PM (ke3zm) 273
I'm not sure the kind of things that would break a westerner would work on a Muslim. And it's not like they believe in confession and forgiveness.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 09, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc) ---- Anyone can be broken. It just takes the right leverage. Muslims are psychologically fragile. It's why they fly off the handle at every perceived slight. Mock his sense of manhood. Claim he's the impotent spawn of a goat. Sooner or later he'll break. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 02:06 PM (FZ29D) 274
just out of curiosity, does anybody know if the firing squad is volunteer or if it's just an order to follow?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 09, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW) 275
The hurricane track is shifting a bit east, so I am not likely to be in the eye of the storm.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 02:07 PM (4NO2D) 276
271 BTW, great new British anti-immigration music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RWqABFhG-c The audio is a real original song sung by the goth dude you see in the video. The video is mostly AI because you'd be arrested even filming half of what it shows in the modern UK. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 02:06 PM (2ocoG) I don't understand a single word he's shouting... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 02:07 PM (l3cgK) 277
Kurt Schlichter posted on X the regs regarding a military firing squad. I read through some of it. If I remember correctly, the Sgt. prepares 8 rifles, one for each member of the firing squad. The Sgt. "may" put blanks in from one to three of the rifles, at their discretion. So, as some have asked, yes, there may be blanks on one or more of the rifles, or they may all have real rounds in them.
Posted by: Freshy at October 09, 2026 02:07 PM (G8EKr) 278
People are concerned this will make Muslims angry?!
Good. Makes it easier to identify the enemy. Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2026 02:07 PM (2WIwB) 279
Why the fuck am I -- or anyone else -- funding any of this?
Because there is a percentage of Americans who are too retarded, lame or emotionally incapable of any marketable activity. The military came up with an IQ test to determine the floor intelligence where those under it were incapable of any service for being literally too stupid and untrainable. There does need to be a policy to handle those people. OTOH, for foreigners there already exists policy—Get The Hell Out of Here. Posted by: Community Notes at October 09, 2026 02:07 PM (a3CJ+) Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 02:08 PM (8S7CD) 281
Giving corrupt governments the power over life and death of citizens is not definitely "right". If our government was even remotely trustworthy, sure. But is it?
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 01:36 PM (8S7CD) Then you have to throw the whole gov't out, right? Because that's true of EVERY power you give it. And, if you insist on a perfect gov't before you enact justice, then you will never enact justice and I guarantee you will never grow any people who could constitute your perfect gov't. Posted by: GWB at October 09, 2026 02:08 PM (kU0PQ) 282
It’s their default setting. Be nice to inspire it legitimately for once.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 02:01 PM I don't care if they hate us, as long as they fear us. Posted by: RedMindBlueState They already hate us... Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 02:08 PM (nPfAi) 283
IIRC, KSM broke almost immediately once they started water boarding him. He gave the interrogators all sorts of details.
Why else do you think the MSM/Dems went nuts over that particular method? Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 02:08 PM (4KUe5) 284
Executions are tools of the state, it's tool of exclusivity on violence, and used by the state as the governing body as chosen by the body politic to enforce moral codes.
-- Modern tellings try to make it out like is was a fair with vendors and games on the periphery while folks gathered to enjoy the spectacle. Reality was, you were kinda obligated to be there. And it was somber and not a lot of fun. As a tacit acknowledgement of the punishment for breaking the rules would also apply to all in attendance. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 02:09 PM (3cUTc) 285
Anyone can be broken. It just takes the right leverage. Muslims are psychologically fragile. It's why they fly off the handle at every perceived slight.
Mock his sense of manhood. Claim he's the impotent spawn of a goat. Sooner or later he'll break. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 02:06 PM (FZ29D) I hope he enjoys roast penis. Especially if it's his own. Posted by: Oglebay at October 09, 2026 02:09 PM (2ap+5) 286
269 People are concerned this will make Muslims angry?!
Here let me draw you a few cartoons of the prophet mohammad to ease your angry souls. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 09, 2026 02:10 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 02:10 PM (GZ3K7) Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 09, 2026 02:10 PM (t9883) 289
Anyone can be broken. It just takes the right leverage. Muslims are psychologically fragile. It's why they fly off the handle at every perceived slight.
Mock his sense of manhood. Claim he's the impotent spawn of a goat. Sooner or later he'll break. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 02:06 PM (FZ29D) And point out how he is a complete failure as a man, a husband and a father. Failing to care for his family. Allah will spit him from his mouth. Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2026 02:10 PM (2WIwB) 290
Yes, they hate us no matter what. Hitchens wrote about how performative the rage was. Like activists, anger = passion, so all they do is rage to prove how passionate they are.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2026 02:10 PM (4KUe5) 291
In the Middle East they will, to quote Osama bin Laden, see who is the strong horse and not want to be the weak horse.
Yeah Erick, totally someone dying on camera is the strong horse LOL. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2026 02:10 PM (nIKjK) 292
ALL illegal immigrants have committed crimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 02:11 PM (ccf/V) 293
I don't understand a single word he's shouting...
It's a challenging listen for sure. Lyrics are in the video description. Posted by: Ian S. at October 09, 2026 02:11 PM (4ObTi) 294
I think he should be jacked with. As I mentioned before, first rounds are all misses so he can hear the bullets hitting behind him. That will bring the shit in his pants response.
Next fire blanks while he wallows in his own shit. The last volley will have a late live shot...five seconds or so. Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2026 02:12 PM (8uzBS) 295
I see someone else read the tweet from the Jr. Double E Cheeseburger of Cucks
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 09, 2026 02:12 PM (3cUTc) 296
In the Middle East they will, to quote Osama bin Laden, see who is the strong horse and not want to be the weak horse.
Yeah Erick, totally someone dying on camera is the strong horse LOL. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2026 02:10 PM (nIKjK) Well then. It seems we need to take the Metallica stance on things........ https://youtu.be/aAITxlCsj4Y Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 09, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V) Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2026 02:14 PM (aKiSo) 298
FML. December 3rd is a Thursday. I'll bet work blocks the execution.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2026 02:15 PM (nPfAi) 299
Kurt Schlichter posted on X the regs regarding a military firing squad. I read through some of it. If I remember correctly, the Sgt. prepares 8 rifles, one for each member of the firing squad. The Sgt. "may" put blanks in from one to three of the rifles, at their discretion. So, as some have asked, yes, there may be blanks on one or more of the rifles, or they may all have real rounds in them.
Posted by: Freshy at October 09, 2026 02:07 PM (G8EKr) ----------- He also said that in case the squad doesn't kill him, then the Sgt. puts a bullet in his head. Posted by: olddog in mo at October 09, 2026 02:15 PM (s0qmn) 300
Nudity.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 09, 2026 02:16 PM (4NO2D) 301
52 Only a cruel man would force people from subsidized housing with winter coming on.
--- the old, white lefties who protest down by the stoplight in town Posted by: Kindltot Mexico is warm this time of year Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2026 02:16 PM (W2Pud) 302
People are concerned this will make Muslims angry?!
-------- I'm concerned about anti-firing squad backlash. /S Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2026 02:19 PM (XeU6L) 303
The one thing sadly missing from these 'we got them' reports is whether they got any of the money back. If I cheated America out of a few million dollars, I could take a prison sentence and when I got out be filthy rich.
Posted by: tjpruett at October 09, 2026 02:22 PM (WI9yY) 304
This is the October surprise. Dems will be defending a mass murdering jihadists.
Then again they’ve done that since October 7th, 2023 so maybe not so much of a surprise. Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 09, 2026 02:28 PM (zJe6s) 305
Tip of the iceberg arrests.
However, maybe many (especially illegals) will flee. Take the money and run home! A girl can dream... Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 09, 2026 02:31 PM (hzuYO) 306
Just as the Biden White House and mainstream media called the massacre at Fort Hood as "workplace violence", I will call Nidal Hassan's execution as simply "workplace discipline".
Posted by: Sgt BAZZ at October 09, 2026 02:47 PM (liCEv) 307
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