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She's not against wild sex with multiple partners, she's against being judged for it. Well being negatively judged, if she was celebrated she'd be Bonnie Blue.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy) 2
Now everyone involved has to be ruined.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 04:26 PM (h6CE+) 3
Bonnie Blue Butler daid. Hoss broke her neck.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 08, 2026 04:27 PM (hG5L0) 4
This all gets stupider by the day. The only ones who seem sensible in this are the guys who left the room.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 04:28 PM (JrHfD) 5
That Rubecon guy and Trump lye and both have breath that breaks like a dead skunck.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at October 08, 2026 04:29 PM (BlaSb) 6
Man, I'm glad I went to BYU with its Honor code about no alcohol and drugs. "You missed out on lots of fun!" Well, reading stories like this, makes me think I missed out on a whooooole heap of trouble, actually.
Posted by: SimoHayha at October 08, 2026 04:30 PM (IeYnM) 7
I can feel for this poor woman because Monica Blackmailed me into letting her suck my willie..
Posted by: Bill C at October 08, 2026 04:32 PM (5U1m0) 8
'She belongs to the streets.'
-meme I see on ewetub Posted by: Fish Tacos at October 08, 2026 04:33 PM (zZu0s) 9
Blimline socked Cloggenstein.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 04:33 PM (h6CE+) 10
It's just rape. I like rape.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 08, 2026 04:33 PM (pa/M5) 11
There was a local girl when I was in college who was known as Ten-Cent Tracy. Best I could tell, she was a nymphomaniac, or at least had some serious issues. Her behavior was like this girl, a lot, only she never cried rape. She also did the deed on a friend of mine when he was passed out.
Got to know her a little bit after college, and she seemed nice enough when she wasn't drunk and whoring with the frat boys. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 08, 2026 04:34 PM (QaH55) 12
I'd bet she was on anavar.
It's becoming more popular among women into working out, it adds muscle and dials libido up to 11. Posted by: TITP at October 08, 2026 04:34 PM (s+b4L) 13
I am not sure Bonnie Blue or Lily Phillips are celebrated. Blue seems to have a weird kink for going after just on the edge of underage boys. The general sentiment even among the commentaries seems to be 'wtf? Bitch is creepy.'
Posted by: Fish Tacos at October 08, 2026 04:35 PM (zZu0s) 14
So, some Beta Male Part-time Homo says he was raped by a woman giving him a BJ ???
I hope that I get raped be this type of woman everyday !! Posted by: Mike Hunt at October 08, 2026 04:35 PM (jGtoG) 15
/off fish taco sock
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 08, 2026 04:35 PM (zZu0s) 16
Lucy Craig became totes mad because her 'sisters' laying the smack down on her whore a$$. Then not getting invited to the frat Halloween party.
From Hell's heart, she scratches at thee like a Karen. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:35 PM (2GVsD) 17
Cornell Sexual Assault Survivor: This Whore Sodomized Me While I Was Too Drunk to Consent
—Disinformation Expert Ace By "sodomized," he means she gave him a blow-jay while he was drunk and passing in and out of sleep. Therefore, by the credibly-accused rapist's own argument, he was unable to consent to such an act and she raped him by mouth. Sorry, I'm going to have to leave. I need a shower. Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:35 PM (Riz8t) 18
At least Bonne Blue accepts her agency in the matter.
Lucy Craig is trying to deny her agency in this matter. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:36 PM (2GVsD) 19
Good.
Saw in UK DM that someone swatted her parent's house (where I guess she's living). She probably made the phone call. When I moved West I lived in a basement apt near campus (with 2 apt mates who were psych grad students I didn't know as arranged by the landlady). This house was basically down the street from some frat houses. I'd be walking home from campus, about a mile, and walked in the street at times if there were frat brothers on porches. Some asking me in for a beer. I'd shake my head no and keep walking. It was as easy as that as I was no fool, even then. Naive country girl but not stupid. Why would I? There was beer in our apt and two guys (and their gf's) who were typically there when I got out of class and work. From her text alone she was not ashamed, like a normal girl with values would be. She willingly participated and took their drugs. I was an idiot at times in college, with a team of Guardian Angels taking turns watching over me. I was lucky but I also had morals and was not a ho. I also felt somehow my parents would find out if I was bad on top of God knowing. I was a good girl who still managed to have a lot of fun. She is not a good girl. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 04:36 PM (hzuYO) 20
At least Bonne Blue accepts her agency in the matter.
Lucy Craig is trying to deny her agency in this matter. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:36 PM (2GVsD) Valid. I guess? Id say they're both fucked up, just in different ways. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 08, 2026 04:37 PM (zZu0s) 21
It's like you spin the mindfuck wheel everyday. Where will it land? Ketamine Krazy? Twink in catsuit? Trash compactor baby? Somali turf wars?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 04:38 PM (h6CE+) 22
Interesting strategy. The media was aggressive at identifying the seven accused. Three of those names have gone public. But, by accusing the woman of acting without consent, will the media identify her? She, obviously, doesn't want that to happen.
Nice pressure play by someone's attorney. Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2026 04:38 PM (dIske) 23
Lucy Craig is trying to deny her agency in this matter.
Well, of course she is. There's no way to reconcile agency and "my body, my choice", with "I said yes, but I didn't really mean it. The boys should have known that." Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:38 PM (Riz8t) 24
4 This all gets stupider by the day. The only ones who seem sensible in this are the guys who left the room.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke It gets dumber: @mtracey Jane Doe lawyer Thomas Giuffra was already notorious for not doing basic due diligence to check stuff in his sensational rape-alleging lawsuits. Now he's got a random Marine he tried to serve, because he happens to have the same name as a defendant, begging the Court for relief So basically if you happen to have the name "Matt Ingalls" and you weren't anywhere near the place, you STILL got your name dragged through the mud. I'm just happy they didn't subpoena Laura Ingalls [Wilder] too. Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 04:38 PM (sDWtc) 25
Slight correction. Actual rape is the single worst crime against women. If a woman is murdered, she really doesn't care anymore. But rape is a life sentence for the victim.
Rape is also relatively rare, and almost nonexistent in college. But the threat of rape is always kept in mind by women, because women are typically not able to defend themselves against a larger and more determined aggressor. So, carry. There is a lot of serenity in knowing the playing field is level. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:39 PM (FyeA3) 26
Lucy Craig in a cat-suit would have bulges in the wrong places as she flexes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:39 PM (2GVsD) 27
Again her recorded police interview contradicts everything she claims in her lawsuit. Her recollection of the timeline and details of that night contradict her alleged state of intoxication .
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 04:39 PM (KC5Lt) 28
Willowed:
Never make admissions until your attorney tells you to do so is the rule in criminal law. Always let your attorney do any communication because it prevents it from being used against the defendant in court. Somewhat true in civil as well. People get into trouble all the time by not keeping their mouth shut in legal affairs. Posted by: whig Yes, the first company that employed me as a paralegal had a training course on witnesses giving depositions in civil litigation. You answer only the question asked, and NEVER volunteer information. One of our outside counsels once said that the perfect deposition witness was "A grunting lump." Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ) 29
Well, of course she is. There's no way to reconcile agency and "my body, my choice", with "I said yes, but I didn't really mean it. The boys should have known that."
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:38 PM (Riz8t) Well, part of this also goes conversely to the woman thing of 'No *giggle*' and then getting pissed when you stop chasing. Yes, I know 'ettes, my choices in women are warped. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s) 30
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 04:36 PM (hzuYO)
I always turned down invitations to Frat Houses as well. The guy who I dated the most in college invited me to church. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (JrHfD) 31
I hope that I get raped be this type of woman everyday !!
Posted by: Mike Hunt at October 08, 2026 04:35 PM (jGtoG) No you don't. You don't want some weirdo smearing what was likely some other dude's splooge and a few herp sores on your unit. Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (sDWtc) 32
Can we just go back to Graham Platner's nipples? Only they were more overexposed than the "Cornell 7" whoever that is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (RIvkX) 33
This is a depressing story on so many levels.
Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: ballistic at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (oqH4h) 35
>>>she raped him by mouth.
And Cornell sexually discriminated against him by not giving his claims the same benefit of process and protection. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 08, 2026 04:41 PM (dK+Kv) 36
he was unable to consent to such an act and she raped him by mouth.
I thought we established oral sex isn't really sex in 1998? Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt) 37
because women are typically not able to defend themselves against a larger and more determined aggressor"
But a 110 lb woman can beat up a bunch of guys! I saw it in a movie! Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:41 PM (NcxpO) 38
Absolutely. It's only fair.
Everyone of those people, even those less directly involved, need some serious talking to by decent law and order, and some type of therapy. It's not just them, it's families. It's financial. It may be future higher education, job prospects, potential for solid personal relationships. Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 04:41 PM (NFX2v) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (JrHfD) 40
Rules:
1) Don't stick it in crazy 2) Don't bitch about a BJ. 3) When the teflon coating on a non-stick pan starts to deteriorate, throw it out. 4) Don't buy teflon-coated pans. Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (Riz8t) 41
This was a bad strategy. Dude ended up getting expelled. When you mock the core beliefs of the judge jury and executioner, you are going to be executed.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (wGerL) 42
You know what else is total bullshit?
her claim that she is filing suit becuase she was emabrassed by people knwoing about what happened, thus she is being “defamed” or “sklandered” or whatever. Ummmmm…. Befoe you filed the suit, the onlypeople who knew what happened were you, the frat boys, the gossipy girls you gtold abut it and the other frat boys that the sex boys bragged to. Now? FIVE BILLION PEOPLE WORLDWIDE know what you did. Great way to stop people from talking about you! Posted by: zombie at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (Av6i5) 43
he was unable to consent to such an act and she raped him by mouth.
I thought we established oral sex isn't really sex in 1998? That's, like, ancient history, man. Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t) 44
I always turned down invitations to Frat Houses as well. The guy who I dated the most in college invited me to church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 04:40 PM (JrHfD) Dating was so much more civilized in the 1800s. Posted by: Forever 29 at October 08, 2026 04:43 PM (CHV3h) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD) 46
Odds that this wallowed-out skank has a good relationship with her father are currently at 1000:1.
Posted by: ballistic at October 08, 2026 04:44 PM (oqH4h) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 04:44 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD) 49
That's, like, ancient history, man.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t) That's, like, your opinion, man. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 04:44 PM (6ydKt) 50
This all gets stupider by the day. "
And I'm still wondering who funded all of this. All of the media and legal plays aren't free. Or cheap. Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (v6dtj) 51
Yvonne Craig > Lucy Craig > Larry Craig
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (2GVsD) 52
Was anyone there considering getting an actual education, or was it all just one big gang bang from day one?
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (FyeA3) 53
I lived in a Frat house . This has been going on for over 40 years by my reckoning. And if Animal House has any truth to it at least 60 years.
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (KC5Lt) 54
I guess praising Satan is now trendy at liberal city council meetings: (Via GP)
Just days before Americans head to the polls, another city council meeting has become the center of controversy over a Satanic invocation, this time in Battle Ground, Washington. The controversy unfolded at the Battle Ground City Council’s October 5 meeting, where a representative associated with The Satanic Temple delivered an opening invocation that rejected traditional religious beliefs and concluded with a declaration praising Satan. Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (TN0g+) 55
Meanwhile there are women on insta posting memes suggesting that the Cornell frat boys be beaten to death.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (cWLG3) 56
My take away from all this is that I thought my Fraternity was a partying mecca of ill repute and wild hijinks. It turns out that I inadvertently joined a convent.
Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (dIske) 57
And oral sodomy is an act, I'm told, which requires considerable effort and seems unlikely to be performed by someone too drunk to even form the mental state of consent.
If you want to protect yourself from oral sodomy just make sure the girl in question has had some wedding cake. Or so I'm told... Posted by: Obligatory at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm) 58
Odds that this wallowed-out skank has a good relationship with her father are currently at 1000:1.
Posted by: ballistic If she lives at home, things are very awkward now. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (h6CE+) 59
52 Was anyone there considering getting an actual education, or was it all just one big gang bang from day one?
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (FyeA3) Sounds fun, but I'm not sure if it's worth $50,000 a year. I dunno, I haven't seen this girl's picture, so it might have been. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt) 60
4 frames in tight formation just went overhead
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (RIvkX) 61
There are also Jane Doe acolytes who are doxxing people with similar names to the Cornell 7
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (2GVsD) 62
The entire situation is ridiculous. Shades of Mattress Girl. Remember that?
Posted by: tubal at October 08, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8) 63
51 Yvonne Craig > Lucy Craig > Larry Craig
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (2GVsD) Jim Craig > Yvonne Craig > Lucy Craig > Larry Craig Posted by: TxAnn at October 08, 2026 04:47 PM (itAg7) 64
57 And oral sodomy is an act, I'm told, which requires considerable effort and seems unlikely to be performed by someone too drunk to even form the mental state of consent.
If you want to protect yourself from oral sodomy just make sure the girl in question has had some wedding cake. Or so I'm told... Posted by: Obligatory at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm) --- He was just speaking in generalities. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 08, 2026 04:47 PM (cWLG3) 65
If you want to protect yourself from oral sodomy just make sure the girl in question has had some wedding cake.
Or so I'm told... Posted by: Obligatory at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm) Like freaking vampires they are. Gotta wear wedding cake flavored underwear to keep the chicks off your junk. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 08, 2026 04:47 PM (dK+Kv) 66
Pictures on X shows she's a big muscular girl who looks like she could hurt frat boys
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 04:47 PM (t9883) 67
Sounds fun, but I'm not sure if it's worth $50,000 a year.
$50k? On what planet? For an undergraduate student, the estimated total cost of attendance at Cornell University for the 2026–2027 academic year is $99,734 per year for out-of-state students. However, because Cornell operates several state-contracted colleges, the price drops to $75,604 per year if you are a New York State resident enrolled in one of those specific programs. Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t) 68
Emma Sulkowicz has more redeeming qualities than Lucy Craig.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (2GVsD) 69
And if Animal House has any truth to it at least 60 years.
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (KC5Lt) Animal House was based on the ZBTs at Washington University, where Harold Ramis lived. They got their asses kicked off campus during his tenure there, mostly for the same excesses shown in the movie. They didn't go far, just a couple of blocks off campus, and as far as I know they are still there. But when I was at Wash U I didn't go anywhere near frat row. For one thing, architecture students have no time for that sort of nonsense, and for another, all the frats had hideous reputations. No thanks. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (FyeA3) 70
1) Don't stick it in crazy
2) Don't bitch about a BJ. 3) When the teflon coating on a non-stick pan starts to deteriorate, throw it out. 4) Don't buy teflon-coated pans." 5) don't use 5.56 in anything manufactured for 223... Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (v6dtj) 71
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt)
Jane Hoe is a wafflehouse 5. Rough face but not fat. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (wGerL) 72
68 Emma Sulkowicz has more redeeming qualities than Lucy Craig.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (2GVsD) Not to mention really toned arms from carrying that mattress. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (FyeA3) 73
Female hatred of males seems to be trending.. and yet, and yet a significant subset of these haters seem to swoon over Muslim men. Dissonance, much?
Posted by: tubal at October 08, 2026 04:49 PM (Gqar8) 74
The controversy unfolded at the Battle Ground City Council’s October 5 meeting, where a representative associated with The Satanic Temple delivered an opening invocation that rejected traditional religious beliefs and concluded with a declaration praising Satan. A few years ago I read an article by some upper middle class leftist hausfrau who had become a Satanist because she was mad at Trump in...The Atlantic? Anyway she mentioned they don't really worship Satan because the chief Priest of Satan had told her so at the Satan Temple. And if you can't trust the chief Priest of Satan telling you something in the Satanic Temple while you pledge your loyalty to Satan I mean really who can you trust? Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm) 75
41 This was a bad strategy. Dude ended up getting expelled. When you mock the core beliefs of the judge jury and executioner, you are going to be executed.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (wGerL) B/c Cornell has a policy that anyone under the influence cannot consent. Either party or gender. So, anything they do would get them expelled, even if consensual. It's a very odd policy, but I guess one to try to stop all sex acts at frats and soroities (b/c the odds both parties will be 100% sober at those parties is...nil...) Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 04:49 PM (tOcjL) 76
5) don't use 5.56 in anything manufactured for 223...
Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:48 PM (v6dtj) And no wobbly shit! Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:49 PM (FyeA3) 77
I can just hear my mom saying "well, I hope you all enjoyed yourselves!"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 08, 2026 04:49 PM (n5tGW) 78
Pictures on X shows she's a big muscular girl who looks like she could hurt frat boys
I saw a video where she was bragging about her cankles. /Not kidding Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm) 79
I think where the first guy screwed up is that he decided to be cool, get some rep, and share her with the brothers.
He should've realized early on that he needed to keep this girl to himself and he'd have been set in the pussy department for four years. This is why I don't get fraternities. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (v6dtj) 81
Emma Sulkowicz has more redeeming qualities than Lucy Craig.
She at least has a skill people will pay for. Emma Sulkowicz (born October 3, 1992) is an American former political activist and former performance artist. While a college student, Sulkowicz developed a national reputation with the performance artwork Mattress Performance (Carry That Weight) (2014–2015). In 2019, she said she had stopped making art and began a master's program in traditional Chinese medicine. As of 2026, Sulkowicz provides acupuncture services in New York City Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t) 82
College's have grown into hook up culture and every is freaked out it whats happened.
Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0) 83
@77 Cool mom!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (cWLG3) 84
@80 Lower-tier Ivy, amirite?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 08, 2026 04:51 PM (cWLG3) 85
Even more damningly for the reliability of this research, 42% of the college women whom the researchers classified as sexual-assault victims went back for more sex with their putative assailants.
Meh. Sometimes you have to go back for more just to confirm you were raped the first time, amirite girls? "The food is terrible here. And the portions are so small!" Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 04:51 PM (guGkK) 86
Meanwhile there are women on insta posting memes suggesting that the Cornell frat boys be beaten to death.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (cWLG3) Another chore for the husbands and boyfriends. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy) 87
Sounds like Emma grew up some.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD) 88
There was a small park a couple of houses down from our house in college.
I was walking home from a friend's apt two miles away and goosed by a frat guy as I went up some stairs on the sidewalk. I immediately screamed,"You bastard" (I rarely cussed) and tried to hit him, and ran after him with the cast iron Dutch oven lid I was carrying. I have to assume my friend was coming that weekend to cook chili, and their car was broken as I didn't normally carry this lid. And, yes, I know I have told this before. My male apt mates were enraged and made me call the police. A cop came and took the report. I hope I didn't mention the Dutch oven lid or it was probably like the Pittsburgh Scanner report to other cops. I seriously would have beat the guy in the head with that lid and done some damage if I caught and tackled him. My weapon of choice slowed me down as I ran after him for about 20yds and then walked home po'd. This was by the park near our house at dusk. This is how I dealt with frat boys. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 04:51 PM (hzuYO) 89
I remember an old King of Queens episode where the protagonist who was a roly poly soiboi figured out that if he got his shrew of a wife liquored up she'd be nicer...and hornier.
Worked for a while until she figured out why he bought a roll out bar and hundreds of dollars of fancy liquors... Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm) 90
80 Was anyone there considering getting an actual education"
At Cornell? *chuckles Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (v6dtj) _________________________ Well, Cornell is considered to the primary school to go to for the "Hospitality" businesses. Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2026 04:52 PM (dIske) 91
Daniel Craig>Jim Craig > Yvonne Craig > Lucy Craig > Larry Craig
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2026 04:52 PM (ItWcy) Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:52 PM (v6dtj) 93
Franpsycho your location may be the most dramatic setting for the Blues. Show center is usually a spot between the Marina and Alcatraz.
Used to visit the city/area at least twice a year. Back in the 90s was walking somewhere downtown with the victim du jour and suddenly I hear the incredible jet noise, shortly after I see one of the Blues screaming straight at us near Russian Hill or Nob Hill. Realized - oh yeah, Fleet Week. Hadn't even thought about it. Noise and echoes with the hills and buildings is are great. Can't believe that city still permits such deplorable exhibitions by baby-killers representing a genocidal evil patriarchal monster of a nation. Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2026 04:52 PM (U/Byj) 94
As of 2026, Sulkowicz provides acupuncture services in New York City
When I want the real traditional Chinese poke poke I'm not going to a woman named Sulkowicz Maybe she should get in the pierogi business? Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm) 95
Emma Sulkowicz (born October 3, 1992) is an American former political activist and former performance artist. While a college student, Sulkowicz developed a national reputation with the performance artwork Mattress Performance (Carry That Weight) (2014–2015). In 2019, she said she had stopped making art and began a master's program in traditional Chinese medicine. As of 2026, Sulkowicz provides acupuncture services in New York City
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t) Putting that student debt to good use. You can probably lean acupuncture cheaper than 4 years or whatever of loans while dragging a mattress about. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (uhVAy) 96
Why do leftist always choose the worst possible exemplars for theie cause celebres?
Protest the death penalty? Let's choose Tookie Williams (soulless mass murderer who blew people's faces off with a shotgun) as our hero. Want to sympathize who some downtrodden Noble Savages? Chose the psychotic death cult known as Hamas as your darlings. Want to highlight how moms get stressed out by having a lt of kids? Bingo -- Lindsay Clancy is our champion. I mean, c'mon, surely somewhere in America sometime in the last five years some drunken frat boy actually did rape some innocent girl. Why not focus on him? Why focus on the one case where it's the most vague, hazy debatable instance of "rape' ever documented, with a girl who not only was willing but who initiated the whole thing and eclared afterward that she liked it? Posted by: zombie at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5) 97
Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 04:49 PM (tOcjL)
Of the 7, two were expelled. The black guy who texted about free pu$$y and this half Arab who used the I am the real victim here defense. The others who did her in the train were only suspended for a year and will have an Ivy League degree that will give them many opportunities in the future. Do not ridicule those with power over you, even -or especially- if they deserve it. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (wGerL) 98
Far be it from me to be repetitive and pedantic but this is the same cultural rot we've discussed in the last two threads about Rubio and H1B visas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (RIvkX) 99
Same as in town.
Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (LHPAg) 100
If you want to protect yourself from oral sodomy just make sure the girl in question has had some wedding cake.
Or so I'm told... Posted by: Obligatory at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm) Maybe you need to choose your wife more carefully next time. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:54 PM (FyeA3) 101
"Oooh yeah, baby. That time was definitely rape."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 04:54 PM (guGkK) 102
Meanwhile in AZ.
NBC: Bernadette Greene-Placentia, 52, an Arizona congressional candidate says she was raped and thinks it may have been a politically motivated attack...The Democrat congressional candidate said she was raped in August while out fixing campaign signs along a road in the Phoenix metropolitan area at 2 am. Oh. That's terrible. Especially at 2 AM, when is completely dark out, and nobody's around - clearly, the hatred and chaos that Donald Trump has caused in this country has made it unsafe for a middle-aged woman to be out in the middle of the night allegedly fixing campaign by herself. My jaw hurts. While being "raped" Democrat candidate Greene-Placentia distinctly remembers hearing one of the her rapists say "Democrat bitch." I can only imagine the convenient horror. Thankfully the rapists didn't bring up her poll numbers. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 08, 2026 04:54 PM (ndXZL) 103
When someone needs a beating - Le Creuset
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 04:55 PM (h6CE+) 104
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 04:51 PM (hzuYO)
I seriously think ( as I think I said before) that you should write all this up in short story form. It's very entertaining with your sense of humor . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 04:55 PM (JrHfD) 105
Putting that student debt to good use. You can probably lean acupuncture cheaper than 4 years or whatever of loans while dragging a mattress about.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (uhVAy) Well, you know, follow your bliss and all that crap. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:55 PM (FyeA3) 106
While being "raped" Democrat candidate Greene-Placentia distinctly remembers hearing one of the her rapists say "Democrat bitch." I can only imagine the convenient horror. Thankfully the rapists didn't bring up her poll numbers.
Was the perp heard to shout "This is MAGA country!"? Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t) 107
While being "raped" Democrat candidate Greene-Placentia distinctly remembers hearing one of the her rapists say "Democrat bitch." I can only imagine the convenient horror.
*takes notes* Posted by: Jussie Smollet at October 08, 2026 04:55 PM (guGkK) 108
41 This was a bad strategy. Dude ended up getting expelled. When you mock the core beliefs of the judge jury and executioner, you are going to be executed.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (wGerL) B/c Cornell has a policy that anyone under the influence cannot consent. Either party or gender. So, anything they do would get them expelled, even if consensual. It's a very odd policy, but I guess one to try to stop all sex acts at frats and soroities (b/c the odds both parties will be 100% sober at those parties is...nil...) Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 04:49 PM (tOcjL) Yeah, they wrote down some crap. But its another thing to think they will work with him against this woman, or even settle out of court. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy) 109
Do not ridicule those with power over you, even -or especially- if they deserve it.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (wGerL) ===== But that's my jam. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 04:56 PM (RIvkX) 110
Why do leftist always choose the worst possible exemplars for theie cause celebres?
Because you aren't allowed to "question a victim" So normally people look at this case and say...oh she did it voluntarily, told the guys she liked it and...wanted to do it again? That's not rape. Whereas for leftists it just stops at "a woman claims a group of frat boys raped her" Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:56 PM (sKqQm) 111
This has been mentioned before but bears repeating.
There are a lot of young boys getting mentally damaged by their AWFL Karen moms doing struggle session stuff to them so they agree to Mommy's warped views. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:56 PM (2GVsD) 112
While being "raped" Democrat candidate Greene-Placentia distinctly remembers hearing one of the her rapists say "Democrat bitch." I can only imagine the convenient horror. Thankfully the rapists didn't bring up her poll numbers.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 08, 2026 04:54 PM (ndXZL) Probably just her husband, who would know she really is a Democrat bitch. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:56 PM (FyeA3) 113
Bernadette Greene-Placentia reported that alleged rape two weeks after it allegedly happened. That seems suspect.
Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske) 114
"By "sodomized," he means she gave him a blow-jay while he was drunk and passing in and out of sleep."
Obviously men have to protect their Staffs of Decadence from these harlots who seek to defile them using their (upper) teeth-maul. Posted by: Thrawn at October 08, 2026 04:57 PM (oPFtC) 115
Putting that student debt to good use. You can probably lean acupuncture cheaper than 4 years or whatever of loans while dragging a mattress about.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (uhVAy) Well, you know, follow your bliss and all that crap. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:55 PM (FyeA3) Carrying a mattress wasn't blissful, especially if it gets caught in the rain. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy) 116
Placentia?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:57 PM (2GVsD) 117
100 If you want to protect yourself from oral sodomy just make sure the girl in question has had some wedding cake.
Or so I'm told... Posted by: Obligatory at October 08, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm) Maybe you need to choose your wife more carefully next time. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:54 PM (FyeA3) *ding* *ding* *ding* We have a winner. This one's a keeper, boys. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt) 118
After laughing at and replacing women with men in wigs for years, and now vocierferously shuffling Sharia into power, the Dems do their go-to move which is take an inflammatory lie and carefully corral their victims back onto the plantation.
Same move they do with blacks. 40 killed per weekend in dozens of shithole cities, but like magic every 2 to 4 years they find a black person grave to Stepin Fetchit on. Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 04:57 PM (vE0+H) 119
Bernadette Greene-Placentia reported that alleged rape two weeks after it allegedly happened. That seems suspect.
She was BUSY, h8tr! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 04:58 PM (guGkK) 120
He knew it was a Democrat when he saw the ladypenis.
Posted by: Wally at October 08, 2026 04:58 PM (hTEJE) 121
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 08, 2026 04:54 PM (ndXZL)
She forgot the part about the rapist saying " I voted for Trump three times . How do you like that ?!! Did she report the rape? Whole story sounds bogus. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 04:58 PM (JrHfD) 122
While being "raped" Democrat candidate Greene-Placentia distinctly remembers hearing one of the her rapists say "Democrat bitch." I can only imagine the convenient horror. Thankfully the rapists didn't bring up her poll numbers.
I took a look at her online and she looks normal...well, except are eyes are all black in a very non-human way in every picture I could find. But I think it is certainly possible one of the demons in her head played through a rape scenario so...I sort of believe her Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm) 123
The Democrat congressional candidate said she was raped in August while out fixing campaign signs along a road in the Phoenix metropolitan area at 2 am."
Was she also getting a Subway sandwich? And did both guys yell "this is MAGA country "? Was bleach involved "? Hmmm Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 04:58 PM (v6dtj) 124
Honestly, I really thought things couldn't get more ridiculous after Mattress Girl.
How far we have fallen. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 04:58 PM (6ydKt) 125
So this Green-Placentia was out getting some strange, and passed it off as fixing campaign signs in the middle of the night, because when she got home her husband wanted to know where she'd been, and smelled that someone else had been out fixing campaign signs with her, and by with her, I mean intimately with her.
Huh. Democrat bitch indeed. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (FyeA3) 126
She forgot the part about the rapist saying " I voted for Trump three times . How do you like that ?!!
Did she report the rape? Whole story sounds bogus. Believe all women! Unless, you know, they're Trump supporters. Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t) 127
When I want the real traditional Chinese poke poke I'm not going to a woman named Sulkowicz
Maybe she should get in the pierogi business? Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm) ===== I'M NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM SOME GIRL FROM QUEENS! Posted by: Estelle Costanza at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (RIvkX) 128
October surprise 'rape'
How is Katy Padilla Stout doing? Any confirmed sightings of Talekreako or Mitch McMconnel? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD) 129
As of 2026, Sulkowicz provides acupuncture services in New York City
When I want the real traditional Chinese poke poke I'm not going to a woman named Sulkowicz Maybe she should get in the pierogi business? Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm) I'm sure her state name is Ling-Liang or some such. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy) 130
Honestly, I really thought things couldn't get more ridiculous after Mattress Girl.
How far we have fallen. Posted by: SpeakingOf You just wait. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (h6CE+) 131
I'm sure her state name is Ling-Liang or some such.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy) stage name Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy) 132
I am *still* waiting for my Slap A Dumb Bitch license.
... and from last thread, can we send suggestions for companies that should be on the H1B detention list? I can think of a few. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 05:00 PM (3mtzY) 133
Honestly, I really thought things couldn't get more ridiculous after Mattress Girl.
How far we have fallen. If someone wrote To Kill a Mockingbird today it would end with the "rapist" getting lynched to much acclaim by all the womenfolk Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm) 134
October surprise 'rape'
How is Katy Padilla Stout doing? Any confirmed sightings of Talekreako or Mitch McMconnel? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD) Its that blue wave. The blue candidates just can't face all the winning. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 05:00 PM (v6dtj) 136
Ingalls is presently hiding out at the UAE (Dubai), and I doubt they'll extradite him over this.
"Abraham Accords" are already a dead letter for the Emiratis. Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 05:00 PM (sDWtc) 137
128 October surprise 'rape'
How is Katy Padilla Stout doing? Any confirmed sightings of Talekreako or Mitch McMconnel? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD) She found a buffet, hasn't been seen since. They got Mitch in some formaldehyde somewhere. I still think Talarico mixed up the Ky & Gorilla Glue. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt) 138
So do they now report the name of the woman and start referring to the male victim as John Doe?
That's how it works, isn't it. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 05:01 PM (TvbZP) 139
"HELP! I'M BEING BLOWN ... AND I CAN'T GET IT UP!"
Posted by: ShainS at October 08, 2026 05:01 PM (dbYPY) 140
And what candidate doesn't fix her political signs at 2 AM . Totally believable you haters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 05:02 PM (t9883) 141
"HELP! I'M BEING BLOWN ... AND I CAN'T GET IT UP!"
Ladies if this happens to you remember you just have to reach in with your finger and hit his g-spot Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 08, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm) 142
102 Meanwhile in AZ.
NBC: Bernadette Greene-Placentia, 52, an Arizona congressional candidate says she was raped and thinks it may have been a politically motivated attack. Arizona has rape kits, too. Did she report it and consent to the process to capture evidence? Get a few rounds of super antibiotics afterwards? Know who I saw report rapes for the most part? Mothers and/or fathers dragging their teenager(s) to a hospital. Mothers who were raped when their children were present nearby. Facilities for specific needs adults who weren't certain if a rape or assault took place because the language or description was so unclear. And, yes, males could be & had been sexually assaulted too. Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 05:02 PM (NFX2v) 143
Placentia?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2026 04:57 PM (2GVsD) That's the sort of name you get married to get rid of, not keep by hyphenation. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy) 144
Special needs adults. Sorry
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 05:03 PM (NFX2v) 145
This is a legal shitshow designed to basically cause insurance for the college and fraternities/sororities, and even the bar involved to pay her off.
But now by being plastered across the US, the guys that were on the text chain for the free pussy text and the others at Cornell, including two dudes that did nothing more than look in the room and skeddaddle, are going to have to defend their reputation by shredding hers or they will have no life after this. No one looks good here, Cornell, the orgy bros, the frat, the sorority, the woman in question, etc. And all are going to get dragged through the mud with their reputations before all of this is done legally. Lawyers and the media/internet influencers are going to be the winners here, not any of the participants. Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv) 146
So do they now report the name of the woman and start referring to the male victim as John Doe?
That's how it works, isn't it. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 05:01 PM (TvbZP) ---------------- "Why do you assume that he identifies as a male and thus have potentially dead-pronouned him, h8r!" Posted by: ShainS at October 08, 2026 05:03 PM (dbYPY) 147
One thing you can count on is Leftists ot Lefting each other
Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 05:03 PM (Ia/+0) 148
>>> 42 You know what else is total bullshit?
her claim that she is filing suit becuase she was emabrassed by people knwoing about what happened, thus she is being “defamed” or “sklandered” or whatever. Ummmmm…. Befoe you filed the suit, the onlypeople who knew what happened were you, the frat boys, the gossipy girls you gtold abut it and the other frat boys that the sex boys bragged to. Now? FIVE BILLION PEOPLE WORLDWIDE know what you did. Great way to stop people from talking about you! Posted by: zombie at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (Av6i5) *sigh* Posted by: Barbara Striesand at October 08, 2026 05:04 PM (3mtzY) 149
HELP! I'M BEING BLOWN ... AND I CAN'T GET IT UP!"
Posted by: ShainS "Yes sir. We'll be right over with popsicle sticks and string!" Posted by: Life Alert operator at October 08, 2026 05:04 PM (h6CE+) 150
Honestly, I really thought things couldn't get more ridiculous after Mattress Girl.
How far we have fallen." Nothing new. Thaw and White, 1906... Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 05:04 PM (v6dtj) 151
Didn't Ashley Judd say she was raped like 30 times? These women aren't helping real victims
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 05:05 PM (t9883) 152
New York Post has the latest poop -
@nypost Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ Posted by: how do you catch STD diarrhea anyway? at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (sDWtc) 153
One of our outside counsels once said that the perfect deposition witness was "A grunting lump."
Posted by: Bulg And then when you're the plaintiff and they play the video of you lump-grunting it to the jury, they're gonna be hella motivated to donate several weeks of they're time to support you. Testifying at a deposition is an art not a science. Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (Fv808) 154
Single men need to find safer alternatives to women. Maybe base jumping.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (2ap+5) 155
I can see falling asleep after sex but I'm having difficulty with the "falling asleep during sex" thing.
Maybe I don't do the right drugs. Maybe not. *shrugs* It's been so long that I can't remember..... Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (RORbl) Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (NFX2v) 157
I like the scare quotes or as I like to call them so-called quotes whenever it's a man saying he was assaulted. And instead of saying something he claims it.
The "media" claims that they "stories" they write are true journalism. It's a shitty thing to do and they do it All. The. Time. Posted by: Tom at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (5Yu05) 158
Yes sir. We'll be right over with popsicle sticks and string!"
Popsicles? Well, there was this one episode of the Gong Show... Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (v6dtj) 159
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)
Unlike what the "man of many handles" asserts, I am not in what he calls "the sisterhood of the vag" . I am not in the rah! rah! ! Sisterhood. I do not think all women are good people. I do not think they all tell the truth . I do not think they should be believed all the time and I dont think women are superior to men. I also think the same about men . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 05:07 PM (guGkK) 161
> 52 Was anyone there considering getting an actual education
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 04:45 PM (FyeA3) Are you kidding? This is Cornell we're talking about here. If you're rich enough to pay for an Ivy League school, but too dumb to get into Harvard or Yale...well.. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 08, 2026 05:07 PM (qlLNh) 162
George Carlin once joked that "Here's something you never hear a guy say: 'Stop sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!'". Too bad he didn't live long enough to see this scenario, or see some of the women on college campuses today.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 08, 2026 05:07 PM (oPFtC) 163
Sexually transmitted diarrhea? I think we know why Talarico is missing after his NY "fundraiser"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 05:07 PM (t9883) 164
92 As of 2026, Sulkowicz provides acupuncture services in New York City"
One stroke at a time... Posted by: man --------- wasn't that at Columbia or something? So she went to Columbia to do acupuncture? Huh. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 05:08 PM (TvbZP) Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 05:08 PM (v6dtj) 166
@Breaking911
· 1h BREAKING: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth says the execution of convicted Fort Hood terrorist Nidal Hasan will be PUBLIC! Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 05:08 PM (ZxPkt) 167
"Not to mention really toned arms from carrying that mattress."
I'm partial to toned arms myself! Posted by: Big Mike at October 08, 2026 05:08 PM (dCMJG) 168
Of course I was raped 30 times! You dont get this Puffy Scamper from consensual sex.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 08, 2026 05:08 PM (hTEJE) 169
But now by being plastered across the US, the guys that were on the text chain for the free pussy text and the others at Cornell,
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv) There's no free lunch, boys. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 08, 2026 05:08 PM (6yd32) 170
Our society has turned into one big fucking Gong Show.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 05:09 PM (h6CE+) 171
Real victims. My daughter had a great job in Chicago. In broad daylight walking home from work she was drug into an alley and raped. Broad daylight on a busy street. No one came to her aid. Of course the rapist was never located. She has never been right since the being raped. It not only affects the victim but it also affects families. Posted by: four seasons at October 08, 2026 05:09 PM (/QHx4) 172
"My body my choice" is the rallying cry for the smorgasbord of STD's and mulitple abortion for birth control coeds.
I sniff in disdane and disgust at these females. Their parents must be so proud (or taught them gurl power). I farht in their general direction as well. I should have known she would have texted that with pride. Sounds right. Her body to rent out for ketamine and fame. Then blame others. Right. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 05:09 PM (hzuYO) 173
"You must stop sucking my dick this very minute."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 05:09 PM (guGkK) Posted by: Meric at October 08, 2026 05:10 PM (4FnlL) 175
If females take full responsibility for their own behavior, the lucrative, bureaucracy-bloated grift will come crashing down.
___ I say let it crash. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 05:10 PM (Y4uRa) 176
Befoe you filed the suit, the onlypeople who knew what happened were you, the frat boys, the gossipy girls you gtold abut it and the other frat boys that the sex boys bragged to.
Now? FIVE BILLION PEOPLE WORLDWIDE know what you did. Great way to stop people from talking about you! Posted by: zombie at October 08, 2026 04:42 PM (Av6i5) Just another case of unintended consequences that a moment's logical thought would have countered. No lawsuit could restore her reputation at Cornell, even if she won it. She can't sue the whisperers behind her back. But she found some lawyers who were willing to chase a payout, but the money won't shut up the people whispering either. The time for a little bit of thinking was when her crush wanted to share her at the frat house and she agreed. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 05:11 PM (JrHfD) 178
Odds Jimmy Talafreako is about to claim Ken Paxton raped him?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 05:11 PM (3mtzY) Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 05:11 PM (ZxPkt) 180
NBC: Bernadette Greene-Placentia, 52, an Arizona congressional candidate says she was raped and thinks it may have been a politically motivated attack. Out fixing signs ?... At 2 AM ? Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 05:11 PM (91qhl) 181
he should hang
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 08, 2026 05:11 PM (jrgJz) 182
I think I’m the only one who didn’t slam this chick.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 05:11 PM (EWq0C) 183
She has never been right since the being raped. It not only affects the victim but it also affects families. Posted by: four seasons at October 08, 2026 05:09 PM (/QHx4) ********** Incredibly sorry for your daughter and you. Horrible. These fake rape stories are even more hurtful for real rape victims. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 05:12 PM (hzuYO) 184
Now? FIVE BILLION PEOPLE WORLDWIDE know what you did.
Great way to stop people from talking about you! How do we not know that this is guerrilla marketing for an upcoming OnlyFans account? Posted by: Community Notes at October 08, 2026 05:12 PM (+4Cf6) 185
Out fixing signs ?... At 2 AM ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 05:11 PM (91qhl) With that level of cynicism you'd make a lousy juror! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 05:12 PM (guGkK) 186
I should have known she would have texted that with pride. Sounds right. Her body to rent out for ketamine and fame. Then blame others. Right.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 05:09 PM (hzuYO) Its not even renting. She was using it as a fishhook to land some dude who obviously didn't fancy her much. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:12 PM (uhVAy) 187
Yeah, they wrote down some crap. But its another thing to think they will work with him against this woman, or even settle out of court.
Posted by: Oldcat ====== Unless Cornell self insures, their insurance company(s) will make that call. They often force their side to settle or make the school risk its own money. Oberlin ended up having to sue its four insurance companies after they lost the Gibson bakery case by pigheadedly doubling down in public making it worse for the school. Ended up in a settlement of course. Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv) 188
>>@jsolomonReports
· 1h >>DOJ seeks indictment of Cassidy Hutchinson for allegedly lying to Congress: Report Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 05:14 PM (viF8m) Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 05:14 PM (v6dtj) 190
152 New York Post has the latest poop -
@nypost Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ Posted by: how do you catch STD diarrhea anyway? at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (sDWtc) That's got to be mostly gay men, right? Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 05:14 PM (tOcjL) 191
How did AOC find this one? Shit like this is never organic, it was formed in the diseased little brains of some very smart people. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 08, 2026 05:15 PM (VuTBl) 192
190 152 New York Post has the latest poop -
@nypost Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ Posted by: how do you catch STD diarrhea anyway? at October 08, 2026 05:06 PM (sDWtc) That's got to be mostly gay men, right? Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 05:14 PM (tOcjL) {{{shudder}}} Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 05:15 PM (91qhl) 193
I worked with a man whose daughter was raped and murdered. I barely knew him, but he seemed like a lovely man. He is retired and investing time and money toward abolishing the death penalty.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 08, 2026 05:15 PM (2ap+5) 194
As a normal guy I am 1000 percent into punishing rape. But when rape becomes rape-rape or rape-rape-rape because all sorts of non crimes are bundled in the exhaustion sets in.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy) 195
That's got to be mostly gay men, right?
Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 05:14 PM (tOcjL) The moral here is, never share a buttplug. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (guGkK) 196
Story I saw said the AZ candidate woman didn't even tell her husband for a couple of days, then didn't go to the police until weeks later. Didn't remember where she was except for some large, vague radius where she might have had a sign.
Gonna guess she was out getting boinked by someone other than her husband and he got suspicious so she's weaving this grand bullshit story to explain it away. Posted by: ballistic at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (oqH4h) 197
114 "By "sodomized," he means she gave him a blow-jay while he was drunk and passing in and out of sleep."
Posted by: Thrawn ----------------- When I fall asleep and wake up with my wife having something in her mouth, it is usually the chocolate cake I was saving for lunch or something like that. Much worse than rape. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (TvbZP) 198
I worked with a man whose daughter was raped and murdered. I barely knew him, but he seemed like a lovely man. He is retired and investing time and money toward abolishing the death penalty.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 08, 2026 05:15 PM (2ap+5) Seems to be a strange reaction. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy) 199
There's no free lunch, boys.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder No sign that the bros texting the larger group that message that the recipients had any responsibility unless you include knowing the douchebag and being a member of the fraternity as a responsibility. They were dragged into the mud by the plaintiff unwillingly and like the Duke Lacrosse team, will have to prove their innocence while not even being around when the events occurred. The only redemption for them and their lawyers is going to be scorched earth on the others including the plaintiff's attorneys and the plaintiff herself. Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (E4rtv) 200
As a normal guy I am 1000 percent into punishing rape. But when rape becomes rape-rape or rape-rape-rape because all sorts of non crimes are bundled in the exhaustion sets in.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy) I am angered at the way these opportunistic claims damage real victims. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 08, 2026 05:17 PM (6yd32) 201
No clue about sexually transmitted diarrhea (I prefer my toddler's "dire rear" as it is a better definition). Maybe monkey pox? Ah don't know, man.
I do know I don't have to worry about either. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 05:18 PM (hzuYO) 202
Aw, I just read on how diarrhea is sexually transmitted. The victims, well, I have no sympathy for. Romans 1 comes to mind, bigly.
Posted by: tubal at October 08, 2026 05:18 PM (Gqar8) 203
It's just sodomy. I like sodomy.
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 08, 2026 05:18 PM (pa/M5) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 05:19 PM (RIvkX) 205
Our daughter is a Kappa Kappa Gamma alum from a flagship state u, and our oldest grandson, her big boy, is a Chi Phi at another flagship state u. He is sophomore and living in the house.
His mom wants him to get out of the house and commit to living in an apartment next year, this, after the wall to wall news of a Tri Delta pulling a train at the Cornell Chi Phi house. I reminded her I tried to get him to go SAE and use his legacy status. SAE's been busted but only for hazing, not for being the campus porn channel. Posted by: M. Gaga at October 08, 2026 05:19 PM (onAMJ) 206
Gonna guess she was out getting boinked by someone other than her husband and he got suspicious so she's weaving this grand bullshit story to explain it away.
Posted by: ballistic at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (oqH4h) I dunno. I'd thought Jussie Smollett was covering up a quick 3way that went wrong in an alley somewhere, but it turned out he concocted the whole thing as an antiMAGA stunt. I suspect (can't prove) the Dems put him up to it so Kamala could put her name on an "anti lynching" bill. Meaning Jussie got paid. Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 05:19 PM (sDWtc) 207
When I fall asleep and wake up with my wife having something in her mouth, it is usually the chocolate cake I was saving for lunch or something like that.
Much worse than rape. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (TvbZP) When the Sam Kinison did the bit about your girl making you leave the party early in front of your friends as 'worse than rape' it was hilarious because it was absurd exaggeration. Nowadays there are so many free riders on outrage it dilutes the meaning. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:19 PM (uhVAy) 208
Seems to be a strange reaction.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy) ==== Definitely. Posted by: Charles Bronson in Death Wish at October 08, 2026 05:20 PM (RIvkX) 209
One of the more insane takes of the Clancy Cultists is the read of the texts from after she was banned from the frat--and seeking revenge--where she's trying to trick/coerce them into admitting what they did was rape.
The Clancy Cult spins this as some sort of temporary trauma amnesia from being raped--not an admission she was tripping balls, black-out drunk--and so her "feels" that something bad happened is proof. With the clumsy entrapment texts then as proof of guilt of the men. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 05:20 PM (3cUTc) 210
175 If females take full responsibility for their own behavior, the lucrative, bureaucracy-bloated grift will come crashing down.
___ I say let it crash. Posted by: SMH ======= Higher ed is likely to within the next ten years. Declining number of students, too expensive for what they teach, Ivys now on the do not hire list for HR managers for things like this and maleducation, and the end of the fake foreign students here for work visa gravy train. Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2026 05:21 PM (OkYzo) 212
I dunno. I'd thought Jussie Smollett was covering up a quick 3way that went wrong in an alley somewhere, but it turned out he concocted the whole thing as an antiMAGA stunt.
I suspect (can't prove) the Dems put him up to it so Kamala could put her name on an "anti lynching" bill. Meaning Jussie got paid. Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 05:19 PM (sDWtc) It was like 20+ below 0 in Chicago with high winds. I've lived there, nobody goes out for a Subway or a 3 way on those days. You are trying to keep your apartment warm. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy) 213
209 One of the more insane takes of the Clancy Cultists is the read of the texts from after she was banned from the frat--and seeking revenge--where she's trying to trick/coerce them into admitting what they did was rape.
The Clancy Cult spins this as some sort of temporary trauma amnesia from being raped--not an admission she was tripping balls, black-out drunk--and so her "feels" that something bad happened is proof. With the clumsy entrapment texts then as proof of guilt of the men. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice ====== Kafka traps. Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv) 214
NOOD France...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 08, 2026 05:22 PM (08OqX) 215
Yeah, they wrote down some crap. But its another thing to think they will work with him against this woman, or even settle out of court.
Posted by: Oldcat One never knows until one tries. Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 08, 2026 05:23 PM (vJrRc) 216
I enjoy my STD Diarrhea. But I 'm a fag so of course I do.
Posted by: Pete Buttedgeedge at October 08, 2026 05:23 PM (pa/M5) 217
Higher ed is likely to within the next ten years. Declining number of students, too expensive for what they teach, Ivys now on the do not hire list for HR managers for things like this and maleducation, and the end of the fake foreign students here for work visa gravy train.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv) I remember some SF writers silently postulating that big corps like IBM and ITT would be absorbing colleges into their borg and issuing degrees rather than what we have. It made a lot more sense, at least until the worthless college grads starting poisoning the administration of the corporations. Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 05:24 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2026 05:24 PM (OkYzo) 219
23 "Lucy Craig is trying to deny her agency in this matter."
Well, of course she is. There's no way to reconcile agency and "my body, my choice", with "I said yes, but I didn't really mean it. The boys should have known that." Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2026 04:38 PM (Riz8t) It will never not be funny that with "ongoing affirmative consent," feminists basically reinvented the wedding from first principles. "Well... she's still wearing the ring I put on her in front of the whole town, so I guess we're good to go!" Posted by: SciVo at October 08, 2026 05:26 PM (ke3zm) 220
205 Our daughter is a Kappa Kappa Gamma alum from a flagship state u, and our oldest grandson, her big boy, is a Chi Phi at another flagship state u. He is sophomore and living in the house.
His mom wants him to get out of the house and commit to living in an apartment next year, this, after the wall to wall news of a Tri Delta pulling a train at the Cornell Chi Phi house. I reminded her I tried to get him to go SAE and use his legacy status. SAE's been busted but only for hazing, not for being the campus porn channel. Posted by: M. Gaga ===== The Cornell Chi Phi frat was shut down apparently after this. This is not a recent blowup but occurred about two years ago (under the Biden junta actually) with not much notice at all on the national scene. Reason it came up now is obviously an op to activate the AWFL brigade for the fall elections. Basically to be in a frat (or a sorority) means being in the cross hairs of college administrators and wokists. And they intend collective punishment for whatever sins of the few did so they can maximize scalp taking. Thus the guys being leaked as recipients on the group text sent out by the black orgy bro. Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv) 221
I remember some SF writers silently postulating that big corps like IBM and ITT would be absorbing colleges into their borg and issuing degrees rather than what we have. It made a lot more sense, at least until the worthless college grads starting poisoning the administration of the corporations.
Posted by: Oldcat Palantir is doing just that. But James P Hogan hypothesized that in Thrice Upon a Time and I think several other books. Ben Bova may have mentioned the same. Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv) 222
I can only imagine my sons in college getting emails from their crazy mother about Title IX.
One girl son, casanova, met in summer school: Greek chick. During movie season of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." She fancied a non-Greek blonde dude & he fit the part. He told me that she was coming over to study for a physics exam while we were at work. I was in the ED and got a call that she had "fainted." He explained it all to me and when he dialed 91 of 911 she woke. He'd given her OJ and, like Rhett in Gone With the Wind, carried her to HIS BED. Then called his friend a block away to follow him as he drove her car home (she refused the ED, probably because I was there). I questioned him later and said, she didn't faint (you big dummy!). She never got sweaty or pale. Fell dramatically back onto the sofa gracefully vs a done fall out. He went with her to the MD the next day where she fake fainted again with blood tests. She went to UF to stalk him that fall. Came to his apt one day and tried the old faint thing again. He told her he wasn't falling for that and to go back to her apt. I told him to never let her in again! She's the type who would call Title IX. I did not raise fools. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 05:28 PM (hzuYO) 223
Here's just one of those "mansplaining" inconvenient facts:
Every woman knows multiple women who say they were raped. Yet almost no man knows rapist, or a man convicted of rape. The closest I know is my HS chemistry teacher getting caught making some exothermic reactions in a hotel room with a 17 year old female student. So he got 3 years for statutory rape. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 05:31 PM (3cUTc) 224
The bad thing for at least one of the frat members is Ketamine was brought to the party and Ms Doe along with some or all of the 7 took it.
Even though Jane chose to take it, giving someone that veterinary sedative (very useful for animal surgery because it does not affect lung and heart function but the horse or dog wont try to bite your hand off IIRC) and then having group sex with them really was a bad thing to do. I said a few days ago I was on board with the two Cornell expulsions at the time of the college investigation if it was for getting the ketamine and bringing it to that party. Even for that dude or dudes I don't think there should be any legal consequences now at this late date, but the process is the punishment, all 7 will have to spend $$$ on lawyers and lose months out of their lives, and all so that Tish James and friends can say they are the party of protecting women. Posted by: PaleRider at October 08, 2026 05:33 PM (PV+Zw) 225
I'm trying to imaging ten drinks, i.e. ten shots in three hours, and the effect. I just finished a big bloody mary made with two and a half shots, measured, of dollar store 80 proof vodka, and am definitely impaired.
Can you hold it better at 20? Posted by: M. Gaga at October 08, 2026 05:38 PM (onAMJ) 226
No time in decades, but one can drink enough to barely remember what one dod
Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 05:45 PM (Ia/+0) 227
Not sex (that we know if so far) but drugs. And it's not like PS Main doesn't know to keep eyes on fraternities (especially for hazing) and sororities
The hazing involved in "Operation Drugs Unlimited" was an unprecedented, highly organized forced labor system where fraternity pledges were required to act as an assembly line to process, cut, and package bulk cocaine. Rather than standard college hazing rituals involving drinking challenges, senior fraternity members used the pledge system and Greek life's strict code of silence as an indoctrination mechanism to fuel a massive, campus-wide drug ring. Pennsylvania authorities charged 14 people in connection with a major campus-wide cocaine trafficking ring dubbed "Operation Drugs Unlimited," which operated out of the Delta Upsilon and Sigma Chi fraternities. The individuals held or charged include the alleged student ringleaders, several fraternity members, and one student's father who attempted to hide evidence. Got quiet so quickly. Cornell: ABC news, Fact Check Team: Cornell case puts focus on Greek life campus sexual assault and hazing, 10/5/26 Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 05:59 PM (NFX2v) 228
cont from my comment @ 222...he never went on a date with this crazy Greek girl. Knew her only in that summer school class.
She did have dinner with us once and seemed very odd with either an eating disorder or we gave her one that night. A mousey type girl and not his type. He dated a LOT of girls in HS and college, but she wasn't one. She wanted to date him and he'd probably have had to marry her after the first date. She told him a story of how her father, a commercial airline pilot, expected her to only date Greek boys. Ok! I expressed how I felt with her that summer and he is a nice guy. Who didn't listen to my warnings but did believe me when I said she's not fainting. I said this while laughing, which sort of ticked him off at the time. He called me after she stalked him to his apartment months later. I am close to both sons and while they feared me they knew I loved them. I should have called Title IX on her attempts to entrap him, but didn't think of it at the time and just told him to steer very clear of her. He's now married to a normal young woman after a traumatic 5yrs with a redhead I later wanted to murder. It's all good. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 06:02 PM (hzuYO) 229
Fraternity houses are a rape danger of crisis proportions. Strong, empowered young women continue to go there because they're being tricked by the wily frat bros...who are probably AGENTS OF PUTIN!
Posted by: Matt_SE at October 08, 2026 06:20 PM (ga+qp) 230
Why do women go to fraternity houses?
Didn’t Cyndi Lauper have a song about that? Posted by: Fenderbender at October 08, 2026 06:23 PM (1FEc1) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0436 seconds. |
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