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Don't Call Them Somali Gangs. Call Them Well-Armed Doctors and Engineers.

The Somali community, and the left generally, continues to rage that Somali gang members are called Somali gang members. They want them called "American" gang members. And they insist that the problem isn't Somalis, it's just guns.

FoxNews:


Violence tied to Somali-American gangs in the Twin Cities metro erupted in recent days, with law enforcement recovering nearly 100 casings after a gunfight captured on a resident's surveillance camera -- as officials warn they need help to contain the problem before it escalates.

Video of that shootout below. When you have a Somali tribal beef that involves shooting one hundred bullets next to suburban bedrooms where children are sleeping, people's indulgence of endless migrant crime begins to run out.


The warning follows a burst of violence across several Twin Cities suburbs -- including a Bloomington shootout that left nearly 100 shell casings and another shooting in Eden Prairie -- as law enforcement says the incidents have entered a retaliation cycle and officials race to disrupt the groups before the violence evolves into more entrenched drug- and money-driven crime.

"We have the opportunity to fix it," Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher said of a surge in Somali gang violence across the Twin Cities -- but warned authorities could be facing a much more difficult problem if the groups escalate the resources they use.

"It's early. Once they evolve into drugs, we're in trouble. Once they evolve into money, more money, we are in trouble," said Fletcher, whose county is anchored by St. Paul and runs along the west bank of the Mississippi River.

Fletcher estimated that about 300 juveniles are involved and said part of the problem lies in the Somali gangs' relative novelty to local law enforcement and what he characterized as a reluctance to aggressively prosecute offenders across the river in Minneapolis.

"We need more people focused on this problem. Because 50 kids in this 300 need to go to jail, 25 need to be prosecuted by the feds for RICO and and another 25 need to be prosecuted at the local level. Take 50 of the most active out of the mix, and we will see dramatic changes," he said.

But the lesbian tank operating as Hennepin County's DA says that we shouldn't resort to simplistic answers like putting criminals in jail.


He ascribed some of the reticence to neighboring Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty, saying she has not been sufficiently "aggressive" in prosecuting such offenders.

"One of the misconceptions is that somehow when you prosecute people, put them in jail that you're destituting them to some terrible life. This is how kids get corrected," he said.

Moriarty's office pushed back on the assertion, with spokesman Daniel Borgertpoepping saying the neighboring communities are "looking for solutions" and that Moriarty's prosecutors "communicate daily with law enforcement [and] will participate in any group that moves us toward sustainable public safety."

"The way we approach prosecution of violent crime is consistent regardless of the race or ethnicity of those involved," Borgertpoepping said.

Uh-huh.

Citizens know this is bullshit. One railed against the endless flow of obfuscatory left-wing bullshit to hide the real problem.


"We don't need more virtue signaling, yard signs, DEI initiatives, or community conversations that lead to nowhere. We need competent government, accountability, and safe neighborhoods," he said, also blaming Moriarty's office for "refu[sing]" to properly address the issue.

He also suggested officials have sometimes generalized the ethnicity of those involved, remarking that it "feels more comfortable for some people to say East African. I don't even know that that's a fair term, because 98% of these gang members are Somalians."

Yesterday I mentioned a police chief stating that these gangland shootouts aren't even about money or drugs (yet). They're just well-off teenagers who are devolving to the Somali preference for internecine warfare.

In nearby Bloomington, where about 100 casings were recovered from the scene of a late-night firefight that appeared to involve automatic weapons, Police Chief Booker Hodges took a confrontational tack toward the suspects who remained at large -- while warning they do not fit the typical stereotype of gang members.

"They're coming from two parent homes, living in apartment buildings with $3,500 a month rent, driving Beamers and Mercedes. They're not dealing with money. There's no drugs in the house. They're purchasing legal firearms," he said.

Michele Tafoya, running to be a senator from Minnesota, is campaigning on the issue.


The Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota is sounding the alarm about crime levels in the state amid a wave of Somali gang violence and a foiled terror plot by an American born to Somali parents.

"I hear a lot of concerns from Minnesotans on the campaign trail about crime, and no matter what form that crime takes, Minnesotans know that they feel under a level of threat that has increased lately here in Minnesota, and in the last week and just today," Michele Tafoya, running as a Republican against Minnesota's Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan, told Fox News Digital on Wednesday. "We saw the arrest of an 18-year-old Somali American citizen to Somali parents arrested for a terrorist -- planning a terrorist attack -- at the Mall of America during a Hmong celebration."

...

The FBI alleges Mohamud had digital communications beginning in December 2024 with a confidential human source he believed was a member of al-Shabaab, a Somali Islamist terror group and offshoot of ISIS.

"I can't wait until I kill kuffar man. October 24 is the day insha Allah," one of the messages said. "Kuffar" is a term used to refer to non-Muslims, and "insha Allah" means "God willing."

The Hmong people are indigenous to Southeast Asia and boast a relatively large population in the United States.

"We have a large Hmong community here in Minnesota as well, and he basically stated that he wanted to take out anyone who was not a Muslim. He also noted that the Mall of America is owned by people who are Jewish," Tafoya said. "And so this was his plan, and thank goodness for the FBI in Minneapolis here and local law enforcement for catching onto this plan and derailing it well in advance. This is a guy who has pledged his allegiance to ISIS. Again, he is of Somalian descent and terror is alive and well and thank God we averted this massive crisis."

...

"And we have had Somali-related -- Somali gang-related -- attacks here locally in our suburbs at a high school football game during homecoming, at a Catholic Church parking lot, at a gas station, and this is all just really started to peak here in the last couple of weeks. So it's undeniable. Our law enforcement here are calling it out as the product of Somali gang violence, and we've got to identify it, and we have to find a way to deal with it."

...

"I don't know how you can legislate that assimilation, but we simply cannot tolerate the level of crime," she said. "We've seen it with fraud here. It's in the paperwork that the Feeding Our Future fraud was largely ... in terms of percentage, probably 98%, Somali people involved in that fraud," she said.

"What I do think is any guests of this country who commits crime should be sent home with no pathway back," she said. "If you're coming here to be a guest of this country or to live in this country you cannot break our laws, and if you're an American, you cannot break our laws, period."

Below, the shootout caught on surveillance cameras.

Imagine living with this.

This "teacher" thinks she knows what the problem is: Somalis just work too hard and so don't have the time to properly raise their feral children.



Yeah, Somalis are famously hard workers:

About 54 percent of Somali-headed households in Minnesota receive food stamps, and 73 percent of Somali households have at least one member on Medicaid. The comparable figures for native households are 7 percent and 18 percent.


Nearly every Somali household with children (89 percent) receives some form of welfare.

Although Somalis have recently been implicated in welfare fraud, any population with poverty rates as high as theirs will qualify for extensive means-tested aid. The best way to reduce immigrant consumption of welfare is not simply to crack down on fraud, but to reduce the number of new arrivals who have low earning power.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:25 PM




Comments

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1 Howdy Ace

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 01:26 PM (W6UZk)

2 What are they called in Somalia?
Tribes?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)

3 You can practically hear the cancers being cured.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 01:26 PM (IUETd)

4 A juxtaposition: watching guys golf while my husband puts up the hurricane door panels.

Posted by: Ann at October 08, 2026 01:27 PM (SHHm+)

5 howdy doof

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2026 01:27 PM (1wjle)

6 They're lousy shots...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 01:27 PM (91qhl)

7 Crack down on new arrivals AND denaturalize and deport.

EMBRACE THE POWER OF ‘AND’!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 01:27 PM (4KUe5)

8 This is the Democrats solution to every problem:

Outlaw talking about the problem.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:29 PM (N1DT3)

9 What are they called in Somalia?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)

Brother or Husband

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 01:29 PM (IUETd)

10 Brofo is the child of a Somali warlord who came here to avoid justice back home.

Its insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

11 >> saying the neighboring communities are "looking for solutions"

It’s called counter battery fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2026 01:29 PM (c9rBD)

12 60 IQ Light Bulb Heads will never be Doctors. Lawyers, maybe.

Posted by: Aptitude Testing For Dummies at October 08, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)

13 The left: It is impossible for illegals to get welfare

Also the left: If you validate citizenship for welfare literally millions of people will starve

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

14 We have a large Hmong community here in Minnesota
-------

You know who else has a large Hmong?

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IUETd)

15 Brain surgeons have gun fights all the time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 01:31 PM (BAWkL)

16 Uh oh. Ace's time machine is back up and running.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

17 If it walks like a duck
Quacks like a duck
And looks like a duck,

It must be a giraffe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2026 01:31 PM (W2Pud)

18 Somalians belong in Somalia.

Posted by: Bob Bop Perono at October 08, 2026 01:31 PM (7Q0e+)

19 The Somali gang members in that video are two of the worst shooters I've ever seen. Zero technical gun skills or proficiency. Looks like two retards having epileptic seizures accidentally shooting guns.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

20 There is nothing "American" about these grifting pirates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 01:31 PM (guGkK)

21 I should move to MN.

It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in Mogadishu.

This could have been prevented, MN.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (hzuYO)

22 From My Mother the Car to My Sister, My wife in two generations.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (EdP2u)

23 Somalian clan warfare.

Posted by: huerfano at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (2Xqig)

24 "Minnesota teacher" says Somalis work too hard in America and that's why the "youth" commit gang shootings

No, this is not AI or a far-right skit

=======

There's a solution to that.

Flee racist, oligarchal, capitalistic shithole America for the utopia that is Somalia.

It's full of Somalians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (1kJuV)

25 We have a large Hmong community here in Minnesota

And when you're with your buddies there, you're hmong friends.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ)

26 My favorite Somali moment was when Nasra Ahmed was complaining that people kept saying being Somalian was just about bananas and rice and then froze up for 20s before noting being Somalian was like bananas and rice

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

27 Doctoring paperwork, Engineering fraud...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (l3cgK)

28 they really should be using the term "tribal" instead of gangs, because that's what this is really all about.

I'd also be looking at these "two-parent families living in 3500 apartments driving beemers" because I guarantee they are hooked into fraud.

Posted by: the dandy at October 08, 2026 01:33 PM (8l8nW)

29 Then: Well if you don't like "big government" why don't you move to Somalia with the crazies there?

Now: Somalians literally built America you know

Posted by: The left at October 08, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

30 Take 50 out of the mix and watch 50 from the remaining 250 take their place.

Seriously, name something legitimate and if vale that come out of Somalia. Not one or two people who have risen above it, such as model Iman or Ayaan Hiram Ali, but something cultural or an industry that Somalia has created.

Math, engineering, business, music, literature — anything that culture and community has fostered that has made the world better??


*No, 101 banger recipes using bananas doesn’t count.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 01:33 PM (4KUe5)

31 oh man what a mess

hopefully midwesterners are waking up?

meanwhile ... rumors on the net are Talafreako had a freakout and is in a rubber room (I mean a really nice one of course, it looks sufficiently like a hotel room when he does video calls with donors)

yeah so that's going well

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 08, 2026 01:33 PM (j+aD2)

32 I had to look up "Borgertpoepping" to see if that name was even real.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 01:33 PM (sDWtc)

33 Sometimes you have to shoot up a few quiet neighborhoods to lock down that neurology board certification, amirite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)

34 with law enforcement recovering nearly 100 casings after a gunfight captured on a resident's surveillance camera -- as officials warn they need help to contain the problem before it escalates.


Roll ICE & start bouncing them outta the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 01:34 PM (k9rrS)

35 They can't hit shit.

Posted by: deer at October 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Q+gd/)

36 I've been ahmong the Hmong and they're no geniuses, either.

Posted by: Mountain Growned Mrs. Olson at October 08, 2026 01:35 PM (EdP2u)

37 They had to leave Somalia because it was full up with skyscrapers, research institutes, universities and music conservatories.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

38 We're going to have to have serious discussion about mass denaturalization and deportation.

We've imported enemies of our entire culture. They will not assimilate. They are actual poison to social cohesiveness.

At this point, we need to deport whole towns, whether or not they are citizens, whether or not they are "natural born".

Either that, or get ready to experience what Lebanon is and has experienced.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:36 PM (N1DT3)

39 I gotta say, if the Somalis start shooting at Hmong, there's a fair chance they'll get shot back at.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 01:36 PM (sDWtc)

40 In fairness it is kind of America/Europe's fault that Somalia is so poor.

See Somalia used to be a fairly powerful empire funded by...slave trading.

And the Americans/Euros made them stop.

So that's totally on us right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

41 36 I've been ahmong the Hmong and they're no geniuses, either.

Posted by: Mountain Growned Mrs. Olson at October 08, 2026 01:35 PM (EdP2u)

At least the Hmong were our allies in Viet-nam. I don't recall the Somalis doing anything but killing each other and pirating ships...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:37 PM (l3cgK)

42 I had to look up "Borgertpoepping" to see if that name was even real.
Posted by: 88C+u

Very Dutch.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

43 The one thing the sheriff it dead on about is using RICO. Everything they do is clannish - family relationships, close or distant, above all else. Find one fraudster/criminal and you will find an entire family network.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 01:37 PM (4KUe5)

44 If only there had been some way to predict all this...

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 01:37 PM (QHYvA)

45 "Minnesota teacher says Somalis work too hard in America and that's why the "youth" commit gang shootings."

That vid is something else. The speaker looks like some new species of demented elephant seal dressed in ratty gypsy quilts from the 1940s.

The epileptic mutants standing behind her are supposed to look like they are interested in and agree with the speaker. But instead, they can't stop fidgeting, looking away, making weird faces, and looking disinterested and not sure why they're even there.

Just a complete dumpster fire all around.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

46 I've been raging on the Lutheran and Catholic 'Charities' bringing these uncivilized savages here rather than ministering to them in their own country and it occurred to me to ask the question...how many of these Somali's converted to Lutheranism or to Catholicism or to any Christian denomination? You know,...in thanks for being 'ministered' to?


I think the answer is probably 0.0%.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 08, 2026 01:38 PM (QSxSN)

47 So that's totally on us right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

I suspect Oman (Muscat / Zanzibar, then) taking over the slave routes also might have shut out the Somali part of the trade.
Luckily for them, piracy also was available.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 01:38 PM (sDWtc)

48 Seems like the kind of situation an enterprising type could take advantage of.

After all, with so many bullets flying, who's to say where any of the ones that might hit the combatants came from?

It'd be sensible, of course, to find out what caliber they generally used.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 08, 2026 01:38 PM (vJrRc)

49 38 We're going to have to have serious discussion about mass denaturalization and deportation.

We've imported enemies of our entire culture. They will not assimilate. They are actual poison to social cohesiveness.

At this point, we need to deport whole towns, whether or not they are citizens, whether or not they are "natural born".

Either that, or get ready to experience what Lebanon is and has experienced.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:36 PM (N1DT3)

=========

Trump 2.0 is leading the largest denaturalization effort in decades. Unfortunately, SCOTUS precedent requires individual court cases through the actual court system for each denaturalization. It's slow and arduous, but Trump is doing everything he can to expand precedent.

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2107271254059233680

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:39 PM (1kJuV)

50 My favorite Somali moment was when Nasra Ahmed was complaining that people kept saying being Somalian was just about bananas and rice and then froze up for 20s before noting being Somalian was like bananas and rice
Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
________

"Meh"

-- Rachel Jeantel

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

51 Minnesota's Attorney General, Keith Ellison is hiding under a rock, hoping that the Republican Party has forgotten all about him. He's the chief instigator and shield for the Somali shenanigans.

Hiding in the shadows, scurrying from tree to tree.

He's also running this year for re-election. Not a peep from the MN MSM. No sirree. Not a mention of his Republican opponent, Ron Schutz, either.

Ron Schutz might not be a political shining star, but by simply breathing makes him the best pick by far.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2026 01:40 PM (rj6Yv)

52 We have a large Hmong community here in Minnesota

And when you're with your buddies there, you're hmong friends.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ)

Of note, the Hmong, the Vietnamese, the Japanese, etc... have all been in the US for some time.

NO ONE has called for their mass deportation. Because they DO have their own culture, but the ARE assimilating.

Many are fiercely patriotic Americans, but love their own history.

That's great. That's the melting pot.

But importing a hostile population, who cannot live by civilized rules, who see outsiders as marks to be grifted, will destroy this country.

Islam is incompatible with the US Constitution and ought to be sufficient justification, BY ITSELF, for deportation and exile.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:40 PM (N1DT3)

53 it occurred to me to ask the question...how many of these Somali's converted to Lutheranism or to Catholicism or to any Christian denomination? You know,...in thanks for being 'ministered' to?

Don't care much for the doctrine but the crackers are good.

Posted by: Somali Refugees at October 08, 2026 01:40 PM (guGkK)

54 The best way to reduce immigrant consumption of welfare is not simply to crack down on fraud, but to reduce the number of new arrivals who have low earning power.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Half right, the other half is send them ALL HOME.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 08, 2026 01:40 PM (NnhvP)

55 Combat engineers and combat doctors.

But mostly combat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 01:40 PM (3cUTc)

56 > They can't hit shit.

They hit plenty of shit, just not the shit they want to hit.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:41 PM (mkw2N)

57 But the Hennepin County DA is a lesbian. I shan't believe that such bad things could happen what with a lesbian DA

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 01:41 PM (t9883)

58 We don't hire police, judges, prison guards and administrators to come up with "new solutions". We hire them to implement the old solutions.

Come up with new solutions on your own dime if they are so great, rather than breaking up the current system.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2026 01:41 PM (uhVAy)

59
Tut tut. A sweetheart. I always kept an eye out for Sandy Duncan.

She is reputed to have a dead-eyed view of events, or so I heard.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2026 01:41 PM (ixS3i)

60 There is no ways on God's green earth that I'd live in a place where 3rd world tribes shoot it out on a nightly basis.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:42 PM (Y4uRa)

61 18 Somalians belong in Somalia.
Posted by: Bob Bop Perono

----------------
Another bleeding heart.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 01:42 PM (QHYvA)

62 off sock

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2026 01:42 PM (5rh/l)

63 32 I had to look up "Borgertpoepping" to see if that name was even real.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 01:33 PM (sDWtc)

Charles Dickens couldn’t even make up names that good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 01:42 PM (6ydKt)

64 *steps out of time machine*

What the fuck?!

Posted by: Ted Baxter at October 08, 2026 01:42 PM (BAWkL)

65 Stop all funding to the immigration resettlement NGOs.

All of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)

66
"Working to hard", eh?

I did a spit-take on that. Parents who actually are working hard don't have time to put up with bullshit like this. Indeed, hard work in general greatly reduces the tolerance for bull shit like "root causes" and all that nonsense.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 01:43 PM (w6EFb)

67 But importing a hostile population, who cannot live by civilized rules, who see outsiders as marks to be grifted, will destroy this country.

Islam is incompatible with the US Constitution and ought to be sufficient justification, BY ITSELF, for deportation and exile.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:40 PM (N1DT3)
___

Concur.

In the meantime...buy ammo.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:43 PM (Y4uRa)

68 Trump 2.0 is leading the largest denaturalization effort in decades. Unfortunately, SCOTUS precedent requires individual court cases through the actual court system for each denaturalization. It's slow and arduous, but Trump is doing everything he can to expand precedent.

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2107271254059233680
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:39 PM (1kJuV)

That's great, and our system was designed to do things slowly...

I can only pray it will be enough and in time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)

69 They can't hit shit.

They hit plenty of shit, just not the shit they want to hit.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:41 PM (mkw2N)


Do they like hold their guns sideways?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (QSxSN)

70 The patriarch of my family came here legally and alone when he was 15 years old. He never took a dime from anyone, except his parents who paid for his voyage. He did every job possible to eat and live. He had little formal education, but was an avid reader. He felt that education was a gateway to the better life that America was offering. His books were on everything from how to work cement, engineering, plumbing to classic literature which he learned to love. He had a scar on his head where a foreman hit him with a wrench. The reason? He figured out how to make a piece on a lathe where he could manufacture numerous pieces at one time. He was getting paid by the piece, so that allowed him to make more money. The foreman didn’t like that he made more than him, so he tried to kill him with a wrench. His children all went to college in an age when few didn’t. He paid for it all, and the children helped supplement it by working. That’s after most of them also served the country. In the end, he felt that being productive, making a contribution and raising a good family who would love and support the country was the best thing he could do to show his gratefulness. That’s how it’s done.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (c9rBD)

71 Yeah, Somalis are famously hard workers:
___________________________

You think fraud and extortion is easy? First you have to make up all the names of the recipients of Federal assistance. And, trust me, Somali names are hard to create. Way to many consonants. Then there is the pot of gold you are attempting to rob. You need to focus on a specific entitlement. You can't just send in an application requesting pot luck. There's hardly any time to go car shopping.

Seriously, for a second. Imagine being a level headed, fair minded conservative living in one of rural areas of Minnesota witnessing all this asinine nonsense. I'd be fit to be tied. Hell, I'm pissed off at the waste of my taxes on behalf of these opportunistic "fraud gypsies®", and I live nearly 1,500 miles away.

Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (dIske)

72 They can have my Somalis when they can pry them from my cold dead hands!

- Minnesota politicians

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (ndZc7)

73 The Hmong are kinda weird but they're generally no fans of commie butchery. They were helpful to the USA in the Vietnam war. Many emigrated here legally after the war.

Plus, there was this hot Hmong girl ....

I'd take a Hmong over a Somali any day of the week and 7 billion times on Sunday.

Hell, I'd take an infestation of radioactive cockroaches who spit acid and crawl up your ass over a Somali.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

74 About 54 percent of Somali-headed households in Minnesota receive food stamps, and 73 percent of Somali households have at least one member on Medicaid. The comparable figures for native households are 7 percent and 18 percent.

Nearly every Somali household with children (89 percent) receives some form of welfare.
___

Yeah, they work so, so hard.

As someone said, you can have open borders, or you can have welfare.

Can't have both.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (Y4uRa)

75 Do they like hold their guns sideways?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above

It comes in the box that way.

Posted by: Ted Baxter at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (BAWkL)

76 The Hmong actually provided valuable intelligence services to the US Army in Southeast Asia and this made them a target for retribution once the communists gained control. They earned their ticket here.

Unlike Somalis, who are just grifting parasites.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (guGkK)

77 68 That's great, and our system was designed to do things slowly...

I can only pray it will be enough and in time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)

=======

Our modern immigration problems started in the 1960s.

They were never going to be fixed in one presidential term, much less the first half of one presidential term.

The Overton Window has materially shifted against immigration, though, which opens up the window to continue the deportation operation after Trump leaves.

Republicans have to win elections, essentially.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (1kJuV)

78 Trump 2.0 is leading the largest denaturalization effort in decades. Unfortunately, SCOTUS precedent requires individual court cases through the actual court system for each denaturalization. It's slow and arduous, but Trump is doing everything he can to expand precedent.

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2107271254059233680
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:39 PM (1kJuV)

That's great, and our system was designed to do things slowly...

I can only pray it will be enough and in time.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)

(I say that because if it ISN'T enough or in time, the result is civil war, insurgency, blood, and death. Because that's what our rulers imported into our nation, once they hit sufficient numbers to support the offensive- I think it's about 10% where the mohammedans get massively violent.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (N1DT3)

79 USDOL is spending MicroSoft and Adobe and other companies from the permanent visa program!

Whoa

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (4KUe5)

80
people's indulgence of endless migrant crime begins to run out.

And those people are what they call racists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

81
"We need more people focused on this problem. Because 50 kids in this 300 need to go to jail, 25 need to be prosecuted by the feds for RICO and and another 25 need to be prosecuted at the local level. Take 50 of the most active out of the mix, and we will see dramatic changes," he said.

No, you need to round up all 300 (and another 10 each for siblings and others so inclined), bundle them into choppers, and fly them back to SkinnyLand. That the choppers will become short of fuel and have to drop their passengers off in mid flight will be a minor, but necessary tragedy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2026 01:46 PM (ixS3i)

82 Hell, I'd take an infestation of radioactive cockroaches who spit acid and crawl up your ass over a Somali.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

A tickler!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 08, 2026 01:46 PM (BAWkL)

83 There is no ways on God's green earth that I'd live in a place where 3rd world tribes shoot it out on a nightly basis.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

Don't you live in Utah? I hear the Tongan gangs in SLC are shooting at each other pretty regularly.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:46 PM (mkw2N)

84 Hell, I'd take an infestation of radioactive cockroaches who spit acid and crawl up your ass over a Somali.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

I had one crawl up my ass and THEN spit acid...
- J. Talarico, still in Urgent Care, 11 days later

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 01:47 PM (gLYp7)

85 Hmong are doing much better than Somalis in Minnesota, but our new Hmong mayor in Saint Paul has been in trouble because she was sexually harassing our police chief.

Posted by: Dave at October 08, 2026 01:47 PM (sbsMc)

86 Remember the guy from the George Floyd arrest, Derek Chauvin, who the FNM told us was rayciss?

He married a Hmong woman and adopted her kid too

But obviously he was a big white supremacist.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

87 The truly funny thing is that white Minnesota leftists honestly think that the Somalis wouldn't kill them in a second if they took complete control

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 01:47 PM (t9883)

88
Hell, I'd take an infestation of radioactive cockroaches who spit acid and crawl up your ass over a Somali.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

I would too!

Posted by: James Talarico at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)

89 How many Somalis does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question: Somali light bulbs are their heads.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (UjdFS)

90 That's great, and our system was designed to do things slowly...

I can only pray it will be enough and in time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (N1DT3)


If only the process of bringing in these civilization destroying savages happened as slowly. But it doesn't so our design to do things slowly - laudable in most instances - is very harmful if not suicidal in this one.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (QSxSN)

91 Bukele would tell you how to deal with Somalis.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ48h)

92 As someone said, you can have open borders, or you can have welfare.

Can't have both.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (Y4uRa)

At least not for long, as your economy shatters.

Posted by: James Talarico at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)

93 I'd trade every Somali for 10 Kenyans or Zimbabweyans.

If we are going to take an endless stream of Africans, can we at least take Africans that are worth a damn?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2026 01:49 PM (XV/Pl)

94 Don't you live in Utah? I hear the Tongan gangs in SLC are shooting at each other pretty regularly.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:46 PM (mkw2N)
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No.

Missouri. The Ozarks.
No gang shootings in my AO.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:49 PM (Y4uRa)

95 You want to know what most of Somalia is like? Look at that video. The shooting posture is even the same. You just need to throw in some goats and more garbage strewn around.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2026 01:49 PM (c9rBD)

96 We went through a massive pro-immigration push in the late 19th century. It lasted from the Civil War until the 1920s with the passing of the Immigration Act of 1924 that essentially cut off immigrants from America completely. It lasted until the Kennedys.

In that late 19th, early 20th century time, immigrants also didn't assimilate. They created ethnic enclaves, mostly in cities, and became voting blocs. Italians, Polish, Chinese, they refused to learn English, were heavily insular, and caused massive problems in labor and public safety, creating a slowly building backlash that led to that 1924 act.

It took literally decades, but the Overton Window did eventually shift to the point where Congress would pass it and Coolidge would sign it.

We won't get our version of the 1924 act under Trump, but we could get it in the next decade if things keep moving our direction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:50 PM (1kJuV)

97 At least not for long, as your economy shatters.
Posted by: James Talarico at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)
___

And yet, you're still a commie.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:50 PM (Y4uRa)

98 94 Don't you live in Utah? I hear the Tongan gangs in SLC are shooting at each other pretty regularly.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:46 PM (mkw2N)
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No.

Missouri. The Ozarks.
No gang shootings in my AO.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:49 PM (Y4uRa)

And the residents aren't shooting back?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:50 PM (l3cgK)

99 Republicans have to win elections, essentially.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (1kJuV)

Necessary, but not sufficient, because a lot of "Republicans" have pushed this mass replacement.

We need the RIGHT Republicans to win elections. (Not that you don't know that, but I wanted to clarify.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:50 PM (N1DT3)

100
ROFL. Barky is a suffering a worker's revolt at his Death Star Skeletor castle of a presidential library:

https://t.ly/yqhte

They are unionizing. Oppressive working conditions and high turnover rate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (w6EFb)

101 Please not tribes nor gangs, Lutheran Social Service Youth Group and Profit Centre.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (bX16E)

102 At least not for long, as your economy shatters.
Posted by: James Talarico at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)
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And yet, you're still a commie.
Posted by: SMH

Heh. Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

103 The Hmongs I knew were very tribal and we do not need, nor should we allow any tribal allegiance in the country.

And they were all scamming, usually the government. I think most tribal clans do that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (QHYvA)

104 I'd trade every Somali for 10 Kenyans or Zimbabweyans.

If we are going to take an endless stream of Africans, can we at least take Africans that are worth a damn?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I get it. However, I am done with all immigration for a while. These fuckheads ruined it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (BAWkL)

105 90 If only the process of bringing in these civilization destroying savages happened as slowly. But it doesn't so our design to do things slowly - laudable in most instances - is very harmful if not suicidal in this one.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 08, 2026 01:48 PM (QSxSN)

=========

Deportations of illegals is easier, requires just an administrative hearing with an immigration judge (who are all executive employees, not judicial employees) and happen fairly quickly. The due process is short and sweet, and most sign waivers to just leave once caught.

It's the naturalized ones who have longer issues. The ones who did go through the process of naturalization, as compromised as it's been over the last few decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (1kJuV)

106 > Missouri. The Ozarks.
No gang shootings in my AO.

Oh, nice. My mistake.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (mkw2N)

107 100
ROFL. Barky is a suffering a worker's revolt at his Death Star Skeletor castle of a presidential library:

https://t.ly/yqhte

They are unionizing. Oppressive working conditions and high turnover rate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (w6EFb)

They wouldn't even hire Obama at the Uranus fudge packing factory ...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:52 PM (l3cgK)

108
60 IQ Light Bulb Heads will never be Doctors. Lawyers, maybe.
Posted by: Aptitude Testing For Dummies

This, despite their well known aptitude for lerning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2026 01:52 PM (ixS3i)

109 lol
DM: Embarrassing blow for Barack Obama as workers at his 'death star' presidential center are already so fed up they're leaving in droves... as stern letter is released

https://tinyurl.com/b7858bdt

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2026 01:52 PM (UjdFS)

110 We have the opportunity to fix it,"

Probably not in the way this government giraffe believes...

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 01:52 PM (pfXMo)

111
Yes, unleash the sternly worded letters.

That will handle the Somali problem too, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 01:53 PM (w6EFb)

112 85 Hmong are doing much better than Somalis in Minnesota, but our new Hmong mayor in Saint Paul has been in trouble because she was sexually harassing our police chief.
Posted by: Dave at October 08, 2026 01:47 PM (sbsMc)

There is/was a large Hmong population in western NC.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2026 01:53 PM (N39Ws)

113 And the residents aren't shooting back?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:50 PM (l3cgK)
___

My next door neighbor, so to speak (lives a half mile away), besides my daughter and her family, is a Missouri State trooper and his family.

We really have no reason to be shooting at each other.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:54 PM (Y4uRa)

114 104 I'd trade every Somali for 10 Kenyans or Zimbabweyans.

If we are going to take an endless stream of Africans, can we at least take Africans that are worth a damn?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I get it. However, I am done with all immigration for a while. These fuckheads ruined it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (BAWkL)

I'm all for taking in South African farmers...true asylum seekers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:54 PM (l3cgK)

115
Barack Obama is facing a fresh humiliation at his 'eyesore' presidential center with workers slamming the project's bosses and moving to unionize just months after it opened.

Scratch a community activist and you'll find a capitalist oppressor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2026 01:54 PM (ixS3i)

116 99 Republicans have to win elections, essentially.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:45 PM (1kJuV)

Necessary, but not sufficient, because a lot of "Republicans" have pushed this mass replacement.

We need the RIGHT Republicans to win elections. (Not that you don't know that, but I wanted to clarify.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 01:50 PM (N1DT3)

=======

Indiana senator Todd Young, noted RINO, was saying wholesale anti-immigrant things in the last year.

That wouldn't have happened just 4 years ago.

Party leadership and the heir apparent is fully on the anti-immigration train (not just anti-illegal, just anti-legal), and it's now a death sentence to be pro-immigration in Republican national politics except in the smallest of exceptions.

All those GOP House members who sign onto amnesty legislation every Congress that never even gets brought up for a vote? They all voted for the OBBB which tripled ICE's funding and created the deportation machine of today, fully appropriated through 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 01:54 PM (1kJuV)

117 Oops
Guess I wasn't the first to get a laugh out of the B.O. Library news.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2026 01:55 PM (UjdFS)

118 108
60 IQ Light Bulb Heads will never be Doctors. Lawyers, maybe.
Posted by: Aptitude Testing For Dummies

This, despite their well known aptitude for lerning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2026 01:52 PM (ixS3i)

As I wrote above,
They're good at doctoring paperwork and engineering fraud.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

119 Oh, nice. My mistake.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:51 PM (mkw2N)
___

Heh, it's all good.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:55 PM (Y4uRa)

120 I am done with all immigration for a while."

"I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

/ yeah, sure.

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 01:55 PM (pfXMo)

121 A Somali Tiger.

https://tinyurl.com/mun88td8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 01:55 PM (ndZc7)

122 I'm all for taking in South African farmers...true asylum seekers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:54 PM (l3cgK)
___

And farmers are needed.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:56 PM (Y4uRa)

123 The Hmongs I knew were very tribal and we do not need, nor should we allow any tribal allegiance in the country.

And they were all scamming, usually the government. I think most tribal clans do that.


The only tribal allegiance I'll acknowledge is The American Tribe. If you don't want to assimilate and accept its values, then GTFO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 08, 2026 01:56 PM (QSxSN)

124 104 I'd trade every Somali for 10 Kenyans or Zimbabweyans.

If we are going to take an endless stream of Africans, can we at least take Africans that are worth a damn?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
_________________________

I bet I could change your mind with a simple "field trip" to France. Every single domicile they used for Kenyans, Zimbabweans, Nigerians...etc. used to have grass lawns outside them. Today, however, they are so covered with trash, you can't even see the grass. This is a result of their locations of origin not having sanitation services...as a result, everything (AND I MEAN EVERYTHING) is thrown out the window or patio door (rotting food, used diapers, unused furniture, paper, wrappers, containers....everything).

Posted by: Orson at October 08, 2026 01:56 PM (dIske)

125 109 lol
DM: Embarrassing blow for Barack Obama as workers at his 'death star' presidential center are already so fed up they're leaving in droves... as stern letter is released

https://tinyurl.com/b7858bdt
Posted by: wth at October 08, 2026 01:52 PM (UjdFS)

In the article, they show the statues of Barack and Michelle (Big Mike). Not very realistic. Big Mike has no bulge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2026 01:56 PM (N39Ws)

126 113 And the residents aren't shooting back?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:50 PM (l3cgK)
___

My next door neighbor, so to speak (lives a half mile away), besides my daughter and her family, is a Missouri State trooper and his family.

We really have no reason to be shooting at each other.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:54 PM (Y4uRa)

My comment was in reference to Tongan gang shootings...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:56 PM (l3cgK)

127 The Hmong are apparently very horny.
That St. Paul mayor who wants to use her police chief as her personal sex toy is one example but for a few months there during the ICE takeover of Minneapolis last year every other arrest was a Hmong guy wanted for child sex assault.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 01:57 PM (6ydKt)

128 Obama doesn't give two shits and he's definitely not "embarrassed".

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 01:57 PM (IUETd)

129 because a lot of "Republicans" have pushed this mass replacement."

All business numbers must always increase. Always. Bring in more!

/ your Chamber of Commerce

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 01:57 PM (pfXMo)

130 "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."
___

I thought this was gay as a kid.

The intervening decades have not changed my POV.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:58 PM (Y4uRa)

131 Actress Brenda Song has a Hmong father...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:58 PM (l3cgK)

132 This is very interesting. Will it go anywhere? Maybe. I would think this rancid thundercunt would be low-hanging fruit and easy to nail to the wall, but who knows.


DOJ Seeking Criminal Indictment Of Cassidy Hutchinson Over Jan. 6 Testimony

The Department of Justice is reportedly seeking criminal charges against Cassidy Hutchinson, the former Trump White House aide whose explosive Jan. 6 testimony came under scrutiny after Secret Service witnesses disputed one of her most dramatic accounts.

Federal prosecutors are seeking an indictment against Hutchinson for allegedly lying to Congress about President Donald Trump’s actions during the Jan. 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol, according to Punchbowl News’ Laura Weiss.

The DOJ’s Civil Rights Division presented evidence to a federal grand jury Tuesday and plans to introduce additional witnesses and evidence later this month, Weiss reported on X, citing anonymous sources familiar with the matter.

https://tinyurl.com/es6an3rd

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

133 > My comment was in reference to Tongan gang shootings...

Much of SLC ranges from squishy left to hard left. The good old farm boys of Utah are armed to the teeth and would shoot back, but not the SLC marshmallows.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 01:59 PM (mkw2N)

134 I thought this was gay as a kid.

The intervening decades have not changed my POV.
Posted by: SMH

We sang it in choir in elementary school.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

135 My comment was in reference to Tongan gang shootings...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:56 PM (l3cgK)
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Oops.
My bad.

Tongans shooting each other up isn't good.

Are they better shots than Somalis?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 01:59 PM (Y4uRa)

136 Actress Brenda Song has a Hmong father...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Is he well Hmong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 01:59 PM (ndZc7)

137 131 Actress Brenda Song has a Hmong father...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 01:58 PM (l3cgK)

Apparently she has a couple of children with Macauley Culkin...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:00 PM (l3cgK)

138 'death star' presidential center

I'd have said "Orion Rocket To Uranus" but, I'm not Adam, they don't let me name things

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 02:00 PM (sDWtc)

139 >> Though you search for your enemies, you will not find them. Those who wage war against you will be as nothing at all.”

Isaiah 41:12

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2026 02:00 PM (c9rBD)

140 Twink in pink crocs asks for a photo with Drew Pavlou, and does a countdown before hitting Pavlou with a weak sucker punch to the stomach.

Pavlou shoves the twink's head, then bitch slaps him.

http://tiny.cc/kbsb101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 02:01 PM (mkw2N)

141 We sang it in choir in elementary school.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)
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I sang Tiny Bubbles in the fifth grade, after having just moved to Hawaii.

Just as gay, if not gayer.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 02:01 PM (Y4uRa)

142 I thought the Salt Lake City Marshmallows were the hockey team.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 02:01 PM (guGkK)

143 Though you search for your enemies, you will not find them. Those who wage war against you will be as nothing at all.”

Isaiah 41:12
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2026 02:00 PM (c9rBD)
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Amen!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 02:02 PM (Y4uRa)

144 Didn’t know Tongs were such a problem in Utah.
There’s only so much salad to go around, I guess.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:02 PM (6ydKt)

145 Didn’t know Tongs were such a problem in Utah.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

They seldom trust anyone who isn't completely Chinese.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

146 Apparently she has a couple of children with Macauley Culkin..."

So he wasn't... Home Alone?

*ducks

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 02:03 PM (pfXMo)

147 Twink in pink crocs asks for a photo with Drew Pavlou, and does a countdown before hitting Pavlou with a weak sucker punch to the stomach.

Pavlou shoves the twink's head, then bitch slaps him.

http://tiny.cc/kbsb101
Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 02:01 PM (mkw2N)
______

Your words, they are in English, but I have no idea who these people are

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

148 144 Didn’t know Tongs were such a problem in Utah.
There’s only so much salad to go around, I guess.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:02 PM (6ydKt)

"Tongs in Thongs" would probably not be a kids show, unless they were cross-dressing trannies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK)

149 100 shots. 1 injured. Dayumm boyz you deserve to be deported.

Posted by: Chicago Latin Kings at October 08, 2026 02:03 PM (wGerL)

150 I sang Tiny Bubbles in the fifth grade, after having just moved to Hawaii.

Just as gay, if not gayer.
Posted by: SMH

Don Homo

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)

151 Who's side is Jesus on?

CBS News
@CBSNews
The U.S. Senate candidates in Texas could hardly be more different: James Talarico, a former seminarian turned Democratic state lawmaker who speaks in calm cadences about love and empathy, and Ken Paxton, the pugnacious Republican state attorney general who speaks about a refusal to compromise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:05 PM (ndZc7)

152 149 100 shots. 1 injured. Dayumm boyz you deserve to be deported.

Posted by: Chicago Latin Kings at October 08, 2026 02:03 PM (wGerL)

Wadda 'bout it?

Posted by: NYC Police at October 08, 2026 02:05 PM (l3cgK)

153 There shouldn't be a single Somalian in the U.S.
Not one.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 08, 2026 02:05 PM (RaFl0)

154 151 Who's side is Jesus on?

CBS News
@CBSNews
The U.S. Senate candidates in Texas could hardly be more different: James Talarico, a former seminarian turned Democratic state lawmaker who speaks in calm cadences about love and empathy, and Ken Paxton, the pugnacious Republican state attorney general who speaks about a refusal to compromise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:05 PM (ndZc7)

========

"We'll compromise. We'll cut off all the kids' dicks, and you'll stop complaining about it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 02:05 PM (1kJuV)

155 @132 , oh no Madison Cornbread might be indicted? Get hurt to tell the nation who put her up to lying (Liz Cheney) and then indict that person for suborning perjury

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:06 PM (t9883)

156 151 Who's side is Jesus on?

CBS News
@CBSNews
The U.S. Senate candidates in Texas could hardly be more different: James Talarico, a former seminarian turned Democratic state lawmaker who speaks in calm cadences about love and empathy, and Ken Paxton, the pugnacious Republican state attorney general who speaks about a refusal to compromise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:05 PM (ndZc7)

I had a Mexican man named Jesús come by wanting to do yard work...handed me his card...turned out he also did carpentry.

Posted by: NYC Police at October 08, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)

157 Jackson2244 @PatriotWoman22
That makes six family members of ILHAN WHO ARE CRIMINALS BECAUSE HER NEPHEW JUST GOT ARRESTED TOO

tinyurl.com/42k3ax4z
I should add that the nephew gangbanger up and tells the (Somali) cops that if they were Majerteen tribals like the Omar crime family, he'd not have to be answering their stupid questions.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 02:06 PM (sDWtc)

158 155 @132 , oh no Madison Cornbread might be indicted? Get hurt to tell the nation who put her up to lying (Liz Cheney) and then indict that person for suborning perjury

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:06 PM (t9883)

Madison Cornbread, but did she use buttermilk in her recipe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:07 PM (l3cgK)

159 We can just teach them what sights are. That will thin down the numbers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 08, 2026 02:07 PM (WXktp)

160 Just as gay, if not gayer."

As gay as The 59th Street Bridge Song performed by Liberace?

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 02:07 PM (pfXMo)

161 Talarico is a seminarian. Yup he likes semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:07 PM (t9883)

162 I have some pre-2000 Minneapolis experience. The Hmong then were nearly as grifty as the Somalis are now, there just was no Nick Shirley to show everyone the Learing Center.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

163 It's damn John Wayne's fault!

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 OMG, you can't make this up. A Somali "leader" is now saying AMERICAN culture and way of life is the reason for Somali gangs SH00TING UP communities in Minnesota

He wants us to stop attacking Somalis and focus on American culture instead.

WHAT A JOKE!

"This is not a Somali problem."

"Those are also American youth, born and raised all here, educated here, and grew up in our communities."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (ndZc7)

164 Where on earth do people get the idea that Jesus was never confrontational or angry? Didn't actually read the Bible?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (JrHfD)

165 161 Talarico is a seminarian. Yup he likes semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:07 PM (t9883)

semenarian...off by one letter...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (l3cgK)

166 This story is one of the items I think is going to surprise the left next month.

Just one of those that they didn't think was a big deal because they thought they buried it.
That and the fraud.
But the voting public knows.

I bet they're off by close to 5% in the MN polls.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (3cUTc)

167 163 It's damn John Wayne's fault!

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 OMG, you can't make this up. A Somali "leader" is now saying AMERICAN culture and way of life is the reason for Somali gangs SH00TING UP communities in Minnesota

He wants us to stop attacking Somalis and focus on American culture instead.

WHAT A JOKE!

"This is not a Somali problem."

"Those are also American youth, born and raised all here, educated here, and grew up in our communities."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (ndZc7)

=======

America sounds awful. They should flee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (1kJuV)

168 Wasn’t it the NYPD that had that shootout with some bad guys in the street several years back and fired like a hundred shots and never hit the targets, only a few innocent bystanders?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:09 PM (6ydKt)

169 164 Where on earth do people get the idea that Jesus was never confrontational or angry? Didn't actually read the Bible?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (JrHfD)

Yes, that's most of it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:09 PM (l3cgK)

170 We can just teach them what sights are. "

Obviously never been to sub Saharan Africa. You ain't teaching them....shiite.

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 02:09 PM (pfXMo)

171 Where on earth do people get the idea that Jesus was never confrontational or angry? Didn't actually read the Bible?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The wimpification of Jesus has been going on for a long time. Drives me crazy.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

172 Tongs are a Chinese gang.
Tongans are from Tonga, a small island in Polynesia. SLC has a big problem with Tongan gangs.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (mkw2N)

173 GI toilet paper is like John Wayne: Rough, Tough, and doesn't take sh*t from anybody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (l3cgK)

174 169 164 Where on earth do people get the idea that Jesus was never confrontational or angry? Didn't actually read the Bible?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 02:08 PM (JrHfD)

Yes, that's most of it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:09 PM (l3cgK)

He certainly had some issues with the money changers at the Temple.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (6ydKt)

175 Why, he's twice the man Reagan was!

Chris Christie compares himself to Reagan as he considers third run for president

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (ndZc7)

176 A Somali "leader" is now saying AMERICAN culture and way of life is the reason for Somali gangs SH00TING UP communities in Minnesota

There are no guns in Somalia? That would make "Black Hawk Down" a pretty short movie then.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (2ocoG)

177 175 Why, he's twice the man Reagan was!

Chris Christie compares himself to Reagan as he considers third run for president

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (ndZc7)

Well, Crispy Creme was quite massive...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:11 PM (l3cgK)

178 Somalia is a peaceful nation. No violence whatsoever. Which is amazing given the average Somali has the IQ of a radish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:11 PM (t9883)

179 I'm waiting for reports of cannibalism.

Posted by: torabora at October 08, 2026 02:11 PM (fsQJX)

180 He certainly had some issues with the money changers at the Temple.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (6ydKt)

But he gets us!

Posted by: sportsball ads at October 08, 2026 02:12 PM (sDWtc)

181 176 A Somali "leader" is now saying AMERICAN culture and way of life is the reason for Somali gangs SH00TING UP communities in Minnesota

There are no guns in Somalia? That would make "Black Hawk Down" a pretty short movie then.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (2ocoG)

As well as "Captain Phillips"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

182 Chris Christie compares himself to Reagan as he considers third run for president
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Somewhere, an ottoman is missing its lardass.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

183 I saw Daniel Borgertpoepping open up for Engelbert Humperdinck and Yngwie Malmsteen at the Hollywood Bowl in September '86!

Posted by: I Stand With No One at October 08, 2026 02:13 PM (cUrpM)

184
The largest employer in Somalia is "Unemployed".

Posted by: Brick at October 08, 2026 02:13 PM (OkYzo)

185 Christie doesn't run for president so much as waddle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:13 PM (t9883)

186 2026: Minnesota's Last Chance.

Posted by: Apres Walz at October 08, 2026 02:13 PM (Ovx+P)

187
You know where Somalis won't find terrible American culture?

In Somalia.

Send'em all back.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 02:14 PM (YSUhf)

188 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
"Minnesota teacher" says Somalis work too hard in America and that's why the "youth" commit gang shootings

No, this is not AI or a far-right skit
-----

Every.single.one. in that video deserves to be deported. And no, I don't care if any of them were born here 40 years ago. They aren't Americans.

Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2026 02:14 PM (TN0g+)

189 Christie doesn't run for president so much as waddle

He can pick Katy Stout as his VP, that would be a candidacy that could actually tip over Guam.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2026 02:15 PM (2ocoG)

190 spokesman Daniel Borgertpoepping...
=====

Bro, you're in the wrong job.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

191 i don’t think Christie is running for president sp much as he’s running for some free food paid for by his campaign until he comes in tenth place in Iowa.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:15 PM (6ydKt)

192 185 Christie doesn't run for president so much as waddle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:13 PM (t9883)

Leave the man alone...he's on a roll.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:15 PM (l3cgK)

193 spokesman Daniel Borgertpoepping...
=====

Bro, you're in the wrong job.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Should be in pron?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

194 Why, he's twice the man Reagan was!

Chris Christie compares himself to Reagan"

Three times... at least.

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 02:16 PM (pfXMo)

195 >>> Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2026 01:44 PM (c9rBD)

This is awesome.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 02:16 PM (3mtzY)

196 "We saw the arrest of an 18-year-old Somali American citizen to Somali parents arrested for a terrorist -- planning a terrorist attack -- at the Mall of America during a Hmong celebration."
=====

As long as those parents walk free, this will happen again and again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 02:16 PM (RIvkX)

197 The largest employer in Somalia is "Unemployed".
Posted by: Brick

Goat pimps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 02:18 PM (BAWkL)

198 I've been raging on the Lutheran and Catholic 'Charities' bringing these uncivilized savages here...
-----

I know the "charities" have Lutheran and Catholic in their names, but names can be misleading. I don't believe much Lutheran Church Missouri Synod money is flowing that direction, and I don't know that the Holy Roman Catholic Church is funding much of that either (not that the Pope isn't spectacularly wrong on the issue).

Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2026 02:18 PM (TN0g+)

199 Start filling up C130s with lightbulb heads and dropping them into the ocean. Preferably in shark infested waters, circle back, fill em up again. Repeat until purged.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2026 02:18 PM (W2Pud)

200 Should be in pron?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)
====

Same as politics

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 02:18 PM (RIvkX)

201 "Minnesota teacher says Somalis work too hard in America and that's why the "youth" commit gang shootings."

If they were working hard they'd have neither the time nor the energy to do gang stuff.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 08, 2026 02:19 PM (vJrRc)

202 Who's side is Jesus on?
Cadillac.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 08, 2026 02:20 PM (o+/sW)

203 "We'll compromise. We'll cut off all the kids' dicks, and you'll stop complaining about it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 02:05 PM (1kJuV)

I'd offer that as the compromise position to deporting them all.

But we have to tie the tubes of the women birthing persons, as well.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 02:20 PM (N1DT3)

204 Well-armed and easily angered, Ace.

Posted by: GWB at October 08, 2026 02:21 PM (kU0PQ)

205 I'd offer that as the compromise position to deporting them all.

But we have to tie the tubes of the women birthing persons, as well.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Nope. I want them gone. Vamos!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2026 02:21 PM (W2Pud)

206 Somalis are kind of hideous.

That gene pool needs some cleaning out, and by cleaning out, I mean injection of better genes.

But not American genes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 08, 2026 02:22 PM (iOpI2)

207
https://tinyurl.com/es6an3rd
Posted by: Elric The Blade

===============

FINALLY, something like that even gets looked at. Just stunning how these people have been able to lie their way through courts and hearings and pay no price whatsoever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XJ22o)

208 FINALLY, something like that even gets looked at. Just stunning how these people have been able to lie their way through courts and hearings and pay no price whatsoever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XJ22o)

Our legal system has been designed to protect leftists and attack the right.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 02:24 PM (N1DT3)

209 "Roseanne Barr has finally landed a major comeback role more than eight years after her self-titled sitcom was canceled over an offensive social media post.

According to Page Six Hollywood, the controversial comedian, 73, will headline her own comedy series called Meemaw alongside a slew of other right-leaning stars.

The cast includes Sopranos actress Drea de Matteo, actors Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz, and comedian Tony Hinchcliffe.."

*"offensive posts"..."controversial comedian"...what a bunch of pooshies ...

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 02:24 PM (AKptf)

210 >>> 175 Why, he's twice the man Reagan was!

Chris Christie compares himself to Reagan as he considers third run for president
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 02:10 PM (ndZc7)

Yeah, I don't think there's going to be any running if Christie is involved.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 02:24 PM (3mtzY)

211
>>"Minnesota teacher says Somalis work too hard in America and that's why the "youth" commit gang shootings."

================

Are we even sure she said that? I've watched these Somalis defend themselves at press conferences and all I can get is "in there" "go up" "they say bad" "racist" "our kids" "no care" in barely comprehensible accents.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:25 PM (XJ22o)

212 https://tinyurl.com/es6an3rd
Posted by: Elric The Blade

===============

FINALLY, something like that even gets looked at. Just stunning how these people have been able to lie their way through courts and hearings and pay no price whatsoever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XJ22o)
_________

They never thought they'd ever see another Trump presidency and thus thought they'd get a pass from Democrap law enforcement no matter what they did.

Surprise! Trump's election in 2024 is among the single most significant events in our nation's history. Not joking. Imagine what the country would be like if Kamala won in 2024. [Shudders] [Vomits]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

213 Chris Christie still thinks anyone wants him as President?

What a maroon.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (iOpI2)

214
Our legal system has been designed to protect leftists and attack the right.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

==============

I was thinking more to protect people with "legal" or "law" in their job titles.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (XJ22o)

215 Ed Morrissey
@EdMorrissey
As of this morning, Talarico's campaign schedule does not have a single event for the candidate planned before the election. That's not the "flu," that's the "fled."

Posted by: Crusader at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+)

216 Add Justine Bateman and you have a winner!

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (AKptf)

217 If this weren't Little Mogadishu, and, say, Corsicana, TX, there would have been 200 casings.

But 100 of those would have been policed up and placed into reloading bins. And there would have been a bunch of "Somali Gang"-belonging bodies scattered about. And brisket waiting for the responding police officers, with cold iced tea.

Posted by: GWB at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (kU0PQ)

218 Are we even sure she said that? I've watched these Somalis defend themselves at press conferences and all I can get is "in there" "go up" "they say bad" "racist" "our kids" "no care" in barely comprehensible accents.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:25 PM (XJ22o)

“Bananas and rice”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (6ydKt)

219 213 Chris Christie still thinks anyone wants him as President?

What a maroon.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (iOpI2)

Waddles slower than a lame-dick duck...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (l3cgK)

220 The Blade, he is off to Comic Con ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

221 I was thinking more to protect people with "legal" or "law" in their job titles.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (XJ22o)

I thought that too. And then they went after Trump's lawyers.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (N1DT3)

222 >> This is awesome.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 02:16 PM (3mtzY)

Thank you. I forgot to add he also paid his parents back the money they gave him for the voyage, and eventually paid for their house in Italy. He was able to do that by starting a business that became successful. He never forgot that America gave him that opportunity.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (yurXG)

223 220 The Blade, he is off to Comic Con ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

Dressed as himself...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (l3cgK)

224 >>> 213 Chris Christie still thinks anyone wants him as President?

What a maroon.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 08, 2026 02:26 PM (iOpI2)

He'll probably hire a family member for his advertising and pay them with campaign funds.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (3mtzY)

225 The Blade, he is off to Comic Con ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

in costume ? okay...

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (AKptf)

226 The Blade, he is off to Comic Con ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

Ah, that's why Ace hasn't posted yet. He was waiting you out.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2026 02:28 PM (N1DT3)

227 209 "Roseanne Barr has finally landed a major comeback role more than eight years after her self-titled sitcom was canceled over an offensive social media post.

What was the "offensive" social media post?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 02:28 PM (JrHfD)

228 The Blade, he is off to Comic Con ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And, thus, the Blade confirms his gayness.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

229 People are putting out "Missing" flyers in Texas with Talarico 's face on it. A reporter named Sara Gonzalez says she has info but needs confirmation as to where he is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 02:29 PM (t9883)

230 Peter Sterne
@petersterne
·
Follow
Anti-Mamdani chants at the protest:

“Zohran, what do you say? How many kids did you kill today?”

“700,000 dead. Mamdani, your hands are red!”

“Traitor, traitor, come on out! You sold all your people out!”

“Zohran, you can’t hide. We charge you with genocide!”
5:38 PM · Oct 7, 2026
====

LO fvcking L

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 02:29 PM (RIvkX)

231
Are we even sure she said that? I've watched these Somalis defend themselves at press conferences and all I can get is "in there" "go up" "they say bad" "racist" "our kids" "no care" in barely comprehensible accents.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:25 PM (XJ22o)

“Bananas and rice”
Posted by: SpeakingOf

===============

Yeah, it was nice to get a few nouns in. I didn't even know about bananas and rice until that veiled rock-face said it about 5 times in that press conference.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:29 PM (XJ22o)

232 The Blade, he is off to Comic Con ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And, thus, the Blade confirms his gayness.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
____

Bro, the place is crawling with cute young ladies in revealing costumes. It's the opposite of gayness!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

233 What was the "offensive" social media post?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 02:28 PM (JrHfD)
=====
An offhanded comment about Valerie Jarrett having a simian appearance. Which she does.

I forget the exact quote.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 02:30 PM (RIvkX)

234
What was the "offensive" social media post?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===============

That was the one where she said Valerie Jarrett looked like a monkey or something.

Haha, for years I tweeted that she was a rodent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:30 PM (XJ22o)

235 I don't believe much Lutheran Church Missouri Synod money is flowing that direction, and I don't know that the Holy Roman Catholic Church is funding much of that either"

We - the taxpayers - funded this. Post 20th century "refugee" guilt led to cash for settlements. These organizations quickly realized a source of income...

Posted by: man at October 08, 2026 02:30 PM (pfXMo)

236 These """doctors""" and """engineers""" deserve to be mulched into fertilizer. Then they might actually contribute something back to this country.

Posted by: lgm30g at October 08, 2026 02:30 PM (I09RC)

237 Nood Rubio

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 02:30 PM (k9rrS)

238 What was the "offensive" social media post?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 02:28 PM (JrHfD)

She said Valerie Jarrett looked like something out of The Planet if the Apes (which is true, she looked just like Helena Bonham Carter in the Donnie Wahlberg remake).

And then all hell broke loose.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 02:31 PM (6ydKt)

239 “Zohran, you can’t hide. We charge you with genocide!”

Antifa got activated for these protests because he keeps meeting with Trump, and he's not allowed to talk to Literally Hitler. It's fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2026 02:31 PM (2ocoG)

240
“Zohran, you can’t hide. We charge you with genocide!”
5:38 PM · Oct 7, 2026
====

LO fvcking L
Posted by: San Franpsycho

============

Yeah, those people are implacable. It's just a handful and I think every lefty politician knows they're out there and not worth a minute.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 02:31 PM (XJ22o)

241 From Wikipedia:

"Throughout 2023, Moriarty has been criticized by families of victims and prosecutors in her office over her decisions to offer probation to two 17-year-olds charged with murder, a person charged with sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl, a drug dealer charged with murder after knowingly giving fentanyl-laced pills to an overdose victim, a teen who was charged with murder after shooting a driver during a deadly carjacking, and a man charged with sexually assaulting a nine-year-old girl. "

This woman is a menace to civil society.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 08, 2026 02:32 PM (lfNXu)

242 Nood Marco.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 02:32 PM (gLYp7)

243
Christie doesn't run for president so much as waddle
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Leave the man alone...he's on a roll.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Running for Kaiser.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2026 02:32 PM (Cqx++)

244 I am going to suggest that Talarico has been informed that some really damaging and possibly illegal facts about him are about to come out.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2026 02:33 PM (nxLtX)

245 feels more comfortable for some people to say East African.
Which would include Egyptians, Sudanese (both flavors), Eritreans, Ethiopians, Kenyans, Ugandans, Burundians, Tanzanians, Mozambiquans(?), and maybe some South Africans. The majority of whom are very different from Somalians, culturally. (Most of those have actual governments, rather than a collection of warlords masquerading as "a" government. Other countries might be similar to Somalia in culture - tribal, corrupt, etc. - but none are quite as far gone as Somalia. IMO.)

Posted by: GWB at October 08, 2026 02:36 PM (kU0PQ)

246
Send Chris Christie to Haiti as a part of a Charity Effort.

He'd be good to feed a 100 or so Haitian families for at least a month.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 02:36 PM (YSUhf)

247 appeared to involve automatic weapons
They're purchasing legal firearms

Those two statements do not belong together.

Posted by: GWB at October 08, 2026 02:38 PM (kU0PQ)

248 Bogartpooping? Boguspooping?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 08, 2026 02:38 PM (Fv808)

249 228 The Blade, he is off to Comic Con ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And, thus, the Blade confirms his gayness.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

Reminds me of a movie called "Zorro, The Gay Blade"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

250 Someone linked to this speech yesterday and I watched it entirely.
Good, but I doubt anyone who needs to listen did.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2026 02:45 PM (sl73Y)

251 Oops, wrong thread. Stands.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 08, 2026 02:46 PM (sl73Y)

252 France sends their regards.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 08, 2026 03:01 PM (PKcH4)

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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
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