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Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.To a repugnant desiccated coprolite like Tillis, that means surrender to the Left and Islam, and let us lying, criminal traitorous scumbags wet our beaks in peace! If somehow the supposed Blue wave fails to materialize come the Midterms, well hopefully we won't be saddled with a fresh crop of Tillises, which means President Trump's agenda for his final two years is likely dead in the water, which would be exactly the same thing but without impeachments, or perhaps with impeachments depending upon the status of J.D. Vance, that is railroad him as well and install Mike Johnson or Hakeem Jeffries as POTUS?! If all that isn't enough to gag a maggot, I give you the following items. Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.”Once again we have the Democrat/Left giving a very unsubtle green light to engage in infanticide. Postpartum by multiple trimesters! The Lindsay Clancy Social Contagion feels even more real after this latest report about a Texas mother accused of trying to murder her two small children. One child is just ten months old. The other is three years old.Well it's Texas so I'm sure if James Talarico should defeat Ken Paxton, he'll get right on this. That is make this a common occurrence! Ugh. Even with this, and in the wake of yesterday being the third anniversary of the Islamic Mass wave of butchery from Gaza which the aforementioned story is Islamic in its theme... For some reason I'm still optimistic about the future, as you can see from my posting the essay about Marco Rubio up top. Y aqui Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who is currently traveling to Iceland, Greece, and Portugal, stood where the West was born and urged our allies to reject its decline. The imagery was stunning, but the message was more important — it's something that's been a theme throughout Rubio's time at the State Department over the last 20 months: We must maintain the values that make us great. When was the last time any real American leader spoke this way and actually meant it?! Should he, by some miracle, become President at some point in the future he will be outstanding (his baggage from his early days, in particular the Gang of 8 amnesty foolishness), and of course the opposition from the Democrat/Left and worse the Tom Tillis saboteurs of the GOP should they still be a factor. And so here's to better days, but for now I bid you all to have a good day.
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Thank you JJ
Why is Tillis opening his pie hole?? His political career is over; no one cares what he thinks Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (AvqNi) 3
Good morning y’all!!!!!
Thanks JJ!!!! Posted by: Billythesquid at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (T9qCs) 4
Top 5! yAy!
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (jjoN6) 5
"Why is Tillis opening his pie hole?? His political career is over; no one cares what he thinks
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (AvqNi) " propaganda. useful idiot. doing what he gets paid to do. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:49 AM (VyBeY) 6
Canadian MAID out of control- woman approved for MAID after she loses ability to cook. From "Christian Post":
https://tinyurl.com/2s37n54a Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 06:49 AM (JrHfD) 7
Good morning from Dublin airport. Hoping our co pilot is not a jihadi.
Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2026 06:50 AM (7US6F) 8
Good Morning all. The GOPe needs to DIAFS.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 08, 2026 06:51 AM (Q/FnY) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 08, 2026 06:51 AM (eEDbx) 10
7 Good morning from Dublin airport. Hoping our co pilot is not a jihadi.
Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2026 06:50 AM (7US6F) Or one of my mother's former students!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2026 06:53 AM (x0n13) 11
According to Levin, much of what is happening in France reflects some Democrats’ vision for the United States, adding that without President Donald Trump, the country could face the same fate.
================ Right in one. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 06:54 AM (aDNkm) 12
All Americans will bear the brunt of elected officials’ failure to justly punish Jack Smith and others who weaponized the federal government against conservatives.
============ Trump has been so busy he hasn't really been able to give this the attention it needs and deserves. Now, the next Presidential season begins and it will sadly get pushed aside. I think Smith, that scum sucking pig, likely walks. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 06:57 AM (aDNkm) 13
Madmani's infamous tweet from yesterday, claiming "real victim" status for the Gazan murderers may have finally been a step too far. Even the self-gassing Jews of upper Broadway can now see clearly what they unleashed. Lets see if they vote any differently now. Pray for a miracle.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:02 AM (YtCQo) 14
Lighter....check.
Hair....check. EBT card and Medicaid card...check. Generator paid for by FEMA to watch pron and play video games...check. I'm ready for Hurricane Isaias. Posted by: Alabama Hillbilly at October 08, 2026 07:08 AM (pa/M5) 15
the Yankees season comes to a close because of an obnoxious fan DELICIOUS fun fact the Rays new stadium will be built around the current spring training campus of the Yankees in Tampa
Posted by: paulnjax at October 08, 2026 07:09 AM (PPnyU) 16
The EU showed again what they think of America, this time by putting up the nonsensical Trump "on the backs of the people" statue.
EU government has turned totalitarian. It is also running a civic program of social suicidal policies., so their whining is another badge of success for Trump. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:11 AM (r37/v) 17
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at October 08, 2026 07:12 AM (V1+OY) 18
19 of 27 outs last night in the White Sox-Cleveland game were strikeouts. That's never happened before in a playoff game.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:14 AM (NsQVn) 19
Tom Tillis and his fellow GOPe travelers are of the House of (Donor) Lords—not of the Constitutionally designed US Senate.
‘ ‘Magic’ tricks and schemes like a Senate ‘parliamentarian’ and the ‘filibuster’ are as phony and destructive to Constitutional government as any single other act by Tillis ad his fellow Lords. Posted by: Voter theater. at October 08, 2026 07:14 AM (FCPbW) 20
Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.
Some serious butt hurt going on there. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2026 07:16 AM (I43vL) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ) 24
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:20 AM (k9rrS) 25
I saw Grifting Oleaginous Parasite Party open for Oingo Boingo one year at the fair.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:20 AM (6ydKt) 26
oingo boingo sucked donkey nuts.
Posted by: Will Robinson at October 08, 2026 07:22 AM (dCMJG) 27
Happy Thursday
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 07:23 AM (/+uur) 28
Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX) 29
>Tillis: GOP Should Ditch Trump Populism, ‘Go Back’ to Conservative Principles
---- I don't see any principles at all. I see the most exclusive country club in the world, whose members are most concerned with accumulating wealth, selling favors, and pursuing re-election in perpetuity until natural death. Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt) 30
So, half of them need to be charged federally with RICO.
Bounties being paid out would be more efficient. Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (jjoN6) 31
Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.
===== Loser says whaa?? Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX) 32
Canadian MAID out of control- woman approved for MAID after she loses ability to cook. From "Christian Post":
https://tinyurl.com/2s37n54a -- How horrific. I'm only shocked there are still some doctors left in Canada that are sounding the alarm that MAID has gone far beyond its supposed humane purpose. The whole thing is a masterclass in pure evil. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (qBdHI) 33
Talarico is NOT going to win in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (nxLtX) 34
Conservative Sweep in Brazilian Congress Confirmed
Amazing what happens when you kill programs like USAID. Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (jjoN6) 35
The Yankees lose! The Yankees loooose!
Posted by: zombie John Stirling at October 08, 2026 07:28 AM (aKg+z) 36
Rubio is doing to State what Hegseth is doing to War:
Removing fatties, faggies, trannies, and commies. People is policy. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX) 37
Speaking of green dildos, I saw Caitlin Clark as the guest picker on College Gameday last Saturday (in Iowa City). Not sure why, but for the first time (at least to me), she looked hot. I now understand the appeal. Maybe it was because she was in normal clothes and not a basketball uniform. Anyway… looking good
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:29 AM (AvqNi) 38
“It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children.”
===== Worst. Genocide. Ever. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX) 39
Talarico is NOT going to win in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (nxLtX) From your lips to God’s ears! Is he still AWOL from the campaign trail? That’s a mighty bad flu Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM (AvqNi) 40
NR Pax
I think the switch was due to other factors, mostly Trump and Nayib Bukele, President of El Salvador since 2019. The USAID big money went to Ukraine and to DEI posers in other countries. The cleaning up of El Salvador was a huge reason for the switch. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ) 41
Someone smarter than me said it first: why would a person raise and spend tens of MILLIONS of dollars to land a job that pays $174K a year?
To join The Club. Wealth. Power. 1st class ticket on the gravy train. Congress, explained. Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt) 42
You know how you stop "fan interference" at MLB parks?
1. Remove the first two rows of seats next to the wall 2. Build a copy of the green monster 3. Put the bullpens between the stands & the HR wall Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (k9rrS) 43
In your dotage, do you remember the times spent with Web Hubble or Huma?
Posted by: NaCly Dog I'm thinking those two would rather forget that. Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:32 AM (jjoN6) 44
42 You know how you stop "fan interference" at MLB parks?
1. Remove the first two rows of seats next to the wall 2. Build a copy of the green monster 3. Put the bullpens between the stands & the HR wall Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (k9rrS) 4. Sniper's behind the scoreboard. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:33 AM (6ydKt) 45
43: "And Leon is getting laarrrrger!"
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:33 AM (jjoN6) 46
Massacre in Jenin > Genocide in Gaza
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX) 47
Good morning, all!
Looks like my one-time $90.00 medicare payment showed up in our checking overnight. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb) 48
Apparently I have free apostrophes to give away.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:35 AM (6ydKt) 49
I swear that by now, Gaza must be the most crowded place on Earth given how many billions have died in one year.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (jjoN6) 50
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (qBdHI)
Yes; It's just head shakingly unbelievable how bad it is! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (JrHfD) 51
34 Conservative Sweep in Brazilian Congress Confirmed
Amazing what happens when you kill programs like USAID. Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (jjoN6) Check yesterday's Report for a contrary opinion vis vis USAID's demise an its impact on Brazil's election. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13) 52
47 Good morning, all!
Looks like my one-time $90.00 medicare payment showed up in our checking overnight. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb) "Trump is bribing old people again." - 'Banned' and ever other Dem nitwit Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (6ydKt) 53
illage Idiot's Apprentice
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor. Good for you that Trump's "walking around" money arrived. He really is a slightly to the left of JFK Democrat at heart. The Left moved a light year to the left, leaving President Trump look conservative. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ) 54
From your lips to God’s ears! Is he still AWOL from the campaign trail? That’s a mighty bad flu
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM He has been missing for 12 days now. Other than one zoom fund raiser no one has seen him. I suspect they are hiding him like they hid biden so he won't make anymore gaffs. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (I43vL) 55
53 Why is JJ do obsessed with leather sex and domination?
Posted by: Banned at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (mJELX) He knows what you like. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (6ydKt) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:38 AM (iMotb) 57
56: He's still in the apprentice phase. Give him time to grow.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:39 AM (jjoN6) 58
"Lighter....check.
Hair....check. EBT card and Medicaid card...check. Generator paid for by FEMA to watch pron and play video games...check. " I didn't see "break into and loot local businesses" in the checklist, Alabama Hillbilly. Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 08, 2026 07:39 AM (klU0I) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:40 AM (iMotb) 60
Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:40 AM (JrHfD) 61
"All Americans will bear the brunt of elected officials’ failure to justly punish Jack Smith and others who weaponized the federal government against conservatives."
Nothing will happen. The Congresscucks will fail to do anything but hearings and the Department of "Justice" will protect their own. Posted by: fd at October 08, 2026 07:41 AM (MWfyi) 62
Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English.
Just read it. It's like the trolls aren't even trying any more. Back in MY day... Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:42 AM (jjoN6) 63
Village Idiot's Apprentice
From what I observed yesterday, this is our old and very lame troll Paul. I can't be certain, but Pixy Misa must have written a special program that replaced Paul's words with authentic frontier gibberish. And then a separate message calling him a Dick. He is trying to get around the COBs with a different name. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ) 64
[____ _____] Say her name! With pictures, now easily found with a simple search.
Proves what the Hot/Crazy Matrix says about redheads. They're in a special zone with haridressers, strippers and girls named Tiffany. Now, picture her being cross-examined about the details of her encounter -- sluttier than a porn star. Especially her resurrecting Bro #1. I doubt that this was her first walk on the wild side -- so expect a legal fight over the admissibility of past behavior. This won't end well for her, even if Cornell settles big (paging Sally Yates!) As the weakest Ivy, Cornell will take a hit. Who'll want to go there, when there are other choices. It'll be a safety school for the likes of Vanderbilt. And I expect that this will backfire on Hochul, who'll be tied to it. She'll stir up the AWFL vote, but she already had that. Most voters will be appalled as details leak out -- and they will. Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 07:44 AM (dtajH) 65
"According to the store owner, looters stripped the shelves bare of all merchandise except steel toed work boots."
Posted by: Local media at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (V1+OY) 66
Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English."
Could just be a recent college graduate stretching their intellectual and literary wings. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (iMotb) 67
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:42 AM (jjoN6
Even the trolls were better back then-yep. 😉 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (JrHfD) 68
I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6) 69
Did she attend Ivy Cornell or Cow Cornell?
Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (J4Dwc) 70
Even the trolls were better back then-yep. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Exactly! Sure, they spat out vile insults but they took pride in their work and did their best to use proper English. Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (jjoN6) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (JrHfD) 72
Good Morning.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u3SRj) 73
FenelonSpoke
I went and looked. That comment was from an another old troll, who rarely posts anymore. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:48 AM (iMotb) 75
“What evidence do you have that that’s the case, that the Republican Party has not been permanently changed by Donald Trump?”
Tillis said, “Well, I mean, in a populist age, it’s difficult, but I think there’s nothing like a loss in the election for people to go back.” To McStain To Romney? Go back to getting our asses kicked with ObamaCare and Open Borders? Fuck You Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (/+uur) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ) 77
Well it’s over folks. The WSJ say Democrats are going to win the House. They’ve laid out their agenda and you’ll be really surprised to know it’s a lot of spending, especially on the programs with fraud. Oh, and a government takeover of the healthcare system.
You will love socialism, comrade. The WSJ has become another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats. Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (A+X4b) 78
I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.
Posted by: NR Pax Better be first in line. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:50 AM (u3SRj) 79
I think Jack Smith will not be able to claim sovereign immunity when he faces the plethora of civil lawsuits that are incoming. Each and every Senator, Congressman, government worker, and private citizen caught up in his snare should sue for federal civil rights violations under the color of law, abuse of office, blatant 4th Amendment violations, and a lawyer could probably add at least a dozen other items. Hopefully the piece of shit, Jack Smith, will spend the rest of his miserable life in court defending his actions - that or he gets to be the target in a game of prison darts with Bubba and Cletus.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 08, 2026 07:51 AM (JNTt1) 80
"The WSJ
*Suggested edit for accuracy Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (iMotb) 81
Nay, my brother. Even two girls at one time is overrated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog To be honest, I had a girlfriend at the time so I wasn't really going to search for things like this. The WSJ has become another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats. The word "become" suggests they were never that in the first place. Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (jjoN6) 82
NR Pax
Better be first in line. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory As one of my professors said about another situation like that: "I don't respect any man after #6. " Que the Prisoner puns. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ) 83
WSJ has been shit garbage for some time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (u3SRj) 84
Ashamed here in NC that I was "forced" to vote for Tillis several times. Never voting for a Commie Dem, but had to hold my nose to elect the GOPe bum. I guess everyone has done it at times, but it still irks me.
Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (EdP2u) 85
Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.
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